April 7, 2025 • 44 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s national Beer Day - we’ll celebrate!.. - Mad Max shares his rules for dating his daughter.. - Mary Jane has been doing some deep thinking.. - Cadbury takes Carl Childers to the Circus.. - Tom Mabe messes with another telemarker.. - Hoyt has a story about an elephant.. - and Ike Turner explores the upside to having an ugly prom date…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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win you some in minutes. Well, it was on this
(00:22):
date in eighteen ninety one the Showman Phineas Taylor Barnum
passed away at age eighty Man eighteen ninety one. That's
something he was old.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I mean he was.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Back there when the circus came to town. He said,
there's a sucker born every minute. And he's probably the
most effective promoter in a show. Is Showman America ever produced?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, my favorite fact about him is he created, you know,
these side shows that people would go in and see,
you know, the World's Smallest Man, World strong herited lady
and all that. And he had a problem with the
crowds getting stuck in the entries and he wants to
people moving, So he came up with a sign that
says this way to the egress, which of course means exit,
(01:07):
so people would shuffle on along to see what they
thought was gonna be the next attraction, which was the Well,
what a bunch of sonkers?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Well, our boys Carl and Cadbury had a big time
in the circus.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I remember it like it was since a while back.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Ah, here you go, kyl more more large French fried
the potatoes.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
You remember the mustard.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I was warned about your love of mustard, so I
brought the big pump jug off the counter. Mister boy
told me to make sure you had a wonderful time.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You're here putting on the dog.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
All right, I appreciate you told me all the way
out of here. Well, Carl, is the circus everything you
thought it would be? Yes, sir, my louder not figured
you know, it's been years since I visited the Big Top.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I didn't know Miss Marsha wasn't coming.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
No, No, Carl. The Big Top is another name for
the circus. You see. When I was a boy, the
circus was held under a big tint. They called the
Big Top. Holcome you bunder the circus in a spell. Well,
I had a rather unfortunate experience. M lucky video, I said,
we're that fella accidentally got his head stuck in that elephant.
(02:20):
But well, not quite that colorful, but nonetheless traumatic for
a young boy. You see, my father and I had
wonderful seats down front, just like these. All at once
out came the clouds. Oh, daddy, looked the clowns.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Are they funny?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Quite funny, Nigel, quite funny indeed?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well alone, hell Nipper butter ballone.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
I oh, thank you, sir, Mark alone.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah, now don't cry, Let me wash away those tears.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Father, The clouds faint water on me.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Nigel, he's just even clowns on.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
Oh yeah here, now let me make it up to you, daddy. Look,
I bite you a cake, A cake for me, that's right,
all for you.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Well, let me have it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You're the boss.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
And there I sat, soaking wet, covered in cake. My
day was ruined on account of the named you, Naniel,
no Carl, because I made such a fuss over what
the clowns did? You see? My father never took me
to the circus again. Maybe your daddy would write, you
should have just had a good laugh. I had a
(03:38):
spoiled that main old clown Shenanigans for sure. Oh well,
I suppose same made the world be a whole lot
better off folks had learned the life of themselves as
easy as they life would each the other. Well, what
a profound thought, Carl, you're right wise words. Indeed, I
do all right.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I reckon.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Well, I can assure you I won't soon forget it.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Not mister Cadbury, but you undercome him. Clowns.
Speaker 8 (04:03):
Oh dear, holy there kids. Oh lookie who's sitting down front?
This must be what they mean by children of all ages.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Ahi, y's very amusing a nice tuxedo. Are you going
to the opera? I wish I'm a gentleman's gentleman.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
Well, don't worry. Clowns don't judge up even if you
are a fruitcake. Now see here, this must be your boyfriend, Hi, sport,
I'm Cookie the clown.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Plady to make you, mister kookie night, Carl. This here's nideol.
He don't kindly like clowns, Caral.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Please don't like clowns. Eh, Well, let's see if we
can change his mind.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
What do you think, kid, that's not necessary, just just
move along.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
Yeah, how about a nice flower have a sniff it's fresh.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Oh well, all right, obnoxious lot, mister Cadbury.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Remember what we talked about.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Oh yeah, you're right, quite right, they're very funny, mister Cookie.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Shucks, that's nothing. How about a cute little puppy? Watch this.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Ain't pretty good?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Inn he mister Cadbury, Oh yes, yes, very in.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Here you go, little fellow.
Speaker 9 (05:26):
You want to hear him?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Park? I was no, not really. Listen Cookie, my patience
is nearly at an end.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
Well, here's something to turn that frown upside down. I
just put this hanky over my empty hand like this,
and whoa sweets?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Father?
Speaker 9 (05:45):
Sweet?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
How do you reckon? He knew you like pie, mister Cadbury.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Lucky, I guess.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I hope you like banana cream.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
And I hope you like a punch in the big retenue.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You couldn't just walk away, could you.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
That's why I hate clowns.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
All right, you heard him. He's a clown. Hat clowns.
Let's give him the three ring treatment.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Bring it on, Bozo. Hello mister Cadbury's telephone, Oh hat,
yon boy, Yes you're having a big time all right,
(06:44):
hold on, sire, let met you, Cadbury, yon boy, watched
up to you. I'm a little busy. He can't cut
the boat right in my own ain't not there phoning
around with every clown or whatnot. Well, sir, I'm glad
to carrying him over. See that elephant up close. They're
(07:07):
showing him to backside first. How close? I don't reckon
you could get any closer? Well, that elephant don't seem
too happy about it neither, Well, sir. Soon as mister
(07:27):
Cadbury's done with all this foolishness, we'll be home.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
All right then.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Some reason, I sure could go for a peanut or two.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Alright now, now were rolling through this Monday morning, Let's
play Beat the Blonde while she's hot, one eight hundred
Big Show, You're toll free line. We're going to contestant
and play next. Good morning, and it's a big show
(08:17):
on the radio. Wing to you, Monday, April seventh. Today's
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Speaker 2 (08:31):
Here right now, let's play Beat the Blondes.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Meet our contestant is Mark out of Paducah, Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Good morning, Mark. Hello, Hello, welcome in here.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Morning him Mark Seving reed, Marcy, We're gonna ask her
some questions. You agree or disagree with her answer to
bells for two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Okay, come on in here.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Let's go back to nineteen thirty one, Tater.
Speaker 10 (09:03):
Well, let's do that.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Two men in Russia set a world record by doing
something to each other's face continually for three hundred hours.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
What was it? Kissing Russian guys?
Speaker 10 (09:26):
I saw this story. It's that was slapping their faces.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Agree with that?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Slapping their faces?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So Mark says he agrees, and that was the thing
to do. Yes, there was a face slapping contest, and
the two men now hold the world's records.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
So they got that going for him.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
It's been brought back on the Oat show.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yo. Yeah, it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That's right, that's right, all right? Well, good deal, Marker
is a bell so Turner. Let's go back during the
space It was nineteen fifty nine humanity got its first
glimpse of the Moon's backside from a satellite named Luna three.
(10:11):
Was that sent by the US or the Soviet Union?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Can I hold a friend a friend?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's just like you know, you got a fit shot
at it didn't depend on Mark, alright, it was Russians.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
It was the Russians. Mark, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (10:37):
I disagree and.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Look at our.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Blind squirrel finding the nut over there.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Alcohol. Yeah, it wasn't Russians. How about that?
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Okay, wow, I can't even feel proud about that.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
You can't imagine how close the race actually was.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
We forget?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
So yeah, you know, but we were just kidds.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Wow, I know the Kendy said it is to go
to the moon on this decay? No, what didn't called something?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Okay, yeah, this decayed I'm figuring.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Was mispronounced it all his youth. So so Litsten, let
me keep my.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
Mark and I weren't alive, so.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, no kidding, So great it happened.
Speaker 10 (11:23):
We know we've seen the film The Moon.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well, here we go, Tyler in London.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You might visit the place where some of the wives
of Henry the eighth were beheaded.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Of course, that's that's thought Steve's book.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
All right there you happy?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, where the little princes were imprisoned, and we're a
fantastic sample of torture instruments are displayed what's it called?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
He did his London retreat? Is it too soon to.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
God?
Speaker 8 (12:01):
For you?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You've been governed those doors?
Speaker 10 (12:05):
That was Westminster Abbey, Sir.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Westminster Abbey was the place where we described there. Mark,
do you agree or disagree with that? I guess I'll agree.
You don't sound like you're really into the agreement there
Westminster Abbey.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
He's asking you, is this your final answer?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Okay, then I disagree.
Speaker 12 (12:31):
If you're going to put it that.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Way, well I'm sorry to lead you that way.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It's the Tower of London where all that stuff was happening, right,
And the Crown Jewels that you hear a lot about.
Huh they're there too. Yeah, who cares about that?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Has such a high voice?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh good, Mark on her twenty dollars worth of bulls
not cleaning the products, headed up to Paduca for you. Alright, God,
bloody hang on with jacket.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Bind him. Many hour and Tabio news. We get back
to celebrating National Beer Day. Uh singing about.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
It too early?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Put that down?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Okay, good morning, it's a big Siona Radio's National Beer
(14:06):
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And destruction a gas little.
Speaker 9 (14:39):
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Staplos endless twelve hour days at six bucks an hour.
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Mister Mexican destruction guys sis.
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Good Monday morning, appreciate you kicking off. You aren't weak
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us on a big show. But only one has chosen
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Please welcome legend of the Silver Screen. Sir Alan Swan.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
Do what you like von Hammerschmark. I've spent blood and bone,
fortune and failty just to track you down. Of course
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(16:31):
I sent it, and I also know your ignorance wouldn't
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you can wait and see if I'm lying. I've got time,
(16:52):
do you.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
And see?
Speaker 10 (16:57):
Man?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I got goose momps.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Yes, it is rather chilly in here, Senor Boba, fetch
my carnigan.
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No, no, I mean you're acting. That was powerful.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
That was, of course, from the nineteen seventy four thriller
A Tiscit a tasket, the fura in a casket?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Was there ever a row? You really wanted that you
didn't get.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Dear boy.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
In love and life, there are always the ones that
got away. For me, it was one of the leads
in the nineteen seventy six remake of King Kong.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Well?
Speaker 7 (17:31):
I had almost sealed the deal when looking at the set,
I said, if the natives are so intent on keeping
the giant ape at bay, why on earth did they
put a door in the wall just his size. That's
a great question, one of many. Why aren't there any
giant bananas? If he could break through the wall all
this time, why didn't he? And of course, why don't
(17:53):
we see any giant Kong poop?
Speaker 13 (17:58):
Now?
Speaker 7 (17:59):
Just imagine, if you're so the missed opportunity for some
much needed comic relief. There they are running for their
lives from a seventy five foot prehistoric gorilla. As he
gains on you, you round a huge boulder and plunge
headlong into a colossal Cleveland steamer. Hilarious, And then Kong
slips in it, and it's a whole scene. Kull the
(18:20):
Benny Hill music, You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I don't know if nineteen seventy six audiences were ready
for them.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Were they ready for Blazing Saddle.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Good point. Why didn't they cast you?
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Well, they accused me of being a method actor, that
I asked too many questions, I was going to delay production,
none of which of course was true.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Was a paycheck, Well we never got that far.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
But it was never about the money, lad, I just
wanted to knock boots with Jessica Lane.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Well you know she's still around.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
True, but the difference is I've aged well and she
has not. I've no desire to spend an evening of
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Speaker 2 (19:04):
So, what are you in town for today?
Speaker 7 (19:07):
Well, I'm meeting an executive from Warner Brothers at the.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Airport a new role.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
No, I'm pitching the sequel to King Kong, where Kong
survives the fall, is rehabilitated and is taught table tennis.
He's so good he's on the Olympic team and goes
to China, but they're caught giving him performance enhancing viagra
and Kong accidentally exposes himself, causing an international incident. It's
(19:32):
called King Kong goes to Hong Kong to play ping
pong and flashes his ding. Is someone at the door.
Oh my, it appears your next guest is here. I
am to a duel.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Well, thanks for stopping by. Come back anytime, of course,
Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest actor.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
I'm not an actor, damn you him a movie sto.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on already.
Have more chances for you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
News, weather and sports. Oh oh, I didn't know, I
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And you're listening to two boys who are destined to
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Speaker 10 (20:29):
Yo.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
When I say there will be history, I didn't mean
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Speaker 14 (22:56):
Hello Hello mister Mae. Yeah Jerry from window? How are
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Jerry? I'm not gonna lie to you. Got drunk off
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I suppear if you'd be interested in Freeman's replacement windows.
Speaker 13 (23:11):
Where are you calling from?
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Uh?
Speaker 11 (23:17):
What companies us? Come out window? I'll tell you what
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You do?
Speaker 13 (23:23):
I need you get me some beer? H Sarah, I'm here.
Here's the deal. I mean head.
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Homecarceration Okay, And y'all don't care you're calling from.
Speaker 13 (23:32):
The Swindles or whatever you call from. I need some beer.
Speaker 14 (23:35):
I'm just trying to get you a free intemate and
some replacement windows.
Speaker 15 (23:40):
And when y'all coming over, well, sir said, well, uh,
I don't know if I can do that, but well,
one y'all you're telling me when you're coming over, Jerry,
he'd been I heard once put my windows in.
Speaker 13 (23:53):
Hey, you all kinds of money? Uh?
Speaker 11 (23:55):
I came out here, pay all that money, got those
windows in my house.
Speaker 13 (23:59):
There?
Speaker 11 (24:00):
Should my view be so much better? Damn pree still
sitting after him. Well, I can't see that that tree there.
Do y'all put them in next day? I paint them
up all pretty. I'm painted like a shiny, glossy white
on there. I can't get the damn things open now anymore.
Just won't open up me, Jared, Jerry, I'm very unhappy
with your company right now.
Speaker 13 (24:22):
Uh okay, well, I guess there.
Speaker 14 (24:24):
You're not at centry.
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Hold On, Jerry, got a call coming here. Hello, This
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But I'm just just try. Don't come out here fixing
my window there.
Speaker 14 (24:43):
Let me let me, let me get my supervisor.
Speaker 13 (24:45):
And I got a problem with you, Jerry.
Speaker 14 (24:50):
Let me get my supervisor and I'll see what he
can do for you. Okay, okay, hold On, this is mister.
Speaker 13 (24:58):
Uh, mister, I'm so I'm so sorry to bother you.
I tell I tell you, I'm a nervous rank. You
have an employee, Jerry, right, Jerry, he's uh, you know
you may you may know. I buy someone of those
from you.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
Guys are four months ago and because we got and
my wife is like, hey, now Tom, get a restraining
order out and I don't.
Speaker 13 (25:19):
I don't know what to do, and I really don't
know what to do. We're really we're concerned here.
Speaker 14 (25:23):
He well, that sounds a little unusual.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
I know, he says he's telling me he knows where
I live. I say, you know, he's he's making us
sol very. It's uncomfortable, mister may. This just doesn't sound
like Jerry. And I know what does I when I
find me I bought about the damn window, when those
things from him, and he's ah, and he was a
nice dust guy and.
Speaker 12 (25:42):
He's a good man.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
I can't understand like.
Speaker 13 (25:44):
You would do something. We're calling, we're we're calling the police.
He won't leave us alone calling to the police. Yeah,
I mean he's saying he's a he's somewhat tried to me.
Speaker 12 (25:54):
It's not funny.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
I mean, I've got three kids. I got two girls
and a boy, and my wife is freaking well. I mean,
I don't even want I don't eve want to go
to work tomorrow, and I afraid Jerry's gonna drive. Let's
calm down. I'm just, you know, I just want to.
Speaker 14 (26:08):
Make sure everything's taken care of.
Speaker 11 (26:09):
I apologize. I can't understand what Jerry I mean, I mean,
I mean, I mean, I mean, he's a loose cannon.
Speaker 13 (26:16):
He's just me. I think he's a walking top bomb.
Speaker 11 (26:18):
I wanted, I mean, let me say by me because
he's so quiet when normally this and this you see
it on the news all the time.
Speaker 13 (26:26):
He was a quiet you know.
Speaker 11 (26:28):
I mean, hey, well listen, I want you to know
that we're going to take care of you, and I'm
gonna have a talk with Jerry. And again I'm I'm
kind of concerned, so I appreciate you to look into
this and they I'll be looking into this. Okayah, thanks,
I'm sorry about your trouble.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
Sorry boy.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Here, ay y'all, that's some wordy word. What eight hundred
big show you told free line across America. We'll get
a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Monday, April seventh, I feature track for the Big Show Box.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Anxiety, Ugly prom.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Day, the words ugly to Day here the Big Show
dot Com. I got on their contest money can't get there,
We'll call you.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Let's wait.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
I went to everybody's head about the bed the word
of the word any word.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
We got Charles from Lumberton, North Carolina. Good morning, Charles,
Good morning, hey body, little bird Testament's your birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Thank you sir.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
That's amazing that you guys got it with me on
my birthday.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Some Body we're good, Well, I'll take him, Tayler.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Let's say who you got. Oh it's Terry from Nashville, Tennessee.
You could do worse, Terry.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I'm still good to see you, Tory. Good morning, Terry,
Good morning, hey boys.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
All right, that's Charles from lomon to North Carolina's his birthday, Terry.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
That's Terry from Nashville, Charles.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay, right, well, let's celebrate with a couple of rounds
of wordy word here. Okay, we got random words, right,
rain car round the wild card is what we got.
All right, we got it, Charles, me and you for
the first thirty seconds, you ready.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
And go before you go to sleep? You feel what
I'm getting sleepy? I feel what what's that word? What's
that word? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Maybe you drink too much and you get yes uh
huh oh have high blank duke power will turn on
your electric your what duke?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
What Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes, that's it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Uh, you gotta have a blank. A man without a
blank much of a man. I'm sorry, I've said that
all my life a woman.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna do this right here.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Two on the board. Oh I've stunk out enough. Well
I'll say what happens with Tayter and Terry? Try you ready,
I'm ready bigging up on that last one and go.
Speaker 10 (29:34):
If blank A doesn't work, you need to go to
blank b good. Okay, Uh, you what are you gonna do?
What is your blank for today?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Like?
Speaker 10 (29:44):
What are you gonna do? What is your Do you
have any weekend blanks?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Here you go?
Speaker 10 (29:50):
Hey, a buried blank? This is like a jewels and money,
it's buried.
Speaker 12 (29:56):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
This is when you you try not to talk to somebody,
you may blank. Then you know, if you see him
in the grocery store you walk the other way? What
have you done? You blanked?
Speaker 13 (30:04):
That? No work?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
That's true, there's a buzzer. It was not ignore, but
y'all put a.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Two on the board to tie it up. It's still
anybody's game headed in around two? All right, Charles, you ready, buddy,
we are picking up on that last one and go,
do you know it?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Avoid? Yes, all right?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Blank George was a monkey a little kid's book, and
I'm wondering about that.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I'm very what. I have a blank mind. I want
to learn.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
I am what blank?
Speaker 12 (30:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Uh huh, well that was blank? That was that was
very blank. Randy a word to say, a thank you?
You were very what you blank?
Speaker 8 (30:50):
You?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
You?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
You blanked me?
Speaker 13 (30:53):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
God it.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Woman, And I must say another. You can ount some
dunes here now by ty and Terry three will win,
God too will force over time, Darry Nashville already.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
I gotta pay my bill. You gave me one hundred dollars.
That was very blank of you. That came in need.
You're very no what have you done? You blanked me out?
You you you I was in a bind and you
were very help. Yes, So what is the action of
being help? That was very blank of you? Well, it's
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not an action because there's no I n g uh
the up huh uh you are I'm my stomach, I'm.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I don't know Johnson.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Right.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
The word, by the way, Charles will four to two empty.
So uh so, yeah, that was not blank at all. Jews,
have you got it yet, Terry, We're not leaving until
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one of you getting this word. I would say, kind no, no, no,
you're very blank. Come on yeah, yeah, yeah, you got
the first word.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
There's two syllable word and the first syllable is help so.
Speaker 11 (32:39):
Helpful helpful.
Speaker 16 (32:42):
Yeah, oh right, good now we can and again the
woman is my straight answer.
Speaker 13 (32:54):
I want to say that.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
You're going there. You can't dry again. Charles on your birthday,
you got your prize pick. Wait to go boy, Thanks man,
thank you. I give a shout out, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 11 (33:10):
I want to give a shout out to my wife, Stephanie,
my three kids, Trey, Abigail and Luke, and all my
friends who listen to the Big Show.
Speaker 16 (33:18):
You guys do a great job.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Awesome boy.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Appreciate your boys.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I hang on.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Good morning. Big Show is on the radio.
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Hot all I want to fight aut now John Mordan.
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Billy here, Well, real good hot, what's been happening with
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Man?
Speaker 14 (34:40):
Wow?
Speaker 13 (34:41):
Man?
Speaker 12 (34:41):
Have herd just spent three weeks living up on that
millboard out here beside the house?
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Were you up there keeping track of the hornets trying
to see how long it takes them and win to
in a row? Two?
Speaker 10 (34:52):
Now?
Speaker 12 (34:52):
Always up there keeping track of them? Store that says
it just moved in next door?
Speaker 4 (34:57):
How long day?
Speaker 12 (34:58):
Wait till they finally put up some curt wall.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Now that's something while the well what did uh? What
did you do over the holidays?
Speaker 9 (35:08):
Man?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
I ain't talk to you in a while?
Speaker 12 (35:10):
No too much. Now I drove Debrett and his daddy,
you know, race up to West Jefferson to see Debert's me.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Ma, Well that's nice.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
How is me?
Speaker 13 (35:20):
Mo?
Speaker 12 (35:20):
Well, she's about half blind, you know, uh huh. In fact,
that reminds me of something happens while we were up there. Good,
where's up there?
Speaker 10 (35:27):
Men?
Speaker 12 (35:27):
Debart was riding running in the truck. I had my
police scanning on.
Speaker 13 (35:31):
Uh huh.
Speaker 12 (35:31):
And the dispatcher come on, said there was some little
circus in town and one of their elephants, okay, their
only elephant, had busted out of his cage and run off.
And they said the last place he was seen was
crossing over this place they call two mile Creek.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Uh huh.
Speaker 12 (35:47):
So I looked over Debor and I said, two mile Creek. All,
ain't that right behind Memo's house? Never says, yeah it is.
So I went went back to the house, see if
Memo might have seen this here, a runaway elephant.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (35:59):
So we walked in the door. We said me and all,
have you seen this here elephant around anywhere? She said,
seen of what?
Speaker 9 (36:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 12 (36:06):
It turns out Mema ain't never been to the circus.
As a matter of fact, she ain't even never even
seen a picture of alephant had no idea, uh huh.
So we said, well, have you seen any unusual animals
or running around the house? And she said, well, now
that you mentioned it about a half hour ago, I've
seen the biggest frightest mule I've ever seen. In my mind,
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he had the biggest, longest, frightest tail I ever seen. Well,
he figured was onto something, so he said, well, well,
where was it and what was it doing?
Speaker 10 (36:40):
Me?
Speaker 12 (36:40):
Mom says, there's the strangest thing and I ever seen
in my life this career was walking around backwards up
there in the cabbage fright and he was pulling up
cabbages with his tail. I said, well, well, what was
he doing with the cabbages he pulled up and me
Mom says, honey, you wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
I guess me.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Mo was a little mixed up.
Speaker 12 (37:09):
Living with Devid. I can see for sure. Definitely runs
in the family. Got right here. That much new volume
from the West Jefferson Book of the Month Club just
got here. He wants me to come in there and
have him hunt for a wall. Though I could be
talking about he's luck. You mean, you know he will
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sit upright right.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
That's make show on the radio for a few more.
Mans appreciate y'all winners. No more Billy Lady Rogers podcasts
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Speaker 4 (38:23):
Yoall what's up?
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Welcome to ex Ike, the place to go for all
the four to one one you need for all your
uh uh uh uh? What you call Meldon Macosio relationshrimps
dig this, dear Ike. This girl that I have known
for a long time has asked me to her senior prom.
So me, being the nice guy that I am, said yes,
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I never went to my prom when I was in school,
so I don't know how to make this a special
night for her. So I'm writing you to get your advice.
Can you help me out, please? Sincerely, con Fuzzled Green Briar, Tennessee.
Dear Fuzzy, I can tell by the way that you
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write that you is very white. But that's all right.
Don't get up tight or fuss off, fight or loose
sleep at night. I gonna help you with your prom.
The whole night will be the bomb. You'll even please
her mom. So a hell with it. I can't keep better. Yes,
(39:32):
I can help you. Let me preach on them. No
that that that that now kin fuzzle this would been
much easier for I if and you was asking how
to stalkerrate your new brill young prom date like you
was a sleek, deadly uh what you called king Kole
Brazil invading the nest full of them tasted juicy little
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mongol looses. I got fags of advice, all that kind
of stuff. But if you think about it, those cats
don't advice. They already got their game playing on the
big board. It's dudes like you that need to low down.
And I must confess to it. Your letter has touched
Ike's heart. I want you to know that you is
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up for mac Daddy other year for agreeing to take
your ugly friend to the problem.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
And I know you didn't say she was ugly, but since.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Everybody everybody knows that the good looking girls all get
asked out early, the real skag Bernard's got to go
ask their gay friends and cousins take a law. And
since you didn't say nothing about the two of you
being relationated, sounds like you might be more confuzzled about
just the prom not to mention the fact you go
(40:47):
around using words like confuzzled. But I'll give you the
beneficial let a doubt now, let's get at it. If
you wants to make this a special night, don't do
what the rest of her pale born classmen to doing.
Renting a tux is played.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Brother.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Cruise over to the cool side of town and find
out where the pimps dress for success. Deck your own
self out in some bright red or lime green waistcoat
and slacks with that matching tie shoes in Derby like
they wear the Golden crown on Sunday. Let her know
what color so she won't clash. Let them other rednecks
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have the fashion disaster. And when it comes to getting
your ride on, remember limos is for layme ods. Nothing
more pitiful than a bunch of crackers in the dumb
and dumber past the tuxedo pulling all that money so
thirty of them can squeeze into a four passenger limo.
They pull up, open the door and they just keep
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climbing out. Man one after another, looks like a damn
clown within. Just pimp your own ride with some neon
running lights of one of them big bass wolfers in
a trunk and pull up to the door o the
beat just shaking the shingles man, and when you tie
it on the feedback that said one time to pass
on the viaenius. Show a little class and take that
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sweet lady of yours straight to a finer dining establishment
and use your head man. The drive through is for losers.
Go inside.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
And pay for price.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
If she catches you using coupons, you could forget that
good knight grabbing giggle. Follow these simple rules and you
do yourself proud.
Speaker 13 (42:36):
Well.
Speaker 5 (42:37):
I hope this does the trick. Don't worry yourself sick.
Just remember to act slick, be cool to your chick,
and don't act like a prude. Oh yeah, dip dodge
duck diving dogs five D and don't go acting on
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rude or I'm telling you, dude, she'll never get nude.
You'll have to go home and get stewed. Or the
worst might come to pass. She'll take you out in
the grass and in front of the whole class, she
might break her foot off in your ass. You knew
that one. You knew I was coming.
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date in eighteen ninety one the Showman Phineas Taylor Barnum
passed away at age eighty Man eighteen ninety one. That's
something he was old.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I mean he was.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Back there when the circus came to town. He said,
there's a sucker born every minute. And he's probably the
most effective promoter in a show. Is Showman America ever produced?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, my favorite fact about him is he created, you know,
these side shows that people would go in and see,
you know, the World's Smallest Man, World strong herited lady
and all that. And he had a problem with the
crowds getting stuck in the entries and he wants to
people moving, So he came up with a sign that
says this way to the egress, which of course means exit,
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so people would shuffle on along to see what they
thought was gonna be the next attraction, which was the Well,
what a bunch of sonkers?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Well, our boys Carl and Cadbury had a big time
in the circus.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I remember it like it was since a while back.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Ah, here you go, kyl more more large French fried
the potatoes.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
You remember the mustard.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I was warned about your love of mustard, so I
brought the big pump jug off the counter. Mister boy
told me to make sure you had a wonderful time.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You're here putting on the dog.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
All right, I appreciate you told me all the way
out of here. Well, Carl, is the circus everything you
thought it would be? Yes, sir, my louder not figured
you know, it's been years since I visited the Big Top.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I didn't know Miss Marsha wasn't coming.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
No, No, Carl. The Big Top is another name for
the circus. You see. When I was a boy, the
circus was held under a big tint. They called the
Big Top. Holcome you bunder the circus in a spell. Well,
I had a rather unfortunate experience. M lucky video, I said,
we're that fella accidentally got his head stuck in that elephant.
(02:20):
But well, not quite that colorful, but nonetheless traumatic for
a young boy. You see, my father and I had
wonderful seats down front, just like these. All at once
out came the clouds. Oh, daddy, looked the clowns.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Are they funny?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Quite funny, Nigel, quite funny indeed?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well alone, hell Nipper butter ballone.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
I oh, thank you, sir, Mark alone.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah, now don't cry, Let me wash away those tears.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Father, The clouds faint water on me.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Nigel, he's just even clowns on.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
Oh yeah here, now let me make it up to you, daddy. Look,
I bite you a cake, A cake for me, that's right,
all for you.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Well, let me have it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You're the boss.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
And there I sat, soaking wet, covered in cake. My
day was ruined on account of the named you, Naniel,
no Carl, because I made such a fuss over what
the clowns did? You see? My father never took me
to the circus again. Maybe your daddy would write, you
should have just had a good laugh. I had a
(03:38):
spoiled that main old clown Shenanigans for sure. Oh well,
I suppose same made the world be a whole lot
better off folks had learned the life of themselves as
easy as they life would each the other. Well, what
a profound thought, Carl, you're right wise words. Indeed, I
do all right.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I reckon.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Well, I can assure you I won't soon forget it.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Not mister Cadbury, but you undercome him. Clowns.
Speaker 8 (04:03):
Oh dear, holy there kids. Oh lookie who's sitting down front?
This must be what they mean by children of all ages.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Ahi, y's very amusing a nice tuxedo. Are you going
to the opera? I wish I'm a gentleman's gentleman.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
Well, don't worry. Clowns don't judge up even if you
are a fruitcake. Now see here, this must be your boyfriend, Hi, sport,
I'm Cookie the clown.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Plady to make you, mister kookie night, Carl. This here's nideol.
He don't kindly like clowns, Caral.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Please don't like clowns. Eh, Well, let's see if we
can change his mind.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
What do you think, kid, that's not necessary, just just
move along.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
Yeah, how about a nice flower have a sniff it's fresh.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Oh well, all right, obnoxious lot, mister Cadbury.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Remember what we talked about.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Oh yeah, you're right, quite right, they're very funny, mister Cookie.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Shucks, that's nothing. How about a cute little puppy? Watch this.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Ain't pretty good?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Inn he mister Cadbury, Oh yes, yes, very in.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Here you go, little fellow.
Speaker 9 (05:26):
You want to hear him?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Park? I was no, not really. Listen Cookie, my patience
is nearly at an end.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
Well, here's something to turn that frown upside down. I
just put this hanky over my empty hand like this,
and whoa sweets?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Father?
Speaker 9 (05:45):
Sweet?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
How do you reckon? He knew you like pie, mister Cadbury.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Lucky, I guess.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I hope you like banana cream.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
And I hope you like a punch in the big retenue.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You couldn't just walk away, could you.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
That's why I hate clowns.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
All right, you heard him. He's a clown. Hat clowns.
Let's give him the three ring treatment.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Bring it on, Bozo. Hello mister Cadbury's telephone, Oh hat,
yon boy, Yes you're having a big time all right,
(06:44):
hold on, sire, let met you, Cadbury, yon boy, watched
up to you. I'm a little busy. He can't cut
the boat right in my own ain't not there phoning
around with every clown or whatnot. Well, sir, I'm glad
to carrying him over. See that elephant up close. They're
(07:07):
showing him to backside first. How close? I don't reckon
you could get any closer? Well, that elephant don't seem
too happy about it neither, Well, sir. Soon as mister
(07:27):
Cadbury's done with all this foolishness, we'll be home.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
All right then.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Some reason, I sure could go for a peanut or two.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Alright now, now were rolling through this Monday morning, Let's
play Beat the Blonde while she's hot, one eight hundred
Big Show, You're toll free line. We're going to contestant
and play next. Good morning, and it's a big show
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on the radio. Wing to you, Monday, April seventh. Today's
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Here right now, let's play Beat the Blondes.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Meet our contestant is Mark out of Paducah, Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Good morning, Mark. Hello, Hello, welcome in here.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Morning him Mark Seving reed, Marcy, We're gonna ask her
some questions. You agree or disagree with her answer to
bells for two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Okay, come on in here.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Let's go back to nineteen thirty one, Tater.
Speaker 10 (09:03):
Well, let's do that.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Two men in Russia set a world record by doing
something to each other's face continually for three hundred hours.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
What was it? Kissing Russian guys?
Speaker 10 (09:26):
I saw this story. It's that was slapping their faces.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Agree with that?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Slapping their faces?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
So Mark says he agrees, and that was the thing
to do. Yes, there was a face slapping contest, and
the two men now hold the world's records.
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So they got that going for him.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
It's been brought back on the Oat show.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yo. Yeah, it's a thing.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That's right, that's right, all right? Well, good deal, Marker
is a bell so Turner. Let's go back during the
space It was nineteen fifty nine humanity got its first
glimpse of the Moon's backside from a satellite named Luna three.
(10:11):
Was that sent by the US or the Soviet Union?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Can I hold a friend a friend?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's just like you know, you got a fit shot
at it didn't depend on Mark, alright, it was Russians.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
It was the Russians. Mark, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (10:37):
I disagree and.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Look at our.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Blind squirrel finding the nut over there.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Alcohol. Yeah, it wasn't Russians. How about that?
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Okay, wow, I can't even feel proud about that.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
You can't imagine how close the race actually was.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
We forget?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
So yeah, you know, but we were just kidds.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Wow, I know the Kendy said it is to go
to the moon on this decay? No, what didn't called something?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Okay, yeah, this decayed I'm figuring.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Was mispronounced it all his youth. So so Litsten, let
me keep my.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
Mark and I weren't alive, so.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, no kidding, So great it happened.
Speaker 10 (11:23):
We know we've seen the film The Moon.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well, here we go, Tyler in London.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You might visit the place where some of the wives
of Henry the eighth were beheaded.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Of course, that's that's thought Steve's book.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
All right there you happy?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, where the little princes were imprisoned, and we're a
fantastic sample of torture instruments are displayed what's it called?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
He did his London retreat? Is it too soon to.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
God?
Speaker 8 (12:01):
For you?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You've been governed those doors?
Speaker 10 (12:05):
That was Westminster Abbey, Sir.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Westminster Abbey was the place where we described there. Mark,
do you agree or disagree with that? I guess I'll agree.
You don't sound like you're really into the agreement there
Westminster Abbey.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
He's asking you, is this your final answer?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Okay, then I disagree.
Speaker 12 (12:31):
If you're going to put it that.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Way, well I'm sorry to lead you that way.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
It's the Tower of London where all that stuff was happening, right,
And the Crown Jewels that you hear a lot about.
Huh they're there too. Yeah, who cares about that?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Has such a high voice?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh good, Mark on her twenty dollars worth of bulls
not cleaning the products, headed up to Paduca for you. Alright, God,
bloody hang on with jacket.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Bind him. Many hour and Tabio news. We get back
to celebrating National Beer Day. Uh singing about.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
It too early?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Put that down?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Okay, good morning, it's a big Siona Radio's National Beer
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Speaker 1 (15:47):
Good Monday morning, appreciate you kicking off. You aren't weak
with the big show on the radio. Well, over the years,
we've been lucky enough to have thousands of celebrities join
us on a big show. But only one has chosen
to here exclusively. It's always an honor when he visits.
Please welcome legend of the Silver Screen. Sir Alan Swan.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
Do what you like von Hammerschmark. I've spent blood and bone,
fortune and failty just to track you down. Of course
I knew that i'd be captured. Of course I knew
that you'd kill me, and of course I knew that
you'd take your dear sweet time to do it. I
see that you're enjoying that wine, a gift. I know
(16:31):
I sent it, and I also know your ignorance wouldn't
allow you to be suspicious. So if you want the
antidote to the poison in that wine, only I can
provide it. Then we can settle this like men. Or
you can wait and see if I'm lying. I've got time,
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do you.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
And see?
Speaker 10 (16:57):
Man?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I got goose momps.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Yes, it is rather chilly in here, Senor Boba, fetch
my carnigan.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
No, no, I mean you're acting. That was powerful.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
That was, of course, from the nineteen seventy four thriller
A Tiscit a tasket, the fura in a casket?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Was there ever a row? You really wanted that you
didn't get.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Dear boy.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
In love and life, there are always the ones that
got away. For me, it was one of the leads
in the nineteen seventy six remake of King Kong.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Well?
Speaker 7 (17:31):
I had almost sealed the deal when looking at the set,
I said, if the natives are so intent on keeping
the giant ape at bay, why on earth did they
put a door in the wall just his size. That's
a great question, one of many. Why aren't there any
giant bananas? If he could break through the wall all
this time, why didn't he? And of course, why don't
(17:53):
we see any giant Kong poop?
Speaker 13 (17:58):
Now?
Speaker 7 (17:59):
Just imagine, if you're so the missed opportunity for some
much needed comic relief. There they are running for their
lives from a seventy five foot prehistoric gorilla. As he
gains on you, you round a huge boulder and plunge
headlong into a colossal Cleveland steamer. Hilarious, And then Kong
slips in it, and it's a whole scene. Kull the
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Benny Hill music, You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I don't know if nineteen seventy six audiences were ready
for them.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Were they ready for Blazing Saddle.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Good point. Why didn't they cast you?
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Well, they accused me of being a method actor, that
I asked too many questions, I was going to delay production,
none of which of course was true.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Was a paycheck, Well we never got that far.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
But it was never about the money, lad, I just
wanted to knock boots with Jessica Lane.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Well you know she's still around.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
True, but the difference is I've aged well and she
has not. I've no desire to spend an evening of
passion with a blonde catches me. At some point, you
just have to take the l As the youth say.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
So, what are you in town for today?
Speaker 7 (19:07):
Well, I'm meeting an executive from Warner Brothers at the.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Airport a new role.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
No, I'm pitching the sequel to King Kong, where Kong
survives the fall, is rehabilitated and is taught table tennis.
He's so good he's on the Olympic team and goes
to China, but they're caught giving him performance enhancing viagra
and Kong accidentally exposes himself, causing an international incident. It's
(19:32):
called King Kong goes to Hong Kong to play ping
pong and flashes his ding. Is someone at the door.
Oh my, it appears your next guest is here. I
am to a duel.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Well, thanks for stopping by. Come back anytime, of course,
Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest actor.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
I'm not an actor, damn you him a movie sto.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on already.
Have more chances for you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
News, weather and sports. Oh oh, I didn't know, I
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And you're listening to two boys who are destined to
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Speaker 10 (20:29):
Yo.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
When I say there will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative. I simply meant that they they
Oh what did I mean? Good morning?
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Speaker 14 (22:56):
Hello Hello mister Mae. Yeah Jerry from window? How are
you doing?
Speaker 13 (23:03):
Jerry? I'm not gonna lie to you. Got drunk off
my ass?
Speaker 14 (23:08):
I suppear if you'd be interested in Freeman's replacement windows.
Speaker 13 (23:11):
Where are you calling from?
Speaker 14 (23:13):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (23:17):
What companies us? Come out window? I'll tell you what
I need?
Speaker 12 (23:21):
You do?
Speaker 13 (23:23):
I need you get me some beer? H Sarah, I'm here.
Here's the deal. I mean head.
Speaker 11 (23:29):
Homecarceration Okay, And y'all don't care you're calling from.
Speaker 13 (23:32):
The Swindles or whatever you call from. I need some beer.
Speaker 14 (23:35):
I'm just trying to get you a free intemate and
some replacement windows.
Speaker 15 (23:40):
And when y'all coming over, well, sir said, well, uh,
I don't know if I can do that, but well,
one y'all you're telling me when you're coming over, Jerry,
he'd been I heard once put my windows in.
Speaker 13 (23:53):
Hey, you all kinds of money? Uh?
Speaker 11 (23:55):
I came out here, pay all that money, got those
windows in my house.
Speaker 13 (23:59):
There?
Speaker 11 (24:00):
Should my view be so much better? Damn pree still
sitting after him. Well, I can't see that that tree there.
Do y'all put them in next day? I paint them
up all pretty. I'm painted like a shiny, glossy white
on there. I can't get the damn things open now anymore.
Just won't open up me, Jared, Jerry, I'm very unhappy
with your company right now.
Speaker 13 (24:22):
Uh okay, well, I guess there.
Speaker 14 (24:24):
You're not at centry.
Speaker 11 (24:25):
Hold On, Jerry, got a call coming here. Hello, This
this is Darry hold On. Hello, this is what you want.
Speaker 13 (24:39):
But I'm just just try. Don't come out here fixing
my window there.
Speaker 14 (24:43):
Let me let me, let me get my supervisor.
Speaker 13 (24:45):
And I got a problem with you, Jerry.
Speaker 14 (24:50):
Let me get my supervisor and I'll see what he
can do for you. Okay, okay, hold On, this is mister.
Speaker 13 (24:58):
Uh, mister, I'm so I'm so sorry to bother you.
I tell I tell you, I'm a nervous rank. You
have an employee, Jerry, right, Jerry, he's uh, you know
you may you may know. I buy someone of those
from you.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
Guys are four months ago and because we got and
my wife is like, hey, now Tom, get a restraining
order out and I don't.
Speaker 13 (25:19):
I don't know what to do, and I really don't
know what to do. We're really we're concerned here.
Speaker 14 (25:23):
He well, that sounds a little unusual.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
I know, he says he's telling me he knows where
I live. I say, you know, he's he's making us
sol very. It's uncomfortable, mister may. This just doesn't sound
like Jerry. And I know what does I when I
find me I bought about the damn window, when those
things from him, and he's ah, and he was a
nice dust guy and.
Speaker 12 (25:42):
He's a good man.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
I can't understand like.
Speaker 13 (25:44):
You would do something. We're calling, we're we're calling the police.
He won't leave us alone calling to the police. Yeah,
I mean he's saying he's a he's somewhat tried to me.
Speaker 12 (25:54):
It's not funny.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
I mean, I've got three kids. I got two girls
and a boy, and my wife is freaking well. I mean,
I don't even want I don't eve want to go
to work tomorrow, and I afraid Jerry's gonna drive. Let's
calm down. I'm just, you know, I just want to.
Speaker 14 (26:08):
Make sure everything's taken care of.
Speaker 11 (26:09):
I apologize. I can't understand what Jerry I mean, I mean,
I mean, I mean, I mean, he's a loose cannon.
Speaker 13 (26:16):
He's just me. I think he's a walking top bomb.
Speaker 11 (26:18):
I wanted, I mean, let me say by me because
he's so quiet when normally this and this you see
it on the news all the time.
Speaker 13 (26:26):
He was a quiet you know.
Speaker 11 (26:28):
I mean, hey, well listen, I want you to know
that we're going to take care of you, and I'm
gonna have a talk with Jerry. And again I'm I'm
kind of concerned, so I appreciate you to look into
this and they I'll be looking into this. Okayah, thanks,
I'm sorry about your trouble.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
Sorry boy.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Here, ay y'all, that's some wordy word. What eight hundred
big show you told free line across America. We'll get
a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Monday, April seventh, I feature track for the Big Show Box.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Anxiety, Ugly prom.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Day, the words ugly to Day here the Big Show
dot Com. I got on their contest money can't get there,
We'll call you.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Let's wait.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
I went to everybody's head about the bed the word
of the word any word.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
We got Charles from Lumberton, North Carolina. Good morning, Charles,
Good morning, hey body, little bird Testament's your birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Thank you sir.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
That's amazing that you guys got it with me on
my birthday.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Some Body we're good, Well, I'll take him, Tayler.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Let's say who you got. Oh it's Terry from Nashville, Tennessee.
You could do worse, Terry.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I'm still good to see you, Tory. Good morning, Terry,
Good morning, hey boys.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
All right, that's Charles from lomon to North Carolina's his birthday, Terry.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
That's Terry from Nashville, Charles.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay, right, well, let's celebrate with a couple of rounds
of wordy word here. Okay, we got random words, right,
rain car round the wild card is what we got.
All right, we got it, Charles, me and you for
the first thirty seconds, you ready.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
And go before you go to sleep? You feel what
I'm getting sleepy? I feel what what's that word? What's
that word? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Maybe you drink too much and you get yes uh
huh oh have high blank duke power will turn on
your electric your what duke?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
What Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes, that's it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Uh, you gotta have a blank. A man without a
blank much of a man. I'm sorry, I've said that
all my life a woman.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna do this right here.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Two on the board. Oh I've stunk out enough. Well
I'll say what happens with Tayter and Terry? Try you ready,
I'm ready bigging up on that last one and go.
Speaker 10 (29:34):
If blank A doesn't work, you need to go to
blank b good. Okay, Uh, you what are you gonna do?
What is your blank for today?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Like?
Speaker 10 (29:44):
What are you gonna do? What is your Do you
have any weekend blanks?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Here you go?
Speaker 10 (29:50):
Hey, a buried blank? This is like a jewels and money,
it's buried.
Speaker 12 (29:56):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
This is when you you try not to talk to somebody,
you may blank. Then you know, if you see him
in the grocery store you walk the other way? What
have you done? You blanked?
Speaker 13 (30:04):
That? No work?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
That's true, there's a buzzer. It was not ignore, but
y'all put a.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Two on the board to tie it up. It's still
anybody's game headed in around two? All right, Charles, you ready, buddy,
we are picking up on that last one and go,
do you know it?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Avoid? Yes, all right?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Blank George was a monkey a little kid's book, and
I'm wondering about that.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I'm very what. I have a blank mind. I want
to learn.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
I am what blank?
Speaker 12 (30:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Uh huh, well that was blank? That was that was
very blank. Randy a word to say, a thank you?
You were very what you blank?
Speaker 8 (30:50):
You?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
You?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
You blanked me?
Speaker 13 (30:53):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
God it.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Woman, And I must say another. You can ount some
dunes here now by ty and Terry three will win,
God too will force over time, Darry Nashville already.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
I gotta pay my bill. You gave me one hundred dollars.
That was very blank of you. That came in need.
You're very no what have you done? You blanked me out?
You you you I was in a bind and you
were very help. Yes, So what is the action of
being help? That was very blank of you? Well, it's
(31:38):
not an action because there's no I n g uh
the up huh uh you are I'm my stomach, I'm.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I don't know Johnson.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Right.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
The word, by the way, Charles will four to two empty.
So uh so, yeah, that was not blank at all. Jews,
have you got it yet, Terry, We're not leaving until
(32:18):
one of you getting this word. I would say, kind no, no, no,
you're very blank. Come on yeah, yeah, yeah, you got
the first word.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
There's two syllable word and the first syllable is help so.
Speaker 11 (32:39):
Helpful helpful.
Speaker 16 (32:42):
Yeah, oh right, good now we can and again the
woman is my straight answer.
Speaker 13 (32:54):
I want to say that.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
You're going there. You can't dry again. Charles on your birthday,
you got your prize pick. Wait to go boy, Thanks man,
thank you. I give a shout out, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 11 (33:10):
I want to give a shout out to my wife, Stephanie,
my three kids, Trey, Abigail and Luke, and all my
friends who listen to the Big Show.
Speaker 16 (33:18):
You guys do a great job.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Awesome boy.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Appreciate your boys.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I hang on.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Good morning. Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Is BI Request time Kindergram with John Boy, Bobby l.
Mulla's long time listener from Charlotte, North Carolina. Bobby says,
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Do you find that take?
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Think I did?
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All right? Bobby?
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We got you covered. Coming up next good morning makes show,
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Hot all I want to fight aut now John Mordan.
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Billy here, Well, real good hot, what's been happening with
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Man?
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Wow?
Speaker 13 (34:41):
Man?
Speaker 12 (34:41):
Have herd just spent three weeks living up on that
millboard out here beside the house?
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Were you up there keeping track of the hornets trying
to see how long it takes them and win to
in a row? Two?
Speaker 10 (34:52):
Now?
Speaker 12 (34:52):
Always up there keeping track of them? Store that says
it just moved in next door?
Speaker 4 (34:57):
How long day?
Speaker 12 (34:58):
Wait till they finally put up some curt wall.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Now that's something while the well what did uh? What
did you do over the holidays?
Speaker 9 (35:08):
Man?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
I ain't talk to you in a while?
Speaker 12 (35:10):
No too much. Now I drove Debrett and his daddy,
you know, race up to West Jefferson to see Debert's me.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Ma, Well that's nice.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
How is me?
Speaker 13 (35:20):
Mo?
Speaker 12 (35:20):
Well, she's about half blind, you know, uh huh. In fact,
that reminds me of something happens while we were up there. Good,
where's up there?
Speaker 10 (35:27):
Men?
Speaker 12 (35:27):
Debart was riding running in the truck. I had my
police scanning on.
Speaker 13 (35:31):
Uh huh.
Speaker 12 (35:31):
And the dispatcher come on, said there was some little
circus in town and one of their elephants, okay, their
only elephant, had busted out of his cage and run off.
And they said the last place he was seen was
crossing over this place they call two mile Creek.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Uh huh.
Speaker 12 (35:47):
So I looked over Debor and I said, two mile Creek. All,
ain't that right behind Memo's house? Never says, yeah it is.
So I went went back to the house, see if
Memo might have seen this here, a runaway elephant.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (35:59):
So we walked in the door. We said me and all,
have you seen this here elephant around anywhere? She said,
seen of what?
Speaker 9 (36:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 12 (36:06):
It turns out Mema ain't never been to the circus.
As a matter of fact, she ain't even never even
seen a picture of alephant had no idea, uh huh.
So we said, well, have you seen any unusual animals
or running around the house? And she said, well, now
that you mentioned it about a half hour ago, I've
seen the biggest frightest mule I've ever seen. In my mind,
(36:28):
he had the biggest, longest, frightest tail I ever seen. Well,
he figured was onto something, so he said, well, well,
where was it and what was it doing?
Speaker 10 (36:40):
Me?
Speaker 12 (36:40):
Mom says, there's the strangest thing and I ever seen
in my life this career was walking around backwards up
there in the cabbage fright and he was pulling up
cabbages with his tail. I said, well, well, what was
he doing with the cabbages he pulled up and me
Mom says, honey, you wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
I guess me.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Mo was a little mixed up.
Speaker 12 (37:09):
Living with Devid. I can see for sure. Definitely runs
in the family. Got right here. That much new volume
from the West Jefferson Book of the Month Club just
got here. He wants me to come in there and
have him hunt for a wall. Though I could be
talking about he's luck. You mean, you know he will
(37:31):
sit upright right.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
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from the bed Box Ugly date. Keywords for this ox height,
(38:20):
it's time too, oxit.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Yoall what's up?
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Welcome to ex Ike, the place to go for all
the four to one one you need for all your
uh uh uh uh? What you call Meldon Macosio relationshrimps
dig this, dear Ike. This girl that I have known
for a long time has asked me to her senior prom.
So me, being the nice guy that I am, said yes,
(38:47):
I never went to my prom when I was in school,
so I don't know how to make this a special
night for her. So I'm writing you to get your advice.
Can you help me out, please? Sincerely, con Fuzzled Green Briar, Tennessee.
Dear Fuzzy, I can tell by the way that you
(39:10):
write that you is very white. But that's all right.
Don't get up tight or fuss off, fight or loose
sleep at night. I gonna help you with your prom.
The whole night will be the bomb. You'll even please
her mom. So a hell with it. I can't keep better. Yes,
(39:32):
I can help you. Let me preach on them. No
that that that that now kin fuzzle this would been
much easier for I if and you was asking how
to stalkerrate your new brill young prom date like you
was a sleek, deadly uh what you called king Kole
Brazil invading the nest full of them tasted juicy little
(39:53):
mongol looses. I got fags of advice, all that kind
of stuff. But if you think about it, those cats
don't advice. They already got their game playing on the
big board. It's dudes like you that need to low down.
And I must confess to it. Your letter has touched
Ike's heart. I want you to know that you is
(40:13):
up for mac Daddy other year for agreeing to take
your ugly friend to the problem.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
And I know you didn't say she was ugly, but since.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Everybody everybody knows that the good looking girls all get
asked out early, the real skag Bernard's got to go
ask their gay friends and cousins take a law. And
since you didn't say nothing about the two of you
being relationated, sounds like you might be more confuzzled about
just the prom not to mention the fact you go
(40:47):
around using words like confuzzled. But I'll give you the
beneficial let a doubt now, let's get at it. If
you wants to make this a special night, don't do
what the rest of her pale born classmen to doing.
Renting a tux is played.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Brother.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Cruise over to the cool side of town and find
out where the pimps dress for success. Deck your own
self out in some bright red or lime green waistcoat
and slacks with that matching tie shoes in Derby like
they wear the Golden crown on Sunday. Let her know
what color so she won't clash. Let them other rednecks
(41:26):
have the fashion disaster. And when it comes to getting
your ride on, remember limos is for layme ods. Nothing
more pitiful than a bunch of crackers in the dumb
and dumber past the tuxedo pulling all that money so
thirty of them can squeeze into a four passenger limo.
They pull up, open the door and they just keep
(41:48):
climbing out. Man one after another, looks like a damn
clown within. Just pimp your own ride with some neon
running lights of one of them big bass wolfers in
a trunk and pull up to the door o the
beat just shaking the shingles man, and when you tie
it on the feedback that said one time to pass
on the viaenius. Show a little class and take that
(42:11):
sweet lady of yours straight to a finer dining establishment
and use your head man. The drive through is for losers.
Go inside.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
And pay for price.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
If she catches you using coupons, you could forget that
good knight grabbing giggle. Follow these simple rules and you
do yourself proud.
Speaker 13 (42:36):
Well.
Speaker 5 (42:37):
I hope this does the trick. Don't worry yourself sick.
Just remember to act slick, be cool to your chick,
and don't act like a prude. Oh yeah, dip dodge
duck diving dogs five D and don't go acting on
(42:57):
rude or I'm telling you, dude, she'll never get nude.
You'll have to go home and get stewed. Or the
worst might come to pass. She'll take you out in
the grass and in front of the whole class, she
might break her foot off in your ass. You knew
that one. You knew I was coming.
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