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September 29, 2025 41 mins

Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, JD’s 24-Hour Stores are kicking off their Annual Fall Hunting Sale.. - Marvin Webster takes another whack at explaining online privacy.. - Gary Busey scribbles an entry into his diary about his coffee house experiment.. - Murray introduces us to his new client, Andrew Dice Taylor.. - We’ll give the “Wordy Word Song - Ha Ha Hee Hee” another spin.. - Granny Klump goes all in on a listener’s tape worm.. - and to finish up the day, we’ll unplug Antsy McClain and the Trailer Park Troubadours and have them scrub off, “The Blah Blah Song”… 

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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hey, good morning. It's a Big Show on the radio,
running through your Monday. Our future track from the Big Show,
Big Box Nancy McLean.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
The Blah Blah.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Song has performed live in the Big Show Studio. T
word blod HiT's a Big Box at the Big Show
dot com. They got on their contest one why they
can't get through?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
We'll call you.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I became a Pete the Blonde. Let's do it right now.
Say hey to our contestant, Don from Bristol, Tennessee. Good morning, Don,
Good morning, Hey Morty, welcome. All right, Bob, We're gonna
ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree, Get too
right before too wrong? On You're in. You get the

(01:07):
big old blue EMU prize back alight, all right, all
right there, Marcy. Seventy two percent of people purchased one
of them last fall or winter. Twenty percent bought two,
but only eight percent bought three or more. What were they?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Fall weather? You know what that means?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
You know what that is?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Sweat a weather? Sweat weather, sweat weather. You sweating time
with sweaters.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Sweaters.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
They bought a sweater.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Sweater, So seventy two percent of people okay, sweater sweater.
I see what you're saying. Don do you agree or
disagree with a sweater?

Speaker 5 (01:50):
I have to disagree with that.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, that was if they ain't to know? Is pumpkin
spy beverages? You know, we've been talking about them for
years since they started pushing pumpkin spice on us. Ready,
were you making that up when you pulled it up
and showed me on the internet?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Tampons? That is that's a spoof.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, that's a spoonful. Okay, I was wondering about that.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
But there's a lot of really weird pumpkin spice products.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Now let me say all right, look look at it
is a large Dunkin Donuts Pumpkin Swirl frozen coffee contains
one hundred and fifty six grams of sugar. Hold on,
that is over thirty seven teaspoons of.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Sugar in one bevery.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Did you drink that?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
And by the way, no pumpkin So that is the
same amount of sugar as in a dozen of their
glazed donuts.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Don't take the donuts take you as wow.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
We talked about that just pumpkin spice? Is it mainly
just cinnamon? That cinnamon in the netmeg and a couple others. No, pumpkin.
It's the kind of spices you would use to make
a pumpkin punk All right, Well, y'all have had it
to name pumpkin spots. All right, Well, there's a bell
for don Let's get one more.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, he thought it was sweaters.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
That According to researchers at Google, what is the most
hashtagged cocktail on social media sites today?

Speaker 7 (03:35):
Wait to wait a minute, though, what in the world
hashtag cocktail was researched at Google?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I gotta get me that as a side dig work
at Google. Let's see.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
According to researchers, they hashtagged apparall sprits apparol sprits.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Hashtag apparol sprits.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Is the number one hashtag cocktail. What are you saying?
Don you agree or disagree?

Speaker 8 (04:01):
I'm gonna have to disagree with that too.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
That was the thing to do. Yeah, I don't even
say it again. I don't think I've ever heard of
that a real.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Time all over social media.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I guess margaritas. Ever since the Democrats flew down to
have margaritas with that gang banger, remember that, been hashtagging
it ever since. Okay, man, he's got a talent for
bringing politics into anything. Yeah, that's what I do. Radio

(04:39):
Hall of Fame, break it up. Hey, don good work there, Barnie.
You got a big old blue em you prospect all right?
All right, hang on bot a many hour tom of

(05:00):
your news right on the other side, remembering Rayford, and
then I rub my reviewer once a spinal tap t A.

Speaker 9 (05:37):
It's the big show on the radio.

Speaker 8 (05:38):
Perhaps this summer you have seen television ads, radio spots
and things the nationwide campaign promoting seat belt use, and
our own duo John Boyn Billy participated in some of those,
telling people to buckle up, and you see the signs
everywhere buckle up. It's aimed at young men and rural
pickup truck drivers, especially in the Southeast. The campaign is

(06:02):
called buckle up your truck to get them to wear
seat belts because police and wreck reports show that pickup
truck drivers and young men are likely to be unbelted. Well,
I'd say add young women to that too, teenagers of
any stripe men or women. You see them all the
time getting in, not buckling up. But the pickup is

(06:22):
an entrenched part of Southern culture and lore, an icon
of independence and defiance. And I still submit most I
see on the roads a squeaky clean and don't pick
up a thing. It's a macho thing. William Ferris, director
of the Center for the Study of the American South
is the University of North Carolina, agrees. He says there's
always been a kind of macho association between the pickup

(06:45):
truck and the Southern mail. Another researcher in Oregon State
did a study of rural wrecks in the southeast, says,
I call it the good old boy factor. People say,
I don't want people to tell me what to do
in my own vehicle. He says, it's part of the
culture and being independent and beholden to no one. Well, today,

(07:07):
though pickups have come to represent something else. They are
among the deadliest vehicles on the nation's roads, according to
the Nations or to the Federal Traffic Safety Data. Occupants
of these vehicles, which are twice as likely as passenger
cars to roll over in a crash, are the least
likely to regularly wear safety belts. By the way, it's

(07:32):
not just a Southern thing. In Montana, South Dakota, and
North Dakota, and in Rhode Island and New Hampshire. They
ranked right up there at the top of the number
of people killed in motor vehicle wrecks and not wearing
seat belts. Buckle up, Buckle up. Robert d Rafer, John
Boy and Billy Show.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. Well
we're in that space between the summer blockbusters and the
big budget holiday releases. But that doesn't mean there's nothing
to see. Well, here the big Show. We're lucky enough
to have our very own resonent critic, a seasoned veteran
of cinema viewing that's always enthusiastic, ebuiliant, and effusive in
his desire to give you the best possible information so

(08:37):
you don't make any misteps on the way to the movies.
And here he is, our very own Rabbi Myron Bergstein.
Welcome back, Rabbi.

Speaker 9 (08:46):
Show, Hobie, Hobies. What's happening?

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Big show?

Speaker 10 (08:50):
Kay?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Will you tell us? Hey?

Speaker 11 (08:52):
Eight wait sec listen before we get started, can I
say something? Sure, I just want to thank you for
that wonderful introduction. Usually it's like, you know, here's this guy,
what did you see get out? But today you took
time to show the love and from the bottom of

(09:12):
my heart. I just want to thank you all of
you for being so kind.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I just have one question, fire away, who wrote it
for you?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Nobody wrote that for me. That came from my heart.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
Shut up, he did not. I got here early.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Today and took a few minutes to write up a
nice introduction for you.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Wow. Well then I'm touched. Hey, what does ibuliant mean?

Speaker 12 (09:41):
So?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
What did you see?

Speaker 13 (09:42):
I know it, well, it's been pretty slim pickings lately,
but I did see why.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
I thought your listeners might be interested in.

Speaker 11 (09:55):
Now, you remember, like forty years ago when that movie
about the the.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Rock group came out? What was it?

Speaker 11 (10:03):
This is Spinach Trap or something like that? Spinal tap? No,
but I had a kolonoscopy last year.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I guess you're talking about the sequel that's coming out.

Speaker 11 (10:13):
Yes, Spinach Trap too. We're not dead yet. There's something
like that. Seems like, after there's been a long break
in performing, the guys decide to do a farewell concert
and let's hope. So there's a lot of movies that
should have gotten a sequel. May I say that.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Ain't one of them?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Ouch?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I mean maybe if they did it.

Speaker 11 (10:33):
A couple decades ago, but now made They look so
old and that's coming from me, so old that Mick
Jagger looked at him and said, damn their faces. Their
faces look like catches. MIT's made out of beef. Jerky
oh Man, Howard a song you called that singing mel Torma.

Speaker 14 (10:57):
That's a singer. That's a singer. Neil Diamond, that's a singer.
This this is like karaoke night at the nursing home.
When the first one came out, my friends and I, Oh,
we loved it so much. We loved it so much
we started our own band. What was it, Guns and Moses.

(11:21):
We sudded on that, but we also toyed around with
zz Dradel.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I thought it was, you know, too jewish. Well is
it funny?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
At least?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Much like my bladder, it's hid and.

Speaker 11 (11:32):
Miss But this this too much of the time, it's
like watching your favorite uncle on life support.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's just sad. Is a cast in a good well.
There's some cameo surprises.

Speaker 11 (11:45):
The guy that played Meatball and the Charlie Bunkam show
is in there, and the Geezers try Oh, of all
three of them, I think my favorite is that that
bass player the little guy with the big gray fu
manshoe mustache played by Harry.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
K Harry Shearer. Who you're thinking of? Harry Shearer?

Speaker 11 (12:05):
I thought that was the banana guy who got famous
yelling Dao. That's Harry Belafonte. I thought that was the
guy that looked ninety since he was twenty.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
That's Harry Dean Stanton.

Speaker 11 (12:19):
I thought that was the guy who could escape anything
but appendicitis.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
That's Harry Houdini.

Speaker 11 (12:25):
I thought that was the cowboy actor named after Japanese suicide.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
That's Harry Harry.

Speaker 11 (12:32):
I thought that was the guy who needed a full
body wax and moved in with that nice family. That's
Harry and the Hendersons. So who am I thinking of?
Harry Shearer? Did he ever make any other song than that?
Damn dale?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
So what are you than?

Speaker 11 (12:51):
I think he missed the boat, the banana boat. I'm
not following up with a song called Nitho. Who can't
be topical?

Speaker 9 (12:58):
Know the movie?

Speaker 8 (13:00):
Ah?

Speaker 11 (13:00):
Well, you know it's worth a look for nostalgia sake.
I give it a two and a half Yamuka's out
of five. It's not great, It's not terrible, but it's
kind of depressing. It's like watching Rick Flair try to dance.
It makes you uncomfortable, but you just can't look away.

(13:20):
But maybe that's what turns you on. Maybe you like
to watch old timers last gasp of greatness, but you
know what, at least they did something with their lives.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's easy to sit there and you have.

Speaker 11 (13:33):
Fed, but playing the video game and waiting for your
ship to come in.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Guess what, you're bastard. You're waiting at the wrong dock.

Speaker 11 (13:41):
Your ship has sailed, and now all you got is
watching old timers and running your mouth when you can't
even hold down a shift and burger clowns. Mark my words,
the clock is taking your miserable sack of crap.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
You gotta get out.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
There and do.

Speaker 9 (13:55):
Something with your life.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Y'are bastard.

Speaker 11 (14:00):
Of course, there may be extenuating circumstances us to say
God bless and don't forget to see him at night.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
It's cheaper.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Time.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Might be the big shure that stiff picking him up
at you.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
It's you, Marcel.

Speaker 12 (14:16):
What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
on racing fat boy and trying to cure Beds of
her terminal blondness? I'm listening to my two favorite straight
white Southern points, John Boy and Billie and The Big Show.
Oh Marcel Jeff stop No, I won't tell Randy you
said hello.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. We've
been through a lot of comedians over the years. Here
on a big show Andrew Dice play. Remember when he
hit the scene old nasty thing for the money, the
family friendly that.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
We would yeah as say he was rapping himself heard
something like that, let's go, oh yes, get this right
here about Kimbo.

Speaker 15 (15:37):
Murray, break a break of there, good buddy, think of o'
rain come back?

Speaker 9 (15:42):
What's with the good old boy stuff?

Speaker 15 (15:44):
Hey, after a week listening to Pinky and Loutin, I
didn't know if you still remember how to speak anything
but crack of eve.

Speaker 9 (15:51):
Yeah, I got pretty southern on the show last week.

Speaker 15 (15:53):
Huh No, Jimbo heehaw is a little so you guys
founded like a casting call for deliverance.

Speaker 9 (15:59):
Too, Hey, Murray, Finger and Boudner are people, man.

Speaker 12 (16:04):
Now you fillip a room with boys from Texas and
Tennessee and North Carolina and you're bound to have a
twin hang in the air.

Speaker 15 (16:10):
Well, I understand completely, but hey, don't forget there are
thousands of people moving here from the North every year.

Speaker 16 (16:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (16:16):
Now, granted they're not listening to your shoe, but hey,
it doesn't hurt to grease the wheels of transplanted Yankee
him every once in a while, just in case. Which
brings me to the reason for my call, which is
I want to offer you a chance to get in
on the ground floor for a new TV series featuring
one of the hottest and most outrageous comedians on the
circuit today. He's hip, he's hot, he's dirty, and he's

(16:40):
the new Sheriff of Maybury. He's Andrew Dice Taylor.

Speaker 9 (16:44):
Andrew Dice Taylor.

Speaker 15 (16:46):
Oh you've heard of him, then allow me to, as
we say in the biz, pitch the concept to you.

Speaker 9 (16:52):
Well far away, good bud, all right.

Speaker 15 (16:53):
The Dice Man, banned from MTV for life for saying
the F word, grows tired of the hustle and by
of the sordid well of stand up comedy. He moves
to a small North Carolina town and runs for sheriff
lo and beholds he wins, and as the saying goes Mayhem.
In two and Jimbo you're really in luck. I've got
the star in my office right now. Andrew Dice Taylor

(17:16):
is with me. Mind if he pictures a little improv
dialogue at you with the phone.

Speaker 9 (17:20):
Sure, I guess I'll be good. Yeah, okay, hold.

Speaker 15 (17:22):
One second, thanks man, Jimbo and Bobby lights him station
new network pit your way. Okay, here's the scene. You're
in the courthouse finishing off some of Antony's pickles when
Deputy Fife walks in.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Take it.

Speaker 10 (17:36):
You, old bunny? How's it is is? To me and
Ellen Crumper at Maya's Lake? Right, I'm giving him my
smoothest Come on, she says, you're andy. I'm just not
that kind of girl, So I say, sweet heart, don't
kid me hold about.

Speaker 9 (17:51):
You for my man Ernest deep bed.

Speaker 10 (17:53):
You won't even buy dinner unless he gets up in
the cort. Tell me he wait to a girl who
with Joe Bunny human thinking Joe Muloo for thirty five
thirty six years. Now, tell me you have a short
of the old bullet. You know what I mean?

Speaker 15 (18:14):
No, Jimbo, what do you think?

Speaker 10 (18:15):
Gee?

Speaker 9 (18:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (18:17):
He says it may.

Speaker 10 (18:18):
Be a little too jewish.

Speaker 15 (18:20):
Okay, Hey, I like the guy, but I'm not married
to him.

Speaker 9 (18:22):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 15 (18:23):
Okay, here's the idea. Number two, Mary and Barry. He's hip,
he's hot, and I think right now we can sign him.
The ex mayor of Washington gets a job selling shoes
in Chicago. We're throwing a goofy wife, a couple of
waisto teenage kids, and a pair of straight laced but
whacky next door neighbors, La La married with Chitlin.

Speaker 10 (18:44):
What do you think?

Speaker 11 (18:46):
I don't both of those sound like they might be
kind of offensive?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
You know.

Speaker 10 (18:49):
No?

Speaker 15 (18:50):
You made me sit through Homer and Jethrow doing French
packers in the sky eighteen times last week, and I'm
being offensive? Gee, hold on, Jembo a name on the
other one.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
All right?

Speaker 10 (19:01):
Hell, tell Craig Maddens. I'll call him my back. What
is he?

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
What does he want?

Speaker 15 (19:07):
Jimbo? He's hit rock bottom. He lost to Maya's race.
The Democrats don't want him, the Republicans.

Speaker 9 (19:11):
Don't want him.

Speaker 15 (19:12):
There's only one place a guy like that can.

Speaker 9 (19:14):
Go, the unemployment office.

Speaker 15 (19:16):
No, the morning show on Sunny one oh seven point nine. Hey,
I gotta go give my luck to Bobby, that's really
HIMIM what call me?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Big Shows on the radio.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Coming up, we play wordy word for one dollars worth
of Bull's Not cleaning products made in the USA. Click
on that Bull's not matter when you hit the Big
Show dot com, hang on and play for some in
minutes or does this get you ready for a wordy
word musically?

Speaker 16 (19:49):
Remember when I joined the show, I begged you pretty
please not to make me play one of your stupid games.
Well you stabbed me in the bat And now it's
been a hundred years and it's what's driven me completely.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Out of my mind. And we're going to playworthy word.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
Ha ha.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
We're going to play worthy word ho ho ha ha.

Speaker 11 (20:12):
And it's Thunderdome, thirty whole seconds of living hell and
the clock gets sliller every single day and it's never ends,
and we're going to play worthy whit ha ha.

Speaker 16 (20:25):
You think that it's a joke to make me play,
although I said the game would fry my brain and
likely sprain my gizz, right, it's all a joke to
hear me choke, I choke, I choke, I choke, I
nearly croak.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
And now you know I'm frigging insane. We're going to
play worthy word ha ha. We're going to play worthy
word ho.

Speaker 16 (20:48):
With bloomber Joe who never made it past second brain
and it's carrying fails when.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
I can in flue after clue after clu after.

Speaker 9 (20:55):
We're going to playworthy word.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
This stupid game has wrecked my nerves.

Speaker 16 (21:03):
But do you care one single bit about my fragile
metal state of mind? Well, just you wait, I'll win
one yet, and when I do, I'll get right in
your face.

Speaker 9 (21:14):
And say.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
Why.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
We're going to play worthy.

Speaker 11 (21:20):
Word ha ha.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
We're going to play worthy word hofo.

Speaker 16 (21:24):
It's my favorite game.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Can I think I'm needing the up my meds? Can
I sure hope Kater don't screw this up again? Or
I'll punch your fool. They were going to play redy Way,
a parade of fools.

Speaker 16 (21:36):
Half a minute of mumble and stick and golden clues
are wasted on people who still.

Speaker 6 (21:40):
Can't count the two.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
They were going to playwordy Wed.

Speaker 16 (21:45):
With the big black hole of hicks and losers and
stupid goose who can't understand a simple clue liked them.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
We're going to play worthy word.

Speaker 17 (21:56):
Let's get.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
So true.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's based on all his experiences.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
All right, now we're right, let's do it one eight
hundred Big Show you told free line. We'll get a
couple contestants and play next Good morning. This will make

(22:40):
show on the radio worldly through your Monday, September twenty ninth,
feature track on The Big Show bet Box Old Buddy
Hanson McLean singing the blah blah song keyword blah git
a bit box at the Bigshow dot com Wait there
quickly on air, contest wasn't.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
You can't get through my call?

Speaker 10 (22:57):
You thisten not?

Speaker 9 (22:58):
I went everybody's bed again?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Birdie word? That a birdie word. Let's meet our contestants.
We got Junior from Bluefield, West Virginia. Good morning, Junior,
come boy, come on, j.

Speaker 9 (23:15):
Alright, I mean you.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Let's meet's partner. It's Brian from Oxford not the Ivy
League college. Oy nice Mississippi. Good morning, bron O'Brian, hot Toddy,

(23:38):
Yeah there you are, dand Tater. Okay, so boys, we're
gonna have random words on our word tablet this morning.
Random words. All right, Brian, you relax, Let's see what
to meet and Junior can do. For the first thirty seconds.
All right, you ready, Junior, no pressure, I'm gonna put

(24:00):
him right in your head, buddy. You just shout him out,
all right, all right, start the clock now. Jimmy Hendrix
played the guitar. Yeah, uh huh. The King of the
Jungle is the.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
What line? Yes line?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Uh huh. A bird will build one of these in
a tree? Yes, now huh. This is after the rain,
God's promise. Okay, this is only God can make a
an oak or a maple. Donal a maple or oak tree?

(24:38):
No God in my bad. We had rainbow there you had,
and I like a foods and rain, So I know
I was hoping I could put last week of he
words behind me. I stunk.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
We want to switch paces.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
I'm not ready, okay, all right, all right here, O'Brien
got I'm sitting there. So let's see what Tater and
Brian can do for their first thirty seconds. By the way,
Junior put a four on the board.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Okay, ready, go all right.

Speaker 17 (25:10):
In an orchestra, this instrument looks like a fiddle. It's
called a what yes, sir. This is a toy that
has a string and it goes up and down, up
and yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
You ride this. It has two wheels and you pedal
cycle bicycle yep, a birthday blank? You eat it a birthday.

Speaker 14 (25:31):
You?

Speaker 9 (25:32):
Uh?

Speaker 17 (25:33):
These fall off trees but one only one. Nope, it's
the They follow and you have to have a blank lower.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Leave liam all right, Yeah, you got leaf on there
and that was a five, and the one that's a six.
All right, six to four ron leeds at the round one?
All right, junior, Let's see what we can do for
round two. You ready right right here? Alright, start the clock.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Now, these blast off at NASA A what rocket?

Speaker 8 (26:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (26:04):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Do you bang on the no instrument? You bang?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Drump?

Speaker 11 (26:11):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Ump?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Uh huh okay, cookie blank little pieces of it falls is?

Speaker 10 (26:16):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Cookie?

Speaker 9 (26:17):
Crump?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah? Okay? You chew this chewing gum? Hum rhymes with
the tree that has a berry rhymes with yes rhymes
Whether you do this with a guitar with your hand?
No man, trump, trump, nobody, good work, alright, junior, put
a six on the floor a ten score, So Tater

(26:39):
and Brine. Unless Randy pulls out that secret stack that
makes them all easy like he was doing it last week,
we might have Bride and Tater. You need four to
tie five will win. Okay, all right, ready.

Speaker 17 (26:57):
Go you go to the dentist and you hope that
you're mouth is blank when he drills. No, yes, okay,
this is not a toad but a blank by This
is a billy blank, it's an animal.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Huh okay, okay, this this animal goes.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Nay, nay, what's up with that?

Speaker 7 (27:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
No, nay? Hell, and we go to over time. It
is in the ten perfect.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Let's see what we can do for an extra fifteen seconds,
all right, junior, fifteen seconds half of our allotted time
that were used to So see what we can do.
Still on the random words, all ready, Junior, okay, all right,
start the clock now eskimos live in and yes, okay,

(28:03):
this is a red flower? How romantic?

Speaker 5 (28:06):
Ros gros.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
This is the McDonald's has these out front. The golden
watt arch art had a boy free hold b foot
over time. Well, let's see what Tater and Brian can
do with their fifteen seconds. All right, Brian, you ready
to go.

Speaker 15 (28:26):
Let's get it and go.

Speaker 17 (28:28):
The front of the train that pulls the train is
the what oh god, yes, yes, your front blank? You
open it with keys the front door. Yes, you climb
up this. Jack and Jill went up the heel.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
And that was three to tie up again? Another fifteen
second overtime. See if we can get us a winner.
All right, Junior, let's try it again. And buddy, Aura,
you go start the clock now. The dunk says, yes, okay,

(29:10):
the blank clock that wakes you up in the morning.

Speaker 10 (29:14):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
This is a big animal with a long trunk. What
time is it? Look on your wrists at your what fare?
There's a four and fifteen? What you and ride don't
have to go to the e r all right? Or

(29:38):
will tie up again? Five? Will win it? Tater and
Brian ready go?

Speaker 3 (29:45):
You press your clothes with a hot what uh?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Cows you drink this from cows?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Real?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
You have a wedding blank on your finger? Ring you blank?
A song blanket?

Speaker 14 (29:58):
Sing it?

Speaker 3 (29:59):
A bird has one of these?

Speaker 17 (30:01):
How?

Speaker 9 (30:03):
Oh four?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
It is tied up again?

Speaker 7 (30:08):
So wing it was way So Taylor has to actually.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
A boy where the tie?

Speaker 6 (30:21):
So just what?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Okay? You want him to play tomorrow? Hey, guys, can
can we try it again to get us a winner?

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Gouse?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
You boys are good all right?

Speaker 9 (30:33):
I'm not in the hospital.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Alright, I go. I will put your home so Jackie
be able to get up with you. Appreciate you, Junior
and bride.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
What's Mississippi.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Again tomorrow? Damn? Good morning? Got the big show on
the radio, big request for John Boy Vince easily at
a Brandon, Mississippi, says granted, clumping the apworm, Please advance,
I actually found that good wors I advance. We got
it for you coming up next. Good morning. I beg

(31:33):
shows on the radio. Something you'd like to hear about
this time Monday through Friday. Hear us up on the
John Woe Mill and Facebook page. Taylor be digging around
till she finds its advance easily out of Brandon, Mississippi.
Here goes your requestments, it is time to axe granny.

Speaker 18 (31:53):
Watch cracker lacker, crack of lacker. Look at Patrick, he
all dressed in green. He going to dress in green
from now to Saint Patrick's day. He thinks he's Saint Patrick.
Behold the world's largest leprechaun. Fhy, I don't ask him
to show you his pot of gold? And got something

(32:17):
to do with the drawers coming on in Shut your
YEAHPN plant your fanny. It's common sense time here on,
ask Granny. I ain't prunes on the way over, so
let's get to this. I ain't sure how much time
I got, Dear Granny, I hope this note finds you well.
I have a medical question I hope you can address.

(32:39):
I have a tapeworm. I've tried a couple different things,
and I really don't want to spend the money to
go to the doctor. I'm sure that you have some
home remedies that will do the trick at least, I hope,
so thanks in advance.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Kim from Lexington. Dear Kim, I think I can help you.

Speaker 18 (32:59):
I've gone to the toe with tapeworms afore or would
that be tote to butt?

Speaker 4 (33:05):
And you right on the money by not going to
the doctor.

Speaker 18 (33:08):
Doctor don't know nothing but how to give you a
Porson pill and charge an arm and a leg for it.
It get rid of the tapeworm, sure enough, but it
always turns your inners all gollywompers. The worm is kicking
in the curb in the day, but it's gonna be
a week or two for it's gonna be safe to
leave the house without wearing a diaper. You understand, forget
them jumicated fools. Home remedies are the way to go.

(33:31):
So let's get now before you start going a full
fanny of salt on the tapeworm, make sure you really
got one.

Speaker 10 (33:40):
Now.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
If you got gas, bad.

Speaker 18 (33:43):
Breath, can't sleep, itchy butt, losing weight, headaches, it might
be a tapeworm. Could also be you a crackhead or
Steve Boushimi. So if you ain't on the pipe, sounds
like you got a critter in your tripe. Now, all

(34:03):
my years I tried hundreds of different things to send
them little goomers to their final reward.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
But sometime the cure is worse than the ailman. Like garlic.

Speaker 18 (34:15):
You're supposed to eat three clothes a day on an
empty stomach for three weeks. Well, that's fine. If you
want to smell like Parsaveno's pandy draw, you could try
fresh punkin seas and that's great. If you gotta tape
worm it Halloween, you could also eat pomegranite tree bark.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Well, that has side effects, though you start.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Listening to a lot of grateful dead and fish.

Speaker 18 (34:42):
Ain't nobody got tie for that. The best remedy I
ever used. That guy from an old window woman out
in a swamp. I know she's a real deal on
account that she has three snaggled detufuses, an eyepatch wards.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
With long hairs hanging off them, and a black cat.

Speaker 18 (35:03):
With a wooden leg. How you get him to hold
still to put that on? She puts some herbs in
the kettle. Then she did some whodo over it, and
when the smoke clear, she told me go home and
every morning for the next two weeks to put a
banana and an oatmeal cookie in my butt. And when

(35:26):
two weeks was up, to come back with a banana
and a hammer. Every day for two whole weeks, I'd
roll out of bed, walk to the kitchen, fixed my coffee,
and that stick a banana and an oatmeal cookie up
my butt. The banana was bad enough, but then't let
that not the sidetrack bananas are bad enough. But oatmeal

(35:48):
cookies ain't you know, built for that kind of butt stuff.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
But I stuck with it.

Speaker 18 (35:55):
And after two long banana and oatmeal but stuff in weeks,
I went back to that old widow woman with a
banana in one hand and a hammer in another. She
told me, she said, get up on the table there
and lie face down. She stuck that banana in my butt,
and then she waited a few minutes later that tape

(36:15):
worm sticks his head out and said, where's my hoatmeal cookie?

Speaker 4 (36:23):
She can't hit a little skull in with that hammer.

Speaker 18 (36:26):
You know, the more I think about it, the garlic
wouldn't have been a bad deal at all. Well, until
next time. It's your old Granny clumb saying, get you something.
Whoa whoop prous just kicked in.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Everyone, Ice Grannie Email to Ice Grannaea and John boyn
Villa the peel box one nine one one one. Charlotte
didn't see two eight two one nine dogs.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
My letter out, good morning.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
It's makes you on the radio if you would like
this tune for my boy, Handsome McClean the big box
keyword blah. This will explain it all.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Mama didn't raise no fools.

Speaker 19 (37:37):
I'm a product of the public schools, and they all
told me never talked to strangengers. But she walked in
the room covered in cheap perfume, and I was deaf
to all their warning calls of danyngers.

Speaker 10 (37:56):
Blah.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
All I heard was blah blah.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 20 (38:05):
Blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 9 (38:12):
Okay, now y'all know the chorus you can jump in anytime.

Speaker 19 (38:18):
Well, my buddies are giving me grief, calling her a
manhood thief. I know I'm whooped, but her eyes have
such lashious.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
I don't hang out with the guys.

Speaker 19 (38:31):
They jeer and they criticize, saying my masculinities and ascious.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
But blah, all I hear.

Speaker 9 (38:42):
Is blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
You guys learn quick blah blah blah.

Speaker 20 (38:49):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 19 (38:58):
Well, here we are, man and wife, sharing every facet
of our life and spending all this quality time together.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
She tells me about her day, all about her day,
everything about her day, day after freaking day, the boss,
the dog, the neighbors, and the way everybody.

Speaker 20 (39:23):
Now blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah.

Speaker 9 (39:29):
Let's sing it now, come on.

Speaker 20 (39:31):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Where's the down beat on me?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I'm lost it.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
I've lost here.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
All right, Well now here I am on the last verse.

Speaker 19 (39:55):
This song took a turn for the worse, and you're
wondering where is this thing's tenation?

Speaker 9 (40:02):
Well, now, hey, the jokes on you.

Speaker 19 (40:05):
Tomorrow morning, Right on cue, this song will be playing
in your head in heavy rotation.

Speaker 9 (40:11):
Everybody, now, blah.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
All you'll hear is blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 9 (40:18):
Let's run it in the ground. Hey, blah blah.

Speaker 20 (40:21):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 9 (40:24):
Blah blah blah. My wife brote this song. Actually, I
don't know why.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
Till we stick to death of it. Come on blah
too late, blah blah.

Speaker 20 (40:37):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Oh blah.

Speaker 21 (40:57):
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