November 4, 2024 • 35 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Bill Silvers runs down the Top 10 kinds of people who vote for Kamala Harris.. - Mary Jane will share some of her latest Deep Thoughts.. - Broadway comes to The Big Show with a parody from an Annie Get Your Gun tune.. - Willie P. Richardson exposes some voter fraud.. - Oliver explores the differences between Democrats and Republicans.. - and Marvin explains how to get married to an eight-year-old…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here's what's all we can all learn from them.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
College kids off flipped their lids for guys like Marks
and Land, and it proves they ain't learnt history.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Doing in socialismly do in.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Socialism them hibbie punk should pack their trunks and move
to fen Isueila. That way they eat already, I mean
doing in socialismly socialism.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You don't have to be a whiz at math.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
To know socialism is a stupid path. They say socialism
is as good as it gets.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
But they'll change their minds when they eat their pets.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
And socialismly so.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Taking people's money is at their corbi leief. But socialists
are lazy, so the government is their thief. They all
jump when Donald Trump has record unemployment because.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
They don't want a work. You see, and do any.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Socialismly social.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's been said that all the bed should never be voting,
but in November and they will be doing it. Socialismly
you can't spend your life.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
As it's lazy slove. You gotta grow up.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And get a job when a government gives you everything free,
and what ain't free is you and me socialismly so,
just asking any of them aware this has work feed
for and every last one of them.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Well quickly slam the door. Uncle Sam says, it's a
scam to.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Turn our country commie. I'm Mary and KI will never
be when.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It's socialismly.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Socialsmly so I was.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Fun, all right, don't go Ben and socialism le owners
Now Okay, Blet's play Beat the Blonde, Baby one ain't
hundred Big show you told Freeline. We'll get a contestant
and play next. Good morning, it's a big show on
(03:05):
the radio. Worldly to your Monday. What today's feature track
for the Big Show?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Bid box? Marvin Webster, how to get married?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
There's your key words, Marton married when he hit the
bid box at the Big Show dot com. Right now,
it's time to blaze read the Blonde. Let's me and
I contested out of Lancaster, South Carolina.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Corey, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Corey, good morning.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
What are we all?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Good?
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Well?
Speaker 8 (03:33):
When here buddy?
Speaker 5 (03:37):
All right we go, there's move the man.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
There you go, buddy, Okight, wey no gonna do Corey
asked you some questions, she'll answer you agree or disagree.
Get two bells before two buzzers and we'll get you
that prize pack.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
All right, alight, all right, Marcy.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Nancy Sinatra said that these boots were made for I
was just kidding.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Do you know what she's walking? Yeah, that's what was
fucked in my head enough.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
But among other things, Nancy Sinatra said, she said to
her daughter Angela was already doing something at a year
and a half old, that her grandfather, Frank Sinatra was famous.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
For, muh throw her diapers at reporters. Adam Bosson, ever
went around.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Bossing everyone around like her grandfather was famous for.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Corey, agree or disagree.
Speaker 8 (04:44):
I'm gonna have to disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
And that was the thing to do, yes, singing of
course like her grandfather.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
You probably knew that, didn't you tell?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Throw the divers sou ping in her pants? That was
number two.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
One bellcore. Good work and now go to People magazine.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
According to People, Kim Kardashian furs to be called prefers.
Let's let's get that pre in front of her furs,
because I was wondering I hadn't seen the tape.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Prefers to be called an aspiring young business woman because
she hates the term what who wrror Cory, Let's be
(05:51):
as nice as possible. Really the People magazine.
Speaker 9 (05:55):
Kim she doesn't like being called a reality star.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
She doesn't like being called a reality star. Corey, agree
or disagree?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
I'm gonna have to agree with that and that.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
WI isn't I'm away a nice way to do. I'm
a goofy star.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
No, I'm a young business wor aspiring a perspiring, young
fur young business woman.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Corey, good work, buddy, have her price back? Had done
the lankster for you.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I appreciate it, y'all.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Alright, buddy, bottom of the hour.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
And top of your news. On the other side, a
Texas phone price with it. Pemine's gonna sell his boat now,
gona hear the.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
It's a week showing the radio day before the election day.
If you hadn't early voted, absentee ballot voted, got tough
vote as you do a ten person punch hard on
the little pane.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
I guess more of a point in a while, the
little hoof rubber pencil.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Dilly, we got doing that?
Speaker 9 (07:51):
Yeah, we got it all right?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Now I'm Texas phone cracks at perfect here will it be?
Speaker 7 (08:01):
This is darthing?
Speaker 10 (08:02):
This is Victorias know it's this Democratic Party would who
now the Democratic Party?
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Democratic Party?
Speaker 10 (08:08):
Yes, I'm time to let you know that the county
has mailed out the vilence to the senior systens who
request them. Have you received your value?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Yes, ma'am, I show did have, but I can't read.
Could y'all send somebody bout here and have.
Speaker 11 (08:21):
Me so you haven't mailed the bat?
Speaker 9 (08:24):
No?
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Man?
Speaker 11 (08:25):
Okay, okay, ma'am.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
Are you laughing at me about it?
Speaker 8 (08:30):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I you know, I just saying educating. I'm sorry about that,
but I I I.
Speaker 10 (08:33):
Just say I can't understand that and I can relate
to you.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Well. I don't appreciate you laving in now. I'm I'm
living not to vote Democratic.
Speaker 11 (08:39):
Now, ma'am. I I didn't laugh. I'm sorry I didn't.
I heard you no cause I I'll just learn how
to read myself so I can relate to you. I'm
sorry to feel that way. Please steal out your voucher,
sign it and draw. All you have to do is
fill it out and sign it and drop it in
(09:00):
the mail as soon as as soon as pos can.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Y'all get somebody to come out here in the philadelapirmis.
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Well, you had to call your nearest voters restorations. But
who now the v nearest voters respiration in your.
Speaker 11 (09:12):
Neighbor uh huh in your neighborhood. And I'm pretty sure
they will send someone after to help.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
You said they will, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 11 (09:19):
Uh ma'am you been uh.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
Go uh and vote early on October the nineteen.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Give me see, there was a man came out here
last year and paid me to vote for him. Reckon,
I could get somebody to this year, paid to the vote.
Uh huh got twenty dollars paid you to vote for Oh,
I ain't gonna see I needed the money, okay.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
Uh uh you know we really need we really need
the Democrats in the in the uh up in the spot.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Sure do because uh they're.
Speaker 11 (09:47):
Trying to stop the benefits for people that are not working.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Give me'm for love to live.
Speaker 11 (09:53):
Those uh Republican cause, so you need it. We need
your support alright, then we really need your support.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
I appreciate it. Well, the sure we uh huh bye bye.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Came back here with his buddy Andrew Jackson. I missed him.
I'd like to vote for you. Listens, ask Bram, good morning.
(10:44):
It's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I know man s all that eleven thousand, seven hundred
some votes, that's what decided the presidential election in Georgia.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
You all listen to them and stay to Georgia.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Father?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Why man litten? I'm a musical time out with heart
and a Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 12 (11:07):
Ladies and gentlemen, The Junior Nation Band would like to
share a special sound of the season. And when I
save the season, I mean the go to Hell's season
known as Halloween. And nowhere does it go to hell
faster or harder than Cassidy Double Wide World, Headquarters.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Of the Junior Nation Band. This is another word based
on all our experiences and.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
It goes exactly like his.
Speaker 12 (11:37):
These nerve frocking youngins Live and then the Trailer Park
are about to make me lose my mind Halloween night.
They dress up and bag for candy. The troubles boy
what they got in mind? They used to beat cuter
in their little costumes back before they turn fifteen. Now
(12:00):
there's underage drinking and you can't tell what they're thinking.
It's a trailer park.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Pile Aween.
Speaker 12 (12:08):
Trailer Park, pel Away, Trailer Park, peal Away, rend.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
All this randalism.
Speaker 12 (12:17):
They just might end up in prison. Trailer park pal Away.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Now, the irony of the Junior Nation.
Speaker 12 (12:27):
Man complaining about somebody running around wild and drunk is
not lost on us.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
However, that does not mean.
Speaker 12 (12:34):
These kids ain't wild or drunk, which they are. They
made a lot of noise, raise a lot of ruckuses,
keivin folks quiet scare. When they picked the wrong guy,
he runs out the door to chase them and kicks
them in the dairy? Are they like the bull of
(12:57):
Caper with the romatoilet paper making feed down?
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Right?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Mean they're cruising for some trouble.
Speaker 12 (13:05):
Then we're about the bustard bubble on the trailer park Halloways.
Trailer park how Aways. Trailer Park Halloways too old for
trigg or treating.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Some of them could use of beating.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
Trailer park hell Aways. It's a trailer park hall Aways,
trailer Park Halloways, went all this vandalism, they just might
end up in prison trailer Park Halloways. And there you
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have it, our cautionary tail of the season for all
the pupping heads in the audience. Y'all act like you
got some smart have a safe and happy Halloween, and
wein't running my life.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Hi guys, this is Papa Francisco here, passion, desire, barbecue ribs.
Speaker 13 (14:11):
It could only be the picture with John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Good morning. There's a big sea radio.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I want to think about the low sol time in
South and Charlotte's mess sports barm I guess Monday night
football to nine, do for good every Windstre's Burger days
have ninety nine. They're famous burgers.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Seven ninety nine. That's it all day long.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
The little so chapping for Saturday Brunch ten to two,
coming a new Bloody Mary Bar brunch.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Well you dogs, welcome on the patio with you watching
the game, Pablo.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Hang out with Texas and Auburn watch parties, but make
a break time college football because I appreciate y'all ball.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
We'll more down. Are you Republicans? Are you a Democrat?
Are you not sure?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
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I play for it ten minutes. Here we go, ladies
and gentlemen, here is Oliver.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Well, well, well, it's an election. Yeah, and the political
scene has begun to heat up. And while most of
us are firmly entrenched on one side or the other,
there are some of you still undecided. In fact, some
of you don't know what's a Republican or what's a democrat?
(16:53):
Left from right or right from wrong. Well, here's a
little morality tale to help you fire in your way.
A yuppy woman in a hot air balloon realizes she
is lost. She spots a fisherman in a boat below
and lowers her altitude. She shouts to him, excuse me,
(17:16):
can you help me? I promised a friend I would
meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where
I am. The man, always prepared, consults his portable GPS
and replies, you're in a hot air balloon, approximately thirty
feet above a ground elevation of two thou three hundred
(17:38):
and forty six feet above sea level. You are thirty
one degrees fourteen point ninety seven minutes north latitude and
one hundred degrees forty nine point zh nine minutes west longitude.
The impatient, yuppy.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Woman rolls her eyes and says, you must.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Be a Republican. I am, replied the man. How did
you know?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well, she answers, hands firmly on her hips.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to make of your information, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me
at all. The man just smiles and shakes his head.
And you must be a Democrat, he replies, how did
(18:29):
you know? Answers the woman. Well, says the man, it's
quite obvious you don't know where you are or where
you're going. You've risen to where you're at doe only
to an extremely large amount of hot air. You made
a promise, you have no idea how to keep, and
you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly
(18:53):
the same predicament you were in before we ever met,
but somehow now it's all my fat. If you're laughing,
welcome to the Republican Party. If you're not laughing, it's
just another sign that you're a Democrat. I'd say, have
(19:14):
a nice day, but why waste it?
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Oh right then, now that's cleared, right up. Thank you, Oliver,
a wonderful job.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Let's play wordy word y'all one eight hundred Big Sow
you told Freelna calls America.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next Good
(20:05):
Morning Down there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
On it to you Monday feature tracking to make sure
Big Box marmon Webster how to getting married, sir for
ge word Marvin married is the big box at the
Big Show dot com. They out on their contest, but
you can't get through, We'll call you.
Speaker 13 (20:21):
Let's know. I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I'm like a wordy word of the wordy word.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Tom from Steel, Missouri.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Good morning Tom, Good morning, John, Mory. We're welcome, buddy.
Speaker 12 (20:35):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
We got John out of Smith Station, Alabama. Good morning John.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Hey, Hey, we're all good.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Welcome in here, boys. So John's Alabama is Tom Missouri.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Tom, John, John, Tom, Here we go John tATu one side,
John Road to hold the other.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Hey, Tom, Hey, John, Hey John boy, Hey.
Speaker 13 (20:58):
Hey Martin, Hey Randy.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Are you so well? John?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
You relax and let's see what me and Tom can
do for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
All right, you ready, Tom, Ready start the clock. Now
you need two of these for a canoe paddle. Yeah,
uh huh. Thomas Edison was a famous what yes, uh huh.
Oh you got a leaky pipe? Better call am?
Speaker 11 (21:24):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
All right, keep going, keep going. This is what you
used to clean windows, a famous name brand.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
This is what you eat out of the ocean, peel
and shredne and shred a blank clocktail. Yes, hey, uh,
this is what you get, and you get twenty percent
off if you give it to the cashier.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Hey, what keep on?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah? Uh huh okay. Sounded like we had a little
clock problem.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
But I was on a roll.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Ain't no way I was gonna start it. No, I
watched the clock. Okay, you got it.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
We got our thirty seconds in all right, good deal,
Dom got a six.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Good work, buddy, All right, well, let's see what's happening.
Don't freak out. I just want to make sure this
just work. Okay, we're ready to go, John, And I
believe you. John, Are you red us on?
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Let's go?
Speaker 9 (22:15):
All right, buddy and go. If you're getting ready to
ship something off, you'll wrap it up in this.
Speaker 13 (22:22):
All right?
Speaker 9 (22:23):
Here? Look you you know your home when you pull
into your what? Yes, this is a substance that if
you stand on it, you will sink into it.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
I said, quick, yes, go ahead.
Speaker 9 (22:37):
This is another word for ocean. Is the great big
y this? When you on your TV you can cut
the sound off by hitting the what button? Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
All right, good dear Alyssa, do some tidying up here?
Was she said rap? When the words were bubble wrap,
that was he wouldn't mess up there. And I guess
that's all right. So give John one?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Uh the four?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
No, give Tom one? So a seven, seven to four.
After round one, John, I didn't mean to use my
brain power adding that seven and four.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
But okay, okay, all right, Tom? You ready for round two? Buddy,
let's go start the clock.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
This is a drink in the morning. A blank, Mary, blank, Marry, Yeah,
this is what you do to a chicken to get
rid of the feathers.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, uh huh. The opposite of round is the earth.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
They thought the earth was like this and until they
found out that it's a circle. Yes, all right, kind
of rhymes with it. You're not skinny, you are?
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (23:47):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (23:47):
All right?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
You wipe your feet on the welcome.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
That a boy?
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Alright?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
What did we end up with?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
That?
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Put a five on a seven? Who had the dozen?
For Tom? At twelve?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
All right, Marcy, let's even use some of that tatter
magic that's been on hand the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
But how about I use the timer that you used
the first round?
Speaker 7 (24:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
What you do?
Speaker 8 (24:16):
Alright?
Speaker 12 (24:17):
Eight?
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Well, time my all time world record and tie this game?
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Ready, go, please give us a urine blank?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 9 (24:29):
You're a blank of the big bad Wolf. Who's a
blank of the big bad wolf? Jolly the green blank,
the great Yes, the number after two huh. You climb
this it has leaves. Yes, you picked this a snow
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blank or you urinate?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Oh, if you got paid, that would have been nine.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Still three short, good run at at the time twelve
and it's hard to beat in this game already. Word. Sorry,
well John Dawn Smith station buddy. You can try again anytime.
We sure appreciate you, my man.
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Man, I appreciate y'all. Play. Let me play.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Hey I had.
Speaker 8 (25:20):
Years ago. I want a game, and anyhow, I want
a Nascar a Coke cold nashcar board game.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (25:30):
There was two of them. You send me two of
them and it had to be twenty something years ago.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Wow, did you have that about? Did you hold on
to it for us?
Speaker 9 (25:40):
You know?
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Times getting lean?
Speaker 7 (25:41):
I did? I did.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
I didn't hang on to one of them. And anyhow,
they have a thing going on down here where they're
trying to give them away to board games to the
first responders. So I'm getting I'm giving the one that
I had, Oh man, awesome, the one that that you
gave me that I can't I'm giving it to the
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first responders.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
All right, John, I appreciate that, man. That's awesome.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
So so it's all going everything, y'all don't doing it
is a good thing.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh you cleaning up on you were Appreciate you, buddy.
And time over there still Missouri. You got the bird
Tee County Peanuts prize pack. You're gonna love these things. Congratulations,
Appreciate you, buddy, gave you're all Yo morning, got the
big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Uh work work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 12 (26:37):
Hello, boys, have a good night's rest.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I missed you just in time with the big request.
Hank Simpson out of Newbern, North Carolina. Hank says the
Morons or the mid Atlantic reminds me of my crew.
We'll get your episodes. Get your memories of Hank coming
up next.
Speaker 10 (27:21):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
May show's on the radio. Get our by requests.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
One of my favorite spot's beautiful new Born, North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
I think Simpson mounting him and his crew with this.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Ah.
Speaker 14 (27:38):
The open sea, the blue water, the salty air, the
roll of the waves, my first mate barfing over.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
The edge of the boat. A spanky. That's not what
I meant when I said heave too.
Speaker 13 (27:57):
Here's me right when I get f eting Brec st
Off the back of a truck under the bridge.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Well, you said you were ready for life on a
high seas.
Speaker 13 (28:05):
I've been practicing, been sleeping on a shelf in the closet,
eating cold ravioli and spam out of the can twice
a week. Throw the cat into the pool and yell
man overboard. Sounds like the tides getting ready to go
out again.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Your larfin is caring all the fish away. Take something
for your stomach, Yeah, there's nothing in here.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
Looks like you forgot to pack the gutsby calm tablets again.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
I forgot?
Speaker 6 (28:33):
Do I have to think of everything? I might as
well be at work. Could you at least stand on
the other side of the boat. Why your big old
head blocks of sun?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
You know I freckle?
Speaker 13 (28:47):
Oh my god, you're killing me.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
All right, let's go back to the marina and get
some for your little tommy ache.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
You whiner. This is my first fish and tripping. You're
ruining it. Hey, Gilligan, did you put the right kind
of gas in the boat, yes, stupid.
Speaker 13 (29:10):
Did you have the engine tuned up?
Speaker 12 (29:12):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I haven't on a boat before. Hey did you weigh anchor?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Yep?
Speaker 13 (29:16):
One hundred and fifty pounds.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Ah, I was writing your material. Randy Now that's a
problem right there. Just get the anchor up. Well, what
are you waiting for for you to help me? It's heavy,
you big baby?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
What was I thinking when I made you? First made?
You're terrible. Get out of the way. Boy, that is heavy,
you big baby? What were you thinking?
Speaker 13 (29:40):
But you made yourself?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Skipper, you're terrible? All right?
Speaker 13 (29:43):
Just use the witch we left Jackie and tatter ashore Ys,
not the witch.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
The witch, the witch. This is just a nightmare.
Speaker 13 (29:58):
There you go, cap'n crunch the anchor weed.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Oh great, we're stranded.
Speaker 13 (30:07):
Well, Skipper, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Now?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Swim?
Speaker 13 (30:11):
You're gonna swim twenty miles. You can't get out of
the bathtub.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
On your own radio to coastguard with.
Speaker 13 (30:17):
What you had that taking out to put that CD
player in.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Well maybe it's not as bad as we think. Swim
under the boat and check it out.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
Me.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Hey, I'm doing all the thinking here. You want me
to get wet too?
Speaker 13 (30:30):
What if fish sharks in the water.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
Don't worry. Sharks never eat anything bigger than they are.
Keep your head under water and you'll be fine. I
wonder if Jaques Cousteau had these kind of problems.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Well, big boy props and tore up pretty bad.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Fishing neck, floating mine, giant squid?
Speaker 13 (30:57):
Nope, license plate?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
What the big gun? Hey, this is my license play
for the trailer.
Speaker 13 (31:04):
Where'd you get this off the trailer? You forgot to
unhook the boat's jackass. Thanks for doing all the thinking.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
There's only one thing left to do.
Speaker 13 (31:15):
Die from dehydration and wait for the sea goes to
eat the eyes out of our skulls.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
No, we'll man the life boats.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
What lifeboats? You spend all your money on them? Stupid
fishing team shirts.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Well we don't need one. Luckily you wore a hat
s out of that. Look, we even have root for
my big bag.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Shut up, don't get salt water on the brim.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
That Monday morning Big Joe's Al Radio All ride feature
tracking for to Day's marm and Webster.
Speaker 13 (32:17):
How to Get married?
Speaker 5 (32:18):
My come in handy for you. Hit it in the
mid box key word Marvin married, y'all?
Speaker 7 (32:23):
What's up?
Speaker 15 (32:24):
How y'all doing? Hey man, my nephew Sean just turned
eight years old. Everybody went over to Mama's house for
a birthday party? Does they even Uncle Cedric showed up
after supper, men said, sitting out on the back porch,
Little Sean comes out the door. Uncle Cedric goes, hey, boy,
what's up. In the second grade, you got a girlfriend? Yeah,
Jne said, yeah, but that's agreed. She hot it goes, well,
(32:48):
now when y'all getting married, Sean said, where could be
a while. We got a lot going on.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
In school.
Speaker 15 (32:54):
We learned how to add and subtract. Said say, well,
now learn all you can about that subtract. Then you're
gonna be doing a lot of that when you get married,
mostly out of the check book. And Sean goes, Uncle Cedric,
how do people get married? Said, goes, well, let me see.
The first thing that happens is the girl come to
(33:14):
your house and say, well, I'm pregnant, said please. The
boy is asking a serious question here, Shawn said, I
know about some of it. You go to the church
and tell the preacher you want to have a wedding,
said goes yeah. But before that, you gotta go down
and get yourself a marriage license. Shawn said, what's a
marriage license? Uncle says, say, well, it's a little bit
(33:36):
like a car loan that never gets paid off and
just put some on it every month forever unless you
trade it in for a new ride. See when a
man first meet a woman. He think he got the
hottest model on the lot. Four five years later, he
looked down at the end of the breakfast table. Find
out he's gonna wound up in the carriage for Clunkers program.
(33:57):
Uncle said, please, you might be talking over the boys
just a little bit. Shall say, My daddy had to
take a test when he got his new driver's license.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Is it like that?
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Do you have to take a test? Still?
Speaker 10 (34:09):
You go?
Speaker 13 (34:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (34:10):
But with a marriage license you don't get the hard
questions till after you get married.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
What kind of questions?
Speaker 15 (34:16):
Well, you know, stuff like I look fat in this
or where you've been till two o'clock in the morning.
I've seen you looking.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
At that girl?
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Is that what you like? Just like that?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
So how you know what the answer is?
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Sai?
Speaker 15 (34:30):
It goes well, son, you don't you just say something?
Shut your eyes and hopeful the bit which might be
the best description of marriage I ever heard, y'all think
about it. I'm Molcolm Webster.
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Speaker 5 (35:11):
Hi Ya, hey, rest of your day, See you on tomorrow.
Love you man it
Here's what's all we can all learn from them.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
College kids off flipped their lids for guys like Marks
and Land, and it proves they ain't learnt history.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Doing in socialismly do in.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Socialism them hibbie punk should pack their trunks and move
to fen Isueila. That way they eat already, I mean
doing in socialismly socialism.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You don't have to be a whiz at math.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
To know socialism is a stupid path. They say socialism
is as good as it gets.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
But they'll change their minds when they eat their pets.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
And socialismly so.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Taking people's money is at their corbi leief. But socialists
are lazy, so the government is their thief. They all
jump when Donald Trump has record unemployment because.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
They don't want a work. You see, and do any.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Socialismly social.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's been said that all the bed should never be voting,
but in November and they will be doing it. Socialismly
you can't spend your life.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
As it's lazy slove. You gotta grow up.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And get a job when a government gives you everything free,
and what ain't free is you and me socialismly so,
just asking any of them aware this has work feed
for and every last one of them.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Well quickly slam the door. Uncle Sam says, it's a
scam to.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Turn our country commie. I'm Mary and KI will never
be when.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It's socialismly.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Socialsmly so I was.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Fun, all right, don't go Ben and socialism le owners
Now Okay, Blet's play Beat the Blonde, Baby one ain't
hundred Big show you told Freeline. We'll get a contestant
and play next. Good morning, it's a big show on
(03:05):
the radio. Worldly to your Monday. What today's feature track
for the Big Show?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Bid box? Marvin Webster, how to get married?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
There's your key words, Marton married when he hit the
bid box at the Big Show dot com. Right now,
it's time to blaze read the Blonde. Let's me and
I contested out of Lancaster, South Carolina.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Corey, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Corey, good morning.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
What are we all?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Good?
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Well?
Speaker 8 (03:33):
When here buddy?
Speaker 5 (03:37):
All right we go, there's move the man.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
There you go, buddy, Okight, wey no gonna do Corey
asked you some questions, she'll answer you agree or disagree.
Get two bells before two buzzers and we'll get you
that prize pack.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
All right, alight, all right, Marcy.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Nancy Sinatra said that these boots were made for I
was just kidding.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Do you know what she's walking? Yeah, that's what was
fucked in my head enough.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
But among other things, Nancy Sinatra said, she said to
her daughter Angela was already doing something at a year
and a half old, that her grandfather, Frank Sinatra was famous.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
For, muh throw her diapers at reporters. Adam Bosson, ever
went around.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Bossing everyone around like her grandfather was famous for.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Corey, agree or disagree.
Speaker 8 (04:44):
I'm gonna have to disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
And that was the thing to do, yes, singing of
course like her grandfather.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
You probably knew that, didn't you tell?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Throw the divers sou ping in her pants? That was
number two.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
One bellcore. Good work and now go to People magazine.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
According to People, Kim Kardashian furs to be called prefers.
Let's let's get that pre in front of her furs,
because I was wondering I hadn't seen the tape.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Prefers to be called an aspiring young business woman because
she hates the term what who wrror Cory, Let's be
(05:51):
as nice as possible. Really the People magazine.
Speaker 9 (05:55):
Kim she doesn't like being called a reality star.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
She doesn't like being called a reality star. Corey, agree
or disagree?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
I'm gonna have to agree with that and that.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
WI isn't I'm away a nice way to do. I'm
a goofy star.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
No, I'm a young business wor aspiring a perspiring, young
fur young business woman.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Corey, good work, buddy, have her price back? Had done
the lankster for you.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I appreciate it, y'all.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Alright, buddy, bottom of the hour.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
And top of your news. On the other side, a
Texas phone price with it. Pemine's gonna sell his boat now,
gona hear the.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
It's a week showing the radio day before the election day.
If you hadn't early voted, absentee ballot voted, got tough
vote as you do a ten person punch hard on
the little pane.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
I guess more of a point in a while, the
little hoof rubber pencil.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Dilly, we got doing that?
Speaker 9 (07:51):
Yeah, we got it all right?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Now I'm Texas phone cracks at perfect here will it be?
Speaker 7 (08:01):
This is darthing?
Speaker 10 (08:02):
This is Victorias know it's this Democratic Party would who
now the Democratic Party?
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Democratic Party?
Speaker 10 (08:08):
Yes, I'm time to let you know that the county
has mailed out the vilence to the senior systens who
request them. Have you received your value?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Yes, ma'am, I show did have, but I can't read.
Could y'all send somebody bout here and have.
Speaker 11 (08:21):
Me so you haven't mailed the bat?
Speaker 9 (08:24):
No?
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Man?
Speaker 11 (08:25):
Okay, okay, ma'am.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
Are you laughing at me about it?
Speaker 8 (08:30):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I you know, I just saying educating. I'm sorry about that,
but I I I.
Speaker 10 (08:33):
Just say I can't understand that and I can relate
to you.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Well. I don't appreciate you laving in now. I'm I'm
living not to vote Democratic.
Speaker 11 (08:39):
Now, ma'am. I I didn't laugh. I'm sorry I didn't.
I heard you no cause I I'll just learn how
to read myself so I can relate to you. I'm
sorry to feel that way. Please steal out your voucher,
sign it and draw. All you have to do is
fill it out and sign it and drop it in
(09:00):
the mail as soon as as soon as pos can.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Y'all get somebody to come out here in the philadelapirmis.
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Well, you had to call your nearest voters restorations. But
who now the v nearest voters respiration in your.
Speaker 11 (09:12):
Neighbor uh huh in your neighborhood. And I'm pretty sure
they will send someone after to help.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
You said they will, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 11 (09:19):
Uh ma'am you been uh.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
Go uh and vote early on October the nineteen.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Give me see, there was a man came out here
last year and paid me to vote for him. Reckon,
I could get somebody to this year, paid to the vote.
Uh huh got twenty dollars paid you to vote for Oh,
I ain't gonna see I needed the money, okay.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
Uh uh you know we really need we really need
the Democrats in the in the uh up in the spot.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Sure do because uh they're.
Speaker 11 (09:47):
Trying to stop the benefits for people that are not working.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Give me'm for love to live.
Speaker 11 (09:53):
Those uh Republican cause, so you need it. We need
your support alright, then we really need your support.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
I appreciate it. Well, the sure we uh huh bye bye.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Came back here with his buddy Andrew Jackson. I missed him.
I'd like to vote for you. Listens, ask Bram, good morning.
(10:44):
It's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I know man s all that eleven thousand, seven hundred
some votes, that's what decided the presidential election in Georgia.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
You all listen to them and stay to Georgia.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Father?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Why man litten? I'm a musical time out with heart
and a Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 12 (11:07):
Ladies and gentlemen, The Junior Nation Band would like to
share a special sound of the season. And when I
save the season, I mean the go to Hell's season
known as Halloween. And nowhere does it go to hell
faster or harder than Cassidy Double Wide World, Headquarters.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Of the Junior Nation Band. This is another word based
on all our experiences and.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
It goes exactly like his.
Speaker 12 (11:37):
These nerve frocking youngins Live and then the Trailer Park
are about to make me lose my mind Halloween night.
They dress up and bag for candy. The troubles boy
what they got in mind? They used to beat cuter
in their little costumes back before they turn fifteen. Now
(12:00):
there's underage drinking and you can't tell what they're thinking.
It's a trailer park.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Pile Aween.
Speaker 12 (12:08):
Trailer Park, pel Away, Trailer Park, peal Away, rend.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
All this randalism.
Speaker 12 (12:17):
They just might end up in prison. Trailer park pal Away.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Now, the irony of the Junior Nation.
Speaker 12 (12:27):
Man complaining about somebody running around wild and drunk is
not lost on us.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
However, that does not mean.
Speaker 12 (12:34):
These kids ain't wild or drunk, which they are. They
made a lot of noise, raise a lot of ruckuses,
keivin folks quiet scare. When they picked the wrong guy,
he runs out the door to chase them and kicks
them in the dairy? Are they like the bull of
(12:57):
Caper with the romatoilet paper making feed down?
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Right?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Mean they're cruising for some trouble.
Speaker 12 (13:05):
Then we're about the bustard bubble on the trailer park Halloways.
Trailer park how Aways. Trailer Park Halloways too old for
trigg or treating.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Some of them could use of beating.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
Trailer park hell Aways. It's a trailer park hall Aways,
trailer Park Halloways, went all this vandalism, they just might
end up in prison trailer Park Halloways. And there you
(13:43):
have it, our cautionary tail of the season for all
the pupping heads in the audience. Y'all act like you
got some smart have a safe and happy Halloween, and
wein't running my life.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Hi guys, this is Papa Francisco here, passion, desire, barbecue ribs.
Speaker 13 (14:11):
It could only be the picture with John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Good morning. There's a big sea radio.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I want to think about the low sol time in
South and Charlotte's mess sports barm I guess Monday night
football to nine, do for good every Windstre's Burger days
have ninety nine. They're famous burgers.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Seven ninety nine. That's it all day long.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
The little so chapping for Saturday Brunch ten to two,
coming a new Bloody Mary Bar brunch.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Well you dogs, welcome on the patio with you watching
the game, Pablo.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Hang out with Texas and Auburn watch parties, but make
a break time college football because I appreciate y'all ball.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
We'll more down. Are you Republicans? Are you a Democrat?
Are you not sure?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oliver is here to help day before election day? He's
up in minutes, Big show rolls on. Good Morning, Big
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I play for it ten minutes. Here we go, ladies
and gentlemen, here is Oliver.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Well, well, well, it's an election. Yeah, and the political
scene has begun to heat up. And while most of
us are firmly entrenched on one side or the other,
there are some of you still undecided. In fact, some
of you don't know what's a Republican or what's a democrat?
(16:53):
Left from right or right from wrong. Well, here's a
little morality tale to help you fire in your way.
A yuppy woman in a hot air balloon realizes she
is lost. She spots a fisherman in a boat below
and lowers her altitude. She shouts to him, excuse me,
(17:16):
can you help me? I promised a friend I would
meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where
I am. The man, always prepared, consults his portable GPS
and replies, you're in a hot air balloon, approximately thirty
feet above a ground elevation of two thou three hundred
(17:38):
and forty six feet above sea level. You are thirty
one degrees fourteen point ninety seven minutes north latitude and
one hundred degrees forty nine point zh nine minutes west longitude.
The impatient, yuppy.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Woman rolls her eyes and says, you must.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Be a Republican. I am, replied the man. How did
you know?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well, she answers, hands firmly on her hips.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to make of your information, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me
at all. The man just smiles and shakes his head.
And you must be a Democrat, he replies, how did
(18:29):
you know? Answers the woman. Well, says the man, it's
quite obvious you don't know where you are or where
you're going. You've risen to where you're at doe only
to an extremely large amount of hot air. You made
a promise, you have no idea how to keep, and
you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly
(18:53):
the same predicament you were in before we ever met,
but somehow now it's all my fat. If you're laughing,
welcome to the Republican Party. If you're not laughing, it's
just another sign that you're a Democrat. I'd say, have
(19:14):
a nice day, but why waste it?
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Oh right then, now that's cleared, right up. Thank you, Oliver,
a wonderful job.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Let's play wordy word y'all one eight hundred Big Sow
you told Freelna calls America.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next Good
(20:05):
Morning Down there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
On it to you Monday feature tracking to make sure
Big Box marmon Webster how to getting married, sir for
ge word Marvin married is the big box at the
Big Show dot com. They out on their contest, but
you can't get through, We'll call you.
Speaker 13 (20:21):
Let's know. I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I'm like a wordy word of the wordy word.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Tom from Steel, Missouri.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Good morning Tom, Good morning, John, Mory. We're welcome, buddy.
Speaker 12 (20:35):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
We got John out of Smith Station, Alabama. Good morning John.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Hey, Hey, we're all good.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Welcome in here, boys. So John's Alabama is Tom Missouri.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Tom, John, John, Tom, Here we go John tATu one side,
John Road to hold the other.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Hey, Tom, Hey, John, Hey John boy, Hey.
Speaker 13 (20:58):
Hey Martin, Hey Randy.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Are you so well? John?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
You relax and let's see what me and Tom can
do for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
All right, you ready, Tom, Ready start the clock. Now
you need two of these for a canoe paddle. Yeah,
uh huh. Thomas Edison was a famous what yes, uh huh.
Oh you got a leaky pipe? Better call am?
Speaker 11 (21:24):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
All right, keep going, keep going. This is what you
used to clean windows, a famous name brand.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
This is what you eat out of the ocean, peel
and shredne and shred a blank clocktail. Yes, hey, uh,
this is what you get, and you get twenty percent
off if you give it to the cashier.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Hey, what keep on?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah? Uh huh okay. Sounded like we had a little
clock problem.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
But I was on a roll.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Ain't no way I was gonna start it. No, I
watched the clock. Okay, you got it.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
We got our thirty seconds in all right, good deal,
Dom got a six.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Good work, buddy, All right, well, let's see what's happening.
Don't freak out. I just want to make sure this
just work. Okay, we're ready to go, John, And I
believe you. John, Are you red us on?
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Let's go?
Speaker 9 (22:15):
All right, buddy and go. If you're getting ready to
ship something off, you'll wrap it up in this.
Speaker 13 (22:22):
All right?
Speaker 9 (22:23):
Here? Look you you know your home when you pull
into your what? Yes, this is a substance that if
you stand on it, you will sink into it.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
I said, quick, yes, go ahead.
Speaker 9 (22:37):
This is another word for ocean. Is the great big
y this? When you on your TV you can cut
the sound off by hitting the what button? Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
All right, good dear Alyssa, do some tidying up here?
Was she said rap? When the words were bubble wrap,
that was he wouldn't mess up there. And I guess
that's all right. So give John one?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Uh the four?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
No, give Tom one? So a seven, seven to four.
After round one, John, I didn't mean to use my
brain power adding that seven and four.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
But okay, okay, all right, Tom? You ready for round two? Buddy,
let's go start the clock.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
This is a drink in the morning. A blank, Mary, blank, Marry, Yeah,
this is what you do to a chicken to get
rid of the feathers.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Yeah, uh huh. The opposite of round is the earth.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
They thought the earth was like this and until they
found out that it's a circle. Yes, all right, kind
of rhymes with it. You're not skinny, you are?
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (23:47):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (23:47):
All right?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
You wipe your feet on the welcome.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
That a boy?
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Alright?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
What did we end up with?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
That?
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Put a five on a seven? Who had the dozen?
For Tom? At twelve?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
All right, Marcy, let's even use some of that tatter
magic that's been on hand the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
But how about I use the timer that you used
the first round?
Speaker 7 (24:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
What you do?
Speaker 8 (24:16):
Alright?
Speaker 12 (24:17):
Eight?
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Well, time my all time world record and tie this game?
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Ready, go, please give us a urine blank?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 9 (24:29):
You're a blank of the big bad Wolf. Who's a
blank of the big bad wolf? Jolly the green blank,
the great Yes, the number after two huh. You climb
this it has leaves. Yes, you picked this a snow
(24:51):
blank or you urinate?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Oh, if you got paid, that would have been nine.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Still three short, good run at at the time twelve
and it's hard to beat in this game already. Word. Sorry,
well John Dawn Smith station buddy. You can try again anytime.
We sure appreciate you, my man.
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Man, I appreciate y'all. Play. Let me play.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Hey I had.
Speaker 8 (25:20):
Years ago. I want a game, and anyhow, I want
a Nascar a Coke cold nashcar board game.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (25:30):
There was two of them. You send me two of
them and it had to be twenty something years ago.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Wow, did you have that about? Did you hold on
to it for us?
Speaker 9 (25:40):
You know?
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Times getting lean?
Speaker 7 (25:41):
I did? I did.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
I didn't hang on to one of them. And anyhow,
they have a thing going on down here where they're
trying to give them away to board games to the
first responders. So I'm getting I'm giving the one that
I had, Oh man, awesome, the one that that you
gave me that I can't I'm giving it to the
(26:04):
first responders.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
All right, John, I appreciate that, man. That's awesome.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
So so it's all going everything, y'all don't doing it
is a good thing.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh you cleaning up on you were Appreciate you, buddy.
And time over there still Missouri. You got the bird
Tee County Peanuts prize pack. You're gonna love these things. Congratulations,
Appreciate you, buddy, gave you're all Yo morning, got the
big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Uh work work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 12 (26:37):
Hello, boys, have a good night's rest.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I missed you just in time with the big request.
Hank Simpson out of Newbern, North Carolina. Hank says the
Morons or the mid Atlantic reminds me of my crew.
We'll get your episodes. Get your memories of Hank coming
up next.
Speaker 10 (27:21):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
May show's on the radio. Get our by requests.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
One of my favorite spot's beautiful new Born, North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
I think Simpson mounting him and his crew with this.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Ah.
Speaker 14 (27:38):
The open sea, the blue water, the salty air, the
roll of the waves, my first mate barfing over.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
The edge of the boat. A spanky. That's not what
I meant when I said heave too.
Speaker 13 (27:57):
Here's me right when I get f eting Brec st
Off the back of a truck under the bridge.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Well, you said you were ready for life on a
high seas.
Speaker 13 (28:05):
I've been practicing, been sleeping on a shelf in the closet,
eating cold ravioli and spam out of the can twice
a week. Throw the cat into the pool and yell
man overboard. Sounds like the tides getting ready to go
out again.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Your larfin is caring all the fish away. Take something
for your stomach, Yeah, there's nothing in here.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
Looks like you forgot to pack the gutsby calm tablets again.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
I forgot?
Speaker 6 (28:33):
Do I have to think of everything? I might as
well be at work. Could you at least stand on
the other side of the boat. Why your big old
head blocks of sun?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
You know I freckle?
Speaker 13 (28:47):
Oh my god, you're killing me.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
All right, let's go back to the marina and get
some for your little tommy ache.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
You whiner. This is my first fish and tripping. You're
ruining it. Hey, Gilligan, did you put the right kind
of gas in the boat, yes, stupid.
Speaker 13 (29:10):
Did you have the engine tuned up?
Speaker 12 (29:12):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I haven't on a boat before. Hey did you weigh anchor?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Yep?
Speaker 13 (29:16):
One hundred and fifty pounds.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Ah, I was writing your material. Randy Now that's a
problem right there. Just get the anchor up. Well, what
are you waiting for for you to help me? It's heavy,
you big baby?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
What was I thinking when I made you? First made?
You're terrible. Get out of the way. Boy, that is heavy,
you big baby? What were you thinking?
Speaker 13 (29:40):
But you made yourself?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Skipper, you're terrible? All right?
Speaker 13 (29:43):
Just use the witch we left Jackie and tatter ashore Ys,
not the witch.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
The witch, the witch. This is just a nightmare.
Speaker 13 (29:58):
There you go, cap'n crunch the anchor weed.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Oh great, we're stranded.
Speaker 13 (30:07):
Well, Skipper, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Now?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Swim?
Speaker 13 (30:11):
You're gonna swim twenty miles. You can't get out of
the bathtub.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
On your own radio to coastguard with.
Speaker 13 (30:17):
What you had that taking out to put that CD
player in.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Well maybe it's not as bad as we think. Swim
under the boat and check it out.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
Me.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Hey, I'm doing all the thinking here. You want me
to get wet too?
Speaker 13 (30:30):
What if fish sharks in the water.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
Don't worry. Sharks never eat anything bigger than they are.
Keep your head under water and you'll be fine. I
wonder if Jaques Cousteau had these kind of problems.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Well, big boy props and tore up pretty bad.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Fishing neck, floating mine, giant squid?
Speaker 13 (30:57):
Nope, license plate?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
What the big gun? Hey, this is my license play
for the trailer.
Speaker 13 (31:04):
Where'd you get this off the trailer? You forgot to
unhook the boat's jackass. Thanks for doing all the thinking.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
There's only one thing left to do.
Speaker 13 (31:15):
Die from dehydration and wait for the sea goes to
eat the eyes out of our skulls.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
No, we'll man the life boats.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
What lifeboats? You spend all your money on them? Stupid
fishing team shirts.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Well we don't need one. Luckily you wore a hat
s out of that. Look, we even have root for
my big bag.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Shut up, don't get salt water on the brim.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
That Monday morning Big Joe's Al Radio All ride feature
tracking for to Day's marm and Webster.
Speaker 13 (32:17):
How to Get married?
Speaker 5 (32:18):
My come in handy for you. Hit it in the
mid box key word Marvin married, y'all?
Speaker 7 (32:23):
What's up?
Speaker 15 (32:24):
How y'all doing? Hey man, my nephew Sean just turned
eight years old. Everybody went over to Mama's house for
a birthday party? Does they even Uncle Cedric showed up
after supper, men said, sitting out on the back porch,
Little Sean comes out the door. Uncle Cedric goes, hey, boy,
what's up. In the second grade, you got a girlfriend? Yeah,
Jne said, yeah, but that's agreed. She hot it goes, well,
(32:48):
now when y'all getting married, Sean said, where could be
a while. We got a lot going on.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
In school.
Speaker 15 (32:54):
We learned how to add and subtract. Said say, well,
now learn all you can about that subtract. Then you're
gonna be doing a lot of that when you get married,
mostly out of the check book. And Sean goes, Uncle Cedric,
how do people get married? Said, goes, well, let me see.
The first thing that happens is the girl come to
(33:14):
your house and say, well, I'm pregnant, said please. The
boy is asking a serious question here, Shawn said, I
know about some of it. You go to the church
and tell the preacher you want to have a wedding,
said goes yeah. But before that, you gotta go down
and get yourself a marriage license. Shawn said, what's a
marriage license? Uncle says, say, well, it's a little bit
(33:36):
like a car loan that never gets paid off and
just put some on it every month forever unless you
trade it in for a new ride. See when a
man first meet a woman. He think he got the
hottest model on the lot. Four five years later, he
looked down at the end of the breakfast table. Find
out he's gonna wound up in the carriage for Clunkers program.
(33:57):
Uncle said, please, you might be talking over the boys
just a little bit. Shall say, My daddy had to
take a test when he got his new driver's license.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Is it like that?
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Do you have to take a test? Still?
Speaker 10 (34:09):
You go?
Speaker 13 (34:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (34:10):
But with a marriage license you don't get the hard
questions till after you get married.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
What kind of questions?
Speaker 15 (34:16):
Well, you know, stuff like I look fat in this
or where you've been till two o'clock in the morning.
I've seen you looking.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
At that girl?
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Is that what you like? Just like that?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
So how you know what the answer is?
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Sai?
Speaker 15 (34:30):
It goes well, son, you don't you just say something?
Shut your eyes and hopeful the bit which might be
the best description of marriage I ever heard, y'all think
about it. I'm Molcolm Webster.
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