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April 15, 2024 44 mins

Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Carl Childers tells the story of The Three Little Pigs.. - Oliver bravely goes into the unknown territory of “Pregnancy”… - It’s Tax Day and the IRS is gonna have a tough time counting all the dough at Tacky Jackie’s.. - We revisit a review of the movie Titanic with comedian Rich Schiedner.. - Ike Turner insults your Mama’s troubles with obesity.. - and Woodrow Boudreaux gets a visit from the taxman..

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Got the Big shon the radio. Titanic Remembrance Day.
We'll get to that just a second. First day, about
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(00:20):
Nott at truck stops across America. You can go to
Brownox dot com. Also right there at the Big Show
dot com. Click on the Lincoln all the info you
need to hang on when you some in minutes. Good morning,
got the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
On the radio.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Alright, your own National Titanic Remembrance Day. We go back
when Rich Scheiner was in the Big Show studio with Lisa,
our original blonde, so she would have us believe sorry,
I don't know where that came from.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh, probably from her Facebook. Yeah because now yeah, no, no, no,
I'll run on time here.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Rich Shiner had just seen the Titanic movie with his wife,
and of course we had to discuss.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I sat there with my wife.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
She's sniffling, living all around, snifflin I'm sitting there. I think,
like most guys watching it, going, he should have tried
get up on the board one more time, you know
what I mean. He tried one time and he just said,
I'll just hang here and freeze to death. I've been like,
hoove over, babe, I'll give it one more shot. You
like to cuddle, We're gonna cuddle.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
We're gonna cud.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
That was one problem, all right, that was one I
didn't need. The two and a half hours before the
ship hit the bird.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Hey, I had to open that movie. It'd been a
much quicker movie.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
My opening scene would have been two guys in the
crow's news going, what is that a nice Berd?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
That's how an open movie.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
That's when the title's coming up, and those guys going,
we should have some binoculars up here, what is that Nicceberd?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Let the fun begin. She's a guy.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I enjoyed the most watching all these people, you know, drowning,
because I'm thinking, I don't have any problem right now.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, if you're hanging on.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
The top of this ship and it's not ready to
slip into the abyss, you're not worried about your mortgage.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
And what's this about Okay, here we go, hold your
breath and start swimming.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah right, because she had some really good swimming clothes on.
She had a dress for about three hundred pounds of
course or something. She would have been sucked down in
the bathtub. The hot tub would have been bad news
for this out let alone, you know, point of degree
water out in the middle of Atlantic h.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
She didn't get sucked down with the Titanic. No, just
bobbed up. What's not a lot of air trapped under
that dress?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
No, I know, here's the top that Just hang on,
hold your breath because we should be in the bottom
of about thirty seconds.

Speaker 7 (02:53):
It.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
We'll just bob up from three miles down.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, yeah, oh, I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's unbelievable and just hanging on the end of that boy.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
So listen at the end. And we had debates about this.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Lisa Lady and her friends say the woman went to
sleep at the end of the.

Speaker 8 (03:11):
D when she throws and dreamed, necklace off that stuff, dreamed,
what the ending?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
This is one of those didn't really you know, he
didn't really die. We just dreamt he died, you know, at.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
The end, when she laid down and then she dreamt
that she was walking up the steps and he was
standing at the top at the very very.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
End to say hello, and died.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
But just felt as a woman that she was sleeping.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
See this like women, they loved him. The guy died.
That's great, that's the best. He died for me, is
the great. Ninety year old woman feels over and they go,
she really died. She has so much in front of her.
Twenty year old guy died, She goes, that's fantastic. He
died so I could live. But the nine year old woman,

(04:07):
she's got so much in front of her. It'd be
tragedy if she died.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Before her time. Notice she just laid down and she
shut her eyes. She's dead.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
She shouldn't been alive that long. How old was she
in the movie fourteen? Her character was over one hundred.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, overall hundred. She would have made the helicopter flight
out to the boat. The first time that boat hit
a little bit away, she did a little she six
would have killed her. Yeah, he's not, but we would
say it'd be horrible if she died before a time.
You want to make a movie and make a lot

(04:47):
of money, threaten the woman's life.

Speaker 8 (04:50):
Kill the guy.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Kill lots of guys, make lots of money, Save lots
of women, save lots of men, make lots of money.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
A formula that's them there, same woman killing guy. Yeah,
I don't ask my wife that if she thought. I
didn't ask my wife that. But I've been all we
were sitting there thinking it's a dream.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
The old woman.

Speaker 9 (05:12):
There's nothing that leads you up to that she's getting
ninety to die.

Speaker 8 (05:15):
She's not old, but she's not ill.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
She at once it's mount and chuck the diamond back
in the water.

Speaker 10 (05:23):
She does.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
She was perfectly healthy.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
She's so long over there, perfectly. Leonardo was perfectly healthy
before he hit the water too.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I mean, she wasn't coughing or she said no.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
She has to join him. She has to in order
to join him, not even sort of some dream Indian state,
dream walking Indian things.

Speaker 8 (05:44):
She had to die because he was dead.

Speaker 10 (05:47):
You know.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
The thing is, now he's been waiting ninety years. She's
a good looking See, he was hoping she died like
with him, then they.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Could have some time on the other second. Now his
lover is ninety years old and he's still twenty. Not
really the match he was looking for it.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Oh man, all right, terrible be terrible, she died.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, thank you very much for clearing that up. Absolute.
I can't wait till it comes out on video. I'm
looking forward to seeing.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
She can fast forward the first to your laser disc DVD.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Just right, section three amazingly.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Well, start with the guys in the crow's nest.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Good time. Oh yeah, I'm rich. I try to get
back on the door one more time. All right, let's
play me the Blonde. Y'all won eight hundred Big Show
you told free line. We'll go to contestant and play next.

(07:08):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for
you Monday. Today's feature track for the Big Show bit
box for every for you April to fifteenth. A playhouse
in titled boot Row and the Taxman. There's your keyword,
taxman to hit the big box at the Big Show
dot com. I want to click out on their contest
Monday gang gets due, we'll call you. You might want to

(07:30):
try to beat the Blonde like Shannon from at Moore, Alabama.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Good morning, Shannon, Good morning, welcome.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
All right, so there's Taya over there, Taytorre Shannon. So
we go ask Marcy questions Eric Shannon, She'll give us answer.
You agree or disagree? Get too right for it too wrong?
You get the bullsnot prized by guard.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
All right, sir, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Then start out with a true or false question. Rubbing
grapefruits on your body makes you sexy?

Speaker 7 (08:09):
Who's grapefruits?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
False? False?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Shannon, Rubbing grapefruits on your body does not make you sexy?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Do you agree or disagree?

Speaker 5 (08:25):
I agree?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
And that was the thing to do. Is not helping
at all.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Here we go one more for to win.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
Why was he?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
According to food experts, I'm one. Well, there are three
things you should do to items when shopping. First, look
at it, then feel it. What do you do to it? Next?

Speaker 7 (08:54):
Buy it a drink?

Speaker 8 (08:57):
What do you what are you shopping for?

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Man?

Speaker 8 (09:01):
Yeah? You buy it? Left?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Okay, After you look at it and feel it, you
buy it?

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
All right, Shannon, Agree or disagree? Disagree? And that was
the thing to do. You know you gotta smell it. Oh,
I mean, let me smell it. We gotta smell it.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Don't you love buying produce that's been on someone else's face?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
That good work with you?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Shannon, one undred twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Head down the ad more for you.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Thank you, you gotta buy it.

Speaker 9 (09:39):
Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Good work.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I would jump out, catch you up on your news.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
We played our swerve in Monday mornings on will take
care of that on the other side. Good morning, it's

(10:32):
a big show on the radio for you Monday.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Now my boy Robert Earl Keane.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I don't want us think about Robert durl around Christmas
time thanks to his music. Now he's on our Mondays
number one the charts of our hearts.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Werving in your Lane.

Speaker 8 (10:51):
As done by Robert Earl Keane is.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Band lying in a bit.

Speaker 11 (10:55):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing. Come on, Jack
and get ready to say sometimes on my days are
filled with and ride. Yes, I've traveled and left some
bad things. Ain't going min way because there's always someone

(11:20):
swirming in my life.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
You keep swirming in my life.

Speaker 11 (11:28):
And it's causing lots of thinger.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'm a honking on my horror.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I'm shooting you the flame.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Keep switching on my bride lines.

Speaker 10 (11:43):
Just too.

Speaker 11 (11:46):
When you're swerving all lives pie by, you're running someone
off the road.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
The day trove way.

Speaker 8 (11:58):
I thought I never.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Could love another. How else could I feed?

Speaker 3 (12:10):
But now and you run into me.

Speaker 11 (12:14):
I can't believe I could not see her.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I'll take up the ones at the waiting.

Speaker 11 (12:24):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bags.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
I'm cussing out your name.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I'm shooting you the fine.

Speaker 11 (12:39):
I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights? How why
you're running someone off the road?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Earl live on a big show.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Good morning, Big Show is on the radio, and here
he is, mister Rubarb.

Speaker 12 (13:34):
Hello Americans. I'm mister Rubarb, and this is Carpool University.
Everything you need to know about an important subject in
less time than it takes for mom and dad to
drop you off at school. How's it going so far?
Today's subject economics. Now, now, don't make that face. Mister

(13:56):
Rubarb makes learning fun.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Prove it. There's been a lot of talk.

Speaker 12 (14:01):
Lately about how the government needs more money to pay
its bills. Some people say we should get it by
raising taxes on rich people. After all, they.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Can afford it. Right.

Speaker 12 (14:12):
Sounds good until you look at how the tax system works.
Let me preach on it. Say ten guys go to
a bar to have a few beers. The bill at
the end is one hundred dollars. You think each guy
would pay ten dollars. But if they paid for the
beer the way we pay taxes, it would go something

(14:32):
like this. The first four guys who make the least
money would pay zero dollars. Well, pretty sweet. Guy number
five would pay one dollar. Guy number six would pay
three dollars, Guy seven seven dollars, Guy eight twelve dollars,
and Guy nine nineteen dollars. Well, guy number ten, the

(14:54):
guy who makes the most money, would pay fifty nine dollars.
This is what people in the government called fairness. One night,
the owner of the bar says, you know what, I'm
gonna give you guys a discount for being such good customers.
Instead of one hundred dollars, from now on, your bill
will be only eighty dollars. How should the guys divide

(15:17):
up the twenty dollars they saved. They decided to split
the savings based on how much each guy put in before.
So now the bill would break down like this. Stay
with me. This is where it gets tricky. Guy number
five the one who paid a dollar before doesn't pay anything,
just like the first four guys. Guy number six, who

(15:39):
paid three dollars now pays two dollars. Guy number seven,
who paid seven dollars, pays five dollars. Guy number eight,
who paid twelve dollars, pays nine dollars. Guy number nine,
who paid nineteen dollars pays twelve dollars, and Guy number ten,
who paid fifty nine dollars pays fifty two dollars. Everybody

(15:59):
is paying less. In fact, five guys are getting their.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Beer for free. Are they happy? Not a chance.

Speaker 12 (16:08):
Guy number six says, hey, how come we save twenty bucks?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
But I only got a dollar of it.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Guy number seven says yeah, Guy number ten got seven
dollars back and I only got two. Guy number five says,
you think that's bad?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
What about me? I only saved a dollar.

Speaker 12 (16:25):
And this is the guy who's now getting free beer,
And the four guys who were already drinking free say
we didn't get any money back.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
This sucks.

Speaker 12 (16:36):
Let's all get the rich guy. So the first nine
guys beat up Guy number ten and steal his wallet.
The next time the group meets, guy number ten doesn't
show up. When the bill comes, they find out they're
fifty two dollars short. Luckily, a Chinese guy at the
end of the bar says he'll loan in the money

(16:56):
so they can keep drinking. Kiddie says, how a memorica
pays it's taxes. This story teaches us three things. If
the United States was a bar, a lot of people
would be drinking for free, the ones with the best
deal would complain about it the most. And if you
decide to beat up on the rich guy, you end

(17:18):
up owing a Chinese guy a lot of money. Well,
look like mom's pulling up in front of the school.
So that's it for another edition of Carpool University till
next time. This is mister Rhubarb saying. This is mister rubarb.
Now quit picking your nose, get in there and learn something.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Good.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
More than everybody more big show to come.

Speaker 8 (17:43):
Hey, where you are, Yo? What's up?

Speaker 13 (17:48):
This is Ike and for all the five while one
you need on all things red Nick, just check out
my two favorite cracking John bro and Bidley.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Not here on a big show. I listened to something
else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn broke
off the knob in the Cadillac. Never mind he's out.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Good Morning, Make Show, it's on the radio.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Another cut from our old seven album American Goobers. It's
the classic Ike Mama, So Fat humor. Now we're trying
to deal with some humor. Own Tax Day twenty twenty four.

Speaker 14 (19:09):
You're the kind of person who's always hurting when it's
time to pay the rent where you work, called David.
Then you get your pay and they kept twenty five percent.
When it seems to me my ten forty is making
someone rich when I'm up a creek without receipts.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
You know, tax time is a bitch.

Speaker 8 (19:29):
You better call.

Speaker 15 (19:31):
Itching our block. Take it from your income. Here it
comes here, it comes. It's right from fifty nervous breakdown.

Speaker 12 (19:51):
Us a gun.

Speaker 8 (19:54):
If I don't get.

Speaker 15 (19:56):
A reafer, well it's nothing, Candy dot the irs is
really bad.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
From fifteen nervous breakdown.

Speaker 15 (20:13):
At you from fifteen nervous breakdown, and you ain't from
fifteen nervous breakdown, and you ain't from fifteen nervous breakdown.

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Speaker 2 (21:02):
And it's time to Axehike.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
Patrick, don't put that omrill on the seats of the
bro hand. Every time I turn the corner, coming over here,
I slide over into the pastor side. Yo, what's up?
Welcome to x Ike the place to golf all the
form on one you need for all your uh uh,

(21:26):
what's called hoochie personal relationship? What is that smell?

Speaker 10 (21:34):
Tato?

Speaker 8 (21:34):
What are you eating over there?

Speaker 14 (21:36):
Lean pocket?

Speaker 8 (21:39):
It smelled like a foot pocket, smell like a back pocket?
What it smelled like? Why don't you just do yourself
a favor? Ain't get a turkey flavored salt lick digit.
I'll talk to you later, deer Ike. I'm having a

(22:01):
problem with my wife. West to the club, my brother.
She is always making fun of my parents. Oh hell no,
she called them hey see d and Goober's because they
never went to college and worked blue collar jobs. I
love my folks and they raised me and my brother
just fine. We didn't have much, but we never went without.

(22:23):
On the other hand, her mother is a moster, ain't
they all? She is single because her husband ran out
years ago, probably because he was hungry. She bigg as
an average sized water buffalo. She wind up spending a
lot of time at our house and she and my
wife spend hours dog in my family. I want to

(22:46):
fight back, but I'm not exactly a quick wit. Can
you help me? Dog in Durham. Dear dog sounded like, Oh,
you got to do to solve the Momzilla problem is
put a padlock on that pantry. The real question is
how do you how do you ever hook up with
a trifling hole like that? To begin with, man, what
what's up with that.

Speaker 10 (23:09):
Woman?

Speaker 8 (23:09):
Talk about my mama like that? She gonna find her
weirdly belongings on the curb right next to her righteously
kicking booted My brother's time. You fought back, and I'm
not suggesting you give her a cramed. That's the one
way ticket to the movie. But you gots to get
on an even playing field with that sanctifying bizoch. So

(23:30):
let me preach on it, my brother. Yeah, yeah, it's
time to embrace the fire. Your uh uh uh? What
you call in a smart ass? The key is not
to pull them verbal punches. Man, go right for the
gut her mama's gut. Lord knows you got some big
enough tart. Try a few of these out, old skank,

(23:51):
Mammy Yo, mama's so fat. I had to take a
train of two buses just to get to her good side.
Your Mama so fat. Her measurements are thirty six twenty
four to thirty six feet. Where she dances, she makes

(24:11):
the band skip. Where she played hide and seek, they
found her behind Texas. The horse on her Jordash jeans
is real, Your Mama so fat. On Halloween, she says

(24:35):
trick or meat loaf. She went to the Christmas paray
and they put ropes on her. Your Mama so fat.
Her sexy underwear is an ABCDEFG string. Your Mama so fat.

(24:59):
She's diagnosed for the flesh eating disease and the doctor
gave her ten years to live. Lean pocket. She doesn't
have a doctor. She has a groundskeeper. She don't have

(25:22):
love handles. She got a roll bar. Your mama so fat.
She got smaller fat women over and around us. Her
cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Your Mama so fat,

(25:45):
Her ass has its own congressman.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
I hate to be part of that district.

Speaker 8 (25:56):
The elephants throw her peanuts. Your Mama so fat. She
got to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in
the other. Every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

(26:16):
Every time she wear corduroy jeans, she start a forest
fire when she crosses the street. Cars look out for her.
Your Mama so fat. Her blood type is ragou. She
got arrested for freebason ham. She made weight watches go blind.

(26:44):
She fell in love and broke it. The last time
she saw nine O two one oh, it was on
the scale. She stepped out of talking scale and it
said damn. After she got off the magarround, they had

(27:06):
to put the horse down. I hope that helped my brother,
and then lots more where that came from. Now, now
that this is where I tell you to break your
foot off in the crack of her button. Judging from
the size of that butt, you might really just break
your foot off.

Speaker 10 (27:27):
This is ike.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
He's out.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
You got problems man.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
That's like John Boyd Mille b O Box seventy six
sixty two.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Three Charlott Didn't see two eight two four.

Speaker 8 (27:42):
That's got as told, Congressman, get it.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
More.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
American Ubers was in the as Yeah right now. Let's
play wordy word for the Southern East Pens Pack one
eight hundred, Big Show You Told, free line, get a
couple of contestants, play next.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Good Morning.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
That's a big showing the radio order to your Monday.
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box brought
you by the Charlottor Speedway and the Co Cola six
hundred Sunday, May twenty six. It's a playhousing title bood
roll in the Taxman. There's for keyword taxman. Here the
Big Box at the Big Show dot.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Com play on their contest money can't get to well
call you love, Everybody's head about the bed.

Speaker 8 (28:47):
The wordy word of the worry worry.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Let us meet the contestants.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
We got David from Lynnette, Alabama, Good morning, David, good morning, welcome.
And we got Rick from Nettleton, Mississipi.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Good morning, Rick, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
All right out of my Mississippi gonna play the word word. Rick,
you're on Tator's team. David, you're on the John Boy side.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
And if anybody's on the speakerphone, pick him up. You
don't be on the speakerphone.

Speaker 8 (29:19):
It'll mess you up.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah, we don't want to mess you up.

Speaker 15 (29:22):
We need some.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Run your live damn A.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
So Rick, you relax, me and David to go for
the first thirday. Let's put some points on the board. David,
are you ready?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
I am ready starting the clock now.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
A deer a buck goes into this also, yes, rhymes
with it. Your bottom is your but uh rhymes with it.
On the green you gotta.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Make a uh huh all right?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Uh, I have a harry blank that's on the front
of my body here my torso yes, uh huh oh.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Look when they operated on me, it left a uh
huh oh. It is not open my fly is You
know there's a whole lot of you in that. We're
trying to get that visual.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
So already tell me you're not going to start helping
me play worthy now now that you're not playing the
worst ever. I don't want to help back, don't don't, Okay, I.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Have a hairy black.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
All right, David, A good job, put a six on
the board. The good thing I wasn't giving away my
wonderful thing.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
All right, here we go, Rick and Tater you ready?

Speaker 8 (30:47):
Rick?

Speaker 11 (30:48):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (30:50):
And go we eat this. We need it. It's the
whole group of it. What is it we drink and
we eat what?

Speaker 10 (31:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
All right?

Speaker 7 (31:00):
Hey, you have this kind of tire. It's extra. It's
a a dog.

Speaker 8 (31:07):
Will wag his.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
And in a pool.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
You do this and you go, you go and pray
in this building, yep. And this is a female chicken
is called.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
A h Well, look at you doing a six on
the board right there to tie it up.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
So me nervous game? All right then, David, me and
you for round two?

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
All right and start start the clock. Now you peel
this and it makes you cry. A vegetable onion yeah,
uh huh, all right, A buffalo chicken, yes, uh huh
not square it is uh huh all right. You're number
one on the blank in my heart. The doctor writes

(32:03):
on this your medical what and puts it on your bed.
There also something you number.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, no, it's like a whole I have no idea?
Uh you Mark guy?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, Charry man. Yes, yeah, you David me what we
do with four and six A ten A ten for
David so Rick and Tatler four will tie five will win.

Speaker 12 (32:33):
Be mad at me?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Ready ready, Rick, Ready and go.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
You drop sauce on your shirt.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
It'll leave a what.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
This comes out of the sky.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
It rhymes with.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
It, rhymes with it blank street the main rhymes with it.

Speaker 15 (32:52):
You're so blank?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I bet you think.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
This song TI alright?

Speaker 12 (32:57):
You all right?

Speaker 8 (32:58):
Not rhyming.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
You use this to pick up your leaves in your yard.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Ray raight for the wind. That's what you needed.

Speaker 8 (33:15):
That's what I expected out of you.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
David.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Doggone and we'll come up a little short, buddy. But
you can try again anytime.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
All right, all right, thank you? Can I get my mood?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
It's uh, I didn't get it on my first call.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
There you go, David. We appreciate you, buddy. All have
a great day down.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Look at you, Rick. We'll get your price back down
to your pad in Nettleton, Mississippi. Good game, sounds good,
good morning. Make shows on the radio. Bit request time.
Michael Kraus uh York, Pennsylvania. Oh there said Michael, one
outburst earlier this morning. First thing this morning. It might

(33:55):
still be talking, I said the hood jack. So Michael
gets his request. He wants to hear Mad Max about
the Hooter girls. We could do that coming up next.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Good morning, Let's make sha on the radio.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Bid requests fory Monday morning, Michael Kraus, York, Pennsylvania, The Max.

Speaker 10 (34:44):
John Boyd Billy y'all, Mad Mac, say you doing, buddy?
How you think we got a draft dodging dope smoking
pea whipped pinhead. In Washington, the White House has turned
to an employment agency for as why any feminist lawyer
friends new surgeon generals gonna put condoms on school lunch trays.

(35:06):
The Secretary Defense wants to change the marine him from
Halls of Montazuma to send in the clowns.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
And they're gonna use my tax.

Speaker 10 (35:14):
Dollars to pay for it all.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Now, what could be wrong?

Speaker 8 (35:18):
Why would I possibly feed.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
You Mad Max?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
You ten fool us. I think you're really mad after all?

Speaker 5 (35:24):
And he gad Holmes, you've gone.

Speaker 8 (35:28):
You might say I'm in a tizzy.

Speaker 10 (35:31):
You hop something mad? I could eat ball bears and
crap babes. God, hey, listen to the I just read
a bunch of girls. This sexual harassment thing. I don't know, boys,
I just don't matter. Somewhere it's gonna cross the line
into the ridiculous portion of the lifetime of sexual harab

(35:53):
Are you following me?

Speaker 5 (35:54):
In No, listen to this.

Speaker 10 (35:56):
A bunch of girls that work at Hooters or holler
about being sexually harassed on the job at Hooters. Now,
I haven't actually seen their employee manual, but don't you
get the feeding these girls might not have that Hooter's attitude.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Thing down on you.

Speaker 10 (36:15):
Hey, the name of the place is Hooters. This ain't
exactly the Christian science reading room we're talking about. When
you first took the job and they brought you out
a half a T shirt and some orange hotpants for
your uniform instead of an owl cost you you should
have had a little inklint about what was gonna be happening. Now,

(36:37):
if you work in the accounting department and they make
you wear orange hotpants and hand T shirt, rill, now
you might have a basis to sue. But come on,
you're working at Hooters all right. Now, maybe that's across
the ridgless line right there. I saw something other day,
boys on one of them talk shows that actually is

(36:59):
more ridiculous than that.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
All right.

Speaker 10 (37:02):
I saw some strippers on TV talking about how there
ought to be a strippers union. Now get this, because
brace yourself. There's a big sexual harassment problem in the
stripping industry. That boss there. But now listen, if you
take your clothes off for a living, what exactly constitutes

(37:26):
sexual harassment? I can hear him go there. I was
just trying to do my job, and I could fill
my supervisor's eyes look at me up and down, and
the customers they just sit there and stare, hello, boying
your stripper some man. I just hear some when they

(37:48):
put a dollar bill in my g string. Sometimes they
put George Washington's picture where it's turn and it's facing me.
It feels like he's looking at oh quick, getting Molly
Yard on.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
The phone gigs.

Speaker 10 (38:01):
Oh but my goodness. Hey listen, I'm no cave man,
but I gotta figure. If you're dancing nicked and reach
down and pick up a dollar bill off the stage
with your butt, somebody might say something about it.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Now they get.

Speaker 10 (38:20):
Sexual harassment in the workplace. Women gotch is much right
to hern a living his men, and they go this
is America. Suppose to be able to do it without
some old creep of powering on you. But if you
get a job dancing niked, sexual harassment might come along
with the charactory. I don't know, I'm stoopid and all

(38:43):
and I'm kind of ill here. Boy ya, I'm just
gonna let you go. It's just one last thing, Okay,
you worried about being arrassed, don't get a job as
a stripper.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Just let me just let me put that out.

Speaker 10 (38:53):
Ladies out there thinking about a career in the naked business,
stay off gony you and quick hurd in my on
you y'all.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
I'll have a nice good morning.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Big Show's on the radio. Hope y'all have a great
dress of your money. Be back at it on tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Don't mind you.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Feature track of the Big Show Box You're ready to
land on you here on April fifteenth. You'd like to
have it for your own Search for g word Taxman
at the Big Box at the Big Show dot com.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Alright and go, y'all.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Boodrow
and the Taxman A. The story opens Justin LeBlanc drops
by the home of Woodrow, Boudreau in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.

Speaker 8 (40:07):
At Boudreau where you at well pierce my nipple and
call me freaky? How did that?

Speaker 5 (40:13):
You stop?

Speaker 8 (40:15):
And you got a minute? I need to spoke with you.
We come on in a little bird.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Guess who's here?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Well?

Speaker 9 (40:22):
It being about ten minutes away from supper time, i'd say,
is justin Leblaine?

Speaker 8 (40:28):
How did that? Elizabeth? I ain't here to eat. I
need some advice on a problem.

Speaker 9 (40:32):
Well, if that don't killed that jumbo sized kids on
an appetite you got, this must be one honking big problem.

Speaker 8 (40:38):
Woo's roll, my friend. I need some lawyer and help.
Y'all know a good tax attorney? Does anybody know a
good tax attorney? I can only do the lines in
this road for me. All tax attorneys?

Speaker 15 (40:56):
Why sure?

Speaker 8 (40:58):
I just take my ends down the street to somebody answers.

Speaker 10 (41:00):
That's why I can.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Find some him.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
Now listen, horseman, look him up in my address book.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
He's right between this in her line.

Speaker 9 (41:10):
That tax attorney he rapped between the stockbroken men and
the ruse.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Ryce McKinney, wait at withering with your sarcasm.

Speaker 8 (41:23):
Good comeback, kielded you jerking my chain, ain't you cools?

Speaker 9 (41:31):
I'm joking, Yo, Jane, What the sam hell? You take
me and Bojo knee with a tax attorney?

Speaker 8 (41:36):
You got some tax problems?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
You stab some.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
Hey, that might be a tax attorney. I don't need
a tax attorney, man, But my uncle Joe dou See.
Last year, Uncle Joe told Uncle Sam about a whole
bunch of money he made, so he ain't paid all
the taxes he should have been due. I ain't get
hisself in big trouble doing that. That's what I told

(42:03):
him when I drive in the guts tore one day.
I can't do that hot pitched voice on such a
long life, he saying to stand, I look at it
like this. I give the government that money, they ain't
gonna do nothing but piss it away. What I need
Washington for that, I can waste my money good as
they can. I say, well, I ain't no preacher, but

(42:23):
you know what the Bible say, render to Caesar what
belonged to Caesar, and render to God what belonged to him.
Oh so, now Uncle Joe ain't just steffan Uncle Sam.
He got the Lord hisself calling him on it. I'm
glad somebody listening to what his conscience started working on
here something fierce can't sleep one wink for days. Finally

(42:47):
he sit down and rode out a check to the
in fronne revenue. That's when the problem start.

Speaker 9 (42:52):
Now hold on if he wrote the in front of
revenue or check, seem like the problem is over you jump.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
Right in there. I was waiting for that dramatical promise. Well,
see the problem ain't the check, it's that letter he
put in there with it.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
So what letter I try?

Speaker 8 (43:14):
Not one of them posess for myself, the one that
say the infernal revenue at tax time this year, I
underpaid my incoming tax and ain't been able to sleep
one wing since I ain't never felt so bad in
all my life. And closed is a check for two
hundred dollars, signed John J. LeBlanc. PS. If I don't

(43:35):
sleep much better more tonight, I'm gonna send you the rest.
So what do y'all think?

Speaker 9 (43:41):
I think you ain't gonna have to drive Uncle Joe
to the grocery store again for about the next ten
to twenty years.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
We do you hope you ever enjoyed? John boyd Villy playhouse.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Dude and again next time when we'll hear the crusty
old field agent for the infernal revenue say.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar?

Speaker 8 (44:11):
Wait wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 12 (44:14):
And judge so long of course a good time forgotten
set up.

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Anybody knowing tax attorney.

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