September 2, 2024 • 41 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it's Labor Day and with the whole crew off for the Holiday, we thought you might enjoy hearing an Encore edition of our show from April of 2020.. - With the whole country facing a total lockdown, we were trying to figure out how to live through the pandemic and still maintain a "business as usual" mindset for the show - Crazy times indeed.. - Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
You find them on that the Big Shows on the
radio video today. Hell, this dog's got the most painful
way to go downstairs.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It makes me hurt.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Man, y'all check it out at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
All right and right down were ready?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Okay, come y'all, same Wills.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It's time to.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Quiz because they hated Marty here from Florence, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Good morning, Marty, Good morning guys. We are today, man,
we are doing all right? Hope you are everything right
down to floats?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh yeah, sir, on a fine Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yes, sir, Man go down across the state line when
I'm heading to the farm. Man, I'll tell you what
how Carolina is moving around, But you in the cars,
it's just getting out driving.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Marty. Well, listen to Bedlan and winning this prize pack well.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
A seaside tourist village in the country of Wales has
been taken over by an occupying army of goats. The
country on lockdown due to the coronavirus pandemic. I heard
of Cashmiri mountain goats who live in the nearby hills
has ventured down into the middle of town. They've been
spending their days just kind of wandering around checking out
the local attractions. Pictures of the goats are getting lots
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of attention on Twitter. A local hotel tweeted that the
goat the goats are very well behaved so far, among
other goat related tweets. A local restaurant calls it a
delight unexpected surprise. Be The mayor reminded the goats to
travel in groups smaller than ten or see. One of
the goats said, a lovely place will definitely be back next.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Year, but you have Marty, let me see.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Its good work here. Greg Warren was trying to win
your prize back as massive he did.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Marty and that family owned business from South Carolina, Habo Outdoors.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We're gonna hook you up a bunch of Haybo stuff
for you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Awesome man, awesome, Thank y'all very much.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
May be zab have great day.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Hang on, let us jump out, catch you up on
you were new right on the other side our time
capsule this April seventeenth, Hang aful life.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Well.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Well, well, you know there's an old saying that some
people are dog people and some people are cat people.
I'm proud to say I'm a dog people. Meet Blue Dough,
my English bulldog.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
He's like a second.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Child to me. My wife says I spoil him, but
I don't think so. Little rain Booties isn't spoiling him.
It's common sense. I just think of myself as a caring,
responsible pet owner, even if it means I have to
go without.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Blue Doo sleeps about fifteen hours a day. He lounges
wherever he pleases, enjoying a variety of luxurious places to sleep.
He really enjoyed the expensive memory foam bed I got him.
Judging from how much of it he ate, I'd say
it was delicious. I sleep about six hours a night
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on a lumpy hand me down mattress next to my
lumpy hand me down wife. Oh she's been married before.
Bluto has the best veterinary care available. He goes in
once a year for a checkup or whenever the need arises.
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Being English, his teeth are always a concern, so he
gets a visit to the doggie dentist on a regular basis.
He doesn't have insurance, so it all comes out of
his master's pocket. I only go to the doctor when
I can't stop the bleeding on my own. I'll let
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that one sink in from a little sip of coffee,
and long we go.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Page two.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Bluto eats whenever he likes. His meals are as good
a quality as his master's budget allows.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Suffice to say he eats.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Like a king.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
He even has dishes with his name on it to
get washed after each meal to make sure his nutritional
needs are met. I'm happy to settle for a little less.
I'm very content with ramen noodles. You know, if you
cut up spam in it, it's like a red nick
low main. I'm more than happy to take time out
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of my day to take Bluto out to do his business.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Afterwards, I have to clean up after him.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
I spend a few minutes behind a pooper scooper patrolling
the brown zone. As for me, if I run out
of toilet paper, I have to hope there's an old
sock within reach, and.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm wearing one right now. Probably ought to wash him for.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Sometimes I have to be a stern parent and punish
Bluto when he's been bad. If he shreds the newspaper
or tears up a sofa pillow, He gets a tap
with a rolled up newspaper, and you know what, he
couldn't care less. Still up to me to clean up
after him. Now, if I make a mess, my wife
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hits me with a rolled up newspaper, and then I
have to clean myself up. If I'm really bad, she
makes me spend time with a damn family. So with
all that knowledge, I started adding things up. Let's see here,
Bluto lives in a nice neighborhood, in a house bigger
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than he needs, and it's all rent free. He spends
all day sitting on his big old bulldog butt, doing
nothing to earn his keep. All his medical and living
expenses are picked up by someone he's not even related to.
He doesn't do jack squat, and all his costs are
covered by someone who goes out and earns a living
every day. That's when it hit me like a ton
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of bricks. Holy crap, My dog is a democrat. But
at least he has a birth certification.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
John Boya and Billy gonna slow that card out, go credit.
There's a neighborhood, there's ain't no residential district. Good morning, radio.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Done right, Good morning, that's a big show on the
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radio that, as the saying goes, there's always something exciting
happening in Dismal sep At South Carolina, and here to
tell us about it, as he mayor himself, the Honorable
Merwin Coop fiddleswoop.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Good morning, John Boy and Billy and all your wonderful lesson.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Ben awhile says we heard from you, Mayor.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, sorry about that. I've just been so busy. Really no,
I just dropped the ball. But believe me, this will
make up for everything. I'm proud to announce that Dismal
Seepage has landed its very first championship sports tournament.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Wow, that's amazing. Congratulations, Thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
It's taken quite a while to iron out all the details,
but now we're ready to go when it all starts
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
All right, So what is it? Basketball? Volleyball?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Oh? Even better, women's roller derby. The whole weekend of
banked turns and floor burns, swinging fists and surprising twists,
throwing fits and pussy.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, I'll get the picture.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Listen, I don't mean to throw cold water on your plans, mare,
But I thought there was a ban on sporting events.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
The way ahead of you. We'll be streaming it live at.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
The old technology loophole.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
What about the Oh, they'll all be wearing CDC approved masks,
and from some of their publicity shots I've seen, is
probably a good thing. What brought on this? Well, not
to brag, John Boy, but I'm quite the connoisseur of
roller derby. I go all the way back to the
days of the La Thunderbirds and Bay City Bombers. In fact,
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I dated a roller derby player in the sixties.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wow, the sixties, You do go way back?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh, no, it was only about twenty years ago. She
was in the No, I've always been attracted to older women,
especially ones on roller skates. You know, when she gets drunk,
you can just pull her to the car without having
to carry.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Have we ever heard of her? What was her name?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Well, she skated under the name Denise.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
The Kraken doesn't ring a bell. What was her real name?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Hell, I don't know. I was starstruck and you will
be too. At the big Dismal Seepage roller derby tournament
featuring teams like the Booty Scooters, Hissing Kittens, the thunder Grundles,
the Blocker Moms, the hell No Kiddies, the Roly Holers. Oh,
(11:12):
I just got that one, the Beverly Killbillies, the Purple Nurples,
the Russian Rolettes, and of course the dismal Seepage home
team of the Hurricanes. This is going to blow the
doors off the chev Wooly Sports Complex.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Well, it sounds very exciting.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Oh, there's gonna be plenty of exciting things happening this weekend,
John Boyd, We'll take a break in the middle of
the tournament on Saturday night for a long awaited match
race between two bitter rivals. On one side is the
pariah in a pants suit Artillery Clinton, and on the
other is the Alaskan bombshell Sarah Impalin. They'll be joined
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at the wrist by a six foot length of chain
and the first one to drag the other one around
the trucks.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Wow, that sounds brutal, Yeah, brutal and hot.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Are the teams gonna want to compete in front of
all those empty seats?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Oh, the NBA has been doing it for years. They
think fine with it, and there's going to be a
very special attraction. The Killer Gardeners, a professional kids roller team,
will face off against the rookie team of the Pee
Wee Wheelers. It's the classic David versus Goliath matchup, a
real crash course in roller derby, no pun intended.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Wait a minute, is that saves?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
That's a great question, John Boyce. We'll also have a
special We'll have a special exhibition of vintage players from
the Golden.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Era, older women on skates.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, well sort of. They'll be on Rascals. It's more
like an open air demolition derby, zipping around that track
at three miles an hour, swapping paint and kicking taint,
with a special appearance, by the way, by my former
sweetheart Denise the Rocket. You know what I think.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I think this whole thing is just an excuse to
see your old girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
So be sure to tune in to the weekend. And
by the way, if the Rascals are rockings, don't come
a knock Morty.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Big show's on the radio, and more big show right
around the corner herero.
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magnate in millionaire Japanese business man. I also John boy
Ian Berrie's boss. It's your rast warning. I order you
listen to big show. You better rat Cookie boy or yes,
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no go big show and somebody breaze.
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stop saying do something for a ribbing. Don't sit over
there all time, John Boy, get in front of microphone.
That's all he do period. The only smile one he
over thered at computer type. He take you don't want
to ride on? Joel Haero, Jackie, Good morning.
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Ain't got a bow Jangles near you? Drive through is open? Yeah,
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To play last chance to join the winners. This week
it's a big show rolls on.
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Good Morning. Big Show's on the radio. Coming up. We're
gonna play worthy word.
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new movie's coming out there just streaming. We found out
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about what was talking about earlier. But the movie theaters
are closed, but boy can't wait till they open.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Listen to what we got here? A chance meeting on
a city street.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Julie, Hey, Dave, been a long time, You look great.
You want to grab some coffee?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Old friends rediscover feelings from the past.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
What happened to us anyway?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Listen, it was really.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Great to see. But I kind of have to run.
But sometimes the past should stay buried.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
Dave call me.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I don't think that's such a good idea, because sometimes
the past is a dangerous thing, especially when it involves
things that could threaten the present, like a secret government
project that's been going on for over sixty years. Oooh easy,
they're looking project directed from the highest levels of the
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United States government.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
You I want to lighten up on the spoilers. There
chief a.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Hidden council that secretly moves the levers of power around
the world.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
Wow, is he going to give away the whole movie?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Start to sound that way? A project that stretches from Moscow?
What he did not know he would be part of
this trailer to Beijing? Not I mean giveaway essential bract
detail to a race of alien beings that walk among
us out there? It is he gave away the big
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twist of the list.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
TV actor inexplicably given a chance at big screen success
in a role clearly intended for a bigger name. What
a fading actress desperate for one last shot at stardom.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
Faiting actress?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
That's it?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Passions, rise, tempers, flair.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
You're telling me you're just.
Speaker 8 (17:59):
Rolling the movie.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Who said I was fading?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Who?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Hearts are filled with an uncontrollable rage.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Come on, booth, I'll show you some uncontrollable rage.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Francis Ford Owensby presents a violent vision of a world
gone wrong. You oughta know you're the one that's skirted up.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Now in the store, the fire of white hot anger
rushes to an unforgettable violent climax.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, jack ass, this is what you get for running
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Speaker 1 (18:46):
Weird tris I thattle something different? There, Ah, y'all you
ready to play wordy word? Let's do it one eight
hundred big show you told, free line, get a couple
of contestants, team up and play next.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
That's a big show on the radio rolling through you Friday,
and a brand new video of the day. This dog
is perfected the most painful way to go downstairs. I
don't see it for yourself. If the brand even runs
it back and have to watch it again.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
There, I don't see a video. I've been working on
it before he perfected it.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Checking out the Big Show dot com be taking classic
big requests off the wall coming up in minutes.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
But right now I had everybody's head. I buy the
bed don the word, any word. Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
We got Patricia from Philippie Us Virginia Good morning, Patricia,
Good morning, good morning, and we got John from Benton, Tennessee.
Good morning John. All right, well, welcome you all, John,
your own team, Tater and Randy. Patricia on the John
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Warren Billy side. All right, we'll do two rends. Good
luck to y'all. A pilla has got the word tabs here,
so John, you relax me and Patricia for the first
thirty seconds. All right, Patricia you ready, yes, okay, baby,
here we go starting the clock. Now you breathe this
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another word? Yeah, all right, superhero blank Gordon. He was
real fast. Yes, all right, you're not sharp, you are?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
This is a bird at the ocean, a bird not yes,
all right. The ABC's are also your alphabet. Yes, all right,
put a five on the board. Quiet voice in her
head sounds like a man.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
All right, andrisa working it out?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Ah, I did.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
We're going around one with John and Tater for first thirty.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Alrighty okay, and go on our money. It says in
God we you put this on your you sew with this,
You put this on your thumb. It's you. You eat
this in the morning.
Speaker 10 (21:39):
It's not a donut, but it's it's like a new York.
It looks like a donut, but it's not. Yeah you
something that stays this color all year long. It's a
tree that stays color all year long. Huh yeah, what
but but it stays for blank?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
What it's a it's okay?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Right three on the board for John five to three
Patricia leeds by two and here we go in the
round two.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
All right, Patricia and Billy Are you ready? Patricia? Okay?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Picking up on that last one, go sure you that
stays the same color all the year long?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
As a what? There you go.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
See if you want to guess something, you might get
a blank from somebody to help me guess it.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Another another word for it. I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
I'm gonna give you a blank so you can figure
this out.
Speaker 11 (22:37):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
You play this instrument by humming into it. It looks
like a little horn, but you hum into it. I'm honestly.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Right for the two on the five a total of
seven for Patricia. So John and Randy, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Four will time?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Five?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Will win? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
John? Yeah, I'm ready. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
And picking up on that last one, go okay, Johnson,
I say, yeah, there you go, Thank you? All right?
So this is the thing that you sold with. You
have to have thread, and that's right. And these are
the little black things that get on the dogs. Uh close,
yeah see. And so these are the little This is
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a vegetable. It's green and round. They come three in
a pod cabage, no smart please, yes, and pay a
four for a tie score. We go to overtime. Alright,
(23:42):
all right, prolonging the game.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Here we'll we're like four cabbages in the park.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, all right, here we go. We got an extra
thirty seconds to determine the winner. Patricia, you up first?
Who you want me or Billy? All right?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Ready go when you pray, you get down on your
what lam Yep, rhymes with it. It doesn't cost anything.
It's absolutely free.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
She was Andy's housekeeper on Mayberry.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
She was related to him.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Francis Bobbier played this character. She lived in Andy's house. Yep,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Rhymes with it. You might brew a cup of this
a little bag. Yep. Let's see the sailors go out
to what.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yes, yeah, y'all put a five on the board for Patricia.
So now, John, who do you want ran? Dear Marcy?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Me up?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You got dan all right, you need five the force
double over time six to win?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Ready go A.
Speaker 9 (24:57):
Pine is one of these. They're outside, they're tall. We
get wood from.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (25:02):
You you may cut your hair. A woman will cut
her hair just at her forehead. It's called.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
You.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
You if you live life well, you go.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Up to No, you go up.
Speaker 9 (25:15):
God is up in.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:19):
If it's really old like it is so old they say,
oh he yeah, not antique but an old pers things.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
He said Asia, yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Before Patricia wins five to four time. John Taylor is
taking it very bad. Sorry for your loss, but you're hell.
Do you want to play again anytime?
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Oh? I loved it anyway. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
A right, John, You have a great day, man, stay safe.
Appreciate you brother, what no idea?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
All right by.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Patricia? Your price back? Head up, fellow Pie West Virginia.
Good game, congratulations, all right, Good morning, Big shows on
the radio. Time of the classic bit request of the morning.
Got here Landon Jones from Irwington, Georgia. Landon says Cadbury
goes duck hunting. Oh yeah, going Cadbury, Rickaby Sharp and
(26:28):
Randy wonderful job producing this classic bit of the morning.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Ass, Yes, do you have any sound effects for someone
getting raped by a dug?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can sure I can come up with.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
All Right, we're good, this is coming up next. You
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have more the big shows on the radio, Classic beer
request taken. Have a weekday about this time. Go to
the Big Show dot com. Choose the line. I go
to the John Moribuler facebook page. Marcy Chick. She opens
it up every morning, looks carefully and says, Landon Jones, Irwinton, Georgia,
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it's your request. All right, Well boys, we finally made it.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Here's the dog line. Let's get settled in. I thought
there were three of us. Yes, he takes considerably smaller
steps than we do, sir. If the church pickers could
have walked so fair You know there's bears out.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Here, right, you've nothing to fairness to shop. I'm sure
a mouse would be more filling.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
But down you're gonna run the ducks off. Let's get
in the blind. Hey, this is a pretty sweet setup.
It is quite cozy. Yeah, but something's messing. Wait a
second word of the decoys. Oh way to go, mister French.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Oh no, I'm only hearing my capacity as chauffeur and
aid de camp to serve.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I leave the details of the journey to you, sportsman.
Well this is great. Shall I venture back to the
vehicle to retrieve the items?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
No, we'll just have to make do without decoys. Da nebbit,
it's a wasted trip. Maybe not. Look at this.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
That's one of miss Pearl's toys, stuffed squeaky duck toy.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I got an idea. What are you doing, sir? Taking
the stuffing out here?
Speaker 11 (28:43):
Rickie?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
What am I supposed to doing this? Put it on?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh this is delicious?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Put it on and go out there and the ducks
will come in to investigate.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Oh no way, I got my dignity. You dress up
like a slice of pizza for a living? All right?
Give it to me this little tight How do I
look adorable? Perfect?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Now get out there and act like a guve. I
ain't got no waiters. Shall I cut two fingers off
a rubber glove? I'm going I'm going use your duck call.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Ain't that one?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Oh brother, We'll do something, dear, no quack, you idiot.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Back back where.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I believe it. Look, holy crap is working? You're doing great,
keep it up, back back, back back, and this is
why they call them setting ducks.
Speaker 12 (29:52):
Sir, Wait right, look, I'm looking I should be shooting. No, sir,
that's an extremely rare halloquin McGan. Oh what you can't
shoot him, sir, he's extremely rare.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
What's he doing? Oh dear? He must be a breeding male,
and it appears he has eyes for our decoy. Wow,
I think he.
Speaker 9 (30:20):
Wants me to lay in eighty.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
I'm married.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Give him about.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Ricky, get out of there. I'm trying, but he won't
hurt me. Loose Cadbury, do something, I am, sir, I'm
filming it on my phone. Don't shoot, so don't shoot.
I can't shoot Ricky. I might hit you.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
That's helling me burn.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
What's happening?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Now?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
What should we do? Cadberry? Just wait, sir, I think
he's almost finished.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Put.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Besides, it's nice to have one of these adventures where
I'm not on the receiving end of the humiliation. Oh dear,
what is that a bear.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Down? Here?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Come on, you guys, it's gonna carry my stuff back
to the trust. Good Friday morning, it's a big show
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on the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
And yeah, we got our Friday morning, quarterback Tom sosin
with us. He is on the phone as we continue
lire anti social distancing.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Well, you don't have to be anti social.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
That seems like we are. Hey, good morning, Tom.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I like that, man.
Speaker 13 (32:26):
It's first I heard that anti social distancing. That's at
accurate too, man.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Thank you very much. I miss you in here.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I need your support.
Speaker 13 (32:37):
Yeah, you just need to beat me and wordy words.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
What can need.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
We'll miss your old worthy word too, buddy.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Well, hopefully it won't be long before you get back
in here and we can get on with our lives
and get some sports action.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
So, uh, there was a little NFL stuff. Uh, it's
earning our home team, Carolina Panthers this week.
Speaker 13 (32:56):
Yeah, they signed Christian McCaffrey, the twenty three year old
running back, to the biggest contract in league history for
a running back. And you know, running backs have been devalued.
There probably won't be a running back selected in the
round of next week's draft, but McCaffrey the last two seasons,
he set records for most receptions ever by a running back.
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So he's he's not just running back, he's a receiver.
He works hard, he's a nice guy. He's been raising
money for first responders and health officials since the onser
that coronavirus and just he's a guy who want in
your team and on your town. So I like that contract,
which is going to run until he's twenty nine years old.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Wow. Now, so he's twenty three now, and it averages
out to about sixteen million dollars a year. Now, now, Tom,
he's on his last year going in here of his
rookie contract.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Does that correct? But then that that'svoided in this new contract. Exam.
Speaker 13 (33:54):
Now they're gonna he'll be under that contract for this
coming season and the season after, and then the four
year contract kicks in after that.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
So it's not quite as much as.
Speaker 13 (34:06):
It seems because he agreed to play two seasons under
the initial contract.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Okay, so the sixteen million doesn't kick in for a
couple of.
Speaker 13 (34:14):
Years, right, And so he's twenty three now, and by
the time he kicks in, it'll be twenty five and
then typically running backs used up at the time. The
thirty in his contract will expire when he's twenty nine.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Well, so he passed Ezekiel ell Ezekiel Elliott the Dallas
Cowboys was the NFL's highest played at fifteen million year,
so McCaffrey beats that, and then Leveon Bell, who now
runs for the Jets, it's like about fourteen million. So
they'll still be the two highest paid for the next
couple of years. For Christians kicks in, I guess, yeah.
Speaker 13 (34:49):
And he just like having him here. I mean, I
thought it was cool. He's a musician in his spare time,
and he put on a concert online and all the
money he made, all the contributions go to health officials,
and I thought, you know, it's just a neat little
thing to do, and he's that kind of guy.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
So man, well, you know, and a lot of people
were saying so many touches. You know, he had the
most touches in the NFL last year. Of course he
was first with scrimmage yearde and scrimmage TDS. They will
going maybe back off a little bit so he'll maybe
have some longevity at that running back position because, like
you said, man, running backs get beat up pretty quick.
Speaker 13 (35:27):
Yeah, and he has not missed a game in three years.
He missed some snaps last year. One game he did
a flip to get in the end zone. He got
hurt and he was out for a couple of series,
but otherwise he has not missed a game. But I
think what you'll see them do next year is us
him even more as a receiver than he has. And
I think they'll just find ways to you know, supplement him,
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to work other running backs in and to throw more passes.
And I think, but I think they'll do a lot
of quick hitting passes to him. That was the new
offensive coordinator, Joe Brady. That was his style at LSU,
and I think you'll see him do the same thing
with McCaffrey and the Panthers.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
All right, well, great guy, glad, it's going to be
on the team. Well one thing, Tom, I did hear
this that his agent has a history of getting his
clients paid and then trading them. You think it's anything
to that, Well, the Panthers going to go ahead and
get him locked up and there's a nice contract for him,
and then trade it. Maybe now you're saying, you know,
it'll be two years for that kicks in, before the
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really big money kicks in.
Speaker 13 (36:30):
I think what they need, the Panthers is to have,
you know, new regime, still a relatively new owner, a
new coach knew almost everything. And I think they need
to retain one player that.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
People have heard of.
Speaker 13 (36:42):
I mean, they got Cam Newton is gone, and Greg
Olsen is gone and pretty much Keikley's gone. Everybody's gone,
and this this guy is the face of the franchise
and I think every team needs that. And I think
I think they will hang on to McCaffrey.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
All right, I'm with you, buddy. Right, what else been
going on to be keeping up with any world?
Speaker 13 (37:01):
It's it's funny. You've got people are now coming back
and saying, all right, it's time to get back to business.
Dana White, who runs the Ultimate Fighting Championship, says, you know,
they're big scheduled events. The next one is May nine.
He said, that's going to go off as schedule and
they're going to pick up the schedule from there. And
the Golf Digest reports that the p PGA schedule resume
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on June eleventh with a tournament in Fort Worth. And
obviously they're they're moving things around the PGA Championships, the Masters,
things like that. But he's, you know, they they say
that they're.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Back to business.
Speaker 13 (37:38):
But there was a poll taken by called the well,
the School of Business at Fordham now not for him
at Seaton Hall. And they took a poll and seventy
two percent of the respond and said they will not
attend a sporting event until the vaccine has been developed.
So you got some people ready to go back to work,
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and you've got some people who are afraid to watch
them go back to work.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
About that, and then again, man, if I can just
do it without the fans for a while to give
us something to so I'm sports to watch on TV,
that'd be nice.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Kill us.
Speaker 13 (38:12):
The NFL draft, man, The draft is next week on Thursday,
and they've been working. Microsoft is working with the NFL
because the NFL, everybody's going to be connected on one site.
And you can imagine if that site is hacked and
you suddenly the Panthers take in the first round a
four hundred pound guy from Elkhorn State. I mean, they
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got to make sure it's not hacked at all. And
I can just see Marty Herny as a GM for
the Panthers, as a friend. He is not a technological
savvy guy, and I can just see him with a
computer at the kitchen table. There's a boxing cheerios in
the background, maybe a glass got and he builds it
on his laptop. So they're they're doing all these The
(38:55):
NFL is trying to make it as safe as they can,
so they're gonna everybody's going to be connected by landlines
as well as the computers. And they're, like I said,
they're having a test run before the draft, and they
met with Microsoft officials and they would just want to
make sure this thing goes. And some people have criticized
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the NFL for doing this, but man, I don't see
anything to criticize them for. They're doing it remotely. Goodell
is going to be at his house. Nobody is going
to be in a central location. And Ron Rivera, you know,
the former Panthers coach. You've had him in the studio
and he's now the Redskins coach. He said he's going
to just commandeer his daughter's workspace at their house and
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he's going to do the draft from there. So I
think you're going to see a lot of old guys
who are not very computer savvy like me as opposed Randy,
and I think you'll see them doing that and hopefully
as out of hands and you know, school toown boy
next Thursday, next Friday, next Saturday, we get to watch
an actual sporting event.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Go online, Yes, sir, looking forward to that man, Yes sir,
all right, all right, tom, but thank you buddy.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
You have a great weekend. We'll catch up with you
next week.
Speaker 13 (40:09):
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Speaker 11 (40:41):
Right here, we know the air is unfit to breathe
and our food is unfit to eat. We sit watching
our TVs while some local loosecasta tells us that today
we had fifteen homess eyes and sixty three violent crimes.
Because if that's the way it's supposed to be. We
know things are bad. Worse than bad, they're crazy. It's
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like everything everywhere is going crazy. So we don't go
out anymore. We sit in the house and slowly the
world we're living in is getting smaller, And all we
say is, please, at least leave us alone in our
living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV
and my steel belting radios. And I won't say anything,
Just leave us alone.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Well, I'm not good to.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Leave you alone.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
I want you to get mad.
You find them on that the Big Shows on the
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way to go downstairs.
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It makes me hurt.
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Speaker 3 (00:42):
Girl?
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Okay, come y'all, same Wills.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It's time to.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Quiz because they hated Marty here from Florence, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Good morning, Marty, Good morning guys. We are today, man,
we are doing all right? Hope you are everything right
down to floats?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh yeah, sir, on a fine Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yes, sir, Man go down across the state line when
I'm heading to the farm. Man, I'll tell you what
how Carolina is moving around, But you in the cars,
it's just getting out driving.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Marty. Well, listen to Bedlan and winning this prize pack well.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
A seaside tourist village in the country of Wales has
been taken over by an occupying army of goats. The
country on lockdown due to the coronavirus pandemic. I heard
of Cashmiri mountain goats who live in the nearby hills
has ventured down into the middle of town. They've been
spending their days just kind of wandering around checking out
the local attractions. Pictures of the goats are getting lots
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of attention on Twitter. A local hotel tweeted that the
goat the goats are very well behaved so far, among
other goat related tweets. A local restaurant calls it a
delight unexpected surprise. Be The mayor reminded the goats to
travel in groups smaller than ten or see. One of
the goats said, a lovely place will definitely be back next.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Year, but you have Marty, let me see.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Its good work here. Greg Warren was trying to win
your prize back as massive he did.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Marty and that family owned business from South Carolina, Habo Outdoors.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We're gonna hook you up a bunch of Haybo stuff
for you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Awesome man, awesome, Thank y'all very much.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
May be zab have great day.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Hang on, let us jump out, catch you up on
you were new right on the other side our time
capsule this April seventeenth, Hang aful life.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Well.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Well, well, you know there's an old saying that some
people are dog people and some people are cat people.
I'm proud to say I'm a dog people. Meet Blue Dough,
my English bulldog.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
He's like a second.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Child to me. My wife says I spoil him, but
I don't think so. Little rain Booties isn't spoiling him.
It's common sense. I just think of myself as a caring,
responsible pet owner, even if it means I have to
go without.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Blue Doo sleeps about fifteen hours a day. He lounges
wherever he pleases, enjoying a variety of luxurious places to sleep.
He really enjoyed the expensive memory foam bed I got him.
Judging from how much of it he ate, I'd say
it was delicious. I sleep about six hours a night
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on a lumpy hand me down mattress next to my
lumpy hand me down wife. Oh she's been married before.
Bluto has the best veterinary care available. He goes in
once a year for a checkup or whenever the need arises.
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Being English, his teeth are always a concern, so he
gets a visit to the doggie dentist on a regular basis.
He doesn't have insurance, so it all comes out of
his master's pocket. I only go to the doctor when
I can't stop the bleeding on my own. I'll let
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that one sink in from a little sip of coffee,
and long we go.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Page two.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Bluto eats whenever he likes. His meals are as good
a quality as his master's budget allows.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Suffice to say he eats.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Like a king.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
He even has dishes with his name on it to
get washed after each meal to make sure his nutritional
needs are met. I'm happy to settle for a little less.
I'm very content with ramen noodles. You know, if you
cut up spam in it, it's like a red nick
low main. I'm more than happy to take time out
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of my day to take Bluto out to do his business.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Afterwards, I have to clean up after him.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
I spend a few minutes behind a pooper scooper patrolling
the brown zone. As for me, if I run out
of toilet paper, I have to hope there's an old
sock within reach, and.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm wearing one right now. Probably ought to wash him for.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Sometimes I have to be a stern parent and punish
Bluto when he's been bad. If he shreds the newspaper
or tears up a sofa pillow, He gets a tap
with a rolled up newspaper, and you know what, he
couldn't care less. Still up to me to clean up
after him. Now, if I make a mess, my wife
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hits me with a rolled up newspaper, and then I
have to clean myself up. If I'm really bad, she
makes me spend time with a damn family. So with
all that knowledge, I started adding things up. Let's see here,
Bluto lives in a nice neighborhood, in a house bigger
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than he needs, and it's all rent free. He spends
all day sitting on his big old bulldog butt, doing
nothing to earn his keep. All his medical and living
expenses are picked up by someone he's not even related to.
He doesn't do jack squat, and all his costs are
covered by someone who goes out and earns a living
every day. That's when it hit me like a ton
(07:46):
of bricks. Holy crap, My dog is a democrat. But
at least he has a birth certification.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
John Boya and Billy gonna slow that card out, go credit.
There's a neighborhood, there's ain't no residential district. Good morning, radio.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Done right, Good morning, that's a big show on the
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radio that, as the saying goes, there's always something exciting
happening in Dismal sep At South Carolina, and here to
tell us about it, as he mayor himself, the Honorable
Merwin Coop fiddleswoop.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Good morning, John Boy and Billy and all your wonderful lesson.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Ben awhile says we heard from you, Mayor.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, sorry about that. I've just been so busy. Really no,
I just dropped the ball. But believe me, this will
make up for everything. I'm proud to announce that Dismal
Seepage has landed its very first championship sports tournament.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Wow, that's amazing. Congratulations, Thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
It's taken quite a while to iron out all the details,
but now we're ready to go when it all starts
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
All right, So what is it? Basketball? Volleyball?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Oh? Even better, women's roller derby. The whole weekend of
banked turns and floor burns, swinging fists and surprising twists,
throwing fits and pussy.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, I'll get the picture.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Listen, I don't mean to throw cold water on your plans, mare,
But I thought there was a ban on sporting events.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
The way ahead of you. We'll be streaming it live at.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
The old technology loophole.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
What about the Oh, they'll all be wearing CDC approved masks,
and from some of their publicity shots I've seen, is
probably a good thing. What brought on this? Well, not
to brag, John Boy, but I'm quite the connoisseur of
roller derby. I go all the way back to the
days of the La Thunderbirds and Bay City Bombers. In fact,
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I dated a roller derby player in the sixties.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wow, the sixties, You do go way back?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh, no, it was only about twenty years ago. She
was in the No, I've always been attracted to older women,
especially ones on roller skates. You know, when she gets drunk,
you can just pull her to the car without having
to carry.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Have we ever heard of her? What was her name?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Well, she skated under the name Denise.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
The Kraken doesn't ring a bell. What was her real name?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Hell, I don't know. I was starstruck and you will
be too. At the big Dismal Seepage roller derby tournament
featuring teams like the Booty Scooters, Hissing Kittens, the thunder Grundles,
the Blocker Moms, the hell No Kiddies, the Roly Holers. Oh,
(11:12):
I just got that one, the Beverly Killbillies, the Purple Nurples,
the Russian Rolettes, and of course the dismal Seepage home
team of the Hurricanes. This is going to blow the
doors off the chev Wooly Sports Complex.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Well, it sounds very exciting.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Oh, there's gonna be plenty of exciting things happening this weekend,
John Boyd, We'll take a break in the middle of
the tournament on Saturday night for a long awaited match
race between two bitter rivals. On one side is the
pariah in a pants suit Artillery Clinton, and on the
other is the Alaskan bombshell Sarah Impalin. They'll be joined
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at the wrist by a six foot length of chain
and the first one to drag the other one around
the trucks.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Wow, that sounds brutal, Yeah, brutal and hot.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Are the teams gonna want to compete in front of
all those empty seats?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Oh, the NBA has been doing it for years. They
think fine with it, and there's going to be a
very special attraction. The Killer Gardeners, a professional kids roller team,
will face off against the rookie team of the Pee
Wee Wheelers. It's the classic David versus Goliath matchup, a
real crash course in roller derby, no pun intended.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Wait a minute, is that saves?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
That's a great question, John Boyce. We'll also have a
special We'll have a special exhibition of vintage players from
the Golden.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Era, older women on skates.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, well sort of. They'll be on Rascals. It's more
like an open air demolition derby, zipping around that track
at three miles an hour, swapping paint and kicking taint,
with a special appearance, by the way, by my former
sweetheart Denise the Rocket. You know what I think.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I think this whole thing is just an excuse to
see your old girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
So be sure to tune in to the weekend. And
by the way, if the Rascals are rockings, don't come
a knock Morty.
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about what was talking about earlier. But the movie theaters
are closed, but boy can't wait till they open.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Listen to what we got here? A chance meeting on
a city street.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Julie, Hey, Dave, been a long time, You look great.
You want to grab some coffee?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Old friends rediscover feelings from the past.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
What happened to us anyway?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Listen, it was really.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Great to see. But I kind of have to run.
But sometimes the past should stay buried.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
Dave call me.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I don't think that's such a good idea, because sometimes
the past is a dangerous thing, especially when it involves
things that could threaten the present, like a secret government
project that's been going on for over sixty years. Oooh easy,
they're looking project directed from the highest levels of the
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United States government.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
You I want to lighten up on the spoilers. There
chief a.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Hidden council that secretly moves the levers of power around
the world.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
Wow, is he going to give away the whole movie?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Start to sound that way? A project that stretches from Moscow?
What he did not know he would be part of
this trailer to Beijing? Not I mean giveaway essential bract
detail to a race of alien beings that walk among
us out there? It is he gave away the big
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twist of the list.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
TV actor inexplicably given a chance at big screen success
in a role clearly intended for a bigger name. What
a fading actress desperate for one last shot at stardom.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
Faiting actress?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
That's it?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Passions, rise, tempers, flair.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
You're telling me you're just.
Speaker 8 (17:59):
Rolling the movie.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Who said I was fading?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Who?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Hearts are filled with an uncontrollable rage.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Come on, booth, I'll show you some uncontrollable rage.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Francis Ford Owensby presents a violent vision of a world
gone wrong. You oughta know you're the one that's skirted up.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Now in the store, the fire of white hot anger
rushes to an unforgettable violent climax.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, jack ass, this is what you get for running
my career. Revco Ins presents Murder in Hollywood rated.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Weird tris I thattle something different? There, Ah, y'all you
ready to play wordy word? Let's do it one eight
hundred big show you told, free line, get a couple
of contestants, team up and play next.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
That's a big show on the radio rolling through you Friday,
and a brand new video of the day. This dog
is perfected the most painful way to go downstairs. I
don't see it for yourself. If the brand even runs
it back and have to watch it again.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
There, I don't see a video. I've been working on
it before he perfected it.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Checking out the Big Show dot com be taking classic
big requests off the wall coming up in minutes.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
But right now I had everybody's head. I buy the
bed don the word, any word. Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
We got Patricia from Philippie Us Virginia Good morning, Patricia,
Good morning, good morning, and we got John from Benton, Tennessee.
Good morning John. All right, well, welcome you all, John,
your own team, Tater and Randy. Patricia on the John
(20:18):
Warren Billy side. All right, we'll do two rends. Good
luck to y'all. A pilla has got the word tabs here,
so John, you relax me and Patricia for the first
thirty seconds. All right, Patricia you ready, yes, okay, baby,
here we go starting the clock. Now you breathe this
(20:39):
another word? Yeah, all right, superhero blank Gordon. He was
real fast. Yes, all right, you're not sharp, you are?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
This is a bird at the ocean, a bird not yes,
all right. The ABC's are also your alphabet. Yes, all right,
put a five on the board. Quiet voice in her
head sounds like a man.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
All right, andrisa working it out?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Ah, I did.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
We're going around one with John and Tater for first thirty.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Alrighty okay, and go on our money. It says in
God we you put this on your you sew with this,
You put this on your thumb. It's you. You eat
this in the morning.
Speaker 10 (21:39):
It's not a donut, but it's it's like a new York.
It looks like a donut, but it's not. Yeah you
something that stays this color all year long. It's a
tree that stays color all year long. Huh yeah, what
but but it stays for blank?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
What it's a it's okay?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Right three on the board for John five to three
Patricia leeds by two and here we go in the
round two.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
All right, Patricia and Billy Are you ready? Patricia? Okay?
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Picking up on that last one, go sure you that
stays the same color all the year long?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
As a what? There you go.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
See if you want to guess something, you might get
a blank from somebody to help me guess it.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Another another word for it. I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
I'm gonna give you a blank so you can figure
this out.
Speaker 11 (22:37):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
You play this instrument by humming into it. It looks
like a little horn, but you hum into it. I'm honestly.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Right for the two on the five a total of
seven for Patricia. So John and Randy, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Four will time?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Five?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Will win? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
John? Yeah, I'm ready. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
And picking up on that last one, go okay, Johnson,
I say, yeah, there you go, Thank you? All right?
So this is the thing that you sold with. You
have to have thread, and that's right. And these are
the little black things that get on the dogs. Uh close,
yeah see. And so these are the little This is
(23:21):
a vegetable. It's green and round. They come three in
a pod cabage, no smart please, yes, and pay a
four for a tie score. We go to overtime. Alright,
(23:42):
all right, prolonging the game.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Here we'll we're like four cabbages in the park.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, all right, here we go. We got an extra
thirty seconds to determine the winner. Patricia, you up first?
Who you want me or Billy? All right?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Ready go when you pray, you get down on your
what lam Yep, rhymes with it. It doesn't cost anything.
It's absolutely free.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
She was Andy's housekeeper on Mayberry.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
She was related to him.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Francis Bobbier played this character. She lived in Andy's house. Yep,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Rhymes with it. You might brew a cup of this
a little bag. Yep. Let's see the sailors go out
to what.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yes, yeah, y'all put a five on the board for Patricia.
So now, John, who do you want ran? Dear Marcy?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Me up?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You got dan all right, you need five the force
double over time six to win?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Ready go A.
Speaker 9 (24:57):
Pine is one of these. They're outside, they're tall. We
get wood from.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (25:02):
You you may cut your hair. A woman will cut
her hair just at her forehead. It's called.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
You.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
You if you live life well, you go.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Up to No, you go up.
Speaker 9 (25:15):
God is up in.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:19):
If it's really old like it is so old they say,
oh he yeah, not antique but an old pers things.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
He said Asia, yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Before Patricia wins five to four time. John Taylor is
taking it very bad. Sorry for your loss, but you're hell.
Do you want to play again anytime?
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Oh? I loved it anyway. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
A right, John, You have a great day, man, stay safe.
Appreciate you brother, what no idea?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
All right by.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Patricia? Your price back? Head up, fellow Pie West Virginia.
Good game, congratulations, all right, Good morning, Big shows on
the radio. Time of the classic bit request of the morning.
Got here Landon Jones from Irwington, Georgia. Landon says Cadbury
goes duck hunting. Oh yeah, going Cadbury, Rickaby Sharp and
(26:28):
Randy wonderful job producing this classic bit of the morning.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Ass, Yes, do you have any sound effects for someone
getting raped by a dug?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can sure I can come up with.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
All Right, we're good, this is coming up next. You
(27:08):
have more the big shows on the radio, Classic beer
request taken. Have a weekday about this time. Go to
the Big Show dot com. Choose the line. I go
to the John Moribuler facebook page. Marcy Chick. She opens
it up every morning, looks carefully and says, Landon Jones, Irwinton, Georgia,
(27:33):
it's your request. All right, Well boys, we finally made it.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Here's the dog line. Let's get settled in. I thought
there were three of us. Yes, he takes considerably smaller
steps than we do, sir. If the church pickers could
have walked so fair You know there's bears out.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Here, right, you've nothing to fairness to shop. I'm sure
a mouse would be more filling.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
But down you're gonna run the ducks off. Let's get
in the blind. Hey, this is a pretty sweet setup.
It is quite cozy. Yeah, but something's messing. Wait a
second word of the decoys. Oh way to go, mister French.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Oh no, I'm only hearing my capacity as chauffeur and
aid de camp to serve.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I leave the details of the journey to you, sportsman.
Well this is great. Shall I venture back to the
vehicle to retrieve the items?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
No, we'll just have to make do without decoys. Da nebbit,
it's a wasted trip. Maybe not. Look at this.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
That's one of miss Pearl's toys, stuffed squeaky duck toy.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I got an idea. What are you doing, sir? Taking
the stuffing out here?
Speaker 11 (28:43):
Rickie?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
What am I supposed to doing this? Put it on?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh this is delicious?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Put it on and go out there and the ducks
will come in to investigate.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Oh no way, I got my dignity. You dress up
like a slice of pizza for a living? All right?
Give it to me this little tight How do I
look adorable? Perfect?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Now get out there and act like a guve. I
ain't got no waiters. Shall I cut two fingers off
a rubber glove? I'm going I'm going use your duck call.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Ain't that one?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Oh brother, We'll do something, dear, no quack, you idiot.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Back back where.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I believe it. Look, holy crap is working? You're doing great,
keep it up, back back, back back, and this is
why they call them setting ducks.
Speaker 12 (29:52):
Sir, Wait right, look, I'm looking I should be shooting. No, sir,
that's an extremely rare halloquin McGan. Oh what you can't
shoot him, sir, he's extremely rare.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
What's he doing? Oh dear? He must be a breeding male,
and it appears he has eyes for our decoy. Wow,
I think he.
Speaker 9 (30:20):
Wants me to lay in eighty.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
I'm married.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Give him about.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Ricky, get out of there. I'm trying, but he won't
hurt me. Loose Cadbury, do something, I am, sir, I'm
filming it on my phone. Don't shoot, so don't shoot.
I can't shoot Ricky. I might hit you.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
That's helling me burn.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
What's happening?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Now?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
What should we do? Cadberry? Just wait, sir, I think
he's almost finished.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Put.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Besides, it's nice to have one of these adventures where
I'm not on the receiving end of the humiliation. Oh dear,
what is that a bear.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Down? Here?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Come on, you guys, it's gonna carry my stuff back
to the trust. Good Friday morning, it's a big show
(32:07):
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
And yeah, we got our Friday morning, quarterback Tom sosin
with us. He is on the phone as we continue
lire anti social distancing.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Well, you don't have to be anti social.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
That seems like we are. Hey, good morning, Tom.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I like that, man.
Speaker 13 (32:26):
It's first I heard that anti social distancing. That's at
accurate too, man.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Thank you very much. I miss you in here.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I need your support.
Speaker 13 (32:37):
Yeah, you just need to beat me and wordy words.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
What can need.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
We'll miss your old worthy word too, buddy.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Well, hopefully it won't be long before you get back
in here and we can get on with our lives
and get some sports action.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
So, uh, there was a little NFL stuff. Uh, it's
earning our home team, Carolina Panthers this week.
Speaker 13 (32:56):
Yeah, they signed Christian McCaffrey, the twenty three year old
running back, to the biggest contract in league history for
a running back. And you know, running backs have been devalued.
There probably won't be a running back selected in the
round of next week's draft, but McCaffrey the last two seasons,
he set records for most receptions ever by a running back.
(33:18):
So he's he's not just running back, he's a receiver.
He works hard, he's a nice guy. He's been raising
money for first responders and health officials since the onser
that coronavirus and just he's a guy who want in
your team and on your town. So I like that contract,
which is going to run until he's twenty nine years old.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Wow. Now, so he's twenty three now, and it averages
out to about sixteen million dollars a year. Now, now, Tom,
he's on his last year going in here of his
rookie contract.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Does that correct? But then that that'svoided in this new contract. Exam.
Speaker 13 (33:54):
Now they're gonna he'll be under that contract for this
coming season and the season after, and then the four
year contract kicks in after that.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
So it's not quite as much as.
Speaker 13 (34:06):
It seems because he agreed to play two seasons under
the initial contract.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Okay, so the sixteen million doesn't kick in for a
couple of.
Speaker 13 (34:14):
Years, right, And so he's twenty three now, and by
the time he kicks in, it'll be twenty five and
then typically running backs used up at the time. The
thirty in his contract will expire when he's twenty nine.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Well, so he passed Ezekiel ell Ezekiel Elliott the Dallas
Cowboys was the NFL's highest played at fifteen million year,
so McCaffrey beats that, and then Leveon Bell, who now
runs for the Jets, it's like about fourteen million. So
they'll still be the two highest paid for the next
couple of years. For Christians kicks in, I guess, yeah.
Speaker 13 (34:49):
And he just like having him here. I mean, I
thought it was cool. He's a musician in his spare time,
and he put on a concert online and all the
money he made, all the contributions go to health officials,
and I thought, you know, it's just a neat little
thing to do, and he's that kind of guy.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
So man, well, you know, and a lot of people
were saying so many touches. You know, he had the
most touches in the NFL last year. Of course he
was first with scrimmage yearde and scrimmage TDS. They will
going maybe back off a little bit so he'll maybe
have some longevity at that running back position because, like
you said, man, running backs get beat up pretty quick.
Speaker 13 (35:27):
Yeah, and he has not missed a game in three years.
He missed some snaps last year. One game he did
a flip to get in the end zone. He got
hurt and he was out for a couple of series,
but otherwise he has not missed a game. But I
think what you'll see them do next year is us
him even more as a receiver than he has. And
I think they'll just find ways to you know, supplement him,
(35:51):
to work other running backs in and to throw more passes.
And I think, but I think they'll do a lot
of quick hitting passes to him. That was the new
offensive coordinator, Joe Brady. That was his style at LSU,
and I think you'll see him do the same thing
with McCaffrey and the Panthers.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
All right, well, great guy, glad, it's going to be
on the team. Well one thing, Tom, I did hear
this that his agent has a history of getting his
clients paid and then trading them. You think it's anything
to that, Well, the Panthers going to go ahead and
get him locked up and there's a nice contract for him,
and then trade it. Maybe now you're saying, you know,
it'll be two years for that kicks in, before the
(36:28):
really big money kicks in.
Speaker 13 (36:30):
I think what they need, the Panthers is to have,
you know, new regime, still a relatively new owner, a
new coach knew almost everything. And I think they need
to retain one player that.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
People have heard of.
Speaker 13 (36:42):
I mean, they got Cam Newton is gone, and Greg
Olsen is gone and pretty much Keikley's gone. Everybody's gone,
and this this guy is the face of the franchise
and I think every team needs that. And I think
I think they will hang on to McCaffrey.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
All right, I'm with you, buddy. Right, what else been
going on to be keeping up with any world?
Speaker 13 (37:01):
It's it's funny. You've got people are now coming back
and saying, all right, it's time to get back to business.
Dana White, who runs the Ultimate Fighting Championship, says, you know,
they're big scheduled events. The next one is May nine.
He said, that's going to go off as schedule and
they're going to pick up the schedule from there. And
the Golf Digest reports that the p PGA schedule resume
(37:25):
on June eleventh with a tournament in Fort Worth. And
obviously they're they're moving things around the PGA Championships, the Masters,
things like that. But he's, you know, they they say
that they're.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Back to business.
Speaker 13 (37:38):
But there was a poll taken by called the well,
the School of Business at Fordham now not for him
at Seaton Hall. And they took a poll and seventy
two percent of the respond and said they will not
attend a sporting event until the vaccine has been developed.
So you got some people ready to go back to work,
(37:59):
and you've got some people who are afraid to watch
them go back to work.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
About that, and then again, man, if I can just
do it without the fans for a while to give
us something to so I'm sports to watch on TV,
that'd be nice.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Kill us.
Speaker 13 (38:12):
The NFL draft, man, The draft is next week on Thursday,
and they've been working. Microsoft is working with the NFL
because the NFL, everybody's going to be connected on one site.
And you can imagine if that site is hacked and
you suddenly the Panthers take in the first round a
four hundred pound guy from Elkhorn State. I mean, they
(38:34):
got to make sure it's not hacked at all. And
I can just see Marty Herny as a GM for
the Panthers, as a friend. He is not a technological
savvy guy, and I can just see him with a
computer at the kitchen table. There's a boxing cheerios in
the background, maybe a glass got and he builds it
on his laptop. So they're they're doing all these The
(38:55):
NFL is trying to make it as safe as they can,
so they're gonna everybody's going to be connected by landlines
as well as the computers. And they're, like I said,
they're having a test run before the draft, and they
met with Microsoft officials and they would just want to
make sure this thing goes. And some people have criticized
(39:18):
the NFL for doing this, but man, I don't see
anything to criticize them for. They're doing it remotely. Goodell
is going to be at his house. Nobody is going
to be in a central location. And Ron Rivera, you know,
the former Panthers coach. You've had him in the studio
and he's now the Redskins coach. He said he's going
to just commandeer his daughter's workspace at their house and
(39:40):
he's going to do the draft from there. So I
think you're going to see a lot of old guys
who are not very computer savvy like me as opposed Randy,
and I think you'll see them doing that and hopefully
as out of hands and you know, school toown boy
next Thursday, next Friday, next Saturday, we get to watch
an actual sporting event.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Go online, Yes, sir, looking forward to that man, Yes sir,
all right, all right, tom, but thank you buddy.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
You have a great weekend. We'll catch up with you
next week.
Speaker 13 (40:09):
Anytime you're talking to you guys, all right, buy.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
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Speaker 1 (40:33):
Ali John o'biller's Late Risers podcast HiT's about an hour
and a half from right now, a great day Saturday
edition show first thing on tomorrow.
Speaker 11 (40:41):
Right here, we know the air is unfit to breathe
and our food is unfit to eat. We sit watching
our TVs while some local loosecasta tells us that today
we had fifteen homess eyes and sixty three violent crimes.
Because if that's the way it's supposed to be. We
know things are bad. Worse than bad, they're crazy. It's
(41:03):
like everything everywhere is going crazy. So we don't go
out anymore. We sit in the house and slowly the
world we're living in is getting smaller, And all we
say is, please, at least leave us alone in our
living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV
and my steel belting radios. And I won't say anything,
Just leave us alone.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Well, I'm not good to.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Leave you alone.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
I want you to get mad.
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