May 20, 2024 • 36 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Jackie’s birthday is this Wednesday but we kick off our celebration today!.. - Plus we have a special edition of Dumb Crooks News focusing on the criminal mastermind known as “Florida Man”.. - Back by popular demand is another rundown of Bill Silver’s Top 10 list of Ice Cream Flavors inspired by President Joe Biden.. - We’ll dust off the time Raiford found a quarter.. - and Marvin Webster goes to the white people’s mall..
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Super Good Morning, Big Shows on the Radio, Monday morning,
May twentieth. Today's feature TrackMan the Big Show, Big Box
brought you by Charlotte Motor Speedway the Coca Cola six
hundred is this Sunday, Get your ticket? Smell Farming. Webster's
up with the White People's Mall versus Steve Black People's Mall.
(00:50):
You laugh with our brown call keywords white mall, and
you hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Okay, let's play beat the block.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Meet our contestant with him Richard out of well being tone.
I've got it now.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Good morning, Richard, Hey, good morning, there you are.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Good Mary, good welcome. All right, you know what we're
gonna do, Richard, Ask Tator some questions, you agree or
disagree to bells for two buzzers.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
And you win.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
All right, all right, well here we go, Marcy. Rubbing
an alligator's stomach has a curious effect on him. Oh, buddy,
Troy from Swamp People telling me all about this, retained
it just for this game.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What does rubbing his dummy make him do?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Makes him eat you? That's what it makes him do, makes.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Him eat you.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Um, it makes him fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Makes him fall asleep. Richard, agree or disagree. I there's
some alligators down around Wilmington. You're part of the country.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
I hadn't rubbed any of their belly.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I agree. You agree? Wow, and that was the thing
to do. Very true. It weren't sleep and that nobody
knows why, but it's true. That's the plan, all right,
did Marcie. You may have heard that Benjamin Franklin kept
four beds in his.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
House, and we talk about it all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
He would he would switch from one to another whenever
he felt something. Felt what a.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Wet spot cut over.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You're picturing in Marchia. Yeah, whenever he felt something, whenever
he felt sick, he would get up and change beds.
So Richard, agree or disagree. I'm gonna have to agree
with that. You agree with that man is uh whenever
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he was hot, whenever he felt hot. So you were
closer with your first one. I guess that is Benjamin Richard.
You know he wouldn't be sick. You know that that much. Okay,
I'm still picture been frankly. Okay, quit it, shop it, Okay,
(03:44):
here we go. Richard is one man, one buzzer, so
gonna win it. Or lose it on this one. So
we've been talking about chickens. Mary, chickens in a particular
part of the country, more eggs per hen than anywhere
else in the country. What state are they in?
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Constant agony?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Chickens so sad? I don't think it's more like a
good bowel moves.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Okay, what state are these They are in California state.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
California is where they are. Richard, disagree, and you're gonna
disagree on that.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
He was right.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It is California. Oh rigid. We're gonna give you a
nice consolation prize. Jack is gonna hook you up, we promise, all.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Right, all right, okay, you'll be.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Do you want them to win?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Because you're not acting like it?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Come on, I mean something hard. I mean, I know
I've got I'm looking at Richard, But you agreed. Ben
Franklin had four beds in his house and he would
change whenever he felt sick. Well, maybe.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
He was considerate. Maybe Missus Franklin didn't want to get
puked on. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Maybe the wet spot you do him all with the
whole my fault.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Now I'm supposed to throw them all.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Anyway, how maybe I'll start trying to help some of
the dumb ones. I don't think you got that kind
of time. No, get Richard done the whole prize by.
Speaker 9 (06:04):
Sometimes this is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(06:36):
Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yo, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Man?
Speaker 10 (06:50):
The new Great Depression rolls on. People having a hard
time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays is
jacked up. Have you seen on the news about all
these metal thieves? And I ain't going about gold and silver.
I'm talking about like breaking in the power company, stealing
copper cable, pulling rain gutters off a man's house, stealing
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guardrails and man hole covers. It's like a bunch of
crackhead termites or attack even real crack heads, going what
is wrong with these people?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (07:20):
If you're a cop working on a stolen metal case,
I got a tip for you. You ain't got to
interview none of my people. Ain't no brothers in the
scrap metal gag. You're looking for eight big, thick white boys.
I'm trying to steal a guard rail. That's some labor
intensive crime right now. We ain't about that. If a
brother hooked up one of them gangs. He lasted about
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ten minutes. First job of the night. Boss man say, okay, Calvin,
put that ladder up against the house. We gonna pull
them rain gutters off and load them in the truck.
Calv and be like, no, man, you gonna pull them
gutters off and put them in the truck. That ain't
for me. I turned the crime because it was easy.
If I wanted to work a job, all right, well,
(08:02):
then run get that manhole cover out the street.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Do what?
Speaker 10 (08:05):
Why scrap iron? Seventy eight cents a pound?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
May you out of your mind?
Speaker 10 (08:11):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds man hole cover.
Two things about heavy metal, I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. I'mving no
eight ways split on seventy eight cents a pound. Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds. Only go knock
over the meat department at the food jin. No, man,
get up that pole and cut down a piece of
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that power line. That's why I got all kind of
copper in it. Yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, they'll
find my dad ass two blocks away when my shoes
blowed off. Yeah well you say you want big money,
copper go for three dollars and eighty cents a pound.
Oh yeah, well you heard about this stuff that got
now called.
Speaker 11 (08:53):
Weed itself about eight hundred dollars a pound, and you
ain't got to tote it. But an ounce of the time,
this here gang, you need to get out the scrap
business and get into weed business.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
Boston, go Calvin, what you fight?
Speaker 12 (09:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
I know, man, Look y'all be careful. I'll catch you
up with your next And that, my friends, is why
my people ain't in no scrap metal game. This crime
has got more white people in it than the NHL
Hall of Fame. Y'all think about it.
Speaker 12 (09:21):
Bob Marvin website, jaun Boyaan dilly, good.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Morning, we yelled dumb right, Good morning, big shows on
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the radio. I mill tak it.
Speaker 13 (10:12):
Greetings and salivations, members of the Great Unwashed and fly
over country.
Speaker 14 (10:17):
It's your sympathetic buddy.
Speaker 13 (10:18):
Bill Silver's with another verbal slap in the kisser to
our commander and depends, that's right, you guessed it's slow.
Joe Biden. He's still wearing a mask on the campaign trail.
It's not because he's a germophobe. It just hides the
duct tape Obama put over his mouth too soon. But
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he's not all bad. Okay, I can't sell that. But
at least he does like ice cream, and he eats
a lot of it. And why shouldn't he. It's not
like he's gonna get brain freeze. Now, you may not
be able to afford ice cream with this inflation, but
he can. After all, it's your money, am I right?
This guy knows what I'm talking about. So, in an
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effort to give an Ada boy to dunce master flex
from the home office somewhere behind the dumpster in dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Pennsylvania,
here are the top ten ice creams named for Joe Biden.
Speaker 14 (11:14):
Number ten Mumble Stumble Fumble.
Speaker 13 (11:18):
Cookie Crumble number nine. G your kid's hair smells like
Cuti Fruity Number eight, skid Mark fudge, Oh.
Speaker 14 (11:32):
We're all thinking it?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Shut up?
Speaker 14 (11:34):
Shut up?
Speaker 13 (11:34):
Blondie number seven, plagiarizing passion fruits. Number six. My second
wife was our babysitter's wedding cake. Number five Hunters white
powder and called girl Party Vanilla.
Speaker 14 (11:57):
Number four, Hot Buttered, fourth Grader.
Speaker 13 (12:03):
Number three, Garage full of classified documents, Truffle Shuffle.
Speaker 14 (12:09):
Number two, Rocky road to World War.
Speaker 13 (12:11):
Three, and the number one ice cream named for Joe
Biden disappointment.
Speaker 14 (12:24):
The legos they stacked one out out of the other.
Good morning, everybody, to big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Hangout. We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I had one line.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I forgot it.
Speaker 14 (12:51):
Thank god I can write down old my bitch.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I'm the dump boy and Billy Big show.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Good more, dam big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I have a great job of what think you?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I madden?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Imagine another compass be in front of h R Department
all the time. This is our workplace conversation. You find
that top ten list names Jackie's boobs.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
I found I found the song Jackie's boobs.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
All we're setting up the song with Jackie's boobs. We're
gonna see what new things to call them. Okay, right
there we go with that bonus top ten Liz.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
No, we are all excited about Jackie's new editions. Yes,
over the vacation, Jackie had a visit from the Buby Faery,
so says we can't show you on camera, this is radio.
We do have the audio portion of the Biby Faery
(14:26):
visiting Jackie late one night.
Speaker 15 (14:39):
Hey, now, oh my goodness, charge them to John wayam billy.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, we'll just get there's no such things that you
be fair. But I'd like to thank doctor Dennis B.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Nicks and the staff at the Wilmington Plastic and Reconstructive
Surgery Jackie down in Wilmington. Everything just went great. I
heard you did great, Jackie. You're off in pain pills
and just a couple of days. I'm surprised you didn't
drag them out through the rest of vy cases.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Actually, oh you just look great, you Yeah.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
They look grat together, just right.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, well we're looking at my goodness, what are we
gonna call them?
Speaker 10 (15:35):
Well, we've been at work at.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Them, even during vacation, we were working on the show.
Here they are the top ten nicknames for Jackie's new
editions number ten, the Olsen Twins number nine, George and
Wheezy number eight, the Hinden Boobs number seven, the Puff
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Daddies number six, the Heavy D's.
Speaker 16 (16:07):
Number five, the Twin one, twenty five, number four, My Peeps,
number three, Girls in the Hood, number two, the Nipsey Russells,
and the number one nickname for the Twins, John Boy
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and Booby.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Then fRNA big shows on the radio. I have success
on the top tier. Ready for the tune? Alright, get
him ready. I won't tell you the prize fact that
we're gonna play for inn minutes, but I raced it
while ago uh rann and I forgot to tell you,
So you're gonna pull that up and I'll let y'all know.
But this is gonna be fun either way. Oh, we
got town for the song. Okay, we'll hit it.
Speaker 17 (17:09):
oOoOO oo.
Speaker 18 (17:11):
Jackie's book bought a night for by her favorite boots
engineer died the Mercedes bands. Here comes Jackie.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
With her brand, the Twins.
Speaker 18 (17:27):
There was a time when she wasn't ignored, mainly because
she was lad as a board. We need this food doctor,
that's what we called. She could come out and then
we gotta and stuff.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Woo.
Speaker 18 (17:47):
Jackie's bulls they're a god used for something pictures what
Brasso she thought him?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Instead?
Speaker 10 (17:59):
Ooo?
Speaker 18 (17:59):
God Amen her big as her head. She wouldn't do
life as a double lad, but never knew. Look below
you and when she gone talking into the room, you
can see she's got that father bufo Jack's bool. She's
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got something that she'll never lose. Looking sad see is
her by now bag?
Speaker 17 (18:34):
Ooh jackey, you'll never say ooh jacke, ooh jacky ooh jacky.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Ooh jacking and a back bad.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
That'll be stucking my head all day.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
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find your local dealer, or click on that link when
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customers starting blue and stay blue ain't gonna playing minute.
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
See it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Monday morning, May twentieth, feature track Going to make Show,
Big Box Marb and Webster bro Home Call, White People's Mall,
Black People's Mall Fun with our boo on call. We
welcome in with a laurel and hardy handshad or our
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new oh didn't take key words white mall. Okay, we'll
play it minute, so take care of it. Okay, I
gotta reconcentrate. It's time, let's play. I went to everybody's
head about the bed. Look but a wordy word and
a worthy word. Meet our contestants. We got Tim from Florence,
(20:47):
South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Good morning, Tim Man, Hey, John Boy, Hey.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Mondy welcome. And we got Michael from where shows South
Carolina as well down your san lap of state. Good morning, Mike. Hey,
all right, boys, where's your flowers? Let's ride and conqueror. Michael,
you got Marcy bike, you got John Boy. Do our
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two rounds? Who can win this thing? Okay, So Michael,
you relaxed, Tim and be me and you for the
first thirty seconds. Are you ready? Okay, start the clock now.
The opposite of low is uh huh. The opposite of
late is the opposite of left is right. The opposite
(21:45):
of private is yep. The opposite of.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Good is bad.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
The opposite of fake is.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
The opposite of f They are they are?
Speaker 5 (22:03):
You can't see you, Josh did not just.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You can't say my hand motion.
Speaker 14 (22:10):
No, it's really actually very good that.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
You can't about five on the board.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Five?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Hey, about that opposite thing. It just kind of kind
of happened. They were pretty good, didn't it? So kind
of compliment me. I think I did great. I think
Tim did wonderful there with that work of five on
the board. Okay, Michael and Marcy, let's see how you
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guys do. Okay, Okay, ready, ready, Michael, Well on, make
sure why not? Okay and go.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
The opposite of fake is real. The opposite of I
don't know long distance call is what kind of call local?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
The opposite of week is.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Uh, all right, so she doesn't she doesn't wear any makeup.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
She goes all what.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Natural?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yes, if you eat all of it, you ate the
blank thing?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Another word for hole?
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Do you entire?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (23:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Man, Well that was good. Y'all. Put a five on
the board to match I five have about that you
knew when the bail? Okay, Tam, let's see what we
can do for round two? Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Starting the clock. Now, I need a ambulance. It's a
blank emergency. Yes, uh huh. Hey, sure are a lot
of blank humans? Another word? How many blank are in
there in that building? We the blank of the United States? Yes,
uh huh, Well, I just said that North Carolina is
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my home. Yes, uh huh. The opposite of death.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Is you're living alive, alive, no living, Oh god.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
He said life at the end there, yeah, after the buzzers. Yeah,
all right, Well three on that five or eight score force,
So Michael and Marcy. Three will time force, overtime, four
will wind. What's that? Look? I don't know, Michael, are
you ready? What look?
Speaker 5 (24:38):
I wouldn't make it a look?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
All right, and go.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
When you get cut and it heals, it leaves a
what uh huh? You might eat these cinnamon blanks.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Roll?
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Yes, uh uh. Peaches are like this on the outside.
They're softer, yes, tied up. The diamond ring does this,
Light bounces off of it. It does this. There's a
blank in her there's a blank in her eye. Wink
another word for twinkle rhinestones.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Do this?
Speaker 14 (25:16):
Oh no, you got three to time up.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
We go to overtime.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
All right, Tim, we're live, We're lie right.
Speaker 13 (25:32):
There's over time.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
You know how it works, boys, It is only fifteen seconds,
half of the usual time. So let's jump in see
what we can do. Man, Tim, We'll go for the
first fifteen seconds. You set up for it. Randy you buddy,
all right? Ready, Tim, Yes, sir, and go Larry Cable
Guy the Blue Blank Comedy Tour colar. Yes, okay, it's
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not wet. It's just a little what in your cross space? Yes,
uh huh. The opposite of thin is.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yes, dead work, buddy, good work. Put a three on
the board, three and fifteen. Good work. Nice now, Michael
and Marcie, I know what that face.
Speaker 16 (26:21):
Were.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
All three will force double overtime. Four will be a
new fifteen second record. Ready, Michael, let's do it, okay and.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Go rub my shoulders.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'm saying rub.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Rhymes with it. Uh, you take you get? You take
a bath in a what?
Speaker 18 (26:40):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Yes, rhymes with Charlotte is a blank for airplanes?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh man, Well, let's congratulate tam in overtime. You gave
him one. So was four to one, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Michael hate me.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
The word was rub and just said rub.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
My sho in my head.
Speaker 7 (27:04):
In my head, I was here and rub a dub dub,
and I was like, don't say rub rub.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
I've been arguing with myself.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I think we've learned a lot about our brain for
this game over the year.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
I need.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
My god, We're gonna hook it up, buddy and play again, Mina,
what might cut Jackie? Might that happen down the road?
All right, my boy?
Speaker 9 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yes, of course, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I want to give a shout out to my brother
Andrew his wife Jessica, and they were expecting their first
son and we call him months.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It should be some time in the early month.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Nice, all right, I didn't get my move.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I did not get my move. Here you are, min
you and yours. Listen to the big show man gratulations.
Damn looking to you. Buddy, you got the big old prize.
Back head down to Florence. Good game, I know.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
It for forty years. I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Nice buddy, all right, ma'am you know deal. Hold on
good morning, big shows on the radio. No, it was silentator.
You didn't say that loud. Moving on here we are
to bid requests in the morning. Say who's whatever you made?
Everybody think? She farted? She blurted out roughs and it
(28:29):
was one of them high flying jets or the low
flying like you have you heard?
Speaker 18 (28:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Uh, let's say be request back to it here. Boys.
Kathy Monroe from Huntsville Alabama. So Kathy says, missing Raper,
could y'all play something with his voice? Please? We sure can, Kathy,
We're dood next. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
(29:15):
Kathy Monroe, Huntsville, Alabama. You Quinn, you're missing Ravern Tator
found someone old joking man? You rode that clip and
a big show what rd R? All right, thank you
very much, and hate all the post words. We have
a lot of people working in the post off. Listen
to Big Show. You know you're going in the mornings,
you're sorting your mail. You're doing it there. You got
their headphones on, So yeah, I'll just take it. E's
(29:38):
hanging there where for you?
Speaker 10 (29:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
All right, all right, I think you should raise that
sent stampnother? What is it? Thirty two now?
Speaker 19 (29:46):
Thirty two cents? And it's a real bargain when you
think of how much it costs to mail things in
other countries. Yeah it is?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Now what what? What was the lowest you ever remember?
A penny?
Speaker 19 (29:54):
A penny postcard? We used to call three cent stamp
postal card?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Postal car boy.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
You didn't learn nothing.
Speaker 19 (30:03):
I still have the works of you.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You you still have it.
Speaker 19 (30:07):
I still have a three cent step. Of course, if
some listening in.
Speaker 10 (30:11):
Might like to have that, well let's not bring them
into this.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
You want to sell it, Rayford, you're still carrying around
the Confederate money, said, hey, let it. Speaking of that,
here we go just where I found a quarter.
Speaker 19 (30:24):
Yesterday, I fouled a quarter in the swimming pool.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Is.
Speaker 19 (30:30):
I was swimming in the outside pool out there the
sports soun a beautiful day, all the kids back to school.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
That made you a day, didn't I was swimming laughs
at the outside pool.
Speaker 19 (30:40):
I looked down there and I said, I that's a car,
I said, And then I stopped swimming, and I went
down there and swam under there and found sure enough
there was. And then to prove what I'm saying, I figured,
I said, well, if somebody dropped the call, and there
(31:00):
chances are there's some more coin. I swam around a
little bit more where there was a nil. Now I
swam around a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
More and there was a die.
Speaker 10 (31:08):
I didn't stand there once in a while.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
What I think was happening. There were some kids sitting
on the pool. Watch old man Rayford on this. You
swimming around like SeaWorld.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
One day we're gonna come in and go.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Where's Bob in the newspaper headline is gonna say tight
ass drowns for.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Y'all.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Don't tell him.
Speaker 14 (31:28):
About that mountain at the mall.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
That would have been mountain.
Speaker 19 (31:33):
Yeah, a place to go at night, ain't nobody look
as all right?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
That's Big Show on the radio. Few more minutes for
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white mall. You'll find this. A few minutes with Marvin Webster. Yo,
what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Man?
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (32:33):
Man?
Speaker 10 (32:34):
I went out to the mall yesterday. I actually went
to two malls. I really didn't want to, but I've
been sitting home watching CNN for about fifteen hours a day.
I was kind of desperate to get out the house.
You know, in most towns nowadays, they've got two malls
in them. You know, there's the white people's mall and
the mall the white people used to go to. You know,
I like to hit both of them because they're so different.
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The White People's mall always got a name like the
Centrum or the market Place or the Millennium, where the
name describes what they call the shopping experience. Other mall
is always something like west Side Mall. Well, the name
is there to warn you what part of town it's in.
They got different kind of stores too. White People's Mall
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got Dillard's and West Side Mall got Sears. White People's
Mall got the Gap, west Side got the beet clearance out.
White People's Mall got Triple A Vacation Club, west Side
Mall got triple A bail bonds, and all the malls
nowadays got them little places out in the middle of
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it sell stuff, you know. At the White People's Mall
they call it a kiosk, or at the west Side
Mall it's a cart. The kiosk sells stuff like, you know,
laptop computers and neck ties and designer sunglasses and lake
front condominiums. The west Side the cart sells stuff like
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pepper spray and prepay cell phones, curl activator, and oh
and triple A bail bomb. Triple A got a straw
on both ends of the malls. Because you never know,
and the white people's mall always got one of them
high tech gadget stores in it. You ever noticed that,
like Brookstone or sharper Image. And when I say gadget,
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I mean stuff only white people would buy, you know,
like a waterproof CD player you can listen to in
the shower, or remote control foot massage with a microwave oven.
Then here's a good one, the ozone machine. You've seen that.
I don't know what ozone is, but white people apparently
they can't get enough of it. That's probably why their
house has always got that funniest man. Yeah, I was
(34:41):
in sharper Image the other day. I saw an ink
pin that cost two hundred bucks. I actually got Yo,
how come this pen costs so much? He said, It's
got a tape recorder built into it so you can
record voice memos.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I'm like, hold up.
Speaker 10 (34:54):
If I got a pin in my hand, why wouldn't
I just like write it down? He well, when you
think of something good, you can get it on tape
before you forget it. I said, Man, if I'm next stupid,
I guarantee you I ain't got two hundred dollars to
blow on no pin now. Meanwhile, over at the West
Side Mall. The Gadget Store is this place. It sells
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pages prepaid of court and the White People's Mall always
got something.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Called the food court.
Speaker 10 (35:21):
You like that, yeah, with a bunch of going mat
places in like Starbucks and Cinna Bonds and Chick fil A.
If you go into West Side Mall, you better stop
at Taco Bell before you get there. West Side ain't
got no food court, cause see, brothers don't like nothing
that's got caught on the end of it, y'all think
about it. I'm minding we.
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Speaker 2 (00:56):
Okay, let's play beat the block.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Meet our contestant with him Richard out of well being tone.
I've got it now.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Good morning, Richard, Hey, good morning, there you are.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Good Mary, good welcome. All right, you know what we're
gonna do, Richard, Ask Tator some questions, you agree or
disagree to bells for two buzzers.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
And you win.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
All right, all right, well here we go, Marcy. Rubbing
an alligator's stomach has a curious effect on him. Oh, buddy,
Troy from Swamp People telling me all about this, retained
it just for this game.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What does rubbing his dummy make him do?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Makes him eat you? That's what it makes him do, makes.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Him eat you.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Um, it makes him fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Makes him fall asleep. Richard, agree or disagree. I there's
some alligators down around Wilmington. You're part of the country.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
I hadn't rubbed any of their belly.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I agree. You agree? Wow, and that was the thing
to do. Very true. It weren't sleep and that nobody
knows why, but it's true. That's the plan, all right,
did Marcie. You may have heard that Benjamin Franklin kept
four beds in his.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
House, and we talk about it all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
He would he would switch from one to another whenever
he felt something. Felt what a.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Wet spot cut over.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You're picturing in Marchia. Yeah, whenever he felt something, whenever
he felt sick, he would get up and change beds.
So Richard, agree or disagree. I'm gonna have to agree
with that. You agree with that man is uh whenever
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he was hot, whenever he felt hot. So you were
closer with your first one. I guess that is Benjamin Richard.
You know he wouldn't be sick. You know that that much. Okay,
I'm still picture been frankly. Okay, quit it, shop it, Okay,
(03:44):
here we go. Richard is one man, one buzzer, so
gonna win it. Or lose it on this one. So
we've been talking about chickens. Mary, chickens in a particular
part of the country, more eggs per hen than anywhere
else in the country. What state are they in?
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Constant agony?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Chickens so sad? I don't think it's more like a
good bowel moves.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Okay, what state are these They are in California state.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
California is where they are. Richard, disagree, and you're gonna
disagree on that.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
He was right.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It is California. Oh rigid. We're gonna give you a
nice consolation prize. Jack is gonna hook you up, we promise, all.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Right, all right, okay, you'll be.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Do you want them to win?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Because you're not acting like it?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Come on, I mean something hard. I mean, I know
I've got I'm looking at Richard, But you agreed. Ben
Franklin had four beds in his house and he would
change whenever he felt sick. Well, maybe.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
He was considerate. Maybe Missus Franklin didn't want to get
puked on. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Maybe the wet spot you do him all with the
whole my fault.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Now I'm supposed to throw them all.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Anyway, how maybe I'll start trying to help some of
the dumb ones. I don't think you got that kind
of time. No, get Richard done the whole prize by.
Speaker 9 (06:04):
Sometimes this is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(06:36):
Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yo, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Man?
Speaker 10 (06:50):
The new Great Depression rolls on. People having a hard
time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays is
jacked up. Have you seen on the news about all
these metal thieves? And I ain't going about gold and silver.
I'm talking about like breaking in the power company, stealing
copper cable, pulling rain gutters off a man's house, stealing
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guardrails and man hole covers. It's like a bunch of
crackhead termites or attack even real crack heads, going what
is wrong with these people?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (07:20):
If you're a cop working on a stolen metal case,
I got a tip for you. You ain't got to
interview none of my people. Ain't no brothers in the
scrap metal gag. You're looking for eight big, thick white boys.
I'm trying to steal a guard rail. That's some labor
intensive crime right now. We ain't about that. If a
brother hooked up one of them gangs. He lasted about
(07:41):
ten minutes. First job of the night. Boss man say, okay, Calvin,
put that ladder up against the house. We gonna pull
them rain gutters off and load them in the truck.
Calv and be like, no, man, you gonna pull them
gutters off and put them in the truck. That ain't
for me. I turned the crime because it was easy.
If I wanted to work a job, all right, well,
(08:02):
then run get that manhole cover out the street.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Do what?
Speaker 10 (08:05):
Why scrap iron? Seventy eight cents a pound?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
May you out of your mind?
Speaker 10 (08:11):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds man hole cover.
Two things about heavy metal, I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. I'mving no
eight ways split on seventy eight cents a pound. Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds. Only go knock
over the meat department at the food jin. No, man,
get up that pole and cut down a piece of
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that power line. That's why I got all kind of
copper in it. Yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, they'll
find my dad ass two blocks away when my shoes
blowed off. Yeah well you say you want big money,
copper go for three dollars and eighty cents a pound.
Oh yeah, well you heard about this stuff that got
now called.
Speaker 11 (08:53):
Weed itself about eight hundred dollars a pound, and you
ain't got to tote it. But an ounce of the time,
this here gang, you need to get out the scrap
business and get into weed business.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
Boston, go Calvin, what you fight?
Speaker 12 (09:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
I know, man, Look y'all be careful. I'll catch you
up with your next And that, my friends, is why
my people ain't in no scrap metal game. This crime
has got more white people in it than the NHL
Hall of Fame. Y'all think about it.
Speaker 12 (09:21):
Bob Marvin website, jaun Boyaan dilly, good.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Morning, we yelled dumb right, Good morning, big shows on
(10:09):
the radio. I mill tak it.
Speaker 13 (10:12):
Greetings and salivations, members of the Great Unwashed and fly
over country.
Speaker 14 (10:17):
It's your sympathetic buddy.
Speaker 13 (10:18):
Bill Silver's with another verbal slap in the kisser to
our commander and depends, that's right, you guessed it's slow.
Joe Biden. He's still wearing a mask on the campaign trail.
It's not because he's a germophobe. It just hides the
duct tape Obama put over his mouth too soon. But
(10:40):
he's not all bad. Okay, I can't sell that. But
at least he does like ice cream, and he eats
a lot of it. And why shouldn't he. It's not
like he's gonna get brain freeze. Now, you may not
be able to afford ice cream with this inflation, but
he can. After all, it's your money, am I right?
This guy knows what I'm talking about. So, in an
(11:02):
effort to give an Ada boy to dunce master flex
from the home office somewhere behind the dumpster in dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Pennsylvania,
here are the top ten ice creams named for Joe Biden.
Speaker 14 (11:14):
Number ten Mumble Stumble Fumble.
Speaker 13 (11:18):
Cookie Crumble number nine. G your kid's hair smells like
Cuti Fruity Number eight, skid Mark fudge, Oh.
Speaker 14 (11:32):
We're all thinking it?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Shut up?
Speaker 14 (11:34):
Shut up?
Speaker 13 (11:34):
Blondie number seven, plagiarizing passion fruits. Number six. My second
wife was our babysitter's wedding cake. Number five Hunters white
powder and called girl Party Vanilla.
Speaker 14 (11:57):
Number four, Hot Buttered, fourth Grader.
Speaker 13 (12:03):
Number three, Garage full of classified documents, Truffle Shuffle.
Speaker 14 (12:09):
Number two, Rocky road to World War.
Speaker 13 (12:11):
Three, and the number one ice cream named for Joe
Biden disappointment.
Speaker 14 (12:24):
The legos they stacked one out out of the other.
Good morning, everybody, to big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Hangout. We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I had one line.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I forgot it.
Speaker 14 (12:51):
Thank god I can write down old my bitch.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I'm the dump boy and Billy Big show.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Good more, dam big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I have a great job of what think you?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I madden?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Imagine another compass be in front of h R Department
all the time. This is our workplace conversation. You find
that top ten list names Jackie's boobs.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
I found I found the song Jackie's boobs.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
All we're setting up the song with Jackie's boobs. We're
gonna see what new things to call them. Okay, right
there we go with that bonus top ten Liz.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
No, we are all excited about Jackie's new editions. Yes,
over the vacation, Jackie had a visit from the Buby Faery,
so says we can't show you on camera, this is radio.
We do have the audio portion of the Biby Faery
(14:26):
visiting Jackie late one night.
Speaker 15 (14:39):
Hey, now, oh my goodness, charge them to John wayam billy.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, we'll just get there's no such things that you
be fair. But I'd like to thank doctor Dennis B.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Nicks and the staff at the Wilmington Plastic and Reconstructive
Surgery Jackie down in Wilmington. Everything just went great. I
heard you did great, Jackie. You're off in pain pills
and just a couple of days. I'm surprised you didn't
drag them out through the rest of vy cases.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Actually, oh you just look great, you Yeah.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
They look grat together, just right.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, well we're looking at my goodness, what are we
gonna call them?
Speaker 10 (15:35):
Well, we've been at work at.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Them, even during vacation, we were working on the show.
Here they are the top ten nicknames for Jackie's new
editions number ten, the Olsen Twins number nine, George and
Wheezy number eight, the Hinden Boobs number seven, the Puff
(16:00):
Daddies number six, the Heavy D's.
Speaker 16 (16:07):
Number five, the Twin one, twenty five, number four, My Peeps,
number three, Girls in the Hood, number two, the Nipsey Russells,
and the number one nickname for the Twins, John Boy
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and Booby.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Then fRNA big shows on the radio. I have success
on the top tier. Ready for the tune? Alright, get
him ready. I won't tell you the prize fact that
we're gonna play for inn minutes, but I raced it
while ago uh rann and I forgot to tell you,
So you're gonna pull that up and I'll let y'all know.
But this is gonna be fun either way. Oh, we
got town for the song. Okay, we'll hit it.
Speaker 17 (17:09):
oOoOO oo.
Speaker 18 (17:11):
Jackie's book bought a night for by her favorite boots
engineer died the Mercedes bands. Here comes Jackie.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
With her brand, the Twins.
Speaker 18 (17:27):
There was a time when she wasn't ignored, mainly because
she was lad as a board. We need this food doctor,
that's what we called. She could come out and then
we gotta and stuff.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Woo.
Speaker 18 (17:47):
Jackie's bulls they're a god used for something pictures what
Brasso she thought him?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Instead?
Speaker 10 (17:59):
Ooo?
Speaker 18 (17:59):
God Amen her big as her head. She wouldn't do
life as a double lad, but never knew. Look below
you and when she gone talking into the room, you
can see she's got that father bufo Jack's bool. She's
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got something that she'll never lose. Looking sad see is
her by now bag?
Speaker 17 (18:34):
Ooh jackey, you'll never say ooh jacke, ooh jacky ooh jacky.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Ooh jacking and a back bad.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
That'll be stucking my head all day.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
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Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
See it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Monday morning, May twentieth, feature track Going to make Show,
Big Box Marb and Webster bro Home Call, White People's Mall,
Black People's Mall Fun with our boo on call. We
welcome in with a laurel and hardy handshad or our
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new oh didn't take key words white mall. Okay, we'll
play it minute, so take care of it. Okay, I
gotta reconcentrate. It's time, let's play. I went to everybody's
head about the bed. Look but a wordy word and
a worthy word. Meet our contestants. We got Tim from Florence,
(20:47):
South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Good morning, Tim Man, Hey, John Boy, Hey.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Mondy welcome. And we got Michael from where shows South
Carolina as well down your san lap of state. Good morning, Mike. Hey,
all right, boys, where's your flowers? Let's ride and conqueror. Michael,
you got Marcy bike, you got John Boy. Do our
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two rounds? Who can win this thing? Okay, So Michael,
you relaxed, Tim and be me and you for the
first thirty seconds. Are you ready? Okay, start the clock now.
The opposite of low is uh huh. The opposite of
late is the opposite of left is right. The opposite
(21:45):
of private is yep. The opposite of.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Good is bad.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
The opposite of fake is.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
The opposite of f They are they are?
Speaker 5 (22:03):
You can't see you, Josh did not just.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You can't say my hand motion.
Speaker 14 (22:10):
No, it's really actually very good that.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
You can't about five on the board.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Five?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Hey, about that opposite thing. It just kind of kind
of happened. They were pretty good, didn't it? So kind
of compliment me. I think I did great. I think
Tim did wonderful there with that work of five on
the board. Okay, Michael and Marcy, let's see how you
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guys do. Okay, Okay, ready, ready, Michael, Well on, make
sure why not? Okay and go.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
The opposite of fake is real. The opposite of I
don't know long distance call is what kind of call local?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
The opposite of week is.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Uh, all right, so she doesn't she doesn't wear any makeup.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
She goes all what.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Natural?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yes, if you eat all of it, you ate the
blank thing?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Another word for hole?
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Do you entire?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (23:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Man, Well that was good. Y'all. Put a five on
the board to match I five have about that you
knew when the bail? Okay, Tam, let's see what we
can do for round two? Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Starting the clock. Now, I need a ambulance. It's a
blank emergency. Yes, uh huh. Hey, sure are a lot
of blank humans? Another word? How many blank are in
there in that building? We the blank of the United States? Yes,
uh huh, Well, I just said that North Carolina is
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my home. Yes, uh huh. The opposite of death.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Is you're living alive, alive, no living, Oh god.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
He said life at the end there, yeah, after the buzzers. Yeah,
all right, Well three on that five or eight score force,
So Michael and Marcy. Three will time force, overtime, four
will wind. What's that? Look? I don't know, Michael, are
you ready? What look?
Speaker 5 (24:38):
I wouldn't make it a look?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
All right, and go.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
When you get cut and it heals, it leaves a
what uh huh? You might eat these cinnamon blanks.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Roll?
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Yes, uh uh. Peaches are like this on the outside.
They're softer, yes, tied up. The diamond ring does this,
Light bounces off of it. It does this. There's a
blank in her there's a blank in her eye. Wink
another word for twinkle rhinestones.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Do this?
Speaker 14 (25:16):
Oh no, you got three to time up.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
We go to overtime.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
All right, Tim, we're live, We're lie right.
Speaker 13 (25:32):
There's over time.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
You know how it works, boys, It is only fifteen seconds,
half of the usual time. So let's jump in see
what we can do. Man, Tim, We'll go for the
first fifteen seconds. You set up for it. Randy you buddy,
all right? Ready, Tim, Yes, sir, and go Larry Cable
Guy the Blue Blank Comedy Tour colar. Yes, okay, it's
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not wet. It's just a little what in your cross space? Yes,
uh huh. The opposite of thin is.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yes, dead work, buddy, good work. Put a three on
the board, three and fifteen. Good work. Nice now, Michael
and Marcie, I know what that face.
Speaker 16 (26:21):
Were.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
All three will force double overtime. Four will be a
new fifteen second record. Ready, Michael, let's do it, okay and.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Go rub my shoulders.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'm saying rub.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Rhymes with it. Uh, you take you get? You take
a bath in a what?
Speaker 18 (26:40):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Yes, rhymes with Charlotte is a blank for airplanes?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh man, Well, let's congratulate tam in overtime. You gave
him one. So was four to one, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Michael hate me.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
The word was rub and just said rub.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
My sho in my head.
Speaker 7 (27:04):
In my head, I was here and rub a dub dub,
and I was like, don't say rub rub.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
I've been arguing with myself.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I think we've learned a lot about our brain for
this game over the year.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
I need.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
My god, We're gonna hook it up, buddy and play again, Mina,
what might cut Jackie? Might that happen down the road?
All right, my boy?
Speaker 9 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yes, of course, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I want to give a shout out to my brother
Andrew his wife Jessica, and they were expecting their first
son and we call him months.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It should be some time in the early month.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Nice, all right, I didn't get my move.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I did not get my move. Here you are, min
you and yours. Listen to the big show man gratulations.
Damn looking to you. Buddy, you got the big old prize.
Back head down to Florence. Good game, I know.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
It for forty years. I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Nice buddy, all right, ma'am you know deal. Hold on
good morning, big shows on the radio. No, it was silentator.
You didn't say that loud. Moving on here we are
to bid requests in the morning. Say who's whatever you made?
Everybody think? She farted? She blurted out roughs and it
(28:29):
was one of them high flying jets or the low
flying like you have you heard?
Speaker 18 (28:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Uh, let's say be request back to it here. Boys.
Kathy Monroe from Huntsville Alabama. So Kathy says, missing Raper,
could y'all play something with his voice? Please? We sure can, Kathy,
We're dood next. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
(29:15):
Kathy Monroe, Huntsville, Alabama. You Quinn, you're missing Ravern Tator
found someone old joking man? You rode that clip and
a big show what rd R? All right, thank you
very much, and hate all the post words. We have
a lot of people working in the post off. Listen
to Big Show. You know you're going in the mornings,
you're sorting your mail. You're doing it there. You got
their headphones on, So yeah, I'll just take it. E's
(29:38):
hanging there where for you?
Speaker 10 (29:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
All right, all right, I think you should raise that
sent stampnother? What is it? Thirty two now?
Speaker 19 (29:46):
Thirty two cents? And it's a real bargain when you
think of how much it costs to mail things in
other countries. Yeah it is?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Now what what? What was the lowest you ever remember?
A penny?
Speaker 19 (29:54):
A penny postcard? We used to call three cent stamp
postal card?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Postal car boy.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
You didn't learn nothing.
Speaker 19 (30:03):
I still have the works of you.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You you still have it.
Speaker 19 (30:07):
I still have a three cent step. Of course, if
some listening in.
Speaker 10 (30:11):
Might like to have that, well let's not bring them
into this.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
You want to sell it, Rayford, you're still carrying around
the Confederate money, said, hey, let it. Speaking of that,
here we go just where I found a quarter.
Speaker 19 (30:24):
Yesterday, I fouled a quarter in the swimming pool.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Is.
Speaker 19 (30:30):
I was swimming in the outside pool out there the
sports soun a beautiful day, all the kids back to school.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
That made you a day, didn't I was swimming laughs
at the outside pool.
Speaker 19 (30:40):
I looked down there and I said, I that's a car,
I said, And then I stopped swimming, and I went
down there and swam under there and found sure enough
there was. And then to prove what I'm saying, I figured,
I said, well, if somebody dropped the call, and there
(31:00):
chances are there's some more coin. I swam around a
little bit more where there was a nil. Now I
swam around a little bit.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
More and there was a die.
Speaker 10 (31:08):
I didn't stand there once in a while.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
What I think was happening. There were some kids sitting
on the pool. Watch old man Rayford on this. You
swimming around like SeaWorld.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
One day we're gonna come in and go.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Where's Bob in the newspaper headline is gonna say tight
ass drowns for.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Y'all.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Don't tell him.
Speaker 14 (31:28):
About that mountain at the mall.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
That would have been mountain.
Speaker 19 (31:33):
Yeah, a place to go at night, ain't nobody look
as all right?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
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white mall. You'll find this. A few minutes with Marvin Webster. Yo,
what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Man?
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (32:33):
Man?
Speaker 10 (32:34):
I went out to the mall yesterday. I actually went
to two malls. I really didn't want to, but I've
been sitting home watching CNN for about fifteen hours a day.
I was kind of desperate to get out the house.
You know, in most towns nowadays, they've got two malls
in them. You know, there's the white people's mall and
the mall the white people used to go to. You know,
I like to hit both of them because they're so different.
(32:55):
The White People's mall always got a name like the
Centrum or the market Place or the Millennium, where the
name describes what they call the shopping experience. Other mall
is always something like west Side Mall. Well, the name
is there to warn you what part of town it's in.
They got different kind of stores too. White People's Mall
(33:16):
got Dillard's and West Side Mall got Sears. White People's
Mall got the Gap, west Side got the beet clearance out.
White People's Mall got Triple A Vacation Club, west Side
Mall got triple A bail bonds, and all the malls
nowadays got them little places out in the middle of
(33:37):
it sell stuff, you know. At the White People's Mall
they call it a kiosk, or at the west Side
Mall it's a cart. The kiosk sells stuff like, you know,
laptop computers and neck ties and designer sunglasses and lake
front condominiums. The west Side the cart sells stuff like
(33:57):
pepper spray and prepay cell phones, curl activator, and oh
and triple A bail bomb. Triple A got a straw
on both ends of the malls. Because you never know,
and the white people's mall always got one of them
high tech gadget stores in it. You ever noticed that,
like Brookstone or sharper Image. And when I say gadget,
(34:19):
I mean stuff only white people would buy, you know,
like a waterproof CD player you can listen to in
the shower, or remote control foot massage with a microwave oven.
Then here's a good one, the ozone machine. You've seen that.
I don't know what ozone is, but white people apparently
they can't get enough of it. That's probably why their
house has always got that funniest man. Yeah, I was
(34:41):
in sharper Image the other day. I saw an ink
pin that cost two hundred bucks. I actually got Yo,
how come this pen costs so much? He said, It's
got a tape recorder built into it so you can
record voice memos.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I'm like, hold up.
Speaker 10 (34:54):
If I got a pin in my hand, why wouldn't
I just like write it down? He well, when you
think of something good, you can get it on tape
before you forget it. I said, Man, if I'm next stupid,
I guarantee you I ain't got two hundred dollars to
blow on no pin now. Meanwhile, over at the West
Side Mall. The Gadget Store is this place. It sells
(35:14):
pages prepaid of court and the White People's Mall always
got something.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Called the food court.
Speaker 10 (35:21):
You like that, yeah, with a bunch of going mat
places in like Starbucks and Cinna Bonds and Chick fil A.
If you go into West Side Mall, you better stop
at Taco Bell before you get there. West Side ain't
got no food court, cause see, brothers don't like nothing
that's got caught on the end of it, y'all think
about it. I'm minding we.
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