November 11, 2024 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll get an update on the Trans Siberian Orchestra, now in the final rehearsals for their upcoming Christmas Show.. - Mad Max gets a tip on Disney closing their “It’s a Small World” attraction, in order to make them more “fat people friendly”.. - The Mayor of Dismal Seepage kicks off his “MENaissance Festival”.. - The Big Show Drive-In Theater is hoping to squeeze one more weekend in before shuttering for the winter.. - and we’ll wrap up with a Big Show classic, “The Special Pig”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I know what time it is.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's news time, so kind of like.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Good morning, it's a big show. Hold a radio as
they was happening at the Big Show driving.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Hello friends, you're old pal Bert Fern here with some
exciting news. It's almost showtime at the Big Show Drive
in theater.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Only five dollars a car load.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
The drive ins are driving them wild, So load up
the family truckster and come on down to the all
news Big Show Drive in Theater. This isn't the same old, lame,
old watched up West Coast horse nuggets, crammed full of
political correctness and a hidden communist agenda. These are all new,
all exciting pictures with today's audiences in mind. Just listen
(01:32):
to this weekend's lineup. The world is about to explode.
The search for a new world begins. A crew of
Earth's last astronauts launch into the Great Unknown, only to
crash land on the planet of Dirty Women. Watch the
all female denizens of the planet jug Toopia go hog
(01:53):
wild when they meet these viral rocket jockeys and seek
to repopulate their own planets.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
My Name's It's where Bam, Thank you. Spaceman tax.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Equimen starring Joey Fatton as Captain von Wiener, Joe Gatto
as Wiener von Captain, Tater Moran as Queen Hooderella, in
a special appearance by Terry Hansen as Pout Gibson, the
Fleagerlan Ship's cook.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Who's a bit of a wet talker?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Is it me?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Here's a sprinkler on I could never tell? Filmed in
Glorious three Triple D.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Also on the same bill, a group of fret boys
on the way to Bristol for the Big Race end
up in a race for their life when they break
down in front of the House of one thousand jeffif
Gorton fans. The tri County Nicholsaber called it the New Deliverance.
(02:49):
The Berkeley Village Rabbit Varmitt Currier called it the last pink.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
House on the left. You'll call it terrifying.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Be warned, no one will be admitted during the Climb
Cornhole Challenge finale of one thousand jeff corn Fans.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Starring Justin Bieber as Biff, Justin Tipperlake.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
As Buff, Justin Long as Boff, and Justin Trudeau as Priscilla,
Queen of the Finger Lakes. Remember friends don't pack a
lunch or concession stand has a bunch at the Big
Show drive in theater. We've got soda, cider, near beer,
far beer ice water, tapwater, toilet water, popcorn, caramel corn cream,
corn corn of the Cop, corn off the cop candy corn.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Corn dogs, chili dogs, warm dogs, hot.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Dogs, hamburgers, spamburger's chicken sandwhich is brave sandwich is sliders, grinders, sidewinders, gyros, giros,
sugar coated quiros, cotton candy, rotten candy, ill gotten candy,
Junior Man's, Senior Man's Heart, stints, finger splints, hits, six
dozen slightly disappointing oysters on the f shehell leftover from
the last time Colin Kaepernick actually played a game. Show
(03:59):
starts at dusk. Get there early and let the kids
go wild and the Captain Copperheads Surprise Ball Crawl. All
masks are welcome. We're not worried about the virus, but
we are located between the wastewater treatment plant and the
pig farm off the State Long Parkway.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
My god, what does that smell. That's a smell of desire, Milady.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
God, No, it smells like a used diaper filled with
Indian food.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh, what is that?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Smells like a turn covered in burnt hair?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Right and remember, friends, only five dollars a car load
and get one dollar off.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
If you sing our jingle. So what are you waiting for?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
It's almost showtime at the Big Show Drive in theater.
This is your old pal Burt Fern and I'll see
you there.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. You
ar me talking about my favorite Southern rock band. I'm
coming out young boys out my hometown. They was amazing.
Will No Sherman Trap Big Show. Bratt grew up with
a fine guitar players Jib Mother Mary with Justin Cody
Fox performing at the Evening News in the heart of
(05:44):
No Dodge, Charlotte, North Carolina, Wednesday, December the eighth Evening
News located at thirty two to twenty one North Davidson Street, Charlotte,
North Carolina. Jive Mother Mary All streaming services. It's okay
the December the agh We done got that marked down art?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It's time to axe yo?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Welcome to axe Ech, the place to go for all
the for one one you need, for all yall. What
you call intro personal relationship.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
See dig this mister Turner, I'm in a real fix,
so I'll get right to the point. My ex girlfriend
is a hired assassin. I know it sounds crazy, but
it's true. She's gone all over the world as a
contract killer for different governments.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
She's even showed me pictures of her trophies.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
All of a sudden, old dead Eye is afraid of me,
and she got a court order so I can't go
near her. The problem is no one believes me, and
I still love her. Help me, mister Turner, You're my
only hope. Signed cave B, dere.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Kb and Billy. If I find out this is you
screwing me, We're gonna have a problem. Dere kb Uh,
what the hell? I I don't even know what the okay,
(07:25):
let's see.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
First off, I got to ask, and I'm sorry if
you gets mad, But it's you in a job where
you're nogging, get banged around a lot of or you
gotta breathe some kind of fumes belong periods of time,
because damn, you sound insane. But hell, who knows, man,
(07:48):
Maybe you is telling the truth. I've heard where the stories.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
That is a lie.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
This is the weirdest m storyed man, what a what's
up with you?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Belave?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Now?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Uh, this is a teedy bit outside my WHEELI house.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Brother.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I'm used to cheating holes in two timing bros tout
fruit is and big old booties, party geeks and fetish freaks.
But having your ex sugar breeches be a bona fide.
Jane Bond is one for the books.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Now.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I've been with lots of women who.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Was killers, Some killed my bank account, some killed my
last nerves, some killed.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
A lot of boons farm every hour Jackie, But none
of them ever killed. Uh you know of people? Now, Look,
it's one of two things. Either you is dating a
ninja or you is nuttier than a squirrel turn.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
But if you really love whether, if you're really in
love with her, I guess I got to try to help.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Let me preach you on it.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Now that no. No.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Now, first off, if you want to get back with
your sexecutioner lover, you need to tone down trying to
blow her cover. You might want to pick up a clue.
There Sherlock Brahms. She's a stone cold killer. You trying
to rat her out to the whole damn world. You
might just be wearing a bullseye on your brain. You
gotta be cool, fool, stupid cracker. I know you're a
(09:21):
cracker because a brother would have been loved.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
If you.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
If that was me, I'd be smooching her bumper every
chance I got. But you keep back to the fool,
and the next time anyone sees you, it's gonna be
on a milk carton you did. I hate to say it,
but in a way I sort of see your side
of it. I mean, having a gun slicker for a
girlfriend could have its advantages. Nobody gonna cut in line
in front of you. Am doing to door sales, dude
(09:49):
looking to become extinct. You're gonna walk up into ten
items a less line with a car full. Nobody gonna
say a damn word. Neighbor won't return a lot more
he borrowed, he's asses grass, get it, Yeah, you gots
it made. You just gotta watch your step. You get
back with her, You're gonna have to watch what she
(10:10):
wants to watch. You're gonna have to eat when she
wants to eat, and when she's.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
In the mood to be with her. Dude, well, you
better keep a bottle of a Niagara with you at
all times. This is one deadly skizer and you damn
well better please her. What the hell kV.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
That's all I got for news. I gotta say, I'm
pretty damn happy not to be in your shoes. This
is one skank you can't kick to the curb, not
only an assassin, but mentally disturbed.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
So the choice is hers. It ain't up to you.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
It's her way on the highway, no matter what you do.
So if you ever make her mad or cause her
to cry, put your.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Head tween your legs and kiss your ass. In other words,
I got nothing.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
It's like.
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Freaked out.
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Broy Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and
more Big Show right around the corner.
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I'm working with mister mill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy on that
there Big Show. I like the way they talk.
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They're funny ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
Anyhow, I figured out why John Boy had a hard
time getting started in the morning, ain't gotten the games.
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Speaker 2 (12:21):
Here you got time.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I'm promise got you with you. Celebrate with another Trump
song up day without breaking Christmas child wordy words? Shall
it be pleased?
Speaker 8 (12:32):
That's in it? Everybody? Have you heard s election years?
Man a great big turn, calls missus Clinton ain't worth
(12:53):
the foot, she's Richard Nixon and pants and yeah, didn't
y'all learn nothing from the nineties. Meanwhile, the GOP he
got a big surprise, soas Donald Trump beat fifteen guys.
(13:21):
He's Northern Yankee with a great big mile. But all
my buddies way down south say he'll make America great again.
Trump Trump says, we need to build a wall. Trump
(13:49):
clearly a beginner, but he couldn't be the winner this year.
Stranger things have already happened. When Hillary gets a coffin spelled,
Trump goes out and gives her hell hard on Latinos
(14:16):
and refugees, and all my buddies they say, yes please.
He's kind of nutty, but his wife's kind of hard.
(14:37):
This is crazy, y'all. Red headed minutes from Celebrity Apprentice
trum Trump, I know.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Okay, that's not hurt.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
Goodness say, don't make this any weirder than it is. Well,
they don't hold back and they don't fight fire, big
orange face, big orange haire. But if it comes down
(15:18):
to him more hilarye. A lot of folks are saying
he's for me, and they say.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Trump wrong, wrong.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
Wrong, wrong wrong from Okay, let's wrap this up. So
he's kind of nutty, but his wife's kind of harding.
(16:01):
That's better work. Hay's a beginner. Body might be the winter.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Y'all, Yeah, good morning, Big show's on the radio coming up.
We'll play wordy word for that bulls not cleaning products
prize back right now at this time for Operation Christmas Child,
we look forward to hearing from my man Randy Riddle
and somebody very interesting on the line. Oh not that
(16:29):
you're not interesting, Rady.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
Not just sound like that, I get it.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Operation Christmas Child uses a simple shoebox gift as an
opportunity to share the love of Jesus Christ. Since nineteen
ninety three, over two hundred and twenty million shoebox gifts
have been collected for children in over one hundred and
seventy countries and territories. So cool about it. Anybody can
pack a shoe box and in twenty twenty four this year,
(16:57):
trying to set a goal of reaching another twelve million children.
Don't get hung up on the numbers. It's all about
one shoebox out of a time. Okay, Randy, Good morning again,
my buddy.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
Good morning to you guys. Merry Christmas. You've said it well.
We seek to send the gospel and a shoebox filled
with gifts for children to twelve million shoebox gifts. This
twelve million children this year. Big show listeners play a
big part of that. One thing that is a big
secret sauce to Operation Christmas Child. The big motivating engine
(17:33):
with Operation Christmas Child is our year round volunteers. We
have eleven thousand volunteers who serve with us every day
across the United States. And today we have a special
year round volunteer. Special to me because she's from the
home team. She's from the Blue Ridge Mountains and her
name is Denise Gravely and she in her area was
(17:54):
hit hard by this Hurricane Helene. And she also guys
makes great chocolate fudge.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Awesome. Good morning, Denise, Hi are you Hey, very good,
thanks for joining us. Uh so wow, So they're in
the Blue Ridge area hit by Hurricane Helene. Now, we
talked to a Jordan last Thursday and what an incredible
story she had. What what was it like for you
(18:23):
riding through the storm, Denise?
Speaker 11 (18:26):
Uh, well, I'm I'm located over here in Piska Forest
right outside of Bravard, and it was loud, a real
uh just noisy, loud for seemed like days.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay, right, so so so Bravard. So you weren't like
coase to a river or a creek or anything like
that would be in trouble with uh, with flooding, No,
we just had.
Speaker 11 (18:52):
We heard trees falling all around us right throughout the night,
but we we did not have any flooding.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Uh. We live on the mountain. Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Well, well, Denise says, of course, all around you despite
the storm. So have you seen local churches and communities
and groups coming together because you know it's time for
Operation Christmas Child at Samaritans Purse you guys, and as
you know, you're a year round volunteers, so it's time
to do it. What have you seen?
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Okay, Well, the first couple of days when we were
sitting here in is ear an eerie silence around us.
We just I was thinking about how we didn't have
any communication, water, electricity, So we just went downstairs in
the basement and we finished packing two hundred shoe boxes
by candlelight, so to speak with a camp with a
(19:42):
camp light. Wow, we finished that up. I'm hearing wonderful
stories from my team members my drop off locations. They're up,
ready to go, excited about National Collation Week. They're pulling together.
Several of the church have mentioned that they felt led
(20:02):
to pack shoe boxes early. One church did twelve hundred
shoeboxes on Labor Day weekend. We have another packing party
coming up on the sixteenth of November. Their goal is
two thousand. So we are just excited about what we're hearing.
The church has left the building, is all I can say.
(20:23):
Because they have reached out to the community with toiletry
supplies and things like that, and now they're ready to
come together for the Gospel of Jesus for children around
the world.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
Got to love that resiliency, guys, and that's what we
love to hear is people who are really have been
struggling themselves are ready to give, and so many of
these listeners of The Big Show live in this area,
and Denise's leading these churches to our national collection week
November eighteen through twenty five.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
All right, time to do it. You can go to
the Big Show dot com. Click on the link. It'll
take you right there everything you need to know to
pack a shoe box, to follow it. It's it's really
neat that you can get involved and just how many
you can do because our goal is twelve million, but
that's like one of the time.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
And I think the soft messages is here is if
they can do it in the in there, in the
terrible times that have happened up there, we can do it,
you know, I saying I.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Was saying by when Denise was saying that. You know,
it kind of goes back to a lot of the
Third world countries where no electrician. What you're you're serving
the children, you know, and there's the children and the
families that you're reaching with a gospel. That's that's what
they live like every day.
Speaker 11 (21:40):
Let me share with you also a hashtag going around
right now and it's ten more for twenty four.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Ten more for twenty four. That's the hashtag Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
That means y'all need to pack ten more boxes, Johnny,
that's what I was going.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
To try to figure that out. Thank you very much,
Thank you to Nise, and thank you Randy. Time to go,
Big Show listeners.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
Merry Christmas, fellows, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Merry Christmas. Thank y'all so much. Man, that's awesome. Keep going, y'all.
Go to the Big Show dot Com click on that's
America's first button and get in with it. All right, Well,
let's go on and play worthy word, shall we? In
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line, well
one hundred twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products for
your victory and slown on in here we play next.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Good morning on the radio. Big a Wigs were the
wording word lead stood.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I went to everybody's head, about the bed.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
The little burdyd little wording word.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Bradley from Clinton, Tennessee.
Good morning, Bradley, Good morning, John.
Speaker 12 (23:21):
How you doing Hey, I'm.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Doing good, buddy, Glad You're in here me and You're
gonna team up and see if we can beat Taylor
and Travis. Travis out of Philadelphia, Ohio. Good morning, Travis,
good morning, good morning. All right, So you heard Travis
and Taylor.
Speaker 12 (23:39):
Jamie be I'm on, Burma, you heard, you heard? All right,
the boys welcome in here. So Travis on clear my throat,
se when I can do this, I be clear my
throa Travis, he relax me and Bradley?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Who will go for the first thirty second? So case Bradley, Oh,
Jackie's gone over. Bradley, are you ready?
Speaker 13 (24:04):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, starting the clock now, unlocked the door with
your house.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, rhymes with it. A bumble.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Rhymes with it, not a he but uh.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I gotta go in the bathroom and yeah, what was
I say?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Rhymes rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I don't know what the word that is. I never
seen it before because you go down the hill on
two boards.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
What old ball?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
It's the ball game? He said, Wow, you said that
s k E ski It's written like ski ball ski ball. Okay,
well I could not run that down. I don't know why.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
My dinger wasn't dinging, but it wasn't dinging, so you
were getting them hungh.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
All right, so uh so we need to them up there.
So that's a five five on the board there, Bradley.
All right, so Travis and Tatter's dinger might not work, Travis,
have you ever had that problem? All right?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
So here we go.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Got the tablet back up there, brand new word, Travis,
I found it. Oh well, now Travis, you Readyboddy, yes,
and go all right? This is what a cow says.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Yes, you might batters get into one of these, but
they're not hitting. They get into a batters blank. Batters
will get into this audio.
Speaker 13 (25:45):
I watched the audio.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Can't hear you don't have audio.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (25:50):
Okay, I lost the second question completely.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The clock stop. Yeah, have you got us back Travis?
Speaker 11 (25:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Okay, ah, you got us back here. So let me
see how we figured this out. We only got one day.
He only heard the first one, and did he get
that one? Didn't get? All right? Well, I'll tell you
a list. Due, let's just go back and start over. Well,
I mean you had going right, you got one. Yeah,
(26:19):
but you're gonna get a whole thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, we'll do that.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
We'll do that.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
We'll give it up.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
We're gonna take the one. Okay, yes, all right, that's
what we're gonna do, Travis. All right, let's see we
can get to okay, So okay, Travis, here we go,
starting the clock.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Now, all right, Batters, we'll get into this. It's a
no hitter. They're having a what No, they're they're not.
It's it's called something. It's like like it's oh, he's
in a batter's blank. You're blanked over, yes, bloop. But
this is blank Sanders, the guy, head guy of KFC
(26:56):
Blank Sanders, Yes, no, this is you might take take
one of these. It's a when I'm talking and I stop,
but then I start talking again. What is that called? Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right? And that was a three on the board.
All right, So after that round one, five to three,
Bradley Leeds here, we're going around two. All right, Bradley,
are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 13 (27:23):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
All right.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
Thank you for your patience.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Bradley.
Speaker 13 (27:26):
Okay, you're welcome.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
There.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
We all going later. Sorry, pie, starting to clock. Now,
give me a little piece of that pie. I want
a blanket. What is it blank?
Speaker 13 (27:37):
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yes, women did this to their hair. They put in
these hot things and makes it gives it a yes.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
All right, Okay, we're going the Army blank, not the
regular army. Will call you up when.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
We need you. The Army.
Speaker 13 (27:55):
National Guard.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
No, this we're holding you back in case we need you.
You are in oh man. All right, why don't we
get the Jaggy two on the five of seven? Score?
All right, Travis and Tatter four will tie and force
over time five will win. Travis. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yes and go.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
They put a little sign out that say the seat
is being held. Yes, this is this on your medicine bottle.
It'll tell you how much to take.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
That's the what.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Description?
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Yeah, but it's like how much do I take? How
much do I take?
Speaker 10 (28:38):
Direction?
Speaker 7 (28:38):
No, they call it you know ten milligrams? Yes, no, no, no,
it's not dose, but it's in but the words in it.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
You take it?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Yes, thank you so sorry.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
You can't see you are.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
One and you got three on the board.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That's a six. Bradley got seven. He wins. No, No,
that was a good game, Travis, Buny came up a
little short. But you can try again anytime. We sure
appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
Sorry, Travy, I will try again.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Thank you, good deal boy.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Do you have a great day? Beautiful hub, Big show
caron Ohio, Bradley, we got your price back. Head to
you and Clinton, Tennessee. You enjoy your one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bull snot good game?
Speaker 13 (29:29):
Could I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Of course.
Speaker 13 (29:32):
So I'm a first time caller, and I'm as of
Tuesday's night at ten sixteen, I was a proud father
of my second child.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh man, awes, and you haven't been to bed yet.
Speaker 13 (29:50):
My first one, he was a nick you baby and
he was eleven weeks early. So I want to give
a shout out to all the nick You's mommies and
daddy's out there, and all the ones that are struggling
have their first because we we struggled with both of ours.
Well not not our second one, but they were both
a surprise to us.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Wow, there's a long there's a long wait when they're
in nick you.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
God bless you.
Speaker 13 (30:12):
Fifty four days and four years of trying on the
first one.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh man, I hate you. Let her keep had it that, Bradley,
It work there, buddy.
Speaker 13 (30:22):
I'm can I actually give my my winning prize to
my competitor today. I'm just I'm happy to be the
first time call I'm just happy to make it through.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Well, how about you, Bradley, trying to see you still
on the line.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Oh oh yes, sir, man.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Bradley gonna give you his one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bullsnods. How about that. That's so nice.
Speaker 13 (30:44):
That's a that's an honorable man right there, right.
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Good deal, Bradley. Kids watching you, baby dow buddy did
die and the wife were gonna say you had better
start hanging on some stuff here there, buddy. Yeah, y'all boys,
y'all have be hang on. Good morning, got the big
show on the radio, Big Request time? Read Thomas out
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of North Cross, Georgia, says, y'all mad mix on tipping folks. Alright,
make sure it's not the cow tipping mix that we
give requests for. Reid wants to hear mixer and you
got him coming up next. Hold on there, that's a
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big show on the radio. Will big request time? Read
Thomas out of North Cross, Georgia's call from Mike.
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Com belly, don't add mix here?
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How's it going by that? How you think it's going
sound kind of mad? Well, of course I'm mad. I'm
matter in a mud fence. Wait, that's how ugly. I
am anyway set back boys, ladies, and gentlemen. I am
announcing I about had a buttload of tipping people any
time I buy something. Lately, seems like everybody and his
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brother trying to get a tip out of it. I'm
sorry that didn't come out right. Let me try it again.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Everybody and his brother or sister is trying to get
a tip out of it. Now.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
The people that work the fast food drive through a
window try to be sneaky about the tip deal. You
notice that they hand that little touchscreen swiper out in
the wind and say, it's just gonna ask you a
few questions. And they say it like goodness gracious, poor
little od me has no earthly idea what kind of
questions they might be. Well, my big old butt, we
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know exactly what the questions are. Number one, tap here
to leave a tip. Number two tap here to leave
an even bigger till, y'all. I hate to pick on
restaurant people. I know it can be a hard job,
and I got absolutely no problem with tipping a waitress
in a full service place, especially if she's hot. So
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I'll tip a barber or a car mechanic that knows
what they're doing, but tipping.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
A guy for handing a to go bag out the
drive through window play.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Speaking of sneaky, I see restaurants have started putting all
kinds of additional fees on their bill lately. A fee
is a tip you pay, whether you agree to it
or not. By the way, at the bottom of the ticket,
it'll say something like this fee will be used to
increase employee compensation, or this fee is designed to offset expenses. Well,
(33:53):
looks like I'm paying twenty eight dollars for about four
bucks worth of food. Now I'm no expert on the
rest business, but I think y'all are supposed to use
some of that to compensate people and offset expenses. Well,
my search is trying to keep prices down.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
They are, huh, Well, how's that working out? Does it
seem like prices are staying down to you?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Because tipping doesn't seem to be keeping my prices down
at all. But max, if people didn't tip, restaurants would
have to pay people more, which means that have to
raise prices. I heard this argument a lot. Well, okay,
how much.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Would the prices go up? Is it twenty percent? Couse?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
To be honest, with you, I'd probably take that deal
because the guy handing cheeseburgers out the window at Burger
Hut is asking for more than that every time I
go in there lately. So to sum it all up, No,
I don't like to tip. Yes it's because I'm cheap. Yes,
I'll do it when people deserve it. And no, I
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ain't never gonna quit bitching about it. Don't till next time.
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This is mad Mike Sen sat down, shut up, and
quit running my lunch. I'm boy telling I'll have a
nice day, shirt.
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past the bar, and I saw a pig leading up
against the bar smoking a cigarette, and I said, I
can't believe that we stopped. Looked a little closer, show
enough at pig's out there. He's smoking a cigarette. He
had a wooden leg. I said, stop his car. I
got a ask. I went a bear and knocked on
the door and for him, I said, excuse me, sir.
I noticed she got a pig out there. He's leaning
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And that farmer said, well, I tell you, boy has
a special pig right out there.
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That pig is the smartest pig ever in the history
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Speaker 5 (37:54):
Harvard education and graduated high school by.
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Time he was three.
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from Harvard. Oh that's a special pig, I said, to
come back from college. He chose just to live here
all the farm with us. He said, about four bunths
ago to Bard called on fire and it spread to
the house was off sleeping. That pig coming there, wiz
passed out for smoking. Lasy that pig drag ever, one
being my wife and two kids out in the yard,
gave us CPR to Whiz revived, call the fire department
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to save the house. That's a special pig right there.
I said, well I understand that, but that still don't
answer my question. What about that wooden leg at? Faber said, well, boy,
when you got a pig at special, you don't want
to eat of all it was.
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What's up?
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Welcome to axe Ech, the place to go for all
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you call intro personal relationship.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
See dig this mister Turner, I'm in a real fix,
so I'll get right to the point. My ex girlfriend
is a hired assassin. I know it sounds crazy, but
it's true. She's gone all over the world as a
contract killer for different governments.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
She's even showed me pictures of her trophies.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
All of a sudden, old dead Eye is afraid of me,
and she got a court order so I can't go
near her. The problem is no one believes me, and
I still love her. Help me, mister Turner, You're my
only hope. Signed cave B, dere.
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Kb and Billy. If I find out this is you
screwing me, We're gonna have a problem. Dere kb Uh,
what the hell? I I don't even know what the okay,
(07:25):
let's see.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
First off, I got to ask, and I'm sorry if
you gets mad, But it's you in a job where
you're nogging, get banged around a lot of or you
gotta breathe some kind of fumes belong periods of time,
because damn, you sound insane. But hell, who knows, man,
(07:48):
Maybe you is telling the truth. I've heard where the stories.
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That is a lie.
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This is the weirdest m storyed man, what a what's
up with you?
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Belave?
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Now?
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Uh, this is a teedy bit outside my WHEELI house.
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Brother.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I'm used to cheating holes in two timing bros tout
fruit is and big old booties, party geeks and fetish freaks.
But having your ex sugar breeches be a bona fide.
Jane Bond is one for the books.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Now.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I've been with lots of women who.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Was killers, Some killed my bank account, some killed my
last nerves, some killed.
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A lot of boons farm every hour Jackie, But none
of them ever killed. Uh you know of people? Now, Look,
it's one of two things. Either you is dating a
ninja or you is nuttier than a squirrel turn.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
But if you really love whether, if you're really in
love with her, I guess I got to try to help.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Let me preach you on it.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Now that no. No.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Now, first off, if you want to get back with
your sexecutioner lover, you need to tone down trying to
blow her cover. You might want to pick up a clue.
There Sherlock Brahms. She's a stone cold killer. You trying
to rat her out to the whole damn world. You
might just be wearing a bullseye on your brain. You
gotta be cool, fool, stupid cracker. I know you're a
(09:21):
cracker because a brother would have been loved.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
If you.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
If that was me, I'd be smooching her bumper every
chance I got. But you keep back to the fool,
and the next time anyone sees you, it's gonna be
on a milk carton you did. I hate to say it,
but in a way I sort of see your side
of it. I mean, having a gun slicker for a
girlfriend could have its advantages. Nobody gonna cut in line
in front of you. Am doing to door sales, dude
(09:49):
looking to become extinct. You're gonna walk up into ten
items a less line with a car full. Nobody gonna
say a damn word. Neighbor won't return a lot more
he borrowed, he's asses grass, get it, Yeah, you gots
it made. You just gotta watch your step. You get
back with her, You're gonna have to watch what she
(10:10):
wants to watch. You're gonna have to eat when she
wants to eat, and when she's.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
In the mood to be with her. Dude, well, you
better keep a bottle of a Niagara with you at
all times. This is one deadly skizer and you damn
well better please her. What the hell kV.
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That's all I got for news. I gotta say, I'm
pretty damn happy not to be in your shoes. This
is one skank you can't kick to the curb, not
only an assassin, but mentally disturbed.
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So the choice is hers. It ain't up to you.
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It's her way on the highway, no matter what you do.
So if you ever make her mad or cause her
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Head tween your legs and kiss your ass. In other words,
I got nothing.
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Here you got time.
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I'm promise got you with you. Celebrate with another Trump
song up day without breaking Christmas child wordy words? Shall
it be pleased?
Speaker 8 (12:32):
That's in it? Everybody? Have you heard s election years?
Man a great big turn, calls missus Clinton ain't worth
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the foot, she's Richard Nixon and pants and yeah, didn't
y'all learn nothing from the nineties. Meanwhile, the GOP he
got a big surprise, soas Donald Trump beat fifteen guys.
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He's Northern Yankee with a great big mile. But all
my buddies way down south say he'll make America great again.
Trump Trump says, we need to build a wall. Trump
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clearly a beginner, but he couldn't be the winner this year.
Stranger things have already happened. When Hillary gets a coffin spelled,
Trump goes out and gives her hell hard on Latinos
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and refugees, and all my buddies they say, yes please.
He's kind of nutty, but his wife's kind of hard.
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This is crazy, y'all. Red headed minutes from Celebrity Apprentice
trum Trump, I know.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Okay, that's not hurt.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
Goodness say, don't make this any weirder than it is. Well,
they don't hold back and they don't fight fire, big
orange face, big orange haire. But if it comes down
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to him more hilarye. A lot of folks are saying
he's for me, and they say.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Trump wrong, wrong.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
Wrong, wrong wrong from Okay, let's wrap this up. So
he's kind of nutty, but his wife's kind of harding.
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That's better work. Hay's a beginner. Body might be the winter.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Y'all, Yeah, good morning, Big show's on the radio coming up.
We'll play wordy word for that bulls not cleaning products
prize back right now at this time for Operation Christmas Child,
we look forward to hearing from my man Randy Riddle
and somebody very interesting on the line. Oh not that
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you're not interesting, Rady.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
Not just sound like that, I get it.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Operation Christmas Child uses a simple shoebox gift as an
opportunity to share the love of Jesus Christ. Since nineteen
ninety three, over two hundred and twenty million shoebox gifts
have been collected for children in over one hundred and
seventy countries and territories. So cool about it. Anybody can
pack a shoe box and in twenty twenty four this year,
(16:57):
trying to set a goal of reaching another twelve million children.
Don't get hung up on the numbers. It's all about
one shoebox out of a time. Okay, Randy, Good morning again,
my buddy.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
Good morning to you guys. Merry Christmas. You've said it well.
We seek to send the gospel and a shoebox filled
with gifts for children to twelve million shoebox gifts. This
twelve million children this year. Big show listeners play a
big part of that. One thing that is a big
secret sauce to Operation Christmas Child. The big motivating engine
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with Operation Christmas Child is our year round volunteers. We
have eleven thousand volunteers who serve with us every day
across the United States. And today we have a special
year round volunteer. Special to me because she's from the
home team. She's from the Blue Ridge Mountains and her
name is Denise Gravely and she in her area was
(17:54):
hit hard by this Hurricane Helene. And she also guys
makes great chocolate fudge.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Awesome. Good morning, Denise, Hi are you Hey, very good,
thanks for joining us. Uh so wow, So they're in
the Blue Ridge area hit by Hurricane Helene. Now, we
talked to a Jordan last Thursday and what an incredible
story she had. What what was it like for you
(18:23):
riding through the storm, Denise?
Speaker 11 (18:26):
Uh, well, I'm I'm located over here in Piska Forest
right outside of Bravard, and it was loud, a real
uh just noisy, loud for seemed like days.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay, right, so so so Bravard. So you weren't like
coase to a river or a creek or anything like
that would be in trouble with uh, with flooding, No,
we just had.
Speaker 11 (18:52):
We heard trees falling all around us right throughout the night,
but we we did not have any flooding.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Uh. We live on the mountain. Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Well, well, Denise says, of course, all around you despite
the storm. So have you seen local churches and communities
and groups coming together because you know it's time for
Operation Christmas Child at Samaritans Purse you guys, and as
you know, you're a year round volunteers, so it's time
to do it. What have you seen?
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Okay, Well, the first couple of days when we were
sitting here in is ear an eerie silence around us.
We just I was thinking about how we didn't have
any communication, water, electricity, So we just went downstairs in
the basement and we finished packing two hundred shoe boxes
by candlelight, so to speak with a camp with a
(19:42):
camp light. Wow, we finished that up. I'm hearing wonderful
stories from my team members my drop off locations. They're up,
ready to go, excited about National Collation Week. They're pulling together.
Several of the church have mentioned that they felt led
(20:02):
to pack shoe boxes early. One church did twelve hundred
shoeboxes on Labor Day weekend. We have another packing party
coming up on the sixteenth of November. Their goal is
two thousand. So we are just excited about what we're hearing.
The church has left the building, is all I can say.
(20:23):
Because they have reached out to the community with toiletry
supplies and things like that, and now they're ready to
come together for the Gospel of Jesus for children around
the world.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
Got to love that resiliency, guys, and that's what we
love to hear is people who are really have been
struggling themselves are ready to give, and so many of
these listeners of The Big Show live in this area,
and Denise's leading these churches to our national collection week
November eighteen through twenty five.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
All right, time to do it. You can go to
the Big Show dot com. Click on the link. It'll
take you right there everything you need to know to
pack a shoe box, to follow it. It's it's really
neat that you can get involved and just how many
you can do because our goal is twelve million, but
that's like one of the time.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
And I think the soft messages is here is if
they can do it in the in there, in the
terrible times that have happened up there, we can do it,
you know, I saying I.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Was saying by when Denise was saying that. You know,
it kind of goes back to a lot of the
Third world countries where no electrician. What you're you're serving
the children, you know, and there's the children and the
families that you're reaching with a gospel. That's that's what
they live like every day.
Speaker 11 (21:40):
Let me share with you also a hashtag going around
right now and it's ten more for twenty four.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Ten more for twenty four. That's the hashtag Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
That means y'all need to pack ten more boxes, Johnny,
that's what I was going.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
To try to figure that out. Thank you very much,
Thank you to Nise, and thank you Randy. Time to go,
Big Show listeners.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
Merry Christmas, fellows, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Merry Christmas. Thank y'all so much. Man, that's awesome. Keep going, y'all.
Go to the Big Show dot Com click on that's
America's first button and get in with it. All right, Well,
let's go on and play worthy word, shall we? In
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line, well
one hundred twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products for
your victory and slown on in here we play next.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Good morning on the radio. Big a Wigs were the
wording word lead stood.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I went to everybody's head, about the bed.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
The little burdyd little wording word.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Bradley from Clinton, Tennessee.
Good morning, Bradley, Good morning, John.
Speaker 12 (23:21):
How you doing Hey, I'm.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Doing good, buddy, Glad You're in here me and You're
gonna team up and see if we can beat Taylor
and Travis. Travis out of Philadelphia, Ohio. Good morning, Travis,
good morning, good morning. All right, So you heard Travis
and Taylor.
Speaker 12 (23:39):
Jamie be I'm on, Burma, you heard, you heard? All right,
the boys welcome in here. So Travis on clear my throat,
se when I can do this, I be clear my
throa Travis, he relax me and Bradley?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Who will go for the first thirty second? So case Bradley, Oh,
Jackie's gone over. Bradley, are you ready?
Speaker 13 (24:04):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, starting the clock now, unlocked the door with
your house.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, rhymes with it. A bumble.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Rhymes with it, not a he but uh.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I gotta go in the bathroom and yeah, what was
I say?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Rhymes rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I don't know what the word that is. I never
seen it before because you go down the hill on
two boards.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
What old ball?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
It's the ball game? He said, Wow, you said that
s k E ski It's written like ski ball ski ball. Okay,
well I could not run that down. I don't know why.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
My dinger wasn't dinging, but it wasn't dinging, so you
were getting them hungh.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
All right, so uh so we need to them up there.
So that's a five five on the board there, Bradley.
All right, so Travis and Tatter's dinger might not work, Travis,
have you ever had that problem? All right?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
So here we go.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Got the tablet back up there, brand new word, Travis,
I found it. Oh well, now Travis, you Readyboddy, yes,
and go all right? This is what a cow says.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Yes, you might batters get into one of these, but
they're not hitting. They get into a batters blank. Batters
will get into this audio.
Speaker 13 (25:45):
I watched the audio.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Can't hear you don't have audio.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (25:50):
Okay, I lost the second question completely.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The clock stop. Yeah, have you got us back Travis?
Speaker 11 (25:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Okay, ah, you got us back here. So let me
see how we figured this out. We only got one day.
He only heard the first one, and did he get
that one? Didn't get? All right? Well, I'll tell you
a list. Due, let's just go back and start over. Well,
I mean you had going right, you got one. Yeah,
(26:19):
but you're gonna get a whole thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, we'll do that.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
We'll do that.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
We'll give it up.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
We're gonna take the one. Okay, yes, all right, that's
what we're gonna do, Travis. All right, let's see we
can get to okay, So okay, Travis, here we go,
starting the clock.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Now, all right, Batters, we'll get into this. It's a
no hitter. They're having a what No, they're they're not.
It's it's called something. It's like like it's oh, he's
in a batter's blank. You're blanked over, yes, bloop. But
this is blank Sanders, the guy, head guy of KFC
(26:56):
Blank Sanders, Yes, no, this is you might take take
one of these. It's a when I'm talking and I stop,
but then I start talking again. What is that called? Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right? And that was a three on the board.
All right, So after that round one, five to three,
Bradley Leeds here, we're going around two. All right, Bradley,
are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 13 (27:23):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
All right.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
Thank you for your patience.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Bradley.
Speaker 13 (27:26):
Okay, you're welcome.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
There.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
We all going later. Sorry, pie, starting to clock. Now,
give me a little piece of that pie. I want
a blanket. What is it blank?
Speaker 13 (27:37):
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yes, women did this to their hair. They put in
these hot things and makes it gives it a yes.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
All right, Okay, we're going the Army blank, not the
regular army. Will call you up when.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
We need you. The Army.
Speaker 13 (27:55):
National Guard.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
No, this we're holding you back in case we need you.
You are in oh man. All right, why don't we
get the Jaggy two on the five of seven? Score?
All right, Travis and Tatter four will tie and force
over time five will win. Travis. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yes and go.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
They put a little sign out that say the seat
is being held. Yes, this is this on your medicine bottle.
It'll tell you how much to take.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
That's the what.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Description?
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Yeah, but it's like how much do I take? How
much do I take?
Speaker 10 (28:38):
Direction?
Speaker 7 (28:38):
No, they call it you know ten milligrams? Yes, no, no, no,
it's not dose, but it's in but the words in it.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
You take it?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Yes, thank you so sorry.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
You can't see you are.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
One and you got three on the board.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That's a six. Bradley got seven. He wins. No, No,
that was a good game, Travis, Buny came up a
little short. But you can try again anytime. We sure
appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
Sorry, Travy, I will try again.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Thank you, good deal boy.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Do you have a great day? Beautiful hub, Big show
caron Ohio, Bradley, we got your price back. Head to
you and Clinton, Tennessee. You enjoy your one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bull snot good game?
Speaker 13 (29:29):
Could I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Of course.
Speaker 13 (29:32):
So I'm a first time caller, and I'm as of
Tuesday's night at ten sixteen, I was a proud father
of my second child.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh man, awes, and you haven't been to bed yet.
Speaker 13 (29:50):
My first one, he was a nick you baby and
he was eleven weeks early. So I want to give
a shout out to all the nick You's mommies and
daddy's out there, and all the ones that are struggling
have their first because we we struggled with both of ours.
Well not not our second one, but they were both
a surprise to us.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Wow, there's a long there's a long wait when they're
in nick you.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
God bless you.
Speaker 13 (30:12):
Fifty four days and four years of trying on the
first one.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh man, I hate you. Let her keep had it that, Bradley,
It work there, buddy.
Speaker 13 (30:22):
I'm can I actually give my my winning prize to
my competitor today. I'm just I'm happy to be the
first time call I'm just happy to make it through.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Well, how about you, Bradley, trying to see you still
on the line.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Oh oh yes, sir, man.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Bradley gonna give you his one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bullsnods. How about that. That's so nice.
Speaker 13 (30:44):
That's a that's an honorable man right there, right.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Good deal, Bradley. Kids watching you, baby dow buddy did
die and the wife were gonna say you had better
start hanging on some stuff here there, buddy. Yeah, y'all boys,
y'all have be hang on. Good morning, got the big
show on the radio, Big Request time? Read Thomas out
(31:07):
of North Cross, Georgia, says, y'all mad mix on tipping folks. Alright,
make sure it's not the cow tipping mix that we
give requests for. Reid wants to hear mixer and you
got him coming up next. Hold on there, that's a
(31:47):
big show on the radio. Will big request time? Read
Thomas out of North Cross, Georgia's call from Mike.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Com belly, don't add mix here?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
How's it going by that? How you think it's going
sound kind of mad? Well, of course I'm mad. I'm
matter in a mud fence. Wait, that's how ugly. I
am anyway set back boys, ladies, and gentlemen. I am
announcing I about had a buttload of tipping people any
time I buy something. Lately, seems like everybody and his
(32:22):
brother trying to get a tip out of it. I'm
sorry that didn't come out right. Let me try it again.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Everybody and his brother or sister is trying to get
a tip out of it. Now.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
The people that work the fast food drive through a
window try to be sneaky about the tip deal. You
notice that they hand that little touchscreen swiper out in
the wind and say, it's just gonna ask you a
few questions. And they say it like goodness gracious, poor
little od me has no earthly idea what kind of
questions they might be. Well, my big old butt, we
(32:55):
know exactly what the questions are. Number one, tap here
to leave a tip. Number two tap here to leave
an even bigger till, y'all. I hate to pick on
restaurant people. I know it can be a hard job,
and I got absolutely no problem with tipping a waitress
in a full service place, especially if she's hot. So
(33:16):
I'll tip a barber or a car mechanic that knows
what they're doing, but tipping.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
A guy for handing a to go bag out the
drive through window play.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Speaking of sneaky, I see restaurants have started putting all
kinds of additional fees on their bill lately. A fee
is a tip you pay, whether you agree to it
or not. By the way, at the bottom of the ticket,
it'll say something like this fee will be used to
increase employee compensation, or this fee is designed to offset expenses. Well,
(33:53):
looks like I'm paying twenty eight dollars for about four
bucks worth of food. Now I'm no expert on the
rest business, but I think y'all are supposed to use
some of that to compensate people and offset expenses. Well,
my search is trying to keep prices down.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
They are, huh, Well, how's that working out? Does it
seem like prices are staying down to you?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Because tipping doesn't seem to be keeping my prices down
at all. But max, if people didn't tip, restaurants would
have to pay people more, which means that have to
raise prices. I heard this argument a lot. Well, okay,
how much.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Would the prices go up? Is it twenty percent? Couse?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
To be honest, with you, I'd probably take that deal
because the guy handing cheeseburgers out the window at Burger
Hut is asking for more than that every time I
go in there lately. So to sum it all up, No,
I don't like to tip. Yes it's because I'm cheap. Yes,
I'll do it when people deserve it. And no, I
(34:57):
ain't never gonna quit bitching about it. Don't till next time.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
This is mad Mike Sen sat down, shut up, and
quit running my lunch. I'm boy telling I'll have a
nice day, shirt.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
This all makes on the radio. You like this, Reverend
Ernest Nie sim said, goober in a big box.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
There we'll go.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
I'm just going in here.
Speaker 12 (35:53):
Stare ahead.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
Google, I will give you a shut introduction and then
the human push make.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
You shuk testing What was this about? This on?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Right up?
Speaker 7 (35:59):
This's on?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Is this a microphone? Yea tell.
Speaker 14 (36:05):
Says Amanda bed Anest sens here back again this week,
not to solo.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I said it on my performance last week. Will you
allow me to come in talking to you? Right?
Speaker 14 (36:13):
But now, in the words of Jimmy Dean, it's time
to dance with the Google that brought you or is
that the words a liberachet. Why I'm back here introducing.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
My main man. But first forgot I say, thank you
for exposure you've given me on the broadcast.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
You're welcome, because now I'm getting very propular in my church.
Speaker 14 (36:34):
A lady come up and said, rather say, I love
your sermons.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
I just love them.
Speaker 14 (36:38):
I said, well, hurry, I'm writing down all my sermons
that I give and when I die, I'm gonna release
them in a book.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
And she said, why, I'm looking forward to reading it.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yeah, it's Google.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
Thank you very much, Charity, thank you, thank you very much.
Oh boy, got the whole odd gourage. David, mister Laddam's
running around with us. If you want just sent overre
just laugh when do we point to you, I'm all right.
Was just whatever you want to do is find in.
I just gotta tell a quick story. Me and old
Delford was righting down through the country out there on
the other side, going down five twenty one, and we
(37:17):
past the bar, and I saw a pig leading up
against the bar smoking a cigarette, and I said, I
can't believe that we stopped. Looked a little closer, show
enough at pig's out there. He's smoking a cigarette. He
had a wooden leg. I said, stop his car. I
got a ask. I went a bear and knocked on
the door and for him, I said, excuse me, sir.
I noticed she got a pig out there. He's leaning
up against the bars and he was smoking a cigarette.
(37:38):
He says, he's smoking cigarettes. He said, we don't la
him smoking the house. I said, I seen it. I said, well,
well another thing. I noticed, this pig's got a wooden leg.
And that farmer said, well, I tell you, boy has
a special pig right out there.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
That pig is the smartest pig ever in the history
of mankind. That pig's got a.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Harvard education and graduated high school by.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Time he was three.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
We'll send him over to college. He's got the NBA
from Harvard. Oh that's a special pig, I said, to
come back from college. He chose just to live here
all the farm with us. He said, about four bunths
ago to Bard called on fire and it spread to
the house was off sleeping. That pig coming there, wiz
passed out for smoking. Lasy that pig drag ever, one
being my wife and two kids out in the yard,
gave us CPR to Whiz revived, call the fire department
(38:20):
to save the house. That's a special pig right there.
I said, well I understand that, but that still don't
answer my question. What about that wooden leg at? Faber said, well, boy,
when you got a pig at special, you don't want
to eat of all it was.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
That's about it.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I appreciate Relationshimen, we down and.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
We got.
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