December 8, 2025 • 48 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s another Mini Movie Monday - today we’re working our way through the Holiday Classic, “A Christmas Carl” - featuring Carl Childers from the Millsburg Nervous Hospital.. - Oliver shares his feelings on the many personalities of John Boy - and focuses on his least favorite, the Christmastime John Boy.. - Dr. Elmo performs a parody of himself entitled “John Boy Got Run Over by a Reindeer”.. - Donnie Pressley sings Silver B-B-Bells.. - and Tank Hogarth lays down some hard talk about saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas…
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Take right.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Good morning, Ben Show's on a radio with your Monday
Morning I featured track from The Big Show bed Box.
Thank Huggarth on Christmas all over it Christmas Tank keywords
when you hit it at the Big Show dot Com.
All right, now down to blame beating the blonde. Let's
get our contestant on the line. Looks like it's George
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from Abbeyville, Alabama.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Good morning, George, Morry, Good morning, Joe Body Hell. All right, George.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
We'll go ask Tater some questions about all sorts of stuff.
You'll agree or disagree with her answer. You get two
bells before two buzzers and you win. Okay, okay, all right,
we got it.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Roman soldiers ate lots of onions, mainly because they believe
that onions gave them what.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Some choices, strength, bravery or endurance.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, I watch Gladiator.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I know endurance, endurance they believe onions would give them. George,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm gonna agree agree.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
With endurance bravery. That's weird.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I guess everybody ran from them because they stunk.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, they mistook that to be I'm brave romans. There
is a buzzer. Let's sen when can get your bailed?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Georgeians are very medicinal. Okay, right, moving on here for you.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
What do you mean.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That's helpful?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
The long before the magazine, the original title of Esquire
was used someone who did what?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
What English I'm not a scientist was used.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Left were used to describe someone.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Who The original title of Esquire was used to describe
someone who did what?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You still with us, George? Sorry about that?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay, all right, Luckily we have choices.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
That's what I sound like when I have bourbon.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Our original title of Esquire was it served as an
attendant to the royal family, served as an attendant to
a knight. Are served as an attendant to a judge.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
See, my guess wasn't even on the list. So I'm
saying served as an attendant to a knight.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Served as an attendant to a knight. George, agree or disagree.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
That that's correct. I'm gonna agree, Yes, it is correct.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
They were more often seen as a proge or a
night in training.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
But CROSI.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Was that a while show? You had me watching Stickness
the night. Remember the guy with the big old outfit
and the little guy came in.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
He served fall fallout.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
All right anyway, So here we go, George, we got
a full count. Going into the final question. Dateter some
history lessons teach us that Lady Godiva rode nude on
a white horse through the streets of Coventry. Others say
she was not nude. Regardless, why did she ride at all?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Because I'm so hot, I.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Got joys for you.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
She was there protesting high taxi taxes, taxes levied by
her husband.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So going and jumping in there, George, like she knows
what she's doing. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (04:23):
That's a tough one.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
I'm well, I hope you I don't agree.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Told me to go to her ride.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
My husband said it'll be so great.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I never knew that was a deal. I thought that
was lost a bet or something. High taxes by her husband.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So she was married.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Lady Goadabel was married to a tyrant who imposed very
high taxes on the people.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
She tried to persuade him to lure them.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
He said, you will have to ride nected through Coventry
before I change my ways, and she he took him.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
At his word.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
He throwing a horse. The legends that's the legend. That's
probably true.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
And it didn't It didn't hurt that I'm beautiful.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, George worked out for you, buddy. You got a
big old prize back head down the Abbeyville for you,
all right, So Taylor, don't want to go all Randy
on you. That's where the Lady Goodiver riding neck into
the streets. That's where the deal peeping Tom came from.
Because it was a guy named Tom. It looked down
in the shades that they were supposed to close the
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shade and not look. When Lady Godiva was riding.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Down the street.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
He was a tailor.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I was just looking at her because I was gonna
make her some clothes.
Speaker 10 (05:50):
She was.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Shout out to the habidasher love you there.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Richard the tailor lives Aye.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
The big show is on the radio. Roberties in the studio.
And as you drive into work, ever wonder what's going
on in the car next to you? Well, Rapert does.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (06:54):
As you're look at those cars all around you, have
you ever noticed, as you drive in look into them
and see fellow commuters, how many of them are smoking?
Cooped up in that car? Windows up? Ever, thought, how
they could stand it, and how much that car must stink,
and how much the person in it swathed and nasty
tobacco smokes, stinks and will stink all day long because
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that acred odor has permeated their every orifice as well
as their skin and hair and clothes they wear yup.
Only thing nast year are snuff dippers and tobacco cheers.
Read a story, I think it was in the Wall
Street Journal the other day about how people are getting
their nicotine hits dipping and chewing and where do they
spit the stuff out the window? No? Now, usually they
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have cups that to carry with them. And also at worked,
many dippers and chewers use a coffee cup at their desk,
hidden behind a row of books or computer monitor. And
now what I'm wandering, aside from the nastiness, how do
these people already grossing out their fellow workers talk to them.
When I was a boy growing up in the cotton
mill town, I'd noticed women, particularly coming out of the
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mill with a dip snuff in their lower lip, and
I'd noticed the men coming out after the shift was
over about three in the afternoon. Most wore bib overalls,
a denim shirt, collar buttoned at the top, and a
hat on. Always a hat for door, not a baseball cap.
First thing they'd do out of the gate was reach
into that top overall or overhauls as they call him,
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and pull out a pack of camels like one to
add that smoke into the cotton dust that had been
breathing for eight hours. No wonder the life expectancy was
so short, and the quality of life even shorter.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Robert E.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
Rayford passion it on here on the John Bourne Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
No no, let doctor Elmo get on your nerves. The
grandma got run over by rein deer. We got them
in the Big Show studio. Gonna change it up, be
like a brand new saw.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
In minutes. That's the teams. And right now it's time
for dumb crooked news.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Dumb crook story sending by you the Big Show listeners
from all over the world. The address will follow this
special holiday edition. A forty two year old man was
arrested for driving a parade float while intoxicated during the
annual Christmas parade in Anderson, South Carolina. According to witnesses,
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a man appeared to loose patience with the slow pacing
of the parade and began laying on his horn before
starting to pass other floats and participants in the lineup.
Spectators reported that the festive decorated float was weaving past
other parade participants as it broke free from the procession,
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with the driver's son and eighteen other terrified riders still
on board. Once cleared the parade route, police ai the
driver sped through city streets, ran red lights, and refused
to pull over. During a three mile chase with speeds
reaching up to sixty miles an hour.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
That's fast with a float.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Officers eventually stopped the vehicle and took the man into custody.
He was charged with over three dozen crimes, including DUI
eighteen counts of kidnapping, resisting arrests, and assafting an officer.
He was later sent USD to ninety days in jailed
in five years probation. I think they revoked his float
request for.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
The following year.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Three members of a shoplifting ring targeted a Louis Fauton
store in Bellevue, Washington, on Black Friday. The tree included
two masked women and one male suspect wearing a Spandex
ski mask, notably without eyehos. All three crooks went straight
to work, grabbing as many expensive handbags as they could carry.
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Within seconds, and two women sprinted past security and out
of the store. Well, the male fief was close behind,
running full speed toward the exit, but with one slight miscalculation,
he slammed headfirst into the plate glass window just to
the left of the door, knocked himself out, and that
seventeen year old was charged with attempted robbery. Well, a
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nineteen year old Stromsburg, Nebraska woman stole a car over
the Thanksgiving holiday and drove it to a nearby town
where she robbed a bank while claiming to have a gun.
And she might have gotten away with it if she
hadn't done what authority say may many modern criminals can't
seem to resist. She bragged about it on social media,
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of course it's about I reportedly returned home and, while
still wearing the same clothes from the robbery, recorded herself
smoking marijuana, holding up bundles of cash, and bragging, I
just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now I'm rich.
She titled the seven minute video Chick bank Robber and
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posted it on YouTube, where instantly it went viral, racking
up millions of views. In it's about it says she's
going to pay off her college loans and go on
one Hella shopping spree. However, her internet fame and her
brief life of crime were both cut short. Police arrested
her shortly after the video went public, and prosecutors using
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footage as evidence against her. She got eleven to twenty
two years in prison. She had millions of views. Forty
seven year old suspect drug dealer in Liverpool, England. He
created his Christmas tree by festooning it with cash in
little bags of cocaine, and then sent pictures of it
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to several people on his client list, along with the
caption Who's dreaming of a white Christmas? Well as luck
would have it. Several of them posted the picture to Facebook.
Police trace the image back to the suspect, obtained warrants
for multiple locations and then the ensuing raid sees nearly
two million dollars in cash and narcotics. The man was
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arrested and is now enjoying an extended seven year holidays
stay with His Majesty's prison service.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
Oh there they go how formal.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
And finally.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
In Eureka Springs, Arkansas, fire and police responded to a
residence on Thanksgiving Day after a nine to one to
one caller reported that their grandmother had accidentally set herself
on fire. Well First responders arrived to a chaotic scene
with several family members frantically waving thick smoke out of
the home, so firefighters rushing inside, where a man holding
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a fire extinguisher was hysterically screaming, she's in here, expecting
the worst. Crews followed him into the kitchen, where a topless,
seventy seven year old woman was found setting on the
floor completely covered in white powder. Family members stated that
the grandmother had been removing a turkey from the oven
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when she somehow managed to set her shirt sleeve on fire.
Another relative saw the flames and yelled, Grandma, you're on fire.
The panic woman then tore off the burning garment and
began jumping and stomping on it. Meanwhile, the turkey, now
fully engulfed in flames, ignited the kitchen curtains, sending family
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members running for their lives. Fire officials credit the woman's
thirty four year old grandson with grabbing the homes fire
extinguisher and putting out the blaze, which was reported started
by grease from the turkey well. The grandmother was treated
at the scene for minor burns and smoke evolution.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
The whole thing was horrifying.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
The grandson told officers that image of my topless grandmother
jumping up and down on her flaming blouse will haulting forever.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
It plays in slow motion every time I close my eyes.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Oh, if you have dumb crook news, mail to dumb
Crook News, John Boy and Billy Peel box one nine
one one one, Charlotte and Ze two eight two one nine.
Email to anybody but me at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weather sports.
Speaker 12 (15:58):
You come on me today Because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your request. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Ask good morning, baby's on the radio? Oh yeah, head again?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
The doctor Elmo in a Beg Jones studio. He wanted
to do a special version of his hit Christmas song.
We let it man, he might have to find that
video you put together with our heads on.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I know exactly where it is.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
And really the problem is you might have to find it. No,
I do know exactly where it is.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
What you can do in the meantime, let's all enjoyed
the song. I promise I'd play it once every Christmas.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Here it is ready.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
John Boy got run over by a reindeer walking home
from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no
such thing as Santa. But as for me and Shay,
we believe he'd been drinking too my eggnoge and we
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begged him not to go, but she forgot his medication
and he staggered out the door into the snow. When
we found him Christmas morning at the scene of the attack,
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he had hoofprints on his forehead and incrimin eighties and
claws marks on his butt. Grand Boy got run over
by a reindeer walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But
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as for me and Billy, we believe.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And they're also proud of Billy. He's been taking this
so well. See him in there watching football, drinking beer
and making moves on cousin. Now is that Christmas without
John Boy? All the families dressed in black, and we
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just can't help. But wonder should we open up his
gifts or send them back? John Boy got run over
by a reindeer walking on from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But
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as for me and Billy, we believe now. The goose
is on the table, and the eggnog freely flows, and
the blue and silver candles that would just have matched
the hairs in John Boy's nose. I've warned all my
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friends and neighbors better watch out for yourselves. They should
never give a license to a man who drives a
sleigh and fondles elves. John Boy got run over by
a reindeer walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You
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can say there's no such thing as Santa. Bud has
from me and Billy, we believe.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
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Speaker 13 (21:09):
What's up Winter, Wonderlanders, Bird Fern Here with the fourth
and final episode of your Big Show Morning Mini movie
Holiday Spectacular, A Christmas Carl Starry, Carl Childer's at Scrooge
and Spanky as the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come,
brought to you by Colonel Hanson's all purpose turd polished
turn that brown upside down with Colonel Hanson's Now back
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to our story. When we last left Scrooge, he just
ventured into the wee hours of the morning with his
new tour guide, The Ghost of Christmas yet to come.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
Oh, this can't miss.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
You.
Speaker 14 (21:46):
Ain't much at this ghosting? Are you all that noise
and lots of flashing? We're still here in my bedroom?
Speaker 15 (21:52):
What's wrong, mister tank Gott the guys you're not too quick,
are you there?
Speaker 16 (21:56):
Jetro?
Speaker 14 (21:57):
This is your bedroom in the future. Who's all these
folks milling around this time of night by here looking
for a handout? They're here to pay their last respects
to the late Ebenezer screwed who how about that?
Speaker 15 (22:12):
Look at them folks just to crying and carrying on
and whatnot. M hmm.
Speaker 14 (22:16):
Look to me, Look, they're gonna miss me a good bit.
They're not crying because you're dead. You're crying because they
didn't get a chance to kill you themselves. These are
the people you hat cheated and screwed over when you
were align you dope.
Speaker 15 (22:28):
Well, five people don't seem like much to me.
Speaker 14 (22:31):
Look up that window, big spinder, how many blocks you reckon?
Speaker 15 (22:37):
That line stretches quite a few? Who well, ain't there
knowing out there?
Speaker 14 (22:45):
And it's even a little sad. Oh you bet your life.
Hold on to your night camp, old Chap. I recognize
there's dump any words. This is bob Cratchit's place. What
are we doing here?
Speaker 15 (23:03):
Who you said you wanted to see? Someone said, so
shut up and listen.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
I saw mister Scrooge's nephew today. He told me how
heartily sorry he was for our loss. He is so thoughtful.
And what a sharp dress? Or what was he wearing?
Missus Boba still unavailable. I'm afraid so, but I think
it's going well, don't you? Could you just stick to
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the script please? I shall miss coming home with tiny
Tim on my shoulder. Oh, my little child, my little child,
you're really good.
Speaker 14 (23:45):
Thank you, little Feller. Little Feller, still wonder why everybody's
glad you did?
Speaker 15 (23:58):
It doesn't end there, go down, let's here. It must
be an eighties.
Speaker 14 (24:09):
Some folks calls it hell.
Speaker 17 (24:11):
I call it.
Speaker 15 (24:12):
Eighties, and now you can call it home. Make you self.
Speaker 16 (24:16):
Comfortable, Scrooge, you'll be here a while, at least for
an eternity.
Speaker 14 (24:27):
Don't leave me here, mister ghost. I reckon, I can
use one more chance. I can change my ways. I
won't call Christmas a humbug off the time being so cheap.
I'll even help Ratchet's give the kid.
Speaker 15 (24:41):
Just don't leave me here, m.
Speaker 14 (24:52):
M, I don't care if it was just a dream.
That's a whole lot say for being nice to folks.
I reckon and I'm gonna start with them.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Cratchit.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Scrooge was a new man.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
He greeted Christmas morning and his fellow man with a smile.
Speaker 15 (25:08):
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 13 (25:11):
After spreading joy to the rest of London, he finally
reached Bob Cratchit's house.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Matha den. What do you make of all that screaming? Well,
I guess a lot of people got polyester for Christmas.
Speaker 15 (25:29):
Merry Christmas, Cratchit.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Mister Scrooge, is that you? Oh, he's on the crack.
I'll get my mate. What are you doing here, cratch It.
Speaker 14 (25:39):
I'm a new man. I've had three gods. Show me
how no count I be in Christmas ain't a humbug.
You can have a day off and I'm giving you
a raise.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Oh, just in time for the after holiday fails, I'll
get my perth.
Speaker 14 (25:54):
Bible says a man hadn't order to go with another man.
But I don't reckon the Lord. It's send a good
fella like you to hate. He's a he is just
filling in.
Speaker 13 (26:04):
How could a feller get any rest at all with
all this dad gub racket Scrooge, son of a hold it, Papa,
I'll get the shovel now, No, no, tamn noe.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
This is the new mister Scrooge.
Speaker 14 (26:16):
Merry Christmas, little Feller. We're gonna get you all better.
Me and you, we're gonna be friends.
Speaker 13 (26:25):
But my dad, you loopie old fart Scrooge was better
than his word than From that Christmas on he was
loved by all, and to tiny Tim who did not die,
he became like a second father.
Speaker 15 (26:37):
Gonna put marm around you, little Feller.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
You are freaking me out, man, How come way you
talk a holiday? Happy ending?
Speaker 13 (26:45):
We hope you've enjoyed a Christmas carl brought to you
by Colonel Hanson's all purpose turn polish, turned that brown
upside down with Colonel Hanson's on behalf of the John
Boy and Billy Big Show. We wish you all the
merriest Christmas, the happiest holiday, and made the lesson learned
by Eboneza Scrooge be with you all year long until
next time.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Friends.
Speaker 13 (27:04):
This is your old pal Britburn saying, so long I've had.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Funds, duff funstuff, and we still got for part of
a Christmas goober to come before we hit a Christmas
with the good news. All right, y'all, let's play wordy word.
Why ain't under bench show you don't free loud? Get
a couple contestants from playing next good morning, make shows
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all radio for you Monday morning, a feature track fan
to make sure bet box hang hold arth Christmas.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
We'll get that out for you. It was here before,
get out here and right now.
Speaker 15 (28:03):
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Okay, ma'berdie word, dont birdie word?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Chris from Charlotte, North Carolina.
Good morning, Chris, oh hey, John Boy, Hey, everybody.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Nobody welcome. And we got Mike from Trying, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Good morning, Mike, Good morning, everybody, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Mike has Chris and Charlotte Chris has Mike and Trying.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
We're gonna play some more of the word together, boys, right,
words dealing with halloween, because what you got.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
You have some left over all.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
We gotta get rid of all our words here, all right.
It'll be John Boy and Chris, Marcy and Mike. Okay
and boy words. Oh yeah, words dealing with halloween. So
get that and you ahead, and Mike, he and Teddy relax,
me and Chris see what we can do?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
All right? You ready, Chris? Yes, all right? Start to
clock now when you will dress up? You blank to
be somebody else?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
You know?
Speaker 18 (29:05):
You?
Speaker 3 (29:05):
What what do you do as a kid? You do
this a lot? I mean no, no, no, you you
play like play like what do you do? That's it?
That's it. What is the month of Halloween?
Speaker 8 (29:17):
October?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Huh? What do you wear on your head? A a top?
Speaker 10 (29:23):
What?
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Mat?
Speaker 6 (29:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
No, on your head hat? Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Oh this is what you eat. It's like two words
and it's staying popular. That's coming there, alright, Chris, three?
Oh more, I know doggard Let's see what Marcia.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
John's all right.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Buddie, We got another round and still Marcy and Mike
to go.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Why are you shouting? I can't quit it.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I have no boys modulation.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Let's play this game, okay, go oh crap, don't hold on. Okay, hey,
this is this is like it's like fake. It looks
like a fake uh vegetable. It's a blank blank it's
it's it is he said the first word.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
They handed out his.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Card. This is it. You do this?
Speaker 6 (30:09):
You you?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
You blank your house with skeletons and webs. You yes,
you uh. This is like the devil another another. They
work for the devil. They possess you, They possess you.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Ah right, so we're tying up.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I see three to three. Still anybody's game? My Chris,
Here we go. Let's do some points here, buddy, brand
new word. Okay, start the clock now. Bonzo was a
famous Yeah. Batman and Superman wear this on their back. Yes,
(30:52):
uh huh. You have these dreams? Uh, these dreams are scary. Okay,
and put a bunch of wood out side and lighted.
It's a big old fire. What kind of fire? What
kind of fire?
Speaker 11 (31:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Go to the theater and watch a scary movie. Uh huh.
Let's go out and have some fun.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Oh right.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
See that's the way you do it, tenyor you have
to insert yourself into the feelings of emotion. Sorry I
was talking too loud on dry.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah alright, alright.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
That sat not.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
But hey, you and Mike in the game six will
tie in force overtime, seven will win?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Ready, Mike, I'm ready, okay, and go.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
You say this trick or treat. Uh huh some churches
will hold a trick or blank.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Is that wrong?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (31:48):
You h Robin's boss is who superhero? A vampire has
these long teeth things?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Uh?
Speaker 18 (32:00):
You?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Uh? This is where all the bones are?
Speaker 6 (32:03):
You go out to their yard.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Yep, this is what you you vampire sleeps in this copping.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Another word?
Speaker 17 (32:12):
Castle?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (32:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
What did he say castle? Castle?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I thought he said casket. If you would have said casket, Mike,
you would have time.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
No gone and we won by one.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I see her just torn.
Speaker 17 (32:29):
Up about it, coughing and caskets the same thing.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I know.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
No, not a good game, right, Well, Mike, I got
a shout out it down road.
Speaker 17 (32:40):
Yeah, Bodie, I'm a first time color. Can I give
a shout out? Yes you may, first time color and
give a shout out to my wife, Tony, my two
kids during in boat, and our first grandson, Cohen.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Well all ride, dad, good word, good work boy, you
made a good showing that.
Speaker 18 (32:58):
Mike.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
We appreciate you and your man and Chris. Look at
you winning worthy word and getting the big old Bertee
County peanuts for Christmas.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
Buddy, grat Joe, John Boy, we got back on the
winning side.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
I just want to thank you.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
I go back with you for since I was a
teenager for about four and a half decades, from the
bill hip to the bar to when you lived over
in your pop shop, the Rolling Stones concert in twenty
oh five. We just got so many great memories of
you and the show and all all the staff.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Well, Chris, that's awesome, buddy.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
We sure appreciate you, man.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
I'm sure gonna miss you, guys.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Thank you so much. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Will you keep up check on us every once in
a while to John won't be the Facebook page mare
will makes more memories there, buddy, Thank you man. Chris,
you hang on with jacket. Good morning, Got the bag
on the radio, Baby quais did John Boy as Scott
Martin out of Knoxville, Tennessee's he this guys sayings said, Guys,
(33:57):
please play DONNYE. Presley's delay aid silver bells Hi, hilarious.
That is a good and silver bells on the Big
Show Choir and Donnie Presley coming up next. Good Monday morning,
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Got the Big Show on the radio. You know, Sesame
Street help raise all of us. Now it's our turn
donating this holiday season at sesame dot org because the
world needs Sesame and Sesame.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Needs you.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Right now, tell me you aloud to hear about this
time on as you're Friday, hit us up.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
On the John Bone build of Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Scott Morton at Knoxville, got your request right here, all.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
Right, Officer Donny Presley's holiday Christmas song.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
Are you ready, Donnie?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yes, I am all right.
Speaker 7 (35:06):
Thought this will be take one ready.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Ready here we go.
Speaker 19 (35:24):
Wow, well that sounds good.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
City side walks, business side of the walks, dressed in
a lot of today's style. In the air there there's
a feel of Christmas sauces.
Speaker 20 (35:58):
Children are a life people as say meeting smile.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Laughter, smile on every corner.
Speaker 20 (36:09):
You're your.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Silverb silverban last.
Speaker 21 (36:21):
It's Christmas to time and then a saday ring on.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Here the right soon bakers and cissisted to strings of
straight light even.
Speaker 20 (36:47):
Star lights blankover of red and angle and go as
the shoppers russ rush home all with the art treasures.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Here the sns now cross city gizards as.
Speaker 20 (37:03):
Rush this is said on his big day day and
at others bizasso you youllir silver silvervis It's Christmas.
Speaker 18 (37:24):
Time and in any city ring a ling ling ling,
hear them ring.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
So walla baggy. Christmasmas is today city side walks, busy
side walks, dressed in hat all of the days to
star in there and the earth.
Speaker 18 (37:53):
There's a fifty healing of the Christmas saucer.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Children say, people from vast.
Speaker 20 (38:04):
Say, meeting smiles, facts, smile.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Had on every street.
Speaker 20 (38:13):
Corner, you're you're here, silver of the horses, silvers.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
It's Christmas is time. And in the city.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Rain a line.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Here they are ringing some head HOI beg Christmas day,
silver over the bad silver the beds.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Soon it whill be Christmases. I got boo blisters on
my father.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Before we get the tank hole guard Christmas, Christmas tank
keywords for this if you want well, there's Archie Wargie
and his way over qualified brides cop bout.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
This morning, bring us grid President. We got to see
Sorrgy Wargie.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Uh that was a compliment, but.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
A couple I was to go back there. Man, that's
just awesome. Brought some Christmas presents, thanking us for four
to five years, sorry years in the world, budd Is
that not there.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Am I on the era you are?
Speaker 22 (40:18):
Yeah, you know I've known you guys for like thirty
plus years, Yes, sir, since the nineties when I worked
at a Fox one or two down and down in Columbia.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
We used to train together. Y'all might remember my push up.
Oh yeah, push showing him how to do a proper military.
Speaker 7 (40:34):
PTSD from that push.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 7 (40:38):
Oh, I mean people, and you introduced yourself. Hey, but
you were on the junk weren't you the fard guy? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:43):
That was the fart guy.
Speaker 7 (40:44):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 11 (40:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
He was real close with the Major General Tom Saddlery
and speed Away Children's Charities and doing a lot of
good work over the years.
Speaker 9 (40:57):
Some of the best times is when Tom would come
in and say something completely stupid and he would look
over his shoulder to see you know, Gary standing behind him,
Sergery standing behind him, and the faces he'd do and
rolling his eyes, shaking his head.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
Say there, John, my white man here, I was out there,
me and Kenny.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Me and came.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Ergie.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Now, didn't somebody like an officer get on you from
maybe divulging something on the air.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
I did not say, general, way to.
Speaker 7 (41:29):
Go to way to go?
Speaker 18 (41:30):
Bring that up.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Yeah, yeah, it was a long time ago.
Speaker 22 (41:35):
Yeah, because I got back and that guy just reading,
I said, Hey, do you do realize he's a retired
two star general.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
He knows all the generals here and at the Pentagon.
Speaker 7 (41:43):
I just happened to be there, right.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
It was just that internet was you know, that just
had started emails and he was he was in the
email world, and he just believed every email that came
his way, and those chain emails.
Speaker 22 (41:58):
Were the Yeah, but I did tell the information.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
I did, but I had to.
Speaker 17 (42:04):
You know, I.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Don't remember that guy's name. I just remember him just
we've almost got away with it.
Speaker 22 (42:12):
So I remember the one time I told you about
us having to do uh don't ass don't tell training,
and you come back.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
On the air and you're like, yeah, Sergie Bargie his friend.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah, they just had to go through home sensitivity training.
Speaker 7 (42:27):
That's the kind of thing they told him not to say.
Speaker 22 (42:32):
Buddy, I said, I should have known not to say anything.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
He'll read whatever you put in and he'll repeat anything
in the studio.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Y'all tell me it was going right there.
Speaker 7 (42:48):
That's how my wife found out she was pregnant.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
You, buddy, Thank you. Thank you so much for you years.
Speaker 15 (42:58):
Man.
Speaker 22 (42:59):
Yeah, man, you know, I just want to make sure
it was special and I wanted to bring it up
personally and give it to you.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
We'll take a picture of that stick. I want to
put that on our Facebook page.
Speaker 22 (43:08):
Letters, and I made it personal just so you can't
give it away as one of your.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
All right, quick, let's go to Tank.
Speaker 10 (43:26):
It's time for an American minute with Tank oh Gard.
Thanks Red, Hey America, Tank Hogarth, there got a minute.
You know, I thought, with the country taking a new direction,
our beloved Star Spangled Republic could pull out of this
national nose, dive into the abyss of intolerance and ignorance,
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and ascend to the red, white and blue righteousness we
used to know. There's just one little obstacle to hurdle,
one more bump in the road to navigate, one more
partially moist dog log, scrape off the shoe of hope
and change to make America great again. That's right, the holidays,
(44:08):
So zip your yapper and plant that wide load for
two shakes, and there's a real possibility that maybe, just
maybe you'll go away a little bit Smarterich judging from
some of you dim bulbs is a real damn stretch. Afterwards,
you can write your complaints on a card, roll it
into a ball and stick it up your dumper. There's
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a nice spot right to the left next to your head. Well, kitties,
it's that time of year again, Christmas, the Yule Tide,
a time for marshmallow dreams and kids high pitched screams.
Remember the good old days when the ho ho hoes
used to come from the North Pole instead of the
Kardashian family tree, When everybody love going to the manger
(44:53):
to see Baby Jesus instead of giving automatic citizenship to
Baby Jesus.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
When cities went all out decorating.
Speaker 10 (45:02):
The streets with millions of lights because no one had
started a cry and a fit about global warming yet,
and there was so much by God tinsel that you
were picking it out of the dog's crap till June,
and everyone was saying Merry Christmas instead of hey, jackass,
(45:23):
I saw that flat screen TV first, And if you
want to go home with all your damn teeth, you'll
step off.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (45:30):
Maybe I'm living in the past. Maybe I'm not with
this new scene man. Maybe I think stocking should be
hung by the chimney with care, instead of hung next
to your boyfriend's pantyhose in the shower, next to his
loof of sponge and his shower crocs. But I'll tell
you this much, if your butt pucker's when somebody says
Merry Christmas, and you should probably stock your advent calendar
(45:52):
with xanax? What the hell have you done to Christmas America?
Christmas in America used to be a time to look
for two. You couldn't wait until Thanksgiving because you knew
the very next day the stores would reopen, glistening and
glittering with all that seasonal dud dads and geegaws that
made you want to buy some new rabbit ears for
(46:14):
the old black and white idiot bucks so you could
clearly see all the gin blossoms on Bing Crosby's nose.
Now you can barely get to the Freddy Krueger mask
and rubber guts because of all the cheap led Maiden
China Christmas lights in the way. And if there's anything
worse than those godless heathens, there's another dingleberry hanging on
(46:34):
the old Boccanalia butt hair. Come on, you know who
I'm talking about, those smug, snooty no it alls to
spend their time telling you how smart they are and
how stupid you are. I'm talking about the atheists. Their
sole purpose in life is to be pissed off that
you dare believe in something they don't. And I'll be
(46:56):
damned if I can understand how me saying Merry Christmas
is enough to say them screaming on tippy toes to
the legal system like some panty waste. I will offer
a disclaimer. The aforementioned jerk's on all intolerant America, hating, judgmental, pushy,
cornhole sniffers. Just most of them. Look, they're entitled to
their opinions, but that's all they're entitled to. These people
(47:18):
will represent a fraction of the citizen of this great country.
But every time we bow and scrape and call Christmas
vacation a winter holiday and dismantle some Nativity scene because
it's some sort of trigger, the USA dies a little
bit inside, which reminds me of a poem my father
used to read.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
The name.
Speaker 10 (47:38):
Jingle bells Batman smells Robin was killed by the joker.
If you say happy Holidays instead, of Merry Christmas. I'm
gonna beat you with a fireplace poker. Oh dear, look
at the time, I've overstayed my welcome once again. Tough crap.
(48:00):
You're welcome until next time. This is thank hold gud
stop sucking America.
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Morning I featured track from The Big Show bed Box.
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when you hit it at the Big Show dot Com.
All right, now down to blame beating the blonde. Let's
get our contestant on the line. Looks like it's George
(00:47):
from Abbeyville, Alabama.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Good morning, George, Morry, Good morning, Joe Body Hell. All right, George.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
We'll go ask Tater some questions about all sorts of stuff.
You'll agree or disagree with her answer. You get two
bells before two buzzers and you win. Okay, okay, all right,
we got it.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Roman soldiers ate lots of onions, mainly because they believe
that onions gave them what.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Some choices, strength, bravery or endurance.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, I watch Gladiator.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I know endurance, endurance they believe onions would give them. George,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm gonna agree agree.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
With endurance bravery. That's weird.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I guess everybody ran from them because they stunk.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, they mistook that to be I'm brave romans. There
is a buzzer. Let's sen when can get your bailed?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Georgeians are very medicinal. Okay, right, moving on here for you.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
What do you mean.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That's helpful?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
The long before the magazine, the original title of Esquire
was used someone who did what?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
What English I'm not a scientist was used.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Left were used to describe someone.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Who The original title of Esquire was used to describe
someone who did what?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You still with us, George? Sorry about that?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay, all right, Luckily we have choices.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
That's what I sound like when I have bourbon.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Our original title of Esquire was it served as an
attendant to the royal family, served as an attendant to
a knight. Are served as an attendant to a judge.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
See, my guess wasn't even on the list. So I'm
saying served as an attendant to a knight.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Served as an attendant to a knight. George, agree or disagree.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
That that's correct. I'm gonna agree, Yes, it is correct.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
They were more often seen as a proge or a
night in training.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
But CROSI.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Was that a while show? You had me watching Stickness
the night. Remember the guy with the big old outfit
and the little guy came in.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
He served fall fallout.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
All right anyway, So here we go, George, we got
a full count. Going into the final question. Dateter some
history lessons teach us that Lady Godiva rode nude on
a white horse through the streets of Coventry. Others say
she was not nude. Regardless, why did she ride at all?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Because I'm so hot, I.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Got joys for you.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
She was there protesting high taxi taxes, taxes levied by
her husband.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So going and jumping in there, George, like she knows
what she's doing. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (04:23):
That's a tough one.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
I'm well, I hope you I don't agree.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Told me to go to her ride.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
My husband said it'll be so great.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I never knew that was a deal. I thought that
was lost a bet or something. High taxes by her husband.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So she was married.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Lady Goadabel was married to a tyrant who imposed very
high taxes on the people.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
She tried to persuade him to lure them.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
He said, you will have to ride nected through Coventry
before I change my ways, and she he took him.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
At his word.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
He throwing a horse. The legends that's the legend. That's
probably true.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
And it didn't It didn't hurt that I'm beautiful.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, George worked out for you, buddy. You got a
big old prize back head down the Abbeyville for you,
all right, So Taylor, don't want to go all Randy
on you. That's where the Lady Goodiver riding neck into
the streets. That's where the deal peeping Tom came from.
Because it was a guy named Tom. It looked down
in the shades that they were supposed to close the
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shade and not look. When Lady Godiva was riding.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Down the street.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
He was a tailor.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I was just looking at her because I was gonna
make her some clothes.
Speaker 10 (05:50):
She was.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Shout out to the habidasher love you there.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Richard the tailor lives Aye.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
The big show is on the radio. Roberties in the studio.
And as you drive into work, ever wonder what's going
on in the car next to you? Well, Rapert does.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (06:54):
As you're look at those cars all around you, have
you ever noticed, as you drive in look into them
and see fellow commuters, how many of them are smoking?
Cooped up in that car? Windows up? Ever, thought, how
they could stand it, and how much that car must stink,
and how much the person in it swathed and nasty
tobacco smokes, stinks and will stink all day long because
(07:15):
that acred odor has permeated their every orifice as well
as their skin and hair and clothes they wear yup.
Only thing nast year are snuff dippers and tobacco cheers.
Read a story, I think it was in the Wall
Street Journal the other day about how people are getting
their nicotine hits dipping and chewing and where do they
spit the stuff out the window? No? Now, usually they
(07:38):
have cups that to carry with them. And also at worked,
many dippers and chewers use a coffee cup at their desk,
hidden behind a row of books or computer monitor. And
now what I'm wandering, aside from the nastiness, how do
these people already grossing out their fellow workers talk to them.
When I was a boy growing up in the cotton
mill town, I'd noticed women, particularly coming out of the
(07:59):
mill with a dip snuff in their lower lip, and
I'd noticed the men coming out after the shift was
over about three in the afternoon. Most wore bib overalls,
a denim shirt, collar buttoned at the top, and a
hat on. Always a hat for door, not a baseball cap.
First thing they'd do out of the gate was reach
into that top overall or overhauls as they call him,
(08:20):
and pull out a pack of camels like one to
add that smoke into the cotton dust that had been
breathing for eight hours. No wonder the life expectancy was
so short, and the quality of life even shorter.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Robert E.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
Rayford passion it on here on the John Bourne Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
No no, let doctor Elmo get on your nerves. The
grandma got run over by rein deer. We got them
in the Big Show studio. Gonna change it up, be
like a brand new saw.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
In minutes. That's the teams. And right now it's time
for dumb crooked news.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Dumb crook story sending by you the Big Show listeners
from all over the world. The address will follow this
special holiday edition. A forty two year old man was
arrested for driving a parade float while intoxicated during the
annual Christmas parade in Anderson, South Carolina. According to witnesses,
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a man appeared to loose patience with the slow pacing
of the parade and began laying on his horn before
starting to pass other floats and participants in the lineup.
Spectators reported that the festive decorated float was weaving past
other parade participants as it broke free from the procession,
(10:07):
with the driver's son and eighteen other terrified riders still
on board. Once cleared the parade route, police ai the
driver sped through city streets, ran red lights, and refused
to pull over. During a three mile chase with speeds
reaching up to sixty miles an hour.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
That's fast with a float.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Officers eventually stopped the vehicle and took the man into custody.
He was charged with over three dozen crimes, including DUI
eighteen counts of kidnapping, resisting arrests, and assafting an officer.
He was later sent USD to ninety days in jailed
in five years probation. I think they revoked his float
request for.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
The following year.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Three members of a shoplifting ring targeted a Louis Fauton
store in Bellevue, Washington, on Black Friday. The tree included
two masked women and one male suspect wearing a Spandex
ski mask, notably without eyehos. All three crooks went straight
to work, grabbing as many expensive handbags as they could carry.
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Within seconds, and two women sprinted past security and out
of the store. Well, the male fief was close behind,
running full speed toward the exit, but with one slight miscalculation,
he slammed headfirst into the plate glass window just to
the left of the door, knocked himself out, and that
seventeen year old was charged with attempted robbery. Well, a
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nineteen year old Stromsburg, Nebraska woman stole a car over
the Thanksgiving holiday and drove it to a nearby town
where she robbed a bank while claiming to have a gun.
And she might have gotten away with it if she
hadn't done what authority say may many modern criminals can't
seem to resist. She bragged about it on social media,
(11:58):
of course it's about I reportedly returned home and, while
still wearing the same clothes from the robbery, recorded herself
smoking marijuana, holding up bundles of cash, and bragging, I
just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now I'm rich.
She titled the seven minute video Chick bank Robber and
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posted it on YouTube, where instantly it went viral, racking
up millions of views. In it's about it says she's
going to pay off her college loans and go on
one Hella shopping spree. However, her internet fame and her
brief life of crime were both cut short. Police arrested
her shortly after the video went public, and prosecutors using
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footage as evidence against her. She got eleven to twenty
two years in prison. She had millions of views. Forty
seven year old suspect drug dealer in Liverpool, England. He
created his Christmas tree by festooning it with cash in
little bags of cocaine, and then sent pictures of it
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to several people on his client list, along with the
caption Who's dreaming of a white Christmas? Well as luck
would have it. Several of them posted the picture to Facebook.
Police trace the image back to the suspect, obtained warrants
for multiple locations and then the ensuing raid sees nearly
two million dollars in cash and narcotics. The man was
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arrested and is now enjoying an extended seven year holidays
stay with His Majesty's prison service.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
Oh there they go how formal.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
And finally.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
In Eureka Springs, Arkansas, fire and police responded to a
residence on Thanksgiving Day after a nine to one to
one caller reported that their grandmother had accidentally set herself
on fire. Well First responders arrived to a chaotic scene
with several family members frantically waving thick smoke out of
the home, so firefighters rushing inside, where a man holding
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a fire extinguisher was hysterically screaming, she's in here, expecting
the worst. Crews followed him into the kitchen, where a topless,
seventy seven year old woman was found setting on the
floor completely covered in white powder. Family members stated that
the grandmother had been removing a turkey from the oven
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when she somehow managed to set her shirt sleeve on fire.
Another relative saw the flames and yelled, Grandma, you're on fire.
The panic woman then tore off the burning garment and
began jumping and stomping on it. Meanwhile, the turkey, now
fully engulfed in flames, ignited the kitchen curtains, sending family
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members running for their lives. Fire officials credit the woman's
thirty four year old grandson with grabbing the homes fire
extinguisher and putting out the blaze, which was reported started
by grease from the turkey well. The grandmother was treated
at the scene for minor burns and smoke evolution.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
The whole thing was horrifying.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
The grandson told officers that image of my topless grandmother
jumping up and down on her flaming blouse will haulting forever.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
It plays in slow motion every time I close my eyes.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Oh, if you have dumb crook news, mail to dumb
Crook News, John Boy and Billy Peel box one nine
one one one, Charlotte and Ze two eight two one nine.
Email to anybody but me at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weather sports.
Speaker 12 (15:58):
You come on me today Because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your request. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Ask good morning, baby's on the radio? Oh yeah, head again?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
The doctor Elmo in a Beg Jones studio. He wanted
to do a special version of his hit Christmas song.
We let it man, he might have to find that
video you put together with our heads on.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I know exactly where it is.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
And really the problem is you might have to find it. No,
I do know exactly where it is.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
What you can do in the meantime, let's all enjoyed
the song. I promise I'd play it once every Christmas.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Here it is ready.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
John Boy got run over by a reindeer walking home
from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no
such thing as Santa. But as for me and Shay,
we believe he'd been drinking too my eggnoge and we
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begged him not to go, but she forgot his medication
and he staggered out the door into the snow. When
we found him Christmas morning at the scene of the attack,
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he had hoofprints on his forehead and incrimin eighties and
claws marks on his butt. Grand Boy got run over
by a reindeer walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But
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as for me and Billy, we believe.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
And they're also proud of Billy. He's been taking this
so well. See him in there watching football, drinking beer
and making moves on cousin. Now is that Christmas without
John Boy? All the families dressed in black, and we
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just can't help. But wonder should we open up his
gifts or send them back? John Boy got run over
by a reindeer walking on from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But
(19:31):
as for me and Billy, we believe now. The goose
is on the table, and the eggnog freely flows, and
the blue and silver candles that would just have matched
the hairs in John Boy's nose. I've warned all my
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friends and neighbors better watch out for yourselves. They should
never give a license to a man who drives a
sleigh and fondles elves. John Boy got run over by
a reindeer walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You
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can say there's no such thing as Santa. Bud has
from me and Billy, we believe.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
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Speaker 13 (21:09):
What's up Winter, Wonderlanders, Bird Fern Here with the fourth
and final episode of your Big Show Morning Mini movie
Holiday Spectacular, A Christmas Carl Starry, Carl Childer's at Scrooge
and Spanky as the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come,
brought to you by Colonel Hanson's all purpose turd polished
turn that brown upside down with Colonel Hanson's Now back
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to our story. When we last left Scrooge, he just
ventured into the wee hours of the morning with his
new tour guide, The Ghost of Christmas yet to come.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
Oh, this can't miss.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
You.
Speaker 14 (21:46):
Ain't much at this ghosting? Are you all that noise
and lots of flashing? We're still here in my bedroom?
Speaker 15 (21:52):
What's wrong, mister tank Gott the guys you're not too quick,
are you there?
Speaker 16 (21:56):
Jetro?
Speaker 14 (21:57):
This is your bedroom in the future. Who's all these
folks milling around this time of night by here looking
for a handout? They're here to pay their last respects
to the late Ebenezer screwed who how about that?
Speaker 15 (22:12):
Look at them folks just to crying and carrying on
and whatnot. M hmm.
Speaker 14 (22:16):
Look to me, Look, they're gonna miss me a good bit.
They're not crying because you're dead. You're crying because they
didn't get a chance to kill you themselves. These are
the people you hat cheated and screwed over when you
were align you dope.
Speaker 15 (22:28):
Well, five people don't seem like much to me.
Speaker 14 (22:31):
Look up that window, big spinder, how many blocks you reckon?
Speaker 15 (22:37):
That line stretches quite a few? Who well, ain't there
knowing out there?
Speaker 14 (22:45):
And it's even a little sad. Oh you bet your life.
Hold on to your night camp, old Chap. I recognize
there's dump any words. This is bob Cratchit's place. What
are we doing here?
Speaker 15 (23:03):
Who you said you wanted to see? Someone said, so
shut up and listen.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
I saw mister Scrooge's nephew today. He told me how
heartily sorry he was for our loss. He is so thoughtful.
And what a sharp dress? Or what was he wearing?
Missus Boba still unavailable. I'm afraid so, but I think
it's going well, don't you? Could you just stick to
(23:29):
the script please? I shall miss coming home with tiny
Tim on my shoulder. Oh, my little child, my little child,
you're really good.
Speaker 14 (23:45):
Thank you, little Feller. Little Feller, still wonder why everybody's
glad you did?
Speaker 15 (23:58):
It doesn't end there, go down, let's here. It must
be an eighties.
Speaker 14 (24:09):
Some folks calls it hell.
Speaker 17 (24:11):
I call it.
Speaker 15 (24:12):
Eighties, and now you can call it home. Make you self.
Speaker 16 (24:16):
Comfortable, Scrooge, you'll be here a while, at least for
an eternity.
Speaker 14 (24:27):
Don't leave me here, mister ghost. I reckon, I can
use one more chance. I can change my ways. I
won't call Christmas a humbug off the time being so cheap.
I'll even help Ratchet's give the kid.
Speaker 15 (24:41):
Just don't leave me here, m.
Speaker 14 (24:52):
M, I don't care if it was just a dream.
That's a whole lot say for being nice to folks.
I reckon and I'm gonna start with them.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Cratchit.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Scrooge was a new man.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
He greeted Christmas morning and his fellow man with a smile.
Speaker 15 (25:08):
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 13 (25:11):
After spreading joy to the rest of London, he finally
reached Bob Cratchit's house.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Matha den. What do you make of all that screaming? Well,
I guess a lot of people got polyester for Christmas.
Speaker 15 (25:29):
Merry Christmas, Cratchit.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Mister Scrooge, is that you? Oh, he's on the crack.
I'll get my mate. What are you doing here, cratch It.
Speaker 14 (25:39):
I'm a new man. I've had three gods. Show me
how no count I be in Christmas ain't a humbug.
You can have a day off and I'm giving you
a raise.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Oh, just in time for the after holiday fails, I'll
get my perth.
Speaker 14 (25:54):
Bible says a man hadn't order to go with another man.
But I don't reckon the Lord. It's send a good
fella like you to hate. He's a he is just
filling in.
Speaker 13 (26:04):
How could a feller get any rest at all with
all this dad gub racket Scrooge, son of a hold it, Papa,
I'll get the shovel now, No, no, tamn noe.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
This is the new mister Scrooge.
Speaker 14 (26:16):
Merry Christmas, little Feller. We're gonna get you all better.
Me and you, we're gonna be friends.
Speaker 13 (26:25):
But my dad, you loopie old fart Scrooge was better
than his word than From that Christmas on he was
loved by all, and to tiny Tim who did not die,
he became like a second father.
Speaker 15 (26:37):
Gonna put marm around you, little Feller.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
You are freaking me out, man, How come way you
talk a holiday? Happy ending?
Speaker 13 (26:45):
We hope you've enjoyed a Christmas carl brought to you
by Colonel Hanson's all purpose turn polish, turned that brown
upside down with Colonel Hanson's on behalf of the John
Boy and Billy Big Show. We wish you all the
merriest Christmas, the happiest holiday, and made the lesson learned
by Eboneza Scrooge be with you all year long until
next time.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Friends.
Speaker 13 (27:04):
This is your old pal Britburn saying, so long I've had.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Funds, duff funstuff, and we still got for part of
a Christmas goober to come before we hit a Christmas
with the good news. All right, y'all, let's play wordy word.
Why ain't under bench show you don't free loud? Get
a couple contestants from playing next good morning, make shows
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all radio for you Monday morning, a feature track fan
to make sure bet box hang hold arth Christmas.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
We'll get that out for you. It was here before,
get out here and right now.
Speaker 15 (28:03):
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Okay, ma'berdie word, dont birdie word?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Chris from Charlotte, North Carolina.
Good morning, Chris, oh hey, John Boy, Hey, everybody.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Nobody welcome. And we got Mike from Trying, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Good morning, Mike, Good morning, everybody, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Mike has Chris and Charlotte Chris has Mike and Trying.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
We're gonna play some more of the word together, boys, right,
words dealing with halloween, because what you got.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
You have some left over all.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
We gotta get rid of all our words here, all right.
It'll be John Boy and Chris, Marcy and Mike. Okay
and boy words. Oh yeah, words dealing with halloween. So
get that and you ahead, and Mike, he and Teddy relax,
me and Chris see what we can do?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
All right? You ready, Chris? Yes, all right? Start to
clock now when you will dress up? You blank to
be somebody else?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
You know?
Speaker 18 (29:05):
You?
Speaker 3 (29:05):
What what do you do as a kid? You do
this a lot? I mean no, no, no, you you
play like play like what do you do? That's it?
That's it. What is the month of Halloween?
Speaker 8 (29:17):
October?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Huh? What do you wear on your head? A a top?
Speaker 10 (29:23):
What?
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Mat?
Speaker 6 (29:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
No, on your head hat? Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Oh this is what you eat. It's like two words
and it's staying popular. That's coming there, alright, Chris, three?
Oh more, I know doggard Let's see what Marcia.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
John's all right.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Buddie, We got another round and still Marcy and Mike
to go.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Why are you shouting? I can't quit it.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I have no boys modulation.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Let's play this game, okay, go oh crap, don't hold on. Okay, hey,
this is this is like it's like fake. It looks
like a fake uh vegetable. It's a blank blank it's
it's it is he said the first word.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
They handed out his.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Card. This is it. You do this?
Speaker 6 (30:09):
You you?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
You blank your house with skeletons and webs. You yes,
you uh. This is like the devil another another. They
work for the devil. They possess you, They possess you.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Ah right, so we're tying up.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I see three to three. Still anybody's game? My Chris,
Here we go. Let's do some points here, buddy, brand
new word. Okay, start the clock now. Bonzo was a
famous Yeah. Batman and Superman wear this on their back. Yes,
(30:52):
uh huh. You have these dreams? Uh, these dreams are scary. Okay,
and put a bunch of wood out side and lighted.
It's a big old fire. What kind of fire? What
kind of fire?
Speaker 11 (31:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Go to the theater and watch a scary movie. Uh huh.
Let's go out and have some fun.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Oh right.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
See that's the way you do it, tenyor you have
to insert yourself into the feelings of emotion. Sorry I
was talking too loud on dry.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah alright, alright.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
That sat not.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
But hey, you and Mike in the game six will
tie in force overtime, seven will win?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Ready, Mike, I'm ready, okay, and go.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
You say this trick or treat. Uh huh some churches
will hold a trick or blank.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Is that wrong?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (31:48):
You h Robin's boss is who superhero? A vampire has
these long teeth things?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Uh?
Speaker 18 (32:00):
You?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Uh? This is where all the bones are?
Speaker 6 (32:03):
You go out to their yard.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Yep, this is what you you vampire sleeps in this copping.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Another word?
Speaker 17 (32:12):
Castle?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (32:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
What did he say castle? Castle?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I thought he said casket. If you would have said casket, Mike,
you would have time.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
No gone and we won by one.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I see her just torn.
Speaker 17 (32:29):
Up about it, coughing and caskets the same thing.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I know.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
No, not a good game, right, Well, Mike, I got
a shout out it down road.
Speaker 17 (32:40):
Yeah, Bodie, I'm a first time color. Can I give
a shout out? Yes you may, first time color and
give a shout out to my wife, Tony, my two
kids during in boat, and our first grandson, Cohen.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Well all ride, dad, good word, good work boy, you
made a good showing that.
Speaker 18 (32:58):
Mike.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
We appreciate you and your man and Chris. Look at
you winning worthy word and getting the big old Bertee
County peanuts for Christmas.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
Buddy, grat Joe, John Boy, we got back on the
winning side.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
I just want to thank you.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
I go back with you for since I was a
teenager for about four and a half decades, from the
bill hip to the bar to when you lived over
in your pop shop, the Rolling Stones concert in twenty
oh five. We just got so many great memories of
you and the show and all all the staff.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Well, Chris, that's awesome, buddy.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
We sure appreciate you, man.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
I'm sure gonna miss you, guys.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Thank you so much. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Will you keep up check on us every once in
a while to John won't be the Facebook page mare
will makes more memories there, buddy, Thank you man. Chris,
you hang on with jacket. Good morning, Got the bag
on the radio, Baby quais did John Boy as Scott
Martin out of Knoxville, Tennessee's he this guys sayings said, Guys,
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please play DONNYE. Presley's delay aid silver bells Hi, hilarious.
That is a good and silver bells on the Big
Show Choir and Donnie Presley coming up next. Good Monday morning,
(34:35):
Got the Big Show on the radio. You know, Sesame
Street help raise all of us. Now it's our turn
donating this holiday season at sesame dot org because the
world needs Sesame and Sesame.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Needs you.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Right now, tell me you aloud to hear about this
time on as you're Friday, hit us up.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
On the John Bone build of Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Scott Morton at Knoxville, got your request right here, all.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
Right, Officer Donny Presley's holiday Christmas song.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
Are you ready, Donnie?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yes, I am all right.
Speaker 7 (35:06):
Thought this will be take one ready.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Ready here we go.
Speaker 19 (35:24):
Wow, well that sounds good.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
City side walks, business side of the walks, dressed in
a lot of today's style. In the air there there's
a feel of Christmas sauces.
Speaker 20 (35:58):
Children are a life people as say meeting smile.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Laughter, smile on every corner.
Speaker 20 (36:09):
You're your.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Silverb silverban last.
Speaker 21 (36:21):
It's Christmas to time and then a saday ring on.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Here the right soon bakers and cissisted to strings of
straight light even.
Speaker 20 (36:47):
Star lights blankover of red and angle and go as
the shoppers russ rush home all with the art treasures.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
Here the sns now cross city gizards as.
Speaker 20 (37:03):
Rush this is said on his big day day and
at others bizasso you youllir silver silvervis It's Christmas.
Speaker 18 (37:24):
Time and in any city ring a ling ling ling,
hear them ring.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
So walla baggy. Christmasmas is today city side walks, busy
side walks, dressed in hat all of the days to
star in there and the earth.
Speaker 18 (37:53):
There's a fifty healing of the Christmas saucer.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Children say, people from vast.
Speaker 20 (38:04):
Say, meeting smiles, facts, smile.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Had on every street.
Speaker 20 (38:13):
Corner, you're you're here, silver of the horses, silvers.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
It's Christmas is time. And in the city.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Rain a line.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Here they are ringing some head HOI beg Christmas day,
silver over the bad silver the beds.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Soon it whill be Christmases. I got boo blisters on
my father.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Before we get the tank hole guard Christmas, Christmas tank
keywords for this if you want well, there's Archie Wargie
and his way over qualified brides cop bout.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
This morning, bring us grid President. We got to see
Sorrgy Wargie.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Uh that was a compliment, but.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
A couple I was to go back there. Man, that's
just awesome. Brought some Christmas presents, thanking us for four
to five years, sorry years in the world, budd Is
that not there.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Am I on the era you are?
Speaker 22 (40:18):
Yeah, you know I've known you guys for like thirty
plus years, Yes, sir, since the nineties when I worked
at a Fox one or two down and down in Columbia.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
We used to train together. Y'all might remember my push up.
Oh yeah, push showing him how to do a proper military.
Speaker 7 (40:34):
PTSD from that push.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 7 (40:38):
Oh, I mean people, and you introduced yourself. Hey, but
you were on the junk weren't you the fard guy? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:43):
That was the fart guy.
Speaker 7 (40:44):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 11 (40:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
He was real close with the Major General Tom Saddlery
and speed Away Children's Charities and doing a lot of
good work over the years.
Speaker 9 (40:57):
Some of the best times is when Tom would come
in and say something completely stupid and he would look
over his shoulder to see you know, Gary standing behind him,
Sergery standing behind him, and the faces he'd do and
rolling his eyes, shaking his head.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
Say there, John, my white man here, I was out there,
me and Kenny.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Me and came.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Ergie.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Now, didn't somebody like an officer get on you from
maybe divulging something on the air.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
I did not say, general, way to.
Speaker 7 (41:29):
Go to way to go?
Speaker 18 (41:30):
Bring that up.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Yeah, yeah, it was a long time ago.
Speaker 22 (41:35):
Yeah, because I got back and that guy just reading,
I said, Hey, do you do realize he's a retired
two star general.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
He knows all the generals here and at the Pentagon.
Speaker 7 (41:43):
I just happened to be there, right.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
It was just that internet was you know, that just
had started emails and he was he was in the
email world, and he just believed every email that came
his way, and those chain emails.
Speaker 22 (41:58):
Were the Yeah, but I did tell the information.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
I did, but I had to.
Speaker 17 (42:04):
You know, I.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Don't remember that guy's name. I just remember him just
we've almost got away with it.
Speaker 22 (42:12):
So I remember the one time I told you about
us having to do uh don't ass don't tell training,
and you come back.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
On the air and you're like, yeah, Sergie Bargie his friend.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah, they just had to go through home sensitivity training.
Speaker 7 (42:27):
That's the kind of thing they told him not to say.
Speaker 22 (42:32):
Buddy, I said, I should have known not to say anything.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
He'll read whatever you put in and he'll repeat anything
in the studio.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Y'all tell me it was going right there.
Speaker 7 (42:48):
That's how my wife found out she was pregnant.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
You, buddy, Thank you. Thank you so much for you years.
Speaker 15 (42:58):
Man.
Speaker 22 (42:59):
Yeah, man, you know, I just want to make sure
it was special and I wanted to bring it up
personally and give it to you.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
We'll take a picture of that stick. I want to
put that on our Facebook page.
Speaker 22 (43:08):
Letters, and I made it personal just so you can't
give it away as one of your.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
All right, quick, let's go to Tank.
Speaker 10 (43:26):
It's time for an American minute with Tank oh Gard.
Thanks Red, Hey America, Tank Hogarth, there got a minute.
You know, I thought, with the country taking a new direction,
our beloved Star Spangled Republic could pull out of this
national nose, dive into the abyss of intolerance and ignorance,
(43:47):
and ascend to the red, white and blue righteousness we
used to know. There's just one little obstacle to hurdle,
one more bump in the road to navigate, one more
partially moist dog log, scrape off the shoe of hope
and change to make America great again. That's right, the holidays,
(44:08):
So zip your yapper and plant that wide load for
two shakes, and there's a real possibility that maybe, just
maybe you'll go away a little bit Smarterich judging from
some of you dim bulbs is a real damn stretch. Afterwards,
you can write your complaints on a card, roll it
into a ball and stick it up your dumper. There's
(44:29):
a nice spot right to the left next to your head. Well, kitties,
it's that time of year again, Christmas, the Yule Tide,
a time for marshmallow dreams and kids high pitched screams.
Remember the good old days when the ho ho hoes
used to come from the North Pole instead of the
Kardashian family tree, When everybody love going to the manger
(44:53):
to see Baby Jesus instead of giving automatic citizenship to
Baby Jesus.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
When cities went all out decorating.
Speaker 10 (45:02):
The streets with millions of lights because no one had
started a cry and a fit about global warming yet,
and there was so much by God tinsel that you
were picking it out of the dog's crap till June,
and everyone was saying Merry Christmas instead of hey, jackass,
(45:23):
I saw that flat screen TV first, And if you
want to go home with all your damn teeth, you'll
step off.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (45:30):
Maybe I'm living in the past. Maybe I'm not with
this new scene man. Maybe I think stocking should be
hung by the chimney with care, instead of hung next
to your boyfriend's pantyhose in the shower, next to his
loof of sponge and his shower crocs. But I'll tell
you this much, if your butt pucker's when somebody says
Merry Christmas, and you should probably stock your advent calendar
(45:52):
with xanax? What the hell have you done to Christmas America?
Christmas in America used to be a time to look
for two. You couldn't wait until Thanksgiving because you knew
the very next day the stores would reopen, glistening and
glittering with all that seasonal dud dads and geegaws that
made you want to buy some new rabbit ears for
(46:14):
the old black and white idiot bucks so you could
clearly see all the gin blossoms on Bing Crosby's nose.
Now you can barely get to the Freddy Krueger mask
and rubber guts because of all the cheap led Maiden
China Christmas lights in the way. And if there's anything
worse than those godless heathens, there's another dingleberry hanging on
(46:34):
the old Boccanalia butt hair. Come on, you know who
I'm talking about, those smug, snooty no it alls to
spend their time telling you how smart they are and
how stupid you are. I'm talking about the atheists. Their
sole purpose in life is to be pissed off that
you dare believe in something they don't. And I'll be
(46:56):
damned if I can understand how me saying Merry Christmas
is enough to say them screaming on tippy toes to
the legal system like some panty waste. I will offer
a disclaimer. The aforementioned jerk's on all intolerant America, hating, judgmental, pushy,
cornhole sniffers. Just most of them. Look, they're entitled to
their opinions, but that's all they're entitled to. These people
(47:18):
will represent a fraction of the citizen of this great country.
But every time we bow and scrape and call Christmas
vacation a winter holiday and dismantle some Nativity scene because
it's some sort of trigger, the USA dies a little
bit inside, which reminds me of a poem my father
used to read.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
The name.
Speaker 10 (47:38):
Jingle bells Batman smells Robin was killed by the joker.
If you say happy Holidays instead, of Merry Christmas. I'm
gonna beat you with a fireplace poker. Oh dear, look
at the time, I've overstayed my welcome once again. Tough crap.
(48:00):
You're welcome until next time. This is thank hold gud
stop sucking America.
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