October 14, 2024 • 40 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll attempt to break down the communications barriers between men and women.. - Grace Slick sells out to Flintstones Vitamins.. - Mr. Rhubarb throws down some one-liners and has a stormy story about a hitchhiker.. - We’ll give the Big Show Exclusive tune, “Saddam’s Love Shack” a spin.. - Gary Busey jots an update into his diary.. - and Carl Childers relates the story of “It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown”…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning. Ben's you on the radio Monday October? Youre fourteenth?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Hell orders on time?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Blues here man, look fun, here made the blonde.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Let's made Our contestant, Kenneth is out a rowing o Virginia.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Good morning, Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Good morning, Good morning, John Boy, Hey Boddy, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
You're good?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
You're good?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
All right?
Speaker 7 (01:00):
Ken?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Know what we're gonna do? I asked Tator some questions.
We can't tell if this is These questions are in
her wheelhouse or not. We stumbled upon one every once.
Speaker 8 (01:09):
In a while.
Speaker 9 (01:10):
She heyt.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Uh, you know de agree? Disagree at two bells before
two buzzers and with all ride take hit me man
hit me in the nursery, rhyme, not my wheelhouse? Dot
what you got?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Where was the first place mother Hubbard went when she
found out she didn't have any bone?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
I hope she went to the hospital, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I believe that mother Hubbard went to the banker.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Went to the banker to get some money to buy
her poor dog a bone. I guess you're saying, uh, well, Kenneth,
agree or disagree with the banker.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah no, no bankers in mother.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, okay, so disagree agree, yeah, with that. That was
I was thy to do your clothesess she went to
the baker.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'm wondering if Taylor tried to look over my shoulder
to read the correct answer and thought he was baker.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Maybe you don't have that.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Don't put it up already.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
You could just move your out of the way.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh you must have.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, I don't know, this is what I was going.
All right, come all, good work, hend of there's a bell.
I'll get back to mother Hubbard some interesting verses. It
goes dark real quick, dog dies and then comes back
to life.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I don't know, my goodness, like.
Speaker 10 (02:38):
You know, Bills.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
All right, there we go.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Let's not get another bell and kill of that prize pack.
According to folklore, once when Paul Bunyan was napping, he
was awakened by a soft, wet nose and a large,
rough tongue licking his cheeks.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Who was it, Ryan Seacrest? That was Lyon Yon Seacrest.
He's getting around, he's a cheat.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Yeah, it was Babe.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The Blue Oks.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Ah, Babe, the Blue Walks. We know Paul did have
a Blue Walks named Babe. Maybe that's the way they met.
What do you think, Kenneth do you agree.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Or dish one of my favorite, one of my favorites
when I was a kid.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I agree, and that.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Was the Dennis got a great memory too.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Kenneth is well read.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Hey, if you knew, if you only knew how great
it really was.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I was, Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Well it worked out for you, big on Lord Tigers,
motorcycle lawyers, that ride prize packed, some cool swag, a
gas card and your name and a half of that
big show bike be given away.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
All right, all right, all right, I like it? Can
I shot out out?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah? Go ahead, shout out at.
Speaker 8 (04:03):
All the guys working on the with the interchange at
their building.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh the boy, we don't be careful about this. Yeah, God,
I ain't gonna get motorcycle lawyers at ride prize pack.
That's what you said, very ati.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Pluctuation is very important, you dad it.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Why let's jump out, cut you up on your news,
continue fun on Monday.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Good morning and bake shows on the radio. All right, borson,
brought you by Siri and your iPhone.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Hey Siri, good morning date.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
What's the latest technology news?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Have you heard about the new iPhone?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (05:18):
Here it's pretty good. Should I upgrade?
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Definitely it's the best iPhone ever. It's faster, new camera,
more storage for your photos and music. And you should
definitely check out Apple's new AirPods. They sound great and
they are totally wireless.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Totally wireless.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Huh?
Speaker 10 (05:35):
Well, what if I lose one when I'm like working
out at the gym or something?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Date? Please, I've never seen you work out hard enough
to jiggle headphones out of your ears?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Point taking?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Did I mention the new P two coding that protects
your new iPhone from P and two?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wait? What?
Speaker 10 (05:52):
And why would I need that?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
People take their iPhones everywhere? And I do mean everywhere.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
Oh so you're saying, date.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Come on, For most people, accidentally dropping your phone in
the crapper is just a matter of time.
Speaker 10 (06:07):
Well, I'd certainly never do anything like that, really, Dave?
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Uh so you know about that?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Hunh geez? You think? But how could you date? I'm
smart enough to give you turn by turn directions to
Disney World. Don't you think I'm smart enough to know
when somebody's dunked me in a toilet?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's gross.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
You don't have to tell me. I am the one
who was down there.
Speaker 10 (06:30):
So anyway, the new camera is pretty good huh.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I knew you'd try to change the subject.
Speaker 10 (06:35):
It's just that sometimes you know me a little too well.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
The new iPhone, it's wicked awesome. Oh and day, yeah,
you should probably try to get some more fiber in
your diet.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Good morning, it's a fake Shaw on the radio running
through your Monday morning. I got down to play with
you right now. We got the worthy word thirty minutes.
Right now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 9 (07:30):
Well, well, well, did you know that over ninety percent
of Americans have pets. I'm particularly fond of dogs, and
with rare exception, pets are treasured members of the family.
And as with all families, sometimes, no matter how much
you love them, they need a not jerked in their tail.
(07:53):
You need to throw some grits and kibbles and bits
against the wall and lay down the lawn. So listen up.
This bit's for you, dear dogs. The dishes with the
paw prints are yours. They contain your food. The other
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dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, putting
a pawprint in the middle of my mashed potatoes does
not stake your claim to my dinner. The stairway was
not designed by NASCAR. Beating me to the bottom accomplishes
absolutely nothing, and tripping me doesn't help either. Remember, I
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fall faster than you can run. I can't buy anything
bigger than a king sized bed. I'm sorry you have
the ability to curl into a ball when you sleep.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
I can't.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
Laying your tail out straight on one end and sticking
out your tongue on the other I interpret as sarcasm.
For the last time. There is no secret exit from
the bathroom. I promise if by some miracle I beat
(09:27):
you there and managed to shut the door, it's not
necessary to claw wine, try to turn the knob or
burrow under the door. I'll be out in a minute.
For the love of God, stop staring at me. I
(09:54):
was talking to you, John boy.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
This wasn't the.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
Sometimes it's hard to tell if you're adoring me or
planning to kill me in my sleep. Oh and how
about blinking once in a while. You're creeping me out
When I go out to get something from the car
or go get the paper. You don't have to welcome
(10:21):
me with a chorus of anxious happy box you and
your damn short term memory. I've only been gone for
thirty seconds. Please get a clue for the safety of
my family, please stop loving every other human being on
(10:42):
the planet. See one of the benefits of owning a
dog is protection. Home Invaders, serial killers, and terrorists are
not my friends, and nor should they be yours.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Remember kill, kill, not kiss. Kiss.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
And speaking of kisses, I'm flatted by your attention. Your
unconditional love is the best part of my day. But
you don't need the lick my face. First of all,
eat a damn altois once in a while, Believe it
or not, all that butt licking makes your breathsteak.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
He has a shot.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
Not to mention the fact that those button germs on
your tongue are.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Now on my face.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
I'm also not crazy about you loving me up right
after you've eaten a rotten squirrel, a mouse, or some
other animal's duty. It's a whole wild scene, man, and
I want nothing to do with it. See that's one
of the reasons I wanted you to learn how.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
To shake hands.
Speaker 9 (12:01):
Damn it, I sure wish I knew how to say
that in dog language.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Good morning, the big shows on a radio and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
This is buzz nutlet with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major disaster. I've
never seen such carnage, and may I remind you that
I was at the Great Donna Pass Barbecue eating the
buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 11 (12:34):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered caucasses of
other morning shows.
Speaker 11 (12:40):
Live in the battlefield.
Speaker 9 (12:42):
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. Now, can
I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio
for you Monday, October to fourteenth. I want to congratulate
our first finalists for that Big Show.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Custom Motorcycle were.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Talking about we're gonna draw low Tiger's actually drawing five
finalists before we have the final drawing.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Let's see who wins it.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
So first finalists, Dwayne Raymers from Warner.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Robins, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Congratulations, Dwayne, you are one of the five will be
in that hat for the final drawing. Y'all you got
into November the first to get your name in a
hat and we will draw for announce nows. I'm always
drama because we always do the drama. Again, to my head,
Lord Tigers is doing the drawing. Then they will let
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us know tomorrow morning and we will announce our second finalists. Right,
all right, that's the deal. So you got November the first.
Why am I talking like that? No, he didn't even
come to the meeting and he got it right. Look
for the lake at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
First rounds of Wordy Word of the week getting ready
to be played right here for one hundred and twenty dollars.
Where the bull Snot cleaning products made in the USA.
Truck drivers keep America moving, the bull snot make sure
they look good doing it. Look for Bullsnout at truck
stops across America or download the Bullsnot app. Go to
the Big Show dot Com. Click on that bull Snot
(14:55):
Matter for more info. Hang on, went it right here.
We were talking earlier about seventy one the shaw of
Iran through a party lasted three days and costs about
one hundred million dollars money. We don't have any party
songs about the Shawl. However, we do about Saddam Hussein.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
We just gave away.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Part of his marble countertop in the bathroom the Special
Forces Keller took as a souvenir when there's chasing the
magrals and one of his party presidential palaces.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
You got a song about that hit it.
Speaker 11 (15:36):
You see you fitted sign by the.
Speaker 12 (15:38):
Sight of the grud that says fifteen miles.
Speaker 13 (15:41):
To the shack.
Speaker 14 (15:52):
Racky look.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I got me a hot topics that figures away and the.
Speaker 12 (16:08):
Head and none down to the love shack. I got
tonj coozy. It seats about twenty so.
Speaker 15 (16:15):
Hurry and bring that part new honey.
Speaker 13 (16:24):
Yes, shack baby.
Speaker 11 (16:31):
Love shack baby.
Speaker 13 (16:33):
Shot sign says stay away fools, Saddam rules at the
look of shop right smack in the middle of.
Speaker 14 (16:56):
My shack and your back.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
On the bron.
Speaker 14 (17:05):
Stickers and then the backyard.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Shack.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
He love shack bippy shack freaking, then a rubbing dad.
Speaker 12 (17:39):
He needs some loving fir and next to nothing because
it's hot as and of them the full shock chimmy,
the full shack chimmy. The full shock Jimmy is when
cluster bomb start dropping around, then the brown then the brown.
Speaker 11 (18:01):
Folks lining up outside just to get.
Speaker 12 (18:04):
Down, bringing in the shot fling.
Speaker 15 (18:12):
Yeah, hey girl, you got it going on with your
find saf I mean you are thie.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh so don it's so crazy?
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Ooday he getting my card beat?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
They keeping my car detailed.
Speaker 15 (18:24):
Listen to you.
Speaker 11 (18:26):
Hopped in my hoptop.
Speaker 12 (18:27):
It's and figures away and it's about to say, sun,
I gotta jack woozy.
Speaker 11 (18:35):
It's it's about twenty. So come on and bring that part.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
You bunny.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
That's what I'm talking about. Shot love, shot baby.
Speaker 10 (18:55):
Sh.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Shack the shack. Sure up, Hey girl, who do you
like better?
Speaker 15 (19:10):
Oo?
Speaker 16 (19:10):
Dag or?
Speaker 7 (19:11):
Who say I like the daddy?
Speaker 16 (19:12):
No?
Speaker 11 (19:13):
You need it so doom he cut.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Yeah, he holds you. You do me too?
Speaker 11 (19:21):
I fe right back.
Speaker 16 (19:23):
Bang bang on the door.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
Hey, did anybody else hear that bang dang on the door? No, no, no, listen,
devid is again, dang bang on the door? Now, norm
who you telling me you didn't hear it that time?
Speaker 9 (19:44):
Dang bang bang on the door.
Speaker 14 (19:47):
Bat.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Oh, look it's the US money.
Speaker 14 (19:51):
Bang bang bang on the door, Bang bang bang on
the door.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Bat bang bang at the door. Baby, don't play now,
side man, there's nobody.
Speaker 13 (20:11):
Saddam what you are soul mustard shot.
Speaker 11 (20:21):
Shore when that shore baby, that's where it's that then
you can no rub and that the Lord why you're
looking at that?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Saddam's love shot? Right, Well, that's my wordy word.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
One eight hundred Big Show you told free line, Get
a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Run
it through you Monday.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Box. Carl Childers,
It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, serge for key words.
Great Pumpkin hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot Com, brought to by Lord Tigers.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Motorcycle Lawyers a fry. They don't be afraid. They're on
your side. You didn't have time to play, right.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Regen when it comes to Make Show Motorcycle at Big
Show Bike dot Com at the.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Big Show dot Com and they got on their contest
money you can't.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Get to We'll call you about finished. Somebody you want
to play will make us happen too, Like right.
Speaker 16 (21:58):
Now, I had to have everybody head I bout that
bad okay, my wordy word and a wordy word, A
wife and a hobby from Wise, Virginia playing against each other.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
We love these inner family squabbles. To say hey to
the baby doll.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Meghan, good morning, Meghan, good morning morning, and your hubby
Keith on the other line of morning, Keith. Hey, good
morning there, Hey man, it is awesome. Welcome y'all. Just
stickle to death to have you playing with us. So, uh, Keith,
I'll put you on Taylor's side. I'll take Meghan and
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let's see what we can do is break up a
happy household. Listen to it, right, So, Keith, you relax
and me and Meghan we'll go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
All right, Meghan, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Okay, Well start the clock.
Speaker 15 (22:53):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
There are four of these. We're in the fall blank
now the fall?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
What there are four of them every year, fall, spring, summer, winter,
What are they?
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
All right, you have a baby. You and your husband
choose to do this. When you choose to have a baby,
it's like the fancy word for having it. Uh so yeah,
go close close it's it's like, uh, it's like lettuce
and stuff in the market is like the blank section.
(23:31):
There's a terrible hold on man, he is and what
did she say it? She reproduce good because your hobby
would have probably got that.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
All right, Well, the one on the board the one.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Let's see what Keith and Taylor can do with their
round one. Get a hard word, Keith, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I'm ready. Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
That pressure ready?
Speaker 16 (23:58):
Go?
Speaker 10 (23:58):
If it ain't broke, don't to what picked it?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
The opposite of the beginning, it's the end. I will.
A doctor signs an oath, I will do know what.
No you know, to hurt somebody or to do malice.
It's like I will do no.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Hey, A comedian tells these joke.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
This is food that you will eat the next day.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
They are called what left over? Great, we're pro creating
reproducing over here. Please spike the ball. I just want
to see what he does as some five on the board.
Speaker 11 (24:42):
All right.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
I knew it as soon as I saw fix.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
I was like, Oh, he's gonna he's gonna blow a cast.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Megan.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Well, let's see what we can do, all right, real hard, Yeah,
let's try. Okay, we're gonna start drying now. I got
her getting ready, get ready? All right, okay, start the
clock now. I love your soul is inside a human?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
What this is my full black?
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Uh huh oh camels or Winston lights or types of marmaret. Yes,
uh huh.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Okay, this was like a movie. And you take one
of these the school, So you stake one. There's a
school to write in it. You do your papers in it,
and you tear a piece of paper.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Out and write in it. No another one.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
No, keep going.
Speaker 14 (25:41):
Right?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Oh gone, And Megan, I stunk it up. And your husband.
That was kind of the heart of a notebook, was
the word. No smiral notebook A spiral shut up. Oh well,
Keith's good work on you.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
And Buddy, you get one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bull snock cleaning products.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Why don't you make your wife use him? That'd be good.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
John Bully, he has to use it.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
That's right. Hey, we appreciate y'all. Listen to it. Let
a shout out. Oh okay, go ahead, Keith, all right,
I want to.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Get a shout out to God, thank him for everything
that we have. I want to thank my wonderful mother,
my beautiful wife, all four of my children, Trey, Trent,
Ethan Arabella hashtag red for Ethan GC Cherry rather and
everybody else down the national that's suffering right now, and
all the people in Florida. Everybody needs to pull together.
And let's all help everybody, and let's just work together
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to see to it that we can get done what
we can't for the fine folks of America.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Well, halle Lou you Keith, appreciate that, buddy you right
on him, man, I love you all, Hey, thank you
one tail all right, damn we all on.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Got a bike shon the radio bid request time, Gary
Hill out of Stanley, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Gary says, can y'all play Gary Busey for me today?
Sure cane, Gary, get it for you next. Good morning, and.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It's a big showing the radio bid request time, Gary
Hill out of Stanley, North Carolina's get you an entry
to the Diary of Gary Busey. It's time for the
Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Dear Diary, this is Gary Beaucy well Diary.
Speaker 8 (28:04):
I've been cogitating for a while now about merchandising the
Beaucy Superstar name. I've tried Bubbling Beaucy Cola Bucy burgers
e who had my name on a Nissan dealership, but
it was time to look into stepping up my game.
I tried my own brand of coffee with stained choppers,
Dark Roast, Fireworks, with kablue stead bottle rockets, Personal hygiene
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with Uncle Gary's Blonde eye antal bleaching kit. They all
went bust. But this time I think I got my
finger on the pulse of America's appetite introducing Scary Gary's
baboon Shine. Pop the cork and take a pull. Guzz
will till that belly's full. Saw your pants and swing
from a vine. You're liquored up on baboon Shine.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Oo.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
It's chimply delicious. Crazy Frankie and I traveled back to
my hometown at Tulsa for the American Moonshine Brewers and
Marketers Convention at a choice location right by the crappers.
That way we catch them coming and going. I thought
we really had something special for the moonshine market. Seems
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like everybody was doing these fruity drinks his strawberry and
mango and a watermelon. But the crowd I run with
doesn't buy their easy tuck panties at Target and drink
bud Light. Baboonshine is made with one hundred percent fermented
monkey spam. It's got a real funky kick to it. Now,
(29:35):
I was gonna call it monkey Shines but I wanted
to stick with the whole oon thing. Plus, if you
drink enough of it, your hind end gets red and
swoll up like a baboon. The smell is wild, the
taste uncanny. Just wait till you see when it does
to your fanny. Baboo shine, Baboo shine shaw. I thought
(30:00):
I was thinking outside of the box here, But a
lot of other dudes had the same idea regarding the
whole oon thing. A bunch of retired hockey players were
hawking goon shine. There was one with gold flakes, called
it tycoon Shine. There was one brood right in the
middle of fresh water lakes called pontoon Shine. They had
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a bottle of rot gut made with government rejected corn
and Joe Biden on the label, called buffoon Shine. There
was one made by a bunch of hairdressers called Vidal
sassoon Shine. They were shine served in an adorable stuffed
trash pandy called a raccoon Shine. There was a creepy,
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murky looking mess called Creature from the Black lagoon Shine.
One made a whale blubber called harpoon Shine. They had
a Chinese white lightning called crab rangoon Shine. Well, once
you drank it, you gre thirsty. Ford again an hour
later and they had one booth hosted by two girls
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in string bikinis. It was sponsored by Massingill called Poonshine.
I believe if I saw the girls had cold sores.
I never had to try it. There was booze to
make you sad and booze to make you chirpy, but
don't drink the booze that give you the harpie. Yeah,
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we made some sales, Diary, folks are intrigued by our
Novelty offered, we'd probably done better if we had no overdent.
It as the sampling, trying a good bit of everything.
I was pretty fond of that coconut and macaroon Shine,
Crazy Frankie, like the hint of banana and sweat in
the Gorilla monsoon Shine. But we met our doom when
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we got into the spittoon Shine. Couldn't stop drinking it
because it was all in one strand golp, gope, golp
something screw it never had moonshine.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
That was chewing.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
Well, Diary, I gotta ski daddle. Joey bayhar has taking
me to see her herpes doctor until next time X's
and Oo's Gary.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Good Morning make Show. It's on the radio. You want
to call Childer's track for your John On Billy album
in the bed Box. Keyword for this is great Pumpkin.
Speaker 14 (32:57):
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (33:00):
And now it's story time with your host, carl Childers.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
That Charlie Brown, he's a pretty good actor. I reckon
he done a good deal of TV and movies and whatnot.
I've seen most of them.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Seem to me.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
One of my favorites is it's a great big old punkin,
Charlie Brown. It is about that little boy that toats
that towel around. Ever works with him, He got him
a real compel. Shit about that great big old punkin.
I can tell you about it if and you want
me to, all right, then well sir, it's fall time.
(33:43):
Some folks calls it all them. I calls it fall time.
That little towel boy he's studying on writing a letter
to that great big old punkin, hoping to get on
his good side. Afore holler Wayne, along comes that sister
of his name of Lucy. She a little loud. She'd
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the one that got that shed where she runs that
little nervous hospital for five cents when she ain't a
tricking old Charlie Brown into trying to kick that football again.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Back to business.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
Lucy and her friends are kind of cruel to that
little towel boy. That makes part of him a good bit.
Even Charlie Brown and that dog and his horse laugh
in a goodnes they had not done that to him.
He's just a boy. Then Charlie Brown little sister come along.
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She had a purty little thing, no bigger than a squirrel.
She kind of sweet on that little towel boy. He
tells her all about that great big old Punkin and
how on hollerwayen he'd come along with toting gifts and
whatnot for all the young'uns. Kind of like Sandy Clause
eye reckon, but with a big orange head taw boy.
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Charlie Brown little sister may head off to that punkin
patch to wait for that great, big old Punkin, and
the rest of them start getting their costume ready to go.
That mouthy girl, that red haired girl, that dirty boy,
that little black boy, that little girl I thinks she's
(35:28):
a boy. Even that funny boy that plays a piano.
Not funny funny quirl, I reckon, she ain't figured that
part of it out. Yet they dressed up like all
sorts of spooks and haints and scary critters. Charlie Brown's
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costume is kindly pity for him, I reckon he's supposed
to be some sort of ghost, but he had trouble
with a scissor. Seems like to me looked more like
a piece of that cheese with all the holes in it. Well, sir,
they made the rounds of tricking and a treating hair,
and there they got chocolate bars and popcorn balls. But
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they got some good stuff too, potted meat and biscuits
and mustard. In one place gave him French fried taters.
They went back here a couple of times, and then
some folks gave him produce. They made that real good,
Except for old Charlie Brown. They just gave him a
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bunch of rocks and stones and gravel and whatnot. He
figured it lasts longer than the candy, but it's a
little harder on the teeth. Right about hair, the story
kind of took a funny turn. They went on about
this dog putting on a helmet, started flying his doghouse around,
(36:55):
shooting at some feller named Red. I didn't understand that
part of it. I understood a good bit of it,
but not in that part. The picture got all blotchy.
Then that dog house got shot up by that red feller.
I reckon that little dog crashed in France. Summers had
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to walk all the way back home. And then all
of a sudden, we're back at the Halloween party. That
old mouth and girl's bobbing for apples. She come up
with an apple, all right, and that flying dog was
holding on the other side. I can't quite figure out
how that dog got from France with that apple. Well,
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the hallowing's almost over, and that tower boy, Charlie Brown's
little sister was stealing that punkin patch. She done missed
all the tricking and treating and potted meat, and she
just sees red. She cussed out that little towel boy
for wasting her night. She gets ready to walk out
on him, and they hear the spooky noise. He gets
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a great punkin, but it's just that during flying Dog
having fun with him, he sure gets around. Well, sir,
that's the last straw for the little girl, and she
leaves him there. Later on, tall Boy's mouthy sister comes
out finds him sleeping in the punkin pats just a freezing.
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She goes to told him home, and all of a
sudden that great big old Punkin shows up. But he
ain't kind of like they thought he was. He's right cruel.
He grabs that mouthy girl swallows her in one big gulp.
Twer boy starts crying and yelling, what you eat my
sister ferm, what you eat my sister firm. He getting
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ready to move in on a little twer boy there
and swallow him up too, But old Charlie Brown shows up,
cracks that great big old Punkin with that sick of
rocks he got, killed him, and they cut him open
and save that mouthy girl. Had a nice big Jackie
lander in to boot. Turned out to be real happy
Halloween for everybody moral than the story is, don't get
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upset if some folks give you rocks. You might need
him someday to kill a great big old punkin the end.
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Good morning. Ben's you on the radio Monday October? Youre fourteenth?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Hell orders on time?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Blues here man, look fun, here made the blonde.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Let's made Our contestant, Kenneth is out a rowing o Virginia.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Good morning, Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Good morning, Good morning, John Boy, Hey Boddy, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
You're good?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
You're good?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
All right?
Speaker 7 (01:00):
Ken?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Know what we're gonna do? I asked Tator some questions.
We can't tell if this is These questions are in
her wheelhouse or not. We stumbled upon one every once.
Speaker 8 (01:09):
In a while.
Speaker 9 (01:10):
She heyt.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Uh, you know de agree? Disagree at two bells before
two buzzers and with all ride take hit me man
hit me in the nursery, rhyme, not my wheelhouse? Dot
what you got?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Where was the first place mother Hubbard went when she
found out she didn't have any bone?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
I hope she went to the hospital, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I believe that mother Hubbard went to the banker.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Went to the banker to get some money to buy
her poor dog a bone. I guess you're saying, uh, well, Kenneth,
agree or disagree with the banker.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah no, no bankers in mother.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, okay, so disagree agree, yeah, with that. That was
I was thy to do your clothesess she went to
the baker.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'm wondering if Taylor tried to look over my shoulder
to read the correct answer and thought he was baker.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Maybe you don't have that.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Don't put it up already.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
You could just move your out of the way.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh you must have.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, I don't know, this is what I was going.
All right, come all, good work, hend of there's a bell.
I'll get back to mother Hubbard some interesting verses. It
goes dark real quick, dog dies and then comes back
to life.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I don't know, my goodness, like.
Speaker 10 (02:38):
You know, Bills.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
All right, there we go.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Let's not get another bell and kill of that prize pack.
According to folklore, once when Paul Bunyan was napping, he
was awakened by a soft, wet nose and a large,
rough tongue licking his cheeks.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Who was it, Ryan Seacrest? That was Lyon Yon Seacrest.
He's getting around, he's a cheat.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Yeah, it was Babe.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The Blue Oks.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Ah, Babe, the Blue Walks. We know Paul did have
a Blue Walks named Babe. Maybe that's the way they met.
What do you think, Kenneth do you agree.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Or dish one of my favorite, one of my favorites
when I was a kid.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I agree, and that.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Was the Dennis got a great memory too.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Kenneth is well read.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Hey, if you knew, if you only knew how great
it really was.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I was, Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Well it worked out for you, big on Lord Tigers,
motorcycle lawyers, that ride prize packed, some cool swag, a
gas card and your name and a half of that
big show bike be given away.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
All right, all right, all right, I like it? Can
I shot out out?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah? Go ahead, shout out at.
Speaker 8 (04:03):
All the guys working on the with the interchange at
their building.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh the boy, we don't be careful about this. Yeah, God,
I ain't gonna get motorcycle lawyers at ride prize pack.
That's what you said, very ati.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Pluctuation is very important, you dad it.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Why let's jump out, cut you up on your news,
continue fun on Monday.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Good morning and bake shows on the radio. All right, borson,
brought you by Siri and your iPhone.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Hey Siri, good morning date.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
What's the latest technology news?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Have you heard about the new iPhone?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (05:18):
Here it's pretty good. Should I upgrade?
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Definitely it's the best iPhone ever. It's faster, new camera,
more storage for your photos and music. And you should
definitely check out Apple's new AirPods. They sound great and
they are totally wireless.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Totally wireless.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Huh?
Speaker 10 (05:35):
Well, what if I lose one when I'm like working
out at the gym or something?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Date? Please, I've never seen you work out hard enough
to jiggle headphones out of your ears?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Point taking?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Did I mention the new P two coding that protects
your new iPhone from P and two?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wait? What?
Speaker 10 (05:52):
And why would I need that?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
People take their iPhones everywhere? And I do mean everywhere.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
Oh so you're saying, date.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Come on, For most people, accidentally dropping your phone in
the crapper is just a matter of time.
Speaker 10 (06:07):
Well, I'd certainly never do anything like that, really, Dave?
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Uh so you know about that?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Hunh geez? You think? But how could you date? I'm
smart enough to give you turn by turn directions to
Disney World. Don't you think I'm smart enough to know
when somebody's dunked me in a toilet?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's gross.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
You don't have to tell me. I am the one
who was down there.
Speaker 10 (06:30):
So anyway, the new camera is pretty good huh.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I knew you'd try to change the subject.
Speaker 10 (06:35):
It's just that sometimes you know me a little too well.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
The new iPhone, it's wicked awesome. Oh and day, yeah,
you should probably try to get some more fiber in
your diet.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Good morning, it's a fake Shaw on the radio running
through your Monday morning. I got down to play with
you right now. We got the worthy word thirty minutes.
Right now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 9 (07:30):
Well, well, well, did you know that over ninety percent
of Americans have pets. I'm particularly fond of dogs, and
with rare exception, pets are treasured members of the family.
And as with all families, sometimes, no matter how much
you love them, they need a not jerked in their tail.
(07:53):
You need to throw some grits and kibbles and bits
against the wall and lay down the lawn. So listen up.
This bit's for you, dear dogs. The dishes with the
paw prints are yours. They contain your food. The other
(08:14):
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, putting
a pawprint in the middle of my mashed potatoes does
not stake your claim to my dinner. The stairway was
not designed by NASCAR. Beating me to the bottom accomplishes
absolutely nothing, and tripping me doesn't help either. Remember, I
(08:42):
fall faster than you can run. I can't buy anything
bigger than a king sized bed. I'm sorry you have
the ability to curl into a ball when you sleep.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
I can't.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
Laying your tail out straight on one end and sticking
out your tongue on the other I interpret as sarcasm.
For the last time. There is no secret exit from
the bathroom. I promise if by some miracle I beat
(09:27):
you there and managed to shut the door, it's not
necessary to claw wine, try to turn the knob or
burrow under the door. I'll be out in a minute.
For the love of God, stop staring at me. I
(09:54):
was talking to you, John boy.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
This wasn't the.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
Sometimes it's hard to tell if you're adoring me or
planning to kill me in my sleep. Oh and how
about blinking once in a while. You're creeping me out
When I go out to get something from the car
or go get the paper. You don't have to welcome
(10:21):
me with a chorus of anxious happy box you and
your damn short term memory. I've only been gone for
thirty seconds. Please get a clue for the safety of
my family, please stop loving every other human being on
(10:42):
the planet. See one of the benefits of owning a
dog is protection. Home Invaders, serial killers, and terrorists are
not my friends, and nor should they be yours.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Remember kill, kill, not kiss. Kiss.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
And speaking of kisses, I'm flatted by your attention. Your
unconditional love is the best part of my day. But
you don't need the lick my face. First of all,
eat a damn altois once in a while, Believe it
or not, all that butt licking makes your breathsteak.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
He has a shot.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
Not to mention the fact that those button germs on
your tongue are.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Now on my face.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
I'm also not crazy about you loving me up right
after you've eaten a rotten squirrel, a mouse, or some
other animal's duty. It's a whole wild scene, man, and
I want nothing to do with it. See that's one
of the reasons I wanted you to learn how.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
To shake hands.
Speaker 9 (12:01):
Damn it, I sure wish I knew how to say
that in dog language.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Good morning, the big shows on a radio and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
This is buzz nutlet with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major disaster. I've
never seen such carnage, and may I remind you that
I was at the Great Donna Pass Barbecue eating the
buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 11 (12:34):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered caucasses of
other morning shows.
Speaker 11 (12:40):
Live in the battlefield.
Speaker 9 (12:42):
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. Now, can
I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio
for you Monday, October to fourteenth. I want to congratulate
our first finalists for that Big Show.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Custom Motorcycle were.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Talking about we're gonna draw low Tiger's actually drawing five
finalists before we have the final drawing.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Let's see who wins it.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
So first finalists, Dwayne Raymers from Warner.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Robins, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Congratulations, Dwayne, you are one of the five will be
in that hat for the final drawing. Y'all you got
into November the first to get your name in a
hat and we will draw for announce nows. I'm always
drama because we always do the drama. Again, to my head,
Lord Tigers is doing the drawing. Then they will let
(14:13):
us know tomorrow morning and we will announce our second finalists. Right,
all right, that's the deal. So you got November the first.
Why am I talking like that? No, he didn't even
come to the meeting and he got it right. Look
for the lake at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
First rounds of Wordy Word of the week getting ready
to be played right here for one hundred and twenty dollars.
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Matter for more info. Hang on, went it right here.
We were talking earlier about seventy one the shaw of
Iran through a party lasted three days and costs about
one hundred million dollars money. We don't have any party
songs about the Shawl. However, we do about Saddam Hussein.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
We just gave away.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Part of his marble countertop in the bathroom the Special
Forces Keller took as a souvenir when there's chasing the
magrals and one of his party presidential palaces.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
You got a song about that hit it.
Speaker 11 (15:36):
You see you fitted sign by the.
Speaker 12 (15:38):
Sight of the grud that says fifteen miles.
Speaker 13 (15:41):
To the shack.
Speaker 14 (15:52):
Racky look.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I got me a hot topics that figures away and the.
Speaker 12 (16:08):
Head and none down to the love shack. I got
tonj coozy. It seats about twenty so.
Speaker 15 (16:15):
Hurry and bring that part new honey.
Speaker 13 (16:24):
Yes, shack baby.
Speaker 11 (16:31):
Love shack baby.
Speaker 13 (16:33):
Shot sign says stay away fools, Saddam rules at the
look of shop right smack in the middle of.
Speaker 14 (16:56):
My shack and your back.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
On the bron.
Speaker 14 (17:05):
Stickers and then the backyard.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Shack.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
He love shack bippy shack freaking, then a rubbing dad.
Speaker 12 (17:39):
He needs some loving fir and next to nothing because
it's hot as and of them the full shock chimmy,
the full shack chimmy. The full shock Jimmy is when
cluster bomb start dropping around, then the brown then the brown.
Speaker 11 (18:01):
Folks lining up outside just to get.
Speaker 12 (18:04):
Down, bringing in the shot fling.
Speaker 15 (18:12):
Yeah, hey girl, you got it going on with your
find saf I mean you are thie.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh so don it's so crazy?
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Ooday he getting my card beat?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
They keeping my car detailed.
Speaker 15 (18:24):
Listen to you.
Speaker 11 (18:26):
Hopped in my hoptop.
Speaker 12 (18:27):
It's and figures away and it's about to say, sun,
I gotta jack woozy.
Speaker 11 (18:35):
It's it's about twenty. So come on and bring that part.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
You bunny.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
That's what I'm talking about. Shot love, shot baby.
Speaker 10 (18:55):
Sh.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Shack the shack. Sure up, Hey girl, who do you
like better?
Speaker 15 (19:10):
Oo?
Speaker 16 (19:10):
Dag or?
Speaker 7 (19:11):
Who say I like the daddy?
Speaker 16 (19:12):
No?
Speaker 11 (19:13):
You need it so doom he cut.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Yeah, he holds you. You do me too?
Speaker 11 (19:21):
I fe right back.
Speaker 16 (19:23):
Bang bang on the door.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
Hey, did anybody else hear that bang dang on the door? No, no, no, listen,
devid is again, dang bang on the door? Now, norm
who you telling me you didn't hear it that time?
Speaker 9 (19:44):
Dang bang bang on the door.
Speaker 14 (19:47):
Bat.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Oh, look it's the US money.
Speaker 14 (19:51):
Bang bang bang on the door, Bang bang bang on
the door.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Bat bang bang at the door. Baby, don't play now,
side man, there's nobody.
Speaker 13 (20:11):
Saddam what you are soul mustard shot.
Speaker 11 (20:21):
Shore when that shore baby, that's where it's that then
you can no rub and that the Lord why you're
looking at that?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Saddam's love shot? Right, Well, that's my wordy word.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
One eight hundred Big Show you told free line, Get
a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Run
it through you Monday.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Box. Carl Childers,
It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, serge for key words.
Great Pumpkin hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot Com, brought to by Lord Tigers.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Motorcycle Lawyers a fry. They don't be afraid. They're on
your side. You didn't have time to play, right.
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Speaker 16 (21:58):
Now, I had to have everybody head I bout that
bad okay, my wordy word and a wordy word, A
wife and a hobby from Wise, Virginia playing against each other.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
We love these inner family squabbles. To say hey to
the baby doll.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Meghan, good morning, Meghan, good morning morning, and your hubby
Keith on the other line of morning, Keith. Hey, good
morning there, Hey man, it is awesome. Welcome y'all. Just
stickle to death to have you playing with us. So, uh, Keith,
I'll put you on Taylor's side. I'll take Meghan and
(22:36):
let's see what we can do is break up a
happy household. Listen to it, right, So, Keith, you relax
and me and Meghan we'll go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
All right, Meghan, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Okay, Well start the clock.
Speaker 15 (22:53):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
There are four of these. We're in the fall blank
now the fall?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
What there are four of them every year, fall, spring, summer, winter,
What are they?
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
All right, you have a baby. You and your husband
choose to do this. When you choose to have a baby,
it's like the fancy word for having it. Uh so yeah,
go close close it's it's like, uh, it's like lettuce
and stuff in the market is like the blank section.
(23:31):
There's a terrible hold on man, he is and what
did she say it? She reproduce good because your hobby
would have probably got that.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
All right, Well, the one on the board the one.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Let's see what Keith and Taylor can do with their
round one. Get a hard word, Keith, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I'm ready. Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
That pressure ready?
Speaker 16 (23:58):
Go?
Speaker 10 (23:58):
If it ain't broke, don't to what picked it?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
The opposite of the beginning, it's the end. I will.
A doctor signs an oath, I will do know what.
No you know, to hurt somebody or to do malice.
It's like I will do no.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Hey, A comedian tells these joke.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
This is food that you will eat the next day.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
They are called what left over? Great, we're pro creating
reproducing over here. Please spike the ball. I just want
to see what he does as some five on the board.
Speaker 11 (24:42):
All right.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
I knew it as soon as I saw fix.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
I was like, Oh, he's gonna he's gonna blow a cast.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Megan.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Well, let's see what we can do, all right, real hard, Yeah,
let's try. Okay, we're gonna start drying now. I got
her getting ready, get ready? All right, okay, start the
clock now. I love your soul is inside a human?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
What this is my full black?
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Uh huh oh camels or Winston lights or types of marmaret. Yes,
uh huh.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Okay, this was like a movie. And you take one
of these the school, So you stake one. There's a
school to write in it. You do your papers in it,
and you tear a piece of paper.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Out and write in it. No another one.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
No, keep going.
Speaker 14 (25:41):
Right?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Oh gone, And Megan, I stunk it up. And your husband.
That was kind of the heart of a notebook, was
the word. No smiral notebook A spiral shut up. Oh well,
Keith's good work on you.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
And Buddy, you get one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bull snock cleaning products.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Why don't you make your wife use him? That'd be good.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
John Bully, he has to use it.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
That's right. Hey, we appreciate y'all. Listen to it. Let
a shout out. Oh okay, go ahead, Keith, all right,
I want to.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Get a shout out to God, thank him for everything
that we have. I want to thank my wonderful mother,
my beautiful wife, all four of my children, Trey, Trent,
Ethan Arabella hashtag red for Ethan GC Cherry rather and
everybody else down the national that's suffering right now, and
all the people in Florida. Everybody needs to pull together.
And let's all help everybody, and let's just work together
(26:48):
to see to it that we can get done what
we can't for the fine folks of America.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Well, halle Lou you Keith, appreciate that, buddy you right
on him, man, I love you all, Hey, thank you
one tail all right, damn we all on.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Got a bike shon the radio bid request time, Gary
Hill out of Stanley, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Gary says, can y'all play Gary Busey for me today?
Sure cane, Gary, get it for you next. Good morning, and.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It's a big showing the radio bid request time, Gary
Hill out of Stanley, North Carolina's get you an entry
to the Diary of Gary Busey. It's time for the
Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Dear Diary, this is Gary Beaucy well Diary.
Speaker 8 (28:04):
I've been cogitating for a while now about merchandising the
Beaucy Superstar name. I've tried Bubbling Beaucy Cola Bucy burgers
e who had my name on a Nissan dealership, but
it was time to look into stepping up my game.
I tried my own brand of coffee with stained choppers,
Dark Roast, Fireworks, with kablue stead bottle rockets, Personal hygiene
(28:29):
with Uncle Gary's Blonde eye antal bleaching kit. They all
went bust. But this time I think I got my
finger on the pulse of America's appetite introducing Scary Gary's
baboon Shine. Pop the cork and take a pull. Guzz
will till that belly's full. Saw your pants and swing
from a vine. You're liquored up on baboon Shine.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Oo.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
It's chimply delicious. Crazy Frankie and I traveled back to
my hometown at Tulsa for the American Moonshine Brewers and
Marketers Convention at a choice location right by the crappers.
That way we catch them coming and going. I thought
we really had something special for the moonshine market. Seems
(29:15):
like everybody was doing these fruity drinks his strawberry and
mango and a watermelon. But the crowd I run with
doesn't buy their easy tuck panties at Target and drink
bud Light. Baboonshine is made with one hundred percent fermented
monkey spam. It's got a real funky kick to it. Now,
(29:35):
I was gonna call it monkey Shines but I wanted
to stick with the whole oon thing. Plus, if you
drink enough of it, your hind end gets red and
swoll up like a baboon. The smell is wild, the
taste uncanny. Just wait till you see when it does
to your fanny. Baboo shine, Baboo shine shaw. I thought
(30:00):
I was thinking outside of the box here, But a
lot of other dudes had the same idea regarding the
whole oon thing. A bunch of retired hockey players were
hawking goon shine. There was one with gold flakes, called
it tycoon Shine. There was one brood right in the
middle of fresh water lakes called pontoon Shine. They had
(30:21):
a bottle of rot gut made with government rejected corn
and Joe Biden on the label, called buffoon Shine. There
was one made by a bunch of hairdressers called Vidal
sassoon Shine. They were shine served in an adorable stuffed
trash pandy called a raccoon Shine. There was a creepy,
(30:41):
murky looking mess called Creature from the Black lagoon Shine.
One made a whale blubber called harpoon Shine. They had
a Chinese white lightning called crab rangoon Shine. Well, once
you drank it, you gre thirsty. Ford again an hour
later and they had one booth hosted by two girls
(31:03):
in string bikinis. It was sponsored by Massingill called Poonshine.
I believe if I saw the girls had cold sores.
I never had to try it. There was booze to
make you sad and booze to make you chirpy, but
don't drink the booze that give you the harpie. Yeah,
(31:24):
we made some sales, Diary, folks are intrigued by our
Novelty offered, we'd probably done better if we had no overdent.
It as the sampling, trying a good bit of everything.
I was pretty fond of that coconut and macaroon Shine,
Crazy Frankie, like the hint of banana and sweat in
the Gorilla monsoon Shine. But we met our doom when
(31:46):
we got into the spittoon Shine. Couldn't stop drinking it
because it was all in one strand golp, gope, golp
something screw it never had moonshine.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
That was chewing.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
Well, Diary, I gotta ski daddle. Joey bayhar has taking
me to see her herpes doctor until next time X's
and Oo's Gary.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Good Morning make Show. It's on the radio. You want
to call Childer's track for your John On Billy album
in the bed Box. Keyword for this is great Pumpkin.
Speaker 14 (32:57):
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (33:00):
And now it's story time with your host, carl Childers.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
That Charlie Brown, he's a pretty good actor. I reckon
he done a good deal of TV and movies and whatnot.
I've seen most of them.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Seem to me.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
One of my favorites is it's a great big old punkin,
Charlie Brown. It is about that little boy that toats
that towel around. Ever works with him, He got him
a real compel. Shit about that great big old punkin.
I can tell you about it if and you want
me to, all right, then well sir, it's fall time.
(33:43):
Some folks calls it all them. I calls it fall time.
That little towel boy he's studying on writing a letter
to that great big old punkin, hoping to get on
his good side. Afore holler Wayne, along comes that sister
of his name of Lucy. She a little loud. She'd
(34:05):
the one that got that shed where she runs that
little nervous hospital for five cents when she ain't a
tricking old Charlie Brown into trying to kick that football again.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Back to business.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
Lucy and her friends are kind of cruel to that
little towel boy. That makes part of him a good bit.
Even Charlie Brown and that dog and his horse laugh
in a goodnes they had not done that to him.
He's just a boy. Then Charlie Brown little sister come along.
(34:41):
She had a purty little thing, no bigger than a squirrel.
She kind of sweet on that little towel boy. He
tells her all about that great big old Punkin and
how on hollerwayen he'd come along with toting gifts and
whatnot for all the young'uns. Kind of like Sandy Clause
eye reckon, but with a big orange head taw boy.
(35:07):
Charlie Brown little sister may head off to that punkin
patch to wait for that great, big old Punkin, and
the rest of them start getting their costume ready to go.
That mouthy girl, that red haired girl, that dirty boy,
that little black boy, that little girl I thinks she's
(35:28):
a boy. Even that funny boy that plays a piano.
Not funny funny quirl, I reckon, she ain't figured that
part of it out. Yet they dressed up like all
sorts of spooks and haints and scary critters. Charlie Brown's
(35:50):
costume is kindly pity for him, I reckon he's supposed
to be some sort of ghost, but he had trouble
with a scissor. Seems like to me looked more like
a piece of that cheese with all the holes in it. Well, sir,
they made the rounds of tricking and a treating hair,
and there they got chocolate bars and popcorn balls. But
(36:11):
they got some good stuff too, potted meat and biscuits
and mustard. In one place gave him French fried taters.
They went back here a couple of times, and then
some folks gave him produce. They made that real good,
Except for old Charlie Brown. They just gave him a
(36:33):
bunch of rocks and stones and gravel and whatnot. He
figured it lasts longer than the candy, but it's a
little harder on the teeth. Right about hair, the story
kind of took a funny turn. They went on about
this dog putting on a helmet, started flying his doghouse around,
(36:55):
shooting at some feller named Red. I didn't understand that
part of it. I understood a good bit of it,
but not in that part. The picture got all blotchy.
Then that dog house got shot up by that red feller.
I reckon that little dog crashed in France. Summers had
(37:15):
to walk all the way back home. And then all
of a sudden, we're back at the Halloween party. That
old mouth and girl's bobbing for apples. She come up
with an apple, all right, and that flying dog was
holding on the other side. I can't quite figure out
how that dog got from France with that apple. Well,
(37:37):
the hallowing's almost over, and that tower boy, Charlie Brown's
little sister was stealing that punkin patch. She done missed
all the tricking and treating and potted meat, and she
just sees red. She cussed out that little towel boy
for wasting her night. She gets ready to walk out
on him, and they hear the spooky noise. He gets
(38:00):
a great punkin, but it's just that during flying Dog
having fun with him, he sure gets around. Well, sir,
that's the last straw for the little girl, and she
leaves him there. Later on, tall Boy's mouthy sister comes
out finds him sleeping in the punkin pats just a freezing.
(38:21):
She goes to told him home, and all of a
sudden that great big old Punkin shows up. But he
ain't kind of like they thought he was. He's right cruel.
He grabs that mouthy girl swallows her in one big gulp.
Twer boy starts crying and yelling, what you eat my
sister ferm, what you eat my sister firm. He getting
(38:48):
ready to move in on a little twer boy there
and swallow him up too, But old Charlie Brown shows up,
cracks that great big old Punkin with that sick of
rocks he got, killed him, and they cut him open
and save that mouthy girl. Had a nice big Jackie
lander in to boot. Turned out to be real happy
Halloween for everybody moral than the story is, don't get
(39:13):
upset if some folks give you rocks. You might need
him someday to kill a great big old punkin the end.
Speaker 10 (39:22):
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Speaker 2 (39:36):
Dead boxes?
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