March 18, 2024 • 41 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Married Man reveals his master plan.. - Gary Busey makes a post-Saint Patrick’s Day entry into his diary.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes in search of the Taliban.. - We do some cooking with Raiford.. - and Murray tells us about some corporate mergers we’d like to see..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stoker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife than annoying the crap out
of them.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Now Here, Steve, thank you, love, and today Steve there,
and today we're in the madness countryside of Afghanistan. Even
bombed out in war torn it's still a beautiful countryside,
absolutely gorgeous. And while I'm here, I'll be delivering some
cards and led us to the great American fighting Force
working hard to keep the world safe from the axis
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of evil. They're not looking for any trouble. We're here
looking to study the last remaining members of an endangered
species of cave dwellers known as most Limomax nut jobbers
or the standard breed of taliban.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Hono.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
We'd better hurry.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Looks like extinction might be just around the corner.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
White.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Look there, bonsas wait, like a whole hood of them,
and they're tucking into that cave.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Let's not lose.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Come on the.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Wowser that's as big as I have's in here. And
look at all of these tunnels. I wonder which one
they went down. Who tell tell bo makes it a
whole lot easier to track them down. It's like someone
birth of he in a sausage. Let's follow the stink
this way. Oh, there they are over there, behind those
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barrels of napar. Now let's try to tag them from here.
I'll raise my trusty tranquilizer rifle. And well that figures.
I guess I should think my lucky stars that it
hit the fleshy part of my head.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
That's better.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Who was getting talking here? Oh that's right, rid of Cave.
I A bet I take a few of those little
ratskus before it's lights out for rule Steve. Now, where's
that track Eliza?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Rifle? Here we go?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
O seems a lot heavier than it did before this
said him, must be pretty powerful.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
AnyWho here taddled up over that?
Speaker 8 (02:29):
Steve?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Wond a't you.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Here?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
You are all still? It's wound out a bit bok.
Safety's on. Here we go, and.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I must have picked up the wrong gun.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
I guess they could call off the ant strikes.
Speaker 9 (03:00):
Dude, What are you doing, great googly?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
It's the extremely rare American palabam.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Who are you talking to?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Dude?
Speaker 10 (03:12):
You're like totally wasting my brothers in arms and junk
I'm telling my dad, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Well, I'm afraid I don't know ya did, but I
do have a message from your uncle, my uncle, Yeah,
your uncle Sam message deliver.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Looks like more work here is done. I'll just head
off back the base camp. I know a short cut
through the mindfield.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Follow me.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
In again next week for another episode of Let's the
fucking I'll stop.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Bugs Bunny in them?
Speaker 11 (04:04):
All right, Well, let's play Beating Up Blonde one eight
hundred Big Show you told free line. We'll get a
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Speaker 1 (04:37):
Dude Monday morning. Appreciate you kicking you work.
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You want to play one that can't get through?
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We call you?
Speaker 11 (04:56):
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Com right now. It's be doublus girl, mar said Taytor
Moran and I contest from Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
How about you at Douglas.
Speaker 11 (05:25):
You got don'g jitter.
Speaker 13 (05:26):
Bug Nelson here? What's going on the big show?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Bull jitnter bug Nelson.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I call Homers down here in South Carolina.
Speaker 11 (05:36):
Hold it down that no boy, when Douglas, we're gonna
ask Taylor a couple of questions. You agree or disagree,
get too right for too wrong, You're gonna win? All right,
all right, all right, Teddy Douglas. Sounds like it'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Hey they dog jitter bug Nelton.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
All right, you bugle, you listen up? Uh tay? What
we got here? Statistically? Statistically, who watches more television a
retired couple in their sixties or a newlywed couple in
their twenties.
Speaker 14 (06:14):
I say, a newlywed couple in their sixties.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Is not an option?
Speaker 11 (06:21):
Noise, you got the retired couple in the sixties, newlyweds
in the twenties.
Speaker 14 (06:26):
I see the newlyweds in their twenties.
Speaker 11 (06:29):
The newlyweds watch more TV. I say, jenderbug, do you
agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (06:35):
Man, I'm gonna go ahead and roll.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
With it and say yeah.
Speaker 15 (06:39):
You say yeah, yeah, all right, Well.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The reason, Well, then that's right, they're the ones that
interested in it.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
What they're the only ones interested in it?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Got like this a.
Speaker 11 (06:56):
Good word, you know, Jennerbug has one ride, one more
here and you're gonna win, Tater. Let's look at Bride's
magazine again. We love getting in Bride's magazine.
Speaker 14 (07:08):
You think I'm an expert?
Speaker 16 (07:09):
Do you.
Speaker 11 (07:12):
If a woman is saying I do for the second time,
should she wear a veil?
Speaker 14 (07:19):
Who cares if it's her second time?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I mean you already know, I say, you already know what.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
They look like. You know you already know that she does.
Speaker 14 (07:28):
Yeah, No, she shouldn't wear a veil.
Speaker 11 (07:33):
The woman is getting married for the second time, she
should not wear a veil. Douglass, Jitterbug, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Well, I'm still homeless, holding down in South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm still going to agree with her.
Speaker 16 (07:48):
All right?
Speaker 11 (07:48):
Well, you going with Danner and that's the way to
do it. Yes, veils are only for first timer, all right, Jenbug, that's.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Right, Nelse.
Speaker 11 (08:04):
You continue to hold it down there, buddy. If you
hang on, Jack can get your expect for you.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
All Right, there we go.
Speaker 11 (08:17):
All right, we're gonna jump out and cut you up
on your knees on the other side.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Randy Travis saves the day.
Speaker 11 (08:24):
Another track from Good Boy Billy's Rough Cuts out ud
coming up.
Speaker 17 (09:01):
Good morning. It's making on the radio, coming up in
the room.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
I'm Sue from Malibu, trying the docoment, just sending Sue
in him, staying away with.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
It works more. One of John mooy Milla's album.
Speaker 11 (09:17):
Rough Cuts, Randy Travis climbed over a car seat to
stop an out of control limousine after the driver died
at the wheel. Travis, thirty nine, and his.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
Wife what it looks like, Barbara Bush, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11 (09:44):
We're leaving for Los Angeles International Airport for their home
Sunday morning, when the driver their limo shoveling apparent heart attack,
slumped over the wheel.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (09:53):
The spokes who said Travis realized something was wrong and
climbed over some luggage and the car seat to reach
past the driver. In and off the ignition here, it's sad.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That means that folder song.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
All the pets done, Randy Travis and do an alfalfa language.
Speaker 18 (10:35):
Let's not get too weird back.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Come on, Randy Travis as a Tasmanian devil. What you
buried me? And the couple.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Yeah, you know what he said after it.
Speaker 16 (10:55):
Was all over.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Don't do anything to try to make up some black dog.
Speaker 11 (11:06):
Oh man, Randy Trump's a hero and that's the way
y'all training.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Shut up with these powers that could be.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Oh man, there's sling blight for you, Randy Trout, dusty.
Speaker 19 (11:27):
Right, good morning that it makes you all already and
(11:57):
I get ready miss a real get rid of just
a second verse. Hey, who who did the birthday celebrity
birthday list?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Say?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Does that you are ready? It depends either one that
I just noticed you got here.
Speaker 11 (12:12):
Quarterback Brian Greasy is forty nine years old, former NFL
quarterback now coach for the forty eight ers.
Speaker 14 (12:22):
You ain't gonna give your mind.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
I can see how that gonna win.
Speaker 11 (12:27):
Yeah, he's not the coach anymore, and there never was
the forty eight ers.
Speaker 14 (12:35):
Yeah, all right, he was such a great coach for that.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Good job, good job of y'all. All right, due now
step up here is mister Roubard.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Give me the beat? Thank you, give me You're welcome?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, you got the beat?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Hello boys, Hello, Hi? Is this little kaleidoscope too loud?
It's a calliope? Actually, pants Hello, voice and girl.
Speaker 20 (13:07):
Hello him, mister Rubarb, Hi, mister Ruberg, Hi, Welcome to
another good old fashion edition of mister Rhubarb's story Time.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Good old fashion.
Speaker 20 (13:19):
Huh, I know it'll be old fashioned. Let's just see
if it's actually good old rudder.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Okay, we're gonna use.
Speaker 20 (13:27):
Many years ago, there was a place called Malibu Fun World.
It was an amusement park and zoo in a place
in California called Malibi. Malibu Fun World was located right
on the edge of a steep cliff that dropped three
hundred feet straight down into the ocean.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
This made for a beautiful view.
Speaker 20 (13:48):
It also meant that the park was windy because of
the strong breezes along the cliff. The head groundskeeper at
Malibu Fun World was a tiny woman named sig She
was only four foot nine and weighes eighty five pounds.
Every morning, Sue let the crew that swept the zea
and felt the wind that blew in Malabi.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
One especially windy day, Sue was out sweeping up. A
little boy in the park said, Mommy, what's wrong with
that woman? Why?
Speaker 20 (14:22):
Nothing's wrong with her, said his mother. She's just small,
that's all. No, no, said little Johnny. I can see
that she's small, but why is she so lumpy? Sue
did indeed have a somewhat lumpy appearance, but his mother
just shushed him and dragged him off down the sidewalk.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Sue walked up to the lady and her son. Ma'am,
it's all right, she said.
Speaker 20 (14:47):
I guess I do look a little lumpy, but that's
probably because my pockets are full of rocks.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Rock, said the little boy. What's up with that?
Speaker 20 (14:57):
Well, Sonny, said Sue. My mommy used to work here
at the part years ago. She was about the same
size as me. One day it got really windy, in
a big breeze, blue where off the edge of that
cliff and into the ocean.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
She died.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I saw it happen.
Speaker 20 (15:14):
My daddy used to say that because she didn't go
to church, the Lord didn't let her into heaven. So
every day before I go out, I fill my pockets
up with rocks to keep me from blowing off the
cliff like mommy did.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Then I say a short prayer for the Lord to
protect me. Wow, said the little boy. Is all that
really true? Absolutely, said Sue.
Speaker 20 (15:36):
I don't want to end up like my mommy. So
now I weigh me down to sweep and pray the
Lord my soul to keep. And that's it, good old
fashioned episode of mister Rubarb's story time.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
I wish Morty was here.
Speaker 20 (15:55):
This is mister Rhubarb saying, this is mister Rubarb.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Carry on straight.
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It's time once again for Cooking with Rafer with your
host Robert d.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Rafer.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
No, no, no where it ain't for a five minutes show.
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Just just just start up.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Hey all, that's right, today's show. We'd like to welcome
a very special guest. Where's that card?
Speaker 16 (19:05):
Oh? You here?
Speaker 9 (19:05):
It?
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Entertainment guru Martha Stewart is America's best known expert on
home entertainment, but her sister is an expert in her
own right, and her new book is called one hundred
and one Free and Nearly Free Household Hints. Please welcome
my special guest, Marcy Stewart.
Speaker 14 (19:23):
Well, thank you, Bob. It's a pleasure to be here.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
No problem. You want something to drink?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Nice?
Speaker 14 (19:29):
Do you have any dry white wines?
Speaker 10 (19:31):
I look like I have any dry white wines. How
about a shout a gentleman jack? No thanks, I'm having
me a taste.
Speaker 14 (19:42):
My goodness, that's an awfully big taste.
Speaker 10 (19:45):
I'm a big boy. So anyways, what's this new book
of yours about?
Speaker 14 (19:49):
Well, Bob, My famous sister Martha sometimes gets accused of
being a little elaborate in some of her household projects. Yes,
I meanwhile, was always the more practical one in the family.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
You a little bit better looking this year is here?
Speaker 14 (20:04):
Thanks? Anyway, this book is a collection of some of
my favorite handy household tips that'll cost you practically nothing.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
Speaking of free, you're sure you don't want some of this? No,
no thanks, suit yourself, it means more for me. So
did I ask you about the book?
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (20:28):
You did?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Oh yeah, household hen so lays ime on us.
Speaker 14 (20:32):
Well, i'd be happy to now. We all love golden
brown pancakes at breakfast time, and if you use a
turkey baster to squeeze the batter onto the hot griddle,
you'll have perfectly shaped pancakes every time.
Speaker 10 (20:45):
How about the frozen ones you put in the microwave?
The hardest part of that is you getting them out
of plastic bag. What's next?
Speaker 14 (20:52):
Well, if you're having a hard boiled egg with that breakfast,
an easy way to prevent your eggshells from cracking is
to add a pinch of salt to the water for
boil men.
Speaker 10 (21:01):
What difference does it make if they cracked and you're
gonna take the shells off anyway?
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Come on, what else you got?
Speaker 14 (21:08):
Well, as long as we're boiling water on the stove,
now here's a tip for perfect corn on the cop
We can add a pinch of sugar to the water
while cooking sugar huh, and it helps bring out the
corn's natural sweetness.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
On the kind of corn iBOT comes in a can. Well,
speaking of corn, let's just get a little bit here.
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Bob, you might want to take it. Take it a
little easy there.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Don't you worry about me, sweeth hunt, I was knocking
these back when you were still in diapers. Press on,
press on.
Speaker 14 (21:43):
Okay, do you ever get headaches?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
What do you think?
Speaker 14 (21:49):
Well, here's a handy hent kind of fresh lime in
half and rub it on your forehead. Believe it or not,
it really works.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
A lime yeah, bike, face full of lime juice running
down your eyes. You know you feel good. I'll make
you forget all about the rest of your head hurt
always just use a little hairted dog here. Oh, by
the way, we have a little party with the crew
(22:17):
after we wrap the show up. Here you'll stick around.
Speaker 14 (22:21):
Actually, I've got an early flight out. I should probably
go straight back to the hotel.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Hey, you got any tips for cleaning up broken glass?
Speaker 14 (22:35):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No, well what good are you?
Speaker 14 (22:38):
Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Oh? Nothing?
Speaker 10 (22:41):
So anyway, uh I broke my glass. So anyways, I
would like to thank my special guest, Patrick Stewart, the
author of one hundred and one Dalmatians. This is rifle
(23:02):
peace out.
Speaker 14 (23:04):
Oh good Bob, Hello, Bob? Are you okay? Bob?
Speaker 16 (23:09):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (23:10):
Could we get a couple of you guys to put
it back on the couch over there?
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Cooking with Rayford is brought to you by a grant
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Speaker 11 (23:26):
For classic old rough cuts. Oh but it's available in
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Good morning. It's will be showing the radio world.
Speaker 11 (24:12):
Do you Monday? Today's feature track for the make show
bit Box Murray Corporate mergers. We'd like to see Char's
for keyword mergers could have got on their contest Bundy
can't get through. We'll call you somebody on playe.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
May that happen too? Like right now and everybody's head
about the bad We pay a wordy word and a
wordy word. All right, love it. We got a husband
and wife, lovely couple from Barnesville, Ohio.
Speaker 11 (24:38):
Dennis and Don that h good morning, y'all morning. Hey
un Jackie?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Has she sound about like that? Good morning? I believe
these people didn't want.
Speaker 16 (24:55):
To be here.
Speaker 14 (24:56):
Wordy, word y? Yeah, well I feel the same way.
Speaker 16 (25:01):
Honey.
Speaker 11 (25:04):
We're gonna put you done that on team Tater's make
you feel right at home.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
You know, girls get along?
Speaker 11 (25:10):
Okay, Dennis, it'll be me and you trying to whoop
of girls.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
All right, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
All right, let's see what we can do, me and
Dennis for the first thirty seconds. Start the clock. Now,
I don't drive a car. I drive a yes, uh huh.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
Oh you eat with this, put food in your mouth? Yes,
you point with this on your hand. Yeah.
Speaker 16 (25:37):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
This is like a mechanical. Guy. Oh, danger, danger, you're
taking over? What is it? A mechanical that's not a guy?
Looks like a guy. Danger.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
They do stuff, you know. No, No, they're they're they're
they're not human. They're like machines.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Okay, now three on the board, right there.
Speaker 11 (26:00):
Three All right, Well, let's say what Don and Tiner
can do. All right, you ready, Donetta, Yes, and picking
up on that last one.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Ready to go.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
It's a machine, it can do. Yes, Yes, kids will
go down this into a pool or at the playground.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yes.
Speaker 14 (26:25):
Uh, you picked these up on the beach. Susie had
a bunch of them. What kind of shells?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 14 (26:32):
Hey, this pump's blood through your body? Uh huh. This
to make oil out of this? Or tortilla chips are
made out of this vegetable. It's yellow.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Yep.
Speaker 14 (26:44):
Frozen frozen treat. It's like frozen water. Very good though,
that's true.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
All right, there's the buzz.
Speaker 11 (26:51):
There were good work girls to put a five on
the board. Took the lead by two.
Speaker 14 (26:58):
Right, Sorry, all right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
All right, y'all did do it? Dennis? We need some points, buddy,
all right.
Speaker 14 (27:05):
I see that's all right.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I'm sorry. Sure, have got robot and.
Speaker 11 (27:19):
Now we're packing up. We're picking up on that last one. Okay, Dennis,
on that last one that your wife did not get.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
So ready, go a treat out of the freezer. Kids
love him? Yeah, there you go. All right.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
My man's best friend is his dog. Yes, rhymes with it.
Abraham Lincoln lived in a blank cabin. Yeah, rhymes with it,
A cloud over a city it is. No, it's just
no another one. It's pollution, pollution, Yes, rhymes with it.
(27:57):
Pork comes from a damn.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Here you go, Dennis. We put a five on that.
Speaker 11 (28:04):
Three and eight scores. Step it up and now three
we'll tie and force overtime. Four will win it.
Speaker 14 (28:14):
Alady, are you ready trying to get in her head?
Speaker 11 (28:16):
Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 14 (28:18):
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On that.
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That would be nice, something just to soften the blow.
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That's kind of been more condescending.
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But I may request from Bob Flaming in Tupelo, Mississippi.
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Oh Bob, Hello, friends and neighbors.
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Bill Silver's here once again to educate and attain, enlighten,
et cetera, et cetera. Remember when you were just a kid,
going to school was your first foray into the great, big,
wonderful world. You had nothing to fear because your teacher
was there. Apart from your parents, these were the adults
that helped shape your view of the world before you.
The women wore dresses, the men wore suits, But more
than anything, they let you just be kids. You enjoyed
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your childhood. There'd be plenty of time to grow up later.
Fast forward to today, You might as well teach school
under a big tent because it's a real circus. And
guess what your children are being taught by clowns. Not
to be fair, there are still some teachers out there
dedicated to the time honor traditions of reading, writing, and rhyme, wholesome, trustworthy, normal,
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But far too many of these days have different agendas. Progressive,
one might say, dressing like a San Francisco barista with
purple hair and looking like they fell faith first into
a tackle box layered in more ink than the Affordable
Care Act. The stars and stripes replaced by a rainbow flag. Shocking, outrageous,
even moral. Worst of all, before they've even learned their ABC's,
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they're introduced to the birds and bees. And to add
to the confusion, they're being told that some birds identify
as bees and some bees identify as birds. As one
man said, Armageddon, how long will it be before you, beloved,
innocent offspring come home singing songs they learned in school. Oh,
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forget about old McDonald, the wheels on the bus and
ring around a rosie. That's ancient history. Passe old hat.
This is a different day, my friend. They're in a
hurry for your kids to grow up. I guess because
they need the tax revenue. But don't be a bit
surprised if your youngsters come home singing some of these songs.
From the Home office in the Gender Studies wing of
(33:07):
Liberachi University, next to the Dylan Mulvany Hotdog Emporium and
switch Near's Clothing boutique, comes today's top ten songs. Your
elementary school children will come home singing number ten.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
I think we get it.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
Number nine, number eight too soon, Number seven, number six,
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do that to a.
Speaker 22 (34:13):
Man one more time once is never end them with
a man like you.
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Number five, Holly came from my felt a.
Speaker 22 (34:29):
Plucked her eyebrows on the way, shaved her legs, and
then he was a she. She says he'd babe take
a walk on the wild side. Said, hey, honey, take
a walk on the wild side.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
I was listening to that. Number four, understand while the
number to number three.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
I can't hold but long it didn't from them? And
fong can I.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Get that healing second something for the inner city?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Number two, I'm a happy mile income bick.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
I can't have it. Then they party in my pants.
Speaker 13 (35:35):
If your body, I knew that one would be here,
and the number one song, your kiddos will come home singing.
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Let's talk about sex.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Let's talk about this anyway, Let's talk about all.
Speaker 17 (35:52):
Of the things.
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A little lous.
Speaker 14 (35:58):
Let's talk about.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
And just wait till you see what they're reading. Lots
of peepies and weak.
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Hello, Jimbo, love you, Yeah, Murray, what shaking man? All
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My nephew, Sherman, Yeah, the one who went to comedy
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Yep, the kids, packed his bags and moved back out
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Yeah.
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Well, how's it going great. He's been out there less
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Wow, he's writing jokes for Jay Leno.
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Well, actually he's cleaning the pool at Jay's weekend place
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as Jay's way while he's dumping in the chlorine. So
we think it's just a matter.
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Of he got any good ones you can share with us?
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Not on your life, pal. You think I'm gonna row
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them like all the other disc jockeys in America.
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How about just one?
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White.
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You are all still? It's wound out a bit bok.
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Bull jitnter bug Nelson.
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I say, a newlywed couple in their sixties.
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I see the newlyweds in their twenties.
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With it and say yeah.
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Got like this a.
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You think I'm an expert?
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Do you.
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Who cares if it's her second time?
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They look like. You know you already know that she does.
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Yeah, No, she shouldn't wear a veil.
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The woman is getting married for the second time, she
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or disagree?
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Well, I'm still homeless, holding down in South Carolina.
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I'm still going to agree with her.
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All right?
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Right, Nelse.
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Randy Travis saves the day.
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Another track from Good Boy Billy's Rough Cuts out ud
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Good morning. It's making on the radio, coming up in
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I'm Sue from Malibu, trying the docoment, just sending Sue
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Rough Cuts, Randy Travis climbed over a car seat to
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Wife what it looks like, Barbara Bush, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We're leaving for Los Angeles International Airport for their home
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slumped over the wheel.
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Uh.
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The spokes who said Travis realized something was wrong and
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past the driver. In and off the ignition here, it's sad.
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That means that folder song.
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All the pets done, Randy Travis and do an alfalfa language.
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Let's not get too weird back.
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Come on, Randy Travis as a Tasmanian devil. What you
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Yeah, you know what he said after it.
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Was all over.
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Don't do anything to try to make up some black dog.
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Oh man, Randy Trump's a hero and that's the way
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Shut up with these powers that could be.
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Oh man, there's sling blight for you, Randy Trout, dusty.
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I get ready miss a real get rid of just
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Quarterback Brian Greasy is forty nine years old, former NFL
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You ain't gonna give your mind.
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I can see how that gonna win.
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Yeah, he's not the coach anymore, and there never was
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Yeah, all right, he was such a great coach for that.
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Good job, good job of y'all. All right, due now
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Give me the beat? Thank you, give me You're welcome?
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Hello boys, Hello, Hi? Is this little kaleidoscope too loud?
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Hello him, mister Rubarb, Hi, mister Ruberg, Hi, Welcome to
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Good old fashion.
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Huh, I know it'll be old fashioned. Let's just see
if it's actually good old rudder.
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Okay, we're gonna use.
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Many years ago, there was a place called Malibu Fun World.
It was an amusement park and zoo in a place
in California called Malibi. Malibu Fun World was located right
on the edge of a steep cliff that dropped three
hundred feet straight down into the ocean.
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This made for a beautiful view.
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It also meant that the park was windy because of
the strong breezes along the cliff. The head groundskeeper at
Malibu Fun World was a tiny woman named sig She
was only four foot nine and weighes eighty five pounds.
Every morning, Sue let the crew that swept the zea
and felt the wind that blew in Malabi.
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One especially windy day, Sue was out sweeping up. A
little boy in the park said, Mommy, what's wrong with
that woman? Why?
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Nothing's wrong with her, said his mother. She's just small,
that's all. No, no, said little Johnny. I can see
that she's small, but why is she so lumpy? Sue
did indeed have a somewhat lumpy appearance, but his mother
just shushed him and dragged him off down the sidewalk.
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Sue walked up to the lady and her son. Ma'am,
it's all right, she said.
Speaker 20 (14:47):
I guess I do look a little lumpy, but that's
probably because my pockets are full of rocks.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Rock, said the little boy. What's up with that?
Speaker 20 (14:57):
Well, Sonny, said Sue. My mommy used to work here
at the part years ago. She was about the same
size as me. One day it got really windy, in
a big breeze, blue where off the edge of that
cliff and into the ocean.
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She died.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I saw it happen.
Speaker 20 (15:14):
My daddy used to say that because she didn't go
to church, the Lord didn't let her into heaven. So
every day before I go out, I fill my pockets
up with rocks to keep me from blowing off the
cliff like mommy did.
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Then I say a short prayer for the Lord to
protect me. Wow, said the little boy. Is all that
really true? Absolutely, said Sue.
Speaker 20 (15:36):
I don't want to end up like my mommy. So
now I weigh me down to sweep and pray the
Lord my soul to keep. And that's it, good old
fashioned episode of mister Rubarb's story time.
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I wish Morty was here.
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This is mister Rhubarb saying, this is mister Rubarb.
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Carry on straight.
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They the casing the show.
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It's the part that the hammer hits is Yeah, the
ignition happens like, yeah, they ain't gonna blow up around
your next just for a look.
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No, it's already been fired. It's got a firing hole.
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All right?
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Speaker 18 (18:49):
It's time once again for Cooking with Rafer with your
host Robert d.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Rafer.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
No, no, no where it ain't for a five minutes show.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Just just just start up.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Hey all, that's right, today's show. We'd like to welcome
a very special guest. Where's that card?
Speaker 16 (19:05):
Oh? You here?
Speaker 9 (19:05):
It?
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Entertainment guru Martha Stewart is America's best known expert on
home entertainment, but her sister is an expert in her
own right, and her new book is called one hundred
and one Free and Nearly Free Household Hints. Please welcome
my special guest, Marcy Stewart.
Speaker 14 (19:23):
Well, thank you, Bob. It's a pleasure to be here.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
No problem. You want something to drink?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Nice?
Speaker 14 (19:29):
Do you have any dry white wines?
Speaker 10 (19:31):
I look like I have any dry white wines. How
about a shout a gentleman jack? No thanks, I'm having
me a taste.
Speaker 14 (19:42):
My goodness, that's an awfully big taste.
Speaker 10 (19:45):
I'm a big boy. So anyways, what's this new book
of yours about?
Speaker 14 (19:49):
Well, Bob, My famous sister Martha sometimes gets accused of
being a little elaborate in some of her household projects. Yes,
I meanwhile, was always the more practical one in the family.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
You a little bit better looking this year is here?
Speaker 14 (20:04):
Thanks? Anyway, this book is a collection of some of
my favorite handy household tips that'll cost you practically nothing.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
Speaking of free, you're sure you don't want some of this? No,
no thanks, suit yourself, it means more for me. So
did I ask you about the book?
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (20:28):
You did?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Oh yeah, household hen so lays ime on us.
Speaker 14 (20:32):
Well, i'd be happy to now. We all love golden
brown pancakes at breakfast time, and if you use a
turkey baster to squeeze the batter onto the hot griddle,
you'll have perfectly shaped pancakes every time.
Speaker 10 (20:45):
How about the frozen ones you put in the microwave?
The hardest part of that is you getting them out
of plastic bag. What's next?
Speaker 14 (20:52):
Well, if you're having a hard boiled egg with that breakfast,
an easy way to prevent your eggshells from cracking is
to add a pinch of salt to the water for
boil men.
Speaker 10 (21:01):
What difference does it make if they cracked and you're
gonna take the shells off anyway?
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Come on, what else you got?
Speaker 14 (21:08):
Well, as long as we're boiling water on the stove,
now here's a tip for perfect corn on the cop
We can add a pinch of sugar to the water
while cooking sugar huh, and it helps bring out the
corn's natural sweetness.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
On the kind of corn iBOT comes in a can. Well,
speaking of corn, let's just get a little bit here.
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Bob, you might want to take it. Take it a
little easy there.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Don't you worry about me, sweeth hunt, I was knocking
these back when you were still in diapers. Press on,
press on.
Speaker 14 (21:43):
Okay, do you ever get headaches?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
What do you think?
Speaker 14 (21:49):
Well, here's a handy hent kind of fresh lime in
half and rub it on your forehead. Believe it or not,
it really works.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
A lime yeah, bike, face full of lime juice running
down your eyes. You know you feel good. I'll make
you forget all about the rest of your head hurt
always just use a little hairted dog here. Oh, by
the way, we have a little party with the crew
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after we wrap the show up. Here you'll stick around.
Speaker 14 (22:21):
Actually, I've got an early flight out. I should probably
go straight back to the hotel.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Hey, you got any tips for cleaning up broken glass?
Speaker 14 (22:35):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No, well what good are you?
Speaker 14 (22:38):
Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Oh? Nothing?
Speaker 10 (22:41):
So anyway, uh I broke my glass. So anyways, I
would like to thank my special guest, Patrick Stewart, the
author of one hundred and one Dalmatians. This is rifle
(23:02):
peace out.
Speaker 14 (23:04):
Oh good Bob, Hello, Bob? Are you okay? Bob?
Speaker 16 (23:09):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (23:10):
Could we get a couple of you guys to put
it back on the couch over there?
Speaker 18 (23:16):
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worthy word one ain't hundred big show you told free
line across America. We'll get a couple of contestants saying
play next.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Good morning. It's will be showing the radio world.
Speaker 11 (24:12):
Do you Monday? Today's feature track for the make show
bit Box Murray Corporate mergers. We'd like to see Char's
for keyword mergers could have got on their contest Bundy
can't get through. We'll call you somebody on playe.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
May that happen too? Like right now and everybody's head
about the bad We pay a wordy word and a
wordy word. All right, love it. We got a husband
and wife, lovely couple from Barnesville, Ohio.
Speaker 11 (24:38):
Dennis and Don that h good morning, y'all morning. Hey
un Jackie?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Has she sound about like that? Good morning? I believe
these people didn't want.
Speaker 16 (24:55):
To be here.
Speaker 14 (24:56):
Wordy, word y? Yeah, well I feel the same way.
Speaker 16 (25:01):
Honey.
Speaker 11 (25:04):
We're gonna put you done that on team Tater's make
you feel right at home.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
You know, girls get along?
Speaker 11 (25:10):
Okay, Dennis, it'll be me and you trying to whoop
of girls.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
All right, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
All right, let's see what we can do, me and
Dennis for the first thirty seconds. Start the clock. Now,
I don't drive a car. I drive a yes, uh huh.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
Oh you eat with this, put food in your mouth? Yes,
you point with this on your hand. Yeah.
Speaker 16 (25:37):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
This is like a mechanical. Guy. Oh, danger, danger, you're
taking over? What is it? A mechanical that's not a guy?
Looks like a guy. Danger.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
They do stuff, you know. No, No, they're they're they're
they're not human. They're like machines.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Okay, now three on the board, right there.
Speaker 11 (26:00):
Three All right, Well, let's say what Don and Tiner
can do. All right, you ready, Donetta, Yes, and picking
up on that last one.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Ready to go.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
It's a machine, it can do. Yes, Yes, kids will
go down this into a pool or at the playground.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yes.
Speaker 14 (26:25):
Uh, you picked these up on the beach. Susie had
a bunch of them. What kind of shells?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 14 (26:32):
Hey, this pump's blood through your body? Uh huh. This
to make oil out of this? Or tortilla chips are
made out of this vegetable. It's yellow.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Yep.
Speaker 14 (26:44):
Frozen frozen treat. It's like frozen water. Very good though,
that's true.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
All right, there's the buzz.
Speaker 11 (26:51):
There were good work girls to put a five on
the board. Took the lead by two.
Speaker 14 (26:58):
Right, Sorry, all right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
All right, y'all did do it? Dennis? We need some points, buddy,
all right.
Speaker 14 (27:05):
I see that's all right.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I'm sorry. Sure, have got robot and.
Speaker 11 (27:19):
Now we're packing up. We're picking up on that last one. Okay, Dennis,
on that last one that your wife did not get.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
So ready, go a treat out of the freezer. Kids
love him? Yeah, there you go. All right.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
My man's best friend is his dog. Yes, rhymes with it.
Abraham Lincoln lived in a blank cabin. Yeah, rhymes with it,
A cloud over a city it is. No, it's just
no another one. It's pollution, pollution, Yes, rhymes with it.
(27:57):
Pork comes from a damn.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Here you go, Dennis. We put a five on that.
Speaker 11 (28:04):
Three and eight scores. Step it up and now three
we'll tie and force overtime. Four will win it.
Speaker 14 (28:14):
Alady, are you ready trying to get in her head?
Speaker 11 (28:16):
Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 14 (28:18):
We're stilling to go a light run. You might just
blank through the park. No, it's a it's a you're
running but you're not. Yes, all right. This is what
the computer people. They write like an article and you
follow them along, and it rhymes with it. It's a
they wrote a blank. It's a what article? Yeah, I know,
(28:39):
it's story. It rhymes with the with the other word
you they write. They write like their opinions, and it's
called this.
Speaker 21 (28:50):
Yeah, can we cry?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Can we get that word? Was blog?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Blog?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Well you can talk.
Speaker 11 (29:14):
You can try again any time. She said it ain't
no danger not happening. Cute one baby, and you get
the big old prize pack. We appreciate y'all listening and
playing with us.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
Well, thank you very much. Can I get a shout out,
please do okay, ill I get the shout out to
all of my family in Ohio and I have two
brothers North Carolina around Raleigh, and I'd like to give
a shout out to Swept's family restaurant.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
All right, a good deal, all right, supper on your husband,
y'all have fun? Yes, thank you guys, it was fun.
Speaker 21 (29:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (29:59):
I really like how you can old people. Yeah you
could have won, but you didn't. You were you were
too short, you could have won.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
That's funny. It's the uh time our vit request.
Speaker 11 (30:12):
Okay. Bob Fleming from Tupelo, Mississippi. Old Bob says, hey,
y'all play some Bill Silver's top ten list. Thanks, that's
what my faves to, Bob. Let's get it coming up next.
Speaker 17 (30:49):
On that.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
That's a big showing the radio. Maybe next time I
can solo lose you warding words. Tell you I could
like throwing a blessed bless your heart or something.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Does that?
Speaker 14 (30:57):
That would be nice, something just to soften the blow.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
That's kind of been more condescending.
Speaker 11 (31:02):
Yeah, yeah, I guess yeah, oh you could have won,
but yeah, I won't.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Work on it more. We got a whole work for
in control of it.
Speaker 11 (31:12):
But I may request from Bob Flaming in Tupelo, Mississippi.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Oh Bob, Hello, friends and neighbors.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
Bill Silver's here once again to educate and attain, enlighten,
et cetera, et cetera. Remember when you were just a kid,
going to school was your first foray into the great, big,
wonderful world. You had nothing to fear because your teacher
was there. Apart from your parents, these were the adults
that helped shape your view of the world before you.
The women wore dresses, the men wore suits, But more
than anything, they let you just be kids. You enjoyed
(31:42):
your childhood. There'd be plenty of time to grow up later.
Fast forward to today, You might as well teach school
under a big tent because it's a real circus. And
guess what your children are being taught by clowns. Not
to be fair, there are still some teachers out there
dedicated to the time honor traditions of reading, writing, and rhyme, wholesome, trustworthy, normal,
(32:04):
But far too many of these days have different agendas. Progressive,
one might say, dressing like a San Francisco barista with
purple hair and looking like they fell faith first into
a tackle box layered in more ink than the Affordable
Care Act. The stars and stripes replaced by a rainbow flag. Shocking, outrageous,
even moral. Worst of all, before they've even learned their ABC's,
(32:24):
they're introduced to the birds and bees. And to add
to the confusion, they're being told that some birds identify
as bees and some bees identify as birds. As one
man said, Armageddon, how long will it be before you, beloved,
innocent offspring come home singing songs they learned in school. Oh,
(32:46):
forget about old McDonald, the wheels on the bus and
ring around a rosie. That's ancient history. Passe old hat.
This is a different day, my friend. They're in a
hurry for your kids to grow up. I guess because
they need the tax revenue. But don't be a bit
surprised if your youngsters come home singing some of these songs.
From the Home office in the Gender Studies wing of
(33:07):
Liberachi University, next to the Dylan Mulvany Hotdog Emporium and
switch Near's Clothing boutique, comes today's top ten songs. Your
elementary school children will come home singing number ten.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
I think we get it.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
Number nine, number eight too soon, Number seven, number six,
(34:12):
do that to a.
Speaker 22 (34:13):
Man one more time once is never end them with
a man like you.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Number five, Holly came from my felt a.
Speaker 22 (34:29):
Plucked her eyebrows on the way, shaved her legs, and
then he was a she. She says he'd babe take
a walk on the wild side. Said, hey, honey, take
a walk on the wild side.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
I was listening to that. Number four, understand while the
number to number three.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
I can't hold but long it didn't from them? And
fong can I.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Get that healing second something for the inner city?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Number two, I'm a happy mile income bick.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
I can't have it. Then they party in my pants.
Speaker 13 (35:35):
If your body, I knew that one would be here,
and the number one song, your kiddos will come home singing.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Let's talk about sex.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Let's talk about this anyway, Let's talk about all.
Speaker 17 (35:52):
Of the things.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
A little lous.
Speaker 14 (35:58):
Let's talk about.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
And just wait till you see what they're reading. Lots
of peepies and weak.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
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Speaker 16 (38:07):
Hello, Jimbo, love you, Yeah, Murray, what shaking man? All
four cheeks and a couple of chins. I gotta get
back to the Jim Morrow Jimbo. It's kind of a
bittersweet mood around the old office this week.
Speaker 20 (38:19):
My nephew, Sherman, Yeah, the one who went to comedy
writing school.
Speaker 16 (38:23):
Yep, the kids, packed his bags and moved back out
to California.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (38:27):
Well, how's it going great. He's been out there less
than a month. He's already working for Jay Leno.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Wow, he's writing jokes for Jay Leno.
Speaker 16 (38:35):
Well, actually he's cleaning the pool at Jay's weekend place
in Malible. But he's been throwing a few one line
as Jay's way while he's dumping in the chlorine. So
we think it's just a matter.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Of he got any good ones you can share with us?
Speaker 16 (38:48):
Not on your life, pal. You think I'm gonna row
test Sherman's best stuff on this show? She went Leno
quality gags. You need to take them, monologue and steal
them like all the other disc jockeys in America.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
How about just one?
Speaker 16 (39:00):
Oh? All right? Have you heard about the big high
tech computer merger Hewlett Packard is buying their rival Compact Computer. Well,
it seems there may be some more big mergers in
the works. Xerox, the copier guys, they're putting together a
deal to buy Wurlitzer. They're gonna make reproductive organs. And
(39:22):
there may be some more big mergers cooking. Fair Child
Electronics is buying the Honeywell Corporation. The new company is
going to be called Farewell honey Child. Hey. Two big
internet companies emerging. Netscape is doing a deal with Yahoo.
The new company will be called net and Yahoo. Three
(39:42):
M the post it notes people they're joining up with Goodyear.
They're gonna call it good Wait if that doesn't go through.
Three M is looking at a merger with JC Penny
and Oprah Winfrey. It'll be called the three Penny Oprah.
PolyGram Records is getting ready to do a deal with
Time Warner and Keebler. They're gonna make poly Warner crackers. Wait, wait,
(40:09):
dig this. W. R. Grayson Company is talking with the
Fuller Brush Company, Mary K Cosmetics, and Hail Business Systems.
The new name would be Hail Mary, Fuller Gray. Oh.
And finally, there's a big four way deal cooking with
squared D, Zippo, Lighters, Ski Doo, and Honda. The new
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As Man Sherman be out to pool cleaning business and
no time.
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I loaned for comedy school. He listen made. Let's do
the lunch thing later. Have your machine called my machine
could be fun and don't go change it to try
and please me. I love you just the way you are.
Give my other Bobby with Jimbo What call me?
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