April 3, 2025 • 40 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll introduce our listeners to some new friends - Leah and Bryan - together they are the country music duo called “Velvet Rodeo” - they are from North Carolina and are making waves in Nashville - check out their delicious harmonies on our FaceBook page - or look them up on YouTube.. - Hollywood Legend Alan Swann stops by.. - Doug Rice gets us up to date one last weekend’s NASCAR race in Martinsville as the boys load up and head to Darlington.. - Bluegrass icon Cindy Baucom dips her toes into Hip Hop.. - and Mad Max explains the problems with being a 60-year-old heterosexual…
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Taka do the doo hoping at on. It is Thursday,
April thirty. You got the Big Show on the radio.
We hit the ground running this morning, actually ended last
night running at the at the big party at Booker
Branch Ranch. Carla Cook doing what he does the chicken
Well Taylor Jackie was there to see it in person.
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Love it when they can make the scene let her.
We'll meet Twelvet Rodeo our entertainment for the night. And
if you're gonna go to j R Rodeo, you've got
them this weekend. The twenty twenty four Joshie Award winner
Duo of the Year, the Grand Old Iprey is all here.
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Capsule th in the morning, light tank hold guard twenty minute.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Show, the South's number one exports. I know this is
a touch of subject because we've had some serious, devastating hurricanes.
Katrina want to hit Louisiana. Ever since that's happened, you
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don't hear comedians, either on TV or in person, try
to make fun of that situation because the reason is
is the entertainer I don't want the audience to think
that he is insensitive to that kind of human suffering.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But since I don't care.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
What y'all think, I'm gonna go ahead and talk about it. Well,
you know there's gonna be other hurricanes. They're gonna be
only used and you're gonna be glued to the TV
and keep his in mind. Now, all joking aside, there's
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not much we can do about the Tordnator. Tornados are
too quick. There's virtually no warning. They can show up,
do their damage, be gone sometime in less than three minutes. Now,
listen carefully what I'm telling you. But you have the
history of mankind, there has never ever, been, not even once,
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any such thing as a sudden hurricane. They form hundreds
of miles out over the ocean. They track them for
two or three weeks. Every evening on the local television news,
the anchorman says to the viewing audience, Look, the hurricane
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will be coming through your neighborhoods a week from Tuesday,
and hell, they just wait on it. You'll see something
(09:27):
go on TV going maybe the turn full of gets here.
And I hope I'll live long enough for someone a
lot smarter than I to explain to me so I
can understand the mirror of plywood. There's always that one couple. Hell,
(09:57):
we ain't leave it. They inter you give them on
way to home depot. If we get some imply wood,
Hell we could ride it out. What the hell are
they find when they look out the window and see
that convoy of army jeeps, army trucks, helicopters, State police
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and National Guard? What the hell of they finery? But
all those people just couldn't find no damn ply wood.
But I tell you what, at least in this part
of the country, the Midwest, the southeast, see, we have
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to deal with the very worst Mother Nature can throw
at the human race. See on the West coast California,
they don't have tornadoes and they don't have hurricanes. That's
just on this coast. Tornades ookre in the midwest and
southeast New England like Vermont, Rhode Island, they don't have tornators.
You've heard this freshure. That's biblical and your mother has
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said it. You've heard it. God never gives us more,
puts more honors than we could have them. That's why
come he sends that stuff to us. He would never
send up tornators. Damn California. Hell, they just couldn't deal
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with it. That's why all they get. That's what I
call silly weather, limp wristed weather. Like MUD's like mud. Mud,
It's damn mud.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Wross in America?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Would mud be a natural disaster down there? We put
big wheels on something and get out and playing.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Seawn boy and dilly.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Who the hell do you think you are? Good morning radio,
dumb right, good morning to make shows on the radio.
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Here we go right now, it's time for an American
minute with Tank holgar.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
Thanks Redd, Hey America, Tank Holdgarth. Here got a minute
too bad? Make time, Put down your smartphone and dummy up.
I'm gonna lay some food for thought on you. And
if you're anything like the drooling human fungus that runs
wild in this once glorious republic.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You're knocking a.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Bad case of malnutrition. Tell the whole flipping country as
brain starving for a heap and helping of common sense. Well,
guess what Einstein here and luck I'm the by god
golden Corral of wisdom. So grab an extra plate or
two and a nice big ice cold glass to shut
your donut, drain and digest this table for one. Find
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it yourself. I'm not your mother. My day was teed
up to be a real special occasion special because I'm
too cheap to do it very often. And no, I'm
not talking about a hooker, But in hindsight it would
probably have been a better investment and a whole lot cheaper,
both financially and morally. The worst that can happen with
a hooker can be fixed with penicillin, calamine lotion, and
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a few hours of doctor Phil. But what I went
through is left me with night terrors, chronic nausea, and
the uncontrollable urge to slam my junk in a car door.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Of course, I'm talking about it.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Going to the movies, you know, in a good old
days entertainment did what it was supposed to do, entertained.
When you went to the movies, you knew what to expect.
You cheered the hero and booed the villain. The dog lived,
the boy got the girl, and the one constant in
every last flickering frame of spectacular celluloid was an unflinching
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and wavering, unashamed love of God and country. Today, the
bad guy is the good guy, the dog is now
a cat. The boy still gets the girl, but you
find out she used to be a boy, and the
boy digs it. And worst of all, Hollywood's kicked God
to the curb and got rid of the white and blue,
and now they're just playing godless red.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Maybe I'm a black and white guy in a technicolor world.
Maybe I believe in happy ending someplace other than the
massage parlor. Maybe, just maybe I'm living in the past.
You know, a past where tickets were cheap, you didn't
have to take out a second mortgage to buy popcorn,
and when you took your dear sweet sainted mother to
see gene Kelly, you sure hell didn't have to worry
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about him cussing a blue streak spitting on the American
flag or making out with Danny Kay, at least not
on screen, despite what you might have heard from some
people who were there. But they're all dead now, So
what the hell are you gonna do about it? Shake
my head? What the hell have you done to our
movies America? Personally, I blame Joe McCarthy. He had his
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chance to get the Red Menace out of Hollywood. He
rounded up that Comi trash and gave the pinkos their
pink slips, but he didn't finish the job. All the
turds were right there in the bowl and he was
one flush short of a phill septic tag. Fast forward
forty years and now look the historically American institution of Hollywood,
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his own lock stock and both barrels by communist China. Now,
how do you feel about ho Chi mini mouse? Comrade?
You like being lectured too by millionaire propaganda pimps saying
you're stupid because of who you vote for, all the
while running hard to the hoop on behalf of a
crooked old boozehound dressed as an oven mitt.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
That's some pretty boy.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Actor flies his hairstylists across country on a private jet,
so he looks good on camera when he tells you
you're destroying the planet because you drive a truck to work,
dare to have more than one.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Kid, and you eat bacon.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
When Americans ran Hollywood, actors were men and actresses were women.
Now you can't tell them apart. Girls got crew cuts,
guys got a man bunning. Both sides are flat chested.
I grew up watching real men like Jimmy Stewart, James Cagney,
and John Wayne. When war broke out, the biggest stars
in Tinseltown suited up to fight Tojo the Houn Hitler
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and whoever else dared kick dirt in the face of
Lady Liberty.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Hollywood was pro America, baby.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
They started the USO, they sold war bonds on their
own diamond, their own time, and they put their hand
over their heart when they said the Pledge of Allegiance. Now,
the warriors they support aren't the great American military kind.
They're the social justice kind. And the only place they
put their hand is in your pocket to steal your
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hard earned dollar to make sure some third world dirt
worshiper votes for their side. In return, you're forced to
watch their wicked Kamie agenda, dressed up like windbreaking emojis,
foul mouth superheroes and cowboys that don't ride horses. What
the hell? Well, well, look at the time, I've overstayed
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my welcome. But you know what they say, tough crap,
You're welcome. This is tank hole garth, stop sucking America.
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Speaker 1 (19:03):
Good morning, It's week showing the radio A long time
Big Show listeners know Carling Cook comes down. We have
us a shindig. Then first one in Little while man
out in farm what Kevin Sport. Good to see y'all again,
Man Katon and Grilling. We're gonna talk all about that
another season coming up. I know we got a lot
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of Alabama football fans. We got a couple of them
in here. We got a we got Nashville's country music sweethearts.
Now I've got to meet some cool people at the
farm thanks to call Kevin, A lot of people who
mick our boy moving around the Nashville's country music sweethearts.
I told you earlier. They're the twenty twenty four Josie
(19:44):
Award winner for Country Music Duo of the Year at
the Grand Old Opry. How about that kind of coming together.
And I want to shout out to Cindy Balkam Kneed
eating Bluegrass under the John One and Billy you know
Radio Network gonna be guest announced the Grand Old Opera
next Saturday, April twelfth. That's very special to her and
(20:05):
I know specialty' all too. May Good morning, Brian and
Leah as here we got in here velvet rodeo. So, Brian,
you from Hildebrann, North.
Speaker 11 (20:16):
That's right, that's all right, hildebrand North, Carolina, just outside
of Hickory.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Leah from Swansboro, that's.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
Right, little town on the coast. I'm a salty cowgirl.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
And you been in Nashville for the last three years
and I'm excited about this.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
Man.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Y'all got a TV series, Heartstrings coming out that's gonna
premiere on the American Country Network in June. We'll be
telling you about that, but tell us a little bit
what we can expect about that.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
Well, I'm a gonness we uh we we experienced so
many different things out on the road and traveling, and
they really wanted to get kind of just a unfiltered
you know, look at our lives behind the scenes of well,
not that unfiltered.
Speaker 12 (20:58):
We'll filter a few things. We will show you know,
that relationship aspect side of things, being in love and
traveling down the road, doing all these big shows and
and just having fun living the life. And I can't
tell you how many times we've had the craziest things
happened to us. And I've always said we should have
a show about this and dag them if they aren't
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giving us our own show.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
And it works out that Leah's not too hard on
the odds, I will tell you that. Talking about out
kicking coverage, yeah, Brian.
Speaker 11 (21:28):
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I've been told that a couple times.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
I've been told that there's a reason he keeps the
hat brim low.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, we need to get some pictures putting on their
John More and Billy Facebook page. I'll get jaded to
do that. The Velvet Rodeo. All right, so so dealers
and uh, by the way, tell us about the rodeo circuit. Yeah,
playing if you're around Charlotte, North Carolina, you can get
the Sea Velvet Rodeo.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's right.
Speaker 11 (21:51):
We uh, we started doing some stuff for jrs rodeo
and he does a lot of stuff in western North
Carolina and eastern Tennessee and where he booked us to do.
We're opening up all the rodeos for him this season.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
It's awesome. And there is one coming up this Friday
and Saturday. Does Jr's Rodeo in Hickory, North Carolin.
Speaker 11 (22:10):
That's right right up by the Crawdad Stadium.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
That's awesome to Hickory Crawdads.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Man, you and the baseball Lately Randy. Yeah, we'll meet
you there. We'll put okay, so Velvet Rodeo, Jr's Rodeo.
I want you guys, what about going on what's the
best way for our listeners like to follow you and
get to know you and all about the heart springs
of what's happening.
Speaker 12 (22:31):
We are on all the platforms. We got the Instagram,
we got the Facebook. You can find us on Spotify.
All our music's out there, Apple Music, Amazon Music. Wherever
you look for Velvet.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Rodeo, there we are.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
And for all the old school listeners, we are on
Velvetrodio dot com too, so you can you know, always
hit the hit the website to.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
You boy, good deal, Good to have y'all in here
with us this morning. We just hanging out and the
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and stay blue. Right now, we are Rosie Red in
the Big Show Studio. Happy. We are Carla Cook, Kevin Sport,
our Boy, Mick gating and grilling for Alabama fans. And
that's just the latest party that we're a part of. Hey,
good morning everybody.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Hey John Boy, what's up?
Speaker 11 (23:31):
Man?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
You know what's up? We had this big old meal
last night. Thank you for the charcold chips, John Boy
and Billy grilling sauce. Woo yeah charcoal. That's good man.
Now now y'all listeners. Last football season, you heard me
talking about gating and grilling the Alabama Tailgate Show always
special recipe. Why do you just lay it out for
(23:53):
our listeners that might not be be hip to y'all's
trip and so they will not miss it this year year?
What about that? Kevin? I'm gonna say, if I can
get your microphone on them, we'll be right there. So Barry, Mike,
you have to what.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
Allright, I'll share.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
All so gating and grilling Alabama Tailgates Show. All right, Gavin,
we think we got you on a hot one.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Now, Buddy, I'm on a hot yeah, I guess always hot.
What was the question?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Gating and grilling? The new season coming up for Alabama
football fans?
Speaker 13 (24:43):
Bigger Boulder, better touchdown. Tater over here is going to
have a lot to say about it. I imagine the
grill master himself. When you can bind food and sports
is pretty good combination.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I really, I really like what y'all doing. And then
with a different recipe that you share.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Thank you man.
Speaker 13 (25:00):
Yeah, and Mick, I mean we just roped him in.
We were just like, please please just let us be
on the bamatel Gate Show.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Just let it happen.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Come on looking at him, you know, I don't know
if you can tell, but he has the brains of
the operation.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (25:17):
Surprisingly, you're just what you used to be, the good
looking when to melvet Rodeo showed up here we go.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Well, we'll put y'all face on John boy Billy facebook
page too.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
That's right, that's right. We have them busy though, have
we not?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
We have yeah, so and and Kevin. I mean, you're
doing a lot of work with connecta sausage that we
need to see sharing that more for our first responders.
I mean, you've been going all over the place, man,
say thank you.
Speaker 13 (25:49):
That's a absolutely I'm gonna tell y'all the best thing
that happened in COVID was that for us, because when
all over the country sharing the love of connected John
Boyn b rolling up the dog that he's so good
at making. But in all seriousness, best people own the planet.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
That's something mate. It is to say thank you.
Speaker 13 (26:09):
That's awesome, small way of saying it, but man, they
appreciate it, and we love them and we want them
to know we love them. I mean, no, we can't.
We can't have a community without him. So there you go.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Man's all right, So we're gonna have some recipes, hey,
gating and grilling. Looking forward to football season already. Let's
get the final four out of the way here this weekend.
Maybe what stuff you're working on?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Man?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
You always got something? Oh, I don't think we have
enough time.
Speaker 15 (26:37):
Yeah, you know, talking Bama constantly on the Bama Telo
get YouTube channel, and then getting to work with these guys.
And our show was number one across the state of
Alabama on Game D so that was cool. I got
to throw a shout out to Jake Coker please partner
National Championship quarterback twenty fifteen. Uh, but you know, I
hear all this Auburn talk here, and I had to
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come all the way to North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Roll Tide, baby.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Time, roll in s sixty. You did bring into Bladesaw.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Yeah, we did.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Duke.
Speaker 15 (27:16):
Yeah, my hats off to him.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
They were they killed us, did I didn't want to
jinx Duke for when of us? Why Florida.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
That's a good pick, a good pre in good shape there.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Well boys, well good man, well man, I'm glad you
finally got to come out into the farm.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And uh, spend some time with us and looking forward
to they're getting some stuff done.
Speaker 15 (27:42):
Great meeting Mike, your buddy Mike on the tractor last night.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Had a time.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You got a crew. I mean you really do have
a crew.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
John There's nothing like it. There's nothing like it.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
What you what you hear is what you really get
with this guy. Yeah, it's a crew. You great guys doing.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
It more Johnny. We used to do it like twice
a month.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You kidding. Yeah, well, let's take her back ups while,
let's do it. We're gonna do it. Yeah, y'all keep
up with it. Was the best way to keep up
with what's what's happening there?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Uh well, our individual pages for sure.
Speaker 13 (28:24):
But yeah, but gating and grilling, Yeah, check it out.
A tailgate show, call the cook just Kevin sports for me.
So yeah, we want you to jump on the ride.
Got some new music coming out too, by the way.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, good buddy, good part of that. Yeah, we got
us some musicians moving.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
We do we do. Good Morning Jesus. That's a great song. Oh,
Good Morning Jesus is a good song. Awesome, awesome.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Man, maybe we're getting the story about how the Nashville's
Duo of the Year met like yeah, unfiltered, unfiltered. Well,
let's get to John boyd Jeopardy. Here, let's make somebody
happy with there's a big old prize pick here. Let's
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let's jump right in here. During Prohibition, bootleggers covered their
tracks leading to and from their stills, wearing special shoes
that made their footprints look like they were left by
this animal, Bigfoot. Bigfoot would be a good guest. But no,
yes they're still wrong. Quick one eight hundred, Big Show
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you told free line, We go, do we get the winter?
We play John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good morning. It's a
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Big Show on the radio, running to your Thursday, April third.
Our future track from the Big Show, Big Box, Mad Mix,
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across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy. Oh wow wow, and
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Sixty heterosexual host he's got hearing aids, a new knee,
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conscience or just a bad memory.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Please jumble, thank you, use them all at once as
they head of. Michael out of Van Cleve, Mississippi. Good morning, Michael. Hey, buddy,
you got first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy this morning. Cordon, Randy,
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you better hurry. Alright, let's go over to question here.
During prohibition, bootleggers covered their tracks. I want to have
killo Bee's in here for this one, so leading to
and from their stills, of course, so they had shoes
that made their footprints look like they were left by
this animal. So what you're thinking, Michael, U cow? Well,
(31:24):
let's see cow, cow cow, of course cow?
Speaker 16 (31:35):
All right?
Speaker 17 (31:37):
Do you not have to give you a correction that
y'all said Monday?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
No, you go ahead, buddy. What do we do wrong?
Speaker 10 (31:42):
Randy?
Speaker 17 (31:43):
When you were talking of there was a Kocher question
about pickles, and of course the answer with garlic.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Right, then you all.
Speaker 17 (31:49):
Start talking about Coca Cola products. You said green caps
were kosher, but they're not. The green caps are sweetened
with stevia or other sweeteners. Of course, to the region
are selling the only one that's certified the kasher or
the yellow caps. And what makes them different is they
use sugar sugar versus corn, syrup because one of the
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dictionary restrictions and passover they can't have grain like corn.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Man?
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Yeah? What about?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
And I just love it because Randy was wrong about.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Well I'm old too, so.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Alright yeah, Michael, good, Yeah, y'all have any corrections of
John Boy jumping or any part of the show please
Randy's number seven O four, All right, I'll give yours.
All right, Michael, you hang over your prize back, but
appreciates you. Listen, glad you won? Hey man, what happened
(32:47):
to Carl Cook? He was just here. I'll come out
here and rub balk and run hill gone and get
it back in here. Good morning. It's a big show
(33:30):
on the radio. John morn biding the crowd, and we
got us a crowd in here.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
God.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Nashville's country music Sweethearts of twenty twenty four, Josie Ward,
whatever country music do for the year, the Grand Old Opery.
They're performing at the Friday Saturday Night JRS Rodeo in Heckory,
North Carolina, this weekend. Man, you'll know, I've been talking
about the Bigfoot festivals that is going on in our
state of North Carolina, And man, what do you know's
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meant to be. But Rodeo le.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
It's gonna be our first Bigfoot festival too, So we're excited.
Speaker 12 (34:07):
I know, I'm I'm excited to finally spot one of.
Speaker 11 (34:09):
Those awesome I think Bigfoot's gonna be looking for Lea
though she's pretty to look at.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh so there are two separate bigfood festivals see right,
one in North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
So uh, you.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Worry Bigfoot festivals, that's us. That's when you're gonna be.
Speaker 11 (34:28):
We're gonna be down war.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Nice, you are a Bigfoot festival that's looks like the
end of August. So that's right, I'm time to do.
Oh man, that's awesome. Good all right, Carl, we got
another cook at the farm coming around the Bigfoot festival.
We would dressed, Carl love me.
Speaker 11 (34:48):
You know, I don't know if you had it last night,
John boy, but he Carl made me make slaw last
night and then he left it in the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Didn't nobody got it? Oh man, God, I know I
know we had the you left over?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yeah we did.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Got to turn around good good? All right? But we're
eating stakes to night, aren't we.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Whitlaw does? Man? Yes, all right, good, good, good, So
a bigfoot festival, got that going on, got jars rodeo
this weekend? All right, now, Kevin, the next deal wonderful.
So we'll we'll give it, you'll, we'll say what we're
doing again. All right. I got a lot of stuff
in my head. Yeah, all right, so let's say. I
(35:26):
know we got Rev and Goob due to come in,
so let's take care of that. Minutes big show rolls on.
(35:58):
Good morning. That's a big show on a radio, all right,
bring them in. Over the years, we've been lucky enough
to have thousands of celebrities join us on a big show,
but only one is chosen to appear exclusively. It's always
an honor when he visits. Please welcome legend of the
Silver Screen. Sir Alan Swan.
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Do what you like von Hammershmark. I've spent blood and bone,
fotune and failty just to track you down. Of course
I knew that i'd be captured. Of course I knew
that you'd kill me, and of course I knew that
you'd take your dear sweet time to do it. I
see that you're enjoying that wine. A gift I know
(36:41):
I sent it and I also know your ignorance wouldn't
allow you to be suspicious. So if you want the
antidote to the poison in that wine, only I can
provide it. Then we can settle this like men all.
You can wait and see if I'm lying, I've got time.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
No, you.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
And see, man, I got goose bumps.
Speaker 8 (37:08):
Yes, it is rather chilly in here, Senor Ball, fetch
my carnigan.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
No, no, I mean you're acting. That was powerful.
Speaker 8 (37:16):
That was, of course from the nineteen seventy four thriller
A Tisket a tasket, the fura in a casket?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Was there ever a row you really wanted that you didn't.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Get, dear boy, In love and life, there are always
the ones that got away?
Speaker 7 (37:33):
For me?
Speaker 8 (37:34):
It was one of the leads in the nineteen seventy
six remake of King Kong.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Well?
Speaker 8 (37:40):
I had almost sealed the deal when looking at the set,
I said, if the natives are so intent on keeping
the giant ape at bay, why on earth did they
put a door in the wall just his size. That's
a great question, one of many. Why aren't there any
giant bananas? If he could break through the wall all
the time, why didn't he, And of course, why don't
(38:03):
we see any giant Kong poop? Now, just imagine, if
you will, the missed opportunity for some much needed comic relief.
There they are running for their lives from a seventy
five foot prehistoric gorilla. As he gains on you, you
round a huge boulder and plunge headlong into a colossal
Cleveland steamer. Hilarious, and then Kong slips in it, and
(38:28):
it's a whole scene.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Cue the Benny Hill music. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I don't know if nineteen seventy six audiences were ready
for them.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
Were they ready for blazing saddle?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Good point? Why didn't they cast you?
Speaker 6 (38:42):
Well?
Speaker 8 (38:42):
They accused me of being a method actor, that they
asked too many questions I was going to delay production,
none of which, of.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Course was true. Was it a big paycheck, Well.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
We never got that far.
Speaker 8 (38:52):
But it was never about the money, lad, I just
wanted to knock boots with Jessica Lang.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Well you know she's still around.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
True, But the difference is I've aged well and she
has not. I have no desire to spend an evening
of passion with a blonde catches mit at some point.
You just have to take the l As the youth say, so,
what are you in town for today? Well, I'm meeting
an executive from Warner Brothers at the airport.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
A new role.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
No, I'm pitching the sequel to King Kong, where Kong
survives the fall, is rehabilitated and is taught table tennis.
He's so good he's on the Olympic team and goes
to China, but they're caught giving him performance enhancing viagra
and Kong accidentally exposes himself, causing an international incident. It's
(39:42):
called King Kong goes to Hong Kong to play ping
pong and flashes his ding. Is someone at the door?
Oh my, it appears your next guest is here. I
am to a duel.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Well, thanks for stopping by. Come back anytime, of course,
Ladies and gentlemen. Alan Swan the world's greatest actor, I'm
not an actor. Damn yo, Hi my movie stop. Good
morning everybody. The big show is right here on the radio.
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Speaker 5 (40:20):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to putting a
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as long as you buying their bloody grilling
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It's a big show on the radio. I can't very
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This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boy's Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
So when he's laid it's my fault. Oh sir, I
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feel so.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Taka do the doo hoping at on. It is Thursday,
April thirty. You got the Big Show on the radio.
We hit the ground running this morning, actually ended last
night running at the at the big party at Booker
Branch Ranch. Carla Cook doing what he does the chicken
Well Taylor Jackie was there to see it in person.
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Love it when they can make the scene let her.
We'll meet Twelvet Rodeo our entertainment for the night. And
if you're gonna go to j R Rodeo, you've got
them this weekend. The twenty twenty four Joshie Award winner
Duo of the Year, the Grand Old Iprey is all here.
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the show reached as high as number sixty two in
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the ratings. Wow, I'm very popular when it was out there.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, it's like a lot of things like that.
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It was more popular after they took it out of
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When the actress received the twenty four and thirty six
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in there. Let's see Jeremy or Barnum. Is that still
her husband? Okay?
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Are good?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I checked it out.
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Let's say, hey a Gerald from Lizella jor yall we shoots,
Good morning Gerald. How you doing John boy, hey man,
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winning beginning. Yeah of course, all right, boy man. Well
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Ready go.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Captain Kirk, Scottie and mister Stark.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Now Jerald. Three things that happen at the courthouse, Ready.
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Go, wedding, divorced, and a trial.
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In that order years ago. So alight, Jerald for the wind.
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up on your news. Right on the other side of time.
Capsule th in the morning, light tank hold guard twenty minute.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Show, the South's number one exports. I know this is
a touch of subject because we've had some serious, devastating hurricanes.
Katrina want to hit Louisiana. Ever since that's happened, you
(07:29):
don't hear comedians, either on TV or in person, try
to make fun of that situation because the reason is
is the entertainer I don't want the audience to think
that he is insensitive to that kind of human suffering.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But since I don't care.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
What y'all think, I'm gonna go ahead and talk about it. Well,
you know there's gonna be other hurricanes. They're gonna be
only used and you're gonna be glued to the TV
and keep his in mind. Now, all joking aside, there's
(08:10):
not much we can do about the Tordnator. Tornados are
too quick. There's virtually no warning. They can show up,
do their damage, be gone sometime in less than three minutes. Now,
listen carefully what I'm telling you. But you have the
history of mankind, there has never ever, been, not even once,
(08:33):
any such thing as a sudden hurricane. They form hundreds
of miles out over the ocean. They track them for
two or three weeks. Every evening on the local television news,
the anchorman says to the viewing audience, Look, the hurricane
(09:02):
will be coming through your neighborhoods a week from Tuesday,
and hell, they just wait on it. You'll see something
(09:27):
go on TV going maybe the turn full of gets here.
And I hope I'll live long enough for someone a
lot smarter than I to explain to me so I
can understand the mirror of plywood. There's always that one couple. Hell,
(09:57):
we ain't leave it. They inter you give them on
way to home depot. If we get some imply wood,
Hell we could ride it out. What the hell are
they find when they look out the window and see
that convoy of army jeeps, army trucks, helicopters, State police
(10:22):
and National Guard? What the hell of they finery? But
all those people just couldn't find no damn ply wood.
But I tell you what, at least in this part
of the country, the Midwest, the southeast, see, we have
(10:44):
to deal with the very worst Mother Nature can throw
at the human race. See on the West coast California,
they don't have tornadoes and they don't have hurricanes. That's
just on this coast. Tornades ookre in the midwest and
southeast New England like Vermont, Rhode Island, they don't have tornators.
You've heard this freshure. That's biblical and your mother has
(11:06):
said it. You've heard it. God never gives us more,
puts more honors than we could have them. That's why
come he sends that stuff to us. He would never
send up tornators. Damn California. Hell, they just couldn't deal
(11:27):
with it. That's why all they get. That's what I
call silly weather, limp wristed weather. Like MUD's like mud. Mud,
It's damn mud.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Wross in America?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Would mud be a natural disaster down there? We put
big wheels on something and get out and playing.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Seawn boy and dilly.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Who the hell do you think you are? Good morning radio,
dumb right, good morning to make shows on the radio.
(12:35):
Here we go right now, it's time for an American
minute with Tank holgar.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
Thanks Redd, Hey America, Tank Holdgarth. Here got a minute
too bad? Make time, Put down your smartphone and dummy up.
I'm gonna lay some food for thought on you. And
if you're anything like the drooling human fungus that runs
wild in this once glorious republic.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You're knocking a.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Bad case of malnutrition. Tell the whole flipping country as
brain starving for a heap and helping of common sense. Well,
guess what Einstein here and luck I'm the by god
golden Corral of wisdom. So grab an extra plate or
two and a nice big ice cold glass to shut
your donut, drain and digest this table for one. Find
(13:20):
it yourself. I'm not your mother. My day was teed
up to be a real special occasion special because I'm
too cheap to do it very often. And no, I'm
not talking about a hooker, But in hindsight it would
probably have been a better investment and a whole lot cheaper,
both financially and morally. The worst that can happen with
a hooker can be fixed with penicillin, calamine lotion, and
(13:42):
a few hours of doctor Phil. But what I went
through is left me with night terrors, chronic nausea, and
the uncontrollable urge to slam my junk in a car door.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Of course, I'm talking about it.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Going to the movies, you know, in a good old
days entertainment did what it was supposed to do, entertained.
When you went to the movies, you knew what to expect.
You cheered the hero and booed the villain. The dog lived,
the boy got the girl, and the one constant in
every last flickering frame of spectacular celluloid was an unflinching
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and wavering, unashamed love of God and country. Today, the
bad guy is the good guy, the dog is now
a cat. The boy still gets the girl, but you
find out she used to be a boy, and the
boy digs it. And worst of all, Hollywood's kicked God
to the curb and got rid of the white and blue,
and now they're just playing godless red.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Maybe I'm a black and white guy in a technicolor world.
Maybe I believe in happy ending someplace other than the
massage parlor. Maybe, just maybe I'm living in the past.
You know, a past where tickets were cheap, you didn't
have to take out a second mortgage to buy popcorn,
and when you took your dear sweet sainted mother to
see gene Kelly, you sure hell didn't have to worry
(15:01):
about him cussing a blue streak spitting on the American
flag or making out with Danny Kay, at least not
on screen, despite what you might have heard from some
people who were there. But they're all dead now, So
what the hell are you gonna do about it? Shake
my head? What the hell have you done to our
movies America? Personally, I blame Joe McCarthy. He had his
(15:23):
chance to get the Red Menace out of Hollywood. He
rounded up that Comi trash and gave the pinkos their
pink slips, but he didn't finish the job. All the
turds were right there in the bowl and he was
one flush short of a phill septic tag. Fast forward
forty years and now look the historically American institution of Hollywood,
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his own lock stock and both barrels by communist China. Now,
how do you feel about ho Chi mini mouse? Comrade?
You like being lectured too by millionaire propaganda pimps saying
you're stupid because of who you vote for, all the
while running hard to the hoop on behalf of a
crooked old boozehound dressed as an oven mitt.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
That's some pretty boy.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Actor flies his hairstylists across country on a private jet,
so he looks good on camera when he tells you
you're destroying the planet because you drive a truck to work,
dare to have more than one.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Kid, and you eat bacon.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
When Americans ran Hollywood, actors were men and actresses were women.
Now you can't tell them apart. Girls got crew cuts,
guys got a man bunning. Both sides are flat chested.
I grew up watching real men like Jimmy Stewart, James Cagney,
and John Wayne. When war broke out, the biggest stars
in Tinseltown suited up to fight Tojo the Houn Hitler
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and whoever else dared kick dirt in the face of
Lady Liberty.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Hollywood was pro America, baby.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
They started the USO, they sold war bonds on their
own diamond, their own time, and they put their hand
over their heart when they said the Pledge of Allegiance. Now,
the warriors they support aren't the great American military kind.
They're the social justice kind. And the only place they
put their hand is in your pocket to steal your
(17:08):
hard earned dollar to make sure some third world dirt
worshiper votes for their side. In return, you're forced to
watch their wicked Kamie agenda, dressed up like windbreaking emojis,
foul mouth superheroes and cowboys that don't ride horses. What
the hell? Well, well, look at the time, I've overstayed
(17:32):
my welcome. But you know what they say, tough crap,
You're welcome. This is tank hole garth, stop sucking America.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Good more than everybody more Big Show? Come hang where
you are, yo?
Speaker 9 (18:02):
What's up? This is ike and for all of five
one one you need on all things redneck.
Speaker 10 (18:11):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Gunn
broke off the.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
Knob in the Cadillac. Never mind, peep out.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Good morning, It's week showing the radio A long time
Big Show listeners know Carling Cook comes down. We have
us a shindig. Then first one in Little while man
out in farm what Kevin Sport. Good to see y'all again,
Man Katon and Grilling. We're gonna talk all about that
another season coming up. I know we got a lot
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of Alabama football fans. We got a couple of them
in here. We got a we got Nashville's country music sweethearts.
Now I've got to meet some cool people at the
farm thanks to call Kevin, A lot of people who
mick our boy moving around the Nashville's country music sweethearts.
I told you earlier. They're the twenty twenty four Josie
(19:44):
Award winner for Country Music Duo of the Year at
the Grand Old Opry. How about that kind of coming together.
And I want to shout out to Cindy Balkam Kneed
eating Bluegrass under the John One and Billy you know
Radio Network gonna be guest announced the Grand Old Opera
next Saturday, April twelfth. That's very special to her and
(20:05):
I know specialty' all too. May Good morning, Brian and
Leah as here we got in here velvet rodeo. So, Brian,
you from Hildebrann, North.
Speaker 11 (20:16):
That's right, that's all right, hildebrand North, Carolina, just outside
of Hickory.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Leah from Swansboro, that's.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
Right, little town on the coast. I'm a salty cowgirl.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
And you been in Nashville for the last three years
and I'm excited about this.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
Man.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Y'all got a TV series, Heartstrings coming out that's gonna
premiere on the American Country Network in June. We'll be
telling you about that, but tell us a little bit
what we can expect about that.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
Well, I'm a gonness we uh we we experienced so
many different things out on the road and traveling, and
they really wanted to get kind of just a unfiltered
you know, look at our lives behind the scenes of well,
not that unfiltered.
Speaker 12 (20:58):
We'll filter a few things. We will show you know,
that relationship aspect side of things, being in love and
traveling down the road, doing all these big shows and
and just having fun living the life. And I can't
tell you how many times we've had the craziest things
happened to us. And I've always said we should have
a show about this and dag them if they aren't
(21:18):
giving us our own show.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
And it works out that Leah's not too hard on
the odds, I will tell you that. Talking about out
kicking coverage, yeah, Brian.
Speaker 11 (21:28):
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I've been told that a couple times.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
I've been told that there's a reason he keeps the
hat brim low.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, we need to get some pictures putting on their
John More and Billy Facebook page. I'll get jaded to
do that. The Velvet Rodeo. All right, so so dealers
and uh, by the way, tell us about the rodeo circuit. Yeah,
playing if you're around Charlotte, North Carolina, you can get
the Sea Velvet Rodeo.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's right.
Speaker 11 (21:51):
We uh, we started doing some stuff for jrs rodeo
and he does a lot of stuff in western North
Carolina and eastern Tennessee and where he booked us to do.
We're opening up all the rodeos for him this season.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
It's awesome. And there is one coming up this Friday
and Saturday. Does Jr's Rodeo in Hickory, North Carolin.
Speaker 11 (22:10):
That's right right up by the Crawdad Stadium.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
That's awesome to Hickory Crawdads.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Man, you and the baseball Lately Randy. Yeah, we'll meet
you there. We'll put okay, so Velvet Rodeo, Jr's Rodeo.
I want you guys, what about going on what's the
best way for our listeners like to follow you and
get to know you and all about the heart springs
of what's happening.
Speaker 12 (22:31):
We are on all the platforms. We got the Instagram,
we got the Facebook. You can find us on Spotify.
All our music's out there, Apple Music, Amazon Music. Wherever
you look for Velvet.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Rodeo, there we are.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
And for all the old school listeners, we are on
Velvetrodio dot com too, so you can you know, always
hit the hit the website to.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
You boy, good deal, Good to have y'all in here
with us this morning. We just hanging out and the
Big Show rolls on. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Coming up. We play John boyd jeby Day Winter gets
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(23:12):
and stay blue. Right now, we are Rosie Red in
the Big Show Studio. Happy. We are Carla Cook, Kevin Sport,
our Boy, Mick gating and grilling for Alabama fans. And
that's just the latest party that we're a part of. Hey,
good morning everybody.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Hey John Boy, what's up?
Speaker 11 (23:31):
Man?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
You know what's up? We had this big old meal
last night. Thank you for the charcold chips, John Boy
and Billy grilling sauce. Woo yeah charcoal. That's good man.
Now now y'all listeners. Last football season, you heard me
talking about gating and grilling the Alabama Tailgate Show always
special recipe. Why do you just lay it out for
(23:53):
our listeners that might not be be hip to y'all's
trip and so they will not miss it this year year?
What about that? Kevin? I'm gonna say, if I can
get your microphone on them, we'll be right there. So Barry, Mike,
you have to what.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
Allright, I'll share.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
All so gating and grilling Alabama Tailgates Show. All right, Gavin,
we think we got you on a hot one.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Now, Buddy, I'm on a hot yeah, I guess always hot.
What was the question?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Gating and grilling? The new season coming up for Alabama
football fans?
Speaker 13 (24:43):
Bigger Boulder, better touchdown. Tater over here is going to
have a lot to say about it. I imagine the
grill master himself. When you can bind food and sports
is pretty good combination.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I really, I really like what y'all doing. And then
with a different recipe that you share.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Thank you man.
Speaker 13 (25:00):
Yeah, and Mick, I mean we just roped him in.
We were just like, please please just let us be
on the bamatel Gate Show.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Just let it happen.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Come on looking at him, you know, I don't know
if you can tell, but he has the brains of
the operation.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (25:17):
Surprisingly, you're just what you used to be, the good
looking when to melvet Rodeo showed up here we go.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Well, we'll put y'all face on John boy Billy facebook
page too.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
That's right, that's right. We have them busy though, have
we not?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
We have yeah, so and and Kevin. I mean, you're
doing a lot of work with connecta sausage that we
need to see sharing that more for our first responders.
I mean, you've been going all over the place, man,
say thank you.
Speaker 13 (25:49):
That's a absolutely I'm gonna tell y'all the best thing
that happened in COVID was that for us, because when
all over the country sharing the love of connected John
Boyn b rolling up the dog that he's so good
at making. But in all seriousness, best people own the planet.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
That's something mate. It is to say thank you.
Speaker 13 (26:09):
That's awesome, small way of saying it, but man, they
appreciate it, and we love them and we want them
to know we love them. I mean, no, we can't.
We can't have a community without him. So there you go.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Man's all right, So we're gonna have some recipes, hey,
gating and grilling. Looking forward to football season already. Let's
get the final four out of the way here this weekend.
Maybe what stuff you're working on?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Man?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
You always got something? Oh, I don't think we have
enough time.
Speaker 15 (26:37):
Yeah, you know, talking Bama constantly on the Bama Telo
get YouTube channel, and then getting to work with these guys.
And our show was number one across the state of
Alabama on Game D so that was cool. I got
to throw a shout out to Jake Coker please partner
National Championship quarterback twenty fifteen. Uh, but you know, I
hear all this Auburn talk here, and I had to
(26:58):
come all the way to North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Roll Tide, baby.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Time, roll in s sixty. You did bring into Bladesaw.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Yeah, we did.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Duke.
Speaker 15 (27:16):
Yeah, my hats off to him.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
They were they killed us, did I didn't want to
jinx Duke for when of us? Why Florida.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
That's a good pick, a good pre in good shape there.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Well boys, well good man, well man, I'm glad you
finally got to come out into the farm.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And uh, spend some time with us and looking forward
to they're getting some stuff done.
Speaker 15 (27:42):
Great meeting Mike, your buddy Mike on the tractor last night.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Had a time.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You got a crew. I mean you really do have
a crew.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
John There's nothing like it. There's nothing like it.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
What you what you hear is what you really get
with this guy. Yeah, it's a crew. You great guys doing.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
It more Johnny. We used to do it like twice
a month.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You kidding. Yeah, well, let's take her back ups while,
let's do it. We're gonna do it. Yeah, y'all keep
up with it. Was the best way to keep up
with what's what's happening there?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Uh well, our individual pages for sure.
Speaker 13 (28:24):
But yeah, but gating and grilling, Yeah, check it out.
A tailgate show, call the cook just Kevin sports for me.
So yeah, we want you to jump on the ride.
Got some new music coming out too, by the way.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, good buddy, good part of that. Yeah, we got
us some musicians moving.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
We do we do. Good Morning Jesus. That's a great song. Oh,
Good Morning Jesus is a good song. Awesome, awesome.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Man, maybe we're getting the story about how the Nashville's
Duo of the Year met like yeah, unfiltered, unfiltered. Well,
let's get to John boyd Jeopardy. Here, let's make somebody
happy with there's a big old prize pick here. Let's
(29:10):
let's jump right in here. During Prohibition, bootleggers covered their
tracks leading to and from their stills, wearing special shoes
that made their footprints look like they were left by
this animal, Bigfoot. Bigfoot would be a good guest. But no,
yes they're still wrong. Quick one eight hundred, Big Show
(29:32):
you told free line, We go, do we get the winter?
We play John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good morning. It's a
(30:02):
Big Show on the radio, running to your Thursday, April third.
Our future track from the Big Show, Big Box, Mad Mix,
The problems with being a sixty year old heterosexual Search
for keyword sixty hit the Big Box at the Big
Show dot Com. Here right now, let's play yeahs live
(30:22):
across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy. Oh wow wow, and
now you're over.
Speaker 16 (30:27):
Sixty heterosexual host he's got hearing aids, a new knee,
had a few teeth pulled. But he's got a clear
conscience or just a bad memory.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Please jumble, thank you, use them all at once as
they head of. Michael out of Van Cleve, Mississippi. Good morning, Michael. Hey, buddy,
you got first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy this morning. Cordon, Randy,
(30:58):
you better hurry. Alright, let's go over to question here.
During prohibition, bootleggers covered their tracks. I want to have
killo Bee's in here for this one, so leading to
and from their stills, of course, so they had shoes
that made their footprints look like they were left by
this animal. So what you're thinking, Michael, U cow? Well,
(31:24):
let's see cow, cow cow, of course cow?
Speaker 16 (31:35):
All right?
Speaker 17 (31:37):
Do you not have to give you a correction that
y'all said Monday?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
No, you go ahead, buddy. What do we do wrong?
Speaker 10 (31:42):
Randy?
Speaker 17 (31:43):
When you were talking of there was a Kocher question
about pickles, and of course the answer with garlic.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Right, then you all.
Speaker 17 (31:49):
Start talking about Coca Cola products. You said green caps
were kosher, but they're not. The green caps are sweetened
with stevia or other sweeteners. Of course, to the region
are selling the only one that's certified the kasher or
the yellow caps. And what makes them different is they
use sugar sugar versus corn, syrup because one of the
(32:09):
dictionary restrictions and passover they can't have grain like corn.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Man?
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Yeah? What about?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
And I just love it because Randy was wrong about.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Well I'm old too, so.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Alright yeah, Michael, good, Yeah, y'all have any corrections of
John Boy jumping or any part of the show please
Randy's number seven O four, All right, I'll give yours.
All right, Michael, you hang over your prize back, but
appreciates you. Listen, glad you won? Hey man, what happened
(32:47):
to Carl Cook? He was just here. I'll come out
here and rub balk and run hill gone and get
it back in here. Good morning. It's a big show
(33:30):
on the radio. John morn biding the crowd, and we
got us a crowd in here.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
God.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Nashville's country music Sweethearts of twenty twenty four, Josie Ward,
whatever country music do for the year, the Grand Old Opery.
They're performing at the Friday Saturday Night JRS Rodeo in Heckory,
North Carolina, this weekend. Man, you'll know, I've been talking
about the Bigfoot festivals that is going on in our
state of North Carolina, And man, what do you know's
(33:59):
meant to be. But Rodeo le.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
It's gonna be our first Bigfoot festival too, So we're excited.
Speaker 12 (34:07):
I know, I'm I'm excited to finally spot one of.
Speaker 11 (34:09):
Those awesome I think Bigfoot's gonna be looking for Lea
though she's pretty to look at.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh so there are two separate bigfood festivals see right,
one in North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
So uh, you.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Worry Bigfoot festivals, that's us. That's when you're gonna be.
Speaker 11 (34:28):
We're gonna be down war.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Nice, you are a Bigfoot festival that's looks like the
end of August. So that's right, I'm time to do.
Oh man, that's awesome. Good all right, Carl, we got
another cook at the farm coming around the Bigfoot festival.
We would dressed, Carl love me.
Speaker 11 (34:48):
You know, I don't know if you had it last night,
John boy, but he Carl made me make slaw last
night and then he left it in the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Didn't nobody got it? Oh man, God, I know I
know we had the you left over?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yeah we did.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Got to turn around good good? All right? But we're
eating stakes to night, aren't we.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Whitlaw does? Man? Yes, all right, good, good, good, So
a bigfoot festival, got that going on, got jars rodeo
this weekend? All right, now, Kevin, the next deal wonderful.
So we'll we'll give it, you'll, we'll say what we're
doing again. All right. I got a lot of stuff
in my head. Yeah, all right, so let's say. I
(35:26):
know we got Rev and Goob due to come in,
so let's take care of that. Minutes big show rolls on.
(35:58):
Good morning. That's a big show on a radio, all right,
bring them in. Over the years, we've been lucky enough
to have thousands of celebrities join us on a big show,
but only one is chosen to appear exclusively. It's always
an honor when he visits. Please welcome legend of the
Silver Screen. Sir Alan Swan.
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Do what you like von Hammershmark. I've spent blood and bone,
fotune and failty just to track you down. Of course
I knew that i'd be captured. Of course I knew
that you'd kill me, and of course I knew that
you'd take your dear sweet time to do it. I
see that you're enjoying that wine. A gift I know
(36:41):
I sent it and I also know your ignorance wouldn't
allow you to be suspicious. So if you want the
antidote to the poison in that wine, only I can
provide it. Then we can settle this like men all.
You can wait and see if I'm lying, I've got time.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
No, you.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
And see, man, I got goose bumps.
Speaker 8 (37:08):
Yes, it is rather chilly in here, Senor Ball, fetch
my carnigan.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
No, no, I mean you're acting. That was powerful.
Speaker 8 (37:16):
That was, of course from the nineteen seventy four thriller
A Tisket a tasket, the fura in a casket?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Was there ever a row you really wanted that you didn't.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Get, dear boy, In love and life, there are always
the ones that got away?
Speaker 7 (37:33):
For me?
Speaker 8 (37:34):
It was one of the leads in the nineteen seventy
six remake of King Kong.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Well?
Speaker 8 (37:40):
I had almost sealed the deal when looking at the set,
I said, if the natives are so intent on keeping
the giant ape at bay, why on earth did they
put a door in the wall just his size. That's
a great question, one of many. Why aren't there any
giant bananas? If he could break through the wall all
the time, why didn't he, And of course, why don't
(38:03):
we see any giant Kong poop? Now, just imagine, if
you will, the missed opportunity for some much needed comic relief.
There they are running for their lives from a seventy
five foot prehistoric gorilla. As he gains on you, you
round a huge boulder and plunge headlong into a colossal
Cleveland steamer. Hilarious, and then Kong slips in it, and
(38:28):
it's a whole scene.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Cue the Benny Hill music. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I don't know if nineteen seventy six audiences were ready
for them.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
Were they ready for blazing saddle?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Good point? Why didn't they cast you?
Speaker 6 (38:42):
Well?
Speaker 8 (38:42):
They accused me of being a method actor, that they
asked too many questions I was going to delay production,
none of which, of.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Course was true. Was it a big paycheck, Well.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
We never got that far.
Speaker 8 (38:52):
But it was never about the money, lad, I just
wanted to knock boots with Jessica Lang.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Well you know she's still around.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
True, But the difference is I've aged well and she
has not. I have no desire to spend an evening
of passion with a blonde catches mit at some point.
You just have to take the l As the youth say, so,
what are you in town for today? Well, I'm meeting
an executive from Warner Brothers at the airport.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
A new role.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
No, I'm pitching the sequel to King Kong, where Kong
survives the fall, is rehabilitated and is taught table tennis.
He's so good he's on the Olympic team and goes
to China, but they're caught giving him performance enhancing viagra
and Kong accidentally exposes himself, causing an international incident. It's
(39:42):
called King Kong goes to Hong Kong to play ping
pong and flashes his ding. Is someone at the door?
Oh my, it appears your next guest is here. I
am to a duel.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Well, thanks for stopping by. Come back anytime, of course,
Ladies and gentlemen. Alan Swan the world's greatest actor, I'm
not an actor. Damn yo, Hi my movie stop. Good
morning everybody. The big show is right here on the radio.
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Speaker 5 (40:20):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to putting a
smile on your face and a song in your heart
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