October 20, 2025 • 36 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good Monday morning. It's a Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I feature track for The Big Show Bedbox mad Max
on Pumpkin Spies.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
He words pumpkin spies.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, I don't get with me in the radio.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Version of The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
At the end of this year.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
You gotta keep up with that mid.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Box at the Big Show dot Com, the John Boebetter
Facebook phase. When you take an actor, Taylor, don't teach
me how to be an influencer.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
To the bill, came this Man.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Show dot Com And right now.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's time for Beat the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And we got our contestant on the line at a
beautiful blue field, West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
The head of Mike, Hey, Mike, how you doing, John Boy?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I gotta set on my hands, keep waving it everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I'll be good.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Damn money.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
How's Tate of doing?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Over her? She looking good? Ready to go?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
She's a smart fella. She's smart. I'm a smart fella,
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
John Ford.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, Mike, you know what, do you agree or disagree
with Tator's answers? Get too right for too wrong and
you win the big old prize spot.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So that's do it, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Take take the numbers on an American roulette wheel or
predominantly red and black except for the z row and
the double zero.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
What color are they?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
I'm glad you're asking me, because fokes call me Marcy
the gambler.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Read had a few.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah, you get three drakes with your gamble, and those
are yellow zero in the double zero or yellow?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He just says they're yellow on the rulet wheel. Mike,
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Well, I haven't played.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I haven't been around a roulette wheel lately.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Uh so I'm gonna have to agree with her.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Agree with the yellow? No, it's green. It's green.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, green from money. Yeah, now you remember? All right,
dog on, there's a bus. Let's go on tour. Next question,
you see when you get a.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Bell mars you.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
If you're celebrating your diamond anniversary. How many years have
you been married?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You're asking me? Ask you me, diamond anniversary.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Gotta be at it for a while there, You've been
married sixty years to get your diamond anniversary.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Sixty years is the diamond anniversary, all right?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Mike?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
No, No, I disagree with that. I disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, I was afraid. Oh, actually got that one right here.
Sixty is the diamond, fifty is golden, seventy is platinum.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And seventy five they ran out of ideas.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's back to diamond, right. Well, shut, We're gonna make
you happy before we hang up on you.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That's the good thing about this contest, all right. So
if you'll hang on for happiness, hook yuh? All right,
he's good a boy, all right, it's your news. On
the other side, I remember in Raper for a Monday
(04:06):
morning and then twenty minutes we ax an eye.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Let's kick off of John Boy and Billy Show. A
lot of times on Monday we use some leftover letters
from letters to the editor Friday. Here's one though, that
gives an example of something we were talking about and
something that was certainly in the news all last week.
Thomas Veach V E A. C. H. In Greenville, South
carl And. He says, about six years ago, I was
(05:04):
on ambient to help me sleep due to a rotating
shift schedule. For several weeks, I had no problems with
the drug and got very good and RESTful sleep. I
would take the drug after getting off from work and
head for the bed. It would take about ten minutes
to start affecting my motor skills, so I always made
sure I was ready for bed and ready for work
(05:24):
the next day. And one day, all of a sudden,
I was at work. It is not easily described. Imagine
walking through a door into the light and noise of
an industry and turning around to find no door back
into the night. I was at work, fully dressed, had
driven thirty seven miles, a forty five minute trip through
the countryside of upstate South Carolina. I was at work
(05:47):
on time for nearly two hours, doing my job, and
I didn't and don't remember a thing after going to
bed the night before. I reported this and to my
dr no. He told me it was called sleep amnesia
and that I had not given myself enough time to sleep.
I told him I'd gone to bed at eight fifteen
(06:08):
as usual, apparently, arisen at five o'clock, eight hours and
forty five minutes of sleep, showered, dressed, eating dinner with
my wife, driven to work, and worked two hours without
anyone noticing anything odd. It happened once again in much
the same way several weeks later. I then quit taking ambion.
When my son was killed, I was put back on
Ambien to help me get some sleep. As before. Things
(06:30):
went well for several weeks. Then one morning I found
myself sleeping in the closet and hearing my wife crying.
My wife was at work and I was wide awake
when I heard her crying. I could tell exactly where
she was in the room, except that she wasn't there.
I searched the house for her, and she stopped crying.
When I entered our son's room. I freaked out. When
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my wife did come, I come home. I went to
my doctor. He was afraid I might have had a
stroke because of the hallucination. One thing I'd liked to
know alcohol was not involved in the first two incidents,
and only a half glass of red wine for dinner
was involved in the third. One thing I learned ambion
is a hallucinogen. Hallucinogen, and that's how it works to
(07:14):
get your brain to go to sleep. So there's a
personal story for these stories that you've heard about ambient
and drunk drivers and so on. And people are taking
these sleeping pills, and as one news article pointed out,
doctors handing these things out like like bubblegum or whatever else,
(07:37):
pairs of peers or whatever, piz peasy anyway, that's something
I toy that kids have hand them out seemingly rather indiscriminately,
although it's very plain that they should not use these
for more than about seven days, and certainly it's on
all of the bottles, all of the prescription not to
be used with alcohol. So there you go. Could be
(08:02):
some of these people who are driving the wrong way
on the highway and running into people are people who
are taking sleeping pills and then drinking a whole.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Lot of alcohol.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Anyway, just thought we'd bring that up to date, and
there's a person's personal story to add to the many
others that we are hearing about people taking sleeping pills.
Robert d Ray for John boyn Billy Show all.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Morning, It's amazing all the radio.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
We continue with our married man Monday in about twenty minutes.
Right now, it's time to axeit, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Welcome to Axite, Patrick, I'm sorry, Jack, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Teddy got take a picture of their feet. He got
a foot thing going on.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Now.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
You know what's gonna be bad when he starts taking
pictures of John Boy he gets a closer for that Hamito,
He's gonna think twice.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Welcome to axe Eche.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
The place to go for all the fall one one
you need for all your what you call intro personal relation.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Sure dos he dig this? Dear ike?
Speaker 9 (09:38):
I live in Mississippi, home to some of the most
beautiful Nubian princesses in the world. Unfortunately I'm wider than
Casper's enter thighs in the winter time. How does someone
like myself entice such beautiful women without getting the holy
water thrown on me? Signed melanin lover in Carthage, DMN mail.
(10:00):
I have helped a lot of white boys in my life,
but Dee, you is white, Rice White, snow white, Jeff
Foxworthy white, and you.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Are interested in Nubian princesses when I first.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Of all, see when you use big words, I don't know.
I take that as a sign of disrespect. See I's
been around, but not around the world. Well, not like
that anyway, right Jackie wink wank. So I had to
look up that word, and since I didn't know how
to specificate it, it took some time. Allow me to
(10:36):
elucidrate nubian an inhabitant of Nubia. Then I had to
look up two bulwords, inhabitant and Nubia. Well, there's two
things that live in Nubia, people and goats. I'm hoping
to hell you asking me about feeble because if you've
got to thank for goats, give Bill Angvalla call.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
But next time, just saying I how do I get
a sister?
Speaker 9 (11:03):
That's gonna see if it's both a lot of time,
your damn big word using cracker. So you wanna be
a cocoaholic, you have come to the right place. Let
me preach on it now. Now, getting a sister is
a tricky propter position, even if you is a brother.
First of all, you got to uh decidify if you're
(11:25):
looking for a grabbing grouse situation or you looking for
something long terminal. Now I suggest on the one nights
all right optionary see as opposed to a steady thing.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
See.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
In a lot of ways, sisters are just like white women,
crazy with one big differentiation.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Femail.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
If you in a relationship and cheat on a white girl, oh.
Speaker 9 (11:47):
She gonna let the air out of your ties, or
say bad things about your dog, or call and hang
up on your new squeeze.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Now, if you cheat on a sister, she will cut you.
Speaker 9 (11:58):
Let me repeat that, she will cut you, even if
you don't see it.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
She is strapified.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
Sometimes she got a switch play, sometime a straight raiser.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Hell I knew one woman carry a butter knife. She
was the worst. She'd hurt you as bad as the others.
It just took a loan speciality. If she is cutting
off something, you might want to keep me.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Now.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
If you want to score points or just playing score,
A good rualification of thumb is to take them to
the trough. All sestas like to eat a lot, a lot,
a lot, not just the big narcotta types, but the
skinny little ray Dong chong type two. Tell them you
got an unlimited gift card to the red blobster.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
And when she finally gets done eating, ha ha, you
is next.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
Whatever you do, don't ask if she's a vegetarian. If
she wanted vegetables, she date bugs Bunley. So if you
think strolling her to the saladb is gonna get those
boots knocking, remember eight, he will cut you. All sisters
are beautiful, that chock riffic complex in them, full lip
(13:12):
that booty who somebody give me.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Somebody s water to spill on my lap?
Speaker 9 (13:18):
And sisters love love love it when you complimenterate their appearance.
You can't see it, but trust me, ha ha, they
is blushing. But there is uh what you call worder
rating signs to look for now.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
I ain't sure why it is.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
But if she got them big fake giant eyelashes that
look like kitchen curtains, she's got psychrolophical problems them last year.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
So long you got cretits living in there?
Speaker 9 (13:43):
And when she starts blinkerating, looks like one of them
what you call ain'tus fly traps.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Gets too stepping personally, I think ink stinks. Now why
would you put graffeatlee on a holy temple?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Baby?
Speaker 9 (13:57):
But this is life in the twenty first centri few
lots of sisters have tattooified their body.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
No biggie.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
As long as she got butterflies or Chinese words, that's cool.
If she got a bunch of names the dead people
she knows ease on out of their chances are she
is saving a spot for you. And finally, if she
got fingernails long as than four inches run, there's only
one reason why she got them things.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
She will cut you.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
The last thing I leave you with mail is this,
don't talk over her head.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Don't try to guesstimate her educational level.
Speaker 9 (14:36):
Just use small, polite words and you'll eventually figure out
if she's high Q or low Q.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
But if you go around using words like nubian, she
gonna cut you.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
So there you go.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
My brother mail a one way ticket to sister Hell.
You might find a winner or make a duddy. Just
wear something you don't mind getting bloody. Wear good running
shoes in case you got a split. She could scare
you so bad.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
You just might throw mud.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
But no matter how wid she has treated with class
is if you put your boot in her booty, she
will cut your ass up.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
This is ike peace out.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
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one nine or email anybody but me at the Big
Show dot com.
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Oh look at Patrick Round. He saw John Boys Anato run.
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I'm sorry, but I brain transplanted a little lot of
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I mean, what could it hurt?
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Speaker 11 (18:17):
But right now, my readmen, my redman drive surrounding on minivan.
Hi hassen wife will let him do what the shee says.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
It's about timing grooves. There's a screw you don't find
the married mane.
Speaker 12 (18:41):
As our story opens, married Man College Buddy and their
new ally drinking Buddy hosting an open tryout for a
new superhero team check check.
Speaker 13 (18:52):
Okay, boss, can I have your attention?
Speaker 14 (18:54):
Please?
Speaker 13 (18:55):
Thank you all for coming out this afternoon. My name
is married Man. This is my faithful companion College buddy.
We hope you all enjoyed the pizza buffet.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Hey, big guy, you introduced Jupiter George. There you say
nothing about me. You hurt me, big app.
Speaker 13 (19:11):
All right, everyone, this is drinking buddy.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Hey, hey, y'all doing now?
Speaker 14 (19:16):
Then?
Speaker 13 (19:17):
Where was I? Oh? As you know, we're auditioning today
for a new superhero team. We'd like you all to
form a single file line here at the table.
Speaker 15 (19:26):
Hey, let me hold that for a second.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Hay gas Ham and girl the cave Bard Now, but
I also got some I survived the superhero audition teachers
say up for twive dollars in cash. Bar got Kevin
Smith's big app.
Speaker 12 (19:41):
We got the community center for free. There weren't any Hey.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
He's trying to settle a bar tab somewhere. Okay, you
got me a big.
Speaker 13 (19:49):
Ask you for me sat as I was saying, please
light up here at the table? Where ready to get
started with the screening? Okay, who's first?
Speaker 10 (19:58):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (19:58):
My name is Frank Burget superhero name.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
I am the Witchita Lineman, the Witch and Tall Lineman.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah, I'm alignment for the county and I work the main.
Speaker 15 (20:09):
Road and your powers are I need.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
You more than want you and I want you for
all time I know the rest of.
Speaker 15 (20:15):
The Thanks, thanks very much for coming in. Frank, Hi, guys,
I'm party girl. I like her already, big ya, And
what is your superpower?
Speaker 10 (20:25):
Normally I'm a mild manner college student, but I can
do eighteen shots a yeagermeister without passing out.
Speaker 12 (20:30):
I see, now, would that really be useful in a
superhero battle?
Speaker 5 (20:36):
No, but it's great if you're a college student.
Speaker 15 (20:38):
I see. Thanks for coming. Well, we'll be in touch.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
I like her big, y'all?
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Why she likes me?
Speaker 15 (20:45):
Quiet drinking buddy?
Speaker 16 (20:47):
That would be me. My name is Anthony Laslow, but
I'm better known as Captain Windbag.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
And your power is what a really? Big mouth?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
No?
Speaker 16 (20:59):
I have complete mental control of my lower digestive track.
Speaker 15 (21:04):
I almost hate to ask, but what exactly does that mean?
Speaker 16 (21:07):
Allow me to demonstrate. Here's what I call the weed eater,
and this one is the backyard bugs zapper.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
That Feller's got some real talent.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Give me a break, man, what have you been eating?
Speaker 16 (21:36):
And this is one of my personal favorites. I call
it slippery when wet. It's sort of my gland finale.
Speaker 12 (22:12):
Mislow, I must say that's a very impressive talent, but again,
I'm not sure it would be very useful in say
a heated super battle.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Hey, hey, can you light them on fire?
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Bangup?
Speaker 16 (22:23):
Will I suppose?
Speaker 14 (22:25):
So?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
See, he can be the fire guy.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
All we need is a water guy and a bird
guy and we'll be getting to go drinking.
Speaker 15 (22:33):
Buddy, would you let me handle this? Please?
Speaker 12 (22:36):
Excuse me just a second. Guys, Hello, Hi, honey, bunny. Yeah,
we're just over here at the community center auditioning heroes
for the new Superteam.
Speaker 15 (22:45):
What's that?
Speaker 12 (22:46):
No, there aren't any scantily clad super vixen's with push
up bras.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Well.
Speaker 12 (22:52):
Yes, I guess there will be weekly meetings. Yes, I know,
Wednesday is your canas tonight, we'll do it on a
different night. Listen, I'll be home in a few minutes.
I'll tell you all about it. Okay, all right, bye?
Speaker 13 (23:04):
All right? Can I help thee for you?
Speaker 15 (23:08):
I'm the pizza guy and what is your superpower?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
No, no, I'm the pizza guy for Antonio. So I
brought the pizza for the buffet.
Speaker 15 (23:16):
It's twenty four to fifty.
Speaker 12 (23:17):
Oh oh okay, uh college buddy, I'm a little short.
Speaker 15 (23:21):
Could you get this one man.
Speaker 14 (23:24):
I don't remember Professor X bumming money off Wolverine.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
Hey, I like old drinking girl. We need to put
her on the active reserves.
Speaker 15 (23:33):
Drinking buddy, please.
Speaker 12 (23:37):
Well married man be able to find an acceptable group
of super friends and qualify for that group coverage plan
from Northwestern Tune and again next time when we'll hear
drinking buddy say, Hey, course for a guy, Me and.
Speaker 10 (23:49):
Him need dying out.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Hey, big guy, let me borrow you lighter for a sec. Okay,
I'm going.
Speaker 13 (23:54):
I'm going.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I haven't thrown out of better places than there.
Speaker 12 (23:58):
Don't miss next spank tightening episode, same married time, same
married chattel.
Speaker 15 (24:07):
You don't find the.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Married mine.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Radio, Let's play our wordy word game while we can
at one eight hundred Big Show. We'll get a couple
of contestants, said play next Monday morning. That's a big
(24:47):
show on the radio. When I feature track from the
Big Show Bid Box Mad Mix on Pumpkin Spies.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Doesn't anybody here like pumpkin Spies. I didn't enjoy it.
I like it when we called it cinnamon.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
The f words pumpkin spice from Mix at the Big
Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Right now, let's.
Speaker 15 (25:11):
Fly awat everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Then the wordy word, A wordy word.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Let's meet the contestants. We got AJ from Thomaston, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Good morning, a J.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Brian, Jah Boy, Hey, welcome.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
We got Brian from Huntsville, Alabama. Good morning, Brian.
Speaker 15 (25:32):
How happy?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Not on Monday?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
All of you that happy?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Happy?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Tayter and Brian on a team. It'll be John Boy
and a J on the other side. Two rounds, thirty
seconds each. Well, we got range three letter words. Oh,
three letter words, guys.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
It sounds easier than it actually is.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
It was find out them.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Brian, you relax, me and AJ we go for the
first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
You read a J. I'm ready give me the shot,
all right?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Three letter words starting the clock now, not the bottom
but the yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Uh huh uh it's what blank of the week? Is
it right now?
Speaker 6 (26:16):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Blank?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Uh huh? Blank? Sell or trade the side market? Blank?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Sell or trade? What do you do I want that
I will pay for it. I will blanket yes, put
two plus two? What did you do to those numbers?
Speaker 6 (26:36):
At?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Good work, Jay Man. I was messed up on the
three in my brain, but.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I was a four on the board. All right, Tater
and Brian, we'll go for there first thirty. Are you ready, Brian?
That's rock Okay, and go.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
You might look at a road blank to see where
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Here, we're going a round two. Anybody's game? All right,
aj let's see what we can do here.
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We go around two. Start the clock now. The opposite
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Back?
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Yeah, uh huh? Blank World three, which is Trump just
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You wanted to have fun?
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I've felt it. Okay, six on the four that is
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Will win? Ready, Brian woolf Wolf Okay and go all right?
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Ye tie up more in a couple. It's a what
Hugh Pheugh, see you for the wine.
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Well a j we came up a little short of Jackie.
Give you another shot down the road though, Buddy, good game.
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All right, guys are players.
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I have fun, good work.
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Well you got it this, huh, hang on with jacket.
Good morning.
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I got the big show on the radio by quest
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Here, Gombo, mad mix Here?
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I'm madderen frog hair three ways? Wait, that's how fine?
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I well, boys.
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It's October again, one of the nerve racking us months
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whether it needs it or not?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Punk is it me?
Speaker 14 (33:05):
Or is punkin spice got a tad out of control?
Punkin Spice coffee? Punkin Spice creamer, punkin Spice muffins, punkin
Spice cherios, and nobody else has said I will punkin
Spice can kiss my big old punkin shaped buck. I
actually did some research on this particular topic. Turns out
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Starbucks started to hold punkin Spice Palooza back in two
thousand and four with their extra special limited edition punkin
Spice Latte.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Now you ain't ever had one. It's basically a regular
latte with nutmeg, cinnamon, and clothes mixed in it. Now,
if you study a recipe for a minute, you might
notice something. There ain't a lick of actual punkin in it,
which means punkin Spice is to real punkin what candy
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corn is to real coin. In other words, they made
it up. Punkin Spice is the fake news of food,
but that ain't kept them from putting it in everything
you can buy in a store or restaurant during the
whole month over. And that's just then. I hop has
jumped on the punkin Spice train too. They're teaming up
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with some beer company to make something called punkin Pancake Stout.
I repeat that, punkin Pancake Stout. It's a beer that
tastes like pumpkin spice pancakes. All right, First of all,
what idiot gave I hop a liquor like? Because that
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ain't gonna end well. This ain't the first time pancakes
and beer have been together in IHAP, but it usually
happens inside of a drunk after the order some panshat,
do we really need to add punkin spice to this
devil's broom? How many of the basic food groups do
you want to mess up at the same time. I
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think the only way I could get excited about something
named punkin pancake stout is if it was doing a
ninety yard kickoff return at the Alabama Auburn guy. Now
here's my idea. Punkin spice preparation h now begable in
Halloween fun size. When the trigger treaders ring the doorbell,
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It's time for Beat the Blonde.
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And we got our contestant on the line at a
beautiful blue field, West Virginia.
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The head of Mike, Hey, Mike, how you doing, John Boy?
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I gotta set on my hands, keep waving it everybody.
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I'll be good.
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Damn money.
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How's Tate of doing?
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Over her? She looking good? Ready to go?
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Thank you.
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She's a smart fella. She's smart. I'm a smart fella,
Thank you.
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John Ford.
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Yeah, Mike, you know what, do you agree or disagree
with Tator's answers? Get too right for too wrong and
you win the big old prize spot.
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So that's do it, Okay.
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Take take the numbers on an American roulette wheel or
predominantly red and black except for the z row and
the double zero.
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What color are they?
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I'm glad you're asking me, because fokes call me Marcy
the gambler.
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Read had a few.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah, you get three drakes with your gamble, and those
are yellow zero in the double zero or yellow?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He just says they're yellow on the rulet wheel. Mike,
you agree or disagree?
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Well, I haven't played.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I haven't been around a roulette wheel lately.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Uh so I'm gonna have to agree with her.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Agree with the yellow? No, it's green. It's green.
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Yeah, green from money. Yeah, now you remember? All right,
dog on, there's a bus. Let's go on tour. Next question,
you see when you get a.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Bell mars you.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
If you're celebrating your diamond anniversary. How many years have
you been married?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You're asking me? Ask you me, diamond anniversary.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Gotta be at it for a while there, You've been
married sixty years to get your diamond anniversary.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Sixty years is the diamond anniversary, all right?
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Mike?
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No, No, I disagree with that. I disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, I was afraid. Oh, actually got that one right here.
Sixty is the diamond, fifty is golden, seventy is platinum.
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And seventy five they ran out of ideas.
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It's back to diamond, right. Well, shut, We're gonna make
you happy before we hang up on you.
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Man.
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That's the good thing about this contest, all right. So
if you'll hang on for happiness, hook yuh? All right,
he's good a boy, all right, it's your news. On
the other side, I remember in Raper for a Monday
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morning and then twenty minutes we ax an eye.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Let's kick off of John Boy and Billy Show. A
lot of times on Monday we use some leftover letters
from letters to the editor Friday. Here's one though, that
gives an example of something we were talking about and
something that was certainly in the news all last week.
Thomas Veach V E A. C. H. In Greenville, South
carl And. He says, about six years ago, I was
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on ambient to help me sleep due to a rotating
shift schedule. For several weeks, I had no problems with
the drug and got very good and RESTful sleep. I
would take the drug after getting off from work and
head for the bed. It would take about ten minutes
to start affecting my motor skills, so I always made
sure I was ready for bed and ready for work
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the next day. And one day, all of a sudden,
I was at work. It is not easily described. Imagine
walking through a door into the light and noise of
an industry and turning around to find no door back
into the night. I was at work, fully dressed, had
driven thirty seven miles, a forty five minute trip through
the countryside of upstate South Carolina. I was at work
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on time for nearly two hours, doing my job, and
I didn't and don't remember a thing after going to
bed the night before. I reported this and to my
dr no. He told me it was called sleep amnesia
and that I had not given myself enough time to sleep.
I told him I'd gone to bed at eight fifteen
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as usual, apparently, arisen at five o'clock, eight hours and
forty five minutes of sleep, showered, dressed, eating dinner with
my wife, driven to work, and worked two hours without
anyone noticing anything odd. It happened once again in much
the same way several weeks later. I then quit taking ambion.
When my son was killed, I was put back on
Ambien to help me get some sleep. As before. Things
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went well for several weeks. Then one morning I found
myself sleeping in the closet and hearing my wife crying.
My wife was at work and I was wide awake
when I heard her crying. I could tell exactly where
she was in the room, except that she wasn't there.
I searched the house for her, and she stopped crying.
When I entered our son's room. I freaked out. When
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my wife did come, I come home. I went to
my doctor. He was afraid I might have had a
stroke because of the hallucination. One thing I'd liked to
know alcohol was not involved in the first two incidents,
and only a half glass of red wine for dinner
was involved in the third. One thing I learned ambion
is a hallucinogen. Hallucinogen, and that's how it works to
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get your brain to go to sleep. So there's a
personal story for these stories that you've heard about ambient
and drunk drivers and so on. And people are taking
these sleeping pills, and as one news article pointed out,
doctors handing these things out like like bubblegum or whatever else,
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pairs of peers or whatever, piz peasy anyway, that's something
I toy that kids have hand them out seemingly rather indiscriminately,
although it's very plain that they should not use these
for more than about seven days, and certainly it's on
all of the bottles, all of the prescription not to
be used with alcohol. So there you go. Could be
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some of these people who are driving the wrong way
on the highway and running into people are people who
are taking sleeping pills and then drinking a whole.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Lot of alcohol.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Anyway, just thought we'd bring that up to date, and
there's a person's personal story to add to the many
others that we are hearing about people taking sleeping pills.
Robert d Ray for John boyn Billy Show all.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Morning, It's amazing all the radio.
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We continue with our married man Monday in about twenty minutes.
Right now, it's time to axeit, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Welcome to Axite, Patrick, I'm sorry, Jack, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Teddy got take a picture of their feet. He got
a foot thing going on.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Now.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
You know what's gonna be bad when he starts taking
pictures of John Boy he gets a closer for that Hamito,
He's gonna think twice.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Welcome to axe Eche.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
The place to go for all the fall one one
you need for all your what you call intro personal relation.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Sure dos he dig this? Dear ike?
Speaker 9 (09:38):
I live in Mississippi, home to some of the most
beautiful Nubian princesses in the world. Unfortunately I'm wider than
Casper's enter thighs in the winter time. How does someone
like myself entice such beautiful women without getting the holy
water thrown on me? Signed melanin lover in Carthage, DMN mail.
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I have helped a lot of white boys in my life,
but Dee, you is white, Rice White, snow white, Jeff
Foxworthy white, and you.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Are interested in Nubian princesses when I first.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Of all, see when you use big words, I don't know.
I take that as a sign of disrespect. See I's
been around, but not around the world. Well, not like
that anyway, right Jackie wink wank. So I had to
look up that word, and since I didn't know how
to specificate it, it took some time. Allow me to
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elucidrate nubian an inhabitant of Nubia. Then I had to
look up two bulwords, inhabitant and Nubia. Well, there's two
things that live in Nubia, people and goats. I'm hoping
to hell you asking me about feeble because if you've
got to thank for goats, give Bill Angvalla call.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
But next time, just saying I how do I get
a sister?
Speaker 9 (11:03):
That's gonna see if it's both a lot of time,
your damn big word using cracker. So you wanna be
a cocoaholic, you have come to the right place. Let
me preach on it now. Now, getting a sister is
a tricky propter position, even if you is a brother.
First of all, you got to uh decidify if you're
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looking for a grabbing grouse situation or you looking for
something long terminal. Now I suggest on the one nights
all right optionary see as opposed to a steady thing.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
See.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
In a lot of ways, sisters are just like white women,
crazy with one big differentiation.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Femail.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
If you in a relationship and cheat on a white girl, oh.
Speaker 9 (11:47):
She gonna let the air out of your ties, or
say bad things about your dog, or call and hang
up on your new squeeze.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Now, if you cheat on a sister, she will cut you.
Speaker 9 (11:58):
Let me repeat that, she will cut you, even if
you don't see it.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
She is strapified.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
Sometimes she got a switch play, sometime a straight raiser.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Hell I knew one woman carry a butter knife. She
was the worst. She'd hurt you as bad as the others.
It just took a loan speciality. If she is cutting
off something, you might want to keep me.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Now.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
If you want to score points or just playing score,
A good rualification of thumb is to take them to
the trough. All sestas like to eat a lot, a lot,
a lot, not just the big narcotta types, but the
skinny little ray Dong chong type two. Tell them you
got an unlimited gift card to the red blobster.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
And when she finally gets done eating, ha ha, you
is next.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
Whatever you do, don't ask if she's a vegetarian. If
she wanted vegetables, she date bugs Bunley. So if you
think strolling her to the saladb is gonna get those
boots knocking, remember eight, he will cut you. All sisters
are beautiful, that chock riffic complex in them, full lip
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that booty who somebody give me.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Somebody s water to spill on my lap?
Speaker 9 (13:18):
And sisters love love love it when you complimenterate their appearance.
You can't see it, but trust me, ha ha, they
is blushing. But there is uh what you call worder
rating signs to look for now.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
I ain't sure why it is.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
But if she got them big fake giant eyelashes that
look like kitchen curtains, she's got psychrolophical problems them last year.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
So long you got cretits living in there?
Speaker 9 (13:43):
And when she starts blinkerating, looks like one of them
what you call ain'tus fly traps.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Gets too stepping personally, I think ink stinks. Now why
would you put graffeatlee on a holy temple?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Baby?
Speaker 9 (13:57):
But this is life in the twenty first centri few
lots of sisters have tattooified their body.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
No biggie.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
As long as she got butterflies or Chinese words, that's cool.
If she got a bunch of names the dead people
she knows ease on out of their chances are she
is saving a spot for you. And finally, if she
got fingernails long as than four inches run, there's only
one reason why she got them things.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
She will cut you.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
The last thing I leave you with mail is this,
don't talk over her head.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Don't try to guesstimate her educational level.
Speaker 9 (14:36):
Just use small, polite words and you'll eventually figure out
if she's high Q or low Q.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
But if you go around using words like nubian, she
gonna cut you.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
So there you go.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
My brother mail a one way ticket to sister Hell.
You might find a winner or make a duddy. Just
wear something you don't mind getting bloody. Wear good running
shoes in case you got a split. She could scare
you so bad.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
You just might throw mud.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
But no matter how wid she has treated with class
is if you put your boot in her booty, she
will cut your ass up.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
This is ike peace out.
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Oh look at Patrick Round. He saw John Boys Anato run.
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Hi hassen wife will let him do what the shee says.
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Please?
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We hope you all enjoyed the pizza buffet.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Hey, big guy, you introduced Jupiter George. There you say
nothing about me. You hurt me, big app.
Speaker 13 (19:11):
All right, everyone, this is drinking buddy.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Hey, hey, y'all doing now?
Speaker 14 (19:16):
Then?
Speaker 13 (19:17):
Where was I? Oh? As you know, we're auditioning today
for a new superhero team. We'd like you all to
form a single file line here at the table.
Speaker 15 (19:26):
Hey, let me hold that for a second.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Hay gas Ham and girl the cave Bard Now, but
I also got some I survived the superhero audition teachers
say up for twive dollars in cash. Bar got Kevin
Smith's big app.
Speaker 12 (19:41):
We got the community center for free. There weren't any Hey.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
He's trying to settle a bar tab somewhere. Okay, you
got me a big.
Speaker 13 (19:49):
Ask you for me sat as I was saying, please
light up here at the table? Where ready to get
started with the screening? Okay, who's first?
Speaker 10 (19:58):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (19:58):
My name is Frank Burget superhero name.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
I am the Witchita Lineman, the Witch and Tall Lineman.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah, I'm alignment for the county and I work the main.
Speaker 15 (20:09):
Road and your powers are I need.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
You more than want you and I want you for
all time I know the rest of.
Speaker 15 (20:15):
The Thanks, thanks very much for coming in. Frank, Hi, guys,
I'm party girl. I like her already, big ya, And
what is your superpower?
Speaker 10 (20:25):
Normally I'm a mild manner college student, but I can
do eighteen shots a yeagermeister without passing out.
Speaker 12 (20:30):
I see, now, would that really be useful in a
superhero battle?
Speaker 5 (20:36):
No, but it's great if you're a college student.
Speaker 15 (20:38):
I see. Thanks for coming. Well, we'll be in touch.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
I like her big, y'all?
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Why she likes me?
Speaker 15 (20:45):
Quiet drinking buddy?
Speaker 16 (20:47):
That would be me. My name is Anthony Laslow, but
I'm better known as Captain Windbag.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
And your power is what a really? Big mouth?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
No?
Speaker 16 (20:59):
I have complete mental control of my lower digestive track.
Speaker 15 (21:04):
I almost hate to ask, but what exactly does that mean?
Speaker 16 (21:07):
Allow me to demonstrate. Here's what I call the weed eater,
and this one is the backyard bugs zapper.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
That Feller's got some real talent.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Give me a break, man, what have you been eating?
Speaker 16 (21:36):
And this is one of my personal favorites. I call
it slippery when wet. It's sort of my gland finale.
Speaker 12 (22:12):
Mislow, I must say that's a very impressive talent, but again,
I'm not sure it would be very useful in say
a heated super battle.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Hey, hey, can you light them on fire?
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Bangup?
Speaker 16 (22:23):
Will I suppose?
Speaker 14 (22:25):
So?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
See, he can be the fire guy.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
All we need is a water guy and a bird
guy and we'll be getting to go drinking.
Speaker 15 (22:33):
Buddy, would you let me handle this? Please?
Speaker 12 (22:36):
Excuse me just a second. Guys, Hello, Hi, honey, bunny. Yeah,
we're just over here at the community center auditioning heroes
for the new Superteam.
Speaker 15 (22:45):
What's that?
Speaker 12 (22:46):
No, there aren't any scantily clad super vixen's with push
up bras.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Well.
Speaker 12 (22:52):
Yes, I guess there will be weekly meetings. Yes, I know,
Wednesday is your canas tonight, we'll do it on a
different night. Listen, I'll be home in a few minutes.
I'll tell you all about it. Okay, all right, bye?
Speaker 13 (23:04):
All right? Can I help thee for you?
Speaker 15 (23:08):
I'm the pizza guy and what is your superpower?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
No, no, I'm the pizza guy for Antonio. So I
brought the pizza for the buffet.
Speaker 15 (23:16):
It's twenty four to fifty.
Speaker 12 (23:17):
Oh oh okay, uh college buddy, I'm a little short.
Speaker 15 (23:21):
Could you get this one man.
Speaker 14 (23:24):
I don't remember Professor X bumming money off Wolverine.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
Hey, I like old drinking girl. We need to put
her on the active reserves.
Speaker 15 (23:33):
Drinking buddy, please.
Speaker 12 (23:37):
Well married man be able to find an acceptable group
of super friends and qualify for that group coverage plan
from Northwestern Tune and again next time when we'll hear
drinking buddy say, Hey, course for a guy, Me and.
Speaker 10 (23:49):
Him need dying out.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Hey, big guy, let me borrow you lighter for a sec. Okay,
I'm going.
Speaker 13 (23:54):
I'm going.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I haven't thrown out of better places than there.
Speaker 12 (23:58):
Don't miss next spank tightening episode, same married time, same
married chattel.
Speaker 15 (24:07):
You don't find the.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Married mine.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Radio, Let's play our wordy word game while we can
at one eight hundred Big Show. We'll get a couple
of contestants, said play next Monday morning. That's a big
(24:47):
show on the radio. When I feature track from the
Big Show Bid Box Mad Mix on Pumpkin Spies.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Doesn't anybody here like pumpkin Spies. I didn't enjoy it.
I like it when we called it cinnamon.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
The f words pumpkin spice from Mix at the Big
Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Right now, let's.
Speaker 15 (25:11):
Fly awat everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Then the wordy word, A wordy word.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Let's meet the contestants. We got AJ from Thomaston, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Good morning, a J.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Brian, Jah Boy, Hey, welcome.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
We got Brian from Huntsville, Alabama. Good morning, Brian.
Speaker 15 (25:32):
How happy?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Not on Monday?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
All of you that happy?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Happy?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Tayter and Brian on a team. It'll be John Boy
and a J on the other side. Two rounds, thirty
seconds each. Well, we got range three letter words. Oh,
three letter words, guys.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
It sounds easier than it actually is.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
It was find out them.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Brian, you relax, me and AJ we go for the
first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
You read a J. I'm ready give me the shot,
all right?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Three letter words starting the clock now, not the bottom
but the yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Uh huh uh it's what blank of the week? Is
it right now?
Speaker 6 (26:16):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Blank?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Uh huh? Blank? Sell or trade the side market? Blank?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Sell or trade? What do you do I want that
I will pay for it. I will blanket yes, put
two plus two? What did you do to those numbers?
Speaker 6 (26:36):
At?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Good work, Jay Man. I was messed up on the
three in my brain, but.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I was a four on the board. All right, Tater
and Brian, we'll go for there first thirty. Are you ready, Brian?
That's rock Okay, and go.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
You might look at a road blank to see where
you're going. Yep, don't break the don't break the blank.
Don't break the blank. You'll go to jail. Don't break
it all.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
The opposite of high is go get a blank, Go
to work, Go get a blank. Joe, Yep, you breathe this,
you breathe here.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
All right, Well y'all put a five on the board
to take the lead by one as five to four.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Here, we're going a round two. Anybody's game? All right,
aj let's see what we can do here.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
We go around two. Start the clock now. The opposite
of cold is uh huh, April fifteenth, pay your what income.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Back?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, uh huh? Blank World three, which is Trump just
ended this? Yeah, okay, uh huh. It comes out during
the day in the sky. It's the it's hot run yeah,
uh huh. Put another blank on the fire, another log. Yes, Oh, look,
who wants to have some fun? Yeah's a way to go, Jay,
(28:13):
You wanted to have fun?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I've felt it. Okay, six on the four that is
a ten score.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
So Tater and Brian five will tie, six.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Will win? Ready, Brian woolf Wolf Okay and go all right?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
You have to pay your homeowner.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
What are your club blanks.
Speaker 17 (28:36):
Or your yeah? All right you are you're not an amateur,
you're a whatro Yep? You need to change this in
your vehicle so it loubs things change yep, not near
but the opposite.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Uh huh you catch.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Shrimp basketball nothing but blank?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Ye tie up more in a couple. It's a what
Hugh Pheugh, see you for the wine.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Well a j we came up a little short of Jackie.
Give you another shot down the road though, Buddy, good game.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
All right, guys are players.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I have fun, good work.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
A j down thomasin and look at you, Brian and Huntsville.
Your Happy Herd Prize pack had you away, Bud Gridoe.
Speaker 16 (29:28):
Thank you all very much for all the chuckle and adventures.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Over the decade.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Well you got it this, huh, hang on with jacket.
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I got the big show on the radio by quest
from Ono. See what we got, Susan Driscoll from Knoxville,
ten US see. Susan says, could y'all play something from
Lipless Wall? Not only could we? We will hang on Susan,
Lipless coming up next. Good morning, It's a big show
(30:21):
on the radio. Something you would like to hear about
this time after wordy word Monday through Friday.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
It's it's up on the John bow Miller Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Susan Driscoll, Knoxville, Tennessee, Susan, get.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Your requests right.
Speaker 12 (30:37):
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Speaker 11 (31:03):
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Speaker 3 (31:09):
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Speaker 14 (31:29):
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Speaker 3 (31:30):
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Speaker 4 (31:31):
For old war? Oh?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Lot of waring on here, we're all it hundling.
Speaker 16 (31:35):
Oh what's that?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Tell him? My husband's having chest paints?
Speaker 4 (31:39):
How he hit?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Pain?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Excuse me pain?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Raise your hell? Waited waters home?
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Do?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
What about the heat?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Hey? Hey, hey, hey, oh a Richly call?
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Oh what's that right?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Haley?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
What what gone?
Speaker 4 (31:56):
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Speaker 12 (31:57):
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and better trucks everywhere.
Speaker 15 (32:00):
We're here, Hell, I'm sorry? What was that I here?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
We're here of hell?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Come on and there's a big show on the radio
in the mad Mis neighborhood in the Big Bogs. Keywords
pumpkin spice. Get this call from the mix.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Here, Gombo, mad mix Here?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
How's he going?
Speaker 13 (32:43):
Now?
Speaker 6 (32:43):
You?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
I'm madderen frog hair three ways? Wait, that's how fine?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I well, boys.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
It's October again, one of the nerve racking us months
of the year, because it's less cram pumpkin spice everything,
whether it needs it or not?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Punk is it me?
Speaker 14 (33:05):
Or is punkin spice got a tad out of control?
Punkin Spice coffee? Punkin Spice creamer, punkin Spice muffins, punkin
Spice cherios, and nobody else has said I will punkin
Spice can kiss my big old punkin shaped buck. I
actually did some research on this particular topic. Turns out
(33:29):
Starbucks started to hold punkin Spice Palooza back in two
thousand and four with their extra special limited edition punkin
Spice Latte.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Now you ain't ever had one. It's basically a regular
latte with nutmeg, cinnamon, and clothes mixed in it. Now,
if you study a recipe for a minute, you might
notice something. There ain't a lick of actual punkin in it,
which means punkin Spice is to real punkin what candy
(34:03):
corn is to real coin. In other words, they made
it up. Punkin Spice is the fake news of food,
but that ain't kept them from putting it in everything
you can buy in a store or restaurant during the
whole month over. And that's just then. I hop has
jumped on the punkin Spice train too. They're teaming up
(34:27):
with some beer company to make something called punkin Pancake Stout.
I repeat that, punkin Pancake Stout. It's a beer that
tastes like pumpkin spice pancakes. All right, First of all,
what idiot gave I hop a liquor like? Because that
(34:47):
ain't gonna end well. This ain't the first time pancakes
and beer have been together in IHAP, but it usually
happens inside of a drunk after the order some panshat,
do we really need to add punkin spice to this
devil's broom? How many of the basic food groups do
you want to mess up at the same time. I
(35:10):
think the only way I could get excited about something
named punkin pancake stout is if it was doing a
ninety yard kickoff return at the Alabama Auburn guy. Now
here's my idea. Punkin spice preparation h now begable in
Halloween fun size. When the trigger treaders ring the doorbell,
(35:32):
you go, how they there? Spider Man? I think you
know what you can do with this. I see the
ad campaign. Now this Halloween punkin spice goes where it's
never gone to hang in there, America. When October's over
with punkin spice everything, we'll be done till next year,
and all we'll have to deal with is eight straight
(35:55):
whee some happy Honda Days Mercer. For now, this is
mad Mate, play up, shut Down, shut Up, and Quinn
putting nut mag in my bead.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Boy, I'll have a knock day.
Speaker 12 (36:08):
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