August 11, 2025 • 38 mins
Monday (pt 2of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re honoring Terry Hanson! - so we’ll pull out some of his best - and worst memories all morning.. - We’ll start out with the Top 10 Things You’ll Never Hear Hanson Say.. - Then on to his world famous Turd Polish.. - Debbie Dunbar has been gossiping again - we’ll ease drop on her back yard conversation.. - We’ll get Hanson on the phone for an update on how his “retirement” is going.. - We’ll fill a request for Oliver’s “Three Wide”.. - and we’ll wrap up with some more Deep Thoughts from Mary Jane…
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Good morning, A big shows on the radio right at
the bottom of the hour, and let's play.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Let's go to phone hay Color nine. Who is his?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hello, Ed Greer, Where are you Nashville, Tennessee?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
All right?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Ed?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
In music City? You driving down a road? You're working
with you, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'm heading into work, all.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Right, Ed. Let's say we can send you in a
winter this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Make you feel good about your job. You feel good
about your job?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Ed, your job?
Speaker 6 (00:42):
I feel real good about it.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I work from a fifth.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh man, not the best.
Speaker 7 (00:46):
They can't complain about the boss, can you?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
All right? Man? Well ed?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
On this date in nineteen thirteen, the zipper was patented
by Swedish born engineer Gideon on the back of Hoboken,
New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay, talk on the zipper for thirty seconds without saying.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Ready, go, I used a zipper daily.
Speaker 8 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Here's an important tip when you're hosting the don't say a.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Game listen for uh and.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No kidding. And it wasn't one of these little subtle ones.
It was like, all right, then that's a good try.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Buddy goes there out on your employees.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Alright man, Hello, big show who is this? Hello? Mark,
how are you?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm gonna go ahead and get a winner, so we'll
have at least three people to draw from for the
Kendy's Base trip.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm sure the other two people really approve.
Speaker 9 (02:00):
No, Mark, who is his? I mean, all right, here's
another tip. When you're talking, pay attention to yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You wrote Mark on the board, so I was gonna ask,
so I read it.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
It's still asked, Mark, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Okay? All right? Where are we? Sometimes, y'all, he just
pretends to be stupid. Then there are times like just now,
if this is one of them, Mark, Yeah, zipper thirty seconds? No, dull,
go every day?
Speaker 8 (02:35):
What am I supposed to be doing?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Not saying uh and talking about the zipper? Let me
stop it.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
The zipper?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah yeah, not saying uh or and talking about the
zipper for thirty seconds.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
The zipper, your pants zipper, well.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Just any zipper.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
The zipper was patented this guy on the State in
nineteen thirteen.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Go the zipper is a good, good thing. Keep your
pants up, keeps your shirt on, It goes up and down.
The zipper is a great and invention. I use my
zipper every day. I think everybody should have a zipper.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I will.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
Buy clothes with zips.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And I like it.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
They did.
Speaker 10 (03:30):
Oh did I win?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah? Mark, you did it.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Man, I have a zipper Jones. A zipper Jones is
when you love zipper so much you are locking junk.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
That was tough, but you did a good job.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Good work.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Mark.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Where are you man?
Speaker 8 (03:45):
I'm in Savannah, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
All right, buddies, Jackie gets your information.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Eyes you in the drive with Kenny Space and you
got dead fifty.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
About the money hour.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
On top of you a new I tell you about
getting us a ray from a rapert remembered rape segment
on the other side, Good morning to make shows on
(04:43):
the radio, rapes in a studio. Remembering when school children
were encouraged to save by buying US savings bonds.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
One of the many ways the government got Americans to
pull together and sacrifice for the war effort of World
War II. Who was encouraging us to buy US savings bonds?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
All of us?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I remember well how we school children could buy bonds
on the installment plan. Seems to me we had a
book which we could put a twenty five cent stamp
into every week, A savings stamp until we had enough
for an eighteen dollars bond, which, of course we kept
it long enough it would mature. I remember the signs
in the windows, a figure of a minute man standing
tall with his rifle, with the words for defense by
(05:28):
United States savings bonds. I remember filling a couple of
those stamp books, and after the war cashed the bonds
in I think for twenty dollars when they reached the
earliest maturity for generations. The government urged Americans to buy
savings bonds as part of their patriotic duty. So what
is the government doing eliminating paper savings bonds? The only
(05:51):
way to buy savings bonds is directly from the Treasury
Department online. Here we go again, a mainstay of American
finance since the nineteen thirties, paper bonds have been eliminated
as a government cost saving measure. Yes, sir, even such
a safe and sound thing as a US savings bond
has gone electronic.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
And that's sad.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
You have to put your Social Security number on the
complicated application to no way I'm putting that online.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Robert D.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Rayford, rugal traditionalist of the John Boyne Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Good morning big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Here we go, It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 11 (07:02):
Dear Dairy, This is Gary beauy well Diary. This has
been another topsy turvy week for your boy. It all
turned out okay in the end, but boy, it was
hit and miss for a good bit. It all started
with a mix up for a movie audition. It should
(07:22):
have been easy peasy, turned out sleazy, cheesy. In other words,
just perfect. Hank toot, pass the fruit, give me the
script to show me the lute yot. I was outstanding
in the line at Pink's Hot Dogs when I overheard
these young and talking about this hot new movie that
(07:45):
was casting in town. But the director was having a
hard time finding in the Hollywood superstars interested in auditioning.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Now see diary A.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
I've always believed in sharing my great success with those
in need.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It's how I got.
Speaker 11 (07:58):
The role of the gingerbread in the movie series of
the same name, parts one, two, and three, Not to Break.
We were number seven with a bullet in Malaysia, Bangkok
and the Lesser Antilles. So I asked the kid in
front of what the skin he was on this new picture,
and he handed me the breakdown, Fame Force Hell. I
(08:21):
didn't need to read no more. The title said it all.
This is going to be a superhero picture with super
powered superstars. Sign me up, give me the scissors and
take down the drapes. Superbucy needs him a cape, leaping
tall buildings in a bending steel and once in a
while maybe.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Coping a field.
Speaker 11 (08:43):
The top is kind of too bad. I don't want
to hot down Boobey may jiggle when you giggle tee.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You made me pee.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
So I called the producer directly and told him I
was interested. He could not believe that someone as famous
as yours truly would be interested. I assured him I
was very open minded about such projects, and he sent
me the contract. I signed it, and we was off
of to the races. I showed up the next day
for a wardrobe fitting and I was kind of thrown
(09:13):
for a loop. They had me trying on all sorts
of outfits. They was a little loud, not much spandex,
and that was disappointed because Spandex really shows off the
old goodie basket yea.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Ye ye yea, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 11 (09:26):
Lots of sequins and feather boas and heels. How the
hell do you fight super villains and six inch heels?
I figured it might be time to read the script
now as I've got older. My eyesight ain't worth the damn,
especially since I hold you one peeper.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Blinky Blinky Winky Winky.
Speaker 11 (09:46):
But I misread the title of the movie. It wasn't
Fame Force, it was Flame Force. I totally missed that
ill it is a superhero flick as I read the
description of group of non binary LGBTQ meta humans battling
evil for gay freedom, Jimminy Christmas kicking the nuts. Gary's
(10:08):
playing you know what, I can't believe. It ain't no
way here comes Bucy Queen for a day. Turns out
I was playing the leader of the group, kind of
like Charlie and Charlie's Angels, you know, Coco, Little Pebbles,
the Alternative Lifestyle brain Trust. I tried to explain to
(10:31):
the director that I didn't quite understand what the project was,
but he already had Jack Black, paton Oswalden Azizan sorry
drop out. When you lose stars like that, you gotta
have somebody, and I was his last name, So Diary,
your boy was stuck. It was a notmare I couldn't
remember everyone's pronouns. My usual doc bud and brother didn't
(10:53):
cut it.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
He her z zer, whim, wham, wibblewobble, dip nidab doot.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
What the hell?
Speaker 11 (11:02):
There was danger at every turn. I kind of loosened up,
if you pardon the expression, as time went along. And
if it wasn't for the vitamins the makeup guy gave me,
I don't think I would have made it. Unfortune Ately,
those vitamins turned out to be estrogen. I hope it
wears off soon. I'm getting tired of crying during long
(11:22):
distance commercials. Give me a spoon to make me gag.
Gary's tired of dressed in drag. From now on, I'll
read the fine print. Even if I got a squint.
I promise to turn down every role, even if they
got me playing cord hole E well Diarry, I got
(11:43):
Jiski doo. I'm having lunch with some of the drag
queens Pfizer Manelli, Haltosis, Euretha Franklin and Rohnda Sentis.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Then we're all going lingerie.
Speaker 11 (12:01):
Shopping up the Little Dale Drive. All that estrogen's got
me up another cup size until max time Diary, X's
and O's Gary be you see.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That mony y'all big show it's on your radio.
Speaker 12 (12:21):
Hello, you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping. The John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me. Ooh whah,
(12:46):
oohvah oh.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
See what I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. All right,
we're gonna call Hanson. Better call Hansen in just a
couple of minutes. First, won't do this, This was something
ready fell I. We got all about this.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
So we said, well, Billy and Hanson I got together
so jokes we could never ever tell on the air,
nor would we want to.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
But Hanson had some really good ones, and so does Billy.
The ones that you can't tell.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Well, so decided just do the punchlines, all right. So
here it is this episode of punchlines with Billy and Handsome.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
All the other boys. Just leave her hanging out there
on the tree.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Because he can't make a fist.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
No, it's from my elbow. The girls never showed up.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Just take that buck off her head. I want to
kiss her.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
And if you don't stop turning that screw, you're gonna
have a beard.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And every time I got a dozen balls, I sold them.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
I rang the doorbell, didn't I And that's when I kicked.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Her in the face, off the porch and into the bushes.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Quit laughing, Doc, it's been swelled up like this for
a Week's.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Been a lake turned green. And the campbell just walked.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Off, and Gomer says, surprise, surprise, lady.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I don't know anything about Japanese cars.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
If you get up, daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Now work that broad with the toothache.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Reck them.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It killed him And see.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play wordy word. Actually, we got a very special wordy
word you can win in a sort of a swag
from World lawn Mowers, World Lawns Tough on Grass, easy
on you wallet. Look for the link at the Big
Show dot com. Very special because it involves our tribute
Man of the Morning, Come get you tribute. Terry Hanson
(15:56):
and his malatial estate in Saint Louis, Missouri, joins us
live this morning.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Good morning, mister Hanson.
Speaker 13 (16:04):
I don't think i'd want to be there for this tribute.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
We've been having a ball with you, buddy. Brings back
some good old memories when you were in the studio.
How many years were you in the studio with us,
Terri for I was in there.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
I was in there from two thousand and six until
I left and the end of twenty nineteen. And then
our relationship, guys started, as you remember, in nineteen ninety five.
So I was with John Boy and Bully from ninety
five up through your right now today.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Working for a while, working behind the scenes beforehand before
we got to have you in the studio for a while.
That's awesome. So all right, so tered, So I know,
thanks going great for Saint Louis. We're being the grandkids
and having a big time and we're here. You're cranking
up Hanson Enterprises. Gonna be reuniting with Chip Carry, who
(16:56):
I really enjoyed on Braves Games, the son of Skip
and grandson of Harry Carey. Of course, that is so awesome, Terry,
and I want to get you on and tell us
and our listeners a little bit about what you got
going on, buddy.
Speaker 13 (17:09):
Okay, yeah, well, Chip and I have reunited he was
my intern in Atlanta, and he's been in Saint Louis.
Now this is his third year as a voice of
the Saint Louis Cardinals, you know, my Saint Louis Cardinals.
So he's been here three years. He had been in Seattle, Fox,
Chicago Cubs, the Braves and now here. And like you said,
(17:30):
he's it's a kind of like a family thing with me.
I mean, Skip was my buddy. He kind of asked
me to keep a look out for his kids, which
I've done. You know, You've got Chip and his brother Josh,
and then now Stephen and Chris. So it's the family
broadcasting businesses. What the carries are in man, that is awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
That is awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
And that was need j And what spurred made all
this Randon got the press release about you know, you
and Chip reuniting.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
So so is he like the TV voice of the
Saint Louis Cardinals. Yes, he is.
Speaker 13 (18:07):
He's a television voice of the Saint Louis Cardinals. And
you've I've seen rabbit rabbit markets for teams. Nobody is
more enthusiastic than the people in Saint Louis. And he's
and he's come home again. I mean he was born
here and the name Carrie in this town, I mean
it plays. I mean, Harry is still remembered by just
(18:29):
about everybody.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
So and and Terry to Harry carry that. I remember
him from the Chicago Cubs. Was he was Saint Louis before?
Speaker 13 (18:38):
Yes, yes he was. He was with the Cardinals before that.
Then he then he went to the White Sox for
a year, and then he went to the Cubs where
he had that long run with them, and he was terrific.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
That's it. So then Skip, his son was was the
Braves his first job?
Speaker 13 (18:59):
Uh, Skipp's first job? Yeah, well in baseball it was
he he came to Atlanta with the Hawks from Saint
Louis and while he was there in Atlanta he picked
up the Braves as well. And I mean what a
broadcaster he was. And I know you may end up
running a piece I did on him in twenty four
(19:20):
when Skipp liked to play with me a little bit around.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Was his boss? Absolutely, And I wanted to tell you
all that that aired about an hour ago on the
Big Show. So you can go to the John Woymilly
Late Risers podcast. It'll be right there on the podcast
and listen to that the first of the part two
of our of our podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
When it comes out like.
Speaker 13 (19:41):
That, you know, I'm getting the band back together this year, Johnny.
I've got Barney Hinkel who worked for me at the
tour PGA Tour and then years at Anheuser Bush and
now living his best life out in San Diego in
his childhood home. So he's going to be the guy
out selling this stuff. And it's kind of funny how
(20:03):
this thing works. I mean, you guys got Fold of
Honor on your air. Glenn green Span he also worked
with me at the PGA Tour, then he was at
a Gusha National and he finished up with Tiger Woods
and now he's with the Folds of Honor. And Chip
and I have just been named ambassadors for the Folds
(20:25):
of Honor, so we're looking forward to that. And uh
and he starts today. Today is a day that Barney
goes to the marketplace and starts trying to sell these endorsements.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Nice awesome, good deal. Well, all right, hands and we
want to keep up with you, buddy. Now you back
in action. I knew once I got you all Thatt Couch,
it wouldn't set you in motion.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Now, buddy.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
So by the way, you suck at retirement, you suck
at retirement, right. We got a lot of that with
our friends going around. Yeah you do, all right, Terry,
We love you.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Yeah, let me quickly, okay, first commercial is gonna be
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I'm the first commercial
with with Chip is gonna be him sitting in front
of a radio, all time radio and Harry Carey's voice
is gonna be on there and he and his signature
tone was it might be out of here, it could
(21:18):
be it is a home run, and then Chip will
stand up and say, I'll tell you what a home
run is. That's where you're gonna buy your next car.
So that's kind of how the commercial is gonna work.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Man, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
So anybody that would like to get in on the
ground floor contact Handsome Enterprises right there.
Speaker 13 (21:36):
All right, well, first come first serve on who gets
this commercial because I think it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Be hot, awesome. Alright, Terre, keep us on, keep us updated. Buddy,
We love you, you mean all right? All right? All right?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
How you going for our special Wordy Word Impression Edition
featured high Man Come.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Get You Tribute up next. Good morning, everybody got to
(22:20):
big show on your radio. It looked like it's Dome.
I went everybody's head about the bad wordy words, wordy word.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Let's make the contest us. We got Odie, I've got
a great bend Kansas.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Good morning, Odie, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You're playing James out of Savannah, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Good morning, James, Good morning man. You do it doing good?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
All right, Odie, you got John Boyd Billy on your side. James,
you between Terry and Tator. And as we said last week,
we decided to try new kind of category impersonations. We
are gonna impersonate the man or woman or character.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, that's exactly it.
Speaker 11 (23:06):
Just like you can say if you can't do the voice,
you can say what the character might say.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Well, you gotta try to do the You gotta try
it to make it work.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Terry, I've only got's got one.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Maybe it'll be Art Fern from the.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
All right, well let's see how it goes. Odie and
James being guinea pigs on the other side of the line. Alright,
Odie is going to be me and you for the
first thirty seconds.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
All right, all right, that's good.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Alright, impersonations. Name who we impersonate? Okay, alright, Odie, me
and you ready go. Hey, hey, I'm a cowboy, now
talk like this.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
All right.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Woo Larry Cheese, Larry Cheese.
Speaker 11 (23:58):
Woooo oh man, you just what the name?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I have no hair?
Speaker 14 (24:05):
Hair?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah? Alrighty oh he dead rebbit.
Speaker 13 (24:11):
Give me a.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I got I got gune Yeah, all right, I'm blake
Blank to sailor man Pervy three.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Alright, sure, yeah, I know handsOn wants to go first.
This is the only impersonation that he can do. Alrighty,
al right, now, James you were up?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Are you ready? Lam Jameson Hansen ready go like spinach.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Oh my b oh, you silly moose.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I'm a silly moose. Wooo, I'm wrestler.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
You go.
Speaker 15 (25:06):
I'm picking my teeth. Uh, I don't know how to
take the talks. I'm again, I'm picking my teeth. Hands
if you are terrible of that, and you tied me
three to three.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
After round one?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
That all three to three?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Al right, out of my teeth. Alright now, Odie.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Odie is back up thirty seconds with Billy picking up
over that last one.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I don't think he has some slue hell bitty oh
playing Odie and Billy ready go.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
I'm a secret agent baby.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Oh there you go? Awesome. All right, let's see I
was in that movie sling Blade. No, this is my
character's name. Oh man, only show but three times a month.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh wow, man, this ain't gonna help much.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
You got trouble with trouble with Curly. I don't think
it's gonna get Yeah, you know he ain't.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No count.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Add one to the score. Odie has four. And now
here's the impersonation, Princess honor. James.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
You got it all laid out there for you. All right,
one will tie too, will win? Alrighty Tyler Tayler and
James ready go?
Speaker 11 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (26:52):
God man, this is an actor, he says, No voys stupid.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
You know what I mean? Who wah, Charlie. I'm just
getting started.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh Manney, what you had to James wins five to four?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah, you should have done that with hermit impersonation. This
is a guy that plagued All right, you know we
did this for you.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
You know what, We talked about this for three days later.
That's all right, you won, You got the victory.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
You and.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
All right, HODI don'g going. It came up a little short,
but you try again.
Speaker 10 (27:58):
All right, you shout out, no boy.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Woop whoop whoop my curly impersonation.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
Yeah, go ahead, even though I am kind of a
sore loser like you shut out to all the people
that make the old tools, my cousin, the Milkman, and
my favorite cracker Bobo.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
All right, we appreciate you all boys and Kansas listening
to Big Show.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
Oh, he tried you.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
All right, man, you have a good day. Hey, James, gratulations, buddy.
You hang on, Jack, You'll hook you up.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
That sounds good.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Alright, it was good for you. You don't get better, right,
Joe front of Big Show. Good morning, got the Big
Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Big request time, Josh, buzz me out of Lexington, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
All right, Josh, good to hear.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
From you, buddy. He requests Oliver's three wide songs. All right, Josh,
you got it coming up next. Good morning, there's a.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
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hear about this time Monday through Friday.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Hit us up on the John More Miller Facebook page.
Today's requests all about Big Show. Listener Josh Buzzman and Lexington,
South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Here go josh.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, loading, rolling, load, then rolling, rolling, rolling,
free wall, keep rolling, rolling, rolling, though then les are swollen.
Keep them rascals rolling three wall through breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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They'll never get no thinner nearly thirty feet inside by side.
Don't stand too close and linger. You might just lose
a finger. Their appetite will not be Beat them up,
chow chow down, beat them up wide, holds them off,
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clean them up, hose them off.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Clean them up.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
Three wall, keep feeding, feeding, feeding more than they are needing.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Thank god, they ain't breeding.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Three wall.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Don't put them on a diet.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
They'll kill you if you try it, and then they'll
make some jerky from your hard You know that they
ain't fooling when they commenced to ruling. They need the
car before their next ride. Beat them up, chou chound
down them up, three wine, hold them all, clean them up, hold.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Them off, clean them up.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Three wall.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Come on, gals, keep moving. You've been thrown out of
the canoes before. Come on, single file. Now that's right, hey,
watch out for those children. Now take it right at
the Spencers and the food corn is riding around the corner.
Oh pay come back, Feed them up, jound down, feed
them up, free wine, hold them off, clean them up,
(31:44):
hold them off, clean them up.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Three walls holding, holding holding, three wall, three wide.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
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Something please, y'all so cool, y'all know, twenty twenty is like,
really change how I look at life. Like Last year
my motto was every day do it like at least
one thing that scares you. This year, my motto is,
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every day do at least one thing.
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Around there.
Speaker 11 (33:48):
Just do it, y'all.
Speaker 16 (33:51):
Remember when your parents taught you not to believe everything
you see on TV. These are the same people that
believe every and they see on face that light bulb
was such a good idea they turned it into the
international cartoon symbol for good idea.
Speaker 17 (34:17):
You know, I think one of the best.
Speaker 16 (34:18):
Things about having a pet, so you're a lot less
freaked out when you hear a weird noise in the
house in the middle of the night. I'm safe fers.
You don't realize how fast you're moving when you stand up,
so you accidentally hit your head on something.
Speaker 14 (34:43):
Wow.
Speaker 16 (34:45):
And it would make a lot more sense if our
second set of teeth like came in when we're old
instead of when we're young. That's when you need um.
I'd explain this to you. That dude that invented the
first invention also invented invention.
Speaker 17 (35:12):
I mean, okay, it's okay, get on the same plane
with me.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Man.
Speaker 16 (35:25):
I was thinking, one banana is always a perfect amount
of banana, because you never see somebody like eat two banana.
I'm like, when somebody says great question, I never really
hear their answer. I mean, I'm too busy congratulating myself
for asking such.
Speaker 17 (35:44):
A great.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
H five.
Speaker 16 (35:49):
Then, jan, I wonder how many different animals we tried
to ride before we figured out that like horses were
cool with it. Dude, I got an idea for a
new board game, Millennial Monopoly. You just keep going around
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and round the board, paying rent because you never have
enough money to buy anything, and they don't want to
take care of a yard. When you're a kid, think
about it. You can't wait to be old enough to
do like grown up stuff. But when you get older,
(36:38):
all you want to do is take a nap and
have somebody give you a snack when you wake up.
About that time, all right, one more. They say your
eyelashes are there to protect your eyes. But when you
get something stuck in your eye, nine times out of ten,
(37:01):
it's an eye lad. Oh wow, it's an eye lad.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
I still don't get it.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
It goes.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I'm there to protect your eyes.
Speaker 16 (37:14):
Oh, I just I'm not sure he's the smart one
of the groups.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
We'll give him some of those brownies that you sent
over the other night.
Speaker 16 (37:24):
Oh that's pretty much different now, Okay, you keep rocking over, hurrikay,
Thank you.
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Good morning, A big shows on the radio right at
the bottom of the hour, and let's play.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Let's go to phone hay Color nine. Who is his?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hello, Ed Greer, Where are you Nashville, Tennessee?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
All right?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Ed?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
In music City? You driving down a road? You're working
with you, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'm heading into work, all.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Right, Ed. Let's say we can send you in a
winter this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Make you feel good about your job. You feel good
about your job?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Ed, your job?
Speaker 6 (00:42):
I feel real good about it.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I work from a fifth.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh man, not the best.
Speaker 7 (00:46):
They can't complain about the boss, can you?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
All right? Man? Well ed?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
On this date in nineteen thirteen, the zipper was patented
by Swedish born engineer Gideon on the back of Hoboken,
New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay, talk on the zipper for thirty seconds without saying.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Ready, go, I used a zipper daily.
Speaker 8 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Here's an important tip when you're hosting the don't say a.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Game listen for uh and.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No kidding. And it wasn't one of these little subtle ones.
It was like, all right, then that's a good try.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Buddy goes there out on your employees.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Alright man, Hello, big show who is this? Hello? Mark,
how are you?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm gonna go ahead and get a winner, so we'll
have at least three people to draw from for the
Kendy's Base trip.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm sure the other two people really approve.
Speaker 9 (02:00):
No, Mark, who is his? I mean, all right, here's
another tip. When you're talking, pay attention to yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You wrote Mark on the board, so I was gonna ask,
so I read it.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
It's still asked, Mark, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Okay? All right? Where are we? Sometimes, y'all, he just
pretends to be stupid. Then there are times like just now,
if this is one of them, Mark, Yeah, zipper thirty seconds? No, dull,
go every day?
Speaker 8 (02:35):
What am I supposed to be doing?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Not saying uh and talking about the zipper? Let me
stop it.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
The zipper?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah yeah, not saying uh or and talking about the
zipper for thirty seconds.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
The zipper, your pants zipper, well.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Just any zipper.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
The zipper was patented this guy on the State in
nineteen thirteen.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Go the zipper is a good, good thing. Keep your
pants up, keeps your shirt on, It goes up and down.
The zipper is a great and invention. I use my
zipper every day. I think everybody should have a zipper.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I will.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
Buy clothes with zips.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And I like it.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
They did.
Speaker 10 (03:30):
Oh did I win?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah? Mark, you did it.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Man, I have a zipper Jones. A zipper Jones is
when you love zipper so much you are locking junk.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
That was tough, but you did a good job.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Good work.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Mark.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Where are you man?
Speaker 8 (03:45):
I'm in Savannah, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
All right, buddies, Jackie gets your information.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Eyes you in the drive with Kenny Space and you
got dead fifty.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
About the money hour.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
On top of you a new I tell you about
getting us a ray from a rapert remembered rape segment
on the other side, Good morning to make shows on
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the radio, rapes in a studio. Remembering when school children
were encouraged to save by buying US savings bonds.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
One of the many ways the government got Americans to
pull together and sacrifice for the war effort of World
War II. Who was encouraging us to buy US savings bonds?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
All of us?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I remember well how we school children could buy bonds
on the installment plan. Seems to me we had a
book which we could put a twenty five cent stamp
into every week, A savings stamp until we had enough
for an eighteen dollars bond, which, of course we kept
it long enough it would mature. I remember the signs
in the windows, a figure of a minute man standing
tall with his rifle, with the words for defense by
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United States savings bonds. I remember filling a couple of
those stamp books, and after the war cashed the bonds
in I think for twenty dollars when they reached the
earliest maturity for generations. The government urged Americans to buy
savings bonds as part of their patriotic duty. So what
is the government doing eliminating paper savings bonds? The only
(05:51):
way to buy savings bonds is directly from the Treasury
Department online. Here we go again, a mainstay of American
finance since the nineteen thirties, paper bonds have been eliminated
as a government cost saving measure. Yes, sir, even such
a safe and sound thing as a US savings bond
has gone electronic.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
And that's sad.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
You have to put your Social Security number on the
complicated application to no way I'm putting that online.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Robert D.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Rayford, rugal traditionalist of the John Boyne Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Good morning big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Here we go, It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 11 (07:02):
Dear Dairy, This is Gary beauy well Diary. This has
been another topsy turvy week for your boy. It all
turned out okay in the end, but boy, it was
hit and miss for a good bit. It all started
with a mix up for a movie audition. It should
(07:22):
have been easy peasy, turned out sleazy, cheesy. In other words,
just perfect. Hank toot, pass the fruit, give me the
script to show me the lute yot. I was outstanding
in the line at Pink's Hot Dogs when I overheard
these young and talking about this hot new movie that
(07:45):
was casting in town. But the director was having a
hard time finding in the Hollywood superstars interested in auditioning.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Now see diary A.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
I've always believed in sharing my great success with those
in need.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It's how I got.
Speaker 11 (07:58):
The role of the gingerbread in the movie series of
the same name, parts one, two, and three, Not to Break.
We were number seven with a bullet in Malaysia, Bangkok
and the Lesser Antilles. So I asked the kid in
front of what the skin he was on this new picture,
and he handed me the breakdown, Fame Force Hell. I
(08:21):
didn't need to read no more. The title said it all.
This is going to be a superhero picture with super
powered superstars. Sign me up, give me the scissors and
take down the drapes. Superbucy needs him a cape, leaping
tall buildings in a bending steel and once in a
while maybe.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Coping a field.
Speaker 11 (08:43):
The top is kind of too bad. I don't want
to hot down Boobey may jiggle when you giggle tee.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You made me pee.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
So I called the producer directly and told him I
was interested. He could not believe that someone as famous
as yours truly would be interested. I assured him I
was very open minded about such projects, and he sent
me the contract. I signed it, and we was off
of to the races. I showed up the next day
for a wardrobe fitting and I was kind of thrown
(09:13):
for a loop. They had me trying on all sorts
of outfits. They was a little loud, not much spandex,
and that was disappointed because Spandex really shows off the
old goodie basket yea.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Ye ye yea, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 11 (09:26):
Lots of sequins and feather boas and heels. How the
hell do you fight super villains and six inch heels?
I figured it might be time to read the script
now as I've got older. My eyesight ain't worth the damn,
especially since I hold you one peeper.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Blinky Blinky Winky Winky.
Speaker 11 (09:46):
But I misread the title of the movie. It wasn't
Fame Force, it was Flame Force. I totally missed that
ill it is a superhero flick as I read the
description of group of non binary LGBTQ meta humans battling
evil for gay freedom, Jimminy Christmas kicking the nuts. Gary's
(10:08):
playing you know what, I can't believe. It ain't no
way here comes Bucy Queen for a day. Turns out
I was playing the leader of the group, kind of
like Charlie and Charlie's Angels, you know, Coco, Little Pebbles,
the Alternative Lifestyle brain Trust. I tried to explain to
(10:31):
the director that I didn't quite understand what the project was,
but he already had Jack Black, paton Oswalden Azizan sorry
drop out. When you lose stars like that, you gotta
have somebody, and I was his last name, So Diary,
your boy was stuck. It was a notmare I couldn't
remember everyone's pronouns. My usual doc bud and brother didn't
(10:53):
cut it.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
He her z zer, whim, wham, wibblewobble, dip nidab doot.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
What the hell?
Speaker 11 (11:02):
There was danger at every turn. I kind of loosened up,
if you pardon the expression, as time went along. And
if it wasn't for the vitamins the makeup guy gave me,
I don't think I would have made it. Unfortune Ately,
those vitamins turned out to be estrogen. I hope it
wears off soon. I'm getting tired of crying during long
(11:22):
distance commercials. Give me a spoon to make me gag.
Gary's tired of dressed in drag. From now on, I'll
read the fine print. Even if I got a squint.
I promise to turn down every role, even if they
got me playing cord hole E well Diarry, I got
(11:43):
Jiski doo. I'm having lunch with some of the drag
queens Pfizer Manelli, Haltosis, Euretha Franklin and Rohnda Sentis.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Then we're all going lingerie.
Speaker 11 (12:01):
Shopping up the Little Dale Drive. All that estrogen's got
me up another cup size until max time Diary, X's
and O's Gary be you see.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That mony y'all big show it's on your radio.
Speaker 12 (12:21):
Hello, you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping. The John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me. Ooh whah,
(12:46):
oohvah oh.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
See what I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. All right,
we're gonna call Hanson. Better call Hansen in just a
couple of minutes. First, won't do this, This was something
ready fell I. We got all about this.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
So we said, well, Billy and Hanson I got together
so jokes we could never ever tell on the air,
nor would we want to.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
But Hanson had some really good ones, and so does Billy.
The ones that you can't tell.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Well, so decided just do the punchlines, all right. So
here it is this episode of punchlines with Billy and Handsome.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
All the other boys. Just leave her hanging out there
on the tree.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Because he can't make a fist.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
No, it's from my elbow. The girls never showed up.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Just take that buck off her head. I want to
kiss her.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
And if you don't stop turning that screw, you're gonna
have a beard.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And every time I got a dozen balls, I sold them.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
I rang the doorbell, didn't I And that's when I kicked.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Her in the face, off the porch and into the bushes.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Quit laughing, Doc, it's been swelled up like this for
a Week's.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Been a lake turned green. And the campbell just walked.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Off, and Gomer says, surprise, surprise, lady.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I don't know anything about Japanese cars.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
If you get up, daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Now work that broad with the toothache.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Reck them.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It killed him And see.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play wordy word. Actually, we got a very special wordy
word you can win in a sort of a swag
from World lawn Mowers, World Lawns Tough on Grass, easy
on you wallet. Look for the link at the Big
Show dot com. Very special because it involves our tribute
Man of the Morning, Come get you tribute. Terry Hanson
(15:56):
and his malatial estate in Saint Louis, Missouri, joins us
live this morning.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Good morning, mister Hanson.
Speaker 13 (16:04):
I don't think i'd want to be there for this tribute.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
We've been having a ball with you, buddy. Brings back
some good old memories when you were in the studio.
How many years were you in the studio with us,
Terri for I was in there.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
I was in there from two thousand and six until
I left and the end of twenty nineteen. And then
our relationship, guys started, as you remember, in nineteen ninety five.
So I was with John Boy and Bully from ninety
five up through your right now today.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Working for a while, working behind the scenes beforehand before
we got to have you in the studio for a while.
That's awesome. So all right, so tered, So I know,
thanks going great for Saint Louis. We're being the grandkids
and having a big time and we're here. You're cranking
up Hanson Enterprises. Gonna be reuniting with Chip Carry, who
(16:56):
I really enjoyed on Braves Games, the son of Skip
and grandson of Harry Carey. Of course, that is so awesome, Terry,
and I want to get you on and tell us
and our listeners a little bit about what you got
going on, buddy.
Speaker 13 (17:09):
Okay, yeah, well, Chip and I have reunited he was
my intern in Atlanta, and he's been in Saint Louis.
Now this is his third year as a voice of
the Saint Louis Cardinals, you know, my Saint Louis Cardinals.
So he's been here three years. He had been in Seattle, Fox,
Chicago Cubs, the Braves and now here. And like you said,
(17:30):
he's it's a kind of like a family thing with me.
I mean, Skip was my buddy. He kind of asked
me to keep a look out for his kids, which
I've done. You know, You've got Chip and his brother Josh,
and then now Stephen and Chris. So it's the family
broadcasting businesses. What the carries are in man, that is awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
That is awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
And that was need j And what spurred made all
this Randon got the press release about you know, you
and Chip reuniting.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
So so is he like the TV voice of the
Saint Louis Cardinals. Yes, he is.
Speaker 13 (18:07):
He's a television voice of the Saint Louis Cardinals. And
you've I've seen rabbit rabbit markets for teams. Nobody is
more enthusiastic than the people in Saint Louis. And he's
and he's come home again. I mean he was born
here and the name Carrie in this town, I mean
it plays. I mean, Harry is still remembered by just
(18:29):
about everybody.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
So and and Terry to Harry carry that. I remember
him from the Chicago Cubs. Was he was Saint Louis before?
Speaker 13 (18:38):
Yes, yes he was. He was with the Cardinals before that.
Then he then he went to the White Sox for
a year, and then he went to the Cubs where
he had that long run with them, and he was terrific.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
That's it. So then Skip, his son was was the
Braves his first job?
Speaker 13 (18:59):
Uh, Skipp's first job? Yeah, well in baseball it was
he he came to Atlanta with the Hawks from Saint
Louis and while he was there in Atlanta he picked
up the Braves as well. And I mean what a
broadcaster he was. And I know you may end up
running a piece I did on him in twenty four
(19:20):
when Skipp liked to play with me a little bit around.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Was his boss? Absolutely, And I wanted to tell you
all that that aired about an hour ago on the
Big Show. So you can go to the John Woymilly
Late Risers podcast. It'll be right there on the podcast
and listen to that the first of the part two
of our of our podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
When it comes out like.
Speaker 13 (19:41):
That, you know, I'm getting the band back together this year, Johnny.
I've got Barney Hinkel who worked for me at the
tour PGA Tour and then years at Anheuser Bush and
now living his best life out in San Diego in
his childhood home. So he's going to be the guy
out selling this stuff. And it's kind of funny how
(20:03):
this thing works. I mean, you guys got Fold of
Honor on your air. Glenn green Span he also worked
with me at the PGA Tour, then he was at
a Gusha National and he finished up with Tiger Woods
and now he's with the Folds of Honor. And Chip
and I have just been named ambassadors for the Folds
(20:25):
of Honor, so we're looking forward to that. And uh
and he starts today. Today is a day that Barney
goes to the marketplace and starts trying to sell these endorsements.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Nice awesome, good deal. Well, all right, hands and we
want to keep up with you, buddy. Now you back
in action. I knew once I got you all Thatt Couch,
it wouldn't set you in motion.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Now, buddy.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
So by the way, you suck at retirement, you suck
at retirement, right. We got a lot of that with
our friends going around. Yeah you do, all right, Terry,
We love you.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Yeah, let me quickly, okay, first commercial is gonna be
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I'm the first commercial
with with Chip is gonna be him sitting in front
of a radio, all time radio and Harry Carey's voice
is gonna be on there and he and his signature
tone was it might be out of here, it could
(21:18):
be it is a home run, and then Chip will
stand up and say, I'll tell you what a home
run is. That's where you're gonna buy your next car.
So that's kind of how the commercial is gonna work.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Man, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
So anybody that would like to get in on the
ground floor contact Handsome Enterprises right there.
Speaker 13 (21:36):
All right, well, first come first serve on who gets
this commercial because I think it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Be hot, awesome. Alright, Terre, keep us on, keep us updated. Buddy,
We love you, you mean all right? All right? All right?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
How you going for our special Wordy Word Impression Edition
featured high Man Come.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Get You Tribute up next. Good morning, everybody got to
(22:20):
big show on your radio. It looked like it's Dome.
I went everybody's head about the bad wordy words, wordy word.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Let's make the contest us. We got Odie, I've got
a great bend Kansas.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Good morning, Odie, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You're playing James out of Savannah, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Good morning, James, Good morning man. You do it doing good?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
All right, Odie, you got John Boyd Billy on your side. James,
you between Terry and Tator. And as we said last week,
we decided to try new kind of category impersonations. We
are gonna impersonate the man or woman or character.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, that's exactly it.
Speaker 11 (23:06):
Just like you can say if you can't do the voice,
you can say what the character might say.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Well, you gotta try to do the You gotta try
it to make it work.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Terry, I've only got's got one.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Maybe it'll be Art Fern from the.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
All right, well let's see how it goes. Odie and
James being guinea pigs on the other side of the line. Alright,
Odie is going to be me and you for the
first thirty seconds.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
All right, all right, that's good.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Alright, impersonations. Name who we impersonate? Okay, alright, Odie, me
and you ready go. Hey, hey, I'm a cowboy, now
talk like this.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
All right.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Woo Larry Cheese, Larry Cheese.
Speaker 11 (23:58):
Woooo oh man, you just what the name?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I have no hair?
Speaker 14 (24:05):
Hair?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah? Alrighty oh he dead rebbit.
Speaker 13 (24:11):
Give me a.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I got I got gune Yeah, all right, I'm blake
Blank to sailor man Pervy three.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Alright, sure, yeah, I know handsOn wants to go first.
This is the only impersonation that he can do. Alrighty,
al right, now, James you were up?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Are you ready? Lam Jameson Hansen ready go like spinach.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Oh my b oh, you silly moose.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I'm a silly moose. Wooo, I'm wrestler.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
You go.
Speaker 15 (25:06):
I'm picking my teeth. Uh, I don't know how to
take the talks. I'm again, I'm picking my teeth. Hands
if you are terrible of that, and you tied me
three to three.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
After round one?
Speaker 3 (25:27):
That all three to three?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Al right, out of my teeth. Alright now, Odie.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Odie is back up thirty seconds with Billy picking up
over that last one.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I don't think he has some slue hell bitty oh
playing Odie and Billy ready go.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
I'm a secret agent baby.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Oh there you go? Awesome. All right, let's see I
was in that movie sling Blade. No, this is my
character's name. Oh man, only show but three times a month.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh wow, man, this ain't gonna help much.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
You got trouble with trouble with Curly. I don't think
it's gonna get Yeah, you know he ain't.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No count.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Add one to the score. Odie has four. And now
here's the impersonation, Princess honor. James.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
You got it all laid out there for you. All right,
one will tie too, will win? Alrighty Tyler Tayler and
James ready go?
Speaker 11 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (26:52):
God man, this is an actor, he says, No voys stupid.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
You know what I mean? Who wah, Charlie. I'm just
getting started.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh Manney, what you had to James wins five to four?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah, you should have done that with hermit impersonation. This
is a guy that plagued All right, you know we
did this for you.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
You know what, We talked about this for three days later.
That's all right, you won, You got the victory.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
You and.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
All right, HODI don'g going. It came up a little short,
but you try again.
Speaker 10 (27:58):
All right, you shout out, no boy.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Woop whoop whoop my curly impersonation.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
Yeah, go ahead, even though I am kind of a
sore loser like you shut out to all the people
that make the old tools, my cousin, the Milkman, and
my favorite cracker Bobo.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
All right, we appreciate you all boys and Kansas listening
to Big Show.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
Oh, he tried you.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
All right, man, you have a good day. Hey, James, gratulations, buddy.
You hang on, Jack, You'll hook you up.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
That sounds good.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Alright, it was good for you. You don't get better, right,
Joe front of Big Show. Good morning, got the Big
Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Big request time, Josh, buzz me out of Lexington, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
All right, Josh, good to hear.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
From you, buddy. He requests Oliver's three wide songs. All right, Josh,
you got it coming up next. Good morning, there's a.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Big show on the radio. Something you would like to
hear about this time Monday through Friday.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Hit us up on the John More Miller Facebook page.
Today's requests all about Big Show. Listener Josh Buzzman and Lexington,
South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Here go josh.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, loading, rolling, load, then rolling, rolling, rolling,
free wall, keep rolling, rolling, rolling, though then les are swollen.
Keep them rascals rolling three wall through breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
(30:04):
They'll never get no thinner nearly thirty feet inside by side.
Don't stand too close and linger. You might just lose
a finger. Their appetite will not be Beat them up,
chow chow down, beat them up wide, holds them off,
(30:26):
clean them up, hose them off.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Clean them up.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
Three wall, keep feeding, feeding, feeding more than they are needing.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Thank god, they ain't breeding.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Three wall.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Don't put them on a diet.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
They'll kill you if you try it, and then they'll
make some jerky from your hard You know that they
ain't fooling when they commenced to ruling. They need the
car before their next ride. Beat them up, chou chound
down them up, three wine, hold them all, clean them up, hold.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Them off, clean them up.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Three wall.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Come on, gals, keep moving. You've been thrown out of
the canoes before. Come on, single file. Now that's right, hey,
watch out for those children. Now take it right at
the Spencers and the food corn is riding around the corner.
Oh pay come back, Feed them up, jound down, feed
them up, free wine, hold them off, clean them up,
(31:44):
hold them off, clean them up.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Three walls holding, holding holding, three wall, three wide.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
a few more minutes. You like to own this featured
track from The Big Show, Big Box keywords more deep, here.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
We go, and now Deep Thoughts with Zach the Weed
Guy's girlfriend Mary.
Speaker 16 (32:52):
Jane Waky Baky.
Speaker 14 (33:00):
Let's crack it, am I dude, y'all good jaya man,
I'll do it okay, all right, all right, I've just
been chilling out the house all pandemic and thinking about stuff.
Speaker 17 (33:19):
Y'all want to hear.
Speaker 16 (33:20):
Something please, y'all so cool, y'all know, twenty twenty is like,
really change how I look at life. Like Last year
my motto was every day do it like at least
one thing that scares you. This year, my motto is,
(33:40):
every day do at least one thing.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Around there.
Speaker 11 (33:48):
Just do it, y'all.
Speaker 16 (33:51):
Remember when your parents taught you not to believe everything
you see on TV. These are the same people that
believe every and they see on face that light bulb
was such a good idea they turned it into the
international cartoon symbol for good idea.
Speaker 17 (34:17):
You know, I think one of the best.
Speaker 16 (34:18):
Things about having a pet, so you're a lot less
freaked out when you hear a weird noise in the
house in the middle of the night. I'm safe fers.
You don't realize how fast you're moving when you stand up,
so you accidentally hit your head on something.
Speaker 14 (34:43):
Wow.
Speaker 16 (34:45):
And it would make a lot more sense if our
second set of teeth like came in when we're old
instead of when we're young. That's when you need um.
I'd explain this to you. That dude that invented the
first invention also invented invention.
Speaker 17 (35:12):
I mean, okay, it's okay, get on the same plane
with me.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Man.
Speaker 16 (35:25):
I was thinking, one banana is always a perfect amount
of banana, because you never see somebody like eat two banana.
I'm like, when somebody says great question, I never really
hear their answer. I mean, I'm too busy congratulating myself
for asking such.
Speaker 17 (35:44):
A great.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
H five.
Speaker 16 (35:49):
Then, jan, I wonder how many different animals we tried
to ride before we figured out that like horses were
cool with it. Dude, I got an idea for a
new board game, Millennial Monopoly. You just keep going around
(36:14):
and round the board, paying rent because you never have
enough money to buy anything, and they don't want to
take care of a yard. When you're a kid, think
about it. You can't wait to be old enough to
do like grown up stuff. But when you get older,
(36:38):
all you want to do is take a nap and
have somebody give you a snack when you wake up.
About that time, all right, one more. They say your
eyelashes are there to protect your eyes. But when you
get something stuck in your eye, nine times out of ten,
(37:01):
it's an eye lad. Oh wow, it's an eye lad.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
I still don't get it.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
It goes.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I'm there to protect your eyes.
Speaker 16 (37:14):
Oh, I just I'm not sure he's the smart one
of the groups.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
We'll give him some of those brownies that you sent
over the other night.
Speaker 16 (37:24):
Oh that's pretty much different now, Okay, you keep rocking over, hurrikay,
Thank you.
Speaker 17 (37:35):
Later, my dude.
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