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November 25, 2024 41 mins

Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re celebrating Thanksgiving week!.. - Lipless will kick things off for us with his Thanksgiving Day jokes.. - We’ll take another look at the trailer for a failed TV concept, with Clint Eastwood as Turkey Harry.. - Will dust off an old Playhouse, featuring Dub Starnes entitled “The First Thanksgiving”.. - Did Clyde the Camel come over with the pilgrims? - We’ll find out in today's episode of “Unknown History”.. - the Crocodile Stalker goes on a pre-Thanksgiving Day hunt - but winds up being the hunted.. - JD's 24 hour stores have details on their annual Thanksgiving Week Sale.. - and Ricky B. Sharpe will sing, “Bad Day For Thanksgiving”…

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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a big show on the radio for your Monday,
November twenty fifth, with that feature track when.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
It makes sure bet box.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
This is an episode of the Crocodile Starter. This is
the Redneck Hunt.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
All right, all about hunting.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Season here, Thanksgiving time, f words redneck Hunt. If they
got on their contest but you can't get there, we'll
call you. Let daddy who slid on in here by
that time?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Or beating the blonde contestant.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
We got Vincent from Kershaw, South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Good morning, Vincent.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Hey John boy today, Hold on, John Boy.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
That means everything's wonderful. Glad you in your body?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Who I sound like Charlie Brown's teacher?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
All right, man, this guy he's your all good audience.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, well, Vincent, you know what we're gonna do. We're
gonna ask Taer some questions. She will answer to the
best veribility. You agree or disagree and get two bests
for two buzzers and you win.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
All right, let's go. Well, let's do it then, Tyler.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, you were model fed and your older brother was
breast fed. According to studies, who's probably smarter?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Can you just imagine how stupid my.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Brother must be?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Thine that. Well, there's no way we can really measure that, Vincent,
But yeah there is in the study. Just probably who
is smarter? You are your older brother me? You you're
sticking with yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Visit did you agree or disagree with? Alan?

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Disagree with?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Disagree? Yeah, the breast fed one is probably smarter.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
Hard to meet the movies.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
R visit one bell one boy, and you're gonna win
it right here. Okay, all right, let's go. According to
the famous baby doctor, doctor Benjamin Spock, Doctor Spock baby stick,
remember not the one on starter he won the doctor,
there is absolutely no need to put anything on a
baby's feet until.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Until what until he's born? Dump?

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Maybe after that will give you that no need to
put anything on his feet until he's taking a walk outside.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Uh, don't put anything on the baby's feet until he's
walking outside, Vincent, Agree or disagree?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Vincent?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I guess so, I guess I'll agree with that one.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, And that is the you went it without one?

Speaker 8 (03:37):
That is it all right?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Walking out dough.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
You made him scratch his head though on that one.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Or maybe he's got a slow internet connection.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You got the promise back, Vincent, Head down the Curnshall
for congratulations, buddy job.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
Hey, first time call her.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Don't forget my booth?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Okay, all right? Why would jump out catch you up
on your news? You know dad's about I have a
Thanksgiving sale going on the morn. These don't even side.

(04:53):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
This a big sew am ready to go aheading toward
Thanksgiving twenty and twenty fours.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
What was going on?

Speaker 6 (05:00):
JD?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Howdy friends, Well it's that time a year again, and
once more. You gotta be tough. You gotta gritchy teeth.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
You gotta stand the pain. You gotta be a man.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
You gotta reach down deep within yourself and find that
last little bit of strength you got.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
That's right, failers, It's time to put up.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
With you in laws for Thanksgiving dinner, and we got everything.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You need to take age off right here.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
JD's twenty four air drive through Plunting go on out
O Parts Pharmaceutical, Don't give bait and tackle Discount Cigarette Outlet.
What better way to con them nerves than with JD's
all new exclusive gumshot winter green snuff with a blash
of ritling. It tastes better than a Martinsville hot dog
and brings life saggravating buck pucker and circumstances down to
a much more tolerable level. Or how about the latest
thing to sweep the South since the four wheeler a
TV the old Milwaukee's best iv no longer wigions have

(05:39):
to waste all that energy cracking open cans, over working
your right arm and worrying about recycling all that alone
with them, Just slide a needle in your left hand
and sit it and forget it. And if and you now,
we'll give you one of them long metal poles with
the four black plastic wheels. And you didn't have all
kinds of Thanksgiving fun staggering around and telling people you're
sitting free. And don't forget to stop by any of
our Eastern Kentucky locations for the first annual JD's Gun
Splatter mo Liquor Turkey shoe. That's right, friends, get all

(06:02):
hopped up on the finest dark logger east of the
I'll the chucky and find out which one of you
and your buddies can shoot straight enough to make the
first kill goa. And friends, don't you just forget Christmas
is coming up. It ain't no house complete without the
heart warm and yule tied warblinds of yours Truly.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Here's a safel.

Speaker 10 (06:17):
You visited his superstores all over the Southeast. Now bring
j D Fuller into your home for a special holiday treat.
It's the platinum album you've all been waiting for. JD
sangs yet Christmas Favorites with his own unique twist, con.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Me roasting on and open fines marbar lights in Michaelo.

Speaker 10 (06:42):
You'll get all the classics.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Good King wins first, less luck down, all these fleetwood
trailer and.

Speaker 10 (06:49):
The Christmas songs that say so.

Speaker 11 (06:51):
Much God Rest Ginger, jenn let enohing Us, Dismay, cows
po now tapes and crappy jigs, armon phoneesall today.

Speaker 10 (07:06):
JD Sangja Christmas Favorites over the.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
River and up the hill your old lady's house, Ie
go when you ain't home and GE's alone. I'm going
to make your mole.

Speaker 10 (07:15):
JD Sangja Christmas Favorites. Get your copy on eight tracker
vinyl today.

Speaker 12 (07:22):
So what are you boys.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Awaiting forj I'm on in that Camaro and run you
bout on down to j D's twenty four aircraft three
point I got out of parts Pharmaceutical don't give pat
and tackle discount cigarette outcome. Visit our new location in
Hot Springs, North Carolina. Next the Fast Eddy's Gone to College.
In an adult film talent search.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Do it Today, j D's j D's what a Southern
Boy Names? Come on Shaw on the radio. Well here

(08:09):
we go, here is Oliver?

Speaker 13 (08:16):
Well, well, well, it's that time of year again when
we rejoice in the opportunity to gather our loved ones together,
when we join thankful hands around a common table, feast
on nature's bounty, and count the Lord's many blessings, to
bask in the glorious sights, the jubilant sounds, and the

(08:41):
heavenly smells of the holiday season. And if your name
is Norman rockwell, that is exactly the kind of mythological,
picture perfect fantasy you can expect for the rest of us,
poor Slavs.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
It's just our turn to roll out the good trough.

Speaker 13 (09:00):
Slop that mooching pack of low LIFs otherwise known as
your wife's family and friends. First in are your in laws.
Knowing the enemy is half the battle, so you lock
the liquor cabinets. The last thing you need is your

(09:22):
wife's old man getting hammered, stripping down to his threadbare
boxes and challenging you to wrestle. You keep your mother
in law busy for hours simply by asking her how
she's feeling. When you've heard enough, trot out that box

(09:43):
of bonbonds stuffed with horse tranquilizers. With any luck, you
won't hear from her till next season. And speaking of horses,
that's not the thunder of mighty hoofs. It's your sister
in law coming up the sidewalk. No doubt she'll arrive
via ups, seeing as it's cheaper than three or four

(10:05):
airline seats. As you gaze at her broad shoulders, you'll
thank Heaven you have double doors as she barrels breathlessly
past you, shaking your homes very foundation. Her arrival also
signals the moment you've dreaded most of all, your wife,
her sister, and their mother together the reunification of the

(10:31):
unholy trinity. What should be a simple group hug looks
more like unlawful assembly. To top it off, here comes
sister in law's ex husband. As you look at his
rail thin frame, far set upont eyes and triangular head,
you no longer doubt that aliens are among us. You

(10:54):
don't worry if you'll have enough food. You know that
he'll chain smoke his dinner. Not far behind him is
the rotten fruit of his tattooed loins.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
The twins.

Speaker 13 (11:07):
Identical twins that look nothing like the parents, more like
a freakish genetic cross between Opie the flying monkey from
Wizard of Ours and that deliverance kid, complete with matching
lazy eyes. Instinct tells you to frisk them at the door.

(11:28):
The only thing worse than these kids is picturing the
freakish union that created them. At this point, you've abandoned
any attempt at a festive holiday table setting. You just
throw open the kitchen door and get out of the way.
The snapping of bones and the rending of flesh is
something right out of Wild Kingdom. You think this crew

(11:52):
had never seen food before, and by the time they're done,
the kitchen looks like the first three rows of a
Gallagher concert. After you've hosed down the sight of the massacre,
you stumble through your home looking for a place to rest,
but to no avail. The women folk have taken all
available beds as they sleep off their feeding frenzy. The

(12:14):
sound of their snoring is like elephant's seal mating season.
You stagger out of the house and into the woods,
praying for a rabbit animal to put you out of
your misery. But as the sun sets, it begins to snow.
The cold flakes land softly on your face, melting on
your cheeks like an angel's kiss, waking you to the
true spirit of the holidays, forgiveness, understanding, and unconditional love.

(12:42):
You also realize that with this kind of weather, no
one will be going home, so you immediately join your
pets in the heavy traffic. Happy holidays and bone apeity.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Good more than everybody more Big Show to come.

Speaker 12 (13:05):
Hang where you are, yo, what's up? This is Ike
and for all of five wild one you need on
all things redneck.

Speaker 14 (13:16):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in the Cadillac.

Speaker 12 (13:31):
Never mind, pet out, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
It's a week showing the radio for your Monday, November
the twentieth fens.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
There's not a quick reminder.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
This is the last day National Collection Week. Right on
this Monday, so you can hit the Big Show dot Com.
Click on the banner. Some Aradan's purse take you right
there in time for you to fill out a shoe box.

Speaker 15 (14:33):
Man, I have.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Franklin Graham, the man a Head, that Billy's Boy, and
the Samaritan's Purse. Im So I said, Man, that was
pretty cool. The biggest private airlift operation in the history
of the United States having there in western North Carolina
thanks to some Aridis purse. Military was coming to them.
You're just loading up their hell after the stuff. The

(14:56):
way it was, man, because we always talked about that
was Mariadiths purse here in the mountains of North Carolina Boone,
North Carolina. Of course they're them Nashville and all them
live in the mountains. A lot of them were impacted
by Hurricane Helene and Samaritis purse. We always tell you
that's who to contribute to when disaster strikes, you know,
anywhere like around the world.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
Yep, they're the ones that are out there helping.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, I know, and then for that lean to hit
right there while we're getting ready to kicking off Operation
Christmas Shild or something.

Speaker 7 (15:25):
But they were able to help their you know, the
fellow employees and help the community at the same time.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
It's pretty sweet, pretty sweet.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
All right, y'all.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Well, everything you need to pack a shoe box, you
got time hit the Big Show dot com. Good morning,
I got the Big Show on the radio on hang On.
Promise we'd play a little Ricky Bees Thanksgiving song.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
We'll do that.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
First.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Let me tell you about the prize pack you can
win on Wordy Word. Were getting ready to place an
assortment a small batch handcook peanuts from bird T County Peanuts,
a Southern tradition for over one hundred years. You talk
about great gifts this Christmas for you family, friends or clients.
They've got this cool like raw hide sack full of

(16:10):
roasted peanuts that you can buy. I mean just the delivery,
not to mention just how the best peanuts we've ever tasted.
I'm telling you that Eastern North Carolina we're talking with
western North Carolina. At Eastern North Carolina soil is perfect
for peanuts and.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
It's not really a raw hide back. That's what a
dog choos on.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, yeah, the burdlaugh.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
Yeah, that'll just be very cool.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
Plus out all the different sizes that they have, it
makes a great basket to make to give away, so
we want you to go.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
You can click on that link Bertie County Peanuts. When
you go to the Big Show dot com. It'll take
you right there and listen to this. Just enter code
JBB at checkout and you will get twenty five percent
off plus free shipping when you shop the online deal.
All right, click thelink at the Big Show dot com
or hang on. You win you some in minutes. First,

(17:00):
Maggy bee, do you be heading towards Thanksgiving money?

Speaker 15 (17:24):
Damn it?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Woman, what have you done?

Speaker 15 (17:30):
You burn the turkey?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
It's our only wa.

Speaker 15 (17:37):
Your crack head cousin stole my wrist, watched the cat
use the taters as a litter box. It's ain't gonna
be no fun. Take a deep breath, band counter t
It's a bad day for Thanksgiving. Put myself through he again?

(18:06):
Holy crap? Is all your kin here? Keep them losers
out of my be I just want to watch the
football game? Is that rootlets penful? Even Dame? I wish
you kids.

Speaker 10 (18:27):
We gotta.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Dan countain to.

Speaker 15 (18:35):
Dan's a bad day for Thankskin.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Put myself through he again?

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Lucy, Lucy, can you do something about your mother?

Speaker 16 (18:52):
Oh? Lord.

Speaker 12 (18:53):
What now she's cavern how hamber?

Speaker 13 (18:57):
She's patting a turkey and saying good kiddy.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Uh, here's some moregan news.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
You're sitting at the kids table?

Speaker 15 (19:05):
What I have do?

Speaker 4 (19:07):
This most beloved back food mascot? And the boy got
hit in this household.

Speaker 13 (19:11):
You can't expect someone like me to sit at the
kids table.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I don't. But the new red baby needs the hot chair.

Speaker 15 (19:20):
It's trying to go home, y'all.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Why is your daddy git his underwear?

Speaker 15 (19:34):
And why is he sitting in my favorite child? How
did it all go so wrong?

Speaker 6 (19:44):
I should have just said so long?

Speaker 15 (19:47):
Its poved b as the Hong Kong to take a
deep breadland count Ta.

Speaker 13 (19:56):
Yeah, it's a bad day for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Put myself through hell again. There's nothing left in the free.

Speaker 15 (20:19):
My eyeballs starting to twig. Another saddle lights gotta glitch.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
I never should a got it. I'm a sorry son
of us.

Speaker 17 (20:42):
It's a bad day for Thanksgiving. Go away through hell again.
It's a bad day for a Thanksgiving and I go

(21:03):
way through can a game?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
What the hell is everybody?

Speaker 15 (21:12):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Cracinda unnecessary?

Speaker 15 (21:14):
But what the heck?

Speaker 8 (21:15):
Well?

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Then goes tricky.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Let's play wordy word, y'all one eight hundred big show
you told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
saying play next, good morning, and it's a big show

(21:52):
on the radio, running to your Monday and over a
twenty fifth today's feature TrackMan to make sure big box,
Crocodile starging, neck Hunt and.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Joy Hunting's on the red neck Hunt. Keywords at the.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Mid bok's hand, to make sure dot com right out.

Speaker 12 (22:09):
I had everybody's head about the bed.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
The big a bard any word and a word, any word.
Let's meet the contestants. We got Royan from rock Hill,
South Carolina, and morning Roy, Good morning, John boy.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
How are you doing with that?

Speaker 8 (22:23):
Man?

Speaker 12 (22:23):
We're all right right.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Welcome in here, monks us.

Speaker 16 (22:26):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Let's say hey to Jeff. He's out of Newmarket, Alabama.
Good morning, Jeff, Good morning, Hey boy, welcome Jeff. That's
Roy from South Carolina. Roy Jeff from Alabama. Y'all gonna
play each other, all right, all right, here we go,
All right, Tayty, you got Jeff, John Boy and Roy
roy Ball. All right, Jeff, you relax, Lee was me and.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Roy can put on the board. All right, you ready
run I'm ready. All right, then starting to clock now.
Game you play as kids? Blank, you're it?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yes, uh huh us Popeye's girlfriend also our favorite pickles
mount blank.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yes, uh huh okay blank with care you'll see that
sign blank pindle.

Speaker 7 (23:17):
Yes. Uh.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
This is a kind of football they play, not soccer,
but the other kind where they you know, they eat
their players when they die or something like that. What
is it the football game around the world?

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Damn it?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Okay, that's a three on the board. Three roy, So
let's see what Javentator can do. I know, dog, Jev
and Tator Ready.

Speaker 7 (23:44):
Yo. It's like a club sport. There's a pitch and
a scrum and they.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Wear cleats and shorts.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
Yes, this is a practice.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
Is exercise where you do the downward dog and you're
stretching a lot and O noma, stay what is it.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
Ice? Blank?

Speaker 7 (24:00):
It's uh you get it.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Out of your freezer an ice ice cream?

Speaker 4 (24:04):
No, well, you put it in your drink. Nice.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
Yes, you gotta run these. You may go to home
deeper if there's enough time. You gotta run these. You
gotta go and do a bunch of.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
These, Harry, Yes, all right, y'all putting the four on
the board to take the lead by one, four to three.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
I was talking a lot, Jeff couldn't answer.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Sorry, Jeff Roy Let's see what we can do here.
Far round too, buddy.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
All right?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Starting to clock? Now, make me a blank and cheese sandwich.
Oscar Meyer makes you Oh no, Oscar Meyer makes it
this round. My blank has a first name, Tony. Yeah,
uh huh.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Sixty of these in an hour, bent, yes, uh, hand
me this? Do I know what to order to eat?
Hand me the menu?

Speaker 15 (24:52):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (24:53):
All right?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
This is what you pee in if you were laying
in where you sleep in the hospital. You pee in
a what yes, uh huh? Blanking eggs in the morning,
not ham, not saucy. Hey, go it you say?

Speaker 13 (25:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Ride making that maser? All right, so we put a
five on that three for a total of eight. I'm
out of breath, No, so Jeff, yeah, uh huh. They
weren't as angry. No, no passive job, all right, So
Jeff and Taylor four will.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Tie, five will win. Okay, all right, ready, Jeff, I'm
ready and go.

Speaker 7 (25:38):
You go watch NASCAR at the race blank where they
go around in a circle the race blink. Yes, chicken
blank small blank the disease chicken blank small? What what
is your favorite? Where the what's the blank of your eyes?
What's the blank of your eyes? Minor brown? Minor brown?

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Hey rose is a red violets of blue?

Speaker 6 (26:06):
What did I just say to you? It's a what?

Speaker 15 (26:09):
Ryan?

Speaker 9 (26:10):
True?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Seven? You missed it by one ons eight the seven gt.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
You pick up on that tater aggression.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
There.

Speaker 15 (26:27):
I love you, job.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Jem down New Margaret, buddy, even try again any time.

Speaker 15 (26:34):
Man.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
We appreciate you playing with us.

Speaker 18 (26:36):
All right, appreciated, great day.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Oh you spreading around ty got mad at me?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Rowing down rock Hill? You get the big old bird
tea County Peanuts prize. Fact, Buddy, you enjoy for your victory.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I certainly will.

Speaker 15 (26:55):
I want you.

Speaker 9 (26:55):
I want to thank you guys for everything you do
for all the veterans.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Well the thank you buddy, our pleasure. Yeah, buddy, all right?
What I who at the army thing that deserved another one?

Speaker 19 (27:12):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Got the big show on the radio. Bid request time
about this time Monday through Friday, always after wordy word.
We take a request, usually from the John Boy Miller
facebook page. Shoot us a note in the mail bag
at the Big Show dot com Boomtown from Wilmington, North
Carolina off our Facebook page. Boomtown says, I'd like to

(27:37):
hear the New Stooge, one.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
Of my favorites.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
You've got it that boom Town coming up next. Boom

(28:07):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Make Joe's on the radio.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Lordo Gambre Metal Facebook page Boom Down out a woman
to North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
It's his request.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
New Stooges. The year is nineteen sixty eight. Universal Studios
is casting actors for a proposed revival of the legendary
Three Stooges comedy series. We take you out of a
casting call at a soundstage on the Universal back lot.

Speaker 9 (28:42):
All right, folks, the project you're reading for is called
The New Three Stooges. Now, I'm sure you're all familiar
with the original characters, but please feel free to throw
in your own personal touch when I call your name.
Step up, give us your reading. Let's see Mason, James Mason.
You'll be read the part from Moe top of page seventeen.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
On your script.

Speaker 8 (29:06):
Cury you Poky pain fit. I'm going to have to
grib your nese with this place. Give them movie here
and them because you're really stunting to.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Get in my news. Thank you, mister Madison, thank you,
thank you, thank you, sir. Is this the current photo?

Speaker 15 (29:23):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (29:24):
All right, as thank you, thank you. Next Nicholson, Jack Nicholson.

Speaker 20 (29:29):
You know, you know, Larry, you're really starting to pitch
me off. You're really getting nine my nerves. Come over
here a minute, do Maron. Just get over here. I said,
come over here, Larry, I'm not gonna hurt you. Swear
to god, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna

(29:50):
gout your freaking nice That's all I'm going to do, Larry,
Because come here, Larry, you know, get over here. You're
poky pine breath. I'm not gonna hurt you. It's gonna
take this here hammer and bash your freaking bring him.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
That's all I'm gonna do.

Speaker 9 (30:07):
That might be a tad darker than what we're looking for, sir.
And what the hell that's a very nice mister Nichols,
and that in a very nice read. Thank you, thank
you very much. Next, please next, mister bunker.

Speaker 21 (30:19):
Well, geezu gee, had a watch, you bunky head. You
have shiving on four houses street. There, queens, you'll meet
here you yes, yes, sir, you'll be reading Larry. It's
the top of page eighteen. I just go ahead when
you're ready.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Geez again with the ply is in the nose, dear geez,
help me.

Speaker 6 (30:37):
Thank you, mister Bunker, thank you.

Speaker 9 (30:39):
Next please stallone, Sylvester stallone, page twenty two. You're gonna
be reading Larry. Moe has a line here. If you
don't mind, I'll just throw that in for you, just
anytime you're ready.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
Yeah, you're.

Speaker 16 (30:54):
Come on, he's quit fooling a roll, right, come on,
we got work to do. No, I ain't kidding, luck,
liszt quit fooling around right, how a more? I can't
see No, really, I can't see what's wrong. Yeah, I
had my eyes closed. Thank you, mister Sulloon, Thank you absolutely.

(31:18):
You know, by the way, guys, you know this, but
I got this script. It's really beautiful, you know, like
we're working on him for about quite some time now.
It's about this dog, you know, like he wants to
become like a boxer, you know, so I figured I
traveled in there and it gets to.

Speaker 6 (31:32):
Fight this heavyweight chair like it's cold Rocky.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
You know, I kind of like the name myself.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
I'm afraid we don't have time for that.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
I think you dropped on my line right there. I
wish being a chance to finish what the paper says.
I mean, please, thank you. Just leave a copy with
the girl out front. Perhaps we could get a look
at it later. Thank you very much.

Speaker 9 (31:53):
Next, please, mister, I'm sorry I can't pronounce this. How's
it pronounced?

Speaker 16 (32:00):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Hegnatowski, Jim Hegnatowski.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
Okay, if you don't mind, I'll just call you Jim.
Page eighteen. Jim, you'll be reading for Larry. Go ahead, please,
okay a.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Mo a, So you're gonna take these uh giant pliers
and squeeze my head like a grapefruit.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Doky.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
That's that's very nice, Jim, Thank thank you for coming in.
Thank you. Next number seventy four. I'm sorry I don't
have your name down here.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Hello? Oh is it right here?

Speaker 12 (32:42):
I'm off the bark.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yes, I writes cause a fundle women, but I do
have weekends off, and I am.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
My own boss.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
Mister back.

Speaker 9 (32:53):
Apparently there's been some kind of mix up in an office.
I said, I think there's a mix up in the
front office. I thank you, maybe a little too British
for this role. Thanks for coming in though, Thank you,
thank you. Next, please Shatner, William Shatner, you'll be reading
page nineteen curly.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Check check check it's on, sir, it's on.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Mo, Larry cheez mo, Larry Gee.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Thank you, mister Shadman. I so gee, thank you, sir,
thank you.

Speaker 9 (33:22):
Next, next Louis Jerry Lewis, page nineteen Curly.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Please go ahead say oh it's testing, Yes, I would.

Speaker 15 (33:34):
We who mo?

Speaker 6 (33:35):
Please?

Speaker 22 (33:36):
Don't know now what the plot is under No. I
was wondering if you could do with the crushing of
the flesh and whatnot, and I was with the blood drippings.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Well, thank you, thank you, mister Lewis. Thank you. We'll
be in touch.

Speaker 9 (33:53):
All right, folks. Let's let's break for lunch. We'll get
back here in an hour or so. All right, guys,
what do you what do you Well.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 19 (34:00):
I think the only one with any solid comedy background
is Jerry Lewis. I think we will look at Jerry
the naughty professor. You call out a solid comedy background,
give me a prey look.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
Look.

Speaker 19 (34:09):
I think I want to sell him today. He's leaving
tomorrow for that film festival in Paris.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, y.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
What do you think he's gonna go to France all
of a sudden, everybody's gonna think he's a genius.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Hey, this guy'd be lucky to get a job hosting
a telethon us.

Speaker 19 (34:20):
Oh, I forgot, Hey did we read that Bobby to
Niro kid for this?

Speaker 21 (34:24):
Come on, you gotta be kidding me, the Neiro, Come on,
Sid That guy's a loser.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
He'll never make it in this business.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Get him and by the wing who booked this clown?
Shot there?

Speaker 8 (34:34):
Anyway?

Speaker 11 (34:36):
With that rug?

Speaker 6 (34:37):
I mean, come mine, damn and I have a better
rug in the living room floor.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
My god, looks like he's got a hamster.

Speaker 6 (34:43):
On the top of his hands.

Speaker 15 (34:45):
What is that?

Speaker 22 (34:46):
And talk about no acting, abilly, This guy.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
Can't even do himself.

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Speaker 23 (35:08):
Man.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
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All right, going to the big box, you can find
this send the midbox. Red Neck hunt is the key words.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Here we go.

Speaker 23 (36:05):
The Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker traveling around the
world in search of exotic wildlife than annoying a crap
out of them.

Speaker 13 (36:17):
Now here Steve, thank you, love, and good day everyone.
Today we're in the American Southeast. It's a beautiful full day,
the amazing autumn colors and falling from the trees and
left the gorgeous carpet of leaves beneath our feet. Thanksgiving
is just around the corner, and that can only mean
one thing. More ferocious than the black bear, more savage

(36:38):
than the badger.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yes, it's redneck season.

Speaker 12 (36:43):
Today.

Speaker 13 (36:43):
We're risking life and limb to seek out a very
special breed of the redneck species, not the typical pot
belly version. This brute is tall and rangy, with a
thick coat of coarse red hat. Some people consider him
a legend. Tall tails told boy parents to frighten children.
But there's been too many sightings of this beast for
the stories not to be true. There he is, it's him,

(37:05):
and from the sound of that cry, it sounds like
I'm not the only one who got lucky.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
We'll have to be careful.

Speaker 13 (37:10):
The American rednick is very territorial and don't take kindly
to strange males. So to avoid confrontation, I've disguised myself
as the female of the species skankers trailer trashes.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
I've donned a beehive wig.

Speaker 13 (37:22):
Leopard prince spandexs knee pants, a bowling shirt knodded in
the ceremonial style just out of the breastbone, and combat boots.
And I've doused myself with a half gallon of Avon
DuJour for good measure. I hope it works. Maybe it
works too good. I'm gonna duck for cover. These rednecks
can be dangerous this time of year. They spend countless
days and nights watching hours of televised sports, driving this

(37:45):
testosterone level sky high, and then they start doing wild
things like jumping off roofs, challenging each other the tree
climbing contests, and before you know it, they become an
absolute menace, especially when they're on This is a bad sign,
but that's how mother nature works. The consequences of their
looney antics while they're in this liquor induced trance helps

(38:07):
keep the population in check. And another one bites the dust.
I only hope I don't get caught in the crossfire.
So I guess I spoke too soon. When I'm in luck,
It's only a flesh wound, and I don't spend that
much time sitting down anyway, bunch of bonsas what luck,

(38:31):
He's accidentally been separated from the hood.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
It's time to make our move. It's not easy to
run in this outfit. I'll tell you.

Speaker 13 (38:38):
This fandex makes me chase and a hearty full of
buckshot doesn't now breathe it.

Speaker 15 (38:46):
Here.

Speaker 13 (38:46):
He is quite a specimen, and from the look of
that wobbly gate, I think he's already been into the
mult beverage. I need to get a closer look. But
this monster is far too dangerous to approach in the wild.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
But I've got a plan.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
I've drought along a taste he rack a rib smothered
in a popular grilling sauce. Here he comes ribs.

Speaker 13 (39:08):
Wow, look at him go. It's a regular, ravenous whinnick
beating frenzy. Those rib bones are plying through the air
like shellcasing from a machine gun. He went through those
ribs and ricking time. Now, if he stays true to form,
it's time to sleep off his beating bead. Now the
trick is to measure him and tag him before.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
He wakes up. He's sleeping like a baby. What a beauty.
He looks to be in good health, even as his
winter coat.

Speaker 13 (39:35):
What a rare opportunity. Oh, he's waking up now. All
we need to do is tag him with his transmitter
and then clear out. I'll attention to his eelo.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Don't worry. He won't feel a faith.

Speaker 12 (39:47):
What'd you do that for?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Instead of it?

Speaker 4 (39:49):
I wasn't fast enough. I better not make any sudden movements.
He looks mad.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Hello, you punched a hole in my ear.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Dangs, gimpy, I'm mad.

Speaker 13 (39:57):
Let's just try to back away quickly and hope his
don't all the rest of the hood. After all, we're
in a part of the country that considers deliverance a
love story.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Well, well, what we got here.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
You're are a purty little thing now.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Right in a flesh wound. Listen, mate, this season what
it looks like?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Come over here, give me a huh.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Put me down.

Speaker 12 (40:18):
You don't understand. I'm a man.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
See your perver. I'd't safe to go in the woods anymore.
I'm going home.

Speaker 17 (40:27):
It was close.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
I could have been seriously injured. I promise you.

Speaker 13 (40:30):
I was lucky to escape with my life. Not so fast,
we think, Fuck, why didn't it? He's another thing?

Speaker 23 (40:36):
Tune in again next week for another episode of The
Crocodile Stalker.

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