May 5, 2025 • 44 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we celebrate the Mexican Holiday, Cinco de Mayo!.. - Mr. Haney has cooked up a sale targeting our friends from south of the border.. - Red Hot Talent, Inc. conducted a Big Show listener survey and Murray has the results.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins takes the pulpit and delivers a sermon on Mexican children.. - Ricky B. Sharpe sings “Talk English To Me.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes in search of the elusive Mexican Pit Lizard.. - We fill a request for “Dingo Boy”.. - and Mr. Rhubarb will close out the show with a Historical Announcement…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Alright, let's get it. Good morning, Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Well, good morning Nerd, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out they're in radio land. Listen,
here's the Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent Full of Gospel, Pennycochial Assembly, just off State Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, the big story
on the news lately the United States government taking little
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Mexican kids away from their mama and daddy and lock
them up in some walmart down in Texas. Everybody from
Oakrah Winfred of Franklin Graham is coming out against it. Now.
I try to stay out of politics, as y'all know,
But when you got some government man on TV quoting
Romans thirteen about how the powers that be are ordained
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to God to uphold the law, well I feel like
I might need to jump on in here for a second.
So here goes Psalm one twenty seven says children are
a heritage from God. Might not be a good idea
to take a man's heritage, especially considering who give it
to him. So we need to be real careful about
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the government when they start taking children away from the parents.
It ain't right, friends. Plus, all it does is turn
their problem into our problem. I don't know at you,
but I donunraise my own youngers. I ain't looking to
take on nobody else's. Now, we'll say this, both sides
of this deal have got a piece of the truth.
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The law is the law, and you ought to follow
the law. Also, parents and their children aren't to be together.
So here's my idea. If you get cought sneaking in
the country, we lock you and you kids up in
a Walmart together. Have you ever been at Walmart with
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a bunch of kids. I tell you what a couple
of days of that. I'll make you think long and
hard about jumping that fence again. And while we're on
the subjects, some of the folks that holler the loudest
about the Mexican youngins ain't doing some hot by their
own kids. I mean, here we are in the middle
of the lazy, crazy, unsavedy days of summer, and his
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mama at home in the kitchen, making her two youngins
a peanut butter and nun her sandwich and helping them
with their coloring book like the Lord intended. Why, of
course not, ain't nobody got time for back. Mama's done
latch keyed the youngins up and run off to her
new modern career woman job. Oh it ain't like she
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wanted to. It's just that a family nowadays needs two
incomes to pay for them, two cars and that motorcycle
and the liquor cabinet full of adokey hall and a
big family vacation to lost to Vegas, or as most
folks calls it, just trying to make ends meet. Oh
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but don't worry, Mama, Buffy and Jody, I have plenty
of role models to look up to. While you're out
there in your little kto plus pants suit being a
working gal. They'll be safe at home in the arms
of the perfect mudern babysitter of forty inch high defamation
fat screen TV. Why there's all kind of good life
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lessons on there. Look, it's all a marathon of the
real desperate Housewives of Atlantas. And here comes Whoopedie Goldstein
and the four horse faces of apocalyps on the view. Hey,
later on, Mari Popovich is gonna reveal which one of
the tattooed hormonkers is the real father of the bastard
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child of the dead well, Jeeve Freacher, that don't sound
too good. Ain't there nothing I can do to keep
my young and safe while I'm off neglecting their long
terms of why of course there is beloved on you
way to pick up an eight dollars half calf lattee
at the star bug got them bugger byers off at
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this year's extreme narrow minded edition of the Sword of Joshua,
Independent Full Gospel Pennycoastal Vacation Bible School, the summer youth
program guaranteed to put the fun back in Fundamentalists. This
year's guest Headmaster is doctor George Beverly DeAngelo, Senior Pastor
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of the Snakes and Sparkler's Pennycoastal Temple in Gonad, Oklahoma,
with his right hand man, Plexico Kreflow, the former All
Star nose tackle at Nubian State Bible College in Lumberton,
North Carolina. A tongue speaking tag team that radiates the
love and grace of the Lord Jesus and ain't a
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bit scared to lay down an Old Testament butt whooping.
When Lenny together, they'll turn even the back talking this
bee hole into a Bible beaten Special Ops Command though
in the Army of the Lord. Our week long package
comes with a nurishing daily lunch of Graham crackers and
pineapple juice and a genuine imitation leather bond nineteen seventeen
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edition Schofield Reference Bible that's yours to keep the Sword
of Joshua Independent Full Gospel of Pennycostal Vacation Bible School.
Just because you're going to Hell don't mean you kids
have to book your spot right now at one eight hundred,
yes amen, Or you can sign up online on the
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computer deal at w W W dot Sword of Joshua
Dot org slash VB slash. If I as y'all, I
just call us on the phone right but our doors
wide open. Here at the Sword of Joshua Independent Full
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Gospel Penny Coolsal Assembly, just off State Road twenty three on.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
The Frontage Road.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
This here is a Reverend Billy Ray Collins remininions. It's
time to turn so you don't burn. John Boyd deserve
y'all have a blessed day.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I love you, mane Hi. Let's play Beating the Blonde
for one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not
cleaning products. Made in the USA one eight hundred Big
Show you told, free line, get a contestant and play next.
(07:00):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Rolling
through your Monday May Fair. There's something good that's seen.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Go to my.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Feature track with the Big Show beat box. Mister Rubarb's
a historical announcement. Keyword historical for a scary cole at
the Big Show dot com. Also Domos wonderful bangs, love
for you to be But because I's got another hardback
copy the whole truth about Spring Turkey hunting as the
George White Weekends away from that force. So it sounded
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like Gary Busey there for man, Hi, y'all, let's come on,
I mean, let's do it. Let's play beat the Blonde.
We have come on here with I can test it.
I got the line Terra from Sylvannah, Georgia. Good morning, Terra,
good morning, good morning. Am I doing it right? Tara
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or Tara? What you say?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
It's Tara, Yes, sir, it's Tara, Terra.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Welcome in here by we'll go ask Tata some questions.
You agree or disagree, get two bells before two buzzers
and you win.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I did? I can hang out data.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
And tarror Hey, oh that wouldn't get a.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Should go on a car trip together?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Uh tighter. Researchers found that forty six percent of all
violence on television occurs in a certain type of program.
What type is it?
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Oh that would be the c span John boy, that's
that inspires violence?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yes, I got zu TV. Yes, yes, No.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Researchers found that it's cartoons.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Cartoons contain forty six percent of the violence on television.
Tarra agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Oh, I wouldn't disagree.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
And.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, hold on the cartoons. Yeah, they got all the
boys on the head and the blown ups and Daffy
Dug and Rabbit season. All right, well that was one bonder.
Let's move on here, let's stay. Let's go to classic television.
A classic television show Flippers.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Oh we're both very familiar, aren't we.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Well there were actually five different dolphins that appeared as flippery.
How many horses were used to play mister ed Do
you remember mister talking horse horse play? I get it.
Flipper Flipper did not talk.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Oh yeah he did.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That's not talking. Dolphins had to go. I'm glad to
They used two horses. Two horses were used to play
mister Ed and five dolphins had played Flipper. So, uh, Tara,
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what do you say? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
You know, I feel like I feel like that might
be accurate, but I just I don't know. I feel
like maybe I don't know, I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay, you talked yourself into there was only one mister Ed,
only one horse that was peanut butter on his gums.
That's what they got the horses. I think he liked
it was actually he didn't like it.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
You know.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
The animal trainer that I read the article from said
that the horse was actually trained to move his mouth
when the voiceover guy was speaking the line.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Get out of the way. That's what I said. Mister
really could talk.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
Well, he could move his lips, just kind of you know, I.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Don't know whether to believe you or not the horse. Okay,
I'll tell you some Staying with the peanut butter, Yeah,
that makes me feel better about it. Okay, all right,
here we go, lose it right here? Count it? Okay, Well, Tyler,
we've all seen the historic footage of astronaut Neil Armstrong
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becoming the first human to step foot on the moon.
Did Neil step down with his left foot first or
his right.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
Let me get this radio human being stepped out of
the surface of the moon, and all you can come
up with is witch foot was the first.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
It looks like it.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I think we've covered everything everything else about all right,
his left foot, his left foot was first. All right?
Picturing Neil on the ladder.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Okay, I'm gonna step off the limb now agree.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I disagree with left foot first, one left foot for mankind?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Well, okay, I feel like with your if I don't
know if he was left handed or right hand. I
feel like if your right hand, you're gonna step in
your right foot, I'm gonna say right foot. I don't
know if he was.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Either one right, Okay, So you're gonna disagree with Tater
on a fifty to fifty shot here and.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That's it was his left foot first.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well, y'all, women are you're over fifty? Hey, but we
got a good consolation prize for you, Tara.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
All right, baby, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Okay, Freshet, you play bottom of the Hour Tommy News
about to celebrate the sings to mile with Ricka being
sure you had to turn it on. H good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio on sing over
to my own It.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Morning at the Lumbard depot hiring laborers.
Speaker 10 (13:59):
What the hell the thinging, I need a translator.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
I'll tell you what I wish that you speak English.
My wife learned how to do it, and she's as
dumb as a fish.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
You're in my country.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Learn the lingo. Take advice from this old gringo. All
I'm really going to need from you is just to
talk English to me. Or the love of Pete, talk
English to me. That's a that com hard. Talk English
to me. Talk English to.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Me, nerve racking.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
The answer is always the same, No hobbler English. You
say that I'm a racist, I should learn Spanish.
Speaker 10 (14:51):
Pay partner. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
You can't kiss my butt, and if you ain't got
you a green card, you better keep your mouth shut.
You're in my country and learn the lingo. Take advice
from this old grengo. All I'm really going to need
from you is just to talk English to me. They
taught of Gorilla how to do it. Talk English to me,
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sign language, but still talk English to me, hard to believe.
Talk English to me, Uno, that's a card game, dummy,
ghost that's medicine, Sonny Trace, it's what you eat.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Your lunch off.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Quadro.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
That's an Audi cool it with a jibber jabber, genius.
Where the hell do you come from? Venus, Open your
mouth and what the heck? It's like a cling on
on star trek. Don't give a crap of apsinco Tomeo,
but you better get fluid if you want your payoff.
Every day is a living hell. It's like training day
at Taco Bell. Welcome to the USA. Now take a
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clue and learn the parlay. Don't give a flip where
you come from, man, but you gotta speak American. You're
in the country to speak the lingo. Take advice from
miss old Gringo. All I'm really gonna need from you
is just to talk English to me.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
Come on, man, talk English to me. Talk English to me.
Talks to me.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Nerve Racking, Good morning, it's a bike Shaw on the radio.
(17:05):
Here we go, it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Well, well, well, it seems you can't pick up a
phone these days without having to push a button just
to speak to someone in English. If you've ever called
an eight hundred number for tech support, you wind up
trying to figure out what gunga Din is telling you.
(17:34):
I wish everyone would just learn to speak English. And
if you've ever read the Big Show Facebook page or
listen to Wordy Word, you realize that's probably asking a lot,
in some cases, a whole lot. Perhaps the problem is
we real Americans just take English for granted. We've been
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doing it for so long we've forgotten how dawning a
task it might be for someone to learn to speak English.
There's so many don rules to follow, most of which
just don't make any sense. A friend of mine found
this on the Internet and send it to me. It
was on the internet, so you know it's true. He's
a French model. You'll begin with a box, and the
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plural is boxes, but the plural of ox became oxen,
not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are
called geese. Yet the plural of moose should never be meace.
You may find one lone mouse or a nest full
of mice, Yet the plural.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Of house is houses, not hece.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
If the plural of man is always called men, why
shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I
spoke of a foot and show you my feet if
you gave me a boot, would a pair be called beat?
If one is a tooth and a whole set of teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beef? Then
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one may be that, and three would be those yet
had in the plural would never be hoes, And the
plural of cat is cats, never COEs. We speak of
a brother and also a brethren, But though we say mother,
we never say methron. The The masculine pronouns are he, his,
and him, But imagine the feminine she, shiz and shim
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in all fanners. I have seen a few shim in
my day, but you see what I mean. Let's face it.
English is a crazy language. But if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that, for example, quicksand is actually quite slow,
boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither
from guinea or remotely related to a pig. And why
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is it right as right? But fingers, don't fing think
about it?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You can make amends, but not one single amend.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
If you have a big box of odds and ends
and throw all of them away except for one, what
do you call that? Brother? If teach us taught why
don't preach us praught. If a vegetarian needs vegetables, what
does a humanitarian need? And what other language do people
recite at a play and play at a recital. We
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ship by truck and sent cargo by ship. We have
noses that run and feet that smell. We park in
the driveway and drive on the parkway. And how in
the world is a slim chance and a fat chance
the same thing.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
While wise men and wise.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Guys are polar opposites, you have to marvel at the
unique insanity of English, where your house can burn up
as it burns down, and you fill in a form
while filling it out, and an alarm goes off by
going on and while I'm thinking of it, if father
is pop, how come mothers not mop? Sometimes I think
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the folks who created this mess should be committed to
an asylum for the verbally insane English.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What a load of.
Speaker 11 (21:14):
Who it's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
Gooday, you're old pal Stevire, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bones of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and drying,
safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Hey, what's this wire for?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Mmmmm, good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
There's a big show on the radio, Monday May fifth.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Single My Moday.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
And many got a song shug in your head? Old him,
We've been playing this morning singing Joe's Texico all morning.
But you find this this might come in handy. You
know what they call it? Earworm? Songs that you can't
get out of your head. Keep humming them like that,
says a uh, A sonic gets stuck in your head.
(23:00):
Called it earworm. Researchers have determined which songs become earworms
and how to purge them from your brain. Repetition is
the key to making a catchy song. Well know that
the secret to combatting and earworm is by singing a
non catchy song. It's impossible to have two songs in
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your head at once, so think of something boring, like
the star spangled banner or something. Chewing gum is another
trick to erase a song you have stuck on repeat.
It says it occupies the muscles that you'd otherwise use
to sing. The researcher said, quote you get a song
shug in your head because you feel compelled to sing
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along with it, So.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Choose some gum? Is that why you were humming and singing?
Joe Texico? And then that switched into Christmas Balls Christmas?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yes, somehow I made the switch with some note or
some verse that with her there. I will do that.
I will change like earworms. But Tato, you gott keep
him mind.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
He's not exactly what you would call a controlled subject,
you know.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
So studying you would just be you alone.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, he's never never know what you're gonna you're gonna
pull out of my my butt? B w double are
you the.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
B w?
Speaker 7 (24:32):
Oh great, now that's stuck in my head?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You're welcome. Ohkay? All right, well I hoped we helped here.
Ohr crocodile stalker on the scene. Go to MYO. He's
gonna come in handy his up. Next, make Joe rolls
on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up,
we play wordy.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Word for.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Happy heard.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I got it? Here? Have you heard?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
May stop? Quality attractors mental some feed for deer, bear
and dogs. If you're not using abby heard, you better
hope your neighbors are just pulling that. I got it boys,
sounds like I'm hunting over some abby herd. Here big
on the banner, the Big Show dot com interer code
jbb get Jimmerson off at check out. All right, Well
we celebrated sea go to my own back when we
celebrated the first NASCAR race in Mexico. Yeah, of course
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we have our guys right on it. Uh. And the
endearing term for a little race groupiees is pitt lizards.
For those of you who don't know, it's kind of
a kind of a code word. Maybe that will help
with this episode.
Speaker 12 (25:38):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying a crap out
of them.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Now, dear Steve, thank you, loving good eight Steve here,
and today we're in beautiful Mexico and we hit approve
of point. Environmentalists all over the world if always contended
that progress destroys natural areas and results in the disruption
of indigenous wildlife and sometimes even the extinction of certain species.
But like old Steve always says, just when you think
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you've got mother Nature figured out, she throws a curveball
your way, and there's no better example than right here
in gorgeous Mexico City and the Otto Dromo Hermonas Rodriguez
road Course race track. It's vacant now, but a couple
of weeks ago it was wall to wall sports fans.
When they built this speedway, they were hoping that someday
the nestcar crowd would show up. What they got more
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than they bargained for the creation of a new species
skankers Mexicali reptilicus, or the Mexican pit liz. It's amazing.
The moment the track was finished, they appeared by the
hordes as if for magic, right on cue. And she's
a beauty. In fact, the whole species are shailers. Let's
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get a closer look. I'm looking for any others, but
she appears to be all by herself, strange because they
usually travel in packs. Let's try to get closer. The
Mexican pit lizard is known for the enormous ornate crest
on top of its head, which comes in a variety
of colors and usually lack it into any number of shapes.
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It's brilliant. Facial colors are broad, thick bands around the
eyes and across the cheeks, the thick, bright red lips
curled back across two rows. I raise my sharp teeth
and look at those nails, krikee about four inches long,
and each one a different color.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
The looking at the bark.
Speaker 10 (27:33):
Yes, welcome.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
I don't think she's seen us yet. She's wandering around
the now vacant pit area, apparently in search of something.
There was a big race here not long ago, so
it's not unusual for the Mexican pit lizard to return
to the scene of past conquests. A most amazing beastie.
The Mexican pit lizard is inexplicably drawn to all things American,
especially good old Mascar. That's why I'm wearing this thanking
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leather Jeff Gordon jacket. She gets a gander at this,
and who knows what she'll do?
Speaker 10 (28:04):
Oooh, we'll carry him there, But pick on, my Granpa.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
It's working. She's making her way over here. Let's see
if we can get her attention. Oh, here we are
a twenty dollar bill.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
Muldo boy, ask what peas a want?
Speaker 6 (28:22):
Guero man, here she comes.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Just awesome.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
The most notable feature of the Mexican pit lizard is
the enormous chest, which they proudly displayed to attract a suitor.
Speaker 10 (28:36):
Just look at how full and ample they are.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Come on, gg oh, look struck a.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Numb she's going the focus and she took my twenty mayonnaise.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Come on, carnies, Why I what a noise? I wonder
what she's on about.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Does anyone on the croub know what honies means? No,
I wasn't talken to youth, sweetheart. Well, I think this
would be the time to back off and call it
a day before she decides to use those razors sharp nails.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Well, it could be worse.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
It could have been a whole pack of them. Don't worry, folks,
nothing a few hundred stitches won't fixed, and a big
bag of ice to take that swelling down.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Well, at least my leather jiff good jacket is in one.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Pace, you say, yef gord don he Well, the.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Good news is we finally found the male of the
Mexican pittlers and species.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Bad news I.
Speaker 10 (29:54):
Hear, and give me a ha.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I think he likes me. Awful, hey, stop kissing me. No.
Speaker 12 (30:02):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 13 (30:07):
I know what good Dake is wailing now no help,
and that's why we like to thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Ahi, y'all, Let's play wordy word one eight hundred, big
show you told free line. We'll get a couple of
contestants play next. Good morning. That's a big show on
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AL Radio Monday morning. Well, let's you jump on in
here and play.
Speaker 14 (31:02):
I had everybody's head about the bed where anywhere that'll
worry anywhere.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Let's meet a contestants. We got David from Stanton, Virginia.
Good morning, David. And we got Michael from picking, South Carolina.
Good morning, Michael, Good morning morning all right, David, Michael,
(31:29):
Virginia versus South Carolina. Welcome boys, big shore. Listens in
here playing it out Michael and Marcy. How about that?
Oh Michael and Marcy. And then then it'll be John
Moore and David.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Getting horse.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It was ever there? All right, Michael, you relax, Me
and David will go for the first thirty seconds, and
it's a po pirie of words. This is just random words, David,
no theme at all, all right, all right, okay, start up?
Am I ready? All right, I'm ready, I think I'm ready.
(32:20):
All right, and go don't lie to me tell thee Yeah,
uh huh. These vegetables are just picked. They are no,
they're no, they're not stale. They're not stale they are yes,
uh huh. A rose is a a tulip. A rose
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is a w yeah, uh huh. A bird lives in
this a bird's uh huh. Okay, Christ has what from
the grave?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
He has? Yeah? All right, out the boy.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
David, we put a five on the board. I'm gonna
cut you off. You go, name ever vegetable, wasn't you?
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Yeah, but I had to say.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I know yeah, oh man, I've been not been complaining
about this phone system. We just have a little thing. Yeah,
it gets ugly sometime. Now you feel my pain at times.
Nobody in here cares. O David from thank you. I'm
glad you get the experiences.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Right.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Well, let's say here, that's just round one and that
was a five on the board. Good good job there,
All right, Marcy, look ast you ready to go? Biden
your time? I just yeah, exactly, that's expression. So is
it all? Michael and Marcy? Ready go? All right?
Speaker 8 (33:43):
As you age, you get these on your face.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
This is a fruit.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
It's fuzzy on the outside. They grow in Georgia.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (33:55):
If you can't speak, you.
Speaker 10 (33:57):
Are a what or you?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yep?
Speaker 8 (34:01):
This is a place you go to play a lot
of video games. It's what it's like a big building.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
You when you put money into the bank, you make
a all right.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
We'll look at y'all putting a five on the board
as well. It is five to five after round one,
so here we go in around two. David, are you ready?
We'll be all right. Start the clock now before you exercise.
They take you to do this real good. Yeah, that's it.
Uh huh. Hey, you shoot off one of these of
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your truck or put it on the road and it
makes a light. You shoot off of what?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Uh huh, yeah, you go. This guy cuts your hair.
He is a uh what about Dracula blank? Dracula blank
his first name? Yeah, A big, A big pig is
a a big pig, A big pig. Another word another word? Okay, no,
(35:04):
stud I mean, oh sorry, stupid slift there, David, I
no sensitive you are? It's four on that five. That's
a nine nine score. So okay, Marsy and Michael four
will tie in force over time. Five will win it. Michael,
are you ready I'm ready and go.
Speaker 7 (35:25):
All right, do you know it? You're bigger than a pig?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
He's you don't. Yes, this is.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
Where kids in school they go, they go on this,
uh like at Easter. No, they like it's like the
whole like it's the whole they like, it's the whole time.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Off at easter.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
Yes, yeah, this is also the easter blank money, Yes.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Get three eight David nine day wins.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
My name was.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Heard, Tayler hang up on spring break like that until
she was actually honest when you were talking to Michael,
you could drag any time buddy down that pickings. We
appreciate you playing my man. God, I appreciate you. Love
all y'all go, thank you buddy. Yeah, we'll get him
(36:38):
down the road. Look at David up a stand. Virginia
winning the prize by a good game, David dole stu boy.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah, thank you her much.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Who's stupid? Now?
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Motivate my teammates.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Ask Marcy if she heard my answers before you did.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah, we'll be better the next time. It was more
than nothing.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's all the matters.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
All right. Well, I'll say you in six months, i'll
be counting the days I got counter in front of me.
Good morning, got the big Shaw on the radio. Alright,
bed request time, George Murray out of Piercing Georgia. Say, George,
(37:33):
I like any of the old something. My favorite is
thing Go Boy, there go boys called the classic.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
Yes, he asked for both episode one and two, but
I only have time for episode one.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
We'll get to two.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Down the road, down the road.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
All right, George, we got you coming up.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
It's a big showing the radio. Something you'd like to hear.
It's a request time about this time every Monday through Friday.
George Murray, out of Piercing Georgia is here right now, found.
Speaker 15 (38:35):
By wild Lingos and he elback that.
Speaker 12 (38:37):
They lived in.
Speaker 14 (38:38):
His parents had been murdered, and.
Speaker 15 (38:40):
Now dingoes are his kidd Dingo's taught him hunting, and
Dingo's taught him pride. Dingos made his diapers out of
gopher hide. Run on, Dingle boy, Run on, Dingle boy,
Dingle boy.
Speaker 14 (38:58):
Run, What are you doing here?
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Dingo boy?
Speaker 14 (39:07):
Me searching for a man who killed parents. Well he
not in his pub need water?
Speaker 10 (39:15):
Then you know we don't serve your kind here, Dingo.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Boy, here, you can have some of mine.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
You get here.
Speaker 10 (39:25):
He looked like dig.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Have name hit.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Dingo Boy, Dingo Boy, I like you to meet Bucks.
Speaker 10 (39:36):
Watch out, he's got a knife.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
You killed him.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Dingo Boy, you hang for this hel please why ding.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Dingo Boy must flee?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Didn't you?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
If you?
Speaker 14 (40:00):
Dingle Boy, I cannot, but I love you?
Speaker 10 (40:03):
Dingle Boy, Dingle.
Speaker 14 (40:05):
Boy will console Eldres in dream sequence, Dingle Boy, Dingle Boy,
Yours is a solitary journey filled with much danger. You
must go alone, alone alone. It been decided I go alone.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Are you sure?
Speaker 10 (40:37):
I give a hell of a belly rup?
Speaker 14 (40:40):
Oh yeah, Dingle Boy and Joy, it's good.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yes, you will be my bitch.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Let's get out of here.
Speaker 15 (40:59):
Dingley Run Boy, Run Jingle.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Good morning, Make shows on the radio, Bedbox choice mister
Rubarb's neighborhood keyword historical on the bad Box, Misterbarb.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Good morning, John Boy and Billy. Hello to all the
other Big Show regulars. You probably noticed I'm not using
my silly little goofball voice this morning. Sure, okay, I
should have seen that one.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Come.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Yes, after reviewing the tapes of my last few appearances
on the Big Show, I've come to a disturbing revelation.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
You.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
People are trying to make me look like some kind
of an indie, and this music isn't helping you.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
I've been part of this show for many years, but
back in the beginning, I wasn't treated like the big
shows on Personal Comedy, Squeak Toy, despite comedy Squeak Toys,
Squeak Toy, despite my somewhat unusual speaking voice. In the beginning,
I was afforded a bit more respect. I think it's
high time for a return to those bygone days. Okay, today,
(42:39):
I'd like to inform as well as entertain you're listening
audience with a fascinating and little known slice of American
history from the year nineteen twelve.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Ooh and everything.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
We're all familiar with Hellman's mayonnaise, but most people don't
know that in nineteen twelve, one was manufactured in England.
In April of nineteen twelve, the HMS Titanic left England
for America, carrying twelve thousand jars of Helman's, bound for
Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port
(43:14):
of call for the Titanic after it left.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
New York City.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
The people of Mexico eagerly awaited the first delivery and
were very upset at the news the Great Ship had
been sunk by an iceberg, so much that they declared
a national day of mourning to commemorate the tragedy. It's
a holiday which they still observe today. It is known,
of course, as Sinco de Mayo.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
And now you know the risk of the storm.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
Oh okay, how about this one? What do you give
a pig with a rash or ointment? In other words,
this is mister Rubark saying squeaks week.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
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Alright, let's get it. Good morning, Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Well, good morning Nerd, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends out they're in radio land. Listen,
here's the Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent Full of Gospel, Pennycochial Assembly, just off State Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, the big story
on the news lately the United States government taking little
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Mexican kids away from their mama and daddy and lock
them up in some walmart down in Texas. Everybody from
Oakrah Winfred of Franklin Graham is coming out against it. Now.
I try to stay out of politics, as y'all know,
But when you got some government man on TV quoting
Romans thirteen about how the powers that be are ordained
(00:48):
to God to uphold the law, well I feel like
I might need to jump on in here for a second.
So here goes Psalm one twenty seven says children are
a heritage from God. Might not be a good idea
to take a man's heritage, especially considering who give it
to him. So we need to be real careful about
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the government when they start taking children away from the parents.
It ain't right, friends. Plus, all it does is turn
their problem into our problem. I don't know at you,
but I donunraise my own youngers. I ain't looking to
take on nobody else's. Now, we'll say this, both sides
of this deal have got a piece of the truth.
(01:34):
The law is the law, and you ought to follow
the law. Also, parents and their children aren't to be together.
So here's my idea. If you get cought sneaking in
the country, we lock you and you kids up in
a Walmart together. Have you ever been at Walmart with
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a bunch of kids. I tell you what a couple
of days of that. I'll make you think long and
hard about jumping that fence again. And while we're on
the subjects, some of the folks that holler the loudest
about the Mexican youngins ain't doing some hot by their
own kids. I mean, here we are in the middle
of the lazy, crazy, unsavedy days of summer, and his
(02:19):
mama at home in the kitchen, making her two youngins
a peanut butter and nun her sandwich and helping them
with their coloring book like the Lord intended. Why, of
course not, ain't nobody got time for back. Mama's done
latch keyed the youngins up and run off to her
new modern career woman job. Oh it ain't like she
(02:41):
wanted to. It's just that a family nowadays needs two
incomes to pay for them, two cars and that motorcycle
and the liquor cabinet full of adokey hall and a
big family vacation to lost to Vegas, or as most
folks calls it, just trying to make ends meet. Oh
(03:02):
but don't worry, Mama, Buffy and Jody, I have plenty
of role models to look up to. While you're out
there in your little kto plus pants suit being a
working gal. They'll be safe at home in the arms
of the perfect mudern babysitter of forty inch high defamation
fat screen TV. Why there's all kind of good life
(03:25):
lessons on there. Look, it's all a marathon of the
real desperate Housewives of Atlantas. And here comes Whoopedie Goldstein
and the four horse faces of apocalyps on the view. Hey,
later on, Mari Popovich is gonna reveal which one of
the tattooed hormonkers is the real father of the bastard
(03:48):
child of the dead well, Jeeve Freacher, that don't sound
too good. Ain't there nothing I can do to keep
my young and safe while I'm off neglecting their long
terms of why of course there is beloved on you
way to pick up an eight dollars half calf lattee
at the star bug got them bugger byers off at
(04:10):
this year's extreme narrow minded edition of the Sword of Joshua,
Independent Full Gospel Pennycoastal Vacation Bible School, the summer youth
program guaranteed to put the fun back in Fundamentalists. This
year's guest Headmaster is doctor George Beverly DeAngelo, Senior Pastor
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of the Snakes and Sparkler's Pennycoastal Temple in Gonad, Oklahoma,
with his right hand man, Plexico Kreflow, the former All
Star nose tackle at Nubian State Bible College in Lumberton,
North Carolina. A tongue speaking tag team that radiates the
love and grace of the Lord Jesus and ain't a
(04:56):
bit scared to lay down an Old Testament butt whooping.
When Lenny together, they'll turn even the back talking this
bee hole into a Bible beaten Special Ops Command though
in the Army of the Lord. Our week long package
comes with a nurishing daily lunch of Graham crackers and
pineapple juice and a genuine imitation leather bond nineteen seventeen
(05:20):
edition Schofield Reference Bible that's yours to keep the Sword
of Joshua Independent Full Gospel of Pennycostal Vacation Bible School.
Just because you're going to Hell don't mean you kids
have to book your spot right now at one eight hundred,
yes amen, Or you can sign up online on the
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computer deal at w W W dot Sword of Joshua
Dot org slash VB slash. If I as y'all, I
just call us on the phone right but our doors
wide open. Here at the Sword of Joshua Independent Full
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Gospel Penny Coolsal Assembly, just off State Road twenty three on.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
The Frontage Road.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
This here is a Reverend Billy Ray Collins remininions. It's
time to turn so you don't burn. John Boyd deserve
y'all have a blessed day.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I love you, mane Hi. Let's play Beating the Blonde
for one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not
cleaning products. Made in the USA one eight hundred Big
Show you told, free line, get a contestant and play next.
(07:00):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Rolling
through your Monday May Fair. There's something good that's seen.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Go to my.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Feature track with the Big Show beat box. Mister Rubarb's
a historical announcement. Keyword historical for a scary cole at
the Big Show dot com. Also Domos wonderful bangs, love
for you to be But because I's got another hardback
copy the whole truth about Spring Turkey hunting as the
George White Weekends away from that force. So it sounded
(07:31):
like Gary Busey there for man, Hi, y'all, let's come on,
I mean, let's do it. Let's play beat the Blonde.
We have come on here with I can test it.
I got the line Terra from Sylvannah, Georgia. Good morning, Terra,
good morning, good morning. Am I doing it right? Tara
(07:52):
or Tara? What you say?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
It's Tara, Yes, sir, it's Tara, Terra.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Welcome in here by we'll go ask Tata some questions.
You agree or disagree, get two bells before two buzzers
and you win.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I did? I can hang out data.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
And tarror Hey, oh that wouldn't get a.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Should go on a car trip together?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Uh tighter. Researchers found that forty six percent of all
violence on television occurs in a certain type of program.
What type is it?
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Oh that would be the c span John boy, that's
that inspires violence?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yes, I got zu TV. Yes, yes, No.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Researchers found that it's cartoons.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Cartoons contain forty six percent of the violence on television.
Tarra agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Oh, I wouldn't disagree.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
And.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, hold on the cartoons. Yeah, they got all the
boys on the head and the blown ups and Daffy
Dug and Rabbit season. All right, well that was one bonder.
Let's move on here, let's stay. Let's go to classic television.
A classic television show Flippers.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Oh we're both very familiar, aren't we.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Well there were actually five different dolphins that appeared as flippery.
How many horses were used to play mister ed Do
you remember mister talking horse horse play? I get it.
Flipper Flipper did not talk.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Oh yeah he did.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That's not talking. Dolphins had to go. I'm glad to
They used two horses. Two horses were used to play
mister Ed and five dolphins had played Flipper. So, uh, Tara,
(10:13):
what do you say? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
You know, I feel like I feel like that might
be accurate, but I just I don't know. I feel
like maybe I don't know, I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay, you talked yourself into there was only one mister Ed,
only one horse that was peanut butter on his gums.
That's what they got the horses. I think he liked
it was actually he didn't like it.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
You know.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
The animal trainer that I read the article from said
that the horse was actually trained to move his mouth
when the voiceover guy was speaking the line.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Get out of the way. That's what I said. Mister
really could talk.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
Well, he could move his lips, just kind of you know, I.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Don't know whether to believe you or not the horse. Okay,
I'll tell you some Staying with the peanut butter, Yeah,
that makes me feel better about it. Okay, all right,
here we go, lose it right here? Count it? Okay, Well, Tyler,
we've all seen the historic footage of astronaut Neil Armstrong
(11:27):
becoming the first human to step foot on the moon.
Did Neil step down with his left foot first or
his right.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
Let me get this radio human being stepped out of
the surface of the moon, and all you can come
up with is witch foot was the first.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
It looks like it.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I think we've covered everything everything else about all right,
his left foot, his left foot was first. All right?
Picturing Neil on the ladder.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Okay, I'm gonna step off the limb now agree.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I disagree with left foot first, one left foot for mankind?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Well, okay, I feel like with your if I don't
know if he was left handed or right hand. I
feel like if your right hand, you're gonna step in
your right foot, I'm gonna say right foot. I don't
know if he was.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Either one right, Okay, So you're gonna disagree with Tater
on a fifty to fifty shot here and.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That's it was his left foot first.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well, y'all, women are you're over fifty? Hey, but we
got a good consolation prize for you, Tara.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
All right, baby, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Okay, Freshet, you play bottom of the Hour Tommy News
about to celebrate the sings to mile with Ricka being
sure you had to turn it on. H good morning.
(13:39):
That's a big show on the radio on sing over
to my own It.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Morning at the Lumbard depot hiring laborers.
Speaker 10 (13:59):
What the hell the thinging, I need a translator.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
I'll tell you what I wish that you speak English.
My wife learned how to do it, and she's as
dumb as a fish.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
You're in my country.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Learn the lingo. Take advice from this old gringo. All
I'm really going to need from you is just to
talk English to me. Or the love of Pete, talk
English to me. That's a that com hard. Talk English
to me. Talk English to.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Me, nerve racking.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
The answer is always the same, No hobbler English. You
say that I'm a racist, I should learn Spanish.
Speaker 10 (14:51):
Pay partner. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
You can't kiss my butt, and if you ain't got
you a green card, you better keep your mouth shut.
You're in my country and learn the lingo. Take advice
from this old grengo. All I'm really going to need
from you is just to talk English to me. They
taught of Gorilla how to do it. Talk English to me,
(15:17):
sign language, but still talk English to me, hard to believe.
Talk English to me, Uno, that's a card game, dummy,
ghost that's medicine, Sonny Trace, it's what you eat.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Your lunch off.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Quadro.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
That's an Audi cool it with a jibber jabber, genius.
Where the hell do you come from? Venus, Open your
mouth and what the heck? It's like a cling on
on star trek. Don't give a crap of apsinco Tomeo,
but you better get fluid if you want your payoff.
Every day is a living hell. It's like training day
at Taco Bell. Welcome to the USA. Now take a
(16:00):
clue and learn the parlay. Don't give a flip where
you come from, man, but you gotta speak American. You're
in the country to speak the lingo. Take advice from
miss old Gringo. All I'm really gonna need from you
is just to talk English to me.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
Come on, man, talk English to me. Talk English to me.
Talks to me.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Nerve Racking, Good morning, it's a bike Shaw on the radio.
(17:05):
Here we go, it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Well, well, well, it seems you can't pick up a
phone these days without having to push a button just
to speak to someone in English. If you've ever called
an eight hundred number for tech support, you wind up
trying to figure out what gunga Din is telling you.
(17:34):
I wish everyone would just learn to speak English. And
if you've ever read the Big Show Facebook page or
listen to Wordy Word, you realize that's probably asking a lot,
in some cases, a whole lot. Perhaps the problem is
we real Americans just take English for granted. We've been
(17:57):
doing it for so long we've forgotten how dawning a
task it might be for someone to learn to speak English.
There's so many don rules to follow, most of which
just don't make any sense. A friend of mine found
this on the Internet and send it to me. It
was on the internet, so you know it's true. He's
a French model. You'll begin with a box, and the
(18:25):
plural is boxes, but the plural of ox became oxen,
not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are
called geese. Yet the plural of moose should never be meace.
You may find one lone mouse or a nest full
of mice, Yet the plural.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Of house is houses, not hece.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
If the plural of man is always called men, why
shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I
spoke of a foot and show you my feet if
you gave me a boot, would a pair be called beat?
If one is a tooth and a whole set of teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beef? Then
(19:05):
one may be that, and three would be those yet
had in the plural would never be hoes, And the
plural of cat is cats, never COEs. We speak of
a brother and also a brethren, But though we say mother,
we never say methron. The The masculine pronouns are he, his,
and him, But imagine the feminine she, shiz and shim
(19:32):
in all fanners. I have seen a few shim in
my day, but you see what I mean. Let's face it.
English is a crazy language. But if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that, for example, quicksand is actually quite slow,
boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither
from guinea or remotely related to a pig. And why
(19:56):
is it right as right? But fingers, don't fing think
about it?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You can make amends, but not one single amend.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
If you have a big box of odds and ends
and throw all of them away except for one, what
do you call that? Brother? If teach us taught why
don't preach us praught. If a vegetarian needs vegetables, what
does a humanitarian need? And what other language do people
recite at a play and play at a recital. We
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ship by truck and sent cargo by ship. We have
noses that run and feet that smell. We park in
the driveway and drive on the parkway. And how in
the world is a slim chance and a fat chance
the same thing.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
While wise men and wise.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Guys are polar opposites, you have to marvel at the
unique insanity of English, where your house can burn up
as it burns down, and you fill in a form
while filling it out, and an alarm goes off by
going on and while I'm thinking of it, if father
is pop, how come mothers not mop? Sometimes I think
(21:07):
the folks who created this mess should be committed to
an asylum for the verbally insane English.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What a load of.
Speaker 11 (21:14):
Who it's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
Gooday, you're old pal Stevire, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bones of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and drying,
safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Hey, what's this wire for?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Mmmmm, good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
There's a big show on the radio, Monday May fifth.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Single My Moday.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
And many got a song shug in your head? Old him,
We've been playing this morning singing Joe's Texico all morning.
But you find this this might come in handy. You
know what they call it? Earworm? Songs that you can't
get out of your head. Keep humming them like that,
says a uh, A sonic gets stuck in your head.
(23:00):
Called it earworm. Researchers have determined which songs become earworms
and how to purge them from your brain. Repetition is
the key to making a catchy song. Well know that
the secret to combatting and earworm is by singing a
non catchy song. It's impossible to have two songs in
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your head at once, so think of something boring, like
the star spangled banner or something. Chewing gum is another
trick to erase a song you have stuck on repeat.
It says it occupies the muscles that you'd otherwise use
to sing. The researcher said, quote you get a song
shug in your head because you feel compelled to sing
(23:46):
along with it, So.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Choose some gum? Is that why you were humming and singing?
Joe Texico? And then that switched into Christmas Balls Christmas?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yes, somehow I made the switch with some note or
some verse that with her there. I will do that.
I will change like earworms. But Tato, you gott keep
him mind.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
He's not exactly what you would call a controlled subject,
you know.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
So studying you would just be you alone.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, he's never never know what you're gonna you're gonna
pull out of my my butt? B w double are
you the.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
B w?
Speaker 7 (24:32):
Oh great, now that's stuck in my head?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You're welcome. Ohkay? All right, well I hoped we helped here.
Ohr crocodile stalker on the scene. Go to MYO. He's
gonna come in handy his up. Next, make Joe rolls
on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up,
we play wordy.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Word for.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Happy heard.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I got it? Here? Have you heard?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
May stop? Quality attractors mental some feed for deer, bear
and dogs. If you're not using abby heard, you better
hope your neighbors are just pulling that. I got it boys,
sounds like I'm hunting over some abby herd. Here big
on the banner, the Big Show dot com interer code
jbb get Jimmerson off at check out. All right, Well
we celebrated sea go to my own back when we
celebrated the first NASCAR race in Mexico. Yeah, of course
(25:24):
we have our guys right on it. Uh. And the
endearing term for a little race groupiees is pitt lizards.
For those of you who don't know, it's kind of
a kind of a code word. Maybe that will help
with this episode.
Speaker 12 (25:38):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying a crap out
of them.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Now, dear Steve, thank you, loving good eight Steve here,
and today we're in beautiful Mexico and we hit approve
of point. Environmentalists all over the world if always contended
that progress destroys natural areas and results in the disruption
of indigenous wildlife and sometimes even the extinction of certain species.
But like old Steve always says, just when you think
(26:11):
you've got mother Nature figured out, she throws a curveball
your way, and there's no better example than right here
in gorgeous Mexico City and the Otto Dromo Hermonas Rodriguez
road Course race track. It's vacant now, but a couple
of weeks ago it was wall to wall sports fans.
When they built this speedway, they were hoping that someday
the nestcar crowd would show up. What they got more
(26:32):
than they bargained for the creation of a new species
skankers Mexicali reptilicus, or the Mexican pit liz. It's amazing.
The moment the track was finished, they appeared by the
hordes as if for magic, right on cue. And she's
a beauty. In fact, the whole species are shailers. Let's
(26:54):
get a closer look. I'm looking for any others, but
she appears to be all by herself, strange because they
usually travel in packs. Let's try to get closer. The
Mexican pit lizard is known for the enormous ornate crest
on top of its head, which comes in a variety
of colors and usually lack it into any number of shapes.
(27:16):
It's brilliant. Facial colors are broad, thick bands around the
eyes and across the cheeks, the thick, bright red lips
curled back across two rows. I raise my sharp teeth
and look at those nails, krikee about four inches long,
and each one a different color.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
The looking at the bark.
Speaker 10 (27:33):
Yes, welcome.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
I don't think she's seen us yet. She's wandering around
the now vacant pit area, apparently in search of something.
There was a big race here not long ago, so
it's not unusual for the Mexican pit lizard to return
to the scene of past conquests. A most amazing beastie.
The Mexican pit lizard is inexplicably drawn to all things American,
especially good old Mascar. That's why I'm wearing this thanking
(28:00):
leather Jeff Gordon jacket. She gets a gander at this,
and who knows what she'll do?
Speaker 10 (28:04):
Oooh, we'll carry him there, But pick on, my Granpa.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
It's working. She's making her way over here. Let's see
if we can get her attention. Oh, here we are
a twenty dollar bill.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
Muldo boy, ask what peas a want?
Speaker 6 (28:22):
Guero man, here she comes.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Just awesome.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
The most notable feature of the Mexican pit lizard is
the enormous chest, which they proudly displayed to attract a suitor.
Speaker 10 (28:36):
Just look at how full and ample they are.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Come on, gg oh, look struck a.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Numb she's going the focus and she took my twenty mayonnaise.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Come on, carnies, Why I what a noise? I wonder
what she's on about.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Does anyone on the croub know what honies means? No,
I wasn't talken to youth, sweetheart. Well, I think this
would be the time to back off and call it
a day before she decides to use those razors sharp nails.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Well, it could be worse.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
It could have been a whole pack of them. Don't worry, folks,
nothing a few hundred stitches won't fixed, and a big
bag of ice to take that swelling down.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Well, at least my leather jiff good jacket is in one.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Pace, you say, yef gord don he Well, the.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Good news is we finally found the male of the
Mexican pittlers and species.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Bad news I.
Speaker 10 (29:54):
Hear, and give me a ha.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I think he likes me. Awful, hey, stop kissing me. No.
Speaker 12 (30:02):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 13 (30:07):
I know what good Dake is wailing now no help,
and that's why we like to thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Ahi, y'all, Let's play wordy word one eight hundred, big
show you told free line. We'll get a couple of
contestants play next. Good morning. That's a big show on
(30:55):
AL Radio Monday morning. Well, let's you jump on in
here and play.
Speaker 14 (31:02):
I had everybody's head about the bed where anywhere that'll
worry anywhere.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Let's meet a contestants. We got David from Stanton, Virginia.
Good morning, David. And we got Michael from picking, South Carolina.
Good morning, Michael, Good morning morning all right, David, Michael,
(31:29):
Virginia versus South Carolina. Welcome boys, big shore. Listens in
here playing it out Michael and Marcy. How about that?
Oh Michael and Marcy. And then then it'll be John
Moore and David.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Getting horse.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It was ever there? All right, Michael, you relax, Me
and David will go for the first thirty seconds, and
it's a po pirie of words. This is just random words, David,
no theme at all, all right, all right, okay, start up?
Am I ready? All right, I'm ready, I think I'm ready.
(32:20):
All right, and go don't lie to me tell thee Yeah,
uh huh. These vegetables are just picked. They are no,
they're no, they're not stale. They're not stale they are yes,
uh huh. A rose is a a tulip. A rose
(32:43):
is a w yeah, uh huh. A bird lives in
this a bird's uh huh. Okay, Christ has what from
the grave?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
He has? Yeah? All right, out the boy.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
David, we put a five on the board. I'm gonna
cut you off. You go, name ever vegetable, wasn't you?
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Yeah, but I had to say.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I know yeah, oh man, I've been not been complaining
about this phone system. We just have a little thing. Yeah,
it gets ugly sometime. Now you feel my pain at times.
Nobody in here cares. O David from thank you. I'm
glad you get the experiences.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Right.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Well, let's say here, that's just round one and that
was a five on the board. Good good job there,
All right, Marcy, look ast you ready to go? Biden
your time? I just yeah, exactly, that's expression. So is
it all? Michael and Marcy? Ready go? All right?
Speaker 8 (33:43):
As you age, you get these on your face.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
This is a fruit.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
It's fuzzy on the outside. They grow in Georgia.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (33:55):
If you can't speak, you.
Speaker 10 (33:57):
Are a what or you?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yep?
Speaker 8 (34:01):
This is a place you go to play a lot
of video games. It's what it's like a big building.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
You when you put money into the bank, you make
a all right.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
We'll look at y'all putting a five on the board
as well. It is five to five after round one,
so here we go in around two. David, are you ready?
We'll be all right. Start the clock now before you exercise.
They take you to do this real good. Yeah, that's it.
Uh huh. Hey, you shoot off one of these of
(34:34):
your truck or put it on the road and it
makes a light. You shoot off of what?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Uh huh, yeah, you go. This guy cuts your hair.
He is a uh what about Dracula blank? Dracula blank
his first name? Yeah, A big, A big pig is
a a big pig, A big pig. Another word another word? Okay, no,
(35:04):
stud I mean, oh sorry, stupid slift there, David, I
no sensitive you are? It's four on that five. That's
a nine nine score. So okay, Marsy and Michael four
will tie in force over time. Five will win it. Michael,
are you ready I'm ready and go.
Speaker 7 (35:25):
All right, do you know it? You're bigger than a pig?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
He's you don't. Yes, this is.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
Where kids in school they go, they go on this,
uh like at Easter. No, they like it's like the
whole like it's the whole they like, it's the whole time.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Off at easter.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
Yes, yeah, this is also the easter blank money, Yes.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Get three eight David nine day wins.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
My name was.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Heard, Tayler hang up on spring break like that until
she was actually honest when you were talking to Michael,
you could drag any time buddy down that pickings. We
appreciate you playing my man. God, I appreciate you. Love
all y'all go, thank you buddy. Yeah, we'll get him
(36:38):
down the road. Look at David up a stand. Virginia
winning the prize by a good game, David dole stu boy.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah, thank you her much.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Who's stupid? Now?
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Motivate my teammates.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Ask Marcy if she heard my answers before you did.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah, we'll be better the next time. It was more
than nothing.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's all the matters.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
All right. Well, I'll say you in six months, i'll
be counting the days I got counter in front of me.
Good morning, got the big Shaw on the radio. Alright,
bed request time, George Murray out of Piercing Georgia. Say, George,
(37:33):
I like any of the old something. My favorite is
thing Go Boy, there go boys called the classic.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
Yes, he asked for both episode one and two, but
I only have time for episode one.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
We'll get to two.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Down the road, down the road.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
All right, George, we got you coming up.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
It's a big showing the radio. Something you'd like to hear.
It's a request time about this time every Monday through Friday.
George Murray, out of Piercing Georgia is here right now, found.
Speaker 15 (38:35):
By wild Lingos and he elback that.
Speaker 12 (38:37):
They lived in.
Speaker 14 (38:38):
His parents had been murdered, and.
Speaker 15 (38:40):
Now dingoes are his kidd Dingo's taught him hunting, and
Dingo's taught him pride. Dingos made his diapers out of
gopher hide. Run on, Dingle boy, Run on, Dingle boy,
Dingle boy.
Speaker 14 (38:58):
Run, What are you doing here?
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Dingo boy?
Speaker 14 (39:07):
Me searching for a man who killed parents. Well he
not in his pub need water?
Speaker 10 (39:15):
Then you know we don't serve your kind here, Dingo.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Boy, here, you can have some of mine.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
You get here.
Speaker 10 (39:25):
He looked like dig.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Have name hit.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Dingo Boy, Dingo Boy, I like you to meet Bucks.
Speaker 10 (39:36):
Watch out, he's got a knife.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
You killed him.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Dingo Boy, you hang for this hel please why ding.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Dingo Boy must flee?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Didn't you?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
If you?
Speaker 14 (40:00):
Dingle Boy, I cannot, but I love you?
Speaker 10 (40:03):
Dingle Boy, Dingle.
Speaker 14 (40:05):
Boy will console Eldres in dream sequence, Dingle Boy, Dingle Boy,
Yours is a solitary journey filled with much danger. You
must go alone, alone alone. It been decided I go alone.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Are you sure?
Speaker 10 (40:37):
I give a hell of a belly rup?
Speaker 14 (40:40):
Oh yeah, Dingle Boy and Joy, it's good.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yes, you will be my bitch.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Let's get out of here.
Speaker 15 (40:59):
Dingley Run Boy, Run Jingle.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Good morning, Make shows on the radio, Bedbox choice mister
Rubarb's neighborhood keyword historical on the bad Box, Misterbarb.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Good morning, John Boy and Billy. Hello to all the
other Big Show regulars. You probably noticed I'm not using
my silly little goofball voice this morning. Sure, okay, I
should have seen that one.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Come.
Speaker 5 (42:01):
Yes, after reviewing the tapes of my last few appearances
on the Big Show, I've come to a disturbing revelation.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
You.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
People are trying to make me look like some kind
of an indie, and this music isn't helping you.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
I've been part of this show for many years, but
back in the beginning, I wasn't treated like the big
shows on Personal Comedy, Squeak Toy, despite comedy Squeak Toys,
Squeak Toy, despite my somewhat unusual speaking voice. In the beginning,
I was afforded a bit more respect. I think it's
high time for a return to those bygone days. Okay, today,
(42:39):
I'd like to inform as well as entertain you're listening
audience with a fascinating and little known slice of American
history from the year nineteen twelve.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Ooh and everything.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
We're all familiar with Hellman's mayonnaise, but most people don't
know that in nineteen twelve, one was manufactured in England.
In April of nineteen twelve, the HMS Titanic left England
for America, carrying twelve thousand jars of Helman's, bound for
Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port
(43:14):
of call for the Titanic after it left.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
New York City.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
The people of Mexico eagerly awaited the first delivery and
were very upset at the news the Great Ship had
been sunk by an iceberg, so much that they declared
a national day of mourning to commemorate the tragedy. It's
a holiday which they still observe today. It is known,
of course, as Sinco de Mayo.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
And now you know the risk of the storm.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
Oh okay, how about this one? What do you give
a pig with a rash or ointment? In other words,
this is mister Rubark saying squeaks week.
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