June 9, 2025 • 40 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re giving the “Lunch Menu Man” way more attention than he deserves. We start off reminding everybody what he did - and then we spend the rest of the show making sure you know we did everything we could to tap that mine dry! - You’re welcome!.. - Oliver brings a welcome change of pace with some ways you could make your life more interesting.. - We fill a request for one of our favorite Playhouses, featuring the late, great Dub Starnes in the lead role for “The Itsy Bitsy Teenie Genie”.. - and we’ll officially kick off Father’s Day week with Married Man’s “Dad to the Bone”…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It is to make show on the radio, run it
to you Monday morning and our future track for the
make show bid box. Yeah, we headed toward follow's day
weekend with married man singing.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Dad to the bone.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
There's your keywords, dad bone when he hit the bed
box at the bigshow dot com, I right down. Yes,
met the blonde, lest we not contestant Maria from Rome, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Good morning, Maria, I Good morning, Mariabody buyy me on
the West Side Story and let Time led by Carlos Santana.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I know I remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hey, all right, fine Maria, make it all about you, girl, baby.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Welcome in here, Marie. Uh so uh am? I am
I pronouncing it right? I love that name, Marie Marie.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, I go buy whichever.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, So Tayler, this is that first name, which.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well I am hot today.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
You are mostering this.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It's the wrong time to workshop. Let me get some.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I we'll leave it alone here.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Let's concentrate on money. The two thousand before two mousers
and you will all right?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Week we got here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So eighteen seventy six, who way back way back during
a don't give me a track during a professional baseball game.
The umpire was fined six sents for doing something unacceptable
during the game.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What did he do?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Did he do the first base.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Sixth cents?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I think I heard this, and then he cursed at
the picture.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He cursed at the picture. Yeah, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I disagree? Oh, Tayler says she heard that.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
I heard it.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yes, someone who was there. He cursed at the picture.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
He narrowly dodged a wild pitch, so that that was
a hot Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Huh, all right, so going it?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
All right, Well, there's a bob buzz there, and let's
say we're gonna bail here. Right in poker, if you
are holding what is known as the dead man's hand,
you would have a pair of aces and a.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Pair of what jokers?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I don't they don't. Deuces weren't wild back of the.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Killed the vibe at the big Hitchcock was holding when
he when he got killed.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Right, that's why they call it the dead A pair
of queens.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So you say it was a pair of aces and
a pair of queens, Marie, agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And that was the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Aces and eights, aces and eights, specifically black aces and
black ages. That was wild Bill Hickock holding when he
shot death the number ten saloon, Deadwood, Dakota Territory.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
It would have been nothing if he wouldn't have been shot.
Or is that a handle?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh that's true. Character, that's all.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
All right, So here we go full count.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Is it true that only male canaries can sing?
Speaker 8 (04:12):
Well, you pull their tail feathers and see for yourself.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
No, it's not true. Females can sing too.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Female canaries can sing too. Mari agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (04:28):
I disagree?
Speaker 7 (04:31):
No, that's suspenseus Tell me, did Guyria congratulations?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Money at one dollars worth of bulls? Not cleaning? Prod's
head down the room for you.
Speaker 10 (04:49):
I can shut out to my friend Ralph.
Speaker 11 (04:52):
As though he's been a long time listener.
Speaker 12 (04:54):
To you guys, and we play your trivia every morning
when I come into work.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh so good, Yeah, good work round, got you good
in that body.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Appreciate you, Appreciate you money? Yeah, you hang on and
I can hook you up.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Why do when a guy were top of your news
on the other.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Side of the Big al in the Big Owl lunch menu,
man goes worldwide lunch menu man Monday. Good morning, there's
(06:00):
a lunch menu man Monday. And the big show on
the radio. Well you hear about Qua Tomino'bay. How bad
we're treating the prisoners, you know, our enemies.
Speaker 12 (06:11):
One of the ones they arrested on the battlefield.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, one, oh.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Liberal US senator compared it to Nazi concentration camps.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
The focus of a press conference by the chairman of
the House Armed Services Committee looked at the kind of
food served at the US Naval prison Go Tomino'bay Cuba Club, get.
Speaker 12 (06:34):
Mo, get x ray they also.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Called Representative Duncan Hunter at California showed off some GETMO
prison rations and supplied details of a typical Sunday menu.
Orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit, steamed peas and mushrooms and
rice pea laws.
Speaker 12 (06:52):
Oh there you go, just like the Nazis used to service, right.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Mister Hunter says, we treat them very well. They have
never eaten better. Well, two hot meals a day are
prepared for the prisoners in the same kitchens that serve
US troops at the naval base. Pork and shellfish are
off the menu because we wouldn't want to, you know,
hurt their religious reasons. Make them eat something, send them
to hell. That's all I do is serve them fish.
(07:21):
Popular Gemo dishes include curried eggs, ten Dory, baked chicken Wow,
and lionaise rice. Breakfast typically includes dates and honey man.
How do they survive? The Pentagon budget's two point five
million dollars per year for feeding them, which works out
(07:42):
to twelve dollars and sixty eight cents per person per day.
And you compare that meals in federal prisons that house
our convicts two dollars seventy eight cents a day.
Speaker 13 (07:55):
So there's been like six times more on these guys,
more on our enemy prisoners in the wine though, prisoners
considered to be well behaved or low security risk are
allowed to serve themselves around open air picnic tables in
the detention block.
Speaker 12 (08:12):
Another classic old Nazi trick.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, go have a picnic, man, Do you have any sunscreen?
We thought we'd find out more about what they're serving
at GITMO. We got a number. I don't know who
got this.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
We'll just keep it private.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
They said, not to say the information line at the
Camp X Ray cafeteria.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
All right, They got the number right here in phone.
How bad we're treating these guys here.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
This is your lunchmen, you force Camp x Ray at
Guantanamo Bay for the week of July eighteenth. I'm Big
Alkada and I'm Big al Jazeira and we're the get.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
More lunchmen, you Missy.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Honey roasted chicken, rice, peelove season, lentils, rout and a
pizza roll.
Speaker 14 (09:08):
Tuesday lemon, pepple fish, steamed broccoli, pinto beans, fruit and
the pea rolls.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
On Wednesday, spit roasted beef, kebab, black eyed peas, palmes,
casrole frut and a pea roll.
Speaker 9 (09:31):
Thursday claize chicken, peas and carrots, fruit.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
And the Peter roll.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Friday deal your own yo bar, your choice chicken beef
or sauted.
Speaker 12 (09:48):
Jack, blast, fruit and a garlic pea roll.
Speaker 15 (09:52):
If you built up in.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
A snack Creddit for rolling over on your crazy suicide
bumming friends back home, the candy Racket, the Gitmo canteen
out has skiffles big reminding you it's time.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
To turn so you don't fur good.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Monday morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
All right, Yeah, that's my right, Dad, Ram Daggan that's it.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
That's one.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
It's a good money.
Speaker 14 (10:50):
Now, Jo.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Randy, you're looking good. You gotta going up.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
I mean, I mean John Randy, and and Jackie you
gotta get okay. I guess some moments old Lisa said,
help my thought for today. Before you give your answer,
be sure you fully understand what the question is. A
lesson brought home to me over the weekend by my
little nephew, Herman, the son of my somewhat dense younger
(11:16):
brother cleaners leaves and said, Little Herman spent the weekend
with me, and Sunday afternoon he come up to me
in the study. He said, Uncle Ernie, excuse me, what
does sex mean?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I said, I beg your pardon.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
He said, what sex? I don't mind telling y'all's to
be taken aback by such a question coming from a
nine year old boy. As you can imagine, I was
somewhat reluctant to answer him till three things occurred to me.
Number one, sooner or later, somebody gonna tell this little
boy about things like that. Number two, his daddy is
an idiot, and number three, being a blood relative and
(11:50):
a student of the Holy Scriptures. I think I could
place the.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
Subject in his proper context.
Speaker 10 (11:56):
So I read the quick prayer for wisdom to the
Lord and commenced to explaining the constant with sex to
young Herman. I started with Adham and Eve in the garden.
I moved on carefully through the birds and the bees,
and onto the full revelation of the mystery from a
proper monogamous heterosexual Judael Christian perspective.
Speaker 12 (12:14):
If you know what I mean.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
It was a delicate subject, but with the Lord's help,
I think I did a respectable job. And as I concluded,
I said that Herman is the meaning of sex. And
if you don't mind my asking, where exactly did you
hear about sex? He said from daddy. He just called
on the confon and said he's come back to pick
me up in a few sex. The far you get
(12:36):
up to answer, be sure you know what the question is.
Speaker 12 (12:39):
Speaking of dealer with a nine year old intellect.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
This is a German get out.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Thank you very much, your dad.
Speaker 12 (12:47):
Dahha, dum okay, I think we got it.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Da.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
You can quit saying I'm talking to you right now.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I've gone through my messages.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Hatfis have ever lady in the world coming up to you,
said you duh huh right you.
Speaker 10 (13:02):
Face you know John Boy, probably the wrong person, he said,
you tell him about I thought he you speaking of
your dephew Ernie.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You hear what happened?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You know they live over every body the firehouse.
Speaker 10 (13:13):
Yeah, he's won if you of course, I know that
fireman come out.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Of the station and he saw he looked nephew outside
and he saw it had a little red wagon had
paid up. Red had a little laggers lighters hug off
the side.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Laggers.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
That's some of your other relatives. That was the poets
walking the rider's logoff.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
He's wearing a firebud's hat, and he had that wagon
tied to a dog.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
He did he did that.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
Fiber said, hey, little boy, what she doing? Little boy says,
I pretended to be a fire mad. This is my
fire truck. Had Fiber walked over and take a closer look,
said hey to the laggers. Hey I know hey y'all,
said little boy. Sure's a nice fire truck. Little boy
said thanks.
Speaker 16 (13:51):
Mister.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Fiber looks a little closer, he notices your nephew has
tied the dog to the wagon by this.
Speaker 12 (13:57):
Little doggie testicle.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
I tell you he did that fire said little boy,
I don't want to tell you how to run you firetruck,
but if you were to tie that rope around the
dog's neck, I think you could go faster.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
A little boy said, well.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a syid.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Messages.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I tell you what more? We got times?
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Oh, shut up, rad, we got plenty of times. This
young female teacher was giving it a sibbot to her
sixth grade class one day. It's a biggest sibist, so
she started right up high the chalkboard. Suddenly there was
a giggle from other boys in the class. She quickly
turned I said, what's so funny, rad, don't she said, well, teacher,
I just saw one of your garters.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
She said, get out of my classroom.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I don't want to see you for three days.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
That teacher turned back to chalkboard and realized that she
had forgotten the tidle.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
This a sibum.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
She meats you a very type of the chalkboard. Here
it is a little louder giggle from another male student.
She quickly turned round. I said, what's so funny? Billy said, well, Bess,
I just saw both of your garters. Get Oh she
she was hot. She you get out of my classroom.
I don't want to see you for three weeks. Well, embarrassing, frustrated,
she dropped the erasure. She turned around again. Oh, she
(15:09):
had to bend over to pick it up.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
It's time.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
There was an enormous burst of laughter from another mail student.
She quickly turned to see Little Johnny leave at the classroom,
and she said.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Well, where do you think you going?
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Little Johnny said, well, teach you for what I just
saw my school days over stuff with the lab.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
That was fun being with you.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Tell them on brothery you I'll fast, but don't get
out of here.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yea the road, Good morning, you got the big show
on the radio. More chance for you to win coming
up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 17 (15:47):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
The younger is my home. Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 17 (16:05):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two, John Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Your morning.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
It's a big Shaw the radio coming up. Every of
our lunch menu.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Man there was.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Steve Rizzo, the New York City lunchmen. You may had
puny of stuff, but hang over that. Uh y'all, Okay,
I heard my girl Bridget. Uh I got an update
on some child's wish event. Of course the uss A.
This is where grant hunting and fishing trips for children
with life threatening illnesses are not necessarily all life threatening. Yes, yes,
(17:25):
the kids and of course veterans, veterans as well.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
So it was kids, pur.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Purple heart right.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
So and as we say, you all been listening to
us a while, you know we don't ask for nothing.
The only thing we asked for when Bridget comes home
for now, for twenty five years now is the kids
and the veterans. Let them know about these trips if
they would like to do that.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Night, if you're interested and always wanted to hunt.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
And of course our big show listeners, you guys are
unbelievable donating as you can imagine a lot of hunting
and fishing trips here in our audience, and takes a lot.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
It takes a lot to have one of these put outs.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Absolutely and got note from bridgid I heard I hear
from a lot of you.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
This is just one.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
He wasn't expecting to get plugged, but just Kent King
said he wanted to grant a fishing trip or was
talking about there in North Carolina. So I said, yeah, man,
it's perfect. Thank you so much, Kent. So let bridgid know,
and Bridges said, shortly after a conversation, received an application
for a boy who was battling a life threatening illness.
(18:32):
And not only will this young man be going fishing,
but he will also be going on a bear hunt
in North Carolina, all within the same week. As If
you receive any more like that, please.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And tell her. I know you pass them on and
we do too.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
But the best way for you guys to do it
is to go to their site at child's Wish dot
org and there see twenty one families captains participate in
South Carolina fishing event. Bridget keeping us updated here. Upcoming
events in Wisconsin, all right, and looking for kids and
(19:08):
vents were Summerfest events July twenty fifth and twenty six
in central Wisconsin. That's where Bridging is from. She came
to Charlotte. We started this on the radio, and so
of course she's right there her home state. So deep
Sea fishing event in Southport, North Carolina coming up in August,
(19:28):
and as she said, bear hunts, getting those ready for
this falling bear season, that's right, comes in so neat,
so the best place to go, childswish dot org.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
And she's got you know, the different trips posted and
pamphlets for your information and everything you need, and even
a way to get in touch with her if he
had more questions, all there at that website.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
All right, awesome, Yeah, thank you so much, Thank you
so much, child's wish dot org. Good morning, I got
to make showing the radio coming up first rounds worthy
word for the week. We'll play for a hat, t shirt,
tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card from Lord Tigers,
Lord Tiger's motorcycle lawyers who ride representing injured riders over
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two decades with Lord Tigers.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
You never ride alone.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Your Low Tigers dot com, Lodtigers dot com. They go
to Better the Big Show dot com. We got it
all set up for you, all.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Right, lunchman, you man mind?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Well, how about our boy Rizzo tried to get it
going in New York City the way we did it
down here.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Let's see how that went?
Speaker 15 (20:33):
Yeah, how you doing you reach alear public school system menu? Man,
you've got local ps once forty six. If it's a
wrong them a hang up right now, or I swear
to God will hunt you.
Speaker 18 (20:44):
Monday.
Speaker 15 (20:45):
Monday not a great day for us. We got stuff
going on. Your family's grilling. Do yourself a favorite, get
a ziplot bag, hack it up, bringing in by a
skim milk, a question about a buck goosday? My favorite
meatball Subday. Come on down, get a meatball sub, eat it,
shut the hell up, and get back to work. Wednesday
(21:12):
Prince Spaghetti Day. I don't know how this kid in
to me is running through the hallways, but he's crazy
about the Prince Spaghetti Day. And by the way, if
you need more to eat that day, go by Tuesday
Meatball Subday. Get some meatballs, clean them up, put them
in your spaghetti. You shut the hell off Sursday Thursdays. Hey,
welcome to the nineties. We got the chicken and vegetables.
(21:34):
My grandfather's doing three sixties and his grave right now.
Talk it about only having a chicken a vegetable choice.
If you're like me, come by gymnasium door. See by
the away bench out the back door. I'll sell you
some steak. We'll cook it up. We'll talk about it
later on Okay, Friday, Normally we'd have a great lunch
(21:55):
for you kids, but what I'm told is to be
a fire alarm Friday about eleven forty five. Don't park
near campus. You don't want to know why though. Just
take carry yourself. Okay. And by the way, we've had
a problem this week with the pash flow situation. Trade
(22:16):
is not acceptable for food items. They're not bringing your ponds,
your Gi Joe, your Power Rangers and Sonic the bush hooks. Okay,
bring Dallar bills. Go to your families persons if you
have to. Hey, thanks for calling, Thanks for using up
my time. That champ for the week book by Apiche
(22:37):
and hey, do the right things.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's got a chance. That's that boy.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
There's our Falkland Islands guys. Let's play worthy word one
eight hundred big show you told Land calls America. We'll
get a couple of condest and saying play next.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
It's a big shoulder radio road into your Monday, June ninth,
beature track for the Make Show bet Box, Make Your Dad,
Dad John won't billy for Fallow's Day.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I'm around a little high grand boys. What it calls
my boy? Of course he died dying, and I'm dad
that when I'm not, I'll never mind.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
They start talking like a toddler. I get it, sippy cup, be.
Speaker 11 (23:50):
Cup, Dad to the bone.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I'll bring us back to reality. There, key words dad bone. Yeah,
that's that's the way it all got started.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
All everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
You word don't worth any.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Word Lea's Winter Contestants. We got Chris from Brownsville, Kentucky.
Good morning, Chris, morning, John Boy, Hey, Boddy, welcome. Then
we got Ricky here from Huntington, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Good morning, good morning. Hey what all right?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Boys, welcome rig Here is Chris Kentucky, Tennessee's Ricky Chris y'all, hey,
let's go on morning.
Speaker 19 (24:36):
Ricky, I'm sorry, okay, all right, So, uh Tater and Ricky,
John Moore and Chris.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
All right, that's gonna be our teams this morning. We're
dealing with the beach. Words that have to do with
the beach. All right, all right there, Well, Ricky, you
and Tator relaxless man, Chris, give you something to shoot
for all right, Chris.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Are you ready? I am ready?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Jeff, all right, start the clock. Now you ride the
waves on a no, yes, ah. You throw this and
the dog catches it a pot ship. Yeah, oh oh,
look at that. Look at it go down on the evening.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
It's a beautiful sunset. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Oh, let's eat some blank legs. Look at him calling
sideways craft Yeah, uh huh, my blank's got a hole
in it. Give me a five gallon fuck it?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
All right, good word, Chris, put a five on the board.
So Tater and Ricky five is your number to shoot?
Speaker 17 (25:50):
Four?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Ricky? Are you ready? It's her and go?
Speaker 5 (25:57):
You use lures with this? What do you you use? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Another name for rod? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
You you go in the water and do this, and
you blink in a blank pool swim You might wear
these flip flops are sometimes called these they're like open shoes.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
They're called sandals. This person watches watches you while you swim.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Lockguard.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
These are big sand humps on the beach, a sand blank.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
You're not loud.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Castle, No, there's a buzzer and you guys put a
four on the board. Chris Leeds five to four still
anybody's game going in around two. All right, Chris, we
back up for another thirty Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
I am ready to jumbo.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
And we were picking up on that last word, starting
the clock now, big hill of.
Speaker 20 (26:50):
Sand uh sed No.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
A movie was titled this just one word, the last
word a sand w.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
S.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Don't walk on the sand blanks.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It's a meach heels no there he no not males
another word.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Come on us.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
The movie Kurt Russell starting it. Man, Oh damn, I
know alride zero on the board. Ricky and Tator's had
time to think about it. One will tie, two will win.
Ricky and Tator ready to go.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
It's a it's a blank buggy, huh a blank, Yes,
turn up this John's was one of these.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
He's got big teeth.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Y'all sharp for the wind of yall.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
That I know.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Man.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Sometimes I word just will not come to you hal
all the time. Well, why well, Chris, you can play again, buddies,
don't give another shot at it down the road.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
All right, all right, thank you, buddy, appreciate you man. Recky.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Look at you over in Huntington grabbing that big old
prize pack. We'll get it to you, buddy, gratulations.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
All right, can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
You go ahead, it's all.
Speaker 11 (28:20):
The blue collar workers corn bread got it done today,
go Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Bit
request for John Boy.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Garyt w Starling from Facebook Lands says, I want you
to play the one about the genie from way back
in the day. Oh Gary doing that tuned Tater was
listening to this funny stuff, old buddy dub alright, get
the ford.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
In the bit box.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
It's itsy bitsy teeny weeny.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, that's coming up next.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Good morning makes shows on the radio all rise, mean
you'd like to hear about this time only through Friday.
Hit us up on the John wom Miller Facebook page.
The gon't Garystarling Facebook Land. We got bit box gold
a married man coming up in minutes and this it's
a bitsy teeny weenie Jeanie.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
I think I threw the weenie in there, Jennie.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah, all right, so.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
It's gold Gold Action.
Speaker 20 (29:51):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode itsy.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Bitsy teeny Genie. Our story opens.
Speaker 20 (30:01):
Mister and Missus Peterson are enjoying a relaxing round of
golf at the Brushy Wood Country Club.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Okay, sweaty, Now remember keep your head down and don't
forget to follow through.
Speaker 11 (30:10):
Okay, Pooky, here it goes.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Wow, look at that one. Go oh, he said, for
that house on the left.
Speaker 11 (30:19):
Oops, honey, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Don't worry, sweetie, when you live on a golf course,
I do expect that to happen every once in a while. Really, sure,
Hop in the car. We'll just go over and apologize
and offer to pay for the window. Everything will be
all right though. Peterson's drive to the house and make
their way onto the rear deck.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Hello, anybody home, Yeah, come on in.
Speaker 20 (30:44):
As the Petersons enter the home, they encounter an older
gentleman in a turban sitting on the couch in the den.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Alright, the folks, this is your ball?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Uh, hey, who's the old guy with a turban? I'm
damn the genie, the genie.
Speaker 14 (31:01):
Yeh.
Speaker 16 (31:02):
See that bottle over there on the floor, That GoF
ball as yours. Came through the window and knocked it
off the shelf. The cart popped out and released me
from the bottle.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
You were in that bottle been in there for almost
two thousand years. Wow, I bet you're glad to be
out of there.
Speaker 14 (31:18):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
In fact, I want to give you a reward. Wow,
you mean you're gonna grant us three wishes?
Speaker 16 (31:24):
Well, no, I'll grant you two wishes, but I'm gonna
keep the third wish for myself.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Hey man, what kind of genie are you?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Do you want the two wishes or not?
Speaker 11 (31:33):
Calm down, sweetie, he's a genie. He can do anything
he wants the way he wants. Mister Jennie, two wishes
will be fine.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Okay, what do you want?
Speaker 7 (31:41):
I got it, Genie, make me a scratch golfer.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Consider it done?
Speaker 12 (31:47):
Hey, what kind of wishes that look?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Sweetie? Honey, baby cools? Little to spend my dream all
my life?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
You know that?
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (31:55):
Okay, whatever, all right, sweety, Now it's your turn. Well
how about a million bucks a year for the rest
of our lives?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
No problem, no problem, a million bucks a year?
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Could wish poop and poop and peep? I say a
lot better than thanks, your big dumb.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Okay, now you two have to grant the third wish
to me.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Why you know, I ain't never heard of a Jennie
keeping wishes for himself before.
Speaker 16 (32:25):
Look, if you don't want to wishes, I could always
give him to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Oh no, it's okay, go ahead.
Speaker 16 (32:33):
Well, like I said before, I was stuck in that
bottle for a long time. I sure could use some
female companionship. You could, Yes, And your wish sure is cute?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Say she is? What are you saying?
Speaker 16 (32:49):
My wish is to spend thirty minutes making mad, passionate
love to your wife.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I thought it was gonna be worse than that.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
What that is totally out of the question.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Now wait a minute, come here too.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
You we did we did agree to his turn Are
you crazy?
Speaker 14 (33:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Why should start thinking about that scratch golfer thing?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Hey, turn me loose on a course with a million bucks?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
I doubled it in a week. Hey, are you in
in or out?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Well?
Speaker 11 (33:22):
Okay, let's get this over with, honey, would you mind
waiting outside in the car?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
You want me to wait outside? Okay?
Speaker 20 (33:28):
Missus Peterson and the Genie disappear into the master bedroom.
They emerge thirty minutes later.
Speaker 16 (33:36):
You know, Ms Peterson, you're a real qualifier to your
Husband's a nice guy too, Say how old is he?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Anyway?
Speaker 16 (33:43):
He's thirty eight, thirty eight, ain't he a little old
to believe in this genie stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
We hope you've enjoyed John Playhouse.
Speaker 20 (34:00):
Next time when we'll hear mister Peterson say, hey.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Does this mean we don't get to meet?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Good morning as a big Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
You're gonna be dealing most of the dad dies heading
up to Father's Day. Wee getting rad on the Big Box.
I'm gonna try, but he started going throughout the week
for a whole show.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Don't know good, Yes, we will well this tune. Dad
to the bone.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
He words of the Big Box, Dad Bone Box of
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I don't leave it with you right now.
Speaker 20 (35:28):
All right, get up in the morning and I go
off to work. I don't like my job because my
boss is a jerky, but I gotta make that money.
I gotta take it on home. I'm here to tell you,
buddy that I'm Dad to the bone, Died to the bone,
(35:50):
Died to the bone, Dad, Dad to the ball. I'll
make a thousand bucks, but still I'm blue. I need
a thousand more, baby, for all the bills that are due.
(36:11):
I'm in the hole, pretty baby singing just like a stone,
got a wife and four kids, and I'm dad to
the ball, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Oh brother, dad.
Speaker 20 (36:29):
Dadd Could you guys excuse me for just a second. Hello, Yes, honey, Bunny, Yeah, listen.
Speaker 12 (36:48):
I'm kind of in the middle of the right back.
Speaker 20 (36:52):
Yeah, we're sort of rocking right now. I promise I'll
call you back in just a minute. Okay, thanks, so.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Sorry.
Speaker 9 (37:01):
Guys.
Speaker 20 (37:04):
Got two kids with jelly all over their faces, one
that needs a new bike and one that needs braces,
and a wife pretty baby with a brand new cellular phone.
I'm about to go broken. I'm dad to the ball,
Dad to the baron. Oh boy, you don't know the
(37:28):
ha of it. I mean, it's just well.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Never rid you guys, excuse me just one more second?
Speaker 20 (37:38):
Hello, Yes, Honeyboddy, No, No, we're we're we're still rocking
over here. Yes now, we're only on our first take,
so I really don't know how much longer it's trying
to p Yeah, that's that's check.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
That's that's a phone.
Speaker 20 (37:53):
Yeah, checked, the guy from the bowling team.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
No, I don't think you guys have met.
Speaker 20 (37:59):
What different does it make what.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
He looks like?
Speaker 20 (38:01):
I'm sure you guys have never mad. Yes, that's college buddy. Yes, yes, yes,
he plays very well. Yes, yes, doesn't honey connect?
Speaker 10 (38:11):
What?
Speaker 18 (38:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Pick up a few things at the star.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Or at home?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Oh okay, let's second.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Does anybody have a pet?
Speaker 15 (38:21):
Thanks?
Speaker 20 (38:22):
Okay, well, paper towels?
Speaker 19 (38:25):
And what else?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Is that the super MAXI?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Now do those have the wings?
Speaker 15 (38:32):
Okay?
Speaker 20 (38:33):
All right, I'll take care of it on the way. No,
I really don't know how I's gonna be Listen, honey,
the solos almost over. I need to go.
Speaker 12 (38:40):
I'll talk too soon.
Speaker 15 (38:42):
Okay.
Speaker 20 (38:47):
I hear so much talk that my ears are bleeding,
my life is a mess, and my hairlines reci I'm
a wreck, pretty baby. It makes me won a moan.
I'm here to tell you, brother that I'm dad to
the bone, Dad to the bone.
Speaker 18 (39:09):
That's me, brother, Dad, Dad, dad.
Speaker 20 (39:19):
To the moll. No, this is sounding pretty good, oh boy, Yes,
honey money, Yes, I think we're just getting ready to
wrap up here. Yes, what, Yes, I'll be sure to
give Joey's penn back. I know I'm very bad about
(39:41):
sticking him into my pot. Yeah, honey, I'll be home
in a few minutes. Okay, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Bye bye.
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Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It is to make show on the radio, run it
to you Monday morning and our future track for the
make show bid box. Yeah, we headed toward follow's day
weekend with married man singing.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Dad to the bone.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
There's your keywords, dad bone when he hit the bed
box at the bigshow dot com, I right down. Yes,
met the blonde, lest we not contestant Maria from Rome, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Good morning, Maria, I Good morning, Mariabody buyy me on
the West Side Story and let Time led by Carlos Santana.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I know I remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hey, all right, fine Maria, make it all about you, girl, baby.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Welcome in here, Marie. Uh so uh am? I am
I pronouncing it right? I love that name, Marie Marie.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, I go buy whichever.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, So Tayler, this is that first name, which.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well I am hot today.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
You are mostering this.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It's the wrong time to workshop. Let me get some.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I we'll leave it alone here.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Let's concentrate on money. The two thousand before two mousers
and you will all right?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Week we got here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So eighteen seventy six, who way back way back during
a don't give me a track during a professional baseball game.
The umpire was fined six sents for doing something unacceptable
during the game.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What did he do?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Did he do the first base.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Sixth cents?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I think I heard this, and then he cursed at
the picture.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He cursed at the picture. Yeah, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I disagree? Oh, Tayler says she heard that.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
I heard it.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yes, someone who was there. He cursed at the picture.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
He narrowly dodged a wild pitch, so that that was
a hot Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Huh, all right, so going it?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
All right, Well, there's a bob buzz there, and let's
say we're gonna bail here. Right in poker, if you
are holding what is known as the dead man's hand,
you would have a pair of aces and a.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Pair of what jokers?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I don't they don't. Deuces weren't wild back of the.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Killed the vibe at the big Hitchcock was holding when
he when he got killed.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Right, that's why they call it the dead A pair
of queens.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So you say it was a pair of aces and
a pair of queens, Marie, agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And that was the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Aces and eights, aces and eights, specifically black aces and
black ages. That was wild Bill Hickock holding when he
shot death the number ten saloon, Deadwood, Dakota Territory.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
It would have been nothing if he wouldn't have been shot.
Or is that a handle?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh that's true. Character, that's all.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
All right, So here we go full count.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Is it true that only male canaries can sing?
Speaker 8 (04:12):
Well, you pull their tail feathers and see for yourself.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
No, it's not true. Females can sing too.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Female canaries can sing too. Mari agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (04:28):
I disagree?
Speaker 7 (04:31):
No, that's suspenseus Tell me, did Guyria congratulations?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Money at one dollars worth of bulls? Not cleaning? Prod's
head down the room for you.
Speaker 10 (04:49):
I can shut out to my friend Ralph.
Speaker 11 (04:52):
As though he's been a long time listener.
Speaker 12 (04:54):
To you guys, and we play your trivia every morning
when I come into work.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh so good, Yeah, good work round, got you good
in that body.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Appreciate you, Appreciate you money? Yeah, you hang on and
I can hook you up.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Why do when a guy were top of your news
on the other.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Side of the Big al in the Big Owl lunch menu,
man goes worldwide lunch menu man Monday. Good morning, there's
(06:00):
a lunch menu man Monday. And the big show on
the radio. Well you hear about Qua Tomino'bay. How bad
we're treating the prisoners, you know, our enemies.
Speaker 12 (06:11):
One of the ones they arrested on the battlefield.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, one, oh.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Liberal US senator compared it to Nazi concentration camps.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
The focus of a press conference by the chairman of
the House Armed Services Committee looked at the kind of
food served at the US Naval prison Go Tomino'bay Cuba Club, get.
Speaker 12 (06:34):
Mo, get x ray they also.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Called Representative Duncan Hunter at California showed off some GETMO
prison rations and supplied details of a typical Sunday menu.
Orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit, steamed peas and mushrooms and
rice pea laws.
Speaker 12 (06:52):
Oh there you go, just like the Nazis used to service, right.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Mister Hunter says, we treat them very well. They have
never eaten better. Well, two hot meals a day are
prepared for the prisoners in the same kitchens that serve
US troops at the naval base. Pork and shellfish are
off the menu because we wouldn't want to, you know,
hurt their religious reasons. Make them eat something, send them
to hell. That's all I do is serve them fish.
(07:21):
Popular Gemo dishes include curried eggs, ten Dory, baked chicken Wow,
and lionaise rice. Breakfast typically includes dates and honey man.
How do they survive? The Pentagon budget's two point five
million dollars per year for feeding them, which works out
(07:42):
to twelve dollars and sixty eight cents per person per day.
And you compare that meals in federal prisons that house
our convicts two dollars seventy eight cents a day.
Speaker 13 (07:55):
So there's been like six times more on these guys,
more on our enemy prisoners in the wine though, prisoners
considered to be well behaved or low security risk are
allowed to serve themselves around open air picnic tables in
the detention block.
Speaker 12 (08:12):
Another classic old Nazi trick.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, go have a picnic, man, Do you have any sunscreen?
We thought we'd find out more about what they're serving
at GITMO. We got a number. I don't know who
got this.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
We'll just keep it private.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
They said, not to say the information line at the
Camp X Ray cafeteria.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
All right, They got the number right here in phone.
How bad we're treating these guys here.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
This is your lunchmen, you force Camp x Ray at
Guantanamo Bay for the week of July eighteenth. I'm Big
Alkada and I'm Big al Jazeira and we're the get.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
More lunchmen, you Missy.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Honey roasted chicken, rice, peelove season, lentils, rout and a
pizza roll.
Speaker 14 (09:08):
Tuesday lemon, pepple fish, steamed broccoli, pinto beans, fruit and
the pea rolls.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
On Wednesday, spit roasted beef, kebab, black eyed peas, palmes,
casrole frut and a pea roll.
Speaker 9 (09:31):
Thursday claize chicken, peas and carrots, fruit.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
And the Peter roll.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Friday deal your own yo bar, your choice chicken beef
or sauted.
Speaker 12 (09:48):
Jack, blast, fruit and a garlic pea roll.
Speaker 15 (09:52):
If you built up in.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
A snack Creddit for rolling over on your crazy suicide
bumming friends back home, the candy Racket, the Gitmo canteen
out has skiffles big reminding you it's time.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
To turn so you don't fur good.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Monday morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
All right, Yeah, that's my right, Dad, Ram Daggan that's it.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
That's one.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
It's a good money.
Speaker 14 (10:50):
Now, Jo.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Randy, you're looking good. You gotta going up.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
I mean, I mean John Randy, and and Jackie you
gotta get okay. I guess some moments old Lisa said,
help my thought for today. Before you give your answer,
be sure you fully understand what the question is. A
lesson brought home to me over the weekend by my
little nephew, Herman, the son of my somewhat dense younger
(11:16):
brother cleaners leaves and said, Little Herman spent the weekend
with me, and Sunday afternoon he come up to me
in the study. He said, Uncle Ernie, excuse me, what
does sex mean?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I said, I beg your pardon.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
He said, what sex? I don't mind telling y'all's to
be taken aback by such a question coming from a
nine year old boy. As you can imagine, I was
somewhat reluctant to answer him till three things occurred to me.
Number one, sooner or later, somebody gonna tell this little
boy about things like that. Number two, his daddy is
an idiot, and number three, being a blood relative and
(11:50):
a student of the Holy Scriptures. I think I could
place the.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
Subject in his proper context.
Speaker 10 (11:56):
So I read the quick prayer for wisdom to the
Lord and commenced to explaining the constant with sex to
young Herman. I started with Adham and Eve in the garden.
I moved on carefully through the birds and the bees,
and onto the full revelation of the mystery from a
proper monogamous heterosexual Judael Christian perspective.
Speaker 12 (12:14):
If you know what I mean.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
It was a delicate subject, but with the Lord's help,
I think I did a respectable job. And as I concluded,
I said that Herman is the meaning of sex. And
if you don't mind my asking, where exactly did you
hear about sex? He said from daddy. He just called
on the confon and said he's come back to pick
me up in a few sex. The far you get
(12:36):
up to answer, be sure you know what the question is.
Speaker 12 (12:39):
Speaking of dealer with a nine year old intellect.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
This is a German get out.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Thank you very much, your dad.
Speaker 12 (12:47):
Dahha, dum okay, I think we got it.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Da.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
You can quit saying I'm talking to you right now.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I've gone through my messages.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Hatfis have ever lady in the world coming up to you,
said you duh huh right you.
Speaker 10 (13:02):
Face you know John Boy, probably the wrong person, he said,
you tell him about I thought he you speaking of
your dephew Ernie.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You hear what happened?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You know they live over every body the firehouse.
Speaker 10 (13:13):
Yeah, he's won if you of course, I know that
fireman come out.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Of the station and he saw he looked nephew outside
and he saw it had a little red wagon had
paid up. Red had a little laggers lighters hug off
the side.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Laggers.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
That's some of your other relatives. That was the poets
walking the rider's logoff.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
He's wearing a firebud's hat, and he had that wagon
tied to a dog.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
He did he did that.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
Fiber said, hey, little boy, what she doing? Little boy says,
I pretended to be a fire mad. This is my
fire truck. Had Fiber walked over and take a closer look,
said hey to the laggers. Hey I know hey y'all,
said little boy. Sure's a nice fire truck. Little boy
said thanks.
Speaker 16 (13:51):
Mister.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Fiber looks a little closer, he notices your nephew has
tied the dog to the wagon by this.
Speaker 12 (13:57):
Little doggie testicle.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
I tell you he did that fire said little boy,
I don't want to tell you how to run you firetruck,
but if you were to tie that rope around the
dog's neck, I think you could go faster.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
A little boy said, well.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a syid.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Messages.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I tell you what more? We got times?
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Oh, shut up, rad, we got plenty of times. This
young female teacher was giving it a sibbot to her
sixth grade class one day. It's a biggest sibist, so
she started right up high the chalkboard. Suddenly there was
a giggle from other boys in the class. She quickly
turned I said, what's so funny, rad, don't she said, well, teacher,
I just saw one of your garters.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
She said, get out of my classroom.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I don't want to see you for three days.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
That teacher turned back to chalkboard and realized that she
had forgotten the tidle.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
This a sibum.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
She meats you a very type of the chalkboard. Here
it is a little louder giggle from another male student.
She quickly turned round. I said, what's so funny? Billy said, well, Bess,
I just saw both of your garters. Get Oh she
she was hot. She you get out of my classroom.
I don't want to see you for three weeks. Well, embarrassing, frustrated,
she dropped the erasure. She turned around again. Oh, she
(15:09):
had to bend over to pick it up.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
It's time.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
There was an enormous burst of laughter from another mail student.
She quickly turned to see Little Johnny leave at the classroom,
and she said.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Well, where do you think you going?
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Little Johnny said, well, teach you for what I just
saw my school days over stuff with the lab.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
That was fun being with you.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Tell them on brothery you I'll fast, but don't get
out of here.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yea the road, Good morning, you got the big show
on the radio. More chance for you to win coming
up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 17 (15:47):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
The younger is my home. Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 17 (16:05):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two, John Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Your morning.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
It's a big Shaw the radio coming up. Every of
our lunch menu.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Man there was.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Steve Rizzo, the New York City lunchmen. You may had
puny of stuff, but hang over that. Uh y'all, Okay,
I heard my girl Bridget. Uh I got an update
on some child's wish event. Of course the uss A.
This is where grant hunting and fishing trips for children
with life threatening illnesses are not necessarily all life threatening. Yes, yes,
(17:25):
the kids and of course veterans, veterans as well.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
So it was kids, pur.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Purple heart right.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
So and as we say, you all been listening to
us a while, you know we don't ask for nothing.
The only thing we asked for when Bridget comes home
for now, for twenty five years now is the kids
and the veterans. Let them know about these trips if
they would like to do that.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Night, if you're interested and always wanted to hunt.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
And of course our big show listeners, you guys are
unbelievable donating as you can imagine a lot of hunting
and fishing trips here in our audience, and takes a lot.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
It takes a lot to have one of these put outs.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Absolutely and got note from bridgid I heard I hear
from a lot of you.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
This is just one.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
He wasn't expecting to get plugged, but just Kent King
said he wanted to grant a fishing trip or was
talking about there in North Carolina. So I said, yeah, man,
it's perfect. Thank you so much, Kent. So let bridgid know,
and Bridges said, shortly after a conversation, received an application
for a boy who was battling a life threatening illness.
(18:32):
And not only will this young man be going fishing,
but he will also be going on a bear hunt
in North Carolina, all within the same week. As If
you receive any more like that, please.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And tell her. I know you pass them on and
we do too.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
But the best way for you guys to do it
is to go to their site at child's Wish dot
org and there see twenty one families captains participate in
South Carolina fishing event. Bridget keeping us updated here. Upcoming
events in Wisconsin, all right, and looking for kids and
(19:08):
vents were Summerfest events July twenty fifth and twenty six
in central Wisconsin. That's where Bridging is from. She came
to Charlotte. We started this on the radio, and so
of course she's right there her home state. So deep
Sea fishing event in Southport, North Carolina coming up in August,
(19:28):
and as she said, bear hunts, getting those ready for
this falling bear season, that's right, comes in so neat,
so the best place to go, childswish dot org.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
And she's got you know, the different trips posted and
pamphlets for your information and everything you need, and even
a way to get in touch with her if he
had more questions, all there at that website.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
All right, awesome, Yeah, thank you so much, Thank you
so much, child's wish dot org. Good morning, I got
to make showing the radio coming up first rounds worthy
word for the week. We'll play for a hat, t shirt,
tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card from Lord Tigers,
Lord Tiger's motorcycle lawyers who ride representing injured riders over
(20:13):
two decades with Lord Tigers.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
You never ride alone.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Your Low Tigers dot com, Lodtigers dot com. They go
to Better the Big Show dot com. We got it
all set up for you, all.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Right, lunchman, you man mind?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Well, how about our boy Rizzo tried to get it
going in New York City the way we did it
down here.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Let's see how that went?
Speaker 15 (20:33):
Yeah, how you doing you reach alear public school system menu? Man,
you've got local ps once forty six. If it's a
wrong them a hang up right now, or I swear
to God will hunt you.
Speaker 18 (20:44):
Monday.
Speaker 15 (20:45):
Monday not a great day for us. We got stuff
going on. Your family's grilling. Do yourself a favorite, get
a ziplot bag, hack it up, bringing in by a
skim milk, a question about a buck goosday? My favorite
meatball Subday. Come on down, get a meatball sub, eat it,
shut the hell up, and get back to work. Wednesday
(21:12):
Prince Spaghetti Day. I don't know how this kid in
to me is running through the hallways, but he's crazy
about the Prince Spaghetti Day. And by the way, if
you need more to eat that day, go by Tuesday
Meatball Subday. Get some meatballs, clean them up, put them
in your spaghetti. You shut the hell off Sursday Thursdays. Hey,
welcome to the nineties. We got the chicken and vegetables.
(21:34):
My grandfather's doing three sixties and his grave right now.
Talk it about only having a chicken a vegetable choice.
If you're like me, come by gymnasium door. See by
the away bench out the back door. I'll sell you
some steak. We'll cook it up. We'll talk about it
later on Okay, Friday, Normally we'd have a great lunch
(21:55):
for you kids, but what I'm told is to be
a fire alarm Friday about eleven forty five. Don't park
near campus. You don't want to know why though. Just
take carry yourself. Okay. And by the way, we've had
a problem this week with the pash flow situation. Trade
(22:16):
is not acceptable for food items. They're not bringing your ponds,
your Gi Joe, your Power Rangers and Sonic the bush hooks. Okay,
bring Dallar bills. Go to your families persons if you
have to. Hey, thanks for calling, Thanks for using up
my time. That champ for the week book by Apiche
(22:37):
and hey, do the right things.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's got a chance. That's that boy.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
There's our Falkland Islands guys. Let's play worthy word one
eight hundred big show you told Land calls America. We'll
get a couple of condest and saying play next.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
It's a big shoulder radio road into your Monday, June ninth,
beature track for the Make Show bet Box, Make Your Dad,
Dad John won't billy for Fallow's Day.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I'm around a little high grand boys. What it calls
my boy? Of course he died dying, and I'm dad
that when I'm not, I'll never mind.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
They start talking like a toddler. I get it, sippy cup, be.
Speaker 11 (23:50):
Cup, Dad to the bone.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I'll bring us back to reality. There, key words dad bone. Yeah,
that's that's the way it all got started.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
All everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
You word don't worth any.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Word Lea's Winter Contestants. We got Chris from Brownsville, Kentucky.
Good morning, Chris, morning, John Boy, Hey, Boddy, welcome. Then
we got Ricky here from Huntington, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Good morning, good morning. Hey what all right?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Boys, welcome rig Here is Chris Kentucky, Tennessee's Ricky Chris y'all, hey,
let's go on morning.
Speaker 19 (24:36):
Ricky, I'm sorry, okay, all right, So, uh Tater and Ricky,
John Moore and Chris.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
All right, that's gonna be our teams this morning. We're
dealing with the beach. Words that have to do with
the beach. All right, all right there, Well, Ricky, you
and Tator relaxless man, Chris, give you something to shoot
for all right, Chris.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Are you ready? I am ready?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Jeff, all right, start the clock. Now you ride the
waves on a no, yes, ah. You throw this and
the dog catches it a pot ship. Yeah, oh oh,
look at that. Look at it go down on the evening.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
It's a beautiful sunset. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Oh, let's eat some blank legs. Look at him calling
sideways craft Yeah, uh huh, my blank's got a hole
in it. Give me a five gallon fuck it?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
All right, good word, Chris, put a five on the board.
So Tater and Ricky five is your number to shoot?
Speaker 17 (25:50):
Four?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Ricky? Are you ready? It's her and go?
Speaker 5 (25:57):
You use lures with this? What do you you use? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Another name for rod? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
You you go in the water and do this, and
you blink in a blank pool swim You might wear
these flip flops are sometimes called these they're like open shoes.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
They're called sandals. This person watches watches you while you swim.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Lockguard.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
These are big sand humps on the beach, a sand blank.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
You're not loud.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Castle, No, there's a buzzer and you guys put a
four on the board. Chris Leeds five to four still
anybody's game going in around two. All right, Chris, we
back up for another thirty Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
I am ready to jumbo.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
And we were picking up on that last word, starting
the clock now, big hill of.
Speaker 20 (26:50):
Sand uh sed No.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
A movie was titled this just one word, the last
word a sand w.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
S.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Don't walk on the sand blanks.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It's a meach heels no there he no not males
another word.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Come on us.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
The movie Kurt Russell starting it. Man, Oh damn, I
know alride zero on the board. Ricky and Tator's had
time to think about it. One will tie, two will win.
Ricky and Tator ready to go.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
It's a it's a blank buggy, huh a blank, Yes,
turn up this John's was one of these.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
He's got big teeth.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Y'all sharp for the wind of yall.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
That I know.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Man.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Sometimes I word just will not come to you hal
all the time. Well, why well, Chris, you can play again, buddies,
don't give another shot at it down the road.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
All right, all right, thank you, buddy, appreciate you man. Recky.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Look at you over in Huntington grabbing that big old
prize pack. We'll get it to you, buddy, gratulations.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
All right, can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
You go ahead, it's all.
Speaker 11 (28:20):
The blue collar workers corn bread got it done today,
go Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Bit
request for John Boy.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Garyt w Starling from Facebook Lands says, I want you
to play the one about the genie from way back
in the day. Oh Gary doing that tuned Tater was
listening to this funny stuff, old buddy dub alright, get
the ford.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
In the bit box.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
It's itsy bitsy teeny weeny.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, that's coming up next.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Good morning makes shows on the radio all rise, mean
you'd like to hear about this time only through Friday.
Hit us up on the John wom Miller Facebook page.
The gon't Garystarling Facebook Land. We got bit box gold
a married man coming up in minutes and this it's
a bitsy teeny weenie Jeanie.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
I think I threw the weenie in there, Jennie.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah, all right, so.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
It's gold Gold Action.
Speaker 20 (29:51):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode itsy.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Bitsy teeny Genie. Our story opens.
Speaker 20 (30:01):
Mister and Missus Peterson are enjoying a relaxing round of
golf at the Brushy Wood Country Club.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Okay, sweaty, Now remember keep your head down and don't
forget to follow through.
Speaker 11 (30:10):
Okay, Pooky, here it goes.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Wow, look at that one. Go oh, he said, for
that house on the left.
Speaker 11 (30:19):
Oops, honey, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Don't worry, sweetie, when you live on a golf course,
I do expect that to happen every once in a while. Really, sure,
Hop in the car. We'll just go over and apologize
and offer to pay for the window. Everything will be
all right though. Peterson's drive to the house and make
their way onto the rear deck.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Hello, anybody home, Yeah, come on in.
Speaker 20 (30:44):
As the Petersons enter the home, they encounter an older
gentleman in a turban sitting on the couch in the den.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Alright, the folks, this is your ball?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Uh, hey, who's the old guy with a turban? I'm
damn the genie, the genie.
Speaker 14 (31:01):
Yeh.
Speaker 16 (31:02):
See that bottle over there on the floor, That GoF
ball as yours. Came through the window and knocked it
off the shelf. The cart popped out and released me
from the bottle.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
You were in that bottle been in there for almost
two thousand years. Wow, I bet you're glad to be
out of there.
Speaker 14 (31:18):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
In fact, I want to give you a reward. Wow,
you mean you're gonna grant us three wishes?
Speaker 16 (31:24):
Well, no, I'll grant you two wishes, but I'm gonna
keep the third wish for myself.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Hey man, what kind of genie are you?
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Do you want the two wishes or not?
Speaker 11 (31:33):
Calm down, sweetie, he's a genie. He can do anything
he wants the way he wants. Mister Jennie, two wishes
will be fine.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Okay, what do you want?
Speaker 7 (31:41):
I got it, Genie, make me a scratch golfer.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Consider it done?
Speaker 12 (31:47):
Hey, what kind of wishes that look?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Sweetie? Honey, baby cools? Little to spend my dream all
my life?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
You know that?
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (31:55):
Okay, whatever, all right, sweety, Now it's your turn. Well
how about a million bucks a year for the rest
of our lives?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
No problem, no problem, a million bucks a year?
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Could wish poop and poop and peep? I say a
lot better than thanks, your big dumb.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Okay, now you two have to grant the third wish
to me.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Why you know, I ain't never heard of a Jennie
keeping wishes for himself before.
Speaker 16 (32:25):
Look, if you don't want to wishes, I could always
give him to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Oh no, it's okay, go ahead.
Speaker 16 (32:33):
Well, like I said before, I was stuck in that
bottle for a long time. I sure could use some
female companionship. You could, Yes, And your wish sure is cute?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Say she is? What are you saying?
Speaker 16 (32:49):
My wish is to spend thirty minutes making mad, passionate
love to your wife.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I thought it was gonna be worse than that.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
What that is totally out of the question.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Now wait a minute, come here too.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
You we did we did agree to his turn Are
you crazy?
Speaker 14 (33:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Why should start thinking about that scratch golfer thing?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Hey, turn me loose on a course with a million bucks?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
I doubled it in a week. Hey, are you in
in or out?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Well?
Speaker 11 (33:22):
Okay, let's get this over with, honey, would you mind
waiting outside in the car?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
You want me to wait outside? Okay?
Speaker 20 (33:28):
Missus Peterson and the Genie disappear into the master bedroom.
They emerge thirty minutes later.
Speaker 16 (33:36):
You know, Ms Peterson, you're a real qualifier to your
Husband's a nice guy too, Say how old is he?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Anyway?
Speaker 16 (33:43):
He's thirty eight, thirty eight, ain't he a little old
to believe in this genie stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
We hope you've enjoyed John Playhouse.
Speaker 20 (34:00):
Next time when we'll hear mister Peterson say, hey.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Does this mean we don't get to meet?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Good morning as a big Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
You're gonna be dealing most of the dad dies heading
up to Father's Day. Wee getting rad on the Big Box.
I'm gonna try, but he started going throughout the week
for a whole show.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Don't know good, Yes, we will well this tune. Dad
to the bone.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
He words of the Big Box, Dad Bone Box of
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I don't leave it with you right now.
Speaker 20 (35:28):
All right, get up in the morning and I go
off to work. I don't like my job because my
boss is a jerky, but I gotta make that money.
I gotta take it on home. I'm here to tell you,
buddy that I'm Dad to the bone, Died to the bone,
(35:50):
Died to the bone, Dad, Dad to the ball. I'll
make a thousand bucks, but still I'm blue. I need
a thousand more, baby, for all the bills that are due.
(36:11):
I'm in the hole, pretty baby singing just like a stone,
got a wife and four kids, and I'm dad to
the ball, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Oh brother, dad.
Speaker 20 (36:29):
Dadd Could you guys excuse me for just a second. Hello, Yes, honey, Bunny, Yeah, listen.
Speaker 12 (36:48):
I'm kind of in the middle of the right back.
Speaker 20 (36:52):
Yeah, we're sort of rocking right now. I promise I'll
call you back in just a minute. Okay, thanks, so.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Sorry.
Speaker 9 (37:01):
Guys.
Speaker 20 (37:04):
Got two kids with jelly all over their faces, one
that needs a new bike and one that needs braces,
and a wife pretty baby with a brand new cellular phone.
I'm about to go broken. I'm dad to the ball,
Dad to the baron. Oh boy, you don't know the
(37:28):
ha of it. I mean, it's just well.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Never rid you guys, excuse me just one more second?
Speaker 20 (37:38):
Hello, Yes, Honeyboddy, No, No, we're we're we're still rocking
over here. Yes now, we're only on our first take,
so I really don't know how much longer it's trying
to p Yeah, that's that's check.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
That's that's a phone.
Speaker 20 (37:53):
Yeah, checked, the guy from the bowling team.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
No, I don't think you guys have met.
Speaker 20 (37:59):
What different does it make what.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
He looks like?
Speaker 20 (38:01):
I'm sure you guys have never mad. Yes, that's college buddy. Yes, yes, yes,
he plays very well. Yes, yes, doesn't honey connect?
Speaker 10 (38:11):
What?
Speaker 18 (38:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Pick up a few things at the star.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Or at home?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Oh okay, let's second.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Does anybody have a pet?
Speaker 15 (38:21):
Thanks?
Speaker 20 (38:22):
Okay, well, paper towels?
Speaker 19 (38:25):
And what else?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Is that the super MAXI?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Now do those have the wings?
Speaker 15 (38:32):
Okay?
Speaker 20 (38:33):
All right, I'll take care of it on the way. No,
I really don't know how I's gonna be Listen, honey,
the solos almost over. I need to go.
Speaker 12 (38:40):
I'll talk too soon.
Speaker 15 (38:42):
Okay.
Speaker 20 (38:47):
I hear so much talk that my ears are bleeding,
my life is a mess, and my hairlines reci I'm
a wreck, pretty baby. It makes me won a moan.
I'm here to tell you, brother that I'm dad to
the bone, Dad to the bone.
Speaker 18 (39:09):
That's me, brother, Dad, Dad, dad.
Speaker 20 (39:19):
To the moll. No, this is sounding pretty good, oh boy, Yes,
honey money, Yes, I think we're just getting ready to
wrap up here. Yes, what, Yes, I'll be sure to
give Joey's penn back. I know I'm very bad about
(39:41):
sticking him into my pot. Yeah, honey, I'll be home
in a few minutes. Okay, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Bye bye.
Speaker 20 (39:49):
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