August 4, 2025 • 41 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s all about John Boy baby! - We’ll open up a time capsule we buried back in the early 2000’s and unpack an archive of the big guy’s revealing “self-interviews” - all conducted during his short lived career as a Legends Car driver.. - We’ll also get Mary Jane on a Zoom call to see what she’s been thinking.. - and we’ll wrap things up with Marvin Webster on the original Jurassic Park movie…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now, let's throw it to me.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thank you very much, John Boy.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
I'm getting ready to interview me, but first I like apologize.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I have a little cold.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
Hey, me too.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Really, I hope I didn't give.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It to me.
Speaker 5 (00:13):
No, No, people might think I was kissing myself.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, all right, let's talk.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
With the man who is, in my mind, at least
the hottest driver on the Legend circuit me or at
least I was the hottest driver.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
A sports world is still reeling from my abrupt announcement
that I am officially retiring from the Legends series. And
I gotta tell me, John Boy, I took a lot
of people by surprise, myself included.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Tell me about my decision. Well, my career has been
a roller coaster right from the very beginning.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I know that.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah, a lot of ups and downs. No, I get in,
hang on to the bar and scream like a woman
until the ride's over, and then sometimes I throw up.
You know, I can never tell when I'm kidding. I
crack me up. Let me get serious for a second,
okay me first.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
I'm a nut.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Am I like this all the time?
Speaker 7 (01:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
No, of course, I have my serious side too. Hey,
I'm just like me. I like to have fun, but
I take some things very seriously too, and that's what
led me to my decision to retire. I used to
have a reputation as kind of a loose cannon, you know,
the guy that always ends up in the wall.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Hey, but that was early in my career. Yeah, that
was back last Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
But of course I calmed down as time went on,
and by Friday I had matured alive, and yet I.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Still was thought of as a Johnny Johnny come Lately.
Was it a Johnny come Lately? No, I think it
was a Johnny come Lately.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I heard that.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Well, let me ask me.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Why was that?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Probably because my name was Johnny and I had come lately.
But as time went on, I realized that there's more
to life than legends racing. I wanted to step back,
take a look at my life and where I was going.
I'm sure I've had a great nine days. You know,
I've gone from last to next to last to seven
third fifth. I don't want to be one of those
guys that hangs around past your peak, you know. I
(02:03):
wanted to get out while it was still fun.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I've accomplished all the goals that I set out for
myself in this sport. It's time to move beyond. There
are a lot of things that I want to do
in the future.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I want to spend some time with my family, play
nine holes of golf, take a nap, spend some time
out of the spotlight, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I mean, I have been doing this for nine days.
I mean I've enjoyed every minute of it.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
But I have to look at the big picture long term.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Now.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I got to decide where I want to be two
even three weeks down the road.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
And that's what I'm going to do now.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Well, a lot of guys like me who leave the
spotlight get to the point where they miss it.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Now, is there a chance that I might change my mind?
Am I leaving the door open to a comeback? Well,
if I'm half the reporter I think I am. I
know that you never say never again. Wait, do I
mean what I think I do? Is there anything that
I would like to announce right now?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
No, No, I don't even want to think about anything
like that right now.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
So I hope I won't try to put words in
my mouth now. If I have anything to say, I'll
be the first to know. Well, fair enough as long
as I promised to call me first. Hey, I've got
a deal.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well, I'm speaking for a lot of people when I
say I'm gonna miss seeing me around the track on
race day, and I include myself in that group. Well thanks.
You know, one of the things I'm gonna miss most
is talking to me. I've always been fair, I've always
gotten a story straight, and I appreciate the way I've
handled myself.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I wish myself all the luck in the world with
whatever I do next. And if I ever have anything
to say, I better not call anybody else. I'm at
the top of my list.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
There I have me, John Boy, no world's left to conquer.
Rolling off into the sunset, but still leaving the door open. Somehow,
I have the feeling I haven't heard the last of me. Well,
that's gonna wrap things up here. I'll be back with
more me after this word from me. All right, to
continue to get inside my head this week, keep the
Monday show going. We're right now. Let's play Beat the
(03:50):
Blonde one eight hundred. Big show. You told Freelan. We'll
get to contestant play next.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Good Monday morning.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
There's a big shaw on a radio and here we go.
Let's way beat the blog. Let's be the contestant. Mark
from Huntsville, Alabama, goome morning, Mark, Good morning, Hey Boddy,
welcome in here.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
You know what we're gonna try to do.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Get you two bills before two buzzers, and get that
prize back to you down Huntsville.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
All right, now, good, all right, all right, Marth, let's
keep it in line. All right, baby.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Everybody knows that boxing rings or square.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
But were they ever round?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Were they ever?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yes, they were around.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
No one ever had a corner to go sit down
in that had to run around the ring the whole time.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
So data says, yeah, they used to be round. Well,
you say, Mark, agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I agree that hasn't they to do?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yes, very early on they were round, likely inspired by
the way spectators would form a circle around boxers while
they were fighting. I thought maybe, says they call it
boxing rings, that would give it away that, yeah, they
used to be.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I learned that fight.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
All right, good word, Mark, put a bail right there.
Let's get one more. Well, Marcy, if you paid attention
in science class, if you would know that this is
the most common element on Earth.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
No one pays attention to fourth grade science class, but
I did.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
It's silicon.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Silicon is the number of the common most common elephant.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Threw me off there and look around your eyes are
up there.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yes, so Mark Dinner said silicone.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You disagree with that? Wow, Well that was.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
I bout had him until you gave it away.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
And we like lived in Hollywood and looked around.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Uh so oxygen by the way, in cause you wanted
to know fourth grade oxygen.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And I can't believe it.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I was making fun of your silicon. Silicon is number
two a head of aluminum, iron and calcium.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Man, what to do?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
That's all right?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Back on.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I thought it was just invented.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
No, that was not paying attention to science class.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Silicone and silicon two different things. Well, which one is
a valley? Silicon silicon? I never heard that silicon valley.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
That's silicon valley over in California.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, I believe you, Mark, Thank you boy.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
All of us were races.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Mark. You hang on, Jackie hood up, Mark, hang on
for Jackie.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Do I get another lifeline?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
You do?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
You will?
Speaker 11 (07:24):
You will?
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Oh? Lord?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
By the many hour top of your news and we
remember Rayford with a raid on the other side, O
(08:18):
you boyd to make shows on the radio. Where's that
Peter Gunn thing we were talking about? All right, I.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Think they nailed it.
Speaker 12 (08:26):
It sounds just.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Like, well, let's lie on down at Rape Studio says.
Everybody likes a dog story, unless you're a cat person
or just don't like dogs. But Rape's got a dog
story that touched him.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (08:41):
The New York Times about a loyal companion, A dog
helps a veteran regain her life after war trauma. That's
a long, heartrending and heartwarming story. I don't have time
for more than the opening paragraphs. The hovering aircraft was
just a traffic chopper, finely common species to southern California skies,
(09:04):
but its mere presence overhead was enough to make Tory
Stitch stiffen. More than a year ago. Miss Stitt, a
former Navy officer who did a tour in northern Iraq,
might have made a bee line for her car, knucked
under a table or broken down in panic merely from
the chopping of rotors, the sound. She still associates with
combat casualties. At this time, she remained outwardly calm, breathing
(09:27):
deep while silently and strenuously bessaging the ears of the
service dog at her feet. The moment was one more
small victory, and Miss Stitch rode back from war. Medications
and therapy have helped her cope with, though not overcome,
the depression, sleeplessness, and anxiety caused by post traumatic stress disorder.
(09:49):
But nothing has been more important to her recovery, she says,
than Devon, the amiable golden retriever that has become her
constant companion. Mi Stitt is among the many thousands of
veterans from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan whose PTSD
cases are considered chronic, so severe that treating the disorder
into remission through standard practices, usually prescription medications and cognitive
(10:13):
or exposure therapy is expected to take many years. It
is not surprising, then, that many of those veterans are
turning to alternative treatments. None have proved more popular than
service dogs. That's the truth, I say. Robert d Rayford,
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Show, Good Morna, Big Shows on the radio, lesi Good Morning,
(11:01):
Big Joe, John.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Boy, Millay' sad Mixie doing it ain't a wig I'm mattered,
Taylor Swift of the Kanye West Boys. Now the viol
Nazis are declaring war on toilet paper, all right, not
all toilet paper, just the good kind, the thick, soft,
(11:26):
fluffy kind, and don't leave little pieces on the cartoon bears.
But the TV commercials Alan Huskell, it's from something called
the National Resources Defense Council says, good old soft American
toilet paper is made by chopping down old growth trees.
That means it's bad for the earth because it hurts
(11:47):
the bears and the caribous and the migratory bird. Well,
may I just say my big old but mister Herskell,
w it's called soft toilet paper the of the paper industry. Well,
if by that you mean top quality milking to get
the job done and totally awesome, then you're right. This
(12:10):
guy wants everybody to use recycled toilet paper like it
do over in Europe. You know the con where you
can see chunks of wood in it. It feels like
a rubbing a piece of typing paper in your cry well.
That might be good enough for Pi Air and Clive
and Hans and Fret, but here in America, we like
our toilet paper, just like our women checking fluffy with
(12:33):
a hen of rose pedal that toilet paper. People say
they're trying to make your product as earth friendly as
they can. Oh, but that ain't good enough for these
tree humpers and run around shaking their finger in your
face all the time. These people ain't never satisfied. First
they wanted us to go green. Now sounds like they
(12:54):
want us to go brown. Some of y'all are saying mix,
you're starting to sound a tad obsession about bathroom stuff.
Speaker 13 (13:01):
Your dad.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
God, I'm skippy, I'm fifty five years old, I'm fat,
I'm slow. My sex life is trailed off to nothing.
Taking a good long dump is one of the last
real pleasures.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
On the WAT.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I ain't giving it up without a fire. I got
enough people calling up my bod without somebody trying to
take away my soft toilet paper. I think some of
the people from the town hall meetings need to get
to work on this. Instead of tea parties, we need
to be having some t pea parties. I'll give up
my soft toilet paper when you pride out of the
(13:38):
crack of my cold dad might not a little too
good on a T shirt. But you get the ideas
train humpers. Butt out of my business, you hippie turns
and watch your butt with a handful of leaves. If
you won't do believe my toilet paper alone. Now I
sat down, shut up and quit running my life. John Man,
(14:00):
he y'all have a nice cut.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Ye more than everybody, the big yells on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 14 (14:08):
Hey, hey listener, my name is man Foy.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I ain't a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 12 (14:20):
I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
Young Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
When I wake up in a van river, go on
and laugh and leave the radio work.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Good morning, Big Jell's on the radio, self interview, a
press conference I called with myself coming up in in minutes.
I'm doing a raisin. Hey, they had to call our
agent Murray.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Oh the deepest, darkest steaming pit of hell.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Here question. Hey is this mister Presto.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
No, it's Jessica Han, Welcome to the loft phone.
Speaker 13 (15:43):
I'd be thirty five.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
It's this bozo. It's John Board.
Speaker 13 (15:49):
Billy, Oh, sorry, Bozos?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Is Murray in?
Speaker 8 (15:55):
No?
Speaker 7 (15:55):
I think he's out gassing some Kurdish rebels. Maybe he's
up in Canada.
Speaker 13 (16:02):
Clubbing some baby seal.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I guess he still hadn't given you that raise.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
Huh? And they say you're not that observer.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Can we speak to Murray please him?
Speaker 11 (16:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (16:11):
Yeah, hold on Curly not honey on too, Murray love
you mean it?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
What's up, Guz?
Speaker 13 (16:22):
I just working on the Jimbo NASCAR legend campaign. Well,
let's see. Uh I was. I was going pretty good
there until Bobby came up with that tape of you
and the car yesterday. And now, well, let me see.
I know I've got Hoyt's phone number in the roller.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That still someone come on, Murray. At least I got
out there.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Man.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
You know, I still think it could happen.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I can do it.
Speaker 13 (16:48):
Oh, sure, no doubt about it.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (16:52):
In fact, I talked to some of the guys here
at Red Hot Talent about how they felt about you
getting into the racing things. Uh huh, Jimbo. They loved
the idea.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
They do absolutely.
Speaker 13 (17:00):
They say anything that would get you off the radio
sounds great to them.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Well, Mar, do you have any suggestions on my racing nickname?
I hadn't really come up with one.
Speaker 13 (17:10):
Well, we kind of kicked around the classic NASCAR idea
of naming you after an auto pot uh huh. Problem
is most of the good ones, like you know, clutch gears,
spot plug, all those are already taken.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (17:21):
Yeah, only one we could come up with it is
still available. What do you think about this spare attire Isley, which,
when you think about it, is not only a car park,
but it kind of sums up your act.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
What do you think?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Gee?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (17:34):
Okay, hold on.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
Guys, he says that one made me a little too
joy Okay, how about skid mark and Nah, I guess
that would keep up from getting jockey at the fun.
Speaker 13 (17:46):
How about Dill Trickle? We'll call classic at the natural. Hey,
I got it. We could pitch Accent mobile hauls in Gastonia.
That way we could call you all double wide.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
I don't like those.
Speaker 13 (18:01):
Okay, guys, we're staying with lard As working on the press.
Speaker 15 (18:05):
Kitch.
Speaker 13 (18:06):
Hold on, bab Big on the other line.
Speaker 10 (18:08):
Hel tell the guys from Gwaltney.
Speaker 13 (18:11):
I'll call him right back.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Hey, Gwaltney, what's up? You know we're doing that Wiener
circle promotion with him of the race. We've got an
entire section, I know.
Speaker 13 (18:18):
And they're really excited about this, Jimbo Nascar. Oh really,
I mean that's sincerely. In fact, they want to give
you a special Galtney Racing shirt to wear. Ooh yeah,
would you mind going by and picking it up?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Not at all?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Man, Now where do I go?
Speaker 13 (18:32):
Just drive around and looks for a twelve foot pink pig.
By the way. You don't mind if it says Gwaltney
Race Team on the front and name me and win
on the back, do you hey? Come? I look to Bobby,
Jim Joe and Jimbo called me.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
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the press conference and just a seg tell you we're
gonna play wordy word. If you can win, you'll get
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(19:10):
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Speaker 3 (19:14):
Well, it could have been worse, but they already think
that anyway, so.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
All right, let me get this straight out here, something
very important here. Let's go to this actually called press
conference with myself.
Speaker 9 (19:32):
The press conference of the century is about to begin.
We take you now. They're live and here approaching the
podium is John Boy. Come in, John Boy, good morning.
Speaker 14 (19:44):
I'd like to thank me for being here today. I
know I'm busy during race week and all send out
a lot of invitations. Not many people have showed up
yet for my big press conference. Well, well nobody has
showed up except me, of course. But the be coming
in as we go on here and the beautiful men's roup,
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I mean, the Big Show media relations room here in
our studios.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I'll go ahead and start now, if it's sorry with me.
Speaker 14 (20:14):
A little over a year ago, my good friend Ernie
Irvin was seriously injured in a practice crash. Well, after
long recovery, he phoned The Big Show to make his
first public statement about his wreck, and it was really,
really a great moment for us. And this summer Ernie
called The Big Show to say he was almost ready
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to make his comeback. Remember he challenged me to a
twelve lap Legends car match race with a loser to
serve dinner to the winner while wearing a pink too too.
As I'm sure I remember, Ernie edged me out to
take the win. I said at that time I would
not race again until Ernie did well. I'm sure I
saw all Ernie's comeback at the Tyson Holly Farms four
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hundred this past weekend. He ran great, led thirty one laps,
finished sixth. And I think I'll agree with me when
I say Ernie Irvin is back, and now I'm pleased
to announce I'm back too. Yes, the number ninety nine
point seven bo Jangles Legends car will be back in
action this week and I will be behind the wheel.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I'd appreciate it if I could.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Hold my claws to the end.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Where was I?
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (21:24):
Yeah, Ernie's back and I'm back too. Now if anyone
has any questions, I'd be pleased to take them from
me right now. Anyone at all? Oh yea Jolie B
from a radio show. I've been on the auction for
a while. Am I really roading for a comeback?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (21:44):
I am.
Speaker 14 (21:45):
May I say that was a great voice. Okay, anybody else,
anybody at all?
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Yerl tron board run toller? Opted? What too too?
Speaker 7 (22:02):
Deal?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
What was all all about? Did I know I look
like an idiot?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (22:06):
I did?
Speaker 14 (22:08):
And may I say? I hope somebody shows up pretty soon.
Who was that laughing? Ah? My partner, Billy, I see
you hiding behind that stall.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
How about Billy?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
You probably have a have a question for me.
Speaker 15 (22:19):
I don't really have a question, per se. I just
want to let you you left your lights on in
your truck.
Speaker 14 (22:25):
Okay, thanks, buddy, Ibby, I'll be glad to speak you.
Let's speak with you a little more about that when
I when I we wrap up here?
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Anyone else?
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Anyone?
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Lipless, I know, no, let me here?
Speaker 15 (22:42):
You know a lip?
Speaker 14 (22:43):
No, I'll get horder hell on holder? You know hey,
I'm sorry, Lipless. I couldn't understand you.
Speaker 15 (22:50):
You're just just wondering if you're gonna be in here
much longer?
Speaker 14 (22:53):
No, no, Lipless, not much longer.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Almost gone, I'll go.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I know you get a hair hoar hewing, I'm gonna go.
Oh and you don't want all your here on all
hacker hanger gone, I.
Speaker 15 (23:06):
Said, did you know your wifs are on in your truck?
Speaker 13 (23:09):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
We covered that just a minute ago.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Thanks so much.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Okay. Anybody else?
Speaker 15 (23:14):
Uh? Oh, Billy, do you do you have another question?
Speaker 13 (23:17):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (23:18):
Nas want to let you know. Benny Parsons just pulled up.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Benny Parsons.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (23:23):
Benny Parson is one of the all time gray drivers
on the NASCAR circuit, now one of the best play
by play race commentators, and the abyss show him right in.
Benny Parsons, Ladies, Jimmy, he didn't really want to come in.
Speaker 15 (23:34):
He was just wondering where the free food was. He said,
your your press release said something about her free.
Speaker 14 (23:38):
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, I tell Benny I'd be glad
to talk.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
To him a little more about that. When we wrap
up here.
Speaker 14 (23:45):
Billy, just take him up in a break room and
buy him a pack of crackers on the machines.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I'll pay you back.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (23:52):
Anyone else, Hey, say, Billy, that car that pulled in
a minute ago that looked awful familiar? Was that my
close personal friend, NASCAR legend Ernie Irvin.
Speaker 15 (24:02):
Yeah, he said he could stay, but he wanted to
me to pass.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
No to has.
Speaker 14 (24:07):
Ernie has wanted to wish me the best on my
return to racing. Let's see, Hey, Johnny did you know
your lights are on in your trust? Yeah, folks, that's
all the time we have.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I really need to run.
Speaker 14 (24:20):
Thanks to all of me for stopping by, and we'll
see you on the track, lap bless.
Speaker 15 (24:28):
Lord, hold it, no hold.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
All right, it could have gone worse as well. There
they're all right.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Let's play wordy word y'all want ain't hundred big show?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You told free lone.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning,
(25:16):
and it's a big show on the radio. Rode into
your Monday July August, September. Stop me when I get
close to Halloween.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
And right now, I'm sure this.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Let's play at everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Okay, my birdie, birdie, Lets meet the contestants. We got
George from what Malaw Island, South Carolina. Good morning, George,
Hey body, Hey, we got Adam out of Shady Side, Ohio.
Good morning, Adam, good morning, good morning buddy. All right, boys, welcome.
(25:54):
We're gonna put Adam and Tater on the team. Okay,
George is gonna be me you on the other one.
High over South Carolina. A couple of big show buds
getting together. Welcome, just tickled, have you so, Adam, w.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Let's see what we got there?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Any clothes words dealing with clothes? All right, boss, keep
that in your mind. Adam, you relax and see what
me and George can put on the board. You ready, George,
I's ready, all right, starting to clock now.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's all I wear for my top, what Yeah, that's it?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
And I wear for my bottom, Levi's they're blue, yeah,
uh huh? All right.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
This is what kind of underwear you wear? Not boxers,
but not boxers, but yes, all right. This is another
kind of top you wear, like when you work out.
It's like a two syllable word. Athletes wear them when
you get hot. Okay, yeah, I George, my bad buddy.
(27:01):
But you put a three on the board with what
I gave you. That's a three, So tater and Adam
you ready, Adam?
Speaker 13 (27:09):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay, and go all right.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
This is long sleeve. It's kind of made out of
like hoodie material. It's called a blank blank. Yes, sir,
this is a cowboy blanks. You wear them on your feet, cowboy? Yes,
you wear these to bed?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
This is a top that goes up close to your
chin and you. Yeah, these are penny blank their shoes penny.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Blanks, lurfers.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
You got that.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Adam put a five on the board to take the
lead by two.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
All right, George, we're down by two, going and around too.
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Alright, let's do it. Start the clock now. In the winter,
you wear one of the he's around your neck.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yes, uh huh?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Okay, you dress up in a three piece. Yeah, this
is what you wear a game that you play on
horses with a mallet and the ball, and it's the top. No,
but the what you wear is named after that sport.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yes, polo? What a top polo?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Okay, all right, Taylor said this. You put this over
your head? Did your sweat shirt? Yes, it was hoodie,
but it was after the buzzer?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Okay, three and three a six score. So Tater and
Adam have y'all get some more easy words. This shouldn't
be a problem for you. Sorry, right, So one will
tie too?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Will win? Ready looking for hard ones? You will there? Ready?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Go?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
All right?
Speaker 8 (28:54):
These are not long pants. They are called what you
wear them in the summer. Yes, they're tied up, all right.
You might wear a cable knit blank over your treasure.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
There's the wind winner. You got my peewee herban reference.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
George downside Carolina, dog gone, it came up a little short, buddy.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
We'll give you another shout at it down the line.
All right, buddy, good deal, have a great day.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Thank you, all right, George, Thank you, buddy. Look at you,
Adam over shade aside, Ohio, keeping cool, winning a big
old prize pack. We'll get it to you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Yeah, all right, all right, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
He can I give a shout out you go ahead.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
To my son's Colew and Dylan and my awesome wife
Wendy and Knoxhalle Tennessee and her kids, Evan and Ava. Well,
all right, man, appreciate you and yours listening to you
win on a big showy morning, Big shows on the radio,
Big show bull snot we got it, all right. Let's
(29:56):
see Mike Martin out of Reedsville, North Carolina. All right,
Mike says, uh. Let's hear Marvin Webster on Jurassic Park Man.
They still cranking in movies out.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Good deal, Mike.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
We got you coming up next morning.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Big shows on the radio. Something you would.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Like to hear about this time running through Friday. Us
up on the John Boy Miller Facebook page, like Mike
Martin Reidsville, North Carolina, close to my hometown of Graham,
North Carolina. Well minded to have.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You listening, buddy, and here is your request is Marvel.
You know I'm stir Yoh what's up?
Speaker 6 (31:01):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (31:02):
All right?
Speaker 15 (31:02):
Mom?
Speaker 8 (31:03):
Man?
Speaker 9 (31:03):
I was at the movie the other day the coming
attractions came on. Help me out here all right? Weekend
at Bernie's two? Hello, what's up with that? I mean,
he's got Bernie is getting a lot of work for
a dead guy. You know, in fifteen minutes into his
last movie he's dead. Three years later he's doing a sequel.
Y'all need to get his agent.
Speaker 12 (31:24):
You know.
Speaker 9 (31:25):
I don't understand the plot of it either, but apparently
these two dudes from the first movie, they.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Take Bernie on vacation to the Bahamas or song.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
I mean, he's out there, he's dancing, he's picking up girls,
he's paras sailing. Bernie having a better vacation than me.
He's dead, you know, have you seen how they get
him there? When they get ready to go, they fold
him up and stuff him in the suitcake.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
I mean Jeffrey Dahmer could see this movie. Go, man,
this is sick.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
And then the main feature started. I went to see
Jurassic Park. Y'all seen that scary movie. Scary, especially if
you're black. I mean, not that I expected that much
from Steven having A Steven Spielberg movie usually has about
as many black people in it as your average episode of, say,
The Andy Griffords Show, you know. And in Jurassic Park
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there's a grand total of two brothers. And get this,
both of them get eat up by dinosaurs. Dude, the
first brother, gets it. They're still unloading the dinosaurs from
the laboratory at the beginning of the movie.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Okay, that's not a good sign, you know.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
And the other one is one of my favorite actors,
Samuel L.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Jackson. He's got the big part.
Speaker 9 (32:35):
He plays the guy that's like the technical operations manager
of Jurassic Park.
Speaker 12 (32:39):
You know.
Speaker 9 (32:40):
He spends like three quarters of the movie locked in
the control room smoking cigarettes and.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
He still ends up dead.
Speaker 9 (32:47):
But hey, look, if you have a movie with monsters
and black people in it, the brothers are going down.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
Everybody knows that, right, I Mean, that's always been that way,
even back on re member Star Trek.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
It was always it was just like that.
Speaker 9 (33:00):
I think Kirk would say, get me a landing party together,
and who would it be? It would be Kirk and
Spark and Bones and some guy you never saw before,
Lieutenant Mutumbo and guess who got turned into a sugar
cube five minutes after they hit the planet.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
You know, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 9 (33:17):
And a friend of mine said, well, Marvin, you know
you shouldn't be so sensitive because you know, Samuel L.
Jackson in this movie, he's a black man playing the
part of a highly skilled technical operations manager type person.
I said, yeah, a black man in charge. And what
happens One bustload of people go through the park, The
electric fences go out, all the dinosaurs get out, people
(33:41):
start getting eaten.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
This is like twenty minutes into the movie.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
Now, when these survivors do escape and get back to
the mainland, whose fault.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
Do you think this is gonna be?
Speaker 8 (33:51):
You know?
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Oh, you know they had this blackfellow running things. He
may have been in a little bit over his head.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
You know.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
And another thing, The Jurassic Park was supposed to have
been a theme park for.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
The whole family. You know, Mom, Dad, bring the kids,
see the dinosaurs.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
So what I want to know is who picked out
these dinosaurs for this place? I mean, you got like
the Tyrannosaurus Rex, forty feet tall, real bad attitude and
just loves the taste of human flesh. And they got
the veloci raptor. This is like a vicious hunting dinosaur
with razor sharp claws, and they're smart enough to program
(34:31):
a VCR from the looks of this music, and my
personal favorite, the Dialopa saw. This is the one that
could run sixty mile an hour and hawks poisoned loogies
at you from forty yards away.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Now don't that just have family fun written all over?
Oh but it's okay.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
I know it's a scary movie, But it's okay because
Spielberg says it's not.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
Aimed at kids. Yeah, right, I can't go.
Speaker 9 (34:56):
In McDonald's without tripping over this big dinosaur happy ins
display that got over there.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
I take my nephew the toys of us.
Speaker 9 (35:03):
They got Jurassic Park T shirts and Jurassic Park action figures,
Jurassic Park coloring books, Jurassic Park under Rules. Oh but
the movie's not aimed at kids, that's right, It's aimed
at their parents wallet is what it's aimed at.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Oh but here's the best part. Spielbug has got this phone.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
Uber. Have you seen this one eight hundred dino cop?
If you see anybody selling bootleg Jurassic Park souvenirs, you're
supposed to call this.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Number and turn them in for free.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Hello, what's up with that?
Speaker 9 (35:36):
You know they're working on a real tight budget over
there at Spielberg Productions. The movie only brought in nine
hundred million dollars last week in the safe expect me
to be the souvenir police already paid my seven bucks.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
Okay, I figured my commitment to you is pretty much over.
Speaker 13 (35:53):
Steve.
Speaker 9 (35:54):
Yeah, next time I rent et, could you get Steven
to call me at home and remind me when it's
due back at Block Western so I don't get a
late charge, y'all.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Think about it.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
I'm by the West, Good morning, make Shaw it's on
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the radio. No matter, I'll big, we have gotten, we'll
get over the years, but never two too big, No
one of the timing. Thank you very much. My boy
out of I can't remember where he's from right now,
making a grumpy old man album, So some requests we're
throwing him out there. Thank you the bastard.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
No, yeah, I didn't told you who it was.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Sorry, yeah, the rumby old Man Our featured track keyword television.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Ah gobbledy snaffle.
Speaker 12 (37:11):
I'm old and I hate everything, especially television. Back in
my day, we didn't have no fancy schmancy full color,
high definition, space saving flint screen gizmo with a fifty
inch picture and four hundred channels on twenty four hours
(37:33):
a day. We had a plain wooden box with a
teeny round screen so small you could only watch it
one eye at a time. He was covered with five
thousand knobs, only two of which worked on off in volume.
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The rest of the knobs were there to keep us
busy because we were too damn pig ignorant.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
To know there weren't no real shows yet.
Speaker 12 (38:03):
The TV was so dad blame big, we had to
build the rest of the house around it. It took
up so much room that we younguns had to sleep
out back with the hogs, and they'd eat your toes
and fingers while you're slipped, but at least you managed
to stay warm under that nice cozy blank at a
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steaming pig manure.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
And then if you were lucky.
Speaker 12 (38:32):
Every once in a while, some smart ass would broadcast
a live picture of a stuffed animal. Since there weren't
no sound, we didn't know if we'd want a prize
or erase of stuffed bunnies were taken over the world.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
We were dumb as mudd and that's the way we
liked it.
Speaker 12 (38:53):
We gather around that one in square screen stare at
it for hours on end, fumbling with knobs, drooling and
scratching our butts with no fingers, going blind one eye
at a.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Time, slip slapping it slew. Look at us.
Speaker 12 (39:10):
We're a bunch of toalless fingerless crapstick and hiltily cyclops.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
All hail the bunny men.
Speaker 12 (39:19):
I can't wait till someone invinced the Jerry Springer show, Howdy.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Do the Digly Day? And we liked it. And we
didn't have no sitcoms to break no day.
Speaker 12 (39:35):
If we wanted a good laugh, we didn't have any
Andy and Bonnie and Jerry and Cramer and Raws and Phoebie.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
To make sport up.
Speaker 12 (39:44):
We had to go all the way to the next
county where this bunch of slavic squat has lived, and
we'd single out Boris to jabber and freak with his
unborn twins lower half growing out of his stomach. He'd
strip his shirt off and chase him with handfuls of
stinging nettles. He hopped through the high weeds running for
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his life, and that creepy little torso with kikets with
little legs, and he'd looked like a big cricket man
jumping through the field.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
And we'd all.
Speaker 12 (40:16):
Laugh and laugh, because that's funny right there. I don't
care who you are. And if we wanted a reality show,
we'd make our own, like who.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Watched her Lighter Fart?
Speaker 12 (40:31):
We'd gorge ourselves on raw broccoli and pickled pigs feet,
and then we'd all gather around in a big circle
and start pooting into the campfire waiting for that one
big super fart that would barbecue all your kid in
a ball of blue flame. And even if you're won,
you still wound up sending all the hair off your
keista and getting second degree burns.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
All over your private pots. We'll boop, boop the doodle
the bangle.
Speaker 12 (40:59):
We're freak chasing kinscorch and zena folbs, sitting around on
our French fright butchmanter like burnt hair?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
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You Mean It
Right now, let's throw it to me.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thank you very much, John Boy.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
I'm getting ready to interview me, but first I like apologize.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I have a little cold.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
Hey, me too.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Really, I hope I didn't give.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It to me.
Speaker 5 (00:13):
No, No, people might think I was kissing myself.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, all right, let's talk.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
With the man who is, in my mind, at least
the hottest driver on the Legend circuit me or at
least I was the hottest driver.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
A sports world is still reeling from my abrupt announcement
that I am officially retiring from the Legends series. And
I gotta tell me, John Boy, I took a lot
of people by surprise, myself included.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Tell me about my decision. Well, my career has been
a roller coaster right from the very beginning.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I know that.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah, a lot of ups and downs. No, I get in,
hang on to the bar and scream like a woman
until the ride's over, and then sometimes I throw up.
You know, I can never tell when I'm kidding. I
crack me up. Let me get serious for a second,
okay me first.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
I'm a nut.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Am I like this all the time?
Speaker 7 (01:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
No, of course, I have my serious side too. Hey,
I'm just like me. I like to have fun, but
I take some things very seriously too, and that's what
led me to my decision to retire. I used to
have a reputation as kind of a loose cannon, you know,
the guy that always ends up in the wall.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Hey, but that was early in my career. Yeah, that
was back last Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
But of course I calmed down as time went on,
and by Friday I had matured alive, and yet I.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Still was thought of as a Johnny Johnny come Lately.
Was it a Johnny come Lately? No, I think it
was a Johnny come Lately.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I heard that.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Well, let me ask me.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Why was that?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Probably because my name was Johnny and I had come lately.
But as time went on, I realized that there's more
to life than legends racing. I wanted to step back,
take a look at my life and where I was going.
I'm sure I've had a great nine days. You know,
I've gone from last to next to last to seven
third fifth. I don't want to be one of those
guys that hangs around past your peak, you know. I
(02:03):
wanted to get out while it was still fun.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I've accomplished all the goals that I set out for
myself in this sport. It's time to move beyond. There
are a lot of things that I want to do
in the future.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I want to spend some time with my family, play
nine holes of golf, take a nap, spend some time
out of the spotlight, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I mean, I have been doing this for nine days.
I mean I've enjoyed every minute of it.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
But I have to look at the big picture long term.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Now.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I got to decide where I want to be two
even three weeks down the road.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
And that's what I'm going to do now.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Well, a lot of guys like me who leave the
spotlight get to the point where they miss it.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Now, is there a chance that I might change my mind?
Am I leaving the door open to a comeback? Well,
if I'm half the reporter I think I am. I
know that you never say never again. Wait, do I
mean what I think I do? Is there anything that
I would like to announce right now?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
No, No, I don't even want to think about anything
like that right now.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
So I hope I won't try to put words in
my mouth now. If I have anything to say, I'll
be the first to know. Well, fair enough as long
as I promised to call me first. Hey, I've got
a deal.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well, I'm speaking for a lot of people when I
say I'm gonna miss seeing me around the track on
race day, and I include myself in that group. Well thanks.
You know, one of the things I'm gonna miss most
is talking to me. I've always been fair, I've always
gotten a story straight, and I appreciate the way I've
handled myself.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I wish myself all the luck in the world with
whatever I do next. And if I ever have anything
to say, I better not call anybody else. I'm at
the top of my list.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
There I have me, John Boy, no world's left to conquer.
Rolling off into the sunset, but still leaving the door open. Somehow,
I have the feeling I haven't heard the last of me. Well,
that's gonna wrap things up here. I'll be back with
more me after this word from me. All right, to
continue to get inside my head this week, keep the
Monday show going. We're right now. Let's play Beat the
(03:50):
Blonde one eight hundred. Big show. You told Freelan. We'll
get to contestant play next.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Good Monday morning.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
There's a big shaw on a radio and here we go.
Let's way beat the blog. Let's be the contestant. Mark
from Huntsville, Alabama, goome morning, Mark, Good morning, Hey Boddy,
welcome in here.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
You know what we're gonna try to do.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Get you two bills before two buzzers, and get that
prize back to you down Huntsville.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
All right, now, good, all right, all right, Marth, let's
keep it in line. All right, baby.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Everybody knows that boxing rings or square.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
But were they ever round?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Were they ever?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yes, they were around.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
No one ever had a corner to go sit down
in that had to run around the ring the whole time.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
So data says, yeah, they used to be round. Well,
you say, Mark, agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I agree that hasn't they to do?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yes, very early on they were round, likely inspired by
the way spectators would form a circle around boxers while
they were fighting. I thought maybe, says they call it
boxing rings, that would give it away that, yeah, they
used to be.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I learned that fight.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
All right, good word, Mark, put a bail right there.
Let's get one more. Well, Marcy, if you paid attention
in science class, if you would know that this is
the most common element on Earth.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
No one pays attention to fourth grade science class, but
I did.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
It's silicon.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Silicon is the number of the common most common elephant.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Threw me off there and look around your eyes are
up there.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yes, so Mark Dinner said silicone.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You disagree with that? Wow, Well that was.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
I bout had him until you gave it away.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
And we like lived in Hollywood and looked around.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Uh so oxygen by the way, in cause you wanted
to know fourth grade oxygen.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
And I can't believe it.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I was making fun of your silicon. Silicon is number
two a head of aluminum, iron and calcium.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Man, what to do?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
That's all right?
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Back on.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I thought it was just invented.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
No, that was not paying attention to science class.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Silicone and silicon two different things. Well, which one is
a valley? Silicon silicon? I never heard that silicon valley.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
That's silicon valley over in California.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, I believe you, Mark, Thank you boy.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
All of us were races.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Mark. You hang on, Jackie hood up, Mark, hang on
for Jackie.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Do I get another lifeline?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
You do?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
You will?
Speaker 11 (07:24):
You will?
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Oh? Lord?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
By the many hour top of your news and we
remember Rayford with a raid on the other side, O
(08:18):
you boyd to make shows on the radio. Where's that
Peter Gunn thing we were talking about? All right, I.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Think they nailed it.
Speaker 12 (08:26):
It sounds just.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Like, well, let's lie on down at Rape Studio says.
Everybody likes a dog story, unless you're a cat person
or just don't like dogs. But Rape's got a dog
story that touched him.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (08:41):
The New York Times about a loyal companion, A dog
helps a veteran regain her life after war trauma. That's
a long, heartrending and heartwarming story. I don't have time
for more than the opening paragraphs. The hovering aircraft was
just a traffic chopper, finely common species to southern California skies,
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but its mere presence overhead was enough to make Tory
Stitch stiffen. More than a year ago. Miss Stitt, a
former Navy officer who did a tour in northern Iraq,
might have made a bee line for her car, knucked
under a table or broken down in panic merely from
the chopping of rotors, the sound. She still associates with
combat casualties. At this time, she remained outwardly calm, breathing
(09:27):
deep while silently and strenuously bessaging the ears of the
service dog at her feet. The moment was one more
small victory, and Miss Stitch rode back from war. Medications
and therapy have helped her cope with, though not overcome,
the depression, sleeplessness, and anxiety caused by post traumatic stress disorder.
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But nothing has been more important to her recovery, she says,
than Devon, the amiable golden retriever that has become her
constant companion. Mi Stitt is among the many thousands of
veterans from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan whose PTSD
cases are considered chronic, so severe that treating the disorder
into remission through standard practices, usually prescription medications and cognitive
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or exposure therapy is expected to take many years. It
is not surprising, then, that many of those veterans are
turning to alternative treatments. None have proved more popular than
service dogs. That's the truth, I say. Robert d Rayford,
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Show, Good Morna, Big Shows on the radio, lesi Good Morning,
(11:01):
Big Joe, John.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Boy, Millay' sad Mixie doing it ain't a wig I'm mattered,
Taylor Swift of the Kanye West Boys. Now the viol
Nazis are declaring war on toilet paper, all right, not
all toilet paper, just the good kind, the thick, soft,
(11:26):
fluffy kind, and don't leave little pieces on the cartoon bears.
But the TV commercials Alan Huskell, it's from something called
the National Resources Defense Council says, good old soft American
toilet paper is made by chopping down old growth trees.
That means it's bad for the earth because it hurts
(11:47):
the bears and the caribous and the migratory bird. Well,
may I just say my big old but mister Herskell,
w it's called soft toilet paper the of the paper industry. Well,
if by that you mean top quality milking to get
the job done and totally awesome, then you're right. This
(12:10):
guy wants everybody to use recycled toilet paper like it
do over in Europe. You know the con where you
can see chunks of wood in it. It feels like
a rubbing a piece of typing paper in your cry well.
That might be good enough for Pi Air and Clive
and Hans and Fret, but here in America, we like
our toilet paper, just like our women checking fluffy with
(12:33):
a hen of rose pedal that toilet paper. People say
they're trying to make your product as earth friendly as
they can. Oh, but that ain't good enough for these
tree humpers and run around shaking their finger in your
face all the time. These people ain't never satisfied. First
they wanted us to go green. Now sounds like they
(12:54):
want us to go brown. Some of y'all are saying mix,
you're starting to sound a tad obsession about bathroom stuff.
Speaker 13 (13:01):
Your dad.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
God, I'm skippy, I'm fifty five years old, I'm fat,
I'm slow. My sex life is trailed off to nothing.
Taking a good long dump is one of the last
real pleasures.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
On the WAT.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I ain't giving it up without a fire. I got
enough people calling up my bod without somebody trying to
take away my soft toilet paper. I think some of
the people from the town hall meetings need to get
to work on this. Instead of tea parties, we need
to be having some t pea parties. I'll give up
my soft toilet paper when you pride out of the
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crack of my cold dad might not a little too
good on a T shirt. But you get the ideas
train humpers. Butt out of my business, you hippie turns
and watch your butt with a handful of leaves. If
you won't do believe my toilet paper alone. Now I
sat down, shut up and quit running my life. John Man,
(14:00):
he y'all have a nice cut.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Ye more than everybody, the big yells on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 14 (14:08):
Hey, hey listener, my name is man Foy.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I ain't a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 12 (14:20):
I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
Young Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
When I wake up in a van river, go on
and laugh and leave the radio work.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Good morning, Big Jell's on the radio, self interview, a
press conference I called with myself coming up in in minutes.
I'm doing a raisin. Hey, they had to call our
agent Murray.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
Oh the deepest, darkest steaming pit of hell.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Here question. Hey is this mister Presto.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
No, it's Jessica Han, Welcome to the loft phone.
Speaker 13 (15:43):
I'd be thirty five.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
It's this bozo. It's John Board.
Speaker 13 (15:49):
Billy, Oh, sorry, Bozos?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Is Murray in?
Speaker 8 (15:55):
No?
Speaker 7 (15:55):
I think he's out gassing some Kurdish rebels. Maybe he's
up in Canada.
Speaker 13 (16:02):
Clubbing some baby seal.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I guess he still hadn't given you that raise.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
Huh? And they say you're not that observer.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Can we speak to Murray please him?
Speaker 11 (16:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (16:11):
Yeah, hold on Curly not honey on too, Murray love
you mean it?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
What's up, Guz?
Speaker 13 (16:22):
I just working on the Jimbo NASCAR legend campaign. Well,
let's see. Uh I was. I was going pretty good
there until Bobby came up with that tape of you
and the car yesterday. And now, well, let me see.
I know I've got Hoyt's phone number in the roller.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That still someone come on, Murray. At least I got
out there.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Man.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
You know, I still think it could happen.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I can do it.
Speaker 13 (16:48):
Oh, sure, no doubt about it.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (16:52):
In fact, I talked to some of the guys here
at Red Hot Talent about how they felt about you
getting into the racing things. Uh huh, Jimbo. They loved
the idea.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
They do absolutely.
Speaker 13 (17:00):
They say anything that would get you off the radio
sounds great to them.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Well, Mar, do you have any suggestions on my racing nickname?
I hadn't really come up with one.
Speaker 13 (17:10):
Well, we kind of kicked around the classic NASCAR idea
of naming you after an auto pot uh huh. Problem
is most of the good ones, like you know, clutch gears,
spot plug, all those are already taken.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (17:21):
Yeah, only one we could come up with it is
still available. What do you think about this spare attire Isley, which,
when you think about it, is not only a car park,
but it kind of sums up your act.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
What do you think?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Gee?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (17:34):
Okay, hold on.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
Guys, he says that one made me a little too
joy Okay, how about skid mark and Nah, I guess
that would keep up from getting jockey at the fun.
Speaker 13 (17:46):
How about Dill Trickle? We'll call classic at the natural. Hey,
I got it. We could pitch Accent mobile hauls in Gastonia.
That way we could call you all double wide.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
I don't like those.
Speaker 13 (18:01):
Okay, guys, we're staying with lard As working on the press.
Speaker 15 (18:05):
Kitch.
Speaker 13 (18:06):
Hold on, bab Big on the other line.
Speaker 10 (18:08):
Hel tell the guys from Gwaltney.
Speaker 13 (18:11):
I'll call him right back.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Hey, Gwaltney, what's up? You know we're doing that Wiener
circle promotion with him of the race. We've got an
entire section, I know.
Speaker 13 (18:18):
And they're really excited about this, Jimbo Nascar. Oh really,
I mean that's sincerely. In fact, they want to give
you a special Galtney Racing shirt to wear. Ooh yeah,
would you mind going by and picking it up?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Not at all?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Man, Now where do I go?
Speaker 13 (18:32):
Just drive around and looks for a twelve foot pink pig.
By the way. You don't mind if it says Gwaltney
Race Team on the front and name me and win
on the back, do you hey? Come? I look to Bobby,
Jim Joe and Jimbo called me.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio, hang on for
the press conference and just a seg tell you we're
gonna play wordy word. If you can win, you'll get
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Speaker 3 (19:14):
Well, it could have been worse, but they already think
that anyway, so.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
All right, let me get this straight out here, something
very important here. Let's go to this actually called press
conference with myself.
Speaker 9 (19:32):
The press conference of the century is about to begin.
We take you now. They're live and here approaching the
podium is John Boy. Come in, John Boy, good morning.
Speaker 14 (19:44):
I'd like to thank me for being here today. I
know I'm busy during race week and all send out
a lot of invitations. Not many people have showed up
yet for my big press conference. Well, well nobody has
showed up except me, of course. But the be coming
in as we go on here and the beautiful men's roup,
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I mean, the Big Show media relations room here in
our studios.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I'll go ahead and start now, if it's sorry with me.
Speaker 14 (20:14):
A little over a year ago, my good friend Ernie
Irvin was seriously injured in a practice crash. Well, after
long recovery, he phoned The Big Show to make his
first public statement about his wreck, and it was really,
really a great moment for us. And this summer Ernie
called The Big Show to say he was almost ready
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to make his comeback. Remember he challenged me to a
twelve lap Legends car match race with a loser to
serve dinner to the winner while wearing a pink too too.
As I'm sure I remember, Ernie edged me out to
take the win. I said at that time I would
not race again until Ernie did well. I'm sure I
saw all Ernie's comeback at the Tyson Holly Farms four
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hundred this past weekend. He ran great, led thirty one laps,
finished sixth. And I think I'll agree with me when
I say Ernie Irvin is back, and now I'm pleased
to announce I'm back too. Yes, the number ninety nine
point seven bo Jangles Legends car will be back in
action this week and I will be behind the wheel.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I'd appreciate it if I could.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Hold my claws to the end.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Where was I?
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (21:24):
Yeah, Ernie's back and I'm back too. Now if anyone
has any questions, I'd be pleased to take them from
me right now. Anyone at all? Oh yea Jolie B
from a radio show. I've been on the auction for
a while. Am I really roading for a comeback?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (21:44):
I am.
Speaker 14 (21:45):
May I say that was a great voice. Okay, anybody else,
anybody at all?
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Yerl tron board run toller? Opted? What too too?
Speaker 7 (22:02):
Deal?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
What was all all about? Did I know I look
like an idiot?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (22:06):
I did?
Speaker 14 (22:08):
And may I say? I hope somebody shows up pretty soon.
Who was that laughing? Ah? My partner, Billy, I see
you hiding behind that stall.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
How about Billy?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
You probably have a have a question for me.
Speaker 15 (22:19):
I don't really have a question, per se. I just
want to let you you left your lights on in
your truck.
Speaker 14 (22:25):
Okay, thanks, buddy, Ibby, I'll be glad to speak you.
Let's speak with you a little more about that when
I when I we wrap up here?
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Anyone else?
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Anyone?
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Lipless, I know, no, let me here?
Speaker 15 (22:42):
You know a lip?
Speaker 14 (22:43):
No, I'll get horder hell on holder? You know hey,
I'm sorry, Lipless. I couldn't understand you.
Speaker 15 (22:50):
You're just just wondering if you're gonna be in here
much longer?
Speaker 14 (22:53):
No, no, Lipless, not much longer.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Almost gone, I'll go.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I know you get a hair hoar hewing, I'm gonna go.
Oh and you don't want all your here on all
hacker hanger gone, I.
Speaker 15 (23:06):
Said, did you know your wifs are on in your truck?
Speaker 13 (23:09):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
We covered that just a minute ago.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Thanks so much.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Okay. Anybody else?
Speaker 15 (23:14):
Uh? Oh, Billy, do you do you have another question?
Speaker 13 (23:17):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (23:18):
Nas want to let you know. Benny Parsons just pulled up.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Benny Parsons.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (23:23):
Benny Parson is one of the all time gray drivers
on the NASCAR circuit, now one of the best play
by play race commentators, and the abyss show him right in.
Benny Parsons, Ladies, Jimmy, he didn't really want to come in.
Speaker 15 (23:34):
He was just wondering where the free food was. He said,
your your press release said something about her free.
Speaker 14 (23:38):
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, I tell Benny I'd be glad
to talk.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
To him a little more about that. When we wrap
up here.
Speaker 14 (23:45):
Billy, just take him up in a break room and
buy him a pack of crackers on the machines.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I'll pay you back.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (23:52):
Anyone else, Hey, say, Billy, that car that pulled in
a minute ago that looked awful familiar? Was that my
close personal friend, NASCAR legend Ernie Irvin.
Speaker 15 (24:02):
Yeah, he said he could stay, but he wanted to
me to pass.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
No to has.
Speaker 14 (24:07):
Ernie has wanted to wish me the best on my
return to racing. Let's see, Hey, Johnny did you know
your lights are on in your trust? Yeah, folks, that's
all the time we have.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I really need to run.
Speaker 14 (24:20):
Thanks to all of me for stopping by, and we'll
see you on the track, lap bless.
Speaker 15 (24:28):
Lord, hold it, no hold.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
All right, it could have gone worse as well. There
they're all right.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Let's play wordy word y'all want ain't hundred big show?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You told free lone.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning,
(25:16):
and it's a big show on the radio. Rode into
your Monday July August, September. Stop me when I get
close to Halloween.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
And right now, I'm sure this.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Let's play at everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Okay, my birdie, birdie, Lets meet the contestants. We got
George from what Malaw Island, South Carolina. Good morning, George,
Hey body, Hey, we got Adam out of Shady Side, Ohio.
Good morning, Adam, good morning, good morning buddy. All right, boys, welcome.
(25:54):
We're gonna put Adam and Tater on the team. Okay,
George is gonna be me you on the other one.
High over South Carolina. A couple of big show buds
getting together. Welcome, just tickled, have you so, Adam, w.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Let's see what we got there?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Any clothes words dealing with clothes? All right, boss, keep
that in your mind. Adam, you relax and see what
me and George can put on the board. You ready, George,
I's ready, all right, starting to clock now.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's all I wear for my top, what Yeah, that's it?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
And I wear for my bottom, Levi's they're blue, yeah,
uh huh? All right.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
This is what kind of underwear you wear? Not boxers,
but not boxers, but yes, all right. This is another
kind of top you wear, like when you work out.
It's like a two syllable word. Athletes wear them when
you get hot. Okay, yeah, I George, my bad buddy.
(27:01):
But you put a three on the board with what
I gave you. That's a three, So tater and Adam
you ready, Adam?
Speaker 13 (27:09):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay, and go all right.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
This is long sleeve. It's kind of made out of
like hoodie material. It's called a blank blank. Yes, sir,
this is a cowboy blanks. You wear them on your feet, cowboy? Yes,
you wear these to bed?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
This is a top that goes up close to your
chin and you. Yeah, these are penny blank their shoes penny.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Blanks, lurfers.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
You got that.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Adam put a five on the board to take the
lead by two.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
All right, George, we're down by two, going and around too.
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Alright, let's do it. Start the clock now. In the winter,
you wear one of the he's around your neck.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yes, uh huh?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Okay, you dress up in a three piece. Yeah, this
is what you wear a game that you play on
horses with a mallet and the ball, and it's the top. No,
but the what you wear is named after that sport.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yes, polo? What a top polo?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Okay, all right, Taylor said this. You put this over
your head? Did your sweat shirt? Yes, it was hoodie,
but it was after the buzzer?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Okay, three and three a six score. So Tater and
Adam have y'all get some more easy words. This shouldn't
be a problem for you. Sorry, right, So one will
tie too?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Will win? Ready looking for hard ones? You will there? Ready?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Go?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
All right?
Speaker 8 (28:54):
These are not long pants. They are called what you
wear them in the summer. Yes, they're tied up, all right.
You might wear a cable knit blank over your treasure.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
There's the wind winner. You got my peewee herban reference.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
George downside Carolina, dog gone, it came up a little short, buddy.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
We'll give you another shout at it down the line.
All right, buddy, good deal, have a great day.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Thank you, all right, George, Thank you, buddy. Look at you,
Adam over shade aside, Ohio, keeping cool, winning a big
old prize pack. We'll get it to you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Yeah, all right, all right, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
He can I give a shout out you go ahead.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
To my son's Colew and Dylan and my awesome wife
Wendy and Knoxhalle Tennessee and her kids, Evan and Ava. Well,
all right, man, appreciate you and yours listening to you
win on a big showy morning, Big shows on the radio,
Big show bull snot we got it, all right. Let's
(29:56):
see Mike Martin out of Reedsville, North Carolina. All right,
Mike says, uh. Let's hear Marvin Webster on Jurassic Park Man.
They still cranking in movies out.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Good deal, Mike.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
We got you coming up next morning.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Big shows on the radio. Something you would.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Like to hear about this time running through Friday. Us
up on the John Boy Miller Facebook page, like Mike
Martin Reidsville, North Carolina, close to my hometown of Graham,
North Carolina. Well minded to have.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You listening, buddy, and here is your request is Marvel.
You know I'm stir Yoh what's up?
Speaker 6 (31:01):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (31:02):
All right?
Speaker 15 (31:02):
Mom?
Speaker 8 (31:03):
Man?
Speaker 9 (31:03):
I was at the movie the other day the coming
attractions came on. Help me out here all right? Weekend
at Bernie's two? Hello, what's up with that? I mean,
he's got Bernie is getting a lot of work for
a dead guy. You know, in fifteen minutes into his
last movie he's dead. Three years later he's doing a sequel.
Y'all need to get his agent.
Speaker 12 (31:24):
You know.
Speaker 9 (31:25):
I don't understand the plot of it either, but apparently
these two dudes from the first movie, they.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Take Bernie on vacation to the Bahamas or song.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
I mean, he's out there, he's dancing, he's picking up girls,
he's paras sailing. Bernie having a better vacation than me.
He's dead, you know, have you seen how they get
him there? When they get ready to go, they fold
him up and stuff him in the suitcake.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
I mean Jeffrey Dahmer could see this movie. Go, man,
this is sick.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
And then the main feature started. I went to see
Jurassic Park. Y'all seen that scary movie. Scary, especially if
you're black. I mean, not that I expected that much
from Steven having A Steven Spielberg movie usually has about
as many black people in it as your average episode of, say,
The Andy Griffords Show, you know. And in Jurassic Park
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there's a grand total of two brothers. And get this,
both of them get eat up by dinosaurs. Dude, the
first brother, gets it. They're still unloading the dinosaurs from
the laboratory at the beginning of the movie.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Okay, that's not a good sign, you know.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
And the other one is one of my favorite actors,
Samuel L.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Jackson. He's got the big part.
Speaker 9 (32:35):
He plays the guy that's like the technical operations manager
of Jurassic Park.
Speaker 12 (32:39):
You know.
Speaker 9 (32:40):
He spends like three quarters of the movie locked in
the control room smoking cigarettes and.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
He still ends up dead.
Speaker 9 (32:47):
But hey, look, if you have a movie with monsters
and black people in it, the brothers are going down.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
Everybody knows that, right, I Mean, that's always been that way,
even back on re member Star Trek.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
It was always it was just like that.
Speaker 9 (33:00):
I think Kirk would say, get me a landing party together,
and who would it be? It would be Kirk and
Spark and Bones and some guy you never saw before,
Lieutenant Mutumbo and guess who got turned into a sugar
cube five minutes after they hit the planet.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
You know, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 9 (33:17):
And a friend of mine said, well, Marvin, you know
you shouldn't be so sensitive because you know, Samuel L.
Jackson in this movie, he's a black man playing the
part of a highly skilled technical operations manager type person.
I said, yeah, a black man in charge. And what
happens One bustload of people go through the park, The
electric fences go out, all the dinosaurs get out, people
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start getting eaten.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
This is like twenty minutes into the movie.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
Now, when these survivors do escape and get back to
the mainland, whose fault.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
Do you think this is gonna be?
Speaker 8 (33:51):
You know?
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Oh, you know they had this blackfellow running things. He
may have been in a little bit over his head.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
You know.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
And another thing, The Jurassic Park was supposed to have
been a theme park for.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
The whole family. You know, Mom, Dad, bring the kids,
see the dinosaurs.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
So what I want to know is who picked out
these dinosaurs for this place? I mean, you got like
the Tyrannosaurus Rex, forty feet tall, real bad attitude and
just loves the taste of human flesh. And they got
the veloci raptor. This is like a vicious hunting dinosaur
with razor sharp claws, and they're smart enough to program
(34:31):
a VCR from the looks of this music, and my
personal favorite, the Dialopa saw. This is the one that
could run sixty mile an hour and hawks poisoned loogies
at you from forty yards away.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Now don't that just have family fun written all over?
Oh but it's okay.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
I know it's a scary movie, But it's okay because
Spielberg says it's not.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
Aimed at kids. Yeah, right, I can't go.
Speaker 9 (34:56):
In McDonald's without tripping over this big dinosaur happy ins
display that got over there.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
I take my nephew the toys of us.
Speaker 9 (35:03):
They got Jurassic Park T shirts and Jurassic Park action figures,
Jurassic Park coloring books, Jurassic Park under Rules. Oh but
the movie's not aimed at kids, that's right, It's aimed
at their parents wallet is what it's aimed at.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
Oh but here's the best part. Spielbug has got this phone.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
Uber. Have you seen this one eight hundred dino cop?
If you see anybody selling bootleg Jurassic Park souvenirs, you're
supposed to call this.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Number and turn them in for free.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Hello, what's up with that?
Speaker 9 (35:36):
You know they're working on a real tight budget over
there at Spielberg Productions. The movie only brought in nine
hundred million dollars last week in the safe expect me
to be the souvenir police already paid my seven bucks.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
Okay, I figured my commitment to you is pretty much over.
Speaker 13 (35:53):
Steve.
Speaker 9 (35:54):
Yeah, next time I rent et, could you get Steven
to call me at home and remind me when it's
due back at Block Western so I don't get a
late charge, y'all.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Think about it.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
I'm by the West, Good morning, make Shaw it's on
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the radio. No matter, I'll big, we have gotten, we'll
get over the years, but never two too big, No
one of the timing. Thank you very much. My boy
out of I can't remember where he's from right now,
making a grumpy old man album, So some requests we're
throwing him out there. Thank you the bastard.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
No, yeah, I didn't told you who it was.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Sorry, yeah, the rumby old Man Our featured track keyword television.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Ah gobbledy snaffle.
Speaker 12 (37:11):
I'm old and I hate everything, especially television. Back in
my day, we didn't have no fancy schmancy full color,
high definition, space saving flint screen gizmo with a fifty
inch picture and four hundred channels on twenty four hours
(37:33):
a day. We had a plain wooden box with a
teeny round screen so small you could only watch it
one eye at a time. He was covered with five
thousand knobs, only two of which worked on off in volume.
(37:53):
The rest of the knobs were there to keep us
busy because we were too damn pig ignorant.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
To know there weren't no real shows yet.
Speaker 12 (38:03):
The TV was so dad blame big, we had to
build the rest of the house around it. It took
up so much room that we younguns had to sleep
out back with the hogs, and they'd eat your toes
and fingers while you're slipped, but at least you managed
to stay warm under that nice cozy blank at a
(38:26):
steaming pig manure.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
And then if you were lucky.
Speaker 12 (38:32):
Every once in a while, some smart ass would broadcast
a live picture of a stuffed animal. Since there weren't
no sound, we didn't know if we'd want a prize
or erase of stuffed bunnies were taken over the world.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
We were dumb as mudd and that's the way we
liked it.
Speaker 12 (38:53):
We gather around that one in square screen stare at
it for hours on end, fumbling with knobs, drooling and
scratching our butts with no fingers, going blind one eye
at a.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Time, slip slapping it slew. Look at us.
Speaker 12 (39:10):
We're a bunch of toalless fingerless crapstick and hiltily cyclops.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
All hail the bunny men.
Speaker 12 (39:19):
I can't wait till someone invinced the Jerry Springer show, Howdy.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Do the Digly Day? And we liked it. And we
didn't have no sitcoms to break no day.
Speaker 12 (39:35):
If we wanted a good laugh, we didn't have any
Andy and Bonnie and Jerry and Cramer and Raws and Phoebie.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
To make sport up.
Speaker 12 (39:44):
We had to go all the way to the next
county where this bunch of slavic squat has lived, and
we'd single out Boris to jabber and freak with his
unborn twins lower half growing out of his stomach. He'd
strip his shirt off and chase him with handfuls of
stinging nettles. He hopped through the high weeds running for
(40:06):
his life, and that creepy little torso with kikets with
little legs, and he'd looked like a big cricket man
jumping through the field.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
And we'd all.
Speaker 12 (40:16):
Laugh and laugh, because that's funny right there. I don't
care who you are. And if we wanted a reality show,
we'd make our own, like who.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Watched her Lighter Fart?
Speaker 12 (40:31):
We'd gorge ourselves on raw broccoli and pickled pigs feet,
and then we'd all gather around in a big circle
and start pooting into the campfire waiting for that one
big super fart that would barbecue all your kid in
a ball of blue flame. And even if you're won,
you still wound up sending all the hair off your
keista and getting second degree burns.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
All over your private pots. We'll boop, boop the doodle
the bangle.
Speaker 12 (40:59):
We're freak chasing kinscorch and zena folbs, sitting around on
our French fright butchmanter like burnt hair?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Which way to the weenie roast? Oh, glorious, glorious morning.
Tell it b.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
A flugel Spoogle.
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