September 22, 2025 • 44 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re celebrating a Married Man Monday - with the spotlight on Drinking Buddy.. - Ike Turner dips into the mailbag and addresses a listener’s questions about marriage.. - Hoyt & the JuniorNation Band have a musical message for all of the Karen’s out there.. - and the Mayor of Dismal Seepage gives us an update on their Annual Fall Guy Festival…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning. Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play beat the Blonde for a big old Lord Tigers
prize pack, motorcycle lawyers who ride, cool swag They've got
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Click on the ban and find out all about them
when you hit the big show dot COM's get back
(00:23):
to our married Man Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
My read man, my red man drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
My f has nosing wife will let him do what
thing she says.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's up our timing groove. Whereever there's a screw, you'll
find the.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Married man, last time married man, College buddy and the
strange new ally drinking buddy bribe their way into the
Brushywood Nuclear Station with a six pack, attempting to gain
soaper powers by exposing themselves to a radiation. Did we
mention that drinking buddy volunteered to go fire? I told
(01:07):
you this was a stupid idea. Okay, Homer, you're the
nuclear expert here. What should we do?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Well? I don't have time to check the manual, but
I say run for your life might work.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
We've got to find some way to control this giant freak.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Think man, think, no, no death, run man, run.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Isn't there anything else we can do?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Sure? How about screaming like a woman while we run?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Homer?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
No, no, it's easy, hero, do.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
You he's getting closer.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
We better do something quick.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Excuse me just a second, Fellas. Hello, hi, honey. No,
we're still at the nuclear plant trying to give ourselves superpowers. Actually, no,
it's not going very well. We irradiated drinking buddy and
he turned into this ten foot tall, thousand pounds freak.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yes, he's still a drunk. What well, I guess that
might work. Listen, Honk, I'm gonna have to tell you
about it's time for us to run for our lives again. Okay, honey,
by got you kind of a short leash. Shut up, Homer,
give me one of your beers.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Nothing doing, your sticky pot liquor, a drunken cube all
with the bad rug already turned my sick back into
a five pack.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, but now he's a giant Cuba with a half
ton fists and razor sharp fangs. Now give him the beer.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Oh right now, the Indian givers.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Okay, I'm gonna roll this beer into the reactor room
when he goes after it. College buddy, you shut the door,
and Homer, you crank.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Up the juice. You really think this will work?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You got a better idea.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
So we're definitely not doing this screaming like a woman thing.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Homer.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Okay, okay, roll it.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Curly married man rolls the bear and of the reactor room. Okay,
college buddy, Now Homer, go uhhit.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
The second here. Let me see desperate attempt to reverse
the dangerous radioactive mutation. Thirty to forty five seconds. Ok
you don't nukes, don't fail me.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Now, we don't have much time. He's gonna punch right
through that door.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
If this works, we'll only need a few more seconds.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Mutant's done.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Okay, I'm gonna open the door. If I close it,
stand by to zap him again.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well did it work?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Hey, big guy who left a beer in here drinking?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Buddy? Are you all right?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:18):
I feel fine, big guy, Me too, Big guy?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh huh, hey.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
Can anybody get a beer in here? Or just certain
papers hunting here with all the microwaves bouncing around?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Two of them?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Oh no, we've changed him from the incredible hump into
drinking buddies.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Hey, big guys, we like you. You like us? Yeah,
we like you? You like us?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
What the what the.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Haul?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
A double man twins drinking about eight times two? How
will our heroes get out of this? He will on
again next time, when we'll hear the drinking buddies say.
Speaker 9 (03:55):
You know, I never knew it before, but I'm a
right good looking fellow. Hey, am I hitting on me?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Don't mess on?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Next spink tightening adventure, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You'll find the married mine alright. Adventure continues in about hour. AI, y'all,
let's play beat the Blonde for the Big Old Lord
Tigers Prize Pack one eight hundred Big show that she
told free line. We'll get a contestant play next. Good morning,
(04:57):
This is a big show on the radio. There's Monday
morning's up time right on twenty second? Alright, mad your
track from the Big Show bed Box mayor a dismal
Sea Big with the annual Fall Guy Festival key words
fall Guy here the Big Show dot com and now's
not ready to play? I will be in a nice
(05:20):
hey seven.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Said, ready, what.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Mand it? Let's meet our contestion. We got Leslie from
Pike Road, Alabama. Good morning, Leslie, Good morning. Hello. Alright, Leslie,
We're gonna ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree,
you get two bells for two buzzers without any fights,
(05:50):
and you win. All right, alright, nice, all right, Martin. Yeah,
sixty eight percent of you US men over the age
of sixty five say the common household device that does
most significantly increase their quality of life is what?
Speaker 10 (06:13):
Now this sounds like a deep question, one that would
take a lot of thought and kindness and like, you know,
really some research. But I'm gonna keep it simple and say,
big screen TV. Yeah, big screen TV. Not foods, family health,
working out, No.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Big, big green TV. Sixty eight percent of US man
over sixty five.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Not a good mattress, not like a good stand in shower,
Big screen.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
TV, Leslie. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Well, that kind of depends on if the remote control
is considered part of the TV, because I think.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
It's the remote control.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (06:49):
Actually, wow, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I'll agree and just no disagree. So well, if it's
not considered part of the TV, right, she's not a
vale Points, So I'm taking all that in and here
is the result. Yes, you are right, because it is
the remote control. So you know that that's what it is, Leslie. Right,
(07:19):
So there's one bell all ride. According to a survey
conducted by match dot com, what is the single most
popular pet name used by couples today?
Speaker 13 (07:33):
Aw smoopie. I don't know pet names baby, baby.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Honey buns, honey buns. So there's like pet name for
each other. Okay, it's not okay, I can understand now,
wait to go to so and you said honey buns,
honey buns the number one pet name for a couple.
Speaker 12 (07:57):
I'm gonna disagree.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah that was you know that, Leslie.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
I'm going with baby like that.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
How about the answer is babe Tater? You're fired, Leslie?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Can you get up here? Old hair? I can't fix.
Speaker 11 (08:23):
You.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You just showed, Leslie, how all these guys that have
been losing this game to play it. Yes, that's right,
good work. But two girls whatever, So Leslie, you hang
on Jackie getting the prize back for you down the
pike road.
Speaker 12 (08:43):
Appreciate you, well, I sure appreciate y'all.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Y'all have a good day.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So if Leslie, if the guys said all right, Well,
do I just disagree with everything Marcy says? But I don't.
I don't know. Maybe I didn't give two good instructions
on how to beat the blood. I'm gonna get back
to myself on.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
That back to the mail thing.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, all right, we're moving out with our Live with
the show, with our Monday morning. Who can argue with that?
There you go, remembering Rayborn on the other side, A right,
(09:49):
good morning. That's a big seawan the radio running through
your Monday. Well here people say they wish for quieter,
simpler times, Rayford wonders if they remember some Yeah.
Speaker 11 (10:01):
I seemed to be getting an awful lot of jokes
about age. But I'll tell you one thing. Never joke
about race these days. Some of the things I think
about about the time nearly everyone's mom was at home
when the kids got home from school. All your male
teachers wore neckties, and female teachers had their hair done
every day and wore high heels. They threatened to keep
(10:23):
kids back agrade if they failed, and they did. No
one ever asked where the car keys were because they
were always in the car in the ignition, and the
doors were never locked. Playing baseball with no adults to
help kids with the rules of the game, and being
set to the principal's office was nothing compared to the
fate that awaited. The student and home race issue meant
(10:47):
arguing about who ran the fastest, and with all our progress,
don't you just wish, just once you could slip back
in time and savor the slower pace and share it
with the children of the day. Robert d Rayford, John
Boy and Billy show.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
All morning. There's a big show on the radio. All right, boy,
Bga man, there you.
Speaker 14 (11:36):
Go, firt I check checkt does want to good morning
out John Boy, Billy, Randy, Hey Jackie, you know, honestly,
sincere here, want to salute Irvin Lee Sampson, the son
of Miss Aretha Sampson, who's been a member of the
Blessed Whole Bartist Church over fifty years. Ervin just got
out the Marine Corps, just got home.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
We recognized him at the services past Sunday. Irvin asked me.
Speaker 14 (11:59):
To tell you all to keep all the military people.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
In your thoughts and prayer.
Speaker 14 (12:03):
Irv's the second generation Marine, says he learned a lot
from his daddy. Most important lesson when you're away from
home behave yourself. Say if Marvin got sent to Vietnam
back in the late sixties before him and Missterretha got married.
See and she says when Marvin was overseas, she was
always worried about him, you know, messing around with them
what you call professional women over there in Vietnam. So
(12:26):
he wrote a letter one time. Here's what he says, said,
Dearest Aretha, I miss you a whole lot. There's not
a whole lot to do here during the downtime, and
we are constantly surrounded by the working girls here in Sigone.
I'm trying to find me a hobby to occupy my
time so I won't be tempted. Hope he can help
Love Always Marvin and Missterretha sent him a learned to
(12:49):
play the harmonica kit and the little letter that said,
dear Marvin, here's a little something to help you feel
your empty time, and maybe you can entertain your buddies too,
Love you forever, Hope to see soon, always, Aretha. So
bout the year Lady Marvin finishes too and flew back
to America. Misster Wretha met him at the airport. They
hugged and kiss for a long time. I said, Sweetie,
(13:10):
this has been the longest year of my life. I
can't wait to get home and spend a romantic evening
alone with you. And she said me too. And we'll
get to that. But first things first, let me hear
you play that harmony.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Now listen, gentlemen, keep it going for your headliner.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, it's good. Thank hi boss.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
These three guys sitting round the bar one time that's
talked about their wife's first guy said, I buried a
GalF of Georgia.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Day we got buried.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
I told her from now all she's responsible for all
the cooking that clay died. What I got off work
next day, the house is clayed. I had a big
debner older table. Wait for me, That's what I'm talking about,
said guy said. Well, I buried the girl from Florida.
Day we got married. I told her she's now responsible
for all the claydon all the cooking. Had taken care
of the animals. Well, first day when I got haulbared,
(13:58):
what did anything dudecond day I saw a little change.
And the third day when I came in, I saw
the house clay dinner on the table, and the dogs
were fat. Asleep, that's up. Third bit said why I
married a Yankee girl? Ho today we buried. I told
hers she's responsible for all the house clayed, all the
cooking and keeping the yard mode at deep. On the
(14:18):
first day, I didn't see anything. Second day, I still
didn't see anything. On the third day of swelling was
down a bit and I can see out my left eye.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Nothing to tell something.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Cleaned the house, A fight the law boar, I want
to let I din't let it go.
Speaker 15 (14:33):
The Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the right
of the Red States, John boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear the
(14:55):
Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Good morning, It's a big sea on the radio. We'll
get back to my married man Monday. First we got
I'm inn from Nigo sports. Bob Aye Bob.
Speaker 16 (15:46):
Good morning, Bob, Good morning, John Boy and Billy. And
I gotta ask this question before I start talking about
this unbelievable football. When do you guys start going to
get your Christmas and early sea and holiday gift ideas?
Are you last mint of guys, or you do a
little bit ahead of a little ahead of time.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Do you wait, we're mixed up.
Speaker 16 (16:09):
I think you guys should probably get I think you're
getting the gifts probably between December twenty sixty and January
one right now.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
As close to me, Randy's like about two or three
years ahead, so he knows a whole curve all for that.
Speaker 16 (16:23):
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you're a Jargia Bulldogs fan, and I know there's so
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we got something really special. It's called a History of
Champions Football full size. It's the real deal. Only twenty
and twenty five of these will ever be made, and
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(16:47):
on the various panels of the ball. Everything's going to
be embossed on it, keep it pristine, looking for years
to come, maybe even keeping as good looking as I
am at age seventy seven. You never know, but you
know these footballs are going to sell for one hundred
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(17:10):
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before I give out that website and the eight hundred
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to give people a chance to get to that phone
or whatever you have to do to get ready to
go to the website, because Georgia fans, if you don't
(17:30):
get several of these, I don't want to ever hear
anybody complaining about Geez, I'm a Dogs fan, but you
got to get this football. I got a chance to
look at the other day. The top panel lists all
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nineteen eighty, twenty twenty one, twenty twenty two, the season record,
(17:54):
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the final score. And we've added all four of the
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have for that Dogs fan. Now right below that we
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(18:38):
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(19:22):
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(19:43):
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many of you guys on your show, get their Christmas
shop and done early. I don't want to hear any
stuff about January the first.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
We all have somebody that when you talk about Georgia football, Bob,
you know, popped in my head, my buddy Eli Hughes,
Georgia fan. Know somebody's thinking about that. Go ahead, get
it for that and get it. But this will be
the earliest I've ever got a Christmas present.
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So go to the Big Show dot Com, go right
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eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight. Thanks
for the heads up.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
Bob.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
We'll catch up with you again real soon, Buddy.
Speaker 16 (20:47):
All right, John Boy and Billy have a great day
and a good weekend coming up.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
All right, you got it, man, go dogs for the
Georgia Fan Southern Fried football action. All right, good deal, y'all.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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Hang on, play for it ten minutes right now, my.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Readmand, my readman drive surrounding a minivan, god, a wife
and some kids. His whole life's on the skids. There
goes for my read man, housie feeld. Listen, dude, this
part guys really screwed.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Hanging on. Buy a thread, cord of milk, loaf of bread.
There goes.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
A big gas grew buys.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
His clothes up the gap, and he's just about enough
for this car.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Married man, red man, friendly neighborhood, married man, my fend
has no single life.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Will let him do what the she says, it's about
time he grew. Well, there's a screw up. You'll find
the married man.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
As our story opens, married man and his crime fighting
colleagues are aboard the minivan after an eventful visit to
the Brushywood Nuclear Station.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Move over, Ledford, you're hog in the seat.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
You know you could ask nice old drooper Jars. There
ain't much on people skills, is it?
Speaker 7 (22:43):
You get that right?
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Hold it down just for a second, guys. Hello, Hi,
honey bunny. Yes, I know, I said i'd be home soon,
but we hit a little snag at the nuclear plant
while we were trying to give ourselves superpowers. Well remember
how we zapped drinking buddy with radiation and he turned
into this giant, hulking monster. Well we sapped him again
and he split into two identical twins. We're kind of
(23:09):
trying to get him put back together right now.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
What.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yes, both of them are big drinkers. Yes, I know
you're making KARAOKEI pot rose for dinner with any luck
at all? I'll be home in one hour or so. Okay, honey, buye.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Hey, big guy, did it hurt?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Did what hurt?
Speaker 7 (23:26):
When your wife stuck a ring in your nose? Go
and big guy, so.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Where are we going anyway?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
To see a friend of mine over at the college.
If anybody can figure out how to put Humpty and
Dumpty back together again, it's him.
Speaker 9 (23:41):
Hey, big guy, sure would be nice to stop out
somewheres for a cocktails.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
The way you think big guy hey' was not the lae.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
You know, there's only two of him, but he's three
times as annoying.
Speaker 12 (23:54):
Mole.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Months later, the dysfunctional Soupa quartet arrive at the destination.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Oh well, well, married man's nice to see you, yo,
Come on in the legs.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Oh the old friend sherman klump. This is my crime
fighting sidekick, college buddy. This is our new associate drinking buddy.
And so is this evening professor?
Speaker 7 (24:15):
Was that doctor going? Big guy?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
We really appreciate you meeting us like this.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Oh, no problem, family, and I would just hit it
out to the cafeteria when you.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Call your families here yep, folks.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
I'd like you to meet Central Cities Number one superhero
married man. Oh this is just fair berleus a good
life celebrity married man, married man, married man.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Look who you got with him? It's the before and
before tweet.
Speaker 17 (24:39):
Hut your mouth, that's gonna tag along My blood sugar
gonna get messed up if I don't have something to eat.
Party soon.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Woman, man, ain't got time to hear about all your
little eggs and pain.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Better back up out of my face.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Deh, cletus for I lace snick down on you. Well,
bring on the noise, bring on the funk, Mama cletus please?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Uh so, professor, sure take on our little situation here.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Well, according to some research I've done on the subject,
it's theoretically possible to recombine your twin friends here into
a single entity. In fact, I've developed a special experimental
procedure that'll do just that. First that each of you
needs to take a drink of this special formula. I'll
just pour it in these test tubes here.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
Hey, big guy, I got a shot glass in my mentality. Man, Hey,
it's a small world, ain't it.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
I heard that?
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Okay, Okay, you're just alike.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
We got it now here you go, phillis now drink
that down.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Whoo, that's my strong biguy.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Things kind of like turpentine, and he would know.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Okay, now what, well.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
The formulas temporarily destabilize your friend's molecular structure.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
You kidding, he's been to stabilized since the late seventies.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Now, I want you, gentlemen, to stand at the opposite
sides of the room and run toward each other as
fast as you can.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Well, assuming that they're actually capable of pulling that off.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 5 (26:04):
You see, when they collide, the impact should drive the
unstable molecules back together, turning the twins back into a
single entity.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Sounds good to me.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Okay, drinking buddies on your marks, Get set go.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Red Rover, Red Rover, send me right over.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
They drinking buddies larch toward each other and collide with
a resounding impact.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Great, Caesar's goat, they're back together. You know, all that
running made me kind of thirsty, hate the doc. You
guys ain't drink around here.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
It worked. He's back to his old self. Sherman, you're
a genius. Yeah, we got our drunk back. That ought
to win him the Nobel Prize.
Speaker 17 (26:46):
Y'all ain't gotta run right off, now, do you. I
kind of like to get to know you a little
bit of their superman that's married man. Oh, look at
damn tight I got and I think one older fella. Hey,
any chance of y'all zapping if one hit two? I
wouldn't mind running off three or fall copies of he
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don't get running out?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
No offense, man, but you're creeping me out and solved
by drinking. Buddies are reunited again. We'll leave it to
you whether or not that's a good thing. Kill and
again next time when we'll have Granny say, if you
go out for all my tremonial marbles, don't mess. Next
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spent time tightening adventure, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Well there's a school.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Look you'll find the married nine.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Buzitive lovely married man. Mondays you missed any of it?
Hit the John Boyn Billy Late Risers podcast. Make sure
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some word one eight hundred Big Show. We'll get a
couple of contestants play next. Good morning, that's a big
(28:29):
show on the radio. Rolled into your Monday, September twenty
second feature drag Men, The Big Show, bed Box Mayor
and Disimal Sepid Annual Fall Guy Festival. But that's all
about here.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
Before we'll get out.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
So they got on their contest button. You can't get food,
we might call you. Let's play right now.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
I bite my bed.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Okay, no birdie heard that, No birdie word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Pat from Warner Robins, Georgia in morning, Pat, Pat,
is that you chirping?
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Bad?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Warner Robbins, Pat, Hello, Hello, you're figuring out that telephone? Everybody?
All right? Sounds great on the speakerphone, Pat.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I need to take it off.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah yeah. If you we can't even talk with each other,
that's gonna be a hindrance, right, all right, all right,
Well let's say hey the Bill out of Thomasville, Georgia.
Good morning, Bill, Good morning, John Boy. All right, you
got your phone working?
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Good?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
All right, Georgia boys, it'll be John Boy and Pat
Tater and Bill sweet okay, then so Bill, you and
Tate Tait relax, Let's see what me and Pat can
do for the first thirty seconds. Boys, these are random words.
Random words. Okay, Pat, you read to score or something?
All right, okay, start the clock. Now you have one
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of these on the end of your pencil so you
can mark it out.
Speaker 10 (30:03):
Er.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, uh huh. Gooses and chickens have a bunch of these.
Uh no on them? On them? Yes, uh huh? Okay,
this is what you hold out. It's kerosene, a kerosene
blank that gives you light, a kerosene lamp lamp. No
nother word lantern? Yes, uh huh? A jag saw what puzzle? Yes?
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This is a not enough four on the board, but
I'd go to work on you. We're in all right.
Let's see what Bill and Tater can do for there
around one. You ready to Bill? I'm ready, okay, and go.
Speaker 13 (30:43):
Are you lift the bucket up by its what hamble?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (30:47):
You?
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (30:48):
You strike a match and don't touch the blank. It's hot.
Speaker 12 (30:53):
The tip of it, the flickering.
Speaker 13 (30:54):
The flickering part of the fire is called a what
the plank? Yes? Oh you pass out?
Speaker 7 (31:00):
You did?
Speaker 16 (31:01):
What?
Speaker 13 (31:01):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
She I feel?
Speaker 10 (31:04):
Yeah, you're cold?
Speaker 13 (31:06):
So you go and reach for one of these and
pull it over your covers.
Speaker 10 (31:09):
B yep, you put all your Easter eggs in one
of these, all right, Will.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Y'all put a five on the board to take the
lead by one, five to four? I feel free, al right, pad,
Let's see what we can do for round two. Are
you ready? I'm ready? All right? You cut down a
tree with a blank saw chainsaw. Yeah, uh huh. This
is where your heart is in your chest. Uh huh, Hey, bees,
(31:39):
make this bees honey, yes, uh huh. The Jolly Green Giant.
Uh huh. The not the minority, but the majority. Uh huh.
Not the navy, but the army. Uh huh uh huh.
I am full of blank. I am not scared. I
do not have.
Speaker 12 (32:01):
Courage.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
No, I'm not here there. Yeah, he said fear. But
it was after the buzzer. That was a good job.
Well yeah, okay, Well, let's let the listeners call Jackie
for the rest of the day. Women, he said he
said it over the buzzer. Didn't might hear it? Did
(32:22):
you hear it? We didn't hear it, So we're gonna
have to Yeah. I don't know, y'all work it out something. Okay,
let's see what Bill and Taylor can do it might
not be it might not be a problem here, so
five will tie, six will win? All right? You ready, Bill,
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 13 (32:40):
To get us book of World?
Speaker 12 (32:41):
What record you?
Speaker 10 (32:43):
The blank is right? The game show you? Hey, take
these in class, write it down, take.
Speaker 13 (32:53):
Or leave me?
Speaker 10 (32:55):
Leave me one of these before you leave on a
piece of paper, leave me out. Yeah, okay, more than
one is called?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
What two s? Still on the other note?
Speaker 13 (33:06):
It's note, but there's more than one note?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Okay, all right, yeah, I'll go to that as mess
it up there with the three on the five. Eight
Pat wins ten to eight. Let's take that one off
just in case. So it's nine to eight. All right,
that was close. Oh we're supposed to add one for Pat.
Come mine, okay, eleven to eight? All right, y'all making
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this just sort about Pat and Bill. Y'all. Georgia boys,
we sure appreciate you. Bill. Give you another shot down
the line, Jackie, make God happen. Pat, you the man.
You got your Happy Herd prize by good work.
Speaker 12 (33:42):
Thank you. I'd like to give a shout out to
my beautiful wife, Kathy. He's waving at me right now.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
He beautiful wife, Kathy. Your husband's a winner. You remember that,
all right? And Bill and Thomasville you hang on around there.
Speaker 12 (33:58):
Okay, buddy, can can I give it shout out?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Of course you can.
Speaker 12 (34:02):
Okay. I want to give a shout out to my
son Conley and his new wife Hannah. They are expecting
our first grandchild in March.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Oh man, you got you a three old Bill coming home.
More congratulations, k.
Speaker 12 (34:18):
My brother in Virginia said to tell you, Duhu, you
know what he means.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I know exactly what it means. Good work a y'all.
Good morning, Make shows on the radio. Bit request for
John Boy James Crushing out of Hot Springs, Arkansas says,
anything with o it. You got a James coming up?
(35:00):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Requested bit this
morning James Grussen out of Hot Springs, Arkansas.
Speaker 9 (35:08):
Here go, ladies and gentlemen. Junior Nation Man presents you
at another entry in our pandemic hit Parade. If they
don't come up with a vaccine pretty soon, we're gonna
have the whole album. Shoot, you might have a box set.
This and goes out to a friend of ours having
a hard time. Right now, we'll just call her, Karen,
(35:29):
there is nothing that is wrong and asking you to
wear a mask at cost coal a brand new virus
going round. Its calm you, old crazy as sun down
and work with me. Are they'll make us leave. Calm down,
Karen and put your face mask on. It's the very
(35:52):
smallest thing we can all do. Colm down, Karen, or
they'll send us both by home. I've been trying all
day long, just a shop with you.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 9 (36:16):
My hands are freshly saying that tis please don't touch
your nose and eyes and mouth.
Speaker 11 (36:24):
Here.
Speaker 9 (36:24):
And we got stuff too, by that is all that matters.
We need groceries, So baby.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
Please.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Come down, Karen and put your face mask on. It's
the very smallest thing we.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Can all do. Colm down, Karen. They'll show us both
the door.
Speaker 9 (36:49):
I've been trying mighty hard just to shop with you.
Speaker 10 (36:54):
Now.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
The craziest thing about this pandemic is it's turned normal
women into these which call karens. Women held it together
fine through learning how to make zoom calls, how to
get groceries that are going in the store distance, learning
their young'uns. But if a guy at the Verizon store
tries to hand them a face mask, they turn into
(37:15):
the Tasmanian Devil headlining at Ozmaest. It's the scariest thing
I've ever seen. And I accidentally saw Terry Hanson naked
one time. But that, as they say, is a story
for another day. I long to see that paper mask
(37:36):
covering your face so easily. So leave the greater guy alone.
We'll get our craft been headed back home so speedily.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
If you work with me.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
Calm down, Karen and.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Put your face mask on.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
It's the very smallest thing we can all do. Colm down, Karen.
You still can breathe just fine. I've been trying, no
day long, just shop with you. Come down, Karen, put
your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing we.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Can hold it. Come down, Karen. We'll be back home
real soon.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
I've been trying, no day long, just.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
To shop with you.
Speaker 9 (38:32):
By the way, if your name really is Karen, we
apologize for that getting hung on you this year, but things.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Are tough all over.
Speaker 18 (38:41):
I tell you to calm down, but I know y'all
hate that too.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Good morning, Bessy's on the radio. If you'd like this
for you, John Boe and Billy, I'm just a stand
alone for the rest of your life. Key words fault guy.
Maybe you're not ready for that big of a commitment.
Enjoy it right now. Well, there's always something exciting happening
in dismal, seapid South Carolina. And here to tell us
(39:34):
all about the big doings this weekend is the Mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister Mayor, Good.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
Morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. Well, the
risk temperatures of autumn are upon us and here in
beautiful dismal seepagch that can only mean one thing, well
two things really.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
So what are the two things?
Speaker 8 (39:59):
Well, the smell from the sewage treatment plant in Festerberg
has taking a long, a weighted sabbatical. But two, and
most importantly, it's time once again for our annual Fall
Guy Festival.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Ah, a fall festival just for the men folk.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
Well not exactly. See, it's not the Fall Guy Festival.
It's the Fall Guy Festival, a weekend of thrills, spills
and chills by some of the country's best stunt people.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Now you're talking that sounds pretty exciting.
Speaker 8 (40:28):
Well that's the plan. It would kind of suck if
it was boring.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
What's on tap of the big weekend?
Speaker 8 (40:35):
Thank you for asking, John Boy. It all starts Saturday
morning with the Great Traveling Brawl Parade, a staged fight
that goes on for five city blocks featuring the old
Gold Rush Rumblers, a bunch of rough necks dressed up
like authentic deadwood prospectors and frontiersmen, fighting their way down
Main Street. It looks so real you're swear you're standing
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ankle deep in horse.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Maneuver, except there's no smell.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
Yeah. Well, we leave the doors open on the port
of John's to kind of add to the effect. And
right behind them is the legendary Blue Hair Battlers.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Wait a minute, blue Hair, you mean like senior citizens.
Speaker 8 (41:13):
That's right, John Boy. A group of veteran stunt players
all over the age of seventy. Yeah, we tried letting
them go first last year, but they're so damn slow.
The parade took almost two hours longer. We started took
care of that. We gave them walkers with wheels and
some rascals, And this year they have a sponsor, doctor
(41:34):
U mofos hip replacement in poorium in denture repairs.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 8 (41:40):
After all the money he made from last year's parade,
he felt sort obligible and bringing up the rear is
a real first for us. Pee Wee Pelucas the world's
only all kids stunt.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Teams like teenagers.
Speaker 8 (41:53):
Oh no, no, no, no, real kids. I think the
oldest one is like seven h Is that safe? They're
gonna lose those teeth anyway. At known things. Move over
to the Junkyard Dog Memorial Sports Complex for even more
thrills and excitement. We have an amazing exhibition by the
Rebel Road Ragers stunt driving team led by the legendary
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Joey Chitthead.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Oh you mean Joey Chitwood.
Speaker 8 (42:18):
You obviously haven't met him. A real handful. Next up
is a real treat. We step way back in time
and greet the one and only Medieval.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Canieval Medieval Canieval.
Speaker 8 (42:33):
Oh yeah, man, it's wild. He does these outrageous stunts
dressed as a knight on horseback. This year, he's going
for a new world record as he attempts to jump
twenty five peasants.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Ooh, what happens if he doesn't make it?
Speaker 8 (42:47):
Well, then he'll be taken by horse drawn cart to
the tent. Well, they'll put leeches on him until he
recovers what. I don't know, he's a where do we
insist on authenticity? Add to cap the Knight off, we'll
have an appearance the world's worst stunt man, Clyde mced Splatter.
He has never done a single stunt without getting hurt.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Ah, So what's he gonna be doing?
Speaker 8 (43:11):
Oh? Get this, He'll be riding a shopping cart down
a fifty foot ramp at a ninety degree angle into
a swimming pool of flaming sterno.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Wow, that's insane.
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Oh there's more. Then he'll get out and stagger through
a corral with a dozen wild bulls, and once they
stomp the fire out, he'll be stuffed into a cannon
and shot into a net at the top of a
ten story structure. Then he'll do a free fall into
a swimming pool full of fire.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
An what a finale.
Speaker 11 (43:39):
Ah.
Speaker 8 (43:41):
Then he'll be blindfolded and do a Rubik's Cube in
less than thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
How's he gonna be able to do that?
Speaker 8 (43:47):
Yeah? Well, I don't think we're gonna have to worry
about him getting that far.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Well, I suppose you have to take out quite an
insurance policy for this event.
Speaker 8 (43:56):
Mayor oh boy, howdy you got that right?
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Hey curious should something go wrong, who's the beneficiary?
Speaker 8 (44:03):
So come on down to the right here and beautiful,
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to our married Man Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
My read man, my red man drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
My f has nosing wife will let him do what
thing she says.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's up our timing groove. Whereever there's a screw, you'll
find the.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Married man, last time married man, College buddy and the
strange new ally drinking buddy bribe their way into the
Brushywood Nuclear Station with a six pack, attempting to gain
soaper powers by exposing themselves to a radiation. Did we
mention that drinking buddy volunteered to go fire? I told
(01:07):
you this was a stupid idea. Okay, Homer, you're the
nuclear expert here. What should we do?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Well? I don't have time to check the manual, but
I say run for your life might work.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
We've got to find some way to control this giant freak.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Think man, think, no, no death, run man, run.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Isn't there anything else we can do?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Sure? How about screaming like a woman while we run?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Homer?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
No, no, it's easy, hero, do.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
You he's getting closer.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
We better do something quick.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Excuse me just a second, Fellas. Hello, hi, honey. No,
we're still at the nuclear plant trying to give ourselves superpowers. Actually, no,
it's not going very well. We irradiated drinking buddy and
he turned into this ten foot tall, thousand pounds freak.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yes, he's still a drunk. What well, I guess that
might work. Listen, Honk, I'm gonna have to tell you
about it's time for us to run for our lives again. Okay, honey,
by got you kind of a short leash. Shut up, Homer,
give me one of your beers.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Nothing doing, your sticky pot liquor, a drunken cube all
with the bad rug already turned my sick back into
a five pack.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, but now he's a giant Cuba with a half
ton fists and razor sharp fangs. Now give him the beer.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Oh right now, the Indian givers.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Okay, I'm gonna roll this beer into the reactor room
when he goes after it. College buddy, you shut the door,
and Homer, you crank.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Up the juice. You really think this will work?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You got a better idea.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
So we're definitely not doing this screaming like a woman thing.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Homer.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Okay, okay, roll it.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Curly married man rolls the bear and of the reactor room. Okay,
college buddy, Now Homer, go uhhit.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
The second here. Let me see desperate attempt to reverse
the dangerous radioactive mutation. Thirty to forty five seconds. Ok
you don't nukes, don't fail me.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Now, we don't have much time. He's gonna punch right
through that door.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
If this works, we'll only need a few more seconds.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Mutant's done.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Okay, I'm gonna open the door. If I close it,
stand by to zap him again.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well did it work?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Hey, big guy who left a beer in here drinking?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Buddy? Are you all right?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:18):
I feel fine, big guy, Me too, Big guy?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh huh, hey.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
Can anybody get a beer in here? Or just certain
papers hunting here with all the microwaves bouncing around?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Two of them?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Oh no, we've changed him from the incredible hump into
drinking buddies.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Hey, big guys, we like you. You like us? Yeah,
we like you? You like us?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
What the what the.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Haul?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
A double man twins drinking about eight times two? How
will our heroes get out of this? He will on
again next time, when we'll hear the drinking buddies say.
Speaker 9 (03:55):
You know, I never knew it before, but I'm a
right good looking fellow. Hey, am I hitting on me?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Don't mess on?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Next spink tightening adventure, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You'll find the married mine alright. Adventure continues in about hour. AI, y'all,
let's play beat the Blonde for the Big Old Lord
Tigers Prize Pack one eight hundred Big show that she
told free line. We'll get a contestant play next. Good morning,
(04:57):
This is a big show on the radio. There's Monday
morning's up time right on twenty second? Alright, mad your
track from the Big Show bed Box mayor a dismal
Sea Big with the annual Fall Guy Festival key words
fall Guy here the Big Show dot com and now's
not ready to play? I will be in a nice
(05:20):
hey seven.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Said, ready, what.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Mand it? Let's meet our contestion. We got Leslie from
Pike Road, Alabama. Good morning, Leslie, Good morning. Hello. Alright, Leslie,
We're gonna ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree,
you get two bells for two buzzers without any fights,
(05:50):
and you win. All right, alright, nice, all right, Martin. Yeah,
sixty eight percent of you US men over the age
of sixty five say the common household device that does
most significantly increase their quality of life is what?
Speaker 10 (06:13):
Now this sounds like a deep question, one that would
take a lot of thought and kindness and like, you know,
really some research. But I'm gonna keep it simple and say,
big screen TV. Yeah, big screen TV. Not foods, family health,
working out, No.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Big, big green TV. Sixty eight percent of US man
over sixty five.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Not a good mattress, not like a good stand in shower,
Big screen.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
TV, Leslie. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Well, that kind of depends on if the remote control
is considered part of the TV, because I think.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
It's the remote control.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (06:49):
Actually, wow, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I'll agree and just no disagree. So well, if it's
not considered part of the TV, right, she's not a
vale Points, So I'm taking all that in and here
is the result. Yes, you are right, because it is
the remote control. So you know that that's what it is, Leslie. Right,
(07:19):
So there's one bell all ride. According to a survey
conducted by match dot com, what is the single most
popular pet name used by couples today?
Speaker 13 (07:33):
Aw smoopie. I don't know pet names baby, baby.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Honey buns, honey buns. So there's like pet name for
each other. Okay, it's not okay, I can understand now,
wait to go to so and you said honey buns,
honey buns the number one pet name for a couple.
Speaker 12 (07:57):
I'm gonna disagree.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah that was you know that, Leslie.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
I'm going with baby like that.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
How about the answer is babe Tater? You're fired, Leslie?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Can you get up here? Old hair? I can't fix.
Speaker 11 (08:23):
You.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You just showed, Leslie, how all these guys that have
been losing this game to play it. Yes, that's right,
good work. But two girls whatever, So Leslie, you hang
on Jackie getting the prize back for you down the
pike road.
Speaker 12 (08:43):
Appreciate you, well, I sure appreciate y'all.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Y'all have a good day.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So if Leslie, if the guys said all right, Well,
do I just disagree with everything Marcy says? But I don't.
I don't know. Maybe I didn't give two good instructions
on how to beat the blood. I'm gonna get back
to myself on.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
That back to the mail thing.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, all right, we're moving out with our Live with
the show, with our Monday morning. Who can argue with that?
There you go, remembering Rayborn on the other side, A right,
(09:49):
good morning. That's a big seawan the radio running through
your Monday. Well here people say they wish for quieter,
simpler times, Rayford wonders if they remember some Yeah.
Speaker 11 (10:01):
I seemed to be getting an awful lot of jokes
about age. But I'll tell you one thing. Never joke
about race these days. Some of the things I think
about about the time nearly everyone's mom was at home
when the kids got home from school. All your male
teachers wore neckties, and female teachers had their hair done
every day and wore high heels. They threatened to keep
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kids back agrade if they failed, and they did. No
one ever asked where the car keys were because they
were always in the car in the ignition, and the
doors were never locked. Playing baseball with no adults to
help kids with the rules of the game, and being
set to the principal's office was nothing compared to the
fate that awaited. The student and home race issue meant
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arguing about who ran the fastest, and with all our progress,
don't you just wish, just once you could slip back
in time and savor the slower pace and share it
with the children of the day. Robert d Rayford, John
Boy and Billy show.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
All morning. There's a big show on the radio. All right, boy,
Bga man, there you.
Speaker 14 (11:36):
Go, firt I check checkt does want to good morning
out John Boy, Billy, Randy, Hey Jackie, you know, honestly,
sincere here, want to salute Irvin Lee Sampson, the son
of Miss Aretha Sampson, who's been a member of the
Blessed Whole Bartist Church over fifty years. Ervin just got
out the Marine Corps, just got home.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
We recognized him at the services past Sunday. Irvin asked me.
Speaker 14 (11:59):
To tell you all to keep all the military people.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
In your thoughts and prayer.
Speaker 14 (12:03):
Irv's the second generation Marine, says he learned a lot
from his daddy. Most important lesson when you're away from
home behave yourself. Say if Marvin got sent to Vietnam
back in the late sixties before him and Missterretha got married.
See and she says when Marvin was overseas, she was
always worried about him, you know, messing around with them
what you call professional women over there in Vietnam. So
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he wrote a letter one time. Here's what he says, said,
Dearest Aretha, I miss you a whole lot. There's not
a whole lot to do here during the downtime, and
we are constantly surrounded by the working girls here in Sigone.
I'm trying to find me a hobby to occupy my
time so I won't be tempted. Hope he can help
Love Always Marvin and Missterretha sent him a learned to
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play the harmonica kit and the little letter that said,
dear Marvin, here's a little something to help you feel
your empty time, and maybe you can entertain your buddies too,
Love you forever, Hope to see soon, always, Aretha. So
bout the year Lady Marvin finishes too and flew back
to America. Misster Wretha met him at the airport. They
hugged and kiss for a long time. I said, Sweetie,
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this has been the longest year of my life. I
can't wait to get home and spend a romantic evening
alone with you. And she said me too. And we'll
get to that. But first things first, let me hear
you play that harmony.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Now listen, gentlemen, keep it going for your headliner.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, it's good. Thank hi boss.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
These three guys sitting round the bar one time that's
talked about their wife's first guy said, I buried a
GalF of Georgia.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Day we got buried.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
I told her from now all she's responsible for all
the cooking that clay died. What I got off work
next day, the house is clayed. I had a big
debner older table. Wait for me, That's what I'm talking about,
said guy said. Well, I buried the girl from Florida.
Day we got married. I told her she's now responsible
for all the claydon all the cooking. Had taken care
of the animals. Well, first day when I got haulbared,
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what did anything dudecond day I saw a little change.
And the third day when I came in, I saw
the house clay dinner on the table, and the dogs
were fat. Asleep, that's up. Third bit said why I
married a Yankee girl? Ho today we buried. I told
hers she's responsible for all the house clayed, all the
cooking and keeping the yard mode at deep. On the
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first day, I didn't see anything. Second day, I still
didn't see anything. On the third day of swelling was
down a bit and I can see out my left eye.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Nothing to tell something.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Cleaned the house, A fight the law boar, I want
to let I din't let it go.
Speaker 15 (14:33):
The Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the right
of the Red States, John boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear the
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Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Good morning, It's a big sea on the radio. We'll
get back to my married man Monday. First we got
I'm inn from Nigo sports. Bob Aye Bob.
Speaker 16 (15:46):
Good morning, Bob, Good morning, John Boy and Billy. And
I gotta ask this question before I start talking about
this unbelievable football. When do you guys start going to
get your Christmas and early sea and holiday gift ideas?
Are you last mint of guys, or you do a
little bit ahead of a little ahead of time.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Do you wait, we're mixed up.
Speaker 16 (16:09):
I think you guys should probably get I think you're
getting the gifts probably between December twenty sixty and January
one right now.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
As close to me, Randy's like about two or three
years ahead, so he knows a whole curve all for that.
Speaker 16 (16:23):
Yeah, Well, I tell you I've got you know, if
you're a Jargia Bulldogs fan, and I know there's so
many in the audience that are, I've got something that
we got something really special. It's called a History of
Champions Football full size. It's the real deal. Only twenty
and twenty five of these will ever be made, and
they're going to salute the great history for Georgia football
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on the various panels of the ball. Everything's going to
be embossed on it, keep it pristine, looking for years
to come, maybe even keeping as good looking as I
am at age seventy seven. You never know, but you
know these footballs are going to sell for one hundred
and twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents each. Only
two thousand and twenty five will ever be made. You'll
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get an individually numbered certificate of authenticity with it. And
before I give out that website and the eight hundred
number that you can call to get these, I want
to give people a chance to get to that phone
or whatever you have to do to get ready to
go to the website, because Georgia fans, if you don't
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get several of these, I don't want to ever hear
anybody complaining about Geez, I'm a Dogs fan, but you
got to get this football. I got a chance to
look at the other day. The top panel lists all
for the national championships by year. It's nineteen forty two,
nineteen eighty, twenty twenty one, twenty twenty two, the season record,
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what they did that year, the championship game opponent, and
the final score. And we've added all four of the
original national championship logos on this panel. It's a must
have for that Dogs fan. Now right below that we
list the seventeen time conference championship years. Fifteen of those
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were in the SEC. And that's another special area. We
have overall records conference records. It'll say limited editions on there.
Twenty twenty five right next to a Dog's logo and
then the last panel. If you ever gone to a game,
and I know there's so many people have gone to
the game in Georgia, over in Athens and seeing that
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gorgeous stadium. We have a panoramic photograph taken from a
helicopter about two hundred feet above the ballpark. It stretches
from one side of the panel to the other in
full color. It is unbelievable. So you get all that
in this history of champions Georgia Bulldogs football, again, only
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two twenty five will ever be made. Get some get
some extra ones for those Dog fans in your family
or maybe at all at the office. If you run
into an Alabama fan there, maybe you might want to
get them one and just you know, tease them a
little bit. But here's the phone number to call and
the website it's eight hundred three four five two eight
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six eight. That's eight hundred three four five twenty eight
sixty eight. Or go to the website nicosports dot com
nik coosports dot com. That's nik coosports dot com, or
the hotline number eight hundred three four five two eight
(19:43):
six eight. I'm gonna be taking account to see how
many of you guys on your show, get their Christmas
shop and done early. I don't want to hear any
stuff about January the first.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
We all have somebody that when you talk about Georgia football, Bob,
you know, popped in my head, my buddy Eli Hughes,
Georgia fan. Know somebody's thinking about that. Go ahead, get
it for that and get it. But this will be
the earliest I've ever got a Christmas present.
Speaker 16 (20:07):
Thank you very well. You, I'll tell you. For one
hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents. This
is one of the neatest deals I've seen. Nico Sports
Navid around since nineteen ninety two, little after little, you know,
a little laughter I was born, but they've been around
at for a one hundred and twenty nine ninety five.
This is a must have for that Dogs fan there.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
It is so and we got to set up at
the Big Show dot Com as well. You can click
on the NCO Sports link and take you right there.
So go to the Big Show dot Com, go right
to Nightcosports dot com or call toll free right now
eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight. Thanks
for the heads up.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
Bob.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
We'll catch up with you again real soon, Buddy.
Speaker 16 (20:47):
All right, John Boy and Billy have a great day
and a good weekend coming up.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
All right, you got it, man, go dogs for the
Georgia Fan Southern Fried football action. All right, good deal, y'all.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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Hang on, play for it ten minutes right now, my.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Readmand, my readman drive surrounding a minivan, god, a wife
and some kids. His whole life's on the skids. There
goes for my read man, housie feeld. Listen, dude, this
part guys really screwed.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Hanging on. Buy a thread, cord of milk, loaf of bread.
There goes.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
A big gas grew buys.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
His clothes up the gap, and he's just about enough
for this car.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Married man, red man, friendly neighborhood, married man, my fend
has no single life.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Will let him do what the she says, it's about
time he grew. Well, there's a screw up. You'll find
the married man.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
As our story opens, married man and his crime fighting
colleagues are aboard the minivan after an eventful visit to
the Brushywood Nuclear Station.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Move over, Ledford, you're hog in the seat.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
You know you could ask nice old drooper Jars. There
ain't much on people skills, is it?
Speaker 7 (22:43):
You get that right?
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Hold it down just for a second, guys. Hello, Hi,
honey bunny. Yes, I know, I said i'd be home soon,
but we hit a little snag at the nuclear plant
while we were trying to give ourselves superpowers. Well remember
how we zapped drinking buddy with radiation and he turned
into this giant, hulking monster. Well we sapped him again
and he split into two identical twins. We're kind of
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trying to get him put back together right now.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
What.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yes, both of them are big drinkers. Yes, I know
you're making KARAOKEI pot rose for dinner with any luck
at all? I'll be home in one hour or so. Okay, honey, buye.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Hey, big guy, did it hurt?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Did what hurt?
Speaker 7 (23:26):
When your wife stuck a ring in your nose? Go
and big guy, so.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Where are we going anyway?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
To see a friend of mine over at the college.
If anybody can figure out how to put Humpty and
Dumpty back together again, it's him.
Speaker 9 (23:41):
Hey, big guy, sure would be nice to stop out
somewheres for a cocktails.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
The way you think big guy hey' was not the lae.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
You know, there's only two of him, but he's three
times as annoying.
Speaker 12 (23:54):
Mole.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Months later, the dysfunctional Soupa quartet arrive at the destination.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Oh well, well, married man's nice to see you, yo,
Come on in the legs.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Oh the old friend sherman klump. This is my crime
fighting sidekick, college buddy. This is our new associate drinking buddy.
And so is this evening professor?
Speaker 7 (24:15):
Was that doctor going? Big guy?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
We really appreciate you meeting us like this.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Oh, no problem, family, and I would just hit it
out to the cafeteria when you.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Call your families here yep, folks.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
I'd like you to meet Central Cities Number one superhero
married man. Oh this is just fair berleus a good
life celebrity married man, married man, married man.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Look who you got with him? It's the before and
before tweet.
Speaker 17 (24:39):
Hut your mouth, that's gonna tag along My blood sugar
gonna get messed up if I don't have something to eat.
Party soon.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Woman, man, ain't got time to hear about all your
little eggs and pain.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Better back up out of my face.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Deh, cletus for I lace snick down on you. Well,
bring on the noise, bring on the funk, Mama cletus please?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Uh so, professor, sure take on our little situation here.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Well, according to some research I've done on the subject,
it's theoretically possible to recombine your twin friends here into
a single entity. In fact, I've developed a special experimental
procedure that'll do just that. First that each of you
needs to take a drink of this special formula. I'll
just pour it in these test tubes here.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
Hey, big guy, I got a shot glass in my mentality. Man, Hey,
it's a small world, ain't it.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
I heard that?
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Okay, Okay, you're just alike.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
We got it now here you go, phillis now drink
that down.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Whoo, that's my strong biguy.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Things kind of like turpentine, and he would know.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Okay, now what, well.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
The formulas temporarily destabilize your friend's molecular structure.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
You kidding, he's been to stabilized since the late seventies.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Now, I want you, gentlemen, to stand at the opposite
sides of the room and run toward each other as
fast as you can.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Well, assuming that they're actually capable of pulling that off.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 5 (26:04):
You see, when they collide, the impact should drive the
unstable molecules back together, turning the twins back into a
single entity.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Sounds good to me.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Okay, drinking buddies on your marks, Get set go.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Red Rover, Red Rover, send me right over.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
They drinking buddies larch toward each other and collide with
a resounding impact.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Great, Caesar's goat, they're back together. You know, all that
running made me kind of thirsty, hate the doc. You
guys ain't drink around here.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
It worked. He's back to his old self. Sherman, you're
a genius. Yeah, we got our drunk back. That ought
to win him the Nobel Prize.
Speaker 17 (26:46):
Y'all ain't gotta run right off, now, do you. I
kind of like to get to know you a little
bit of their superman that's married man. Oh, look at
damn tight I got and I think one older fella. Hey,
any chance of y'all zapping if one hit two? I
wouldn't mind running off three or fall copies of he
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don't get running out?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
No offense, man, but you're creeping me out and solved
by drinking. Buddies are reunited again. We'll leave it to
you whether or not that's a good thing. Kill and
again next time when we'll have Granny say, if you
go out for all my tremonial marbles, don't mess. Next
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spent time tightening adventure, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Well there's a school.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Look you'll find the married nine.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Buzitive lovely married man. Mondays you missed any of it?
Hit the John Boyn Billy Late Risers podcast. Make sure
you signed it for that. Describe to us with a
free iHeartRadio app. Every Monday through Friday. You get the
Big Show and it's entirety all right there, let's play
some word one eight hundred Big Show. We'll get a
couple of contestants play next. Good morning, that's a big
(28:29):
show on the radio. Rolled into your Monday, September twenty
second feature drag Men, The Big Show, bed Box Mayor
and Disimal Sepid Annual Fall Guy Festival. But that's all
about here.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
Before we'll get out.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
So they got on their contest button. You can't get food,
we might call you. Let's play right now.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
I bite my bed.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Okay, no birdie heard that, No birdie word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Pat from Warner Robins, Georgia in morning, Pat, Pat,
is that you chirping?
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Bad?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Warner Robbins, Pat, Hello, Hello, you're figuring out that telephone? Everybody?
All right? Sounds great on the speakerphone, Pat.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I need to take it off.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah yeah. If you we can't even talk with each other,
that's gonna be a hindrance, right, all right, all right,
Well let's say hey the Bill out of Thomasville, Georgia.
Good morning, Bill, Good morning, John Boy. All right, you
got your phone working?
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Good?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
All right, Georgia boys, it'll be John Boy and Pat
Tater and Bill sweet okay, then so Bill, you and
Tate Tait relax, Let's see what me and Pat can
do for the first thirty seconds. Boys, these are random words.
Random words. Okay, Pat, you read to score or something?
All right, okay, start the clock. Now you have one
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of these on the end of your pencil so you
can mark it out.
Speaker 10 (30:03):
Er.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, uh huh. Gooses and chickens have a bunch of these.
Uh no on them? On them? Yes, uh huh? Okay,
this is what you hold out. It's kerosene, a kerosene
blank that gives you light, a kerosene lamp lamp. No
nother word lantern? Yes, uh huh? A jag saw what puzzle? Yes?
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This is a not enough four on the board, but
I'd go to work on you. We're in all right.
Let's see what Bill and Tater can do for there
around one. You ready to Bill? I'm ready, okay, and go.
Speaker 13 (30:43):
Are you lift the bucket up by its what hamble?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (30:47):
You?
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (30:48):
You strike a match and don't touch the blank. It's hot.
Speaker 12 (30:53):
The tip of it, the flickering.
Speaker 13 (30:54):
The flickering part of the fire is called a what
the plank? Yes? Oh you pass out?
Speaker 7 (31:00):
You did?
Speaker 16 (31:01):
What?
Speaker 13 (31:01):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
She I feel?
Speaker 10 (31:04):
Yeah, you're cold?
Speaker 13 (31:06):
So you go and reach for one of these and
pull it over your covers.
Speaker 10 (31:09):
B yep, you put all your Easter eggs in one
of these, all right, Will.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Y'all put a five on the board to take the
lead by one, five to four? I feel free, al right, pad,
Let's see what we can do for round two. Are
you ready? I'm ready? All right? You cut down a
tree with a blank saw chainsaw. Yeah, uh huh. This
is where your heart is in your chest. Uh huh, Hey, bees,
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make this bees honey, yes, uh huh. The Jolly Green Giant.
Uh huh. The not the minority, but the majority. Uh huh.
Not the navy, but the army. Uh huh uh huh.
I am full of blank. I am not scared. I
do not have.
Speaker 12 (32:01):
Courage.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
No, I'm not here there. Yeah, he said fear. But
it was after the buzzer. That was a good job.
Well yeah, okay, Well, let's let the listeners call Jackie
for the rest of the day. Women, he said he
said it over the buzzer. Didn't might hear it? Did
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you hear it? We didn't hear it, So we're gonna
have to Yeah. I don't know, y'all work it out something. Okay,
let's see what Bill and Taylor can do it might
not be it might not be a problem here, so
five will tie, six will win? All right? You ready, Bill,
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 13 (32:40):
To get us book of World?
Speaker 12 (32:41):
What record you?
Speaker 10 (32:43):
The blank is right? The game show you? Hey, take
these in class, write it down, take.
Speaker 13 (32:53):
Or leave me?
Speaker 10 (32:55):
Leave me one of these before you leave on a
piece of paper, leave me out. Yeah, okay, more than
one is called?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
What two s? Still on the other note?
Speaker 13 (33:06):
It's note, but there's more than one note?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Okay, all right, yeah, I'll go to that as mess
it up there with the three on the five. Eight
Pat wins ten to eight. Let's take that one off
just in case. So it's nine to eight. All right,
that was close. Oh we're supposed to add one for Pat.
Come mine, okay, eleven to eight? All right, y'all making
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this just sort about Pat and Bill. Y'all. Georgia boys,
we sure appreciate you. Bill. Give you another shot down
the line, Jackie, make God happen. Pat, you the man.
You got your Happy Herd prize by good work.
Speaker 12 (33:42):
Thank you. I'd like to give a shout out to
my beautiful wife, Kathy. He's waving at me right now.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
He beautiful wife, Kathy. Your husband's a winner. You remember that,
all right? And Bill and Thomasville you hang on around there.
Speaker 12 (33:58):
Okay, buddy, can can I give it shout out?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Of course you can.
Speaker 12 (34:02):
Okay. I want to give a shout out to my
son Conley and his new wife Hannah. They are expecting
our first grandchild in March.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Oh man, you got you a three old Bill coming home.
More congratulations, k.
Speaker 12 (34:18):
My brother in Virginia said to tell you, Duhu, you
know what he means.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I know exactly what it means. Good work a y'all.
Good morning, Make shows on the radio. Bit request for
John Boy James Crushing out of Hot Springs, Arkansas says,
anything with o it. You got a James coming up?
(35:00):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Requested bit this
morning James Grussen out of Hot Springs, Arkansas.
Speaker 9 (35:08):
Here go, ladies and gentlemen. Junior Nation Man presents you
at another entry in our pandemic hit Parade. If they
don't come up with a vaccine pretty soon, we're gonna
have the whole album. Shoot, you might have a box set.
This and goes out to a friend of ours having
a hard time. Right now, we'll just call her, Karen,
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there is nothing that is wrong and asking you to
wear a mask at cost coal a brand new virus
going round. Its calm you, old crazy as sun down
and work with me. Are they'll make us leave. Calm down,
Karen and put your face mask on. It's the very
(35:52):
smallest thing we can all do. Colm down, Karen, or
they'll send us both by home. I've been trying all
day long, just a shop with you.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 9 (36:16):
My hands are freshly saying that tis please don't touch
your nose and eyes and mouth.
Speaker 11 (36:24):
Here.
Speaker 9 (36:24):
And we got stuff too, by that is all that matters.
We need groceries, So baby.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
Please.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Come down, Karen and put your face mask on. It's
the very smallest thing we.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Can all do. Colm down, Karen. They'll show us both
the door.
Speaker 9 (36:49):
I've been trying mighty hard just to shop with you.
Speaker 10 (36:54):
Now.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
The craziest thing about this pandemic is it's turned normal
women into these which call karens. Women held it together
fine through learning how to make zoom calls, how to
get groceries that are going in the store distance, learning
their young'uns. But if a guy at the Verizon store
tries to hand them a face mask, they turn into
(37:15):
the Tasmanian Devil headlining at Ozmaest. It's the scariest thing
I've ever seen. And I accidentally saw Terry Hanson naked
one time. But that, as they say, is a story
for another day. I long to see that paper mask
(37:36):
covering your face so easily. So leave the greater guy alone.
We'll get our craft been headed back home so speedily.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
If you work with me.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
Calm down, Karen and.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Put your face mask on.
Speaker 9 (37:56):
It's the very smallest thing we can all do. Colm down, Karen.
You still can breathe just fine. I've been trying, no
day long, just shop with you. Come down, Karen, put
your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing we.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Can hold it. Come down, Karen. We'll be back home
real soon.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
I've been trying, no day long, just.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
To shop with you.
Speaker 9 (38:32):
By the way, if your name really is Karen, we
apologize for that getting hung on you this year, but things.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Are tough all over.
Speaker 18 (38:41):
I tell you to calm down, but I know y'all
hate that too.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Good morning, Bessy's on the radio. If you'd like this
for you, John Boe and Billy, I'm just a stand
alone for the rest of your life. Key words fault guy.
Maybe you're not ready for that big of a commitment.
Enjoy it right now. Well, there's always something exciting happening
in dismal, seapid South Carolina. And here to tell us
(39:34):
all about the big doings this weekend is the Mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister Mayor, Good.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
Morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. Well, the
risk temperatures of autumn are upon us and here in
beautiful dismal seepagch that can only mean one thing, well
two things really.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
So what are the two things?
Speaker 8 (39:59):
Well, the smell from the sewage treatment plant in Festerberg
has taking a long, a weighted sabbatical. But two, and
most importantly, it's time once again for our annual Fall
Guy Festival.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Ah, a fall festival just for the men folk.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
Well not exactly. See, it's not the Fall Guy Festival.
It's the Fall Guy Festival, a weekend of thrills, spills
and chills by some of the country's best stunt people.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Now you're talking that sounds pretty exciting.
Speaker 8 (40:28):
Well that's the plan. It would kind of suck if
it was boring.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
What's on tap of the big weekend?
Speaker 8 (40:35):
Thank you for asking, John Boy. It all starts Saturday
morning with the Great Traveling Brawl Parade, a staged fight
that goes on for five city blocks featuring the old
Gold Rush Rumblers, a bunch of rough necks dressed up
like authentic deadwood prospectors and frontiersmen, fighting their way down
Main Street. It looks so real you're swear you're standing
(40:58):
ankle deep in horse.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Maneuver, except there's no smell.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
Yeah. Well, we leave the doors open on the port
of John's to kind of add to the effect. And
right behind them is the legendary Blue Hair Battlers.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Wait a minute, blue Hair, you mean like senior citizens.
Speaker 8 (41:13):
That's right, John Boy. A group of veteran stunt players
all over the age of seventy. Yeah, we tried letting
them go first last year, but they're so damn slow.
The parade took almost two hours longer. We started took
care of that. We gave them walkers with wheels and
some rascals, And this year they have a sponsor, doctor
(41:34):
U mofos hip replacement in poorium in denture repairs.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 8 (41:40):
After all the money he made from last year's parade,
he felt sort obligible and bringing up the rear is
a real first for us. Pee Wee Pelucas the world's
only all kids stunt.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Teams like teenagers.
Speaker 8 (41:53):
Oh no, no, no, no, real kids. I think the
oldest one is like seven h Is that safe? They're
gonna lose those teeth anyway. At known things. Move over
to the Junkyard Dog Memorial Sports Complex for even more
thrills and excitement. We have an amazing exhibition by the
Rebel Road Ragers stunt driving team led by the legendary
(42:15):
Joey Chitthead.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Oh you mean Joey Chitwood.
Speaker 8 (42:18):
You obviously haven't met him. A real handful. Next up
is a real treat. We step way back in time
and greet the one and only Medieval.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Canieval Medieval Canieval.
Speaker 8 (42:33):
Oh yeah, man, it's wild. He does these outrageous stunts
dressed as a knight on horseback. This year, he's going
for a new world record as he attempts to jump
twenty five peasants.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Ooh, what happens if he doesn't make it?
Speaker 8 (42:47):
Well, then he'll be taken by horse drawn cart to
the tent. Well, they'll put leeches on him until he
recovers what. I don't know, he's a where do we
insist on authenticity? Add to cap the Knight off, we'll
have an appearance the world's worst stunt man, Clyde mced Splatter.
He has never done a single stunt without getting hurt.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Ah, So what's he gonna be doing?
Speaker 8 (43:11):
Oh? Get this, He'll be riding a shopping cart down
a fifty foot ramp at a ninety degree angle into
a swimming pool of flaming sterno.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Wow, that's insane.
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Oh there's more. Then he'll get out and stagger through
a corral with a dozen wild bulls, and once they
stomp the fire out, he'll be stuffed into a cannon
and shot into a net at the top of a
ten story structure. Then he'll do a free fall into
a swimming pool full of fire.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
An what a finale.
Speaker 11 (43:39):
Ah.
Speaker 8 (43:41):
Then he'll be blindfolded and do a Rubik's Cube in
less than thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
How's he gonna be able to do that?
Speaker 8 (43:47):
Yeah? Well, I don't think we're gonna have to worry
about him getting that far.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Well, I suppose you have to take out quite an
insurance policy for this event.
Speaker 8 (43:56):
Mayor oh boy, howdy you got that right?
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Hey curious should something go wrong, who's the beneficiary?
Speaker 8 (44:03):
So come on down to the right here and beautiful,
don't forget to bring your pod shows. We'll see you there.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
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