August 7, 2025 • 43 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll pull out the final episode of the failed TV series, “The Redneck Whisperer”.. - We’ll dust off a copy of a long lost in studio performance of “It’s Hard To Kiss the Lips” - with the legendary Rodney Crowell.. - Gary Busey takes time to post another entry into his diary - this time he’s posting about a new movie role.. - We’ll get On Track with Doug Rice as he looks ahead to this weekend's NASCAR race in Watkins Glen, NY.. - the Pizza Runt is our requested bit.. - and we will wrap up with a call from the Mayor of Dismal Seepage…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You more than ever buy there.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You got a big show on the radio, right, big
showing radio.
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the Yellow Rose.
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You're listening to the greatest morning show and recorded history
of broadcast radio, John Boy and Billy Big Show.
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How big is it? Bigger than my head?
Speaker 5 (00:23):
And that's big.
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There?
Speaker 6 (00:25):
Yeah, o b I read it, and I pay that
tabby a seat, dead beat.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Doodle dude, you're scaring the children.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I'll then you get up and get at it. It
is Thursday, August the seven, twenty five, all right, then, hey,
look it's Purple Heart Day. Man. I wonder how many
Purple Heart recipients we have listening at any given time.
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Speaker 5 (01:25):
I bet it's a bunch y'all got man, We're so
proud be able to say that.
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You know what, you guys, Purple Heart recipients.
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You know it is the oldest American military decoration for
military merit.
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All right, So yeah, so George Washington was the one
that came up with a purple heart seventeen eighty two.
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Of that that has been around.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
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find out?
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I see in the.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Right quick National Lighthouse Day, National IPA Beer Day, National
Raspberries and Cream Day. How many days we're gonna celebrate raspberries?
And apparently about six?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's crazy. It's only one more to go.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
The Raspberry Lobby is really doing a great job, you bet.
And today is Sea Serpent Day. I wonder what them
boys back in the day, Saul is some.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Crazy stuff in that ocean?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
All right? Did but there you go, and we got
three days and this are saved up. That's gonna be
very important. Hopefully I'll get the winning beginning. We'll get
our first prize pack out as well. Look at you,
we're all awake. Big shows on the radio. Good morning,
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pack out one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot
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Three days in history. He bring you to his categories.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You can win right now.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Nineteen ninety three police are rest of the thirty three
year old female robbery fugitive as she watched the movie
in Tulsa, Oklahoma theater. The movie that was playing was
The Fugitive.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Yeah that is Marlnie, very very funny.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Those seven Eclipse. The third book in Stephanie Meyer's Twilight
saga was published by Little Brown. The initial print run
was for one million copies.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yis Twilight. I gave vampires that deal.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Yeah, you know, the book industry says they're not going
to make paperbacks anymore. Any new book you buy is
gonna be hardbound.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
How about that? I don't like it. I read a
book one time. We'll let's go up to Finally.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Twenty eighteen China and the release of a Winnie the
Pooh movie titled Christopher Robin after a character, in their opinion,
mopped the Chinese president Xi Jentin. I wonder what he did,
but we don't know what character it was. Oh God,
I need to know in quiry minds. Right, we'll let
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that lay there. That's our three categories. I think we're ready.
One eight hundred, Big show you told free Line. We
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Morning, that's big show on AL Radio. There's the Morning.
Oh look I featured track from The Big Show.
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Prizes from the big.
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Prize being Let's go he contested number one.
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A trip from.
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The find Al Alabama.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
We have a.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Shot, Good morning, what money? You are a man? Good
to have you in here. Trip. Let's get you through
these three categories and get that prize.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Pike on the way down Dothan, All right, here we
go in five seconds. Three things you see at a
movie theater ready go.
Speaker 10 (06:19):
Uh people in the movie itself and then popcorn.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I guess I had a boy all ride down trip.
Three authors book writers ready go.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
Uh well, Mark Twain, john Stein. Deck Saw is one
of my favorite and how about Tom Clancy boy.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yeah, yeah, Tom Clancy. He was mean to me, but
he is a good writer.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Well you're not the other one. He he is known
as a jerk. Okay when it comes to interviews the personality.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
He asked me if I ever read a book or no, no,
do we read books?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I think it was a.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Trips on a row here for the win. Three characters
from Winnie the Pooh ready to go.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
Well, there's Pooh and Tigger, and how about.
Speaker 11 (07:13):
E or the donkeys?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Me aready, don't care away. That's the way you rip
up one hundred and twenty dollars worth. The bull's not
cleaning products. Head down the dose and trip gratulations.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Can't get a shout out, you go ahead.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I want to.
Speaker 10 (07:30):
Thank all my friends there at the Global Anglish Society
who've been promoting fishing in friendships ince twenty eleven. And
I want to give a shout out to Kamala Harris,
hoping she'll run for president again because we need a
Republican for four more years.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Trip, here's a deep thinker.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Trip, good word, buddy, you hang on for Jackie. Thank you.
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Were jumping out. See what went on around you overnight
jog up a time capsule walk out in August seventh,
heard him.
Speaker 12 (08:08):
On the line, this is the award winning John Boy
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and Billy Big Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Than Yes, ma'am, is this the newspaper? I was wondering
if y'all might be interested in a big story.
Speaker 13 (09:03):
Absolutely, we're always are. What's the story?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It's about my daughter?
Speaker 13 (09:07):
Okay, well, what happened?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Uh? Before I go any further, I want you to
know that we're gonna need some money for this hent story, and.
Speaker 13 (09:13):
That I'm sorry, sir, we don't pay for a new story.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I bet you would for this, and it.
Speaker 13 (09:18):
Well, it's it's not our policy. We just don't do that.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Well, this INNT is a story that the whole country
or the whole world gonna wanna know about it. I
ain't kidding you.
Speaker 13 (09:26):
Well, we're very interested always in big stories, but like
I say, we just can't pay for a story.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Well, all right, then, I guess I'll go ahead and
tell you, because after you put it in your paper,
I bet people's be sending us money and all kinds
of other stuff.
Speaker 13 (09:39):
Okay, well, go ahead, what's the story.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
My daughter just had a baby. This week. It weighed
thirty two pounds.
Speaker 13 (09:46):
Okay, I'm sure she did.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
She did. I took it to my friend's grocery store
and waited on the meat scale.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
I'm sorry. I don't mean it this, but this is
kind of ridigious.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I ain't lying. She had it right here at the house,
and everybody here had unseen it. That baby is so heavy.
My daughter can't even hardly hold it up. She don't
weigh with eighty seven pounds or seth work.
Speaker 13 (10:07):
I know this is some kind of joke, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
No, No, it ain't. We named it baby Ted Kennedy
had saw the favors. Old Ted Kennedy kind of ugly
looking in the face, got a big, old fat head,
and was born with lots of hair on his head.
Speaker 13 (10:18):
Ah, sir, I wish I had time for this, but
you know what, we're almost at our deadline for tomorrow
morning's edition and I really need to go.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Okay, then I'll just call the TV station back and
give them the story. They can come out here and
take some pictures and show 'em on TV. All that's
gonna be left out. I bet this here winds up
on sea and n a Fox or one of them shows.
I can see it right now on the front page
of the National inquiet too. I'm finish call them cause
I know they paid for stories all the time.
Speaker 13 (10:43):
What just a minute before you do that? Tell me
what what's your uh birth of baty?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Now, my daughter took him with us to go to
the washing tears. She just, uh, he's so big. She
just put him in a wheel bar and taked off
down the street with him a few minutes ago.
Speaker 13 (10:57):
Uh a will barry.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, just the old wheel bar we had out here
in the front yard.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Where's that was?
Speaker 13 (11:01):
Shold youia?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Located just about four blocks from here?
Speaker 13 (11:04):
I mean, what's the address?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I ain't got no idea about that.
Speaker 13 (11:08):
Well, would you mind if I came to your house
to talk to your daughter when she gets back home?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
No, I don't mind. You sure you can't pay.
Speaker 13 (11:14):
Us something we like? I said, I wish we could,
but we just can't.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well be sure and bring your camera and I wants
my picture took with the baby and put in the paper.
You know, y'all could put proud grandfather in thirty two
pound baby off up unerneath the paper. You know, if
we let y'all do it, can you put out the
main things. Can y'all put our name and address and
phone of 'em in the store so that peoples can
get a hold of us.
Speaker 13 (11:35):
Well, you know what, I don't have to just check
with the editor about that and just get.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
Back with you.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, what what I'd really like to do is for
you to put our address in there, and then we
could charge peoples to come back here and see the baby.
You know. That way we could might make enough money
to feed it, cause it's gonna take some show enough
groceries take care of this baby and reckon. Maybe we
could put it put the baby later on in Uh.
I don't know nothing about all this, you know, but
like you think we might can put it in a
circus or a carnival or something like that.
Speaker 13 (12:00):
Sir, are you gonna give me your drink?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
No, I'm gonna go and call somebody else and I'm
gonna try to get some money I just did just
a second. You take care of now about.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
They expect me to sit here from nine to five.
That's Holly Hours ten eleven Denominator Morning.
Speaker 11 (12:19):
Radio dumb right.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, Morning Begs, y'all was on the radio before we
got to our public service announcements about fishing.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
We've oh how we love to fish.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
That's still a few minutes, but I broone call Marvin Webster.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
YO, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Man Man?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Welcome to Marvin Webster's movie is one oh one. This
is the part of the show where we explain the
difference between movie reality and actual reality. Today's topic is
the police department. In real life, when a dude is
a new cop, they always team him up with somebody
so he can learn the ropes. But did you ever
notice in the movies, new cop always get hooked up
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with somebody that's the exact opposite of whatever he is.
You know, if he's by the book, they put him
with one of them wild men. It's always breaking the rules.
If he's young, they put him with an old dude.
If he's tall, they put him with a short dude. Now,
a real cop got to be careful when he's chasing
the crook because you don't want no bystanders to get hurt. Right,
But you ain't really a good movie cop til you
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blow something up right in the middle of downtown during
rush out. And the more damage you do, the more
cars it gets smashed, the better cop you are. But
don't worry about getting in no trouble because see, a
good movie cop is always just one buttche in a
way from getting fired. You know, the boss is always
some sweaty dude, got his sleeves rolled up talking about
I'm warning you kind of hand. One more stunt like that,
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you're gonna be pushing papers at the DMB.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Now.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
See, in real life, if the boss is always yelling
at you, it means you suck at your job. In
the movies, it just means you taking care of business
people always making jokes about cops hanging out at the
donut shop. See, a movie cop ain't got no time
for donuts. He got to be where the action is.
And of course that means he's got a head for
you know, the strip club. That's right, No matter what
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kind of crime it is, movie cop don't never crack
the case without at least one trip to the strip club.
Now he the Pope could get killed inside the Vatican,
he would still have to go to the strip club
to crack the case. Of course, in the movies, a
cop don't really get going on the case until the
boss comes in and kicks him off of it. You know,
he'd be like, that's it, you off the case. That's
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good new See. In real life that would be bad.
But for the movie cop, that's good because that's when
he comes up with all the good clues. Is right
after he gets off the cake. And if you really
want to get on the fast track, just get him
to kick you out the police altogether. So as soon
as the boss makes you give up your gun and
your badge looks like you about twenty minutes from cracking
the cake, don't be standing there hanging your head. Give
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him the gun, give me your badge, get on over
to the strip club. This is good tomorrow now. In
real life, if a man is getting his butt kicked
in a fight, he'll be like grunting and groaning and stuff. Right,
movie cop will take a beating, don't make a sound,
at least not till later when his girlfriend comes over
and takes off his shirt and starts trying.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
To clean him up.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
And then all of a sudden he's in a world
depends it, you know what I mean. Like Goldberg was
beating the skuy's butt with a tie toool for fifteen minutes.
He didn't say nothing. Ninety pound woman come at him
with a cotton ball with some bactine on it, all
of a sudden, our hours, hours, and a real life
cop can find his life in danger at any minute.
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But you know, the most dangerous term for a movie
cop is about two weeks before retirement. You know, he
got thirty years on the force, not a scratch on him.
He'd be sitting in the car talking to his partner
about what he gonna do when he retires. As soon
as he pulls out that picture of his grandkids, that's it.
He gonna be dead within fifteen minutes. And they speaking
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of dead. You know, in real life when the cop
will shoot somebody, that's usually pretty much yet, right, But
a movie cop, everyone's got to kill somebody five or
six times before they stay dead. You know, it's like, hey,
wait a minute, don't be putting your gun up. No,
the dude gonna be right back in your face again
about thirty seconds. See here, come shoot him again, right
between the eyes.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
There you go.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Now, wait, don't be hugging your girlfriend yet. So see
here comes again. Yeah, that's him carrying his head under
his arm. Yeah, shoot him again. Hey, let your girlfriend
shoot him one time too. Oh there you go. Now
he's dead.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
All right.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
I hope we helped you out here, y'all think about it.
I'm Moby Wi.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
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You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
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the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses eyes?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Good morning, it's a mix shoe on the radios.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Were trying to broaden our scope to bring people into
the wonderful world of fishing others offshore ponds, legs. Hey wait,
listen Jackie's friends Courtney. To help us out with this
public service announcement.
Speaker 15 (18:22):
Want to spend some real quality time with someone you
care about, Take them fishing.
Speaker 16 (18:28):
Take me fishing because I'll be all growing up sooner
than anythink.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Take me fishing because everything's more fun when we do
it together. Take me fishing. You know what, They save
a bad day on the water beach, a good day
at work. Take me fishing.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Of course, my wife won't let me smoke in the
house anymore.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Take me fishing, man, cause that buddy them out of
the miuth just set me a jar. That plumb why
we had it the infield of Bristol last year. Remember
that whoo turke me fishing. They got a hot new
baby doll works down on buttground. Makes he's smoking one years,
don't care.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
About might be a little wild dude. I don't brather it.
I think she kind of likes me.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Take me fishing, cause you know I'm not about to
let you go out there by yourself.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
No mouth. That's right.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I heard about the little skank of the month down
at the boat ranch.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
And you know how you get when you're around some
trash little tramp like that.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
So don't even try.
Speaker 15 (19:19):
Take someone fishing. You might share an unforgettable moment I
won born yesterday, or it might be the only way
you get to leave the house to find out more.
Visit take someone fishing dot.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Com and if you come out on smelling like that
homemade racetrack hoots on your breath.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
You out of here.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio. Yes,
another episode of The Redneck Whisperer coming up in minutes. First,
let me tell you what you can win on John
Boyd Jeopardy. It's a Blue EMue prize, Pike Blue Emu
back on a big show. Got the pain relief cream
that works fastest, sooth stubborn muscle, lags joint I ain't
even arthritis plus is not greasy, and you won't think.
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A tube of PBC OTC Itch Relief cream is coming
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Speaker 15 (20:29):
When good rednecks go bad, one man is their best friend.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
No redneck is too much for me to handle. I
am diego to Parma. I am the Redneck Whisper. Over
my morning half calf soy Mocha extra suite latte with
just a hint of hazel nuts. I perused a missive
from Missus Lauren Fletcher of Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
She writes, mister Depa.
Speaker 16 (20:57):
My husband Leonard has an annoying habit scaring the living
daylights out of me every chance he gets.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Uh A prankster is he?
Speaker 4 (21:06):
This could be a dangerous situation for the weak hearted victim,
especially in a part of the country where the average
diet is ninety two percent fat and cholesterol.
Speaker 16 (21:15):
She contichus, I've tried to get him to stop, but
nothing works. I've threatened to leave him, to stop changing
the oil.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
In the truck.
Speaker 16 (21:23):
I even told him I wouldn't dress all the dadgum
deer he brings home, but he just keeps it up
and it's getting worse. My bladder ain't what it used
to be, and I can't hardly keep up with the laundry.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
If you catch my dress.
Speaker 11 (21:35):
Can't hurt me.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I knew there was no time to waste.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
I flew posthaste to lovely Dotha. Yes, great things, Missus Fletcher.
I am Diego de Palma. I am the redneck whisper.
Speaker 16 (21:56):
Oh, mister de Palma, I thought you were the census taker.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Come on in, Ah, what a lovely trailer. It's a
double wide impressive.
Speaker 16 (22:06):
It's nearly ten o'clock.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
It's it's a little late to come calling.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
I apologize for the lateness of the hour, but I
felt the matter too urgent to terry. So to business pray.
Tell what is the present position of this pernicious purveyor
of panic and pandemonium?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Huh? Where is your husband? Oh?
Speaker 16 (22:23):
I think he's out back working on the truck. Let
me get the flashlight out of the closet.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Leonard, got you here, say mister Palmer, That's what I'm
talking about. Troublesome to be sure, owns a Mexican census
stickers paid row. When you're done in here, I can
use some help out back. I'm building patio. COMPREHENDI I do. Indeed,
I'll be with you on a Momento port for four.
Speaker 17 (22:46):
Yeah, just say hop the ass out here when you
know it's in hunt it what mo sucker?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
See what I mean? What am I going to do
the predicament?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
He says, dire as I anticipated, But fear not, I've
come fired. You see that large packing crate in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What's it for? In order for us to curb your
husband's pension?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
For practical joking, we must show him what it's like
to be on the receiving end of spontaneous terror.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Hey, what's this? Did you give me some embracing pigs?
I wounded? Kind of smells like it.
Speaker 16 (23:19):
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
What is it? A skeleton, a fell addressed as the devil?
Speaker 16 (23:24):
A democrat?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Ah, something even more frightening. Yours nailed? Shut good?
Speaker 4 (23:29):
You see, I have a rather eccentric neighbor from Haiti
who practices the ancient art of voodoo. Missus Fletcher. In
that box is a real zombie?
Speaker 16 (23:40):
You mean, like in the movie.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Precisely a horrific surprise for even the bravest soul. I
guarantee this will put an end to your husband's hijinks.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Now we'll just sit back and enjoy the show. How
many dead gum nails in the sun?
Speaker 16 (23:55):
Mister Depalmer, Do real zombies eat your brains like in
the movies?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I'm not sure what.
Speaker 18 (24:01):
Head, but my first guess would be yes, I would
do something.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I think I've done enough.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I don't think you'll have to worry about unexpected scares anymore.
Speaker 16 (24:20):
Hey, Leonard, getting up? Honey?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Are you okay? Leonard?
Speaker 16 (24:30):
Why are you looking at me like that at words, no.
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Need to thank me all in the day's work for
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Is John Boy Jefferty. Women start doing this younger than men.
Most men will do it daily, while most women average
just once or twice a month. But when they do,
it's over an area nine times bigger.
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What is ask if these pants make my butt look bitter?
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That's a big show on the radio run until you Thursday,
August seventh, our future track from the Big Show, Big Box.
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And turns out he was right.
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He shot by. Thank you.
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Let's say hey to Kim out of easeless South Carolina.
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Good morning, Kim, Good morning. Hello, all right Kim.
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Hell all right, baby, you got the first shot at
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Must be living right, I must.
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See I've been trying for a long time.
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All right, Well let's see what you got, Kim. So
women start doing this younger than men. Most men, most
men will do it daily. Well most women, says, average
is just once or twice a month. But when they do,
it's over an area nine times bigger.
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Kim.
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You as a woman should be able to figure this out.
Oh I'm gonna guess.
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Shaving shaving.
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Well, let's see, is it shaving?
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Yes?
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It is.
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Nine times? Biggar? Yeah, I guess you got let what
else you womenim o whatever to take measure say? Nine times?
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I like you. You bind me Leanne Morgan just TV show man.
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Girls, appreciate y'all listening to the Big Show. Okay, one
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Enough to play on a small plane on.
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But it's just coincident, all right, it's all We're gonna
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Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
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Yeah, we're talking about big shoe buddy Ridney Crowd. It's
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at twenty min seventies man tying to Crowd, one of
the best singer songwriters we had in this era.
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We're fortunate enough to live in.
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You gotta back when I was in the studio here
a special song made just for us.
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She used to call me baby. I thought she was
such a lady. But my how things have changed since
times moved on. I'd have give her my last dollar,
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but all she'd do is holler, oh my life has
become a countrys song. I've learned she can resist me
by the way she always disses me and comes to.
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Bed that night with that cold cream on. Yeah.
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Sometimes I might feel frisky, but these days it's just
too risky. It's hard to kiss the lips that night,
that you your ass out all day long, all day long.
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She knows on and on, and if a tree fell
in the forest and she didn't hear it, would I
still be wrong. I guess I should admit it. She
ain't ever over, gonna quit it. It's hard to kiss
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the lips that night that you rans out all day long.
Then this is the part where he'll Billy talks.
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You know.
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Oh her eyes used to be so blue and shiny.
But my god, what's happened to her? Honey man? That
thing's gotten big enough to lay and a small plane on.
I used to roll her in the clover, but thank
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god those days are over. It's hard to kiss the
lips sat night that you rass out all day long,
all day long, it goes on and on. It's early
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in the morning too. If someday he they dropped the
big one, I'd say, sweet Jesus, she's gonna finally leave
me alone. It's all right if we say it, because
only giant born Billy O gonna play it. It's hard
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to kiss the lips, satnay, that you you rass out
all home day long. Come on, Lad's helped me one time.
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It's hard to kids.
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The lip said night that you you rass out a
whole day long.
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That's been making man my pleasure.
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You are awesome. H good morning. That's a big show
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on the radio. And here we go.
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It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
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Dear Dairy, this is Gary Beauy well diary. This has
been another topsy turvy week for your boy. It all
turned out okay.
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In the end, but boy, it was hid and miss for.
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A good bit.
Speaker 9 (35:22):
It all started with a mix up for a movie audition.
It should have been easy peasy, turned out sleazy, cheesy.
In other words, just perfect. Hank toot pass the fruit,
give me the script to show.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Me the lute.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yah man.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
I was outstanding in the line at Pink's Hot Dogs
when I overheard these young and talking about this hot
new movie that was casting in town. But the director
was having a hard time finding any Hollywood superstars interested
in auditioning. Now see diary A. I've always believed in
sharing my great success with those in need.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
It's how I got.
Speaker 9 (36:01):
The role of the gingerbread man in the movie series
of the same name, parts one, two, and three not
to break. We were number seven with a bullet in Malaysia,
Bangkok and the Lesser Antilles. So I asked the kid
in front of what the skin he was on this
new picture, and he handed me the breakdown Fame Force Hell.
(36:24):
I didn't need to read no more. The title said
it all. This is going to be a superhero picture
with super powered superstars.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Sign me.
Speaker 9 (36:35):
Up, give me the scissors and take down the drapes.
Superbusey needs him a cape, leaping tall buildings in a
bending steel and once in a while maybe.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Coping a field.
Speaker 9 (36:46):
The top is kind of too bad. I don't want
to hot down boobey, don't may jiggle when you giggle,
te you made me pee. So I called the producer
directly and told him I was interested. He could not
believe that someone as famous as yours truly would be interested.
I assured him I was very open minded about such projects,
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and he sent me the contract.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I signed it.
Speaker 9 (37:10):
And we was off of to the races. I showed
up the next day for a wardrobe fitting and I
was kind of thrown for a loop. They had me
trying on all sorts of outfits. They was a little loud,
not much spandex, and that was disappointed because spandex really
shows off the old goodie basket yea ye, yeah, yeah yeah,
lots of sequins and feather boas and heels. How the
(37:32):
hell do you fight super villains and six inch heels?
I figured it might be time to read the script now,
as I've gotten older. My eyesight ain't worth the damn,
especially since I hold you one peeper.
Speaker 20 (37:45):
Blank you blinky winky Winky.
Speaker 9 (37:49):
When I misread the title of the movie, it wasn't
Fame Force, it was Flame Force. I totally missed that
ill it is a superhero flick as I read the description.
A group of non binary LGBTQ meta humans battling evil
for gay freedom. Jimminy Christmas kicking the nuts. Gary's playing
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you know what, I can't believe it ain't no way
here comes Busey quin for a day. Turns out I
was playing the leader of the group, kind of like
Charlie and Charlie's Angels, you know, Coco Lot Pebbles, the
Alternative Lifestyle brain Trust. I tried to explain to the
(38:34):
director that I didn't quite understand what the project was
but he already had Jack Black, paton Oswalden Azizan, Sorry
drop out. When you lose stars like that, you gotta
have somebody. And I was his last name, So, Diary,
your boy was stuck. It was a notmare. I couldn't
remember everyone's pronouns. My usual doc bud and brother didn't
(38:56):
cut it. He her zer.
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Will wobble dip dap nip dap, nipdabdot.
Speaker 9 (39:03):
What the hell? There was danger at every turn. I
kind of loosened up, if you pardon the expression, as
time went along. And if it wasn't for the vitamins
the makeup guy gave me, I don't think I would
have made it. Unfortunately, those vitamins turned out to be estrogen.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
You don't know what.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
I hope it wears off soon. I'm getting tired of
crying during long distance commerciips. Give me a spoon and
make me gag. Gary's tired of dressed in drag. From
now on, I'll read the fine print. Even if I
got a squint, I promise to turn down every role,
even if they got me playing cord hole E Well, Diary,
(39:46):
I got Jiski Doo. I'm having lunch with some of
the drag queens Pfizer Manelli Haltosis, Euretha Franklin and Rohnda Sentis.
And then we're all going lingerie shopping up a little
dale drive. All that estrogen's got me up another cup
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size until next time, Diary x'es and o's Gary bestie.
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Talk about movie, roll a music, stupid tell me. I
want to ask you about this here.
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Director m Knight Shay shout Alan shot a line.
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Shout line is fifty five. He directed The Sixth Sense.
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That was his big coming out movie.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Yeah that was Bruce Willis, right, Yeah, So okay, those
boiler alert you know, I got to talk about because
that's part of this I wanted to ask you about.
So it turns out Bruce Willis was dead. Yeah, through
the whole movie, and the kid could see him because
he could see dead people. If you remember that little kid. Yeah,
So so I want to go back and look at it.
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I think you might have told me you did that.
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If you go back and know that he's dead through
the whole thing and see how he directed it, it
all brilliant fits together. Yeah, very brilliant. He's the master
of deception as far as directors in our time friends.
So I mean, did he you know, mean for people
to do that? Did he know that that's what was
going to happen at the end of the movie. You
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want to see it again and again?
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I know.
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I mean, sure, that's an added benefit, But I think
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You know that.
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It's because it's the answers right in front of you
the whole time. That's why it's worth going back and
watching when you know the outcome.
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Sixth sense. So the best way to do that? What
would be like YouTube or something like that?
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Oh yeah, flex say, any of the streaming.
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So just search these six cents all I don't do that.
I'd be fun. Yeah, all right, good, you know what
else will be fun? Doug right after I gotta thank
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he did in Iowa on Sunday.
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Yeah, I won a few dollars. So you won there,
and you won on the golf tournament. What are you
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His wife doesn't know anyway. Yes, we got our man
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Doodle dude, you're scaring the children.
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The Raspberry Lobby is really doing a great job, you bet.
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Crazy stuff in that ocean?
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Nineteen ninety three police are rest of the thirty three
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Those seven Eclipse. The third book in Stephanie Meyer's Twilight
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Yis Twilight. I gave vampires that deal.
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How about that? I don't like it. I read a
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I think it was a.
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Trips on a row here for the win. Three characters
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Than Yes, ma'am, is this the newspaper? I was wondering
if y'all might be interested in a big story.
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Absolutely, we're always are. What's the story?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It's about my daughter?
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Okay, well, what happened?
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Uh? Before I go any further, I want you to
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That I'm sorry, sir, we don't pay for a new story.
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I bet you would for this, and it.
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Well, it's it's not our policy. We just don't do that.
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Well, this INNT is a story that the whole country
or the whole world gonna wanna know about it. I
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Well, we're very interested always in big stories, but like
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Well, all right, then, I guess I'll go ahead and
tell you, because after you put it in your paper,
I bet people's be sending us money and all kinds
of other stuff.
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Okay, well, go ahead, what's the story.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
My daughter just had a baby. This week. It weighed
thirty two pounds.
Speaker 13 (09:46):
Okay, I'm sure she did.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
She did. I took it to my friend's grocery store
and waited on the meat scale.
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I'm sorry. I don't mean it this, but this is
kind of ridigious.
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I ain't lying. She had it right here at the house,
and everybody here had unseen it. That baby is so heavy.
My daughter can't even hardly hold it up. She don't
weigh with eighty seven pounds or seth work.
Speaker 13 (10:07):
I know this is some kind of joke, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
No, No, it ain't. We named it baby Ted Kennedy
had saw the favors. Old Ted Kennedy kind of ugly
looking in the face, got a big, old fat head,
and was born with lots of hair on his head.
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Ah, sir, I wish I had time for this, but
you know what, we're almost at our deadline for tomorrow
morning's edition and I really need to go.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Okay, then I'll just call the TV station back and
give them the story. They can come out here and
take some pictures and show 'em on TV. All that's
gonna be left out. I bet this here winds up
on sea and n a Fox or one of them shows.
I can see it right now on the front page
of the National inquiet too. I'm finish call them cause
I know they paid for stories all the time.
Speaker 13 (10:43):
What just a minute before you do that? Tell me
what what's your uh birth of baty?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Now, my daughter took him with us to go to
the washing tears. She just, uh, he's so big. She
just put him in a wheel bar and taked off
down the street with him a few minutes ago.
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Uh a will barry.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, just the old wheel bar we had out here
in the front yard.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Where's that was?
Speaker 13 (11:01):
Shold youia?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Located just about four blocks from here?
Speaker 13 (11:04):
I mean, what's the address?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I ain't got no idea about that.
Speaker 13 (11:08):
Well, would you mind if I came to your house
to talk to your daughter when she gets back home?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
No, I don't mind. You sure you can't pay.
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Us something we like? I said, I wish we could,
but we just can't.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well be sure and bring your camera and I wants
my picture took with the baby and put in the paper.
You know, y'all could put proud grandfather in thirty two
pound baby off up unerneath the paper. You know, if
we let y'all do it, can you put out the
main things. Can y'all put our name and address and
phone of 'em in the store so that peoples can
get a hold of us.
Speaker 13 (11:35):
Well, you know what, I don't have to just check
with the editor about that and just get.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
Back with you.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, what what I'd really like to do is for
you to put our address in there, and then we
could charge peoples to come back here and see the baby.
You know. That way we could might make enough money
to feed it, cause it's gonna take some show enough
groceries take care of this baby and reckon. Maybe we
could put it put the baby later on in Uh.
I don't know nothing about all this, you know, but
like you think we might can put it in a
circus or a carnival or something like that.
Speaker 13 (12:00):
Sir, are you gonna give me your drink?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
No, I'm gonna go and call somebody else and I'm
gonna try to get some money I just did just
a second. You take care of now about.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
They expect me to sit here from nine to five.
That's Holly Hours ten eleven Denominator Morning.
Speaker 11 (12:19):
Radio dumb right.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, Morning Begs, y'all was on the radio before we
got to our public service announcements about fishing.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
We've oh how we love to fish.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
That's still a few minutes, but I broone call Marvin Webster.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
YO, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Man Man?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Welcome to Marvin Webster's movie is one oh one. This
is the part of the show where we explain the
difference between movie reality and actual reality. Today's topic is
the police department. In real life, when a dude is
a new cop, they always team him up with somebody
so he can learn the ropes. But did you ever
notice in the movies, new cop always get hooked up
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with somebody that's the exact opposite of whatever he is.
You know, if he's by the book, they put him
with one of them wild men. It's always breaking the rules.
If he's young, they put him with an old dude.
If he's tall, they put him with a short dude. Now,
a real cop got to be careful when he's chasing
the crook because you don't want no bystanders to get hurt. Right,
But you ain't really a good movie cop til you
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blow something up right in the middle of downtown during
rush out. And the more damage you do, the more
cars it gets smashed, the better cop you are. But
don't worry about getting in no trouble because see, a
good movie cop is always just one buttche in a
way from getting fired. You know, the boss is always
some sweaty dude, got his sleeves rolled up talking about
I'm warning you kind of hand. One more stunt like that,
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you're gonna be pushing papers at the DMB.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Now.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
See, in real life, if the boss is always yelling
at you, it means you suck at your job. In
the movies, it just means you taking care of business
people always making jokes about cops hanging out at the
donut shop. See, a movie cop ain't got no time
for donuts. He got to be where the action is.
And of course that means he's got a head for
you know, the strip club. That's right, No matter what
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kind of crime it is, movie cop don't never crack
the case without at least one trip to the strip club.
Now he the Pope could get killed inside the Vatican,
he would still have to go to the strip club
to crack the case. Of course, in the movies, a
cop don't really get going on the case until the
boss comes in and kicks him off of it. You know,
he'd be like, that's it, you off the case. That's
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good new See. In real life that would be bad.
But for the movie cop, that's good because that's when
he comes up with all the good clues. Is right
after he gets off the cake. And if you really
want to get on the fast track, just get him
to kick you out the police altogether. So as soon
as the boss makes you give up your gun and
your badge looks like you about twenty minutes from cracking
the cake, don't be standing there hanging your head. Give
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him the gun, give me your badge, get on over
to the strip club. This is good tomorrow now. In
real life, if a man is getting his butt kicked
in a fight, he'll be like grunting and groaning and stuff. Right,
movie cop will take a beating, don't make a sound,
at least not till later when his girlfriend comes over
and takes off his shirt and starts trying.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
To clean him up.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
And then all of a sudden he's in a world
depends it, you know what I mean. Like Goldberg was
beating the skuy's butt with a tie toool for fifteen minutes.
He didn't say nothing. Ninety pound woman come at him
with a cotton ball with some bactine on it, all
of a sudden, our hours, hours, and a real life
cop can find his life in danger at any minute.
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But you know, the most dangerous term for a movie
cop is about two weeks before retirement. You know, he
got thirty years on the force, not a scratch on him.
He'd be sitting in the car talking to his partner
about what he gonna do when he retires. As soon
as he pulls out that picture of his grandkids, that's it.
He gonna be dead within fifteen minutes. And they speaking
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of dead. You know, in real life when the cop
will shoot somebody, that's usually pretty much yet, right, But
a movie cop, everyone's got to kill somebody five or
six times before they stay dead. You know, it's like, hey,
wait a minute, don't be putting your gun up. No,
the dude gonna be right back in your face again
about thirty seconds. See here, come shoot him again, right
between the eyes.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
There you go.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Now, wait, don't be hugging your girlfriend yet. So see
here comes again. Yeah, that's him carrying his head under
his arm. Yeah, shoot him again. Hey, let your girlfriend
shoot him one time too. Oh there you go. Now
he's dead.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
All right.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
I hope we helped you out here, y'all think about it.
I'm Moby Wi.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
Speaker 14 (17:06):
You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses eyes?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Good morning, it's a mix shoe on the radios.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Were trying to broaden our scope to bring people into
the wonderful world of fishing others offshore ponds, legs. Hey wait,
listen Jackie's friends Courtney. To help us out with this
public service announcement.
Speaker 15 (18:22):
Want to spend some real quality time with someone you
care about, Take them fishing.
Speaker 16 (18:28):
Take me fishing because I'll be all growing up sooner
than anythink.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Take me fishing because everything's more fun when we do
it together. Take me fishing. You know what, They save
a bad day on the water beach, a good day
at work. Take me fishing.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Of course, my wife won't let me smoke in the
house anymore.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Take me fishing, man, cause that buddy them out of
the miuth just set me a jar. That plumb why
we had it the infield of Bristol last year. Remember
that whoo turke me fishing. They got a hot new
baby doll works down on buttground. Makes he's smoking one years,
don't care.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
About might be a little wild dude. I don't brather it.
I think she kind of likes me.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Take me fishing, cause you know I'm not about to
let you go out there by yourself.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
No mouth. That's right.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I heard about the little skank of the month down
at the boat ranch.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
And you know how you get when you're around some
trash little tramp like that.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
So don't even try.
Speaker 15 (19:19):
Take someone fishing. You might share an unforgettable moment I
won born yesterday, or it might be the only way
you get to leave the house to find out more.
Visit take someone fishing dot.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Com and if you come out on smelling like that
homemade racetrack hoots on your breath.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
You out of here.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio. Yes,
another episode of The Redneck Whisperer coming up in minutes. First,
let me tell you what you can win on John
Boyd Jeopardy. It's a Blue EMue prize, Pike Blue Emu
back on a big show. Got the pain relief cream
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A tube of PBC OTC Itch Relief cream is coming
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So the PBC OTC itch releave Cream, fast safe itch
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Speaker 15 (20:29):
When good rednecks go bad, one man is their best friend.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
No redneck is too much for me to handle. I
am diego to Parma. I am the Redneck Whisper. Over
my morning half calf soy Mocha extra suite latte with
just a hint of hazel nuts. I perused a missive
from Missus Lauren Fletcher of Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
She writes, mister Depa.
Speaker 16 (20:57):
My husband Leonard has an annoying habit scaring the living
daylights out of me every chance he gets.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Uh A prankster is he?
Speaker 4 (21:06):
This could be a dangerous situation for the weak hearted victim,
especially in a part of the country where the average
diet is ninety two percent fat and cholesterol.
Speaker 16 (21:15):
She contichus, I've tried to get him to stop, but
nothing works. I've threatened to leave him, to stop changing
the oil.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
In the truck.
Speaker 16 (21:23):
I even told him I wouldn't dress all the dadgum
deer he brings home, but he just keeps it up
and it's getting worse. My bladder ain't what it used
to be, and I can't hardly keep up with the laundry.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
If you catch my dress.
Speaker 11 (21:35):
Can't hurt me.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I knew there was no time to waste.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
I flew posthaste to lovely Dotha. Yes, great things, Missus Fletcher.
I am Diego de Palma. I am the redneck whisper.
Speaker 16 (21:56):
Oh, mister de Palma, I thought you were the census taker.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Come on in, Ah, what a lovely trailer. It's a
double wide impressive.
Speaker 16 (22:06):
It's nearly ten o'clock.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
It's it's a little late to come calling.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
I apologize for the lateness of the hour, but I
felt the matter too urgent to terry. So to business pray.
Tell what is the present position of this pernicious purveyor
of panic and pandemonium?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Huh? Where is your husband? Oh?
Speaker 16 (22:23):
I think he's out back working on the truck. Let
me get the flashlight out of the closet.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Leonard, got you here, say mister Palmer, That's what I'm
talking about. Troublesome to be sure, owns a Mexican census
stickers paid row. When you're done in here, I can
use some help out back. I'm building patio. COMPREHENDI I do. Indeed,
I'll be with you on a Momento port for four.
Speaker 17 (22:46):
Yeah, just say hop the ass out here when you
know it's in hunt it what mo sucker?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
See what I mean? What am I going to do
the predicament?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
He says, dire as I anticipated, But fear not, I've
come fired. You see that large packing crate in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What's it for? In order for us to curb your
husband's pension?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
For practical joking, we must show him what it's like
to be on the receiving end of spontaneous terror.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Hey, what's this? Did you give me some embracing pigs?
I wounded? Kind of smells like it.
Speaker 16 (23:19):
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
What is it? A skeleton, a fell addressed as the devil?
Speaker 16 (23:24):
A democrat?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Ah, something even more frightening. Yours nailed? Shut good?
Speaker 4 (23:29):
You see, I have a rather eccentric neighbor from Haiti
who practices the ancient art of voodoo. Missus Fletcher. In
that box is a real zombie?
Speaker 16 (23:40):
You mean, like in the movie.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Precisely a horrific surprise for even the bravest soul. I
guarantee this will put an end to your husband's hijinks.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Now we'll just sit back and enjoy the show. How
many dead gum nails in the sun?
Speaker 16 (23:55):
Mister Depalmer, Do real zombies eat your brains like in
the movies?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I'm not sure what.
Speaker 18 (24:01):
Head, but my first guess would be yes, I would
do something.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I think I've done enough.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
I don't think you'll have to worry about unexpected scares anymore.
Speaker 16 (24:20):
Hey, Leonard, getting up? Honey?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Are you okay? Leonard?
Speaker 16 (24:30):
Why are you looking at me like that at words, no.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Need to thank me all in the day's work for
I am diego dipooma. I am the Redneck Whisper.
Speaker 15 (24:45):
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John Boys all natural nipple cream and rump robin from
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Speaker 1 (24:55):
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Speaker 5 (25:01):
All right, saying some good work here this this week?
There I go, thank you very much, you all ready
for John Boydgeffardy and the big old blue EMU prize package.
Here we go, first review yesterday's question. We found out
some say this is a four letter word, others say
it's too Either way, it is the single most well
known English expression on earth.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
What is okay? Okay? Okay? Today?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Is John Boy Jefferty. Women start doing this younger than men.
Most men will do it daily, while most women average
just once or twice a month. But when they do,
it's over an area nine times bigger.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
What is ask if these pants make my butt look bitter?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Doester?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
No?
Speaker 5 (25:48):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred big show you told
free line think about it. We go to we get
a winter we play next.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
That's a big show on the radio run until you Thursday,
August seventh, our future track from the Big Show, Big Box.
Mayor in Dismal Septs got the annual Chicken Chicker Festival.
You were chicker Fest hit the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com click out on their contest, but
you can't get through.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I call you. Let's fly.
Speaker 17 (26:40):
Yes, it's live across America. It's John boydefle it now
your host. Why he never thought he'd be the kind
of person that would wake up early and go exercise,
And turns out he was right.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
He shot by. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Let's say hey to Kim out of easeless South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Good morning, Kim, Good morning. Hello, all right Kim.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Hell all right, baby, you got the first shot at
John Boordepardy this morning.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Must be living right, I must.
Speaker 16 (27:18):
See I've been trying for a long time.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
All right, Well let's see what you got, Kim. So
women start doing this younger than men. Most men, most
men will do it daily. Well most women, says, average
is just once or twice a month. But when they do,
it's over an area nine times bigger.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Kim.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
You as a woman should be able to figure this out.
Oh I'm gonna guess.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Shaving shaving.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Well, let's see, is it shaving?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (28:05):
It is.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Nine times? Biggar? Yeah, I guess you got let what
else you womenim o whatever to take measure say? Nine times?
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Well, Kim, you got the big old Blue Emu prize pack.
And I don't know, you know, itching like sometime of
doing my neck. We got the pb C O t C.
It's relief cream that's just out. Now I've fail without
a prescription for my buds at Blue Emu. So he
racked up baby, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, well thanks so much.
Speaker 13 (28:42):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Of course you can.
Speaker 13 (28:45):
I am and I am a first time collar that
I've ever got on here.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
So.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I like you. You bind me Leanne Morgan just TV show man.
You're gonna see that.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Okay anyway anyway, Kim, Yeah, yeah, back to you, you
shout out, and then then we're gonna Molly you.
Speaker 16 (29:04):
I'm gonna give a shout out to Chloe and Lydia.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
All right, Well you just did Chloe Lydia.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Girls, appreciate y'all listening to the Big Show. Okay, one
more for yeah, all three of that? Good deal. Okay,
we'll let you get back to your shaving.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
All right, don't buy there's nine times bigger. We got
a Ridney cross on coming up, bigg.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Enough to play on a small plane on.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
But it's just coincident, all right, it's all We're gonna
tie this whole day together right after your news report.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Yeah, we're talking about big shoe buddy Ridney Crowd. It's
his birthday, Happy birthday, Ridney. I ain't moving up there
at twenty min seventies man tying to Crowd, one of
the best singer songwriters we had in this era.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
We're fortunate enough to live in.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
You gotta back when I was in the studio here
a special song made just for us.
Speaker 19 (30:50):
She used to call me baby. I thought she was
such a lady. But my how things have changed since
times moved on. I'd have give her my last dollar,
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but all she'd do is holler, oh my life has
become a countrys song. I've learned she can resist me
by the way she always disses me and comes to.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Bed that night with that cold cream on. Yeah.
Speaker 19 (31:43):
Sometimes I might feel frisky, but these days it's just
too risky. It's hard to kiss the lips that night,
that you your ass out all day long, all day long.
(32:07):
She knows on and on, and if a tree fell
in the forest and she didn't hear it, would I
still be wrong. I guess I should admit it. She
ain't ever over, gonna quit it. It's hard to kiss
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the lips that night that you rans out all day long.
Then this is the part where he'll Billy talks.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
You know.
Speaker 19 (32:47):
Oh her eyes used to be so blue and shiny.
But my god, what's happened to her? Honey man? That
thing's gotten big enough to lay and a small plane on.
I used to roll her in the clover, but thank
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god those days are over. It's hard to kiss the
lips sat night that you rass out all day long,
all day long, it goes on and on. It's early
(33:33):
in the morning too. If someday he they dropped the
big one, I'd say, sweet Jesus, she's gonna finally leave
me alone. It's all right if we say it, because
only giant born Billy O gonna play it. It's hard
(33:56):
to kiss the lips, satnay, that you you rass out
all home day long. Come on, Lad's helped me one time.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
It's hard to kids.
Speaker 19 (34:09):
The lip said night that you you rass out a
whole day long.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
All right, awesome riding crowds, the pleasure.
Speaker 19 (34:24):
That's been making man my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
You are awesome. H good morning. That's a big show
(34:56):
on the radio. And here we go.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
Dear Dairy, this is Gary Beauy well diary. This has
been another topsy turvy week for your boy. It all
turned out okay.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
In the end, but boy, it was hid and miss for.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
A good bit.
Speaker 9 (35:22):
It all started with a mix up for a movie audition.
It should have been easy peasy, turned out sleazy, cheesy.
In other words, just perfect. Hank toot pass the fruit,
give me the script to show.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Me the lute.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yah man.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
I was outstanding in the line at Pink's Hot Dogs
when I overheard these young and talking about this hot
new movie that was casting in town. But the director
was having a hard time finding any Hollywood superstars interested
in auditioning. Now see diary A. I've always believed in
sharing my great success with those in need.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
It's how I got.
Speaker 9 (36:01):
The role of the gingerbread man in the movie series
of the same name, parts one, two, and three not
to break. We were number seven with a bullet in Malaysia,
Bangkok and the Lesser Antilles. So I asked the kid
in front of what the skin he was on this
new picture, and he handed me the breakdown Fame Force Hell.
(36:24):
I didn't need to read no more. The title said
it all. This is going to be a superhero picture
with super powered superstars.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Sign me.
Speaker 9 (36:35):
Up, give me the scissors and take down the drapes.
Superbusey needs him a cape, leaping tall buildings in a
bending steel and once in a while maybe.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Coping a field.
Speaker 9 (36:46):
The top is kind of too bad. I don't want
to hot down boobey, don't may jiggle when you giggle,
te you made me pee. So I called the producer
directly and told him I was interested. He could not
believe that someone as famous as yours truly would be interested.
I assured him I was very open minded about such projects,
(37:08):
and he sent me the contract.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I signed it.
Speaker 9 (37:10):
And we was off of to the races. I showed
up the next day for a wardrobe fitting and I
was kind of thrown for a loop. They had me
trying on all sorts of outfits. They was a little loud,
not much spandex, and that was disappointed because spandex really
shows off the old goodie basket yea ye, yeah, yeah yeah,
lots of sequins and feather boas and heels. How the
(37:32):
hell do you fight super villains and six inch heels?
I figured it might be time to read the script now,
as I've gotten older. My eyesight ain't worth the damn,
especially since I hold you one peeper.
Speaker 20 (37:45):
Blank you blinky winky Winky.
Speaker 9 (37:49):
When I misread the title of the movie, it wasn't
Fame Force, it was Flame Force. I totally missed that
ill it is a superhero flick as I read the description.
A group of non binary LGBTQ meta humans battling evil
for gay freedom. Jimminy Christmas kicking the nuts. Gary's playing
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you know what, I can't believe it ain't no way
here comes Busey quin for a day. Turns out I
was playing the leader of the group, kind of like
Charlie and Charlie's Angels, you know, Coco Lot Pebbles, the
Alternative Lifestyle brain Trust. I tried to explain to the
(38:34):
director that I didn't quite understand what the project was
but he already had Jack Black, paton Oswalden Azizan, Sorry
drop out. When you lose stars like that, you gotta
have somebody. And I was his last name, So, Diary,
your boy was stuck. It was a notmare. I couldn't
remember everyone's pronouns. My usual doc bud and brother didn't
(38:56):
cut it. He her zer.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Will wobble dip dap nip dap, nipdabdot.
Speaker 9 (39:03):
What the hell? There was danger at every turn. I
kind of loosened up, if you pardon the expression, as
time went along. And if it wasn't for the vitamins
the makeup guy gave me, I don't think I would
have made it. Unfortunately, those vitamins turned out to be estrogen.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
You don't know what.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
I hope it wears off soon. I'm getting tired of
crying during long distance commerciips. Give me a spoon and
make me gag. Gary's tired of dressed in drag. From
now on, I'll read the fine print. Even if I
got a squint, I promise to turn down every role,
even if they got me playing cord hole E Well, Diary,
(39:46):
I got Jiski Doo. I'm having lunch with some of
the drag queens Pfizer Manelli Haltosis, Euretha Franklin and Rohnda Sentis.
And then we're all going lingerie shopping up a little
dale drive. All that estrogen's got me up another cup
(40:08):
size until next time, Diary x'es and o's Gary bestie.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
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water Winch Cousin, Brusie walk Man, Jack Yon Boy and
Belly All.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
John Boy Belly. I had only two white men never
made me more.
Speaker 21 (40:48):
Whoa I feel no monum your lift back, We walk
over for your lift back.
Speaker 5 (40:59):
Wow, good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
(41:38):
Talk about movie, roll a music, stupid tell me. I
want to ask you about this here.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Director m Knight Shay shout Alan shot a line.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
Shout line is fifty five. He directed The Sixth Sense.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
That was his big coming out movie.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Yeah that was Bruce Willis, right, Yeah, So okay, those
boiler alert you know, I got to talk about because
that's part of this I wanted to ask you about.
So it turns out Bruce Willis was dead. Yeah, through
the whole movie, and the kid could see him because
he could see dead people. If you remember that little kid. Yeah,
So so I want to go back and look at it.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
I think you might have told me you did that.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
If you go back and know that he's dead through
the whole thing and see how he directed it, it
all brilliant fits together. Yeah, very brilliant. He's the master
of deception as far as directors in our time friends.
So I mean, did he you know, mean for people
to do that? Did he know that that's what was
going to happen at the end of the movie. You
(42:39):
want to see it again and again?
Speaker 1 (42:42):
I know.
Speaker 7 (42:42):
I mean, sure, that's an added benefit, But I think
he's more about, you know, just playing the audience for fools.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
You know that.
Speaker 7 (42:49):
It's because it's the answers right in front of you
the whole time. That's why it's worth going back and
watching when you know the outcome.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Sixth sense. So the best way to do that? What
would be like YouTube or something like that?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Oh yeah, flex say, any of the streaming.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
So just search these six cents all I don't do that.
I'd be fun. Yeah, all right, good, you know what
else will be fun? Doug right after I gotta thank
him for helping me pick William Byron. We've been talking
about that. We know William Byron gonna win again ever
since he won the Daytona five hundred. And that's what
he did in Iowa on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, I won a few dollars. So you won there,
and you won on the golf tournament. What are you
up like? Eight bucks? You don't worry about having money.
His wife doesn't know anyway. Yes, we got our man
Doug coming up in minutes. Big Show rolls on
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