October 27, 2025 • 38 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s a Mini Movie Monday - this time we’ve got our mini series named, “Alls Fair” - with an episode every hour!.. - Gather the kiddies around for Storytime with Carl Childers with the legend of the Werewolf.. - plus we’ll fill a request for a classic Playhouse entitled, “The Job Application”.. - and we finish up with Hoyt & the JuniorNation Band’s, “I Hate Halloween”...
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good Monday morning. I ain't gonna have bad.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You got that feature track from the Big Show, Big Box.
It's or in the Junior Nation bad. I hate Halloween
in a fun way. A few words hate Halloween. When
they hit the bid box at the Bigshow dot com
click out on their contest one way there you can't
get do what call.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You about that?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I gess you want to play? May that happen to you?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It is me the blonde say hey to our contestant,
Deborah had a mobile Alabama morning Deborah?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Morning, Hey where afternoon afternoon?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Morning times?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
We'll see you tomorrow. Cheer up. We're gonna ask ta
some questions. He keep talking. Now working out the stage.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Jaggie, do you put the talkie ones on on? Beat
the blood because they working out? That's not a bad thing. Deborah,
my sister's name is That's right. I love you already?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I say you know what to do? You agree or
disagree with miss Tater over here? You get two bells
for two verses and you win.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Well, let's do it, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
According to a university study, birds are way more likely
to poop on cars of a certain color.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What color is it? Whatever?
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Color I own, But there's study says their study says
silver car cars.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, silver car. I'm gonna I'm gonna disagree. Disagree with silver.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, white white car, it just seems like it shows
up better than white.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Maybe get them out.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
They study that there's just more white cars. That would
be a fun class at universities.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Where were those classes when I was there?
Speaker 8 (02:32):
There's a mail for Deborah.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
One more You're gonna get the prize pack, So here
we go. It is estimated that nearly eighty percent of
the homes in America have at least one can of
this name brand product in it.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (02:48):
I think I've seen it all my life in our house.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, Camble soup, Campbell's soup.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes, eighty percent of the homes in America have a
can of Campbels soup.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Deborah, what do you think? Disagree? It sounds like it
should be right and it's not.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You were.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So, Debora, did you have something in mind that you
thought it might be? Are you just playing the odds?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Chicken Bross or something like Guy.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
W D forty? Yeah, the Canon forty.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Food.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You know, Candle soup might like have ninety percent more.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
That's a low number.
Speaker 9 (03:38):
We worked that out, Debra, Yes, sir, Jack.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You gets your blue em you pack to you you oil,
y'all discuss that for a while. All right, what's jumping out?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Catching you up on you? Your news?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
We got our Remembering Rayford second on the other side,
and then Marvin Webster in twenty.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Minute big shows on the radio, Robert D.
Speaker 8 (04:44):
Rayford.
Speaker 10 (04:45):
Sometimes I talk about things I don't know what to
think about, just so to base my observations on what
I read and maybe see you on the TV news
and people say, what do you know about kids in school?
You don't have any kids in school Avenue for years
and years. Well, I could say I read a lot.
I watch them hear the talk shows. It seems like
(05:05):
they're always talking about the schools. Schools and been quoting
other syndicated columnists far more learned than I also deploring
the situation. And we've hit on unqualified teachers, politically correct administrators,
and top heavy administration in the school systems. Seems they
are more administrators than good dedicated teachers. And how so
(05:29):
many of the good dedicated teachers are dropping out, so
to speak, in frustration over so much administration getting in
their way of teaching, making them hyper sensitive to what
and how they teach and handle discipline for fear of
rubbing the administrators the wrong way. So all you good
dedicated teachers, we know you're there, and hope you hang
(05:50):
in there and know that there's something like the law
of economics that says bad money tends to drive good
money out of existence. I think that applies here to
bad teachers and administer strainers drive good ones out of existence.
Here's something I notice A diploma that fit our times.
Most of them seems to me given out by rote
(06:10):
signifying no knowledge. And that's why some of the brightest
drop out drop out, of course, to live to regret it,
because that is the terminal degree, the dropout degree. Notice
the principle of a school in Denver called an inner
city school, which is today's euphemism for mostly black school,
the school with the city's highest dropout rate is issuing
(06:32):
a different kind of certificate, the certificate of dropping out.
And to get that piece of paper, a student must
sign a disclaimer acknowledging this, I realize that I will
not have the necessary skills to survive. In the twenty
first century, two students who were offered these certificates change
their minds, especially when they saw a chart that showed
(06:53):
the average monthly wage of a high school graduate to
be about one thousand and seventy seven dollars, compared to
the dropouts average wage of five hundred and eighty five
dollars a month.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Notes on education, Robert D.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
Ray for a John, Boy and Billy show.
Speaker 11 (07:08):
Thank you, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
And we got episodes three and four of All's Fair,
Our Big Shoe Morning, the mini movie taking off. Heen
minutes but around Allen is welcome. Marvin Webster, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 8 (07:47):
How y'all doing? Hey?
Speaker 12 (07:48):
Man, I got an email at work the other day.
We're having costume day on Halloween again. Everybody's supposed to
come to work dressed up in a costume. May I
just say please? I'm a grown ass man. A grown
ass man ain't got no business dressing up for Halloween.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay, that's for kids, of course.
Speaker 12 (08:07):
I got a kind of a mixed record when it
comes to Halloween costumes over the years. You know, back
in the day, Halloween was easy. Mama, take you to
the kmart. You get one of them ready made costumes
in a box. You know, some cheap ass Chinese looking
jumpsuit thing with a string in the back to tye
around your neck, and a mask with a rubber band
to hold it on your head.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
You remember that.
Speaker 12 (08:27):
So one year Mama bought me a Superman costume. It
had the suit, had a little cape, and it had
a Superman mask. Didn't look a whole lot like Superman though,
looked more like one of the guys on the Pep
Boys sign. End of the night, these two mean dudes
from down the block rolled up on me, whooped my
ass and took all my candy with something. So next year,
(08:51):
Mama bought me the six million dollar Man suit that
was my favorite TV show. I think it had the
same mask as the Superman costume, but his hair was
around instead of blue.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Anyway, end of the night.
Speaker 12 (09:03):
Sure enough, seemed two dudes from last year whooped my
ass and took all my candy with well. The next day,
my uncle Cedric pulled me to the side and said, boy,
let me tell you something. If you ever want to
get in with some candy in this neighborhood, you need
to quit going out for Halloween in a white boy
many which I thought was a good point. So next
(09:23):
year I made my own costume, you know, something a
little more relevant to the black experience. I went as
Jimmy and JJ Walker from Good Time. I already had
the hat. I just threw dining on Mike Inn after
the trick or treat party and I was get to
go out. But after that I kind of aged out
of Halloween for a while. Then I got a job
and I started dating this smoking hot little girl at
(09:46):
the place I worked at.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
She was from a real big family.
Speaker 12 (09:50):
Day before Halloween, she goes, get your costume red at baby.
You and me's taking all the little nieces and nephews
out for trick or treat tomorrow night. See that all
two you how hot this girl was. I'm taking a
bunch of little kids out for tricker treet and they
ain't even mine. So I said, well, okay, I'll go,
but I ain't really got no costume. She said, oh,
I don't worry about it. Come on over to Mama's house.
(10:11):
We'll make you up one from scratch. Well this was
when Purple Rain had just come out, so Prince was
pretty hot back then. And she went in the closet
and pulled out this purple velvet jacket that her mama
used to wear the church on Sunday, and then a
little white blouse with a little ruffle thing on the neck,
and she put some Jerry curle in my hair. Next
(10:33):
thing you know, I was Prince from Papa Rain. Okay,
I was more like Dave Chappelle, Prince from the Charlie
Murphy Basketball.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
You know, a guy do what he gotta do. I
knew it was bad when.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
The girl broke up with me the day after Halloween
and didn't even ask me for the clothes.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
So about that time, my mama started trying to get
me to go back to church. As mama will do.
She brought me the shop looking jet black two peace suit.
It was fine.
Speaker 12 (11:02):
So for costume day at work, I started wearing a
black suit with one of mama's church wigs. I went
as Samuel Jackson from Pulp Fiction. I had a little
trouble with that one too. I walked in the door,
I said, you know, the path of the righteous man
is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil men. All the white
(11:24):
dudes in the office said what I said, what?
Speaker 8 (11:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Ain't no country I ever heard of?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Say what? Again?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I dare you?
Speaker 12 (11:31):
I double dare you say what one more time? Then
they all went oh yeah, men in black. I got it.
Then a couple of years ago, Prince died and for
some reason, I guess.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I was going down memory lane.
Speaker 12 (11:44):
I tried to do the purple rain thing for Halloween again,
so I dressed up, went into work in the purple
jacket in the wig.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
One of the white dudes goes, hey, I know you
Rick James, Bitch.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
What he said that?
Speaker 12 (11:58):
And that's when I quit dressing up a costume day altogether.
Now I just go to work in the street clothes,
and when somebody rolls up and says who you supposed
to be? I just go wasn't your wallet? Y'all'll think
about it. I'm glad about.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Good Morning A big shows on the radio.
Speaker 13 (12:16):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the big show Hunt they won.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Good Morning.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It's a big sol a radio list O.
Speaker 14 (13:16):
Holy morning, junkies, your old pal Birdfern here with another
nerve jangling edition of The Big Show Morning mini movie,
brought to you by aunt Tator's Jugs. Aplunny dairy barn
her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Because damn at aunt Tatter's Now.
Speaker 14 (13:33):
Ease those hemorrhoids into your favorite comfy chair and join
Ricky B. Sharp and his lovely wife Lucy R. In
the third chapter of All's Fair, Last time the world's
smallest man slipped our little Ricky a little mickey.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Then, hey, Lee, rise a shot a little pard.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
We got customers.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh oh my, that gum ahead?
Speaker 8 (14:02):
Hey man? Who are you?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Uh? Name is Ricky B. Sharp from Dog.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Never mind? Uh? Where's Lee?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Are you in the n o ft?
Speaker 14 (14:14):
By the looks of it, I'm going to ring his
that gum little chicken neck. All right, let me out
of here.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Wait wait, wait, hold on there, I can't run my
show without a shrimp. You ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Dude, And how do you plan on us stopping me?
Speaker 8 (14:27):
Y invisible fencing. The electrodes are woven through his clothes.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
He switched clothes up, me too, violated.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
Little sweaty. He's done this stuff before with other punity folks.
He'll probably come back probably SNAA. All right, Look, mister,
my wife is waiting for me out front. Tell her
what happened. Uh, I'm gonna pick her out from all
the other hay seeds.
Speaker 14 (14:53):
Oh you can't, mister dizzy blode, cat's eye glasses, leopard skin,
petal pushers, big hooters.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
And a bouth like a catfish.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
I said, Uh, I'm gonna pick her up. Customers are coming.
Good luck.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Wait, wait, hold on there, lurch. What am I supposed
to do?
Speaker 15 (15:10):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (15:11):
Ex ball?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Oh great, just great.
Speaker 16 (15:19):
I love the smell of fuddel cakes in the morning. Well,
so logs suckers.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Uh, there you are.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
I've been waiting over an hour.
Speaker 17 (15:28):
I got a good mind to take you over and
whack them all with use your head for a ballot. Hey,
you ain't.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Ricky could give it away. You're too tall. But these
are his clothes. What have you done with my Ricky?
Speaker 16 (15:40):
Well, he's kind of filling in for me over at
the side show, so I can take a little break.
Speaker 17 (15:44):
I don't know, something ain't right here. Ricky ain't prone
to kind of turns for strangers. Well, I just changed
to what a miserable life. I got around here out
of the goodness of his heart. He offered to take
my place for a while so I can come back
to enjoy a few hours fud like by you know,
uh that don't sound like Ricky Luss.
Speaker 16 (16:03):
I left him with a cold twelve pack, big screaming
satellite TV, twenty bucks in cash.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
That sounds like Ricky burn of Daylight double shall we?
Speaker 11 (16:12):
Well?
Speaker 14 (16:13):
Why not?
Speaker 16 (16:14):
Now you're talking? Sister, Lead the way so I can
check out deck caboose?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
What's that?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
I says? Time to cut loose?
Speaker 18 (16:22):
All right?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
I hope Rickey's enjoying hisself.
Speaker 16 (16:26):
It don't look real, ain't human for sure, looks kind
of like a shave monkey, monkey water Nanner, red deck.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
What a foot in the crack of his.
Speaker 14 (16:35):
He is Ricky B Sharp cut out for a life
and show business? Does Lucy R have her hands full
with Little Lee? Will Little Lee have his hands full
with Lucy R?
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Will if I'm lucky ah.
Speaker 19 (16:46):
Too?
Speaker 14 (16:47):
Tune in next time for the chitlin' rattling conclusion of
The Big Show Morning mini movie stirring Ricky B as
Ricky B, Lucy R as Lucy Are and Pearl The
wonder Dog.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
As the prettiest girl in Dolphin brought to you.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
By Aunt Teeners.
Speaker 14 (16:59):
Chunks Aplenty Barn, the only ice cream with high beams.
It don't look real until next time. This is your
old brick fairn saying so long.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Morning, hang rapping up our Big Show Monday Morning mini
movie with a final episode in the sac. Let me
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(17:36):
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Show dot com Hang On play for it in minutes
right now, Rise and.
Speaker 14 (17:44):
Shine Radio Revelers, your own Pale Birdford here with another
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When your cravings are leaving a crater, come get a
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Speaker 3 (18:00):
Now, turn off your noggin and get ready for nonsense.
Speaker 14 (18:02):
In the fourth and final chapter of All's fair last time,
Ricky was the side show's newest star and Lucy Arwa's
babysitting little Lee Precan the foot high fugitive.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
That was great.
Speaker 17 (18:21):
I think that's the first time I've ever been on
the Twirling Hurl without having to listen to Ricket gagging
up fair grub at sucker, shir can move Sorry, kept
having to grand on to your leg like that. I
thought I was gonna get throwed out.
Speaker 16 (18:33):
I noticed you had had to use both hands a
couple of times. You know, I ain't had this much
fun in a long long time. Sweatye thank Oh, don't start?
Well what next?
Speaker 18 (18:44):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Well, I could go for another card, donk.
Speaker 17 (18:46):
Law another one. I don't know where you're putting up. Oh,
I got quite appetite for a lot of things. Hey,
I know, how about the tuddle of love over here?
Speaker 20 (18:56):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (18:57):
I don't know about that. I mean, well, you know,
because you're a married woman. No, I'm afraid of the dark. Ah,
that ain't nothing sides, it ain't like you be alone. Well,
I guess there's nothing else left to ride?
Speaker 6 (19:12):
Then'll be so sure? What's that? I said? I with
her all right too? Please Daddy?
Speaker 14 (19:21):
They by well keep you dead, good bit tough with
a yeppy little snut droppler.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
It's okay, son, you've got some nerve. Shame on you.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I wanted to do the hamster dad.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I ain't doing any stupid after dance when you were
do it for twenty bucks. Yeah, give me room. I'm
gonna break this mother out of it.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Let's go whoa, whoa, whoa Hold it there, big daddy.
You owe me twenty large. Yeah, it's stuffed munchkin. What
you cheap butlercker? Come back here ly wo uh oh
that was the mite damp.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Let me down, I said, am sorry, don't baby go back?
Come on, you grabby little goober.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Well, well, hey, sugar bitches, what happened? Didn't play long
enough to win the big prize?
Speaker 17 (20:22):
Your stubby stunt double got off hands across Hooderville and
the Tunnel of Love, and I had to teach him
a lesson in manners.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
She punched me right in the value bill.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, I thought your course sounded a little higher.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
So if you've had enough of show business, can we.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Go home a man?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Come on, lucky charms, shunk my duds?
Speaker 11 (20:39):
What now?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Shuck my duds? Get their clothes off.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Oh all right, here here, take your clothes back.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Hey, you got mustard on my favorite shirt?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Send me the bill. Hey, hold on a second, did
you mess your drawers?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I messed yours. Yeah, that invisible fish is tough on
a feller's give herd.
Speaker 17 (20:59):
What am I supposed to do now, I'd say laundry,
and judging from the amount of gray poopon in there,
you might have to run it through twice.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Took the words right out of my mouth. Hey, larch,
your start traction back is just.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
In town through the two o'clock show. Alright, y you
know the drill?
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Oh no, no anything.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Come on, woman, I'm gonna show you what it's like
to ride the tuddle of love with a real man.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Oh ricky, you devil?
Speaker 17 (21:32):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yep? I wore my athletic cup just in case another
happy ending. Wow, he's not doing it right? Well close enough.
Speaker 14 (21:49):
Thanks for carving a honk out of your am may
have to join us here at the Big Show. Morning
mini movie brought to you by Aunt Tator's Jugga Plnny
Dairy Barn. Her Sundays are as big as Hyundays and
aunt tatter Tune in next time for another mildly interesting
excursion into radio rucousness, when we once again chart a
course for comedy on the Big Show Morning Mini movie.
(22:12):
Until then, this is your old pal Burnfern saying, so.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Long, hard Man, was that fun? Oh my gosh, Man,
have you missed any of the episodes?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Check them out at the John won'milly Late Risers podcast
will be later after we end up to broadcast. Right now,
let's play our wordy word one eight hundred Big Show,
you don't free line, Get a couple of contestants, play next.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Good Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
It's a big show on the radio without a feature track,
with the Big Show bit box harding the Junior Nation
Band with a Halloween tune. The keywords hate Halloween. They
out the bed bogs when you hit the Bigshow dot
com And right now, let's.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Play I had everybody's head about the bad okay.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
But where Wordy Where Let's meet their contestants. We got
Head from Ashburn, Georgia. Good morning the Head, Good morning,
John Boyd, No buddy, welcome man. We got Jay from
over in Sylvester, Georgia. Good morning Jays.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Good morning John Boyd, Good morning Jay.
Speaker 18 (23:43):
There's head.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
There there's Jay, Ashburn, Sylvester. Y'all close to each other.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I mean, oh yeah, all right, no neighbors.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
How about that? I mean like in the same neighborhood
or like state.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
It's like twenty miles different, twenty miles away.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
All right, I got you, I got you now.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
All right, So Taylor, you and James and Sylvester. I'm
picturing him twenty miles to the east, and then me
and Ed we'll go.
Speaker 17 (24:08):
We have to meet up at the red lobster in
the middle and go halfway.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
So what we got range? Random words? Random words? This morning?
Speaker 11 (24:17):
Boys?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
So Jay, you relax, Me and Ed we'll go for
the first thirty seconds. All right, you ready to Ed?
Speaker 7 (24:24):
I hope?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
So John boy, all right, let's see what do the end?
Start the clock? Now, pull up a blank and have
a seat.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Pull up yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
The opposite of sad is happy.
Speaker 11 (24:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Go climb a what? No, I'm sorry the Alps. Climb
a what in the Alps? No in the Alps?
Speaker 7 (24:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yes, tweet tweet says the what and he flies Yeah
ah right, dog, all got hung up on climbing my deals?
A four on the board. All right, Jay, and Taylor
for your round. One ready, Jay.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
And go.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
What kind of blank do you like?
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Country rock?
Speaker 11 (25:22):
Rap?
Speaker 7 (25:23):
What kind of blank?
Speaker 19 (25:26):
Yes, there you go.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Jackie is my best blank?
Speaker 14 (25:31):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Yes, you another name for like a sea?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
The sea? The water is the what go swim in
the Yes?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
At night time, you have one of these?
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Not a nightmare but a nice what.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
You read one of these?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yes? All right, well with reading the book. Put the
five on the board to take the lead by water sous.
I am all right there you go.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Alright, head, let's see what we can do add on
our four score. Okay you ready alight?
Speaker 15 (26:08):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Oh yeah, all right, start the clock now, not the evening,
but first thing in the morning.
Speaker 19 (26:16):
Uh huh ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
What did I do?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Laugh?
Speaker 11 (26:20):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I learned to blank in a pool. You got a blank?
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Well okay, blank me a secret in my ear?
Speaker 8 (26:29):
Blanket whisper?
Speaker 11 (26:31):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Put one of these over your head when it rains,
when it rains, open up, yes, uh huh. A computer,
a small computer that you open up.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Flapt up.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Hey, good work, head. I'm priding myself on that. And
put a six on the four. That is a ten score.
So tater and Jay five will force overtime six will
win it out right?
Speaker 7 (26:58):
You ready, Jay, okay go the Milky Way is are
what we live in the No, yeah, I'm sorry, it's
but in space it's called the blank.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Galaxy.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
We're moving on, Okay, you give it.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
An engagement ring is made.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Out of this stone.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
Usually an engagement ring is made out of this sparkly stone. Usually, no,
it's called it's also what's on the tip of a
record player needle.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
That was fun and when Jay likes rock music to
be cheap on the engagement ring.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
A shot down the road, Jackie, go work down, so
fust Jay appreciates you playing, Buddy, and all right man,
thanks buck.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Alight, did.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Look at you down, nashbur And in the Battle of Georgia.
We'll get that prize back, do you, buddy?
Speaker 17 (28:10):
Gay Bud, thank you give it.
Speaker 15 (28:12):
Can I give a shout out a couple of people
that have really had a big impact on my life?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Absolutely and Billy oh Man al Gomer.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
I appreciate him.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
I appreciate thirty years at least thirty years, will you guys,
it's not a big part my morning.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Awesome buddy, Thank you, n Thank you very much. All right, man,
hold on, good morning, got the big show on radio
that you're trying to get some save music?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What kind of blank do you like? Country rock rock?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Me, in his defense, milky Way is a candy bar. Yes, yeah,
you gave.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Away that well, I would say in a blank far
far away, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 19 (29:05):
Sure. Now that you've had forty yeah, forty.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Second extra seconds, all right, well, let's move on with
our lives and the show.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Why was you got it?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Bubba Ray Collins got through on the John Bone Build
Facebook page with a bit requests, uh occajun getting the job?
We got you, Bubba Ray? Coming up next? Good morning,
(29:48):
Big shows on the radio, and something you would.
Speaker 10 (29:50):
Like to hear it?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
And you say, man, I'd like to hear that again.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Remember that I Gotta do is halfway describing our girl,
Tator get on it. It was helping the John Bone
bill face page Vinjenny to tackle that even in twenty six.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Now I'm got one, y'all do that.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
So, requests from Bubbarred Collins. This morning, Here go, Bubba Ray.
Speaker 20 (30:15):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Job Application. Our story opens in the personnel department of
the brushy Wood Power and Light Company.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Mister Kavanaugh only thah, yes, miss Summer.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Mister Boudreaux has finished his application.
Speaker 15 (30:41):
Yes, it's very good. Send it me in and while
you're on, would you please mind shaving?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yes, thank you, mister Boudreaux. Right this way, Thank you
so much, ma'am. You know you might if I look
at second walmu gee.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Thanks.
Speaker 15 (30:56):
I think I'm not sure which one frightens me more.
Come on in, have a seat there, mister Boudreaux. I'm
Fred Kavanaugh, Director of Personnel. So you're applying for the
meter reader job.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Eh, yes, sir, that's right. I'm from South Louisiana.
Speaker 21 (31:10):
I've been reading meeting for the Timid Doe elector comment
for twenty two years. Dad woman said the job start
first hag in the morning.
Speaker 19 (31:16):
Yes, yes, it does. Just have a look at your
application here, yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Oh.
Speaker 15 (31:23):
Well, I'm afraid I can't make out some of what
you've written here, mister Boudreaux. In fact, to be honest
with you, sir, I can't understand.
Speaker 19 (31:28):
Anything you've written here.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
What do you mean?
Speaker 15 (31:31):
Well, and as far as I can see, you've just
filled up the entire page with random squiggles and drawings
of little animals.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Oh dad, I can explain.
Speaker 15 (31:39):
Dad.
Speaker 21 (31:39):
See, in South Louisiana, we got a different way to
wrote stuff down.
Speaker 15 (31:43):
Uh huh, but this looks like some kind of cross
between Egyptian hieroglyphics and bathroom graffiti.
Speaker 19 (31:48):
Sir, I'm afraid this won't do it all.
Speaker 11 (31:49):
Why not?
Speaker 19 (31:50):
Well, you see, mister.
Speaker 15 (31:51):
Boudreaux, being a meter reader involves writing precise measurements down
on an official form.
Speaker 19 (31:56):
You can't have your doodling birds and bees all over
the place.
Speaker 21 (31:59):
I understand what you're saying. But to tell you the truth,
I take my way. It's just as good as your way.
Let me explain. Look right here, what that look like.
Speaker 19 (32:07):
Looks like gay drawing up a group of trees.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
That's what it is, and that represents the number nine.
Speaker 8 (32:13):
Um, I'm not following you.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Well, you got a tree and a tree and a
tree that make nine. Now see how easy that is.
Speaker 15 (32:23):
I'm very pleased with yourself, mister, butrow you'll be working
with bigger numbers than just that.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
That ain't no problem. No, no, watch this, okay, Now
what that look like?
Speaker 19 (32:34):
Let's see you you took your finger and smudged each
of the little tree.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Drawings exactly, and that represents the number ninety nine.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
How do your finger that.
Speaker 21 (32:44):
Would that smudge change each one of them little pictures
from a tree to a dirty tree. See you got
dirty tree and dirty tree and dirty tree.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
That's going nine to nine.
Speaker 15 (32:54):
I believe your people say, ah, well, mister Boudreaux, this
is all are interesting, But then you can't be filling
up a whole pave with little drawings of trees.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You don't got to do.
Speaker 17 (33:05):
Dad.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Look here, see that nine or nine. I'll make it
into a hundred.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (33:09):
Is that a dog standing beside one of the trains?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yep, that's right.
Speaker 19 (33:12):
One of those little black squiggles you drew under each
of the trees.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Dim down dog turns that no dog come by, left
one under each tree, and that make it a hundred.
What how do you figure that car?
Speaker 17 (33:25):
Now?
Speaker 21 (33:26):
Each one of them dirty tree, he's got a turret
underneath it. See dirty tree in the turret, dirty tree
in the turret, dirty tree.
Speaker 17 (33:32):
In the terre.
Speaker 20 (33:33):
So one time you want me to walk in the morning,
which means we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
What is this little elephant represented tune up again next
time when we hear the crusty old cashier at the
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billing window.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold it all again.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Morning. It's me showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Thanks hello, So tavern phoenus up this morning Monday night
football and football weather Gray Weather to watch the game
out on their patio and bring your dogs. Need to
spend Monday evening with your dogs here. Don't ignore them
just cause footballs on. Bring them with a loso Taverns South.
Then in Sharla, North Carolina, Lewin Daniel said, uh huh, heah,
(34:51):
know what you mean. Key word for this tune from
the Junior Nation band. Hey Halloween, So the big box
at the Big Show dot Com is.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Get it wladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
The Junior Nation Man presents a very unhalloween sounding tribute
to Halloween, mainly because Halloween gets on our nerves, goes
like this where it began. I can't begin to tell you,
(35:22):
but I can tell you it's the worst summer to fall.
And then it's late October, and lordy, I dread the
thirty Firs.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
It's all dressed up.
Speaker 18 (35:51):
At the door.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Begging for.
Speaker 11 (35:57):
Candy. Ball power blood.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
If I cold, I'm freeling me.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Helloween is not chill. The cols they.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Stay out too late, and then they start randolizing. It
ain't no surprise with kids like these. First they throw rocks,
Next comes the toilet papers all over the yard, and
(36:50):
in the trees they're palms, getting drawn, getting wild, getting me.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
On pistol.
Speaker 18 (37:13):
Halloween drives me right out of my mind.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Put my foot and the crack up there behind.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
And I will too.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
That's right. Kids, don't come around my trader on Halloween
night because my bowl of candy has officially been replaced
by can of whoop back and.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
You don't want me to open it up.
Speaker 18 (37:49):
I hallowen, I blowed if I could feelingly.
Speaker 17 (38:05):
Hello is not too.
Speaker 12 (38:13):
Big Boxes here all your favorites from four decades of
The Big Show ninety nine since each fifteen for nine
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Speaker 3 (38:18):
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Speaker 1 (38:23):
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Speaker 12 (38:24):
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Speaker 1 (38:29):
Have you missed any of the Big Show this morning?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
You can hear it all the John Bore Milling Late
Risers podcast up next. Wherever you get your podcast, make
it easy. Subscribe to us with a free I Hard
Radio out I love you mean it
Good Monday morning. I ain't gonna have bad.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You got that feature track from the Big Show, Big Box.
It's or in the Junior Nation bad. I hate Halloween
in a fun way. A few words hate Halloween. When
they hit the bid box at the Bigshow dot com
click out on their contest one way there you can't
get do what call.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You about that?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I gess you want to play? May that happen to you?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It is me the blonde say hey to our contestant,
Deborah had a mobile Alabama morning Deborah?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Morning, Hey where afternoon afternoon?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Morning times?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
We'll see you tomorrow. Cheer up. We're gonna ask ta
some questions. He keep talking. Now working out the stage.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Jaggie, do you put the talkie ones on on? Beat
the blood because they working out? That's not a bad thing. Deborah,
my sister's name is That's right. I love you already?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I say you know what to do? You agree or
disagree with miss Tater over here? You get two bells
for two verses and you win.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Well, let's do it, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
According to a university study, birds are way more likely
to poop on cars of a certain color.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What color is it? Whatever?
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Color I own, But there's study says their study says
silver car cars.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, silver car. I'm gonna I'm gonna disagree. Disagree with silver.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, white white car, it just seems like it shows
up better than white.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Maybe get them out.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
They study that there's just more white cars. That would
be a fun class at universities.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Where were those classes when I was there?
Speaker 8 (02:32):
There's a mail for Deborah.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
One more You're gonna get the prize pack, So here
we go. It is estimated that nearly eighty percent of
the homes in America have at least one can of
this name brand product in it.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (02:48):
I think I've seen it all my life in our house.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, Camble soup, Campbell's soup.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes, eighty percent of the homes in America have a
can of Campbels soup.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Deborah, what do you think? Disagree? It sounds like it
should be right and it's not.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You were.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So, Debora, did you have something in mind that you
thought it might be? Are you just playing the odds?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Chicken Bross or something like Guy.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
W D forty? Yeah, the Canon forty.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Food.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You know, Candle soup might like have ninety percent more.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
That's a low number.
Speaker 9 (03:38):
We worked that out, Debra, Yes, sir, Jack.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You gets your blue em you pack to you you oil,
y'all discuss that for a while. All right, what's jumping out?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Catching you up on you? Your news?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
We got our Remembering Rayford second on the other side,
and then Marvin Webster in twenty.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Minute big shows on the radio, Robert D.
Speaker 8 (04:44):
Rayford.
Speaker 10 (04:45):
Sometimes I talk about things I don't know what to
think about, just so to base my observations on what
I read and maybe see you on the TV news
and people say, what do you know about kids in school?
You don't have any kids in school Avenue for years
and years. Well, I could say I read a lot.
I watch them hear the talk shows. It seems like
(05:05):
they're always talking about the schools. Schools and been quoting
other syndicated columnists far more learned than I also deploring
the situation. And we've hit on unqualified teachers, politically correct administrators,
and top heavy administration in the school systems. Seems they
are more administrators than good dedicated teachers. And how so
(05:29):
many of the good dedicated teachers are dropping out, so
to speak, in frustration over so much administration getting in
their way of teaching, making them hyper sensitive to what
and how they teach and handle discipline for fear of
rubbing the administrators the wrong way. So all you good
dedicated teachers, we know you're there, and hope you hang
(05:50):
in there and know that there's something like the law
of economics that says bad money tends to drive good
money out of existence. I think that applies here to
bad teachers and administer strainers drive good ones out of existence.
Here's something I notice A diploma that fit our times.
Most of them seems to me given out by rote
(06:10):
signifying no knowledge. And that's why some of the brightest
drop out drop out, of course, to live to regret it,
because that is the terminal degree, the dropout degree. Notice
the principle of a school in Denver called an inner
city school, which is today's euphemism for mostly black school,
the school with the city's highest dropout rate is issuing
(06:32):
a different kind of certificate, the certificate of dropping out.
And to get that piece of paper, a student must
sign a disclaimer acknowledging this, I realize that I will
not have the necessary skills to survive. In the twenty
first century, two students who were offered these certificates change
their minds, especially when they saw a chart that showed
(06:53):
the average monthly wage of a high school graduate to
be about one thousand and seventy seven dollars, compared to
the dropouts average wage of five hundred and eighty five
dollars a month.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Notes on education, Robert D.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
Ray for a John, Boy and Billy show.
Speaker 11 (07:08):
Thank you, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
And we got episodes three and four of All's Fair,
Our Big Shoe Morning, the mini movie taking off. Heen
minutes but around Allen is welcome. Marvin Webster, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 8 (07:47):
How y'all doing? Hey?
Speaker 12 (07:48):
Man, I got an email at work the other day.
We're having costume day on Halloween again. Everybody's supposed to
come to work dressed up in a costume. May I
just say please? I'm a grown ass man. A grown
ass man ain't got no business dressing up for Halloween.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay, that's for kids, of course.
Speaker 12 (08:07):
I got a kind of a mixed record when it
comes to Halloween costumes over the years. You know, back
in the day, Halloween was easy. Mama, take you to
the kmart. You get one of them ready made costumes
in a box. You know, some cheap ass Chinese looking
jumpsuit thing with a string in the back to tye
around your neck, and a mask with a rubber band
to hold it on your head.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
You remember that.
Speaker 12 (08:27):
So one year Mama bought me a Superman costume. It
had the suit, had a little cape, and it had
a Superman mask. Didn't look a whole lot like Superman though,
looked more like one of the guys on the Pep
Boys sign. End of the night, these two mean dudes
from down the block rolled up on me, whooped my
ass and took all my candy with something. So next year,
(08:51):
Mama bought me the six million dollar Man suit that
was my favorite TV show. I think it had the
same mask as the Superman costume, but his hair was
around instead of blue.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Anyway, end of the night.
Speaker 12 (09:03):
Sure enough, seemed two dudes from last year whooped my
ass and took all my candy with well. The next day,
my uncle Cedric pulled me to the side and said, boy,
let me tell you something. If you ever want to
get in with some candy in this neighborhood, you need
to quit going out for Halloween in a white boy
many which I thought was a good point. So next
(09:23):
year I made my own costume, you know, something a
little more relevant to the black experience. I went as
Jimmy and JJ Walker from Good Time. I already had
the hat. I just threw dining on Mike Inn after
the trick or treat party and I was get to
go out. But after that I kind of aged out
of Halloween for a while. Then I got a job
and I started dating this smoking hot little girl at
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the place I worked at.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
She was from a real big family.
Speaker 12 (09:50):
Day before Halloween, she goes, get your costume red at baby.
You and me's taking all the little nieces and nephews
out for trick or treat tomorrow night. See that all
two you how hot this girl was. I'm taking a
bunch of little kids out for tricker treet and they
ain't even mine. So I said, well, okay, I'll go,
but I ain't really got no costume. She said, oh,
I don't worry about it. Come on over to Mama's house.
(10:11):
We'll make you up one from scratch. Well this was
when Purple Rain had just come out, so Prince was
pretty hot back then. And she went in the closet
and pulled out this purple velvet jacket that her mama
used to wear the church on Sunday, and then a
little white blouse with a little ruffle thing on the neck,
and she put some Jerry curle in my hair. Next
(10:33):
thing you know, I was Prince from Papa Rain. Okay,
I was more like Dave Chappelle, Prince from the Charlie
Murphy Basketball.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
You know, a guy do what he gotta do. I
knew it was bad when.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
The girl broke up with me the day after Halloween
and didn't even ask me for the clothes.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
So about that time, my mama started trying to get
me to go back to church. As mama will do.
She brought me the shop looking jet black two peace suit.
It was fine.
Speaker 12 (11:02):
So for costume day at work, I started wearing a
black suit with one of mama's church wigs. I went
as Samuel Jackson from Pulp Fiction. I had a little
trouble with that one too. I walked in the door,
I said, you know, the path of the righteous man
is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil men. All the white
(11:24):
dudes in the office said what I said, what?
Speaker 8 (11:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Ain't no country I ever heard of?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Say what? Again?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I dare you?
Speaker 12 (11:31):
I double dare you say what one more time? Then
they all went oh yeah, men in black. I got it.
Then a couple of years ago, Prince died and for
some reason, I guess.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I was going down memory lane.
Speaker 12 (11:44):
I tried to do the purple rain thing for Halloween again,
so I dressed up, went into work in the purple
jacket in the wig.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
One of the white dudes goes, hey, I know you
Rick James, Bitch.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
What he said that?
Speaker 12 (11:58):
And that's when I quit dressing up a costume day altogether.
Now I just go to work in the street clothes,
and when somebody rolls up and says who you supposed
to be? I just go wasn't your wallet? Y'all'll think
about it. I'm glad about.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Good Morning A big shows on the radio.
Speaker 13 (12:16):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the big show Hunt they won.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Good Morning.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It's a big sol a radio list O.
Speaker 14 (13:16):
Holy morning, junkies, your old pal Birdfern here with another
nerve jangling edition of The Big Show Morning mini movie,
brought to you by aunt Tator's Jugs. Aplunny dairy barn
her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Because damn at aunt Tatter's Now.
Speaker 14 (13:33):
Ease those hemorrhoids into your favorite comfy chair and join
Ricky B. Sharp and his lovely wife Lucy R. In
the third chapter of All's Fair, Last time the world's
smallest man slipped our little Ricky a little mickey.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Then, hey, Lee, rise a shot a little pard.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
We got customers.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh oh my, that gum ahead?
Speaker 8 (14:02):
Hey man? Who are you?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Uh? Name is Ricky B. Sharp from Dog.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Never mind? Uh? Where's Lee?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Are you in the n o ft?
Speaker 14 (14:14):
By the looks of it, I'm going to ring his
that gum little chicken neck. All right, let me out
of here.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Wait wait, wait, hold on there, I can't run my
show without a shrimp. You ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Dude, And how do you plan on us stopping me?
Speaker 8 (14:27):
Y invisible fencing. The electrodes are woven through his clothes.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
He switched clothes up, me too, violated.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
Little sweaty. He's done this stuff before with other punity folks.
He'll probably come back probably SNAA. All right, Look, mister,
my wife is waiting for me out front. Tell her
what happened. Uh, I'm gonna pick her out from all
the other hay seeds.
Speaker 14 (14:53):
Oh you can't, mister dizzy blode, cat's eye glasses, leopard skin,
petal pushers, big hooters.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
And a bouth like a catfish.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
I said, Uh, I'm gonna pick her up. Customers are coming.
Good luck.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Wait, wait, hold on there, lurch. What am I supposed
to do?
Speaker 15 (15:10):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (15:11):
Ex ball?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Oh great, just great.
Speaker 16 (15:19):
I love the smell of fuddel cakes in the morning. Well,
so logs suckers.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Uh, there you are.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
I've been waiting over an hour.
Speaker 17 (15:28):
I got a good mind to take you over and
whack them all with use your head for a ballot. Hey,
you ain't.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Ricky could give it away. You're too tall. But these
are his clothes. What have you done with my Ricky?
Speaker 16 (15:40):
Well, he's kind of filling in for me over at
the side show, so I can take a little break.
Speaker 17 (15:44):
I don't know, something ain't right here. Ricky ain't prone
to kind of turns for strangers. Well, I just changed
to what a miserable life. I got around here out
of the goodness of his heart. He offered to take
my place for a while so I can come back
to enjoy a few hours fud like by you know,
uh that don't sound like Ricky Luss.
Speaker 16 (16:03):
I left him with a cold twelve pack, big screaming
satellite TV, twenty bucks in cash.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
That sounds like Ricky burn of Daylight double shall we?
Speaker 11 (16:12):
Well?
Speaker 14 (16:13):
Why not?
Speaker 16 (16:14):
Now you're talking? Sister, Lead the way so I can
check out deck caboose?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
What's that?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
I says? Time to cut loose?
Speaker 18 (16:22):
All right?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
I hope Rickey's enjoying hisself.
Speaker 16 (16:26):
It don't look real, ain't human for sure, looks kind
of like a shave monkey, monkey water Nanner, red deck.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
What a foot in the crack of his.
Speaker 14 (16:35):
He is Ricky B Sharp cut out for a life
and show business? Does Lucy R have her hands full
with Little Lee? Will Little Lee have his hands full
with Lucy R?
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Will if I'm lucky ah.
Speaker 19 (16:46):
Too?
Speaker 14 (16:47):
Tune in next time for the chitlin' rattling conclusion of
The Big Show Morning mini movie stirring Ricky B as
Ricky B, Lucy R as Lucy Are and Pearl The
wonder Dog.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
As the prettiest girl in Dolphin brought to you.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
By Aunt Teeners.
Speaker 14 (16:59):
Chunks Aplenty Barn, the only ice cream with high beams.
It don't look real until next time. This is your
old brick fairn saying so long.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Morning, hang rapping up our Big Show Monday Morning mini
movie with a final episode in the sac. Let me
tell you what we gonna play for on wordy word
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Speaker 14 (17:44):
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brought to you by Aunt Tator's Jugs of Plenty Dairy Barn.
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Speaker 3 (18:00):
Now, turn off your noggin and get ready for nonsense.
Speaker 14 (18:02):
In the fourth and final chapter of All's fair last time,
Ricky was the side show's newest star and Lucy Arwa's
babysitting little Lee Precan the foot high fugitive.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
That was great.
Speaker 17 (18:21):
I think that's the first time I've ever been on
the Twirling Hurl without having to listen to Ricket gagging
up fair grub at sucker, shir can move Sorry, kept
having to grand on to your leg like that. I
thought I was gonna get throwed out.
Speaker 16 (18:33):
I noticed you had had to use both hands a
couple of times. You know, I ain't had this much
fun in a long long time. Sweatye thank Oh, don't start?
Well what next?
Speaker 18 (18:44):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Well, I could go for another card, donk.
Speaker 17 (18:46):
Law another one. I don't know where you're putting up. Oh,
I got quite appetite for a lot of things. Hey,
I know, how about the tuddle of love over here?
Speaker 20 (18:56):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (18:57):
I don't know about that. I mean, well, you know,
because you're a married woman. No, I'm afraid of the dark. Ah,
that ain't nothing sides, it ain't like you be alone. Well,
I guess there's nothing else left to ride?
Speaker 6 (19:12):
Then'll be so sure? What's that? I said? I with
her all right too? Please Daddy?
Speaker 14 (19:21):
They by well keep you dead, good bit tough with
a yeppy little snut droppler.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
It's okay, son, you've got some nerve. Shame on you.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I wanted to do the hamster dad.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I ain't doing any stupid after dance when you were
do it for twenty bucks. Yeah, give me room. I'm
gonna break this mother out of it.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Let's go whoa, whoa, whoa Hold it there, big daddy.
You owe me twenty large. Yeah, it's stuffed munchkin. What
you cheap butlercker? Come back here ly wo uh oh
that was the mite damp.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Let me down, I said, am sorry, don't baby go back?
Come on, you grabby little goober.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Well, well, hey, sugar bitches, what happened? Didn't play long
enough to win the big prize?
Speaker 17 (20:22):
Your stubby stunt double got off hands across Hooderville and
the Tunnel of Love, and I had to teach him
a lesson in manners.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
She punched me right in the value bill.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, I thought your course sounded a little higher.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
So if you've had enough of show business, can we.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Go home a man?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Come on, lucky charms, shunk my duds?
Speaker 11 (20:39):
What now?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Shuck my duds? Get their clothes off.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Oh all right, here here, take your clothes back.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Hey, you got mustard on my favorite shirt?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Send me the bill. Hey, hold on a second, did
you mess your drawers?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I messed yours. Yeah, that invisible fish is tough on
a feller's give herd.
Speaker 17 (20:59):
What am I supposed to do now, I'd say laundry,
and judging from the amount of gray poopon in there,
you might have to run it through twice.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Took the words right out of my mouth. Hey, larch,
your start traction back is just.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
In town through the two o'clock show. Alright, y you
know the drill?
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Oh no, no anything.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Come on, woman, I'm gonna show you what it's like
to ride the tuddle of love with a real man.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Oh ricky, you devil?
Speaker 17 (21:32):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yep? I wore my athletic cup just in case another
happy ending. Wow, he's not doing it right? Well close enough.
Speaker 14 (21:49):
Thanks for carving a honk out of your am may
have to join us here at the Big Show. Morning
mini movie brought to you by Aunt Tator's Jugga Plnny
Dairy Barn. Her Sundays are as big as Hyundays and
aunt tatter Tune in next time for another mildly interesting
excursion into radio rucousness, when we once again chart a
course for comedy on the Big Show Morning Mini movie.
(22:12):
Until then, this is your old pal Burnfern saying, so.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Long, hard Man, was that fun? Oh my gosh, Man,
have you missed any of the episodes?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Check them out at the John won'milly Late Risers podcast
will be later after we end up to broadcast. Right now,
let's play our wordy word one eight hundred Big Show,
you don't free line, Get a couple of contestants, play next.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Good Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
It's a big show on the radio without a feature track,
with the Big Show bit box harding the Junior Nation
Band with a Halloween tune. The keywords hate Halloween. They
out the bed bogs when you hit the Bigshow dot
com And right now, let's.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Play I had everybody's head about the bad okay.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
But where Wordy Where Let's meet their contestants. We got
Head from Ashburn, Georgia. Good morning the Head, Good morning,
John Boyd, No buddy, welcome man. We got Jay from
over in Sylvester, Georgia. Good morning Jays.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Good morning John Boyd, Good morning Jay.
Speaker 18 (23:43):
There's head.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
There there's Jay, Ashburn, Sylvester. Y'all close to each other.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I mean, oh yeah, all right, no neighbors.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
How about that? I mean like in the same neighborhood
or like state.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
It's like twenty miles different, twenty miles away.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
All right, I got you, I got you now.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
All right, So Taylor, you and James and Sylvester. I'm
picturing him twenty miles to the east, and then me
and Ed we'll go.
Speaker 17 (24:08):
We have to meet up at the red lobster in
the middle and go halfway.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
So what we got range? Random words? Random words? This morning?
Speaker 11 (24:17):
Boys?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
So Jay, you relax, Me and Ed we'll go for
the first thirty seconds. All right, you ready to Ed?
Speaker 7 (24:24):
I hope?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
So John boy, all right, let's see what do the end?
Start the clock? Now, pull up a blank and have
a seat.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Pull up yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
The opposite of sad is happy.
Speaker 11 (24:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Go climb a what? No, I'm sorry the Alps. Climb
a what in the Alps? No in the Alps?
Speaker 7 (24:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yes, tweet tweet says the what and he flies Yeah
ah right, dog, all got hung up on climbing my deals?
A four on the board. All right, Jay, and Taylor
for your round. One ready, Jay.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
And go.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
What kind of blank do you like?
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Country rock?
Speaker 11 (25:22):
Rap?
Speaker 7 (25:23):
What kind of blank?
Speaker 19 (25:26):
Yes, there you go.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Jackie is my best blank?
Speaker 14 (25:31):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Yes, you another name for like a sea?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
The sea? The water is the what go swim in
the Yes?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
At night time, you have one of these?
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Not a nightmare but a nice what.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
You read one of these?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yes? All right, well with reading the book. Put the
five on the board to take the lead by water sous.
I am all right there you go.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Alright, head, let's see what we can do add on
our four score. Okay you ready alight?
Speaker 15 (26:08):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Oh yeah, all right, start the clock now, not the evening,
but first thing in the morning.
Speaker 19 (26:16):
Uh huh ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
What did I do?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Laugh?
Speaker 11 (26:20):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I learned to blank in a pool. You got a blank?
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Well okay, blank me a secret in my ear?
Speaker 8 (26:29):
Blanket whisper?
Speaker 11 (26:31):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Put one of these over your head when it rains,
when it rains, open up, yes, uh huh. A computer,
a small computer that you open up.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Flapt up.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Hey, good work, head. I'm priding myself on that. And
put a six on the four. That is a ten score.
So tater and Jay five will force overtime six will
win it out right?
Speaker 7 (26:58):
You ready, Jay, okay go the Milky Way is are
what we live in the No, yeah, I'm sorry, it's
but in space it's called the blank.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Galaxy.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
We're moving on, Okay, you give it.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
An engagement ring is made.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Out of this stone.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
Usually an engagement ring is made out of this sparkly stone. Usually, no,
it's called it's also what's on the tip of a
record player needle.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
That was fun and when Jay likes rock music to
be cheap on the engagement ring.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
A shot down the road, Jackie, go work down, so
fust Jay appreciates you playing, Buddy, and all right man,
thanks buck.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Alight, did.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Look at you down, nashbur And in the Battle of Georgia.
We'll get that prize back, do you, buddy?
Speaker 17 (28:10):
Gay Bud, thank you give it.
Speaker 15 (28:12):
Can I give a shout out a couple of people
that have really had a big impact on my life?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Absolutely and Billy oh Man al Gomer.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
I appreciate him.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
I appreciate thirty years at least thirty years, will you guys,
it's not a big part my morning.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Awesome buddy, Thank you, n Thank you very much. All right, man,
hold on, good morning, got the big show on radio
that you're trying to get some save music?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What kind of blank do you like? Country rock rock?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Me, in his defense, milky Way is a candy bar. Yes, yeah,
you gave.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Away that well, I would say in a blank far
far away, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 19 (29:05):
Sure. Now that you've had forty yeah, forty.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Second extra seconds, all right, well, let's move on with
our lives and the show.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Why was you got it?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Bubba Ray Collins got through on the John Bone Build
Facebook page with a bit requests, uh occajun getting the job?
We got you, Bubba Ray? Coming up next? Good morning,
(29:48):
Big shows on the radio, and something you would.
Speaker 10 (29:50):
Like to hear it?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
And you say, man, I'd like to hear that again.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Remember that I Gotta do is halfway describing our girl,
Tator get on it. It was helping the John Bone
bill face page Vinjenny to tackle that even in twenty six.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Now I'm got one, y'all do that.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
So, requests from Bubbarred Collins. This morning, Here go, Bubba Ray.
Speaker 20 (30:15):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Job Application. Our story opens in the personnel department of
the brushy Wood Power and Light Company.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Mister Kavanaugh only thah, yes, miss Summer.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Mister Boudreaux has finished his application.
Speaker 15 (30:41):
Yes, it's very good. Send it me in and while
you're on, would you please mind shaving?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yes, thank you, mister Boudreaux. Right this way, Thank you
so much, ma'am. You know you might if I look
at second walmu gee.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Thanks.
Speaker 15 (30:56):
I think I'm not sure which one frightens me more.
Come on in, have a seat there, mister Boudreaux. I'm
Fred Kavanaugh, Director of Personnel. So you're applying for the
meter reader job.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Eh, yes, sir, that's right. I'm from South Louisiana.
Speaker 21 (31:10):
I've been reading meeting for the Timid Doe elector comment
for twenty two years. Dad woman said the job start
first hag in the morning.
Speaker 19 (31:16):
Yes, yes, it does. Just have a look at your
application here, yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Oh.
Speaker 15 (31:23):
Well, I'm afraid I can't make out some of what
you've written here, mister Boudreaux. In fact, to be honest
with you, sir, I can't understand.
Speaker 19 (31:28):
Anything you've written here.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
What do you mean?
Speaker 15 (31:31):
Well, and as far as I can see, you've just
filled up the entire page with random squiggles and drawings
of little animals.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Oh dad, I can explain.
Speaker 15 (31:39):
Dad.
Speaker 21 (31:39):
See, in South Louisiana, we got a different way to
wrote stuff down.
Speaker 15 (31:43):
Uh huh, but this looks like some kind of cross
between Egyptian hieroglyphics and bathroom graffiti.
Speaker 19 (31:48):
Sir, I'm afraid this won't do it all.
Speaker 11 (31:49):
Why not?
Speaker 19 (31:50):
Well, you see, mister.
Speaker 15 (31:51):
Boudreaux, being a meter reader involves writing precise measurements down
on an official form.
Speaker 19 (31:56):
You can't have your doodling birds and bees all over
the place.
Speaker 21 (31:59):
I understand what you're saying. But to tell you the truth,
I take my way. It's just as good as your way.
Let me explain. Look right here, what that look like.
Speaker 19 (32:07):
Looks like gay drawing up a group of trees.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
That's what it is, and that represents the number nine.
Speaker 8 (32:13):
Um, I'm not following you.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Well, you got a tree and a tree and a
tree that make nine. Now see how easy that is.
Speaker 15 (32:23):
I'm very pleased with yourself, mister, butrow you'll be working
with bigger numbers than just that.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
That ain't no problem. No, no, watch this, okay, Now
what that look like?
Speaker 19 (32:34):
Let's see you you took your finger and smudged each
of the little tree.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Drawings exactly, and that represents the number ninety nine.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
How do your finger that.
Speaker 21 (32:44):
Would that smudge change each one of them little pictures
from a tree to a dirty tree. See you got
dirty tree and dirty tree and dirty tree.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
That's going nine to nine.
Speaker 15 (32:54):
I believe your people say, ah, well, mister Boudreaux, this
is all are interesting, But then you can't be filling
up a whole pave with little drawings of trees.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You don't got to do.
Speaker 17 (33:05):
Dad.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Look here, see that nine or nine. I'll make it
into a hundred.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (33:09):
Is that a dog standing beside one of the trains?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yep, that's right.
Speaker 19 (33:12):
One of those little black squiggles you drew under each
of the trees.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Dim down dog turns that no dog come by, left
one under each tree, and that make it a hundred.
What how do you figure that car?
Speaker 17 (33:25):
Now?
Speaker 21 (33:26):
Each one of them dirty tree, he's got a turret
underneath it. See dirty tree in the turret, dirty tree
in the turret, dirty tree.
Speaker 17 (33:32):
In the terre.
Speaker 20 (33:33):
So one time you want me to walk in the morning,
which means we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
What is this little elephant represented tune up again next
time when we hear the crusty old cashier at the
(33:55):
billing window.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold it all again.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Morning. It's me showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Thanks hello, So tavern phoenus up this morning Monday night
football and football weather Gray Weather to watch the game
out on their patio and bring your dogs. Need to
spend Monday evening with your dogs here. Don't ignore them
just cause footballs on. Bring them with a loso Taverns South.
Then in Sharla, North Carolina, Lewin Daniel said, uh huh, heah,
(34:51):
know what you mean. Key word for this tune from
the Junior Nation band. Hey Halloween, So the big box
at the Big Show dot Com is.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Get it wladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
The Junior Nation Man presents a very unhalloween sounding tribute
to Halloween, mainly because Halloween gets on our nerves, goes
like this where it began. I can't begin to tell you,
(35:22):
but I can tell you it's the worst summer to fall.
And then it's late October, and lordy, I dread the
thirty Firs.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
It's all dressed up.
Speaker 18 (35:51):
At the door.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Begging for.
Speaker 11 (35:57):
Candy. Ball power blood.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
If I cold, I'm freeling me.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Helloween is not chill. The cols they.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Stay out too late, and then they start randolizing. It
ain't no surprise with kids like these. First they throw rocks,
Next comes the toilet papers all over the yard, and
(36:50):
in the trees they're palms, getting drawn, getting wild, getting me.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
On pistol.
Speaker 18 (37:13):
Halloween drives me right out of my mind.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Put my foot and the crack up there behind.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
And I will too.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
That's right. Kids, don't come around my trader on Halloween
night because my bowl of candy has officially been replaced
by can of whoop back and.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
You don't want me to open it up.
Speaker 18 (37:49):
I hallowen, I blowed if I could feelingly.
Speaker 17 (38:05):
Hello is not too.
Speaker 12 (38:13):
Big Boxes here all your favorites from four decades of
The Big Show ninety nine since each fifteen for nine
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Speaker 3 (38:18):
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