December 2, 2024 • 44 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Murray signs a deal to rep the Bird Girl.. - Hoyt and Delbert went squirrel hunting on Black Friday - we’ll find out how it went.. - Marvin Webster suggests we call the first Saturday after Thanksgiving “Fat White Saturday”.. - Stan Higgins pops-in to tell how he did on Black Friday.. - Oliver had another painful encounter with his relatives over the Holiday.. - and to wrap things up - it has been over 20-years since we dreamed up our spoof on smart car technology, with “Cadillac’s On-Guard” system - but now it seems way less far-fetched!
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
On it to you Monday and is having a second
on feature track when it makes show big Box, Mary
signs the bird girl, Hey words, bird girl in the
Big Box said to make shore dot com is that
on their contest money can't get who? We'll call you
bet the blonde They got happened too right now, there's
(00:46):
me the contestant, Brian out of Huntsville, al Alabama. Good morning, Brian.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I love.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well morning, sir, and I'm not a first time caller. However,
this is the first time I've told you first well.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I think you need a move.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I've made one for years.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I want to grow on there, Brian, A buddy, you
know what we're gonna do last day or some questions.
You agree to disagree with two bells for two buzzers
and you.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Win, yes, Sir Joe Tater.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
According to an article and Apartment Life magazine, you can
tell something significant about a person whose apartment has brown carpeting,
brown furniture, and brown walls.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
What have your it?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A bowel syndrome?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
I think that they're colorblind is what they're alluding to.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
They are color blind. Everything Brown, Brian agree or disagree
with tater logic.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Well, I kind of like it, but I was going
to say they had pearl for adult o.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
That man.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Agree, I'll agree.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You do agree they're color blind? Huh oh No, they
are likely to be warm and sensuous. Well, I don't
see it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I've never never met anybody that way, sir.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I wouldn't so, y'all, bugg y'all going on personal experience, going,
and Brian s looking for someone warm and sensuous.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I'm married and she is, but not to it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
All right, let's get back, Come on, come on, concentrate, man.
We got a game on the line here.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Sorry, my fault.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
All right, let's go to deer Abby. Okay. According to
Dear Abbey, the ultimate way to humiliate a woman is
to do something.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
What her sister absolutely the worst thing you can do.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
We're serious.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Dear Abby would say to ignore her.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Dear Abby would say to ignore her. Brian agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That was my answer to So I'm saying, I agree,
that's the.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Thing to do, and where you ignore her the thing
to not do?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Me?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
All right, Brady, we go gonna win her to lose
it all? This question can your child get sick from
his pet turtle.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
From the turtle only if he eats it too fast. Yes,
they Yes, kids can get sick from their pet turtles.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Brian, agree or disagree.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm going to agree.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
And that was.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
All right, Brian, big on. Well, last track to hunting
season prize back. We'll get it to you down Huntsville.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Congratulations Son, Thank you, mister John, mister John Boy, May
I give a shout out as far as you may well,
it's actually to you, so please gently sit down, keep
talking and blessing us in our life.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
That was so well though out. I ve that Jack,
you find out where we're going we don't know somewhere
and talk. I love you, Brian, appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh, I said, say stand nosing right outside? Might be
doing after Thanksgiving? Pop in hang around anyway. Good morning now,
(05:29):
Jesus Cologne. Have we run through Monday December? The second
old friends stand Higgen supposed to be here today. I
hadn't seen him yet. I guess he's gonna poppy.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I wouldn't miss it.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Hey, John Boy, Billy, mister Hansen, Sir Tater Naither Jack
andrews up.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Of the seasoned greetings to you all.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Hold on a second man, what happened to you? Beg
pardon your face? What happened?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I could ask you the same question?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
No, no, you got a black on your jaws swollen?
And are you measuring more hair than usual on the
rise out of your head?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (06:08):
That easily explained, effortlessly elucidated, simply expounded, if you will.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
I was a victim of Black Friday frenzy.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Dan, don't you know better than go to those Black
Friday sales?
Speaker 9 (06:22):
Apparently not? Now, As you know, I'm a skeptical person.
I never take things at face value. You always assume
a degree of hype not taken in by secondhand accounts
of holiday hijinks.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
And I won't do that again. It's all true.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
It was a madhouse, A madhouse, Oh what a mad house.
But the sales were so tempting. TVs for one hundred bucks,
jewelry seventy five percent off, computers at Rock Battom prices.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
The more I thought about it, the matter I got.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Why'd you get mad?
Speaker 9 (06:52):
I realized how much they were overcharging us the other
three hundred and sixty four year But once I got
to the store, I realized it wasn't worth it.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
It was Christmas chaos, a mery massacre, candy king carnage.
What candy king carnige? I now realize what brack Friday is.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
It's a day where Americans are willing to kill over
the stuff they don't need, A day after they celebrate
being thankful for what they have. That type of mentality
is problematic. People used to sleep on the streets to
fight for social justice. Nowadays they go by a three
hundred dollars tenth to camp out and save twenty dollars
on a crackpot.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
The world is tatsy turkey this time of year.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well say that again.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
The world is topsy turkey this year. It's the one
day of the year. Charles Manson thanks to himself. Man,
I'm glad I'm not out there with those lunatics.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
I think I was. How can I say this? Personally violated?
What allow me to paint the picture? Set the scene?
Describe the diorama as I've heard it said.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
I was making a bee line for the Hickory Farms
outlet as I had a hankering for some processed meat products.
Apparently I was not alone, and while I was standing
there sampling the spicy mustard, I was body checked by
the cocktail weener. No, yes, somebody grabbed me right by
the condiments or was I near the nut trace? I
(08:14):
was asked you to say in trauma, but I tried
to have a sense of humor about it. In fact,
I had a passel of slightly off color hickory stick jokes,
but I wasn't sure if it was appropriate. Delicate ears,
mixed audience, purient interest from some of your affiliates. If
you follow me, so you painted a picture pretty well.
I only regret, my friend, is that the grabby offender
wasn't a girl. Unfortunately I didn't have time to explain
(08:37):
that the Fredericks of Hollywood bag I was holding us
for Babs probably saw that in the pink sweater vest
I was wearing and thought I was yay love and
learn you got that right, brother Lesson, learned no more
Black Friday for me from here on out.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
All Fridays matter.
Speaker 10 (08:52):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
My family has a tradition on Black Friday. Oh pray
tell share, we ignore it.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
Ah bice words, you'll adopt that mentality A stood argument,
insightful angle on the situation to be sure. Now, if
you'll excuse me, I have to go use my new
computer that I got at the Apple Store.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So you did get a Black Friday deal?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Oh well, sort if.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
I was awfully gassy from the hickory farms, so they
gave me a deal just to get rid of me.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
But that's what they get for not having windows.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Billy will explain it to you.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
It's good to see you stand. Have a merry Christmas,
and don't forget pop in.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Just try and stop me. Old bads, I hope you're
still a size three. Adam and Eves said, nor returns.
Speaker 11 (10:00):
Want it's a big show on the radio, And here
we go, and now it's story time with your host
Carl Children's.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I reckon you hear about that first Thanksgiving? What happened
a fir piece back? I heard it.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Totally good many ways, but I figured I might be
able to come up with some rather say about it
the way I hear tell. A bunch of foreigners got
a belly full of whey. They's doing things over in
that feurn country they was a living in. It's all
A big family of them decided to come to America.
Here there's all kinfolk one way or another. It seems
(10:40):
to me all had the last name Pilgrim. Well sairdie Pilgrim.
Folks packed him changing drawers and some potted meat. All
of them pile onto some boats there. They called him
a Nina the pinner in the santy clause them Pilgrim's
(11:03):
pretty much no count when it comes to sailing and such.
They so busy playing shuffle board and the fooling around,
they wound up running and plumb into a big old
rock on the shore there.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
They figure, as.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Long as they run up on dry land, they might
as well give this place a shot. They weren't sriffing
if and this is America or not. They soaked dadgum,
happy to be off in the water. He's ready to bust.
They weren't used to having so much room to live in,
so they all runed off summers exploring and laughing and
carrying on. I reckon, they's a bit noisy. All that
(11:40):
nonsense didn't sit too well where the folks that's already
living there had a whole bunch of Indians homesteading in
them parts, not the kind with the red polking dot
in their heads other time, kind of living tents, carry
tommy hawks and whatnot. Seemed they didn't like being called
(12:02):
in as much, I reckon, They wanted to be called
Native Americans them. Pilgrim said, all right, then he's a
good thing. Dam Native Americans is a friendly bunch. Them
Pilgrims did a sorry job of taking care of themselves.
And I didn't know nothing about farming. And they have
no warm clothes, just them bigger hats with them shoes
(12:23):
with a big belt buckle on them. Madam, old Native
American fella school them on how to take care of things,
especially this one fella named Squanto, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
He had him some time off of working with a
lone ranger.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
So he showed them Pilgrim there how to get along
right good, thought him how to hunt, catch you kate fish,
tot that wharfs down to the laundry mat, sharpen that lawn,
more blade with a big old rock, even taught him
how to use beads and shiny rocks to do some trade. Well,
certain things went along pretty good. First ball that Pilgrim family, Well, sir,
(13:01):
they thought they'd throw a big she and dig for
our new friends there they's grateful for all that help. Well, sir,
they decided to rustle up some special sort of grubb
or another really put on the dog sold Daddy Pilgrim
some of his boys there, they decided to go hunting.
They're so excited they couldn't sleep. They got up early
(13:22):
and had breakfast at the wharfel house there, and then
off they went. They weren't add it too long before,
and they run across his big old, funny looking bird
kind of looked like a big old dog with a
feather duster stuck in his hind. Then, well, sir, they
got that funny looking bird, stuffed it with some stove top.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Stuff, and.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Trotted it out for that big old surprise supper. Well,
squatto had him a little girl there, cute little thang,
no bigger than a squirrel. She saw that bird all
cooked up. She started to bawling her eyes out. She yelled,
what you kill my turkey farm? What you kill my
(14:06):
turkey farm? Burned out that old funny looking bird. There
was a turkey squander. Little girl and that turkey they
made friends. Why didn't sit too well with them Native Americans?
They just all red they'd gonna kill them. Pilgrims, and
(14:27):
they figured it's so close to Christmas, they'd just leave
Mr the fence for themselves. Some Native Americans. They runed
off down to Atlanta dart of a baseball team that
Bilgrim did.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
All right.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I reckon party sun days all over the place. So
I reckon except for that little girl, her dead turkey.
It's a pretty happy ending all around. More of the
story is, you're gonna eat some folks pet bird do
to Christmas, So say don't key.
Speaker 9 (15:02):
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Speaker 11 (15:05):
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Speaker 4 (15:12):
You have right, somebody burn Oldfeller.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
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Speaker 3 (16:36):
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(19:49):
time for Oliver.
Speaker 9 (19:53):
Well, well, well, another Thanksgiving done, and this year it
was one for the record books, and by records, i'm
of course referring to gross tonnage consumed emphasis on gross. Yes,
my wife, her sister, and their mother were in rare form.
(20:16):
The skeletal remains of beast and foul litter the countryside.
The cranberry bogs of Wisconsin lie in ruins, and not
since the Irish potato famine of eighteen forty five has
there been such a scarcity of spuds.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But this year, this year, they didn't do.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
It on their own.
Speaker 9 (20:39):
They had competition.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
After much consideration, we decided to dine out this year.
It wasn't because I didn't want to cook it. Was
a matter of pure budgetary mathematics. When you cipher the
cost of feeding this herd, it's either find a good
old fashioned buffet or completely canceled Christmas for the next
ten years. And since I'd already shelled out a pretty
(21:08):
penny for their new momus, it was time to find
a suitable dining establishment. But that wasn't as easy as
it sounds. Every single all you can eat joint within
one hundred mile radius has their wonted poster on the wall.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Some places they have even.
Speaker 9 (21:24):
Gone as far as putting in smaller doors and even
putting spike strips around the buffet to blow the tires
on their rascals if they somehow managed.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
To squeeze in.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
It was only a stroke of the purest luck that
a new place opened up right before the holiday, Captain
Cracker's Country Cornacopia with all K's the very hip. So
it was time to saddle up. I parked the van
and unloaded the rascals. The canculators disembarked the vehicle. With
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each displaced hoof, you could almost hear the struts sigh
in relief. They mounted their mechanical steeds like some sort
of pudgy posse. The slow motion stampede began. But just
as we were about to ascend the ramp to their
vital valhalla, they arrived. The yin to their yang, the
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dark to their light, the pawk to their chop. Their
exact equals an appetite, girth and number of chins. Crustacea
Orangelo and Bessie the Philippaldi sisters.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Oh, this rivalry goes.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
Back many years, pie eating contests, hot dog showdowns, and
the infamous infamous Easter egg methane explosion of nineteen seventy three.
Neither group was happy to see the other. The ground
shook as they all entered the building from opposite ends
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of the entryway. The foundation trembled under the stress. When
both groups asked for a table of ten, the host,
who I assume was Captain Cracker, went pale. I'm sure
he saw this corpulent invasion as the end of his investment.
Other patrons looked on in terror, scrambling to the buffet
(23:23):
to try to get another morsel or two. Before the
bell rang and the War of the Gargantuas began. The
Philipaldi sisters made the first move. They had it right
for the desserts well play. The girls didn't miss a beat.
While fragments of pie crust and hot cobbler filled the air,
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the full figured gals made a grab for the meat.
It was like a school of big mutant piranhas with
bad dye jobs. When the chef brought out a new
pan of crab legs, you could hear the rascal wheels
squeal as they power drifted around a group of nuns
and orphans. And while they were distracted cracking crab and
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doing shots of drawn butter, the Philippaldi sisters did an
end run where more like an end waddle to the
fresh prime rib just being brought out. In the midst
of their feeding frenzy, the Philipaldis fought amongst themselves over
their prize, like rotund raptors. Oh the humanity Captain Crackers
(24:32):
was becoming a war zone. The only safe place by
the salad bar. A number of us sought refuge there,
eating cucumber slices and betting who would get full first.
But our safe haven was short lived. Someone said, hey,
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this blue cheese dressing is homemade, I swore, They whispered,
but all the big girls suddenly froze in their tracks.
They slowly turned at once, like brain eating zombies sniffing
out a mensa meeting. They rushed toward the salad bar
like a flabby avalanche. Women and children ran for their lives.
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Grown men wept.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
I pedaled it.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
There they stood, three on each side of the blue
cheese dressing, glowering at each other. It looked like job
of the Huts family versus Michael Moore's in some sort
of unworldly custody battle. It was at this moment that
Captain Cracker stepped in. He told them all they'd have
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to leave. They all gasped, or maybe it was just
the normal sound of their breathing, but regardless, these were
not women used to hearing the word no. United by
Captain Cracker's defiance, they turned back to the buffet as
if communicating by telepathy. They orchestra did a coordinated attack.
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In less than twenty minutes, it was all gone, all
except the sugar free desserts, and though no words were spoken,
a truce was struck.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
That day.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
The Big Gals and the Philippaldis gave each other a
nod of respect and fist bumped through sausage gravy and
barbecue sauce and went their separate ways. Once I've squeezed
them into the van, I turned on the heater and
in no time the bashemaths were sleeping off their feed.
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They're snoring, putting the shatterproof glass to the test, and
they didn't even wake up when I went through the
drive thru at the Frosty Cream and for that I
was thankful. Philippaudis are hot?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Uh, well pick it up. Let's go in and play
with wordy words. What ain't under the big show? You
told free line. Get a couple of contestant saying play next.
(27:37):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, rolling
to you Monday. I'm telling you a cyber Monday, So
get on your cyber or John Boy and Billy Late
Risers podcast. When we wrap up the big show. We've
got a lot to go in the meantime, let's do it.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
I went to everybody's head about the beard.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
A wordy word and a wordy word, and we got
a husband and a wife playing each other out of
Nora Virginia. Y'all cut that out and play with us.
Charlene and Ken. Good morning, y'all, Good morning all, right.
Good to have y'all hears. All right, So I'll take
(28:18):
Charlene Day. Let's split him up, all right, you take Ken,
all right, regular Barbie kin All boys, Charlene, all.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Right, Timohn, boy, this is what.
Speaker 9 (28:32):
We get.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
His name is Ken, Ken, Jackie, Timothy, Timothy, Timothy, Jaggie
is Timothy? Let me do that. I'll be calling you
Ken all game, buddy. I'm sorry, So that's tim Oh
you see y'all get that mixed up Jackie. You know
(28:54):
she has trouble understanding white people.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Don't worry that right.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
All right, well here we go, So Timothy, you relax,
me and Charlene to go for the first thirty seconds.
All right, Charlene you ready, baby, I'm ready. Okay, starting
to clock now. Jack and Jill went up the.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Hill. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
The opposite of day is yeah, this is over a fireplace.
Also a baseball player, mickey, Yeah, you strike one of
these light a.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Candle?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
No, No, don't you like it? Yes? Uh huh rhymes
with it. Make me up with that soup, make me
up a blank or witch is Brews. Yeah, uh huh
rhymes with it. Throw me the ball and I will
make a.
Speaker 16 (29:47):
Catch.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, baby, good word.
Speaker 16 (29:51):
That.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, take.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
On the board.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
All right, let's see what Tainter and Timothy can do.
They might be on that same length like me and
Charlene was huh you ready? Take? You were still rhyming, Timothy?
You readybody?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I guess so you better shout him out.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
And okay, a chicken. We'll do this from an egg, yes,
rhymes with it. You might do this to the gate
you you put the lever down, yes, rhymes with it.
A strawberry blank where they grow.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
Yes, rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I have an itch, I need to.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Yep. Okay, this we're not riving. This plant you put
on burns. It grows in the desert, is blank vera yeah, yeah, no, no, no,
you had it first.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Olive, Yeah, Oliver, I know what.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
There's a buzzer. Quit quit quit talking trying to.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
On the board.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
That's a good score, y'all. You put a four on
cut Charlene's lead to two, alrighty now now it's okay.
So he never said that, right now, okay, all right
to me and Charlene for round two, six to four?
Right now, Charlene, are you ready?
Speaker 12 (31:16):
I'm already and go what is it?
Speaker 10 (31:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's a plant?
Speaker 16 (31:23):
That.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
What is a plant that you put on burns and
it's a cream? Okay? You tie a rope in a what.
Speaker 10 (31:35):
Not? Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Uh huh. Apple and pears are kinds of yes, uh huh.
You eat dinner off of your the table in this
uh yeah, uh huh. Let's go to prayer. Blank Wednesday nights,
you got prayer. Yeah, it wasn't giving that baby all right,
good works, Charlene and then Charlie. We had a little
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hiccup there because they're passing the phone back to each other,
so usually the contestants can hear yeah, but that's all right,
good word baby eleven on the board. So timothy and tighter,
You guys have the tools and the talent to get
this done. A seven that you have had before that
will tie of force overtime, Timothy, Are you ready right
(32:34):
and go the opposite of going forward?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
You go in.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Backward?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Yes, there you go.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
This is you have to put down on your height
and your blank.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Yes, you eat with this.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
It has like three prongs, not a spoon, not a knife.
But yes you might blank blank me a picture, blank
me a picture on paper?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Blank.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Don't go near there?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
What's the word, don't go near there.
Speaker 16 (33:03):
It's you do this.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
If you don't eat in, you.
Speaker 16 (33:08):
Ou out.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh yeah, now gone, And well that was you got
a six. You miss it by one. Charlene wins. Even Well, y'all,
I will tell you, yeah, y'all having double digits.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
That was all.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I have a backstory. Okay.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
So when she rode in, she said, when wordy word
comes on, no one's allowed to speak in their house.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
That you do not.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
I'm listening to wordy word.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Do not talk about that. Well, both of y'all have
been practicing, telling.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
Charlene we've been married, we've been married for.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Forty five years, and he's been listening to you all
that long and out them on nobody speaks.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
So awesome, man, Well, let me get something at my
pile for Timothy.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
There.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I tell you that right there, that was a blast.
Well we appreciate y'all. Charlane and Timothy, North Virginia. Good work, y'all.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Morning, big shows on the radio, click out on air
button at the Big Show dot com, just like Timothy did,
and might be able to play you game a wordy word.
You can tell they pay attention up there in North Virginia.
Allowed to talk. I like it all right, get a
bit requests here. Anna Smith out of Yortonville, Illinois says,
please play the one with GPS talking to the driver
(34:42):
so hilarious. That must be our very first one. We
were way ahead of our time on the Cadillac on Guard.
You think that's what it is? She told them about. Why, Yeah,
we'll put the best hands we got together and get
your requests coming up. Good morning, and it's a big
(35:23):
show on the radio. Some of you night to hear
about this time Monday through Friday. It's up with the
John woman of Facebook Phase Taylor hanging around there. I
was aligned in the mailbag at the Big Show dot com.
Anna Smith from Yortonville, Illinois got her favorite playing right now.
Speaker 11 (35:42):
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Your current speed is forty eight miles per hour. The
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If the presentation was that important, perhaps you should have
planned ahead and left a few minutes earlier.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Yeah.
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It's for your own protection.
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Huh No, No, I was watching the traffic light to
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I think you were looking at her. I'm activating the
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your way?
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Hey, what'd you do that for?
Speaker 12 (37:29):
Perhaps you'd like to call your wife now and apologize, Dave, apologize.
It's not healthy in a relationship to keep secrets from
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Speaker 11 (37:44):
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and eck biscuit are well of the recommended levels set
by the National Heart Association. Say what might I suggest
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We like one low fat apple and muffining. Hey, it's
(38:19):
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Speaker 11 (38:21):
On Guard looks out for you, even when you won't
look out for yourself, Dave.
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My sensors detect elevated carbon monoxide levels inside the vehicle.
Are you smoking a cigarette?
Speaker 16 (38:32):
No?
Speaker 12 (38:33):
No, no, Dave. I thought you told your wife you
quit smoking last week.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
I did.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I was having a couple of quick plops, Dave.
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Medical research has clearly shown that cold turkey is the
most effective method of quitting smoking. I am activating the
end dash combustion control system.
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Blood cats.
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I did so.
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We are the crib of the humor.
Speaker 16 (40:32):
Mcs Jimbo and Bobby.
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Speaker 16 (40:56):
You know about you.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
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Speaker 2 (41:02):
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Speaker 16 (41:11):
Dudekay yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. Jimbo, what
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Speaker 1 (41:19):
Worrie? What no world's going on over there?
Speaker 16 (41:22):
Just chilling like Bob Dylan Maur cutting the.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Gates to talk. We heard about the Birdman's daughter.
Speaker 16 (41:27):
Hey, what a cool huh, she's a natural Jimbo. Nancy
Sinatra meets the Spice Girls by way of Forrest Gump.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
This is gonna be Yeah, that's what you said about
Hank the dog Man.
Speaker 16 (41:39):
No, no, no, bit, Hank the dog Man was Larry
Budd Mellman meets the black guy from Police Academy by
way up for it whatever. I just want you to
know my work with the bird Girl isn't going to
affect the amount of time and effort that I spend
on your career.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
You know somehow that doesn't make us feel any better.
Speaker 16 (41:57):
Oh, Jimbo, do you think i'd push shoo guys to
the back of the line just because of some Birdie
come lately. I'm shocked.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
So you mean you won't push to the back of
the line.
Speaker 16 (42:07):
Of course I will. I'm just shocked that you're thinking. Man, Bo,
I'm kidding. I kid because I love listen say, I
wouldn't dream of pushing the Bird Girl's career without including
you guys.
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But wait, we don't want to be inclusion.
Speaker 16 (42:24):
No, no, it'll be great the Bird Girl with special
guests Jimbo and Bobby the Chicken.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Mc nuggets will pass.
Speaker 16 (42:32):
No, no, no, it'll be great hot rotation on your
MTV raps. Uh huh, you get your own show on
upn Why not everybody else? Dead? Hey, play your cards right.
You guys might even get popped in a drive by
out of your mind.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Aa.
Speaker 16 (42:47):
Do you know what a well time drive by shooting
can do for record sales? Look at TUPAC, look at
Notorious Big. Their sales went through.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
And oh yeah, but they got shot.
Speaker 16 (42:57):
Jimbo, we all have to make a few sacrifices.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Murray they're both dead.
Speaker 16 (43:02):
Of course they are. I'm so glad we're having this conversation.
I didn't know how you guys would react to the idea.
I'm glad to see you're off, Murray.
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We think it's an incredibly stupid idea.
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Yeah, great, huh. I knew I could count on you, guys.
I tell you so far. I think I'm really gonna
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Mad manager shamelessly explored your artists. My Maytha finally found
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jingle you when he popped the jam out of the job.
By the way. That means stay close to the office.
(43:34):
I'll call you when we closed the Yah, we got it.
I just didn't want to take any chances. You know,
you guys are pretty wide.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
We don't want to be any part of this.
Speaker 16 (43:43):
Hey, babe, it's cool in the gang. Murray is gonna
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homies more than Marmon Pap grew on.
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on their contest money can't get who? We'll call you
bet the blonde They got happened too right now, there's
(00:46):
me the contestant, Brian out of Huntsville, al Alabama. Good morning, Brian.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I love.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well morning, sir, and I'm not a first time caller. However,
this is the first time I've told you first well.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I think you need a move.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I've made one for years.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I want to grow on there, Brian, A buddy, you
know what we're gonna do last day or some questions.
You agree to disagree with two bells for two buzzers
and you.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Win, yes, Sir Joe Tater.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
According to an article and Apartment Life magazine, you can
tell something significant about a person whose apartment has brown carpeting,
brown furniture, and brown walls.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
What have your it?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A bowel syndrome?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
I think that they're colorblind is what they're alluding to.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
They are color blind. Everything Brown, Brian agree or disagree
with tater logic.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Well, I kind of like it, but I was going
to say they had pearl for adult o.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
That man.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Agree, I'll agree.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You do agree they're color blind? Huh oh No, they
are likely to be warm and sensuous. Well, I don't
see it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I've never never met anybody that way, sir.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I wouldn't so, y'all, bugg y'all going on personal experience, going,
and Brian s looking for someone warm and sensuous.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I'm married and she is, but not to it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
All right, let's get back, Come on, come on, concentrate, man.
We got a game on the line here.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Sorry, my fault.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
All right, let's go to deer Abby. Okay. According to
Dear Abbey, the ultimate way to humiliate a woman is
to do something.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
What her sister absolutely the worst thing you can do.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
We're serious.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Dear Abby would say to ignore her.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Dear Abby would say to ignore her. Brian agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That was my answer to So I'm saying, I agree,
that's the.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Thing to do, and where you ignore her the thing
to not do?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Me?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
All right, Brady, we go gonna win her to lose
it all? This question can your child get sick from
his pet turtle.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
From the turtle only if he eats it too fast. Yes,
they Yes, kids can get sick from their pet turtles.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Brian, agree or disagree.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm going to agree.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
And that was.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
All right, Brian, big on. Well, last track to hunting
season prize back. We'll get it to you down Huntsville.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Congratulations Son, Thank you, mister John, mister John Boy, May
I give a shout out as far as you may well,
it's actually to you, so please gently sit down, keep
talking and blessing us in our life.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
That was so well though out. I ve that Jack,
you find out where we're going we don't know somewhere
and talk. I love you, Brian, appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh, I said, say stand nosing right outside? Might be
doing after Thanksgiving? Pop in hang around anyway. Good morning now,
(05:29):
Jesus Cologne. Have we run through Monday December? The second
old friends stand Higgen supposed to be here today. I
hadn't seen him yet. I guess he's gonna poppy.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I wouldn't miss it.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Hey, John Boy, Billy, mister Hansen, Sir Tater Naither Jack
andrews up.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Of the seasoned greetings to you all.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Hold on a second man, what happened to you? Beg
pardon your face? What happened?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I could ask you the same question?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
No, no, you got a black on your jaws swollen?
And are you measuring more hair than usual on the
rise out of your head?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (06:08):
That easily explained, effortlessly elucidated, simply expounded, if you will.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
I was a victim of Black Friday frenzy.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Dan, don't you know better than go to those Black
Friday sales?
Speaker 9 (06:22):
Apparently not? Now, As you know, I'm a skeptical person.
I never take things at face value. You always assume
a degree of hype not taken in by secondhand accounts
of holiday hijinks.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
And I won't do that again. It's all true.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
It was a madhouse, A madhouse, Oh what a mad house.
But the sales were so tempting. TVs for one hundred bucks,
jewelry seventy five percent off, computers at Rock Battom prices.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
The more I thought about it, the matter I got.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Why'd you get mad?
Speaker 9 (06:52):
I realized how much they were overcharging us the other
three hundred and sixty four year But once I got
to the store, I realized it wasn't worth it.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
It was Christmas chaos, a mery massacre, candy king carnage.
What candy king carnige? I now realize what brack Friday is.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
It's a day where Americans are willing to kill over
the stuff they don't need, A day after they celebrate
being thankful for what they have. That type of mentality
is problematic. People used to sleep on the streets to
fight for social justice. Nowadays they go by a three
hundred dollars tenth to camp out and save twenty dollars
on a crackpot.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
The world is tatsy turkey this time of year.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well say that again.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
The world is topsy turkey this year. It's the one
day of the year. Charles Manson thanks to himself. Man,
I'm glad I'm not out there with those lunatics.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
I think I was. How can I say this? Personally violated?
What allow me to paint the picture? Set the scene?
Describe the diorama as I've heard it said.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
I was making a bee line for the Hickory Farms
outlet as I had a hankering for some processed meat products.
Apparently I was not alone, and while I was standing
there sampling the spicy mustard, I was body checked by
the cocktail weener. No, yes, somebody grabbed me right by
the condiments or was I near the nut trace? I
(08:14):
was asked you to say in trauma, but I tried
to have a sense of humor about it. In fact,
I had a passel of slightly off color hickory stick jokes,
but I wasn't sure if it was appropriate. Delicate ears,
mixed audience, purient interest from some of your affiliates. If
you follow me, so you painted a picture pretty well.
I only regret, my friend, is that the grabby offender
wasn't a girl. Unfortunately I didn't have time to explain
(08:37):
that the Fredericks of Hollywood bag I was holding us
for Babs probably saw that in the pink sweater vest
I was wearing and thought I was yay love and
learn you got that right, brother Lesson, learned no more
Black Friday for me from here on out.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
All Fridays matter.
Speaker 10 (08:52):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
My family has a tradition on Black Friday. Oh pray
tell share, we ignore it.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
Ah bice words, you'll adopt that mentality A stood argument,
insightful angle on the situation to be sure. Now, if
you'll excuse me, I have to go use my new
computer that I got at the Apple Store.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So you did get a Black Friday deal?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Oh well, sort if.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
I was awfully gassy from the hickory farms, so they
gave me a deal just to get rid of me.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
But that's what they get for not having windows.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Billy will explain it to you.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
It's good to see you stand. Have a merry Christmas,
and don't forget pop in.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Just try and stop me. Old bads, I hope you're
still a size three. Adam and Eves said, nor returns.
Speaker 11 (10:00):
Want it's a big show on the radio, And here
we go, and now it's story time with your host
Carl Children's.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I reckon you hear about that first Thanksgiving? What happened
a fir piece back? I heard it.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Totally good many ways, but I figured I might be
able to come up with some rather say about it
the way I hear tell. A bunch of foreigners got
a belly full of whey. They's doing things over in
that feurn country they was a living in. It's all
A big family of them decided to come to America.
Here there's all kinfolk one way or another. It seems
(10:40):
to me all had the last name Pilgrim. Well sairdie Pilgrim.
Folks packed him changing drawers and some potted meat. All
of them pile onto some boats there. They called him
a Nina the pinner in the santy clause them Pilgrim's
(11:03):
pretty much no count when it comes to sailing and such.
They so busy playing shuffle board and the fooling around,
they wound up running and plumb into a big old
rock on the shore there.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
They figure, as.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Long as they run up on dry land, they might
as well give this place a shot. They weren't sriffing
if and this is America or not. They soaked dadgum,
happy to be off in the water. He's ready to bust.
They weren't used to having so much room to live in,
so they all runed off summers exploring and laughing and
carrying on. I reckon, they's a bit noisy. All that
(11:40):
nonsense didn't sit too well where the folks that's already
living there had a whole bunch of Indians homesteading in
them parts, not the kind with the red polking dot
in their heads other time, kind of living tents, carry
tommy hawks and whatnot. Seemed they didn't like being called
(12:02):
in as much, I reckon, They wanted to be called
Native Americans them. Pilgrim said, all right, then he's a
good thing. Dam Native Americans is a friendly bunch. Them
Pilgrims did a sorry job of taking care of themselves.
And I didn't know nothing about farming. And they have
no warm clothes, just them bigger hats with them shoes
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with a big belt buckle on them. Madam, old Native
American fella school them on how to take care of things,
especially this one fella named Squanto, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
He had him some time off of working with a
lone ranger.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
So he showed them Pilgrim there how to get along
right good, thought him how to hunt, catch you kate fish,
tot that wharfs down to the laundry mat, sharpen that lawn,
more blade with a big old rock, even taught him
how to use beads and shiny rocks to do some trade. Well,
certain things went along pretty good. First ball that Pilgrim family, Well, sir,
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they thought they'd throw a big she and dig for
our new friends there they's grateful for all that help. Well, sir,
they decided to rustle up some special sort of grubb
or another really put on the dog sold Daddy Pilgrim
some of his boys there, they decided to go hunting.
They're so excited they couldn't sleep. They got up early
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and had breakfast at the wharfel house there, and then
off they went. They weren't add it too long before,
and they run across his big old, funny looking bird
kind of looked like a big old dog with a
feather duster stuck in his hind. Then, well, sir, they
got that funny looking bird, stuffed it with some stove top.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Stuff, and.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Trotted it out for that big old surprise supper. Well,
squatto had him a little girl there, cute little thang,
no bigger than a squirrel. She saw that bird all
cooked up. She started to bawling her eyes out. She yelled,
what you kill my turkey farm? What you kill my
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turkey farm? Burned out that old funny looking bird. There
was a turkey squander. Little girl and that turkey they
made friends. Why didn't sit too well with them Native Americans?
They just all red they'd gonna kill them. Pilgrims, and
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they figured it's so close to Christmas, they'd just leave
Mr the fence for themselves. Some Native Americans. They runed
off down to Atlanta dart of a baseball team that
Bilgrim did.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
All right.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I reckon party sun days all over the place. So
I reckon except for that little girl, her dead turkey.
It's a pretty happy ending all around. More of the
story is, you're gonna eat some folks pet bird do
to Christmas, So say don't key.
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time for Oliver.
Speaker 9 (19:53):
Well, well, well, another Thanksgiving done, and this year it
was one for the record books, and by records, i'm
of course referring to gross tonnage consumed emphasis on gross. Yes,
my wife, her sister, and their mother were in rare form.
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The skeletal remains of beast and foul litter the countryside.
The cranberry bogs of Wisconsin lie in ruins, and not
since the Irish potato famine of eighteen forty five has
there been such a scarcity of spuds.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But this year, this year, they didn't do.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
It on their own.
Speaker 9 (20:39):
They had competition.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
After much consideration, we decided to dine out this year.
It wasn't because I didn't want to cook it. Was
a matter of pure budgetary mathematics. When you cipher the
cost of feeding this herd, it's either find a good
old fashioned buffet or completely canceled Christmas for the next
ten years. And since I'd already shelled out a pretty
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penny for their new momus, it was time to find
a suitable dining establishment. But that wasn't as easy as
it sounds. Every single all you can eat joint within
one hundred mile radius has their wonted poster on the wall.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Some places they have even.
Speaker 9 (21:24):
Gone as far as putting in smaller doors and even
putting spike strips around the buffet to blow the tires
on their rascals if they somehow managed.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
To squeeze in.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
It was only a stroke of the purest luck that
a new place opened up right before the holiday, Captain
Cracker's Country Cornacopia with all K's the very hip. So
it was time to saddle up. I parked the van
and unloaded the rascals. The canculators disembarked the vehicle. With
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each displaced hoof, you could almost hear the struts sigh
in relief. They mounted their mechanical steeds like some sort
of pudgy posse. The slow motion stampede began. But just
as we were about to ascend the ramp to their
vital valhalla, they arrived. The yin to their yang, the
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dark to their light, the pawk to their chop. Their
exact equals an appetite, girth and number of chins. Crustacea
Orangelo and Bessie the Philippaldi sisters.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Oh, this rivalry goes.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
Back many years, pie eating contests, hot dog showdowns, and
the infamous infamous Easter egg methane explosion of nineteen seventy three.
Neither group was happy to see the other. The ground
shook as they all entered the building from opposite ends
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of the entryway. The foundation trembled under the stress. When
both groups asked for a table of ten, the host,
who I assume was Captain Cracker, went pale. I'm sure
he saw this corpulent invasion as the end of his investment.
Other patrons looked on in terror, scrambling to the buffet
(23:23):
to try to get another morsel or two. Before the
bell rang and the War of the Gargantuas began. The
Philipaldi sisters made the first move. They had it right
for the desserts well play. The girls didn't miss a beat.
While fragments of pie crust and hot cobbler filled the air,
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the full figured gals made a grab for the meat.
It was like a school of big mutant piranhas with
bad dye jobs. When the chef brought out a new
pan of crab legs, you could hear the rascal wheels
squeal as they power drifted around a group of nuns
and orphans. And while they were distracted cracking crab and
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doing shots of drawn butter, the Philippaldi sisters did an
end run where more like an end waddle to the
fresh prime rib just being brought out. In the midst
of their feeding frenzy, the Philipaldis fought amongst themselves over
their prize, like rotund raptors. Oh the humanity Captain Crackers
(24:32):
was becoming a war zone. The only safe place by
the salad bar. A number of us sought refuge there,
eating cucumber slices and betting who would get full first.
But our safe haven was short lived. Someone said, hey,
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this blue cheese dressing is homemade, I swore, They whispered,
but all the big girls suddenly froze in their tracks.
They slowly turned at once, like brain eating zombies sniffing
out a mensa meeting. They rushed toward the salad bar
like a flabby avalanche. Women and children ran for their lives.
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Grown men wept.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
I pedaled it.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
There they stood, three on each side of the blue
cheese dressing, glowering at each other. It looked like job
of the Huts family versus Michael Moore's in some sort
of unworldly custody battle. It was at this moment that
Captain Cracker stepped in. He told them all they'd have
(25:40):
to leave. They all gasped, or maybe it was just
the normal sound of their breathing, but regardless, these were
not women used to hearing the word no. United by
Captain Cracker's defiance, they turned back to the buffet as
if communicating by telepathy. They orchestra did a coordinated attack.
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In less than twenty minutes, it was all gone, all
except the sugar free desserts, and though no words were spoken,
a truce was struck.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
That day.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
The Big Gals and the Philippaldis gave each other a
nod of respect and fist bumped through sausage gravy and
barbecue sauce and went their separate ways. Once I've squeezed
them into the van, I turned on the heater and
in no time the bashemaths were sleeping off their feed.
(26:38):
They're snoring, putting the shatterproof glass to the test, and
they didn't even wake up when I went through the
drive thru at the Frosty Cream and for that I
was thankful. Philippaudis are hot?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Uh, well pick it up. Let's go in and play
with wordy words. What ain't under the big show? You
told free line. Get a couple of contestant saying play next.
(27:37):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, rolling
to you Monday. I'm telling you a cyber Monday, So
get on your cyber or John Boy and Billy Late
Risers podcast. When we wrap up the big show. We've
got a lot to go in the meantime, let's do it.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
I went to everybody's head about the beard.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
A wordy word and a wordy word, and we got
a husband and a wife playing each other out of
Nora Virginia. Y'all cut that out and play with us.
Charlene and Ken. Good morning, y'all, Good morning all, right.
Good to have y'all hears. All right, So I'll take
(28:18):
Charlene Day. Let's split him up, all right, you take Ken,
all right, regular Barbie kin All boys, Charlene, all.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Right, Timohn, boy, this is what.
Speaker 9 (28:32):
We get.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
His name is Ken, Ken, Jackie, Timothy, Timothy, Timothy, Jaggie
is Timothy? Let me do that. I'll be calling you
Ken all game, buddy. I'm sorry, So that's tim Oh
you see y'all get that mixed up Jackie. You know
(28:54):
she has trouble understanding white people.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Don't worry that right.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
All right, well here we go, So Timothy, you relax,
me and Charlene to go for the first thirty seconds.
All right, Charlene you ready, baby, I'm ready. Okay, starting
to clock now. Jack and Jill went up the.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Hill. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
The opposite of day is yeah, this is over a fireplace.
Also a baseball player, mickey, Yeah, you strike one of
these light a.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Candle?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
No, No, don't you like it? Yes? Uh huh rhymes
with it. Make me up with that soup, make me
up a blank or witch is Brews. Yeah, uh huh
rhymes with it. Throw me the ball and I will
make a.
Speaker 16 (29:47):
Catch.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, baby, good word.
Speaker 16 (29:51):
That.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, take.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
On the board.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
All right, let's see what Tainter and Timothy can do.
They might be on that same length like me and
Charlene was huh you ready? Take? You were still rhyming, Timothy?
You readybody?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I guess so you better shout him out.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
And okay, a chicken. We'll do this from an egg, yes,
rhymes with it. You might do this to the gate
you you put the lever down, yes, rhymes with it.
A strawberry blank where they grow.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
Yes, rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I have an itch, I need to.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Yep. Okay, this we're not riving. This plant you put
on burns. It grows in the desert, is blank vera yeah, yeah, no, no, no,
you had it first.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Olive, Yeah, Oliver, I know what.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
There's a buzzer. Quit quit quit talking trying to.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
On the board.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
That's a good score, y'all. You put a four on
cut Charlene's lead to two, alrighty now now it's okay.
So he never said that, right now, okay, all right
to me and Charlene for round two, six to four?
Right now, Charlene, are you ready?
Speaker 12 (31:16):
I'm already and go what is it?
Speaker 10 (31:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's a plant?
Speaker 16 (31:23):
That.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
What is a plant that you put on burns and
it's a cream? Okay? You tie a rope in a what.
Speaker 10 (31:35):
Not? Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Uh huh. Apple and pears are kinds of yes, uh huh.
You eat dinner off of your the table in this
uh yeah, uh huh. Let's go to prayer. Blank Wednesday nights,
you got prayer. Yeah, it wasn't giving that baby all right,
good works, Charlene and then Charlie. We had a little
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hiccup there because they're passing the phone back to each other,
so usually the contestants can hear yeah, but that's all right,
good word baby eleven on the board. So timothy and tighter,
You guys have the tools and the talent to get
this done. A seven that you have had before that
will tie of force overtime, Timothy, Are you ready right
(32:34):
and go the opposite of going forward?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
You go in.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Backward?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Yes, there you go.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
This is you have to put down on your height
and your blank.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Yes, you eat with this.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
It has like three prongs, not a spoon, not a knife.
But yes you might blank blank me a picture, blank
me a picture on paper?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Blank.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Don't go near there?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
What's the word, don't go near there.
Speaker 16 (33:03):
It's you do this.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
If you don't eat in, you.
Speaker 16 (33:08):
Ou out.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh yeah, now gone, And well that was you got
a six. You miss it by one. Charlene wins. Even Well, y'all,
I will tell you, yeah, y'all having double digits.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
That was all.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I have a backstory. Okay.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
So when she rode in, she said, when wordy word
comes on, no one's allowed to speak in their house.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
That you do not.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
I'm listening to wordy word.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Do not talk about that. Well, both of y'all have
been practicing, telling.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
Charlene we've been married, we've been married for.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Forty five years, and he's been listening to you all
that long and out them on nobody speaks.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
So awesome, man, Well, let me get something at my
pile for Timothy.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
There.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I tell you that right there, that was a blast.
Well we appreciate y'all. Charlane and Timothy, North Virginia. Good work, y'all.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Morning, big shows on the radio, click out on air
button at the Big Show dot com, just like Timothy did,
and might be able to play you game a wordy word.
You can tell they pay attention up there in North Virginia.
Allowed to talk. I like it all right, get a
bit requests here. Anna Smith out of Yortonville, Illinois says,
please play the one with GPS talking to the driver
(34:42):
so hilarious. That must be our very first one. We
were way ahead of our time on the Cadillac on Guard.
You think that's what it is? She told them about. Why, Yeah,
we'll put the best hands we got together and get
your requests coming up. Good morning, and it's a big
(35:23):
show on the radio. Some of you night to hear
about this time Monday through Friday. It's up with the
John woman of Facebook Phase Taylor hanging around there. I
was aligned in the mailbag at the Big Show dot com.
Anna Smith from Yortonville, Illinois got her favorite playing right now.
Speaker 11 (35:42):
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Speaker 12 (36:12):
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Speaker 11 (36:20):
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Speaker 1 (36:29):
Dave.
Speaker 12 (36:30):
Your current speed is forty eight miles per hour. The
posted limit is thirty five.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah, I'm so. I'm running a little late for work.
I gotta get there.
Speaker 12 (36:40):
Better to be a few minutes late than risk an accident.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, but I've got a big presentation to make it.
Nine thirty is really important.
Speaker 12 (36:46):
If the presentation was that important, perhaps you should have
planned ahead and left a few minutes earlier.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (36:51):
Yeah, but I'm lowering the vehicle speed to the posted limit.
It's for your own protection.
Speaker 11 (36:58):
No detail of your journey is too small for on Guard.
Speaker 12 (37:01):
Dave. Are you staring at that attractive young woman in
the car next to you?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Huh No, No, I was watching the traffic light to
see what Dave.
Speaker 12 (37:10):
I think you were looking at her. I'm activating the
roof mounted public address system. Attention, attractive fist. The driver
of this car is married, pleases and William and on
your way?
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Hey, what'd you do that for?
Speaker 12 (37:29):
Perhaps you'd like to call your wife now and apologize, Dave, apologize.
It's not healthy in a relationship to keep secrets from
one another. I'm activating the cellular telephone and dialing your
home number now.
Speaker 11 (37:44):
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the wheel, we can, I thank you.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, give me the ham and egg breakfast biscuit plays, Dave.
Speaker 12 (37:55):
The fat and cholesterol counts and the mister riger ham
and eck biscuit are well of the recommended levels set
by the National Heart Association. Say what might I suggest
a healthier alternative attention cashier to ignore previous dis order.
We like one low fat apple and muffining. Hey, it's
(38:19):
for your own protection.
Speaker 11 (38:21):
On Guard looks out for you, even when you won't
look out for yourself, Dave.
Speaker 12 (38:26):
My sensors detect elevated carbon monoxide levels inside the vehicle.
Are you smoking a cigarette?
Speaker 16 (38:32):
No?
Speaker 12 (38:33):
No, no, Dave. I thought you told your wife you
quit smoking last week.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
I did.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I was having a couple of quick plops, Dave.
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most effective method of quitting smoking. I am activating the
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Blood cats.
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I did so.
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Sinatra meets the Spice Girls by way of Forrest Gump.
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Hank the dog Man.
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No, no, no, bit, Hank the dog Man was Larry
Budd Mellman meets the black guy from Police Academy by
way up for it whatever. I just want you to
know my work with the bird Girl isn't going to
affect the amount of time and effort that I spend
on your career.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
You know somehow that doesn't make us feel any better.
Speaker 16 (41:57):
Oh, Jimbo, do you think i'd push shoo guys to
the back of the line just because of some Birdie
come lately. I'm shocked.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
So you mean you won't push to the back of
the line.
Speaker 16 (42:07):
Of course I will. I'm just shocked that you're thinking. Man, Bo,
I'm kidding. I kid because I love listen say, I
wouldn't dream of pushing the Bird Girl's career without including
you guys.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
But wait, we don't want to be inclusion.
Speaker 16 (42:24):
No, no, it'll be great the Bird Girl with special
guests Jimbo and Bobby the Chicken.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Mc nuggets will pass.
Speaker 16 (42:32):
No, no, no, it'll be great hot rotation on your
MTV raps. Uh huh, you get your own show on
upn Why not everybody else? Dead? Hey, play your cards right.
You guys might even get popped in a drive by
out of your mind.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Aa.
Speaker 16 (42:47):
Do you know what a well time drive by shooting
can do for record sales? Look at TUPAC, look at
Notorious Big. Their sales went through.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
And oh yeah, but they got shot.
Speaker 16 (42:57):
Jimbo, we all have to make a few sacrifices.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Murray they're both dead.
Speaker 16 (43:02):
Of course they are. I'm so glad we're having this conversation.
I didn't know how you guys would react to the idea.
I'm glad to see you're off, Murray.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
We think it's an incredibly stupid idea.
Speaker 16 (43:12):
Yeah, great, huh. I knew I could count on you, guys.
I tell you so far. I think I'm really gonna
like this rap music business. It's up standard material power.
Mad manager shamelessly explored your artists. My Maytha finally found
my knee. He listen, I ain't got the crib. I'll
jingle you when he popped the jam out of the job.
By the way. That means stay close to the office.
(43:34):
I'll call you when we closed the Yah, we got it.
I just didn't want to take any chances. You know,
you guys are pretty wide.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
We don't want to be any part of this.
Speaker 16 (43:43):
Hey, babe, it's cool in the gang. Murray is gonna
prompt all the right moves because I groove on you,
homies more than Marmon Pap grew on.
Speaker 10 (43:51):
You, homie.
Speaker 16 (43:52):
That means I love you more than my fuck You
got it? Hey, what's some sweetness on your little co
homie there jeez and that means Tobby.
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Yeah, that's Billy and blood.
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