October 13, 2025 • 40 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, in honor of the first cornerstones being laid for the official White House, we’ll reflect on our trip there back in the day.. - Gary Busey has been “temporarily detained” so his Cousin Mary will fill in for his diary update.. - we’ll fill a request for Ricky Tidwell’s Mama.. - and in honor of Columbus Day - we’ll take a hard look at what John Boy has in common with the explorer of the new world…
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. Down
Boy's a wonderful thing number one hundred and sixty one.
There's a desk black featuring a laser cut silhouettity eh
eh sixty military helicopter. Where the good drag it out
and get your name in the hat at the Big
Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
We'll get back to.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Celebrating my tripping live broadcast from the White House. Well
old President George, our buddy invited us up for that
Catberry's adventure the White House. In minutes, Big Show rolls
on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Hangover Cadbury's
(01:04):
White House Adventure. Tell you about what you can win
if you can beat I bland here in just a minute,
Big old Blue Emu Prize pack, Blue Emu Pay Relief Cream,
Were's fastest whose stubborn muscle, eggs, joint paint, even arth writers.
Also the tube of PBCOTC It's relief cream now available
without a prescription that were both in stores and online
(01:24):
of Walmart, Amazon and other fine retailers. Hang on and
play for it in minutes. Knock knock, mister President George w.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
He must have stepped out. Are you sure this is
whyse huh.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You kid?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Did you see the way those executive branchers are falling
all over me? I told you if you're stuck with me,
I'd take it to the oval office.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yes, but you didn't include the part about breaking and enterings.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Huh would I.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Be doing it if it wasn't all right? Cadbury? The
President himself said, this is the people's house, and.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I'm people ain't I. I'll have to get back to
you on that one day.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
No, I'm sure he'll be back.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Grab a seat. I sat here at the desk. Wow, suh,
all right?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
This is it, cad Berry. This is where the president
conducts the business of the country. Our president, the man
I helped elect, the man whose job it is to
wipe this country's conscience clear the blemishes of the previous administration.
The man who bears the burden of monumental decisions on
his mighty.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Shoulders day after day.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
A man who has changed his life forever so that
our lives can remain the same.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Oh, sir, why I've never heard such a touching homage.
I'm nearly moved to tears.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You like it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I wrote it after we elected a new president for
the three Stooges fan club.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
As that makes it even more poignant. Up, suh, do
not spend in the president's chair thirteen feet of yours.
I'm liable to knock something over that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's the one.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Huh, Catbury, Look cow, thanks for the morning, dude. Don't
fall that way, Cadbury, you'll hit the desk in that
big globe. Look out for the coffee table.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh no, here comes a flag. Holy Cow.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I can't take you anywhere into this mess. If you
screw this up for me, I'll kill you.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Do a good start, so oh my ahead, and I've
knocked some teeth loose.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I'll see what's in the bathroom. If we gotta get
you bandaged up and get out of here.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Let's see broken ribs, black eye, sprained ankle.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh oh, I love these road trips. Please please lead,
gentle sigh. Okay, okay, let's see.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Now wrap this bandage around you, and here I show
these cotton balls in a little alcohol.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Now put them in your mouth. It'll help stop the bleeding.
Open up. It doesn't taste like alcohol. It's Jim Beamos
in Cheney's desk. Take you that stuff.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Here.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Let me help you up.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Great you're ripped out the seat of your pants. Wrap
the presidential flag around your waist. Stay here, I'm gonna
see if I can find Billy and Randy. I can't
care you by myself.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Please.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Well, well, if it ain't the turbinator, let's time we
got us alive. One here, guys, get them hands up, Hoby,
sorry pal no, hobbla o Sama here.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I thought you just sneaking here and trash the Oval office.
Huh what are you doing that?
Speaker 8 (05:03):
Flight?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
You know, boys, it's a shame he's resisting arrest.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
All right, cad Verry, let's go. What the excuse me, sir?
Are you with the sultan here? H? No? I was
just wondering if you guys needed any help. Thanks, citizen.
We can handle it now.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Where were we?
Speaker 9 (05:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Yeah, I thought it was a terror.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
White house fun.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You know, I can't go anywhere without singing karaoke with
It's DC Japan and ULLC why the airport and then
drew anywhere with good acoustic Alright, hang on, let's see
ready we played next.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Good Morning A Big Shows on the radio. Read it
to you Monday, October thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Our featured track from the Big Show bit boxing on
Columbus Day, comparing Christopher Columbus with John Morton. There's your keywords,
Columbus hit the bit box at the Big Show dot
Com until they got on their contest money can't get due,
We'll call you already.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Well, let's play Beat the Blonde.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
We got the blonde, we got the tunes, we got
the talent, and we got our contestant. Russell from Kodak
Tennis say I'm on a Russell.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
Good morning, John boys, first time caller.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
All right, welcome in here as a boy.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
All right, Russell, We're gonna ask Tana some questions. You
agree or disagree, whether you think she's right or wrong?
Too right before too wrong, and you win a big
old blue we prize back. Okay, okay, okay, take take
what color is a green card?
Speaker 11 (07:29):
You're trying.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You've heard of the green cards, right, sure.
Speaker 12 (07:34):
I've heard of a green card.
Speaker 13 (07:35):
Yeah, so that's like, uh, what is It's a permanent
work visa, a permanent work visa, of course, that's what
it is, a green card.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So yeah, so I'm asking you know what color is
a green cars?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's green?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You're saying, all right, well, Russell, do you agree or disagree.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
H think I'll have to disagree on that one.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yes, yes, predominantly green.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, so the first permanent resident cards were green, but
the color has changed several times.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Was still kind of green?
Speaker 13 (08:16):
Yeah, well they went they've only been green twice and
that was when they first came out.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Then there's all whole decades that go by when they
were different college.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
So now I guess is what we're looking for is
Russell's still wrong?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
No, he's right, No, he's wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
She's right.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
They are green.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Sorry, I felt I head it. Yeah, it's green.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
It's a green background with a flag and the.
Speaker 12 (08:39):
Statue is here, Russell, you got plans for this week?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (08:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well after all that, I think it was a buzzer. Yes,
it still is a buzzer. So let's say we can
get a bell here.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Tayter Yo, nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
The first issue of Sports Illustrated magazine hit newsstands nineteen
fifty four. What sport was featured on its cover?
Speaker 12 (09:06):
Wo so sport not the ladies?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (09:10):
Nineteen fifty four. You say, I think my I think
my pops had that issue football football, John Boy football.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
It was foot like football.
Speaker 12 (09:19):
American sorry, I didn't know football.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So Russell, do you agree or disagree with football?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I'm gonna disagree.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And that was a day to do. Yes, it was baseball,
baseball back in nineteen fifty four. All right, there's a
man and we got a full count.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Going into the final question, Tater, can that aerie green
spark back on green again?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Nobody sain't nothing.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That airy green spark that's created by chomping down on
a wintel green life.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Saver, good for your teeth.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Can it cause an explosion in an oxygen rich environment?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
No, you've seen that come down on them. You get
a little, I've tried it.
Speaker 12 (10:15):
You don't know me. No, no explosion, sir.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It will not cause an explosion in an oxygen rich environment. Russell,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I think she's right against all agree okay. And and
by the way, what you're seeing is not really a spark.
It's called cold luminous science, and that is what happens
when you crush crystalline substances. Of course, any fourth grader
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until you.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
And the fourth grader probably know that's luminescence.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I'm sure they would.
Speaker 14 (10:58):
You know what a.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Hi run some good work Buddy Bigo Blue Emu Prize
back heading over to Kodak for you Appreciate It, Qatimny Hour,
top of your news on the other side of Monday morning,
remembering Rayford twenty minutes fun.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
With cat Berry.
Speaker 15 (11:44):
Good listen, here we go, kick starting the John Boyd
and Billy Show. Noticing that more women are taking to
the open road on motorcycles, which, by the way, you
don't have to kick start, got electric starters on them now.
(12:05):
From the Chrome Divas in Columbia, South Carolina, the women
on Wheels and Lincoln, Nebraska, the Throttle Queens and Landover Maryland,
the motor maids and airy Michigan women are increasingly taken
to motorcycle riding. Riding women bikers aren't your stereotypical bar
brawl and tattooed, leather jacket snaggletooth biker chick, usually very
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very fat, as you'll see them when the television crew
goes out to any sort of motorcycle rally and with
all the rest of the women there, they will focus
on those every time. And also they're they're male companions.
I don't know why is that stereotypes? The new wave
of female riders are soccer moms, even grandma's, corporate attorneys,
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and nurses, with an average income of fifty five, eight
hundred and fifty dollars. This according to the Motorcycle Industry Council,
and the Council also notes that the number of women
who owned their own bikes is on the rise, jumping
thirty six percent to six hundred thirty five thousand between
nineteen ninety eight to two thousand and three. Manufacturers are
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capitalizing on the trend, designing bikes with lighter frames, custom
fit gears, and lower seats. One of the good things
that I have noticed about the Harleys, Harley Davidson have
put easier to pull clutch levers on the bike. I
guess they finally figured that not everybody riding the motorcycle
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has ham hands and eight arms easier to pull. Nowadays,
at Harley Davidson, motorcycle sales to women are at an
all time high, jumping from six hundred in nineteen eighty
to thirty thousand and two thousand and five. And their
many female riders rolling up to Daytona Beach's annual Bike
Week which started on Friday, and of course you will
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see a lot of the stereotypes down there on the
Kyle Petty Cross Country Motorcycle Ride West coast to East coast,
we have more and more female riders, lady riders, not
just passengers but riding their own motorcycles. Many going every
year for the past eleven years, and this year we're
going from Cordelay and Idaho. That's just across the state
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line from Spokane, Washington. From there, July twenty second, we'll
go into the Glacier Nishow Park in Montana up near
the Canadian border, spending the first night there. That'll be
a relatively short hop so we'll have more time to
endure the park, then down through Wyoming, Colorado, the Midwest,
spending that last night Saturday, July twenty ninth at the
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Grove Park Inn in Nashville, before going on Sunday to
the Victory Junction Gang Camp in Randoman, North Carolina. That'll
be on July thirtieth and about four thousand to about
a four thousand mile ride in eight days, more than
two hundred motorcycles, and as every year, I'll be with
them all the way. Robert D. Rayford on the road
for the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Your morning.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
There's a big shot radio that is just in time
for an adventure.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Hot dog can marry. This is gonna be the best
birthday you've ever had.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
It has to be better than last year's birthday. Surprised
never been to a backshaving contest.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I didn't hear you complaining when we won, and you
held up in no time, So quit squalka.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
How do you tolerate me?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Sir? I went all out this year? Do you know
the kind of strings I had to pull again? Front
row seats?
Speaker 14 (15:54):
Yes, I'd be more enthusiastic if we were at the
theater or the symphony, sir, But I can't say that
I'm ebulliant to be front and center at M Biggins.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
It just happens to be the number one gentleman's club
in the Track County area. Sir?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Don't you find it demeaning to yourself and these young
ladies by oogling them in a liquor saturated spectacle of
debauchery and hormonal agitation?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Well? I might if I knew what that meant.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Thinking lot wier, I hope you don't mind the haberdasher
tagging along.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
He doesn't get out much buries you don't say.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I wouldn't mind, sir, but he's been quaffing libation after libation,
and if you don't mind my saying, he seems to
be becoming a tad excitable sir.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (16:49):
My right? We're gonna say for joinkys, lots and lots
of joinkys, weckle berries, Gilly, how many jesticles do you
think we're going to see tonight? I hope it's a
lot and even numbers.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Totally get it, That's what I mean. You boys want
another round?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Uh club soda for me, madam, I'll have a diet coke.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
I'll have another triple slowly with a squash of Maori
and a twist, and don't forget to put splend on
the real.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I'll be right back, mister Haberdasher. Perhaps you should pace
yourself regarding your alcohol consumption.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
After all, the night is young. Oh don't you worry, Churchhill.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
I can handle it. But haling her may kencher because
there's some sweater puppy loosen here.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
So perhaps we can move back a little.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Do we have to set so close?
Speaker 8 (17:55):
Well?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I guess we could move back a little.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
I didn't see too far off out my glasses.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
And unless you hadn't noticed, you're wearing your glasses.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
I'm gonna have to take a walk with my fog
up and they're gonna fall up. He's gonna get steam
in here, Gully.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Sae Cadbury, this is the sort of thing you need
to be coming in with.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Oh, sir, I have a bad feeling about this, the haberdasher.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Give me a break. The guy's harmless. Just son't let
him check your insame.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (18:27):
Here you go, fellas soda water for the penguin, a
gay cola for Bigfoot, and a diabetic coma for the nerves.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Drink up, okay, you harny juggalos, this time to welcome
our first lady to the stage this evening.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
Just in time. Loose he blesooms my two favorite things.
I'll make my three favorite things.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I know.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Gully, put your sweaty little meatalooks together from miss Monage Detroit.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh my, she is a big girl.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Draw boats, like I said, Cadbury, the this birthday ever?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Hi, Hi, the bottles of joy over here?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Easy there, Haberdasher, Mister Haberdasher, flee sit down.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
You're making a spectacle of yourself.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
No, I'm not well, that's not bad, oh Nell.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
The haberdasher is on steadge and he's disrobing. Golly, at
least he left his boat, town.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
He can really move?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Is here like a dollar to put in his goddess haberdasher?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
This is Cadbury's birthday and you're running it.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
Okay, you calot want to pull the six flags guy
off the stage?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Don't you have a bouncer? Come on, Cadbury, we need
to do something.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Canburry?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
We gotta stop him, really, sir.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
You know every time we go out, I wind up
in jail, in the hospital, man handled by a drunk girl,
or pecked by a giant bird.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Jesus, what's your point?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
My point is, for once it's not happening to me,
and I must say it's a wonderful feeling. Let's just
sit here and be a family. Best birthday ever, Best
birthday ever, Sai.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Good morning, A lot more big show coming.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Up, John boy, big big shows, Picky.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I'm Matthew.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
a new intro. You boobe, no, no, not, you're racing
bad boy, pull up a couple of chairs and put down.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as John
Boy by Big.
Speaker 10 (21:31):
Show, Carry on, Drake, peepa.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Good morning. It's a bay on the radio. It was
some fun.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Membies Will was invited and broadcast live in the White
House back in the early two thousands.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
God is top Den Liz top Ten reasons I'm glad
we didn't go to Washington.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Number ten.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Not having to carry John Boys' bags to and from
the plane.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Number nine.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Not having to listen to Raper get hammered and talk
about his early days in Washington.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Number eight.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Not getting those uncomfortably long hugs from Rumsfeld.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Number seven.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Not having to listen to Billy make fun of the
size of Tom ridges head.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Number six.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Not having to overhear White House security take bets on
how many bullets it would take to bring me down
if by quote unquote Star did something. Number five. Getting
to stick Jeff Jarrett's peace offering right up his schmagee Hey.
Number four. Not having to apologize for Rayford after he
pats Condoleeza.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Rice on the keyst.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Number three.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Not having to listen to John Boy's fractured fairy tale
version of American history during the White House Tour number two,
not having to hear John Boy snicker when he introduces
Colon Powell and the number one reason I'm glad we
didn't go to Washington. Not having to hear John Boy
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ask all the other morning shows, how much money do
you losers?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
My good morning? Got the Big Show on the radio?
Hang on?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
What passed for karaoke in our Washington, DC White House
broadcasting Visit was a man's room in the air, but
the worst it's very well, well you be the judgement.
You're getting ready to queer up good acoustics. All right,
let me tell you what you can win if you
can beat his own wordy word. It's one hundred and
(24:13):
twenty dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning products made in
the USA. That's why you find bull snouted truck stops
across America. Download that bull Snot app when you hit
it at the Big Show dot com. Hang on and
play for it in a minute. First, yeah, fun heading
to DC and the White House.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I just gotta.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Get a message to George head. George had George, how would.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
It's kind of the germ of an idea.
Speaker 16 (24:47):
Yeah, yeah, well some of them more thought that, like
I found my threell on Capital All Capitol.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yes, sir, sounds like a number one.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Hope we get to go to Washington upon Capitol Hill
and they let us meet the president.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
But I doubt they will.
Speaker 17 (25:12):
Washington plus, you bet lots of stuff to see, good
old Washington, Washington, Hen DC, everybody, Washington.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Handy, Are you ready for Rumsfeld? Luke, He's got work
to do it about.
Speaker 18 (25:31):
White House is a very very very fine house with
rednecks in the yard.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
And we'll be real pree hard. All right, Let's see
how that goes. Let's see how that goes. Now, you
just not karaoke day be.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
There so awkward?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
All right, y'alls, here some wordy word First rounds of
the week one eight hundred Big Show you told free Line.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
We'll get a couple contestants and play next. Good morning.
(26:31):
That's a big show on the radio. Brother do you Monday?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I featured track with the Big Show bed Box the
Old Columbus Day, comparing Christiomer Columbus with John Boy key
words Columbus in the bed Box at the Bigshow dot
comy right now, Lisblay.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I went to everybody's head. I buy the bed.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Okay, my birdie word not a wordy word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Andrew from Edwards, Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Good morning, Andrew, good morning, good morning, money, welcome hen,
we got the Koda signal Mountain, Tennessee. Good morning, Dakota,
morning buddy. Amen.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right, So, Dakota, there's Andrew Mississippi. Andrew's Dakota over
in Tennessee. Y'all get ready to play each other. Don't
wordy word plad you here, boys, so Rady says, we
got random words here on this word tablet. So Tata
and Dakota. It'll be John Boyn Andrew. So does get
to round one? Dakota. You relax me and Andrew for
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the first thirty seconds random words, ok okay, start the
clock now, I need to know how to get there.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Give me yes, okay, blank to my charity, Give to
my charity, another word, donate? Yes, uh huh. She blinded
me with also a class a class of school, those
test tubes and stuff and blank yes, yes uh you
eat this in the morning, k yes, uh huh. Let
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me give me the blank of the hotel. The top
guy give me the yeah, all right, you give me yeah,
he goes. They got it five on the board. Good work, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
All ride Dakota and Tayter for there round one Dakota.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
You ready, yes, sir, okay.
Speaker 14 (28:27):
And go.
Speaker 12 (28:28):
The police are to serve and blank pet you go
to Vegas to do this mainly gamble you you. Instead
of saying Merry Christmas, you may say happy blank holidays.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
This is what uh.
Speaker 12 (28:44):
Spaghetti sauce is made out of this this fruit this night. Yes, sir,
complete my blank the yes boy to the crime.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
You saw it?
Speaker 12 (28:54):
You are a what.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Witness?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yep? Hey yeah, y'all did good right there, putting the
six on the board to take the lead by one.
All right, so tell anybody's game boys, Andrew, let's see
what we can do for round two. Are you ready? Yes, sir, yes,
sir okay, start the clock. Now you go on a
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trip on summer what yes?
Speaker 12 (29:21):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Call Blake. The guy's in charge of the blank detail,
the blank guard. He's got a gun.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
He's gonna protect you the blank guard security. Yes, what's
the month after septim.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
October? Yes, okay, this will tell you if you're headed north.
Look at the what.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Uh huh. The opposite of closed is.
Speaker 8 (29:48):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
All right, what do we do?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Maybe a number five on the board?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
All right, you work, Andrew a ten tater and Dakota
four will tie five, will win?
Speaker 12 (30:00):
Ready go Hershey's makes this it's brown. Yes, this is
a lift. It'll take you up several floors. We call
it a what it's not the stairs ride the Yes, sir?
Did you you hit nails with this.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Hammer?
Speaker 18 (30:22):
You put this over you?
Speaker 12 (30:23):
Keeps you warm? No? No, no, no, in bed, in bed,
you put it on over you?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yes, sir.
Speaker 12 (30:30):
Your money is in your back pocket and your what wallet?
Speaker 10 (30:34):
Wallet?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Wallet for the wind. You're good game, boys, Andrew? Give
you another shot down the road?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Man? All right? Thank you?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Man, enjoyed it. Look at you the codo man's signal
mountain playing you some wordy word getting the prized by congratulation. Bro,
thank you, Blake.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
I give a shout out.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
You go ahead.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I like to get my wife a shout out.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
And my little daughter, Elsie is my first time call her.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
And why wow, why good morning?
Speaker 14 (31:19):
I know what you mean?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (31:24):
You know.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Sometimes I'll start dogging before I engage my brain with
my mouth, because I know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I'm going you know, Big Shoe's on the radio. You know,
I've been doing that for for a while, so it
kind of kicks in and they want to combine it
with like bit requests. You know, there's no telling what's
gonna come out.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
I called Jackie at home later in the day sometimes
and she answers the phone, Hello, big show.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Hello. I thought you were going to say, did you
ask her? What did John Boys say this morning? Yeah,
that's why I was called.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
All right, Well, well here we go. It's time for
our bit request is what I was trying to get to.
And here we are, Alan Black out of Scottsville, Kentucky,
says Tim Wilson, doing Ricky tied Wells. Mama, you got
it Alan coming.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Up next morning? This makes you all right home in
(32:43):
the way he worded it, you know, and I write
it the way they write it, and you read it.
So Alan Black's God's will kentug it.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
The John won' miller base went based, said Tim Wilson,
doing Ricky ted Wells, Mama.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
You got none with that?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
That sounded weird.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
That's one of our favorite twos on the late great
Tim Wilson.
Speaker 18 (33:07):
Ricketed Whale was a great athlete. Was a big, strong
boy that was quick on his feet. In every college
in the country wanted Ricky on their line. By when
the scouts come knocking on Rickey's door, they didn't want
to talk to young rick no more. When they saw
his mama, She's the one they wanted to sign. She
(33:28):
was a roll bue woman raised on a farm, had
fair bright tattooed on her forearm. She was meaner in
hell and run the forty and four point three. She
gets squat six hundred bits, press fine the hands down menu.
Homemaker alive, got a scholarship playing line back her in
the SEC. Ricketed Wal's mama's gonna play football. Her real
(33:53):
name's Doris, but they gonna call her too tall. She
got shoulders in a hind end. Four fuck what going
to college on a full ride? Doris Tidwell's gonna play
and then see double shea wash all her teammates uniforms
tucked everybody in in the football door. Cut the game
(34:16):
meals at the Lord's prayer, you're missing the junk strap.
She's got a spare, crawl in the huddle and call
all the plays, the only one tough enough to go
both ways. Get a mouthful of mud, scarred up knees,
cussing off the coaches, spitting on referees.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Ricky did Well.
Speaker 18 (34:32):
Mama's gonna play football. Hurry a named Doris. Everybody calls
her too toll. They say she's a fine young man,
but she's really not. Ricky's mama was the master of
the cheap shot, and on a triple option play she
could ruin your day. She led the team and tackles
(34:55):
in the league in Sackson with want the buffer, killing
nine quarterbacks, but the school his reputation was destroyed. They
a huge Ricky's mama upstaoids Ricketon Wells mama's own probation,
and now Auburn is under their eightieth investigation. Yeah, they
(35:16):
wouldn't leave poor Rickety ted Wells mama alone. She'd been
taking mail hormones. Doris ted Wells going to be hell
in the bail ricketed Wells, Mama.
Speaker 9 (36:01):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio or featured track
for The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Big Box.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Comparing Christopher Columbus with John Boy. You know the shooters
here you know, to a good start to school of
your teachers. This is some good history here. Teachers, you
might want to get this from the Big Show bit
box and share factual you know facts with your students.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Ke Keith working, I didn't get a hurrum out of
that guy. Keyword Columbus. Well listen to it and see
if some things there'll be something.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
I'm gladness Okay, the big box at the Big Show
dot com. Keyword Columbus.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Good morning, the Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
All right here you time to read the dates and
history for your legs up for the outburst game. Fifteen
o six May the twentieth, at the age of fifty four,
Chris for Columbus died in Spain without a penny to
his name. Just fourteen years earlier, Queen Isabel and King
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Fernando had agreed to Columbus's lavish demands. If he succeeded
on his first voyage, he would be knighted, appointed Admiral
of the Ocean Sea, made the viceroy of any new lands,
and awarded ten percent of any new wealth.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
I also want a cape.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
And a big bag.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Columbus had promised a booty of gold and spices, and
after his first trip it did look promising.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I am putting out the booty horse.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
But on his return he told the royal family that
he had reached Asia and the natives there had treated
him like a god. He also reported that he had
seen evidence of great minds of gold and other metals. Translation,
he had seen a lot of natives wearing jewelry.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
I believe they called it blin blink.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Of course he was wrong about being in Asia and
about the gold, but the story still earn him the
financing for subsequent voyages.
Speaker 7 (38:09):
So he was like George Tennant the cee, a guy
he couldn't do anything to get fired, no matter how
much he screwed up?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Where I got that fire?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Well, Columbus never did find the gold mines he promised,
but he did turn an awful lot of those natives
into unwilling Spanish slaves.
Speaker 11 (38:26):
Go get that, I'm that rolled open, Say stupid, which
one you took my pant?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
This is where's my bottle of water?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
This is starting to seem awfully familiar.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
After a while, the king started to suspect that Columbus
might be holding out on him. Ah, so he cut
off his funding and canceled his ten percent deal. There
was no notice given for Columbus's death. Only a few
attended his funeral, and nobody knows for sure where he's buried.
(39:00):
His remains were later moved to the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 6 (39:03):
Oh and you know the how they love Columbus down there?
I heard it.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
If you can find his tombstone, is it only has
one word on him?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Fine?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
If I discover anything else?
Speaker 11 (39:17):
And greats, I've turned me off's life, the Dominican Republic,
some beaches, nerve racking Asians. Get your off, Pepper, this
is mine.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
See if I bought you a round anymore?
Speaker 4 (39:37):
You know they say these things in love?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Who's been into the biscuits? I've been hiding.
Speaker 9 (39:44):
I'm a good stupid Wind's my son dial.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Oh mab some of us great?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
You're so misunderstood?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
What about you?
Speaker 4 (40:01):
He didn't know we're talking about it?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, y'all tell me who y'all talk about later.
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Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. Down
Boy's a wonderful thing number one hundred and sixty one.
There's a desk black featuring a laser cut silhouettity eh
eh sixty military helicopter. Where the good drag it out
and get your name in the hat at the Big
Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
We'll get back to.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Celebrating my tripping live broadcast from the White House. Well
old President George, our buddy invited us up for that
Catberry's adventure the White House. In minutes, Big Show rolls
on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Hangover Cadbury's
(01:04):
White House Adventure. Tell you about what you can win
if you can beat I bland here in just a minute,
Big old Blue Emu Prize pack, Blue Emu Pay Relief Cream,
Were's fastest whose stubborn muscle, eggs, joint paint, even arth writers.
Also the tube of PBCOTC It's relief cream now available
without a prescription that were both in stores and online
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of Walmart, Amazon and other fine retailers. Hang on and
play for it in minutes. Knock knock, mister President George w.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
He must have stepped out. Are you sure this is
whyse huh.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You kid?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Did you see the way those executive branchers are falling
all over me? I told you if you're stuck with me,
I'd take it to the oval office.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yes, but you didn't include the part about breaking and enterings.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Huh would I.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Be doing it if it wasn't all right? Cadbury? The
President himself said, this is the people's house, and.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I'm people ain't I. I'll have to get back to
you on that one day.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
No, I'm sure he'll be back.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Grab a seat. I sat here at the desk. Wow, suh,
all right?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
This is it, cad Berry. This is where the president
conducts the business of the country. Our president, the man
I helped elect, the man whose job it is to
wipe this country's conscience clear the blemishes of the previous administration.
The man who bears the burden of monumental decisions on
his mighty.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Shoulders day after day.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
A man who has changed his life forever so that
our lives can remain the same.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Oh, sir, why I've never heard such a touching homage.
I'm nearly moved to tears.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You like it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I wrote it after we elected a new president for
the three Stooges fan club.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
As that makes it even more poignant. Up, suh, do
not spend in the president's chair thirteen feet of yours.
I'm liable to knock something over that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's the one.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Huh, Catbury, Look cow, thanks for the morning, dude. Don't
fall that way, Cadbury, you'll hit the desk in that
big globe. Look out for the coffee table.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh no, here comes a flag. Holy Cow.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I can't take you anywhere into this mess. If you
screw this up for me, I'll kill you.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Do a good start, so oh my ahead, and I've
knocked some teeth loose.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I'll see what's in the bathroom. If we gotta get
you bandaged up and get out of here.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Let's see broken ribs, black eye, sprained ankle.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Oh oh, I love these road trips. Please please lead,
gentle sigh. Okay, okay, let's see.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Now wrap this bandage around you, and here I show
these cotton balls in a little alcohol.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Now put them in your mouth. It'll help stop the bleeding.
Open up. It doesn't taste like alcohol. It's Jim Beamos
in Cheney's desk. Take you that stuff.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Here.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Let me help you up.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Great you're ripped out the seat of your pants. Wrap
the presidential flag around your waist. Stay here, I'm gonna
see if I can find Billy and Randy. I can't
care you by myself.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Please.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Well, well, if it ain't the turbinator, let's time we
got us alive. One here, guys, get them hands up, Hoby,
sorry pal no, hobbla o Sama here.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I thought you just sneaking here and trash the Oval office.
Huh what are you doing that?
Speaker 8 (05:03):
Flight?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
You know, boys, it's a shame he's resisting arrest.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
All right, cad Verry, let's go. What the excuse me, sir?
Are you with the sultan here? H? No? I was
just wondering if you guys needed any help. Thanks, citizen.
We can handle it now.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Where were we?
Speaker 9 (05:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Yeah, I thought it was a terror.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
White house fun.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You know, I can't go anywhere without singing karaoke with
It's DC Japan and ULLC why the airport and then
drew anywhere with good acoustic Alright, hang on, let's see
ready we played next.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Good Morning A Big Shows on the radio. Read it
to you Monday, October thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Our featured track from the Big Show bit boxing on
Columbus Day, comparing Christopher Columbus with John Morton. There's your keywords,
Columbus hit the bit box at the Big Show dot
Com until they got on their contest money can't get due,
We'll call you already.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Well, let's play Beat the Blonde.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
We got the blonde, we got the tunes, we got
the talent, and we got our contestant. Russell from Kodak
Tennis say I'm on a Russell.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
Good morning, John boys, first time caller.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
All right, welcome in here as a boy.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
All right, Russell, We're gonna ask Tana some questions. You
agree or disagree, whether you think she's right or wrong?
Too right before too wrong, and you win a big
old blue we prize back. Okay, okay, okay, take take
what color is a green card?
Speaker 11 (07:29):
You're trying.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You've heard of the green cards, right, sure.
Speaker 12 (07:34):
I've heard of a green card.
Speaker 13 (07:35):
Yeah, so that's like, uh, what is It's a permanent
work visa, a permanent work visa, of course, that's what
it is, a green card.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So yeah, so I'm asking you know what color is
a green cars?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's green?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You're saying, all right, well, Russell, do you agree or disagree.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
H think I'll have to disagree on that one.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yes, yes, predominantly green.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, so the first permanent resident cards were green, but
the color has changed several times.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Was still kind of green?
Speaker 13 (08:16):
Yeah, well they went they've only been green twice and
that was when they first came out.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Then there's all whole decades that go by when they
were different college.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
So now I guess is what we're looking for is
Russell's still wrong?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
No, he's right, No, he's wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
She's right.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
They are green.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Sorry, I felt I head it. Yeah, it's green.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
It's a green background with a flag and the.
Speaker 12 (08:39):
Statue is here, Russell, you got plans for this week?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (08:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well after all that, I think it was a buzzer. Yes,
it still is a buzzer. So let's say we can
get a bell here.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Tayter Yo, nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
The first issue of Sports Illustrated magazine hit newsstands nineteen
fifty four. What sport was featured on its cover?
Speaker 12 (09:06):
Wo so sport not the ladies?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (09:10):
Nineteen fifty four. You say, I think my I think
my pops had that issue football football, John Boy football.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
It was foot like football.
Speaker 12 (09:19):
American sorry, I didn't know football.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So Russell, do you agree or disagree with football?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I'm gonna disagree.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And that was a day to do. Yes, it was baseball,
baseball back in nineteen fifty four. All right, there's a
man and we got a full count.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Going into the final question, Tater, can that aerie green
spark back on green again?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Nobody sain't nothing.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That airy green spark that's created by chomping down on
a wintel green life.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Saver, good for your teeth.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Can it cause an explosion in an oxygen rich environment?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
No, you've seen that come down on them. You get
a little, I've tried it.
Speaker 12 (10:15):
You don't know me. No, no explosion, sir.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It will not cause an explosion in an oxygen rich environment. Russell,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I think she's right against all agree okay. And and
by the way, what you're seeing is not really a spark.
It's called cold luminous science, and that is what happens
when you crush crystalline substances. Of course, any fourth grader
(10:53):
until you.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
And the fourth grader probably know that's luminescence.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I'm sure they would.
Speaker 14 (10:58):
You know what a.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Hi run some good work Buddy Bigo Blue Emu Prize
back heading over to Kodak for you Appreciate It, Qatimny Hour,
top of your news on the other side of Monday morning,
remembering Rayford twenty minutes fun.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
With cat Berry.
Speaker 15 (11:44):
Good listen, here we go, kick starting the John Boyd
and Billy Show. Noticing that more women are taking to
the open road on motorcycles, which, by the way, you
don't have to kick start, got electric starters on them now.
(12:05):
From the Chrome Divas in Columbia, South Carolina, the women
on Wheels and Lincoln, Nebraska, the Throttle Queens and Landover Maryland,
the motor maids and airy Michigan women are increasingly taken
to motorcycle riding. Riding women bikers aren't your stereotypical bar
brawl and tattooed, leather jacket snaggletooth biker chick, usually very
(12:27):
very fat, as you'll see them when the television crew
goes out to any sort of motorcycle rally and with
all the rest of the women there, they will focus
on those every time. And also they're they're male companions.
I don't know why is that stereotypes? The new wave
of female riders are soccer moms, even grandma's, corporate attorneys,
(12:50):
and nurses, with an average income of fifty five, eight
hundred and fifty dollars. This according to the Motorcycle Industry Council,
and the Council also notes that the number of women
who owned their own bikes is on the rise, jumping
thirty six percent to six hundred thirty five thousand between
nineteen ninety eight to two thousand and three. Manufacturers are
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capitalizing on the trend, designing bikes with lighter frames, custom
fit gears, and lower seats. One of the good things
that I have noticed about the Harleys, Harley Davidson have
put easier to pull clutch levers on the bike. I
guess they finally figured that not everybody riding the motorcycle
(13:32):
has ham hands and eight arms easier to pull. Nowadays,
at Harley Davidson, motorcycle sales to women are at an
all time high, jumping from six hundred in nineteen eighty
to thirty thousand and two thousand and five. And their
many female riders rolling up to Daytona Beach's annual Bike
Week which started on Friday, and of course you will
(13:56):
see a lot of the stereotypes down there on the
Kyle Petty Cross Country Motorcycle Ride West coast to East coast,
we have more and more female riders, lady riders, not
just passengers but riding their own motorcycles. Many going every
year for the past eleven years, and this year we're
going from Cordelay and Idaho. That's just across the state
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line from Spokane, Washington. From there, July twenty second, we'll
go into the Glacier Nishow Park in Montana up near
the Canadian border, spending the first night there. That'll be
a relatively short hop so we'll have more time to
endure the park, then down through Wyoming, Colorado, the Midwest,
spending that last night Saturday, July twenty ninth at the
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Grove Park Inn in Nashville, before going on Sunday to
the Victory Junction Gang Camp in Randoman, North Carolina. That'll
be on July thirtieth and about four thousand to about
a four thousand mile ride in eight days, more than
two hundred motorcycles, and as every year, I'll be with
them all the way. Robert D. Rayford on the road
for the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Your morning.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
There's a big shot radio that is just in time
for an adventure.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Hot dog can marry. This is gonna be the best
birthday you've ever had.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
It has to be better than last year's birthday. Surprised
never been to a backshaving contest.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I didn't hear you complaining when we won, and you
held up in no time, So quit squalka.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
How do you tolerate me?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Sir? I went all out this year? Do you know
the kind of strings I had to pull again? Front
row seats?
Speaker 14 (15:54):
Yes, I'd be more enthusiastic if we were at the
theater or the symphony, sir, But I can't say that
I'm ebulliant to be front and center at M Biggins.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
It just happens to be the number one gentleman's club
in the Track County area. Sir?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Don't you find it demeaning to yourself and these young
ladies by oogling them in a liquor saturated spectacle of
debauchery and hormonal agitation?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Well? I might if I knew what that meant.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Thinking lot wier, I hope you don't mind the haberdasher
tagging along.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
He doesn't get out much buries you don't say.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I wouldn't mind, sir, but he's been quaffing libation after libation,
and if you don't mind my saying, he seems to
be becoming a tad excitable sir.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (16:49):
My right? We're gonna say for joinkys, lots and lots
of joinkys, weckle berries, Gilly, how many jesticles do you
think we're going to see tonight? I hope it's a
lot and even numbers.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Totally get it, That's what I mean. You boys want
another round?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Uh club soda for me, madam, I'll have a diet coke.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
I'll have another triple slowly with a squash of Maori
and a twist, and don't forget to put splend on
the real.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I'll be right back, mister Haberdasher. Perhaps you should pace
yourself regarding your alcohol consumption.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
After all, the night is young. Oh don't you worry, Churchhill.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
I can handle it. But haling her may kencher because
there's some sweater puppy loosen here.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
So perhaps we can move back a little.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Do we have to set so close?
Speaker 8 (17:55):
Well?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I guess we could move back a little.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
I didn't see too far off out my glasses.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
And unless you hadn't noticed, you're wearing your glasses.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
I'm gonna have to take a walk with my fog
up and they're gonna fall up. He's gonna get steam
in here, Gully.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Sae Cadbury, this is the sort of thing you need
to be coming in with.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Oh, sir, I have a bad feeling about this, the haberdasher.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Give me a break. The guy's harmless. Just son't let
him check your insame.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (18:27):
Here you go, fellas soda water for the penguin, a
gay cola for Bigfoot, and a diabetic coma for the nerves.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Drink up, okay, you harny juggalos, this time to welcome
our first lady to the stage this evening.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
Just in time. Loose he blesooms my two favorite things.
I'll make my three favorite things.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I know.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Gully, put your sweaty little meatalooks together from miss Monage Detroit.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh my, she is a big girl.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Draw boats, like I said, Cadbury, the this birthday ever?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Hi, Hi, the bottles of joy over here?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Easy there, Haberdasher, Mister Haberdasher, flee sit down.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
You're making a spectacle of yourself.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
No, I'm not well, that's not bad, oh Nell.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
The haberdasher is on steadge and he's disrobing. Golly, at
least he left his boat, town.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
He can really move?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Is here like a dollar to put in his goddess haberdasher?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
This is Cadbury's birthday and you're running it.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
Okay, you calot want to pull the six flags guy
off the stage?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Don't you have a bouncer? Come on, Cadbury, we need
to do something.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Canburry?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
We gotta stop him, really, sir.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
You know every time we go out, I wind up
in jail, in the hospital, man handled by a drunk girl,
or pecked by a giant bird.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Jesus, what's your point?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
My point is, for once it's not happening to me,
and I must say it's a wonderful feeling. Let's just
sit here and be a family. Best birthday ever, Best
birthday ever, Sai.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Good morning, A lot more big show coming.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Up, John boy, big big shows, Picky.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I'm Matthew.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
a new intro. You boobe, no, no, not, you're racing
bad boy, pull up a couple of chairs and put down.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as John
Boy by Big.
Speaker 10 (21:31):
Show, Carry on, Drake, peepa.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Good morning. It's a bay on the radio. It was
some fun.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Membies Will was invited and broadcast live in the White
House back in the early two thousands.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
God is top Den Liz top Ten reasons I'm glad
we didn't go to Washington.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Number ten.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Not having to carry John Boys' bags to and from
the plane.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Number nine.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Not having to listen to Raper get hammered and talk
about his early days in Washington.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Number eight.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Not getting those uncomfortably long hugs from Rumsfeld.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Number seven.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Not having to listen to Billy make fun of the
size of Tom ridges head.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Number six.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Not having to overhear White House security take bets on
how many bullets it would take to bring me down
if by quote unquote Star did something. Number five. Getting
to stick Jeff Jarrett's peace offering right up his schmagee Hey.
Number four. Not having to apologize for Rayford after he
pats Condoleeza.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Rice on the keyst.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Number three.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Not having to listen to John Boy's fractured fairy tale
version of American history during the White House Tour number two,
not having to hear John Boy snicker when he introduces
Colon Powell and the number one reason I'm glad we
didn't go to Washington. Not having to hear John Boy
(23:41):
ask all the other morning shows, how much money do
you losers?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
My good morning? Got the Big Show on the radio?
Hang on?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
What passed for karaoke in our Washington, DC White House
broadcasting Visit was a man's room in the air, but
the worst it's very well, well you be the judgement.
You're getting ready to queer up good acoustics. All right,
let me tell you what you can win if you
can beat his own wordy word. It's one hundred and
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twenty dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning products made in
the USA. That's why you find bull snouted truck stops
across America. Download that bull Snot app when you hit
it at the Big Show dot com. Hang on and
play for it in a minute. First, yeah, fun heading
to DC and the White House.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I just gotta.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Get a message to George head. George had George, how would.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
It's kind of the germ of an idea.
Speaker 16 (24:47):
Yeah, yeah, well some of them more thought that, like
I found my threell on Capital All Capitol.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yes, sir, sounds like a number one.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Hope we get to go to Washington upon Capitol Hill
and they let us meet the president.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
But I doubt they will.
Speaker 17 (25:12):
Washington plus, you bet lots of stuff to see, good
old Washington, Washington, Hen DC, everybody, Washington.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Handy, Are you ready for Rumsfeld? Luke, He's got work
to do it about.
Speaker 18 (25:31):
White House is a very very very fine house with
rednecks in the yard.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
And we'll be real pree hard. All right, Let's see
how that goes. Let's see how that goes. Now, you
just not karaoke day be.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
There so awkward?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
All right, y'alls, here some wordy word First rounds of
the week one eight hundred Big Show you told free Line.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
We'll get a couple contestants and play next. Good morning.
(26:31):
That's a big show on the radio. Brother do you Monday?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I featured track with the Big Show bed Box the
Old Columbus Day, comparing Christiomer Columbus with John Boy key
words Columbus in the bed Box at the Bigshow dot
comy right now, Lisblay.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I went to everybody's head. I buy the bed.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Okay, my birdie word not a wordy word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Andrew from Edwards, Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Good morning, Andrew, good morning, good morning, money, welcome hen,
we got the Koda signal Mountain, Tennessee. Good morning, Dakota,
morning buddy. Amen.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right, So, Dakota, there's Andrew Mississippi. Andrew's Dakota over
in Tennessee. Y'all get ready to play each other. Don't
wordy word plad you here, boys, so Rady says, we
got random words here on this word tablet. So Tata
and Dakota. It'll be John Boyn Andrew. So does get
to round one? Dakota. You relax me and Andrew for
(27:29):
the first thirty seconds random words, ok okay, start the
clock now, I need to know how to get there.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Give me yes, okay, blank to my charity, Give to
my charity, another word, donate? Yes, uh huh. She blinded
me with also a class a class of school, those
test tubes and stuff and blank yes, yes uh you
eat this in the morning, k yes, uh huh. Let
(28:04):
me give me the blank of the hotel. The top
guy give me the yeah, all right, you give me yeah,
he goes. They got it five on the board. Good work, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
All ride Dakota and Tayter for there round one Dakota.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
You ready, yes, sir, okay.
Speaker 14 (28:27):
And go.
Speaker 12 (28:28):
The police are to serve and blank pet you go
to Vegas to do this mainly gamble you you. Instead
of saying Merry Christmas, you may say happy blank holidays.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
This is what uh.
Speaker 12 (28:44):
Spaghetti sauce is made out of this this fruit this night. Yes, sir,
complete my blank the yes boy to the crime.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
You saw it?
Speaker 12 (28:54):
You are a what.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Witness?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yep? Hey yeah, y'all did good right there, putting the
six on the board to take the lead by one.
All right, so tell anybody's game boys, Andrew, let's see
what we can do for round two. Are you ready? Yes, sir, yes,
sir okay, start the clock. Now you go on a
(29:18):
trip on summer what yes?
Speaker 12 (29:21):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Call Blake. The guy's in charge of the blank detail,
the blank guard. He's got a gun.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
He's gonna protect you the blank guard security. Yes, what's
the month after septim.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
October? Yes, okay, this will tell you if you're headed north.
Look at the what.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Uh huh. The opposite of closed is.
Speaker 8 (29:48):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
All right, what do we do?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Maybe a number five on the board?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
All right, you work, Andrew a ten tater and Dakota
four will tie five, will win?
Speaker 12 (30:00):
Ready go Hershey's makes this it's brown. Yes, this is
a lift. It'll take you up several floors. We call
it a what it's not the stairs ride the Yes, sir?
Did you you hit nails with this.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Hammer?
Speaker 18 (30:22):
You put this over you?
Speaker 12 (30:23):
Keeps you warm? No? No, no, no, in bed, in bed,
you put it on over you?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yes, sir.
Speaker 12 (30:30):
Your money is in your back pocket and your what wallet?
Speaker 10 (30:34):
Wallet?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Wallet for the wind. You're good game, boys, Andrew? Give
you another shot down the road?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Man? All right? Thank you?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Man, enjoyed it. Look at you the codo man's signal
mountain playing you some wordy word getting the prized by congratulation. Bro,
thank you, Blake.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
I give a shout out.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
You go ahead.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I like to get my wife a shout out.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
And my little daughter, Elsie is my first time call her.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
And why wow, why good morning?
Speaker 14 (31:19):
I know what you mean?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (31:24):
You know.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Sometimes I'll start dogging before I engage my brain with
my mouth, because I know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I'm going you know, Big Shoe's on the radio. You know,
I've been doing that for for a while, so it
kind of kicks in and they want to combine it
with like bit requests. You know, there's no telling what's
gonna come out.
Speaker 9 (31:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
I called Jackie at home later in the day sometimes
and she answers the phone, Hello, big show.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Hello. I thought you were going to say, did you
ask her? What did John Boys say this morning? Yeah,
that's why I was called.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
All right, Well, well here we go. It's time for
our bit request is what I was trying to get to.
And here we are, Alan Black out of Scottsville, Kentucky,
says Tim Wilson, doing Ricky tied Wells. Mama, you got
it Alan coming.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Up next morning? This makes you all right home in
(32:43):
the way he worded it, you know, and I write
it the way they write it, and you read it.
So Alan Black's God's will kentug it.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
The John won' miller base went based, said Tim Wilson,
doing Ricky ted Wells, Mama.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
You got none with that?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
That sounded weird.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
That's one of our favorite twos on the late great
Tim Wilson.
Speaker 18 (33:07):
Ricketed Whale was a great athlete. Was a big, strong
boy that was quick on his feet. In every college
in the country wanted Ricky on their line. By when
the scouts come knocking on Rickey's door, they didn't want
to talk to young rick no more. When they saw
his mama, She's the one they wanted to sign. She
(33:28):
was a roll bue woman raised on a farm, had
fair bright tattooed on her forearm. She was meaner in
hell and run the forty and four point three. She
gets squat six hundred bits, press fine the hands down menu.
Homemaker alive, got a scholarship playing line back her in
the SEC. Ricketed Wal's mama's gonna play football. Her real
(33:53):
name's Doris, but they gonna call her too tall. She
got shoulders in a hind end. Four fuck what going
to college on a full ride? Doris Tidwell's gonna play
and then see double shea wash all her teammates uniforms
tucked everybody in in the football door. Cut the game
(34:16):
meals at the Lord's prayer, you're missing the junk strap.
She's got a spare, crawl in the huddle and call
all the plays, the only one tough enough to go
both ways. Get a mouthful of mud, scarred up knees,
cussing off the coaches, spitting on referees.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Ricky did Well.
Speaker 18 (34:32):
Mama's gonna play football. Hurry a named Doris. Everybody calls
her too toll. They say she's a fine young man,
but she's really not. Ricky's mama was the master of
the cheap shot, and on a triple option play she
could ruin your day. She led the team and tackles
(34:55):
in the league in Sackson with want the buffer, killing
nine quarterbacks, but the school his reputation was destroyed. They
a huge Ricky's mama upstaoids Ricketon Wells mama's own probation,
and now Auburn is under their eightieth investigation. Yeah, they
(35:16):
wouldn't leave poor Rickety ted Wells mama alone. She'd been
taking mail hormones. Doris ted Wells going to be hell
in the bail ricketed Wells, Mama.
Speaker 9 (36:01):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio or featured track
for The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Big Box.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Comparing Christopher Columbus with John Boy. You know the shooters
here you know, to a good start to school of
your teachers. This is some good history here. Teachers, you
might want to get this from the Big Show bit
box and share factual you know facts with your students.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Ke Keith working, I didn't get a hurrum out of
that guy. Keyword Columbus. Well listen to it and see
if some things there'll be something.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
I'm gladness Okay, the big box at the Big Show
dot com. Keyword Columbus.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Good morning, the Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
All right here you time to read the dates and
history for your legs up for the outburst game. Fifteen
o six May the twentieth, at the age of fifty four,
Chris for Columbus died in Spain without a penny to
his name. Just fourteen years earlier, Queen Isabel and King
(37:08):
Fernando had agreed to Columbus's lavish demands. If he succeeded
on his first voyage, he would be knighted, appointed Admiral
of the Ocean Sea, made the viceroy of any new lands,
and awarded ten percent of any new wealth.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
I also want a cape.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
And a big bag.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Columbus had promised a booty of gold and spices, and
after his first trip it did look promising.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I am putting out the booty horse.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
But on his return he told the royal family that
he had reached Asia and the natives there had treated
him like a god. He also reported that he had
seen evidence of great minds of gold and other metals. Translation,
he had seen a lot of natives wearing jewelry.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
I believe they called it blin blink.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Of course he was wrong about being in Asia and
about the gold, but the story still earn him the
financing for subsequent voyages.
Speaker 7 (38:09):
So he was like George Tennant the cee, a guy
he couldn't do anything to get fired, no matter how
much he screwed up?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Where I got that fire?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Well, Columbus never did find the gold mines he promised,
but he did turn an awful lot of those natives
into unwilling Spanish slaves.
Speaker 11 (38:26):
Go get that, I'm that rolled open, Say stupid, which
one you took my pant?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
This is where's my bottle of water?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
This is starting to seem awfully familiar.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
After a while, the king started to suspect that Columbus
might be holding out on him. Ah, so he cut
off his funding and canceled his ten percent deal. There
was no notice given for Columbus's death. Only a few
attended his funeral, and nobody knows for sure where he's buried.
(39:00):
His remains were later moved to the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 6 (39:03):
Oh and you know the how they love Columbus down there?
I heard it.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
If you can find his tombstone, is it only has
one word on him?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Fine?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
If I discover anything else?
Speaker 11 (39:17):
And greats, I've turned me off's life, the Dominican Republic,
some beaches, nerve racking Asians. Get your off, Pepper, this
is mine.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
See if I bought you a round anymore?
Speaker 4 (39:37):
You know they say these things in love?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Who's been into the biscuits? I've been hiding.
Speaker 9 (39:44):
I'm a good stupid Wind's my son dial.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Oh mab some of us great?
Speaker 1 (39:56):
You're so misunderstood?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
What about you?
Speaker 4 (40:01):
He didn't know we're talking about it?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, y'all tell me who y'all talk about later.
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