April 28, 2025 • 47 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
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Speaker 2 (00:42):
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Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's made not contested. Bill from aDNA, Ohio. Good morning Bell,
Good morning ther Big Show, Morning Money.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Al Right Belle, John boy Man, I advise him better.
I'd be four or five like every day the holiday
everyone you mean years old.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
When I go out later, I'm gonna have to set
on my hands, so I ain't waving to everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I gotta work on that one. We're telling them how
good I am material. Let's say, all right, Bill, Hey,
you know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
We're gonna ask Tata some questions and she won't answer
to the best of her ability. Presumably you agree or
disagree with her answer. Yeah, two bells before you get
two buzzers and you win. Okay, let's see the tighter.
According to the lyrics from a Frank Sinatra song, oh
(01:59):
Man Barney saying this, he yeah, when he was walking
out he was trying to pick up Ellie Walker in
an episode.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Anyway, I'm getting ahead.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Are you gonna like that?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm not sure the exact tune, but the words are
from Frank Sinatra. It's a quarter to three, There's no
one in the place except you and me, and I've
got a little what.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, that is what I've heard.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Frank takes you out. I think she was talking about you,
singing to me, weren't you. There's a quarter to three,
There's no one in the place except you and me,
and I've got a little ways to go.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Ways to go, is what Tater says.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Bill.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I think it's time I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Disagree. That was the thing to do. Yeah, actually, uh,
I've got a little story.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You should know.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
That's when he launches into his chick bubble.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, his drunk talk.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's so great?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Good work by all? Got all right there one more,
all right, Tayler.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
According to the world famous chef Guy Fieri, don't get
Carl started on him.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, Carlo, no, maybe if.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Carl could put some moves in his hair and ye
maybe he is like yeah, anyway, world famous ship. Carl's
listened his world famous Carl.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
What what have you got?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
John Moore Milly grilling sauce? Are you happy you want
to catch bigfoots on? Because you your famous food lion?
I would like to say the John Boy and Billy
grilling sauce the second longest running celebrity.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Endorsed product there is.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's number one.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Jimmy Dean about that? So way to go call the
family recipe and what we've done with it over the
years is awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And who told you that, Guy Fieri?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay, anyway, sorry on the hold, I'm sorry, Bill. Here
we go, so world famous chef Guy Viery. What is
the best reason for pounding meat?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Jackie and Bill? Don't get a habitator.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
For more? Even cooking. I'm not even I'm not even
going to touch down. I'm not going to touch it
for more. I think everyone already.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, I'll do it. I heard loneliness. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
The best reason for pounding meat?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
There for more?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Even cooking, you know, even cook got it where all
of it hits the circ.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Do you agree with her?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You're gonna agree with that?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
That was Have you ever heard that?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
To tenderize it? Yeah, you pound your meat too, tender
up rocky?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
All right? All right? Another question?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay, before the late Regis Fieldman became famous as a
television show host, what did he do for a living?
Speaker 8 (05:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I guess he was a pilgrim or something like that,
because he's see I get it. I think I read
that he was a page for the Tonight Show and
that was his So.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You think you read that he was a page for
the Tonight Show?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Uh Bill Taytor. Thanks, she remembers that, dude, you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
What the hell do I agree with? Tator for a change? Wow?
And that was.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
He was a page for the Tonight Show.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
See I.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
And you retained one.
Speaker 9 (06:42):
Bell.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You got a big old long tiger's prize back head
over to a Dinna, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
We should appreciate you listening, playing with us, Buddy, we
love it.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
Hey, shout out to my wife and my co workers
out here on the gas.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Well buddy, all right, man, Ma We appreciate y'all. Boy,
thank you so much. Hang on, Jackie, hook you up
right quick, get back to work.
Speaker 9 (07:02):
Yes, sir, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
All right, we're jumping out, catching you up on your
news and on our National super Hero Dad.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Another episode with married Man. Guys in the office after
this report.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Talk me about National super Hero Day. We're honoring that
with our married.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Man Monday, I got episode standing by, but I will
tell you it's also.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
National Great poa Treat Reading Day.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
He said, what's that guy.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
To do with the Big Show?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Where?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Hell don't we get a really only big time.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Morning radio show that has their own poet laureate on
the Tesla trap. Another thing you probably will not hear
anywhere in America except right here on the Big Show.
Hang over twenty minutes and.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
You'll see why.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Let's know it, my redmand, my redman drives around in
a minivan, got a wife and some kids.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
His whole life's on the skids. Hey, there goes to man.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
House.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
It feeld listen due this spark.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Guys really screwed hanging on by it. Cord of milk,
loaf of bread here there goes the married man, got
a big gas grew, buys his clothes at the gap,
and he's just about had enough.
Speaker 12 (09:15):
Of this group.
Speaker 11 (09:17):
Married man, married man, friendly neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Life for him has no single wife will.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Let him do what they She.
Speaker 11 (09:26):
Says, it's about.
Speaker 13 (09:28):
Time he groove.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Where there's a school you'll find the married man.
Speaker 13 (09:34):
As our story opens, married man is enjoying a Tuesday
morning coffee break with his co workers, so OJ.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Says, your waiter will be with you shortly. Hey, guys,
I got one.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a
light bulb?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
We don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
None.
Speaker 13 (09:56):
They just make darkness the industry standard.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
You know.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
There's nothing I love better than hanging out with you guys,
sharing little guy talks.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
So how about that game last night? Was Marino awesome?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Or what?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Could you believe that play at the end.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Of the third quarter?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
What hands? Oh?
Speaker 13 (10:15):
Yeah great, I couldn't believe that.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Officials call What did you think? Married man?
Speaker 13 (10:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I don't know. Did you even see the game?
Speaker 13 (10:26):
Well?
Speaker 6 (10:27):
No, what?
Speaker 8 (10:28):
Well?
Speaker 13 (10:29):
I was gonna watch, but it was Murphy Brown night
on CBS.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Man, your wife makes you watch Murphy Brown.
Speaker 13 (10:37):
Are you kidding? No way, I watch what I want
to watch. I usually go upstairs.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
I mean I usually send the little ball and chain
upstairs to watch the bedroom TV. But it's kind of
on the fritz. So we watched Murphy Brown on the
wide screen. You know that Candice Berger and she's one
attractive woman.
Speaker 13 (10:55):
She used to be a model, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, Hey Dave, how about that game man?
Speaker 14 (11:00):
And that riff must have been blind?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Hey, speaking of blind, anybody catched that Melrose Place where
the bomb went off? Boy, that Allison was blind for
a while, got her sight back, but she's still pretending
to be blind.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
You watched Melrose Place?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Oh, I just caught a couple of minutes of it,
you know, walking through the living room. You know that
show's got a lot of babes on it too.
Speaker 13 (11:21):
You know that Heather Locklear. She's pretty hot stuff. She's
kind of a young Candice Bergen.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Hey, guys, I'm getting off.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
His pool together.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Football all right?
Speaker 15 (11:30):
I think everybody's in except hey, married man, what do
you say?
Speaker 13 (11:34):
Football pool?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Let's see here? Two fifty times five isn't uh? Sorry, Chuck,
I'm I'm a little short this week.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Hey, what's the matter. You wife cut your allowance?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Allowance, don't be crazy.
Speaker 13 (11:47):
I do my own thing.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
No woman tells me what to do.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I'm the kind of guy who married man.
Speaker 15 (11:53):
Line too, it's your wine.
Speaker 13 (11:57):
I really need to take this guy.
Speaker 12 (12:00):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Yes, dear, I've got to call into the repair man. Yes,
I should know something later today.
Speaker 13 (12:08):
Yes, yes, I know. The Susan b. Anthony special is
tomorrow night on PBS. I don't think it'll be a problem. What. Yes,
I'll be home right after work.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Yes, I'll call you as soon as I leave. Okay,
hanh oh, what me too?
Speaker 13 (12:25):
Goodbye?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Hey, married man, Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
How can you talk so clearly with that ring through
your nose?
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Very funny, You guys have a misplaced idea of what
married life is like.
Speaker 13 (12:39):
It's not a chore. It's a joy. It's all about
two people who think and move as one.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
It's an intimacy that, well, those who have never experienced it,
you'll just never understand. I'm part of something that's much
bigger than me, gentlemen, something that's new and special every
single day. In fact, my friends, I just may be
the happiest man on the face of the Earth.
Speaker 15 (13:04):
Married man line too.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It's your wife.
Speaker 13 (13:06):
Again, I mean, excuse me a second guy? Hello? Yes, yes, Hannah,
I called and reserved him already.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (13:17):
I'll stop by Blockbuster on the way home and pick
him up.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I did say it.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I love you, Blockbuster.
Speaker 13 (13:29):
Married man, me and the little woman are curling up
with a couple of videos tonight.
Speaker 16 (13:34):
Wait minute, let me guess steal Magnolias and fried Green
to mate.
Speaker 13 (13:38):
Don't be silly that that was last week.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I'll have you know.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Tonight we're taking in a little Clint Eastwood double feature.
Speaker 16 (13:46):
Oh Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry Magnum Force.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Now any which way but loose and every which.
Speaker 13 (13:53):
Way you can No, this is Bridges of Madison County
and the making of Bridges of Madison. Oh Man, Will
married mine be able to endure the taunts of his coworkers?
Will the repair man show up to fix the tv?
Will Blockbuster really hold the movies for him?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
For instance?
Speaker 13 (14:11):
Due the next time, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
It's about time he grew. There's a school. Look you'll
find them married nine.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Good Monday morning, April twenty eight. Big shows on a radio. Well,
one of the many things we can brag about here
on a big show. We're looking to have our own
poet lauriate and he stopped bout it with another instant classic.
Let's welcome bout Colonel Hamilton Brewster. How are you, Colonel Hell?
(15:07):
I just got done paying taxes.
Speaker 8 (15:10):
I never was crazy about it, but finding out how
my hired earned money is being spent kind of putting
me in a sour mood.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I heard that, but I guess it's worth it.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
If we can have line dancing classes for wild men
from Borneo Oh, for only forty two million dollars.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It seems like a bargain.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Thank god they didn't order the deluxe package. Ah.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
So what have you got? Forced today?
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Ripped from today's headlines, A little something to give you hope.
Speaker 9 (15:37):
I call it the tempted trap. Goes a little like this.
There's trouble of foot in the world today, an alignment
of venomous stars. Folks have plumb lost what's left of
their mind, and they're out there destroying folks cars. Just
a few years ago, these cars were big news. They'll
(15:57):
save the climate, folks said, But they don't seem to
care about all that now. They just want these electric
cars dead. Now, you don't see many of them cars
around here. They're pretty high end for us Hicks. We
stick to the gas guzzlers we know and love. We
don't need no plug in car tricks.
Speaker 11 (16:16):
Now.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
Me and the boys watched the news one day and
saw them folks raising hell and nobody put the kai
bosh on their ass. They just sort of shrugged and said, oh, well,
now that type of thing don't go down. Well, here
we believe in an eye for an eye. Well, we
wouldn't get the chance to do nothing about it, but
by God, we were sure gonna try. So we set
(16:40):
about building us one of them cars out of plywood
and paper mache.
Speaker 9 (16:44):
All them sharp angles made it easy as pie.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Didn't take us more than a day, and we put
it out there by the highway, just off in Route nine.
It was a place where the college kids cruise.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
And we laid in wait for them punks to show up,
and they'd be leaving with more than a bruise a
four too long. A prius rolled up, and six millennial
hippies climbed out. They got in the trunk for crow
bars and bats. They were mischief bound. There was no doubt.
A few swings. Later they knew they'd been had. That
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plywood splintered and cracked.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
About that time, we come out of the brush and
at the top of our lungs yelled hottah.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
They screamed like little girls and jumped in the air,
called for their daddies and mommies and aunties.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
It was a blur of blue hair and tribal tattoos,
and they all threw mud in their panties. They ran
for their life, and we gave chase, laughing to beat
the band, whooping and hollering like men possessed. Exactly as
we had planned, they jumped the fence into Bill Murphy's farm,
a move that they'd soon regret. Bill's bull, Thumper was
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out there that day, and he wouldn't a family pet.
They squealed like piggies as Thumper gave chase. It didn't
last a long while. Thumper herded them into a long,
narrow shoot, right into the manure pile. They was covered
and crap and flopping around like some weird foreign mating dance.
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Things couldn't get worse, but of course it did. When
they found a big hill of fire ants. They'd had enough,
so we hosed them all off and drove them back
to their prius. They spoke narrow word and just one
of them waved, but they all thanked the Good Lord Jesus.
So to all you fools who like trashing folks stuff
and causing damage with all of your messing. Next time
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it might not be bulls, turns and ants. It might
be an old smith and Wesson.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Ha ha I like that.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Joh boy, it's big show on your radio. Thanks for
joining us this morning.
Speaker 17 (18:55):
Oh I love all those fine big crown old man
water Winch cousin Bruisie Walkman Jack Yah boy belly, y'all
boy belly add only two white men never made me more. Whoo,
(19:20):
I feel so barnable. Smile your lift back. We walk
over for your lift back.
Speaker 12 (19:29):
Wow h.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
H good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Shout out my boys and Loaso Tavern on our side
of town where the studios are.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
The big show. It's about the only good thing about
this new location.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
This yaday closer to Daniel and Louis Loso Tavern. You
can check it out losotavern dot com. You're gonna be
in the Queens City moving around.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
What's gonna happen. Man, This summers gonna be fun.
Speaker 12 (20:36):
All right.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Another restaurant we've been talking about. Our boy, Carl and
Cook down Swansboro, North Carolina, hangs out at Preston's Corner
Bar and Grill. And I saw this on a when
we're out hunting. Where was eastern North Carolina? Somewhere about
the the Beaufort Food and Wine Festival, or I think
it's wine comes first when I saw it, Tator the
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Beaufort and Food Festival. You know, I think it's like
toward the end of this month, April twenty end.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
It might be going on now.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So anyway, I want you to try the John Boy
and Billy tostada is that's the thing about it. That
was a big thing with our grilling sauce and of
course at Preston's Corner Bar and Grill and get the
wings with the John Boy grilling John Boon Billy grilling
sauce as well.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Okay, where are we I'm hungry?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Oh yeah, as our married Man Monday on our National
Superhero Day, married Man and the Boys' Night Out is
an episode we were saving. It happened for the last
We'll find out next Good Morning. Got the big sh
on the radio before we hitting married Man. Tell you
about the prize pack you can win. You can play
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your wallet, Hang, I wanna play for nine minutes. My Redman, My.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
Redman drives around in a minivan, god a wife and
some kids.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
His whole life's on the skids.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Hey, there there.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Goes to my red Man.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
House.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
He feel listen, dude, this part.
Speaker 11 (22:35):
Guy's really screwed, hanging on by a thread cord of milk,
loaf of bread.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
Hay.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
There there goes to my Redman.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
Got a big gas grill, buys his clothes at the gap,
and he's just about hanging.
Speaker 13 (22:53):
On this card.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
My Redman, My Redman, friendly neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
My has no single life or.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
Let him do what they she says.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
It's about time he grew. There's a school you don't.
Speaker 13 (23:11):
Find the married mine as a starry olpins. Married Mine
arrives at the office for another day of slaving away
in the cubicle farm. Old, Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Oh, not so loud man?
Speaker 13 (23:24):
Oh sorry, college buddy?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Was I talking loud in my head? It sure sounded
like I feel like dookie?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Dookie.
Speaker 13 (23:32):
See, you seemed like you were feeling pretty good last night.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I was.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
That's why I'm feeling like dukie this morning.
Speaker 12 (23:38):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I can't believe we stayed out so late we had
to work today.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Well, hey, it's not every day. Old Fred here turns
fifty years old, right Fred?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Shut up?
Speaker 14 (23:47):
Married man, you're feeling rough too.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
He couldn't be feeling as rough as I am.
Speaker 13 (23:53):
Oh, Frank, you look like the walking dead.
Speaker 16 (23:56):
Really, I wish I felt that good. I can't believe
you're so chipper this morning, married man. Last night you
looked like you were pounding them down.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Man.
Speaker 13 (24:05):
Uh oh, yeah, you know that Old Duels is pretty
good for a non alcoholic.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Beer, not an alcoholic, So that explains it. Oh man,
I should have called in sick. I mentioned I feel
like dude.
Speaker 16 (24:17):
Yeah, so I would have called him sick, but I
wanted to get away from my wife before she started
in on me again this morning. Excuse me a second well, oh, hi, honey, listen,
I'm real sorry about staying out so late.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
But it was Fred's fiftieth birthday. How could I say no? Well, yeah,
I guess not what a work? Then I kind of pissy.
I'll call you later, okay about.
Speaker 13 (24:44):
Huh oh?
Speaker 14 (24:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (24:45):
And you know, I really thought I had things figured out.
I was real quiet coming into the house. I took
my shoes off before I went up the stairs. I
got undressed, real slow, east into bed and pretended I
was sleep.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Didn't take no.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
She woke up.
Speaker 13 (25:03):
Let me have it. Let you have what it means?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
She got mad at it. Oh, I think that's you, Cliff.
Speaker 13 (25:11):
Yeah boy, here we go. Hello, hi sweetheart. Now listen,
I'm sorry about last night. What yeah, I know, sorry
doesn't make it all better. I just thought i'd say
it anyway. Hey, how about I take care to dinner
tonight to make up for it. You picked the place?
Where's that Morelli's? That's a little on the pricey side,
(25:33):
didn't it?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Well?
Speaker 13 (25:35):
Okay, okay, how does the seven o'clock sound great?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Sweety? I got a run here by Morellies. Huh boy,
she must have really been.
Speaker 14 (25:44):
Steing, you know it?
Speaker 13 (25:45):
Hey, and I thought my plan was even better than Frank's.
I came in through the back door, changed into my
pajamas in the laundry room. Then I went upstairs, slipped
in the bed and pretended I was asleep. She still
woke up and let me have it.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Have what?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
She got really mad at him?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Your turn?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Birthday?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Boy? Oh boy?
Speaker 14 (26:07):
Hello, Oh my sugar? What don't don't sugar you? I
thought by now would be over our little snit. I
guess I thought wrong.
Speaker 12 (26:16):
Huh.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
Well, I don't guess it would do any good to
say I'm sorry. Huh I think now. Well, look, sugar,
the guys are just trying to do something nice for me.
It was something for my birthday. Listen, I tell you what.
How about I stopped by on the way home. I'll
run us a movie. We'll watch it together tonight. Your choice.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
What?
Speaker 15 (26:36):
Okay, hold on, I'll ask him, Hey, Mary man, what's
your wife's favorite movie?
Speaker 13 (26:42):
The Bridges of Madison County?
Speaker 15 (26:45):
Thanks a lots, Hello, sugar, Bridges of Madison County.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
Okay, yeah, I'll bring it home with me. Okay, all right, fine.
Speaker 13 (26:55):
Man, your wife really get it in for you.
Speaker 15 (26:57):
You have no idea and hey, listen, I thought, I
thought of everything, really everything. I cut off the car
at the top of the hill, let it coast to
a stop right out front. I changed into my pajamas
in the laundry room. I made a sandwich in the kitchen,
took get to the den. I sat down, took just
a few bites off of it, and laid it on
the coffee table. Okay, so that way it would look
like I'd gotten up for a little midnight snack, sat
(27:18):
down on the couch, turned on the TV, and then
I pretended I'd fallen asleep watching Letterman.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Hey man, that sounds pretty good.
Speaker 15 (27:25):
So what happened, Well, she was watching me from the
top of the stairs the whole time, boy, and she
let me have it with both barrels.
Speaker 13 (27:34):
She shot at you, now, you.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Idiot, she yelled at the way you're killing me.
Speaker 13 (27:39):
Gee, no wonder how you know. I imagine that kind
of latant Deceit would be kind of upsetting to a spouse.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Excuse me just a second, guys, Hello, Hi, honey, Bonny. Yeah,
I was just putting more stuff on pack here. How
are you feeling today?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (27:55):
What's that?
Speaker 14 (27:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (27:57):
I think everybody did have a good time last night.
I'm just sitting here here talking about uh huh. Listen,
Honey Bunny, you better let me run. Hey, want to
come down have lunch.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
With me later?
Speaker 12 (28:06):
Great?
Speaker 13 (28:07):
Okay, I'll see you around noon. Okay, bye bye, Hey,
married man, what was that all about?
Speaker 6 (28:12):
You know, you fellows really need to examine your relationships
with your wives.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Well, she's not mad at you.
Speaker 13 (28:19):
Now, I don't get it.
Speaker 16 (28:20):
You're the ultimate short, least guy and you were out
just as late as the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
What gives How come she's not mad at you? Well?
Speaker 13 (28:29):
I guess I just know how to handle situations like
this better than you guys.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Okay, Well, what did you do when you got home
last night? Oh?
Speaker 13 (28:36):
Nothing special?
Speaker 11 (28:37):
You know.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
I came in, got out the blender, made myself a
protein shake. Then I watched a little bit of Twister
on the home theater system and strolled on up the
stairs to open the door, PLoP down on the bed.
Then I gave Honey Bunny a little pat on the
butt and said, hey, how about a little loving.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
You're kidding? What does she say?
Speaker 13 (28:56):
Nothing? She pretended she was asleep. All a revs Alara
married mine actually comes out on top for a change,
but don't get used to it. Things are bound to
be back to normal when you join us for our
next sphincter tightening adventure. When will hear college buddy say.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Hey, guys, we all do me a favor. If I
ever mentioned marriage, kill me? Oh you got it?
Speaker 13 (29:20):
Probably yeah, I five, I don't be hanging well, say
you have same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
There's a school you'll find.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
The married mine.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
All right, Well, let's play as a morty word, keep
the fun going. One ain't hundred big shows you told
free line. We'll get a couple of contestants and play
next Good morning is No, it's just the way I
(30:12):
played the game where the white women at Let's just
jump on in here is if we can.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Get her done. I went everybody's head about the bat
the little birdy word of the worthy word. Let's meet
their contests.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
We got a walker from Mobile, Alabama, Come on a walker,
good morning, good morning money.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
And we got call car from Logan, West Virginia.
Speaker 9 (30:44):
Alright, let me.
Speaker 13 (30:45):
Say Carl, Hey, Carl, Hey, John boy boy.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
All right, so walker, what are you talking about? So
for a long time caller, first time getting through.
Speaker 13 (31:01):
Here?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Go alright, Walk and Carl Alabama and West Virginia. We
got a couple of live wires.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
I'm I'm a first, I'm the first time power off.
Speaker 17 (31:15):
I've been trying for thirty years.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Time boy, Well this's going.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
The team's gonna be John Boy and Walker and Tater
and Carl. All right, all right, all right, Carl, you relax.
Let's see what me and Walker can do for our
first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
All right, we got.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
All right, Walker called. Now we got words dealing with health,
words with health. Okay, all right, okay, all right, here
we go, Me and Walker.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
We got the first one. Start the clock. Now, Oh,
I gotta cut give me a band.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Oh, if you stay out too long without your shirt on,
you get a what.
Speaker 13 (32:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Uh huh?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
This is where your arm.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Next one, you got to go to the doctor every
six months to get a pickup.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
You had to wear one of these on your face
during COVID. Yeah you're drink in the morning orange.
Speaker 8 (32:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Oh, I had a blank replacement on my leg.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Okay, so dog going and I looked at arm and
immediately said, arm like us.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I'm gonna it. Never played order where before, but that was.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
The one to Carl and Walker put five on the board.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
Here.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Okay, we got a player. I had a mobile. Well
let's see what Tater and Carl.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Can do with a with a gimme on one, Carl,
are you ready?
Speaker 12 (32:53):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Ready?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Go all right, your pritella. You have a blank cap
on your yep. You if you have asthma, you have
to have one of these to open up your lungs.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
And you what is it?
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yes, you might, yes, you might get a blank shot
every year, so you don't get this. It's not a cold,
but it's it's no there you go, Hey, you work
out so that you get big blanks.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yesucle you do this to your teeth.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
You take a thread and you go in between.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
All right, Well look at y'all putting a five on
the board, just like me and Walker did with that one.
Speaker 9 (33:35):
We gave you leading.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Six to five. All right, well, walking down by one,
but we still got a shot at it. Are you ready, yes, sir?
All right, start the clock now. So you don't get
a cold.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Take a blank sea. You take a pill, blank sea. No, no, no,
it's all kinds of bees and seas. You take them
there pills. You go to the blank store you take. Yes, yes,
uh huh, all right, Oh that's gonna cost you an
arm and a leg. Yeah, Oh I gotta eight. I'm
so this yeah, uh huh oh my heads blanks up?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Are there?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
When you when you get hurt, you something that blinded?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Oh man, the charade part in here was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I was you can walk? You didn't got that one tough?
Three on that five of eight. So Tater and Carl,
oh two will tie and three will win? Ready, go
all right?
Speaker 3 (34:42):
You get stung by bee and your allergic so your
face may do this it blinks up?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Yes, yes you uh uh, I can't.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I can't do this. I'm not getting in the air.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I can't. I can't give any air.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I'm drowning.
Speaker 12 (34:58):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yes, you have this in the middle of the day
when you're hungry.
Speaker 9 (35:02):
It's not a meal.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
It's just a light what No, a light little thing
you eat?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Yes, you got it.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Walker, we came up a little shorte. I can get
Walker soon. Man, all right, Walker, we're gonna try it again.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Buddy.
Speaker 12 (35:28):
We're doing.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
All right, buddy. Thank you. Man, Hi didntack you on?
Get him back card? Look at you up? And and logan.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
You deserve your prize package from World Lawn Moors. You
celebrate your victory all right, yeaes sir, got.
Speaker 12 (35:46):
Shut out everybody at home.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
My dogg my oldest.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
Daughter just had my second grand baby yesterday.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh ah man Bi, y'all, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I got the big show on the radio going for
our requested bit of the morning.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
The morning you guys A bit can't do mango. I
knocked it out of my head almost work.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Reggie Pendley out of Huntsville, Alabama, says, guys, I request
Marvin Webster talking about car dealers.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Take care. We will, Reggie, we got it for you
coming up next. Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, I request to be await man, I forgot all
about that Jaggie dog one and I told you to
mind made about David David Davis inducted into a sports
Hall of Fame. Spindale, North Carolina, is hometown. To be
inducted in the sports Hall of Fame, your hometown, that
is a wonderful honor for everybody to know about that.
(37:21):
Coach David Davis inducted last week. First question most listeners
may have is who the hell is David Davis, Jack
Jaggie's man, but he is so mad.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
I tell him I think I'll get fired if I
ever break up with.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
We.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Alright, let's get back to Reggie Pinley out of Huntsville, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Here's your request, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 13 (37:58):
How y'all doing? Hey man? How you holding up lately?
There's a tough time to be in a comedy business,
ain't it, especially if you a guy like me. Mason's
living talking about Velma from Scooby Doo. But you know
who got it tougher than me right now? Car dealers,
because presidents on TV telling everybody to get out and
spend money to prop up the economy. See you know,
(38:19):
poor old Chuck Whitey at Whitey Ford. You know it's
all he can do to keep from going on TV
and declaring a g hod on high automobile price. Come
on out this weekend for the mother of all push
pull and drag sale. We didn't act for this excess
inventory emergency, but make no mistake, we will meet the challenge.
I mean, I tak what Ford credit give a car
(38:41):
deal a bunch of no interest for sixty months. He
gonna get patriotic on it. Well, anyway, let's move on
to the lighter side of the news. Y'all see what
happened to all the Burger King people down in Florida
the other day and check it out. Members of Burger
King's marketing department walked barefoot over an eight foot strip
of glowing white hot coals as part of a corporate
(39:04):
bonding experience in Key Largo, Florida. Firewalking was supposed to
show them that by reaching beyond their limits, they can
achieve things they never thought possible. Instead, about a dozen
Bugger King employees suffered first and second degree burns on
their feet, which, like the white people say, well, dug,
(39:25):
I can see the first guy getting his feet burnt,
But what's up with number twelve? What was he like
in the bathroom or something? I mean, they hired some
company called the Achievement Group to come up with this
crackhead idea. Hey you know what the head due to
that group said. When it was over, he said, and
I quote, I'm sorry it happened. Some people just have
(39:46):
incredibly sensitive feet. Yeah, Fred and ain't, but twelve hundred degrees.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Don't be a puss.
Speaker 13 (39:52):
I got one hundred dollars, says it was all white
people too, you know, because the brothers might go to
some of your little seminars and stuff. We ain't about
walking on no hot coals, brother, be like, do what
they ain't walking on net You ain't flame broiling this whopper,
not for no ten bucks hour. Y'all know this is
how we cook the burgers, right hey, And believe it
(40:15):
or not, firewalking was only part of this so called
team building exercise. Says here, Employees also use their bare
hands to bend spoons, breakboards, and smash bricks. Some bent
steel bars with their throat, their throat and walked over
a board of six thousand sharp nails.
Speaker 9 (40:37):
How out it?
Speaker 4 (40:37):
What are y'all trying to do?
Speaker 13 (40:38):
Make the team stronger by killing all the weak ones?
And it says here some of these burned employees were
in such pain they had to use wheelchairs. The next
day when they went to the airport to leave for
another team retreat, another one, I'd be like, what you
mean it ain't over yet? What we're gonna do today?
(40:59):
Bob for chicken in the deep fat fry? Hey, you
want to build a team? Whatever happened to giving them
five hundred bucks and dropping them off at the Strip
club for a couple of hours. Company spokesman be talking
about we're sorry some people were injured, but we believe
the shared experience will bring us all closer together. Yeah,
(41:19):
they're together, all right, and they all fix it. Come
over here and kick your butt as soon as their
feet heel updated, y'all think about it. I'm mobbing X.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
It's sweet.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
There's a big sion on the radio for a few
more minutes, getting ready.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
To wrap up the broadcast up next years Late Risers
podcasts make it easy. Subscribe to us with the free
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(42:17):
show will be.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
All right, right.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Right, pat your dragman to make show mid box, keywords,
hard times as called to our agent Murray.
Speaker 7 (42:30):
Hello read I Turn and Incorporated for big Entertainment with
that big money. Try Jimbo and Bobby. They'll show you
the funny their buckets that last. They're hip and they're hot,
and besides they're the only two clients.
Speaker 8 (42:43):
We've got.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Pole this.
Speaker 16 (42:46):
Yeah, you're only two clients. John boy and Billy here.
Hey see, are we really the only two clients you
guys have right now?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (42:55):
You know I've seen it slow before, but never this slow.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Really?
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Yeah, next time us. Oh, Jay's got a lot of
irons in the fire.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Slow.
Speaker 7 (43:04):
You could put our entire rollerdex on a post it
note and have room rocked over for a short grocery list. Uh, lady.
The only person I haven't here hollering show me the
money is Morley when he's hitting up his nephew Sherman fallout.
Speaker 9 (43:17):
It's slow.
Speaker 7 (43:18):
I mean Jerry mccorner has the golf.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Okay, we got it. You're in the toilet, but let's
just seal. Hey, you still got us.
Speaker 7 (43:27):
Kimbo, please, whatever you do, don't.
Speaker 12 (43:29):
Bring that us.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
You know she'll maybe talking to us, would sheer? Murder
up a little bit?
Speaker 12 (43:33):
You're mocking me, aren't you now?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Really put us through?
Speaker 7 (43:37):
Okay, let me see if I can squeeze you in. Wow,
look at that I can put you right through. Okay, Hoorry,
Kimbo and Bobby on two. He'll be right with you.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Thank you, boy will be right okay, my right, love you?
Speaker 12 (43:55):
Yeah, great news. From now on, you guys are going
to be getting my fallen under I had attention. I'm
handling your career personally, just you and you.
Speaker 16 (44:04):
Alone, marry You don't have to give us all that
show biz fast talk. Seal already filled us in on
what's happening.
Speaker 12 (44:10):
I'm any, babe from now on, Jimbo and Bobby are
my number one play I mean sure, it'll mean moving
some stuff around.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
I'm murray.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
We know we're your only clients. What are you gonna
have to move around?
Speaker 12 (44:21):
Well, the office furniture, the rental agency is coming over
to pick it up this afternoon. Just come over and
help me hider than the story ship behind the building.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Mary, are you okay, man? I mean, I know you're
going through a tough time right now, tough time.
Speaker 12 (44:35):
Don't talk crazy. I've been in this business for forty years, babe.
I've seen tough times before, and I've always bounced back,
and I'm gonna do it again this time.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Are you sure? Seal says she's never seen it this bad?
Speaker 12 (44:47):
Seal, what does she know? She's just a kid. Seal
didn't go through the disco implosion of the late seventies.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I got hit hard.
Speaker 7 (44:55):
Huh are you.
Speaker 12 (44:56):
Kidding, you know how for clients back then, Disco text
and the the Andrea True Connection, Teaches and Herb and
Terry Jacks.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Terry Jackson, is that the guy who did Seasons in
the Sun.
Speaker 16 (45:09):
Yeah, that wasn't the disco record huh oh yeah right,
that was the really sucky singers implosion.
Speaker 12 (45:15):
Of the early I left Mobo back down right. The
point is, trends come, trends go. Tough times never last,
but tough people do.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
So you're really thinking out uh absbolutely.
Speaker 13 (45:28):
Hey.
Speaker 12 (45:29):
I signed you guys right after the goofy looking haircut
bands implosion of the early eighties. Remember, and since then,
I've worked with some of the biggest names in showbiz
like who Well, Brunaldi, Bonciorno, Hermione, Shuttle a Pop, Eduardo
d Kamaruvia. Okay, I've worked with some of the longest names.
(45:50):
But that's how this game works. Bad. I'm a big
boy at this point in my career. I am prepared
for the inevitable Ab and Flow.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
You mean, sometimes you're up and sometimes you're down.
Speaker 12 (45:59):
I mean Ebb and Flow, they really awful comedy team
from Birmingham. Inevitable. I may have to sign a deal
with them.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Hey, you still got us.
Speaker 12 (46:07):
You're mocking me, aren't.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Serials?
Speaker 6 (46:11):
Man?
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Come on, anything we can do you just say the word.
Speaker 12 (46:15):
Could you lend me thirty seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
And thirty seven forty two what for to.
Speaker 12 (46:20):
Pay the cable company? So they want to hook me.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
I thought you're gonna be making our career your number
one priority.
Speaker 12 (46:25):
Well I was, but I just saw on the preview
channel it's best of Droopye week on Uncle Wackey's cartoon.
Find Out you guys are definitely number two with a bullet. Yeah. Hey, listen, baby,
let's do the lunch thing and talk it over.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Hey, you can barely afford cable. You're gonna take us
to lunch?
Speaker 12 (46:40):
Who said I was taking you to lunch?
Speaker 7 (46:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (46:41):
So you want to go out to lunch but you
want us to pay.
Speaker 12 (46:44):
No, don't be silly. I've got a McDonald's scratching winsters
to get for a free value of you, so we
can go down.
Speaker 16 (46:50):
Well say this, but maybe you shouldn't be going out
to lunch at all. You know, you get my drift.
Speaker 12 (46:56):
You know you're right, Jimbo, All right, I can't be
going out to lunch right now. I need to be
here in the office.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
That's more like you.
Speaker 12 (47:03):
Cartoon Netbush Rank Josie and the pussy Cat right out,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
In the world with I think you Yeah, should have know.
Speaker 12 (47:09):
They trust me. Red Hot Town is gonna be back
on top end no time. This is a year I
put the screws to everybody, well except for you guys.
If you want my folks, you know that, give my
little about me. That's Billy him too in Jimbo. What
call me?
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Anyway, I'm getting ahead.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Are you gonna like that?
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I'm not sure the exact tune, but the words are
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Well, that is what I've heard.
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Frank takes you out. I think she was talking about you,
singing to me, weren't you. There's a quarter to three,
There's no one in the place except you and me,
and I've got a little ways to go.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Ways to go, is what Tater says.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Bill.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I think it's time I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Disagree. That was the thing to do. Yeah, actually, uh,
I've got a little story.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You should know.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
That's when he launches into his chick bubble.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, his drunk talk.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's so great?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Good work by all? Got all right there one more,
all right, Tayler.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
According to the world famous chef Guy Fieri, don't get
Carl started on him.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, Carlo, no, maybe if.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Carl could put some moves in his hair and ye
maybe he is like yeah, anyway, world famous ship. Carl's
listened his world famous Carl.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
What what have you got?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
John Moore Milly grilling sauce? Are you happy you want
to catch bigfoots on? Because you your famous food lion?
I would like to say the John Boy and Billy
grilling sauce the second longest running celebrity.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Endorsed product there is.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's number one.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Jimmy Dean about that? So way to go call the
family recipe and what we've done with it over the
years is awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And who told you that, Guy Fieri?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay, anyway, sorry on the hold, I'm sorry, Bill. Here
we go, so world famous chef Guy Viery. What is
the best reason for pounding meat?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Jackie and Bill? Don't get a habitator.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
For more? Even cooking. I'm not even I'm not even
going to touch down. I'm not going to touch it
for more. I think everyone already.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, I'll do it. I heard loneliness. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
The best reason for pounding meat?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
There for more?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Even cooking, you know, even cook got it where all
of it hits the circ.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Do you agree with her?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You're gonna agree with that?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
That was Have you ever heard that?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
To tenderize it? Yeah, you pound your meat too, tender
up rocky?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
All right? All right? Another question?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay, before the late Regis Fieldman became famous as a
television show host, what did he do for a living?
Speaker 8 (05:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I guess he was a pilgrim or something like that,
because he's see I get it. I think I read
that he was a page for the Tonight Show and
that was his So.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You think you read that he was a page for
the Tonight Show?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Uh Bill Taytor. Thanks, she remembers that, dude, you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
What the hell do I agree with? Tator for a change? Wow?
And that was.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
He was a page for the Tonight Show.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
See I.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
And you retained one.
Speaker 9 (06:42):
Bell.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You got a big old long tiger's prize back head
over to a Dinna, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
We should appreciate you listening, playing with us, Buddy, we
love it.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
Hey, shout out to my wife and my co workers
out here on the gas.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Well buddy, all right, man, Ma We appreciate y'all. Boy,
thank you so much. Hang on, Jackie, hook you up
right quick, get back to work.
Speaker 9 (07:02):
Yes, sir, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
All right, we're jumping out, catching you up on your
news and on our National super Hero Dad.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Another episode with married Man. Guys in the office after
this report.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Talk me about National super Hero Day. We're honoring that
with our married.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Man Monday, I got episode standing by, but I will
tell you it's also.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
National Great poa Treat Reading Day.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
He said, what's that guy.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
To do with the Big Show?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Where?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Hell don't we get a really only big time.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Morning radio show that has their own poet laureate on
the Tesla trap. Another thing you probably will not hear
anywhere in America except right here on the Big Show.
Hang over twenty minutes and.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
You'll see why.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Let's know it, my redmand, my redman drives around in
a minivan, got a wife and some kids.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
His whole life's on the skids. Hey, there goes to man.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
House.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
It feeld listen due this spark.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Guys really screwed hanging on by it. Cord of milk,
loaf of bread here there goes the married man, got
a big gas grew, buys his clothes at the gap,
and he's just about had enough.
Speaker 12 (09:15):
Of this group.
Speaker 11 (09:17):
Married man, married man, friendly neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Life for him has no single wife will.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Let him do what they She.
Speaker 11 (09:26):
Says, it's about.
Speaker 13 (09:28):
Time he groove.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Where there's a school you'll find the married man.
Speaker 13 (09:34):
As our story opens, married man is enjoying a Tuesday
morning coffee break with his co workers, so OJ.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Says, your waiter will be with you shortly. Hey, guys,
I got one.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a
light bulb?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
We don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
None.
Speaker 13 (09:56):
They just make darkness the industry standard.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
You know.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
There's nothing I love better than hanging out with you guys,
sharing little guy talks.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
So how about that game last night? Was Marino awesome?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Or what?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Could you believe that play at the end.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Of the third quarter?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
What hands? Oh?
Speaker 13 (10:15):
Yeah great, I couldn't believe that.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Officials call What did you think? Married man?
Speaker 13 (10:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I don't know. Did you even see the game?
Speaker 13 (10:26):
Well?
Speaker 6 (10:27):
No, what?
Speaker 8 (10:28):
Well?
Speaker 13 (10:29):
I was gonna watch, but it was Murphy Brown night
on CBS.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Man, your wife makes you watch Murphy Brown.
Speaker 13 (10:37):
Are you kidding? No way, I watch what I want
to watch. I usually go upstairs.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
I mean I usually send the little ball and chain
upstairs to watch the bedroom TV. But it's kind of
on the fritz. So we watched Murphy Brown on the
wide screen. You know that Candice Berger and she's one
attractive woman.
Speaker 13 (10:55):
She used to be a model, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, Hey Dave, how about that game man?
Speaker 14 (11:00):
And that riff must have been blind?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Hey, speaking of blind, anybody catched that Melrose Place where
the bomb went off? Boy, that Allison was blind for
a while, got her sight back, but she's still pretending
to be blind.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
You watched Melrose Place?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Oh, I just caught a couple of minutes of it,
you know, walking through the living room. You know that
show's got a lot of babes on it too.
Speaker 13 (11:21):
You know that Heather Locklear. She's pretty hot stuff. She's
kind of a young Candice Bergen.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Hey, guys, I'm getting off.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
His pool together.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Football all right?
Speaker 15 (11:30):
I think everybody's in except hey, married man, what do
you say?
Speaker 13 (11:34):
Football pool?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Let's see here? Two fifty times five isn't uh? Sorry, Chuck,
I'm I'm a little short this week.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Hey, what's the matter. You wife cut your allowance?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Allowance, don't be crazy.
Speaker 13 (11:47):
I do my own thing.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
No woman tells me what to do.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I'm the kind of guy who married man.
Speaker 15 (11:53):
Line too, it's your wine.
Speaker 13 (11:57):
I really need to take this guy.
Speaker 12 (12:00):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Yes, dear, I've got to call into the repair man. Yes,
I should know something later today.
Speaker 13 (12:08):
Yes, yes, I know. The Susan b. Anthony special is
tomorrow night on PBS. I don't think it'll be a problem. What. Yes,
I'll be home right after work.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Yes, I'll call you as soon as I leave. Okay,
hanh oh, what me too?
Speaker 13 (12:25):
Goodbye?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Hey, married man, Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
How can you talk so clearly with that ring through
your nose?
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Very funny, You guys have a misplaced idea of what
married life is like.
Speaker 13 (12:39):
It's not a chore. It's a joy. It's all about
two people who think and move as one.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
It's an intimacy that, well, those who have never experienced it,
you'll just never understand. I'm part of something that's much
bigger than me, gentlemen, something that's new and special every
single day. In fact, my friends, I just may be
the happiest man on the face of the Earth.
Speaker 15 (13:04):
Married man line too.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It's your wife.
Speaker 13 (13:06):
Again, I mean, excuse me a second guy? Hello? Yes, yes, Hannah,
I called and reserved him already.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (13:17):
I'll stop by Blockbuster on the way home and pick
him up.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I did say it.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I love you, Blockbuster.
Speaker 13 (13:29):
Married man, me and the little woman are curling up
with a couple of videos tonight.
Speaker 16 (13:34):
Wait minute, let me guess steal Magnolias and fried Green
to mate.
Speaker 13 (13:38):
Don't be silly that that was last week.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I'll have you know.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Tonight we're taking in a little Clint Eastwood double feature.
Speaker 16 (13:46):
Oh Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry Magnum Force.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Now any which way but loose and every which.
Speaker 13 (13:53):
Way you can No, this is Bridges of Madison County
and the making of Bridges of Madison. Oh Man, Will
married mine be able to endure the taunts of his coworkers?
Will the repair man show up to fix the tv?
Will Blockbuster really hold the movies for him?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
For instance?
Speaker 13 (14:11):
Due the next time, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
It's about time he grew. There's a school. Look you'll
find them married nine.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Good Monday morning, April twenty eight. Big shows on a radio. Well,
one of the many things we can brag about here
on a big show. We're looking to have our own
poet lauriate and he stopped bout it with another instant classic.
Let's welcome bout Colonel Hamilton Brewster. How are you, Colonel Hell?
(15:07):
I just got done paying taxes.
Speaker 8 (15:10):
I never was crazy about it, but finding out how
my hired earned money is being spent kind of putting
me in a sour mood.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I heard that, but I guess it's worth it.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
If we can have line dancing classes for wild men
from Borneo Oh, for only forty two million dollars.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It seems like a bargain.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Thank god they didn't order the deluxe package. Ah.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
So what have you got? Forced today?
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Ripped from today's headlines, A little something to give you hope.
Speaker 9 (15:37):
I call it the tempted trap. Goes a little like this.
There's trouble of foot in the world today, an alignment
of venomous stars. Folks have plumb lost what's left of
their mind, and they're out there destroying folks cars. Just
a few years ago, these cars were big news. They'll
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save the climate, folks said, But they don't seem to
care about all that now. They just want these electric
cars dead. Now, you don't see many of them cars
around here. They're pretty high end for us Hicks. We
stick to the gas guzzlers we know and love. We
don't need no plug in car tricks.
Speaker 11 (16:16):
Now.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
Me and the boys watched the news one day and
saw them folks raising hell and nobody put the kai
bosh on their ass. They just sort of shrugged and said, oh, well,
now that type of thing don't go down. Well, here
we believe in an eye for an eye. Well, we
wouldn't get the chance to do nothing about it, but
by God, we were sure gonna try. So we set
(16:40):
about building us one of them cars out of plywood
and paper mache.
Speaker 9 (16:44):
All them sharp angles made it easy as pie.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Didn't take us more than a day, and we put
it out there by the highway, just off in Route nine.
It was a place where the college kids cruise.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
And we laid in wait for them punks to show up,
and they'd be leaving with more than a bruise a
four too long. A prius rolled up, and six millennial
hippies climbed out. They got in the trunk for crow
bars and bats. They were mischief bound. There was no doubt.
A few swings. Later they knew they'd been had. That
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plywood splintered and cracked.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
About that time, we come out of the brush and
at the top of our lungs yelled hottah.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
They screamed like little girls and jumped in the air,
called for their daddies and mommies and aunties.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
It was a blur of blue hair and tribal tattoos,
and they all threw mud in their panties. They ran
for their life, and we gave chase, laughing to beat
the band, whooping and hollering like men possessed. Exactly as
we had planned, they jumped the fence into Bill Murphy's farm,
a move that they'd soon regret. Bill's bull, Thumper was
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out there that day, and he wouldn't a family pet.
They squealed like piggies as Thumper gave chase. It didn't
last a long while. Thumper herded them into a long,
narrow shoot, right into the manure pile. They was covered
and crap and flopping around like some weird foreign mating dance.
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Things couldn't get worse, but of course it did. When
they found a big hill of fire ants. They'd had enough,
so we hosed them all off and drove them back
to their prius. They spoke narrow word and just one
of them waved, but they all thanked the Good Lord Jesus.
So to all you fools who like trashing folks stuff
and causing damage with all of your messing. Next time
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it might not be bulls, turns and ants. It might
be an old smith and Wesson.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Ha ha I like that.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Joh boy, it's big show on your radio. Thanks for
joining us this morning.
Speaker 17 (18:55):
Oh I love all those fine big crown old man
water Winch cousin Bruisie Walkman Jack Yah boy belly, y'all
boy belly add only two white men never made me more. Whoo,
(19:20):
I feel so barnable. Smile your lift back. We walk
over for your lift back.
Speaker 12 (19:29):
Wow h.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
H good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Shout out my boys and Loaso Tavern on our side
of town where the studios are.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
The big show. It's about the only good thing about
this new location.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
This yaday closer to Daniel and Louis Loso Tavern. You
can check it out losotavern dot com. You're gonna be
in the Queens City moving around.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
What's gonna happen. Man, This summers gonna be fun.
Speaker 12 (20:36):
All right.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Another restaurant we've been talking about. Our boy, Carl and
Cook down Swansboro, North Carolina, hangs out at Preston's Corner
Bar and Grill. And I saw this on a when
we're out hunting. Where was eastern North Carolina? Somewhere about
the the Beaufort Food and Wine Festival, or I think
it's wine comes first when I saw it, Tator the
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Beaufort and Food Festival. You know, I think it's like
toward the end of this month, April twenty end.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
It might be going on now.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So anyway, I want you to try the John Boy
and Billy tostada is that's the thing about it. That
was a big thing with our grilling sauce and of
course at Preston's Corner Bar and Grill and get the
wings with the John Boy grilling John Boon Billy grilling
sauce as well.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Okay, where are we I'm hungry?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Oh yeah, as our married Man Monday on our National
Superhero Day, married Man and the Boys' Night Out is
an episode we were saving. It happened for the last
We'll find out next Good Morning. Got the big sh
on the radio before we hitting married Man. Tell you
about the prize pack you can win. You can play
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your wallet, Hang, I wanna play for nine minutes. My Redman, My.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
Redman drives around in a minivan, god a wife and
some kids.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
His whole life's on the skids.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Hey, there there.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Goes to my red Man.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
House.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
He feel listen, dude, this part.
Speaker 11 (22:35):
Guy's really screwed, hanging on by a thread cord of milk,
loaf of bread.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
Hay.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
There there goes to my Redman.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
Got a big gas grill, buys his clothes at the gap,
and he's just about hanging.
Speaker 13 (22:53):
On this card.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
My Redman, My Redman, friendly neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
My has no single life or.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
Let him do what they she says.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
It's about time he grew. There's a school you don't.
Speaker 13 (23:11):
Find the married mine as a starry olpins. Married Mine
arrives at the office for another day of slaving away
in the cubicle farm. Old, Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Oh, not so loud man?
Speaker 13 (23:24):
Oh sorry, college buddy?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Was I talking loud in my head? It sure sounded
like I feel like dookie?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Dookie.
Speaker 13 (23:32):
See, you seemed like you were feeling pretty good last night.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I was.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
That's why I'm feeling like dukie this morning.
Speaker 12 (23:38):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I can't believe we stayed out so late we had
to work today.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Well, hey, it's not every day. Old Fred here turns
fifty years old, right Fred?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Shut up?
Speaker 14 (23:47):
Married man, you're feeling rough too.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
He couldn't be feeling as rough as I am.
Speaker 13 (23:53):
Oh, Frank, you look like the walking dead.
Speaker 16 (23:56):
Really, I wish I felt that good. I can't believe
you're so chipper this morning, married man. Last night you
looked like you were pounding them down.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Man.
Speaker 13 (24:05):
Uh oh, yeah, you know that Old Duels is pretty
good for a non alcoholic.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Beer, not an alcoholic, So that explains it. Oh man,
I should have called in sick. I mentioned I feel
like dude.
Speaker 16 (24:17):
Yeah, so I would have called him sick, but I
wanted to get away from my wife before she started
in on me again this morning. Excuse me a second well, oh, hi, honey, listen,
I'm real sorry about staying out so late.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
But it was Fred's fiftieth birthday. How could I say no? Well, yeah,
I guess not what a work? Then I kind of pissy.
I'll call you later, okay about.
Speaker 13 (24:44):
Huh oh?
Speaker 14 (24:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (24:45):
And you know, I really thought I had things figured out.
I was real quiet coming into the house. I took
my shoes off before I went up the stairs. I
got undressed, real slow, east into bed and pretended I
was sleep.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Didn't take no.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
She woke up.
Speaker 13 (25:03):
Let me have it. Let you have what it means?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
She got mad at it. Oh, I think that's you, Cliff.
Speaker 13 (25:11):
Yeah boy, here we go. Hello, hi sweetheart. Now listen,
I'm sorry about last night. What yeah, I know, sorry
doesn't make it all better. I just thought i'd say
it anyway. Hey, how about I take care to dinner
tonight to make up for it. You picked the place?
Where's that Morelli's? That's a little on the pricey side,
(25:33):
didn't it?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Well?
Speaker 13 (25:35):
Okay, okay, how does the seven o'clock sound great?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Sweety? I got a run here by Morellies. Huh boy,
she must have really been.
Speaker 14 (25:44):
Steing, you know it?
Speaker 13 (25:45):
Hey, and I thought my plan was even better than Frank's.
I came in through the back door, changed into my
pajamas in the laundry room. Then I went upstairs, slipped
in the bed and pretended I was asleep. She still
woke up and let me have it.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Have what?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
She got really mad at him?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Your turn?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Birthday?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Boy? Oh boy?
Speaker 14 (26:07):
Hello, Oh my sugar? What don't don't sugar you? I
thought by now would be over our little snit. I
guess I thought wrong.
Speaker 12 (26:16):
Huh.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
Well, I don't guess it would do any good to
say I'm sorry. Huh I think now. Well, look, sugar,
the guys are just trying to do something nice for me.
It was something for my birthday. Listen, I tell you what.
How about I stopped by on the way home. I'll
run us a movie. We'll watch it together tonight. Your choice.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
What?
Speaker 15 (26:36):
Okay, hold on, I'll ask him, Hey, Mary man, what's
your wife's favorite movie?
Speaker 13 (26:42):
The Bridges of Madison County?
Speaker 15 (26:45):
Thanks a lots, Hello, sugar, Bridges of Madison County.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
Okay, yeah, I'll bring it home with me. Okay, all right, fine.
Speaker 13 (26:55):
Man, your wife really get it in for you.
Speaker 15 (26:57):
You have no idea and hey, listen, I thought, I
thought of everything, really everything. I cut off the car
at the top of the hill, let it coast to
a stop right out front. I changed into my pajamas
in the laundry room. I made a sandwich in the kitchen,
took get to the den. I sat down, took just
a few bites off of it, and laid it on
the coffee table. Okay, so that way it would look
like I'd gotten up for a little midnight snack, sat
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down on the couch, turned on the TV, and then
I pretended I'd fallen asleep watching Letterman.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Hey man, that sounds pretty good.
Speaker 15 (27:25):
So what happened, Well, she was watching me from the
top of the stairs the whole time, boy, and she
let me have it with both barrels.
Speaker 13 (27:34):
She shot at you, now, you.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Idiot, she yelled at the way you're killing me.
Speaker 13 (27:39):
Gee, no wonder how you know. I imagine that kind
of latant Deceit would be kind of upsetting to a spouse.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Excuse me just a second, guys, Hello, Hi, honey, Bonny. Yeah,
I was just putting more stuff on pack here. How
are you feeling today?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (27:55):
What's that?
Speaker 14 (27:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (27:57):
I think everybody did have a good time last night.
I'm just sitting here here talking about uh huh. Listen,
Honey Bunny, you better let me run. Hey, want to
come down have lunch.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
With me later?
Speaker 12 (28:06):
Great?
Speaker 13 (28:07):
Okay, I'll see you around noon. Okay, bye bye, Hey,
married man, what was that all about?
Speaker 6 (28:12):
You know, you fellows really need to examine your relationships
with your wives.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Well, she's not mad at you.
Speaker 13 (28:19):
Now, I don't get it.
Speaker 16 (28:20):
You're the ultimate short, least guy and you were out
just as late as the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
What gives How come she's not mad at you? Well?
Speaker 13 (28:29):
I guess I just know how to handle situations like
this better than you guys.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Okay, Well, what did you do when you got home
last night? Oh?
Speaker 13 (28:36):
Nothing special?
Speaker 11 (28:37):
You know.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
I came in, got out the blender, made myself a
protein shake. Then I watched a little bit of Twister
on the home theater system and strolled on up the
stairs to open the door, PLoP down on the bed.
Then I gave Honey Bunny a little pat on the
butt and said, hey, how about a little loving.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
You're kidding? What does she say?
Speaker 13 (28:56):
Nothing? She pretended she was asleep. All a revs Alara
married mine actually comes out on top for a change,
but don't get used to it. Things are bound to
be back to normal when you join us for our
next sphincter tightening adventure. When will hear college buddy say.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Hey, guys, we all do me a favor. If I
ever mentioned marriage, kill me? Oh you got it?
Speaker 13 (29:20):
Probably yeah, I five, I don't be hanging well, say
you have same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
There's a school you'll find.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
The married mine.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
All right, Well, let's play as a morty word, keep
the fun going. One ain't hundred big shows you told
free line. We'll get a couple of contestants and play
next Good morning is No, it's just the way I
(30:12):
played the game where the white women at Let's just
jump on in here is if we can.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Get her done. I went everybody's head about the bat
the little birdy word of the worthy word. Let's meet
their contests.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
We got a walker from Mobile, Alabama, Come on a walker,
good morning, good morning money.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
And we got call car from Logan, West Virginia.
Speaker 9 (30:44):
Alright, let me.
Speaker 13 (30:45):
Say Carl, Hey, Carl, Hey, John boy boy.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
All right, so walker, what are you talking about? So
for a long time caller, first time getting through.
Speaker 13 (31:01):
Here?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Go alright, Walk and Carl Alabama and West Virginia. We
got a couple of live wires.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
I'm I'm a first, I'm the first time power off.
Speaker 17 (31:15):
I've been trying for thirty years.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Time boy, Well this's going.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
The team's gonna be John Boy and Walker and Tater
and Carl. All right, all right, all right, Carl, you relax.
Let's see what me and Walker can do for our
first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
All right, we got.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
All right, Walker called. Now we got words dealing with health,
words with health. Okay, all right, okay, all right, here
we go, Me and Walker.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
We got the first one. Start the clock. Now, Oh,
I gotta cut give me a band.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Oh, if you stay out too long without your shirt on,
you get a what.
Speaker 13 (32:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Uh huh?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
This is where your arm.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Next one, you got to go to the doctor every
six months to get a pickup.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
You had to wear one of these on your face
during COVID. Yeah you're drink in the morning orange.
Speaker 8 (32:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Oh, I had a blank replacement on my leg.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Okay, so dog going and I looked at arm and
immediately said, arm like us.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I'm gonna it. Never played order where before, but that was.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
The one to Carl and Walker put five on the board.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
Here.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Okay, we got a player. I had a mobile. Well
let's see what Tater and Carl.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Can do with a with a gimme on one, Carl,
are you ready?
Speaker 12 (32:53):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Ready?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Go all right, your pritella. You have a blank cap
on your yep. You if you have asthma, you have
to have one of these to open up your lungs.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
And you what is it?
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yes, you might, yes, you might get a blank shot
every year, so you don't get this. It's not a cold,
but it's it's no there you go, Hey, you work
out so that you get big blanks.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yesucle you do this to your teeth.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
You take a thread and you go in between.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
All right, Well look at y'all putting a five on
the board, just like me and Walker did with that one.
Speaker 9 (33:35):
We gave you leading.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Six to five. All right, well, walking down by one,
but we still got a shot at it. Are you ready, yes, sir?
All right, start the clock now. So you don't get
a cold.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Take a blank sea. You take a pill, blank sea. No, no, no,
it's all kinds of bees and seas. You take them
there pills. You go to the blank store you take. Yes, yes,
uh huh, all right, Oh that's gonna cost you an
arm and a leg. Yeah, Oh I gotta eight. I'm
so this yeah, uh huh oh my heads blanks up?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Are there?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
When you when you get hurt, you something that blinded?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Oh man, the charade part in here was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I was you can walk? You didn't got that one tough?
Three on that five of eight. So Tater and Carl,
oh two will tie and three will win? Ready, go
all right?
Speaker 3 (34:42):
You get stung by bee and your allergic so your
face may do this it blinks up?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Yes, yes you uh uh, I can't.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I can't do this. I'm not getting in the air.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I can't. I can't give any air.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I'm drowning.
Speaker 12 (34:58):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yes, you have this in the middle of the day
when you're hungry.
Speaker 9 (35:02):
It's not a meal.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
It's just a light what No, a light little thing
you eat?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Yes, you got it.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Walker, we came up a little shorte. I can get
Walker soon. Man, all right, Walker, we're gonna try it again.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Buddy.
Speaker 12 (35:28):
We're doing.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
All right, buddy. Thank you. Man, Hi didntack you on?
Get him back card? Look at you up? And and logan.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
You deserve your prize package from World Lawn Moors. You
celebrate your victory all right, yeaes sir, got.
Speaker 12 (35:46):
Shut out everybody at home.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
My dogg my oldest.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
Daughter just had my second grand baby yesterday.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh ah man Bi, y'all, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I got the big show on the radio going for
our requested bit of the morning.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
The morning you guys A bit can't do mango. I
knocked it out of my head almost work.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Reggie Pendley out of Huntsville, Alabama, says, guys, I request
Marvin Webster talking about car dealers.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Take care. We will, Reggie, we got it for you
coming up next. Good morning, it's a big show on
(36:56):
the radio.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, I request to be await man, I forgot all
about that Jaggie dog one and I told you to
mind made about David David Davis inducted into a sports
Hall of Fame. Spindale, North Carolina, is hometown. To be
inducted in the sports Hall of Fame, your hometown, that
is a wonderful honor for everybody to know about that.
(37:21):
Coach David Davis inducted last week. First question most listeners
may have is who the hell is David Davis, Jack
Jaggie's man, but he is so mad.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
I tell him I think I'll get fired if I
ever break up with.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
We.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Alright, let's get back to Reggie Pinley out of Huntsville, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Here's your request, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 13 (37:58):
How y'all doing? Hey man? How you holding up lately?
There's a tough time to be in a comedy business,
ain't it, especially if you a guy like me. Mason's
living talking about Velma from Scooby Doo. But you know
who got it tougher than me right now? Car dealers,
because presidents on TV telling everybody to get out and
spend money to prop up the economy. See you know,
(38:19):
poor old Chuck Whitey at Whitey Ford. You know it's
all he can do to keep from going on TV
and declaring a g hod on high automobile price. Come
on out this weekend for the mother of all push
pull and drag sale. We didn't act for this excess
inventory emergency, but make no mistake, we will meet the challenge.
I mean, I tak what Ford credit give a car
(38:41):
deal a bunch of no interest for sixty months. He
gonna get patriotic on it. Well, anyway, let's move on
to the lighter side of the news. Y'all see what
happened to all the Burger King people down in Florida
the other day and check it out. Members of Burger
King's marketing department walked barefoot over an eight foot strip
of glowing white hot coals as part of a corporate
(39:04):
bonding experience in Key Largo, Florida. Firewalking was supposed to
show them that by reaching beyond their limits, they can
achieve things they never thought possible. Instead, about a dozen
Bugger King employees suffered first and second degree burns on
their feet, which, like the white people say, well, dug,
(39:25):
I can see the first guy getting his feet burnt,
But what's up with number twelve? What was he like
in the bathroom or something? I mean, they hired some
company called the Achievement Group to come up with this
crackhead idea. Hey you know what the head due to
that group said. When it was over, he said, and
I quote, I'm sorry it happened. Some people just have
(39:46):
incredibly sensitive feet. Yeah, Fred and ain't, but twelve hundred degrees.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Don't be a puss.
Speaker 13 (39:52):
I got one hundred dollars, says it was all white
people too, you know, because the brothers might go to
some of your little seminars and stuff. We ain't about
walking on no hot coals, brother, be like, do what
they ain't walking on net You ain't flame broiling this whopper,
not for no ten bucks hour. Y'all know this is
how we cook the burgers, right hey, And believe it
(40:15):
or not, firewalking was only part of this so called
team building exercise. Says here, Employees also use their bare
hands to bend spoons, breakboards, and smash bricks. Some bent
steel bars with their throat, their throat and walked over
a board of six thousand sharp nails.
Speaker 9 (40:37):
How out it?
Speaker 4 (40:37):
What are y'all trying to do?
Speaker 13 (40:38):
Make the team stronger by killing all the weak ones?
And it says here some of these burned employees were
in such pain they had to use wheelchairs. The next
day when they went to the airport to leave for
another team retreat, another one, I'd be like, what you
mean it ain't over yet? What we're gonna do today?
(40:59):
Bob for chicken in the deep fat fry? Hey, you
want to build a team? Whatever happened to giving them
five hundred bucks and dropping them off at the Strip
club for a couple of hours. Company spokesman be talking
about we're sorry some people were injured, but we believe
the shared experience will bring us all closer together. Yeah,
(41:19):
they're together, all right, and they all fix it. Come
over here and kick your butt as soon as their
feet heel updated, y'all think about it. I'm mobbing X.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
It's sweet.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
There's a big sion on the radio for a few
more minutes, getting ready.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
To wrap up the broadcast up next years Late Risers
podcasts make it easy. Subscribe to us with the free
iHeartRadio app and you listen thousands radio stations podcast I'm
all over the World Free iHeartRadio app. Look at there's
bad you just nick with the John Boy, than the
(42:17):
show will be.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
All right, right.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Right, pat your dragman to make show mid box, keywords,
hard times as called to our agent Murray.
Speaker 7 (42:30):
Hello read I Turn and Incorporated for big Entertainment with
that big money. Try Jimbo and Bobby. They'll show you
the funny their buckets that last. They're hip and they're hot,
and besides they're the only two clients.
Speaker 8 (42:43):
We've got.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Pole this.
Speaker 16 (42:46):
Yeah, you're only two clients. John boy and Billy here.
Hey see, are we really the only two clients you
guys have right now?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (42:55):
You know I've seen it slow before, but never this slow.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Really?
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Yeah, next time us. Oh, Jay's got a lot of
irons in the fire.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Slow.
Speaker 7 (43:04):
You could put our entire rollerdex on a post it
note and have room rocked over for a short grocery list. Uh, lady.
The only person I haven't here hollering show me the
money is Morley when he's hitting up his nephew Sherman fallout.
Speaker 9 (43:17):
It's slow.
Speaker 7 (43:18):
I mean Jerry mccorner has the golf.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Okay, we got it. You're in the toilet, but let's
just seal. Hey, you still got us.
Speaker 7 (43:27):
Kimbo, please, whatever you do, don't.
Speaker 12 (43:29):
Bring that us.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
You know she'll maybe talking to us, would sheer? Murder
up a little bit?
Speaker 12 (43:33):
You're mocking me, aren't you now?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Really put us through?
Speaker 7 (43:37):
Okay, let me see if I can squeeze you in. Wow,
look at that I can put you right through. Okay, Hoorry,
Kimbo and Bobby on two. He'll be right with you.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Thank you, boy will be right okay, my right, love you?
Speaker 12 (43:55):
Yeah, great news. From now on, you guys are going
to be getting my fallen under I had attention. I'm
handling your career personally, just you and you.
Speaker 16 (44:04):
Alone, marry You don't have to give us all that
show biz fast talk. Seal already filled us in on
what's happening.
Speaker 12 (44:10):
I'm any, babe from now on, Jimbo and Bobby are
my number one play I mean sure, it'll mean moving
some stuff around.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
I'm murray.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
We know we're your only clients. What are you gonna
have to move around?
Speaker 12 (44:21):
Well, the office furniture, the rental agency is coming over
to pick it up this afternoon. Just come over and
help me hider than the story ship behind the building.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Mary, are you okay, man? I mean, I know you're
going through a tough time right now, tough time.
Speaker 12 (44:35):
Don't talk crazy. I've been in this business for forty years, babe.
I've seen tough times before, and I've always bounced back,
and I'm gonna do it again this time.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Are you sure? Seal says she's never seen it this bad?
Speaker 12 (44:47):
Seal, what does she know? She's just a kid. Seal
didn't go through the disco implosion of the late seventies.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I got hit hard.
Speaker 7 (44:55):
Huh are you.
Speaker 12 (44:56):
Kidding, you know how for clients back then, Disco text
and the the Andrea True Connection, Teaches and Herb and
Terry Jacks.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Terry Jackson, is that the guy who did Seasons in
the Sun.
Speaker 16 (45:09):
Yeah, that wasn't the disco record huh oh yeah right,
that was the really sucky singers implosion.
Speaker 12 (45:15):
Of the early I left Mobo back down right. The
point is, trends come, trends go. Tough times never last,
but tough people do.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
So you're really thinking out uh absbolutely.
Speaker 13 (45:28):
Hey.
Speaker 12 (45:29):
I signed you guys right after the goofy looking haircut
bands implosion of the early eighties. Remember, and since then,
I've worked with some of the biggest names in showbiz
like who Well, Brunaldi, Bonciorno, Hermione, Shuttle a Pop, Eduardo
d Kamaruvia. Okay, I've worked with some of the longest names.
(45:50):
But that's how this game works. Bad. I'm a big
boy at this point in my career. I am prepared
for the inevitable Ab and Flow.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
You mean, sometimes you're up and sometimes you're down.
Speaker 12 (45:59):
I mean Ebb and Flow, they really awful comedy team
from Birmingham. Inevitable. I may have to sign a deal
with them.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Hey, you still got us.
Speaker 12 (46:07):
You're mocking me, aren't.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Serials?
Speaker 6 (46:11):
Man?
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Come on, anything we can do you just say the word.
Speaker 12 (46:15):
Could you lend me thirty seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
And thirty seven forty two what for to.
Speaker 12 (46:20):
Pay the cable company? So they want to hook me.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
I thought you're gonna be making our career your number
one priority.
Speaker 12 (46:25):
Well I was, but I just saw on the preview
channel it's best of Droopye week on Uncle Wackey's cartoon.
Find Out you guys are definitely number two with a bullet. Yeah. Hey, listen, baby,
let's do the lunch thing and talk it over.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Hey, you can barely afford cable. You're gonna take us
to lunch?
Speaker 12 (46:40):
Who said I was taking you to lunch?
Speaker 7 (46:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (46:41):
So you want to go out to lunch but you
want us to pay.
Speaker 12 (46:44):
No, don't be silly. I've got a McDonald's scratching winsters
to get for a free value of you, so we
can go down.
Speaker 16 (46:50):
Well say this, but maybe you shouldn't be going out
to lunch at all. You know, you get my drift.
Speaker 12 (46:56):
You know you're right, Jimbo, All right, I can't be
going out to lunch right now. I need to be
here in the office.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
That's more like you.
Speaker 12 (47:03):
Cartoon Netbush Rank Josie and the pussy Cat right out,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
In the world with I think you Yeah, should have know.
Speaker 12 (47:09):
They trust me. Red Hot Town is gonna be back
on top end no time. This is a year I
put the screws to everybody, well except for you guys.
If you want my folks, you know that, give my
little about me. That's Billy him too in Jimbo. What
call me?
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