March 17, 2025 • 41 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re putting on the green and celebrating St. Patrick’s Day!.. - Starting with a visit from Father Mike.. - There’s big doings over at Tacky Jackie’s for St. Patty’s Day.. - We say goodbye to John Boy’s dog and faithful companion and share some stories about her.. - We’ll jump into the playhouse for “The St. Patrick’s Day Special”.. - Comedian Pat Godwin breaks with tradition and performs the world’s first Irish anti-drinking song.. - We’ll put Raiford on a one-way trip to Phoenix.. - and we’ll head for home after Astronerd workshops his St. Patrick’s Day one liners…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio, rolling through your Monday.
(00:30):
Saint Patti's day. He's a track fing the Big Show,
Big boxes. That's your nerd, Saint Patrick's day. Jokes the
words Saint jokes to the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Dot com and Alcamore.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Y'all, it's trying to play beat the blonde unless we
not contest him. We got done out of Maysville, South Carolina.
Good morning, Don game buddy.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Could not be any at a done. Thanks buddy.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Welcome in here, so we'll last tatters some questions. You
agree or disagree to get two bests for two buzzers
and you win.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Okay, let me tell you something I've always had Golden retreats.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Uh huh, I got hey, but we were going to.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
The Carolina Cup about five years ago. Bought a real
nu take to take with us. Dog jumped on the
collar and we cut off the park where he got
he bit into it.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
See that's a true dog man.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
That's still good, cake good.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We'll glad you made it in here, don, So let's
see what we're gonna do with you here.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
All right, Mars, you ready, baby, I'm ready, budd.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well, what is the title for the person who advises
students at a university.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
That would be an AA sponsor, because there's a lot of.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Got a lot of that going on.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
The title is faculty.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Advisor, faculty advisors. She says, non agree or disagree faculty.
That's the teacher didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, yeah, we're title for the person who advises students
at a university.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, I disagree, faculty advisor. So you disagree with that?
Gone and knows it was right. A faculty advisor. See
the teachers.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Welcome to college.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It depends on which which university. It might be one
of them pro Hamas kids that they were seeing, you know, yeah,
is he had the country yet?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Good?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Wouldn't want to be?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, let's see if we can get us a beil
right here. So Marci, two spaceships meet out there in space.
Now they slowly come together and finally touch each other.
Speaker 8 (03:07):
What is the.
Speaker 9 (03:08):
Technical term for this four play?
Speaker 6 (03:13):
What are you talking about? Two spaceships they touch another
linking up?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Linking up is the term that tator says, don agree.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I disagree agree.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
With So you are agreeing with her this time? Well
you just had it totally backwards.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
The docking.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Docking is what you do.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well, don a good time to lose, O, Boddy.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We got a nice consolation prize. Jackie will get to
you and you play some maze. Well, Buddy appreciates you playing.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I appreciate you making me stupid.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
No, we didn't make you stupid.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
God did that.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
We just made you feel it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We held why We're gonna jump out, catch you up.
Speaker 10 (04:09):
On your news.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh we got a good old Irish playhouse. I'm not
ready for drive time players on Saint Patter's Day coming up.
(04:50):
Good morning answer Big John the Radio, Monday, March seventeenth,
Saint Patrick's Day, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Saint Patrick's Day Special. As our story opens, Patrick fitzwilliam
is returning home after a long workday in County Cork, Ireland.
Speaker 11 (05:15):
He wanted me to go to rehabit I said, no,
Coleen of home.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I'm in the kitchen, Darling.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Could you come.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Here for a minute. I got something I want to
run by you.
Speaker 11 (05:29):
I hope it's a plate full of food. I'm starving.
By the way, It's Clancy's birthday, so me and the
boys are meeting him it's seven seven thirty.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
What the hell is wrong with you? Don't doors to
raise a few old pints?
Speaker 7 (05:43):
You sure have been spending a lot of time at
all doos lately?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Well? Now? And why wouldn't I be? I'm an irishman
ETI nay, But from.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
What tie here?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
There's more going on it, o'ld doose than paints of
Guinness lately. Like a certain calmly new female bartender by
the name of Bridget.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
What about her?
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Oh, she's causing a considerable stir among the ladies of
the neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Their husbands are all popping in the place day and night.
They have a peak. Young Bridget is quite the bombshell.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
They're all over. I don't know why I'm yelling. I
wonder what they're eating. Why.
Speaker 11 (06:26):
It's true, young Bridget, she's kind a balcony. You can
do Shakespeare die, so I've heard.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
That's why I went down to hold doors timatold Bridget
this afternoon.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
You what, calm down, darling.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
We shared a cup of tea.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
She's actually a nice young lady. By the way, did
you know they're fake?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Come again?
Speaker 12 (06:51):
Nye?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Her bosoms? You got him?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Added on by a doctor about six months ago.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Well, aren't we the nose.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Where she was perfectly open about it, even gave me
a brochair from the place that doesn't work for her
see see.
Speaker 11 (07:16):
Center for Cosmetic Surgery. Well, I'll say this for him.
They certainly know what they're doing.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
And that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
The Shimrick is a running at Saint Patrick's Day especial
on Bursten.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Huntsments half price, don't you know through Tuesday?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Well now they're the earl Ship, but fake boobies for
one s What.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Would you think about me going down there and getting
me bus line augmented?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
That all depends on what kind of money are we
talking about.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
You see for yourself. I stopped in on my way
home and got a price least.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
Jumping Judith on a stick? Are you sure these are
the sale prices? They look like postal codes.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I'm not Donald Damn or Trump. You know there's no
way we can afford this kind of money.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
You know, darling, I'd be doing it for you.
Speaker 11 (08:12):
Put on your brakes right there, please, I didn't just
fall off the turnip truck. You know you ain't thinking
about me. You just want a big pair of warheads
so you can impress all the society snuts down at
the garden Club on Patrick.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
That's not how it tears at all here, sister.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
If you wanted more imposing front end, Oh you need
is a little toilet tissue.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
And what am I gonna do with that? Stuff it
down me Brazil?
Speaker 11 (08:36):
Oh no, you just to take a big water tissue
barlet up in your fist and rub it between your
bosoms real good, twice.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
A day between my woos yours.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
And you say that will make them bigger.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Well, it certainly did the trick on your rear end.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Beep
beep beep, child that again next time, and we'll hear
the crusty old bosom doctor and the shamrock sitter say.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Let's be doing it for you.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
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Speaker 1 (09:53):
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Speaker 6 (10:04):
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Yoga pants are fine if they're the right size, but
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Speaker 6 (10:57):
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(11:54):
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(12:48):
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lady or have glasses.
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Speaker 2 (13:13):
That's all for today.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Now you're ready to meet the day. See you next
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Speaker 4 (14:02):
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Good morning?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's a big show on the radio. Is Monday morning,
March seventeen. Saint Patrick's Days, Saint Patrick's Day Babies.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Kurt Russell is won actor Kurt Roussell. Yeah, oh Kurt?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Howelse?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
He's seventy four years old today, looking good. I watch
that Overboard movie. That's one of the movies if I
come across, I just gotta watch it for some reason
all day.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Is that where they met on that movie?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
They like, we're together or maybe they were together before then, right,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Got me on that one. Only certainly had chemistry, so
I wouldn't doubt it.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Go, that's one of them.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
She was like one of the the bikini girls on
laughing Rowan and Martin's laughing.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
That's where she first wade it and her giggle.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, you know, like the spacey blonde. She just sits
there and goes, yeah, I like that, look like Herbert By.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Uh so uh.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Pop singer Grimes is thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Oh, this is one of Elon musk baby Mama Baby's baby.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
She had a couple of them. Is that right with them?
Speaker 7 (15:58):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Is that here? He got about fourteen?
Speaker 6 (16:01):
I mean he just I think the fourteenth just arrived
a month or so.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
So Pop singer Crimes, he's got like three of them.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
I think she has a daughter and two sons with
names I cannot pronounce.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
They are unpronounceable.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
You know.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
It looks like he named them after Roman numerals X
V I. I.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
So he have all them. I guess they'll be all right.
He'll be able to take.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Care of it.
Speaker 14 (16:27):
I think.
Speaker 10 (16:27):
I think.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
So they're okay, Their kids are okay, and they're.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
They're officially calling him the richest man in the world.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, so, you know, and he doesn't have to be
doing trying to find waste in our government, you know,
I mean his tesla taking a beat, not to mention
idiots blowing up, you know, tesla.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Dealerships, car bombing, on the charging stations. Even individuals who
own cars Tesla cars, they're getting you know, people doing
nasty See.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
That's not offending him, that's affected the beautiful guy that
bought a card.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
There's a collection of bumper stickers for Tesla's that say
things like I bought this card before you hated.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Elon Please Yeah, unbelievable. That makes maybe won't go get
one drump did last week?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
That's exactly what you did.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
God, y'all, Well, let's get back.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
We got old boy Pat Gowing out of Atlanta with
an anti drinking Irish song. So we'ld go against the
tide this morning on Saint Patrick's Day. Coming up in minutes,
Big show rolls on Good Morning, Big shows on the radio.
Let's get ready for a wordy word. Hang on, we'll
(17:47):
do Pat Gowing as we did in the studio a
couple of years ago Saint Patrick's Day. I want to
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click on that link at the Big Show dot com.
Beg God with our buddies in the studio with us
live this morning.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Spend some time.
Speaker 15 (18:18):
You look fantastic. You must What did you drop?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I lost about a sixth grader?
Speaker 15 (18:23):
Since it's fantastic myself.
Speaker 16 (18:26):
I'm I haven't had a drink in six months, all right, man,
But I'm an Irish American, so it's kind of hard.
I mean the whole culture of the songs and my dad,
my dad is still drinking. And my dad got me started,
you know, my kid six seven years old. Really, I
mean pushing it and pushing the hood shitt the dinner table.
Speaker 17 (18:41):
Yeah, finished, all you get a very young man? Are
you getting no whiskey for the time? There are sober
kids in China? Your mama's boy, dad. It's a school night.
Speaker 15 (18:54):
It's Miller time, school night build up with tolerance.
Speaker 16 (19:01):
All the Irish songs, if you think about a watch it,
they're all about drinking or celebrating. You know, Uncle Jimmy
fell from his ladder drunk at a skunk at his
work one day, broke kiss skull, burst his bladder.
Speaker 15 (19:11):
Switch to beer. Now he's okay and an so I
wrote an anti drinking song. I like to do for it.
I'd like to debut it.
Speaker 18 (19:20):
Here.
Speaker 15 (19:20):
It's called maybe It's time to go home. Here you
are and the barstools spinning and the crowd is thinning.
Maybe it's time to go home. When it's starting to
get light and there's no one to fight. Maybe it's
time to go home.
Speaker 19 (19:32):
When you're driving with Teddy Kennedy, se Ubber and John
down the road, maybe it's time. Maybe it's time. Maybe
it's time to go home. You've been knocking him back
down at the pub since happy hour. You were drunk
at seven, if youuked at eleven, someone needs a shower.
When you're dancing with a girl whose real name's Earl,
maybe it's time to go home. You're just a book
(19:54):
away from drinking all your pay. Maybe it's time to
go home. You're passed out a sleep with the horses
on the sheet.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Maybe it's time. Maybe it's time. Maybe it's time to
go hold hey, hey, why no drinking.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Let's play worthy word one ain't hundred big show you
told free line.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
We'll get a couple of contestants from play next good morning.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Let's a big show on the radio. Mondays, ain't Patter's Day.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I feature track from.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
The Big Show, bed Box, Astro Nerd and Saint Patter's
Joan or running buy your hand a little bit.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
All right, now let's play.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
I went everybody's head, I bout the bed.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Word A word a word.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Let's meet an Testance. We got Adam from Charleston, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Good morning, Adam, good morning, welcome buddy.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
And we got Rodney out of Easley, South Carolina. Good morning, Rodney,
good morning, good morning. All right, a couple of sand
lapper boys playing here on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Rodney.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Hair is Adam Adam.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Rodney, Hey, couple, Santa, I am said, lappers there South Carol, Carolina.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Right, Dan Tayter and Rodney, John Boy and Adam. That'll
be the teams. Let's see what we can boys.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Rodney, you relax me and Adam for the first thirty seconds, all.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Right, you ready, Adam, Yes, sir, all right, Boddy. Let's
start the clock.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Now, be careful on that ice. You will blink and fall. Yeah,
rhymes with it. Out on the ocean is a big.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
It floats on the ocean.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
A big cruise.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Yeah, rhymes with it.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
On vacation, you take a rhymes with it. Little girls,
do this blank to muloo my darling.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Rhymes with this. On a tennis racket, have a good.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
Pip? What is that?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
What'd you say?
Speaker 10 (22:25):
What I said?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Pip? No tennis racket?
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Good?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
No, okay, I don't think that was the word it. Okay, okay,
all right, Rodney, you and Tayler for your first round.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Are you ready.
Speaker 18 (22:44):
And go?
Speaker 6 (22:45):
When you're slinging a hammer, you need to make sure
you have a good grip.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
You fall down and break this bone, this thing on
the side of you, yep, rhymes with it. You do
this to paper, you blanket into shreds. Yep, you rhymes
with it. You take a hot coffee, just take.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
A little.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
You do this to your jeans. You you blank them up?
How they close? It's not button? You blank them up?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, boy, all.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Right, put the zip on there to make it a five.
To take the lead by one over at them. It's
five to four here were going around two?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
All right at them? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yes, sir? All right?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Start the clock. Now you eat this. It's miracle uh huh,
okay you do this in a play. Look at those people.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yes, this is where the pilot sets in the airplane. Yeah,
all right, this Italian thing of pepperoni.
Speaker 18 (23:53):
What?
Speaker 7 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (23:58):
The the.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
What were going into right now? The season?
Speaker 10 (24:03):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
You get it out.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Swinging?
Speaker 10 (24:16):
What do we do?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Another four?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Another four on the four and eight score for Adam,
so Tayner and Rodney. Three will tie, four will win. Okay,
ready Rodney, that is nice.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Okay, ready go.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
You right with an ink blink? Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
High school has a marching blink man. You this is
in your mouth and you swallow with it. It's a muscle. Uh,
you pierce, you lick things with it. No, you lick
things with it.
Speaker 12 (24:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
This when animals, animals no longer exist, they are what extinct?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yes, that's the wind exceed.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Adam doggone. It came up one short there, buddy. We
appreciate you playing though. Hope you try again, sir. All right,
thank you, my boy riding there. Look at you getting
the old swag from world lawnmowers the old place now easily. Alright, boy,
Hold on, fine morning big shows on the radio. We's
(25:36):
talking about grip there's money. Things go through my head.
I just can't get it out. Like for that grip.
I was talking about tennis racket because when I first
learned to play tennis, they give you the racket and
they say grab the racket like you're shaking hands. That's
the way you grip a tennis racket like you're shaking hands.
That is a proper grip. And that stuck with me,
says I, like eight years old. Way so Adam down
(26:00):
in Charleston, you should have known that, Adam. Wow, all right, damn,
we're moving on with our lives. It's time bundshake but
no bed request time. Eddie Lad out of Tupelo, Mississippi
this morning. Let's say Eddie says, it's not really a skit,
but I really want to hear when you bought Rayford
a one way plane ticket instead of a round trip
(26:23):
with Oh yeah, man, we know what you mean, Eddie.
We got it coming up next. Good morning, make Shaan's
(26:54):
on the radio. Something you'd like to hear around this time.
On until Friday hit hisself on the John wore Miller
Facebook page, I was allowing the mail bag and the
Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Edie Lad had a two blow Mississsippi. It was this
moment when we was messing with Rayford.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
All right, hey, uh, y'all, just the operator. I just
took a collect call from Rayford. Oh there's a shockers,
Is there any other kind of let's talk to him?
Speaker 10 (27:23):
Yeah, Hello, Hello, who's this? This is John Boy, John Boy, John.
Speaker 8 (27:28):
Hey, mister Rayford.
Speaker 10 (27:29):
Hey, look, yes, I got a problem. Okay, somebody's got
a problem.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
What's the problem.
Speaker 10 (27:36):
The problem is. Look that little redheaded that came into
Yestermonning about this time, said he was said he was
sending me the phoenix and everything like that. To see
that Harry Conic.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Show, Right, Jim, Jim, do he did your buddy?
Speaker 10 (27:52):
Yeah show? And Connick put on a great show. Fan
I've done in some greatest. I mean, this guy is
the performer of of the nineties. All right, some tidy
he can do everything.
Speaker 14 (28:02):
But let me tell you're talking about the red headed
guy or Harry Cotty.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
I'm talking about Harry Cotty. But wait a minute.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Well how are your seats though, Bob, how are your seats?
Speaker 10 (28:10):
It's fantastic. I was sitting dire down in the front
road and surrounded by the most beautiful women in the.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
World, and he got you great seats to the show.
And I remember y'all, y'all hugging right before you left yesterday.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
We'll go today. But I didn't leave out of there
until I mean, hell, it was like three point thirty
hour time in the morning.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (28:27):
I ain't had much sleep, so I might not be
talking too good.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
And I'm sober, and there's you know, nothing else wrong,
and I just I'm pierced what seems to me the
problem that little redheaded.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
Okay, take it easy, hello, Yes, yes, you know what.
Speaker 10 (28:46):
You know what he did. He set me out here
first class, put me up everything like that. Yeah, And
I'm out here this morning to the airport to get
my way back so I get back to work to
do my damn job. And I ain't got no what
there you laughing at? Going up one hundred Damn the
(29:08):
trees out here today.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Well, you know, Rayon, it must have been an oversight.
Speaker 10 (29:16):
I mean, just seeing you're out of my house.
Speaker 18 (29:17):
I think you wouldn't say I wanted to put it
up good.
Speaker 10 (29:20):
You won't know, you the one.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
We wouldn't do anything.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
We wouldn't do anything like.
Speaker 10 (29:26):
That to you boy again, you sitting there yesterday morning,
just looking in there, and I'm I'm just tears in
my eyes in that fellar. I want a great fellows
and you looking over there and you went out all
the time.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Would we send you out to Petus on a one
way ticket?
Speaker 10 (29:43):
I wants you to look just a minute to goo.
I talked to the I talked to it. I mean,
it's turn in the morning out here, man, right, And
what I talked to the man? I want to you know,
like anybody would when you thought, how many times do
you look you got you got threeple pieces of thing,
and how many times do you look and look at.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Your ticket to actually you have an airplane ticket before
you go to.
Speaker 14 (30:06):
The airport, and well usually he just says I'm John
boy and they let him gone.
Speaker 10 (30:15):
You wouldn't believe it. I knew you wouldn't believe it.
So I recorded it when I was just a minute
ago when I went over there to try it, so
I could get back my damn job. Gents, persons, I
am uh huh, I tape recorded what it was. You
want to hear it?
Speaker 8 (30:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, play that for us.
Speaker 10 (30:30):
I'll hold up the phone, maybe you can hear it.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Okay, I'm reference.
Speaker 18 (30:41):
I want to confirm my flight back to Charlotte tomorrow
the fire. I supposed to have a first class flight
back to Charlotte. Yeah, I think it's sometime tomorrow, tomorrow morning.
We don't have a reservation for you. Wait mean you
don't have a reservation. There's the ticket.
Speaker 10 (30:59):
This is just one of tickets. That's a wicket.
Speaker 18 (31:05):
This is just a receipt with a one way ticket.
But wait, that's a ticket. It looks like a ticket
to me.
Speaker 10 (31:12):
Receipt?
Speaker 18 (31:14):
What punch it up?
Speaker 10 (31:18):
If it bound to be some mistake?
Speaker 18 (31:20):
Says one way?
Speaker 10 (31:25):
Rock Buster pavilion. That's supposed to set me out here
to see the show, the Harry Conning show. It's a courtesy,
and the I can't for all the day that I
love it? How much? How much is it?
Speaker 18 (31:51):
How much he was supposed to.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
Send me out here? First slave? That's the first class
ticket from Phoenix to Charlotte. Four hundred and ninety dollars,
one hundred and ninety dollars? What about what about coach?
I mean four hundred yeah, four hundred dollars. You mean
(32:15):
it's gonna cost me four hundred dollars you can't charge
at the bar buster provided. Well, I know you're just
doing your job, but that I'm square said, I gotta
be back to work, man, I can't take four hundred dollars,
I mean, what, how the hell do you expect me
(32:38):
to get back? What would you suggest? You live here?
Speaker 18 (32:40):
Right? I live here, Charles quite a way.
Speaker 10 (32:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 18 (32:48):
Maybe the bus is a little cheaper, fall I go
first class.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
Maybe. Well, like I said, you're just doing your job. Sorry,
I want somebody to do something. I want somebody to
do something about there.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
Okay, I'll tell you what. We won't give your job
away while you're gone. Yeah, we'll hold it.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
We're going hold after you get back.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
So I'm going over here as soon as I can
get back out there, I'm going up there, and I'll
tell you I'm going to that fellow Zephyr Barkman.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
What's his name, Zev Buffman, Zev Buffman.
Speaker 10 (33:30):
Yeah. I can't straighten this down, man, Okay, right, I'm.
Speaker 8 (33:36):
Well, you know, but Red, you could go ahead. I mean,
four hundred bucks, you know, four hundred bucks, just just
four hundred.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Dollars in a cop and you keep back.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Just for a rock, just to come out to see something. Teller,
get up on the damnstairs, take you know, and some of.
Speaker 14 (33:51):
Those real long bustrips. Now they show movies. It's like
on airplanes. It would be all if you close your eyes,
it's almost like being.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
On an airplane.
Speaker 10 (33:57):
You're so smart if you with that other little squirt. Sorry,
well right listen, you step talking so big. Bye. Go
down to Western Union, call it Western Union right now.
And you know who send me the day of Mary.
Speaker 8 (34:09):
Send them money now you dig or he won't make
his names a gig.
Speaker 10 (34:14):
Right right?
Speaker 8 (34:15):
Why don't you put it on your credit card?
Speaker 10 (34:17):
Why don't you get like frying a mark.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Okay, we'll call it Sam thaks that I'm a call
just calling it over there, okay, and I'm anybody can
get this straightened out, all right, And and.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
Next time, don't please don't call collect. Haven't put it
on your.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Good morning. There's a big shon the radio. Missed some
of the big show this morning.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Here's the John Bomilly Late Risers podcast As your background
for Saint Patrick's Day twenty twenty five, here's one from
the bit Box. Keywords Saint jokes and there's one thing.
You can't call Astra Nerd a quitter, and that's a
real shame. Of course, we all wish you'd quit do
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a stand up comedy, But he has to come back
workshop some new material from up upcoming gig. He's got
it is that makes me a gun for punishment. But
dog on, he makes me laugh here he is astro
Oh excuse me, joke Nerd.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Mcwhack of whack of whack a boy, yo, who's ready
to mclaugh?
Speaker 10 (35:48):
There?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
You got a gig for Saint Patrick's day.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Hie laddie. It's the look of the Irish?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Are you Irish?
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Irish?
Speaker 7 (35:56):
I was?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I wrich?
Speaker 12 (36:00):
Oh see that's the sort of clever wordplay. I'm busting
out this Saturday for the Irish American League. But I
always like to test out my stick on you lads
and lasses, just in case it's like the Irish say,
don't iron your four leaf clover. You don't want to
press your luck.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
They gonna aren't They gonna want somebody who's actually Irish?
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Does it matter? I mean, come on with Don Rickles Jewish.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yes, let's get on the show.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Faith and Gomora's Faith and Begora gomorro was like from
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
She was green was the she boom roasted.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Let's get this over with ladies and gentlemen. Here's joke, nerd.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Thank you, thank you. You have no taste. I say
that if they applaud So what do.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
You say if they don't?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Knock knock?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Who's there?
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Irish?
Speaker 7 (36:59):
You?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Irish stew who irished you? In the name of the law?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Boom roasted?
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Knock knock? Warren?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Warren?
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Who warn anything great for Saint Patrick's Day?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Are they all knock knock jokes?
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Knock knock? No, Hey, Tayter, do everyone a favor and
go Aaron, go Brawlis I like to start with a
boob joke? She knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 12 (37:36):
Hey, all you single booze bags out there, did you
know that Saint Patrick's Day is a great time to
get lucky? And I've got some great pickup lines for you?
Happy Saint Patrick's Day. I'm about to make you say,
oh yes.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Oh, apostrophe has like O'Shaughnessy kiss me, I'm part Irish.
Want to know which parts.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Cha chaw?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Hey good looking? I'm gonna shamrock your world tonight. That's
the end of that came.
Speaker 12 (38:14):
Two Irish couples go get pretty drunk on St. Patrick's
Day and decide to swing partners for the night. The
next morning, Patty says to Mike, I wonder how the
girls are getting on, don't hell ring a dang dang.
An Irish farmer is walking across the field carrying two sheep.
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His neighbor says, hey, Patty, are you gonna share those sheep?
Patty says, no, they're both for me. See sheer sounds
like Sharon and Irish savvy. But I can't do the excent.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
I'm no tater.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
So are you gonna stop and explain the jokes during
your gig?
Speaker 4 (39:02):
No, I've got some handouts printed.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Well, unlesseners don't have that, so let's wrap it up.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Okay, hold up, here's a good one.
Speaker 12 (39:11):
You're about the irishman born with two left feet in
the summertime.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
He wore flip flips. Feed I've had one. You can
tell it to beat.
Speaker 12 (39:21):
I had an Irish friend who was bulletproof. His name
was rick O'shay, how much do you charge the set
in the back row? I had a leperchaun for a
roommate once had to kick him out when the rent
was due.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
He was always a little short. Nothing on that one.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
So do you have anything edgy?
Speaker 4 (39:47):
You asked for it.
Speaker 12 (39:48):
Patty meets Sean at the tavern and says, oh, laddie,
I met the most wonderful woman last night. I find
her out by the railroad tracks. I took her home
and made whoope for hours. Sean says, ay, that's a
spot of luck.
Speaker 18 (40:00):
That is.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
What does she look like? Patty says, I don't know.
I couldn't find her head. Hello, edgy.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Oh that's a little too edgy there, nerd, But better
luck next Dooh?
Speaker 12 (40:11):
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, one last one. There's
these two Irish guys working for the city council.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
They're out along the road.
Speaker 12 (40:19):
One would dig a hole and the other fellow would
come along behind him and fill it in. They went
up one street and down the other side. They worked
the all day without stopping. An old pensioner was watching
them with great curiosity. He couldn't figure out what they
were doing, so he went up and asked, and one
of the lads said, well, I'm sure it does look
a wee bit odd, but Normally they're a three man team.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
But today the guy who plants the trees cold in
sick because the guy would take the hole and the
missing guy would put the tree and the other guy
covered up. It's all in the print out. It's some bitches.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Here's a good Irish saying for you. Don't let the
exit door hit you. Where the good lord.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Who's got a pin? That's the key? Jn't nerd out Yo.
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Saint Patti's day. He's a track fing the Big Show,
Big boxes. That's your nerd, Saint Patrick's day. Jokes the
words Saint jokes to the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Dot com and Alcamore.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Y'all, it's trying to play beat the blonde unless we
not contest him. We got done out of Maysville, South Carolina.
Good morning, Don game buddy.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Could not be any at a done. Thanks buddy.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Welcome in here, so we'll last tatters some questions. You
agree or disagree to get two bests for two buzzers
and you win.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Okay, let me tell you something I've always had Golden retreats.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Uh huh, I got hey, but we were going to.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
The Carolina Cup about five years ago. Bought a real
nu take to take with us. Dog jumped on the
collar and we cut off the park where he got
he bit into it.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
See that's a true dog man.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
That's still good, cake good.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We'll glad you made it in here, don, So let's
see what we're gonna do with you here.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
All right, Mars, you ready, baby, I'm ready, budd.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well, what is the title for the person who advises
students at a university.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
That would be an AA sponsor, because there's a lot of.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Got a lot of that going on.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
The title is faculty.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Advisor, faculty advisors. She says, non agree or disagree faculty.
That's the teacher didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, yeah, we're title for the person who advises students
at a university.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, I disagree, faculty advisor. So you disagree with that?
Gone and knows it was right. A faculty advisor. See
the teachers.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Welcome to college.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It depends on which which university. It might be one
of them pro Hamas kids that they were seeing, you know, yeah,
is he had the country yet?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Good?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Wouldn't want to be?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, let's see if we can get us a beil
right here. So Marci, two spaceships meet out there in space.
Now they slowly come together and finally touch each other.
Speaker 8 (03:07):
What is the.
Speaker 9 (03:08):
Technical term for this four play?
Speaker 6 (03:13):
What are you talking about? Two spaceships they touch another
linking up?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Linking up is the term that tator says, don agree.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I disagree agree.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
With So you are agreeing with her this time? Well
you just had it totally backwards.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
The docking.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Docking is what you do.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well, don a good time to lose, O, Boddy.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We got a nice consolation prize. Jackie will get to
you and you play some maze. Well, Buddy appreciates you playing.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I appreciate you making me stupid.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
No, we didn't make you stupid.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
God did that.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
We just made you feel it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We held why We're gonna jump out, catch you up.
Speaker 10 (04:09):
On your news.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh we got a good old Irish playhouse. I'm not
ready for drive time players on Saint Patter's Day coming up.
(04:50):
Good morning answer Big John the Radio, Monday, March seventeenth,
Saint Patrick's Day, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Saint Patrick's Day Special. As our story opens, Patrick fitzwilliam
is returning home after a long workday in County Cork, Ireland.
Speaker 11 (05:15):
He wanted me to go to rehabit I said, no,
Coleen of home.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I'm in the kitchen, Darling.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Could you come.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Here for a minute. I got something I want to
run by you.
Speaker 11 (05:29):
I hope it's a plate full of food. I'm starving.
By the way, It's Clancy's birthday, so me and the
boys are meeting him it's seven seven thirty.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
What the hell is wrong with you? Don't doors to
raise a few old pints?
Speaker 7 (05:43):
You sure have been spending a lot of time at
all doos lately?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Well? Now? And why wouldn't I be? I'm an irishman
ETI nay, But from.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
What tie here?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
There's more going on it, o'ld doose than paints of
Guinness lately. Like a certain calmly new female bartender by
the name of Bridget.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
What about her?
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Oh, she's causing a considerable stir among the ladies of
the neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Their husbands are all popping in the place day and night.
They have a peak. Young Bridget is quite the bombshell.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
They're all over. I don't know why I'm yelling. I
wonder what they're eating. Why.
Speaker 11 (06:26):
It's true, young Bridget, she's kind a balcony. You can
do Shakespeare die, so I've heard.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
That's why I went down to hold doors timatold Bridget
this afternoon.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
You what, calm down, darling.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
We shared a cup of tea.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
She's actually a nice young lady. By the way, did
you know they're fake?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Come again?
Speaker 12 (06:51):
Nye?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Her bosoms? You got him?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Added on by a doctor about six months ago.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Well, aren't we the nose.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Where she was perfectly open about it, even gave me
a brochair from the place that doesn't work for her
see see.
Speaker 11 (07:16):
Center for Cosmetic Surgery. Well, I'll say this for him.
They certainly know what they're doing.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
And that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
The Shimrick is a running at Saint Patrick's Day especial
on Bursten.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Huntsments half price, don't you know through Tuesday?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Well now they're the earl Ship, but fake boobies for
one s What.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Would you think about me going down there and getting
me bus line augmented?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
That all depends on what kind of money are we
talking about.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
You see for yourself. I stopped in on my way
home and got a price least.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
Jumping Judith on a stick? Are you sure these are
the sale prices? They look like postal codes.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I'm not Donald Damn or Trump. You know there's no
way we can afford this kind of money.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
You know, darling, I'd be doing it for you.
Speaker 11 (08:12):
Put on your brakes right there, please, I didn't just
fall off the turnip truck. You know you ain't thinking
about me. You just want a big pair of warheads
so you can impress all the society snuts down at
the garden Club on Patrick.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
That's not how it tears at all here, sister.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
If you wanted more imposing front end, Oh you need
is a little toilet tissue.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
And what am I gonna do with that? Stuff it
down me Brazil?
Speaker 11 (08:36):
Oh no, you just to take a big water tissue
barlet up in your fist and rub it between your
bosoms real good, twice.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
A day between my woos yours.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
And you say that will make them bigger.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Well, it certainly did the trick on your rear end.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Beep
beep beep, child that again next time, and we'll hear
the crusty old bosom doctor and the shamrock sitter say.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Let's be doing it for you.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Good morning, big shows on the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
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dose of personal peace, serenity for your psych and balm
for your brain. And now your host.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
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if you're new. Thank you for taking time to find
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loose and unbinding, unlike that woman at Target the other day.
Yoga pants are fine if they're the right size, but
three size is too small. Never a good look. I mean,
what are you trying to prove? It doesn't make you
look younger, It just makes you look ridiculous and desperate.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Breed.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Focus on calm and read.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Deep breaths.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
In through the nose, out through the mouth, which is
much easier if it's not full of piercings. I mean,
one or two is fine, but God, if you're going
for a Guinness Book of World Records, can't breathe through
your nose when it's clogged with boogers and metal. You
(11:26):
think that looks good?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Who told you that looks good?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Nobody? That's who? Rence and snow. Do you have your
essential oil diffusers running inhale those palming aromas, avender, sage, vanilla,
(11:54):
anything that gives you peace, anything accept body odor which
you certainly wouldn't slash, shouldn't go out in public with,
especially with that yoga pants, cameltoe and doorhoper face metal.
You're a grown ass woman.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
I'm sure you tell everyone you're in your thirties, but
that cottage cheese booty tells me you're close to fifty
and if you keep eating those cheese doodles, you won't
get any older.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Free, deep, slow, happy reps. Let your body release the
tension that your muscles go limb as limp as your husband.
(12:48):
Because I can't imagine anyone getting turned on by that
freak show.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
I mean, for God's sake, don't you own a mirror,
lady or have glasses.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
I can't believe you dare to go out in pabla.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You are a monster, hoy.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I said, Slow, damn it.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Choose relaxation, Listen to your heartbeat, kick, calm and serene.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
That's all for today.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Now you're ready to meet the day. See you next
time on Meditations with Marlink.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio More big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 13 (13:36):
This is buzz nutlaid with a bulletin. Big Show knows
reporter alive on the scene of a major disaster. I've
never seen such carnage, and may I remind you that
I was at the Great Donna Pass Barbecue eating the
buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 13 (13:50):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions, the tattered caucasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipt?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's a big show on the radio. Is Monday morning,
March seventeen. Saint Patrick's Days, Saint Patrick's Day Babies.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Kurt Russell is won actor Kurt Roussell. Yeah, oh Kurt?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Howelse?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
He's seventy four years old today, looking good. I watch
that Overboard movie. That's one of the movies if I
come across, I just gotta watch it for some reason
all day.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Is that where they met on that movie?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
They like, we're together or maybe they were together before then, right,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Got me on that one. Only certainly had chemistry, so
I wouldn't doubt it.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Go, that's one of them.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
She was like one of the the bikini girls on
laughing Rowan and Martin's laughing.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
That's where she first wade it and her giggle.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, you know, like the spacey blonde. She just sits
there and goes, yeah, I like that, look like Herbert By.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Uh so uh.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Pop singer Grimes is thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Oh, this is one of Elon musk baby Mama Baby's baby.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
She had a couple of them. Is that right with them?
Speaker 7 (15:58):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Is that here? He got about fourteen?
Speaker 6 (16:01):
I mean he just I think the fourteenth just arrived
a month or so.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
So Pop singer Crimes, he's got like three of them.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
I think she has a daughter and two sons with
names I cannot pronounce.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
They are unpronounceable.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
You know.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
It looks like he named them after Roman numerals X
V I. I.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
So he have all them. I guess they'll be all right.
He'll be able to take.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Care of it.
Speaker 14 (16:27):
I think.
Speaker 10 (16:27):
I think.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
So they're okay, Their kids are okay, and they're.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
They're officially calling him the richest man in the world.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, so, you know, and he doesn't have to be
doing trying to find waste in our government, you know,
I mean his tesla taking a beat, not to mention
idiots blowing up, you know, tesla.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Dealerships, car bombing, on the charging stations. Even individuals who
own cars Tesla cars, they're getting you know, people doing
nasty See.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
That's not offending him, that's affected the beautiful guy that
bought a card.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
There's a collection of bumper stickers for Tesla's that say
things like I bought this card before you hated.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Elon Please Yeah, unbelievable. That makes maybe won't go get
one drump did last week?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
That's exactly what you did.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
God, y'all, Well, let's get back.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
We got old boy Pat Gowing out of Atlanta with
an anti drinking Irish song. So we'ld go against the
tide this morning on Saint Patrick's Day. Coming up in minutes,
Big show rolls on Good Morning, Big shows on the radio.
Let's get ready for a wordy word. Hang on, we'll
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do Pat Gowing as we did in the studio a
couple of years ago Saint Patrick's Day. I want to
tell you you can win on the sort of a
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click on that link at the Big Show dot com.
Beg God with our buddies in the studio with us
live this morning.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Spend some time.
Speaker 15 (18:18):
You look fantastic. You must What did you drop?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I lost about a sixth grader?
Speaker 15 (18:23):
Since it's fantastic myself.
Speaker 16 (18:26):
I'm I haven't had a drink in six months, all right, man,
But I'm an Irish American, so it's kind of hard.
I mean the whole culture of the songs and my dad,
my dad is still drinking. And my dad got me started,
you know, my kid six seven years old. Really, I
mean pushing it and pushing the hood shitt the dinner table.
Speaker 17 (18:41):
Yeah, finished, all you get a very young man? Are
you getting no whiskey for the time? There are sober
kids in China? Your mama's boy, dad. It's a school night.
Speaker 15 (18:54):
It's Miller time, school night build up with tolerance.
Speaker 16 (19:01):
All the Irish songs, if you think about a watch it,
they're all about drinking or celebrating. You know, Uncle Jimmy
fell from his ladder drunk at a skunk at his
work one day, broke kiss skull, burst his bladder.
Speaker 15 (19:11):
Switch to beer. Now he's okay and an so I
wrote an anti drinking song. I like to do for it.
I'd like to debut it.
Speaker 18 (19:20):
Here.
Speaker 15 (19:20):
It's called maybe It's time to go home. Here you
are and the barstools spinning and the crowd is thinning.
Maybe it's time to go home. When it's starting to
get light and there's no one to fight. Maybe it's
time to go home.
Speaker 19 (19:32):
When you're driving with Teddy Kennedy, se Ubber and John
down the road, maybe it's time. Maybe it's time. Maybe
it's time to go home. You've been knocking him back
down at the pub since happy hour. You were drunk
at seven, if youuked at eleven, someone needs a shower.
When you're dancing with a girl whose real name's Earl,
maybe it's time to go home. You're just a book
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away from drinking all your pay. Maybe it's time to
go home. You're passed out a sleep with the horses
on the sheet.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Maybe it's time. Maybe it's time. Maybe it's time to
go hold hey, hey, why no drinking.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Let's play worthy word one ain't hundred big show you
told free line.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
We'll get a couple of contestants from play next good morning.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Let's a big show on the radio. Mondays, ain't Patter's Day.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I feature track from.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
The Big Show, bed Box, Astro Nerd and Saint Patter's
Joan or running buy your hand a little bit.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
All right, now let's play.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
I went everybody's head, I bout the bed.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Word A word a word.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Let's meet an Testance. We got Adam from Charleston, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Good morning, Adam, good morning, welcome buddy.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
And we got Rodney out of Easley, South Carolina. Good morning, Rodney,
good morning, good morning. All right, a couple of sand
lapper boys playing here on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Rodney.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Hair is Adam Adam.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Rodney, Hey, couple, Santa, I am said, lappers there South Carol, Carolina.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Right, Dan Tayter and Rodney, John Boy and Adam. That'll
be the teams. Let's see what we can boys.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Rodney, you relax me and Adam for the first thirty seconds, all.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Right, you ready, Adam, Yes, sir, all right, Boddy. Let's
start the clock.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Now, be careful on that ice. You will blink and fall. Yeah,
rhymes with it. Out on the ocean is a big.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
It floats on the ocean.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
A big cruise.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Yeah, rhymes with it.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
On vacation, you take a rhymes with it. Little girls,
do this blank to muloo my darling.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Rhymes with this. On a tennis racket, have a good.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
Pip? What is that?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
What'd you say?
Speaker 10 (22:25):
What I said?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Pip? No tennis racket?
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Good?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
No, okay, I don't think that was the word it. Okay, okay,
all right, Rodney, you and Tayler for your first round.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Are you ready.
Speaker 18 (22:44):
And go?
Speaker 6 (22:45):
When you're slinging a hammer, you need to make sure
you have a good grip.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
You fall down and break this bone, this thing on
the side of you, yep, rhymes with it. You do
this to paper, you blanket into shreds. Yep, you rhymes
with it. You take a hot coffee, just take.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
A little.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
You do this to your jeans. You you blank them up?
How they close? It's not button? You blank them up?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, boy, all.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Right, put the zip on there to make it a five.
To take the lead by one over at them. It's
five to four here were going around two?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
All right at them? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yes, sir? All right?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Start the clock. Now you eat this. It's miracle uh huh,
okay you do this in a play. Look at those people.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yes, this is where the pilot sets in the airplane. Yeah,
all right, this Italian thing of pepperoni.
Speaker 18 (23:53):
What?
Speaker 7 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (23:58):
The the.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
What were going into right now? The season?
Speaker 10 (24:03):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
You get it out.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Swinging?
Speaker 10 (24:16):
What do we do?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Another four?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Another four on the four and eight score for Adam,
so Tayner and Rodney. Three will tie, four will win. Okay,
ready Rodney, that is nice.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Okay, ready go.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
You right with an ink blink? Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
High school has a marching blink man. You this is
in your mouth and you swallow with it. It's a muscle. Uh,
you pierce, you lick things with it. No, you lick
things with it.
Speaker 12 (24:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
This when animals, animals no longer exist, they are what extinct?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yes, that's the wind exceed.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Adam doggone. It came up one short there, buddy. We
appreciate you playing though. Hope you try again, sir. All right,
thank you, my boy riding there. Look at you getting
the old swag from world lawnmowers the old place now easily. Alright, boy,
Hold on, fine morning big shows on the radio. We's
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talking about grip there's money. Things go through my head.
I just can't get it out. Like for that grip.
I was talking about tennis racket because when I first
learned to play tennis, they give you the racket and
they say grab the racket like you're shaking hands. That's
the way you grip a tennis racket like you're shaking hands.
That is a proper grip. And that stuck with me,
says I, like eight years old. Way so Adam down
(26:00):
in Charleston, you should have known that, Adam. Wow, all right, damn,
we're moving on with our lives. It's time bundshake but
no bed request time. Eddie Lad out of Tupelo, Mississippi
this morning. Let's say Eddie says, it's not really a skit,
but I really want to hear when you bought Rayford
a one way plane ticket instead of a round trip
(26:23):
with Oh yeah, man, we know what you mean, Eddie.
We got it coming up next. Good morning, make Shaan's
(26:54):
on the radio. Something you'd like to hear around this time.
On until Friday hit hisself on the John wore Miller
Facebook page, I was allowing the mail bag and the
Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Edie Lad had a two blow Mississsippi. It was this
moment when we was messing with Rayford.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
All right, hey, uh, y'all, just the operator. I just
took a collect call from Rayford. Oh there's a shockers,
Is there any other kind of let's talk to him?
Speaker 10 (27:23):
Yeah, Hello, Hello, who's this? This is John Boy, John Boy, John.
Speaker 8 (27:28):
Hey, mister Rayford.
Speaker 10 (27:29):
Hey, look, yes, I got a problem. Okay, somebody's got
a problem.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
What's the problem.
Speaker 10 (27:36):
The problem is. Look that little redheaded that came into
Yestermonning about this time, said he was said he was
sending me the phoenix and everything like that. To see
that Harry Conic.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Show, Right, Jim, Jim, do he did your buddy?
Speaker 10 (27:52):
Yeah show? And Connick put on a great show. Fan
I've done in some greatest. I mean, this guy is
the performer of of the nineties. All right, some tidy
he can do everything.
Speaker 14 (28:02):
But let me tell you're talking about the red headed
guy or Harry Cotty.
Speaker 10 (28:06):
I'm talking about Harry Cotty. But wait a minute.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Well how are your seats though, Bob, how are your seats?
Speaker 10 (28:10):
It's fantastic. I was sitting dire down in the front
road and surrounded by the most beautiful women in the.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
World, and he got you great seats to the show.
And I remember y'all, y'all hugging right before you left yesterday.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
We'll go today. But I didn't leave out of there
until I mean, hell, it was like three point thirty
hour time in the morning.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (28:27):
I ain't had much sleep, so I might not be
talking too good.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
And I'm sober, and there's you know, nothing else wrong,
and I just I'm pierced what seems to me the
problem that little redheaded.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
Okay, take it easy, hello, Yes, yes, you know what.
Speaker 10 (28:46):
You know what he did. He set me out here
first class, put me up everything like that. Yeah, And
I'm out here this morning to the airport to get
my way back so I get back to work to
do my damn job. And I ain't got no what
there you laughing at? Going up one hundred Damn the
(29:08):
trees out here today.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Well, you know, Rayon, it must have been an oversight.
Speaker 10 (29:16):
I mean, just seeing you're out of my house.
Speaker 18 (29:17):
I think you wouldn't say I wanted to put it
up good.
Speaker 10 (29:20):
You won't know, you the one.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
We wouldn't do anything.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
We wouldn't do anything like.
Speaker 10 (29:26):
That to you boy again, you sitting there yesterday morning,
just looking in there, and I'm I'm just tears in
my eyes in that fellar. I want a great fellows
and you looking over there and you went out all
the time.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Would we send you out to Petus on a one
way ticket?
Speaker 10 (29:43):
I wants you to look just a minute to goo.
I talked to the I talked to it. I mean,
it's turn in the morning out here, man, right, And
what I talked to the man? I want to you know,
like anybody would when you thought, how many times do
you look you got you got threeple pieces of thing,
and how many times do you look and look at.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Your ticket to actually you have an airplane ticket before
you go to.
Speaker 14 (30:06):
The airport, and well usually he just says I'm John
boy and they let him gone.
Speaker 10 (30:15):
You wouldn't believe it. I knew you wouldn't believe it.
So I recorded it when I was just a minute
ago when I went over there to try it, so
I could get back my damn job. Gents, persons, I
am uh huh, I tape recorded what it was. You
want to hear it?
Speaker 8 (30:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, play that for us.
Speaker 10 (30:30):
I'll hold up the phone, maybe you can hear it.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Okay, I'm reference.
Speaker 18 (30:41):
I want to confirm my flight back to Charlotte tomorrow
the fire. I supposed to have a first class flight
back to Charlotte. Yeah, I think it's sometime tomorrow, tomorrow morning.
We don't have a reservation for you. Wait mean you
don't have a reservation. There's the ticket.
Speaker 10 (30:59):
This is just one of tickets. That's a wicket.
Speaker 18 (31:05):
This is just a receipt with a one way ticket.
But wait, that's a ticket. It looks like a ticket
to me.
Speaker 10 (31:12):
Receipt?
Speaker 18 (31:14):
What punch it up?
Speaker 10 (31:18):
If it bound to be some mistake?
Speaker 18 (31:20):
Says one way?
Speaker 10 (31:25):
Rock Buster pavilion. That's supposed to set me out here
to see the show, the Harry Conning show. It's a courtesy,
and the I can't for all the day that I
love it? How much? How much is it?
Speaker 18 (31:51):
How much he was supposed to.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
Send me out here? First slave? That's the first class
ticket from Phoenix to Charlotte. Four hundred and ninety dollars,
one hundred and ninety dollars? What about what about coach?
I mean four hundred yeah, four hundred dollars. You mean
(32:15):
it's gonna cost me four hundred dollars you can't charge
at the bar buster provided. Well, I know you're just
doing your job, but that I'm square said, I gotta
be back to work, man, I can't take four hundred dollars,
I mean, what, how the hell do you expect me
(32:38):
to get back? What would you suggest? You live here?
Speaker 18 (32:40):
Right? I live here, Charles quite a way.
Speaker 10 (32:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 18 (32:48):
Maybe the bus is a little cheaper, fall I go
first class.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
Maybe. Well, like I said, you're just doing your job. Sorry,
I want somebody to do something. I want somebody to
do something about there.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
Okay, I'll tell you what. We won't give your job
away while you're gone. Yeah, we'll hold it.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
We're going hold after you get back.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
So I'm going over here as soon as I can
get back out there, I'm going up there, and I'll
tell you I'm going to that fellow Zephyr Barkman.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
What's his name, Zev Buffman, Zev Buffman.
Speaker 10 (33:30):
Yeah. I can't straighten this down, man, Okay, right, I'm.
Speaker 8 (33:36):
Well, you know, but Red, you could go ahead. I mean,
four hundred bucks, you know, four hundred bucks, just just
four hundred.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Dollars in a cop and you keep back.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Just for a rock, just to come out to see something. Teller,
get up on the damnstairs, take you know, and some of.
Speaker 14 (33:51):
Those real long bustrips. Now they show movies. It's like
on airplanes. It would be all if you close your eyes,
it's almost like being.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
On an airplane.
Speaker 10 (33:57):
You're so smart if you with that other little squirt. Sorry,
well right listen, you step talking so big. Bye. Go
down to Western Union, call it Western Union right now.
And you know who send me the day of Mary.
Speaker 8 (34:09):
Send them money now you dig or he won't make
his names a gig.
Speaker 10 (34:14):
Right right?
Speaker 8 (34:15):
Why don't you put it on your credit card?
Speaker 10 (34:17):
Why don't you get like frying a mark.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Okay, we'll call it Sam thaks that I'm a call
just calling it over there, okay, and I'm anybody can
get this straightened out, all right, And and.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
Next time, don't please don't call collect. Haven't put it
on your.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Good morning. There's a big shon the radio. Missed some
of the big show this morning.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Here's the John Bomilly Late Risers podcast As your background
for Saint Patrick's Day twenty twenty five, here's one from
the bit Box. Keywords Saint jokes and there's one thing.
You can't call Astra Nerd a quitter, and that's a
real shame. Of course, we all wish you'd quit do
(35:27):
a stand up comedy, But he has to come back
workshop some new material from up upcoming gig. He's got
it is that makes me a gun for punishment. But
dog on, he makes me laugh here he is astro
Oh excuse me, joke Nerd.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Mcwhack of whack of whack a boy, yo, who's ready
to mclaugh?
Speaker 10 (35:48):
There?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
You got a gig for Saint Patrick's day.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Hie laddie. It's the look of the Irish?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Are you Irish?
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Irish?
Speaker 7 (35:56):
I was?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I wrich?
Speaker 12 (36:00):
Oh see that's the sort of clever wordplay. I'm busting
out this Saturday for the Irish American League. But I
always like to test out my stick on you lads
and lasses, just in case it's like the Irish say,
don't iron your four leaf clover. You don't want to
press your luck.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
They gonna aren't They gonna want somebody who's actually Irish?
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Does it matter? I mean, come on with Don Rickles Jewish.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yes, let's get on the show.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Faith and Gomora's Faith and Begora gomorro was like from
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
She was green was the she boom roasted.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Let's get this over with ladies and gentlemen. Here's joke, nerd.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Thank you, thank you. You have no taste. I say
that if they applaud So what do.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
You say if they don't?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Knock knock?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Who's there?
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Irish?
Speaker 7 (36:59):
You?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Irish stew who irished you? In the name of the law?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Boom roasted?
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Knock knock? Warren?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Warren?
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Who warn anything great for Saint Patrick's Day?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Are they all knock knock jokes?
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Knock knock? No, Hey, Tayter, do everyone a favor and
go Aaron, go Brawlis I like to start with a
boob joke? She knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 12 (37:36):
Hey, all you single booze bags out there, did you
know that Saint Patrick's Day is a great time to
get lucky? And I've got some great pickup lines for you?
Happy Saint Patrick's Day. I'm about to make you say,
oh yes.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Oh, apostrophe has like O'Shaughnessy kiss me, I'm part Irish.
Want to know which parts.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Cha chaw?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Hey good looking? I'm gonna shamrock your world tonight. That's
the end of that came.
Speaker 12 (38:14):
Two Irish couples go get pretty drunk on St. Patrick's
Day and decide to swing partners for the night. The
next morning, Patty says to Mike, I wonder how the
girls are getting on, don't hell ring a dang dang.
An Irish farmer is walking across the field carrying two sheep.
(38:35):
His neighbor says, hey, Patty, are you gonna share those sheep?
Patty says, no, they're both for me. See sheer sounds
like Sharon and Irish savvy. But I can't do the excent.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
I'm no tater.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
So are you gonna stop and explain the jokes during
your gig?
Speaker 4 (39:02):
No, I've got some handouts printed.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Well, unlesseners don't have that, so let's wrap it up.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Okay, hold up, here's a good one.
Speaker 12 (39:11):
You're about the irishman born with two left feet in
the summertime.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
He wore flip flips. Feed I've had one. You can
tell it to beat.
Speaker 12 (39:21):
I had an Irish friend who was bulletproof. His name
was rick O'shay, how much do you charge the set
in the back row? I had a leperchaun for a
roommate once had to kick him out when the rent
was due.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
He was always a little short. Nothing on that one.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
So do you have anything edgy?
Speaker 4 (39:47):
You asked for it.
Speaker 12 (39:48):
Patty meets Sean at the tavern and says, oh, laddie,
I met the most wonderful woman last night. I find
her out by the railroad tracks. I took her home
and made whoope for hours. Sean says, ay, that's a
spot of luck.
Speaker 18 (40:00):
That is.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
What does she look like? Patty says, I don't know.
I couldn't find her head. Hello, edgy.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Oh that's a little too edgy there, nerd, But better
luck next Dooh?
Speaker 12 (40:11):
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, one last one. There's
these two Irish guys working for the city council.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
They're out along the road.
Speaker 12 (40:19):
One would dig a hole and the other fellow would
come along behind him and fill it in. They went
up one street and down the other side. They worked
the all day without stopping. An old pensioner was watching
them with great curiosity. He couldn't figure out what they
were doing, so he went up and asked, and one
of the lads said, well, I'm sure it does look
a wee bit odd, but Normally they're a three man team.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
But today the guy who plants the trees cold in
sick because the guy would take the hole and the
missing guy would put the tree and the other guy
covered up. It's all in the print out. It's some bitches.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Here's a good Irish saying for you. Don't let the
exit door hit you. Where the good lord.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Who's got a pin? That's the key? Jn't nerd out Yo.
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