June 24, 2024 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we have an early morning visit from Mr. Rhubarb.. - A flashback Zoom Call with Mary Jane.. - We’ll cringe at Astronerd as he takes his standup act to the “edgy” side.. - John Boy stars in an action spy movie.. - Tank Hogarth wonders what the Hell happened to Walt Disney.. - and we’ll wrap up the morning with Lipless..
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, got a big show on the radio.
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showing on Randy Syard.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
This is closer.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh right, y'all, hang on. We'll play for it in minutes.
But first, oh, let's kick off the summer movie season.
Get the bad ones out of the way.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
If you like action adventure excited, we've got your number,
double not seven. Good evening, mister boy, John Boy, move over,
bond John Boy is gonna blow you away.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Come in double Lot seven.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I was just finishing the upgrades on your new car.
I see you activated these secret oil slick divide.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
No, actually, I veered off the road and ran over
a big rock on the way over here. Sorry, sorry
about driveway, Miss money, Penny looking good?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I was waving at her, so yes, I'm hey, AQ.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Remember when I was chasing him two guys from smirsh
last week they had rocket launchers in their tails.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
How come we don't have some of them?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Deals?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I look into it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's my boy? Hey, you got any more of them?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Exploding?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Nate pants Man? Those hur so cool?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
A retired Air Force general has stolen a nuclear warhead
and only one man stands in his way.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
Yeah we are, mister Bari had no stopping.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Me this time. General. What are we talking about here?
Speaker 8 (01:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:47):
We we got hit.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
You tomahawk crass device with multiple independent re entry vehicles,
each one carrying a one maker.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
To warhead radar guide.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
It accurate within five hundred yards.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I saw I was eating. Is that bad?
Speaker 7 (02:02):
You dog on two?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And it's bad.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
I'm talking about chaos, hung about Pennant, hung about World
War three?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Does this mean you're not gonna give me those pit
passes for Daytona.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Way you get that stuff? Ain't gonna be no Daytona
you hit it. I'm talking about the end of the
world here, General.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I believe you're about half crazy. I gotta tell you,
I just can't let you get away with this.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Ain't nothing you can do about it. But you're gonna
be strapped to the nose cone of the missile.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Nose cone of the missile Joe.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
You'll have a good seat for the action, now, mister double.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Neck, that's Double Knot John Boy licensed to thrill.
Speaker 9 (02:40):
Tell me Double nut seven?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Why are you looking at me that way?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Well, h I was just wondering, Yes, are you going
to eat the rest of that prime rip?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
If you see only one movie this year, you need
to get out more often. John Boy is secret agent
Double Knot seven in Redneck Rising from rev Co Embassy Pictures.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Ragged r.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Oh yeahs that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
A real movie here. We're crazy, all right, y'all.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Let's play Meat the Blonde while we're hot one eight
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Speaker 1 (03:43):
Good morning. That's a Big Show on the radio running
through your Monday, June twenty and fourth.
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But why there can't you do? We'll call you one
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got Marsy in her spot.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
We got Deborah from Newbern, North Carolina on the line.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Good morning, Deborah.
Speaker 10 (04:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh we're so good.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Welcome good.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I am non first time caller.
Speaker 11 (04:32):
But I would like to have to move.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, of course you would, if only all women were
that easy.
Speaker 12 (04:43):
Ah, he's a lucky man. We'll talk about lucky later.
Let's see if you can get this prize back. Never
will ask you.
Speaker 11 (04:56):
You of some.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Questions, you agree or disagree. It's just wonder do you
happen to blond? I just wonder about that.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I wouldn't know at this point what it is. Yeah,
I can't remember mine. Let go, so let me deal
with what we got here, Deborah Tayter.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Let's talk about Thomas Jefferson, one of our foundings. Yeah, well,
he once called it the one thing that can stand
by itself.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
What was he referring to?
Speaker 8 (05:30):
I was referring to Ben Franklin's underpants.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Stand them up in the corners. He didn't get around. Well,
I don't invented the Washington. He said, the one thing
that can stand by itself the constitution, the constitutions, Deborah,
agree or disagree? I will agree. Freedom the truth. Thomas
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was referring to the truth.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yes, all right, So you had a different answer and
you still went with Taylor.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, I got.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
One buzzer. All right, let's get us a mail right here, Marcia.
Let's go to Greek mythology. Okay, okay, what would the
god Morpheus do to you while you were sleeping?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
I don't know about you, but I got an enchanted hickeys.
Speaker 11 (06:51):
What does he do? He scares you awake?
Speaker 12 (06:53):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The god Morpheus scares you awake, is what Taylor says
about that Greek mythology.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You do not agree. I disagree with that. Okay, now
you're getting to there. There's that bell.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The god Morpheus would make you dreams. He was a
god of dreams and sleep and does anything.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
About I think that was HICs.
Speaker 12 (07:25):
But when they named the drug morphine, that's where it
came from.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
How about that?
Speaker 13 (07:30):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Learn, So.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You're gonna win and to lose it right here, and
we're going with a true or false question?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
True or false? Tater right now.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You have more than ten quarts of water in your body?
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Okay, yes, yes, so you can get through this and
I'm holding things up?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yes, yes, true.
Speaker 10 (07:57):
Disagree body, Let's see, Oh I.
Speaker 13 (08:02):
Got a pee.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm just trying to produce. Well, I will say yeah
and ah, I never did it.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Baby, you hang on, Jack can hook up with your
prize pagas.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Okay, great, thank you. I love your show. By the way,
well bad you do appreciate you playing.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Baby.
Speaker 14 (08:38):
Let's you a by, catch you up phone your news, right,
Benda's supposed to house a bit ready for this Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Good morning, as make Sean the radio a little over
thirty minutes. I know we got Tank ho Guard the
Great American. We got Oliver and Lessen twenty minutes. Pillars
most to have some right here. Man, You remember the good.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Old days, you know, when I was funny. What the
shut up Billy? What the hell happened?
Speaker 13 (09:47):
Alldays? My win loss in comedy is on par with
the panthers. I'll tell you that right now. I don't know, folks,
as I've gotten older, the comedy spark takes far too
many vacations. Here's something you should know every time I
do a fart joke. You know for a fact that
the giggle tank was on E that's my go to.
(10:08):
I guess it's possible to have a hard time focusing
these days.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
What was I talking about?
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Right?
Speaker 13 (10:18):
Or maybe it's because I'm just too easily distracted. Look
the weather guy's got his too long tie on again.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Loser, See what I mean?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Shut up, Billy.
Speaker 13 (10:31):
Anyway, the point of all this babbling is that I
have absolutely no bit for today. But I've got a
good excuse, excuse ses And here are the top ten
reasons I don't have a bit ready. Number ten, I
found a new.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Boob channel on streaming.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
Number nine I went to a place that offered free
pie with every meal in Texas. I spent an entire
day at Low's, turning the AC units down and waiting
for women in T shirts.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
To walk by.
Speaker 15 (11:07):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (11:08):
Number seven I bought a pair of slippers that looked
like boobs. I spent the whole afternoon trying to touch
my toes. Number six worked two whole days making pies
for a Humane Society bake sale. Number five spent another
two days making pies for the Humane Society bakesale because
I ate all the first one. Number four that damn
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boob channel against I'm on season three of High Beam Hijinks.
Number three tried to make a pie that looked like
a boob. Number two started a pie and boom addict
support group.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
And the number one reason I don't have a bit
ready for today?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Oh I didn't get that far.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Sure, Hey, when you're gonna give up that boot chairlimp.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Good Morning's a big sha on the radio.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Twenty minutes away from Great American tank hold guard for
right now.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Here is Oliver?
Speaker 13 (12:46):
Well, well, well, it's quite a world we live in nowadays,
isn't it. One of the biggest problems is you don't
have any disposable income after high prices at the grocery
store gas pump Attack says, there's not much left for entertainment.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
So what can you do?
Speaker 13 (13:05):
Well, like anything else in this world, you gotta make
do take your amusement to a new level and do
what I do.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Screw with people.
Speaker 13 (13:13):
Oh boy, let me preach on it. It's really pretty
simple if you think about it. Just use your imagination.
The world is full of thin skinned idiots and humorless
turds just begging to get the proverbial wet end of
the stick. That's your palette. So let's get painting.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Shall we.
Speaker 13 (13:35):
Go to a college campus in a Bernie Sanders mask
and yell, get a freaking job, you losers. We're running
out of money to give you. Start an argument with
a flat earther. Now, if you don't know anything about
earth science, it's okay. They don't either. Go to a
vegan restaurant and order steak. When they offer you plant
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based options, remind them that cowzy grass, so steak is
plant based. Go on Facebook and every time someone posts
a picture of their mother or daughter, comment I'd hit that.
Eventually you're going to run into someone wearing a tupe.
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Don't say anything, just stare. Follow them all over and
just stare. A furrowed brow and open mouth really adds
to the effect. And once and only once, reach out
like you're going to touch it. Go to a retirement
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community and glue quarters to the sidewalk tip of the
Fedora to Rayford. Wander onto a construction site wearing an
ice hat and watch them scramble. And if someone asked
to see your credentials, just tell them you're there to
deliver ice ps. If you do do this, be sure
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to take some ice with you. Find a place that
allows whoever to use whichever bathroom they want. Then take
pictures of gender accurate peepeas and weewize on the bathroom door.
Stand back, and when someone tries to go in the
wrong one, just go ah. Get a stack of I'm
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a fool for fossil fuel bumper stickers and put them
on priuses and teslas. Irritate people by misusing idioms. Man,
this was a blessing in the skies, or don't take
it for granite, or my favorite, the Statue of Limitations.
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Go to Starbucks and when they ask for your order,
just say, is there anyone here without piercings and tattoos
that could wait on me? Spoiler, there won't be. When
you go to the store's deli counter, whisper to the
server which one tastes the most like human flesh, like
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you've never wondered?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Shut up ta.
Speaker 13 (16:17):
When someone asks you if you know what time it is,
say yes and walk away. When you're at a sporting
event and your team scores, turn to the person next
to you and say high five, But don't put your
hand up. If any of your friends have one of
those automatic spray air freshness. Put a lit candle in
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front of it. Every nine minutes a fireball will shoot
across the wind. And my favorite stand in front of
a victorious secret And when a big girl tries to
end to just put your hand up and say, hah.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
There you go.
Speaker 13 (16:57):
A little start a kit for summer fun. But just
a disclaimer, some of these might get your ass kicked.
Big girls be shopping.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Good morning a lot more Big Show coming up, John Boy,
Big Big Show goes Picky, I'm.
Speaker 13 (17:19):
Malthew oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
a new centro. You boob, No, no, not, you're racing,
fat boy.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Pull up a couple of chairs and get down. Listen.
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so.
Speaker 13 (17:37):
They can go on making that audio magic known as
the John Boy by Big Show.
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Carry on Drake peepa.
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Speaker 4 (19:45):
Thanks Red, put your science fifteen's up for a spell.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
I'll take it from here.
Speaker 13 (19:50):
Hey America, tank Hogarth here got a minute? Sure you do, Cupcake,
take a break from scrolling through cat videos and people
lighting their hearts to put something useful into your skull.
I know what you're thinking, who's this guy? Where does
he get off? Well, Peaches, this is my stop, and
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you the same thing
(20:13):
I told all six of my wives. I'm your best
friend and your worst nightmare. Oh sure, I've made my
share of mistakes. I put my life savings into the
Teddy Kennedy Safe Driving School.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
But I'll tell you this, Hopscotch, I didn't cry in
my beer over it.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Why.
Speaker 13 (20:29):
That's a stupid question and exactly what I'd expect from
someone who still believes they can get monkey pox from
eating a banana. Well, I guess that's sort of true.
I'll tell your pistol pete. The old world might still
be spinning, but it ain't the same as it was,
not by a long shot. Remember the good old days
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when you were a kid, days lasted forever. The garden
hose was your bottled water, and nobody made fun of
you for eating bogers, because everyone did it. When Sunday
night rolled around, you and the entire family gathered round
the boob tube with your home cooked TV dinner to
watch the wonderful world of Disney, wholesome entertainment for kids
of all ages. Everyone had a gay old time. Nowadays
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they're still having a gay old time, except now no
one is smiling. What the hell have you done to
Disney America? Old Walt Minus, his head is spinning in
his grave like a laythan overdrive. His glorious creation for
the world to enjoy has been taken over by a
bunch of fruit loopers on steroids. They aren't even trying
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to hide it anymore. At least Liberachi denied it until
the bitter end. Today you can't look anywhere without saying
the sissification of America by the organization we were taught
to love and trust. But isn't that always the way?
Lore the chumps in with haunted mansions and space mountains.
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Then when they aren't looking, take down old Glory and
put up the rainbow connection. Suddenly those mouse ears are
looking a bit more like devil horns. Listen I don't
mind a little risky material now and then hell, I
went to a drive in for a dust to dawn
show of Las Tango in Paris, Panny Raiders three, and
the director's cut of Terror of Cornholed Gulch. But I'll
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tell you this, porkin Beans, I didn't see any guy
chasing a lumpy dumper the whole night.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Well, not on the screen anyway. It's bad enough.
Speaker 13 (22:31):
The current Disney regime is putting glitter dust on everything
they got. They now hold the reins to Marvel Comics
and Star Wars. How long until they come out with
a doctor really strange and a picture where we find
out Han Solo and Chewbacca were life partners. You say, no,
come on, Tank, they'd never do that, and I'd say,
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oh yeah, open your peepers, pin head. They got two
cartoon gals smooching in life. Ever see Frozen? What a
stupid title because there was nothing but heat going on
between those two princesses, I assure you. And how about
a young girl falling head over heels in love with
a half man, half lion, half buffalo. That's right, beauty
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and the beastiality. And before you tell me. I don't
know what I'm talking about. I called Daphne and Velma
long before that.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Closet door swung open.
Speaker 13 (23:26):
And if you're looking for a newsflash, keep your eye
on a chick named Betty Rubble. You're welcome, but I
guess some of you don't see anything wrong with it.
Maybe that's how you and your good time buddies get
your jollies. Making kids movies. Talking about Peepe's and Wee Wee's,
Goofy and Donald Tag Team and Daisy Duck might get
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your giggly wiggland.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Maybe that's what turns you on.
Speaker 13 (23:52):
Look, I don't give a flying handshake what you do
in the privacy of your restop stall. But I draw
the line a corrupting kids where I come from. I'm
the only groomer we need is the guy who trims
a shitsu.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
So you got a choice. Knock it off, I get
knocked out, savvy.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
What's next?
Speaker 13 (24:11):
Disney gonna change the name of the ride to Butt,
Pirates of the Caribbean, gonna put an X rating on
mister Toad's Wild Ride, Take a Bell, Gonna become a
boy and change her name to Tinker Bob is Mickey
gonna go in for a snipping stitch and change his
name to Michelle the hell. We should have seen it coming.
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Donald Ducksman walking around naked from the waist down for decades.
Write it down, make a note you heard it here first.
The only evil queen's at Disney these days are the
ones running it.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Run tell that. Oh my look at the time.
Speaker 13 (24:52):
I don't mean to run off, but I got an
appointment for my Manny petty relaxed Francis. My chick has
a for nails. At least he doesn't have a thing
for other chicks. As far as I know, that sounds
kind of hot. Until next time. This is tank hold gun,
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stop screwing up America, America. Not right.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Well, let's play some wordy word one eight hundred big
show you told free line across America.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
To make sure on the radio we're going to do
your Monday. We were the worthy words.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Now and everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
I play the wordy word and the worthy word. Let's
meet a contestants. We got Anthony from Selmer, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Good morning, Anthony, Good morning, Good morning buddy.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
And we got ched up in clinton Ton, Tenna, Kucky, Clinton, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Hey, Jed, all my life at it. You're talking Tennessee.
You know they are natural enemies.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
We got the basketball up.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Oh well, Anthony, you on team John mor Chad, you
get me on Tater's side.
Speaker 9 (27:04):
All right, Hello, ched, let's.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right. We all relaxed. We'll keep you right on.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Dack and me and Anthony we go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, Anthony, are you ready?
Speaker 13 (27:19):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
All right? Start the clock. Now this in school, you
set in a chair and a what one of these
said it?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Okay, oh these you have these on your face and
they're cute not dim. Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
All right, you need this to make biscuits, a whole
bunch of white Martha White's flower.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Hey, on vacation, let's take a what we leave we
go somewhere take aid. Hey man, you're a blank, go on.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
A what's the word? Oh man? All right? Three on
the morning, Hed, three, Chad and Tater for there around one. Chad,
are you ready?
Speaker 13 (28:06):
Yes, and go?
Speaker 11 (28:08):
Don't blink and fall You might also go.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yes.
Speaker 11 (28:12):
Twenty twenty four is the what yes, not the moon,
but the other big thing. Yeah, this is what it
makes up the oceans water.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Yes, sir, this is you.
Speaker 11 (28:29):
This moves up and down when you chew. It's in
your face, in your face, it's in your face.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
You break it.
Speaker 11 (28:39):
Yes, Nick, and means are going to be really really big.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Hard words put off by some of your hands.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh yeah, five on the board. Yeah, y'all took the
lead by two. All right, Anthony, if you hold him back,
now may the time to let Yeah, there's not overthing
to say. Okay, start the clock now. If you buy
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something cheap, you got a good what?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
No, look in the blank bin, look over there, it's
a what. It's a real what.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
It's a good price. It's a great what. No, it's
the bill what you pay. No, No, but keep going
blank rate selling this to you blank rate. It's a
great one of these. I'm not gonna give it away.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I'll sit right here until the show's over. If he
can't come up with the door again again, Chad Wins.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
I's gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
You know you said it before the buzzer.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Bringing up Anthony. Alright, Anthony, you can try again anytime, buddy,
with you.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
Playing man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Sorry, buddy, Chad a ban Kentucky. You win, you got
your price back up. Ing to you, buddy, good.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Game, Thank you very much. First time caller.
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Yeah, showed me the bunny.
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I want. There was another moa Chad, you don't want?
Glad you want?
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Boy?
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Good Morning, Make Shows on the radio, all right.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
You know I like to reflect in case a word
that gives me a lot of problems, you know, comes
up again.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
So bargain bargain Ben, you heard that.
Speaker 11 (30:44):
Yeah, I've heard of a bargain Ben.
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You'll see them. Bargain basement, bargain basement, so anything.
Speaker 11 (30:51):
Yeah, this was such a good deal, just everything, every clue,
just deal.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
You know, learning words on wordy word over the years,
there are a lot of words that mean the same thing.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Oh like chos.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You know I missed Chiles.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
All right, let's move on here for our Monday bit
requests coming in from Myrtle Beat South Carolina. Irwin Tice,
Irwin says ad old Gold album of Raven's hilarious.
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You got it, Irwin, do it next? Good Morning Make
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No, I have no clue what coming, what a bargain.
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Your request?
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But General Tom Sadler, US Air Force Retired and Robert D.
Rayford from the Big Show. They're back with a brand
new album of really old stuff rumor.
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Spreading round.
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A shack.
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Just look me know I want to go.
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The radio building a John Boy and Bill.
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The Summertime album. Got to have you A lipless track?
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You like this one?
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Hit the bed box.
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Search for keywords summertime.
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There's lipless morning there y'all, Wally Horning all.
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You wich ho, Hey, hold you and yacky? I hell
your favorite? I did jack you out?
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You hang on?
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You gonna want me? You won't worry. I want it.
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I think you got well out hord time here again?
Well Havard season out all, I wouldn't it? Hell we
are tin hot? Does get hot in the summer?
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You know what?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Lips you don't touch while talking, and the breeze kind
of cools we all.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
Right?
Speaker 6 (35:53):
I wrong?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
A what load my Havard yoking about summer time? But
summer time really right? The walls begin, the balls let
the falls? Where do sheep there's somewhere vacation.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Where does sheep spend their summer vacation in the Bahamas?
I am not like that somewhere cool called I can't
take a sweater off, can't take their sweater?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Where do sharks go on vacation? Where do sharks finland?
Speaker 16 (36:35):
Where?
Speaker 8 (36:36):
I had?
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Hard works anywhere and won't anywhere?
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What do you get when you call her elephant with
What do you get when you cross an elephant with
a fish swimming trunks?
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I had?
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I don't know what look out when it was a
canon wall in the womb? Oh there you go?
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All right, Okay, we're rolling over the.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Who's Irish and he's outside all summer long?
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Who's Irish and stays outside all summer long? Patty old furniture?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I had old skin cancer? Lukie skin cancer?
Speaker 11 (37:24):
Me.
Speaker 15 (37:26):
What's the saying to do if you lose your y'all
at the hunt had factory?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
The best thing to do if you lose your job
at the sun Tan lotion factory? Reapply every thirty minutes.
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I had take a good hard look at you, like
cause you probably could do life coach right right right?
Why couldn't the little kid get in to see the
new pirate?
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Mo co little kid get in to see the new
pirate new iate?
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It was?
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I have no idea, that's it? Have I had it
shows who was woody? It shows too much booty? Why
does it woaing never take a cake?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Why does the mummy mummy never take a summer vacation? Well,
he's scared to unwind.
Speaker 16 (38:25):
He waited.
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Why not because I had caught the day? Because he's.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Oh, I got a.
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What's the only time you go while it's red and
it's top when it hurts green?
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The only time you go while it's red and stop
when it turns green? When you're eating a watermelon?
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That summer time for I had? When you drunk? When
you're drunk?
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Where's trip next?
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Time? Is all?
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This is closer.
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Oh right, y'all, hang on. We'll play for it in minutes.
But first, oh, let's kick off the summer movie season.
Get the bad ones out of the way.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
If you like action adventure excited, we've got your number,
double not seven. Good evening, mister boy, John Boy, move over,
bond John Boy is gonna blow you away.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Come in double Lot seven.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I was just finishing the upgrades on your new car.
I see you activated these secret oil slick divide.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
No, actually, I veered off the road and ran over
a big rock on the way over here. Sorry, sorry
about driveway, Miss money, Penny looking good?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I was waving at her, so yes, I'm hey, AQ.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Remember when I was chasing him two guys from smirsh
last week they had rocket launchers in their tails.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
How come we don't have some of them?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Deals?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I look into it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's my boy? Hey, you got any more of them?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Exploding?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Nate pants Man? Those hur so cool?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
A retired Air Force general has stolen a nuclear warhead
and only one man stands in his way.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
Yeah we are, mister Bari had no stopping.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Me this time. General. What are we talking about here?
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Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:47):
We we got hit.
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You tomahawk crass device with multiple independent re entry vehicles,
each one carrying a one maker.
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To warhead radar guide.
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It accurate within five hundred yards.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I saw I was eating. Is that bad?
Speaker 7 (02:02):
You dog on two?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And it's bad.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
I'm talking about chaos, hung about Pennant, hung about World
War three?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Does this mean you're not gonna give me those pit
passes for Daytona.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Way you get that stuff? Ain't gonna be no Daytona
you hit it. I'm talking about the end of the
world here, General.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I believe you're about half crazy. I gotta tell you,
I just can't let you get away with this.
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Ain't nothing you can do about it. But you're gonna
be strapped to the nose cone of the missile.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Nose cone of the missile Joe.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
You'll have a good seat for the action, now, mister double.
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Neck, that's Double Knot John Boy licensed to thrill.
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Tell me Double nut seven?
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Why are you looking at me that way?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Well, h I was just wondering, Yes, are you going
to eat the rest of that prime rip?
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If you see only one movie this year, you need
to get out more often. John Boy is secret agent
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Speaker 1 (03:01):
Ragged r.
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Oh yeahs that.
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A real movie here. We're crazy, all right, y'all.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Let's play Meat the Blonde while we're hot one eight
hundred Big Show. You told free Line We're gonna contestant
and play next.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Good morning. That's a Big Show on the radio running
through your Monday, June twenty and fourth.
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Today's featured track for The Big Show bit Box liftless
jokes about summer time chearch for keyword summer time. Hit
the bit Box at the Big Show dot com. They
got on their contest.
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But why there can't you do? We'll call you one
game you want to play, make that happen to right
now at the time to play Beat the Blind. BRU
got Marsy in her spot.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
We got Deborah from Newbern, North Carolina on the line.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Good morning, Deborah.
Speaker 10 (04:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh we're so good.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Welcome good.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I am non first time caller.
Speaker 11 (04:32):
But I would like to have to move.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, of course you would, if only all women were
that easy.
Speaker 12 (04:43):
Ah, he's a lucky man. We'll talk about lucky later.
Let's see if you can get this prize back. Never
will ask you.
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You of some.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Questions, you agree or disagree. It's just wonder do you
happen to blond? I just wonder about that.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I wouldn't know at this point what it is. Yeah,
I can't remember mine. Let go, so let me deal
with what we got here, Deborah Tayter.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Let's talk about Thomas Jefferson, one of our foundings. Yeah, well,
he once called it the one thing that can stand
by itself.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
What was he referring to?
Speaker 8 (05:30):
I was referring to Ben Franklin's underpants.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Stand them up in the corners. He didn't get around. Well,
I don't invented the Washington. He said, the one thing
that can stand by itself the constitution, the constitutions, Deborah,
agree or disagree? I will agree. Freedom the truth. Thomas
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was referring to the truth.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yes, all right, So you had a different answer and
you still went with Taylor.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, I got.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
One buzzer. All right, let's get us a mail right here, Marcia.
Let's go to Greek mythology. Okay, okay, what would the
god Morpheus do to you while you were sleeping?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
I don't know about you, but I got an enchanted hickeys.
Speaker 11 (06:51):
What does he do? He scares you awake?
Speaker 12 (06:53):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
The god Morpheus scares you awake, is what Taylor says
about that Greek mythology.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You do not agree. I disagree with that. Okay, now
you're getting to there. There's that bell.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The god Morpheus would make you dreams. He was a
god of dreams and sleep and does anything.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
About I think that was HICs.
Speaker 12 (07:25):
But when they named the drug morphine, that's where it
came from.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
How about that?
Speaker 13 (07:30):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Learn, So.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You're gonna win and to lose it right here, and
we're going with a true or false question?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
True or false? Tater right now.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You have more than ten quarts of water in your body?
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Okay, yes, yes, so you can get through this and
I'm holding things up?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yes, yes, true.
Speaker 10 (07:57):
Disagree body, Let's see, Oh I.
Speaker 13 (08:02):
Got a pee.
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I'm just trying to produce. Well, I will say yeah
and ah, I never did it.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Baby, you hang on, Jack can hook up with your
prize pagas.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Okay, great, thank you. I love your show. By the way,
well bad you do appreciate you playing.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Baby.
Speaker 14 (08:38):
Let's you a by, catch you up phone your news, right,
Benda's supposed to house a bit ready for this Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Good morning, as make Sean the radio a little over
thirty minutes. I know we got Tank ho Guard the
Great American. We got Oliver and Lessen twenty minutes. Pillars
most to have some right here. Man, You remember the good.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Old days, you know, when I was funny. What the
shut up Billy? What the hell happened?
Speaker 13 (09:47):
Alldays? My win loss in comedy is on par with
the panthers. I'll tell you that right now. I don't know, folks,
as I've gotten older, the comedy spark takes far too
many vacations. Here's something you should know every time I
do a fart joke. You know for a fact that
the giggle tank was on E that's my go to.
(10:08):
I guess it's possible to have a hard time focusing
these days.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
What was I talking about?
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Right?
Speaker 13 (10:18):
Or maybe it's because I'm just too easily distracted. Look
the weather guy's got his too long tie on again.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Loser, See what I mean?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Shut up, Billy.
Speaker 13 (10:31):
Anyway, the point of all this babbling is that I
have absolutely no bit for today. But I've got a
good excuse, excuse ses And here are the top ten
reasons I don't have a bit ready. Number ten, I
found a new.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Boob channel on streaming.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
Number nine I went to a place that offered free
pie with every meal in Texas. I spent an entire
day at Low's, turning the AC units down and waiting
for women in T shirts.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
To walk by.
Speaker 15 (11:07):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (11:08):
Number seven I bought a pair of slippers that looked
like boobs. I spent the whole afternoon trying to touch
my toes. Number six worked two whole days making pies
for a Humane Society bake sale. Number five spent another
two days making pies for the Humane Society bakesale because
I ate all the first one. Number four that damn
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boob channel against I'm on season three of High Beam Hijinks.
Number three tried to make a pie that looked like
a boob. Number two started a pie and boom addict
support group.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
And the number one reason I don't have a bit
ready for today?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Oh I didn't get that far.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Sure, Hey, when you're gonna give up that boot chairlimp.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Good Morning's a big sha on the radio.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Twenty minutes away from Great American tank hold guard for
right now.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Here is Oliver?
Speaker 13 (12:46):
Well, well, well, it's quite a world we live in nowadays,
isn't it. One of the biggest problems is you don't
have any disposable income after high prices at the grocery
store gas pump Attack says, there's not much left for entertainment.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
So what can you do?
Speaker 13 (13:05):
Well, like anything else in this world, you gotta make
do take your amusement to a new level and do
what I do.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Screw with people.
Speaker 13 (13:13):
Oh boy, let me preach on it. It's really pretty
simple if you think about it. Just use your imagination.
The world is full of thin skinned idiots and humorless
turds just begging to get the proverbial wet end of
the stick. That's your palette. So let's get painting.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Shall we.
Speaker 13 (13:35):
Go to a college campus in a Bernie Sanders mask
and yell, get a freaking job, you losers. We're running
out of money to give you. Start an argument with
a flat earther. Now, if you don't know anything about
earth science, it's okay. They don't either. Go to a
vegan restaurant and order steak. When they offer you plant
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based options, remind them that cowzy grass, so steak is
plant based. Go on Facebook and every time someone posts
a picture of their mother or daughter, comment I'd hit that.
Eventually you're going to run into someone wearing a tupe.
(14:19):
Don't say anything, just stare. Follow them all over and
just stare. A furrowed brow and open mouth really adds
to the effect. And once and only once, reach out
like you're going to touch it. Go to a retirement
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community and glue quarters to the sidewalk tip of the
Fedora to Rayford. Wander onto a construction site wearing an
ice hat and watch them scramble. And if someone asked
to see your credentials, just tell them you're there to
deliver ice ps. If you do do this, be sure
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to take some ice with you. Find a place that
allows whoever to use whichever bathroom they want. Then take
pictures of gender accurate peepeas and weewize on the bathroom door.
Stand back, and when someone tries to go in the
wrong one, just go ah. Get a stack of I'm
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a fool for fossil fuel bumper stickers and put them
on priuses and teslas. Irritate people by misusing idioms. Man,
this was a blessing in the skies, or don't take
it for granite, or my favorite, the Statue of Limitations.
(15:51):
Go to Starbucks and when they ask for your order,
just say, is there anyone here without piercings and tattoos
that could wait on me? Spoiler, there won't be. When
you go to the store's deli counter, whisper to the
server which one tastes the most like human flesh, like
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you've never wondered?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Shut up ta.
Speaker 13 (16:17):
When someone asks you if you know what time it is,
say yes and walk away. When you're at a sporting
event and your team scores, turn to the person next
to you and say high five, But don't put your
hand up. If any of your friends have one of
those automatic spray air freshness. Put a lit candle in
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front of it. Every nine minutes a fireball will shoot
across the wind. And my favorite stand in front of
a victorious secret And when a big girl tries to
end to just put your hand up and say, hah.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
There you go.
Speaker 13 (16:57):
A little start a kit for summer fun. But just
a disclaimer, some of these might get your ass kicked.
Big girls be shopping.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Good morning a lot more Big Show coming up, John Boy,
Big Big Show goes Picky, I'm.
Speaker 13 (17:19):
Malthew oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
a new centro. You boob, No, no, not, you're racing,
fat boy.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Pull up a couple of chairs and get down. Listen.
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so.
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They can go on making that audio magic known as
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Carry on Drake peepa.
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Thanks Red, put your science fifteen's up for a spell.
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Hey America, tank Hogarth here got a minute? Sure you do, Cupcake,
take a break from scrolling through cat videos and people
lighting their hearts to put something useful into your skull.
I know what you're thinking, who's this guy? Where does
he get off? Well, Peaches, this is my stop, and
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you the same thing
(20:13):
I told all six of my wives. I'm your best
friend and your worst nightmare. Oh sure, I've made my
share of mistakes. I put my life savings into the
Teddy Kennedy Safe Driving School.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
But I'll tell you this, Hopscotch, I didn't cry in
my beer over it.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Why.
Speaker 13 (20:29):
That's a stupid question and exactly what I'd expect from
someone who still believes they can get monkey pox from
eating a banana. Well, I guess that's sort of true.
I'll tell your pistol pete. The old world might still
be spinning, but it ain't the same as it was,
not by a long shot. Remember the good old days
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when you were a kid, days lasted forever. The garden
hose was your bottled water, and nobody made fun of
you for eating bogers, because everyone did it. When Sunday
night rolled around, you and the entire family gathered round
the boob tube with your home cooked TV dinner to
watch the wonderful world of Disney, wholesome entertainment for kids
of all ages. Everyone had a gay old time. Nowadays
(21:15):
they're still having a gay old time, except now no
one is smiling. What the hell have you done to
Disney America? Old Walt Minus, his head is spinning in
his grave like a laythan overdrive. His glorious creation for
the world to enjoy has been taken over by a
bunch of fruit loopers on steroids. They aren't even trying
(21:37):
to hide it anymore. At least Liberachi denied it until
the bitter end. Today you can't look anywhere without saying
the sissification of America by the organization we were taught
to love and trust. But isn't that always the way?
Lore the chumps in with haunted mansions and space mountains.
(21:58):
Then when they aren't looking, take down old Glory and
put up the rainbow connection. Suddenly those mouse ears are
looking a bit more like devil horns. Listen I don't
mind a little risky material now and then hell, I
went to a drive in for a dust to dawn
show of Las Tango in Paris, Panny Raiders three, and
the director's cut of Terror of Cornholed Gulch. But I'll
(22:21):
tell you this, porkin Beans, I didn't see any guy
chasing a lumpy dumper the whole night.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Well, not on the screen anyway. It's bad enough.
Speaker 13 (22:31):
The current Disney regime is putting glitter dust on everything
they got. They now hold the reins to Marvel Comics
and Star Wars. How long until they come out with
a doctor really strange and a picture where we find
out Han Solo and Chewbacca were life partners. You say, no,
come on, Tank, they'd never do that, and I'd say,
(22:53):
oh yeah, open your peepers, pin head. They got two
cartoon gals smooching in life. Ever see Frozen? What a
stupid title because there was nothing but heat going on
between those two princesses, I assure you. And how about
a young girl falling head over heels in love with
a half man, half lion, half buffalo. That's right, beauty
(23:16):
and the beastiality. And before you tell me. I don't
know what I'm talking about. I called Daphne and Velma
long before that.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Closet door swung open.
Speaker 13 (23:26):
And if you're looking for a newsflash, keep your eye
on a chick named Betty Rubble. You're welcome, but I
guess some of you don't see anything wrong with it.
Maybe that's how you and your good time buddies get
your jollies. Making kids movies. Talking about Peepe's and Wee Wee's,
Goofy and Donald Tag Team and Daisy Duck might get
(23:48):
your giggly wiggland.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Maybe that's what turns you on.
Speaker 13 (23:52):
Look, I don't give a flying handshake what you do
in the privacy of your restop stall. But I draw
the line a corrupting kids where I come from. I'm
the only groomer we need is the guy who trims
a shitsu.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
So you got a choice. Knock it off, I get
knocked out, savvy.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
What's next?
Speaker 13 (24:11):
Disney gonna change the name of the ride to Butt,
Pirates of the Caribbean, gonna put an X rating on
mister Toad's Wild Ride, Take a Bell, Gonna become a
boy and change her name to Tinker Bob is Mickey
gonna go in for a snipping stitch and change his
name to Michelle the hell. We should have seen it coming.
(24:31):
Donald Ducksman walking around naked from the waist down for decades.
Write it down, make a note you heard it here first.
The only evil queen's at Disney these days are the
ones running it.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Run tell that. Oh my look at the time.
Speaker 13 (24:52):
I don't mean to run off, but I got an
appointment for my Manny petty relaxed Francis. My chick has
a for nails. At least he doesn't have a thing
for other chicks. As far as I know, that sounds
kind of hot. Until next time. This is tank hold gun,
(25:15):
stop screwing up America, America. Not right.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Well, let's play some wordy word one eight hundred big
show you told free line across America.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
To make sure on the radio we're going to do
your Monday. We were the worthy words.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Now and everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
I play the wordy word and the worthy word. Let's
meet a contestants. We got Anthony from Selmer, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Good morning, Anthony, Good morning, Good morning buddy.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
And we got ched up in clinton Ton, Tenna, Kucky, Clinton, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Hey, Jed, all my life at it. You're talking Tennessee.
You know they are natural enemies.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
We got the basketball up.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Oh well, Anthony, you on team John mor Chad, you
get me on Tater's side.
Speaker 9 (27:04):
All right, Hello, ched, let's.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right. We all relaxed. We'll keep you right on.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Dack and me and Anthony we go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, Anthony, are you ready?
Speaker 13 (27:19):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
All right? Start the clock. Now this in school, you
set in a chair and a what one of these
said it?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Okay, oh these you have these on your face and
they're cute not dim. Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
All right, you need this to make biscuits, a whole
bunch of white Martha White's flower.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Hey, on vacation, let's take a what we leave we
go somewhere take aid. Hey man, you're a blank, go on.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
A what's the word? Oh man? All right? Three on
the morning, Hed, three, Chad and Tater for there around one. Chad,
are you ready?
Speaker 13 (28:06):
Yes, and go?
Speaker 11 (28:08):
Don't blink and fall You might also go.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yes.
Speaker 11 (28:12):
Twenty twenty four is the what yes, not the moon,
but the other big thing. Yeah, this is what it
makes up the oceans water.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Yes, sir, this is you.
Speaker 11 (28:29):
This moves up and down when you chew. It's in
your face, in your face, it's in your face.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
You break it.
Speaker 11 (28:39):
Yes, Nick, and means are going to be really really big.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Hard words put off by some of your hands.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh yeah, five on the board. Yeah, y'all took the
lead by two. All right, Anthony, if you hold him back,
now may the time to let Yeah, there's not overthing
to say. Okay, start the clock now. If you buy
(29:08):
something cheap, you got a good what?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
No, look in the blank bin, look over there, it's
a what. It's a real what.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
It's a good price. It's a great what. No, it's
the bill what you pay. No, No, but keep going
blank rate selling this to you blank rate. It's a
great one of these. I'm not gonna give it away.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I'll sit right here until the show's over. If he
can't come up with the door again again, Chad Wins.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
I's gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
You know you said it before the buzzer.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Bringing up Anthony. Alright, Anthony, you can try again anytime, buddy,
with you.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
Playing man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Sorry, buddy, Chad a ban Kentucky. You win, you got
your price back up. Ing to you, buddy, good.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Game, Thank you very much. First time caller.
Speaker 11 (30:15):
Yeah, showed me the bunny.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I want. There was another moa Chad, you don't want?
Glad you want?
Speaker 13 (30:30):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Good Morning, Make Shows on the radio, all right.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
You know I like to reflect in case a word
that gives me a lot of problems, you know, comes
up again.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
So bargain bargain Ben, you heard that.
Speaker 11 (30:44):
Yeah, I've heard of a bargain Ben.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
You'll see them. Bargain basement, bargain basement, so anything.
Speaker 11 (30:51):
Yeah, this was such a good deal, just everything, every clue,
just deal.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
You know, learning words on wordy word over the years,
there are a lot of words that mean the same thing.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Oh like chos.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You know I missed Chiles.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
All right, let's move on here for our Monday bit
requests coming in from Myrtle Beat South Carolina. Irwin Tice,
Irwin says ad old Gold album of Raven's hilarious.
Speaker 9 (31:23):
You got it, Irwin, do it next? Good Morning Make
(31:51):
Shows on the Radio.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Request a bedtime Irwin tie from Myrtle Beats, South Carolina. Er,
don't end tice made come Martle petsas Irwin.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
No, I have no clue what coming, what a bargain.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
Your request?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
But General Tom Sadler, US Air Force Retired and Robert D.
Rayford from the Big Show. They're back with a brand
new album of really old stuff rumor.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Spreading round.
Speaker 13 (32:34):
A shack.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Just look me know I want to go.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
It's rap in The General's collection of classic hits Old
Gold to Older and Bolder, twenty four of your favorite
oldies by two of your mother favorite oldies.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
New Zuze.
Speaker 16 (33:14):
Well zuz raight up.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Get the pudding.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Party started with this one of a kind milijah musical
Mayhem Old Gold, Too Older and Bolder, rayfrom the General
do it all from classic love songs in the fifties
to booty shaking hits from the age when disco roll there.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
That's the way I like it. That's the way I
like it. That's the word I like it.
Speaker 16 (33:48):
That's the.
Speaker 15 (33:50):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Rayf in The General's Old Gold, Too Older and Bolder,
the party record of the year, Checking.
Speaker 16 (34:02):
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Speaker 3 (34:16):
Rayfer chicking at Old School on Old Gold too Older
and Bolder two CDs twelve ninety five, two cassettes Tenney
five two eight tracks six fifty available now it's your
favorite store and stores you don't like to?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Oh the morning, Big John's on.
Speaker 10 (35:09):
The radio building a John Boy and Bill.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
The Summertime album. Got to have you A lipless track?
Speaker 7 (35:14):
You like this one?
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Hit the bed box.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Search for keywords summertime.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
There's lipless morning there y'all, Wally Horning all.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
You wich ho, Hey, hold you and yacky? I hell
your favorite? I did jack you out?
Speaker 8 (35:30):
You hang on?
Speaker 6 (35:31):
You gonna want me? You won't worry. I want it.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I think you got well out hord time here again?
Well Havard season out all, I wouldn't it? Hell we
are tin hot? Does get hot in the summer?
Speaker 6 (35:46):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Lips you don't touch while talking, and the breeze kind
of cools we all.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
Right?
Speaker 6 (35:53):
I wrong?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
A what load my Havard yoking about summer time? But
summer time really right? The walls begin, the balls let
the falls? Where do sheep there's somewhere vacation.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Where does sheep spend their summer vacation in the Bahamas?
I am not like that somewhere cool called I can't
take a sweater off, can't take their sweater?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Where do sharks go on vacation? Where do sharks finland?
Speaker 16 (36:35):
Where?
Speaker 8 (36:36):
I had?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Hard works anywhere and won't anywhere?
Speaker 3 (36:41):
What do you get when you call her elephant with
What do you get when you cross an elephant with
a fish swimming trunks?
Speaker 8 (36:52):
I had?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I don't know what look out when it was a
canon wall in the womb? Oh there you go?
Speaker 6 (37:00):
All right, Okay, we're rolling over the.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Who's Irish and he's outside all summer long?
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Who's Irish and stays outside all summer long? Patty old furniture?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I had old skin cancer? Lukie skin cancer?
Speaker 11 (37:24):
Me.
Speaker 15 (37:26):
What's the saying to do if you lose your y'all
at the hunt had factory?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
The best thing to do if you lose your job
at the sun Tan lotion factory? Reapply every thirty minutes.
Speaker 15 (37:42):
I had take a good hard look at you, like
cause you probably could do life coach right right right?
Why couldn't the little kid get in to see the
new pirate?
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Mo co little kid get in to see the new
pirate new iate?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
It was?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I have no idea, that's it? Have I had it
shows who was woody? It shows too much booty? Why
does it woaing never take a cake?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Why does the mummy mummy never take a summer vacation? Well,
he's scared to unwind.
Speaker 16 (38:25):
He waited.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Why not because I had caught the day? Because he's.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Oh, I got a.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
What's the only time you go while it's red and
it's top when it hurts green?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
The only time you go while it's red and stop
when it turns green? When you're eating a watermelon?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
That summer time for I had? When you drunk? When
you're drunk?
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