September 25, 2023 • 44 mins
(pt 2 of 2) In honor of National Comic Book Day, we're spotlighting our own Superhero, Married Man! - This time we'll follow the storyline of when Drinking Buddy hits it big!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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married man Monday, my redman, My ried.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Man drives around in a minivan. My colleen has nosing life,
will let him do?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
What a cheepers?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It's about timing group. Well, there's a screw you'll find.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
The married nine Last time married Man and college Buddy
thought they were headed for a meeting of a superhero union,
but found they'd actually stumbled into a trap set by
their arch enemy, de Vostman.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Will Wild, the monogamous moron and his idiot sidekick in
my clutches.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
At last divorce man, do you really find it necessary
to talk about us like that? He's a supervlain, You idiot,
College buddy, do you really find it necessary to talk
about me like that?
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Pilot's you fools?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Now, then, married man, I'd like you to meet.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
My evil counterpart to your pathetic pal college buddy, Say
hello to my somewhat tipsy henchman, the marinated malefactor, drinking buddy.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Sailor Rupy George, great Caesar's goat. It's Ronnie Ladford, the
most notorious guzzler in city college history.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
That's right, and today he lives only to do my bidding.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
See relieve married man of his cell phone, my gin
soaked crony holly shakedown.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Married man, without your cell phone, you'll be like spoder
Man without his webshooter, green lantern without his power ring,
like Aquaman without his uh his.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
Uh fish finder.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You're actually Aquaman doesn't use a fish finder. He summons
the denizens of the deep with his telepathic power.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Gentlemen, you're doing it again.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Sorry, So what manner of evil plan are you hatching? O?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Nothing much.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
I'm just going to hold you to right here until
say midnight. Oh, by the time you get home, your
wife will never speak to you again, which will mean
the end of your matrimonial marvels once and for all.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
You freened you wouldn't dare Just watch me. Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You're gonna keep us out till after bedtime on a
week night, that's your evil plans.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Silence worm drinking buddy, going to go over to sporties
and watch the game.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Keep our friends here until I get back.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
You got it, big Okay, married man, So what are
we gonna do?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Well? Tell you the truth, chum, I'm fresh out of ideas.
Speaker 9 (03:03):
Hey, as long as we're just sitting around waiting, anybody
care for cocktail?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Cocktail? Sure?
Speaker 10 (03:08):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
What hey?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
If the old ball and chain is gonna yell at
me anyway, I might as well enjoy myself while I
can here. I'll even be the bartender.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
H I like you, big guy.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
Let me have a gin and tonic.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Easy on the.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Tonic, married man, what are you doing? I'm living a
little college buddy. You heard the man. We're stuck. That's
no reason we have to be miserable too.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
You're already gonna be out till midnight. You go home
with liquor on your breath. Honey, bunny's gonna kick your bus.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You let me worry about honey Bunny. I do what
I want, and if she doesn't like it, well she
can lump it going.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
Big guy, Hey, ain't you having one?
Speaker 11 (03:50):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Here, you go ahead. I'll mix one up for myself
in just.
Speaker 9 (03:53):
A minute, suit yourself, pascitate through the gums, Look out, belly,
here she comes.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
You know I don't fit so hot, big guy.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Holy Frank party. He's out like a light.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Of course, don't you remember Ronnie back in college, how
his left eye would start to twitch right before he
passed out. I could tell just by looking at him
he was one gulp away from dreamland. Come on, let's
get out of here. Oops, almost forget my phone. Uh hello,
oh hi honey. Yeah, we're on our way out the
door right now. No, he ran into an old enemy
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of mine. What No, it wasn't the blonde bombshell. No,
I haven't run into her in years. I think she's retired.
Actually no, it was divorced man. Yes, him again. No,
I don't know what his problem is. Anyway, I'll be
home shortly. What's that?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Okay, do you want the regular or the super Maxis
with the wings? Okay, no problem? Bye, honey, Well, old chum,
looks like we've got to make a stop at the
food King. You know that bar that divorced man went
to a shi just around the corner. Shut up, college,
buddy and Saul another evil dua is smashed literally thanks
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to the quick thinking of your friendly neighborhood married man.
Tune and again next time when we'll hear drinking buddy, say, Hey.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Where's are my hat?
Speaker 12 (05:26):
Figure?
Speaker 9 (05:27):
Figure, Hey, it's a bigger place for a bar. Hey
if I get drink here at just certain people.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Don't miss our Next speak to tightening adventure, same married time,
same married channels.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Look you'll find the married mine.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
More adventures for drinking buddy, coming up right now. It's
the current events quiz Bidley what you got this morning?
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Animal crook news? Oh one ain't undred bigs?
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Are you told?
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rolling to you Monday morning. Set out video of the day.
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out man acting out for you the Big Show dot
com and right now pap squad okay comes.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Quis yea.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Hey, Curtis out of Brunswick, Georgia. Curtis, is that you?
Speaker 13 (07:16):
Yeah at me?
Speaker 10 (07:17):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
You got a weird It sound like a wild bird
is attagging you zone.
Speaker 13 (07:22):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
OK, I'm glad you made it here, Curtis. All right, Well,
let's listen to bell and you win this prize.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Peg Well.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
A Krispy Kream driver lost most of the orders in
his van while making a delivery to an Air Force
base in Anchorage, Alaska. It seems the driver left the
van's rear door open while he was inside making a
daily drop off, and a mama bear and her cub
got a whiff of the cargo, climbed aboard and went
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on a pastry fueled rampage. The driver tried to scare
the bears off by pounding on the side of the van,
and they were not impressed and kept right on eating.
It took ten minutes for the base security to chase
off the bears with loud sirens. The delivery van lost
dozens of donuts and over one hundred donut holes in
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the assault. The story made local news with the headline
a when animals attack donuts b the Great Crispy Kream
Caper or see comedian Burt Kreisher loses donut eating record
to even hungrier bears.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
What you got, Kurdis.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
And the goon?
Speaker 13 (08:35):
I had to peak sea, But John bo went behind
that truck?
Speaker 14 (08:38):
Was it.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
You make some you mad, some sireens and chase me off?
Speaker 13 (08:49):
They they probably said they'd even lead you. Look at
what can I give a shout out?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Well, of course you can.
Speaker 13 (08:59):
I don't want to give a shout out to a
lovely woman that just got over a stage for lung cancer.
I love her to dance as my wife to twenty
first of this month her birthday, man, I wish her
happy birthday. And y'all, y'all do a want to put
job because y'all put plenty of smiles on people's faces
out here. Good work.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Well we appreciate that. Curtis, thank you so much. You
hang in there, buddy, and hang on and attack.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
Is gonna hook you up, all right, yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
All right, buddy. It's a bottom of the hours. It
seems it's a time of your news right on the
other side.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Man, if you do be.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Mmmmmmmmmm, good morning, big shows on the radio.
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It's Monday.
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of the morning Tator hardy game of that which was
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Your heads up.
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That's right here, Mario, please some boo boos.
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Sounds are good.
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Our video of the day we put pictures with this
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What in the of this?
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You know, people of the lamb the common play of
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Speaker 10 (12:06):
Big Joe Rose, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It's a big show on the radio twenty minutes away.
I have another episode of Married Man featuring drinking Buddy
on a married Man Monday.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Right now, let's get around and turn it over to
mister Rubarb.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
Thank you give me the beat.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
An say anytime now.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I'm sorry, Hello boys and girls.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
This is your vaguely off putting but basically harmless old pal,
mister Rubark, And this is story time. Today's story is
called a Meir's summer job many years ago.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Got a minute.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Many years ago, during the Islamic Revolution, a man named
Ali Mohammed left his home in Iran and moved his
family to America. He got a job working at a
Tyson chicken processing plan. Every day, mister Muhammad saw huge
buckets of chicken beaks being thrown away. He knew there
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were many parts of the world where pickled chicken beaks
are a delicacy. He asked his boss if he could take.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
The beaks home. The boss agreed, and a new business
was born.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Mister Mohammed started pickling small batches of the beaks and
sold them to ethnic food stores all over the city.
When mister Mohammed's son, Emir, got his driver's license, his
father gave him a job delivering pickled chicken beeks. He
put a waterproof bedliner in the back of the company
pickup truck. Every day he would fill the back of
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the truck with pickled prine, dump a load of chicken
beaks in it, and send his son off.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
To deliver the beaks to the stores.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
And because he was a very stern and frugal man,
mister Muhammad didn't actually pay his son with money. Instead,
Emir's mom would make her son's very favorite dish, a
delicious pie made with sweet fruit and berries wrapped in
a large slice of peeda bread. Amir loved the pie
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so much he was happy to work for food, And
so mister Muhammed's son got his very first summer job
delivering orders for his father's company.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Instead of money, he.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Got paid a pita pipper pickup a pickle packers.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
That was kind of a long time.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I want to do it again, a pita popper pickup
of pickle packers.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
No, no, that's good, and that's it for this edition.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Of story Time Tall we meet a kid. This is
mister Rubarb reminding you be cool. Staying is cool and
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Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Do you see as the weirdest dream?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
The other night I was duct taped to an examination
table while a bunch of metal patients were mumbling gibberish.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Into my ear.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yo, yo yo, y'all. Turns out it weren't no dream.
I was just listening to wordy word on the Big
Show with John boy and Billy. Someone needs to heard
those losers into the not okay corral.
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Yeah, yeah, more than It's a big sew on the
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radio for your Monday and John Boyd's Wonderful Things Giveaway
number eighty three. Here's a Cammi Award Plague presented to
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A nice paperweight talking piece my moon Pie shirt.
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Speaker 6 (17:09):
Ah, you are back.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I'm married man now was something to hope you really
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Your morning.
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Guess Phinton, were you fill up?
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right now, My reed man, myried.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Man drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
My pen has nothing.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Life will let him do.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
What a chee says, it's about timing grooves. Wherever there's
a screw looks you'll find The married Mine.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Story opens on a Sunday Saturday afternoon in Central City College.
Buddy has been some until married Man's basement to see
his brand new Fortress of matrimonitudes. Right over here, there's
a police scanner, a recharger for the shrew phone, and
a map of the city with push pins to track
ongoing crime waves. Pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Huh huh, oh yeah boy, yes great, I tell you.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
I think this top secret retreat is gonna be just
the thing to jumpstart our crime fighting career. Stick with me,
old chum, nothing's gonna stop us. Now, excuse me just
a second. Hello, Yes, hun a visitor?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Who is he?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
He said he was an old friend of mine, and
you send him around to the basement door.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Well, there goes our top secret retreat, I said, every guy, Great,
Caesar's goat.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
It's our old classmate, Ronnie Ludford, otherwise known as divorce Man,
Schnuckered sidekicks drinking buddy, that's my name, big guy.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
I don't wear that.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
What are you doing here? You marinated malcontent?
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Think it?
Speaker 9 (19:27):
He's a big guy. I just came back to talk.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
What could we possibly have to talk about?
Speaker 9 (19:32):
I get to that first things first, y'all got anything around.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Here and make a drink with Hey, Ludford, why don't
you pop a cap in one of those many bottles
you got in your utility belt there.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
Well that's my emergency, kid, big guy, And I ain't
real sure when I get to fill it up again,
says how, I'm out of work riding now?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Out of work?
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Yeah, divorce man put me on the road, fired me.
He hurt me, big guy. Here, let me show you
how much he hurt me.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Don't show how badley he was hurt. Drinking buddy reaches
out and pinch his college buddy on the left. Kninny,
you're stupid.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
You hit me, big guy, Keep your hands off me,
a dumb rummy. So you're out of a job. Huh yeah,
thanks to you too, us. Yeah, after I let you
ins escape last time. Divorce man told me to clean
out my locker. He said I was unreliable, said I
was a loser. He hurt me, big guy. Here, let
me show you how he don't do that again.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Man.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Sorry, anyway, since.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
I've been out of work, I had a lot of
time for thinking and no offense, big guy. But you
and duper Geer's hear ain't hitting on a whole lot
on your own. I ain't what you fellers need as
a team. A team, yeah, you know, like the Justice League,
the super Friends, the Avengers, the X.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
File, that's the X Men.
Speaker 9 (20:45):
Well, I ain't up on all the latest ones, but yeah,
I mean think about it, big guy.
Speaker 10 (20:49):
It'd be great.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
You can have like a fire guy and a water guy,
and a bird guy.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
And a guy that stumbles around with liquor on his breath.
Speaker 9 (20:57):
Yeah, that when I could help you with a big guy.
And will you get us a girl that dresses up
in leather like old Zener the Warrior Princess Landford.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
You're an idiot.
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Hey, I ain't got every single detail worked out, Look,
big guy, if I know that I was gonna be
under the microscope out of ward a different.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Shirt college buddy, could I talk to you in private? Ronnie?
Would you excuse us for just a second. You got
a big guy?
Speaker 9 (21:18):
You matter? If I look in refrigerator for some my whistle?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Well, I guess that'd be okay. Just don't try to
strike up a conversation with my wife or anything.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Okay, married man, you're not really thinking about going along
with a stupid.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Plan, are you?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Jum As weird as it might sound, this super team
idea may have potential.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
Potential for what disaster?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
No, no, look at this brochure I just got in
the mail.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Super heroes deserve super coverage.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Says here. If we can get a team of five
heroes together, we'd be eligible for a group health plan
from Northwestern. Look, it's got gentle and everything.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
You want a team up with that gin Blossom just
to get a good rate on health insurance.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
It's not just that I think he's right. We need
some new blood freshen things up.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Where are we.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
Gonna find these other heroes?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Well, we'll have an open tryout. Say next Saturday, we'll
put an ad in the classifieds. Make up some flyers,
put them on the bulletin board down at the community center.
Oh and Oldie's ninety one point five has got that
Sunday morning job line program. I bet we could get
on that. Come on, it'll be fun. I've always wanted
to lead a team of superpowered heroes.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
What do you say?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
I think you're nuts. Will be that as it may.
I am the senior partner, so I get to make
the call. Okay, I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
Hey me, guy, look what I found in the bottom
of the vegetable drawer. Some ice cold zeemers married man,
you drink zema.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
I think Honey Bunny brought those home from a bachelorette
party last year. White bears, who the fuck it?
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Still gets the.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Job done, though, So what do you think about my idea,
Dear big.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Guy Ronnie, Believe it or not, I think it might work.
We'll hand pick a team of heroes from around the world.
World will stare evil right in the face and say, hello,
honey Bunny, what can I do for you? Yes, my
my friend is back here in the basement with us. No,
I don't think he's gonna be coming back to the
house at all. Yes, I'm fairly sure. Okay, han Uh, Ronnie, Uh,
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We'll call you. Would you mind leaving through that door
you came in?
Speaker 9 (23:22):
No sweat, big guy, I can't hardly wait this. Neil's
gonna be bigger than wrestleman.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Here my matrimonial models forming a new super team with
drinking body Holly bad idea.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Do that again.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Next time. We we'll hear drinking Buddy say.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Hey, big girl, nice costume.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I like you, You like me.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Don't miss on next spinct tightening adventure, Same married time,
Same married channel has love.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
You'll find the.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Married nine I guess the man and we will have
the reunion episode the Married Man before we get out
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Team up, play next.
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on the John Boy Milla side.
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Yes?
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Uh?
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They are in the what the theater in the.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Audience, monster Jackie, I will end up with a four
score four? All right, Mike and Taylor Ready for round one?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Mike are you ready? Yes, okay, and go in the pool.
Speaker 14 (26:34):
You have the deep end and you have the what end? Yes, sir,
this is the the tailing of the train is the
what the last car? It's called the this is what
these are wood and they stack a lot of things
on a lot of merchandise and then wrap them up.
What is the wood part called? Let's probably forklift forklifts.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Pick them up?
Speaker 14 (26:58):
Yes, you go, and you see fish in this big worry?
Uh huh?
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Rock can't y'all at four score as well?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
More?
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Didn't it just a roller coaster of emotions?
Speaker 10 (27:16):
I laugh?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
I cried?
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Boys, when you settle it in one more round call
you with Billy.
Speaker 10 (27:22):
Are you ready ready?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Hey? Wan, Car, are you on this spagerphone? Yes, okay,
you kind of knocked out a few times. That cost
me one and a half seconds on our round man.
So yeah, okay, here we go now starting the clock.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Now, when you're gonna see a band perform live, you're
going to a what concert?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
There you go?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
The doctor listens to your heart with this.
Speaker 10 (27:52):
Let's go wow, let's see you roll this?
Speaker 6 (27:55):
You roll stuff in this.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
It's a big bucket with uh that that rolls instructures
and two handles on the back. And the opposite of
private is.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
The opposite of private is it's.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Got three on the board on it four seven total
for Carl, so, Mike and Randy three the tie four
to whim.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Sorry for the extra bell.
Speaker 10 (28:28):
I leaned on it.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
I sell you Mike. Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
And go?
Speaker 15 (28:35):
They say you can't do certain things when you're out
in front of all the people. What what what is
that area called? Or it might be like John Dillager
was blank enemy number one public. So this machine makes
additional images of an original a copy.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
You go, all right, So this is the part of
your car that has the gears.
Speaker 15 (29:01):
Transmission, all right, So this is a special dance thing
wear two twos?
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Oh the buzzer you know what that means?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Over time?
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Seven to seventh store? Do they go fifteen seconds more?
To see a week and subtle it?
Speaker 17 (29:22):
Alright, Car, me and you for.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
The first fifteen? Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Buddy?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
I thought he was supposed to choose.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's right, that's right. Yeah, Carl,
you get the choice, Bardy, who you want.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Me or Billy?
Speaker 16 (29:36):
I'll take you.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
All right, Well, let's taboo my man one more time.
Oh that we'll get all right, and we go by
starting the clock.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Oh no, no, no, no, me and Carl.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I gotta make sure I got the right one up.
All right, Mike, you hold on, okay, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Now, girls do this dance and two twos ballerina, No, no,
the whole thing. We're going to the what? Yes, okay?
Speaker 10 (30:04):
All right?
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Hey, if you come in first place, they'll give you.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
A gold what not a medal?
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Right?
Speaker 14 (30:09):
No?
Speaker 18 (30:10):
What?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
God? Oh god.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
God? All right, at least we put one on the board.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
All right, Mike, would you like Tata Randy for your
verse fifteen?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Let me turn you up? Said I was not worried
about it, all right, Mike, who you want tator Randy? Okay,
good choice? Ready that margin ready Mike, and go hey,
this is.
Speaker 14 (30:37):
What you They give you, the big big cup. It's
a big what when you will? Yes, sir, you know
you feel shameful, you feel this, or they might say
you're not innocent.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
You are wilky.
Speaker 10 (30:48):
Yes, and you did it for the wind. Dog gone
and to say come my bad man.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Messed up, but you can try again anytime.
Speaker 10 (31:04):
Oh gone, all right, it was fun.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
It was all right, man. I appreciate you, Sorr. I
froze up.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
That was a good I'm taking hard in carling. Really yeah,
all right, Mike, Hey, turn it on.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
I'm happy for you. Buddy.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You got the big old load Tiger's prize pack. We'll
get it to you down Pensacola.
Speaker 13 (31:24):
All right, budd, I appreciate it, and I gave one shutout.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
You go ahead.
Speaker 13 (31:29):
All my co workers at Pensacola Glass Company for getting.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It done every day out of boy, Mike, you and
you was that, buddy. Hang on, Jack can hook you up.
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David Harris from Rutgersville, Virginia. Mary o'fann my old childhood
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And when I go astray, he's with me all the way.
It's Mario.
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He's miss understool. He's in the way. He's Mario.
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But Mario don't feel good.
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Boom boooooooooo, myril don't feel good. And when he drives,
he swears, he gets on all my nerves.
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It's Mario.
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He's miss understool.
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It's every day with Mario.
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Mario.
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Don'ty Myrio, dancey whoa o Mario?
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Oh Mario, only Mariol?
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Only Mario does master.
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Me?
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Okay, everybody's complaining, going on, worried about thanks, crying out loud.
It's jobs out there that's a little bit more difficult.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Than what you got in here.
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Please please calm down. Be a president of his job.
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Don't complain all the time, don't argue, don't don't just
go on and bother.
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Please, crying out loud.
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Myial, don't he ain't no klonel cob.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
This is his only job.
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It's Mario. He's misunderstood every day with Mario. But Mario.
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Don't feel myial?
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Don't see god?
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Whoa Mario? Oh Mario? Only Mario does my s.
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Fool me? Please? Please?
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Speaker 6 (37:21):
Good Monday morning, make shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Here for a few more minutes, glady with us right
here wrapping up our married man Monday.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
My redmand, My redman drives around in a many van.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
God a wife and some kids. He's a wife's on
the kids.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
There goes my red man.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
How's he deal?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Listen, dude, the sport guy's really screwed, Hanging on by
a thread cord of milk, loaf of bread. There goes
the married man, got a big gas grill, buys his
clothes up the gap, and he's just about had enough.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
For this carr married man, My ried man, friendly.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Neighborhood married man.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
My him has no single wife.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Or let him do what they she says, it's about
timing groove. El where there's a screw up, you'll find
the married man.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
As our story opens, married man and his crime fighting
colleagues are aboard the minivan after an eventful visit to
the Brushywood Nuclear Station.
Speaker 6 (38:43):
Move over, Ledford, you're hog in the seat.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
You know you could ask nice old dropper Jars. There
ain't much home people skills, is it?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
You got that right?
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Hold it down just for a second, guys. Hello, alright,
honey bunny. Yes, I know. I said i'd be home soon.
But we hit a little snag at the nuclear plant
while we were trying to give ourselves superpowers. Well remember
how we zapped drinking buddy with radiation and he turned
into this giant, hulking monster. Well we zapped him again
and he split into two identical twins. We're kind of
(39:16):
trying to get him put back together right now. What Yes,
both of them are big drinkers. Yes, I know you're
making KARAOKEI pop Rose for dinner with any luck at all,
I'll be home in one hour or so. Okay, honey, buye.
Speaker 9 (39:30):
Hey, big guy, did it hurt?
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Did what hurt?
Speaker 9 (39:33):
When your wife stuck a ring in your nose?
Speaker 10 (39:36):
Going, big guy?
Speaker 6 (39:39):
So where are we going anyway?
Speaker 4 (39:41):
To see a friend of mine over at the college.
If anybody can figure out how to put Humpty and
Dumpty back together again, it's him. Hey, big guy, sure
would be nice to stop out somewheres for a cockcall.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Like what you think, big guy?
Speaker 10 (39:54):
Hey, he was not the lame You.
Speaker 6 (39:55):
Know, there's only two of him, but he's three times
as annoying.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
More months later that has functional super quartet arrive at
the destination.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Oh well, well, married man, nice to see.
Speaker 10 (40:10):
You, yo, Come on in the lag.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Oh the old friend sherman klump. This is my crime
fighting sidekick college buddy. This is our new associate drinking buddy.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
And so is this evening professor?
Speaker 14 (40:22):
Was that doc?
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Going, big guy, We really appreciate you meeting us like this.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Oh, no problem, family, and I would just hit it
out to the cafeteria.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
When you call your families here.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Yep, folks, I'd like you to meet Central Cities Number
one superhero married man.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Oh this is just.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Fair Berleus, the real life celebrity.
Speaker 5 (40:40):
Married man, married man, married man. Look who we got
with him? It's the before and before tweet.
Speaker 8 (40:46):
Hunt your mouth that's gonna tag along. My blood sugar
gonna get messed up if I don't have something to eat.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Part it soon.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
Woman. The man ain't got time to hear about all
your little eggs pain.
Speaker 8 (40:56):
Better back up out of my face there, cletus bid
lace down on you.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Well, bring on the noise, bring on the funk, mama,
cletus please.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Uh so, professor, what's your take on our little situation here?
Speaker 5 (41:09):
Well, according to some research I've done on the subject,
it's theoretically possible to recombine your twin friends here into
a single entity. In fact, I've developed a special experimental
procedure that'll do just that. First that each of you
needs to take a drink of this special formula I'll
just pourt in these test tubes here.
Speaker 9 (41:27):
Hey, big guy, I got a shot glass in my mentality. Man,
Hey makes a small world, ain't it?
Speaker 8 (41:33):
I heard that?
Speaker 6 (41:34):
Okay, okay, you're just alike.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
We got it now here you go, Phillis, Now drink
that down.
Speaker 9 (41:45):
Who as my strong bigguy tas kind of like turpentine
and he would know.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Okay, now what, Well, the formulas temporarily destabilize your friend's
molecular structure.
Speaker 6 (41:57):
You kidding, he's been to stabilized since of late seventies.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Now I want you, gentlemen, to stand at opposite sides
of the room and to run toward each other as
fast as you can.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
Well, assuming that they're actually capable of pulling that off.
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 5 (42:11):
Well, you see, when they collide, the impact should drive
the unstable molecules back together, turning the twins back into
a single entity.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Sounds good to me. Okay, drinking buddies on your marks,
Get set go.
Speaker 9 (42:24):
Red Rover, Red Rover, send me right over.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
About drinking buddies larch toward each other and collide with
a resounding impact. Great, Caesar's goat, they're back together.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
You know, all that running made me kind of thirsty,
hate play, doc, you got anything to drink around here?
Speaker 6 (42:44):
It worked.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
He's back to his old self. Sherman, you're a genius.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah, we got our drunk back that ought to win
him the Nobel prize.
Speaker 8 (42:53):
Y'all ain't gotta run right off, now, do you. I
kind of like to get to know you a little better.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
The superman that's married man.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
Oh, look at damn kite. I've got a nine zeq
one older fella. Hey, any chance of y'all zapping if
one hit too, I wouldn't mind running off three or
four copies of hem.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Don't keep running out, No offense, ma'am, but you're creeping
me out. And so all the drinking buddies are reunited again.
We'll leave it to you whether or not that's a
good thing. Ki. And again next time when we'll have
Granny say, if you go out grank, form all my
tremonial marbles. Don't mess our next spink tightening adventure, same
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Do please probly?
Speaker 4 (44:31):
Why does there anybody want you to be happy to that?
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married man Monday, my redman, My ried.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Man drives around in a minivan. My colleen has nosing life,
will let him do?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
What a cheepers?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It's about timing group. Well, there's a screw you'll find.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
The married nine Last time married Man and college Buddy
thought they were headed for a meeting of a superhero union,
but found they'd actually stumbled into a trap set by
their arch enemy, de Vostman.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Will Wild, the monogamous moron and his idiot sidekick in
my clutches.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
At last divorce man, do you really find it necessary
to talk about us like that? He's a supervlain, You idiot,
College buddy, do you really find it necessary to talk
about me like that?
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Pilot's you fools?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Now, then, married man, I'd like you to meet.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
My evil counterpart to your pathetic pal college buddy, Say
hello to my somewhat tipsy henchman, the marinated malefactor, drinking buddy.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Sailor Rupy George, great Caesar's goat. It's Ronnie Ladford, the
most notorious guzzler in city college history.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
That's right, and today he lives only to do my bidding.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
See relieve married man of his cell phone, my gin
soaked crony holly shakedown.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Married man, without your cell phone, you'll be like spoder
Man without his webshooter, green lantern without his power ring,
like Aquaman without his uh his.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
Uh fish finder.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You're actually Aquaman doesn't use a fish finder. He summons
the denizens of the deep with his telepathic power.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Gentlemen, you're doing it again.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Sorry, So what manner of evil plan are you hatching? O?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Nothing much.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
I'm just going to hold you to right here until
say midnight. Oh, by the time you get home, your
wife will never speak to you again, which will mean
the end of your matrimonial marvels once and for all.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
You freened you wouldn't dare Just watch me. Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You're gonna keep us out till after bedtime on a
week night, that's your evil plans.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Silence worm drinking buddy, going to go over to sporties
and watch the game.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Keep our friends here until I get back.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
You got it, big Okay, married man, So what are
we gonna do?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Well? Tell you the truth, chum, I'm fresh out of ideas.
Speaker 9 (03:03):
Hey, as long as we're just sitting around waiting, anybody
care for cocktail?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Cocktail? Sure?
Speaker 10 (03:08):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
What hey?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
If the old ball and chain is gonna yell at
me anyway, I might as well enjoy myself while I
can here. I'll even be the bartender.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
H I like you, big guy.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
Let me have a gin and tonic.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Easy on the.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Tonic, married man, what are you doing? I'm living a
little college buddy. You heard the man. We're stuck. That's
no reason we have to be miserable too.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 6 (03:33):
You're already gonna be out till midnight. You go home
with liquor on your breath. Honey, bunny's gonna kick your bus.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You let me worry about honey Bunny. I do what
I want, and if she doesn't like it, well she
can lump it going.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
Big guy, Hey, ain't you having one?
Speaker 11 (03:50):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Here, you go ahead. I'll mix one up for myself
in just.
Speaker 9 (03:53):
A minute, suit yourself, pascitate through the gums, Look out, belly,
here she comes.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
You know I don't fit so hot, big guy.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Holy Frank party. He's out like a light.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Of course, don't you remember Ronnie back in college, how
his left eye would start to twitch right before he
passed out. I could tell just by looking at him
he was one gulp away from dreamland. Come on, let's
get out of here. Oops, almost forget my phone. Uh hello,
oh hi honey. Yeah, we're on our way out the
door right now. No, he ran into an old enemy
(04:31):
of mine. What No, it wasn't the blonde bombshell. No,
I haven't run into her in years. I think she's retired.
Actually no, it was divorced man. Yes, him again. No,
I don't know what his problem is. Anyway, I'll be
home shortly. What's that?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Okay, do you want the regular or the super Maxis
with the wings? Okay, no problem? Bye, honey, Well, old chum,
looks like we've got to make a stop at the
food King. You know that bar that divorced man went
to a shi just around the corner. Shut up, college,
buddy and Saul another evil dua is smashed literally thanks
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to the quick thinking of your friendly neighborhood married man.
Tune and again next time when we'll hear drinking buddy, say, Hey.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Where's are my hat?
Speaker 12 (05:26):
Figure?
Speaker 9 (05:27):
Figure, Hey, it's a bigger place for a bar. Hey
if I get drink here at just certain people.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Don't miss our Next speak to tightening adventure, same married time,
same married channels.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Look you'll find the married mine.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
More adventures for drinking buddy, coming up right now. It's
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Animal crook news? Oh one ain't undred bigs?
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Are you told?
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Quis yea.
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Hey, Curtis out of Brunswick, Georgia. Curtis, is that you?
Speaker 13 (07:16):
Yeah at me?
Speaker 10 (07:17):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
You got a weird It sound like a wild bird
is attagging you zone.
Speaker 13 (07:22):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
OK, I'm glad you made it here, Curtis. All right, Well,
let's listen to bell and you win this prize.
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Peg Well.
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A Krispy Kream driver lost most of the orders in
his van while making a delivery to an Air Force
base in Anchorage, Alaska. It seems the driver left the
van's rear door open while he was inside making a
daily drop off, and a mama bear and her cub
got a whiff of the cargo, climbed aboard and went
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on a pastry fueled rampage. The driver tried to scare
the bears off by pounding on the side of the van,
and they were not impressed and kept right on eating.
It took ten minutes for the base security to chase
off the bears with loud sirens. The delivery van lost
dozens of donuts and over one hundred donut holes in
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the assault. The story made local news with the headline
a when animals attack donuts b the Great Crispy Kream
Caper or see comedian Burt Kreisher loses donut eating record
to even hungrier bears.
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What you got, Kurdis.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
And the goon?
Speaker 13 (08:35):
I had to peak sea, But John bo went behind
that truck?
Speaker 14 (08:38):
Was it.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
You make some you mad, some sireens and chase me off?
Speaker 13 (08:49):
They they probably said they'd even lead you. Look at
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Well, of course you can.
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I don't want to give a shout out to a
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I love her to dance as my wife to twenty
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Is gonna hook you up, all right, yes, sir.
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Mmmmmmmmmm, good morning, big shows on the radio.
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It's Monday.
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There's still got something to go here. A lot of
fun Store gonna be playing some wordy word requested bit
of the morning Tator hardy game of that which was
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Your heads up.
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That's right here, Mario, please some boo boos.
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That's not a boo boo.
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That's a b B b B.
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Yeah, it started as boo boo. It was a b
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We're not men?
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Uh chopping something. Play the Mario song for the.
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Crowd.
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Guess what did you expect? Welcome Sonny, make yourself at home,
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Sounds are good.
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Our video of the day we put pictures with this
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You know, people of the lamb the common play of
the New West, your head vision, you know moron.
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Big Joe Rose, Good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio twenty minutes away.
I have another episode of Married Man featuring drinking Buddy
on a married Man Monday.
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Right now, let's get around and turn it over to
mister Rubarb.
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Thank you give me the beat.
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An say anytime now.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I'm sorry, Hello boys and girls.
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This is your vaguely off putting but basically harmless old pal,
mister Rubark, And this is story time. Today's story is
called a Meir's summer job many years ago.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Got a minute.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Many years ago, during the Islamic Revolution, a man named
Ali Mohammed left his home in Iran and moved his
family to America. He got a job working at a
Tyson chicken processing plan. Every day, mister Muhammad saw huge
buckets of chicken beaks being thrown away. He knew there
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were many parts of the world where pickled chicken beaks
are a delicacy. He asked his boss if he could take.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
The beaks home. The boss agreed, and a new business
was born.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Mister Mohammed started pickling small batches of the beaks and
sold them to ethnic food stores all over the city.
When mister Mohammed's son, Emir, got his driver's license, his
father gave him a job delivering pickled chicken beeks. He
put a waterproof bedliner in the back of the company
pickup truck. Every day he would fill the back of
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the truck with pickled prine, dump a load of chicken
beaks in it, and send his son off.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
To deliver the beaks to the stores.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
And because he was a very stern and frugal man,
mister Muhammad didn't actually pay his son with money. Instead,
Emir's mom would make her son's very favorite dish, a
delicious pie made with sweet fruit and berries wrapped in
a large slice of peeda bread. Amir loved the pie
(14:46):
so much he was happy to work for food, And
so mister Muhammed's son got his very first summer job
delivering orders for his father's company.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Instead of money, he.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Got paid a pita pipper pickup a pickle packers.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
That was kind of a long time.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I want to do it again, a pita popper pickup
of pickle packers.
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No, no, that's good, and that's it for this edition.
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Of story Time Tall we meet a kid. This is
mister Rubarb reminding you be cool. Staying is cool and
remember only user slew drug later tins.
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Dear Diary, this is Gary.
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Do you see as the weirdest dream?
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The other night I was duct taped to an examination
table while a bunch of metal patients were mumbling gibberish.
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Into my ear.
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Yo, yo yo, y'all. Turns out it weren't no dream.
I was just listening to wordy word on the Big
Show with John boy and Billy. Someone needs to heard
those losers into the not okay corral.
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Yeah, yeah, more than It's a big sew on the
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radio for your Monday and John Boyd's Wonderful Things Giveaway
number eighty three. Here's a Cammi Award Plague presented to
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Guess Phinton, were you fill up?
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Man drives around in a minivan.
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My pen has nothing.
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Life will let him do.
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What a chee says, it's about timing grooves. Wherever there's
a screw looks you'll find The married Mine.
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Story opens on a Sunday Saturday afternoon in Central City College.
Buddy has been some until married Man's basement to see
his brand new Fortress of matrimonitudes. Right over here, there's
a police scanner, a recharger for the shrew phone, and
a map of the city with push pins to track
ongoing crime waves. Pretty cool.
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Huh huh, oh yeah boy, yes great, I tell you.
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I think this top secret retreat is gonna be just
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old chum, nothing's gonna stop us. Now, excuse me just
a second. Hello, Yes, hun a visitor?
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Who is he?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
He said he was an old friend of mine, and
you send him around to the basement door.
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Well, there goes our top secret retreat, I said, every guy, Great,
Caesar's goat.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
It's our old classmate, Ronnie Ludford, otherwise known as divorce Man,
Schnuckered sidekicks drinking buddy, that's my name, big guy.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
I don't wear that.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
What are you doing here? You marinated malcontent?
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Think it?
Speaker 9 (19:27):
He's a big guy. I just came back to talk.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
What could we possibly have to talk about?
Speaker 9 (19:32):
I get to that first things first, y'all got anything around.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Here and make a drink with Hey, Ludford, why don't
you pop a cap in one of those many bottles
you got in your utility belt there.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
Well that's my emergency, kid, big guy, And I ain't
real sure when I get to fill it up again,
says how, I'm out of work riding now?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Out of work?
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Yeah, divorce man put me on the road, fired me.
He hurt me, big guy. Here, let me show you
how much he hurt me.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Don't show how badley he was hurt. Drinking buddy reaches
out and pinch his college buddy on the left. Kninny,
you're stupid.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
You hit me, big guy, Keep your hands off me,
a dumb rummy. So you're out of a job. Huh yeah,
thanks to you too, us. Yeah, after I let you
ins escape last time. Divorce man told me to clean
out my locker. He said I was unreliable, said I
was a loser. He hurt me, big guy. Here, let
me show you how he don't do that again.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Man.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Sorry, anyway, since.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
I've been out of work, I had a lot of
time for thinking and no offense, big guy. But you
and duper Geer's hear ain't hitting on a whole lot
on your own. I ain't what you fellers need as
a team. A team, yeah, you know, like the Justice League,
the super Friends, the Avengers, the X.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
File, that's the X Men.
Speaker 9 (20:45):
Well, I ain't up on all the latest ones, but yeah,
I mean think about it, big guy.
Speaker 10 (20:49):
It'd be great.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
You can have like a fire guy and a water guy,
and a bird guy.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
And a guy that stumbles around with liquor on his breath.
Speaker 9 (20:57):
Yeah, that when I could help you with a big guy.
And will you get us a girl that dresses up
in leather like old Zener the Warrior Princess Landford.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
You're an idiot.
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Hey, I ain't got every single detail worked out, Look,
big guy, if I know that I was gonna be
under the microscope out of ward a different.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Shirt college buddy, could I talk to you in private? Ronnie?
Would you excuse us for just a second. You got
a big guy?
Speaker 9 (21:18):
You matter? If I look in refrigerator for some my whistle?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Well, I guess that'd be okay. Just don't try to
strike up a conversation with my wife or anything.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Okay, married man, you're not really thinking about going along
with a stupid.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Plan, are you?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Jum As weird as it might sound, this super team
idea may have potential.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
Potential for what disaster?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
No, no, look at this brochure I just got in
the mail.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Super heroes deserve super coverage.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Says here. If we can get a team of five
heroes together, we'd be eligible for a group health plan
from Northwestern. Look, it's got gentle and everything.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
You want a team up with that gin Blossom just
to get a good rate on health insurance.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
It's not just that I think he's right. We need
some new blood freshen things up.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Where are we.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
Gonna find these other heroes?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Well, we'll have an open tryout. Say next Saturday, we'll
put an ad in the classifieds. Make up some flyers,
put them on the bulletin board down at the community center.
Oh and Oldie's ninety one point five has got that
Sunday morning job line program. I bet we could get
on that. Come on, it'll be fun. I've always wanted
to lead a team of superpowered heroes.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
What do you say?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
I think you're nuts. Will be that as it may.
I am the senior partner, so I get to make
the call. Okay, I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
Hey me, guy, look what I found in the bottom
of the vegetable drawer. Some ice cold zeemers married man,
you drink zema.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
I think Honey Bunny brought those home from a bachelorette
party last year. White bears, who the fuck it?
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Still gets the.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Job done, though, So what do you think about my idea,
Dear big.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Guy Ronnie, Believe it or not, I think it might work.
We'll hand pick a team of heroes from around the world.
World will stare evil right in the face and say, hello,
honey Bunny, what can I do for you? Yes, my
my friend is back here in the basement with us. No,
I don't think he's gonna be coming back to the
house at all. Yes, I'm fairly sure. Okay, han Uh, Ronnie, Uh,
(23:19):
We'll call you. Would you mind leaving through that door
you came in?
Speaker 9 (23:22):
No sweat, big guy, I can't hardly wait this. Neil's
gonna be bigger than wrestleman.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Here my matrimonial models forming a new super team with
drinking body Holly bad idea.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Do that again.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Next time. We we'll hear drinking Buddy say.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Hey, big girl, nice costume.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I like you, You like me.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Don't miss on next spinct tightening adventure, Same married time,
Same married channel has love.
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You'll find the.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Married nine I guess the man and we will have
the reunion episode the Married Man before we get out
of here. Right now, let's play wordy Word one eight hundred,
Big show you told Free Line across America.
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Team up, play next.
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Good Friday morning. There's a big show on the radio.
September twenty second.
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My video of the.
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Day is a good laugh with them. Local news team
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Right now, let's play.
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I went to everybody's head.
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I bite the bad think the bird word. That a
wordy word.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Lets meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
It's we got Carl from Hatfield, Indiana. Good morning, Carl,
Good morning, Good morning, Monny. And we got Mike had
a Pensacola, Florida. Good morning, Mike, good morning, good morning. Alright,
boys Florida versus Indiana. On a couple of rounds of
wordy word. Mike, you're on team Tater and Randy Carl
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on the John Boy Milla side.
Speaker 10 (25:29):
Good luck to you boys.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
They have no fun here on fred morning.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I call me and you buddy, Ahi, Miss Fillers got
the words has hard. We're ready to go, all right,
starting the clock. Now, this guy pulls a rabbit out
of a hat.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
This guy makes a little dummies talk. Yeah, all right,
he uses one of these.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I'm speaking in the one right now microphone. Yeah, okay, Oh,
Fred and Barney we're on the TV show What and
willm and Benny what?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (26:07):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
People that clap?
Speaker 17 (26:09):
They are in the what the theater in the.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Audience, monster Jackie, I will end up with a four
score four? All right, Mike and Taylor Ready for round one?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Mike are you ready? Yes, okay, and go in the pool.
Speaker 14 (26:34):
You have the deep end and you have the what end? Yes, sir,
this is the the tailing of the train is the
what the last car? It's called the this is what
these are wood and they stack a lot of things
on a lot of merchandise and then wrap them up.
What is the wood part called? Let's probably forklift forklifts.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Pick them up?
Speaker 14 (26:58):
Yes, you go, and you see fish in this big worry?
Uh huh?
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Rock can't y'all at four score as well?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
More?
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Didn't it just a roller coaster of emotions?
Speaker 10 (27:16):
I laugh?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
I cried?
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Boys, when you settle it in one more round call
you with Billy.
Speaker 10 (27:22):
Are you ready ready?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Hey? Wan, Car, are you on this spagerphone? Yes, okay,
you kind of knocked out a few times. That cost
me one and a half seconds on our round man.
So yeah, okay, here we go now starting the clock.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Now, when you're gonna see a band perform live, you're
going to a what concert?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
There you go?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
The doctor listens to your heart with this.
Speaker 10 (27:52):
Let's go wow, let's see you roll this?
Speaker 6 (27:55):
You roll stuff in this.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
It's a big bucket with uh that that rolls instructures
and two handles on the back. And the opposite of
private is.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
The opposite of private is it's.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Got three on the board on it four seven total
for Carl, so, Mike and Randy three the tie four
to whim.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Sorry for the extra bell.
Speaker 10 (28:28):
I leaned on it.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
I sell you Mike. Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
And go?
Speaker 15 (28:35):
They say you can't do certain things when you're out
in front of all the people. What what what is
that area called? Or it might be like John Dillager
was blank enemy number one public. So this machine makes
additional images of an original a copy.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
You go, all right, So this is the part of
your car that has the gears.
Speaker 15 (29:01):
Transmission, all right, So this is a special dance thing
wear two twos?
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Oh the buzzer you know what that means?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Over time?
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Seven to seventh store? Do they go fifteen seconds more?
To see a week and subtle it?
Speaker 17 (29:22):
Alright, Car, me and you for.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
The first fifteen? Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Buddy?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
I thought he was supposed to choose.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's right, that's right. Yeah, Carl,
you get the choice, Bardy, who you want.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Me or Billy?
Speaker 16 (29:36):
I'll take you.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
All right, Well, let's taboo my man one more time.
Oh that we'll get all right, and we go by
starting the clock.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Oh no, no, no, no, me and Carl.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I gotta make sure I got the right one up.
All right, Mike, you hold on, okay, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Now, girls do this dance and two twos ballerina, No, no,
the whole thing. We're going to the what? Yes, okay?
Speaker 10 (30:04):
All right?
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Hey, if you come in first place, they'll give you.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
A gold what not a medal?
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Right?
Speaker 14 (30:09):
No?
Speaker 18 (30:10):
What?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
God? Oh god.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
God? All right, at least we put one on the board.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
All right, Mike, would you like Tata Randy for your
verse fifteen?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Let me turn you up? Said I was not worried
about it, all right, Mike, who you want tator Randy? Okay,
good choice? Ready that margin ready Mike, and go hey,
this is.
Speaker 14 (30:37):
What you They give you, the big big cup. It's
a big what when you will? Yes, sir, you know
you feel shameful, you feel this, or they might say
you're not innocent.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
You are wilky.
Speaker 10 (30:48):
Yes, and you did it for the wind. Dog gone
and to say come my bad man.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Messed up, but you can try again anytime.
Speaker 10 (31:04):
Oh gone, all right, it was fun.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
It was all right, man. I appreciate you, Sorr. I
froze up.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
That was a good I'm taking hard in carling. Really yeah,
all right, Mike, Hey, turn it on.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
I'm happy for you. Buddy.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You got the big old load Tiger's prize pack. We'll
get it to you down Pensacola.
Speaker 13 (31:24):
All right, budd, I appreciate it, and I gave one shutout.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
You go ahead.
Speaker 13 (31:29):
All my co workers at Pensacola Glass Company for getting.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It done every day out of boy, Mike, you and
you was that, buddy. Hang on, Jack can hook you up.
Good morning bike shows on the radio. Requested bedtime Well
dread told y'all. David Harris, Ruggersville, Virginia, was getting his
request when we were bbbing bout Mario. He said, play
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anything in balls, Maryo. Yeah, man, we're gonna go at
Merio golf on Monday night football. Make you no doubt, Tate.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
We'll say that.
Speaker 9 (32:06):
Do that right?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
All right, David, Well, your requests coming up next. It's
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This morning?
Speaker 6 (32:51):
David Harris from Rutgersville, Virginia. Mary o'fann my old childhood
buddy is a song.
Speaker 18 (33:00):
And when I go astray, he's with me all the way.
It's Mario.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
He's miss understool. He's in the way. He's Mario.
Speaker 18 (33:18):
But Mario don't feel good.
Speaker 12 (33:25):
Boom boooooooooo, myril don't feel good. And when he drives,
he swears, he gets on all my nerves.
Speaker 18 (33:50):
It's Mario.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
He's miss understool.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
It's every day with Mario.
Speaker 17 (34:02):
Mario.
Speaker 18 (34:04):
Don'ty Myrio, dancey whoa o Mario?
Speaker 17 (34:28):
Oh Mario, only Mariol?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Oh the uh the key to the GMC. Whoa maril
Oh Mario?
Speaker 18 (34:48):
Only Mario does master.
Speaker 14 (34:53):
Me?
Speaker 9 (34:58):
Okay, everybody's complaining, going on, worried about thanks, crying out loud.
It's jobs out there that's a little bit more difficult.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Than what you got in here.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Please please calm down. Be a president of his job.
Speaker 8 (35:14):
Don't complain all the time, don't argue, don't don't just
go on and bother.
Speaker 15 (35:19):
Please, crying out loud.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Myial, don't he ain't no klonel cob.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
This is his only job.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
It's Mario. He's misunderstood every day with Mario. But Mario.
Speaker 17 (36:02):
Don't feel myial?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Don't see god?
Speaker 11 (36:22):
Whoa Mario? Oh Mario? Only Mario does my s.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Fool me? Please? Please?
Speaker 18 (36:52):
Yeah, bib B.
Speaker 6 (37:21):
Good Monday morning, make shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Here for a few more minutes, glady with us right
here wrapping up our married man Monday.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
My redmand, My redman drives around in a many van.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
God a wife and some kids. He's a wife's on
the kids.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
There goes my red man.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
How's he deal?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Listen, dude, the sport guy's really screwed, Hanging on by
a thread cord of milk, loaf of bread. There goes
the married man, got a big gas grill, buys his
clothes up the gap, and he's just about had enough.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
For this carr married man, My ried man, friendly.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Neighborhood married man.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
My him has no single wife.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Or let him do what they she says, it's about
timing groove. El where there's a screw up, you'll find
the married man.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
As our story opens, married man and his crime fighting
colleagues are aboard the minivan after an eventful visit to
the Brushywood Nuclear Station.
Speaker 6 (38:43):
Move over, Ledford, you're hog in the seat.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
You know you could ask nice old dropper Jars. There
ain't much home people skills, is it?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
You got that right?
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Hold it down just for a second, guys. Hello, alright,
honey bunny. Yes, I know. I said i'd be home soon.
But we hit a little snag at the nuclear plant
while we were trying to give ourselves superpowers. Well remember
how we zapped drinking buddy with radiation and he turned
into this giant, hulking monster. Well we zapped him again
and he split into two identical twins. We're kind of
(39:16):
trying to get him put back together right now. What Yes,
both of them are big drinkers. Yes, I know you're
making KARAOKEI pop Rose for dinner with any luck at all,
I'll be home in one hour or so. Okay, honey, buye.
Speaker 9 (39:30):
Hey, big guy, did it hurt?
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Did what hurt?
Speaker 9 (39:33):
When your wife stuck a ring in your nose?
Speaker 10 (39:36):
Going, big guy?
Speaker 6 (39:39):
So where are we going anyway?
Speaker 4 (39:41):
To see a friend of mine over at the college.
If anybody can figure out how to put Humpty and
Dumpty back together again, it's him. Hey, big guy, sure
would be nice to stop out somewheres for a cockcall.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Like what you think, big guy?
Speaker 10 (39:54):
Hey, he was not the lame You.
Speaker 6 (39:55):
Know, there's only two of him, but he's three times
as annoying.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
More months later that has functional super quartet arrive at
the destination.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Oh well, well, married man, nice to see.
Speaker 10 (40:10):
You, yo, Come on in the lag.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Oh the old friend sherman klump. This is my crime
fighting sidekick college buddy. This is our new associate drinking buddy.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
And so is this evening professor?
Speaker 14 (40:22):
Was that doc?
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Going, big guy, We really appreciate you meeting us like this.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Oh, no problem, family, and I would just hit it
out to the cafeteria.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
When you call your families here.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Yep, folks, I'd like you to meet Central Cities Number
one superhero married man.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Oh this is just.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Fair Berleus, the real life celebrity.
Speaker 5 (40:40):
Married man, married man, married man. Look who we got
with him? It's the before and before tweet.
Speaker 8 (40:46):
Hunt your mouth that's gonna tag along. My blood sugar
gonna get messed up if I don't have something to eat.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Part it soon.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
Woman. The man ain't got time to hear about all
your little eggs pain.
Speaker 8 (40:56):
Better back up out of my face there, cletus bid
lace down on you.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
Well, bring on the noise, bring on the funk, mama,
cletus please.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Uh so, professor, what's your take on our little situation here?
Speaker 5 (41:09):
Well, according to some research I've done on the subject,
it's theoretically possible to recombine your twin friends here into
a single entity. In fact, I've developed a special experimental
procedure that'll do just that. First that each of you
needs to take a drink of this special formula I'll
just pourt in these test tubes here.
Speaker 9 (41:27):
Hey, big guy, I got a shot glass in my mentality. Man,
Hey makes a small world, ain't it?
Speaker 8 (41:33):
I heard that?
Speaker 6 (41:34):
Okay, okay, you're just alike.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
We got it now here you go, Phillis, Now drink
that down.
Speaker 9 (41:45):
Who as my strong bigguy tas kind of like turpentine
and he would know.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Okay, now what, Well, the formulas temporarily destabilize your friend's
molecular structure.
Speaker 6 (41:57):
You kidding, he's been to stabilized since of late seventies.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Now I want you, gentlemen, to stand at opposite sides
of the room and to run toward each other as
fast as you can.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
Well, assuming that they're actually capable of pulling that off.
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 5 (42:11):
Well, you see, when they collide, the impact should drive
the unstable molecules back together, turning the twins back into
a single entity.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Sounds good to me. Okay, drinking buddies on your marks,
Get set go.
Speaker 9 (42:24):
Red Rover, Red Rover, send me right over.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
About drinking buddies larch toward each other and collide with
a resounding impact. Great, Caesar's goat, they're back together.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
You know, all that running made me kind of thirsty,
hate play, doc, you got anything to drink around here?
Speaker 6 (42:44):
It worked.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
He's back to his old self. Sherman, you're a genius.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah, we got our drunk back that ought to win
him the Nobel prize.
Speaker 8 (42:53):
Y'all ain't gotta run right off, now, do you. I
kind of like to get to know you a little better.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
The superman that's married man.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
Oh, look at damn kite. I've got a nine zeq
one older fella. Hey, any chance of y'all zapping if
one hit too, I wouldn't mind running off three or
four copies of hem.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Don't keep running out, No offense, ma'am, but you're creeping
me out. And so all the drinking buddies are reunited again.
We'll leave it to you whether or not that's a
good thing. Ki. And again next time when we'll have
Granny say, if you go out grank, form all my
tremonial marbles. Don't mess our next spink tightening adventure, same
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You want to hear it.
Speaker 10 (44:19):
You love your man at dom.
Speaker 6 (44:24):
Do please probly?
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Why does there anybody want you to be happy to that?
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