December 29, 2025 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Good morning anv shows on the radio, coming up that youse,
just wait for you to join the winners. That'd be
the current of Ben's quiz. You take c when a
one hundred dollars American Express gift card. All right here
in the first of the year, where looking back at
some of our favorite big show toos, starting off with
Ricky B. Sharp with a hot little number. Oh well, I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
The kind of guy don't like them that's around. If
it eats what you want, tell you where it can
be found. I may come man us, sell them, even
bring them to your place. But if you try to
stiff me.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
A punch in the face, they call me that pizza run.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, I'm the pizza run the master.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Around around around around around.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh well, we got a lunch buffet.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
That's really out of sight. If you try to share
a plate, then there's gonna be a fighter. We had
a fading bar, but we had.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
To shut it down.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Nobody wanted salad and the lettuce all turned.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Round, and they call me that pizza runner.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, a pizza run the master around around around around around.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Well, we closed from time to times, and Peter say
that it ain't fair.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's when I have to do fight crime.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And when pizza runs around, bad guy don't have a prayer.
Yeah here, pizza run the customer is key. We always
try to please you do almost anything. But if you
come and bro and trying to sneaking out on your check,
I hope you got insurance because I'm gonna break your
(02:09):
neck because I'm a pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Runny oh am, a pizza runny mess.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
They're around, They're around there, around, They're around the round.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Let's day, Lucy, come in here and do it first
of the song for me.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Oh wow, run out of rhymes the bush.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Damn it. I gotta make a pizza for the Chief
of Collings trying to get out of the parking pickets.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I got on the rubble bill.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
All right, I'll do it, but I'm gonna tell the truth.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You're in.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Let me just help a brother out sink William.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
All right, you asked for rich.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
What There's lots of other places you could buy a pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Pie, but no one has a mascot. That's a two
foot Morine guard.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
He's grouchy had he's prebby yeeddie isn't vernie.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
That's what happens when you just sly up.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It's a slice.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
He's the pizza rut.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Un, pizza rud.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
He's such a cloud, a cloud cloud.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm the pizza rut. I'm the pizza rut. The best.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
They're round, they're round, noral noun nound. Here go on, Yeah,
I'm pizza rut, mister pizza Rudd. The best.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
They're out, they're round the reel, the round, the round.
You are killing men? Sure, good morning, got a big
should the radio? Well, let's play the current events quiz Bentley,
what are we dealing with?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
High tech news coming soon? The bionic bra.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Alright, ain't talking? Get up close to me one eight hundred,
Big show you told free line, take see and when next?
(04:10):
Good morning, The big shows on the radio video today
when dads are left in charge of the baby. This
is a funny. And of course our man Randy put
all the music and sound effects onto it makes him
so much better. And I love the obligatory poot. Gotta
have obligatory poot with the baby in there seeing for
yourself at the Big show dot com. All right, girl,
(04:33):
you're ready, wis quizy? Let's say hey to Clayton from Houston, Tennessee.
Good morning, Clayton, are you all right going, buddy?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Say?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
He's either really excited or he's being attacked by a
wild animal.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Of you'll have that on you big jobs. He knows that.
All right, Clayton, listen to Bill and win this prize package.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well, a team of researchers has come up with a
way to add state of the art technology to the brazier.
Julie Steele who runs a group called Breast Research Australia
or BRA get it. It's based at the University in
New South Wales. She says up to eighty five percent
of women are wearing bras that don't fit right for
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one reason or another. This can lead to neck and
back pain, numbness in the fingertips, and possible nerve damage
in the shoulder.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
It.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, Well, the so called biotic bra has straps that
automatically adjust to make it more perfectly fit a woman's
particular curves. She's sitting quietly on the couch, the bra
fits one way. If she's jogging or playing tennis, the
bra would automatically adjust its fit, sort of like a
luxury car that can switch from comfort to sport. There
(06:02):
you go, Professor Steele expects the new BRA to lead
to a fewer doctor visits by women, be better overall
female wellness, or see a lot more college kids signing
up for the Breast Research and Australia team.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Hey boy, I believe with brother.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
All right, I love y'all. Y'all keep playing the man
I got I got asked I have one when Tighter's
playing wordy words? All right? Well, you love watching Tighter playing?
(06:44):
Y'all need to put that on video?
Speaker 9 (06:46):
Yeah, you know we do.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
That wouldn't be a pretty fixture up glead and you
talked to Jackie. Get your dress down to buddy. Congratulations?
All right? Oh yeah, good morning, A big show is
(07:25):
on a radio and now wise advice from kids. Patrick
age ten says, never trust a dog to watch your food.
When your dad is mad and ask you do I
look stupid? Don't answer him. Michael fourteen says, never tell
your mom her diets not working. Randy age nine, stay
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away from prunes. Robert thirteen, never pee on an electric fence.
Norona age thirteen says, don't squat with your spurs on.
Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. Why's
advice from Emily Tehlia eleven says, when your mom is
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mad at your dad, don't let her brush.
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Your hair ow.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Tracy fourteen says, never allow your three year old brother
in the same room as your school assignment. Never hold
a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. You
can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Lauren age nine says felt markers are not good to
use as lipstick. Joel aged ten says, don't pick on
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your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. More Wise
advice from kids. When you get a bad grade in school,
show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
And finally, Eileen eighth says, never try to baptize a cat.
Wise advice from kids. Good morning is a big show
(09:18):
on the radio, Yes, sir, all right, first time this year.
Phil McCracken at work out of the receptionist desk. Let's
go ahead and go out here and listen in on Phield. Hello,
bab your relief is here.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
And speaking of relief, hallelujah, the holidays are over. I
think my tinker bell had rung for the last time.
So tell me what did Johnny Bravo get you for
Christmas a trip to New York. You lucky wench. I'd
love to trade a little of these hate seed hijinks
for some of that high society. What then, what you
(09:57):
hit a snag?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Well?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Uh huh?
Speaker 10 (10:00):
You?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
You you were setting in first class and then the
stewardess said you were in the wrong seat. Well so oh,
she wanted you to move to coach coach the nerve,
So what well, what what did you do? Uh uh huh?
You you told her you were blonde and beautiful and
you were going to New York.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, yow, so what what what what.
Speaker 9 (10:25):
Did she say?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Uh huh?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
She she she got the other stewardess is to gang
up on you. Huh what well you you you stood
your ground? Of course, no you didn't. You told them
all that you were blonde and beautiful and you were
going to New York. Shut up, hello, they have no honey.
I've said that that that that that that's a figure
of speech. That's right, keep talking. Guess what what what
(10:48):
what happened? Uh huh Oh the pilot came out and
he whispered something in your ear, and you got up
and moved a coach? Well, what on Earth changed your mind.
I see he told you that first class wasn't going
to New York. Oh, well that was closed. Listen you,
(11:11):
you run along. I think we both need a break.
Oh Sy, she's as pretty as a Christmas tree. I
just wish more of the lights work. John Boy, Billy
big show that says spelled speaking. I'm help you. Oh, hello,
racing fat Boy, Happy New Year? Well, what's wrong, dear
(11:35):
hang up on you. Don't be silly. Why on earth
would I do something like that? Oh, racing fat Boy,
give me one good raising way, I'd hang up on you.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Because I hate you? Oh that's right, I stand corrected.
Did even big joke? Don't help you? Hello, Marcel, I'll
tell you I'll be fine once I get to the chiropractor.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I know I've said it before, but this time it's
for good. I'll never do the Nutcracker again. Listen, dear heart.
For one thing, I'm getting a little old to play
the prince. All that prancing and jigging around the stage
of the Young Girl's Game was that. Yes, the costume
was a little snug. Thank you for noticing.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
They don't call them tights for nothing.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Just try doing the splits in a pair, and you'll
know why they call it the nutcracker. Oh stop, there
was nothing flattering about squeezing myself into that dance belt
had more saddle bags than the Pony Express. No, Marcel, no, no, Marcel,
that's it. My ballet career is over. Well, what do
(12:51):
you mean it's all for the best. Oh, your friend
Candy wanted to play the Prince anyway, Marcel please on
his birthday. Candy couldn't rinse out my tunic. Oh he said,
he said, what he said? I should have played the Queen,
the Queen Mary?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Oh he did, did he? Wall?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
It's on, girlfriend, listen, I gotta go, Martha. I'll see
you tonight. And for Penny, think put the laundry away,
bab front and sentner take the helm. Mommy's going to
the gym. I got less than a year before the
next show, and there's lots of work to do, and
lots of work. Toodles, and you better watch out, Candy.
(13:39):
Girlfriend has a sweet tooth, money pal.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
The sun's up, the birds are singing, and two of
radio's longest running knuckleheads are on the air.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Well, not right this second, but soon.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And that's what they call hitting the comedy lottery, The
John Boy and Billy Big Show. Oh they are a Ryan,
a regular lamp ryot. Wow. This is the award winning
(14:41):
John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Man.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
It's hardly a secret that men like to do things
in the most expeditious manner possible. Like Elvis said, a
little less conversation and a little more action please. Or
if that's too deep for you, remember the words of
Larry the Cable Guy. Get our done er er er,
(15:22):
get our done erh. I don't know. It must be
the regional thing. Regardless of your preferred philosopher, the facts remain.
If you want something done in the most direct, least
complicated way, call a man. Even the simplest chore like
(15:45):
drive up banking, is simpler when done by an average guy.
Let me preach on it. A man will put his
window down when pulling up to the ATM at the
last stoplight. He already took his bank cut out of
his wallet and made the subtraction in his check book.
He pulls within inches of the machine, He punches in
(16:07):
his pin, which he of course has memorized, enters the
cash amount and takes to withdrawal. He gets his card
in receipt and puts the window up as he drives off.
Simple right, Well, put that same task in the hands
of a woman and see what happens. Drive up to
(16:28):
the cash machine, put car in reverse and back up
the required amount to align the car window and the machine.
Set parking brake and put the window down. Find purse,
Dump all contents into the passenger seat to locate your
bank card. Put all the junk back in your purse.
(16:51):
Tell the person you're talking to on the cell phone
that you will call them back, and hang up. Attempt
to put card into machine. Open card door so you
can reach the machine due to its distance from the vehicle.
Insert card, reinsert card the right way. Dump the contents
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out of your purse again and find your diary where
you have your pin number written down, but you don't
remember which page. Enter pin number, press cancel and re
enter correct pin number. Enter amount of cash required, check
(17:40):
makeup in rear view mirror. Put stuff back in purse,
Retrieve cash and receipt from machine. Empty purse again to
locate wallet and insert cash. Write debit amount in the
check register. Place receipt in back of checkbook, recheck, makeup,
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drive forward two feet, put car in reverse and back
up to cash machine. Retrieve card, dig through stuff from
perse on passenger seat, find card holder and replace card.
Put car in drive and it stalls. Give a dirty
(18:24):
look to the twenty five other drivers waiting in line
and honking. Restart engine and drive off redial. Person you
were talking to before, drive two or three miles, release
parking break, go home and tell husband about the rude
(18:45):
people behind you in line. See what I mean?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
What an ordeal?
Speaker 5 (18:54):
It's amazing they can even manage to get dinner on
the table on time, when they can eat, even do that.
That's right, I said it, joun.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Boya and Dilly.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
If this continues, you will be dead.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
And I'm not talking about the Oh my god, if
I don't get invited to the prom, I'm going to
die type of dead.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
I'm talking dead dead. Is that clear enough for you?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning. It's a big
show on the radio. Let's play wordy word, Take a
deep breath tighter you can use that. Bonnie bro was
going better. All right, y'all, One night, big show. We'll
take a couple of contestants team up, play wordy word next.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
Good morning to make show us on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Right, boys and girls, let's fly at everybody's head about
the bed, the double worthy, the worthy word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Sindy from Jacksonville, North Carolina. Good morning, Sindy,
good morning, good morning, welcome. You're playing Mason from Kermit, Texas.
(20:27):
Good morning, Mason, good morning, good morning. All right, Mason,
you got Tarantator on your team, Sindy, your own team
John Boy and Billy one with the most points wins.
Where we're playing there, all right, and Sindy, it is
you and I for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
All right, you ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Okay, starting the clock now, a night battles, a fire breathing. Yeah,
all right. If you get on alcohol, celebrities, you have
to go to check into celebrity rehab. Yeah alrighty. You
wear these on your lobes. They're diamonds or whatever. Women, Yeah, alrighty.
(21:14):
Time is one news week is one a magazine? Yeah alrighty.
This is where you go where the Jewish people go,
the Mount the beef. You still did great though. You
wear these on your leaves. Yeah, that would have been bad.
(21:35):
We got a four scourse and it will take four
and Marcy, you and Mason for thirty seconds, right and
starting with a brand new and you ready, Mason and go.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
You sleep on this in your bed on top of street.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
No, no, it's what the bed is.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It's a what spring mat Uh?
Speaker 11 (21:55):
This is where you go to it and the girls
are dancing.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
On their toes belly to love.
Speaker 11 (22:02):
Hey, this is a tool that you might like break
open a door with or something like that's kind of
got a hook at the end.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Uh crowbar.
Speaker 11 (22:09):
Yeah, this is a side item. In the South, they
serve with chicken. It's like it's like it's like salad,
but it's not mid with mayonnaise.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Yeah, yeah, I know why.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Okay, good, let's let's hear it. Oh right, I got
a three score, so it's four to three after round one.
Send the over, Mason, And now Cindy, you're back up
with belly for thirty seconds and you're picking up on
that last one, Ready and go.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
It's like chopped up cabyar. Yes, all right, let's see
you take this class to drive to learn how to
operate a car. There you go, all right, she's half woman,
half fish. She's uh, let's see, this is the stuff
and coffee that wakes you up. Let's see, I have
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a doctor's blank. I have to meet the office at
nine o'clock. Yes, let's see. He has very good table.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, all right, yeah, when I'm talking about piling on
a six on a four, a ten score from Cindy
double digits for the first time in the while. There
and now it's Maurice and Mason becoming Mary's y'all eminem
boys need seven to tie eight, we'll win. Alrighty y'all
(23:32):
get out there and have fun with it.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Ready, go.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
The preacher preaches the what.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Uh again?
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John wrote what speech?
Speaker 11 (23:44):
You know?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
What is it called in the Bible?
Speaker 10 (23:46):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (23:46):
What blank?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Singing?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Blank? Singing in the church in the church gospel.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
There you go.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
This is a fancy word for a hair piece.
Speaker 12 (24:01):
You go.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
This goes up and down steps, little spring things.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Thank you. It was sly slide. Sindy wins.
Speaker 11 (24:14):
Five.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Respectable scoring there, Mason, I'm a little short dog going it.
We appreciate you playing, buddy. Thank you for listening. Hope
you have a great day, all right, my man, Thank
you so much. Out there in Kermit, Texas, but sending
the Jacksonville, North Carolina. You get the American Express gift card.
Go spend it on yourself and think of us playing
wordy word.
Speaker 11 (24:36):
I have to make a shout out to all my
fellow workers that are listening to me out there.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Hey, guys, I'm doing well after surgery. Oh good, Sandy, good,
So you needn't hurt out back at work. I still
want play hurt women hands and I love it. Here
you go, Sandy, you hang on, baby, We appreciate you. Okay,
thank you all Right? Time for our Facebook Requests of
the morning. Cody krib Mullein, South Carolina. God, he wants
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to hear the Bruce Jenner song. We all not just
let Caitlin just go its own way. I don't getah,
which way is that to figure it out?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Right?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah? Go to get a lot of requests for this
to be happy to play for you holding a Joe
Hoyt in the Junior Nation band with a Bruce Jenner
song coming up next. Good Monday morning, Big shows on
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the radio. Facebook Requests in the Morning. Cody crib Mullin,
South Carolina, Here we Go.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Born in nineteen forty nine at a town in New
York State, became a high school football star. Things were
going great, but his gridiron dreams are ended by a
bad knee full of stitches. So he went out for
track and field, the first of many switches. They say
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that he was faster than a bullet from a god,
dreaming of Olympic gold and the Dcathlon in seventy sixty one.
At all the champion of the world, but deep inside
this manly man was a frightened little girl. Yippi Ye
(26:51):
Bruce Jitter, yippiiye Bruce Jitter. A champion as a man,
but as a woman, a beginner, yipi Bruce Jenner. He
came back to the USA, the king of all the jocks,
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even got his victory picture on the wheeties, box made
TV shows and movies. They all went down the tubes.
In secret, he took hormone pills and grew a set
of boot three times. He got married three times. It
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failed to stick, probably because secretly he dreamed of being
a chick. And I swear this is a true story.
Yipi ye Bruce Jenner, yip bi ye Bruce Jenner. A
champion as a man, as a woman, a beginner ibia,
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Bruce Jenner. He sat down with Diane Sawyer so he
could have his say. He said, just calls I'm a
woman doesn't mean I'm gay. He's had some crazy twists
and turns on the road of his career from male
(28:23):
Olympic sportsman to woman of the Year. YEPPI I yy
Bruce Jitner. Yepi A yay Bruce Jitner. A champion as
a man, but as a woman beginner ypii yay Bruce Jenner.
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I'll tell you them three wives that has never had
a chance. It's mighty hard to beat the other woman
when your husband is the other woman. There he goes,
riding off from the sunset side saddle. He left behind
a silver bullet the cours life. Oh Saint Pauly girl,
what was I think?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Good morning? The Big Show is on the radio. Oh,
welcome the Curtis is in the studio. Steve and market
producer for the Big Show. A W R O V
and beautiful Rowanoke, Virginia. And that's Steve. Good to see
you that buddy.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Hey, how are you doing there?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
John good Man? Doing good?
Speaker 8 (29:50):
Before we before we confuse everybody, I know. Curtis is
my actual stage name. But up there in rowing Oak
on w r V, it's cannon, so can't then we've
got some people and trailers. I don't want to confuse me.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I like you can't it always shooting off to my mouth.
So I've been led to believe. And thank you for
bringing your baby to all wife Laura, Hello Laura, how
will you do it? Another disc jockey way over mounted?
Thanks for bringing up the obvious? Yeah, I get the
(30:26):
voice and tailers going, where'd you Cannon? I do get
that a lot. Actually, there, you guys take a little
vacation time to come to see if if we're working
as hard as as it sounds like we do.
Speaker 9 (30:40):
That settles that idea.
Speaker 8 (30:44):
Well, you know, when I heard the word vacation around
the radio station, they said, well, why don't you go
down to John Boy and Billy and see how see
how it's supposed to be done, so maybe you can
bring back something that you've learned.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
How's that going? So far? Not too good?
Speaker 9 (30:59):
Of course. They also told.
Speaker 12 (31:00):
Him, why don't you just go down to Hell and
work for the door. I've already got that job if
you knew the PD up there. So so far, his
notes consist of we need more biscuits and gravy. There's
a lot of chicken floating around down here.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Oh yeah, and I hope you all have some snow
and go head up Snowshoe Mountain Resort in West Virginia
so it can be having all around through big show country.
Speaker 8 (31:29):
Yeah, you know, travel three hours south to go skiing
up north. That's that's just the way I do things.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
That's good. That'd be big man.
Speaker 9 (31:37):
So I'll be sure to point out how much he
looks like pee wee herman.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Thank you for bringing that up.
Speaker 8 (31:43):
That's all that was worth the drive alone.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Ah right, Well let's say here we got I think
we got most of the stuff in that we're supposed
to get.
Speaker 9 (31:54):
Never opened your fortune car for what I.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Know, I'm gonna save him. I'm gonna wait till I'm hungry.
Shouldn't be long.
Speaker 10 (32:01):
Tell.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
A lot of chicken floating around here, and I tackled
most of.
Speaker 10 (32:04):
It this morning.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I'm putting off we're putting off our dives. By the way, me,
Jackie and Tatter, we're all starting die hits on Monday.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
Like this idea.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, it's good to have a good support crew.
Speaker 8 (32:20):
So when I'm back on air, on Monday, I can
start looking forward to Angry John Boyd.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, yeah, what what number would that be? Seven?
Speaker 9 (32:27):
That's the least favorite of all John boys.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
And hang on for Marcy number two and Jackie number two.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
All right, let's see then, ma'am Marcy, would you please
get the Christmas tree out of here?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
All right?
Speaker 9 (32:40):
It's official.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
She'd been breaking off little limbs of it and taking
them out one of the time, but like bringing out.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
One handful of needles a day's taking this great.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
She saw the ski wreck on my car.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
We're hauling that tree back to Virginia. Let's get any money.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
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Good morning anv shows on the radio, coming up that youse,
just wait for you to join the winners. That'd be
the current of Ben's quiz. You take c when a
one hundred dollars American Express gift card. All right here
in the first of the year, where looking back at
some of our favorite big show toos, starting off with
Ricky B. Sharp with a hot little number. Oh well, I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
The kind of guy don't like them that's around. If
it eats what you want, tell you where it can
be found. I may come man us, sell them, even
bring them to your place. But if you try to
stiff me.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
A punch in the face, they call me that pizza run.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, I'm the pizza run the master.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Around around around around around.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh well, we got a lunch buffet.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
That's really out of sight. If you try to share
a plate, then there's gonna be a fighter. We had
a fading bar, but we had.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
To shut it down.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Nobody wanted salad and the lettuce all turned.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Round, and they call me that pizza runner.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, a pizza run the master around around around around around.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Well, we closed from time to times, and Peter say
that it ain't fair.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's when I have to do fight crime.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And when pizza runs around, bad guy don't have a prayer.
Yeah here, pizza run the customer is key. We always
try to please you do almost anything. But if you
come and bro and trying to sneaking out on your check,
I hope you got insurance because I'm gonna break your
(02:09):
neck because I'm a pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Runny oh am, a pizza runny mess.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
They're around, They're around there, around, They're around the round.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Let's day, Lucy, come in here and do it first
of the song for me.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Oh wow, run out of rhymes the bush.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Damn it. I gotta make a pizza for the Chief
of Collings trying to get out of the parking pickets.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I got on the rubble bill.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
All right, I'll do it, but I'm gonna tell the truth.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You're in.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Let me just help a brother out sink William.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
All right, you asked for rich.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
What There's lots of other places you could buy a pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Pie, but no one has a mascot. That's a two
foot Morine guard.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
He's grouchy had he's prebby yeeddie isn't vernie.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
That's what happens when you just sly up.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It's a slice.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
He's the pizza rut.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Un, pizza rud.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
He's such a cloud, a cloud cloud.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm the pizza rut. I'm the pizza rut. The best.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
They're round, they're round, noral noun nound. Here go on, Yeah,
I'm pizza rut, mister pizza Rudd. The best.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
They're out, they're round the reel, the round, the round.
You are killing men? Sure, good morning, got a big
should the radio? Well, let's play the current events quiz Bentley,
what are we dealing with?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
High tech news coming soon? The bionic bra.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Alright, ain't talking? Get up close to me one eight hundred,
Big show you told free line, take see and when next?
(04:10):
Good morning, The big shows on the radio video today
when dads are left in charge of the baby. This
is a funny. And of course our man Randy put
all the music and sound effects onto it makes him
so much better. And I love the obligatory poot. Gotta
have obligatory poot with the baby in there seeing for
yourself at the Big show dot com. All right, girl,
(04:33):
you're ready, wis quizy? Let's say hey to Clayton from Houston, Tennessee.
Good morning, Clayton, are you all right going, buddy?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Say?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
He's either really excited or he's being attacked by a
wild animal.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Of you'll have that on you big jobs. He knows that.
All right, Clayton, listen to Bill and win this prize package.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well, a team of researchers has come up with a
way to add state of the art technology to the brazier.
Julie Steele who runs a group called Breast Research Australia
or BRA get it. It's based at the University in
New South Wales. She says up to eighty five percent
of women are wearing bras that don't fit right for
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one reason or another. This can lead to neck and
back pain, numbness in the fingertips, and possible nerve damage
in the shoulder.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
It.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, Well, the so called biotic bra has straps that
automatically adjust to make it more perfectly fit a woman's
particular curves. She's sitting quietly on the couch, the bra
fits one way. If she's jogging or playing tennis, the
bra would automatically adjust its fit, sort of like a
luxury car that can switch from comfort to sport. There
(06:02):
you go, Professor Steele expects the new BRA to lead
to a fewer doctor visits by women, be better overall
female wellness, or see a lot more college kids signing
up for the Breast Research and Australia team.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Hey boy, I believe with brother.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
All right, I love y'all. Y'all keep playing the man
I got I got asked I have one when Tighter's
playing wordy words? All right? Well, you love watching Tighter playing?
(06:44):
Y'all need to put that on video?
Speaker 9 (06:46):
Yeah, you know we do.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
That wouldn't be a pretty fixture up glead and you
talked to Jackie. Get your dress down to buddy. Congratulations?
All right? Oh yeah, good morning, A big show is
(07:25):
on a radio and now wise advice from kids. Patrick
age ten says, never trust a dog to watch your food.
When your dad is mad and ask you do I
look stupid? Don't answer him. Michael fourteen says, never tell
your mom her diets not working. Randy age nine, stay
(07:48):
away from prunes. Robert thirteen, never pee on an electric fence.
Norona age thirteen says, don't squat with your spurs on.
Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. Why's
advice from Emily Tehlia eleven says, when your mom is
(08:08):
mad at your dad, don't let her brush.
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Your hair ow.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Tracy fourteen says, never allow your three year old brother
in the same room as your school assignment. Never hold
a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. You
can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Lauren age nine says felt markers are not good to
use as lipstick. Joel aged ten says, don't pick on
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your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. More Wise
advice from kids. When you get a bad grade in school,
show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
And finally, Eileen eighth says, never try to baptize a cat.
Wise advice from kids. Good morning is a big show
(09:18):
on the radio, Yes, sir, all right, first time this year.
Phil McCracken at work out of the receptionist desk. Let's
go ahead and go out here and listen in on Phield. Hello,
bab your relief is here.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
And speaking of relief, hallelujah, the holidays are over. I
think my tinker bell had rung for the last time.
So tell me what did Johnny Bravo get you for
Christmas a trip to New York. You lucky wench. I'd
love to trade a little of these hate seed hijinks
for some of that high society. What then, what you
(09:57):
hit a snag?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Well?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Uh huh?
Speaker 10 (10:00):
You?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
You you were setting in first class and then the
stewardess said you were in the wrong seat. Well so oh,
she wanted you to move to coach coach the nerve,
So what well, what what did you do? Uh uh huh?
You you told her you were blonde and beautiful and
you were going to New York.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, yow, so what what what what.
Speaker 9 (10:25):
Did she say?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Uh huh?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
She she she got the other stewardess is to gang
up on you. Huh what well you you you stood
your ground? Of course, no you didn't. You told them
all that you were blonde and beautiful and you were
going to New York. Shut up, hello, they have no honey.
I've said that that that that that that's a figure
of speech. That's right, keep talking. Guess what what what
(10:48):
what happened? Uh huh Oh the pilot came out and
he whispered something in your ear, and you got up
and moved a coach? Well, what on Earth changed your mind.
I see he told you that first class wasn't going
to New York. Oh, well that was closed. Listen you,
(11:11):
you run along. I think we both need a break.
Oh Sy, she's as pretty as a Christmas tree. I
just wish more of the lights work. John Boy, Billy
big show that says spelled speaking. I'm help you. Oh, hello,
racing fat Boy, Happy New Year? Well, what's wrong, dear
(11:35):
hang up on you. Don't be silly. Why on earth
would I do something like that? Oh, racing fat Boy,
give me one good raising way, I'd hang up on you.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Because I hate you? Oh that's right, I stand corrected.
Did even big joke? Don't help you? Hello, Marcel, I'll
tell you I'll be fine once I get to the chiropractor.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I know I've said it before, but this time it's
for good. I'll never do the Nutcracker again. Listen, dear heart.
For one thing, I'm getting a little old to play
the prince. All that prancing and jigging around the stage
of the Young Girl's Game was that. Yes, the costume
was a little snug. Thank you for noticing.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
They don't call them tights for nothing.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Just try doing the splits in a pair, and you'll
know why they call it the nutcracker. Oh stop, there
was nothing flattering about squeezing myself into that dance belt
had more saddle bags than the Pony Express. No, Marcel, no, no, Marcel,
that's it. My ballet career is over. Well, what do
(12:51):
you mean it's all for the best. Oh, your friend
Candy wanted to play the Prince anyway, Marcel please on
his birthday. Candy couldn't rinse out my tunic. Oh he said,
he said, what he said? I should have played the Queen,
the Queen Mary?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Oh he did, did he? Wall?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
It's on, girlfriend, listen, I gotta go, Martha. I'll see
you tonight. And for Penny, think put the laundry away,
bab front and sentner take the helm. Mommy's going to
the gym. I got less than a year before the
next show, and there's lots of work to do, and
lots of work. Toodles, and you better watch out, Candy.
(13:39):
Girlfriend has a sweet tooth, money pal.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
The sun's up, the birds are singing, and two of
radio's longest running knuckleheads are on the air.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Well, not right this second, but soon.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And that's what they call hitting the comedy lottery, The
John Boy and Billy Big Show. Oh they are a Ryan,
a regular lamp ryot. Wow. This is the award winning
(14:41):
John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Man.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
It's hardly a secret that men like to do things
in the most expeditious manner possible. Like Elvis said, a
little less conversation and a little more action please. Or
if that's too deep for you, remember the words of
Larry the Cable Guy. Get our done er er er,
(15:22):
get our done erh. I don't know. It must be
the regional thing. Regardless of your preferred philosopher, the facts remain.
If you want something done in the most direct, least
complicated way, call a man. Even the simplest chore like
(15:45):
drive up banking, is simpler when done by an average guy.
Let me preach on it. A man will put his
window down when pulling up to the ATM at the
last stoplight. He already took his bank cut out of
his wallet and made the subtraction in his check book.
He pulls within inches of the machine, He punches in
(16:07):
his pin, which he of course has memorized, enters the
cash amount and takes to withdrawal. He gets his card
in receipt and puts the window up as he drives off.
Simple right, Well, put that same task in the hands
of a woman and see what happens. Drive up to
(16:28):
the cash machine, put car in reverse and back up
the required amount to align the car window and the machine.
Set parking brake and put the window down. Find purse,
Dump all contents into the passenger seat to locate your
bank card. Put all the junk back in your purse.
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Tell the person you're talking to on the cell phone
that you will call them back, and hang up. Attempt
to put card into machine. Open card door so you
can reach the machine due to its distance from the vehicle.
Insert card, reinsert card the right way. Dump the contents
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out of your purse again and find your diary where
you have your pin number written down, but you don't
remember which page. Enter pin number, press cancel and re
enter correct pin number. Enter amount of cash required, check
(17:40):
makeup in rear view mirror. Put stuff back in purse,
Retrieve cash and receipt from machine. Empty purse again to
locate wallet and insert cash. Write debit amount in the
check register. Place receipt in back of checkbook, recheck, makeup,
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drive forward two feet, put car in reverse and back
up to cash machine. Retrieve card, dig through stuff from
perse on passenger seat, find card holder and replace card.
Put car in drive and it stalls. Give a dirty
(18:24):
look to the twenty five other drivers waiting in line
and honking. Restart engine and drive off redial. Person you
were talking to before, drive two or three miles, release
parking break, go home and tell husband about the rude
(18:45):
people behind you in line. See what I mean?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
What an ordeal?
Speaker 5 (18:54):
It's amazing they can even manage to get dinner on
the table on time, when they can eat, even do that.
That's right, I said it, joun.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Boya and Dilly.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
If this continues, you will be dead.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
And I'm not talking about the Oh my god, if
I don't get invited to the prom, I'm going to
die type of dead.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
I'm talking dead dead. Is that clear enough for you?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning. It's a big
show on the radio. Let's play wordy word, Take a
deep breath tighter you can use that. Bonnie bro was
going better. All right, y'all, One night, big show. We'll
take a couple of contestants team up, play wordy word next.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
Good morning to make show us on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Right, boys and girls, let's fly at everybody's head about
the bed, the double worthy, the worthy word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Sindy from Jacksonville, North Carolina. Good morning, Sindy,
good morning, good morning, welcome. You're playing Mason from Kermit, Texas.
(20:27):
Good morning, Mason, good morning, good morning. All right, Mason,
you got Tarantator on your team, Sindy, your own team
John Boy and Billy one with the most points wins.
Where we're playing there, all right, and Sindy, it is
you and I for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
All right, you ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Okay, starting the clock now, a night battles, a fire breathing. Yeah,
all right. If you get on alcohol, celebrities, you have
to go to check into celebrity rehab. Yeah alrighty. You
wear these on your lobes. They're diamonds or whatever. Women, Yeah, alrighty.
(21:14):
Time is one news week is one a magazine? Yeah alrighty.
This is where you go where the Jewish people go,
the Mount the beef. You still did great though. You
wear these on your leaves. Yeah, that would have been bad.
(21:35):
We got a four scourse and it will take four
and Marcy, you and Mason for thirty seconds, right and
starting with a brand new and you ready, Mason and go.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
You sleep on this in your bed on top of street.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
No, no, it's what the bed is.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It's a what spring mat Uh?
Speaker 11 (21:55):
This is where you go to it and the girls
are dancing.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
On their toes belly to love.
Speaker 11 (22:02):
Hey, this is a tool that you might like break
open a door with or something like that's kind of
got a hook at the end.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Uh crowbar.
Speaker 11 (22:09):
Yeah, this is a side item. In the South, they
serve with chicken. It's like it's like it's like salad,
but it's not mid with mayonnaise.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Yeah, yeah, I know why.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Okay, good, let's let's hear it. Oh right, I got
a three score, so it's four to three after round one.
Send the over, Mason, And now Cindy, you're back up
with belly for thirty seconds and you're picking up on
that last one, Ready and go.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
It's like chopped up cabyar. Yes, all right, let's see
you take this class to drive to learn how to
operate a car. There you go, all right, she's half woman,
half fish. She's uh, let's see, this is the stuff
and coffee that wakes you up. Let's see, I have
(23:04):
a doctor's blank. I have to meet the office at
nine o'clock. Yes, let's see. He has very good table.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, all right, yeah, when I'm talking about piling on
a six on a four, a ten score from Cindy
double digits for the first time in the while. There
and now it's Maurice and Mason becoming Mary's y'all eminem
boys need seven to tie eight, we'll win. Alrighty y'all
(23:32):
get out there and have fun with it.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Ready, go.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
The preacher preaches the what.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Uh again?
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John wrote what speech?
Speaker 11 (23:44):
You know?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
What is it called in the Bible?
Speaker 10 (23:46):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (23:46):
What blank?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Singing?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Blank? Singing in the church in the church gospel.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
There you go.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
This is a fancy word for a hair piece.
Speaker 12 (24:01):
You go.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
This goes up and down steps, little spring things.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Thank you. It was sly slide. Sindy wins.
Speaker 11 (24:14):
Five.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Respectable scoring there, Mason, I'm a little short dog going it.
We appreciate you playing, buddy. Thank you for listening. Hope
you have a great day, all right, my man, Thank
you so much. Out there in Kermit, Texas, but sending
the Jacksonville, North Carolina. You get the American Express gift card.
Go spend it on yourself and think of us playing
wordy word.
Speaker 11 (24:36):
I have to make a shout out to all my
fellow workers that are listening to me out there.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Hey, guys, I'm doing well after surgery. Oh good, Sandy, good,
So you needn't hurt out back at work. I still
want play hurt women hands and I love it. Here
you go, Sandy, you hang on, baby, We appreciate you. Okay,
thank you all Right? Time for our Facebook Requests of
the morning. Cody krib Mullein, South Carolina. God, he wants
(25:03):
to hear the Bruce Jenner song. We all not just
let Caitlin just go its own way. I don't getah,
which way is that to figure it out?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Right?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah? Go to get a lot of requests for this
to be happy to play for you holding a Joe
Hoyt in the Junior Nation band with a Bruce Jenner
song coming up next. Good Monday morning, Big shows on
(25:48):
the radio. Facebook Requests in the Morning. Cody crib Mullin,
South Carolina, Here we Go.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Born in nineteen forty nine at a town in New
York State, became a high school football star. Things were
going great, but his gridiron dreams are ended by a
bad knee full of stitches. So he went out for
track and field, the first of many switches. They say
(26:27):
that he was faster than a bullet from a god,
dreaming of Olympic gold and the Dcathlon in seventy sixty one.
At all the champion of the world, but deep inside
this manly man was a frightened little girl. Yippi Ye
(26:51):
Bruce Jitter, yippiiye Bruce Jitter. A champion as a man,
but as a woman, a beginner, yipi Bruce Jenner. He
came back to the USA, the king of all the jocks,
(27:16):
even got his victory picture on the wheeties, box made
TV shows and movies. They all went down the tubes.
In secret, he took hormone pills and grew a set
of boot three times. He got married three times. It
(27:36):
failed to stick, probably because secretly he dreamed of being
a chick. And I swear this is a true story.
Yipi ye Bruce Jenner, yip bi ye Bruce Jenner. A
champion as a man, as a woman, a beginner ibia,
(28:02):
Bruce Jenner. He sat down with Diane Sawyer so he
could have his say. He said, just calls I'm a
woman doesn't mean I'm gay. He's had some crazy twists
and turns on the road of his career from male
(28:23):
Olympic sportsman to woman of the Year. YEPPI I yy
Bruce Jitner. Yepi A yay Bruce Jitner. A champion as
a man, but as a woman beginner ypii yay Bruce Jenner.
(28:47):
I'll tell you them three wives that has never had
a chance. It's mighty hard to beat the other woman
when your husband is the other woman. There he goes,
riding off from the sunset side saddle. He left behind
a silver bullet the cours life. Oh Saint Pauly girl,
what was I think?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Good morning? The Big Show is on the radio. Oh,
welcome the Curtis is in the studio. Steve and market
producer for the Big Show. A W R O V
and beautiful Rowanoke, Virginia. And that's Steve. Good to see
you that buddy.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Hey, how are you doing there?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
John good Man? Doing good?
Speaker 8 (29:50):
Before we before we confuse everybody, I know. Curtis is
my actual stage name. But up there in rowing Oak
on w r V, it's cannon, so can't then we've
got some people and trailers. I don't want to confuse me.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I like you can't it always shooting off to my mouth.
So I've been led to believe. And thank you for
bringing your baby to all wife Laura, Hello Laura, how
will you do it? Another disc jockey way over mounted?
Thanks for bringing up the obvious? Yeah, I get the
(30:26):
voice and tailers going, where'd you Cannon? I do get
that a lot. Actually, there, you guys take a little
vacation time to come to see if if we're working
as hard as as it sounds like we do.
Speaker 9 (30:40):
That settles that idea.
Speaker 8 (30:44):
Well, you know, when I heard the word vacation around
the radio station, they said, well, why don't you go
down to John Boy and Billy and see how see
how it's supposed to be done, so maybe you can
bring back something that you've learned.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
How's that going? So far? Not too good?
Speaker 9 (30:59):
Of course. They also told.
Speaker 12 (31:00):
Him, why don't you just go down to Hell and
work for the door. I've already got that job if
you knew the PD up there. So so far, his
notes consist of we need more biscuits and gravy. There's
a lot of chicken floating around down here.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Oh yeah, and I hope you all have some snow
and go head up Snowshoe Mountain Resort in West Virginia
so it can be having all around through big show country.
Speaker 8 (31:29):
Yeah, you know, travel three hours south to go skiing
up north. That's that's just the way I do things.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
That's good. That'd be big man.
Speaker 9 (31:37):
So I'll be sure to point out how much he
looks like pee wee herman.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Thank you for bringing that up.
Speaker 8 (31:43):
That's all that was worth the drive alone.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Ah right, Well let's say here we got I think
we got most of the stuff in that we're supposed
to get.
Speaker 9 (31:54):
Never opened your fortune car for what I.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Know, I'm gonna save him. I'm gonna wait till I'm hungry.
Shouldn't be long.
Speaker 10 (32:01):
Tell.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
A lot of chicken floating around here, and I tackled
most of.
Speaker 10 (32:04):
It this morning.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
I'm putting off we're putting off our dives. By the way, me,
Jackie and Tatter, we're all starting die hits on Monday.
Speaker 7 (32:16):
Like this idea.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, it's good to have a good support crew.
Speaker 8 (32:20):
So when I'm back on air, on Monday, I can
start looking forward to Angry John Boyd.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, yeah, what what number would that be? Seven?
Speaker 9 (32:27):
That's the least favorite of all John boys.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
And hang on for Marcy number two and Jackie number two.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
All right, let's see then, ma'am Marcy, would you please
get the Christmas tree out of here?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
All right?
Speaker 9 (32:40):
It's official.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
She'd been breaking off little limbs of it and taking
them out one of the time, but like bringing out.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
One handful of needles a day's taking this great.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
She saw the ski wreck on my car.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
We're hauling that tree back to Virginia. Let's get any money.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
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