November 24, 2025 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
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but now at Jeff Pillars books dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hang, I wanna play.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
For ten minutes first, So my favorite Christmas songs kicking
off the season this morning after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
But we got a.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Brand new one making the list cause Tater has been
wearing us out with it for about ten days now,
So let's all enjoy. Who put the stump but my
rump and pump pump or something like it nailed it?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'd like to.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Find the guy who done me all and stuck.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
My bird up on this Christmas tree? Who put the
stop in my rump a bump a pump boot to
contend it in Maramma lamading dot who stood the wood
were a poop sh boop, She poop poop, put the
stick of my hip did it?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Did it?
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Woo?
Speaker 7 (01:13):
Was that man?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
He shoved it up my can and left me stranded
on this Christmas tree When this angel heard chop up
up up the chopped pup up a dreadful few and
right into my heart.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Those pine tree needle.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Sting me rammagem maramma jeminimmading long.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You'll never know how much that's smart. Woo.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
So who put the stop in my rump a bump
a pump boot to contendant in maramma lamading dot who
stood the wood were a poop ship poop ship boop,
who put the stick of my hip dip did a
boot of that bush and grand it in motto.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
He made this angel beg for mercy please each night when.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I'm alone, scotch discratched, disc got to discotch to discotch,
just scotch shoe.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It sets my tiny bottom of the law. And every
time I went slipped it and didn't slipped it and
didn't a little further it goes.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Got a beautiful angel.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
What the matter?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
When you start? It's pretty start something you want to
kind of be humming with.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It's not an angel.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
I'm guessing you don't call in radio stations and requests.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Ah, we got you go for due. All right, well,
let's play this current events quiz bit. There, what are
we dealing with?
Speaker 8 (03:06):
What happens in Vegas sometimes happens above Vegas?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Case in point.
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right now.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Ready girls, Ready, okay, come yo.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Wis quiz.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Yi.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Let's say hey to Susan from Lincolnton, Georgia. Good morning, Susan,
Hello there, Hello Hello right better listen to Bedlin Win Well.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
Another only in Las Vegas attraction is making the news.
It's called Love Cloud. It's a twin engine Cessna airplane
that you can charter and officially join the legendary Mile
High Club. Pilot Anthony Blake will fly around for forty
five minutes while you and your significant other get Higgey
(04:53):
and or Jiggy for the value price of just nine
hundred and ninety five bucks. Plane tricked out with a
twin air mattress. I'll say that again, a twin air
mattress with red satin sheets. And to give you what
passes for privacy in a twin engine Cessna, the pilot
wears noise castling headphones and closes the black curtain between
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the cockpit and the part of the plane where the
magic happens. So you know you should be fine. One
couple who took the flight says they heard some unusual
announcements on the PA during the flight, including a looks
like the only turbulence today will be the kind you
guys make b we've reached our cruising altitude. Feel free
to fool around around the cabin or see please return
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your fellow passenger to their original upright and locked position.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
What you got, susan, I'll say.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Forty five minutes? What am I gonna do for the
other forty three?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I can take you by whover damn too.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It sounds like it might be a perfect pilet. Yeah, yeah,
A perfect pilet going on. Hey, Susan worked out for you.
Maybe you got the liquid performance prize. Pick the audio book.
I was a teenage mall signer from my own Jeff Pillars,
and your name is in a hat for that pocket
utility knife with blade, nail file, scissors and bututane lighter.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Bututine not included.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
It was a twin air mattress with red sheet.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That's a joke, says, and you hang on with jacket.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Bottle money hour, Tommy, you knew right on the other side.
The Christmas tunes coming. Bike Turner's got one good Monday
(07:22):
morning big shows on the radio. Here we go Christmas
tune from ike.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Ho.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
There's nothing like Hose for the holiday.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
They have no rese and spend it all alone.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
If you want to get freaking in a million ways, man,
the holidays.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
The time to get it on.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
I met a skank holders in Spartanburg and.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
She was kinky for making whooping. Dressed up like a
racing horse.
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I love being her jockey, but I got to saddle sore.
Speaker 11 (08:17):
All that booty is terrific long as you wink too specific,
There's nothing like Hose Father Holidays, let your love life.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Go to the Twilight zone.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
If you want to get busy in lots of crazy ways.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Man, the holidays the time to get it on.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah, there's nothing like hose for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You'll do things normal people won't conno.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
If you want you a rug, burning a special place
a man the holidays, that tantu get it on. I
knew hefer lived in Charleston, and it just drove her
nuts to get her keister spanked with big old candy canes,
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and so now I get a sugar rush when I
stare at butts.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
You don't need to get her boozy to bring out
her in a floozer.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Boy, there's nothing like hoes for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's a great time for wild notes to get song.
Speaker 12 (09:50):
You can leave all the skeezers in a horny haze,
cause the holidays the tATu get it out.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Good morning, Big show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Well, the summer movies keptain busy, and now we're getting
into the big holiday movie season. So let's find out
what he's seen. Welcome back to the Big Show. Rabbi
myron Berg snee Shallowie Hobies.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Hey, what's happening. Jon's Boyeman, Billy goyam bullover chair Rabbi.
Hey eh, midnight plowboy.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
I know I tried to keep you away from the
flowing introductions, but this one was weak.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
How so example, let him find out what he's seen.
Speaker 13 (11:03):
You might as well added, so we can wrap this
up and get back to the football scores in front. Joe, Well,
that was not my intention. Hey, look, Larry the stable boy.
If I'm not wanted, just say so. I'm a busy guy.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You know.
Speaker 13 (11:17):
The last thing I want to do is waste my
valuable time, including on your precious show. I got places
to go, have people to see.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I'm in demand.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Well, if you really need to go, you know, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I got nothing else to do.
Speaker 13 (11:31):
So on you wind up seeing Well, you know, there
wasn't much to choose from, but even if there was,
I'd have passed over all of them to see this
picture ghost Breakers afterwards?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well does this have anything to do with the female
version from a few years ago?
Speaker 13 (11:46):
No, thank god, please, this was much better. Not that
it would be that hard. I'm never de face two
Ghost Breakers movies. Well, this is sort of a sequel
to them. So was it about about two hours? It
won't come into much of you doing redneck stuff time. Now,
(12:06):
this takes place years after the original, when a single
mom and her two kids arrive in a small town.
They begin to discover their connection to the original Ghost
Bikers and the secret legacy that grandfather left behind.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
This movie right here brings back a little of that
old zip that the original had.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
You know, I saw a little tiny marshmallow man in
a commercial, So what about that disgusting slimer.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
No, Governor Cuomo is not in this.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That little green blob that needs everything.
Speaker 13 (12:41):
You're gonna need to be more specific. Yeah, he's back,
and so is the skinny chick with the flat top
handle that they fought at the end. Spoiler her light.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
She's still hot. Not my type, but between you and me,
i'd be all over that. Like filter seams.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Well, I kind of liked her too.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
Take a number, mister, but I'm gonna tell you it
was great fun. They even brought back the original Ghostbreakers.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Man, they are old. Two more movies and that will
be Ghost.
Speaker 13 (13:19):
That's a resident casts a lot of people I didn't know,
a bunch of noisy, nerdy kids.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I could have done without the mom. She's kind of hut.
Speaker 13 (13:28):
But the one guy I did recognize was that the
fellow that played the ant guy in that superhero movie.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
He's got a he's got a real likable way about him.
Seems like a nice boy. Of course, I'm talking about
the adorable Paul Newman.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Paul Rudd, Say what the actor is Paul Rudd.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I thought that was the guy who rolled all over
screaming the brandish.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That's Paul Revere.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I thought that was the guy who put shrimps on
the Bobbie doll and wrestled that game.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That's Paul Hogan.
Speaker 13 (14:02):
I thought that was the guy skin of Square, Sissy
Boy back and the sissy Boys were fun.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
That's that's Paul Limb.
Speaker 13 (14:11):
I thought that was the long winded guy who always
had to tell you about the rest of the story.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
That's Paul Harvey.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I thought that was a Congress guy who looked like
a hobbit.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
That's Ron Paul.
Speaker 13 (14:25):
I thought that was the guy with the big hat
who handed out crackers on Eastern That's Pope Paul.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Who am I thinking of?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Paul run?
Speaker 13 (14:34):
You know, he could have worn more people if he'd
ha drove instead of riding the horse guy.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
So what do you think I think he needs to
get back on the road and start yelling.
Speaker 13 (14:43):
The comies are here, The comies go on the movie. Well, this, this,
this is a good movie. There's no two ways about it.
And the end and they want to give nothing away.
But if you don't cry, you got no So I
get this movie four of the five yamakas. Let me
(15:05):
tell you something for nothing. If you don't like this movie,
don't ever speak to me again.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
You dun to me. Frightened me. I fucked by nothing.
Speaker 13 (15:11):
Drop that you more if you don't like it, rolling
into a ball edge sticking at you.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
But you know you entitled you own opinion. I never
don't forget to see him that day.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
It's cheaper, good morning, big show's on the radio. Girls,
he'll get up about it.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I wanted no dog and take care of Oby myself.
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Oh, look, got her coming over here. She knows what
we're talking about it. You know, I brought her to
work the very first, you know, after the weekend.
Speaker 14 (15:50):
You remember that.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
It was Yeah, it was like a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
She told you to get it. You complained about it.
On Friday Saturday. We saw you at a remote you're like,
I love this. She's the girls right down everywhere, That's
what I said. So she's going with me everywhere because
she has been for eleven years now. But you might
have to reclaim the bed.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
And oh yeah yeah when I got back to Pearl
be in the bedroom crowd ladder which.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You come in the bedroom to let her in her idea.
Come on, I don't think we've been introduced, you are, yeah,
So anyway, yeah, so if you're thinking about getting the
bad yeah, go to the shelby. You're found the best one.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
I because not everybody is gonna have to kind of
luck out in the middle of the street like that.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Good Morning, I.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Got a Big Show on the radio, caving on the
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fun with some of our Christmas classics. This has gotten
to be one of the oldest that we've been playing
on The Big Show back during recorded during the CB cruise.
Oh I got it when Kung Fu was on TV
at the ten Cord Well is you got it? Rudolph
the redneck reindeer.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Route all the rednegarindy fo lucky strikes and dip snuff
and win it cong doo liquor.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
He couldn't ever get in enough.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
He carried a song off shot gun and always.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Slicked back his fur.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
All of the other rainders.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
All the time called him sir.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
That's how they got well.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
He lived in a double white trailer about a mile
from Sandy's house and on handy chin. Every Christmas Rudolph
would always get sound dead drunk to walk down to
the stable. Yeah worthy other rain there's would be hate
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worried because I'd spending two backer juice and punch out
two or three more like mame and get you take dunner.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
You'll let you get up wall. I'm give me the
lip now.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Meaning then one buggy Christmas Eve, Sandy came down to
Rudolph's trailer. Yeah, where Rudolph was lying in the bed
trying to get over last night's drunk.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Here. Then santy Claus saw Rudolph's bed covered with electorate bottles,
the macro juice all over him and cigarette butts all
over the floors. There he got real mane George, I ain't,
and he said to Rudolph, you'd better get on the
dead gum wagon and pull my sled tonight.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Boy about it.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Then that Rudolf didn't like his kind of loud talk
early in the morning, you know, so he reached over
and spit in the back of juice in the left eye.
Santy clauw then took a liquor bottle and busted it
over bed.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Let me said, get down the hell out of here.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
You get that gun bat hit me, no, but no willing.
You see, Santa Claus didn't like at a tall don't
I'm got a talk food off coming at him with
a bottle and all you know what that bottle that say,
Santa Claus has been taking kung fu lessons from this
Chinese elba no all summer longer while he didn't have
nothing to dow by what So he takes his right
hand there and slams it in the.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Root off his old facer.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
He just knocks him flat on the floor.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
You with off the red back rain.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
There had a very flood.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
In those and if you ever saw it, you would
even say it close. All of their rain deers now
lamb and drove back there. He calls Rudolf the red
naggarin deer.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
That's how your.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Noshot pray.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
Gotten.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
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we play fort minutes but first, kicking off the season
with some of my favorite tunes. Oh it's one of
my favorites, not because it's me.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Well, okay, this.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Is Christmas song, especially for my friends and family. Co
worker's all right, settle back, just enjoy this.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Chip mogs roasting on a looping fine Thank you, Jed
frogs ripping.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Have your clothes, old tired Carara being.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Stung by a tar, and folks messed up by eskimone.
Speaker 15 (22:39):
Have a greybody. The turkey has a messy toes helps
to make the cheese and rice Joinese tots.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
The gold.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
We'll find it hard to cheat tonight because they know
that side tie's gonna change.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
He's loaded lots of poison goodies on his train.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
And every mother smiled in Johnny's eyes to see a
great big really no tieler guy. And so I ordering
this simple thing to kiss someone who might be you. Heloh,
(23:52):
they say, Then they try any.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Way, Merry Christmas. That nice you too. Mike Brady called
up the Mike Brady. Mister Bray through and soround this
(24:37):
simple man. Everybody to kiss someone might be you?
Speaker 9 (24:47):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Have they said?
Speaker 6 (24:50):
They're they tried any wan see Christmas.
Speaker 15 (24:59):
Christmas.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
You my glasses, they shared. I want to tell you
the cat was hurtful and that when you.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
All right, Well, let's play wordy word one eight hundred
Big Show you told free line across America. You can
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air contest button. You can't get through, Jackie, call you.
We'll team up plain next. Good morning, this is a
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big show on the radio. Wrote into your Monday morning
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three Christmas edition still in the box. You believe preserved.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
And right now, let's do it. I went to everybody's
head about the bed.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
The wordy word and a wordy word.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Clark from Jacksonville, North Carolina.
Good morning, Clark, Good morning, hey Bunny, get up, you
ain't hurt man. We got William from Mooresville, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Good morning, William. We all go boys, welcome in here.
Play us some worthy word.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
William, you were on team Tater and Randy Clark on
the John BOYNVILLEA side. We'll do two rounds thirty second.
A spinner's got our word tablets. William, you relax, me
and Clark will go for the first thirty second. All right, sorry,
(27:13):
hey Clark, are you ready?
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
All right, start the clock now. Uh you drive around
in a mini blank married man.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah all right, this is what you what the stockings
are made of, but what it looks like while you
wear these on your feet before you put your shoes on.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yes, all right, Mickey Mouse was a blank character. Yeah
all right.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
This is what you make with Hershey's chocolate and a
campfire smashing with marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yes, all right, Hey, hey, make me some of this.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Sorry, are kind of stuck it up on my hand,
but we're going to four a great job on socks.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I'm hard on you.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I really think you should just wipe the board and start.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I pint your stockings hung by the chimney with taor
But those are see those are stockings. Well they look
like a big sock. I'm sorry it was in my head.
I had to say apologize. I didn't help us laughing
on the show.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Four four All right, now William and Tator from their
round one? Are you ready William.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Remember that last clue?
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Make me some remember that? Okay, ready go.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Bill Cosby used to be a spokesperson for this blank. Yes,
you you wear you wear one of these on your foot?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
What do you wear?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
You are not old, but the opposite.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, uh no, as in like I got an.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
I have an old car, and you just bought yourself
a blank car. Yeah, these aren't really okay? Hey, hey,
how are blank? When I'm talking to Blank?
Speaker 14 (29:22):
Are you thank you?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
They're not.
Speaker 8 (29:27):
Show has a new character.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
All of a sudden, so tighter. You stumbled through a
four yourself there going.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
Because you yelled at me, yelling me.
Speaker 13 (29:39):
There's no yelling.
Speaker 16 (29:40):
William is like, not sure of your everything had a
question mark affrick, two idiots?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Did you get sh He was a little tough, all right.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
So after the smoke clears, it's four to four and
we headed around two.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
All right, remember Clark here with Billy. Are you ready, yes, sir,
and go.
Speaker 8 (30:07):
When you go to church, you sit on one of
these let's see rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
This is a color.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
The name of a color, not red, but yeah, yeah,
let's see. The two card in the deck is also
called the what card.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
There you go, let's see.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
The green movement wants to save the what planet, like
the weather and the you know, the temperatures. They want
to save the they're trying to be friendly to or
good to the.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
All right, well, Billy didn't stumble an ooh and a
a lot, but he only got three with.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Cards in his head. He just didn't say it out mouth.
Put on the.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Board, all right, So William and Randy, okay, all right,
three will tie and four will win.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
All right, Rand, if you get in trouble to do this,
I'm in trouble now.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
All right, William and Randy ready picking up on that
last one, by the way, go so the green, that's right.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Environment. Yeah, So this is a group or a place
where you have a bunch of trees. It's not the woods.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
It's called forest.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (31:20):
This is a type of liquor. It's white. It's not vodka. Yes,
tied up all right, rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
You didn't lose, you win. You sure did journey and
win when a boy eight to seven. So William, I'm
sorry it wasn't you.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
You know, I'm not that excited over this win.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Well, Clark now gone it. You can try again anytime, buddy.
We appreciate you playing on in Jacksonville this morning.
Speaker 15 (31:50):
Well I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You holiday, thank you man too, budd It has seasoned.
Greetings to you. And look at you there, William of Mooresville.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
You're a big old box of awesome prize pack coming
your way with Billy's audio book.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I was a teenage mall center.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You're the last name, and I had my daily stuff
at Pocket Utility NiFe.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
All right, great, can I give a shout out? Of
course you can.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
I want to say happy holidays to all the service
members out there doing everything for all of us.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
All right, William, good deal, buddy, you hang over, Jackie,
good morning, got the big show on the radio. Oh
and now you tell me so yeah, we thought we
thought he said environment, but then we're coming back.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Billy heard climate. Did you hear climate? Climate doom? I
heard environment?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Okay, Well, whatever you win, the important thing is it's.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
You heard the game.
Speaker 14 (32:48):
Uh, good deal.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
All right, Well let's move on to our classic bit
Request of the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Norm Haskins out of Dallas, North Carolina says, guys, love
to hear anything by Gary Busey.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Keep up the great work.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
And then let's go back here, since were just coming
off Thanksgiving holidays as we live abucy Thanksgiving in US diary.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
All right, we'll do that for you. Norm, coming up next,
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Good Monday morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Classic be request this morning from Norm Haskins out of Dallas,
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
There you go, Norm It's time for the Diary of
Gary Busey.
Speaker 14 (33:50):
Dear Diary, this is garyacy.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Well Diary.
Speaker 14 (33:58):
We had our annual all star Hollywood Celebrity of Thanksgiving dinner.
This passed with you a time I can invite all
of the big shot show biz buddies over tie on
the feedback. This always a pretty big deal in the
guest list is the envy of the entertainment community. Why
I remember one year Bronson Pinchot and Luanda Page got
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in a fistfight over the last spot. I awarded the
honor to the winner. Belkie and Anester in a rage,
settled a score inside of steel cage, knuckles, knuckles, boots
and buckles. Give him a wedgie and make me chuckle.
Luanda wins with a courthole slam. Have a seat and
past the ham feedback shot Well Diary. We didn't have
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an empty seat again this year, star studded. It was
like a first class premiere. In fact, we even spray
painted the sidewalk red. I just wish we'd done it sooner.
There's red footprints all over the house. It looked like
the floorboards of OJ's Bronco. We were gonna put a
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passel a while turkeys in the front yard till the
city of Malibu shut us down. Got a complaint from
Bobby de Niro. Seems to me after his last few movies,
he'd be a little more tolerant of turkeys. I saw
dirty Grandpa, mister de neir O. Congratulations on a big
fat zero no box office. Everybody was told to bring
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a dish to pass. I do this on purpose to
keep him humble. They get too used to all these
lauded duh catered affairs. Of course, that blows up in
your face sometime, like the year Ray Walston and b
Arthur both brought a bread bowl with spinach dip. They
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spent the whole time trying to sneak in each other stuff.
Before you know it, Maud and my favorite martian or
hollering at each other, and the pier six brawl that
ensued spilled into the street. They had to tase her
bee six times before she went down. It's a fight
to the finish because they both brought spinach. B Arthur's
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the big gerl man t two first ones to show
up was Delta Burke and Gerald McCraney. Lord, they looked
like the number ten coming up the sidewalk. As times
like that, I thank god I put in them double doors.
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I had to pull a steamer trunk out of the
attic for it to sit on, and she pulled it
up right in front of the hoar nerve table and
went to town. All I heard was and before you
know if the appetizer table was cleaner than Lance Bassa's backside.
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Former heifer Kirsty Alley showed up with a vegetable tray.
I was so proud of her until I found her
in the kitchen snorting lines of ready Whip off Christopher
Lloyd's chest. Corey Pelvis showed up. He wasn't invited, but
he showed up, started doing his rap music act on
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the back deck. He was easy to get rid of.
I showed him a baggy of bacon soda and thrown
it over the railing. I think the trees slowed him
down before he hit the rocks. He must have been
comfortable though he's still laying down there. Hey, little Corey,
here's a bedtime story. Cover up with leaves and try
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not to snorre naughty nights, Sleep tight don't let the
crackles bite.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
They'll it. Heck you.
Speaker 14 (37:51):
Caesar Melan RSVP. He got a little deep into the
old Aquila kept trying to paper train Brent Butler. Mission accomplished,
but it took an entire Sunday La Times. Surprising appearance
by Reba McIntyre.
Speaker 13 (38:09):
Yeah yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 14 (38:13):
She was invited. Her tahoe broke down out front. She
stayed long enought to get hit on by Mickey Rourke,
who thought she was Nanette Fabrae. I sprung little bitty
Cat Williams out of County lock up long enough to
get him a good, solid, home cooked meal. The best
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part was that he is so small that we hit
him in the turkey. And when Dave Coolier went to
carve it, Cat popped his head out and said, do
not carve me. I am a boy, good thing. Old
Dave was about the same size as Crazy Frankie. He
didn't have to spend the rest of the day and
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pooped out drawers. When it come time to tiel the feedback,
it was like dinner tie of the zoo. The clanking
a clank of forks on the plate said that sound
to everybody else laughing and having a good time. Did
my heart good? I sat back and quietly said thanks
to the Good Lord for all the food and the friends.
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But when the smoke cleared, there weren't a scrap of
wood left except for that pecan pie that Katelyn Jenner brought.
No one was sure where she got the nuts. Well, Diary,
I got the skidaddle. I'm sponsoring Mindy con Over to
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Jenny Craig. She ate her way out of a kiddie
pooling that her pudding and figured this time for a chain.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Until next time.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Diary X's and o's Gary.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Percy, Good morning, there's a big sew on the radio.
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Run it to your Monday, November the twenty ninth. Yeah,
giving away stuff out of the office. I'm finding Christmas
stuff here for our on line giveaways. I go do
the pile, get up cool Christmas stuff. We gotta go
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Now the winner for my daily Stuff today it's a
pocket utility knife with knife blade nail file scissors, buttane lighter,
mutine not inclusive and the winner goes to the winner
of out Burst, our first contest of the morning. You
know it's you, Lee Lee Miller from Leesburg, Georgia. Right,
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that's the most wonderful time of the year. And the
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Rogers Edition will be on h where you get you
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he tells the story.
Speaker 15 (41:37):
You know he can't.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
When he came back from vacation, he complained to me,
you know, I've been giving me all this stuff that
doesn't look like anything's gone.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
From the office.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Everything you've been given away basically would fit in one pocket.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
One of your pockets ever since you told me how
much postage was costing me.
Speaker 13 (41:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Well, hey, wait a minute, there's my phone. My duck
ringtone has called me. Looks like we're over Billy, take
us home.
Speaker 14 (42:00):
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Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I got a big show on the radio and got
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That'd be the current events quiz you take sea get
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hang, I wanna play.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
For ten minutes first, So my favorite Christmas songs kicking
off the season this morning after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
But we got a.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Brand new one making the list cause Tater has been
wearing us out with it for about ten days now,
So let's all enjoy. Who put the stump but my
rump and pump pump or something like it nailed it?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'd like to.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Find the guy who done me all and stuck.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
My bird up on this Christmas tree? Who put the
stop in my rump a bump a pump boot to
contend it in Maramma lamading dot who stood the wood
were a poop sh boop, She poop poop, put the
stick of my hip did it?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Did it?
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Woo?
Speaker 7 (01:13):
Was that man?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
He shoved it up my can and left me stranded
on this Christmas tree When this angel heard chop up
up up the chopped pup up a dreadful few and
right into my heart.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Those pine tree needle.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Sting me rammagem maramma jeminimmading long.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You'll never know how much that's smart. Woo.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
So who put the stop in my rump a bump
a pump boot to contendant in maramma lamading dot who
stood the wood were a poop ship poop ship boop,
who put the stick of my hip dip did a
boot of that bush and grand it in motto.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
He made this angel beg for mercy please each night when.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I'm alone, scotch discratched, disc got to discotch to discotch,
just scotch shoe.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It sets my tiny bottom of the law. And every
time I went slipped it and didn't slipped it and
didn't a little further it goes.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Got a beautiful angel.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
What the matter?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
When you start? It's pretty start something you want to
kind of be humming with.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It's not an angel.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
I'm guessing you don't call in radio stations and requests.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Ah, we got you go for due. All right, well,
let's play this current events quiz bit. There, what are
we dealing with?
Speaker 8 (03:06):
What happens in Vegas sometimes happens above Vegas?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Case in point.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Coming up next one eight hundred Big Show you told
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right now.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Ready girls, Ready, okay, come yo.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Wis quiz.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Yi.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Let's say hey to Susan from Lincolnton, Georgia. Good morning, Susan,
Hello there, Hello Hello right better listen to Bedlin Win Well.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
Another only in Las Vegas attraction is making the news.
It's called Love Cloud. It's a twin engine Cessna airplane
that you can charter and officially join the legendary Mile
High Club. Pilot Anthony Blake will fly around for forty
five minutes while you and your significant other get Higgey
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and or Jiggy for the value price of just nine
hundred and ninety five bucks. Plane tricked out with a
twin air mattress. I'll say that again, a twin air
mattress with red satin sheets. And to give you what
passes for privacy in a twin engine Cessna, the pilot
wears noise castling headphones and closes the black curtain between
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the cockpit and the part of the plane where the
magic happens. So you know you should be fine. One
couple who took the flight says they heard some unusual
announcements on the PA during the flight, including a looks
like the only turbulence today will be the kind you
guys make b we've reached our cruising altitude. Feel free
to fool around around the cabin or see please return
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your fellow passenger to their original upright and locked position.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
What you got, susan, I'll say.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Forty five minutes? What am I gonna do for the
other forty three?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I can take you by whover damn too.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It sounds like it might be a perfect pilet. Yeah, yeah,
A perfect pilet going on. Hey, Susan worked out for you.
Maybe you got the liquid performance prize. Pick the audio book.
I was a teenage mall signer from my own Jeff Pillars,
and your name is in a hat for that pocket
utility knife with blade, nail file, scissors and bututane lighter.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Bututine not included.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
It was a twin air mattress with red sheet.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That's a joke, says, and you hang on with jacket.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Bottle money hour, Tommy, you knew right on the other side.
The Christmas tunes coming. Bike Turner's got one good Monday
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morning big shows on the radio. Here we go Christmas
tune from ike.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Ho.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
There's nothing like Hose for the holiday.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
They have no rese and spend it all alone.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
If you want to get freaking in a million ways, man,
the holidays.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
The time to get it on.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
I met a skank holders in Spartanburg and.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
She was kinky for making whooping. Dressed up like a
racing horse.
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I love being her jockey, but I got to saddle sore.
Speaker 11 (08:17):
All that booty is terrific long as you wink too specific,
There's nothing like Hose Father Holidays, let your love life.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Go to the Twilight zone.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
If you want to get busy in lots of crazy ways.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Man, the holidays the time to get it on.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah, there's nothing like hose for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You'll do things normal people won't conno.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
If you want you a rug, burning a special place
a man the holidays, that tantu get it on. I
knew hefer lived in Charleston, and it just drove her
nuts to get her keister spanked with big old candy canes,
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and so now I get a sugar rush when I
stare at butts.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
You don't need to get her boozy to bring out
her in a floozer.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Boy, there's nothing like hoes for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's a great time for wild notes to get song.
Speaker 12 (09:50):
You can leave all the skeezers in a horny haze,
cause the holidays the tATu get it out.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Good morning, Big show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Well, the summer movies keptain busy, and now we're getting
into the big holiday movie season. So let's find out
what he's seen. Welcome back to the Big Show. Rabbi
myron Berg snee Shallowie Hobies.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Hey, what's happening. Jon's Boyeman, Billy goyam bullover chair Rabbi.
Hey eh, midnight plowboy.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
I know I tried to keep you away from the
flowing introductions, but this one was weak.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
How so example, let him find out what he's seen.
Speaker 13 (11:03):
You might as well added, so we can wrap this
up and get back to the football scores in front. Joe, Well,
that was not my intention. Hey, look, Larry the stable boy.
If I'm not wanted, just say so. I'm a busy guy.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You know.
Speaker 13 (11:17):
The last thing I want to do is waste my
valuable time, including on your precious show. I got places
to go, have people to see.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I'm in demand.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Well, if you really need to go, you know, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I got nothing else to do.
Speaker 13 (11:31):
So on you wind up seeing Well, you know, there
wasn't much to choose from, but even if there was,
I'd have passed over all of them to see this
picture ghost Breakers afterwards?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well does this have anything to do with the female
version from a few years ago?
Speaker 13 (11:46):
No, thank god, please, this was much better. Not that
it would be that hard. I'm never de face two
Ghost Breakers movies. Well, this is sort of a sequel
to them. So was it about about two hours? It
won't come into much of you doing redneck stuff time. Now,
(12:06):
this takes place years after the original, when a single
mom and her two kids arrive in a small town.
They begin to discover their connection to the original Ghost
Bikers and the secret legacy that grandfather left behind.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
This movie right here brings back a little of that
old zip that the original had.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
You know, I saw a little tiny marshmallow man in
a commercial, So what about that disgusting slimer.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
No, Governor Cuomo is not in this.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That little green blob that needs everything.
Speaker 13 (12:41):
You're gonna need to be more specific. Yeah, he's back,
and so is the skinny chick with the flat top
handle that they fought at the end. Spoiler her light.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
She's still hot. Not my type, but between you and me,
i'd be all over that. Like filter seams.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Well, I kind of liked her too.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
Take a number, mister, but I'm gonna tell you it
was great fun. They even brought back the original Ghostbreakers.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Man, they are old. Two more movies and that will
be Ghost.
Speaker 13 (13:19):
That's a resident casts a lot of people I didn't know,
a bunch of noisy, nerdy kids.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I could have done without the mom. She's kind of hut.
Speaker 13 (13:28):
But the one guy I did recognize was that the
fellow that played the ant guy in that superhero movie.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
He's got a he's got a real likable way about him.
Seems like a nice boy. Of course, I'm talking about
the adorable Paul Newman.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Paul Rudd, Say what the actor is Paul Rudd.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I thought that was the guy who rolled all over
screaming the brandish.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That's Paul Revere.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I thought that was the guy who put shrimps on
the Bobbie doll and wrestled that game.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That's Paul Hogan.
Speaker 13 (14:02):
I thought that was the guy skin of Square, Sissy
Boy back and the sissy Boys were fun.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
That's that's Paul Limb.
Speaker 13 (14:11):
I thought that was the long winded guy who always
had to tell you about the rest of the story.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
That's Paul Harvey.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I thought that was a Congress guy who looked like
a hobbit.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
That's Ron Paul.
Speaker 13 (14:25):
I thought that was the guy with the big hat
who handed out crackers on Eastern That's Pope Paul.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Who am I thinking of?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Paul run?
Speaker 13 (14:34):
You know, he could have worn more people if he'd
ha drove instead of riding the horse guy.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
So what do you think I think he needs to
get back on the road and start yelling.
Speaker 13 (14:43):
The comies are here, The comies go on the movie. Well, this, this,
this is a good movie. There's no two ways about it.
And the end and they want to give nothing away.
But if you don't cry, you got no So I
get this movie four of the five yamakas. Let me
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tell you something for nothing. If you don't like this movie,
don't ever speak to me again.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
You dun to me. Frightened me. I fucked by nothing.
Speaker 13 (15:11):
Drop that you more if you don't like it, rolling
into a ball edge sticking at you.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
But you know you entitled you own opinion. I never
don't forget to see him that day.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
It's cheaper, good morning, big show's on the radio. Girls,
he'll get up about it.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I wanted no dog and take care of Oby myself.
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Oh, look, got her coming over here. She knows what
we're talking about it. You know, I brought her to
work the very first, you know, after the weekend.
Speaker 14 (15:50):
You remember that.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
It was Yeah, it was like a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
She told you to get it. You complained about it.
On Friday Saturday. We saw you at a remote you're like,
I love this. She's the girls right down everywhere, That's
what I said. So she's going with me everywhere because
she has been for eleven years now. But you might
have to reclaim the bed.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
And oh yeah yeah when I got back to Pearl
be in the bedroom crowd ladder which.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You come in the bedroom to let her in her idea.
Come on, I don't think we've been introduced, you are, yeah,
So anyway, yeah, so if you're thinking about getting the
bad yeah, go to the shelby. You're found the best one.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
I because not everybody is gonna have to kind of
luck out in the middle of the street like that.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Good Morning, I.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Got a Big Show on the radio, caving on the
final hour the broadcasts, and then about an hour after
that the podcast John Boy Miller's Lake Riser's Podcast and
get it all listen to it at the Big Show
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fun with some of our Christmas classics. This has gotten
to be one of the oldest that we've been playing
on The Big Show back during recorded during the CB cruise.
Oh I got it when Kung Fu was on TV
at the ten Cord Well is you got it? Rudolph
the redneck reindeer.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Route all the rednegarindy fo lucky strikes and dip snuff
and win it cong doo liquor.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
He couldn't ever get in enough.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
He carried a song off shot gun and always.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Slicked back his fur.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
All of the other rainders.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
All the time called him sir.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
That's how they got well.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
He lived in a double white trailer about a mile
from Sandy's house and on handy chin. Every Christmas Rudolph
would always get sound dead drunk to walk down to
the stable. Yeah worthy other rain there's would be hate
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worried because I'd spending two backer juice and punch out
two or three more like mame and get you take dunner.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
You'll let you get up wall. I'm give me the
lip now.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Meaning then one buggy Christmas Eve, Sandy came down to
Rudolph's trailer. Yeah, where Rudolph was lying in the bed
trying to get over last night's drunk.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Here. Then santy Claus saw Rudolph's bed covered with electorate bottles,
the macro juice all over him and cigarette butts all
over the floors. There he got real mane George, I ain't,
and he said to Rudolph, you'd better get on the
dead gum wagon and pull my sled tonight.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Boy about it.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Then that Rudolf didn't like his kind of loud talk
early in the morning, you know, so he reached over
and spit in the back of juice in the left eye.
Santy clauw then took a liquor bottle and busted it
over bed.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Let me said, get down the hell out of here.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
You get that gun bat hit me, no, but no willing.
You see, Santa Claus didn't like at a tall don't
I'm got a talk food off coming at him with
a bottle and all you know what that bottle that say,
Santa Claus has been taking kung fu lessons from this
Chinese elba no all summer longer while he didn't have
nothing to dow by what So he takes his right
hand there and slams it in the.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Root off his old facer.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
He just knocks him flat on the floor.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
You with off the red back rain.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
There had a very flood.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
In those and if you ever saw it, you would
even say it close. All of their rain deers now
lamb and drove back there. He calls Rudolf the red
naggarin deer.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
That's how your.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Noshot pray.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
Gotten.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
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Pillar's Madable now at Jeff Pillars books dot com. Hang on,
we play fort minutes but first, kicking off the season
with some of my favorite tunes. Oh it's one of
my favorites, not because it's me.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Well, okay, this.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Is Christmas song, especially for my friends and family. Co
worker's all right, settle back, just enjoy this.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Chip mogs roasting on a looping fine Thank you, Jed
frogs ripping.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Have your clothes, old tired Carara being.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Stung by a tar, and folks messed up by eskimone.
Speaker 15 (22:39):
Have a greybody. The turkey has a messy toes helps
to make the cheese and rice Joinese tots.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
The gold.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
We'll find it hard to cheat tonight because they know
that side tie's gonna change.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
He's loaded lots of poison goodies on his train.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
And every mother smiled in Johnny's eyes to see a
great big really no tieler guy. And so I ordering
this simple thing to kiss someone who might be you. Heloh,
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they say, Then they try any.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Way, Merry Christmas. That nice you too. Mike Brady called
up the Mike Brady. Mister Bray through and soround this
(24:37):
simple man. Everybody to kiss someone might be you?
Speaker 9 (24:47):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Have they said?
Speaker 6 (24:50):
They're they tried any wan see Christmas.
Speaker 15 (24:59):
Christmas.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
You my glasses, they shared. I want to tell you
the cat was hurtful and that when you.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
All right, Well, let's play wordy word one eight hundred
Big Show you told free line across America. You can
also go to Big Show dot com. Click the on
air contest button. You can't get through, Jackie, call you.
We'll team up plain next. Good morning, this is a
(25:55):
big show on the radio. Wrote into your Monday morning
and I video today got cat mounderpants. He's going grocery
shopping the Big Show dot com. So'll be sure to
resister John Boy's weekly stuff giveaway and a Kid that
Love is for Christmas as Sambass collectable die cast. Oh
(26:17):
three Christmas edition still in the box. You believe preserved.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
And right now, let's do it. I went to everybody's
head about the bed.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
The wordy word and a wordy word.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Clark from Jacksonville, North Carolina.
Good morning, Clark, Good morning, hey Bunny, get up, you
ain't hurt man. We got William from Mooresville, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Good morning, William. We all go boys, welcome in here.
Play us some worthy word.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
William, you were on team Tater and Randy Clark on
the John BOYNVILLEA side. We'll do two rounds thirty second.
A spinner's got our word tablets. William, you relax, me
and Clark will go for the first thirty second. All right, sorry,
(27:13):
hey Clark, are you ready?
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
All right, start the clock now. Uh you drive around
in a mini blank married man.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah all right, this is what you what the stockings
are made of, but what it looks like while you
wear these on your feet before you put your shoes on.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yes, all right, Mickey Mouse was a blank character. Yeah
all right.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
This is what you make with Hershey's chocolate and a
campfire smashing with marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yes, all right, Hey, hey, make me some of this.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Guy.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Sorry, are kind of stuck it up on my hand,
but we're going to four a great job on socks.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I'm hard on you.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I really think you should just wipe the board and start.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I pint your stockings hung by the chimney with taor
But those are see those are stockings. Well they look
like a big sock. I'm sorry it was in my head.
I had to say apologize. I didn't help us laughing
on the show.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Four four All right, now William and Tator from their
round one? Are you ready William.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Remember that last clue?
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Make me some remember that? Okay, ready go.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
Bill Cosby used to be a spokesperson for this blank. Yes,
you you wear you wear one of these on your foot?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
What do you wear?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
You are not old, but the opposite.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, uh no, as in like I got an.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
I have an old car, and you just bought yourself
a blank car. Yeah, these aren't really okay? Hey, hey,
how are blank? When I'm talking to Blank?
Speaker 14 (29:22):
Are you thank you?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
They're not.
Speaker 8 (29:27):
Show has a new character.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
All of a sudden, so tighter. You stumbled through a
four yourself there going.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
Because you yelled at me, yelling me.
Speaker 13 (29:39):
There's no yelling.
Speaker 16 (29:40):
William is like, not sure of your everything had a
question mark affrick, two idiots?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Did you get sh He was a little tough, all right.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
So after the smoke clears, it's four to four and
we headed around two.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
All right, remember Clark here with Billy. Are you ready, yes, sir,
and go.
Speaker 8 (30:07):
When you go to church, you sit on one of
these let's see rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
This is a color.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
The name of a color, not red, but yeah, yeah,
let's see. The two card in the deck is also
called the what card.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
There you go, let's see.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
The green movement wants to save the what planet, like
the weather and the you know, the temperatures. They want
to save the they're trying to be friendly to or
good to the.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
All right, well, Billy didn't stumble an ooh and a
a lot, but he only got three with.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Cards in his head. He just didn't say it out mouth.
Put on the.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Board, all right, So William and Randy, okay, all right,
three will tie and four will win.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
All right, Rand, if you get in trouble to do this,
I'm in trouble now.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
All right, William and Randy ready picking up on that
last one, by the way, go so the green, that's right.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Environment. Yeah, So this is a group or a place
where you have a bunch of trees. It's not the woods.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
It's called forest.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (31:20):
This is a type of liquor. It's white. It's not vodka. Yes,
tied up all right, rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
You didn't lose, you win. You sure did journey and
win when a boy eight to seven. So William, I'm
sorry it wasn't you.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
You know, I'm not that excited over this win.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Well, Clark now gone it. You can try again anytime, buddy.
We appreciate you playing on in Jacksonville this morning.
Speaker 15 (31:50):
Well I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You holiday, thank you man too, budd It has seasoned.
Greetings to you. And look at you there, William of Mooresville.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
You're a big old box of awesome prize pack coming
your way with Billy's audio book.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I was a teenage mall center.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You're the last name, and I had my daily stuff
at Pocket Utility NiFe.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
All right, great, can I give a shout out? Of
course you can.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
I want to say happy holidays to all the service
members out there doing everything for all of us.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
All right, William, good deal, buddy, you hang over, Jackie,
good morning, got the big show on the radio. Oh
and now you tell me so yeah, we thought we
thought he said environment, but then we're coming back.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Billy heard climate. Did you hear climate? Climate doom? I
heard environment?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Okay, Well, whatever you win, the important thing is it's.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
You heard the game.
Speaker 14 (32:48):
Uh, good deal.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
All right, Well let's move on to our classic bit
Request of the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Norm Haskins out of Dallas, North Carolina says, guys, love
to hear anything by Gary Busey.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Keep up the great work.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
And then let's go back here, since were just coming
off Thanksgiving holidays as we live abucy Thanksgiving in US diary.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
All right, we'll do that for you. Norm, coming up next,
(33:34):
Good Monday morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Classic be request this morning from Norm Haskins out of Dallas,
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
There you go, Norm It's time for the Diary of
Gary Busey.
Speaker 14 (33:50):
Dear Diary, this is garyacy.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Well Diary.
Speaker 14 (33:58):
We had our annual all star Hollywood Celebrity of Thanksgiving dinner.
This passed with you a time I can invite all
of the big shot show biz buddies over tie on
the feedback. This always a pretty big deal in the
guest list is the envy of the entertainment community. Why
I remember one year Bronson Pinchot and Luanda Page got
(34:23):
in a fistfight over the last spot. I awarded the
honor to the winner. Belkie and Anester in a rage,
settled a score inside of steel cage, knuckles, knuckles, boots
and buckles. Give him a wedgie and make me chuckle.
Luanda wins with a courthole slam. Have a seat and
past the ham feedback shot Well Diary. We didn't have
(34:49):
an empty seat again this year, star studded. It was
like a first class premiere. In fact, we even spray
painted the sidewalk red. I just wish we'd done it sooner.
There's red footprints all over the house. It looked like
the floorboards of OJ's Bronco. We were gonna put a
(35:11):
passel a while turkeys in the front yard till the
city of Malibu shut us down. Got a complaint from
Bobby de Niro. Seems to me after his last few movies,
he'd be a little more tolerant of turkeys. I saw
dirty Grandpa, mister de neir O. Congratulations on a big
fat zero no box office. Everybody was told to bring
(35:36):
a dish to pass. I do this on purpose to
keep him humble. They get too used to all these
lauded duh catered affairs. Of course, that blows up in
your face sometime, like the year Ray Walston and b
Arthur both brought a bread bowl with spinach dip. They
(35:57):
spent the whole time trying to sneak in each other stuff.
Before you know it, Maud and my favorite martian or
hollering at each other, and the pier six brawl that
ensued spilled into the street. They had to tase her
bee six times before she went down. It's a fight
to the finish because they both brought spinach. B Arthur's
(36:20):
the big gerl man t two first ones to show
up was Delta Burke and Gerald McCraney. Lord, they looked
like the number ten coming up the sidewalk. As times
like that, I thank god I put in them double doors.
(36:41):
I had to pull a steamer trunk out of the
attic for it to sit on, and she pulled it
up right in front of the hoar nerve table and
went to town. All I heard was and before you
know if the appetizer table was cleaner than Lance Bassa's backside.
(37:01):
Former heifer Kirsty Alley showed up with a vegetable tray.
I was so proud of her until I found her
in the kitchen snorting lines of ready Whip off Christopher
Lloyd's chest. Corey Pelvis showed up. He wasn't invited, but
he showed up, started doing his rap music act on
(37:23):
the back deck. He was easy to get rid of.
I showed him a baggy of bacon soda and thrown
it over the railing. I think the trees slowed him
down before he hit the rocks. He must have been
comfortable though he's still laying down there. Hey, little Corey,
here's a bedtime story. Cover up with leaves and try
(37:43):
not to snorre naughty nights, Sleep tight don't let the
crackles bite.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
They'll it. Heck you.
Speaker 14 (37:51):
Caesar Melan RSVP. He got a little deep into the
old Aquila kept trying to paper train Brent Butler. Mission accomplished,
but it took an entire Sunday La Times. Surprising appearance
by Reba McIntyre.
Speaker 13 (38:09):
Yeah yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 14 (38:13):
She was invited. Her tahoe broke down out front. She
stayed long enought to get hit on by Mickey Rourke,
who thought she was Nanette Fabrae. I sprung little bitty
Cat Williams out of County lock up long enough to
get him a good, solid, home cooked meal. The best
(38:35):
part was that he is so small that we hit
him in the turkey. And when Dave Coolier went to
carve it, Cat popped his head out and said, do
not carve me. I am a boy, good thing. Old
Dave was about the same size as Crazy Frankie. He
didn't have to spend the rest of the day and
(38:56):
pooped out drawers. When it come time to tiel the feedback,
it was like dinner tie of the zoo. The clanking
a clank of forks on the plate said that sound
to everybody else laughing and having a good time. Did
my heart good? I sat back and quietly said thanks
to the Good Lord for all the food and the friends.
(39:19):
But when the smoke cleared, there weren't a scrap of
wood left except for that pecan pie that Katelyn Jenner brought.
No one was sure where she got the nuts. Well, Diary,
I got the skidaddle. I'm sponsoring Mindy con Over to
(39:40):
Jenny Craig. She ate her way out of a kiddie
pooling that her pudding and figured this time for a chain.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Until next time.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Diary X's and o's Gary.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Percy, Good morning, there's a big sew on the radio.
(40:21):
Run it to your Monday, November the twenty ninth. Yeah,
giving away stuff out of the office. I'm finding Christmas
stuff here for our on line giveaways. I go do
the pile, get up cool Christmas stuff. We gotta go
and regsture to win this week a Sambass collectible diecast car,
the two thousand and three Christmas edition. Check it out
(40:45):
home line and rest at the Big Show dot Com.
Now the winner for my daily Stuff today it's a
pocket utility knife with knife blade nail file scissors, buttane lighter,
mutine not inclusive and the winner goes to the winner
of out Burst, our first contest of the morning. You
know it's you, Lee Lee Miller from Leesburg, Georgia. Right,
(41:10):
that's the most wonderful time of the year. And the
John Boy and Billy podcast, John Boy and Billy's Late
Rogers Edition will be on h where you get you
podcasts before high noon today. Any of the big show
you miss as we kicked off our Christmas songs. You
got it all and ready puts it up so you
can bring it down works. You have such a sales
(41:34):
he tells the story.
Speaker 15 (41:37):
You know he can't.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
When he came back from vacation, he complained to me,
you know, I've been giving me all this stuff that
doesn't look like anything's gone.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
From the office.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Everything you've been given away basically would fit in one pocket.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
One of your pockets ever since you told me how
much postage was costing me.
Speaker 13 (41:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Well, hey, wait a minute, there's my phone. My duck
ringtone has called me. Looks like we're over Billy, take
us home.
Speaker 14 (42:00):
I know here, buddy, I'll let you get in.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Commissioner Gordon, get to.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
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Y'all have a great rest of your Monday. We'll be
back at it on tomorrow. We love you and we
mean it. Mose are crapping in our houses and we're
picking it up. Did we lose a war that's not America,
that's not even Mexico. Shut up, Former
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