August 19, 2024 • 37 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Robert Earl Keen sets the tone for your Monday with Swervin’ In My Lane… - Ricky B. and Lucy R. Sharpe sing “Put the Seat Down”.. - We replay a call from Larry the Cable Guy.. - Tacky Jackie’s kicks off their Back to School sale.. - Bill Clinton leads us in a refresher for the “Clinton Mambo”.. - Tater and John Boy take another whack at reenacting some silly, but actual, “Courtroom Transquips”.. - and we’ll round out the show with a call to our agent Murray…
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning. I got a big show on the radio
coming up. We played Beating the Blonde. Winner gets a hat,
T shirt, tumbler and the twenty five dollars gas cards
from law Tigers Motorcycle Lawyers Aid Ride plus your registered
to win that one of the cond Big Show motorcycle
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Look for the link of the Big Show dot Com
(00:22):
retcher to win. Go right to Big Show Bike dot Com.
Check it out. All right, birthday boy rule it go
into This is Randy our general manager. You're earlier this morning? No,
it turns out no, No, Randy, you would like stuff
like this. Yeah, if y'all been listen to the show
for a while, you know the history of Randy of
being the perfect husband with a rose a week to
(00:43):
his wife for like, hew, many years has it been
you been been married? Now? I don't know if it
seems like a hundred Okay, good ears wearing on your
pt No man can keep that up.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh yeah, I do keep it up. Nineteen eighty five,
nineteen eighty five. I was married in nineteen eighty five.
You were there, you did the hokey pokey. Maybe I
don't remember the hear good times. I don't know that
I've ever asked you, john Boy, how did you propose?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I can't remember, you won't know. I'm sure it was
coming something swall a.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Oh, I'm just gonna have to call and ask his wife.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Did he remembers Hyeah? No, No, I'm trying to. You know,
I always took it for granted, because you know, started
dating her in high school and then in college and
then all and then was all.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I doesn't he just took her for granted, granted because
she depletes him.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
If Johnny says he's got you in his hip.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Pocket, he says there's a lot of things he's worried about.
But you hain't wrong. Everything's Maybury. Yeah, there's a long
as time I worried about losing her. Well, they looked
(02:01):
great together, that's right. And then Randy with presents. There's
always something very special, elaborate, sappy, creepy, depending up.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, the nerve of me loving.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
My wife and all I mean loving it more like
you're abusing her all right, blindfold pack something. I can't
tell you where we're going to be kidnapped.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Me Like it's like nine and a half weeks make
you rock, you know when.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You put it that way? This blindfolded his wife a
broad blindfolder, like for a present, and say, all right,
there's two suitcases that I've packed for you. You know, pick one.
And then you know you even make it. You say
it creepy. It is creepy.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
You make it sound like Saul where she wakes up,
change or radio.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm not telling you where we're going. I will blindfold you.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You want to go on like you gotta have to
cut quite blindfold her.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
But I did wake her up on her birthday one
year and tell her to get dressed.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I'm dressed like this.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
We're gonna be gone for four days. Here we go,
and she said where are we going? And I won't
tell her And get her on the airplane and I
cover up her ears when the pilot's making the announcement.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Hide her eyes when we walk into one is morning's dumb.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
We landed, and in that case, we'd landed in New York.
At that time, she'd never been to New York City,
always wanted to go to New York. Went to a
Broadway play and had dinner.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And she was dressed for conways. South Carolina but I
looked good. Now, I know at some point there's been
a time when you have blindfolded doodles. Oh yeah, much
to tell her you're going to get into She requested it.
(04:00):
I have to get naked occasionally. I'm even on a
present or a trip or something.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, you call it what you want.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yes, I have blindfolded her and turned around three times
and said, fine, the special place.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Well there's four doodles. Yeah all right. Well, last beating
the Blonde. Y'all want eight hundred Big Show you told
free line across America. We'll get a contestant play next.
(05:00):
Good morning, It's a Big Show on the radio. Rolling
to your Monday, August nineteenth. Today's feature tracking the Big
Show Big Box our agent Murray with Frank Perdue's offer
to the Pope. Search for keyword chicken at the Big
Box at the Big Show dot Com. Brought to you
by Lord Tigers, wrestler for the custom Big Show motorcycle
(05:21):
at Big Show Bike dot Com. Right now, when the
chance to win it with that Lord Tiger's prize bag
as we beat the Blonde. Then we got Bill from Boonville,
ind Amma, Good morning Bill, Good morning boy, Hey, Morny. Welcome, right, Bill,
(05:46):
We're gonna ask tat you some questions. You agree or disagree,
get two bells, four two butzs and you win them.
Go Lord Tiger's prize package. Joe. Okay, all right, let's
go for it. Are you read to help Bill out here?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Take that?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Sure? We're not gonna be bluffing or anything. We're gonna
try to help Bill.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
As you as I do every day.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
He do well. Others have accused her of being a diva.
But does Barbara streisand consider herself a star.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
More like a planet hit in her orbit? Yes, she
does consider herself a star.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
She does consider herself a star. Strange question there, Bill,
Do you agree that? Tator says yes.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Disagree with that? Well, that wasn't even do of course not.
She wouldn't make a statement saying I consider myself a star.
See that's why you got to think you know? Yeah, Bill,
you were all over saying that was Taylor trying to help. Well,
(07:01):
here we go one Bill, good work.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
According to researchers, is there an actual medical explanation for
why we yawn?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, but they think it has something to do with
Elon Musk him.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No, no, no, Bill, do you agree or disagree with No?
I think I would disagree. Okay, so you would, and
you are right now?
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
No. For decades, researchers thought yawning was a body's way
of saying you need more oxygen. But more recent studies
have shown that isn't the case. Many things happen inside
your body when you yawn, but so far science has
he had to determine a single specific reason for why
we do it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Okay, Hey, they say that dog's going from stress.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
How do they know that?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, they can't figure out human You can't forgret and
how yawns are contagious. Your yawn can be contagious for
your dog. I've tried it, yawned in front of my dog.
Yawns party.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Brandy might need to give yourself a little separation from
your dog, all.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Right, Bill, Well, that's a buzzer. Is gonna win it
or lose it? Right here? According to sleep studies, there's
one person you dream about more than anyone else. Who
is it?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I don't know who he is, but he wears a
leather jacket and a dog.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Well on the village did not get his name.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You dream of yourself?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Is it yawning?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
No, you don't need to know everything.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
That all right? I stepped over.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
That's okay, I say, I say you're the star of
your dreams.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I think you're a one person you dream about more
than anyone else. Is yourself?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yourself?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh Bill, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (09:16):
I would agree? And that is.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Sometimes the jackets on, sometimes he takes it off.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Bill, you got a big old long tiger's prize back
head over the boon Belle, Indiana. Hopefully your house buddy,
you hang on all right, I appreciate it. Guys there,
all right, I said, bare news, it's going to bury.
(09:49):
I guess you had to be here. What woman you
were here?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I was, I went in your head.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
your Monday, August nineteenth. You having a birthday today, Happy birthday.
You're sharing one with forty second US President Bill Clinton.
Oh slick Willy is seventy eight years old today. I'm
no kind of miss no news wild in the White House.
(10:49):
You ain't been no whooping in that for a while.
You've met Biden, now, you know, ain't getting he was there.
You don't tell him I ain't no good old names.
And you know it, don't play our favorite Bill Clinton's song,
(11:12):
deg Clinton, Mama love it to wipe out of town
love his secretary. That's her real voice, all right, hit it.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Uh, it's the president. Your wife called. She's busy in
New York. She won't be coming home this cook in.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Thanks, Betty. Okay, Collers, it's party time. One, two, three,
four five, everybody in the limo, come on, let ride
to the let A store around the corner the wife's
side of town. So I think I really won'ta call
some names from my little black book guaranteed to make
this party cook. We'll call Angela and Pamela and Buffy
(11:48):
and Vicki, and for you know it, everything will be freaky.
We're gonna throw it down, then we're gonna pick it up.
These girls a cube that's a little speckle puff. I
know I said that I learned my lessen, but I
just can't keep from messing a little bit of Monica
in my life. A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita if you please, a little
(12:11):
bit of teen she's a sleeze, a little bit of Sandra.
She's so funky. A little bit of Mary, she's kind
of chunky, A little bit of Jessica's what I see,
A little bit of break from he'llovery.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Mister President. The girls from cools right here, sir.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
All right, setting them right in. Hey, girls, come on in.
Y'all are looking go Hey those chicken wings? Yeah, put
them on the conference table right over there. Hey, y'all
want to see the war room jump up and down
and move it all around. Put your hands in the
AIRFOI you clothes on the ground, then come on board
(12:54):
and we'll have fun. Want to take a ride on
Air Force one. We'll fly so high we'll that's the sky.
And if we get caught, we'll lie a little bit
of Sandy on my lap. A little bit of Tiffany
she likes wrap. A little bit of Red up if
you please, a little bit of team up jes As Lees,
(13:14):
a little bit of Sandra on the fly, a little
bit of Marry on the sly, a little bit of
Jessica raising cane, a little break from that old ball
and chain.
Speaker 9 (13:28):
And President diplomatic such probably can make it just to
ride so all right?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
What that baby up? Hey want to see me in
hell smooth, A little bit of Monica in the house,
(13:58):
a little bit of something on her blouse, a little
bit of read she's a gold. A little bit of
Tina she's a hoe. A little bit of signed.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Up on the desk, a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Marry she's the best. A little bit of Jessica in
my life, A great big secret from my wife. Hey, girls,
me and you, I can get you all a job
at Revlon too. You know me. I love the freak.
See you babe, same time next week. Alright e.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
Mi president, you will be arriving after all.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
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Hello?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
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How about you?
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Speaker 4 (18:12):
But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Good morning. It's a big shoulder radio for you. Monday,
August nineteenth, it was celebrating Friday Randy's birthday. You have
a good birthday weekend.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
Well here, I did not have sexual relations with that woman,
not a single time.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Never. That answer your questions good more than big shows
on the radio. Stand by another actual court room transcripts.
We call them court quips. Is coming up real life theater.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
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(19:49):
a playboard in minutes and now the actual court room
transcripts a taken by down by one of the courts
tenographers or what we call the sonographers or legacy correct
where Okay, ready, I think so I'll be the lawyer.
(20:13):
Okay boy, If the rest of this is this, shut up. Sorry,
you're out of order. Remove him. Do you know if
your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
We both do voodoo, we do you do, Yes, we voodoo.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
She had three children, right? Yes? How many were boys?
Were there any girls? What was the first thing your
husband said to you when he woke that morning?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
He said, where am I Kathy?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
And why did that upset you?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
My name is Susan.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Probably three months on November eighth.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Apparently then the date of conception was August eighth.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
What were you doing at the time. Yes, you say
that these stairs went down to the basement, yes, and
these stairs did they go up? Also? Yes? Do you
(21:31):
recall the time that you examined the body?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
The autopsy started around four pm and.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Mister Dennington was dead at the time.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I
was doing an autopsy.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
So after the anesthesia, when you came out of it,
what did you observe with respect to your scalp.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
A dnsima's scalp. The whole time I was in the hospital,
it was covered, yes, it was bandaged.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Then later on what did you see?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg
were removed and put on top of my head.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Big finish Okay, oh yeah, doctor Before you performed the autopsy.
Did you check for a pulse no? Did you check
for blood pressure no? Did you check for breathing no?
So then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Well, how can you be so sure.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Doctor, because his brain was sitting on my desk in
a jar.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
But could the patient have still been alive?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Nevertheless, yes, it's possible that he could have been alive
and practicing law somewhere.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Actual import to transcript this because getting a lot better. Hey,
I got a church blooper a. Weight watchers meeting moved
to the church basement, used the two large doubled wars.
(23:30):
Good Monday morning, Big Show's on the radio. Today's feature
track from The Big Show bit Box Agent Murray with
Frank Burdue's offer to the Pope. There's your keyword chicken
in the bit box hat the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Dot comy right now, everybody's head about the bed the Big.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
A wordy word and a worthy word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got carried from Lillington, North Carolina. Good morning, carry,
good morning, how are you hey, buddy? Awesome welcome? Yeah,
we got shell all right, Well, let's move carry right here. Yeah,
the boy and Shell is out of Seneca, South Carolina.
(24:08):
Good morning, Shell, good morning, good morning. All right North
Carolina versus South Carolina. So carry South Carolina.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
Do what.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Come along your chair for yourself? All right?
Speaker 8 (24:23):
Good good?
Speaker 10 (24:24):
Well?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Uh, Shell and Tater we'll ahead of girls, and then
me and Carrie. We'll go with the boy's side. All right,
we like it. We like so Shell, you relax, Carrie.
Let's see what we can do for the first thirty seconds.
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Start the clock now, go to the Big Show's store
and mention my name and they'll give you a what
not full price. They'll give you a yes, uh huh,
all right, the seven deadly what in the Bible pride? Yes,
uh huh. You need two of these in a canoe
two or another word. Yeah, that's it. Uh huh uh,
(25:04):
the blank the blank ball on a pool table, the
white one yeah, uh huh uh. You gotta knit with
oh my bag four on the board carry all ride
you can play there. We got a four now, Shell
and Tater for the round one. Shell. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
All right, brand new word. Well, no, it wasn't. We're
begging up on that last week. I got a little
hint ready to go.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You knit with this like you knit a scarf or
you what do you knit with?
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
But what's the stuff that goes in between the needles?
Speaker 9 (25:42):
Thank you?
Speaker 11 (25:42):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
You you have a ketchup bottle? You want to make
sure the blank is on tight?
Speaker 7 (25:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah, but what's it called a top a?
Speaker 8 (25:51):
What?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:53):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
This grumbles on your belly? Another name for your bellymit? Yep.
You might do this with a knife and a piece
of wood and you make it like an animal.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Hard. All right, the three on the board, so we
lead by one. It's four to three. Here we're going
around to anybody's game, Carrie. Are you ready? I'm ready
pigging up on that last one. Go, No knife in
the wood and you what what do you do with it?
You cut it? Jed clamper. No, you sit there, old guys,
(26:29):
sit there with a knife and a piece of wood.
Just blank away. Yes it rhymes with it, not big
but no rhymes with it, not big but a blank kid? Yeah,
all right, rhymes with it. It'll break off real easy.
(26:49):
It is very peanut what okay? Two on the four
six for Carrie Shell three will tie four will win ready, Shell.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, it's candy peanut peanut? What yes, ma'am?
Speaker 8 (27:11):
You play this game with a baby, you cover your
eyes and you say thank you blank. You might have
this is a very popular This is very popular when
you eat Chinese food. It's a side dish. No, it's
a side dish fried blank fried blank? Yes, a little
red blank, kids have it? A red yes wagon for
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the wind.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
No, don't care. We came up a little short there, buddy.
If you can try again anytime? Absolutely, ah man, thanks
for playing with the Shell. You got your prize pack
headed down to Senega. Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Can I do shout out?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I go ahead, baby, I want to do a shout
out to the cast and crew of the Big Show
that worked so hard to put it on every day.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
They do an awesome job.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
You're listening to another big shall need.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
About y'all?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You so sweet?
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Shell?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Thank you baby, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Randy making fun of my Indian heritage, well, your lack
of Indian knowledge. Apparently you said on a canoe, you
need two of these and the answer was paddles on
the canoe. I admit he got it, but you only
need one in a canoe. Well, I like to have
(28:40):
the front guy have one too. Yeah, okay, you win,
all right. So now we're moving on with their life
as we often do. Right after wordy word for our
bit request in the morning, Lance Capshaw from Chester, South
Carolina says, dude, play the mayor from Dismal Seepage. You
got it, Lance, coming up next. Good morning, it's a
(29:25):
big Shaw on the radio. Big request this morning from
the lands cap Shall out of Chester, South Carolina. There's
always something exciting happening in beautiful Dismal seap But South Carolina,
and here to tell us all about it, as a
mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Q. Fiddle Swoop. Good morning,
(29:46):
mister mayor.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Good morning, John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
So it was on Tampa's weekend.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
That's a great question, John Boy. Well, it was supposed
to be a big Volkswagen collector celebration. Through a weird
scheduling error, we accidentally double booked, or should I say
double d book.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Well, that's quite an intriguing setup. So what happened?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Well, I got a call from the folks at Miss
Busty Coastal Carolina, competition, and they made me an offer
I could I couldn't refuse. So I combined the two
and next thing, you know, say hello to the very
first dismal seepage bugs and jugs celebration.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Well that's a genius mood and you could kiss my
Oh thank you? So what was the offer you couldn't refuse?
Money judging the contests, A candlelit dinner with a winner.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
How dare you, sir? You think I'd sink so low
as to turn a profit off my political office or
use it to leverage some sort of illicit assegnation with
a young lady preferably blonde, minimum sea cup and no
older than twenty five.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
You have wounded me, sir, well, I was talking about
the Volkswagen Festival.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Weekend kicks off with the customary parade down Main Street
and leading the way is the world famous Saucy Sadies
all girl jug band.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Very nice? Is this a bunch of hot girls playing
moonshine jugs?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Nope, The schriders will be on hand, zooming through the
streets and little tiny volkswagens.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
So what's the time with the other festival?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Oh, the headlights all look like you know boobies.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I assume they're on high beams.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
You know it, John boy And that's the tip of
the iceberg.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Tip. Got it.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
We'll have all the custom bugs on display at the
John Stamos Fairgrounds and Events Center. Get your picture taken
with your favorite car, and the Miss Busty Coastal Carolina
contestants will be posing for pictures for a small.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Fee, so you get a cut of that.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
We'll have food galore. Be sure and check out teats
chicken breast sandwiches. Remember their motto, to get a better
piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster, and
everyone's gonna.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Get in line. Very classic.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Well, if it's classy you're looking for, John boy, We'll
have an educational display in a tent where the Miss
Busty Coastal Carolina gows talk about the benefits of breastfeeding.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Gee, sounds like a peep show. Yeah it does.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Thankful for the kids. Thanks for reminding me, John Boyce.
We've got bumper cars with many versions of the classic
Bugs sponsored by Hal Himmler's Classic German Motor Cars, and
everyone's favorite bouncy houses sponsored by Nip and Tuck Nate's
Breast implants and jel soul inserts.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Let me guess some bouncy houses are just big boons.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
The weekend Wi's down with a concert by Triple f
Cup Wonder Lady Tata backed up by the Crouton Shout
All Accordion Orchestra. Then will award the winner of the
Best Volkswagon, capping off with the contest for Miss Busty
Coastal Carolina. All Outdoors under that stars at Jack elam amphitheas.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Outdoors, I'm looking at my weather forecas it calls for rain.
This isn't some sort of attempt a wet t shirt contest,
is it? So don't be a boob.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Bug your family and come on down to the big, big,
really big in some cases dismal Seepage Bugs and Jugs
Festival this weekend.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Okay, good morning, there's a big shone the radio Realnavidio, Monday,
August nineteen. Okay, major track from the Make Shore Mid
Box You own this for you John Moore and Billy
Album key Word Chicken, He got your bot, Murray love
(34:19):
you mean it?
Speaker 8 (34:20):
Well?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Doc? What's going down? Clown?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
What's the buzz cuz?
Speaker 7 (34:24):
What's the plan? Stand?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
What's the scheme? Raheem?
Speaker 7 (34:26):
What's the hap? Sap?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Sap? What do you know?
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Fat though? Murray's do it work? Jer now cut that out? Okay,
I guess we see who's still the king of the
snappy phone Green. It looks as long as seals on vacer.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, there you go. Hey, By the way, Murray, you
might want to retire that. What do you know, fat So.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
Thinks, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're down fifty pounds. Yeah,
made a suit of clothes on you. You ready for
Vanity Fair?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Yeah, we got it all right.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Take it easy, Murrah. How you know that's right? Because
you know I did the pregnant thing like Demmy Moore,
And now Demmy's back on the cover this month, seeing well,
what's she's naked? But she's like got a suit and
tie painted on her body.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
What a great concept?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Hey, which reminds me any word from Break magazine about
my next appearance.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
No, I haven't talked to Break about the cover yet
because we're still trying to find somebody who's willing to
do the paint job. Hey. You know, Earl Shipe says,
still plaint anything for one hundred bucks. His chance to
pull it. Hey, speaking of older dudes who are losing it.
You guys have been giving this guy, Frank Purdue a
little down the road, lady.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah, but you know it's all in fun.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
Hey, I heard a great Frank Purdue story the other day.
Odu goes to his priest to try to get the
Bible change to drum up some more business. Okay, So
he says he'll donate twelve million bucks to the church
if they'll change the verse from give us this day,
odd daily bread to give us this day, odd daily chicken.
Uh huh, nothing normally that kind of idea. They just
laugh it off, right, twelve million bucks, they's twe million bucks,
(35:50):
especially in this economy.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
So his priest calls one of the cardinals of the
Vatican and runs the story down to him. Frank Purdue
says he wants to give the church twelve million bucks
if we'll change the verse two give us this day
our daily chicken. So the cardinal says, well, I'll run
it past the Pope. So he goes into the Pope
and says, your holiness, I've got good news and bad news.
The good news is Frank Purdu wants to give us
(36:13):
twelve million dollars. So the Pope says, we said thed
Bay the news, and the Cardinal says it may cost
us the wonder bread account. Hey, feel free to use
that one on the air bag. And I've been polishing
my pope impression. How do you like?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah? Please?
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Hey, I kind of see my house if I'm out
of there. Always called to help out. Hold on Bay
bigger than on the other lines. Tell Earl Ship, I'll
call him my back. Hey, Gimbo, maybe getting close to
a deal on this break magazine. All right, man, I'll
get back to Hey, give my leather body. That's Billy
and tell it Jimbo? What call me?
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Dead?
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Check it out. All right, birthday boy rule it go
into This is Randy our general manager. You're earlier this morning? No,
it turns out no, No, Randy, you would like stuff
like this. Yeah, if y'all been listen to the show
for a while, you know the history of Randy of
being the perfect husband with a rose a week to
(00:43):
his wife for like, hew, many years has it been
you been been married? Now? I don't know if it
seems like a hundred Okay, good ears wearing on your
pt No man can keep that up.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh yeah, I do keep it up. Nineteen eighty five,
nineteen eighty five. I was married in nineteen eighty five.
You were there, you did the hokey pokey. Maybe I
don't remember the hear good times. I don't know that
I've ever asked you, john Boy, how did you propose?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I can't remember, you won't know. I'm sure it was
coming something swall a.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Oh, I'm just gonna have to call and ask his wife.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Did he remembers Hyeah? No, No, I'm trying to. You know,
I always took it for granted, because you know, started
dating her in high school and then in college and
then all and then was all.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I doesn't he just took her for granted, granted because
she depletes him.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
If Johnny says he's got you in his hip.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Pocket, he says there's a lot of things he's worried about.
But you hain't wrong. Everything's Maybury. Yeah, there's a long
as time I worried about losing her. Well, they looked
(02:01):
great together, that's right. And then Randy with presents. There's
always something very special, elaborate, sappy, creepy, depending up.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, the nerve of me loving.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
My wife and all I mean loving it more like
you're abusing her all right, blindfold pack something. I can't
tell you where we're going to be kidnapped.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Me Like it's like nine and a half weeks make
you rock, you know when.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You put it that way? This blindfolded his wife a
broad blindfolder, like for a present, and say, all right,
there's two suitcases that I've packed for you. You know, pick one.
And then you know you even make it. You say
it creepy. It is creepy.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
You make it sound like Saul where she wakes up,
change or radio.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm not telling you where we're going. I will blindfold you.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
You want to go on like you gotta have to
cut quite blindfold her.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
But I did wake her up on her birthday one
year and tell her to get dressed.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I'm dressed like this.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
We're gonna be gone for four days. Here we go,
and she said where are we going? And I won't
tell her And get her on the airplane and I
cover up her ears when the pilot's making the announcement.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Hide her eyes when we walk into one is morning's dumb.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
We landed, and in that case, we'd landed in New York.
At that time, she'd never been to New York City,
always wanted to go to New York. Went to a
Broadway play and had dinner.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And she was dressed for conways. South Carolina but I
looked good. Now, I know at some point there's been
a time when you have blindfolded doodles. Oh yeah, much
to tell her you're going to get into She requested it.
(04:00):
I have to get naked occasionally. I'm even on a
present or a trip or something.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, you call it what you want.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yes, I have blindfolded her and turned around three times
and said, fine, the special place.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Well there's four doodles. Yeah all right. Well, last beating
the Blonde. Y'all want eight hundred Big Show you told
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Good morning, It's a Big Show on the radio. Rolling
to your Monday, August nineteenth. Today's feature tracking the Big
Show Big Box our agent Murray with Frank Perdue's offer
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at Big Show Bike dot Com. Right now, when the
chance to win it with that Lord Tiger's prize bag
as we beat the Blonde. Then we got Bill from Boonville,
ind Amma, Good morning Bill, Good morning boy, Hey, Morny. Welcome, right, Bill,
(05:46):
We're gonna ask tat you some questions. You agree or disagree,
get two bells, four two butzs and you win them.
Go Lord Tiger's prize package. Joe. Okay, all right, let's
go for it. Are you read to help Bill out here?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Take that?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Sure? We're not gonna be bluffing or anything. We're gonna
try to help Bill.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
As you as I do every day.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
He do well. Others have accused her of being a diva.
But does Barbara streisand consider herself a star.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
More like a planet hit in her orbit? Yes, she
does consider herself a star.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
She does consider herself a star. Strange question there, Bill,
Do you agree that? Tator says yes.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Disagree with that? Well, that wasn't even do of course not.
She wouldn't make a statement saying I consider myself a star.
See that's why you got to think you know? Yeah, Bill,
you were all over saying that was Taylor trying to help. Well,
(07:01):
here we go one Bill, good work.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
According to researchers, is there an actual medical explanation for
why we yawn?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, but they think it has something to do with
Elon Musk him.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
No, no, no, Bill, do you agree or disagree with No?
I think I would disagree. Okay, so you would, and
you are right now?
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
No. For decades, researchers thought yawning was a body's way
of saying you need more oxygen. But more recent studies
have shown that isn't the case. Many things happen inside
your body when you yawn, but so far science has
he had to determine a single specific reason for why
we do it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Okay, Hey, they say that dog's going from stress.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
How do they know that?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, they can't figure out human You can't forgret and
how yawns are contagious. Your yawn can be contagious for
your dog. I've tried it, yawned in front of my dog.
Yawns party.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Brandy might need to give yourself a little separation from
your dog, all.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Right, Bill, Well, that's a buzzer. Is gonna win it
or lose it? Right here? According to sleep studies, there's
one person you dream about more than anyone else. Who
is it?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I don't know who he is, but he wears a
leather jacket and a dog.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Well on the village did not get his name.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You dream of yourself?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Is it yawning?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
No, you don't need to know everything.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
That all right? I stepped over.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
That's okay, I say, I say you're the star of
your dreams.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I think you're a one person you dream about more
than anyone else. Is yourself?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yourself?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh Bill, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (09:16):
I would agree? And that is.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Sometimes the jackets on, sometimes he takes it off.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Bill, you got a big old long tiger's prize back
head over the boon Belle, Indiana. Hopefully your house buddy,
you hang on all right, I appreciate it. Guys there,
all right, I said, bare news, it's going to bury.
(09:49):
I guess you had to be here. What woman you
were here?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I was, I went in your head.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
your Monday, August nineteenth. You having a birthday today, Happy birthday.
You're sharing one with forty second US President Bill Clinton.
Oh slick Willy is seventy eight years old today. I'm
no kind of miss no news wild in the White House.
(10:49):
You ain't been no whooping in that for a while.
You've met Biden, now, you know, ain't getting he was there.
You don't tell him I ain't no good old names.
And you know it, don't play our favorite Bill Clinton's song,
(11:12):
deg Clinton, Mama love it to wipe out of town
love his secretary. That's her real voice, all right, hit it.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Uh, it's the president. Your wife called. She's busy in
New York. She won't be coming home this cook in.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Thanks, Betty. Okay, Collers, it's party time. One, two, three,
four five, everybody in the limo, come on, let ride
to the let A store around the corner the wife's
side of town. So I think I really won'ta call
some names from my little black book guaranteed to make
this party cook. We'll call Angela and Pamela and Buffy
(11:48):
and Vicki, and for you know it, everything will be freaky.
We're gonna throw it down, then we're gonna pick it up.
These girls a cube that's a little speckle puff. I
know I said that I learned my lessen, but I
just can't keep from messing a little bit of Monica
in my life. A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita if you please, a little
(12:11):
bit of teen she's a sleeze, a little bit of Sandra.
She's so funky. A little bit of Mary, she's kind
of chunky, A little bit of Jessica's what I see,
A little bit of break from he'llovery.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Mister President. The girls from cools right here, sir.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
All right, setting them right in. Hey, girls, come on in.
Y'all are looking go Hey those chicken wings? Yeah, put
them on the conference table right over there. Hey, y'all
want to see the war room jump up and down
and move it all around. Put your hands in the
AIRFOI you clothes on the ground, then come on board
(12:54):
and we'll have fun. Want to take a ride on
Air Force one. We'll fly so high we'll that's the sky.
And if we get caught, we'll lie a little bit
of Sandy on my lap. A little bit of Tiffany
she likes wrap. A little bit of Red up if
you please, a little bit of team up jes As Lees,
(13:14):
a little bit of Sandra on the fly, a little
bit of Marry on the sly, a little bit of
Jessica raising cane, a little break from that old ball
and chain.
Speaker 9 (13:28):
And President diplomatic such probably can make it just to
ride so all right?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
What that baby up? Hey want to see me in
hell smooth, A little bit of Monica in the house,
(13:58):
a little bit of something on her blouse, a little
bit of read she's a gold. A little bit of
Tina she's a hoe. A little bit of signed.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Up on the desk, a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Marry she's the best. A little bit of Jessica in
my life, A great big secret from my wife. Hey, girls,
me and you, I can get you all a job
at Revlon too. You know me. I love the freak.
See you babe, same time next week. Alright e.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
Mi president, you will be arriving after all.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
Okay, everybody, crisis mode, cross the moke, straighten this place hot, Hey, honey,
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Speaker 1 (15:18):
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Speaker 3 (15:25):
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Vicky beet York brother?
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How about you?
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Pot liquors are looked at a couple other pot liquors
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I just a guest star on the Playhouse at the
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Speaker 4 (18:12):
But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Good morning. It's a big shoulder radio for you. Monday,
August nineteenth, it was celebrating Friday Randy's birthday. You have
a good birthday weekend.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
Well here, I did not have sexual relations with that woman,
not a single time.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Never. That answer your questions good more than big shows
on the radio. Stand by another actual court room transcripts.
We call them court quips. Is coming up real life theater.
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a playboard in minutes and now the actual court room
transcripts a taken by down by one of the courts
tenographers or what we call the sonographers or legacy correct
where Okay, ready, I think so I'll be the lawyer.
(20:13):
Okay boy, If the rest of this is this, shut up. Sorry,
you're out of order. Remove him. Do you know if
your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
We both do voodoo, we do you do, Yes, we voodoo.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
She had three children, right? Yes? How many were boys?
Were there any girls? What was the first thing your
husband said to you when he woke that morning?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
He said, where am I Kathy?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
And why did that upset you?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
My name is Susan.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Probably three months on November eighth.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Apparently then the date of conception was August eighth.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
What were you doing at the time. Yes, you say
that these stairs went down to the basement, yes, and
these stairs did they go up? Also? Yes? Do you
(21:31):
recall the time that you examined the body?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
The autopsy started around four pm and.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Mister Dennington was dead at the time.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I
was doing an autopsy.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
So after the anesthesia, when you came out of it,
what did you observe with respect to your scalp.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
A dnsima's scalp. The whole time I was in the hospital,
it was covered, yes, it was bandaged.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Then later on what did you see?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg
were removed and put on top of my head.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Big finish Okay, oh yeah, doctor Before you performed the autopsy.
Did you check for a pulse no? Did you check
for blood pressure no? Did you check for breathing no?
So then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Well, how can you be so sure.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Doctor, because his brain was sitting on my desk in
a jar.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
But could the patient have still been alive?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Nevertheless, yes, it's possible that he could have been alive
and practicing law somewhere.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Actual import to transcript this because getting a lot better. Hey,
I got a church blooper a. Weight watchers meeting moved
to the church basement, used the two large doubled wars.
(23:30):
Good Monday morning, Big Show's on the radio. Today's feature
track from The Big Show bit Box Agent Murray with
Frank Burdue's offer to the Pope. There's your keyword chicken
in the bit box hat the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Dot comy right now, everybody's head about the bed the Big.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
A wordy word and a worthy word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got carried from Lillington, North Carolina. Good morning, carry,
good morning, how are you hey, buddy? Awesome welcome? Yeah,
we got shell all right, Well, let's move carry right here. Yeah,
the boy and Shell is out of Seneca, South Carolina.
(24:08):
Good morning, Shell, good morning, good morning. All right North
Carolina versus South Carolina. So carry South Carolina.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
Do what.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Come along your chair for yourself? All right?
Speaker 8 (24:23):
Good good?
Speaker 10 (24:24):
Well?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Uh, Shell and Tater we'll ahead of girls, and then
me and Carrie. We'll go with the boy's side. All right,
we like it. We like so Shell, you relax, Carrie.
Let's see what we can do for the first thirty seconds.
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Start the clock now, go to the Big Show's store
and mention my name and they'll give you a what
not full price. They'll give you a yes, uh huh,
all right, the seven deadly what in the Bible pride? Yes,
uh huh. You need two of these in a canoe
two or another word. Yeah, that's it. Uh huh uh,
(25:04):
the blank the blank ball on a pool table, the
white one yeah, uh huh uh. You gotta knit with
oh my bag four on the board carry all ride
you can play there. We got a four now, Shell
and Tater for the round one. Shell. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
All right, brand new word. Well, no, it wasn't. We're
begging up on that last week. I got a little
hint ready to go.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You knit with this like you knit a scarf or
you what do you knit with?
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
But what's the stuff that goes in between the needles?
Speaker 9 (25:42):
Thank you?
Speaker 11 (25:42):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
You you have a ketchup bottle? You want to make
sure the blank is on tight?
Speaker 7 (25:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah, but what's it called a top a?
Speaker 8 (25:51):
What?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:53):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
This grumbles on your belly? Another name for your bellymit? Yep.
You might do this with a knife and a piece
of wood and you make it like an animal.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Hard. All right, the three on the board, so we
lead by one. It's four to three. Here we're going
around to anybody's game, Carrie. Are you ready? I'm ready
pigging up on that last one. Go, No knife in
the wood and you what what do you do with it?
You cut it? Jed clamper. No, you sit there, old guys,
(26:29):
sit there with a knife and a piece of wood.
Just blank away. Yes it rhymes with it, not big
but no rhymes with it, not big but a blank kid? Yeah,
all right, rhymes with it. It'll break off real easy.
(26:49):
It is very peanut what okay? Two on the four
six for Carrie Shell three will tie four will win ready, Shell.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, it's candy peanut peanut? What yes, ma'am?
Speaker 8 (27:11):
You play this game with a baby, you cover your
eyes and you say thank you blank. You might have
this is a very popular This is very popular when
you eat Chinese food. It's a side dish. No, it's
a side dish fried blank fried blank? Yes, a little
red blank, kids have it? A red yes wagon for
(27:37):
the wind.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
No, don't care. We came up a little short there, buddy.
If you can try again anytime? Absolutely, ah man, thanks
for playing with the Shell. You got your prize pack
headed down to Senega. Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Can I do shout out?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I go ahead, baby, I want to do a shout
out to the cast and crew of the Big Show
that worked so hard to put it on every day.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
They do an awesome job.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
You're listening to another big shall need.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
About y'all?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You so sweet?
Speaker 7 (28:18):
Shell?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Thank you baby, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Randy making fun of my Indian heritage, well, your lack
of Indian knowledge. Apparently you said on a canoe, you
need two of these and the answer was paddles on
the canoe. I admit he got it, but you only
need one in a canoe. Well, I like to have
(28:40):
the front guy have one too. Yeah, okay, you win,
all right. So now we're moving on with their life
as we often do. Right after wordy word for our
bit request in the morning, Lance Capshaw from Chester, South
Carolina says, dude, play the mayor from Dismal Seepage. You
got it, Lance, coming up next. Good morning, it's a
(29:25):
big Shaw on the radio. Big request this morning from
the lands cap Shall out of Chester, South Carolina. There's
always something exciting happening in beautiful Dismal seap But South Carolina,
and here to tell us all about it, as a
mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Q. Fiddle Swoop. Good morning,
(29:46):
mister mayor.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Good morning, John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
So it was on Tampa's weekend.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
That's a great question, John Boy. Well, it was supposed
to be a big Volkswagen collector celebration. Through a weird
scheduling error, we accidentally double booked, or should I say
double d book.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Well, that's quite an intriguing setup. So what happened?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Well, I got a call from the folks at Miss
Busty Coastal Carolina, competition, and they made me an offer
I could I couldn't refuse. So I combined the two
and next thing, you know, say hello to the very
first dismal seepage bugs and jugs celebration.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Well that's a genius mood and you could kiss my
Oh thank you? So what was the offer you couldn't refuse?
Money judging the contests, A candlelit dinner with a winner.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
How dare you, sir? You think I'd sink so low
as to turn a profit off my political office or
use it to leverage some sort of illicit assegnation with
a young lady preferably blonde, minimum sea cup and no
older than twenty five.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
You have wounded me, sir, well, I was talking about
the Volkswagen Festival.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Weekend kicks off with the customary parade down Main Street
and leading the way is the world famous Saucy Sadies
all girl jug band.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Very nice? Is this a bunch of hot girls playing
moonshine jugs?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Nope, The schriders will be on hand, zooming through the
streets and little tiny volkswagens.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
So what's the time with the other festival?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Oh, the headlights all look like you know boobies.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I assume they're on high beams.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
You know it, John boy And that's the tip of
the iceberg.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Tip. Got it.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
We'll have all the custom bugs on display at the
John Stamos Fairgrounds and Events Center. Get your picture taken
with your favorite car, and the Miss Busty Coastal Carolina
contestants will be posing for pictures for a small.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Fee, so you get a cut of that.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
We'll have food galore. Be sure and check out teats
chicken breast sandwiches. Remember their motto, to get a better
piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster, and
everyone's gonna.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Get in line. Very classic.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Well, if it's classy you're looking for, John boy, We'll
have an educational display in a tent where the Miss
Busty Coastal Carolina gows talk about the benefits of breastfeeding.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Gee, sounds like a peep show. Yeah it does.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Thankful for the kids. Thanks for reminding me, John Boyce.
We've got bumper cars with many versions of the classic
Bugs sponsored by Hal Himmler's Classic German Motor Cars, and
everyone's favorite bouncy houses sponsored by Nip and Tuck Nate's
Breast implants and jel soul inserts.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Let me guess some bouncy houses are just big boons.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
The weekend Wi's down with a concert by Triple f
Cup Wonder Lady Tata backed up by the Crouton Shout
All Accordion Orchestra. Then will award the winner of the
Best Volkswagon, capping off with the contest for Miss Busty
Coastal Carolina. All Outdoors under that stars at Jack elam amphitheas.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Outdoors, I'm looking at my weather forecas it calls for rain.
This isn't some sort of attempt a wet t shirt contest,
is it? So don't be a boob.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Bug your family and come on down to the big, big,
really big in some cases dismal Seepage Bugs and Jugs
Festival this weekend.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Okay, good morning, there's a big shone the radio Realnavidio, Monday,
August nineteen. Okay, major track from the Make Shore Mid
Box You own this for you John Moore and Billy
Album key Word Chicken, He got your bot, Murray love
(34:19):
you mean it?
Speaker 8 (34:20):
Well?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Doc? What's going down? Clown?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
What's the buzz cuz?
Speaker 7 (34:24):
What's the plan? Stand?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
What's the scheme? Raheem?
Speaker 7 (34:26):
What's the hap? Sap?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Sap? What do you know?
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Fat though? Murray's do it work? Jer now cut that out? Okay,
I guess we see who's still the king of the
snappy phone Green. It looks as long as seals on vacer.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, there you go. Hey, By the way, Murray, you
might want to retire that. What do you know, fat So.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
Thinks, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're down fifty pounds. Yeah,
made a suit of clothes on you. You ready for
Vanity Fair?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Yeah, we got it all right.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Take it easy, Murrah. How you know that's right? Because
you know I did the pregnant thing like Demmy Moore,
And now Demmy's back on the cover this month, seeing well,
what's she's naked? But she's like got a suit and
tie painted on her body.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
What a great concept?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Hey, which reminds me any word from Break magazine about
my next appearance.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
No, I haven't talked to Break about the cover yet
because we're still trying to find somebody who's willing to
do the paint job. Hey. You know, Earl Shipe says,
still plaint anything for one hundred bucks. His chance to
pull it. Hey, speaking of older dudes who are losing it.
You guys have been giving this guy, Frank Purdue a
little down the road, lady.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah, but you know it's all in fun.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
Hey, I heard a great Frank Purdue story the other day.
Odu goes to his priest to try to get the
Bible change to drum up some more business. Okay, So
he says he'll donate twelve million bucks to the church
if they'll change the verse from give us this day,
odd daily bread to give us this day, odd daily chicken.
Uh huh, nothing normally that kind of idea. They just
laugh it off, right, twelve million bucks, they's twe million bucks,
(35:50):
especially in this economy.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
So his priest calls one of the cardinals of the
Vatican and runs the story down to him. Frank Purdue
says he wants to give the church twelve million bucks
if we'll change the verse two give us this day
our daily chicken. So the cardinal says, well, I'll run
it past the Pope. So he goes into the Pope
and says, your holiness, I've got good news and bad news.
The good news is Frank Purdu wants to give us
(36:13):
twelve million dollars. So the Pope says, we said thed
Bay the news, and the Cardinal says it may cost
us the wonder bread account. Hey, feel free to use
that one on the air bag. And I've been polishing
my pope impression. How do you like?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah? Please?
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Hey, I kind of see my house if I'm out
of there. Always called to help out. Hold on Bay
bigger than on the other lines. Tell Earl Ship, I'll
call him my back. Hey, Gimbo, maybe getting close to
a deal on this break magazine. All right, man, I'll
get back to Hey, give my leather body. That's Billy
and tell it Jimbo? What call me?
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Dead?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Box? Is here all your favorites from four decades and
which show.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Ninety nine says he's fifteen to ninety nine by him
once Many their shop to blitbox online at the Bigshow
dot Com.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Quorder Big Show Stuff. I followed.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
The number is eight hundred and four seven to one
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Speaker 1 (37:09):
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