May 26, 2025 • 36 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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the corner of Cucumber and five, All morning long, celebrating
our Mom, since coming off Mother's Day yesterdays.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Do this episode.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
My readmind, my readman drive surrounding a minivan, got my
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids. Hey,
there it goes to my read man.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
House.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
He feel Listen, dude, this port guy's.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Really screwed hanging on. Buy a thread, quarter of milk,
no flap bread.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
There goes the.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Married man, got a big glass grew, buys his clothes
at the gap and he's just about how he followed
this car. Married man man read man friend, the neighborhood
married man. I fell him, has no singing life and
let him do what the she says. It's about time
(01:26):
he grew up. There's a school up you'll find the
married mine.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
As our story opens, married man is making a stop
at his friendly neighborhood convenience stall when he runs into
his old pal college buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Hey, married man, how's it hanging?
Speaker 7 (01:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So hanging? I mean, how's it going?
Speaker 8 (01:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Fine?
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
He didn't expect to see you out running around on
Mother's Day Sunday?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh, just picking up a few things.
Speaker 8 (01:51):
Let's see here fuses friction tape or chapstick life Since
you had to get tampons? Huh yeah, where are those anywhere?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Right over there between the cat food and the disposable diapers. Hey,
married man, isn't that the shrew phone?
Speaker 8 (02:06):
I wish you wouldn't keep calling it that. I'm afraid
it'll accidentally slip out sometime. Excuse me, Hello, Yes, honey,
I'm there now. Yes, Yes, they have them. No, I
don't see the super MAXI just the regular Max. No,
I don't think these have the ways. Yes, I know
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we're supposed to make them her mother in fifteen minutes. Yes,
I'll be right there, no problem. No, I don't remember
if she said she wanted to go to the Chinese
place or the Mexican place. That's okay, we could, Yes,
I'll hold Hey, what's happening? We just got that three
way calling feature on our phone. She's getting her mother
(02:50):
on the phone. Oh, hello, y yes, I'm still here. Okay,
she's putting her on Hello hello, mother, Fletcher.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I'm fine.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Oh that's a shame. Well, try not to scratch it. Yes, honey,
I can hear her.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Fine, what well?
Speaker 8 (03:14):
Actually, mother, futger, the the Chinese and the Mexican are
both really in the same price for you? No, off hand,
I don't know if they use MSG at the Chinese place. Yes,
I know it makes you go to sleep that the
Mexican sometimes gives you gas. No, I wouldn't want that either. Yes,
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it is kind of a difficult choice. Listen, I'm on
the shoe, I mean the mobile phone right now. Let
me hang up and YouTube can talk it over. No,
I don't think it'll break the connection. Let's let's give it.
Let's just give it a try. How would that be yet? Yes, honey,
I'm going to the check out right now. I'll be
home in five minutes. What's that other, Fletcher? Yes, I'm
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right right beside the candy cover one of those Reese's.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Peanut butter eggs.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
I believe they only sew those at Easter. Mother Fletcher, Well, yes,
I guess there could be one or two left over.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
All right, I'll chuck on it for you, could, could
you too?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Hold on for just a second, Hey, college buddy, Yeah,
do you want a gun?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Sure? In fact, I got it in the truck right now, Go.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Out, get it, bring it in and then shoot me. Well,
married man, finally, snap? Will they be any more peanut
butter eggs? Will the cluck speak English? Tune in again?
Next time we will hear the little woman say, mother
Fletcher say, and married man say m hm.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Same as to jam. You know you really ought.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
To clean this thing more often, Moss spank that tightening
adventure coming your way, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Loves You'll find the man I read?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Alright, let's play the current events quiz Bidley, what are
we dealing with?
Speaker 8 (05:07):
A key West summer tradition becomes yet another casualty twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
All right, one ain't under big? Shall you? Toll free
line takes seeing with.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Next good Monday morning, this big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I know Bert all excited. The whole week.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Just come to work our video today the perfect mystery
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Speaker 2 (05:57):
I just like mystery boxes. Quos going happens, being back.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
And checking out at the Big show dot com and
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Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Quiz Hey the Bill from Abilene, Texas. Good morning Bill.
Speaker 9 (06:25):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Man is going all right?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Hope everything's okay with you down Abilene?
Speaker 9 (06:32):
Yeah, everything is good. Just hard than all getting I know.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Man, y'all got heat wave down there. That's a cool weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, wow, man, I saw that.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That's crazy.
Speaker 10 (06:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
We were like in the seventies up here, just some
join it.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Like what is Pearl telling you tater some food? Yeah,
that's the only thing she ever says.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Right, all right, well Bill, let's take your quills and
to get you a prize back here.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Right here we go.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
Well, A long time summer tradition in the Florida Keys
has been canceled. In what all the TV people are
calling these uncertain times, the world famous Sloppy Joe's Bar
on Devall Street in Key West, Florida has canceled their
biggest event of the year, the annual Ernest Hemingway Lookalike contest.
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The yearly celebration of the famous writer and adventurer was
set for late July, but organizers say they decided to
cancel the lookalike contests this year because A They're concerned
about the safety of Key West visitors. B there may
not be enough Key West visitors or see, so many
old guys are growing their beards out right now. Everybody
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in the crowd is an ernest hemingway.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Lookaliket, what'd you got, Bail?
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Well, you know, this is one of those times that
millions of Americans like, may your wishes, we were as
smart as John Boy. But fact I'm gonna have to
take feet.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Planks for the commentary. He might be mocking it.
Speaker 11 (08:20):
Could she do?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
That's a possibility.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
Yeah, I was gonna say. That's a little bit of
bigs from the tech.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
All right, well, Mail, you got to mount out of
biggle price bag. You enjoy your munch is making down
I believe for you.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
All right, all right.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
I appreciate it. Guys, y'all stay cool.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Why would jump out? Catch you up on your news?
Right on the other side, pleasure your Top ten last
week contended to celebrate moms This morning, Good morning, Big
(09:30):
shows on the radio celebrating moms. This morning, I hope
you had a good Mother's Day yesterday I got to
spend some time you loved. One special top ten list
this morning. What top ten things my mother taught me.
Number ten to appreciate a job well done.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
If you're gonna kill each other, do it outside. I
just finished cleaning.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Number nine religion. You better pray that this will come
out of the carpet. Number eight time travel. If you
don't straighten up, I'm gonna knock you in the middle
of next week. Number seven logic because.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I said so. That's why.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Number six foresight. Make sure you wear clean underwear in
case you're in an accident. Number five irony. You keep
crying and I'll give you something to cry about. Number
four stam enough you'll sit there until all that s
finish is finished. Number three the circle of life. I
brought you into this world and I can take you out.
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Number two envy. There are millions of less fortunate children
this world who don't have wonderful.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Parents like you do.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
And the number one thing I learned from mom behavior modification.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Stop acting like your father. Good Monday Morning.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's a big show on the radio The Big Show
exclusive update on the Wye tune in these Uncertain Times
said it, I woke up.
Speaker 12 (11:44):
Still not dead again today.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Some old Facebook rumors said.
Speaker 12 (11:49):
I passed away, but I just turned eighty seven, and
I'm mighty proud to say I woke up still not
dead again the day.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I woke up still not dead.
Speaker 12 (12:04):
Again today, which is crazy when you're living this's away.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Last night I watched Netflix, smoked.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
A big Old Jane, and I woke up still.
Speaker 12 (12:17):
I'm not dead again.
Speaker 11 (12:18):
Today.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I ball a new computer.
Speaker 12 (12:22):
I've been learning how to zoom, to say how they
to my rady friends, and never leave the room. This
old dog is learning new tricks every day.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
And I woke up still not dead again today.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I woke up still not dead again.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Today.
Speaker 12 (13:02):
The TV says the world's in the arrangement. I'm still
in the game because I'm still around to play.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
And I woke up still.
Speaker 12 (13:13):
Not dead again today. I got underlying conditions from my
head down to my toes. Right now, I can't do
concerts calls. The concert calls are closed, but I still
got some music left.
Speaker 13 (13:28):
To play because I woke up still not dead again today.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Me and old Keith Richards.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
We ain't never gone the way, and I woke up
still not dead again today.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
Break me off piece thatd kid, cutball.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Good morning, this big show on the radio.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
I'll never forget the fir time I met young boy
and Billy Boy carrying Billy around wrapped up in a
little towel, mean making sound kindly like a cat. Weren't
no bigger than a squirrel. Yon boy wanted me to
bury him out back under that rock. Well, he kept
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crawling out of that towel. After a while, order let
him go, and he crawled off summers John Boy, don't
carry him around in a towel no more. Got a
little basket for him, Little feller, Little Feller.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Good Monday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
All right, Well, we got something to look forward to it.
End of the week, NASCAR raising us back and Darlington
this Sunday. Right man excited about that?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yeah me too.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh boy, that's the waves gonna break out of here.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I didn't want you to leader. Yeah, that's r all right.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Let me see you see, I got a big hour
to go. Oh yeah, catching up with a Reverend Billy
Red Collins. No brief message for Mother's Day, and we're
gonna play wordy.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Word, last chance of joined the winners this morning.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
All right, kid, Big Show rolls home. Good morning, Big
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get this call. Good morning, Big Show.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and hello
to all the beloved friends listing out there in radio land.
Most of America's celebrating Mother's Day and Father's Day this
time of the year, except for them pointy headed lip
ros up there in New York City. Did you hear
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the fancy New York private school where old John, Mike
and Roe and all them beautiful people send their young
and done Listen of this note they sent home with
the kiddies other day. I am writing to inform yous that,
after much thought and discussion this past year, we will
not be a celebrating Mother's Day in Father's Day. At
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this time, these holidays are not needed to enhance our
writing and arts programs. Also, families in our society are
now diverse and varied. Now I can see not wanting
to celebrate Father's Day if your daddy was John McEnroe,
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but mama too well, Now ain't that a fine thing
to teach the kidd is. Y'all can't onor you parents
like it says in the Ten Commandments. We need to
celebrate that diversitization. Y'all know who's behind this thing, don't you.
It's the Gables and the Lebanese in the transvertide. Yeah,
(18:03):
Heather's got two mamas. Sorry, honey, Daddy can't come to
your recital, but maybe Daddy's special friend Larry. We all
got to be diversity five. Wouldn't want nobody get offended. Well,
now I tell you something else that will hurt you feelings, Hail.
(18:27):
It ain't no wonder we're turning out young'ins. It's a
running around dressed up like a hooker's and garbage men
listening to the demon beat all that urban assault music.
Cross Didley and Marilyn Hansen Emin m snickerbar on chicken
m see nuggets, and seems like they all on some
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kind of dope. Half of them get it on the
street corner, the other half get it from the family doctor.
Little Jimmy's got that attention deposition disorder. Here, honey, take
you some of this rival leaving at people's answer for
everything nowadays, appeal for this, Appeal for that, I tell you,
(19:12):
is what they need. They need the gosp pill. They're
all about it. At our special series of meetings this week,
it takes the village people to raise a young the
homo sexual assault on the American family Friday and Saturday
evenings at six Sunday at eleven am and six pm
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at the Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pentecostal Assembly,
just off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road.
Admissions free. A love offering will be collected this here's
the Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding yous it's time to
turn so you don't burn y'all. Keep them straight up
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by it ah here.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Hi, card, we'll keep de train up here. Thank you,
by hi, y'all.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Let's play worthy word one eight hundred big show you
told free line get a couple of contestants team up
play next Good Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
In the video today, the perfect mystery box for Booger
branch Fee was like in my crack Team, I want
to go figure out what to do with it, figure
out what it is, check it out. Love the surprise
that's right there at the big show dot.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Com and time. In a classic.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Request, we'll get something off the wall in minutes for y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Okay, right now.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Let's I went to everybody's head about the bed, the
word anywhere.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
We got Sharon from Kingsport, Tennessee. Good morning, Sharon, good morning,
Good morning. Then we got James from Harden, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Good morning, James.
Speaker 14 (21:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
All right, y'all, welcoming here, James, your own team, Tater
and Randy sharing on the John Bowen mill side.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
What did you say you want to switch teams?
Speaker 14 (21:34):
Okay, good morning, Sharon, Oh oh.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
James said, good morning. Tell you Sharon, say hey to James,
good morning day. I'm the one you always accused of
switching teams.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
We're just wanting to not actually.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
All right, Well, see what we can do here, me
and Sharon will go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
All right, Sharon, are you ready?
Speaker 11 (21:57):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Starting to clock. This is your next of ken. This
is like the daughter of your uncle.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Is that right? The daughter?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, I don't know you okay, nephews and.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, all right? Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
This is like a fighting cage is what they call.
It has gotten. I don't know how many sides it has.
He's got eight eight sides? Yes, all right. These are
guys in the military jump out of airplanes. Yeah, all right, Oh,
everybody's out to get me.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I am. Oh guys, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
The daughter of your uncle would be your cousin, right, yeah,
I gotdn't figure it out there.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
I was like, yeah, that explains that thing of the
family reunion.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
You do have a complicated family shared You put a
three on the board. You did good.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Providing the clues I was getting.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
All right, So James and Tater for their first thirty
You ready, James.
Speaker 14 (23:02):
H Yes, Peter, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (23:04):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
He's very friendly, you know, he's been a homeful while
damn good looking.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
He's just happy to have some human interaction.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Personality is what counts.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
All right, Here we go James and Marcy ready go.
Speaker 15 (23:23):
When you think people are after you and they're really not,
what are you?
Speaker 4 (23:28):
You're you're just being this.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
Followed.
Speaker 15 (23:32):
No, when you think they are, you're just when you
think people are watching you, you're just being blank. People
will tell you that, no, they're not.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
You're just being what.
Speaker 11 (23:43):
People.
Speaker 8 (23:43):
People will do drugs and they.
Speaker 15 (23:45):
Just you know, and they think that the monsters are
after Yes, you jump out of a plane and this
opens up and you float.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
You take a pop test.
Speaker 15 (23:54):
It's a oh, all right, James, you gonna say you
got a two?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
So Sharon leads by one. Still anybody's getting yeah, Well.
Speaker 14 (24:06):
Dames ain't doing too damn good.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
James, turn yourself right.
Speaker 10 (24:14):
Else right.
Speaker 14 (24:19):
Six times and lost every time.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Well this is not over, James, It's not over.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
We lost yet, all right, Sharon and Billy for thirty
seconds after this? Probably are you ready sharing? Yeah and go?
Speaker 8 (24:34):
A test you don't know is coming is called a
pop what quan yep? You see you might have.
Speaker 13 (24:41):
One of these uh in the.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
State capitol to open things up. It's a big What
it's like another name for a demonstration is like you're
trying to fire people up about something they're having a
a pep blank before a ball game. A pep.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Blank before a pep.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
It PEPs him up before the ball game. It's a
pep There you go, James.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Everybody was throwing this by the end.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
All right, So James is determined to lose, all right,
now this is the deal. Shut up a minute, James, heart.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
You can't to him like that. That's my team himself. Well,
all right, Sharon's got five.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
So James, you and Randy need three to tie and
four will win.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
How do you feel about your chances?
Speaker 11 (25:38):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (25:38):
Being was social from America to Eveland?
Speaker 11 (25:42):
This right?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
All right? James?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I hope you win, so you can talk to Jackie
for a while, all right.
Speaker 14 (25:55):
James, I don't think I want to do that, all right, James.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
We want you to concentrate. Three will tie? Ready go.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Nobody likes being around bees because they might do this
to you.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
That's right, all right. So this is a big instrument
that they play in the band.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's a big one that a big bell at the top,
twisting things and you blow into a marching band.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Marching bands playing boom.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
Boom boom, marching band.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
No, what what instrument am I playing? Boom boom, boom boom.
It sounds like that. No, a big, a big one
looks heavy to carry bone, No big.
Speaker 14 (26:32):
Bone, Just.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
James, you only lost by one, Sharon.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Closer.
Speaker 14 (26:47):
Okay, don boy, I got a question for you.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I'm sure you do.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
Yes, James, I'm the most I'm the most looselest person
on your show. Do I get a pack to that.
Speaker 12 (27:01):
Now?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
He said he's the most losing the show?
Speaker 8 (27:05):
Does he get a prize back?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh? Okay, yeah, James, let me.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
No, no, give him that these nice people go home.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
Give him a week with Astronaut to make it feel
so much better about him.
Speaker 14 (27:23):
No, hell no, not sorry, James.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
James, You're gonna appreciate that prize BacT so much more
when you finally win one.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Buddy, all right.
Speaker 14 (27:36):
Yeah, worry, don't have this now, John Boys. Does this
mean I don't get to talk to Jackie again?
Speaker 15 (27:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Oh yeah, Jackie's making a call on that one. I'll
put you on hold, James, let's see what happens. But Sharon,
you're definitely talking to Jackie. We'll get your prize back
over the King's board. All right, Yeah, Morning Big Shows
on the radio. Jackie did pick up on James to
say goodbye to her by the way, because you're wondering.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
She's almost finished.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Biggessession in the Marching band.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Saxophone, a big saxophone that's try to sound life moving
on time of the classic beer requests in the morning.
We got Brent Wilson saying, please play anything with or
about Hansen.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Brent, we'll do that next.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Good Morning. It's Wigsy on the radio. Classy bit request
from Brent Wilson. There's some fun with Hansa. He is
a retired hans back in his home down to Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Well, go and listen to us. Last Friday, Greg Warren's.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Gonna just start putting random things in his mailbox because
he fell out.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
He lives like five miles from Agrost.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
It smart, so we'll keep up with that right now,
here's a classic bit.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
In the morning.
Speaker 16 (29:28):
Hey's the other one about this lexic devil worshiper. He
sold his soul to Santa get it sold his sold
of Santa.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Santa supposed to be saying, can understand me your son
of them? There was the boy from me Saint Louis.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Kind of scrony, kind of screw he had a funny
way of speaking words eats butter and spin like a
model t Ford, and folks would just say, oh my lord,
that's the damnedest thing.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I ever heard. He tried to talk like other folks.
Speaker 10 (29:56):
My friends thought he was playing jokes with a damp
and drippy wade for blies.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Will He didn't want to be the guy.
Speaker 10 (30:03):
Whose voicemade all the children cry, and his efforts just
gotta last from.
Speaker 14 (30:07):
All the guys.
Speaker 16 (30:09):
Just set your pie hole trying to listen to all
the great stuff that you're missing. Your complaints really starting
to piss me off, So stay.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Right where you aren't sitting, do your.
Speaker 16 (30:19):
Best to nize the spit. Excuse me while I have
turned my head and come just look affectedly, I can
ever tell.
Speaker 10 (30:25):
For many years he tried his best, but mostly just
wound up depressed. Talking didn't seem to be his call
because all his consonants and vowels sounded like a bull
void and its bowels or aleprechn with a mouthful of
tennis balls. That boy just seemed to have an act
to sound like Popeye hooked on crack Ontila.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Friend said, go to speech in school. They'll teach you
how to form your words so they don't sound like
dropping turns. And maybe you can learn how not to andrew. Hey,
their family is such a yep. I don't need the
your crap. I'll lick this talk. And I'm little, don't
you friend?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Sent and silly.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
You'll be the first to get to scoop and I
won't sound like popeye PLoP?
Speaker 16 (31:06):
And why the hell's this counter so damn wet because
it me there's a sprinkler on I can never tell you.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
So he had it off to diction class and makes
surprise he didn't pass, but he wouldn't let his dreams
just fade away.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Now look today, and what do you know?
Speaker 10 (31:20):
He's a great big star on the radio where the
listeners can't get hit with all that spray.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Now folks tune in from miles around.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
I hear him make those awful sounds like a thousand
munchkins trying not to drown.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
But he's still the damnest thing you heard.
Speaker 10 (31:35):
But now he's the.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Kingo wordy word, and no one knows just how he
keeps his crown. Oh so this is sort of underwear
that all the strippers.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Like to wear.
Speaker 16 (31:44):
It's got that strength that runs right up here, butts
Smith timer klock is running out.
Speaker 10 (31:49):
So please don't make me scream, but shout a sexy
laingerie and it's called a wat.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
It's underwear. Damn, it's sexy underwear. The kind of your
wife doesn't wear, at least she doesn't when you're.
Speaker 16 (31:59):
A song it's a tong idiot, I wanted this thirty
seconds of my life back you check ass.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You're the worst wordy word player the received or working.
What's the hell's wrong with you? So speak English?
Speaker 11 (32:12):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Worry? I hurt?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, good morning. This makes you on the radio here
for a few more minutes. Have enough salute to mothers
here the day after Mother's Day, let's tune right here.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Sam, you identify with us and.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
In constant sorrow.
Speaker 17 (33:03):
Through her days, Am mom, mom.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Of constant sorrow. Thirty days.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
O, my days.
Speaker 17 (33:21):
Have been fair with hel to real employment and now
ever get a race.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Certain and now she'll never.
Speaker 17 (33:36):
Ever get a rangy six long years of either's been.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Pregnant or having see like a cow.
Speaker 18 (33:55):
My Pitchiens Spencer steeper loving but Junior, O.
Speaker 17 (34:05):
The east mountains now, but Junior, these fountains.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Now shut up? Shu get your finger on your.
Speaker 18 (34:29):
Man DEI s Mandy, don't do laundry.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
He leaves his is I mussy.
Speaker 17 (34:43):
Man over grands have Sobbie bos and man o.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Birsty.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
Don't booth be diether sure you stay stop more morning.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Get that peanut butter sound out of the pc R. Please.
Speaker 18 (35:16):
These two things are gonna kill me if I dog
a good night sleep.
Speaker 17 (35:31):
You who can bear Remy here right next Walmart so
I can fast.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
They're resting thief so she.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Can fastlier resting.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Don't make me stop this.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
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the corner of Cucumber and five, All morning long, celebrating
our Mom, since coming off Mother's Day yesterdays.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Do this episode.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
My readmind, my readman drive surrounding a minivan, got my
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids. Hey,
there it goes to my read man.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
House.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
He feel Listen, dude, this port guy's.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Really screwed hanging on. Buy a thread, quarter of milk,
no flap bread.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
There goes the.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Married man, got a big glass grew, buys his clothes
at the gap and he's just about how he followed
this car. Married man man read man friend, the neighborhood
married man. I fell him, has no singing life and
let him do what the she says. It's about time
(01:26):
he grew up. There's a school up you'll find the
married mine.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
As our story opens, married man is making a stop
at his friendly neighborhood convenience stall when he runs into
his old pal college buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Hey, married man, how's it hanging?
Speaker 7 (01:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So hanging? I mean, how's it going?
Speaker 8 (01:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Fine?
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
He didn't expect to see you out running around on
Mother's Day Sunday?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh, just picking up a few things.
Speaker 8 (01:51):
Let's see here fuses friction tape or chapstick life Since
you had to get tampons? Huh yeah, where are those anywhere?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Right over there between the cat food and the disposable diapers. Hey,
married man, isn't that the shrew phone?
Speaker 8 (02:06):
I wish you wouldn't keep calling it that. I'm afraid
it'll accidentally slip out sometime. Excuse me, Hello, Yes, honey,
I'm there now. Yes, Yes, they have them. No, I
don't see the super MAXI just the regular Max. No,
I don't think these have the ways. Yes, I know
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we're supposed to make them her mother in fifteen minutes. Yes,
I'll be right there, no problem. No, I don't remember
if she said she wanted to go to the Chinese
place or the Mexican place. That's okay, we could, Yes,
I'll hold Hey, what's happening? We just got that three
way calling feature on our phone. She's getting her mother
(02:50):
on the phone. Oh, hello, y yes, I'm still here. Okay,
she's putting her on Hello hello, mother, Fletcher.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I'm fine.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Oh that's a shame. Well, try not to scratch it. Yes, honey,
I can hear her.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Fine, what well?
Speaker 8 (03:14):
Actually, mother, futger, the the Chinese and the Mexican are
both really in the same price for you? No, off hand,
I don't know if they use MSG at the Chinese place. Yes,
I know it makes you go to sleep that the
Mexican sometimes gives you gas. No, I wouldn't want that either. Yes,
(03:38):
it is kind of a difficult choice. Listen, I'm on
the shoe, I mean the mobile phone right now. Let
me hang up and YouTube can talk it over. No,
I don't think it'll break the connection. Let's let's give it.
Let's just give it a try. How would that be yet? Yes, honey,
I'm going to the check out right now. I'll be
home in five minutes. What's that other, Fletcher? Yes, I'm
(04:02):
right right beside the candy cover one of those Reese's.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Peanut butter eggs.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
I believe they only sew those at Easter. Mother Fletcher, Well, yes,
I guess there could be one or two left over.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
All right, I'll chuck on it for you, could, could
you too?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Hold on for just a second, Hey, college buddy, Yeah,
do you want a gun?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Sure? In fact, I got it in the truck right now, Go.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Out, get it, bring it in and then shoot me. Well,
married man, finally, snap? Will they be any more peanut
butter eggs? Will the cluck speak English? Tune in again?
Next time we will hear the little woman say, mother
Fletcher say, and married man say m hm.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Same as to jam. You know you really ought.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
To clean this thing more often, Moss spank that tightening
adventure coming your way, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Loves You'll find the man I read?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Alright, let's play the current events quiz Bidley, what are
we dealing with?
Speaker 8 (05:07):
A key West summer tradition becomes yet another casualty twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
All right, one ain't under big? Shall you? Toll free
line takes seeing with.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Next good Monday morning, this big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I know Bert all excited. The whole week.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
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Speaker 2 (05:57):
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Speaker 1 (06:00):
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Speaker 2 (06:06):
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Speaker 1 (06:13):
Quiz Hey the Bill from Abilene, Texas. Good morning Bill.
Speaker 9 (06:25):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Man is going all right?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Hope everything's okay with you down Abilene?
Speaker 9 (06:32):
Yeah, everything is good. Just hard than all getting I know.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Man, y'all got heat wave down there. That's a cool weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, wow, man, I saw that.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That's crazy.
Speaker 10 (06:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
We were like in the seventies up here, just some
join it.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Like what is Pearl telling you tater some food? Yeah,
that's the only thing she ever says.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Right, all right, well Bill, let's take your quills and
to get you a prize back here.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Right here we go.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
Well, A long time summer tradition in the Florida Keys
has been canceled. In what all the TV people are
calling these uncertain times, the world famous Sloppy Joe's Bar
on Devall Street in Key West, Florida has canceled their
biggest event of the year, the annual Ernest Hemingway Lookalike contest.
(07:33):
The yearly celebration of the famous writer and adventurer was
set for late July, but organizers say they decided to
cancel the lookalike contests this year because A They're concerned
about the safety of Key West visitors. B there may
not be enough Key West visitors or see, so many
old guys are growing their beards out right now. Everybody
(07:54):
in the crowd is an ernest hemingway.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Lookaliket, what'd you got, Bail?
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Well, you know, this is one of those times that
millions of Americans like, may your wishes, we were as
smart as John Boy. But fact I'm gonna have to
take feet.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Planks for the commentary. He might be mocking it.
Speaker 11 (08:20):
Could she do?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
That's a possibility.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
Yeah, I was gonna say. That's a little bit of
bigs from the tech.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
All right, well, Mail, you got to mount out of
biggle price bag. You enjoy your munch is making down
I believe for you.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
All right, all right.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
I appreciate it. Guys, y'all stay cool.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Why would jump out? Catch you up on your news?
Right on the other side, pleasure your Top ten last
week contended to celebrate moms This morning, Good morning, Big
(09:30):
shows on the radio celebrating moms. This morning, I hope
you had a good Mother's Day yesterday I got to
spend some time you loved. One special top ten list
this morning. What top ten things my mother taught me.
Number ten to appreciate a job well done.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
If you're gonna kill each other, do it outside. I
just finished cleaning.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Number nine religion. You better pray that this will come
out of the carpet. Number eight time travel. If you
don't straighten up, I'm gonna knock you in the middle
of next week. Number seven logic because.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I said so. That's why.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Number six foresight. Make sure you wear clean underwear in
case you're in an accident. Number five irony. You keep
crying and I'll give you something to cry about. Number
four stam enough you'll sit there until all that s
finish is finished. Number three the circle of life. I
brought you into this world and I can take you out.
(10:33):
Number two envy. There are millions of less fortunate children
this world who don't have wonderful.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Parents like you do.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
And the number one thing I learned from mom behavior modification.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Stop acting like your father. Good Monday Morning.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's a big show on the radio The Big Show
exclusive update on the Wye tune in these Uncertain Times
said it, I woke up.
Speaker 12 (11:44):
Still not dead again today.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Some old Facebook rumors said.
Speaker 12 (11:49):
I passed away, but I just turned eighty seven, and
I'm mighty proud to say I woke up still not
dead again the day.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I woke up still not dead.
Speaker 12 (12:04):
Again today, which is crazy when you're living this's away.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Last night I watched Netflix, smoked.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
A big Old Jane, and I woke up still.
Speaker 12 (12:17):
I'm not dead again.
Speaker 11 (12:18):
Today.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I ball a new computer.
Speaker 12 (12:22):
I've been learning how to zoom, to say how they
to my rady friends, and never leave the room. This
old dog is learning new tricks every day.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
And I woke up still not dead again today.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I woke up still not dead again.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Today.
Speaker 12 (13:02):
The TV says the world's in the arrangement. I'm still
in the game because I'm still around to play.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
And I woke up still.
Speaker 12 (13:13):
Not dead again today. I got underlying conditions from my
head down to my toes. Right now, I can't do
concerts calls. The concert calls are closed, but I still
got some music left.
Speaker 13 (13:28):
To play because I woke up still not dead again today.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Me and old Keith Richards.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
We ain't never gone the way, and I woke up
still not dead again today.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
Break me off piece thatd kid, cutball.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Good morning, this big show on the radio.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
I'll never forget the fir time I met young boy
and Billy Boy carrying Billy around wrapped up in a
little towel, mean making sound kindly like a cat. Weren't
no bigger than a squirrel. Yon boy wanted me to
bury him out back under that rock. Well, he kept
(14:17):
crawling out of that towel. After a while, order let
him go, and he crawled off summers John Boy, don't
carry him around in a towel no more. Got a
little basket for him, Little feller, Little Feller.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Good Monday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
All right, Well, we got something to look forward to it.
End of the week, NASCAR raising us back and Darlington
this Sunday. Right man excited about that?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yeah me too.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh boy, that's the waves gonna break out of here.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I didn't want you to leader. Yeah, that's r all right.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Let me see you see, I got a big hour
to go. Oh yeah, catching up with a Reverend Billy
Red Collins. No brief message for Mother's Day, and we're
gonna play wordy.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
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Speaker 1 (15:57):
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get this call. Good morning, Big Show.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and hello
to all the beloved friends listing out there in radio land.
Most of America's celebrating Mother's Day and Father's Day this
time of the year, except for them pointy headed lip
ros up there in New York City. Did you hear
(16:52):
the fancy New York private school where old John, Mike
and Roe and all them beautiful people send their young
and done Listen of this note they sent home with
the kiddies other day. I am writing to inform yous that,
after much thought and discussion this past year, we will
not be a celebrating Mother's Day in Father's Day. At
(17:17):
this time, these holidays are not needed to enhance our
writing and arts programs. Also, families in our society are
now diverse and varied. Now I can see not wanting
to celebrate Father's Day if your daddy was John McEnroe,
(17:38):
but mama too well, Now ain't that a fine thing
to teach the kidd is. Y'all can't onor you parents
like it says in the Ten Commandments. We need to
celebrate that diversitization. Y'all know who's behind this thing, don't you.
It's the Gables and the Lebanese in the transvertide. Yeah,
(18:03):
Heather's got two mamas. Sorry, honey, Daddy can't come to
your recital, but maybe Daddy's special friend Larry. We all
got to be diversity five. Wouldn't want nobody get offended. Well,
now I tell you something else that will hurt you feelings, Hail.
(18:27):
It ain't no wonder we're turning out young'ins. It's a
running around dressed up like a hooker's and garbage men
listening to the demon beat all that urban assault music.
Cross Didley and Marilyn Hansen Emin m snickerbar on chicken
m see nuggets, and seems like they all on some
(18:48):
kind of dope. Half of them get it on the
street corner, the other half get it from the family doctor.
Little Jimmy's got that attention deposition disorder. Here, honey, take
you some of this rival leaving at people's answer for
everything nowadays, appeal for this, Appeal for that, I tell you,
(19:12):
is what they need. They need the gosp pill. They're
all about it. At our special series of meetings this week,
it takes the village people to raise a young the
homo sexual assault on the American family Friday and Saturday
evenings at six Sunday at eleven am and six pm
(19:33):
at the Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pentecostal Assembly,
just off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road.
Admissions free. A love offering will be collected this here's
the Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding yous it's time to
turn so you don't burn y'all. Keep them straight up
(19:55):
by it ah here.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Hi, card, we'll keep de train up here. Thank you,
by hi, y'all.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Let's play worthy word one eight hundred big show you
told free line get a couple of contestants team up
play next Good Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
In the video today, the perfect mystery box for Booger
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Speaker 2 (20:51):
Com and time. In a classic.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Request, we'll get something off the wall in minutes for y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Okay, right now.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Let's I went to everybody's head about the bed, the
word anywhere.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
We got Sharon from Kingsport, Tennessee. Good morning, Sharon, good morning,
Good morning. Then we got James from Harden, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Good morning, James.
Speaker 14 (21:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
All right, y'all, welcoming here, James, your own team, Tater
and Randy sharing on the John Bowen mill side.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
What did you say you want to switch teams?
Speaker 14 (21:34):
Okay, good morning, Sharon, Oh oh.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
James said, good morning. Tell you Sharon, say hey to James,
good morning day. I'm the one you always accused of
switching teams.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
We're just wanting to not actually.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
All right, Well, see what we can do here, me
and Sharon will go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
All right, Sharon, are you ready?
Speaker 11 (21:57):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Starting to clock. This is your next of ken. This
is like the daughter of your uncle.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Is that right? The daughter?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, I don't know you okay, nephews and.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, all right? Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
This is like a fighting cage is what they call.
It has gotten. I don't know how many sides it has.
He's got eight eight sides? Yes, all right. These are
guys in the military jump out of airplanes. Yeah, all right, Oh,
everybody's out to get me.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I am. Oh guys, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
The daughter of your uncle would be your cousin, right, yeah,
I gotdn't figure it out there.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
I was like, yeah, that explains that thing of the
family reunion.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
You do have a complicated family shared You put a
three on the board. You did good.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Providing the clues I was getting.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
All right, So James and Tater for their first thirty
You ready, James.
Speaker 14 (23:02):
H Yes, Peter, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (23:04):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
He's very friendly, you know, he's been a homeful while
damn good looking.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
He's just happy to have some human interaction.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Personality is what counts.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
All right, Here we go James and Marcy ready go.
Speaker 15 (23:23):
When you think people are after you and they're really not,
what are you?
Speaker 4 (23:28):
You're you're just being this.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
Followed.
Speaker 15 (23:32):
No, when you think they are, you're just when you
think people are watching you, you're just being blank. People
will tell you that, no, they're not.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
You're just being what.
Speaker 11 (23:43):
People.
Speaker 8 (23:43):
People will do drugs and they.
Speaker 15 (23:45):
Just you know, and they think that the monsters are
after Yes, you jump out of a plane and this
opens up and you float.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
You take a pop test.
Speaker 15 (23:54):
It's a oh, all right, James, you gonna say you
got a two?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
So Sharon leads by one. Still anybody's getting yeah, Well.
Speaker 14 (24:06):
Dames ain't doing too damn good.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
James, turn yourself right.
Speaker 10 (24:14):
Else right.
Speaker 14 (24:19):
Six times and lost every time.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Well this is not over, James, It's not over.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
We lost yet, all right, Sharon and Billy for thirty
seconds after this? Probably are you ready sharing? Yeah and go?
Speaker 8 (24:34):
A test you don't know is coming is called a
pop what quan yep? You see you might have.
Speaker 13 (24:41):
One of these uh in the.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
State capitol to open things up. It's a big What
it's like another name for a demonstration is like you're
trying to fire people up about something they're having a
a pep blank before a ball game. A pep.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Blank before a pep.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
It PEPs him up before the ball game. It's a
pep There you go, James.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Everybody was throwing this by the end.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
All right, So James is determined to lose, all right,
now this is the deal. Shut up a minute, James, heart.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
You can't to him like that. That's my team himself. Well,
all right, Sharon's got five.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
So James, you and Randy need three to tie and
four will win.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
How do you feel about your chances?
Speaker 11 (25:38):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (25:38):
Being was social from America to Eveland?
Speaker 11 (25:42):
This right?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
All right? James?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I hope you win, so you can talk to Jackie
for a while, all right.
Speaker 14 (25:55):
James, I don't think I want to do that, all right, James.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
We want you to concentrate. Three will tie? Ready go.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Nobody likes being around bees because they might do this
to you.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
That's right, all right. So this is a big instrument
that they play in the band.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's a big one that a big bell at the top,
twisting things and you blow into a marching band.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Marching bands playing boom.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
Boom boom, marching band.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
No, what what instrument am I playing? Boom boom, boom boom.
It sounds like that. No, a big, a big one
looks heavy to carry bone, No big.
Speaker 14 (26:32):
Bone, Just.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
James, you only lost by one, Sharon.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Closer.
Speaker 14 (26:47):
Okay, don boy, I got a question for you.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I'm sure you do.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
Yes, James, I'm the most I'm the most looselest person
on your show. Do I get a pack to that.
Speaker 12 (27:01):
Now?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
He said he's the most losing the show?
Speaker 8 (27:05):
Does he get a prize back?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh? Okay, yeah, James, let me.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
No, no, give him that these nice people go home.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
Give him a week with Astronaut to make it feel
so much better about him.
Speaker 14 (27:23):
No, hell no, not sorry, James.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
James, You're gonna appreciate that prize BacT so much more
when you finally win one.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Buddy, all right.
Speaker 14 (27:36):
Yeah, worry, don't have this now, John Boys. Does this
mean I don't get to talk to Jackie again?
Speaker 15 (27:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Oh yeah, Jackie's making a call on that one. I'll
put you on hold, James, let's see what happens. But Sharon,
you're definitely talking to Jackie. We'll get your prize back
over the King's board. All right, Yeah, Morning Big Shows
on the radio. Jackie did pick up on James to
say goodbye to her by the way, because you're wondering.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
She's almost finished.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Biggessession in the Marching band.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Saxophone, a big saxophone that's try to sound life moving
on time of the classic beer requests in the morning.
We got Brent Wilson saying, please play anything with or
about Hansen.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Brent, we'll do that next.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Good Morning. It's Wigsy on the radio. Classy bit request
from Brent Wilson. There's some fun with Hansa. He is
a retired hans back in his home down to Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Well, go and listen to us. Last Friday, Greg Warren's.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Gonna just start putting random things in his mailbox because
he fell out.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
He lives like five miles from Agrost.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
It smart, so we'll keep up with that right now,
here's a classic bit.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
In the morning.
Speaker 16 (29:28):
Hey's the other one about this lexic devil worshiper. He
sold his soul to Santa get it sold his sold
of Santa.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Santa supposed to be saying, can understand me your son
of them? There was the boy from me Saint Louis.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Kind of scrony, kind of screw he had a funny
way of speaking words eats butter and spin like a
model t Ford, and folks would just say, oh my lord,
that's the damnedest thing.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I ever heard. He tried to talk like other folks.
Speaker 10 (29:56):
My friends thought he was playing jokes with a damp
and drippy wade for blies.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Will He didn't want to be the guy.
Speaker 10 (30:03):
Whose voicemade all the children cry, and his efforts just
gotta last from.
Speaker 14 (30:07):
All the guys.
Speaker 16 (30:09):
Just set your pie hole trying to listen to all
the great stuff that you're missing. Your complaints really starting
to piss me off, So stay.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Right where you aren't sitting, do your.
Speaker 16 (30:19):
Best to nize the spit. Excuse me while I have
turned my head and come just look affectedly, I can
ever tell.
Speaker 10 (30:25):
For many years he tried his best, but mostly just
wound up depressed. Talking didn't seem to be his call
because all his consonants and vowels sounded like a bull
void and its bowels or aleprechn with a mouthful of
tennis balls. That boy just seemed to have an act
to sound like Popeye hooked on crack Ontila.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Friend said, go to speech in school. They'll teach you
how to form your words so they don't sound like
dropping turns. And maybe you can learn how not to andrew. Hey,
their family is such a yep. I don't need the
your crap. I'll lick this talk. And I'm little, don't
you friend?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Sent and silly.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
You'll be the first to get to scoop and I
won't sound like popeye PLoP?
Speaker 16 (31:06):
And why the hell's this counter so damn wet because
it me there's a sprinkler on I can never tell you.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
So he had it off to diction class and makes
surprise he didn't pass, but he wouldn't let his dreams
just fade away.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Now look today, and what do you know?
Speaker 10 (31:20):
He's a great big star on the radio where the
listeners can't get hit with all that spray.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Now folks tune in from miles around.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
I hear him make those awful sounds like a thousand
munchkins trying not to drown.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
But he's still the damnest thing you heard.
Speaker 10 (31:35):
But now he's the.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Kingo wordy word, and no one knows just how he
keeps his crown. Oh so this is sort of underwear
that all the strippers.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Like to wear.
Speaker 16 (31:44):
It's got that strength that runs right up here, butts
Smith timer klock is running out.
Speaker 10 (31:49):
So please don't make me scream, but shout a sexy
laingerie and it's called a wat.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
It's underwear. Damn, it's sexy underwear. The kind of your
wife doesn't wear, at least she doesn't when you're.
Speaker 16 (31:59):
A song it's a tong idiot, I wanted this thirty
seconds of my life back you check ass.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You're the worst wordy word player the received or working.
What's the hell's wrong with you? So speak English?
Speaker 11 (32:12):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Worry? I hurt?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, good morning. This makes you on the radio here
for a few more minutes. Have enough salute to mothers
here the day after Mother's Day, let's tune right here.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Sam, you identify with us and.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
In constant sorrow.
Speaker 17 (33:03):
Through her days, Am mom, mom.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Of constant sorrow. Thirty days.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
O, my days.
Speaker 17 (33:21):
Have been fair with hel to real employment and now
ever get a race.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Certain and now she'll never.
Speaker 17 (33:36):
Ever get a rangy six long years of either's been.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Pregnant or having see like a cow.
Speaker 18 (33:55):
My Pitchiens Spencer steeper loving but Junior, O.
Speaker 17 (34:05):
The east mountains now, but Junior, these fountains.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Now shut up? Shu get your finger on your.
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Man DEI s Mandy, don't do laundry.
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He leaves his is I mussy.
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Man over grands have Sobbie bos and man o.
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Birsty.
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Don't booth be diether sure you stay stop more morning.
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Get that peanut butter sound out of the pc R. Please.
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These two things are gonna kill me if I dog
a good night sleep.
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You who can bear Remy here right next Walmart so
I can fast.
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They're resting thief so she.
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Can fastlier resting.
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Don't make me stop this.
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Car bit boxes here.
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