June 5, 2025 • 40 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we have a couple of left-handed musical salutes to former President Bill Clinton - first up is the Big Show exclusive, “The Clinton Mambo”.. - Rev. Sincere & Goober stop by a couple stories.. - On Track with Doug Rice recaps last week’s NASCAR race in Nashville and looks ahead to this weekend’s race in Michigan.. - Carl Childers & Melinda give the Sonny & Cher act a go.. - We’ll give the Lunch Menu Man a plug - and we’ll wrap up with another failed Summer release, starring Lipless and Donnie Pressley, “Mission Incomprehensible”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Mama.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Why do I have to listen to.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
That John boy person and Billy whoever on that noisy
big shoe button, Mama.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Good morning, Cog and doodle doo. Let's get up, Let's
get at it. We're one day away from Friday. It
is Thursday, June the fifth. You got the big show
on the radio, And tell by my chatter, I am
wideaway chatter, not chotdar. That's cheepe leader today.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Hey 'all, Hey, you know I just let me hanging
right there head wait for me the tme.
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If any fisherman listening this morning like to check out
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with my real fish. You can see me holding up
fresh water, salt water. Just get me near fish, I'll
catch it. Dude, you're going to crash their servers. Well,
(02:32):
let's see what national days that go along with it.
National catch up Day, National start over Day, National moonshine Day,
National Veggie Burger Day, and National Gingerbread Day. Okay, so
jar moonshines, some ketchup on a veggie burger, gingerbread for dessert,
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and then start over Day, do it all over again.
All right, Hey, I've begad of that, but repeat Hays
being awake first thing this morning. I like it, all right,
I've got three days in history. Saved up and we'll
get that winning beginning. U huh, Big Shows on the radio.
Good morning, Big Shows on the radios. Get that first
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dot com. Thist are right. Here are three dates in
history through the categories and when you some. It was
nineteen oh seven. On June fifth, the first automatic clothes
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washer was introduced by Alva J. Fisher. He was an
engineer at the Hurley Electric Laundry Equipment Company in Chicago.
It was named the four. This machine was considered the
first electrically powered washer ever. Manifact, sure, okay, you'sed to
(04:02):
have to crank them, didn't you?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
With them old rollers and suff.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
We weren't around them, by the way.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Taylor, oh are you from the nineteen hundred Born in
the night. Taylor's nephew getting older about being old? That's
another story.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
We'll get into.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That little whipper snapper. Let's go back to nineteen fifty nine.
Bob Dylan graduated from high school in Hibbing, Minnesota, known
to his classmates as Bob Zimmerman. He was called a
greezer because he wore a longside burns and a leather jacket.
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Byly On the State No.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
One.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
A nervous burglar who had broken into a hospital pharmacy
and Amman Jordan took three tablets from the Hall ofw Medication.
He was stealing the calm his nerves. Unfortunately, the PILs
he popped was sleeping pills and he fell asleep before
he could make his getaway. Later awakened him. There you go,
(05:01):
there's our three categories one eight hundred Big Shows you
told free Live. Come on play out birds. Next, there's
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a big Show on the radio for your Thursday, June
the fifth. Today's feature track for the Big Show, Big
Box Mission and Comprehensible Gotta Be starring Police Officer Donnie Preston,
Jack mc keyword mission. When you hit the Big Box at.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
The Big Show dot comy right now, Uppers, Let's play
upperst It's the game that anyone can win, boy Billy
to give the prizes from the Big Prize being.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Let's go contested Number one.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
This shot.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It be a lot of fun when you're playing out.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Theres haveing, urry up.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
And guess time you love the best time?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You love a big shots. Let's say, hey, al right
from Hendersonville, North Carolina, we have shots. Come on to ray.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Well, hello about you.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Heybody has everything around Pokey's stomping grounds.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Everybody is getting warmer and.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Well we're hitting in the eighties here to day. You said,
let's well, let's get you through these three categories and
get your bulls not in inding face a day? Right
you ready?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I want my move first.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay, well let's get right.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
There.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You got Well, let's get this right here in five seconds. Right,
give us three things you can put in a clothes washer. Ready, go.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Clothed, underwear, towels man.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Give us three things you see in a high school.
Ready to go about this, students, teachers, Now, three things
that make you sleepy? Ready, go.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Pills TV program like a sleeper.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That word according to plan. You got the bull's not
head after Hendersonville for you, my boy, you hang on.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
For jacket, Thank you very much?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
A right, thank you buddy. Why we're jumping out catching
you up?
Speaker 7 (07:58):
You know what we do.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Early Thursday, digg about time capsuled for the day Margins
and June the fifth Boar.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Out of Pikeville, Kentucky. They're too stepping with the Lord
at the Cowboy Church. Marlowe's Country Palace is a hankey
talk in Pikeville, Kentucky, and Sunday morning just transformed into
a church.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, I mean amen by that.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
But Tim saw Tim song about that the first Baptist
bar and grill. We honor the church in Pikeviell with
this musical rendition.
Speaker 11 (09:15):
Well the church burned down and no one knew what
that of cose bentist was going to do. This on
the brooms Tom that said that gun hot and burn
up a church bus in the parking law little panic.
Reverend doctor Waite called up my next member that hadn't
lived right here on Joe's bear joint, right across the fence.
It's the same Joe's he preached again. He said, I
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don't really want to be a hypocrite. I got a
Sunday school class about the half bence. We're all excited
about Revival Week and been moved by the spirit, so
to speak with all the souls we saved and money
we spent with told us to sell that tenth. I
got a famous of an until it's supposed to come
and done. Run out of chairs. We want a sun.
Joe's very well, you'll just use the whole dang. Blace
(09:56):
ain't nine on a juke box. Amazing grace. I ain't
supposed to be open all of them blew walls, but
will open the night. It's all right with you, Richard says, well,
I reckon, it's be okay. The Good Lord works in
mysterious ways. Is going to talk about Joshua, Judges and
Ruth and I reckon. I could do it from the
dj but at the first Baptist bar and grill it's
(10:17):
he on the church in the Bible belt that smells
like a whiskey stell window. Sinners finished one more round.
We'll hop dinner on the ground and go inside and
pray we don't get killed. Ev Angelus came with a
well dress squire. They showed up around, had be hour,
looked around the joint and didn't take it real well.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
So the work ministry has gone.
Speaker 11 (10:38):
These mills had taught good Sunday School and two Dickens
in the backroom shooting Pool was sharing the lord with
a gym.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
Beam.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Rapp was teaching his mills some mind down steps. Reverend
White was reading from the book called Loop to a.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
Tall drunk trucker about the pike cat John three sixteen
memorized to kind of dry him out.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
To get in best.
Speaker 11 (10:57):
Theve Angelas Shall about the lights and the beer, said
what you get saving his holes into here? This please
ain't nothing but it in us in he to kind
of plays Baptist on the ben preacher says, well, we.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Don't really need jaw here. You didn't do a.
Speaker 11 (11:09):
Very good job bussed here. You only saved one center.
As a cadd maguire, he's a little less old. It's
up my church on.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
Now.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
What he's doing now, we don't really know. But he
changed his name to Randy.
Speaker 11 (11:19):
He's producing a radio show and don't know anything about
sports and never hands.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's the first Baptist.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
Bar and Grail that see the only church in the
Bible about the smells like a whiskeys till not a
stained glass. One day and he were in sight kissed
the blood stained flora and ne I'm lights in the
communion wine and here is always chilled, and we're here
we someday living large, the only church with a covered yard.
(11:47):
And if you don't like our doctrine and think we
ain't devout, we'll have Mike Brady our boxer, throw.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Of the first Baptist bar and g seaun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's not a song.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
Real songs are about deals with the devil fur of
lens where you'd find smoke in relation to water.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
This morning radio done right, good Thursday morning, headed toward
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on weekend in June with a big show on a radio. Well,
there's always something exciting happening in beautiful little Dismal Seepage,
South Carolina, and here to tell us all about it,
as a mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Coo fiddleswoop.
Speaker 13 (13:07):
Good morning, mister mayor, Good morning, John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners. Oh right, so what's coming up in
Dismal Seepage. So much for small talk, a john boy,
But I'm glad you asked. As you know, Dismal Seepage
is a coastal community, but we're also surrounded by several
farming operations and every year. About this time, the bulls
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that aren't kept for breeding are relieved of their bull hood.
I guess you could say castrated. Thanks for breaking it
down for the city folk. And when that happens, it's
time for the big Dismal Seepage Testicle Festival.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Seems like an odd thing to build a festival around.
Speaker 13 (13:48):
On the contrary, John Boy, there are several testicle festivals
all around the.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Country, so this isn't very original.
Speaker 13 (13:55):
Then, as always, the festivities kickoff with a big parade
down Main Street. The Holy Cajoni's Junior High School Marching
band will be leading the way, along with the school
mascot Huavo and the entire first string of the football team.
The Mighty Nads, Go Nads. And what would a Dismal
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Seepach Festival be without the Shriner. I can't wait to
hear this. Well, if you just shut up, John Boy,
you won't have to wait. The little cars will certainly
have an upgrade for this event. They'll be retooled with
an all new, provocative round look painted bright red, sponsored
by Doc NERD's Jewelry. When you want your family jewels, THINKNRDS.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
So wait, they had their cars done like that just
for this festival.
Speaker 13 (14:45):
Well, to be fair, they just came from Mama MIA's
muskrat meatball event, so maybe you can host.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
That festival next time.
Speaker 13 (14:53):
Of course, the centerpiece of the weekend is the big
testicle fry eating contest. Several teams from all over the
country show up to compete, and watch out. The Bengo
Bombardiers are aiming for a three peep.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It sounds like they might have an unfair advantage there.
Speaker 13 (15:10):
They are the team to beat off to the right
side of the festival grounds. We'll have activities for the kiddos.
We'll have the world's biggest ball crawl and be sure
to grab that pink, fuzzy burlap bag for the big
sack race.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
We even have a celebrity guest. I can't even imagine
who that could be.
Speaker 13 (15:28):
Well, for your information, John Boy, we have former Speaker
of the House Nancy Pelosi.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Does this festival really need another wrinkled old bags?
Speaker 13 (15:41):
And her appearance is sponsored by just plain nuts, Snacks
and nut Tricks.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Now I get it. I'm so glad, John Boy.
Speaker 13 (15:49):
And the closing night concert featuring Bella de Balls and
the Coin Purses with opening acts don't forget the step
kids and twigs and berries.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Wow, well it's that Tom, just one thing. Sure, you
seem to be obsessed with testicles. I wonder how much
weird testicle stuff is in your browser history.
Speaker 13 (16:11):
So come on down to the big dismal seatpitch Testical Festival.
You'll have a ball.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
We'd go to hell good more than everybody if my
Big Show family yours. Thank you for listening. You listen news?
What sport's coming up?
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Hello?
Speaker 14 (16:33):
Listen Ricky bate Hart brother? How about you pot lickers
are listened to a couple other pot liquors noted John
boyd Philly on the Big Show. You know, I just
a guest star on the Playhouse and the official mascot
from mister Populist rest a pizza runt. That's just the
tip of the iceberg. But this note from John Boy
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keep it short, set.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Up up, good morning. That's a big showing the radio
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running till your Thursday morning coming on. Oh, we got
something so funny you ain't gonna believe it. I know
we got something to hold them over until we get
there till Taylor. Did you check what I got stored
in my botteers? That's the way, Aronica.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I'm still up there. We'll save that for later. Ben
Show rolls on Good Morning, Got the Big Show on
the radio. Coming up? We play John Boy, Jeopardy we
go do we get a winner? That means somebody will
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of the Big Show dot com. Well, yesterday was talking
about Clinton playing saxophone on our Senio Hall show. I
like the better we got in office and we do
songs that were based on his reality. Remember this one.
(18:49):
We still get requests for hit it.
Speaker 15 (18:53):
Uh, mister President, your West called. She's busy in New York.
She won't be coming home.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Just click in, thanks man.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Okay, fellers, it's party time. One, two, three, four, five,
everybody in the limo. Come on, let's ride to the
let A store around the corner the wife's side of town.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
So I think I really wanta call some names from.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
My little black book guaranteed to make this party cook.
We'll call Angela and Pamela and Buffy and Vicki and
for you know it, everything will be freaky.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
We're gonna throw it down, then.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
We're gonna pick it up. These girls a cue. That's
a little speckle puff. I know I said that, I
learned my lesson, but I just can't keep from messing.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
A little bit of Monica in my life.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
A little bit of Erica by my side.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
A little bit of Rita if you please, a little
bit of teen she's a sleeze. A little bit of Sandra,
she's so funky. A little bit of Mary she's kind
of chunky. A little bit of Jessica's what I see,
a little bit of break from hellovery.
Speaker 15 (20:00):
Uh, mister President. The girls from coolers right in, sir, all.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Right, setting right in, Hey, girls, come on in, y'all
are little kidding good?
Speaker 16 (20:11):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Those chicken wings, yeah, put them on the conference table
right over there. Hey, y'all want to see the war
room jump up and down and move it all around.
Put your hands in the air, ifo your clothes on
the ground, then climb on board and we'll have fun.
Wanna take a ride on Air Force one. We'll fly
so high, we'll touch the sky and if we get caught,
(20:34):
we'll lie.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
A little bit of Sandy on my lap. A little
bit of Tiffany she likes wrap.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
A little bit of red up if you please, a
little bit of team up she's as sleeves. A little
bit of Sandra on the fly. A little bit of
Mary on the sly, A little bit of Jessica raising cane,
a little break from that old ball and chain.
Speaker 15 (21:00):
And mister President diplomatic house, probably America, just to ride.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So all right? What that baby up?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Hey?
Speaker 16 (21:08):
Want to see me in hell smooth?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
A little bit of Monica in the house.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
A little bit of something on her blouse, a little
bit of read shoes a gold A little bit of teen.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Up she's a hole. A little bit of.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Signed up on the desk, A little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Of Marry She's the best.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
A little bit of Jessica in my life, A great
big secret from my wife. Hey, girls, me and you,
I can get you all a job at Revlon too.
You know me.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I love the freak. See you bab the same time
next week.
Speaker 15 (22:09):
Call you will be arriving after all.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Okay, everybody, cross the mode, cross the moke, sat this place.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Hey, honey, welcome home. Wow. Yes, Oh well, let's play
John Boy Jeopardy with a big old law Tigers prize
back review yesterday's question. We found out while it is
technically considered recreation and entertainment, this industry generates more money
(22:43):
than movies, music, theme parks, cruise ships, and spectator sports combined.
What is gambling? Gambling? Big biz? Okay, today it's John
Boy Jeopardy. Traditional Chinese art sometimes featured female news, but
it was considered taboo for artists who depict this bear
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part of the female body. What is their face? So
all the paintings have brown bags over there here brown
baggerses A Mills in history. Okay, Yeah, we're not used
to dealing with traditional Chinese art here on John Boyjeopardy.
But let's delve one one hundred Big Show you told
(23:26):
free line, we go to, we get whether we play
next Good Turnsday morning, there's a Big Show on the radio.
(23:57):
I feature track from The Big Show, Big Box. Retired
police officer Donnie Presley stars and mission incomprehensible.
Speaker 17 (24:05):
I believe guest star lipless is in that movie.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Nice keyword mission, look at you at the midnocks at
the Big Show dot comy. Right now, let's blake Yes
live across America. It's John Boy, Jeffary and now your host.
All he knows about.
Speaker 17 (24:24):
The ancient Chinese is what he's ran in fortune cookies.
You know, like smile while you still have teeth. Peez,
John Boy as a headed Doug.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Out of Maynardville, Tennessee. Good morning, Doug. I hey buddy,
you got you got my yelled down mangratulations. There's not
many people can pull it on here, all right, I Doug,
you got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
(25:00):
So uh, let's review the question here. See what you
know about traditional Chinese art. They sometimes featured female nudity,
but it was considered taboo for artists who depict this
bare part of the female body. What you think, Doug?
I believe it would be their lower appendages, commonly known
(25:20):
as feet. Ah, the feet show us feet? Correct? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Man?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
This is crazy Cau as well. It's kind of kind
of hurtful, I think, mostly because the practice of foot binding,
where women's feet they were tightly bound to make them smaller,
which was seen as a symbol of beauty and feminine refinement.
All right now, yeah, wow, man, Like Kathy Bates and misery.
What you did to James Han I guess that's the
(25:55):
shoes rough God. Yeah, well, no, good work, buddy, bgo
long Tiger's price back head for you over mayner Field.
I want to tell you a big old nuckle greggon.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
Love you made it all right, job boy, you take
it easy man.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
All right, bottom of the hour, top of your news.
All coming together with celebrating Willie's tax problems. Willie Nelson, No,
not that. Willie ain't gonna good morning. It's make showing
(27:08):
already go he is. Sometimes they all come together, and
today was talking about Clinton, little slick, Willie playing Zach.
We're talking about Willie Nelson going the irs tapes, Trather
raise money to pay office tackpop he look it, lug it.
Willie and Willie together only on the big show.
Speaker 18 (27:40):
To all the girls I've loved before, food traveled in
an hour. My drawers they always will remain.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I left up little stone on all.
Speaker 18 (27:58):
The girls I've loved, To all the girls, I want
caress who got me in this awful mass This loves
a funny thing.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
My fun is in a slave for all the girls.
Speaker 18 (28:22):
I love the winds change You're always blowing.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
From Jennifer to fall of Joe.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Each time another one comes calling.
Speaker 10 (28:44):
I see him and jump their bones.
Speaker 18 (28:50):
To all the girls who shared my life.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I had to hide them from my wife.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
They all help me to grow.
Speaker 18 (29:05):
I thought no one would know about all the girls
I've loved Deeple to all the girls I've loved.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Before, white House in turns by the school they talked
to Kenniston. We shared a fantcyll.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
You better not say anymore.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
He's always looking for some action. Seems like my brain
is in a fall, and now he needs a big distraction.
Speaker 19 (29:54):
Looks like I'll have to whack the doll.
Speaker 18 (30:04):
To all the girls I've loved before, there'll probably be
a couple more.
Speaker 8 (30:15):
You think you'd learn your listens.
Speaker 19 (30:18):
I couldn't keep from messing with all the girls I
love before. To all the girls he's loved before, who
traveled in and out.
Speaker 18 (30:36):
My drone, I'm glad they came along.
Speaker 19 (30:42):
I denoicate the song to all the girls I loved.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Before.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Sooner, good morning begs Joll's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
All right, cue the boys. That's it, that's it, that's one.
That's a good morning. Randy. You're looking good, mon, gotta
going up.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
I mean no, I mean jack Randy and and.
Speaker 12 (31:41):
Jackie, you gotta go Okay, I guess some moments old.
Speaker 8 (31:45):
Sat help my thought for the day.
Speaker 12 (31:47):
Before you give your answer, be sure you fully understand
what the question is.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
A lesson brought home to me.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
Over the weekend by my little nephew, Herman, the son
of my somewhat dense younger brother, clean as Lease and said,
little Hermit spent a weekend with me, and Sunday afternoon
he come up to me in the study. He said,
Uncle Ernie, excuse me, what does sex mean?
Speaker 8 (32:08):
I said, I beg your pardon? He said, what sex?
Speaker 20 (32:12):
Now?
Speaker 12 (32:12):
I don't mind tell y'alls to be taken aback by
such a question coming from a nine year old boy.
As you can imagine, I was somewhat reluctant to answer
him till three things occurred to me. Number one, sooner
or later, somebody gonna tell this little boy, I thinks
like that.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
Number two, his daddy is an idiot.
Speaker 12 (32:29):
And number three, being a blood relative and a student
of the Holy scriptures, I think I could place the
subject in.
Speaker 8 (32:36):
This proper context.
Speaker 12 (32:37):
So I bread the quick prayer for wisdom to the
Lord and commenced to explaining the concept of sex to
young Hermit.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
I started without him and Eve in the garden.
Speaker 12 (32:46):
I moved on carefully through the birds and the bees
and onto the full revelation of.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
The mystery from a proper monogamous, heterosexual, judaeile Christian perspective.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
If you know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (32:57):
It was a delicate subject, but with the Lord's help,
I think I did a respectable job. And as I concluded,
I said that Herman is the meaning of sex.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
And if you don't mind my asking, where exactly did
you hear about sex? He said from Daddy.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
He just called on the confer and said he's coming
back to pick me up in a few sex.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Far you get up the house and be sure you
know what the question is.
Speaker 12 (33:21):
Speaking of dealer with a nine year old intellects and German.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
To get out.
Speaker 9 (33:26):
Thank you very much, your dad.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Duhha, dumb huh.
Speaker 8 (33:32):
Okay, I think we got it.
Speaker 18 (33:33):
Duhha.
Speaker 8 (33:34):
You can quit saying, uh, I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Talking to you.
Speaker 9 (33:36):
I'm going through my messages. By y'all know hat fils
have ever eddy of in the world. Coming up to you,
said you duh huh, right, you face you know, John Boy,
probably the wrong person, said he speaking of your death,
you erdyd you hear what happened?
Speaker 10 (33:53):
You know?
Speaker 9 (33:53):
They livet over everybody the fire hiouse.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah he's on you.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
Of course I know that.
Speaker 9 (33:57):
The fireman come out of the station and he saw
he loved that for you outside and he saw it
had a little red wagon had paid up red had
a little laggers lighters hug off the side. Laggers, that's
some of your other relatives.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
That was the.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Rider's lugoff.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
He's wearing a firebud's hat and he had that wagon
tied to a dog.
Speaker 15 (34:16):
He did he did that?
Speaker 9 (34:18):
Fiber said, hey, little boy, what she doing? Little boy says,
I pretended to be a firebuna. This is my fire truck.
A Fiber walked over and take a closer look, said
hey to the laggers, Hey I know.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
How y'all, said little boy.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
Sure's a nice fire truck. Little boy said thanks, mister.
Fiber looks a little closer, he notices your nephew has
tied the dog to the wagon by this little doggie testicle.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
What he did?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Tell you? He did?
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Fiber said, little boy, I don't want to tell you
how to run. You firetruck. But if you were to
tie that rope around the dog's neck, I think you
could go faster.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
At little boy said, well.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a syraid.
Speaker 15 (34:59):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
My messages, I tell you what more?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
We got times?
Speaker 9 (35:05):
Oh, shut up, rad, we got plenty of times. This
young female teacher was giving it a sibbot to her
sixth grade class one day. It's the biggest sibnat, so
she started right up high the chalkboard. Suddenly there was
a giggle from other boys in the class. She quickly turned.
I said, what's so funny?
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Rad?
Speaker 9 (35:20):
Don't she said, well, teacher, I just saw one of
your garters. She said, get out of my classroom. I
don't want to see you for three days. That teacher
turned back to chalkboard realized that she had forgotten the
title this sibum. She reas you a very type of
the chalkboard. Here it is a little louder giggle from
another mail student. She quickly turned roud. I said, what's
so funny? Billy said, well, Bess, I just saw both
of your garters. Get oh she she was hot, She
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yive you get out of my classroom. I don't want
to see you for three weeks. Well, embarrassing, frustrated, she
dropped the eraser. She turned around again. Oh she had
to bend over to pick it up.
Speaker 14 (35:53):
It's time.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
There was an enormous burst of laughter from another mail student.
She quickly turned to see Little Johnny leave it the
class and she said, well, where do you think you going?
Speaker 9 (36:02):
Little Johnny said, well, I'll teach you for what I
just saw my school days over.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Stuck with the.
Speaker 9 (36:11):
Ladd That was fun waiting tell about by out fast,
But I'll get out of here.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
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that I'm just another of sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't stop my day without listening to the Big
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Speaker 1 (37:24):
Good morning to make showing the radio for your Thursday,
June the fifth, Well, the Democratic Party is will searching
for a leader. It's gonna be that mouthy girl, one
of Jackie's paple cussings all the time. Be there, right,
little boy looked like the bud light and transvert.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
Tite like PAMs. Ay're gonna do it?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I don't know, I say, if we get to vote, Uh, Bernie,
he's got to my ideas. He hit it. When I
was younger, a real hippie slow.
Speaker 10 (37:57):
I moved off welfare, never had a job, I dodged
the draft, wouldn't pick up a gardener, got arrested. Protesting
was fun, decided politics was but lay ahead. That's when
my mama said, what did she say? She said, my boy,
I think someday you'll find a way to make your
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criminal tendencies pain.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
You'll be a social loss. You like pinking water? Is
it yours? Sly? A socialoss? You want us all to
be equally poor? Just promise that truck loves her free stuff.
Speaker 10 (38:42):
Don't believe you because they less suddenly a socialless and
punished success.
Speaker 8 (38:50):
Serious folks. The hero of the slack. What I'm trying
to do math? Oh my god, he's just a commie
and he'll never ever be any good.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
You never but for such a crazy old fraud. Feel
the burn here I come. Oh thank god, Democrats are sodom.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
I am a sault.
Speaker 10 (39:14):
And I think that your money's mine. Oh have a
sort should last. We'll read this rebution. Divine people will
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stay as that poll, but millennial series as prison than
choice last. And though it causes taxpayers distress destress, I
no doubt in health.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I is blazing. Coral Box thinks I'm amazing cause I'm
a sort.
Speaker 10 (40:01):
And I punished success. Free stuff, the free stuff, more
free stuff.
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Now vote
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Mama.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Why do I have to listen to.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
That John boy person and Billy whoever on that noisy
big shoe button, Mama.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Good morning, Cog and doodle doo. Let's get up, Let's
get at it. We're one day away from Friday. It
is Thursday, June the fifth. You got the big show
on the radio, And tell by my chatter, I am
wideaway chatter, not chotdar. That's cheepe leader today.
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Hey 'all, Hey, you know I just let me hanging
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let's see what national days that go along with it.
National catch up Day, National start over Day, National moonshine Day,
National Veggie Burger Day, and National Gingerbread Day. Okay, so
jar moonshines, some ketchup on a veggie burger, gingerbread for dessert,
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and then start over Day, do it all over again.
All right, Hey, I've begad of that, but repeat Hays
being awake first thing this morning. I like it, all right,
I've got three days in history. Saved up and we'll
get that winning beginning. U huh, Big Shows on the radio.
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history through the categories and when you some. It was
nineteen oh seven. On June fifth, the first automatic clothes
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washer was introduced by Alva J. Fisher. He was an
engineer at the Hurley Electric Laundry Equipment Company in Chicago.
It was named the four. This machine was considered the
first electrically powered washer ever. Manifact, sure, okay, you'sed to
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have to crank them, didn't you?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
With them old rollers and suff.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
We weren't around them, by the way.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Taylor, oh are you from the nineteen hundred Born in
the night. Taylor's nephew getting older about being old? That's
another story.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
We'll get into.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That little whipper snapper. Let's go back to nineteen fifty nine.
Bob Dylan graduated from high school in Hibbing, Minnesota, known
to his classmates as Bob Zimmerman. He was called a
greezer because he wore a longside burns and a leather jacket.
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Byly On the State No.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
One.
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A nervous burglar who had broken into a hospital pharmacy
and Amman Jordan took three tablets from the Hall ofw Medication.
He was stealing the calm his nerves. Unfortunately, the PILs
he popped was sleeping pills and he fell asleep before
he could make his getaway. Later awakened him. There you go,
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there's our three categories one eight hundred Big Shows you
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a big Show on the radio for your Thursday, June
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Let's go contested Number one.
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It be a lot of fun when you're playing out.
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Theres haveing, urry up.
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And guess time you love the best time?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You love a big shots. Let's say, hey, al right
from Hendersonville, North Carolina, we have shots. Come on to ray.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Well, hello about you.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Heybody has everything around Pokey's stomping grounds.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Everybody is getting warmer and.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Well we're hitting in the eighties here to day. You said,
let's well, let's get you through these three categories and
get your bulls not in inding face a day? Right
you ready?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I want my move first.
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Okay, well let's get right.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
There.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You got Well, let's get this right here in five seconds. Right,
give us three things you can put in a clothes washer. Ready, go.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Clothed, underwear, towels man.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Give us three things you see in a high school.
Ready to go about this, students, teachers, Now, three things
that make you sleepy? Ready, go.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Pills TV program like a sleeper.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That word according to plan. You got the bull's not
head after Hendersonville for you, my boy, you hang on.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
For jacket, Thank you very much?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
A right, thank you buddy. Why we're jumping out catching
you up?
Speaker 7 (07:58):
You know what we do.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Early Thursday, digg about time capsuled for the day Margins
and June the fifth Boar.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Out of Pikeville, Kentucky. They're too stepping with the Lord
at the Cowboy Church. Marlowe's Country Palace is a hankey
talk in Pikeville, Kentucky, and Sunday morning just transformed into
a church.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, I mean amen by that.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
But Tim saw Tim song about that the first Baptist
bar and grill. We honor the church in Pikeviell with
this musical rendition.
Speaker 11 (09:15):
Well the church burned down and no one knew what
that of cose bentist was going to do. This on
the brooms Tom that said that gun hot and burn
up a church bus in the parking law little panic.
Reverend doctor Waite called up my next member that hadn't
lived right here on Joe's bear joint, right across the fence.
It's the same Joe's he preached again. He said, I
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don't really want to be a hypocrite. I got a
Sunday school class about the half bence. We're all excited
about Revival Week and been moved by the spirit, so
to speak with all the souls we saved and money
we spent with told us to sell that tenth. I
got a famous of an until it's supposed to come
and done. Run out of chairs. We want a sun.
Joe's very well, you'll just use the whole dang. Blace
(09:56):
ain't nine on a juke box. Amazing grace. I ain't
supposed to be open all of them blew walls, but
will open the night. It's all right with you, Richard says, well,
I reckon, it's be okay. The Good Lord works in
mysterious ways. Is going to talk about Joshua, Judges and
Ruth and I reckon. I could do it from the
dj but at the first Baptist bar and grill it's
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he on the church in the Bible belt that smells
like a whiskey stell window. Sinners finished one more round.
We'll hop dinner on the ground and go inside and
pray we don't get killed. Ev Angelus came with a
well dress squire. They showed up around, had be hour,
looked around the joint and didn't take it real well.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
So the work ministry has gone.
Speaker 11 (10:38):
These mills had taught good Sunday School and two Dickens
in the backroom shooting Pool was sharing the lord with
a gym.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
Beam.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Rapp was teaching his mills some mind down steps. Reverend
White was reading from the book called Loop to a.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
Tall drunk trucker about the pike cat John three sixteen
memorized to kind of dry him out.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
To get in best.
Speaker 11 (10:57):
Theve Angelas Shall about the lights and the beer, said
what you get saving his holes into here? This please
ain't nothing but it in us in he to kind
of plays Baptist on the ben preacher says, well, we.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Don't really need jaw here. You didn't do a.
Speaker 11 (11:09):
Very good job bussed here. You only saved one center.
As a cadd maguire, he's a little less old. It's
up my church on.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
Now.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
What he's doing now, we don't really know. But he
changed his name to Randy.
Speaker 11 (11:19):
He's producing a radio show and don't know anything about
sports and never hands.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's the first Baptist.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
Bar and Grail that see the only church in the
Bible about the smells like a whiskeys till not a
stained glass. One day and he were in sight kissed
the blood stained flora and ne I'm lights in the
communion wine and here is always chilled, and we're here
we someday living large, the only church with a covered yard.
(11:47):
And if you don't like our doctrine and think we
ain't devout, we'll have Mike Brady our boxer, throw.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Of the first Baptist bar and g seaun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's not a song.
Speaker 10 (12:13):
Real songs are about deals with the devil fur of
lens where you'd find smoke in relation to water.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
This morning radio done right, good Thursday morning, headed toward
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on weekend in June with a big show on a radio. Well,
there's always something exciting happening in beautiful little Dismal Seepage,
South Carolina, and here to tell us all about it,
as a mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Coo fiddleswoop.
Speaker 13 (13:07):
Good morning, mister mayor, Good morning, John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners. Oh right, so what's coming up in
Dismal Seepage. So much for small talk, a john boy,
But I'm glad you asked. As you know, Dismal Seepage
is a coastal community, but we're also surrounded by several
farming operations and every year. About this time, the bulls
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that aren't kept for breeding are relieved of their bull hood.
I guess you could say castrated. Thanks for breaking it
down for the city folk. And when that happens, it's
time for the big Dismal Seepage Testicle Festival.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Seems like an odd thing to build a festival around.
Speaker 13 (13:48):
On the contrary, John Boy, there are several testicle festivals
all around the.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Country, so this isn't very original.
Speaker 13 (13:55):
Then, as always, the festivities kickoff with a big parade
down Main Street. The Holy Cajoni's Junior High School Marching
band will be leading the way, along with the school
mascot Huavo and the entire first string of the football team.
The Mighty Nads, Go Nads. And what would a Dismal
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Seepach Festival be without the Shriner. I can't wait to
hear this. Well, if you just shut up, John Boy,
you won't have to wait. The little cars will certainly
have an upgrade for this event. They'll be retooled with
an all new, provocative round look painted bright red, sponsored
by Doc NERD's Jewelry. When you want your family jewels, THINKNRDS.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
So wait, they had their cars done like that just
for this festival.
Speaker 13 (14:45):
Well, to be fair, they just came from Mama MIA's
muskrat meatball event, so maybe you can host.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
That festival next time.
Speaker 13 (14:53):
Of course, the centerpiece of the weekend is the big
testicle fry eating contest. Several teams from all over the
country show up to compete, and watch out. The Bengo
Bombardiers are aiming for a three peep.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It sounds like they might have an unfair advantage there.
Speaker 13 (15:10):
They are the team to beat off to the right
side of the festival grounds. We'll have activities for the kiddos.
We'll have the world's biggest ball crawl and be sure
to grab that pink, fuzzy burlap bag for the big
sack race.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
We even have a celebrity guest. I can't even imagine
who that could be.
Speaker 13 (15:28):
Well, for your information, John Boy, we have former Speaker
of the House Nancy Pelosi.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Does this festival really need another wrinkled old bags?
Speaker 13 (15:41):
And her appearance is sponsored by just plain nuts, Snacks
and nut Tricks.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Now I get it. I'm so glad, John Boy.
Speaker 13 (15:49):
And the closing night concert featuring Bella de Balls and
the Coin Purses with opening acts don't forget the step
kids and twigs and berries.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Wow, well it's that Tom, just one thing. Sure, you
seem to be obsessed with testicles. I wonder how much
weird testicle stuff is in your browser history.
Speaker 13 (16:11):
So come on down to the big dismal seatpitch Testical Festival.
You'll have a ball.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
We'd go to hell good more than everybody if my
Big Show family yours. Thank you for listening. You listen news?
What sport's coming up?
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Listen Ricky bate Hart brother? How about you pot lickers
are listened to a couple other pot liquors noted John
boyd Philly on the Big Show. You know, I just
a guest star on the Playhouse and the official mascot
from mister Populist rest a pizza runt. That's just the
tip of the iceberg. But this note from John Boy
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keep it short, set.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Up up, good morning. That's a big showing the radio
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running till your Thursday morning coming on. Oh, we got
something so funny you ain't gonna believe it. I know
we got something to hold them over until we get
there till Taylor. Did you check what I got stored
in my botteers? That's the way, Aronica.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I like it.
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I'm still up there. We'll save that for later. Ben
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about Clinton playing saxophone on our Senio Hall show. I
like the better we got in office and we do
songs that were based on his reality. Remember this one.
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We still get requests for hit it.
Speaker 15 (18:53):
Uh, mister President, your West called. She's busy in New York.
She won't be coming home.
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Just click in, thanks man.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Okay, fellers, it's party time. One, two, three, four, five,
everybody in the limo. Come on, let's ride to the
let A store around the corner the wife's side of town.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
So I think I really wanta call some names from.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
My little black book guaranteed to make this party cook.
We'll call Angela and Pamela and Buffy and Vicki and
for you know it, everything will be freaky.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
We're gonna throw it down, then.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
We're gonna pick it up. These girls a cue. That's
a little speckle puff. I know I said that, I
learned my lesson, but I just can't keep from messing.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
A little bit of Monica in my life.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
A little bit of Erica by my side.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
A little bit of Rita if you please, a little
bit of teen she's a sleeze. A little bit of Sandra,
she's so funky. A little bit of Mary she's kind
of chunky. A little bit of Jessica's what I see,
a little bit of break from hellovery.
Speaker 15 (20:00):
Uh, mister President. The girls from coolers right in, sir, all.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Right, setting right in, Hey, girls, come on in, y'all
are little kidding good?
Speaker 16 (20:11):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Those chicken wings, yeah, put them on the conference table
right over there. Hey, y'all want to see the war
room jump up and down and move it all around.
Put your hands in the air, ifo your clothes on
the ground, then climb on board and we'll have fun.
Wanna take a ride on Air Force one. We'll fly
so high, we'll touch the sky and if we get caught,
(20:34):
we'll lie.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
A little bit of Sandy on my lap. A little
bit of Tiffany she likes wrap.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
A little bit of red up if you please, a
little bit of team up she's as sleeves. A little
bit of Sandra on the fly. A little bit of
Mary on the sly, A little bit of Jessica raising cane,
a little break from that old ball and chain.
Speaker 15 (21:00):
And mister President diplomatic house, probably America, just to ride.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So all right? What that baby up?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Hey?
Speaker 16 (21:08):
Want to see me in hell smooth?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
A little bit of Monica in the house.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
A little bit of something on her blouse, a little
bit of read shoes a gold A little bit of teen.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Up she's a hole. A little bit of.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Signed up on the desk, A little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Of Marry She's the best.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
A little bit of Jessica in my life, A great
big secret from my wife. Hey, girls, me and you,
I can get you all a job at Revlon too.
You know me.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I love the freak. See you bab the same time
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John Boy Jeopardy with a big old law Tigers prize
back review yesterday's question. We found out while it is
technically considered recreation and entertainment, this industry generates more money
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than movies, music, theme parks, cruise ships, and spectator sports combined.
What is gambling? Gambling? Big biz? Okay, today it's John
Boy Jeopardy. Traditional Chinese art sometimes featured female news, but
it was considered taboo for artists who depict this bear
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part of the female body. What is their face? So
all the paintings have brown bags over there here brown
baggerses A Mills in history. Okay, Yeah, we're not used
to dealing with traditional Chinese art here on John Boyjeopardy.
But let's delve one one hundred Big Show you told
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free line, we go to, we get whether we play
next Good Turnsday morning, there's a Big Show on the radio.
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I feature track from The Big Show, Big Box. Retired
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Nice keyword mission, look at you at the midnocks at
the Big Show dot comy. Right now, let's blake Yes
live across America. It's John Boy, Jeffary and now your host.
All he knows about.
Speaker 17 (24:24):
The ancient Chinese is what he's ran in fortune cookies.
You know, like smile while you still have teeth. Peez,
John Boy as a headed Doug.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Out of Maynardville, Tennessee. Good morning, Doug. I hey buddy,
you got you got my yelled down mangratulations. There's not
many people can pull it on here, all right, I Doug,
you got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
(25:00):
So uh, let's review the question here. See what you
know about traditional Chinese art. They sometimes featured female nudity,
but it was considered taboo for artists who depict this
bare part of the female body. What you think, Doug?
I believe it would be their lower appendages, commonly known
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as feet. Ah, the feet show us feet? Correct? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Man?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
This is crazy Cau as well. It's kind of kind
of hurtful, I think, mostly because the practice of foot binding,
where women's feet they were tightly bound to make them smaller,
which was seen as a symbol of beauty and feminine refinement.
All right now, yeah, wow, man, Like Kathy Bates and misery.
What you did to James Han I guess that's the
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We're talking about Willie Nelson going the irs tapes, Trather
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Speaker 18 (27:40):
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an hour. My drawers they always will remain.
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I left up little stone on all.
Speaker 18 (27:58):
The girls I've loved, To all the girls, I want
caress who got me in this awful mass This loves
a funny thing.
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My fun is in a slave for all the girls.
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I love the winds change You're always blowing.
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From Jennifer to fall of Joe.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Each time another one comes calling.
Speaker 10 (28:44):
I see him and jump their bones.
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To all the girls who shared my life.
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I had to hide them from my wife.
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They all help me to grow.
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I thought no one would know about all the girls
I've loved Deeple to all the girls I've loved.
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Before, white House in turns by the school they talked
to Kenniston. We shared a fantcyll.
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You better not say anymore.
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is in a fall, and now he needs a big distraction.
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Looks like I'll have to whack the doll.
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To all the girls I've loved before, there'll probably be
a couple more.
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You think you'd learn your listens.
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I couldn't keep from messing with all the girls I
love before. To all the girls he's loved before, who
traveled in and out.
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My drone, I'm glad they came along.
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I denoicate the song to all the girls I loved.
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Before.
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Sooner, good morning begs Joll's on the radio.
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Jackie, you gotta go Okay, I guess some moments old.
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Sat help my thought for the day.
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Before you give your answer, be sure you fully understand
what the question is.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
A lesson brought home to me.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
Over the weekend by my little nephew, Herman, the son
of my somewhat dense younger brother, clean as Lease and said,
little Hermit spent a weekend with me, and Sunday afternoon
he come up to me in the study. He said,
Uncle Ernie, excuse me, what does sex mean?
Speaker 8 (32:08):
I said, I beg your pardon? He said, what sex?
Speaker 20 (32:12):
Now?
Speaker 12 (32:12):
I don't mind tell y'alls to be taken aback by
such a question coming from a nine year old boy.
As you can imagine, I was somewhat reluctant to answer
him till three things occurred to me. Number one, sooner
or later, somebody gonna tell this little boy, I thinks
like that.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
Number two, his daddy is an idiot.
Speaker 12 (32:29):
And number three, being a blood relative and a student
of the Holy scriptures, I think I could place the
subject in.
Speaker 8 (32:36):
This proper context.
Speaker 12 (32:37):
So I bread the quick prayer for wisdom to the
Lord and commenced to explaining the concept of sex to
young Hermit.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
I started without him and Eve in the garden.
Speaker 12 (32:46):
I moved on carefully through the birds and the bees
and onto the full revelation of.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
The mystery from a proper monogamous, heterosexual, judaeile Christian perspective.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
If you know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (32:57):
It was a delicate subject, but with the Lord's help,
I think I did a respectable job. And as I concluded,
I said that Herman is the meaning of sex.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
And if you don't mind my asking, where exactly did
you hear about sex? He said from Daddy.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
He just called on the confer and said he's coming
back to pick me up in a few sex.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Far you get up the house and be sure you
know what the question is.
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Speaking of dealer with a nine year old intellects and German.
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To get out.
Speaker 9 (33:26):
Thank you very much, your dad.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Duhha, dumb huh.
Speaker 8 (33:32):
Okay, I think we got it.
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Duhha.
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You can quit saying, uh, I'm.
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Talking to you.
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have ever eddy of in the world. Coming up to you,
said you duh huh, right, you face you know, John Boy,
probably the wrong person, said he speaking of your death,
you erdyd you hear what happened?
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You know?
Speaker 9 (33:53):
They livet over everybody the fire hiouse.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah he's on you.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
Of course I know that.
Speaker 9 (33:57):
The fireman come out of the station and he saw
he loved that for you outside and he saw it
had a little red wagon had paid up red had
a little laggers lighters hug off the side. Laggers, that's
some of your other relatives.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
That was the.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Rider's lugoff.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
He's wearing a firebud's hat and he had that wagon
tied to a dog.
Speaker 15 (34:16):
He did he did that?
Speaker 9 (34:18):
Fiber said, hey, little boy, what she doing? Little boy says,
I pretended to be a firebuna. This is my fire truck.
A Fiber walked over and take a closer look, said
hey to the laggers, Hey I know.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
How y'all, said little boy.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
Sure's a nice fire truck. Little boy said thanks, mister.
Fiber looks a little closer, he notices your nephew has
tied the dog to the wagon by this little doggie testicle.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
What he did?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Tell you? He did?
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Fiber said, little boy, I don't want to tell you
how to run. You firetruck. But if you were to
tie that rope around the dog's neck, I think you
could go faster.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
At little boy said, well.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a syraid.
Speaker 15 (34:59):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
My messages, I tell you what more?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
We got times?
Speaker 9 (35:05):
Oh, shut up, rad, we got plenty of times. This
young female teacher was giving it a sibbot to her
sixth grade class one day. It's the biggest sibnat, so
she started right up high the chalkboard. Suddenly there was
a giggle from other boys in the class. She quickly turned.
I said, what's so funny?
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Rad?
Speaker 9 (35:20):
Don't she said, well, teacher, I just saw one of
your garters. She said, get out of my classroom. I
don't want to see you for three days. That teacher
turned back to chalkboard realized that she had forgotten the
title this sibum. She reas you a very type of
the chalkboard. Here it is a little louder giggle from
another mail student. She quickly turned roud. I said, what's
so funny? Billy said, well, Bess, I just saw both
of your garters. Get oh she she was hot, She
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yive you get out of my classroom. I don't want
to see you for three weeks. Well, embarrassing, frustrated, she
dropped the eraser. She turned around again. Oh she had
to bend over to pick it up.
Speaker 14 (35:53):
It's time.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
There was an enormous burst of laughter from another mail student.
She quickly turned to see Little Johnny leave it the
class and she said, well, where do you think you going?
Speaker 9 (36:02):
Little Johnny said, well, I'll teach you for what I
just saw my school days over.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Stuck with the.
Speaker 9 (36:11):
Ladd That was fun waiting tell about by out fast,
But I'll get out of here.
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that I'm just another of sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
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Good morning to make showing the radio for your Thursday,
June the fifth, Well, the Democratic Party is will searching
for a leader. It's gonna be that mouthy girl, one
of Jackie's paple cussings all the time. Be there, right,
little boy looked like the bud light and transvert.
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Tite like PAMs. Ay're gonna do it?
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he's got to my ideas. He hit it. When I
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Speaker 10 (37:57):
I moved off welfare, never had a job, I dodged
the draft, wouldn't pick up a gardener, got arrested. Protesting
was fun, decided politics was but lay ahead. That's when
my mama said, what did she say? She said, my boy,
I think someday you'll find a way to make your
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criminal tendencies pain.
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punished success.
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to do math? Oh my god, he's just a commie
and he'll never ever be any good.
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sort should last. We'll read this rebution. Divine people will
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