September 25, 2023 • 42 mins
(pt 1 of 2) In honor of National Comic Book Day, we're spotlighting our own Superhero, Married Man! - This time we'll follow the storyline of when Drinking Buddy hits it big!
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Huzzah.
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This is King veedor or is that fid or never
the matter.
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It is here by the creed by royal proclamation that
my new Port Justice shall henceforth be John Boy and
Billy in the realm.
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Known as the Big Show. Are they funny?
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They better be unless they wanted me Dragon food.
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Up and Adam, we're with you. Is Monday.
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We've got an opportunity to have a wonderful work week
in the greatest country in the world.
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We all do our part, we can keep our position.
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John Hoe could argue with that.
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I particularly glad these your children. There's John MOORENBILLI on
Monday morning doing our best. Here, Jackie in the corner,
my safe over there, up my twelve and ran day
three and day in the booth. That's going on all right.
September twenty fifth, running out a month. We got to
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cram some national days in here. See what we got
National Open, the Magic Day. It celebrates read alouds, picture books,
the love of reading, and students who struggle to find
their reading voice. Well point them out. Today is National
Daughter's Day. He all right, celebrate your daughters. Randy, you
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got the dollar and the crew and Billy her every day. Yeah, Miranda,
she is a baby of her all her life, man.
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Isn't he?
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As they hear National Casadia Day, all right, National Family Day,
gether around the table, enjoy a meal together, to make
a good time to do it. This National Lobster Day,
and we will celebrate with Pink Heurta and Bowden. Now
if you all know Pingern Bowden, you know I personally
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celebrate their entire catalog you lived in. It will celebrate
Lobster Day later. National Tune Up Day that reminds homeowners
to prepare for the winter eating season.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Oh so, let's just tuning up your HVAC, not your car.
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Tune up your HVAC. National Comic Book Day. That's National
One Hit Wonder Day. Maybe we'll pick out some of
our favorite one hit wonder since we are in the biz,
I guess you'd say the Hall of Fame. You don't
know what we gonna do, all right, So hey, it's
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not bad so far. Monday morning, we gonna get the
first price slat.
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We had sung we had seasons in this.
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How's that hit one? Are your favorite? Thank you?
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get our categories. Nineteen ninety five Circuit Judge Joseph Wilson
and Columbia South Carolina refused to allow attorney Heather Smith
to enter a plea for her client because the female
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lawyer was wearing hants. Oh no, the hearing was postponed
ninety five.
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Ye see the judge, the judge gets to set the rules.
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That is the true.
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Yeah, like Reverend Billy red College, Oh itchee courier, I
move up to one. Students heckled naked protesters during the
tenth annual Nude and Breast Freedom Parade in Berkeley, California.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
I see they're not working anything and they're getting made
fun of.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Yeah, it's never You know, that's not the parade you
want to go to because the people that will march
in it, the people that want.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
To march in that, you don't want to see them
march in it.
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But I like this.
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One high schooler said, that's embarrassing and nasty. Old people
walking through here could get a heart attack. Give me one, please,
And finally, on this day. In twenty thirteen, several muppets
created by the late Jim Henson were donated to the
Smithsonian Museum of American History to join the already featured
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Kermit the Frog. Some of the characters that were donated
were mss Piggy, Fossy.
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Bear, and Elmo.
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All right, well there any categories we can do this
one eight hundred big show, you told free line across America.
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We play out birds next.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio, going
to your Monday, September one fifth.
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Our video today brought you.
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By the Bank of America.
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Rob four hundred Someday October eight, showing him on the
speedway man described sound of runaway military jet. Is that
marine yet to crash in South Carolina? Went overs guy's house.
You got to check it out right there at the
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He goes the extra mile in disruption.
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Yeah you know where the pilot ejected because you hadn't
heard about it before. Man, all right, when you make
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Now, Upburst, let's play Upburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy, really give.
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The prizes from the big Prize be let's go. He
contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun. Your paying Upburst,
have a hurry up.
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And guest time the ghast time level big shots.
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I say hey to Melissa from Bassett, Virginia. Morning, sweet Melissa,
Good morning, Okay, welcome alright Melissa, glad you made it
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in here. Let's say I'll get you, baby, get you
through these three categories and get you a big old
prize back you ready, I am. You're inside a courtroom, Melissa,
give us three things you see, ready go, the judge.
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The jury, the witness, fan and a girl.
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Now you are walking through a street and a naked person,
a bunch of them come towards you. Give us three
other places you can see a naked person ready to.
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Go and afraid I worked.
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The street.
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So where do you work.
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I haven't ready to move on.
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This sounds very traumatic.
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Tell me about it.
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She's reliving something right now.
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I tried to put her in there and look around.
Working girl over here.
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All right, well, let's just keep it. You got it
right here. This is for the wind.
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Three muppets ready, go cover the gonzo and this piggy
you need it?
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Well that's something got brass black headed up to your
basst Virginia, glad you want waiting?
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What thank you?
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I love? All right?
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A man up bounced thing made through the first thirty
minutes A Monday mornings bout Fridy.
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Don't he swerved saying your lane?
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That song coming up.
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Can good Monday morning.
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Yeah, I'm Monday morning song right about now?
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Robin earl Key, no't me swerving a melane that's done
by Robert earl Key being lining.
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Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing, Come on, Jack
and get ready to say sometimes on my days are
filled with the ride.
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Yes, I traveled down.
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Left so bad things ain't going my way because there's
always someone.
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Swarming in my life.
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To keep swerving in my life, and.
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It's causing lots of thannger.
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I'm a honking on my horror.
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I'm shooting you the fling.
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Keep switching on my bride lines.
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When you're swerving all lives, pig By, you're running someone.
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Off the ride.
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The day Joe, Why I thought I never.
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Never could love another? How else could I feed? But
bowing you run into me. I can't believe I could
not see her all tank up.
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The one's at the waiting.
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You keep swimming in my life, just causing lots of bad.
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I'm cussing out your name.
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I'm shooting you the fighting.
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I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're just
too dimpty Now.
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When you're swerving all lights? Oh, why you're running someone
off the rock.
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DAVDA Big Show.
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Good morning, Monday's September to join at five.
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Already your action.
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Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode Blazing Boots.
As our story opens, it's eight am in the dining
hall of the Headley Lamar Saloon and Boarding House in
rock Ridge, Kansas.
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Come out and Sam took golfies.
Speaker 12 (13:03):
Please you got it, miss Lely, So you're expecting company.
Speaker 15 (13:08):
I entertained an overnight guests after the show last night.
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What happened?
Speaker 15 (13:18):
He was a local guy, Clem Feesley.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
What, miss Lily, you turned down half the men in
rock Ridge, but you asked Clem Feesley to spend the night.
Speaker 12 (13:30):
Ain't exactly the best looking fell in town. What was
it about him that did it for you? Well it
was his boots. And the boots fancy are they?
Speaker 15 (13:41):
No? But they were really big, and he kept buying
me drinks. And at the end of the night they
said the soul Is it two? What they say at
men that were big boots? And he says, I guess
you'll have to invite me upstairs to find out.
Speaker 12 (14:02):
So I did. So was it two?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Not true?
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Okay? Sam?
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Quit trying to make time of my best goal.
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Morning.
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That a very good morning to you, Miss Lily.
Speaker 12 (14:16):
It's two.
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Hello cow boy, this is for you.
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A ten dollar bil shucks.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
You don't how to do that?
Speaker 12 (14:26):
No, no, I insist.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Oh, miss Lily, I'm pretty good, but I ain't really
in the business of charging for my services.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
That's not for services?
Speaker 10 (14:37):
Well, then, was it for?
Speaker 15 (14:38):
When you finish your coffee, I want you to go
over to the general store and buy yourself a smaller
pair of boots.
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We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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Oh, miss Lily, I don't.
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Tune in again next time, or the crusty old tool
booth now I'm doing it.
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Tune in next time.
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We'll hear the crusty old toolbooth operator on the Lapetamine Freeway.
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Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's
true money pal.
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The sun's up, the birds are singing, and two of
radio's longest running knuckleheads.
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Are on the air.
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Well, not right this second, but soon.
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And that's what they call hitting the comedy lottery, The
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Good morning this week show the radio.
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Huh is Monday morning like the last week of September
through today's high September eight. Yes, hey, my poem works
a little saying.
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Figure it out. That's the shortest it is.
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And it's the first Monday of fault all right, that's right,
it is good, good, all right.
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And I even told you all the best part you
it's a married man Monday, all right, married man all
about drinking, buddy, one of my favorite side ticks of
our superhero Oh we got it for you back first
episode ten minutes. Yes, we're all excited on Monday morning and.
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I'm talking about hap signed our way. Wow, that sounds
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Oh he was something to do.
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But first kick off our married Man Monday read Man.
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My red man drives around in a minivan, has no
sing life.
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I'll let him do what the she says. It's about timing.
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There's a school loves.
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You'll find the married Man as al Starry Elpins. Married
Man is checking in with his wife, Honey Bunny from
the Action Friends temporary home base in Sonny, southern California. Well,
that's right, Honey Bunny drinking. But I mean Captain Action
Guy is out shooting some TV commercials. Yeah, we're just
waiting for him to get back to the hotel. No,
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the stripper, I mean Captain Action Girl isn't here. She
went to the TV shoot too, And I wasn't too
sure about this. Checky Djibouti the Pakistani agent guy. But
it looks like he's delivering the goods. No, college buddy
and I aren't actually in any of the tvas. No,
I'm not sure why. Yes, I'm sure they'll get the
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rest of us in something real soon. Yes, No, Monica
is staying in a different room. In fact, she and
Ronnie are on a completely different floor. They're in the
Presidential Suite. What sweet are we in? Well it's not
a sweet really. It's sort of a one bedroom with
a fold out couch in the den. Yes, it's quite
a bit smaller than the Presidential square. But no, it
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doesn't bother me at all. Okay, maybe just a little.
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A good afternoon to you, gentlemen. The Conquering Heroes every time.
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Hey, honnies, Hey, who needs a cocktail?
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Oops?
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Listen, honey, they just got back. I'll call you later,
tell you how everything turned out.
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I love you, look y'all new bebes Yow did you
get them?
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Big enough man?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
They must have cast some fortune.
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Both for last Big Guy. They hug us up for
free free. Yeah, it was a trade deal for some
TV time.
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And speaking of TV time, I have the rough cuts
from the TV commercials right here.
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Who wants to have a look?
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Yeah, pop that baby in the VCR. She prepared to
be dazzled by my acting skills. Y'all, I might be
his next mel Gibson.
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You look more like the next Hoot Gibson.
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Let me see.
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First we had the crazy Glickman's used card Megamore, Come
on down, see crazy Glickman.
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I'll do anything to sell you a car.
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Hello, eat anything that you want me to lick, anything
that you want me to lick, Come on down, help
you on the dog.
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Remember, if you buy your next car from anybody else,
you're the one that's crazy, right, Captain Action Guy. You
tell him, big Guy, Oh what did you think you mean?
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That's it?
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He just had that one lone.
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Did not not not not not.
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We are trying to ease him into TV. Start them slowly.
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Here's another good one.
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The law firm of Laurel and Harding.
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So remember, if you've been injured in an accident, call
me Frank Laurel or.
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Me Paul Harding. We'll make sure you get everything that's
coming to you. Right, Captain Action Guy.
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You tell him, big guy, you have it one line again,
you know, Drep.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Drawers, it ain't all about me. It's about helping the people.
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What people well, so far it looks like poor stupid,
accident prone people and crappy cars exactly.
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Here's another good one.
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All of me is a egos minomere is pedro loco venido,
la casa de cocheses, mui grande iguardare muccio di nio
capitan laxion.
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You're telling Big I mean, see, okay, poor stupid, accident
pron Mexican people in the crappy card.
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Great.
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Now he's an idiot in two languages. And here's a
celebrity endorsement. Listen up, fool this mister t I'm pity
a fool that don't use money. Henry Cocolet and we
have the kids.
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Don't be a fool, stay in school, can't telling biguy, Well,
it could.
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Have been worse. At least it wasn't caratap I We're
doing that one next week.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Hey, here comes in one way. You get to play
for Moniker's new rack.
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So remember, y'all when you want boobes for less, it's
bibes for less.
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Any girl, any size, just called doctor Tourney today.
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One eight hundred forty four, eight sixty seven.
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That's one eight hundred and four Biggins.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
You tell them, big girl, roll up, Monica. I thought
you did a very good job for a first timer.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Hey what about me, big girl?
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Oh yeah, you were great too, especially like the last one.
Instead a big guy, you said, big girl.
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Two uni versatile, And you gotta admit old doctor Tony
did a heck of a job on Moniker's new headers,
didn't he eat?
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Okay?
Speaker 5 (22:34):
So, married man, how much longer you think we should
extend our stay? This is going so.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Well well, I think we need to at least stay
until some of these checks clear. Captain Action Guy, the
King of late night TV, adds holy anything for a
buck going and again next time when we hear the
guy from the Male impotence, remedy commercial say so call today,
increased potency and better performance are just a phone call.
Away action guys say and captain action girls say.
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We I'm so drunk and wailing down.
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I'm touching.
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Don't miss our Next speak the Tightening Adventure, Same Married Time,
Same Married channel.
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Look you'll find The Married nine h episode two about
a hour from right now.
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Right now, John boards everyday Time.
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Let's jump right in here for the big Old Bull,
Snod Prize, pug Alfalfa Bits, count Fudgila, Penacillos, Stabbios and
Aerosmith Sweet Emotions Toasted brand logs are all fictitious breakfast
cereals featured on this popular TV show.
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I've seen that it's called this grocery store sucks.
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Wow, horise up.
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I gonna note this one eight hundred Big Show you
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We played John Boy Jepardy. Next Good Monday morning, Big
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Show is on your radio.
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My video the Day brought you by the Bank of
America Roll Full four hundred Sunday, October eighth, shot him
motor Speedway man described sound of runaway military jet moments
before christ in South Carolina. Marine was a stealth Get
this one didn't know where it was for a couple
of hours, and this guy didn't.
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Report it know what it was either it could have
been a.
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Meteor or anything like that.
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Well you' what even if it was that?
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Right?
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Please, he's got the sound down.
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You check it out.
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Right now?
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He is Jon Boll And thank you.
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That's beautiful man, as I headed, Kenneth. He's down in pickin,
South Carolina. Good morning, Kenneth. Hey buddy, welcome man, welcome. Alright, Well,
let's see what you got. We're talking about Alfalpha bits,
count Fudgila pencil No penacillos is when Stabio's and Errosmith
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Sweet Emotions toasted brand logs. They are fictitious breakfast cereals
featured on this popular TV show. I guess you know it, Kenneth,
because you're here.
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What you got the.
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Simpsons? Yeah that was official.
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Again, the big Old Bulls not prispect for you, buddy
down the sweet little town of Pickens.
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You hang on, my man, Thank you, wee little down pickings.
What do you mean by that?
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Man?
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That sweet little spot was I supposed amazing.
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I was trying to compliment.
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Towns that I love. Right now, it's your news on
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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Do you know what a TED talk is?
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Yeah?
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No, okay?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Do you know what a TED is?
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No?
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You know what? Yes?
Speaker 9 (27:36):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (27:37):
TED talk is eight to ten, maybe twelve minutes of
a topic that enlightens you, teaches you something, or brings
you up to date on some new technology. TED stands
for technology, entertainment.
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And divisiveness design design design. Yeah, so it really it
covers everything in the world.
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You know those three? Uh you know, you fit just
about anything under one of those headings.
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Can we back up just for a second, divisiveness.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Smart.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
So so I heard of TED talk the other day
and it made me curious. I want to call this
thing something like you know Today, I learned, I learned,
and you're gonna love this Today. I learned. John Boy
was right?
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All right, now, let's hear about that.
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Read the headline that you see at the top of this.
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Why last second lane mergers are good for traffic.
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Ah, thank you.
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I've been raging that for years.
Speaker 8 (28:35):
We haven't thought about this, you know, because I'm gonna
I'm polite, you know, I just can't. I feel like
I'm breaking the rules if I'm zipping by everybody. But
as it turns out, they've done a lot of really
high level stuff there.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
We've been talking about this for years. Yeah, Johnny and
I are totally on the same page of this, and
I'm like, I'm surprised, but you're right.
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Like a lane lane ends of the mile, everybody gets
over to the level lane and you just wait in line.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
The lane's open. You don't have to they use it.
Speaker 8 (29:01):
It's an end for a lot of drivers that when
it says lane ends ahead, even if it's a mile
down the road, and often is, they'll get over way early,
leaving an entire empty lab So.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
Lane sit down in one spot. You're supposed to use
what they call a zipper move.
Speaker 8 (29:17):
That's exactly right. That's what I was going to tell you.
They've actually given it a name. It's called the zipper
move or zipper lanes.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Where you go to the end of lane and then
you're just a one at a time. Not yes, exactly,
but not not. Don't go to the very end.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Go as far as you can go, but don't entertain
your zoom down there and you know, blow your horn
you want.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
What you want to do is maintain your speed as
you're seeing the end come and then over your shoulder
you look for a place to just kind of like
a zipper tooth, and it actually does help cut down
on congestion.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
You'll argued with troopers about this. Yeah, I mean people
are on either one side or.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
The other, and a lot of people will try to
block you from from doing a yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh yeah, I forek that.
Speaker 8 (29:59):
And that's one thing to choose to get over and
not be a zipper, that's one thing. But to become
the vigilante of the rightway traffic.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
You're not a traffic cop. The traffic cop is the
traffic even me.
Speaker 8 (30:10):
I mean I'm already over, I'm behind you, and I'm
watching you get over and block the lane. I want
to get out and hitch you because they get out
of the way. Let them do what they're gonna do.
What you're gonna do.
Speaker 12 (30:20):
Slipper blockers, Yes, don't be a zipper blocker.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
So so you would think that now, first of all,
that what can we learn from that open lane?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
This was part of that talk.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
So that open lane tells you that more lanes should
make traffic flow faster. Right, Nope, more lanes more traffic.
It's just how it works because you make the route
look more attainable more, you know, it looks more efficient
to other drivers. So they now they add in and
(30:53):
then you're back to a traffic jam again. So if
you keep adding lanes. They they even showed one highway
in uh I believe it's in Texas has eighteen lanes,
nine lanes in each direction, and it's still a traffic jam,
slammed shut everywhere. On some things that you might consider,
you would have never thought of this. Intersections with traffic signals,
(31:14):
we you know, we encounter them all the time, and
I mean how many times you said it, like going
please change? You know, the more efficient way to do
an intersection is with a roundabout. They are putting those
in everywhere. Yeah, they've done a ton of me in
high level research, just like the zipper lang thing that
the roundabouts not only make the intersection safer because people
(31:39):
tend to travel through them more safely, but it makes
traffic more efficient. You'll go through that intersection much much faster.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Well, they're putting in like two on the routes out
closer to the farm. Yep.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
And another thing that causes a lot of problems for
traffic is driving under the speed limits.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yeah hallujah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
We have a what do they call it inner outer
loop that's basically just gotten opened up in our neck
of the woods, and we get to drive that way,
you know, from work to home every day and it
kills me that from the mall. You'll know what I'm
talking about. Guys, you know, drive it from Carolina Mall
all the way up to Ray Road. For some reason,
everybody slows down. The speed limit is seventy, but for
(32:22):
some reason you'll end up going fifty or forty five
miles an hour there for no reason, you know, so
going to speed limit. And if you don't go to
speed limit, even if you're in the right hand lane
and you're going forty five and a seventy, which I'm
telling you happens, and you know, so, that forces the
guy behind you to get over and over, and now you,
the slow driver, are occupying lanes. That is intended for
(32:46):
more cars.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
No makes sense, all right, So go to speed limit,
don't drive slower than the speed limit, and use the
lane when you can. Oh and make a zipper moved.
Speaker 12 (32:55):
Stop root in my life.
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I've got one too.
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Back when married Man Monday with adventures of drinking Buddy.
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At Meeting of the minds, as you know, we bring
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the pressing topics of the day.
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Tonight, we have stimulating guests.
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Indeed, first John Michael Osborne, but his friends know him
as Ozzie. Ozzy Osbourne. Ladies and gentlemen, you put people,
and on my left, I guess he's on everyone's left.
Is the forty sixth President of the United States, Joseph R.
Speaker 12 (34:57):
Biden. Let me start off with two.
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May in America.
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Gentlemen, welcome and thank you for being here. Let's get
right to it, shall we. Let's open our discussion with
the topic of the CERN particle accelerator. Some scientists warn
of dire consequences in its use. Thoughts mister Osborne, But.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
I mean it was I got fed up with the end,
so did everybody else around me.
Speaker 19 (35:24):
I couldn't continue to do in a compelling Indeed, mister Biden,
and my it will proceed.
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I can't even if I I think I do know,
but I'm not going to tell you because that would
not be a smart.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
Thing to do either.
Speaker 17 (35:37):
Insightful, very deep. Next, the world is still reeling from
the COVID pandemic. Now, how best can we prepare for
the next wave? Ozzie, let's hear from you.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
First, there was a plumber, There was some comby Mama
even working.
Speaker 12 (35:55):
Wise words, very wise words. And mister President, your thought.
Speaker 19 (36:00):
Los Angeles and uh and uh uh what am I
doing here?
Speaker 12 (36:06):
Fascinating now on the topic of climate change?
Speaker 17 (36:09):
What would you say to people who believe climate change
is just a scare tactic and a shameless cash grab.
Speaker 21 (36:15):
Aussie, there's no lawyer, it was, I mean other things,
rich and concise, mister President.
Speaker 20 (36:26):
There's a movie about John Wayne is in his scout.
They're in there on their horses and their saddles. The
Union's soul is basically saying, come with me, we'll take
care of you, will have anything to be good. And
the Indian looks at John Wayne and his points to
the Union so says he's a lion, dog faced pony soldier.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Well, there was a lot of line, dog faced.
Speaker 20 (36:48):
Pony storms out there about about Bobo warming.
Speaker 12 (36:51):
All of a sudden realize that it's a problem, a
unique perspective to be shown.
Speaker 17 (36:58):
And finally, as you know, as we always do here
on meeting of the minds, we pose a more esoteric question,
how long is just now?
Speaker 12 (37:07):
Aussie?
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I thought you were gonna be wrapped around the tray
with the dog slid.
Speaker 20 (37:11):
Let's start carry on as you're doing all the live
tuning and tuning, and they actually do nine.
Speaker 19 (37:16):
Hundred breathe And to you, mister President, the best way
to get something done if you, if you holds near
and dear to you that you.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Like to be able to.
Speaker 8 (37:32):
Anyway.
Speaker 17 (37:33):
And there you have the ladies and gentlemen, another scintillating
installment of meeting of the minds.
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Thank you, gentlemen.
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I'm going to go to bed the policy.
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And it's even better when we're listening to the John
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And thank you everybody that has up.
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You just threw me all off.
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National Lobster Day is our body's pinker and Bowden.
Speaker 23 (39:56):
I walk cook, and she walks away down in salty am,
seafood jababe and somewhere Queen the clown juice and seaweeded salad.
Some little shrimp just lured her away.
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Why lobster and never clounder, heat rapped to the line
round her and they drove off in his carpet. Why
lobster and never clounder, I octopuses, facing he'll only break
her heart.
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her and.
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They roll along in his carpet.
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Why lobster and never clounder?
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I bus six days in hell.
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Only racked her heart.
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Boy, I soared the fish she had gone back to me, Sandy,
I'd sure way of the time.
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Now, Richard, you know she just pulled that out tonight.
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I've got a hattock routine.
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You're probably right, but you know I've killed her picture
in my walleye just for the halib it.
Speaker 23 (41:48):
I wonder if she's still got mine in her perch?
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Did you did you say perch?
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Yeah, I'm afraid.
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So that's good for a moment there, I thought I
was losing my hairing.
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Well, we back squad all this sea horse and around
more of these people out there are going to a
state of sharp Yeah, we get out of here alive.
Speaker 12 (42:16):
It's gonna be a mackerel.
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Frankly scallop.
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I don't give a plann
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the matter.
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September twenty fifth, running out a month. We got to
(01:40):
cram some national days in here. See what we got
National Open, the Magic Day. It celebrates read alouds, picture books,
the love of reading, and students who struggle to find
their reading voice. Well point them out. Today is National
Daughter's Day. He all right, celebrate your daughters. Randy, you
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As they hear National Casadia Day, all right, National Family Day,
gether around the table, enjoy a meal together, to make
a good time to do it. This National Lobster Day,
and we will celebrate with Pink Heurta and Bowden. Now
if you all know Pingern Bowden, you know I personally
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Lobster Day later. National Tune Up Day that reminds homeowners
to prepare for the winter eating season.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Oh so, let's just tuning up your HVAC, not your car.
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Tune up your HVAC. National Comic Book Day. That's National
One Hit Wonder Day. Maybe we'll pick out some of
our favorite one hit wonder since we are in the biz,
I guess you'd say the Hall of Fame. You don't
know what we gonna do, all right, So hey, it's
(03:09):
not bad so far. Monday morning, we gonna get the
first price slat.
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get our categories. Nineteen ninety five Circuit Judge Joseph Wilson
and Columbia South Carolina refused to allow attorney Heather Smith
to enter a plea for her client because the female
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lawyer was wearing hants. Oh no, the hearing was postponed
ninety five.
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Ye see the judge, the judge gets to set the rules.
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That is the true.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Yeah, like Reverend Billy red College, Oh itchee courier, I
move up to one. Students heckled naked protesters during the
tenth annual Nude and Breast Freedom Parade in Berkeley, California.
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I see they're not working anything and they're getting made
fun of.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Yeah, it's never You know, that's not the parade you
want to go to because the people that will march
in it, the people that want.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
To march in that, you don't want to see them
march in it.
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One high schooler said, that's embarrassing and nasty. Old people
walking through here could get a heart attack. Give me one, please,
And finally, on this day. In twenty thirteen, several muppets
created by the late Jim Henson were donated to the
Smithsonian Museum of American History to join the already featured
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Kermit the Frog. Some of the characters that were donated
were mss Piggy, Fossy.
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Bear, and Elmo.
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The jury, the witness, fan and a girl.
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a bunch of them come towards you. Give us three
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The street.
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I tried to put her in there and look around.
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right here. This is for the wind.
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Swarming in my life.
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Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode Blazing Boots.
As our story opens, it's eight am in the dining
hall of the Headley Lamar Saloon and Boarding House in
rock Ridge, Kansas.
Speaker 15 (13:00):
Come out and Sam took golfies.
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Please you got it, miss Lely, So you're expecting company.
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I entertained an overnight guests after the show last night.
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What happened?
Speaker 15 (13:18):
He was a local guy, Clem Feesley.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
What, miss Lily, you turned down half the men in
rock Ridge, but you asked Clem Feesley to spend the night.
Speaker 12 (13:30):
Ain't exactly the best looking fell in town. What was
it about him that did it for you? Well it
was his boots. And the boots fancy are they?
Speaker 15 (13:41):
No? But they were really big, and he kept buying
me drinks. And at the end of the night they
said the soul Is it two? What they say at
men that were big boots? And he says, I guess
you'll have to invite me upstairs to find out.
Speaker 12 (14:02):
So I did. So was it two?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Not true?
Speaker 10 (14:07):
Okay? Sam?
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Quit trying to make time of my best goal.
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Morning.
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That a very good morning to you, Miss Lily.
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It's two.
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Hello cow boy, this is for you.
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A ten dollar bil shucks.
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You don't how to do that?
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No, no, I insist.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Oh, miss Lily, I'm pretty good, but I ain't really
in the business of charging for my services.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
That's not for services?
Speaker 10 (14:37):
Well, then, was it for?
Speaker 15 (14:38):
When you finish your coffee, I want you to go
over to the general store and buy yourself a smaller
pair of boots.
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We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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Oh, miss Lily, I don't.
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Huh is Monday morning like the last week of September
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Do you know what a TED talk is?
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Yeah?
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No, okay?
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Do you know what a TED is?
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You know what? Yes?
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Okay?
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TED talk is eight to ten, maybe twelve minutes of
a topic that enlightens you, teaches you something, or brings
you up to date on some new technology. TED stands
for technology, entertainment.
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And divisiveness design design design. Yeah, so it really it
covers everything in the world.
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You know those three? Uh you know, you fit just
about anything under one of those headings.
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Can we back up just for a second, divisiveness.
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Smart.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
So so I heard of TED talk the other day
and it made me curious. I want to call this
thing something like you know Today, I learned, I learned,
and you're gonna love this Today. I learned. John Boy
was right?
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All right, now, let's hear about that.
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Read the headline that you see at the top of this.
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Why last second lane mergers are good for traffic.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Ah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I've been raging that for years.
Speaker 8 (28:35):
We haven't thought about this, you know, because I'm gonna
I'm polite, you know, I just can't. I feel like
I'm breaking the rules if I'm zipping by everybody. But
as it turns out, they've done a lot of really
high level stuff there.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
We've been talking about this for years. Yeah, Johnny and
I are totally on the same page of this, and
I'm like, I'm surprised, but you're right.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Like a lane lane ends of the mile, everybody gets
over to the level lane and you just wait in line.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
The lane's open. You don't have to they use it.
Speaker 8 (29:01):
It's an end for a lot of drivers that when
it says lane ends ahead, even if it's a mile
down the road, and often is, they'll get over way early,
leaving an entire empty lab So.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
Lane sit down in one spot. You're supposed to use
what they call a zipper move.
Speaker 8 (29:17):
That's exactly right. That's what I was going to tell you.
They've actually given it a name. It's called the zipper
move or zipper lanes.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Where you go to the end of lane and then
you're just a one at a time. Not yes, exactly,
but not not. Don't go to the very end.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Go as far as you can go, but don't entertain
your zoom down there and you know, blow your horn
you want.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
What you want to do is maintain your speed as
you're seeing the end come and then over your shoulder
you look for a place to just kind of like
a zipper tooth, and it actually does help cut down
on congestion.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
You'll argued with troopers about this. Yeah, I mean people
are on either one side or.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
The other, and a lot of people will try to
block you from from doing a yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh yeah, I forek that.
Speaker 8 (29:59):
And that's one thing to choose to get over and
not be a zipper, that's one thing. But to become
the vigilante of the rightway traffic.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
You're not a traffic cop. The traffic cop is the
traffic even me.
Speaker 8 (30:10):
I mean I'm already over, I'm behind you, and I'm
watching you get over and block the lane. I want
to get out and hitch you because they get out
of the way. Let them do what they're gonna do.
What you're gonna do.
Speaker 12 (30:20):
Slipper blockers, Yes, don't be a zipper blocker.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
So so you would think that now, first of all,
that what can we learn from that open lane?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
This was part of that talk.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
So that open lane tells you that more lanes should
make traffic flow faster. Right, Nope, more lanes more traffic.
It's just how it works because you make the route
look more attainable more, you know, it looks more efficient
to other drivers. So they now they add in and
(30:53):
then you're back to a traffic jam again. So if
you keep adding lanes. They they even showed one highway
in uh I believe it's in Texas has eighteen lanes,
nine lanes in each direction, and it's still a traffic jam,
slammed shut everywhere. On some things that you might consider,
you would have never thought of this. Intersections with traffic signals,
(31:14):
we you know, we encounter them all the time, and
I mean how many times you said it, like going
please change? You know, the more efficient way to do
an intersection is with a roundabout. They are putting those
in everywhere. Yeah, they've done a ton of me in
high level research, just like the zipper lang thing that
the roundabouts not only make the intersection safer because people
(31:39):
tend to travel through them more safely, but it makes
traffic more efficient. You'll go through that intersection much much faster.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Well, they're putting in like two on the routes out
closer to the farm. Yep.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
And another thing that causes a lot of problems for
traffic is driving under the speed limits.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yeah hallujah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
We have a what do they call it inner outer
loop that's basically just gotten opened up in our neck
of the woods, and we get to drive that way,
you know, from work to home every day and it
kills me that from the mall. You'll know what I'm
talking about. Guys, you know, drive it from Carolina Mall
all the way up to Ray Road. For some reason,
everybody slows down. The speed limit is seventy, but for
(32:22):
some reason you'll end up going fifty or forty five
miles an hour there for no reason, you know, so
going to speed limit. And if you don't go to
speed limit, even if you're in the right hand lane
and you're going forty five and a seventy, which I'm
telling you happens, and you know, so, that forces the
guy behind you to get over and over, and now you,
the slow driver, are occupying lanes. That is intended for
(32:46):
more cars.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
No makes sense, all right, So go to speed limit,
don't drive slower than the speed limit, and use the
lane when you can. Oh and make a zipper moved.
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Stop root in my life.
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I've got one too.
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there's an easy way to do that. Get a text
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There some safety here. Drive stuff right now. I knew
I was right all these years.
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I'm Foster Pollock, and this is Meeting of the minds.
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At Meeting of the minds, as you know, we bring
together two great intellects from very different backgrounds to discuss
the pressing topics of the day.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
Tonight, we have stimulating guests.
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Indeed, first John Michael Osborne, but his friends know him
as Ozzie. Ozzy Osbourne. Ladies and gentlemen, you put people,
and on my left, I guess he's on everyone's left.
Is the forty sixth President of the United States, Joseph R.
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Biden. Let me start off with two.
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May in America.
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Gentlemen, welcome and thank you for being here. Let's get
right to it, shall we. Let's open our discussion with
the topic of the CERN particle accelerator. Some scientists warn
of dire consequences in its use. Thoughts mister Osborne, But.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
I mean it was I got fed up with the end,
so did everybody else around me.
Speaker 19 (35:24):
I couldn't continue to do in a compelling Indeed, mister Biden,
and my it will proceed.
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I can't even if I I think I do know,
but I'm not going to tell you because that would
not be a smart.
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Thing to do either.
Speaker 17 (35:37):
Insightful, very deep. Next, the world is still reeling from
the COVID pandemic. Now, how best can we prepare for
the next wave? Ozzie, let's hear from you.
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even working.
Speaker 12 (35:55):
Wise words, very wise words. And mister President, your thought.
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Los Angeles and uh and uh uh what am I
doing here?
Speaker 12 (36:06):
Fascinating now on the topic of climate change?
Speaker 17 (36:09):
What would you say to people who believe climate change
is just a scare tactic and a shameless cash grab.
Speaker 21 (36:15):
Aussie, there's no lawyer, it was, I mean other things,
rich and concise, mister President.
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There's a movie about John Wayne is in his scout.
They're in there on their horses and their saddles. The
Union's soul is basically saying, come with me, we'll take
care of you, will have anything to be good. And
the Indian looks at John Wayne and his points to
the Union so says he's a lion, dog faced pony soldier.
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Well, there was a lot of line, dog faced.
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Pony storms out there about about Bobo warming.
Speaker 12 (36:51):
All of a sudden realize that it's a problem, a
unique perspective to be shown.
Speaker 17 (36:58):
And finally, as you know, as we always do here
on meeting of the minds, we pose a more esoteric question,
how long is just now?
Speaker 12 (37:07):
Aussie?
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I thought you were gonna be wrapped around the tray
with the dog slid.
Speaker 20 (37:11):
Let's start carry on as you're doing all the live
tuning and tuning, and they actually do nine.
Speaker 19 (37:16):
Hundred breathe And to you, mister President, the best way
to get something done if you, if you holds near
and dear to you that you.
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Like to be able to.
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Anyway.
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And there you have the ladies and gentlemen, another scintillating
installment of meeting of the minds.
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Thank you, gentlemen.
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But I'll tell you what I don't know about you.
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I'm going to go to bed the policy.
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Thank you, and good night, good bartic bet show listeners.
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Some little shrimp just lured her away.
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round her and they drove off in his carpet. Why
lobster and never clounder, I octopuses, facing he'll only break
her heart.
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Did you did you say perch?
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