August 14, 2025 • 48 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Sherman Pratt makes an early show appearance to talk about Super Heroes.. - Nervel T. Wheeler pays us a visit.. - Mad Max takes a deep dive into the torrid backstage past of The Brady Bunch.. - Doug Rice takes un “On Track” for a recap of last week’s race in Watkins Glen - including the header fall in Victory Lane - and makes his prediction for this weekend’s race in Richmond.. - Plus Mark Packer updates the college sports beat.. - Ike Turner addresses your mama’s girth.. - and the last break will go to Three Legged Larry’s Sideshow of Super Savings…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, a lot more big show coming.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Up, John Boy Boe Big Shows, picky up, Matthew, Oh, Marcel,
you picked an awful time to call. Well, listen to
the radio. We're right in the middle of a new
intro you Boobe No no not, you're racing, fat boy.
Pull up a couple of chairs to get down listen.
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
(00:22):
can go on making that audio magic known as John Boy.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
By Big Show. Carry on straight, people.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Loving them. Welcome to Thursday, August a fourteen. Alright, Marsey dog,
quick trip around the world, come back. Put you to work.
Didn't we appreciate you handling things.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
That'll show me?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Oh so?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Uh Marsie like spend some time like in Austria. Yeah
and uh yeah, I was laughing we've first got here
that they I guess they just sound angry the way
German stuff sounds, and it is.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I think German is a hard language and a hard
language to try to do o lingo, you know what
I'm saying, Like it was hard to try to pick
up a few I mean, they went over bread and water.
But the stuff that people were saying around is it
just sounded to.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So look, so say, I'm a German and you and
you're coming to me, and you want to if I
speak English? You know, I'm how high for aulin.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Sprekings the English?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
English?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
And then they go, yeah, what does dorch mean?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Because I've always heard that's German.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Do you speak German? Yeah, sprekancy dorch?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
See Hogan's heroes. I tried to prep before I went,
and it did not. It didn't help me much. You
didn't help me much. But they're a very kind, very
kind culture, very clean, very yeah. Just uh, I think
I lost some weight, not not a big I want
a big winer schnitzel fan or the sausages are different,
everything's different, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
But yeah, then I have pizza.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
There there there was pizza, but it was sold at
the Falaffel stand, so it really wasn't like our pizza
like it was. But I did have some pizza. So
I did drop back in punt and have some pizza.
I did go to an Italian restaurant my last night,
and and that was good.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
I must understand, if you don't eat your meat, you
can't have any potatoes.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
The potato salad was phenomenal. I did have the German
potato salad. It was really good, and the gulash was
actually really I did do other things other than eat.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I did.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I did, but you had to have three squares while
you were there.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
So immersed yourself and I did.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It was just a lot of German all the time
from everyone. Everyone uh that was traveled around me apparently
spoke a couple of languages, and uh, it was just
hard to relax. I turn my brain off. My brain
was trying to figure out what everybody was saying. So
it was kind of a mental kind of thing for me.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I just used a go for pig Latin said oh
you east bag May.
Speaker 8 (03:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
When we were in the lily Hammer to the cab driver,
the cab driver got completely pissed off at us for
the rest of the ride.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
He was just.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
So see, yeah, you had a little lost experience. So
I don't know if it was similar.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, it was that.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
That was the Olympics, and you guys, it's a beautiful
country and the people.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
Are so nice.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
They didn't have ice crushed ice.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I will say that was the first thing I felt
like Tom Hanks and cast away. When I got home,
I was like, what would you like to drink like
a glass of ice and you can put a little
bit of tea in there, that'd be nice. Yeah, no
ice with hardly anything even mixed drinks and stuff. Very
stingy with the ice.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
How tough is it? And we just took like a
plastic coke bottle, filled it up with water and set
it outside.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
When he says he means.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Most of the time he had me stand outside until
it freezes.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I just thought it might be something, you know, since
it was summer. They would invest, you know, if they're a.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Little you know, I had a randy. You didn't have
a rand?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Not have a randy? I had to myself and I
would you like one? Lucky to leave it for him?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You are to go, baby, thank you so much. Ah well,
here we are all back list, get to win and
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We're we'll get our category so you can win the
aforementioned cool swag. August fourteen, nineteen seventy nine, burglars broke
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into Jenny Martelli's apartment in Niagara Falls, New York and
stole her kitchen sink. Nothing else was taken or damaged.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I love that sink.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
That's gotta be I'm got an inside joke job or something.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Yeah, like the time I broke into the chief engineer's
apartment and took.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
All of his light bulbs while he was out of town.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I didn't leave with him.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
I put him all in the bathtub and filled it
with water.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I was about to say, it sounds like she has
a Randy in her life.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
To nineteen ninety six, Tampa police captured a hatchet welding bandit.
I always get to mix up. It sounds like he's
making a hatchet, don't it. Anyway, he robbed a service
station when he ran out of gas about twenty miles
from the station because he got three hundred dollars but
he forgot to fill up. Oh, he was robbing the job.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Hey, you want to buy a sink?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
And finally it was a state in twenty nineteen. It
is raining plastic and a published survey plastic was found
in ninety percent of the rain samples taken by in
a Colorado by the US Apartment of the Interior, and
you as geological survey, ninety percent of rain samples, like
drop the water had plastic in it.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
Yeah, fragments there.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
It's called microplastics, and they're in your blood.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
The jaggie. Yeah, the wife's been going off. And then
plastic bottles and you know, throw them away, quit you
use them, I mean, plastic everything can't be.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Good for you, right, No, And that's why the milk
is so hard to open. Right now, if you buy
milk and not in a full gallon size, the lid
is so thin you can't get a hold of the
top of it.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
They're doing that to comply with using less plastic.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Right, maybe it hard to get a your milk? All right, Well,
it looks like airs are three categories. Let's do that.
Ain't gonna be hard to get something made out of plastic?
And that I'll wrap it up one eight hundred big show.
You told free line come on and play out burds next.
(08:12):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio for
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No no, Let's go ahead and do this.
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Let's get the one and.
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Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and Billy gave me prizes from the big
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be a lot of fun.
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You're playing outs.
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Have a hurry up and guess time you love the
best time?
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You have a big shots. Let's say had a Norm
from cover Vergine.
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We live shots.
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No, sorry, buddy, had to has water.
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There's more than norm awesome stuff here. Glad you made
it in here. Let's get you to these three categories
feasibly in fifteen seconds. I think that means practically practically
new word. Hey norm. In five seconds, give us three
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things found in the kitchen ready to.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Go, stove, sink and fridge.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
At a boar. Now give us three things you can
get at a gas station, ready to go gas beer, snacks,
and for the wind, three things made out of plastic,
ready to go.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Bottle porks.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Pweer. Shut up, Randy said, it's in our blood.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
I can't help it.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
I didn't put it there.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
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Long Prize pack headed up the coburn for you. All right, John,
We're gonna give a shout out. You go ahead, Bop.
I give a shout out to my wife, Susan forty
seven years, my friend cousin our group, your brand shirt right, No,
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proud to have you. Listen, my man, hang on.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
With jacket.
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All right. Bottom of the hour. Here's the top of
your new On the other side our time capsule, there's
August of fourteenth. Hit you a quick laugh. This is
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the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
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Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
It's time to ac yo.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Hold on? Leave answer alone.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I don't care if he is wearing grany at the
damn lepre card I put you put his white ass
down head, Take that jumbohemity, take take that. Take this
taint buggle full of that nepple cream and go see
Uncle Marty. Hell I don't keep him busits for twenty minutes,
maybe twenty five. Welcome to axe Ike, the place to
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go for all the four one one you need for
all y'all what you call uh inferior position on relations
shrimps dig this ike. I might be a little slow
on the uptake, Oh honky alert, but I've noticed that
many times women say one thing and mean something totally different.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Are all women this way or is it just me?
What does it all mean?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I know they make translation digshit there is for a
French and Italian, But what about want to decipher what
the devil women are saying?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Signed headspinning in Hendersonville. Dead Headspinner? Huh women saying what
they don't mean? Is it possible? Could it be? Is
you stupid? Boyd? Are you just catching on all this? Hell?
(13:29):
You must not be old enough to date.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
The fact of the matter is a brother can instinctivately
understand the bilinguality of the femaline species.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
And for those of you that don't.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Get it, let me preach on it. And that as
a rule, when a woman say yes, she means no,
and uh versa vices. But maybe don't mean maybe. It
means no, And I said maybe means hell to the note,
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I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
It means you'll be sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
We need means I won't. We need to talk means
shut up while I talk. I'm not upset means you're lucky.
I don't have my raisor on. You're so manly it
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means you shure, do sweat up. You certainly are attentive.
Tonight means not try, but you get nothing. Be romantic
and turn out the lights means I don't want you
to look up my big ass sides.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Do you love me?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Means I bought myself something expensive dot dot dot with
your money. See the to go when I say that,
How much do you love me? Means I backed over
your satellite dish. I'll be ready in five minutes means
(15:14):
I'll be ready in five minutes in dog years.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
You need to learn to agree. You lean to nerd.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You need to learn to communicate, means just agree with me.
Are you listening to me? Means too late?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
You did? Now, Man, that's so much easier to understand.
I'm hungry.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
It means I'm hungry. I'm sleepy. It means I'm sleepy.
I'm thirsty. It means I'm thirsty. I love you means
let's get it off. I love you too means okay,
I said it. Can we get it on now? Do
you want to go to a movie tonight? Means let's
go to Blockbuster, then come home and get it off.
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Can I take you out to dinner? Means we can
go to the KFC and we'll get it on in
the parking lot. Can I call you sometime means let's
get it on tonight. May I have this dance means
let's get it on in public. Nice dress means nice.
Rack you look tense. Let me give you a massage
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means after I rub your back, we're getting it off.
What's wrong means I guess we ain't gonna get it on.
I'm bored means I hope you up to it because
we're about to get it on. Let's talk means I'm
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trying to impress you with how sensitive I am.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So you want to get it on? Will you marry me?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Means I want to make it illegal for you to
get it on with other guys. I don't think that
blouse goes with that skirt means oops, I'm a hobo.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
You see.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Man's a whole lot easier to understand than women. Just remember,
men don't to think about getting it on. Women think
about everything else. I wonder they spend so much time
trying to pull that foot out of the crack of
the head.
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I hope this helps heads been a. It's his ike.
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It's a big shawn A Radio super fly. No, I'm
just wearing his cologne. Give me a huh.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
That's that Smail.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Hey, Superheroes Talk of the Day, Sherman Pratt, The Big
Show Bratt on Superheroes in about twenty minutes, give your
heads up on nest and hang around and right now
here we go. Let's go to Brushywood, Arkansas to visit
(18:51):
with the town gossip. It's time for Over the Back
Fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Oh hey, Carleen what why the world of weeder dog
whiskers are you doing with clothes on? It's so damn
hot I saw the devil going back to hell to
cool off. Why don't you join the club and just
go topless. I'll tell you who should be wearing clothes,
and that's Sidney shermack mm hmm. She's been gone for
a couple of weeks and nobody knew where she went. Well,
apparently she was off to the big city to get
more plastic surgery. She's got more aftermarket parts than Bubba
(19:19):
Wallace's race car. I can't believe it, but she had
another boot job. How many is this thirteen? Well, it's
definitely not her lucky number. Don't you remember last time
she went the cheap route and instead of silicone, she
had him use those little bells that you find at
the check encounter at the hotail motel. Oh, you know,
the ding ding ones. At the VFW dance, the guy's
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got so hansy the dingdings kept changing the tempo of
the band. And the time before that, the doctor accidentally
lost both of her brown sugar toggle switches and he
replaced him with pepperoni. Anytime she sun bathed popless. They'd
come up so much the cat could drink milk out
of them. At her age forty seven, No matter what
she tells you, she should just accept that the good
(20:01):
Lord gave her a C minus for looks on her
report card and stop trying to change the grave. The
last time she went under the knife, she would ask
random people to guess her age, like she was working
at the county Fair or something. One guy she asked
said twenty five, and she said, nope, I'm forty seven.
She went to McDonald's and asked the cashier to guess
her age, and the woman said thirty two, and Cindy said, nope,
(20:22):
I'm actually forty seven. So after lunch, she was taking
a bus to the Dollar General and she asked the
guy next door to guess her age. He looked at
her for a minute and said, well, I'll need to
put my hands under your shirt. But you know, Cindy,
she never had a grope she didn't like, and so
she said sure, And after a few minutes the guy says,
you're forty seven. Cindy can't believe it. She said, how
could you tell? And the guy says, I was in
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mine behind you at McDonald's. She had libro section done once,
but that wasn't a complete disaster. She made a bundle
sell in all that fat to captain Sketchy's fish camp.
Maybe the worst thing she did was get her teeth done.
Oh Lord. To be honest, though she did have messed
up teeth like Steve MISHEMI every tooth was in business
for itself, like having a mouthful of mismatched, different colored chicklets.
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She needed to do something, but I believe i'd have
gone to someone, you know, with the diploma, tried that
place that makes your dentures out of sheep teeth lamb chops. Yeah,
they're pretty pretty bad at this place. She must have
gone in and said, give me the Trevago guy. You
know who I'm talking about. I saw those commercials fifty
(21:27):
times before I knew what it was for. I was
mesmerized by them giant choppers. It's like they were made
for someone else, like Andre the Giant. I can't place
the guy's accent, but I guarantee that country has government
run dental care. The teeth ain't too big. His damn
head is just too small. I would help him if
he ever turns to a life of crime. Stevie Wonder
(21:48):
could pick him out of a line up. Maybe he
ain't even a real person. It's like a bottle opener
wished upon a star. It'd be a real live boy.
We'll crack the bed and toast the bread. Karlne look
at the He hadn't ken cutting me off? I had
I told you more? Huh, what's my rush? Uncle Frisco
and he are going to the Grumpy Rooster for expired
leg and Friday double d at are Triple D's.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Good day.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You're old pal Stevie, No, not the former idiot intern
the Crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bones of mates, John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this knack of studio.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Hey, what's this wire for?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Good morning? And it's a big show on the radio
for your Thursday morning, the birthday to day, Happy Birthday.
You're sharing one with actor comedian Steve Martin. It when
Steve Martin first came out playing the band Joe with
that Earth on his head live and crazy guy. You
(23:38):
know he is eighty years old day Yeah, and seeing
him commercials him and Martin short, you know, the sporting
event on the Celebrity Gap. It's pretty funny. Only murderers
in the building. Yes, is a show that they're doing it,
So I keep meaning to watch it.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
I don't know anybody that has that can tell me,
but it looks like it'd be a pretty good show.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
It really is. I start watching it as well to
get to it. My mental boy stick In, one of
his buzz working on the show, went to Charlotte Christian
with him and Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Steve Martin's one of those guys. It's just like my
whole life. He's looked the same age, so he's always
looked older.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
A good deal here man, all right, Hey, Yeah, we
got sharm sending by the Big Show Bratt before we
get back to school. Big Show rolls on Good Morning.
Got the Big Show on the radio coming up. We
played John Boyd Jeopardy for a hat, T shirt, tumbler
and a twenty five dollars gas card from law Tigers.
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Speaker 12 (24:53):
Put right now, Hello, fellow Justice Little leaguers, Shreven Bratt
the Big Show Bratt. I hear what today's topic? Superheroes
next to hours and hours of mind writing TV. Uh,
Kid's best friend isaick comic book comics or graphic novels.
To those of us who are in the New Hope,
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a kid escape from the usual day of nonsense called life.
Parents fight about the religion and politics, but in the
kids universe, the battle is between Marvel and DC. I'm
a marvelman. I love to follow the exploits of Marvel
dudes like Iron Man, Spider Man, The Hulk, Captain America,
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the X Men, and the Fantastic Floor. You know, the
real superhero. As a comic book purist, you can't really
count on the heroes from DC coms. I mean, come on, Batman,
what's his story? An old guy in a batsuit with
no real powers unless you count schizophrenia.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
He's not.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
He's ducking up beating in the green landar He gets
his power from jewelry. Oh look, mommy, it's super fruit Hawkman.
What kind of a power is that? What's he gonna do?
Swoop down and make a mess on the bad guy's's
clean getaway car and the flash. He can run real fast,
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which comes in handy when you're running away a wonder woman.
She's just too distracted, strutting around in that one piece
of bathing suit like some sort of superhuci. How can
you keep your mind on fighting crime? The only DC
guy with any stroke at all is Superman. He can fly,
pick up cars and see through walls, all the stuff
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a kid would want to do. On the down side,
you can bring that Gabbroni down with a little green rock. Oh,
big tough man, give me a break. Captain America would
smoke that nathead like an East. You should have pointed
that out to those DC losers at school. I mean,
you know, as long as they're smaller than you, that is.
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I mean, what's like a beating for a stupid comic book.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Until next time.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
This is Shrimman' bright reminding you it's a kid's world.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Let's play us some John BOYD Jeopardy. Let's jump right
in here. In eighteen thirty three, Andrew Jackson became the
first US president to ride one of these while in office.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
What is a booze cruise?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Bos cruise as they do?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
No?
Speaker 8 (27:40):
Was it the ass of a speaker of the House.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
It wasn't an in turn either. Okay, okay, what's y'all?
God one eight hundred big show you told free line?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
We go? Do we get the winner?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
We play John Boyd Jeopardy Next, Good Morning, that's a
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big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Run into you.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
August, your Thursday. I runing through your augers too. It
we about mid month already. Let me time flies when
you don't show up to work al those fourteen twenty
five look at our future track when the Big Show,
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show dot com Okate, that's black Yes, live across America.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
It's John boy Jeffardy and now your host.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
He says he's never met anybody with three legs, but
he did see a picture of a dog with two
wieners on the internet.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
John Boyd.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Hated Jamie out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Good Morning, Jamie. Good morning, sir,
Hey buddy, you got the first shot at John Boydjeopardy
this morning. All right, So eighteen thirty three, Jamie Andrew
Jackson became the first US president to ride one of
these while in office. We checked it was not the
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Speaker of the House or untruly didn't have interns back then.
So what are you thinking.
Speaker 11 (29:36):
Jamie, who was eighteen thirty three, It'd probably have to
be a train, I would imagine.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Well, let's see if you figured that out. Show us
a train.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Ye, I was a train.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Ride there, buddy, right there. Good word for Jamie, your
prize back head over the Knoxville You hang on for Jackie.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Thank you, brother.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Wattam money guy word top of your news, hang right down,
special bonus top ten lists right on out of the side.
(30:55):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. It's
still the come this morning on track with Dog Rice
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with a pac Man. We go over off college fords.
The preseason poll out this week we got with that
and oh yeah, like we promise it's bonus top ten list.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
Well, the latest contest in the Big Show wind Tunnel
is match Game two thousand and eight. And of course
when I say in the wind tunnel, I mean I'm
not gonna have a meet to Botter.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Screw that.
Speaker 11 (31:30):
Let's just do and'll work it out as it goes along.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
James, you're having me. That's the way I rolled right, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 11 (31:37):
But anyway, for every idea that actually makes it as
a Big Show contest, there are tons of them that
get kicked to the curb, as some people say, And
here they are, ladies and gentlemen. The top ten rejected
Big Show contest ideas. Number ten my butt and your face.
Speaker 8 (31:55):
That came up early in the match games.
Speaker 11 (32:01):
Number nine put them on the glass. Lots of fun,
but not necessarily.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
A good radio catch.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Didn't work for Radio.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
Number eight Maderwood Squares. Nobody seemed to like that one
very much. Number seven Gas Grass or Astro Nerd. Number six,
Hero or Quiro. Number five America's hermist home videos.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
I'm not even sure how we were supposed.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
To play that one.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
We're gonna try to wear Hermie.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
Number four Johnny's favorite who watched the loads and crap
in the back of my true Number three The smeller
is the feller.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Oh that had potentially.
Speaker 11 (32:46):
Yeah, yeah, Number two ice road Hookers point what it
means and the number one rejected big show contest Tenny Twister.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Good more, then that's a big show on the radio. Well,
our oldest fan and longtime visitor is out and about today.
He ain't letting this summer he'd keep him away from
his moving around. So let's welcome back Nerve O Tea Wheeler,
Come on in nerve, lord of mine.
Speaker 13 (33:45):
I was gonna ask you how low the ac goes
in here, but I'm pretty dang sure it's set on polar.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Yeah, well, you know it's in summer. I like a
cold studio. Hell, I guess you do. You can make
a few extra dollars renting out this space to hang
me heat. Can we get you a jacket or something?
Speaker 8 (34:03):
You got to Parker's laying around?
Speaker 13 (34:05):
Hell, even Randy got the high beams on the.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
It's better than the heat anyway.
Speaker 13 (34:10):
Yeah, yeah, I suppose you're right about that. You know
I've been through one hundred and six summers. Heat never
did bother me much. And tell us you eat really? Yeah,
I prove it. You know how I always wear my
shirts button up to the top. Look at here, yeah,
you undid them top to button. Well, I figured if
it's good enough for Tainer, it's good enough for me.
Try and control yourselves, ladies, I ain't fishing for a.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Deep A lot of it is the humidity.
Speaker 13 (34:35):
Oh you're right about that humidity. Dang there killed me
last week.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Well what happened?
Speaker 13 (34:40):
I jumped up on the out half seat and dang
there hydroplaned into the big hole.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
You always hear the weather guy's talking about relative humidity.
Speaker 13 (34:47):
Yeah, I don't understand what that is. Relative humidity to
me is when your cousin is so sweaty she keeps
sliding that from under you.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
A lot of folks use corn stars. Have you ever
tried that? Yes, sir, idea I did. All I ever
got was gravy. All I needed was a yeast infection.
The hell I could have made biscuits breakfast, sir.
Speaker 13 (35:08):
I guess, I guess we should consider ourselves lucky around here.
You know, you go further south and hey, it just
gets worse. How's in Florida? A few years ago, the
only time I ever saw a funeral procession go through
the Dairy Queen drive through saw a homeless fella holding
a sign that said we'll work for shade. So Dad
(35:29):
come hot. That Jehovah's witnesses started sending email so blasted hot.
When I hear someone break wind, I jump behind him
just for the breathe.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Well, I'd never been that desperate.
Speaker 13 (35:40):
Well, why the hell would you be working at I
stationed zebra here? Well, I'm gonna skip that light. I'm
go'n get a refill on that coffee. Just get me
back to square.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Will you help yourself?
Speaker 13 (35:50):
Well, I'm on a mosey and keep you saddle all
in your gun greased and holler up and you need me?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Good morning A big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show Hunt they won.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. You're
having a birthday on as og as a fourteenth Happy birthday.
You're sharing one with Cindy Brady from The Brady One.
Usually Susan Olsen's her name. She is sixty four years old,
but she the baby on the bunch.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
With a little bit of the lift.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Well, it's all right. Over the years I'm in Mad
Mix has covered everything, and of course Brady Bunch sometime
making mad is here one of Mad Max's neighborhood in
the bit box John Moore, Yeah, Mad Mix, Hey Max, how.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
You know I'm something mad? I don't know what of
the crapp or go blind? I guess I'll just close
one eye.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
What do you think you can tell us about what?
Speaker 5 (37:39):
I'll tag you? Okay, so you can't pick up the
paper without reading something else terrible about somebody that was
owned up Brady buch What has happened to the Brady
buch Man person? Comes out? But Barry Williams heading a
fire with Florence Henderson. Yeah, missus Brady boy can grass?
(38:01):
He said I couldn't help myself. She just had a
certain whistleality about it. Oh my buck, goodness sakes. I
used to think Allison sam the Butcher was a little
king kid. Would you like to say? Florence Henderson coming
at y' all? Old? I believe I just soon have
a chicken leg there, Lars. This Brady Bunch things got
(38:22):
so confusing. A couple of weeks ago, you would say
today had one in pie graphs showing all the Brady's
telling who was messing around with? Who you had gragging Marsha,
Peter and j Bobby and Sandy. Wonder they didn't throw
the dog in there. Oh boy, I thought the Reagans
was America's most dysfunctional. That comes out Robert Reed had ads.
(38:45):
Goodness sakes, mister Brady was a row ranger, his big
old bush. And guess that explains how Grigg was able
to snake Florence away run under his nose. I guess
he really was. It's busy with three boys of his own.
I think it started when he got that curly purn
(39:06):
back and sitting at one. That's a little worry. Then,
and you see about be witch. First Darren died homeless,
and on the second Darren comes out the closet says
he's gay, my big old she's a witch and he's
a fire. No wonder they didn'tst and mixed marriages never
worked out. It was not in Dora Oo reckon, there's
(39:27):
a couple of flannel shirts in her broom closet too.
I mean, I always figured Uncle Arthur was a little
light in the lower turns out ain't. Clara was the
only one who had a lick of sends after all,
get some mad? What is it about being on a
sitcom and makes people snail? Everybody that was on that
different Strokes is in jail or out on bail. Andy
(39:48):
Partridge beat a Betton drag queen out in Hollywood. He
sucks low. He's a disc jockey. Now, yeah, what's nixt
Beaver and Eddie Haskell's secret love Nest revealed. Oh my,
I don't even want to think about Gilligan and the
Skipper Kay boys. At least there's one show that's still
safe to watch. It's our favorite Andy Griff. Oh yeah, huh,
(40:10):
that's right. At least you won't read nothing about anybody
on that. Ah. Wait, man, I forgot about Gomer. Oh goodness,
shame left Maybury went to blowing Rock. I don't even
wanna talk about a failler. It's a common shelf. Coopberg
gom'er always said he was cousins. But no, I don't
(40:31):
want to think about it anymore. I'm all right past
the man. I'm pumped depressed. I gotta go Fellers shine,
John Boyn Billy. Yeah, y'all have a nice nuff.
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(41:05):
Doug Rise is a not artificial intelligence. This is the
real deal. Doug Rice joining us as he does every
Thursday to talk about nice car and everything going on. Man,
we'll get the high school football even coming up this fall.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
And it's barely actual intelligent intelligence.
Speaker 14 (41:21):
Yeah, non intelligence on this end. Yes, addressing the football thing.
Guy named David Styles is the regular play by play
for the Morseville Blue Devils, our matter of one Dale
Earnhardt Junior, but he needs a couple of days off
in the fall, so I will substitute doing the play
(41:44):
by play.
Speaker 9 (41:44):
On w h I P out of Morseville. That's always
a lot of fun.
Speaker 14 (41:48):
That's the crowd up there is big, and that's that's
a really nice high school football town.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
That's awesome, man, you get to do some stuff for fun.
You know, we talked about, you know what you're doing
with the Appalachian State, you know doing that, but you're
not going to do that. So you have some weekends
off enjoy your your first fall of your retirement. Man.
Speaker 14 (42:07):
Yeah, you know, I have a feeling a lot of
it will be spending western North Carolina.
Speaker 9 (42:11):
But that's okay, by that awesome?
Speaker 3 (42:14):
All right, buddy, Well let's talk about what you nailed
the last week heading into Watkins, Glen Shane van Ginsbergen
got four wins, him and Denny Hamlin leading the all
the drivers this year with four wheels. How about that?
Speaker 14 (42:30):
And all of Shane's are.
Speaker 9 (42:32):
On road courses. That's four in a row.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (42:35):
This year he did not win the first one of
the year at Circle to the America. Since then, he's
wheeled our four straight road course victories. He is now
third in playoff points, which will come in after they
get out of the regular season, so he's going to
be in the playoffs. He will be a high seated
guy in the playoffs. And there is a way and
(42:56):
this guy's remarkable. There's nobody in NASCAR right now on
a road course in cup race that can touch him
if he can get through the first three races of
the playoffs and make it to the next round. The
third race in the second round where they whittle him
down to eight is the Roval at Charlotte. Yeah, and
that's just that's just putting the carrot in front of
(43:19):
the horse for me. Right now, I think he's got
a realistic shot if he doesn't mess up in the
first three races of the playoffs tremendously to advance to
the second and third round of the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I mean, you know, to be that good on road courses,
I mean spagging of Like I said, four road courses
in a row, he's got to be able to drive
pretty good to make it through those three. On the ovals,
you know, it seems like it could happen.
Speaker 14 (43:47):
Like I've told other people, he's got to play old
man golf. Just hit it down the fairway, don't go
into the woods, don't hit it in the water, get
yourself a few twentieth place finishes, and get to the
next round. Now that's easier said than done, because you know,
the ovals have been a struggle for him, But since
about halfway in the year, he's improved on this so
(44:08):
he's got a shot. He's far from a lock, but
he's got the opportunity to maybe make it to the
final eight. Is he going to win the championship. No,
he's not going to win the title, but he could
make some noise in the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
All right, Well, let's talk about the most popular driver
he is. We talked about this with William Byron being
number one in the standards and Chase Elliott like that
trying to keep up with just one win for Chase
this year.
Speaker 14 (44:32):
But Chase Elliott only has one win. Byron only has two.
But right now, Chase Elliott did not have the first
time this year he's not finished in the top twenty
was at Watkins Glenn. He finished twenty sixth. He's now
forty two points back in the regular season standings. This
all but ensures William Byron will be the regular season champion,
which I know there's a lot of math here.
Speaker 9 (44:54):
It gives you a big.
Speaker 14 (44:55):
Boost in the playoff points, which count after we get
out of the regular season. So right now, barring catastrophe,
Byron should win the regular season at Chase'll probably finished
second in Denny Hamlin third, or because Kyle Larson's really
struggling right now too, So William Byron's in a good spot.
If he can just keep it in the straight line
(45:15):
at Richmond and then finish up the season, he should
be all right at Daytona. Now, Daytona could give us
a wild winner. Last year Harrison Burton won that race
and lo and behold, he came from thirty second in
points to be in the playoffs.
Speaker 9 (45:29):
That's always a possibility. When you get to Daytona.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
It looks like so William Byron is up forty two
points on Chase Elliott, up eighty one points on Denny Hamlin.
So only with a while, you know Daytona, you never
can tell. Just see what happens in Rose Camp.
Speaker 14 (45:44):
I mean we could get a new winner Richmond. I
think we'll get one of the repeats, probably somebody like
Denny Hamlin or William Byron.
Speaker 9 (45:52):
But at Daytona not just throw a corn in the
air and see where it lands.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Connor Hilt another guy we talked about week.
Speaker 14 (46:01):
Connor Zilich is the hottest thing in the Exfinity Series
races for Junior Motorsports. He is nineteen years old. When
he won out at Sonoma, you know, they celebrate that
wine country out there.
Speaker 9 (46:13):
They had to give him grape juice in Victory Lane.
Speaker 14 (46:17):
He's hold enough drink the wine and they don't want
to get in trouble. He has won six races this
year in the Infinity Series. He's leading the points right now.
But the most bizarre thing happened at the end of
the Saturday Infinity race in Watkins Glen. He wins, he
gets out to celebrate, and you know how, they stand up.
Speaker 9 (46:36):
On the window of the car, on the edge of
the window, and.
Speaker 14 (46:39):
He slips and he falls, and he fell without being
able to catch himself, and he lays on the ground
for a while without moving.
Speaker 9 (46:49):
It was very scary.
Speaker 14 (46:51):
Fortunately, medical personnel right there they got him up. He
does not have any concussions or any of that. He
did break a collarbone, which is painful enough to imagine.
But I talked Kyle Petty about this extensively earlier this week,
who drove with a broken collar bone. It can be done.
He has next week off the Infinity Series, does not
(47:14):
racing Daytona. So is this going to encumber him maybe
winning a title?
Speaker 9 (47:19):
Possibly?
Speaker 14 (47:20):
We got to wait and see what the doctors and
the medical folks say, but it was a really scary moment.
But you know he broken collar bone. Yes, but what
it looked like it could have been. Everybody takes that
and moves on with it.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Okay, buddy, Looking at Richmond this weekend, Doug, what do
you think I think?
Speaker 14 (47:39):
I mentioned Denny Hamlin. I think he'll get his fifth
win of the year.
Speaker 9 (47:43):
He's the best.
Speaker 14 (47:44):
Toyota for me in that bunch. And I think the
good guys are showing up right now. I like William
Byron for a Chevrolet.
Speaker 9 (47:55):
I don't like anybody in a Ford. Maybe Blainey. He's
the fastest forward out there.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Okay, all right, then, good deal, buddy, have a great weekend, Doug.
We'll catch up next week. One to go for the playoffs.
Speaker 9 (48:06):
All right, y'all take care? Thanks?
Speaker 3 (48:07):
All right, my boy. There he is Doug rich You
can follow him on x at the Riceman sixty one
and it's not his football numbers. Many people think that
was his his s A T. I wish I could
remember a real test that I could throw in there
as well. A pretty poor score, TB.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
Alright, speaking of.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Poor scores, it's time to beat the Blood one eight hundred,
big show you told free line. We'll get a contestant
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Good morning, a lot more big show coming.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Up, John Boy Boe Big Shows, picky up, Matthew, Oh, Marcel,
you picked an awful time to call. Well, listen to
the radio. We're right in the middle of a new
intro you Boobe No no not, you're racing, fat boy.
Pull up a couple of chairs to get down listen.
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
(00:22):
can go on making that audio magic known as John Boy.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
By Big Show. Carry on straight, people.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Loving them. Welcome to Thursday, August a fourteen. Alright, Marsey dog,
quick trip around the world, come back. Put you to work.
Didn't we appreciate you handling things.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
That'll show me?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Oh so?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Uh Marsie like spend some time like in Austria. Yeah
and uh yeah, I was laughing we've first got here
that they I guess they just sound angry the way
German stuff sounds, and it is.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I think German is a hard language and a hard
language to try to do o lingo, you know what
I'm saying, Like it was hard to try to pick
up a few I mean, they went over bread and water.
But the stuff that people were saying around is it
just sounded to.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So look, so say, I'm a German and you and
you're coming to me, and you want to if I
speak English? You know, I'm how high for aulin.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Sprekings the English?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
English?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
And then they go, yeah, what does dorch mean?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Because I've always heard that's German.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Do you speak German? Yeah, sprekancy dorch?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
See Hogan's heroes. I tried to prep before I went,
and it did not. It didn't help me much. You
didn't help me much. But they're a very kind, very
kind culture, very clean, very yeah. Just uh, I think
I lost some weight, not not a big I want
a big winer schnitzel fan or the sausages are different,
everything's different, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
But yeah, then I have pizza.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
There there there was pizza, but it was sold at
the Falaffel stand, so it really wasn't like our pizza
like it was. But I did have some pizza. So
I did drop back in punt and have some pizza.
I did go to an Italian restaurant my last night,
and and that was good.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
I must understand, if you don't eat your meat, you
can't have any potatoes.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
The potato salad was phenomenal. I did have the German
potato salad. It was really good, and the gulash was
actually really I did do other things other than eat.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I did.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I did, but you had to have three squares while
you were there.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
So immersed yourself and I did.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It was just a lot of German all the time
from everyone. Everyone uh that was traveled around me apparently
spoke a couple of languages, and uh, it was just
hard to relax. I turn my brain off. My brain
was trying to figure out what everybody was saying. So
it was kind of a mental kind of thing for me.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I just used a go for pig Latin said oh
you east bag May.
Speaker 8 (03:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
When we were in the lily Hammer to the cab driver,
the cab driver got completely pissed off at us for
the rest of the ride.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
He was just.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
So see, yeah, you had a little lost experience. So
I don't know if it was similar.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, it was that.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
That was the Olympics, and you guys, it's a beautiful
country and the people.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
Are so nice.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
They didn't have ice crushed ice.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I will say that was the first thing I felt
like Tom Hanks and cast away. When I got home,
I was like, what would you like to drink like
a glass of ice and you can put a little
bit of tea in there, that'd be nice. Yeah, no
ice with hardly anything even mixed drinks and stuff. Very
stingy with the ice.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
How tough is it? And we just took like a
plastic coke bottle, filled it up with water and set
it outside.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
When he says he means.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Most of the time he had me stand outside until
it freezes.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I just thought it might be something, you know, since
it was summer. They would invest, you know, if they're a.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Little you know, I had a randy. You didn't have
a rand?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Not have a randy? I had to myself and I
would you like one? Lucky to leave it for him?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You are to go, baby, thank you so much. Ah well,
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Speaker 4 (05:56):
I love that sink.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
That's gotta be I'm got an inside joke job or something.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Yeah, like the time I broke into the chief engineer's
apartment and took.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
All of his light bulbs while he was out of town.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I didn't leave with him.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
I put him all in the bathtub and filled it
with water.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I was about to say, it sounds like she has
a Randy in her life.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
To nineteen ninety six, Tampa police captured a hatchet welding bandit.
I always get to mix up. It sounds like he's
making a hatchet, don't it. Anyway, he robbed a service
station when he ran out of gas about twenty miles
from the station because he got three hundred dollars but
he forgot to fill up. Oh, he was robbing the job.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Hey, you want to buy a sink?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
And finally it was a state in twenty nineteen. It
is raining plastic and a published survey plastic was found
in ninety percent of the rain samples taken by in
a Colorado by the US Apartment of the Interior, and
you as geological survey, ninety percent of rain samples, like
drop the water had plastic in it.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
Yeah, fragments there.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
It's called microplastics, and they're in your blood.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
The jaggie. Yeah, the wife's been going off. And then
plastic bottles and you know, throw them away, quit you
use them, I mean, plastic everything can't be.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Good for you, right, No, And that's why the milk
is so hard to open. Right now, if you buy
milk and not in a full gallon size, the lid
is so thin you can't get a hold of the
top of it.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
They're doing that to comply with using less plastic.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Right, maybe it hard to get a your milk? All right, Well,
it looks like airs are three categories. Let's do that.
Ain't gonna be hard to get something made out of plastic?
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We live shots.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
No, sorry, buddy, had to has water.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
There's more than norm awesome stuff here. Glad you made
it in here. Let's get you to these three categories
feasibly in fifteen seconds. I think that means practically practically
new word. Hey norm. In five seconds, give us three
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things found in the kitchen ready to.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Go, stove, sink and fridge.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
At a boar. Now give us three things you can
get at a gas station, ready to go gas beer, snacks,
and for the wind, three things made out of plastic,
ready to go.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Bottle porks.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Pweer. Shut up, Randy said, it's in our blood.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
I can't help it.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
I didn't put it there.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well, no, I'm working out for you, buddy, bgoeld World
Long Prize pack headed up the coburn for you. All right, John,
We're gonna give a shout out. You go ahead, Bop.
I give a shout out to my wife, Susan forty
seven years, my friend cousin our group, your brand shirt right, No,
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proud to have you. Listen, my man, hang on.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
With jacket.
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All right. Bottom of the hour. Here's the top of
your new On the other side our time capsule, there's
August of fourteenth. Hit you a quick laugh. This is
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the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 10 (11:42):
Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
It's time to ac yo.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Hold on? Leave answer alone.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I don't care if he is wearing grany at the
damn lepre card I put you put his white ass
down head, Take that jumbohemity, take take that. Take this
taint buggle full of that nepple cream and go see
Uncle Marty. Hell I don't keep him busits for twenty minutes,
maybe twenty five. Welcome to axe Ike, the place to
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go for all the four one one you need for
all y'all what you call uh inferior position on relations
shrimps dig this ike. I might be a little slow
on the uptake, Oh honky alert, but I've noticed that
many times women say one thing and mean something totally different.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Are all women this way or is it just me?
What does it all mean?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I know they make translation digshit there is for a
French and Italian, But what about want to decipher what
the devil women are saying?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Signed headspinning in Hendersonville. Dead Headspinner? Huh women saying what
they don't mean? Is it possible? Could it be? Is
you stupid? Boyd? Are you just catching on all this? Hell?
(13:29):
You must not be old enough to date.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
The fact of the matter is a brother can instinctivately
understand the bilinguality of the femaline species.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
And for those of you that don't.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Get it, let me preach on it. And that as
a rule, when a woman say yes, she means no,
and uh versa vices. But maybe don't mean maybe. It
means no, And I said maybe means hell to the note,
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I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
It means you'll be sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
We need means I won't. We need to talk means
shut up while I talk. I'm not upset means you're lucky.
I don't have my raisor on. You're so manly it
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means you shure, do sweat up. You certainly are attentive.
Tonight means not try, but you get nothing. Be romantic
and turn out the lights means I don't want you
to look up my big ass sides.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Do you love me?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Means I bought myself something expensive dot dot dot with
your money. See the to go when I say that,
How much do you love me? Means I backed over
your satellite dish. I'll be ready in five minutes means
(15:14):
I'll be ready in five minutes in dog years.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
You need to learn to agree. You lean to nerd.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You need to learn to communicate, means just agree with me.
Are you listening to me? Means too late?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
You did? Now, Man, that's so much easier to understand.
I'm hungry.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
It means I'm hungry. I'm sleepy. It means I'm sleepy.
I'm thirsty. It means I'm thirsty. I love you means
let's get it off. I love you too means okay,
I said it. Can we get it on now? Do
you want to go to a movie tonight? Means let's
go to Blockbuster, then come home and get it off.
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Can I take you out to dinner? Means we can
go to the KFC and we'll get it on in
the parking lot. Can I call you sometime means let's
get it on tonight. May I have this dance means
let's get it on in public. Nice dress means nice.
Rack you look tense. Let me give you a massage
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means after I rub your back, we're getting it off.
What's wrong means I guess we ain't gonna get it on.
I'm bored means I hope you up to it because
we're about to get it on. Let's talk means I'm
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trying to impress you with how sensitive I am.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So you want to get it on? Will you marry me?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Means I want to make it illegal for you to
get it on with other guys. I don't think that
blouse goes with that skirt means oops, I'm a hobo.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
You see.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Man's a whole lot easier to understand than women. Just remember,
men don't to think about getting it on. Women think
about everything else. I wonder they spend so much time
trying to pull that foot out of the crack of
the head.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I hope this helps heads been a. It's his ike.
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Dilly Honey Darling, Sweetie Sugar, sweety Pine Sweetheart.
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It's a big shawn A Radio super fly. No, I'm
just wearing his cologne. Give me a huh.
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That's that Smail.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Hey, Superheroes Talk of the Day, Sherman Pratt, The Big
Show Bratt on Superheroes in about twenty minutes, give your
heads up on nest and hang around and right now
here we go. Let's go to Brushywood, Arkansas to visit
(18:51):
with the town gossip. It's time for Over the Back
Fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Oh hey, Carleen what why the world of weeder dog
whiskers are you doing with clothes on? It's so damn
hot I saw the devil going back to hell to
cool off. Why don't you join the club and just
go topless. I'll tell you who should be wearing clothes,
and that's Sidney shermack mm hmm. She's been gone for
a couple of weeks and nobody knew where she went. Well,
apparently she was off to the big city to get
more plastic surgery. She's got more aftermarket parts than Bubba
(19:19):
Wallace's race car. I can't believe it, but she had
another boot job. How many is this thirteen? Well, it's
definitely not her lucky number. Don't you remember last time
she went the cheap route and instead of silicone, she
had him use those little bells that you find at
the check encounter at the hotail motel. Oh, you know,
the ding ding ones. At the VFW dance, the guy's
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got so hansy the dingdings kept changing the tempo of
the band. And the time before that, the doctor accidentally
lost both of her brown sugar toggle switches and he
replaced him with pepperoni. Anytime she sun bathed popless. They'd
come up so much the cat could drink milk out
of them. At her age forty seven, No matter what
she tells you, she should just accept that the good
(20:01):
Lord gave her a C minus for looks on her
report card and stop trying to change the grave. The
last time she went under the knife, she would ask
random people to guess her age, like she was working
at the county Fair or something. One guy she asked
said twenty five, and she said, nope, I'm forty seven.
She went to McDonald's and asked the cashier to guess
her age, and the woman said thirty two, and Cindy said, nope,
(20:22):
I'm actually forty seven. So after lunch, she was taking
a bus to the Dollar General and she asked the
guy next door to guess her age. He looked at
her for a minute and said, well, I'll need to
put my hands under your shirt. But you know, Cindy,
she never had a grope she didn't like, and so
she said sure, And after a few minutes the guy says,
you're forty seven. Cindy can't believe it. She said, how
could you tell? And the guy says, I was in
(20:43):
mine behind you at McDonald's. She had libro section done once,
but that wasn't a complete disaster. She made a bundle
sell in all that fat to captain Sketchy's fish camp.
Maybe the worst thing she did was get her teeth done.
Oh Lord. To be honest, though she did have messed
up teeth like Steve MISHEMI every tooth was in business
for itself, like having a mouthful of mismatched, different colored chicklets.
(21:06):
She needed to do something, but I believe i'd have
gone to someone, you know, with the diploma, tried that
place that makes your dentures out of sheep teeth lamb chops. Yeah,
they're pretty pretty bad at this place. She must have
gone in and said, give me the Trevago guy. You
know who I'm talking about. I saw those commercials fifty
(21:27):
times before I knew what it was for. I was
mesmerized by them giant choppers. It's like they were made
for someone else, like Andre the Giant. I can't place
the guy's accent, but I guarantee that country has government
run dental care. The teeth ain't too big. His damn
head is just too small. I would help him if
he ever turns to a life of crime. Stevie Wonder
(21:48):
could pick him out of a line up. Maybe he
ain't even a real person. It's like a bottle opener
wished upon a star. It'd be a real live boy.
We'll crack the bed and toast the bread. Karlne look
at the He hadn't ken cutting me off? I had
I told you more? Huh, what's my rush? Uncle Frisco
and he are going to the Grumpy Rooster for expired
leg and Friday double d at are Triple D's.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
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Good day.
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You're old pal Stevie, No, not the former idiot intern
the Crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
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I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this knack of studio.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Hey, what's this wire for?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Good morning? And it's a big show on the radio
for your Thursday morning, the birthday to day, Happy Birthday.
You're sharing one with actor comedian Steve Martin. It when
Steve Martin first came out playing the band Joe with
that Earth on his head live and crazy guy. You
(23:38):
know he is eighty years old day Yeah, and seeing
him commercials him and Martin short, you know, the sporting
event on the Celebrity Gap. It's pretty funny. Only murderers
in the building. Yes, is a show that they're doing it,
So I keep meaning to watch it.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
I don't know anybody that has that can tell me,
but it looks like it'd be a pretty good show.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
It really is. I start watching it as well to
get to it. My mental boy stick In, one of
his buzz working on the show, went to Charlotte Christian
with him and Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Steve Martin's one of those guys. It's just like my
whole life. He's looked the same age, so he's always
looked older.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
A good deal here man, all right, Hey, Yeah, we
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Speaker 12 (24:53):
Put right now, Hello, fellow Justice Little leaguers, Shreven Bratt
the Big Show Bratt. I hear what today's topic? Superheroes
next to hours and hours of mind writing TV. Uh,
Kid's best friend isaick comic book comics or graphic novels.
To those of us who are in the New Hope,
(25:15):
a kid escape from the usual day of nonsense called life.
Parents fight about the religion and politics, but in the
kids universe, the battle is between Marvel and DC. I'm
a marvelman. I love to follow the exploits of Marvel
dudes like Iron Man, Spider Man, The Hulk, Captain America,
(25:37):
the X Men, and the Fantastic Floor. You know, the
real superhero. As a comic book purist, you can't really
count on the heroes from DC coms. I mean, come on, Batman,
what's his story? An old guy in a batsuit with
no real powers unless you count schizophrenia.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
He's not.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
He's ducking up beating in the green landar He gets
his power from jewelry. Oh look, mommy, it's super fruit Hawkman.
What kind of a power is that? What's he gonna do?
Swoop down and make a mess on the bad guy's's
clean getaway car and the flash. He can run real fast,
(26:23):
which comes in handy when you're running away a wonder woman.
She's just too distracted, strutting around in that one piece
of bathing suit like some sort of superhuci. How can
you keep your mind on fighting crime? The only DC
guy with any stroke at all is Superman. He can fly,
pick up cars and see through walls, all the stuff
(26:45):
a kid would want to do. On the down side,
you can bring that Gabbroni down with a little green rock. Oh,
big tough man, give me a break. Captain America would
smoke that nathead like an East. You should have pointed
that out to those DC losers at school. I mean,
you know, as long as they're smaller than you, that is.
(27:08):
I mean, what's like a beating for a stupid comic book.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Until next time.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
This is Shrimman' bright reminding you it's a kid's world.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Let's play us some John BOYD Jeopardy. Let's jump right
in here. In eighteen thirty three, Andrew Jackson became the
first US president to ride one of these while in office.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
What is a booze cruise?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Bos cruise as they do?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
No?
Speaker 8 (27:40):
Was it the ass of a speaker of the House.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
It wasn't an in turn either. Okay, okay, what's y'all?
God one eight hundred big show you told free line?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
We go? Do we get the winner?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
We play John Boyd Jeopardy Next, Good Morning, that's a
(28:19):
big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Run into you.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
August, your Thursday. I runing through your augers too. It
we about mid month already. Let me time flies when
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Speaker 8 (28:48):
It's John boy Jeffardy and now your host.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
He says he's never met anybody with three legs, but
he did see a picture of a dog with two
wieners on the internet.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
John Boyd.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Hated Jamie out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Good Morning, Jamie. Good morning, sir,
Hey buddy, you got the first shot at John Boydjeopardy
this morning. All right, So eighteen thirty three, Jamie Andrew
Jackson became the first US president to ride one of
these while in office. We checked it was not the
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Speaker of the House or untruly didn't have interns back then.
So what are you thinking.
Speaker 11 (29:36):
Jamie, who was eighteen thirty three, It'd probably have to
be a train, I would imagine.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Well, let's see if you figured that out. Show us
a train.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Ye, I was a train.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Ride there, buddy, right there. Good word for Jamie, your
prize back head over the Knoxville You hang on for Jackie.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Thank you, brother.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Wattam money guy word top of your news, hang right down,
special bonus top ten lists right on out of the side.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. It's
still the come this morning on track with Dog Rice
Boys raising in a Richmond. This weekend, let a sports
with a pac Man. We go over off college fords.
The preseason poll out this week we got with that
and oh yeah, like we promise it's bonus top ten list.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
Well, the latest contest in the Big Show wind Tunnel
is match Game two thousand and eight. And of course
when I say in the wind tunnel, I mean I'm
not gonna have a meet to Botter.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Screw that.
Speaker 11 (31:30):
Let's just do and'll work it out as it goes along.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
James, you're having me. That's the way I rolled right, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 11 (31:37):
But anyway, for every idea that actually makes it as
a Big Show contest, there are tons of them that
get kicked to the curb, as some people say, And
here they are, ladies and gentlemen. The top ten rejected
Big Show contest ideas. Number ten my butt and your face.
Speaker 8 (31:55):
That came up early in the match games.
Speaker 11 (32:01):
Number nine put them on the glass. Lots of fun,
but not necessarily.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
A good radio catch.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Didn't work for Radio.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
Number eight Maderwood Squares. Nobody seemed to like that one
very much. Number seven Gas Grass or Astro Nerd. Number six,
Hero or Quiro. Number five America's hermist home videos.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
I'm not even sure how we were supposed.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
To play that one.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
We're gonna try to wear Hermie.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
Number four Johnny's favorite who watched the loads and crap
in the back of my true Number three The smeller
is the feller.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Oh that had potentially.
Speaker 11 (32:46):
Yeah, yeah, Number two ice road Hookers point what it
means and the number one rejected big show contest Tenny Twister.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Good more, then that's a big show on the radio. Well,
our oldest fan and longtime visitor is out and about today.
He ain't letting this summer he'd keep him away from
his moving around. So let's welcome back Nerve O Tea Wheeler,
Come on in nerve, lord of mine.
Speaker 13 (33:45):
I was gonna ask you how low the ac goes
in here, but I'm pretty dang sure it's set on polar.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Yeah, well, you know it's in summer. I like a
cold studio. Hell, I guess you do. You can make
a few extra dollars renting out this space to hang
me heat. Can we get you a jacket or something?
Speaker 8 (34:03):
You got to Parker's laying around?
Speaker 13 (34:05):
Hell, even Randy got the high beams on the.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
It's better than the heat anyway.
Speaker 13 (34:10):
Yeah, yeah, I suppose you're right about that. You know
I've been through one hundred and six summers. Heat never
did bother me much. And tell us you eat really? Yeah,
I prove it. You know how I always wear my
shirts button up to the top. Look at here, yeah,
you undid them top to button. Well, I figured if
it's good enough for Tainer, it's good enough for me.
Try and control yourselves, ladies, I ain't fishing for a.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Deep A lot of it is the humidity.
Speaker 13 (34:35):
Oh you're right about that humidity. Dang there killed me
last week.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Well what happened?
Speaker 13 (34:40):
I jumped up on the out half seat and dang
there hydroplaned into the big hole.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
You always hear the weather guy's talking about relative humidity.
Speaker 13 (34:47):
Yeah, I don't understand what that is. Relative humidity to
me is when your cousin is so sweaty she keeps
sliding that from under you.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
A lot of folks use corn stars. Have you ever
tried that? Yes, sir, idea I did. All I ever
got was gravy. All I needed was a yeast infection.
The hell I could have made biscuits breakfast, sir.
Speaker 13 (35:08):
I guess, I guess we should consider ourselves lucky around here.
You know, you go further south and hey, it just
gets worse. How's in Florida? A few years ago, the
only time I ever saw a funeral procession go through
the Dairy Queen drive through saw a homeless fella holding
a sign that said we'll work for shade. So Dad
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come hot. That Jehovah's witnesses started sending email so blasted hot.
When I hear someone break wind, I jump behind him
just for the breathe.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Well, I'd never been that desperate.
Speaker 13 (35:40):
Well, why the hell would you be working at I
stationed zebra here? Well, I'm gonna skip that light. I'm
go'n get a refill on that coffee. Just get me
back to square.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Will you help yourself?
Speaker 13 (35:50):
Well, I'm on a mosey and keep you saddle all
in your gun greased and holler up and you need me?
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Good morning A big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show Hunt they won.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. You're
having a birthday on as og as a fourteenth Happy birthday.
You're sharing one with Cindy Brady from The Brady One.
Usually Susan Olsen's her name. She is sixty four years old,
but she the baby on the bunch.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
With a little bit of the lift.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Well, it's all right. Over the years I'm in Mad
Mix has covered everything, and of course Brady Bunch sometime
making mad is here one of Mad Max's neighborhood in
the bit box John Moore, Yeah, Mad Mix, Hey Max, how.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
You know I'm something mad? I don't know what of
the crapp or go blind? I guess I'll just close
one eye.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
What do you think you can tell us about what?
Speaker 5 (37:39):
I'll tag you? Okay, so you can't pick up the
paper without reading something else terrible about somebody that was
owned up Brady buch What has happened to the Brady
buch Man person? Comes out? But Barry Williams heading a
fire with Florence Henderson. Yeah, missus Brady boy can grass?
(38:01):
He said I couldn't help myself. She just had a
certain whistleality about it. Oh my buck, goodness sakes. I
used to think Allison sam the Butcher was a little
king kid. Would you like to say? Florence Henderson coming
at y' all? Old? I believe I just soon have
a chicken leg there, Lars. This Brady Bunch things got
(38:22):
so confusing. A couple of weeks ago, you would say
today had one in pie graphs showing all the Brady's
telling who was messing around with? Who you had gragging Marsha,
Peter and j Bobby and Sandy. Wonder they didn't throw
the dog in there. Oh boy, I thought the Reagans
was America's most dysfunctional. That comes out Robert Reed had ads.
(38:45):
Goodness sakes, mister Brady was a row ranger, his big
old bush. And guess that explains how Grigg was able
to snake Florence away run under his nose. I guess
he really was. It's busy with three boys of his own.
I think it started when he got that curly purn
(39:06):
back and sitting at one. That's a little worry. Then,
and you see about be witch. First Darren died homeless,
and on the second Darren comes out the closet says
he's gay, my big old she's a witch and he's
a fire. No wonder they didn'tst and mixed marriages never
worked out. It was not in Dora Oo reckon, there's
(39:27):
a couple of flannel shirts in her broom closet too.
I mean, I always figured Uncle Arthur was a little
light in the lower turns out ain't. Clara was the
only one who had a lick of sends after all,
get some mad? What is it about being on a
sitcom and makes people snail? Everybody that was on that
different Strokes is in jail or out on bail. Andy
(39:48):
Partridge beat a Betton drag queen out in Hollywood. He
sucks low. He's a disc jockey. Now, yeah, what's nixt
Beaver and Eddie Haskell's secret love Nest revealed. Oh my,
I don't even want to think about Gilligan and the
Skipper Kay boys. At least there's one show that's still
safe to watch. It's our favorite Andy Griff. Oh yeah, huh,
(40:10):
that's right. At least you won't read nothing about anybody
on that. Ah. Wait, man, I forgot about Gomer. Oh goodness,
shame left Maybury went to blowing Rock. I don't even
wanna talk about a failler. It's a common shelf. Coopberg
gom'er always said he was cousins. But no, I don't
(40:31):
want to think about it anymore. I'm all right past
the man. I'm pumped depressed. I gotta go Fellers shine,
John Boyn Billy. Yeah, y'all have a nice nuff.
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Doug Rise is a not artificial intelligence. This is the
real deal. Doug Rice joining us as he does every
Thursday to talk about nice car and everything going on. Man,
we'll get the high school football even coming up this fall.
Speaker 9 (41:19):
And it's barely actual intelligent intelligence.
Speaker 14 (41:21):
Yeah, non intelligence on this end. Yes, addressing the football thing.
Guy named David Styles is the regular play by play
for the Morseville Blue Devils, our matter of one Dale
Earnhardt Junior, but he needs a couple of days off
in the fall, so I will substitute doing the play
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by play.
Speaker 9 (41:44):
On w h I P out of Morseville. That's always
a lot of fun.
Speaker 14 (41:48):
That's the crowd up there is big, and that's that's
a really nice high school football town.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
That's awesome, man, you get to do some stuff for fun.
You know, we talked about, you know what you're doing
with the Appalachian State, you know doing that, but you're
not going to do that. So you have some weekends
off enjoy your your first fall of your retirement. Man.
Speaker 14 (42:07):
Yeah, you know, I have a feeling a lot of
it will be spending western North Carolina.
Speaker 9 (42:11):
But that's okay, by that awesome?
Speaker 3 (42:14):
All right, buddy, Well let's talk about what you nailed
the last week heading into Watkins, Glen Shane van Ginsbergen
got four wins, him and Denny Hamlin leading the all
the drivers this year with four wheels. How about that?
Speaker 14 (42:30):
And all of Shane's are.
Speaker 9 (42:32):
On road courses. That's four in a row.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (42:35):
This year he did not win the first one of
the year at Circle to the America. Since then, he's
wheeled our four straight road course victories. He is now
third in playoff points, which will come in after they
get out of the regular season, so he's going to
be in the playoffs. He will be a high seated
guy in the playoffs. And there is a way and
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this guy's remarkable. There's nobody in NASCAR right now on
a road course in cup race that can touch him
if he can get through the first three races of
the playoffs and make it to the next round. The
third race in the second round where they whittle him
down to eight is the Roval at Charlotte. Yeah, and
that's just that's just putting the carrot in front of
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the horse for me. Right now, I think he's got
a realistic shot if he doesn't mess up in the
first three races of the playoffs tremendously to advance to
the second and third round of the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I mean, you know, to be that good on road courses,
I mean spagging of Like I said, four road courses
in a row, he's got to be able to drive
pretty good to make it through those three. On the ovals,
you know, it seems like it could happen.
Speaker 14 (43:47):
Like I've told other people, he's got to play old
man golf. Just hit it down the fairway, don't go
into the woods, don't hit it in the water, get
yourself a few twentieth place finishes, and get to the
next round. Now that's easier said than done, because you know,
the ovals have been a struggle for him, But since
about halfway in the year, he's improved on this so
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he's got a shot. He's far from a lock, but
he's got the opportunity to maybe make it to the
final eight. Is he going to win the championship. No,
he's not going to win the title, but he could
make some noise in the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
All right, Well, let's talk about the most popular driver
he is. We talked about this with William Byron being
number one in the standards and Chase Elliott like that
trying to keep up with just one win for Chase
this year.
Speaker 14 (44:32):
But Chase Elliott only has one win. Byron only has two.
But right now, Chase Elliott did not have the first
time this year he's not finished in the top twenty
was at Watkins Glenn. He finished twenty sixth. He's now
forty two points back in the regular season standings. This
all but ensures William Byron will be the regular season champion,
which I know there's a lot of math here.
Speaker 9 (44:54):
It gives you a big.
Speaker 14 (44:55):
Boost in the playoff points, which count after we get
out of the regular season. So right now, barring catastrophe,
Byron should win the regular season at Chase'll probably finished
second in Denny Hamlin third, or because Kyle Larson's really
struggling right now too, So William Byron's in a good spot.
If he can just keep it in the straight line
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at Richmond and then finish up the season, he should
be all right at Daytona. Now, Daytona could give us
a wild winner. Last year Harrison Burton won that race
and lo and behold, he came from thirty second in
points to be in the playoffs.
Speaker 9 (45:29):
That's always a possibility. When you get to Daytona.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
It looks like so William Byron is up forty two
points on Chase Elliott, up eighty one points on Denny Hamlin.
So only with a while, you know Daytona, you never
can tell. Just see what happens in Rose Camp.
Speaker 14 (45:44):
I mean we could get a new winner Richmond. I
think we'll get one of the repeats, probably somebody like
Denny Hamlin or William Byron.
Speaker 9 (45:52):
But at Daytona not just throw a corn in the
air and see where it lands.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Connor Hilt another guy we talked about week.
Speaker 14 (46:01):
Connor Zilich is the hottest thing in the Exfinity Series
races for Junior Motorsports. He is nineteen years old. When
he won out at Sonoma, you know, they celebrate that
wine country out there.
Speaker 9 (46:13):
They had to give him grape juice in Victory Lane.
Speaker 14 (46:17):
He's hold enough drink the wine and they don't want
to get in trouble. He has won six races this
year in the Infinity Series. He's leading the points right now.
But the most bizarre thing happened at the end of
the Saturday Infinity race in Watkins Glen. He wins, he
gets out to celebrate, and you know how, they stand up.
Speaker 9 (46:36):
On the window of the car, on the edge of
the window, and.
Speaker 14 (46:39):
He slips and he falls, and he fell without being
able to catch himself, and he lays on the ground
for a while without moving.
Speaker 9 (46:49):
It was very scary.
Speaker 14 (46:51):
Fortunately, medical personnel right there they got him up. He
does not have any concussions or any of that. He
did break a collarbone, which is painful enough to imagine.
But I talked Kyle Petty about this extensively earlier this week,
who drove with a broken collar bone. It can be done.
He has next week off the Infinity Series, does not
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racing Daytona. So is this going to encumber him maybe
winning a title?
Speaker 9 (47:19):
Possibly?
Speaker 14 (47:20):
We got to wait and see what the doctors and
the medical folks say, but it was a really scary moment.
But you know he broken collar bone. Yes, but what
it looked like it could have been. Everybody takes that
and moves on with it.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Okay, buddy, Looking at Richmond this weekend, Doug, what do
you think I think?
Speaker 14 (47:39):
I mentioned Denny Hamlin. I think he'll get his fifth
win of the year.
Speaker 9 (47:43):
He's the best.
Speaker 14 (47:44):
Toyota for me in that bunch. And I think the
good guys are showing up right now. I like William
Byron for a Chevrolet.
Speaker 9 (47:55):
I don't like anybody in a Ford. Maybe Blainey. He's
the fastest forward out there.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Okay, all right, then, good deal, buddy, have a great weekend, Doug.
We'll catch up next week. One to go for the playoffs.
Speaker 9 (48:06):
All right, y'all take care? Thanks?
Speaker 3 (48:07):
All right, my boy. There he is Doug rich You
can follow him on x at the Riceman sixty one
and it's not his football numbers. Many people think that
was his his s A T. I wish I could
remember a real test that I could throw in there
as well. A pretty poor score, TB.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
Alright, speaking of.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Poor scores, it's time to beat the Blood one eight hundred,
big show you told free line. We'll get a contestant
play for that bullsnod coming up next.
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