July 21, 2025 • 49 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we get a rare peek behind the curtain on Jackie’s home-life… - and we see things we just can’t unsee.. - Moving on… - Who’s up for another Married Man Monday? - We are! - Drinking Buddy gets the bulk of our attention today.. - When an accidental rescue makes him into a public hero - he takes the whole team to Los Angeles, where they wind up on a TV gameshow.. - Cadbury went to Pamplona, Spain last week for the running of the bulls - we’ll see how that went.. - Drinking Buddy picks the venue for Married Man’s Birthday Party.. - then takes the team to a family reunion.. - and Marvin Webster launches a new segment called, “Job Talk”…
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
My reed man.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
My red man drives around in a minivan. Myemen has
no single life. Will let him do what a she says?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's up out.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Time he grew.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Well, there's a screw. Look you don't find the married man.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
As our story opens, College Buddy arrives at the Super
Team's top secret subterranean headquarters, otherwise known as married Man's Basement.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
A married man, it's me attention.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
This is a secure area or access. Please provide your
Super Team password.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Come on, man, open up.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
There is no admittance to this facility without your Superteam password.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
If you don't open this door right now, I'm gonna
put my superfoot right up.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Your superfast word accepted. You are clear to enter the facility.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Sorry about the superfoot thing. It's kind of cold out there.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Security is a crucial element of any good Super Team headquarters.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah no, Hey, happy birthday?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh thanks, old chum. Hey where's your date?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
No, look, not even close. I'm AGAINNA think all this
run around town and skin tight spandex might have something
to do with it.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Hi, College Bunny, can I fix their cocktail?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Hey Indigo girl, let me have a doors and water
you Flying Solo tonight too.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah. I was gonna bring my friend Gladith, but she
had to work late at the Bowling Alleys bomber.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Now, excuse me, there's a second guys. Hi, honey bunny,
how you feeling?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Really?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I'm sorry, sweetie. Have you got your bucket next to
the bed? That's good?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
What's wrong with honey bunny?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
She took married man to the Thiefood Buffet at Gilded
Correl for his birthday lunch. He thinks she ate the
bad clam strip.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well that's the only kind, they sir.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, and your wet washcloth is in that bowl on
the night's time. Now be sure to.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh yeah, sounds like bad clam strips to me.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Listen, sweetie, everybody's just getting here. I'll come up and
check on you in a few minutes. Okay, I love you.
That must be the fourth member of our little superhero quartet. Hey,
big guy, password accepted. You are clear to enter the facility.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Wait a minute, his secret password is Hey, big guy,
guess who?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Well, I wanted it to be easy for him to remember.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Hey, I missed anything. Just married Man's wife throwing up
on the intercom.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Happy birthday, big guy.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Can anybody get a drink right here.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Just certain people looked like I'm the official bar made tonight.
What'll you have?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Jin and ginger? Big girl, easy on the ginger, coming
right off? Hey, big guy, I hope you don't mind.
I invited my cousin VICKI to stop by when she
gets off work. Her old man throwd her out of
the apartment yesterday. She's staying with me till she gets
back on her feet. Hey, that might be her. Now
(03:14):
let me check the video monitor.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yikes, looks like she took out Honeybunnies new fountain in
the front yard.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Sorry about that, big guy, I'll buy you a new one.
Where'd you get a home depot? No Sam's Club?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Hey, is this a superhero party?
Speaker 6 (03:38):
With the open bar?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
You are cleared to enter the facility.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Hey, she doesn't even have a password?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
What second?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Super dudes?
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Haneywhin long?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Wow, she's really hammered.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I think it runs into family.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Come on in here, Vicky. Let's here's a married guy.
He's the birthday boy. Nice to meet you, Vicky Smell.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
It's funny in here. Is somebody sick or something?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
And that's old drup of drawers over.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hey, Vicky, I'm college buddy, you okay, I'm a whole
lot better.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
Okay, hot stuff stick around her ouse?
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Show ya and the.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Big girl back here is a big girl.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Nice to meet you, Vicky. Would you like a cup
of coffee or something?
Speaker 9 (04:24):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (04:25):
You don't like the biggest barthunder I've ever seen. I
bet you could make me drink a cup of coffee
or y'all wanted to crinchy. You're right Crinjaya.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Drinking buddy, Vicky seems a tad tipsy to me? Are
you sure she's okay? I don't worry about her, big
guy us. Let fers know how to hold our liquor.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yo, we kick this party up on nots.
Speaker 10 (04:52):
You love today.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I'm not really sure that's such a good Ideamber boy,
Could you excuse me for just a second, Hi, honey,
that noise? Well, one of our guests a little accident
parking their car. Yes, I'm afraid they did run into
the fountain. Don't worry, we'll get it fixed. So anyway,
(05:17):
are you feeling any never mind, I'll be up a
little soon to check Onny.
Speaker 11 (05:22):
Okay, y'all we need some better music.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Only be on Hot one oh.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
Four Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, Ronnie.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I think your cousin has had a little bit too
much fix.
Speaker 11 (05:44):
Come on, y'all, lady leat here know how to have
fun A big tartender girl.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, you're in dance with me?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Well, House of Pain is one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, that's it girl.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Oo do you think I'm pretty?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Actually you're a very attractive woman.
Speaker 12 (06:07):
Hey, you guys want to watch his make out?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I really don't think that's such a hold on, It
might be fun, big guy, What hey, it's not my sister,
she's my cousin. I ain't no freak other.
Speaker 12 (06:22):
Day brown le bron.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Bill, So good?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Have you got a bucket, handy?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Actually it's upstairs in the Sorry, big guy. I'll pay
to get your carpet clean too. Come on, Vicky, you
may need to.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Go home for you, okay, sweetie?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Hey you think I'm pretty? I'll drinking buddy be able
to get his cousin home safely? Will Stanley steam, I'll
be able to get puke stains out of white carpet
To find out, don't miss our next spinkter tightening adventure,
Same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
You'll find the married mine one of these married man.
All right, well that's like beating the blonde. Get hold
up on that stool, tat and get ready to think
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line. We'll
get a contestant and play next. There's a big show
(07:52):
on the radio. We rolling through you Monday. Appreciate you, you
rolling through with feature track with the Big Show bill
Box Marvin Webs. Job talk, job talk is the key
words at the Big Box. At the Big Show dot
com click out on their contest one while you're there.
If you can't get the we'll call you. Some of
you want to play? May that happen to like?
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Is Pete de blonde. Let's meet our contestants. Philip from Chattanooga, Tennessee.
Good morning, Philip, Philip, without you everybody? Are you head
out along? What you're doing there? Hey? Is all right? Philip? Well,
(08:37):
we're gonna ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree?
Two bells before, two buzzers and you win big Old
Bertie County Peanuts.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
All right, buddy, Right on, John, they're time calling. Thanks
for taking me.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
All right, Well here we go there, all right now?
Were ready? Alright, Tator American women over the age of
fifty five do something more than any other demographic, while
men between eighteen and twenty four do it the least.
What is it.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Well, if I know my fellow woman and I feel
that I do at least more than I do men
eighteen to twenty four, the answer is to.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Shop, shop, is what she says. Phil shop more. Women
over the age of fifty five shop more.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I say, yeah, I agree to that.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You'll agree to That does sound right? Doesn't It.
Speaker 13 (09:32):
Sounds a lot?
Speaker 14 (09:33):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Uh? No, it's watch TV, watch TV. Yeah, our right. Oh,
there is one buzzer. Okay, let's see what you can
do here. Don't let Tater gorge into that. Now she's
been on a roll this week. I'm a gorger. Well, Tay,
what percentage of grocery store coupons are actually redeemed? I'm
(09:59):
gonna give you some choice because this is out there, Okay?
Is it less than one percent? Two percent? Are more
than ten percent?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Speaking about there, I know there's generations out there who
have never seen a coupone, So I'm going to factor
that into my arm my math. Can you carry the
one less than one percent?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Less than one percent? Philip agree or disagree? Disagree, and
now is the thing to do. Yeah, you were close
two percent? Only two percent use the and I get
behind that woman every time in.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Or are using coupons on beer everything.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Coupons. Well, we got a full count right here. Let's
see what happens, Tater. Is an airplane flies higher, will
it use more fuel or less? Flying?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Flying?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Flying?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
You don't ask a world traveler about fuel. You ask
him about flight, dining, the meals, the snacks, the drinks.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Come on, watch it, Randy.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Oh gosh, you go high to save fuel. So I
am going to say less less is my final answer.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Less fuel as the airplane goes higher. Philip, agree or disagree?
I agree? Say to me or world traveling came in
handy and Philip, and work for you, buddy. You're gonna
love these Bertie County peanuts. We'll get him to you
(11:34):
over your pad and Chattanooga right on.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
We'll get you next time.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
By the man the hour, top of your news. Now
for my listeners, there's a long time listener. It'd be
nice to hear Rayford's voice again. That's why we bring
him back regular way good morning, to make sure it's
(12:29):
on the radio. Let's go down a range studio on
the left side of the hallway. It says, at a
time when politicians from the right are coming out four
square for clean living, why doesn't the other side counter?
Why getting into the sinn business? Ravers here to explain
what he means by that.
Speaker 15 (12:47):
According to The Wall Street Journal, the Japanese government is
moving toward opening the country to casino gambling for the
first time, driven by American gambling interest, the success of
other Asian casino centers, and a search for new growth
industries to end a long economic slump. In a rare
sign of cooperation amid that country's fractious politics, a group
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of one hundred and fifty lawmakers from the ruling party
and five opposition parties have embraced legislation that could begin
the process of legalizing gambling within two years. Casino gambling
would help promote tourism, encourage business, create jobs, and boost
local development, they say. Estimates of potential revenues for Japanese
(13:31):
casino industry range from ten billion dollars to forty four billion.
Even the low end would make Japan a more lucrative
market than Las Vegas. Sure sure, the United States and
the various states get lots of money in what are
called sin taxes, like tobacco and alcohol. In these days,
we might even consider gasoline taxes as sin taxes. Just
(13:53):
think of the other sins they could tax that would
really give thee holier than thou candidates something to raise against.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Robert E.
Speaker 15 (14:01):
Rafer, John Boyd and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Good morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio coming
up in minutes. Continue with our married Man Monday Drinking
Body Reunion, What our faves married Man's cast of Outcasts,
And right now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 13 (14:50):
Well well Well, those of us who are starting to
get on in years are concerned with our health more
and more these days. Disastrous changes in healthcare costs and
coverage are prompting people to try and take better care
of themselves. And on that front, there's an amazing discovery
making headlines across the globe, a medical breakthrough that turns
(15:15):
an average, everyday occurrence into a preventative health miracle. Brace yourself.
According to a study, farts are good for you. Yeah
I knew that.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Go over bigger this room.
Speaker 13 (15:33):
That's right, the fart, the barking spider, the slacks cackle
the air breaks, the fanny fog, the moon yodel, the
beer echo, the bean sneeze, the cushion creeper, the cheese toast,
the taco torpedo, or the old Uncle Monty. Call it
(15:59):
what you will. Researchers at Exeter University in England are
alleging that your garden variety stink whistles can fight a
number of deadly diseases. You see when you have you
got a man, of course. You see when you crack
a rat. Your body releases a small amount of hydrogen sulfide.
(16:20):
In small doses, the health benefits are profound. In large doses,
it leads to divorce. But the inhalation of brown growlers
is good for you and those around you. The hard
part is getting other people to appreciate it. Shut up Tata. Sadly,
(16:43):
for the squeamish, this scientific revelation is an ironclad get
out of jail free card. For those with windy nether regions.
Your gassy assi is no longer a public nuisance. It's
now a bona fide public service, a license to poot.
In fact, it's something you can brag about. It adds
(17:05):
a whole new meaning to the phrase tooting your own horn.
I will say that it's going to be difficult for
people to, how shall I say it, take their medicine.
It's not an urban myth that every skunk loves his
own stink. They're just not crazy about anyone else's admit it.
(17:28):
Every single person listening to the sound of my voice has,
at one time or another busted a grumpy and was
instantly identified as the perpetrator. Why because you stood there
with a stupid smile on your face, breathing deeply like
you were passing a fancy bakery. Meanwhile everyone else in
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the room scrambled for safety. It's ironic, isn't it That
all these years, as you sat in carpool or the
movie theater or the doctor's office and smiled with smug
satisfaction as those around you gagged and coughed, you are
actually doing them a favor. Sort of takes the fun
out of it. No pun intended, but it kind of stinks. Yes,
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what was once considered rude, childish, and uncouth is now
the greatest thing next to pickled pigs feet. So when
your spouse complains that the sofa smells like rotten eggs
and dirty feet. You don't have to hang your head
in shame. You can remind her, with tears in your
eyes that you're not doing it to them, You're doing.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
It for them.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You're welcome now.
Speaker 13 (18:39):
When you're in church and side cheek sneak happens, you're
not just sitting in your own pew. You're healing the sick.
You're welcome when you're at the movies and that rancid
popcorn and you ate finally hits the ventilator button. You
just saved that poor couple in front of you from
(19:00):
having to sit through the last three hours of that
stupid Quentin Tarantino movie, and you help cure their sinus infection.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
You're welcome.
Speaker 13 (19:10):
When your wife cooks her eggplant surprise for your sick
neighbor and you just happened to launch a booty balloon
and put her off a meal. You spared her indigestion
and also helped devend off her scabies. You're welcome. So
stop blaming the dog. Hold your head high, proudly take
credit for those glorious stinkers. You're not cutting the cheese.
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You're saving the world.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
A lot better about myself.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Good more than everybody more Big Show to come.
Speaker 9 (19:50):
Hang where you are, yo, what's up?
Speaker 16 (19:54):
This is ike and for all a far while while
you need on all things red Nick, Just check out
my two favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right here
on the Big Show. I listened to something else my
own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn broke off the.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
Knob in the Cadillac. Never mind, heats out.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Good morning. It's a big Shawn the radio special song
made just for the Big Show, for fames of all time,
Robert Earl Kens, don't go to the John one billion
Facebook page and look at a young Robert Earl and
young John Boy. I know I do daily. I'll live
great bing bang boom.
Speaker 17 (21:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Glad we met him back in the days.
Speaker 15 (21:18):
Remember the close time?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
All right, now, don't let me reminisce right now over
the bumper bad mutes. Yeah yeah, that's coming up in minutes.
We're all sing along, all right.
Speaker 18 (21:28):
But right now, Hi do married man, my readman, My
ried man drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
God, my wife and some kids. His whole life's on
the skids. There goes the married man.
Speaker 10 (21:53):
House.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
He feeld Listen, dude, this part guy's.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Really screaming, hanging on by a three cord of milk,
loaf of bread. Hey, there there goes the married man,
got a big gas grew, buys his clothes up the gap,
and he's just about had enough for this carr married man,
(22:18):
many man, friendly neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
My fend has nothing life or.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Let him do what the she says, it's about time
he grew. Well, well there's a screw up.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
You'll find the married man.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
As our story opens, married man and his crime fighting
colleagues are aboard the minivan after an eventful visit to
the Brushywood Nuclear Station.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Move over, Ledford, you're hog in a seat. You know
you could ask nice old dropper jars.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
There ain't much on people skills, is it?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
You get that right?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Hold it down just for a second, guys. Hello, Hi,
honey bunny. Yes, I know. I said i'd be home soon.
But we hit a little snag at the nuclear plant
while we were trying to give ourselves superpowers. Well remember
how we zapped drinking buddy with radiation and he turned
into this giant, hulking monster. Well we zapped him again
and he split into two identical twins. We're kind of
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trying to get him put back together right now?
Speaker 9 (23:18):
What?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Yes, both of them are big drinkers. Yes, I know
you're making karaioki pot rose for dinner. With any luck
at all, I'll be home in one hour or so. Okay, honey, buye.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Hey, big guy, did it hurt?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Did what hurt? When your wife stuck it ring in
your nose?
Speaker 9 (23:36):
To go?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
And big guy, so where are we going? Anyway?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
To see a friend of mine over at the college.
If anybody can figure out how to put Humpty and
Dumpty back together again, it's him. Hey, big guy, sure
would be nice to stop out somewheres for a COCKTAILO
what you think, big guy?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Hey's not the lack.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
There's only two of him, but he's three times as annoying.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
More months later that has functional super quartet arrive at
the destination.
Speaker 17 (24:08):
Oh well, well, married man, nice to see you, yo,
Come on in the lag.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Oh the old friend sherman klump. This is my crime
fighting sidekick college buddy. This is our new associate drinking buddy.
And so is this evening professor?
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Was that doc going? Big guy?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
We really appreciate you meeting us like this.
Speaker 17 (24:27):
Oh, no problem, family, and I would just hit it
out to the cafeteria when.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
You call your families here, yep, folks.
Speaker 17 (24:33):
I'd like you to meet Central Cities number one superhero
married man. Oh this is just fair ber loss a
good love celebrity.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Married man, married man, merrit man. Look who you got
with it?
Speaker 17 (24:44):
It's the before and before twin Hut your.
Speaker 19 (24:47):
Mouth that's gonna tag along My blood sugar gonna get
messed up if I don't have something to eat.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Party stom woman.
Speaker 19 (24:54):
Many got time to hear about all your little eggs
and pain. Better back up out of my face. Yeah,
cletus wid las Nick down on you.
Speaker 17 (25:01):
Well, bring on the noise, bring on the funk, mama,
cletus please.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Uh so, professor, what's your take on our little situation here.
Speaker 17 (25:09):
Well, according to some research I've done on the subject,
it's theoretically possible to recombine your twin friends here into
a single entity. In fact, I've developed a special experimental
procedure that'll do just that. First that each of you
needs take a drink of this special formula I'll just
poured in these test tubes here.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Hey, big guy, I got a shot glass in my mentality, ben, Hey,
It's a small world, ain't it.
Speaker 19 (25:33):
I heard that?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay, okay, you're just alike.
Speaker 17 (25:36):
We got it now here you go phillis now and
drink that down.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Who as my strong begun. Its kind of like turpentine
and he would know.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Okay, now what.
Speaker 17 (25:53):
Well, the formulas temporarily destabilize your friend's molecular structure.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
You kidding, He's been to stabilized sence A eight seventies.
Speaker 17 (26:01):
Now, I want you gentlemen, to stand at opposite sides
of the room and to run toward each other as
fast as you can.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Well, assuming that they're actually capable of pulling that off.
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 17 (26:11):
Well, you see, when they collide, the impact should drive
the unstable molecules back together, turning the twins back into
a single entity.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Sounds good to me. Okay, drinking buddies on your marks,
get set go Red Rover, Red Rover, send me right
over by drinking buddies larch toward each other and collide
with a resounding impact. Great, Caesar's goat, they're back together.
(26:39):
You know, all that running made me kind of thirsty,
hate play doc. You guys ain't drink around here. It
worked he's back to his old self. Sherman, you're a genius.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, we got our drunk back that ought to win
him the Nobel prize.
Speaker 19 (26:54):
Y'all ain't gotta run right off, now, do you. I
kind of like to get to know your little better
than Superman.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
That's married man.
Speaker 19 (27:04):
Oh, look at them tight. I've got a nice zique
one older fella. Hey, any chance of y'all zapping this
one hit too? I wouldn't mind running off three or
four copies of he don't get running out?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
No offense, man, but you're creeping me out.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
And solved.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
They drinking buddies are reunited again. We'll leave it to
you whether or not that's a good thing you and
again next time, when we'll hear Granny say, if you
go out, grank for all my tremonial marbles, don't mess
our next spin t tightening adventure, Same married time, same
married channel.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
There's a school, looks you'll find the married nine. Good morning,
got the Big sho on the radio, Hang onver, the
title track of What I Really Mean? Robert Earl Keenes
albums and a special song made just for us, Just
take Me Death. Glad we found that again. See I
(28:05):
do have some wonderful things in my pou. Speaking of that, though,
don't pay attention to the spot on the T shirt
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It's clean by Bleach, so it's very clean.
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Fially mean I wear shoe here. We were down on
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my name on the Marquee, and you should have seen.
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The crab drew in leg What I I mean, I wear.
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Shoe A heare.
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Sending you this postcard, tell you that I'm fine and
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Broke down in Kentucky Richmond, they with snow joined John
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I wish you were here?
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The Sydney is a sportscard to tell you that I
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leave my mind. Tonight we're in the city. It's like Disneyland.
But I'm sick and tired.
Speaker 14 (31:20):
And I can't wait and get back home again. And
I have this dream you ain't waiting, man, What I
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She were here.
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What I really mean, I wish you were here.
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Right, made a bunch of people happy.
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call you somebody. Want to play a lot of y'all
got somebody you would love to play on worthy word?
We can make that happen. Think we're gonna do it
right now. I'm myself some explaining to do here, Jackie,
let's do it, and everybody's head about the bad That
a wordy word and a worthy word. Okay, so what
I got? Confuse me? We got ex spouses playing each
(33:38):
other was at the deal. We'll look at y'all getting along.
It's this Wesley from Faulkner, Mississippi and Jenny from New Albany, Mississippi.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Battle of the Road.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
We hey, Jenny, how you good? All right?
Speaker 17 (33:57):
So?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Uh, I don't get we really need to know the story.
But y'all, so you were you married to each other? Were? Okay?
So no, you're and you're not married now to each
other to each other, but obviously you still get along
unless you just hate each other enough to want to
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beat each other. A wordy work. It's a strong bird
as me. You're well good, all right? So it'll be
the boys against the girls in word John Boy Wesley,
(34:39):
Tater and Jenny and baby items in our word tablet.
Did y'all make a little one or two while you
were together? Too? All right?
Speaker 5 (34:53):
I hope this doesn't trigger anything?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
All right? Did what you any? You and tayor relix.
Let's see what me and Wesley can do for the
first thirty seconds. All right, you ready, Wes, I'm ready?
All right? Baby words right, words do with baby items?
Baby items? Okay? Well, but whether they always start hard? No,
(35:21):
it's okay, I mean it's not really.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Go ahead, pulled off ahead, I agree?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
All right, okay, I will tell you what that was,
and maybe you'll say, sippy cup? Would would you all
got sippy cup? Well, a baby drinks out of this?
Speaker 9 (35:41):
What I am?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I'm just curious for you know, down the line. I mean,
what would that mean? Jenny? What about you? What a
baby drinks from?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Probably probably would have gotten that?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Okay, all right, all right? What abouck up there?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Listen?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
All right, here we go, all right, all right, here
will go, Wes. Start the clock. Now. This is where
the baby sits uh up up to eat?
Speaker 10 (36:08):
To eat?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
To eat? Oh so not yeah, okay?
Speaker 10 (36:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
And this is where they ride in your vehicle and
they coarsely uh huh. You go back and forth with
the baby in your arms while you're nursing. What what
what comes? Yes? No, no, no, baby, you're you're right,
you said in it and and you rock. But it's
called what oh god? Alright wait put a only two
(36:39):
all right too on the board. All right, I'm ready
sip and come back, all right, Jenny and Tater for
your round one. Get up on that last one, yeah,
begging up on the last one, and then go.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
Yeah you might when it's fussy, you might sit in
this and what is it called?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
No? No, no that rocky? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (37:02):
Yeah, go girl?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
This is okay.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
When they learned to crawl and then they learned to
do this, and you put them in this little thing
and they yeah, you this is what happens when they
drink too much.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
They do this. It just comes up. Uhh uh uh.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
This is what you shop with. You put them in
one of these and you push them around to shop. Yeah,
and this is oh okay, there's a picture.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
This is uh.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
It hangs over their crib and uh it uh it evolves.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
He's good man, How long has this starty side? We've
had some work done on our boots. Five on the board. Yeah,
Jenny would have got sipping cup. Man, she's knocking all
of them out. Okay, I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Point anything out in this relationship, but I think.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Why y'all split up? Maybe you should have a little
bit more to do with those kids. All right, I'll
getting on about rocking chair. All right, there's five to
two after round one. Come on, Wesley, we can do
a zipping cup again. Hand may that. I'm gonna tear
it up, Wesley. Okay, here we go, buddy, brand new
(38:21):
word start, brand new words. Start the clock.
Speaker 9 (38:28):
Now.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
This is named after the little thing you rub it
on you. It's Johnson's blank blank yeah, uh huh, all right,
this is what they you put them in and push
them back and forth on the playground. Yeah, it's a swing,
and but it's a blank swing for the little one.
What do you call it?
Speaker 11 (38:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Another just a word of the small that's so stupid.
I forget it.
Speaker 9 (38:56):
I don't know, I know.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Baby swing. What in the world it's a swing?
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I got that right. Jenny wins five to three, and
I don't feel good about it at all.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
A baby swing?
Speaker 5 (39:13):
Is that different than a regular swing in the blabor?
You would you would define that for mister jam Bay please,
you may want have set your baby on one of
those regular sweens, but I don't think the baby stay on.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
It long rubs it in baby swing swing, because you
know they can't sit up and stuff. So you know,
is it actual a swing?
Speaker 15 (39:38):
Name?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Baby?
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Yes, it's called a baby swing.
Speaker 10 (39:41):
Tells me Eve Asley was the one taking care of
the kids.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Are y'all still together? Grown up? I'm concentrating on my grandkids.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
We'll put him in a baby swing when he was little.
Speaker 21 (39:57):
Did you do that?
Speaker 15 (40:00):
All right?
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Dog?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Got it well anyway. Jenny wins in the Battle of
the expouses. Wesley, you can play again anytime, and Jack
you make West I want to play with Westle again.
I feel like we could do better than that. I
don't think I'll do all right, y'all, y'all have a
great day. Jenny, you hang over your prize pack, baby,
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and you don't have to share. Good Morning, Got the
Big should the radio. It was Wesley's idea to play.
Speaker 21 (40:34):
To win.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
That's what it usually works out for us all. Then
let's move on here bit request time Ricky Cook from
a Rocky Mount for genius as dub was my favorite.
Then Rayford, if you don't play one of dubs, please
got the play house for you, Ricky coming up. Good Morning,
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Speaker 22 (41:30):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, Dub
goes back to school. As our story opens, Dub arrives
at Brushywood Elementary School with his granddaughter, Missy.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
This is where I sent grandpa. Thanks for coming to
class with me today.
Speaker 21 (41:49):
Glad to do it, sweetie. Say is that your teacher?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yes, that's miss Craptree.
Speaker 21 (41:54):
She's a real cutie. You know, teachers don't look like
that when I was in school. I was about ten
years younger. I might have to take out after her, Grandpa.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Would you do me a big favor. Please don't start
hitting on my teacher.
Speaker 21 (42:10):
No way, sweetie. I promised to be good.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
I feel better.
Speaker 12 (42:14):
Good morning, boys and girls. First of all, we want
to welcome our special guests that are here for Grandparents' Day.
We thank you all for coming and we hope you
enjoy your visit.
Speaker 21 (42:25):
Uh, thank you for having us. Excuse me, I said
thank you for having us. My name is doub Well.
Speaker 12 (42:33):
It's very nice to meet you. Doub Okay, class today
we're going to talk about using the right word when
we're speaking to someone. It's very important to Yes, Dub,
did you have a question?
Speaker 21 (42:48):
Can I borrow a pencil? A pencil?
Speaker 12 (42:52):
Well, I believe I have one right here, Scooter, Would
you pass that pencil to mister Dub.
Speaker 21 (42:58):
Thank you, ma'am, Grandpa, you promised. All I did was
ask her for pencil.
Speaker 12 (43:14):
All right, now, using the right word. If you want
to be clearly understood, you have to pick the right
word to describe. Yes, Dub, you have another question.
Speaker 21 (43:27):
Anybody got a sheet of paper? I can bar, sir.
Speaker 12 (43:32):
The grandparents don't actually have to do any of the
class work. You just are supposed to sit and observe.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Oh, pardon me, now, where were we?
Speaker 9 (43:43):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (43:43):
Yes, using the right word today, Let's talk about the
word tragedy. Can anyone describe a situation that would be
a tragedy?
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Yes, Scooter, Yeah, save me and my brother were playing
baseball and he hit the ball and it knocked one
of my teeth. That would be a tragedy.
Speaker 12 (44:02):
Well, not exactly, Scooter. That sounds more like an accident.
Anyone else, Yes, Travis.
Speaker 23 (44:10):
Okay, it'd be like if you bought like a really
cool game for like your sony PlayStation and junk and
you know you're like, you know you're going to be
like taking it over to a friend's house, you know,
and all the way you like dropped it into like
the storm drain and jug that.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Now, now that would be like a tragedy.
Speaker 12 (44:29):
Well, Travis, that wouldn't really be a tragedy either. That
would be what we might call a great loss.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Man, I'd like stupid. He's like bummer man.
Speaker 12 (44:46):
All right, does anyone else want to give it a shot?
Anyone at all? Okay, how about some of our special guests.
Would any of you grandparents like to describe a tragedy
for us? Yes, mister Doug.
Speaker 21 (45:00):
And he'lly Clinton got on the airplane a lot after
it took off, it blew into a Madigan pieces that
that would be a tragedy.
Speaker 12 (45:09):
Very good, mister dubb Could you explain to the class
exactly why it would be a tragedy?
Speaker 21 (45:17):
Well, because it probably wouldn't be an accident. It sure
wouldn't be a great heloss.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boyn Bully Playhouse. Tune in
again next time when we'll hear mister Dubbs.
Speaker 21 (45:39):
Say, well, missus crabtree, I guess you'll have to make
me stay after school.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Huh, I don't get it. He's an like it wouldn't
be an accident like he blew him up and stuff.
Speaker 9 (45:54):
So this is.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
As if erth to dub Good Morning, Big shows on
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My red man drives around in a minivan. Myemen has
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As our story opens, College Buddy arrives at the Super
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A married man, it's me attention.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
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Super Team password.
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Come on, man, open up.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
There is no admittance to this facility without your Superteam password.
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If you don't open this door right now, I'm gonna
put my superfoot right up.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Your superfast word accepted. You are clear to enter the facility.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Sorry about the superfoot thing. It's kind of cold out there.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Security is a crucial element of any good Super Team headquarters.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah no, Hey, happy birthday?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh thanks, old chum. Hey where's your date?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
No, look, not even close. I'm AGAINNA think all this
run around town and skin tight spandex might have something
to do with it.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Hi, College Bunny, can I fix their cocktail?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Hey Indigo girl, let me have a doors and water
you Flying Solo tonight too.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah. I was gonna bring my friend Gladith, but she
had to work late at the Bowling Alleys bomber.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Now, excuse me, there's a second guys. Hi, honey bunny,
how you feeling?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Really?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I'm sorry, sweetie. Have you got your bucket next to
the bed? That's good?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
What's wrong with honey bunny?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
She took married man to the Thiefood Buffet at Gilded
Correl for his birthday lunch. He thinks she ate the
bad clam strip.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well that's the only kind, they sir.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, and your wet washcloth is in that bowl on
the night's time. Now be sure to.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh yeah, sounds like bad clam strips to me.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Listen, sweetie, everybody's just getting here. I'll come up and
check on you in a few minutes. Okay, I love you.
That must be the fourth member of our little superhero quartet. Hey,
big guy, password accepted. You are clear to enter the facility.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Wait a minute, his secret password is Hey, big guy,
guess who?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Well, I wanted it to be easy for him to remember.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Hey, I missed anything. Just married Man's wife throwing up
on the intercom.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Happy birthday, big guy.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Can anybody get a drink right here.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Just certain people looked like I'm the official bar made tonight.
What'll you have?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Jin and ginger? Big girl, easy on the ginger, coming
right off? Hey, big guy, I hope you don't mind.
I invited my cousin VICKI to stop by when she
gets off work. Her old man throwd her out of
the apartment yesterday. She's staying with me till she gets
back on her feet. Hey, that might be her. Now
(03:14):
let me check the video monitor.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yikes, looks like she took out Honeybunnies new fountain in
the front yard.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Sorry about that, big guy, I'll buy you a new one.
Where'd you get a home depot? No Sam's Club?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Hey, is this a superhero party?
Speaker 6 (03:38):
With the open bar?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
You are cleared to enter the facility.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Hey, she doesn't even have a password?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
What second?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Super dudes?
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Haneywhin long?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Wow, she's really hammered.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I think it runs into family.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Come on in here, Vicky. Let's here's a married guy.
He's the birthday boy. Nice to meet you, Vicky Smell.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
It's funny in here. Is somebody sick or something?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
And that's old drup of drawers over.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hey, Vicky, I'm college buddy, you okay, I'm a whole
lot better.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
Okay, hot stuff stick around her ouse?
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Show ya and the.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Big girl back here is a big girl.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Nice to meet you, Vicky. Would you like a cup
of coffee or something?
Speaker 9 (04:24):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (04:25):
You don't like the biggest barthunder I've ever seen. I
bet you could make me drink a cup of coffee
or y'all wanted to crinchy. You're right Crinjaya.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Drinking buddy, Vicky seems a tad tipsy to me? Are
you sure she's okay? I don't worry about her, big
guy us. Let fers know how to hold our liquor.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yo, we kick this party up on nots.
Speaker 10 (04:52):
You love today.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I'm not really sure that's such a good Ideamber boy,
Could you excuse me for just a second, Hi, honey,
that noise? Well, one of our guests a little accident
parking their car. Yes, I'm afraid they did run into
the fountain. Don't worry, we'll get it fixed. So anyway,
(05:17):
are you feeling any never mind, I'll be up a
little soon to check Onny.
Speaker 11 (05:22):
Okay, y'all we need some better music.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Only be on Hot one oh.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
Four Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, Ronnie.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I think your cousin has had a little bit too
much fix.
Speaker 11 (05:44):
Come on, y'all, lady leat here know how to have
fun A big tartender girl.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, you're in dance with me?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Well, House of Pain is one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, that's it girl.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Oo do you think I'm pretty?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Actually you're a very attractive woman.
Speaker 12 (06:07):
Hey, you guys want to watch his make out?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I really don't think that's such a hold on, It
might be fun, big guy, What hey, it's not my sister,
she's my cousin. I ain't no freak other.
Speaker 12 (06:22):
Day brown le bron.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Bill, So good?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Have you got a bucket, handy?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Actually it's upstairs in the Sorry, big guy. I'll pay
to get your carpet clean too. Come on, Vicky, you
may need to.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
Go home for you, okay, sweetie?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Hey you think I'm pretty? I'll drinking buddy be able
to get his cousin home safely? Will Stanley steam, I'll
be able to get puke stains out of white carpet
To find out, don't miss our next spinkter tightening adventure,
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Were ready? Alright, Tator American women over the age of
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Shop, shop, is what she says. Phil shop more. Women
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Speaker 4 (09:25):
I say, yeah, I agree to that.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You'll agree to That does sound right? Doesn't It.
Speaker 13 (09:32):
Sounds a lot?
Speaker 14 (09:33):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Uh? No, it's watch TV, watch TV. Yeah, our right. Oh,
there is one buzzer. Okay, let's see what you can
do here. Don't let Tater gorge into that. Now she's
been on a roll this week. I'm a gorger. Well, Tay,
what percentage of grocery store coupons are actually redeemed? I'm
(09:59):
gonna give you some choice because this is out there, Okay?
Is it less than one percent? Two percent? Are more
than ten percent?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Speaking about there, I know there's generations out there who
have never seen a coupone, So I'm going to factor
that into my arm my math. Can you carry the
one less than one percent?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Less than one percent? Philip agree or disagree? Disagree, and
now is the thing to do. Yeah, you were close
two percent? Only two percent use the and I get
behind that woman every time in.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Or are using coupons on beer everything.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Coupons. Well, we got a full count right here. Let's
see what happens, Tater. Is an airplane flies higher, will
it use more fuel or less? Flying?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Flying?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Flying?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
You don't ask a world traveler about fuel. You ask
him about flight, dining, the meals, the snacks, the drinks.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Come on, watch it, Randy.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Oh gosh, you go high to save fuel. So I
am going to say less less is my final answer.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Less fuel as the airplane goes higher. Philip, agree or disagree?
I agree? Say to me or world traveling came in
handy and Philip, and work for you, buddy. You're gonna
love these Bertie County peanuts. We'll get him to you
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over your pad and Chattanooga right on.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
We'll get you next time.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
By the man the hour, top of your news. Now
for my listeners, there's a long time listener. It'd be
nice to hear Rayford's voice again. That's why we bring
him back regular way good morning, to make sure it's
(12:29):
on the radio. Let's go down a range studio on
the left side of the hallway. It says, at a
time when politicians from the right are coming out four
square for clean living, why doesn't the other side counter?
Why getting into the sinn business? Ravers here to explain
what he means by that.
Speaker 15 (12:47):
According to The Wall Street Journal, the Japanese government is
moving toward opening the country to casino gambling for the
first time, driven by American gambling interest, the success of
other Asian casino centers, and a search for new growth
industries to end a long economic slump. In a rare
sign of cooperation amid that country's fractious politics, a group
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of one hundred and fifty lawmakers from the ruling party
and five opposition parties have embraced legislation that could begin
the process of legalizing gambling within two years. Casino gambling
would help promote tourism, encourage business, create jobs, and boost
local development, they say. Estimates of potential revenues for Japanese
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casino industry range from ten billion dollars to forty four billion.
Even the low end would make Japan a more lucrative
market than Las Vegas. Sure sure, the United States and
the various states get lots of money in what are
called sin taxes, like tobacco and alcohol. In these days,
we might even consider gasoline taxes as sin taxes. Just
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think of the other sins they could tax that would
really give thee holier than thou candidates something to raise against.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Robert E.
Speaker 15 (14:01):
Rafer, John Boyd and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Good morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio coming
up in minutes. Continue with our married Man Monday Drinking
Body Reunion, What our faves married Man's cast of Outcasts,
And right now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 13 (14:50):
Well well Well, those of us who are starting to
get on in years are concerned with our health more
and more these days. Disastrous changes in healthcare costs and
coverage are prompting people to try and take better care
of themselves. And on that front, there's an amazing discovery
making headlines across the globe, a medical breakthrough that turns
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an average, everyday occurrence into a preventative health miracle. Brace yourself.
According to a study, farts are good for you. Yeah
I knew that.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Go over bigger this room.
Speaker 13 (15:33):
That's right, the fart, the barking spider, the slacks cackle
the air breaks, the fanny fog, the moon yodel, the
beer echo, the bean sneeze, the cushion creeper, the cheese toast,
the taco torpedo, or the old Uncle Monty. Call it
(15:59):
what you will. Researchers at Exeter University in England are
alleging that your garden variety stink whistles can fight a
number of deadly diseases. You see when you have you
got a man, of course. You see when you crack
a rat. Your body releases a small amount of hydrogen sulfide.
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In small doses, the health benefits are profound. In large doses,
it leads to divorce. But the inhalation of brown growlers
is good for you and those around you. The hard
part is getting other people to appreciate it. Shut up Tata. Sadly,
(16:43):
for the squeamish, this scientific revelation is an ironclad get
out of jail free card. For those with windy nether regions.
Your gassy assi is no longer a public nuisance. It's
now a bona fide public service, a license to poot.
In fact, it's something you can brag about. It adds
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a whole new meaning to the phrase tooting your own horn.
I will say that it's going to be difficult for
people to, how shall I say it, take their medicine.
It's not an urban myth that every skunk loves his
own stink. They're just not crazy about anyone else's admit it.
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Every single person listening to the sound of my voice has,
at one time or another busted a grumpy and was
instantly identified as the perpetrator. Why because you stood there
with a stupid smile on your face, breathing deeply like
you were passing a fancy bakery. Meanwhile everyone else in
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the room scrambled for safety. It's ironic, isn't it That
all these years, as you sat in carpool or the
movie theater or the doctor's office and smiled with smug
satisfaction as those around you gagged and coughed, you are
actually doing them a favor. Sort of takes the fun
out of it. No pun intended, but it kind of stinks. Yes,
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what was once considered rude, childish, and uncouth is now
the greatest thing next to pickled pigs feet. So when
your spouse complains that the sofa smells like rotten eggs
and dirty feet. You don't have to hang your head
in shame. You can remind her, with tears in your
eyes that you're not doing it to them, You're doing.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
It for them.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You're welcome now.
Speaker 13 (18:39):
When you're in church and side cheek sneak happens, you're
not just sitting in your own pew. You're healing the sick.
You're welcome when you're at the movies and that rancid
popcorn and you ate finally hits the ventilator button. You
just saved that poor couple in front of you from
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having to sit through the last three hours of that
stupid Quentin Tarantino movie, and you help cure their sinus infection.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
You're welcome.
Speaker 13 (19:10):
When your wife cooks her eggplant surprise for your sick
neighbor and you just happened to launch a booty balloon
and put her off a meal. You spared her indigestion
and also helped devend off her scabies. You're welcome. So
stop blaming the dog. Hold your head high, proudly take
credit for those glorious stinkers. You're not cutting the cheese.
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You're saving the world.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
A lot better about myself.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Good more than everybody more Big Show to come.
Speaker 9 (19:50):
Hang where you are, yo, what's up?
Speaker 16 (19:54):
This is ike and for all a far while while
you need on all things red Nick, Just check out
my two favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right here
on the Big Show. I listened to something else my
own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn broke off the.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
Knob in the Cadillac. Never mind, heats out.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Good morning. It's a big Shawn the radio special song
made just for the Big Show, for fames of all time,
Robert Earl Kens, don't go to the John one billion
Facebook page and look at a young Robert Earl and
young John Boy. I know I do daily. I'll live
great bing bang boom.
Speaker 17 (21:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Glad we met him back in the days.
Speaker 15 (21:18):
Remember the close time?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
All right, now, don't let me reminisce right now over
the bumper bad mutes. Yeah yeah, that's coming up in minutes.
We're all sing along, all right.
Speaker 18 (21:28):
But right now, Hi do married man, my readman, My
ried man drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
God, my wife and some kids. His whole life's on
the skids. There goes the married man.
Speaker 10 (21:53):
House.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
He feeld Listen, dude, this part guy's.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Really screaming, hanging on by a three cord of milk,
loaf of bread. Hey, there there goes the married man,
got a big gas grew, buys his clothes up the gap,
and he's just about had enough for this carr married man,
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many man, friendly neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
My fend has nothing life or.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Let him do what the she says, it's about time
he grew. Well, well there's a screw up.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
You'll find the married man.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
As our story opens, married man and his crime fighting
colleagues are aboard the minivan after an eventful visit to
the Brushywood Nuclear Station.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Move over, Ledford, you're hog in a seat. You know
you could ask nice old dropper jars.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
There ain't much on people skills, is it?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
You get that right?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Hold it down just for a second, guys. Hello, Hi,
honey bunny. Yes, I know. I said i'd be home soon.
But we hit a little snag at the nuclear plant
while we were trying to give ourselves superpowers. Well remember
how we zapped drinking buddy with radiation and he turned
into this giant, hulking monster. Well we zapped him again
and he split into two identical twins. We're kind of
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trying to get him put back together right now?
Speaker 9 (23:18):
What?
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Yes, both of them are big drinkers. Yes, I know
you're making karaioki pot rose for dinner. With any luck
at all, I'll be home in one hour or so. Okay, honey, buye.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Hey, big guy, did it hurt?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Did what hurt? When your wife stuck it ring in
your nose?
Speaker 9 (23:36):
To go?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
And big guy, so where are we going? Anyway?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
To see a friend of mine over at the college.
If anybody can figure out how to put Humpty and
Dumpty back together again, it's him. Hey, big guy, sure
would be nice to stop out somewheres for a COCKTAILO
what you think, big guy?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Hey's not the lack.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
There's only two of him, but he's three times as annoying.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
More months later that has functional super quartet arrive at
the destination.
Speaker 17 (24:08):
Oh well, well, married man, nice to see you, yo,
Come on in the lag.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Oh the old friend sherman klump. This is my crime
fighting sidekick college buddy. This is our new associate drinking buddy.
And so is this evening professor?
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Was that doc going? Big guy?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
We really appreciate you meeting us like this.
Speaker 17 (24:27):
Oh, no problem, family, and I would just hit it
out to the cafeteria when.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
You call your families here, yep, folks.
Speaker 17 (24:33):
I'd like you to meet Central Cities number one superhero
married man. Oh this is just fair ber loss a
good love celebrity.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Married man, married man, merrit man. Look who you got
with it?
Speaker 17 (24:44):
It's the before and before twin Hut your.
Speaker 19 (24:47):
Mouth that's gonna tag along My blood sugar gonna get
messed up if I don't have something to eat.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Party stom woman.
Speaker 19 (24:54):
Many got time to hear about all your little eggs
and pain. Better back up out of my face. Yeah,
cletus wid las Nick down on you.
Speaker 17 (25:01):
Well, bring on the noise, bring on the funk, mama,
cletus please.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Uh so, professor, what's your take on our little situation here.
Speaker 17 (25:09):
Well, according to some research I've done on the subject,
it's theoretically possible to recombine your twin friends here into
a single entity. In fact, I've developed a special experimental
procedure that'll do just that. First that each of you
needs take a drink of this special formula I'll just
poured in these test tubes here.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Hey, big guy, I got a shot glass in my mentality, ben, Hey,
It's a small world, ain't it.
Speaker 19 (25:33):
I heard that?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay, okay, you're just alike.
Speaker 17 (25:36):
We got it now here you go phillis now and
drink that down.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Who as my strong begun. Its kind of like turpentine
and he would know.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Okay, now what.
Speaker 17 (25:53):
Well, the formulas temporarily destabilize your friend's molecular structure.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
You kidding, He's been to stabilized sence A eight seventies.
Speaker 17 (26:01):
Now, I want you gentlemen, to stand at opposite sides
of the room and to run toward each other as
fast as you can.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Well, assuming that they're actually capable of pulling that off.
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 17 (26:11):
Well, you see, when they collide, the impact should drive
the unstable molecules back together, turning the twins back into
a single entity.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Sounds good to me. Okay, drinking buddies on your marks,
get set go Red Rover, Red Rover, send me right
over by drinking buddies larch toward each other and collide
with a resounding impact. Great, Caesar's goat, they're back together.
(26:39):
You know, all that running made me kind of thirsty,
hate play doc. You guys ain't drink around here. It
worked he's back to his old self. Sherman, you're a genius.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, we got our drunk back that ought to win
him the Nobel prize.
Speaker 19 (26:54):
Y'all ain't gotta run right off, now, do you. I
kind of like to get to know your little better
than Superman.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
That's married man.
Speaker 19 (27:04):
Oh, look at them tight. I've got a nice zique
one older fella. Hey, any chance of y'all zapping this
one hit too? I wouldn't mind running off three or
four copies of he don't get running out?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
No offense, man, but you're creeping me out.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
And solved.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
They drinking buddies are reunited again. We'll leave it to
you whether or not that's a good thing you and
again next time, when we'll hear Granny say, if you
go out, grank for all my tremonial marbles, don't mess
our next spin t tightening adventure, Same married time, same
married channel.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
There's a school, looks you'll find the married nine. Good morning,
got the Big sho on the radio, Hang onver, the
title track of What I Really Mean? Robert Earl Keenes
albums and a special song made just for us, Just
take Me Death. Glad we found that again. See I
(28:05):
do have some wonderful things in my pou. Speaking of that, though,
don't pay attention to the spot on the T shirt
that I'm giving away. Yes, that's right, it's a clean spot.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
It's clean by Bleach, so it's very clean.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
All right. The right before wordy word, Here we go
Robert Earl.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
Keane.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Drove, maakurque Portsmith talking song Always Orleans and time for
money Ral.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
You should have seen the craziness down there.
Speaker 20 (28:58):
Fially mean I wear shoe here. We were down on
Field Street, Memphis, Tennessee the blues and boozed Boxcus and
my name on the Marquee, and you should have seen.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
The crab drew in leg What I I mean, I wear.
Speaker 10 (29:30):
Shoe A heare.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Sending you this postcard, tell you that I'm fine and
let you know wherever I go. You never leave my mind.
Speaker 20 (29:48):
Broke down in Kentucky Richmond, they with snow joined John
Boy and Philly on the Big Show Radio.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
You should have seen I was singing on Yeah what am.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
I wish you were here?
Speaker 6 (31:01):
The Sydney is a sportscard to tell you that I
had from Let you know where I go. You never
leave my mind. Tonight we're in the city. It's like Disneyland.
But I'm sick and tired.
Speaker 14 (31:20):
And I can't wait and get back home again. And
I have this dream you ain't waiting, man, What I
really mean, I wish.
Speaker 10 (31:37):
She were here.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
What I really mean, I wish you were here.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Right, made a bunch of people happy.
Speaker 19 (32:04):
They wanted to hear.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
The folks on Facebook were played again.
Speaker 10 (32:07):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
We have to do it. I'm glad found that thing
that's need going through Big show towns. Just love it,
love it all? Right, Well, let's play wordy word. Why
we're hot? Ruin it? A big show? You told free
line of also click out on their contest. But many
ways to play with us. We'll get to and play next.
(32:53):
Good Morning. That's a big show a radio rolling through
your Monday morning, Marvin, what's your job? Talk? That is
our feature tracks from the Big Show Big Box. Then
check it out. Getting your head it a little bit.
When you go to the Big Show dot Com, click
that own air contest button you can't get through, We'll
(33:14):
call you somebody. Want to play a lot of y'all
got somebody you would love to play on worthy word?
We can make that happen. Think we're gonna do it
right now. I'm myself some explaining to do here, Jackie,
let's do it, and everybody's head about the bad That
a wordy word and a worthy word. Okay, so what
I got? Confuse me? We got ex spouses playing each
(33:38):
other was at the deal. We'll look at y'all getting along.
It's this Wesley from Faulkner, Mississippi and Jenny from New Albany, Mississippi.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Battle of the Road.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
We hey, Jenny, how you good? All right?
Speaker 17 (33:57):
So?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Uh, I don't get we really need to know the story.
But y'all, so you were you married to each other? Were? Okay?
So no, you're and you're not married now to each
other to each other, but obviously you still get along
unless you just hate each other enough to want to
(34:18):
beat each other. A wordy work. It's a strong bird
as me. You're well good, all right? So it'll be
the boys against the girls in word John Boy Wesley,
(34:39):
Tater and Jenny and baby items in our word tablet.
Did y'all make a little one or two while you
were together? Too? All right?
Speaker 5 (34:53):
I hope this doesn't trigger anything?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
All right? Did what you any? You and tayor relix.
Let's see what me and Wesley can do for the
first thirty seconds. All right, you ready, Wes, I'm ready?
All right? Baby words right, words do with baby items?
Baby items? Okay? Well, but whether they always start hard? No,
(35:21):
it's okay, I mean it's not really.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Go ahead, pulled off ahead, I agree?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
All right, okay, I will tell you what that was,
and maybe you'll say, sippy cup? Would would you all
got sippy cup? Well, a baby drinks out of this?
Speaker 9 (35:41):
What I am?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I'm just curious for you know, down the line. I mean,
what would that mean? Jenny? What about you? What a
baby drinks from?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Probably probably would have gotten that?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Okay, all right, all right? What abouck up there?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Listen?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
All right, here we go, all right, all right, here
will go, Wes. Start the clock. Now. This is where
the baby sits uh up up to eat?
Speaker 10 (36:08):
To eat?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
To eat? Oh so not yeah, okay?
Speaker 10 (36:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
And this is where they ride in your vehicle and
they coarsely uh huh. You go back and forth with
the baby in your arms while you're nursing. What what
what comes? Yes? No, no, no, baby, you're you're right,
you said in it and and you rock. But it's
called what oh god? Alright wait put a only two
(36:39):
all right too on the board. All right, I'm ready
sip and come back, all right, Jenny and Tater for
your round one. Get up on that last one, yeah,
begging up on the last one, and then go.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
Yeah you might when it's fussy, you might sit in
this and what is it called?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
No? No, no that rocky? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (37:02):
Yeah, go girl?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
This is okay.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
When they learned to crawl and then they learned to
do this, and you put them in this little thing
and they yeah, you this is what happens when they
drink too much.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
They do this. It just comes up. Uhh uh uh.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
This is what you shop with. You put them in
one of these and you push them around to shop. Yeah,
and this is oh okay, there's a picture.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
This is uh.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
It hangs over their crib and uh it uh it evolves.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
He's good man, How long has this starty side? We've
had some work done on our boots. Five on the board. Yeah,
Jenny would have got sipping cup. Man, she's knocking all
of them out. Okay, I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Point anything out in this relationship, but I think.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Why y'all split up? Maybe you should have a little
bit more to do with those kids. All right, I'll
getting on about rocking chair. All right, there's five to
two after round one. Come on, Wesley, we can do
a zipping cup again. Hand may that. I'm gonna tear
it up, Wesley. Okay, here we go, buddy, brand new
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word start, brand new words. Start the clock.
Speaker 9 (38:28):
Now.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
This is named after the little thing you rub it
on you. It's Johnson's blank blank yeah, uh huh, all right,
this is what they you put them in and push
them back and forth on the playground. Yeah, it's a swing,
and but it's a blank swing for the little one.
What do you call it?
Speaker 11 (38:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Another just a word of the small that's so stupid.
I forget it.
Speaker 9 (38:56):
I don't know, I know.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Baby swing. What in the world it's a swing?
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I got that right. Jenny wins five to three, and
I don't feel good about it at all.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
A baby swing?
Speaker 5 (39:13):
Is that different than a regular swing in the blabor?
You would you would define that for mister jam Bay please,
you may want have set your baby on one of
those regular sweens, but I don't think the baby stay on.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
It long rubs it in baby swing swing, because you
know they can't sit up and stuff. So you know,
is it actual a swing?
Speaker 15 (39:38):
Name?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Baby?
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Yes, it's called a baby swing.
Speaker 10 (39:41):
Tells me Eve Asley was the one taking care of
the kids.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Are y'all still together? Grown up? I'm concentrating on my grandkids.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
We'll put him in a baby swing when he was little.
Speaker 21 (39:57):
Did you do that?
Speaker 15 (40:00):
All right?
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Dog?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Got it well anyway. Jenny wins in the Battle of
the expouses. Wesley, you can play again anytime, and Jack
you make West I want to play with Westle again.
I feel like we could do better than that. I
don't think I'll do all right, y'all, y'all have a
great day. Jenny, you hang over your prize pack, baby,
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and you don't have to share. Good Morning, Got the
Big should the radio. It was Wesley's idea to play.
Speaker 21 (40:34):
To win.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
That's what it usually works out for us all. Then
let's move on here bit request time Ricky Cook from
a Rocky Mount for genius as dub was my favorite.
Then Rayford, if you don't play one of dubs, please
got the play house for you, Ricky coming up. Good Morning,
(41:17):
Big Show's on the radio. Something you'd like to hear
about this time? Monday through Friday. Hit us up on
a John Boy and Billy Facebook page. Greggy Kok got
a Rocky Mount Virginia. Here's your requence.
Speaker 22 (41:30):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, Dub
goes back to school. As our story opens, Dub arrives
at Brushywood Elementary School with his granddaughter, Missy.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
This is where I sent grandpa. Thanks for coming to
class with me today.
Speaker 21 (41:49):
Glad to do it, sweetie. Say is that your teacher?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yes, that's miss Craptree.
Speaker 21 (41:54):
She's a real cutie. You know, teachers don't look like
that when I was in school. I was about ten
years younger. I might have to take out after her, Grandpa.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Would you do me a big favor. Please don't start
hitting on my teacher.
Speaker 21 (42:10):
No way, sweetie. I promised to be good.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
I feel better.
Speaker 12 (42:14):
Good morning, boys and girls. First of all, we want
to welcome our special guests that are here for Grandparents' Day.
We thank you all for coming and we hope you
enjoy your visit.
Speaker 21 (42:25):
Uh, thank you for having us. Excuse me, I said
thank you for having us. My name is doub Well.
Speaker 12 (42:33):
It's very nice to meet you. Doub Okay, class today
we're going to talk about using the right word when
we're speaking to someone. It's very important to Yes, Dub,
did you have a question?
Speaker 21 (42:48):
Can I borrow a pencil? A pencil?
Speaker 12 (42:52):
Well, I believe I have one right here, Scooter, Would
you pass that pencil to mister Dub.
Speaker 21 (42:58):
Thank you, ma'am, Grandpa, you promised. All I did was
ask her for pencil.
Speaker 12 (43:14):
All right, now, using the right word. If you want
to be clearly understood, you have to pick the right
word to describe. Yes, Dub, you have another question.
Speaker 21 (43:27):
Anybody got a sheet of paper? I can bar, sir.
Speaker 12 (43:32):
The grandparents don't actually have to do any of the
class work. You just are supposed to sit and observe.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Oh, pardon me, now, where were we?
Speaker 9 (43:43):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (43:43):
Yes, using the right word today, Let's talk about the
word tragedy. Can anyone describe a situation that would be
a tragedy?
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Yes, Scooter, Yeah, save me and my brother were playing
baseball and he hit the ball and it knocked one
of my teeth. That would be a tragedy.
Speaker 12 (44:02):
Well, not exactly, Scooter. That sounds more like an accident.
Anyone else, Yes, Travis.
Speaker 23 (44:10):
Okay, it'd be like if you bought like a really
cool game for like your sony PlayStation and junk and
you know you're like, you know you're going to be
like taking it over to a friend's house, you know,
and all the way you like dropped it into like
the storm drain and jug that.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Now, now that would be like a tragedy.
Speaker 12 (44:29):
Well, Travis, that wouldn't really be a tragedy either. That
would be what we might call a great loss.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Man, I'd like stupid. He's like bummer man.
Speaker 12 (44:46):
All right, does anyone else want to give it a shot?
Anyone at all? Okay, how about some of our special guests.
Would any of you grandparents like to describe a tragedy
for us? Yes, mister Doug.
Speaker 21 (45:00):
And he'lly Clinton got on the airplane a lot after
it took off, it blew into a Madigan pieces that
that would be a tragedy.
Speaker 12 (45:09):
Very good, mister dubb Could you explain to the class
exactly why it would be a tragedy?
Speaker 21 (45:17):
Well, because it probably wouldn't be an accident. It sure
wouldn't be a great heloss.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boyn Bully Playhouse. Tune in
again next time when we'll hear mister Dubbs.
Speaker 21 (45:39):
Say, well, missus crabtree, I guess you'll have to make
me stay after school.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Huh, I don't get it. He's an like it wouldn't
be an accident like he blew him up and stuff.
Speaker 9 (45:54):
So this is.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
As if erth to dub Good Morning, Big shows on
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the radio. If you would like to own this featured track,
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Speaker 4 (46:33):
Keywords job Talk, Hello, our modern webster coming up. How
to read a modern help wanted ad on this edition
of job Talk. The world of work has changed a
lot in recent years, and so has the language of
the help wanted ad. Today on job Talk, a quick
(46:55):
guide to common phrases used in modern employment advertising, what
the ad says and what it really means. Number one
immediate openings for qualified candidates. This used to mean we
are a fast growing company, but today it means a
(47:16):
whole bunch of people just quit all at one time,
So get here as.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Quick as you can.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
Number two seeking a fast learner. That means the guy
who is supposed to train you is one of the
people that just quit. Number three seeking candidates with a
variety of work experience. That means you will be replacing
three different people from three completely different departments. Number four
(47:48):
good team leadership skills That means doing the manager's job
without the manager's salary. Number five. Able to provides support
for senior staff. That means picking up the boss man's
dry cleaning on your way back from home.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Depot Number six.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Proactive that means able to read minds and predict the future.
Number seven Perks and benefits available. Perks means mister coffee
machine in the break room and benefits means one box
of Krispy Kreme on Friday, regular glazed only.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
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Speaker 4 (48:35):
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guy smokes a lot of weeks. Number nine good sense
of humor A plus that means the sales manager tells
a lot of jokes about gay people and Mexican And
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number ten Some overtime required. That means some every night
and some every weekend.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
And that's it for this edition.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
Up Job Talk until next time. This is Marvey Webster
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