July 8, 2024 • 34 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll look into a story involving panda porn.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players perform a playhouse with Woodrow Boudreaux and a problem mule.. - We’ll tick off a list of “geniuses” on the Darwin Awards list.. - We’ll debunk some persistent internet rumors regarding WW2.. - We get back in the kitchen with Robert D. Raiford.. - and we’ll finish up with some updates on “Lawn Chair Larry” with some actual audio recordings from his historic 1982 flight..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Huzzah.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is King veedor or is that fidor never the matter,
It is here by decreed by royal proclamation that my
new Port Justice shall henceforth be John Boy and Billy
in the realm node as the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Are they funny? They better be unless they want to
be dragon food. Good morning, The Big Show is on
(00:59):
the radio.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Coming up.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
We're gonna play the Cernavns quiz the easiest way for
you to join the winners. And congratulations Sterling Marlin. And
after a weekend we spend together here.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Is somebody are running around naked with We're.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Just blowing stuff up. Then I'm just kidding, you know
how gid.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
And if anybody finds a pinky finger.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Let's look at some emails from the Big Show dot
Com From Amanda. Hello, every one in my family listens
to your morning show, and lately my mother's been using
the word stupid constantly. I'm getting very, very tired of it.
Could you possibly find another stupid word to use?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Love you mean it? Amanda?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Well, it made me easier if you just quit being.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Stupid's say, dear John mo'billy. I work for a great
company here in Richmond Virginia. It's called Alpha Level. We
make heat exchangers. But they just handed out employee manuals
that says we can't wear T shirts with logos on them.
I'm the proud owner of many John Boy and Billy
T's joyed wearing them at work.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I have the OUA shirt.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar shirt perhaps
blue ribbon racing tea, along with many others well total
enjoy along with many co workers. If you would call
them a bunch of buzz killers for me, if I
can catch it.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
On tape, I'll even playing for my boss. Ps.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I can still wear my Jomobilly hat, so all is
not lost and I can listen to you all at work.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Love you mean it? Hey, big man, let me wear
my T shirt? Huh ted?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Buzz killers?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Oh great, Now that girl's mom's gonna start calling everybody
buzz killers instead of stupid.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Can you imagine what happened to your wardrobe if we
said no logos?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Man? You know, I know, I mean, I've actually been
my closet trying.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
And he wants to be run around now with no logos.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I ain't got no go I'm wearing my cape fear
Blue Marlin Tournament t shirt this morning.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Good for everybody who's keeping track. Well, enough about that,
let's talk about all the current events.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Quiz you hang on, will open them up. You take
c you will win in minutes. Good morning, The Big
Show is on the radio. Hope y'all doing all right today?
Everything going alright in your town, city, burb, village, Lean
to co.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
That's it all right? What we did with Billy here
to curta bits quiz? Miss Cleo is a fraud man?
Oh no, she admitted it. Really yes. I want to
hear all about that.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So let's hear about it and you'll win one hundred
Big Show Caler and I will play next.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Here ready.
Hello Todd from Savannah, Georgia. How you doing, good man?
(04:17):
Where are you at?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I've been working right now? All right?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I'm doing real cooking, little cooking.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Where you cook?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Todd Marriotte?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I hear you, man? So uh have you got to
try to grilla saussyet? I have not, but I've been
hearing good things about it? All right, man?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Well, maybe I send you a little taste down if
you win all right, Billy Go, Buddy.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Well Todd TV psychic Miss Cleo, whose real name is
Jurie Dale Harris, has admitted in a magazine interview that
her famous called me now Jamaican accent as a fake Marcy.
She says it was invented by her employers to convince
customers she had just arrived in America and was running
the psychic hotline out of her garage. Cleo also says,
(05:02):
believe it or not, a makeup artist was hired to
darken her complexion before each commercial shoot. Says she's trying
to start a new psychic hotline company, but she's having
trouble because a her former boss won't let her use
the name Miss Cleo. B she can't seem to raise
the startup money, or c. She's not psychic, she's not black,
and she doesn't even have a garage.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
I think I will take Ceo that.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
One, Todd. So she's actually a white guy from New Jersey. Apparently.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
How about that she got paid like seventeen and fifty
dollars to do the commercials and the company made like
twenty eight million.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Man, unbelievable. And here's he is, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
I'll tell you a future. You don't even know your future.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
And here's end.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's going to end badly.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
All right, what do you go? Buddy?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
All right, thank you? First time I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Too, alrighty that a boy money pale.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
The sun's up, the birds are singing, and two of
radio's longest running knuckleheads are on the air.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Well, not right the second, but soon.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
And that's what they call hitting the comedy lottery, the
John Boy and Billy Big Show. Oh they are a Ryan,
a regular laugh Ryan whow.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Good morning. Everybody got a big show right here on
the radio. I hope y'all doing.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I ride this Monday. Julive the eighth I got this online.
Billy him out here says the following story I got
from a scouting friends a bit Jobby was a good story.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I want to know. Is it true?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Let me save you some time. No, not a nine
percent of what you yet is not true.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
That's what he said.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
He says, as so many things on internet, I don't
know if and if you know for a fact that
any aspect story isn't true, let us know. So here's
the story, all right, Captain Kangaroo, Lee, Marvin and mister
Rogers Now here's something to think about as we go
about our everyday lives. Who would have ever guessed quite
a few of us grew up with Captain Kangaroo, as
you or your children probably did. I knew nothing of
his background, only did his show was both entertaining and educational.
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As kids, we look forward to it with great anticipation.
Reminded me of the following story. Some people have been
a bit offended that the actor Lee Marvin is buried
in a grave alongside three and four star generals at
Arlington National Cemetery. That truth, that's his marker, gives his name,
rank of private and service US Marine Corps, nothing else.
(08:11):
I always like Lee Marvin, but did not know the
extent of his core experiences in the time when many
Hollywood stars served their country and the armed forces off
an in rear echelon post where they were carefully protected,
only to be trotted out to perform for the cameras
in war banned promotions, war bond promotions. Actually, Lee Marvin
was a genuine hero. He won the Navy Cross at
ewa Jima. There is only one higher naval award, the
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Medal of Honor. If that surprising comment on the true
character of the man. He credits his sergeant with an
even greater show of bravery. Dialogue from the Tonight Show
with Johnny Carson. His guest was Lee Marvin. Johnny said, Lee,
I bet a lot of people are unaware that you
were a marine in the initial landing at Ewo Jima,
and that during the course of that action you earned
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the Navy Cross and were severely wounded. Lee said, yeah, Yeah,
I got shot square in the butt and they gave
me the Cross for securing a hot spot about halfway
up Sirobachi.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Bad thing about getting just to getting shut in the
butt part.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Bad thing about getting shot up on the mountain is
guy's getting shot hauling you down. But Johnny at Ewo
I served under the bravest man I ever knew. We
both got the Cross the same day, but what he
did for his cross made mine look cheap in comparison.
He actually stood up on red Beach and directed his
troops to move forward and get off the beach. That
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sergeant and I have been lifelong friends. When they brought
me off Surabachi, we passed the sergeant and he lit
a smoke and passed it to me. Lying on my
belly on the litter and said where did they get you?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Lee?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Well, Bob, if you make it home before me, tell
mom to sell the outhouse. They told Carson, I'm not lying.
Sergeant Keishan was a bravest man I ever knew. Bob Keishan.
You and the world know him as Captain Kangaroo. Oh no, no,
oh man, are you sure he looked at it?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Captain Kangaroo was in the Marine Corps.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
But he actually enlisted right before the atomic bomb was
ropp right at the end of the war. He had
just eighteen.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Yeah, and if you do math on it, just based
on his date of birth, which is easily confirmed, he
would have been eighteen, far too young to have been
a sergeant at Ewajima.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
On another note, there was this wimpy little man who
just passed away on PBS. Gentle and quiet, mister Rogers.
He's another of those you would least suspect of being
anything but what he now portrays to our youth. But
mister Rogers was a US Navy seal going around. Yeah,
really said he was combat proven in Vietnam, with over
twenty five confirmed kills to his name. He wore a
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long sleeve sweater to cover the many tattoos on his forearms,
and by sip he was a master in small arms
and hand to hand combat, able to disarm or kill
in a heartbeat.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
You're saying that's not Drew, See Timmy, this one says
death before dishonored.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Can you say that?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
This one says kill them all and let God. However,
he did take out some jabs by dropping ping pong balls.
Maybe that's where the captain kangaroo.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
All right, so, uh there's your answers from our know
it all's on the internet. Good morning, The big show
(11:49):
is on the radio. Yeah, coming up, seal the place.
Stupid quiz you last answer? Joined the Winters this morning.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
At first, it's time for the latest episode.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
My readman, My red man drives around in a minivan.
Life has no single life or let him do what
she says. It's about time he grove We Well, there's
a screw you'll.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Find the married man.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Last time, the hijacking of our hero's flight to California
was accidentally thwarted by Drinking Buddy. Yes really now, After
an emergency landing, married Man College Buddy, Drinking Buddy and
Monica Minks the Exotic Danza, facing the media at a
hastily assembled press conference at Los Angeles International Airport.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
So I recon my.
Speaker 10 (12:47):
Superhero reflections, trying to keep me in your san of
old telhand was flat on the floor.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
I guess that's why they call me Captain Action Gap.
I can't believe you're actually letting drinking buddy take credit.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
For the rescue.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Oh, you know, he did bring down the hijacker.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Come on, he was running for cover and knocked over
the beverage car. The many bottles on the floor. What
brought down a hijacker? And what's with his stupid Captain
Action Guy thing?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Anyway, now, chum, I think under the circumstances, he's handling
himself pretty well.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
I also want to thank my super side kick for
backing me up this.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Here's Captain Action Girl TV.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
Honey.
Speaker 11 (13:25):
I'm going to give a shout out to my home girls.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Hey, Brandy Hayles, do you hate this?
Speaker 9 (13:29):
This?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
USA Amber.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Words?
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Oh, I don't want to forget the other members of
the Action Friends, Captain Murried Guy and Captain Another Guy.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
They didn't really do nothing, but it was good to
have him along anyway. Studdy chum.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Thanks Captain Action Guy. We were just honored to be
there to watch you do your things.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
O brother. Okay, folks, that's it.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
If you'll follo, I'll take you down to the Stratosphere
Club so you can have a few minutes a piece.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Of whiy'all got a barner?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, we certainly do. I like you, figure, Hey, let's
do some shooters.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I like you too, Biggure. Hello, Hi, honey, Bunny.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yeah, I was just about to call you.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Yeah, the president of the airline is just taking us
over to their private lounge for a few minutes. Was that, No,
it's not that kind of private lounge. No, Brandy and
Misty and Lexus aren't here. Monica was just saying hi
to some of her friends from work. Uh huh, Okay,
I'll call you back in a few minutes. Honey, okay bye.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
You know you guys are about to be very rich.
Excuse me, Well, the story like this, I mean, you
can write your own ticket t shirts. Action figures. The
sky's the limit. Say, uh, I'm friends with the president
of a marketing firm here in town. I can put
you in touch with them if you'd like.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Well, are you it?
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Sounds like a plan.
Speaker 10 (14:54):
Big guy, Hey, y'all, we're all gonna be action figures.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Hey, anybody he does beep jobs hallie merchandising. Looks like
our heroes are about to embark on a brand new
chapter in their careers. Tune and again next time, when
we'll hear Captain Action Guy say a nurse two more
Alabama slammers over here, and Captain Action girls.
Speaker 11 (15:18):
Say, who I'm hammered?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Okay, some things never change anyway. Don't miss on next
sphinkt tightening adventure, Same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
There's a school you'll find the married mind.
Speaker 12 (15:36):
Good barning Big Show listeners, this is the Honorable Mayor
Merwin Q fiddleswap uh missing an oh fiddle swoop. It's
a beautiful day in dismal Seepach, South Carolina, and it's
even better when we're listening to the John Boy and
Billy Big soal h, mister Nate Big Show. But that
reminds me come on down for the forty second annual
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dismal Seepach Big Style Festival.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah that that that one spelled correctly. Good morning, The
(16:37):
Big Show is on a ready to go. Are doing
this morning good good roll.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Say hey the boys fat boy and Uncle Bill looking
to Paduca Kentucky.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That was they got g G moving around, good housekeeping
and oh yeah, digger and goods. You're running late, catch
up with him, and I want to say, hey, the
Yancey and Danielle Yancey runs a big show. He's our
in market producer to Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yancy, good to have you in the studio this morning. Buddy, Hey,
thanks for having us. And uh a little sweet daughter, Danielle. Hey, Danielle,
speak up to the man. Can hear you? She's afraid
somebody gon here. She's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I'm watching. Don't be taking my autograph? Turnheart Junior, picture
off the wall. You like that, Junior, don't you, Sir?
What do you like about Dale Junior?
Speaker 8 (17:32):
Oh no, no, ra sir.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
All right, I take us out. Another great interview, John,
you ain't really get it out of I'm she's your daughter.
Maker talk.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
That's the man.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
I know that one.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
He's cute. Okay, good talking. I tried the intimidation thing.
It just chance kid already. Well you'll say hey to
some boys back home there, Yancy.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh yeah, Jackson and Uh oh, he's running the show
this morning, and uh boy, I hope you enjoyed getting
up early.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
I slept late this morning. Uh yeah, came on talking
to you, old man. I want to shut up. And
their stories are just as interesting.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
We didn't come here to be a.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Little stupid sweetie. I did hang on.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Stupid quiz is close some summer time hosting, so all
that coming up.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Yeah, that'll be stupid quiz we play in minutes.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Good morning, everybody that's Big Show is on the radio,
and it is stupid quiz time. You want to play
Dial one eight hundred Big Show, not call her nine.
We'll play next.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Good morning, The Big Show is already. Have you seen juniors?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Great? O?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Hey lady, Hi, honey, hey honey.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Let's say hey to our contestant Warren from Jackson, Mississippi.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Hello, Warren? Oh tried? Now hello? Can you hear me?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Now? Now? Can you hear me?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
What what'd you doing?
Speaker 10 (20:08):
War?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
I was just getting ready to go to work.
Speaker 8 (20:10):
Man.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
All right, buddy, Well, let's play a stupid quiz before
you go on in you ready, Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
ALRIGHTY got touched on phone? You touched it for the answer.
I got my bail, some got a lesson playing.
Speaker 13 (20:19):
Math class my class pillars went to the movies over
the weekend with nine bucks. The matinee was three twenty five.
He bought a popcorn for three dollars and a licorice
for eighty five cents. How much money did he have left?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Alright, well, I'll tell you.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Eventually. It's not good on the math.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
That's one.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah. Are you working on it like I am horned? Yeah,
hear me to.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Don't work like he does.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I got a dollar ninety that's right? Whoa oh yeah,
how about that subtraction? All right? One another more science science?
Speaker 11 (21:09):
Which of these c creatures is not an invertebrate?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
An invertebrate?
Speaker 11 (21:15):
Okay, A a lobster, be a seal or c a
squid seal? That's right?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yeah about ocean creatures?
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Now, what is an invertrate?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
John? That is one of that's not out vertebrate? Is
like and it has the skeleton on the outside. Yeah,
like a lobster. Yeah, I like him. Squids.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I like that Calamari where it looks like a little
baby octopus, you know the rings, you know, like that
likes a little baby octopuses moving around.
Speaker 11 (21:43):
They're better than the rings. It's better than the ring.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Hey, Warren, do you smell something, man?
Nothing would be calamari?
Speaker 11 (21:58):
Geography? Geography on what continent is the Middle East located?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
The Middle East is located on that old company, Yes, Warren,
I don't know that asia. That's right, yes, right, all right?
Ware you on the board to the one.
Speaker 11 (22:16):
US world history history? In what year did the War
of eighteen twelve begin?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Little Warren?
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Eighteen twelve? Yes?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Oh man, that's a trick question. Warren is done, come
back and tied it up for the wind. Where we're
going math?
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Math?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
All right?
Speaker 13 (22:40):
Rayford swims the eight hundred yard freestyle and it's twenty
five yard pool. How many links of the pool does
it take him to swim eight hundred yards?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Warren?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
You said twenty five yards, twenty five yard pool?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Thirty two? That's right, good man, sir. If you said ocean,
I got it.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Warble to have a twenty five yard ocean.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Hey man, We appreciate, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
All right, what we do we gonna play So I'm
gonna break youre go that classic bit in the morning
and heads.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Double line that is that harm you warn man, that's great.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio, heading
the open line time Randy Stupid. On today's Stupid Quiz,
Randy was wrong and vertebrates have no backbone. Randy said,
they have their skeletons on the outside. When was the
last time he saw a squid with an external skeleton?
Speaker 5 (23:40):
That's an exoskeleton? And he hitot knows that you get this?
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Yeah, you're right. Huh that's it?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Yeah, what that's it?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
And I always se him have some extra time here
on the Big Show, man, I request a bit of
the morning.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
That's what it's coming up next. Good morning, it's a
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big show on the radio. Lonner, are cooking with Rayford
segments this week, if that'll be all right? All right
in our classic bit of the morning. All right, and
roll that person.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
And now it's time for Cooking with Rayford with your host,
Robert D.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Rayford.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Woman, I ain't got time to argue with you better
right now, I got to record my program, all right,
Just hold off, hey, hold is Rafers on today's show.
A special tribute to my wife. For the last six months,
you've been trying to get me to clean out the
gir She says, won't you get rid of some of
that old liquor you got stereo shout there. I have
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to keep telling a woman that's my emergency supply. Hard
times might be coming, but in the interest of domestic tranquility,
I have agreed to divest myself of some of the
cheaper bottles of whiskey in my collection. I'm gonna take
a bunch of them, open them up, and pour them
right down to sink. Here she don't believe I'm gonna
do it. I'm gonna show bottle number one. Let's see here,
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this is something called Old Coots. This is one of
the cheaper brands in my collection. I think this will
up a little package store down in Saluta, South Carolina.
Let's pull a cork out, all right now, we're gonna
pour the contents down the drain. Oh, except for a
one shot glass, for which I'm gonna drink as I
send it on his way.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Who that is a cheap liquor, All right now?
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Then bottle number two, let's see, this is called mister
South Boston. I got this up in Virginia somewhere. Let
me pull a cork here. Now, I will pour the
second bottle down the drain, with again exception of one shot,
which I will drink as I send it to its
fall over wager. All right, uh, Bottle number three, Crappy
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Hill Special Reserve. I don't really remember where this one
comes from anyway. Let me pull the bottle out of
the shot and pour this one out except for one
cork full. Sorry about that, pull off my stool. Just
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dark early this time of year. All right, now we're
on a roll. Let's keep going.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Bottle number nine. I will pull the.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Bottle out of cor and drink one sink full out
of it as i'll pour the rest of it down
the glow.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Yeah, it was fun, they don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Bottle of the number seventeen, and pull the sink out
of the next glass, and we'll pull the cork out
of the bottle, cork the sink with the glass bottle
of drink, and drink the fork. Oh yeah, all right,
let's see what we got so far. Let me hold
the house still with one hand, and I will count
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the bottles and the corks and the glasses. See two, four, six, twelve,
it's like twenty nine. And as the house comes by again,
let me count one with.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
The fifteen.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
You.
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Nineteen eighty two Larry Walters using a seers lawnchair hoistened
by forty two helium field weather balloons, became the world's
first lawnchair pilot after taking off from the backyard of
his girlfriend's house in San Pedro, California.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Oh wait, here's where it gets weird.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
He took with him many supplies, including a BB gun
to shoot out the balloons when he was ready to.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Descend, play him.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Let's go was to sail across the desert and hopefully
make it to the Rocky Mountains in a few days.
Things didn't quite work out for Larry. After his crew
purposely cut the first teather, the second one also snapped,
which shot Larry into the sky at well over one
thousand feet per minute, so he then climbed to over
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sixteen thousand feet, passing TWA pilot first spotted Larry and
radio the tower that he was passing a guy in
a lawn chair at sixteen thousand.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Feet pilot the co pilot oo.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
The pilot had to say, if you'll look out the
left side of the airplane right now, you see a
guy in a lawn.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Hey, that's odd.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Well.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Larry started shooting out a few balloons to start his descent,
but accidentally drop his gun. He eventually landed in the
Long Beach neighborhood. Although he was entangled in some power lines,
he was uninjured. In the years that followed, he broke
up with his girlfriend of fifteen years, abandoned his speaking career,
which had never really panned out, and worked only as
sporadically as a security guard. And then Larry hiked to
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one of his favorite spots in Los Angeles in nineteen
ninety three and shot himself through the heart. Oh man,
there was a sad end for the man who had
made one of the most celebrated flights since Lindbergh. Man
now say, if he had got a good agent, he should.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Have been able to That was his problem.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Actually he ended up with too many agents and none
of their hair brained schemes worked out.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Man about that, all right? So we have some tape
of Larry talking to his girlfriend. I guess one of
the who was serving us, one of his crew member.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
Here's a guy who's very calm about the fact that
he's in the lawn chair at this great altitude, but
his girlfriend not taking it.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Well, no, she's losing it.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Do you read anyone.
Speaker 12 (31:43):
Wrong? Read me over.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Evidently I lost my glasses.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Come back, coming down. I've got my other glasses.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
I can see perfectly.
Speaker 12 (31:57):
Don't worry.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Everything a okay, not to fight all the proper authorities,
et cetera. You copy over my copy?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Are you selling you?
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Up there we can hear.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Are you okay?
Speaker 9 (32:10):
I'm okay.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
I'm going through a sand fog.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Lay over, okay, then we can see you. Yeah, okay, okay,
I mean I'm I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
I'm rising know you any negotia you do not want
to go the gosh, so you don't have to come
down to.
Speaker 12 (32:28):
Listen to me.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I'm coming over the fog over you want.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
To any negotia, You're gonna go even Land, I'll land.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Don't worry you Land.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Let it go in until we can come to you.
Speaker 7 (32:40):
I'm okay, Rick Fire.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Oh, so he wanted to go to the Rocky Mountains
apparently because his girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Wasn't there be my guess.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
The website you can go to to hear the entire
transcript and also read more about Larry Ballard is Mark
Berry dot com. That's m A r K B A
r r y dot com and then now Mark has
done a lot research talk to family members. The girlfriend
included Postomius posthumously.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Yeah, so that's where they make jokes about you after
you die.
Speaker 10 (33:08):
Are you all right?
Speaker 8 (33:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (33:11):
I can still hear you, so I know all right.
I dropped the gun. I had to shitty up the
street in hell Helium.
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Are they funny? They better be unless they want to
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the radio.
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Coming up.
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after a weekend we spend together here.
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Is somebody are running around naked with We're.
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Just blowing stuff up. Then I'm just kidding, you know
how gid.
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And if anybody finds a pinky finger.
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Com From Amanda. Hello, every one in my family listens
to your morning show, and lately my mother's been using
the word stupid constantly. I'm getting very, very tired of it.
Could you possibly find another stupid word to use?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Love you mean it? Amanda?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Well, it made me easier if you just quit being.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Stupid's say, dear John mo'billy. I work for a great
company here in Richmond Virginia. It's called Alpha Level. We
make heat exchangers. But they just handed out employee manuals
that says we can't wear T shirts with logos on them.
I'm the proud owner of many John Boy and Billy
T's joyed wearing them at work.
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I have the OUA shirt.
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Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar shirt perhaps
blue ribbon racing tea, along with many others well total
enjoy along with many co workers. If you would call
them a bunch of buzz killers for me, if I
can catch it.
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On tape, I'll even playing for my boss. Ps.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I can still wear my Jomobilly hat, so all is
not lost and I can listen to you all at work.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Love you mean it? Hey, big man, let me wear
my T shirt? Huh ted?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Buzz killers?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Oh great, Now that girl's mom's gonna start calling everybody
buzz killers instead of stupid.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Can you imagine what happened to your wardrobe if we
said no logos?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Man? You know, I know, I mean, I've actually been
my closet trying.
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And he wants to be run around now with no logos.
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I ain't got no go I'm wearing my cape fear
Blue Marlin Tournament t shirt this morning.
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Good for everybody who's keeping track. Well, enough about that,
let's talk about all the current events.
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Quiz you hang on, will open them up. You take
c you will win in minutes. Good morning, The Big
Show is on the radio. Hope y'all doing all right today?
Everything going alright in your town, city, burb, village, Lean
to co.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
That's it all right? What we did with Billy here
to curta bits quiz? Miss Cleo is a fraud man?
Oh no, she admitted it. Really yes. I want to
hear all about that.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So let's hear about it and you'll win one hundred
Big Show Caler and I will play next.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Here ready.
Hello Todd from Savannah, Georgia. How you doing, good man?
(04:17):
Where are you at?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I've been working right now? All right?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I'm doing real cooking, little cooking.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Where you cook?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Todd Marriotte?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I hear you, man? So uh have you got to
try to grilla saussyet? I have not, but I've been
hearing good things about it? All right, man?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Well, maybe I send you a little taste down if
you win all right, Billy Go, Buddy.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Well Todd TV psychic Miss Cleo, whose real name is
Jurie Dale Harris, has admitted in a magazine interview that
her famous called me now Jamaican accent as a fake Marcy.
She says it was invented by her employers to convince
customers she had just arrived in America and was running
the psychic hotline out of her garage. Cleo also says,
(05:02):
believe it or not, a makeup artist was hired to
darken her complexion before each commercial shoot. Says she's trying
to start a new psychic hotline company, but she's having
trouble because a her former boss won't let her use
the name Miss Cleo. B she can't seem to raise
the startup money, or c. She's not psychic, she's not black,
and she doesn't even have a garage.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
I think I will take Ceo that.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
One, Todd. So she's actually a white guy from New Jersey. Apparently.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
How about that she got paid like seventeen and fifty
dollars to do the commercials and the company made like
twenty eight million.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Man, unbelievable. And here's he is, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
I'll tell you a future. You don't even know your future.
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And here's end.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's going to end badly.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
All right, what do you go? Buddy?
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All right, thank you? First time I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Too, alrighty that a boy money pale.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
The sun's up, the birds are singing, and two of
radio's longest running knuckleheads are on the air.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Well, not right the second, but soon.
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And that's what they call hitting the comedy lottery, the
John Boy and Billy Big Show. Oh they are a Ryan,
a regular laugh Ryan whow.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Good morning. Everybody got a big show right here on
the radio. I hope y'all doing.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I ride this Monday. Julive the eighth I got this online.
Billy him out here says the following story I got
from a scouting friends a bit Jobby was a good story.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I want to know. Is it true?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Let me save you some time. No, not a nine
percent of what you yet is not true.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
That's what he said.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
He says, as so many things on internet, I don't
know if and if you know for a fact that
any aspect story isn't true, let us know. So here's
the story, all right, Captain Kangaroo, Lee, Marvin and mister
Rogers Now here's something to think about as we go
about our everyday lives. Who would have ever guessed quite
a few of us grew up with Captain Kangaroo, as
you or your children probably did. I knew nothing of
his background, only did his show was both entertaining and educational.
(07:49):
As kids, we look forward to it with great anticipation.
Reminded me of the following story. Some people have been
a bit offended that the actor Lee Marvin is buried
in a grave alongside three and four star generals at
Arlington National Cemetery. That truth, that's his marker, gives his name,
rank of private and service US Marine Corps, nothing else.
(08:11):
I always like Lee Marvin, but did not know the
extent of his core experiences in the time when many
Hollywood stars served their country and the armed forces off
an in rear echelon post where they were carefully protected,
only to be trotted out to perform for the cameras
in war banned promotions, war bond promotions. Actually, Lee Marvin
was a genuine hero. He won the Navy Cross at
ewa Jima. There is only one higher naval award, the
(08:31):
Medal of Honor. If that surprising comment on the true
character of the man. He credits his sergeant with an
even greater show of bravery. Dialogue from the Tonight Show
with Johnny Carson. His guest was Lee Marvin. Johnny said, Lee,
I bet a lot of people are unaware that you
were a marine in the initial landing at Ewo Jima,
and that during the course of that action you earned
(08:52):
the Navy Cross and were severely wounded. Lee said, yeah, Yeah,
I got shot square in the butt and they gave
me the Cross for securing a hot spot about halfway
up Sirobachi.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Bad thing about getting just to getting shut in the
butt part.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Bad thing about getting shot up on the mountain is
guy's getting shot hauling you down. But Johnny at Ewo
I served under the bravest man I ever knew. We
both got the Cross the same day, but what he
did for his cross made mine look cheap in comparison.
He actually stood up on red Beach and directed his
troops to move forward and get off the beach. That
(09:28):
sergeant and I have been lifelong friends. When they brought
me off Surabachi, we passed the sergeant and he lit
a smoke and passed it to me. Lying on my
belly on the litter and said where did they get you?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Lee?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Well, Bob, if you make it home before me, tell
mom to sell the outhouse. They told Carson, I'm not lying.
Sergeant Keishan was a bravest man I ever knew. Bob Keishan.
You and the world know him as Captain Kangaroo. Oh no, no,
oh man, are you sure he looked at it?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Captain Kangaroo was in the Marine Corps.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
But he actually enlisted right before the atomic bomb was
ropp right at the end of the war. He had
just eighteen.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Yeah, and if you do math on it, just based
on his date of birth, which is easily confirmed, he
would have been eighteen, far too young to have been
a sergeant at Ewajima.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
On another note, there was this wimpy little man who
just passed away on PBS. Gentle and quiet, mister Rogers.
He's another of those you would least suspect of being
anything but what he now portrays to our youth. But
mister Rogers was a US Navy seal going around. Yeah,
really said he was combat proven in Vietnam, with over
twenty five confirmed kills to his name. He wore a
(10:40):
long sleeve sweater to cover the many tattoos on his forearms,
and by sip he was a master in small arms
and hand to hand combat, able to disarm or kill
in a heartbeat.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
You're saying that's not Drew, See Timmy, this one says
death before dishonored.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Can you say that?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
This one says kill them all and let God. However,
he did take out some jabs by dropping ping pong balls.
Maybe that's where the captain kangaroo.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
All right, so, uh there's your answers from our know
it all's on the internet. Good morning, The big show
(11:49):
is on the radio. Yeah, coming up, seal the place.
Stupid quiz you last answer? Joined the Winters this morning.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
At first, it's time for the latest episode.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
My readman, My red man drives around in a minivan.
Life has no single life or let him do what
she says. It's about time he grove We Well, there's
a screw you'll.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Find the married man.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Last time, the hijacking of our hero's flight to California
was accidentally thwarted by Drinking Buddy. Yes really now, After
an emergency landing, married Man College Buddy, Drinking Buddy and
Monica Minks the Exotic Danza, facing the media at a
hastily assembled press conference at Los Angeles International Airport.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
So I recon my.
Speaker 10 (12:47):
Superhero reflections, trying to keep me in your san of
old telhand was flat on the floor.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
I guess that's why they call me Captain Action Gap.
I can't believe you're actually letting drinking buddy take credit.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
For the rescue.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Oh, you know, he did bring down the hijacker.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Come on, he was running for cover and knocked over
the beverage car. The many bottles on the floor. What
brought down a hijacker? And what's with his stupid Captain
Action Guy thing?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Anyway, now, chum, I think under the circumstances, he's handling
himself pretty well.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
I also want to thank my super side kick for
backing me up this.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Here's Captain Action Girl TV.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
Honey.
Speaker 11 (13:25):
I'm going to give a shout out to my home girls.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Hey, Brandy Hayles, do you hate this?
Speaker 9 (13:29):
This?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
USA Amber.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Words?
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Oh, I don't want to forget the other members of
the Action Friends, Captain Murried Guy and Captain Another Guy.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
They didn't really do nothing, but it was good to
have him along anyway. Studdy chum.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Thanks Captain Action Guy. We were just honored to be
there to watch you do your things.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
O brother. Okay, folks, that's it.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
If you'll follo, I'll take you down to the Stratosphere
Club so you can have a few minutes a piece.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Of whiy'all got a barner?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, we certainly do. I like you, figure, Hey, let's
do some shooters.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I like you too, Biggure. Hello, Hi, honey, Bunny.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yeah, I was just about to call you.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Yeah, the president of the airline is just taking us
over to their private lounge for a few minutes. Was that, No,
it's not that kind of private lounge. No, Brandy and
Misty and Lexus aren't here. Monica was just saying hi
to some of her friends from work. Uh huh, Okay,
I'll call you back in a few minutes. Honey, okay bye.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
You know you guys are about to be very rich.
Excuse me, Well, the story like this, I mean, you
can write your own ticket t shirts. Action figures. The
sky's the limit. Say, uh, I'm friends with the president
of a marketing firm here in town. I can put
you in touch with them if you'd like.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Well, are you it?
Speaker 9 (14:53):
Sounds like a plan.
Speaker 10 (14:54):
Big guy, Hey, y'all, we're all gonna be action figures.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Hey, anybody he does beep jobs hallie merchandising. Looks like
our heroes are about to embark on a brand new
chapter in their careers. Tune and again next time, when
we'll hear Captain Action Guy say a nurse two more
Alabama slammers over here, and Captain Action girls.
Speaker 11 (15:18):
Say, who I'm hammered?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Okay, some things never change anyway. Don't miss on next
sphinkt tightening adventure, Same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
There's a school you'll find the married mind.
Speaker 12 (15:36):
Good barning Big Show listeners, this is the Honorable Mayor
Merwin Q fiddleswap uh missing an oh fiddle swoop. It's
a beautiful day in dismal Seepach, South Carolina, and it's
even better when we're listening to the John Boy and
Billy Big soal h, mister Nate Big Show. But that
reminds me come on down for the forty second annual
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dismal Seepach Big Style Festival.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah that that that one spelled correctly. Good morning, The
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Big Show is on a ready to go. Are doing
this morning good good roll.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Say hey the boys fat boy and Uncle Bill looking
to Paduca Kentucky.
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I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That was they got g G moving around, good housekeeping
and oh yeah, digger and goods. You're running late, catch
up with him, and I want to say, hey, the
Yancey and Danielle Yancey runs a big show. He's our
in market producer to Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yancy, good to have you in the studio this morning. Buddy, Hey,
thanks for having us. And uh a little sweet daughter, Danielle. Hey, Danielle,
speak up to the man. Can hear you? She's afraid
somebody gon here. She's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I'm watching. Don't be taking my autograph? Turnheart Junior, picture
off the wall. You like that, Junior, don't you, Sir?
What do you like about Dale Junior?
Speaker 8 (17:32):
Oh no, no, ra sir.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
All right, I take us out. Another great interview, John,
you ain't really get it out of I'm she's your daughter.
Maker talk.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
That's the man.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
I know that one.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
He's cute. Okay, good talking. I tried the intimidation thing.
It just chance kid already. Well you'll say hey to
some boys back home there, Yancy.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh yeah, Jackson and Uh oh, he's running the show
this morning, and uh boy, I hope you enjoyed getting
up early.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
I slept late this morning. Uh yeah, came on talking
to you, old man. I want to shut up. And
their stories are just as interesting.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
We didn't come here to be a.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Little stupid sweetie. I did hang on.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Stupid quiz is close some summer time hosting, so all
that coming up.
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Yeah, that'll be stupid quiz we play in minutes.
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Good morning, everybody that's Big Show is on the radio,
and it is stupid quiz time. You want to play
Dial one eight hundred Big Show, not call her nine.
We'll play next.
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Good morning, The Big Show is already. Have you seen juniors?
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Great? O?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Hey lady, Hi, honey, hey honey.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Let's say hey to our contestant Warren from Jackson, Mississippi.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Hello, Warren? Oh tried? Now hello? Can you hear me?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Now? Now? Can you hear me?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
What what'd you doing?
Speaker 10 (20:08):
War?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
I was just getting ready to go to work.
Speaker 8 (20:10):
Man.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
All right, buddy, Well, let's play a stupid quiz before
you go on in you ready, Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
ALRIGHTY got touched on phone? You touched it for the answer.
I got my bail, some got a lesson playing.
Speaker 13 (20:19):
Math class my class pillars went to the movies over
the weekend with nine bucks. The matinee was three twenty five.
He bought a popcorn for three dollars and a licorice
for eighty five cents. How much money did he have left?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Alright, well, I'll tell you.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Eventually. It's not good on the math.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
That's one.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah. Are you working on it like I am horned? Yeah,
hear me to.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Don't work like he does.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I got a dollar ninety that's right? Whoa oh yeah,
how about that subtraction? All right? One another more science science?
Speaker 11 (21:09):
Which of these c creatures is not an invertebrate?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
An invertebrate?
Speaker 11 (21:15):
Okay, A a lobster, be a seal or c a
squid seal? That's right?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yeah about ocean creatures?
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Now, what is an invertrate?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
John? That is one of that's not out vertebrate? Is
like and it has the skeleton on the outside. Yeah,
like a lobster. Yeah, I like him. Squids.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I like that Calamari where it looks like a little
baby octopus, you know the rings, you know, like that
likes a little baby octopuses moving around.
Speaker 11 (21:43):
They're better than the rings. It's better than the ring.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Hey, Warren, do you smell something, man?
Nothing would be calamari?
Speaker 11 (21:58):
Geography? Geography on what continent is the Middle East located?
Speaker 4 (22:04):
The Middle East is located on that old company, Yes, Warren,
I don't know that asia. That's right, yes, right, all right?
Ware you on the board to the one.
Speaker 11 (22:16):
US world history history? In what year did the War
of eighteen twelve begin?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Little Warren?
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Eighteen twelve? Yes?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Oh man, that's a trick question. Warren is done, come
back and tied it up for the wind. Where we're
going math?
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Math?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
All right?
Speaker 13 (22:40):
Rayford swims the eight hundred yard freestyle and it's twenty
five yard pool. How many links of the pool does
it take him to swim eight hundred yards?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Warren?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
You said twenty five yards, twenty five yard pool?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Thirty two? That's right, good man, sir. If you said ocean,
I got it.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Warble to have a twenty five yard ocean.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Hey man, We appreciate, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
All right, what we do we gonna play So I'm
gonna break youre go that classic bit in the morning
and heads.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Double line that is that harm you warn man, that's great.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio, heading
the open line time Randy Stupid. On today's Stupid Quiz,
Randy was wrong and vertebrates have no backbone. Randy said,
they have their skeletons on the outside. When was the
last time he saw a squid with an external skeleton?
Speaker 5 (23:40):
That's an exoskeleton? And he hitot knows that you get this?
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Yeah, you're right. Huh that's it?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Yeah, what that's it?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
And I always se him have some extra time here
on the Big Show, man, I request a bit of
the morning.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
That's what it's coming up next. Good morning, it's a
(24:23):
big show on the radio. Lonner, are cooking with Rayford
segments this week, if that'll be all right? All right
in our classic bit of the morning. All right, and
roll that person.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
And now it's time for Cooking with Rayford with your host,
Robert D.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Rayford.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Woman, I ain't got time to argue with you better
right now, I got to record my program, all right,
Just hold off, hey, hold is Rafers on today's show.
A special tribute to my wife. For the last six months,
you've been trying to get me to clean out the
gir She says, won't you get rid of some of
that old liquor you got stereo shout there. I have
(25:05):
to keep telling a woman that's my emergency supply. Hard
times might be coming, but in the interest of domestic tranquility,
I have agreed to divest myself of some of the
cheaper bottles of whiskey in my collection. I'm gonna take
a bunch of them, open them up, and pour them
right down to sink. Here she don't believe I'm gonna
do it. I'm gonna show bottle number one. Let's see here,
(25:28):
this is something called Old Coots. This is one of
the cheaper brands in my collection. I think this will
up a little package store down in Saluta, South Carolina.
Let's pull a cork out, all right now, we're gonna
pour the contents down the drain. Oh, except for a
one shot glass, for which I'm gonna drink as I
send it on his way.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Who that is a cheap liquor, All right now?
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Then bottle number two, let's see, this is called mister
South Boston. I got this up in Virginia somewhere. Let
me pull a cork here. Now, I will pour the
second bottle down the drain, with again exception of one shot,
which I will drink as I send it to its
fall over wager. All right, uh, Bottle number three, Crappy
(26:30):
Hill Special Reserve. I don't really remember where this one
comes from anyway. Let me pull the bottle out of
the shot and pour this one out except for one
cork full. Sorry about that, pull off my stool. Just
(26:51):
dark early this time of year. All right, now we're
on a roll. Let's keep going.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Bottle number nine. I will pull the.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Bottle out of cor and drink one sink full out
of it as i'll pour the rest of it down
the glow.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Yeah, it was fun, they don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Bottle of the number seventeen, and pull the sink out
of the next glass, and we'll pull the cork out
of the bottle, cork the sink with the glass bottle
of drink, and drink the fork. Oh yeah, all right,
let's see what we got so far. Let me hold
the house still with one hand, and I will count
(27:34):
the bottles and the corks and the glasses. See two, four, six, twelve,
it's like twenty nine. And as the house comes by again,
let me count one with.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
The fifteen.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
You.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
My wife is gonna be so proud of me. And
the amazing thing is didn't hurt a bit. I'm not
even really under the affluenza inkle hall. In fact, you know,
some people might pink, but I feel perfectly fine. In fact,
I've never felt so feelings. Oh, we got us some
mess yere. Let me take these out to the garbage cannon.
(28:19):
Uh hm, I'll clean us up tomorrow. Uh And for
you young people out there, remember, don't sink and poor
who said that? I said that. I'm the boy.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Raven this raven. Good night and keep it down, keep
a time sleep around there.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Cooking with Rayford is brought to you by a grant
from the Jack Daniels Distillery of Lynchburg, Tennessee, providing sour
mash whiskey to Raffords for over three quarters of a century.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Good in the morning to big show is already go.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
All right, let's getting over the lyne time be hard
to hanging out after work today?
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Yeah, coming here till four o'clock was after.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
But even text baby. All right, y'all, listen to this.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Nineteen eighty two Larry Walters using a seers lawnchair hoistened
by forty two helium field weather balloons, became the world's
first lawnchair pilot after taking off from the backyard of
his girlfriend's house in San Pedro, California.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Oh wait, here's where it gets weird.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
He took with him many supplies, including a BB gun
to shoot out the balloons when he was ready to.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Descend, play him.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Let's go was to sail across the desert and hopefully
make it to the Rocky Mountains in a few days.
Things didn't quite work out for Larry. After his crew
purposely cut the first teather, the second one also snapped,
which shot Larry into the sky at well over one
thousand feet per minute, so he then climbed to over
(30:21):
sixteen thousand feet, passing TWA pilot first spotted Larry and
radio the tower that he was passing a guy in
a lawn chair at sixteen thousand.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Feet pilot the co pilot oo.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
The pilot had to say, if you'll look out the
left side of the airplane right now, you see a
guy in a lawn.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Hey, that's odd.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Well.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Larry started shooting out a few balloons to start his descent,
but accidentally drop his gun. He eventually landed in the
Long Beach neighborhood. Although he was entangled in some power lines,
he was uninjured. In the years that followed, he broke
up with his girlfriend of fifteen years, abandoned his speaking career,
which had never really panned out, and worked only as
sporadically as a security guard. And then Larry hiked to
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one of his favorite spots in Los Angeles in nineteen
ninety three and shot himself through the heart. Oh man,
there was a sad end for the man who had
made one of the most celebrated flights since Lindbergh. Man
now say, if he had got a good agent, he should.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Have been able to That was his problem.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Actually he ended up with too many agents and none
of their hair brained schemes worked out.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Man about that, all right? So we have some tape
of Larry talking to his girlfriend. I guess one of
the who was serving us, one of his crew member.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
Here's a guy who's very calm about the fact that
he's in the lawn chair at this great altitude, but
his girlfriend not taking it.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Well, no, she's losing it.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Do you read anyone.
Speaker 12 (31:43):
Wrong? Read me over.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Evidently I lost my glasses.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Come back, coming down. I've got my other glasses.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
I can see perfectly.
Speaker 12 (31:57):
Don't worry.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Everything a okay, not to fight all the proper authorities,
et cetera. You copy over my copy?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Are you selling you?
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Up there we can hear.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Are you okay?
Speaker 9 (32:10):
I'm okay.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
I'm going through a sand fog.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Lay over, okay, then we can see you. Yeah, okay, okay,
I mean I'm I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
I'm rising know you any negotia you do not want
to go the gosh, so you don't have to come
down to.
Speaker 12 (32:28):
Listen to me.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I'm coming over the fog over you want.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
To any negotia, You're gonna go even Land, I'll land.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Don't worry you Land.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Let it go in until we can come to you.
Speaker 7 (32:40):
I'm okay, Rick Fire.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Oh, so he wanted to go to the Rocky Mountains
apparently because his girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Wasn't there be my guess.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
The website you can go to to hear the entire
transcript and also read more about Larry Ballard is Mark
Berry dot com. That's m A r K B A
r r y dot com and then now Mark has
done a lot research talk to family members. The girlfriend
included Postomius posthumously.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Yeah, so that's where they make jokes about you after
you die.
Speaker 10 (33:08):
Are you all right?
Speaker 8 (33:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (33:11):
I can still hear you, so I know all right.
I dropped the gun. I had to shitty up the
street in hell Helium.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
I'm coming down. I'll come down. Come all in bith
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