December 31, 2024 • 33 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll do some early morning reminiscing about our childhood days.. - John Boy puts together a list of what will be his last words.. - Ike Turner addresses listeners letter complaining about a coworker who uses too much cologne.. - We’ll give the Name That Trumpet TV Theme Song Contest one more round.. - We found a lost copy of an in studio performance of Robert Earl Keen’s “I’m the Man” song.. - and Lipless sneaks in at the end…
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Good Monday morning. Everybody at the Big Show is on your.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Radio nine times twelve.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Seven to nine.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, my boy, yeah it was I close, all right,
nine times tans ninety.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But you don't go from ninety to eleven day eleven
D actually comes first. I'm I'm sorry, I'm I'm concentrating
on the on music, on music here. I got got
three songs, come up with play my trumpet here in
just a few minutes. Let's sayilar respect, I've played three
TV theme songs.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You name them, you win. That's when we're gonna do that.
I hope we play this game forever.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Me too.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Who's happy other than us? That's two of us. All right,
we're gonna make somebody happy. So somebody's gonna get them.
Somebody's gonna win.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
A minute from right now, Good Monday morning. Every body
of the Big shows on the radio is going down
to that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
We've been back on.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Time here this morning here, odd all right, I got
three songs. I'm gonna play three TV theme songs. All
you gotta do is name them now? Is there any
coming thread running through these songs? These are no These
are just sitcoms. Okay, these are just sitcoms. No coming
thread that I can see.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
In that case, maybe sitcoms would be the common here. Sitcoms. Yeah,
that's right. Flavoring nine.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
All right, you ready, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That wasn't bad.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
That was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That fell All three of them felt good to me.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Well you all think, and the best thing is watching
your face that you get this real pleased look on
your face.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I think it goes well.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Well, first it's that was I finished with that one,
And then it's yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I bet we have a winner right off the bat
on these three boards. That's when I bet doubled nothing,
Ranny and yet yen, Yeah, I lost.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So much money on that hot dog thing.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, He's like, let's do it, y'all, one eight hundred
big show your toe free line across America. We'll start
our color nine. We'll go to we get a winner,
and we play next. You want it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's a big showing already go he read it, alright,
read that.
Speaker 9 (03:21):
Okay, alright, let's go the fall.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
We got Chuck out of Tampa, Florida. First, Good morning, Chuck.
How's a boy? I'm doing good?
Speaker 10 (03:50):
Any better?
Speaker 11 (03:52):
Up?
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Boys?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That on your hands? Keith waving everybody well Chuck, you
got him. You need to hear him.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Again, buddy, I think iran and then having to hear
him again.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You ready, are you sure? Okay?
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Brady bunch, Brady bunch, Bam, get.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Smart, get smart, bam. And well you didn't need to
hear you.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Had him all man.
Speaker 12 (04:17):
Yeah, is this cousin Chuck from up around.
Speaker 13 (04:27):
Graham's billion everybody owes me actor right.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That's right you. I didn't have to hear him again.
And Randy said that has made money first time, first
one through. Thank you Chuck. It made me look good
this morning, Bud, no problem.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, alright, Chuck, congratulations, buddy. Hang on, Jack can get
your information and we'll get this prize backs down the
beautiful Tampa, Florida for you.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
All right, all right, Joe, appreciate you, buddy. Listen to
the Big Show. All right, Good morning, y'all. Big Show
is on your radio.
Speaker 14 (04:56):
Hello you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumpy, the John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Ooh whah ouh wah oh wah. See what I mean
(05:58):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It's a big show on the radio to Jourlier and
Babe pass Away on December sixth, nineteen eighty nine, and
in honor.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Of that, tonight on the Movie of the Week, Just
another day in small town America.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Oh, Bee, I've got fresh cherry pie. I left it
to cool on the window ledge.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Then it happened.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
It's gone.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Something snapped in the old girl's brain.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
What kind of scum would do this?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
No, she's killer be?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Why there a why gomer Is have.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
A cherry stein on your coveralls?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Just a little transmation fluid.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
She's a cold blooded killer, insensible shoes. She's killer be Now, Floyd.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I've got to ask you one question. Did you cut
my pie to six pieces or only five? High? Miss
b Be?
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Matter that, I'll halt it even matter beneath the hair.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Now, ain't babe?
Speaker 15 (07:10):
We got the lights around it, that's right, and I
got my color too. Are you coming in with your
head and you're not? He arrived?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Beware the killer be?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
He just who may bury you?
Speaker 16 (07:26):
Don't?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Miss killer be?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Right after Charles Manson in charge tonight on the Movie
of the Week, Miss the Killer Bye, ye oh, I
get it?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Good morning, a big show is on the radio, met
a corner away for the hours, and here it is my.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Love song to my childhood buddy. I don't say it
like that, A long distance dedication.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
And when I go astray, he's with me all the way.
It's Mario. He's misunderstood.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
He's in the way.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
He's Mario.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
But Mario don't feel good. Myrio feel.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
And when he drives, he swerves, he gets on on
my nerves. It's Marios.
Speaker 17 (09:16):
He's misunderstood. It's every day with Mario. Mario doty.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
Myrio, don't feel whoa Mario?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Oh Mario? Only Mariel hoes the let's to the gymsyr
(10:11):
only all of my stuff.
Speaker 16 (10:22):
I tell you.
Speaker 13 (10:23):
Everybody's complaining, going on to worry about things, trying out loud.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
It's jobs out there.
Speaker 18 (10:29):
There's a little bit more difficulty what you got to do.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Please, please time down, be a president of your job.
Speaker 18 (10:37):
Don't complain all the time, don't argue, don't don't just
go on and bothered. Please trying out loud, my real don't.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
He ain't no klonel corb. This is his only job, Mayor,
he's mister mister. Every day with Mario.
Speaker 10 (11:23):
But Mario, don't feel myril don't feel.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Whoa Mario?
Speaker 10 (11:49):
Oh Mario?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
All me?
Speaker 10 (11:54):
Mario does my sl.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Me?
Speaker 18 (12:14):
Please yeah me be.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Special love song for me to my Rio. Give you
one more time?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, B B B.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio and more big
show right around the corner.
Speaker 19 (12:32):
This is buzz nut laid with a bulletin Big Show
Knows reporter live on the scene of a major disaster.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I've never seen such carnage.
Speaker 19 (12:39):
And may I remind you that I was at the
Great Dinner Pass Barbecue eating the buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
This is much, much worse.
Speaker 19 (12:47):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions, the tartered caucasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Now, can I, in my expense receipts good morning to
(13:34):
big shows on your radio?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
How about our boy me s Texas Robert Earl Keane
with a little John Bow and Billy Shall.
Speaker 20 (13:42):
Next time you think about leaving me, Darling, better think about.
Speaker 21 (13:46):
It twice, because I'm the fast and this air relationship
and I give on the good advice.
Speaker 22 (13:58):
No one's ever quit me, honey, though they've sometimes been retired.
Speaker 20 (14:06):
So next time you think about hacking up that little
suitcase you got, you can't quit.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
You're you're here in the highway, goes I'm.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
The man around here.
Speaker 23 (14:24):
Yeah, I'll try and make this clear. Oh yeah, I'll
speak real slow. See can understand. I wear the pants,
you wear the dresses. I make the mess you clean
the messages because I'm.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Around here. That's right.
Speaker 20 (14:52):
You know, this song goes over real well at the
BFW there in Mandara, Texas. Like I said before, oh
don And that's you know, I'm the man around here,
and that means that I'm just purveying some my cheesymolde
discourse on the interaction between two human beings and their
relentless pursuit.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Of a common goal my happiness.
Speaker 22 (15:14):
But you know, darling us, we're plumbing through the channels
the other day and I picked up this program on PBS.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
It was that Bill Morier Speller, and he.
Speaker 22 (15:23):
Was talking about he had a couple of pals on
there and they're having a little confab and they were
talking about half. I hate to tell you this because
I know you're gonna break down, start crying. But they
were talking about how feminism was dead.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Oh that's feminism. Well, I'm sorry, I don't start grining.
They said. What has replaced it now is the men's movement.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
That's right, the men's movement.
Speaker 22 (15:49):
That means I can get together my buddies John Boy
and Billy, and we can get out in the truck
and go way out into the country, and let's get
on a gravel road and come to the end of
that gravel road and get out of the truck. And
then we then we walk out into a pasture and
we find a little force in the middle of that passion.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
And we pick up some logs along the way, and
we're walking through.
Speaker 22 (16:09):
That forest and we find a little clearing in that force,
and we take those logs that we picked up and
we pile them.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
In a great big pile, a real big old pile.
Speaker 22 (16:17):
And then we take that gasoline kid that we've been
carrying along with us, and we pour gasoline all.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Over them, and then we strike a match suit and set.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Them on fire.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
That's right, that's the man's movement. And then we then we.
Speaker 22 (16:30):
Strip off fuck naked and we hold hands and we
dance around that fire, and we yell.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
And scream and shoot off guns and tell thirty.
Speaker 22 (16:39):
Jokes and do all that neat stuff that we didn't
get to do in the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Wow.
Speaker 22 (16:49):
As soon as I take out the trash, I'm one
was singing another course of this here song.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I'm the man around here. That's right.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Offs, right time.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
Make this clean.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
If you haven't noticed by now, I do the talking,
you do the listening.
Speaker 21 (17:21):
I'm making testosterone and you make estrogenity because I'm from
behind around here the big ball House.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Good Monday morning, everybody, got a big show on the radio,
about fifteen nine to the hour, and git a stupid quiz.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Time I will play, calling him a nine.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
We'll go on fourth, fifth, sixth grade level educational material somewhere,
got her van Halen librarian glasses on and so perfect.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Got her hair all put up on top of her head.
What teacher's gonna look like this year? All right, perfect,
get some some in here.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
We'll take caller nine at one eight hundred, Big show,
the prize package up for grabs. Stupid quiz played next,
(18:31):
Good morning, A big show is all already go. Come on,
have you seen junior is great, all righter?
Speaker 6 (18:46):
Are you honey? Okay, honey, I like you.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I like the little glasses.
Speaker 24 (18:53):
Thanks, I hate them. Therefore, I am having surgery.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
On your glasses.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
No, my eyes, you go, you're glass that laser thing done,
have laser eyes shream? All right, how about that.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Money with laser eyes. Knock the prescription lasers out there
for glassing. Well, we got David out of Clinton, South
Carolina on the line. Hello, David, Hey, June boy, good
morning morning. Tell you sir, you're all right today.
Speaker 16 (19:23):
I'm doing fine.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Alright, David, you gotta touch some phone in their partner. Yeah,
I got one touching number for me. I'm guessing will
probably be the number three, right, alright, then sign sign.
Speaker 15 (19:39):
So you have a full bladder?
Speaker 24 (19:41):
Hunh Is it about the same size as a baseball?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Okay, baseball?
Speaker 24 (19:48):
Be a softball or see a cantalop.
Speaker 21 (19:55):
I'm gonna go with a candle loop.
Speaker 24 (20:00):
That would be a really really full bladder baseball softball.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I'm gonna go with softball, that's right. Yeah that sounded
roight watermelon. Sure that's not your prostate, David. I'm a
boe to nothing.
Speaker 13 (20:22):
Okay, all right, my.
Speaker 24 (20:27):
Ray forgot one free book when he bought four at
five dollars each on the average, how much did he
pay per book?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So you got one free one when he bought four four?
Speaker 24 (20:44):
Yes, yeah, wow, David, David, I.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Just pictured fishes. It's two to nothing. Well, I had
a skunkle stupid. It was a long time.
Speaker 24 (21:02):
England English English is eelid spelled as two words, be
as one word or c as a hyphenated word.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Picturing uh.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Pic picture the head of a fish.
Speaker 24 (21:21):
David, David, might as well give it a try and
go with one word.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
That's right, correct, alright, David, you're on the board to
the one.
Speaker 24 (21:30):
All right, one word geography geography. The Bahamas are islands
off the coast of what US states.
Speaker 16 (21:46):
I got this, that's right, yes, right, take some of
the less off my win, big David.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
He was asleep this morning.
Speaker 16 (22:03):
You're just too good, Fama, John boy, too good.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
That's what I did, by Dave. Well good try when
that I lives.
Speaker 21 (22:10):
He being on first time call.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
He's waiting, you know how ya? All right, David, Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 21 (22:18):
Bud, Bye bye, y'all, have.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
We had Ray Stevens on last week, and I proclaimed
it Raised Stephens Week. We're gonna play some of Raised tunes,
all right, right, then bring back some memories.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
We're gonna do that first, that Shriner's convention thing. Oh yeah, right,
don't you like that?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Good?
Speaker 15 (22:40):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Ray Stevens coming up next.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Hey y'all, good morning. A big show is on the radio.
(23:08):
Ray Stevens week all week long. After we had the
man in the studio last week, our father figured that's
right influence on us.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Let's listen to a Shriners convention.
Speaker 25 (23:24):
And the coming down main street, drums and fleeting and
sirens are weakland what a rule? Fans are appling, and
flags are a weaving, and the fanguards.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
A motorcycle court.
Speaker 25 (23:34):
Clowns are accounting through the crowd and pitching and the
fruity groom there's a smile.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
It's a glorious myths.
Speaker 15 (23:41):
Everybody where's a fizz.
Speaker 11 (23:42):
The forage pitches out for my It's a typical American phenomenon.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We're all the members have a final time. It's the party.
Speaker 10 (23:50):
Is there?
Speaker 25 (23:51):
Annual Convention of the Grand Mistic Royal levendorbles.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Off the yardy by the temple at the shine.
Speaker 15 (24:05):
My writer give me really free to what he want.
Speaker 13 (24:08):
Plead Hello, noble lumpkin, This here is a lustrous potent page.
I said, it's the lustrous potent page, the lustrous coin
that blame it.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
This here's buff coy. Why ain't you to parade?
Speaker 14 (24:26):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
What?
Speaker 15 (24:28):
How did you get that big harley of bir in
your room? I can't hear you, Coy with riving it up, boy,
hurd it off. I just want you to know one thing.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
You have embarrassed us.
Speaker 15 (24:41):
Off the whole hey Hira delegation. Now I'll see you.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I got banking son.
Speaker 25 (24:46):
And you be there, Coy, you hear me, black tie,
seven o'clock, be there, Coin and coin, don't answer the phone.
Speaker 15 (24:53):
Nothing nothing.
Speaker 25 (25:00):
It was all arranged by the ladies Auxilary in the
downtown convention hall.
Speaker 15 (25:05):
Cool roast, peace, string beans, mashed potatoes, and.
Speaker 26 (25:07):
Nine bricks beaches in office, and all the people's look
fine with the bulk and dips wine at Santamum's own
each side, and the hey Hire leaders in the rented
tuck seats made the local heart swell with price.
Speaker 11 (25:20):
It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have
a final old time. It's the party Third Annual Convention
of the Grand mistis way along on the ogles Oft
Cony Baba Temple of the Shrine.
Speaker 15 (25:39):
The Moti Writers Free twenty one, Please thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Hello, COI, what are you doing?
Speaker 24 (25:48):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Who is there?
Speaker 15 (25:50):
It says Buffo. Why wasn't you at the banquet? What
do you mean all you had to wear was a
high warrior flowery shirt.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Well you may think you're fooling.
Speaker 15 (26:01):
Some people, but I know what's going on.
Speaker 13 (26:03):
Everybody's seen a little redhead that's riding everybody.
Speaker 15 (26:08):
Why she come running through the dinner right in the
middle of the pine.
Speaker 13 (26:11):
Appleserbert didn't have nothing on but your fedes Coy, Coy,
you the only ones got affairs with the propeller on top. Yeah,
yeah yeah, And she's yelling out the secret code do Coy.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
You're gonna have to change it now, that flamed Coy.
We're gonna have to have a spatial meeting.
Speaker 25 (26:30):
We get back to hay Hire up about your conduct
at this here conveytion.
Speaker 15 (26:35):
Embarrassing. Now, Coy, you be at the secret conclave tonight.
You hear me and keep it a secret, Cooper.
Speaker 25 (26:49):
It was a secret meeting in the dead of the
night with mysterious sanctimony in accordance with prescribed which was
the time honored severimonnings of great concern. We're weighing with
dedicated cautions lack whether or not to raise it, stood
or draw or spit in the old shine.
Speaker 11 (27:09):
It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have
a fine old time, this farty through and you will
convince you what the grand mystic royal lost, all the
nobles of y'all in.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Bove a tumble of the sign.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
The motel.
Speaker 15 (27:31):
I'm writer Broot three twenty. How'd you hold.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Hello? Come?
Speaker 15 (27:39):
Where have you been?
Speaker 6 (27:43):
You wasn't at the meeting?
Speaker 25 (27:44):
Well, I found out that at three o'clock this morning
he was out there, and you brooded the loons and
the motail swimming hood, a bunch of them waitresses from
the cocktail, like I just hope Charlene gonna find out
about this calling?
Speaker 15 (27:58):
What well, how'd you get that big motorcycle up there
on the high dive? Call now coin that Bernidaday, no
way that we're supposed to be pillars of the community.
We get back, hey, high room, you can just turn
in your ring and your tie tack, cause call it
you are out of the shrine. You're gonna be black
(28:20):
ball calling. That's right.
Speaker 25 (28:23):
You may have to pack your bags and lead tape.
What do you mean you might join a hail an card?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Don't rang up on for you don't don't you can't
get motor second?
Speaker 15 (28:36):
Who's ain't giving an in the background toy?
Speaker 10 (28:38):
Hello?
Speaker 18 (28:39):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I played that?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Whis cut off?
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (28:42):
Qreat what you want?
Speaker 6 (28:44):
High? Don't you last?
Speaker 9 (28:48):
Take?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Good boy? This is a big showing the radio right
around the top of the hour.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah, this morning Monday. Hope you having a good day here.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
And let me share this uh with y'all. Guys here,
have you seen this?
Speaker 13 (29:19):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
A big chunk of ice that fell through a car
dealership in Charles, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
They still don't know what it is. I mean, I
really I thought that was a chunk of ice.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
You think they would know what it is by now
because it would have melted.
Speaker 10 (29:33):
Do what I'd do?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Taste it?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
You know they were they were saving chunks, but you know,
I mean donning stuff like that fall out an airplane?
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Yeah, bath occasionally yeah, well now you tell it was
in Joe dirt.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I done finished half of it. Now you're telling me this.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
But uh, they're they're talking about I wonder if it's
a commet. Uh, this is mister pennacid comments are made
of ice, but the ice is generally dirty with bits
of debris a big comment, even if it was burning
up in the atmosphere, might contain a piece dirty ice
that might make it through. But she said you could
see a comet coming for several days a Federal Aviation
Administration and a report of aircraft in the area at
(30:08):
the time doesn't mean an aircraft is out of the question, said,
a plane as far as six miles away could be
the culprit. The ice would fall in an arc, not
straight down. They said it was too warm in South
Carolina Winday morning to have icing on a local aircraft.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
So you know, it don't taste like a comet. Comets
taste kindly like a cross between pork rhymes and corn.
This has a more pea con aftertas.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I still don't know.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
I can't get the blue off my lips though, And
that's a that's only downside, So.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
It's like a blue stuckies nut log.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, emphasis on the log and the nut part. Yeah yeah,
And it stuck you right in the middle of the living.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
You guys think you could could market comet because we
can make a deal off this thing.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Well, hey, this week I think on you'all been asking
for Lipless. Lipless will make the scene. He's been putting
together a posse.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
To bring in here with him.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
He things we don't laugh at his jokes enough, So
that's gonna happen this Wednesday night, Oh dear, Which brings
us to this movie that you've got to see.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
It is that on DVD now.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Revco Embassy Pictures presents the year's most unusual romantic comedy.
Lucille de Pesto and Lipless star in the story of
a long distance love affair that can't quite seem to
get off the ground. Lipless in Seattle.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Ah, hey, oh, I'm sorry?
Speaker 10 (31:33):
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Oh what?
Speaker 18 (31:36):
I oh?
Speaker 6 (31:37):
You alright?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
You you what I owe you?
Speaker 5 (31:42):
It'll be an affair to remember if they can ever
get together in the first place.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Hey, I have no idea what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Ahead high out?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
What Oh holy honey, how you like what? You'll go
hugging her?
Speaker 8 (32:11):
Are you.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Waiting?
Speaker 19 (32:14):
What?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Where away?
Speaker 6 (32:16):
You? Hey? Are?
Speaker 10 (32:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You hey?
Speaker 5 (32:22):
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We love you.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
We man it
Good Monday morning. Everybody at the Big Show is on your.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Radio nine times twelve.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Seven to nine.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, my boy, yeah it was I close, all right,
nine times tans ninety.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But you don't go from ninety to eleven day eleven
D actually comes first. I'm I'm sorry, I'm I'm concentrating
on the on music, on music here. I got got
three songs, come up with play my trumpet here in
just a few minutes. Let's sayilar respect, I've played three
TV theme songs.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You name them, you win. That's when we're gonna do that.
I hope we play this game forever.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Me too.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Who's happy other than us? That's two of us. All right,
we're gonna make somebody happy. So somebody's gonna get them.
Somebody's gonna win.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
A minute from right now, Good Monday morning. Every body
of the Big shows on the radio is going down
to that.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
We've been back on.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Time here this morning here, odd all right, I got
three songs. I'm gonna play three TV theme songs. All
you gotta do is name them now? Is there any
coming thread running through these songs? These are no These
are just sitcoms. Okay, these are just sitcoms. No coming
thread that I can see.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
In that case, maybe sitcoms would be the common here. Sitcoms. Yeah,
that's right. Flavoring nine.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
All right, you ready, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That wasn't bad.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
That was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That fell All three of them felt good to me.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Well you all think, and the best thing is watching
your face that you get this real pleased look on
your face.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I think it goes well.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Well, first it's that was I finished with that one,
And then it's yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I bet we have a winner right off the bat
on these three boards. That's when I bet doubled nothing,
Ranny and yet yen, Yeah, I lost.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So much money on that hot dog thing.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, He's like, let's do it, y'all, one eight hundred
big show your toe free line across America. We'll start
our color nine. We'll go to we get a winner,
and we play next. You want it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's a big showing already go he read it, alright,
read that.
Speaker 9 (03:21):
Okay, alright, let's go the fall.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
We got Chuck out of Tampa, Florida. First, Good morning, Chuck.
How's a boy? I'm doing good?
Speaker 10 (03:50):
Any better?
Speaker 11 (03:52):
Up?
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Boys?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That on your hands? Keith waving everybody well Chuck, you
got him. You need to hear him.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Again, buddy, I think iran and then having to hear
him again.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You ready, are you sure? Okay?
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Brady bunch, Brady bunch, Bam, get.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Smart, get smart, bam. And well you didn't need to
hear you.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Had him all man.
Speaker 12 (04:17):
Yeah, is this cousin Chuck from up around.
Speaker 13 (04:27):
Graham's billion everybody owes me actor right.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That's right you. I didn't have to hear him again.
And Randy said that has made money first time, first
one through. Thank you Chuck. It made me look good
this morning, Bud, no problem.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, alright, Chuck, congratulations, buddy. Hang on, Jack can get
your information and we'll get this prize backs down the
beautiful Tampa, Florida for you.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
All right, all right, Joe, appreciate you, buddy. Listen to
the Big Show. All right, Good morning, y'all. Big Show
is on your radio.
Speaker 14 (04:56):
Hello you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumpy, the John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Ooh whah ouh wah oh wah. See what I mean
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Good morning.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It's a big show on the radio to Jourlier and
Babe pass Away on December sixth, nineteen eighty nine, and
in honor.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Of that, tonight on the Movie of the Week, Just
another day in small town America.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Oh, Bee, I've got fresh cherry pie. I left it
to cool on the window ledge.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Then it happened.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
It's gone.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Something snapped in the old girl's brain.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
What kind of scum would do this?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
No, she's killer be?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Why there a why gomer Is have.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
A cherry stein on your coveralls?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Just a little transmation fluid.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
She's a cold blooded killer, insensible shoes. She's killer be Now, Floyd.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I've got to ask you one question. Did you cut
my pie to six pieces or only five? High? Miss
b Be?
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Matter that, I'll halt it even matter beneath the hair.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Now, ain't babe?
Speaker 15 (07:10):
We got the lights around it, that's right, and I
got my color too. Are you coming in with your
head and you're not? He arrived?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Beware the killer be?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
He just who may bury you?
Speaker 16 (07:26):
Don't?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Miss killer be?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Right after Charles Manson in charge tonight on the Movie
of the Week, Miss the Killer Bye, ye oh, I
get it?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Good morning, a big show is on the radio, met
a corner away for the hours, and here it is my.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Love song to my childhood buddy. I don't say it
like that, A long distance dedication.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
And when I go astray, he's with me all the way.
It's Mario. He's misunderstood.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
He's in the way.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
He's Mario.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
But Mario don't feel good. Myrio feel.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
And when he drives, he swerves, he gets on on
my nerves. It's Marios.
Speaker 17 (09:16):
He's misunderstood. It's every day with Mario. Mario doty.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
Myrio, don't feel whoa Mario?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Oh Mario? Only Mariel hoes the let's to the gymsyr
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only all of my stuff.
Speaker 16 (10:22):
I tell you.
Speaker 13 (10:23):
Everybody's complaining, going on to worry about things, trying out loud.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
It's jobs out there.
Speaker 18 (10:29):
There's a little bit more difficulty what you got to do.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Please, please time down, be a president of your job.
Speaker 18 (10:37):
Don't complain all the time, don't argue, don't don't just
go on and bothered. Please trying out loud, my real don't.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
He ain't no klonel corb. This is his only job, Mayor,
he's mister mister. Every day with Mario.
Speaker 10 (11:23):
But Mario, don't feel myril don't feel.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Whoa Mario?
Speaker 10 (11:49):
Oh Mario?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
All me?
Speaker 10 (11:54):
Mario does my sl.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Me?
Speaker 18 (12:14):
Please yeah me be.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Special love song for me to my Rio. Give you
one more time?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, B B B.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio and more big
show right around the corner.
Speaker 19 (12:32):
This is buzz nut laid with a bulletin Big Show
Knows reporter live on the scene of a major disaster.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I've never seen such carnage.
Speaker 19 (12:39):
And may I remind you that I was at the
Great Dinner Pass Barbecue eating the buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
This is much, much worse.
Speaker 19 (12:47):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions, the tartered caucasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Now, can I, in my expense receipts good morning to
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big shows on your radio?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
How about our boy me s Texas Robert Earl Keane
with a little John Bow and Billy Shall.
Speaker 20 (13:42):
Next time you think about leaving me, Darling, better think about.
Speaker 21 (13:46):
It twice, because I'm the fast and this air relationship
and I give on the good advice.
Speaker 22 (13:58):
No one's ever quit me, honey, though they've sometimes been retired.
Speaker 20 (14:06):
So next time you think about hacking up that little
suitcase you got, you can't quit.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
You're you're here in the highway, goes I'm.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
The man around here.
Speaker 23 (14:24):
Yeah, I'll try and make this clear. Oh yeah, I'll
speak real slow. See can understand. I wear the pants,
you wear the dresses. I make the mess you clean
the messages because I'm.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Around here. That's right.
Speaker 20 (14:52):
You know, this song goes over real well at the
BFW there in Mandara, Texas. Like I said before, oh
don And that's you know, I'm the man around here,
and that means that I'm just purveying some my cheesymolde
discourse on the interaction between two human beings and their
relentless pursuit.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Of a common goal my happiness.
Speaker 22 (15:14):
But you know, darling us, we're plumbing through the channels
the other day and I picked up this program on PBS.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
It was that Bill Morier Speller, and he.
Speaker 22 (15:23):
Was talking about he had a couple of pals on
there and they're having a little confab and they were
talking about half. I hate to tell you this because
I know you're gonna break down, start crying. But they
were talking about how feminism was dead.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Oh that's feminism. Well, I'm sorry, I don't start grining.
They said. What has replaced it now is the men's movement.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
That's right, the men's movement.
Speaker 22 (15:49):
That means I can get together my buddies John Boy
and Billy, and we can get out in the truck
and go way out into the country, and let's get
on a gravel road and come to the end of
that gravel road and get out of the truck. And
then we then we walk out into a pasture and
we find a little force in the middle of that passion.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
And we pick up some logs along the way, and
we're walking through.
Speaker 22 (16:09):
That forest and we find a little clearing in that force,
and we take those logs that we picked up and
we pile them.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
In a great big pile, a real big old pile.
Speaker 22 (16:17):
And then we take that gasoline kid that we've been
carrying along with us, and we pour gasoline all.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Over them, and then we strike a match suit and set.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Them on fire.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
That's right, that's the man's movement. And then we then we.
Speaker 22 (16:30):
Strip off fuck naked and we hold hands and we
dance around that fire, and we yell.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
And scream and shoot off guns and tell thirty.
Speaker 22 (16:39):
Jokes and do all that neat stuff that we didn't
get to do in the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Wow.
Speaker 22 (16:49):
As soon as I take out the trash, I'm one
was singing another course of this here song.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I'm the man around here. That's right.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Offs, right time.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
Make this clean.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
If you haven't noticed by now, I do the talking,
you do the listening.
Speaker 21 (17:21):
I'm making testosterone and you make estrogenity because I'm from
behind around here the big ball House.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Good Monday morning, everybody, got a big show on the radio,
about fifteen nine to the hour, and git a stupid quiz.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Time I will play, calling him a nine.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
We'll go on fourth, fifth, sixth grade level educational material somewhere,
got her van Halen librarian glasses on and so perfect.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Got her hair all put up on top of her head.
What teacher's gonna look like this year? All right, perfect,
get some some in here.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
We'll take caller nine at one eight hundred, Big show,
the prize package up for grabs. Stupid quiz played next,
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Good morning, A big show is all already go. Come on,
have you seen junior is great, all righter?
Speaker 6 (18:46):
Are you honey? Okay, honey, I like you.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I like the little glasses.
Speaker 24 (18:53):
Thanks, I hate them. Therefore, I am having surgery.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
On your glasses.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
No, my eyes, you go, you're glass that laser thing done,
have laser eyes shream? All right, how about that.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Money with laser eyes. Knock the prescription lasers out there
for glassing. Well, we got David out of Clinton, South
Carolina on the line. Hello, David, Hey, June boy, good
morning morning. Tell you sir, you're all right today.
Speaker 16 (19:23):
I'm doing fine.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Alright, David, you gotta touch some phone in their partner. Yeah,
I got one touching number for me. I'm guessing will
probably be the number three, right, alright, then sign sign.
Speaker 15 (19:39):
So you have a full bladder?
Speaker 24 (19:41):
Hunh Is it about the same size as a baseball?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Okay, baseball?
Speaker 24 (19:48):
Be a softball or see a cantalop.
Speaker 21 (19:55):
I'm gonna go with a candle loop.
Speaker 24 (20:00):
That would be a really really full bladder baseball softball.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I'm gonna go with softball, that's right. Yeah that sounded
roight watermelon. Sure that's not your prostate, David. I'm a
boe to nothing.
Speaker 13 (20:22):
Okay, all right, my.
Speaker 24 (20:27):
Ray forgot one free book when he bought four at
five dollars each on the average, how much did he
pay per book?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
So you got one free one when he bought four four?
Speaker 24 (20:44):
Yes, yeah, wow, David, David, I.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Just pictured fishes. It's two to nothing. Well, I had
a skunkle stupid. It was a long time.
Speaker 24 (21:02):
England English English is eelid spelled as two words, be
as one word or c as a hyphenated word.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Picturing uh.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Pic picture the head of a fish.
Speaker 24 (21:21):
David, David, might as well give it a try and
go with one word.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
That's right, correct, alright, David, you're on the board to
the one.
Speaker 24 (21:30):
All right, one word geography geography. The Bahamas are islands
off the coast of what US states.
Speaker 16 (21:46):
I got this, that's right, yes, right, take some of
the less off my win, big David.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
He was asleep this morning.
Speaker 16 (22:03):
You're just too good, Fama, John boy, too good.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
That's what I did, by Dave. Well good try when
that I lives.
Speaker 21 (22:10):
He being on first time call.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
He's waiting, you know how ya? All right, David, Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 21 (22:18):
Bud, Bye bye, y'all, have.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
We had Ray Stevens on last week, and I proclaimed
it Raised Stephens Week. We're gonna play some of Raised tunes,
all right, right, then bring back some memories.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
We're gonna do that first, that Shriner's convention thing. Oh yeah, right,
don't you like that?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Good?
Speaker 15 (22:40):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Ray Stevens coming up next.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Hey y'all, good morning. A big show is on the radio.
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Ray Stevens week all week long. After we had the
man in the studio last week, our father figured that's
right influence on us.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Let's listen to a Shriners convention.
Speaker 25 (23:24):
And the coming down main street, drums and fleeting and
sirens are weakland what a rule? Fans are appling, and
flags are a weaving, and the fanguards.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
A motorcycle court.
Speaker 25 (23:34):
Clowns are accounting through the crowd and pitching and the
fruity groom there's a smile.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
It's a glorious myths.
Speaker 15 (23:41):
Everybody where's a fizz.
Speaker 11 (23:42):
The forage pitches out for my It's a typical American phenomenon.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We're all the members have a final time. It's the party.
Speaker 10 (23:50):
Is there?
Speaker 25 (23:51):
Annual Convention of the Grand Mistic Royal levendorbles.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Off the yardy by the temple at the shine.
Speaker 15 (24:05):
My writer give me really free to what he want.
Speaker 13 (24:08):
Plead Hello, noble lumpkin, This here is a lustrous potent page.
I said, it's the lustrous potent page, the lustrous coin
that blame it.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
This here's buff coy. Why ain't you to parade?
Speaker 14 (24:26):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
What?
Speaker 15 (24:28):
How did you get that big harley of bir in
your room? I can't hear you, Coy with riving it up, boy,
hurd it off. I just want you to know one thing.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
You have embarrassed us.
Speaker 15 (24:41):
Off the whole hey Hira delegation. Now I'll see you.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I got banking son.
Speaker 25 (24:46):
And you be there, Coy, you hear me, black tie,
seven o'clock, be there, Coin and coin, don't answer the phone.
Speaker 15 (24:53):
Nothing nothing.
Speaker 25 (25:00):
It was all arranged by the ladies Auxilary in the
downtown convention hall.
Speaker 15 (25:05):
Cool roast, peace, string beans, mashed potatoes, and.
Speaker 26 (25:07):
Nine bricks beaches in office, and all the people's look
fine with the bulk and dips wine at Santamum's own
each side, and the hey Hire leaders in the rented
tuck seats made the local heart swell with price.
Speaker 11 (25:20):
It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have
a final old time. It's the party Third Annual Convention
of the Grand mistis way along on the ogles Oft
Cony Baba Temple of the Shrine.
Speaker 15 (25:39):
The Moti Writers Free twenty one, Please thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Hello, COI, what are you doing?
Speaker 24 (25:48):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Who is there?
Speaker 15 (25:50):
It says Buffo. Why wasn't you at the banquet? What
do you mean all you had to wear was a
high warrior flowery shirt.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Well you may think you're fooling.
Speaker 15 (26:01):
Some people, but I know what's going on.
Speaker 13 (26:03):
Everybody's seen a little redhead that's riding everybody.
Speaker 15 (26:08):
Why she come running through the dinner right in the
middle of the pine.
Speaker 13 (26:11):
Appleserbert didn't have nothing on but your fedes Coy, Coy,
you the only ones got affairs with the propeller on top. Yeah,
yeah yeah, And she's yelling out the secret code do Coy.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
You're gonna have to change it now, that flamed Coy.
We're gonna have to have a spatial meeting.
Speaker 25 (26:30):
We get back to hay Hire up about your conduct
at this here conveytion.
Speaker 15 (26:35):
Embarrassing. Now, Coy, you be at the secret conclave tonight.
You hear me and keep it a secret, Cooper.
Speaker 25 (26:49):
It was a secret meeting in the dead of the
night with mysterious sanctimony in accordance with prescribed which was
the time honored severimonnings of great concern. We're weighing with
dedicated cautions lack whether or not to raise it, stood
or draw or spit in the old shine.
Speaker 11 (27:09):
It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have
a fine old time, this farty through and you will
convince you what the grand mystic royal lost, all the
nobles of y'all in.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Bove a tumble of the sign.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
The motel.
Speaker 15 (27:31):
I'm writer Broot three twenty. How'd you hold.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Hello? Come?
Speaker 15 (27:39):
Where have you been?
Speaker 6 (27:43):
You wasn't at the meeting?
Speaker 25 (27:44):
Well, I found out that at three o'clock this morning
he was out there, and you brooded the loons and
the motail swimming hood, a bunch of them waitresses from
the cocktail, like I just hope Charlene gonna find out
about this calling?
Speaker 15 (27:58):
What well, how'd you get that big motorcycle up there
on the high dive? Call now coin that Bernidaday, no
way that we're supposed to be pillars of the community.
We get back, hey, high room, you can just turn
in your ring and your tie tack, cause call it
you are out of the shrine. You're gonna be black
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ball calling. That's right.
Speaker 25 (28:23):
You may have to pack your bags and lead tape.
What do you mean you might join a hail an card?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Don't rang up on for you don't don't you can't
get motor second?
Speaker 15 (28:36):
Who's ain't giving an in the background toy?
Speaker 10 (28:38):
Hello?
Speaker 18 (28:39):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I played that?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Whis cut off?
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (28:42):
Qreat what you want?
Speaker 6 (28:44):
High? Don't you last?
Speaker 9 (28:48):
Take?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Good boy? This is a big showing the radio right
around the top of the hour.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah, this morning Monday. Hope you having a good day here.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
And let me share this uh with y'all. Guys here,
have you seen this?
Speaker 13 (29:19):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
A big chunk of ice that fell through a car
dealership in Charles, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
They still don't know what it is. I mean, I
really I thought that was a chunk of ice.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
You think they would know what it is by now
because it would have melted.
Speaker 10 (29:33):
Do what I'd do?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Taste it?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
You know they were they were saving chunks, but you know,
I mean donning stuff like that fall out an airplane?
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Yeah, bath occasionally yeah, well now you tell it was
in Joe dirt.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I done finished half of it. Now you're telling me this.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
But uh, they're they're talking about I wonder if it's
a commet. Uh, this is mister pennacid comments are made
of ice, but the ice is generally dirty with bits
of debris a big comment, even if it was burning
up in the atmosphere, might contain a piece dirty ice
that might make it through. But she said you could
see a comet coming for several days a Federal Aviation
Administration and a report of aircraft in the area at
(30:08):
the time doesn't mean an aircraft is out of the question, said,
a plane as far as six miles away could be
the culprit. The ice would fall in an arc, not
straight down. They said it was too warm in South
Carolina Winday morning to have icing on a local aircraft.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
So you know, it don't taste like a comet. Comets
taste kindly like a cross between pork rhymes and corn.
This has a more pea con aftertas.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I still don't know.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
I can't get the blue off my lips though, And
that's a that's only downside, So.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
It's like a blue stuckies nut log.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, emphasis on the log and the nut part. Yeah yeah,
And it stuck you right in the middle of the living.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
You guys think you could could market comet because we
can make a deal off this thing.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Well, hey, this week I think on you'all been asking
for Lipless. Lipless will make the scene. He's been putting
together a posse.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
To bring in here with him.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
He things we don't laugh at his jokes enough, So
that's gonna happen this Wednesday night, Oh dear, Which brings
us to this movie that you've got to see.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
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Speaker 5 (31:15):
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Ah, hey, oh, I'm sorry?
Speaker 10 (31:33):
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Oh what?
Speaker 18 (31:36):
I oh?
Speaker 6 (31:37):
You alright?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
You you what I owe you?
Speaker 5 (31:42):
It'll be an affair to remember if they can ever
get together in the first place.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Hey, I have no idea what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Ahead high out?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
What Oh holy honey, how you like what? You'll go
hugging her?
Speaker 8 (32:11):
Are you.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Waiting?
Speaker 19 (32:14):
What?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Where away?
Speaker 6 (32:16):
You? Hey? Are?
Speaker 10 (32:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You hey?
Speaker 5 (32:22):
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