September 18, 2025 • 45 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Jackie’s son had a baby! - But Randy won’t let John Boy tell her name.. - Bob Ibach has a new college football collectable you might want to grab while you can.. - Carl & Melinda did the open mic night at the comedy club - we’ll see how that went.. - Rev. and Goober drop by with a couple of quick stories involving a harmonica and a bride from up north.. - Doug Rice logs in with another On Track with NASCAR - the first of three “Round of 12” Playoff Races takes place this Sunday at 2:00 at the New Hampshire Motor Speedway.. - We fill a request for the legend of Emu Ed.. - and we’ll let Marvin close up shop with his essay on American’s eating habits…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You got a big show on already, more chances you
to win coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Home, I have no home, Hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
The jungle is my home.
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Oh.
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I will show the world that I am its master.
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I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two Jong Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Talking Doodle Doo coming out on.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It is Thursday, September the eighteen and this is the
big show on your radio, unless you're listening to a
radio you don't own. That's a cool thing about air, huh.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Kind of deep. First things you've been hanging out with
Mary Jane.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Kind of wagging you off. I want that look from
Tatter first thing in the morning. I can look, I'll say,
from a female. Have to after my wife. I ain't
looked at Jackie yet.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
She's not looking at you, all right, That's how she
does it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Was so I go Jackie, Jagie, what's she? What's your granddaughter?
She want to tell your granddaughter's name.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
We shouldn't do that anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
We just tick for Jackie her son Eric.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
What we should ask her is what she's called?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Are you me?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Mom?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Are you me me?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Are you gg?
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Are you gonna wait to see like what the baby says?
Or just go ahead and take the title.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I think I'm gonna let her see what comes out
of her mouth.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's hard to tell. She's my granddaughter?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't know her other grandmother is Glammy Lammy Like, hey, Kim,
I love you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
We're gonna make a great pair.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Since too late, since they named the baby uh and
use a I baby names it says naming your child
after a relative tired using a I to name your kid?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Wired? So uh, okay, well let's see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Let me just say there's something that my wife and
I discovered when we were trying to come up with
a name for a baby. It's amazing how many of
each other's acquaintances you don't like, start throwing names.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Out fall off for you a sketch about that. So anyway,
so this is some Colombian parents. They made headlines last
week when they went to AI for help. So they
skipped the baby name books and trends, so decided to
pay tribute to chat GPT by name of the infant
(03:34):
after the Open AI program. National Registry Office in the
town of Crete signed off on the new name, which
means that the child is officially named chat Yip te
Bastidas Guerrera.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
So you're saying they didn't use the AI to help
them come up with the name. They named their kid
after the AI service.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
A good.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's even more stupid, Yeah, left nine, All.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Right, that's up there with Elon and his ex.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You know, a stupids. Just call you kid, Google and
let it go.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
He's stupid.
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you do the lottery.
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Good morning, It's a big show on the radio.
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For your Thursday Morning, septembery eighteen. Today's reach your track
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He's not here more in the room.
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Of the wire holraight, Hey David, good morning, buddy, Hey.
Speaker 10 (07:28):
Good morning guys. Thanks thanks for having me.
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Already all right man?
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Uh how.
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Your car and your boat and the boy.
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Three things checked at vehicle inspection, ready to go.
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Uh you tired? Your windshilled and you're admission.
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I okay, and here we go for the wind. Three
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David.
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Congratulations, Hey, thank you so much.
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I can't give a shout out.
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You go ahead.
Speaker 12 (08:45):
How about you?
Speaker 10 (08:45):
To my wife, I'm sorry I messed up your boalt
eggs this morning, Honey. I told you I didn't know
how to feel them. They look terrible, but I'll make
I'll make some chilly for you, MiG when it's your home.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh god, Oh, we've never had a shadow. I apologizing
for bald eggs. I like that.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
Man.
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Well, you know the taste.
Speaker 13 (09:07):
Heart.
Speaker 10 (09:07):
You gotta put them underwater in the ice. My kids
are running around. It's a whole deal. Good morning, honey,
I love you. I'll be home.
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They lock Up't word, David, old morning. Why we're jumping out?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Catching you up.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
On your news on the other side of our time
capsule September eighteen, Good night, with God get a laugh
coming up.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export, and that is time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Have you got a second one? I know you're a
tight budget. Well well, well, have you ever noticed that
more and more people compare everything to hell? Marriages Hell,
taxes are hell. Going to the dentist is hell. The
(10:48):
country's going to hell? Shaving? John Boyce back is Hell.
The most popular one I hear over and over again.
Work is hell. Really well, I don't know about you,
but based on my experiences, Hell might be a step
up from work. Let me preach on it. In Hell,
(11:12):
your coffee stays hot all day long. In Hell, you
never have to look very far to find the legal department.
In Hell, you always know who ate all your girl
Scout cookies satan. In Hell, it's easy to score because
(11:33):
all the women are the office skank. Oh wait, that's
pretty much the same here.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
At work.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
The summer humidity is stifling in Hell. It's a dry heat.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
In Hell.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
There are no damn Ziggie cartoons on the breakroom refrigerator
because there's no refrigerator. In Hell, you get to spend
more time with your spouse. Now, I didn't mean that
about you, honey. This one's for John Boy. In Hell,
the smell of sulfur and brimstone lets you cut the
(12:11):
cheese without embarrassment. In Hell, you no longer have to
wonder if the boss hates you. Riding to work in
Hell in a handbasket sure beats the bus.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
In Hell.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Twittering pictures of your junk to underage girls lets you
keep your job with a paid leave of absence. There's
no difference there. In Hell, there's no fighting over the
thermostat your office. One stale doughnut every Friday in Hell,
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osama bin laden in the molten lava dunk tank. Your office,
one stinking bathroom constantly occupied by the constipated staff octogenarian
in Hell, a level playing field, no toilets, your office
(13:11):
suit and tie in Hell, bare ass, naked pitchforks in attitude.
Baby Hanson's already dressed for the trip. In Hell, you
get a show for driven limousine to work, but your
chauff for is Teddy Kennedy. In Hell, no buzz killing
(13:37):
weekly updates from the products for good guys.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
In Hell.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Ferocious reptilian demons appreciate a good dirty joke without threatening
a sexual harassment complaint like your office Proud does Jackie.
In Hell, you can make popcorn without leaving your cubicle.
In Hell, you never have to worry about the boss
(14:09):
whining he's out of wah wa. That's not for anybody
in the room particularly. And finally, at work, you have
to wait your turn to pet the boss's dog. In Hell,
the boss's dog has three heads. No waiting there. I
hope that makes you feel better, and if not, I'll
(14:31):
go down.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Thank you, John Boy and Billy Broke Morning Radio.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Done right, Good morning, it's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Oh my love, my darling, I've hungered for your lunch.
I'm sorry, babist diet is killing me. So where's some
Marty Marty taking us to dine today? Olive Garden?
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Five?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Can we please go someplace else this time? Well, you
know me and those breadsticks, I just can't stop and
they go straight to my hips. I'm just afraid that
one more trip to Olive Garden and I'll be going
to the American Idol Party as Manditha. Well, enough about me.
How to go in court? The other day?
Speaker 12 (16:01):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (16:01):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
The prosecutor got you on the witness stand and asked,
where were you on night of August twenty fourth?
Speaker 13 (16:08):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Huh oh, And then the defense attorney jumped up and objected,
what did you do? You told him you didn't mind
answering the question. I see, and then ah, the defense
jumped back up and said I objected, and you stood
your ground and said, I'll answer. Oh, dear something I
was about to get ugly. Oh. The judge stepped in. Oh,
(16:30):
look out, He said, if you wanted to answer the question,
there's no reason for defense to object. So the prosecutor
repeated the question where were you on the night of
August twenty fourth? And you stood up and said, I
don't know. Kate's closed. No wonder if Perry Mason went gay,
(16:53):
I'm sorry, Darling one a big envelope for me. Okay,
I'll check it out while you go and fix that
perfect face and take a little break. I'll watch the phones.
Bye bye, chow audios, get out of here. You're never
gonna get your feet wet in that Jane pool. Let's
(17:13):
see now what have we here? Ah, I can't believe it. Oh, joy,
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happy day, big joke, PHILM. What Oh oh, Marcel, I
can't catch my breast. No, not because of you, you're tramp.
No no, no, it's finally here, my first big piece
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of Hollywood memorabilia. Oh Mercy, I'm lightheaded. It's from my
favorite Western No not Big Jake. No no, no, not
she wore a yellow ribbon. No not Midnight Cowboy. It's
from Brokeback Mountain. What is it? It's an official prop
(18:09):
from the movie Hello, it says here. The official weekly
grocery lists for Jack Twist and enis Delmar Broke Back Mountain,
Summer nineteen sixty three. One All right, let's see. Week
one Beans bacon coffee whiskey. Week two beans ham coffee whiskey.
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Week three, beans alfresca, thinly sliced bacon, hazelnut coffee, Sky
vodka and Tangay gin, large bottle All Weather moisturizing lotion.
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Week four, beans on salad, panchetta, espresso grind coffee, six
bottles of Chardonnay, six pack of tab edible Kiwi mango
massage Jill Week five fresh fava beans, jasmine rice, eight
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ounces of thinly sliced preshudo, one pound veal medallions, porcini mushrooms,
half pint heavy whipping cream. One cub scout uniform size
forty two long, bestow my hearsh, six bottles of French
Bordeaux estate reserve, large can of w D forty week six,
(19:55):
I know week six, Yukon gold potatoes, heavy whipping cream,
asparagu's very thin organic eggs, Spanish lemons, well aged groyere cheese,
crushed walnuts. Insert joke here. One bunch of arugula, clarified butter,
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extra virgin olive oil. How poetic. Six yards white silk organdy,
one French made outfit, three cases don perignon, large tarp,
twelve gallons of Wesson. Sounded like they were expecting the
last round up. This is awesome. Well listen, we'll read
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it again when I get home. Here comes, Bat's gotta go,
miss me right for holly word? All right, angel, let's
go one. You want me to drive? Well, where's the bab'smobile?
What it was stolen? A criminal stolet right in front
(21:02):
of you? How horrible? Well, what do you mean don't worry.
Oh you got his license plate number. Okay, villains beware,
Oh just getting the mini Cooper you debts carry out?
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Good morning, The Big show's on the radio, and more
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I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
that they're big show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny. Hahaha, funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I'm figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning.
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I ain't gotten the gage.
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Man.
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I have a lunch, just a basic name by Leuid
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I had made country fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy
green beans.
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Some machivil is so good? You liking beef tips to
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Speaker 13 (24:19):
Good morning, John Boy and Billy, And I got to
ask this question before I start talking about this unbelievable football.
When do you guys start going to get your Christmas
and early season holiday gift ideas? You are you last
minute guys or you do a little bit ahead of
a little ahead of time.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
What do you think? We're mixed up?
Speaker 13 (24:40):
And I think you guys should probably get I think
you're getting the gifts probably between December twenty sixth and January.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
One right well as close to me.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Randy's like about two or three years ahead, so he
knows a whole curve off of that money.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (24:55):
Well, I tell you I've got you know, if you're
a Georgia Bulldogs fan, and I know there's so many
the audience that are. I've got something that we got
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full size. It's the real deal. Only two and twenty
five of these will ever be made, and they're going
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various panels of the ball. Everything's going to be embossed
on it, keep it pristine, looking for years to come,
maybe even keeping as good looking as I am at
age seventy seven. You never know, but you know these
footballs are going to sell for one hundred and twenty
nine dollars and ninety five cents each. Only two thousand
and twenty five will ever be made. You'll get an
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individually numbered certificate of authenticity with it. And before I
give out that website and the eight hundred number that
you can call to get these, I want to give
people a chance to get to that phone or whatever
you have to do to get ready to go to
the website, because Georgia fans, if you don't get several
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of these, I don't want to ever hear anybody complaining
about jeez, I'm a Dogs fan, but you gotta get
this football. I got a chance to look at the
other day. The top panel lists all four the national
championships by year. It's nineteen forty two, nineteen eighty, twenty
twenty one, twenty twenty two, the season record, what they
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did that year, the championship game opponent, and the final score.
And we've added all four of the original national championship
logos on this panel. It's a must have for that
Dogs fan. Now right below that we list the seventeen
time Conference championship years. Fifteen of those were in the
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SEC and that's another special area we have overall records,
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right next to a Dog's logo. And then the last panel.
If you ever gone to a game, and I know
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over in Athens and seeing that gorgeous stadium, we have
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feet above the ballpark. It stretches from one side of
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So you get all that in this history of champions
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three four five twenty eight sixty eight. Or go to
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That's nik coosports dot com or the hotline number eight
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hundred three four five two eight six eight. I'm gonna
be taking account to see how many of you guys
on your show get their Christmas shop and done early.
I don't want to hear any stuff about January. The
first way.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
We all have somebody that when you talking about Georgia football, Bob,
you know, popped in my head, my buddy Eli Hughes
in Georgia fan know somebody's thinking about that. Go ahead,
get it for that and get it well. This will
be the earliest I've ever got a Christmas present.
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eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight. Thanks
for the heads up, Bob. We'll catch up with you
again real.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Soon, buddy.
Speaker 13 (29:18):
All right, John Boy and Billy have a great day
and a good weekend coming up.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
All right, you got it, man, go dogs for the
Georgia Fan Southern Fried football action.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
All right, good deal, y'all.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Well, let's play our John boyde ever the game? Shall Well,
let's jump right in here we view yesterday's question. We
found out missed opportunity. Before an Act of Congress in
seventy four, women were rarely given, rarely given one of
these with their own name on it?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
What is a credit card?
Speaker 13 (29:45):
It was?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
And I didn't get to day the Equal Credit Opportunity Act.
What happened in seventy four gave um women the ability
to open a credit card account independently without a husband
or father co signing.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Well, glad it took an Act of Congress.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
For us to have our own deck.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
That's great.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
I think women could wear pants in Congress at that point.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Progress.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Oh, today's John Board Jeopardy. Technically speaking, you might say
that this is the US government's number one export. According
to their own estimates, about sixty five percent of the
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eight hundred? Big Show?
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You told Freelne, we go to we get a winter.
We play John Boardgjeopardy.
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And next hot pockets.
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Good Thursday morning, a head, It's a big show on
the radio. High feature track from the Big Show, Big Box.
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I brow on call.
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Marvin Webster says, Hey, America, what arguing Lessie? There's her
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Yam slide across America.
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It's John Boy, Jeb and now you're host.
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He's decided to stop calling the bathroom the John.
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Now he calls it Jim. It just sounds better to
say he spent two hours in the gym this morning.
He's John Boy and I have.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
An I had to Mark got a blue Field, West Virginia.
Good morning, Mark, how are you John Boy Man? I'm
just sitting on both my hands. I quit waving it everybody. Man,
I'm feeling good.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Well, Mark, you got.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
The first shot at John boydjepary this morning. I'm taking
about that. You had a blue field. You ready see
what you got?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Well that's Mark. Technically speaking, you might say that this
is the US government's number one export. According to their
own estimates, about sixty five percent of the ones they've
made are now overseas. Sixty five percent of what.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Mark Isaia's money. One hundred dollars you.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Say is money? You're specific at one hundred dollars? Is
it one hundred dollar bill?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Bottom dollar is one hundred dollar bills?
Speaker 11 (32:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Everybody sending them back home does what now?
Speaker 8 (32:57):
They hang on to him for when their own money
goes to.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
How's that working out so far?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Hey? Well Mark, good work, buddy. We're sending you the
big old blue em you prize, pack up the blue field. Well,
y'all have to come to what Danians say the beautiful country, man,
Hey man, I got to work in West Virginia. I
lived on the Canal River for about six months when
I was working my way up.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I love oh shee. West Virginia is beautiful jewelry, is buddy?
All right, Mark, will you hang on?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Jackie's gonna see if she can get that correct a
dress for you in blue Field. Get you the prize pack, buddy.
Speaker 13 (33:38):
I appreciate y'all.
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Y'all are good people. Let's see you every morning.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Proud to have you listening, Mark, Proud to have you, buddy,
hang on, Why the money I wear tarbou news. It
was about twenty minutes away from the rev and good
out the ball.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Good morning. That's a big show on.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
The radio, right man, big big.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Day in history. All this from these days.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
There it is determined eighteen. I know it was during
football season. The National Football League was formed on this stage, yes,
the very first time ever. It was professional football season
nineteen twenty. All right, Tember eighteen, nineteen twenty. Can't no
high of course, that's where the Hall of Fame is.
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Because you wondered why you can't know hiold hall of Fame.
That's where it all started.
Speaker 8 (35:25):
Now this was like leather helmet days or is this
back before that when they wore cardboard box?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, we'll go through there outfit sometime for you. There
so there, right now we're celebrating the in that fell.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
How are we gonna do that.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
Check it out, and now it's storytelling with your host.
Carl childs ain't young boy?
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Hey go hello Fuller, Hey, Carl Orner, mister Anson, Hey.
Speaker 11 (35:58):
J Hey, you can't tell me like the girl in there.
We have heard she isn't.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
He Me and Malinda we decided to since that last
bunch of jokes we did on the college football went
over so well, we feel like we pretty much nailed it.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 11 (36:20):
So.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
We we got some professional football jokes for you, and
you want to hear them.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah, not professional jokes about football, but jokes about professional football.
Speaker 11 (36:31):
I think they got it.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
Okay, I let to Why don't you set over our
next to little fella? I think she plump? Sweet on you,
little fella.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Hi, billy, I hope you don't mimmy sitting here and
I'm not sweet on you. I like you, all right,
that's all right. The Carl and I are connor an item.
I think most people already know they did you understand
the part about us telling jokes about professional football, not
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the other way around. I just wanted to be clear
in case some folks got confused.
Speaker 11 (37:07):
That happens.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
I know, I get confused sometimes. I get real confused.
Like when we change the clocks for daylight savings, I
can never remember which way to change the clocks. I
kind of always fall forwards instead of backwards. I think
it's something to do with my fate hurt. Did I
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ever tell you about my fate hurt? My faith hurt?
Speaker 11 (37:33):
Now?
Speaker 4 (37:35):
I think my faith hurting helps me get confused.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
She can get confused sometimes. I hope it don't spill
over in our little skid here. You ready, yeah, all right?
Then go ahead, yohn boy, you can do the introduction.
You don't call her that big girl.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
That's bringing your headliners?
Speaker 11 (38:00):
And Melinda? All right?
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Tim?
Speaker 6 (38:07):
What's upon a time? M seven doors? He's in marching
through the forest. One day they tripped and fell into
a deep dark hole. Some folks calls it a chance,
and my cause it a hole.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Snow White laned over the edge and called out to him,
say something so I know you're live.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
One of them little door voices, hollered back. The Carolina
Panthers are Super Bowl contenders.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Snow White yelled back, dopey, did anyone else make it?
Speaker 11 (38:46):
Melinda? Why did New York Jets missed their flight for
the Big Game?
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Because they got stuck on a broken escalator.
Speaker 11 (38:57):
I think you didn't tell that one run.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
I think I was supposed to say they got stuck.
I got confused.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
If you see a New Orleans Saints fan on a bicycle,
why shouldn't you swerve to hit him?
Speaker 4 (39:12):
I don't know why.
Speaker 11 (39:14):
It's probably your bike.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Maybe he's just confused.
Speaker 11 (39:21):
Start it again.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Hey Carl, what do you get when a Pittsburgh Steeler
fan is buried up to his neck in sand More sand?
Speaker 11 (39:34):
Here's the good.
Speaker 6 (39:37):
You trapped in a room with a hungry lion, grizzly
bear and a Dallas Cowboys fan and your gun only
has two bullets?
Speaker 11 (39:46):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Shoot the Dallas fan twice? The others can be raising
we Why doesn't Nebraska have a professional football.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
Team because in Chicago and Denver want one to two?
Speaker 4 (40:09):
Why doesn't Los Angeles have a football team yet?
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Because all the rabbit crazy fans go to the Church
of Scientology?
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Hey Carl, what do you call a Jacksonville Jaguar with
a Super Bowl ring?
Speaker 11 (40:29):
A thief? Mulliner?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (40:36):
How do you keep a Washington Redskin player out.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Of your yard painted like an end zone? I don't
think they like.
Speaker 11 (40:45):
That so much for that return to dominance.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Hey Carl, where do you go in Atlanta in case
of a tornado? I don't know where the Georgia Dome.
I ain't never get a touchdown there, And.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
I reckon that's enough right now. I got to pick
up breakfast from mister Bill Cox over to the Frosty.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Cream Is that the one with the big Chief burger
or the Bongo Burger?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I'll get confused, I know.
Speaker 11 (41:21):
Come on in along, John Boy, my little feller.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Bye, Billy, thanks for letting me use the chair.
Speaker 11 (41:29):
I told you she's sweet on you.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Good morning, baby, sho's on the radio. A revn go
in the house, I says, one dude.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
Good morning, Don John Boy, Billy, Randy, Hey Jackie, you
know earnestly since hey here, want a salute. Irvin Lee Sampson,
the son of Miss Aretha Sampson, who's been a member
of the Blessed Whole Baptist Church for over fifty years.
Irvin just got out the Marine Corps, just got home.
He recognized him at the services past Sunday. Irvin asked
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me to tell y'all to keep all the military people
in your thoughts and prayer. Irvan's the second generation Marine,
says he learned a lot from his daddy.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Most important lesson when.
Speaker 7 (42:33):
You're away from home behave yourself. Say if Marvin got
sent to Vietnam back in the late sixties before him
and Miss Aretha got married, see and she says when
Marvin was overseas, she was always worried about him, you know,
messing around with them what you call professional women over
there in Vietnam. So he wrote a letter one time.
Here's what Saint said, Dearest Aretha, I miss you a
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whole lot. There's not a whole lot to do here
during the downtime, and we are constantly surrounded by the
working girls here insiegone. I'm trying to find me a
hobby to occupy my time so I won't be tempted.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Hope you can help.
Speaker 7 (43:09):
Love always, Marvin, and mister Wreatha sent him a learned
to play the harmonica kit and little letter that said, deal, Marvin,
here's a little something to help you feel your empty time,
and maybe you can entertain your buddies too, Love you forever,
hope to see you soon, always, Aretha. So about a
year later, Marvin finish his tour flew back to America.
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Misterretha met him at the airport.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
They hugged and kiss for.
Speaker 7 (43:33):
A long time. Marmy said, Sweetie, this has been the
longest year of my life. I can't wait to get
home and spend a romantic evening alone with you. And
she said, me too. And we'll get to that. But
first things first. Let me hear you play that harmonic
now lit and gentlemen, keep it going for your headliner.
Yeah he's good, Hi boss.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
These three guys sitting round the bar, what ty best
talk about their wife's first guy said, I buried a
GalF of Joe lords you. Day we got married, I
told her from now all, she's responsible for all the
cooking and cleaned. When I got off work next day,
the house is clean. I had a big dinner on
the table.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Await for me.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
That's what I'm talking about, said guy. I said, Well,
I married a girl from Florida. Day we got married,
I told her she's down responsible for all the cleaning,
all the cooking, and taking care of the animals. Well,
the first day when I got home, there wasn't anything done.
Now the second day I saw a little change. And
the third day when I came in. I saw the
house clean, dinner on the table, and the dogs were
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fat and asleep.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
That's up. Third man said, why I married a Yankee girl.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
On the day we married, I told her she was
responsible for all the house cleaning, all the cooking, and
keeping the yard mode and deep. On the first day,
I didn't see anything. Second day, I still didn't see anything.
On the third day of swelling was down a bit
and I can see out on my left eye. Ne
to pull us up something, clean the house and fight
the law board left. I didn't want to let it
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go to wet down it tell
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You got a big show on already, more chances you
to win coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Home, I have no home, Hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
The jungle is my home.
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Oh.
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I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two Jong Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
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Talking Doodle Doo coming out on.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It is Thursday, September the eighteen and this is the
big show on your radio, unless you're listening to a
radio you don't own. That's a cool thing about air, huh.
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Kind of deep. First things you've been hanging out with
Mary Jane.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Kind of wagging you off. I want that look from
Tatter first thing in the morning. I can look, I'll say,
from a female. Have to after my wife. I ain't
looked at Jackie yet.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
She's not looking at you, all right, That's how she
does it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Was so I go Jackie, Jagie, what's she? What's your granddaughter?
She want to tell your granddaughter's name.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
We shouldn't do that anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
We just tick for Jackie her son Eric.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
What we should ask her is what she's called?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Are you me?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Mom?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Are you me me?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Are you gg?
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Are you gonna wait to see like what the baby says?
Or just go ahead and take the title.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I think I'm gonna let her see what comes out
of her mouth.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's hard to tell. She's my granddaughter?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't know her other grandmother is Glammy Lammy Like, hey, Kim,
I love you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
We're gonna make a great pair.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Since too late, since they named the baby uh and
use a I baby names it says naming your child
after a relative tired using a I to name your kid?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Wired? So uh, okay, well let's see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Let me just say there's something that my wife and
I discovered when we were trying to come up with
a name for a baby. It's amazing how many of
each other's acquaintances you don't like, start throwing names.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Out fall off for you a sketch about that. So anyway,
so this is some Colombian parents. They made headlines last
week when they went to AI for help. So they
skipped the baby name books and trends, so decided to
pay tribute to chat GPT by name of the infant
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after the Open AI program. National Registry Office in the
town of Crete signed off on the new name, which
means that the child is officially named chat Yip te
Bastidas Guerrera.
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So you're saying they didn't use the AI to help
them come up with the name. They named their kid
after the AI service.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
A good.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's even more stupid, Yeah, left nine, All.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Right, that's up there with Elon and his ex.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You know, a stupids. Just call you kid, Google and
let it go.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
He's stupid.
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He's not here more in the room.
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Of the wire holraight, Hey David, good morning, buddy, Hey.
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Good morning guys. Thanks thanks for having me.
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Already all right man?
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Uh how.
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Your car and your boat and the boy.
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All right at the buzzer now get us.
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Three things checked at vehicle inspection, ready to go.
Speaker 10 (08:09):
Uh you tired? Your windshilled and you're admission.
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I okay, and here we go for the wind. Three
food storage items ready to go, the.
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Tup aware, littum foiled, and zipluck bags.
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David.
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Congratulations, Hey, thank you so much.
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I can't give a shout out.
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You go ahead.
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How about you?
Speaker 10 (08:45):
To my wife, I'm sorry I messed up your boalt
eggs this morning, Honey. I told you I didn't know
how to feel them. They look terrible, but I'll make
I'll make some chilly for you, MiG when it's your home.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh god, Oh, we've never had a shadow. I apologizing
for bald eggs. I like that.
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Man.
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Well, you know the taste.
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Heart.
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You gotta put them underwater in the ice. My kids
are running around. It's a whole deal. Good morning, honey,
I love you. I'll be home.
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They lock Up't word, David, old morning. Why we're jumping out?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Catching you up.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
On your news on the other side of our time
capsule September eighteen, Good night, with God get a laugh
coming up.
Speaker 12 (10:06):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export, and that is time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Have you got a second one? I know you're a
tight budget. Well well, well, have you ever noticed that
more and more people compare everything to hell? Marriages Hell,
taxes are hell. Going to the dentist is hell. The
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country's going to hell? Shaving? John Boyce back is Hell.
The most popular one I hear over and over again.
Work is hell. Really well, I don't know about you,
but based on my experiences, Hell might be a step
up from work. Let me preach on it. In Hell,
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your coffee stays hot all day long. In Hell, you
never have to look very far to find the legal department.
In Hell, you always know who ate all your girl
Scout cookies satan. In Hell, it's easy to score because
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all the women are the office skank. Oh wait, that's
pretty much the same here.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
At work.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
The summer humidity is stifling in Hell. It's a dry heat.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
In Hell.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
There are no damn Ziggie cartoons on the breakroom refrigerator
because there's no refrigerator. In Hell, you get to spend
more time with your spouse. Now, I didn't mean that
about you, honey. This one's for John Boy. In Hell,
the smell of sulfur and brimstone lets you cut the
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cheese without embarrassment. In Hell, you no longer have to
wonder if the boss hates you. Riding to work in
Hell in a handbasket sure beats the bus.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
In Hell.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Twittering pictures of your junk to underage girls lets you
keep your job with a paid leave of absence. There's
no difference there. In Hell, there's no fighting over the
thermostat your office. One stale doughnut every Friday in Hell,
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osama bin laden in the molten lava dunk tank. Your office,
one stinking bathroom constantly occupied by the constipated staff octogenarian
in Hell, a level playing field, no toilets, your office
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suit and tie in Hell, bare ass, naked pitchforks in attitude.
Baby Hanson's already dressed for the trip. In Hell, you
get a show for driven limousine to work, but your
chauff for is Teddy Kennedy. In Hell, no buzz killing
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weekly updates from the products for good guys.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
In Hell.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Ferocious reptilian demons appreciate a good dirty joke without threatening
a sexual harassment complaint like your office Proud does Jackie.
In Hell, you can make popcorn without leaving your cubicle.
In Hell, you never have to worry about the boss
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whining he's out of wah wa. That's not for anybody
in the room particularly. And finally, at work, you have
to wait your turn to pet the boss's dog. In Hell,
the boss's dog has three heads. No waiting there. I
hope that makes you feel better, and if not, I'll
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go down.
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Thank you, John Boy and Billy Broke Morning Radio.
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Done right, Good morning, it's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Oh my love, my darling, I've hungered for your lunch.
I'm sorry, babist diet is killing me. So where's some
Marty Marty taking us to dine today? Olive Garden?
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Five?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Can we please go someplace else this time? Well, you
know me and those breadsticks, I just can't stop and
they go straight to my hips. I'm just afraid that
one more trip to Olive Garden and I'll be going
to the American Idol Party as Manditha. Well, enough about me.
How to go in court? The other day?
Speaker 12 (16:01):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (16:01):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
The prosecutor got you on the witness stand and asked,
where were you on night of August twenty fourth?
Speaker 13 (16:08):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Huh oh, And then the defense attorney jumped up and objected,
what did you do? You told him you didn't mind
answering the question. I see, and then ah, the defense
jumped back up and said I objected, and you stood
your ground and said, I'll answer. Oh, dear something I
was about to get ugly. Oh. The judge stepped in. Oh,
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look out, He said, if you wanted to answer the question,
there's no reason for defense to object. So the prosecutor
repeated the question where were you on the night of
August twenty fourth? And you stood up and said, I
don't know. Kate's closed. No wonder if Perry Mason went gay,
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I'm sorry, Darling one a big envelope for me. Okay,
I'll check it out while you go and fix that
perfect face and take a little break. I'll watch the phones.
Bye bye, chow audios, get out of here. You're never
gonna get your feet wet in that Jane pool. Let's
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see now what have we here? Ah, I can't believe it. Oh, joy,
Oh rapture, tom By big joke, PHILM.
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What do you want?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Hi writing fat boy can't talk busy? Oh heaven, Oh
happy day, big joke, PHILM. What Oh oh, Marcel, I
can't catch my breast. No, not because of you, you're tramp.
No no, no, it's finally here, my first big piece
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of Hollywood memorabilia. Oh Mercy, I'm lightheaded. It's from my
favorite Western No not Big Jake. No no, no, not
she wore a yellow ribbon. No not Midnight Cowboy. It's
from Brokeback Mountain. What is it? It's an official prop
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from the movie Hello, it says here. The official weekly
grocery lists for Jack Twist and enis Delmar Broke Back Mountain,
Summer nineteen sixty three. One All right, let's see. Week
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Oh you got his license plate number. Okay, villains beware,
Oh just getting the mini Cooper you debts carry out?
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won't be here, all right, That's okay, then tat wills anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
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You're gonna want to go to Niko Sports because our
man Bob Iboch is on the line with something we
all are wanting to hear. I feel it. Good morning,
mister Ibach.
Speaker 13 (24:19):
Good morning, John Boy and Billy, And I got to
ask this question before I start talking about this unbelievable football.
When do you guys start going to get your Christmas
and early season holiday gift ideas? You are you last
minute guys or you do a little bit ahead of
a little ahead of time.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
What do you think? We're mixed up?
Speaker 13 (24:40):
And I think you guys should probably get I think
you're getting the gifts probably between December twenty sixth and January.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
One right well as close to me.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Randy's like about two or three years ahead, so he
knows a whole curve off of that money.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (24:55):
Well, I tell you I've got you know, if you're
a Georgia Bulldogs fan, and I know there's so many
the audience that are. I've got something that we got
something really special. It's called a History of Champions Football
full size. It's the real deal. Only two and twenty
five of these will ever be made, and they're going
to salute the great history for Georgia football on the
(25:19):
various panels of the ball. Everything's going to be embossed
on it, keep it pristine, looking for years to come,
maybe even keeping as good looking as I am at
age seventy seven. You never know, but you know these
footballs are going to sell for one hundred and twenty
nine dollars and ninety five cents each. Only two thousand
and twenty five will ever be made. You'll get an
(25:42):
individually numbered certificate of authenticity with it. And before I
give out that website and the eight hundred number that
you can call to get these, I want to give
people a chance to get to that phone or whatever
you have to do to get ready to go to
the website, because Georgia fans, if you don't get several
(26:03):
of these, I don't want to ever hear anybody complaining
about jeez, I'm a Dogs fan, but you gotta get
this football. I got a chance to look at the
other day. The top panel lists all four the national
championships by year. It's nineteen forty two, nineteen eighty, twenty
twenty one, twenty twenty two, the season record, what they
(26:25):
did that year, the championship game opponent, and the final score.
And we've added all four of the original national championship
logos on this panel. It's a must have for that
Dogs fan. Now right below that we list the seventeen
time Conference championship years. Fifteen of those were in the
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SEC and that's another special area we have overall records,
Conference records. It'll say limited editions on there, twenty twenty five,
right next to a Dog's logo. And then the last panel.
If you ever gone to a game, and I know
there's so many people have gone to the game in Georgia,
(27:07):
over in Athens and seeing that gorgeous stadium, we have
a panoramic photograph taken from a helicopter about two hundred
feet above the ballpark. It stretches from one side of
the panel to the other in full color. It is unbelievable.
So you get all that in this history of champions
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Georgia Bulldogs football. Again, only twenty twenty five will ever
be made. Get some get some extra ones for those
Dog fans in your family or maybe at all at
the office. If you run into an Alabama fan there,
maybe you might want to get them one and just
you know, tease them a little bit. But here's the
phone number to call and the website it's eight hundred
(27:51):
three four five two eight six eight. That's eight hundred
three four five twenty eight sixty eight. Or go to
the website nicosports dot com, n ik coosports dot com.
That's nik coosports dot com or the hotline number eight
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hundred three four five two eight six eight. I'm gonna
be taking account to see how many of you guys
on your show get their Christmas shop and done early.
I don't want to hear any stuff about January. The
first way.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
We all have somebody that when you talking about Georgia football, Bob,
you know, popped in my head, my buddy Eli Hughes
in Georgia fan know somebody's thinking about that. Go ahead,
get it for that and get it well. This will
be the earliest I've ever got a Christmas present.
Speaker 13 (28:39):
Thank you well, I'll tell you. For one hundred and
twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents, this is one
of the neatest deals I've seen. Nico Sports Navid around
since nineteen ninety two, little after little bit, you know,
a little after I was born, but they've been around
at for one hundred and twenty nine ninety five. This
is a must have for that Dogs fan.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
There it is, and we got to set up at
the Big Show dot com as well. You can click
on the night Cosports link to take you right there.
So go to the Big Show dot com, go right
to Nightcosports dot com, or call toll free right now
eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight. Thanks
for the heads up, Bob. We'll catch up with you
again real.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Soon, buddy.
Speaker 13 (29:18):
All right, John Boy and Billy have a great day
and a good weekend coming up.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
All right, you got it, man, go dogs for the
Georgia Fan Southern Fried football action.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
All right, good deal, y'all.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Well, let's play our John boyde ever the game? Shall Well,
let's jump right in here we view yesterday's question. We
found out missed opportunity. Before an Act of Congress in
seventy four, women were rarely given, rarely given one of
these with their own name on it?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
What is a credit card?
Speaker 13 (29:45):
It was?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
And I didn't get to day the Equal Credit Opportunity Act.
What happened in seventy four gave um women the ability
to open a credit card account independently without a husband
or father co signing.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Well, glad it took an Act of Congress.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
For us to have our own deck.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
That's great.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
I think women could wear pants in Congress at that point.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Progress.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Oh, today's John Board Jeopardy. Technically speaking, you might say
that this is the US government's number one export. According
to their own estimates, about sixty five percent of the
ones they've made are now overseas.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
What are hot pockets? Hot pockets? What y'all got one
eight hundred? Big Show?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
You told Freelne, we go to we get a winter.
We play John Boardgjeopardy.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
And next hot pockets.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Good Thursday morning, a head, It's a big show on
the radio. High feature track from the Big Show, Big Box.
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I brow on call.
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Marvin Webster says, Hey, America, what arguing Lessie? There's her
key word? LEN'SI when the hitd the bit box at
the Big Show? Dot com man. Right now, let's play
Yam slide across America.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
It's John Boy, Jeb and now you're host.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
He's decided to stop calling the bathroom the John.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Now he calls it Jim. It just sounds better to
say he spent two hours in the gym this morning.
He's John Boy and I have.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
An I had to Mark got a blue Field, West Virginia.
Good morning, Mark, how are you John Boy Man? I'm
just sitting on both my hands. I quit waving it everybody. Man,
I'm feeling good.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Well, Mark, you got.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
The first shot at John boydjepary this morning. I'm taking
about that. You had a blue field. You ready see
what you got?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Well that's Mark. Technically speaking, you might say that this
is the US government's number one export. According to their
own estimates, about sixty five percent of the ones they've
made are now overseas. Sixty five percent of what.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Mark Isaia's money. One hundred dollars you.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Say is money? You're specific at one hundred dollars? Is
it one hundred dollar bill?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Bottom dollar is one hundred dollar bills?
Speaker 11 (32:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Everybody sending them back home does what now?
Speaker 8 (32:57):
They hang on to him for when their own money
goes to.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
How's that working out so far?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Hey? Well Mark, good work, buddy. We're sending you the
big old blue em you prize, pack up the blue field. Well,
y'all have to come to what Danians say the beautiful country, man,
Hey man, I got to work in West Virginia. I
lived on the Canal River for about six months when
I was working my way up.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I love oh shee. West Virginia is beautiful jewelry, is buddy?
All right, Mark, will you hang on?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Jackie's gonna see if she can get that correct a
dress for you in blue Field. Get you the prize pack, buddy.
Speaker 13 (33:38):
I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Y'all are good people. Let's see you every morning.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Proud to have you listening, Mark, Proud to have you, buddy,
hang on, Why the money I wear tarbou news. It
was about twenty minutes away from the rev and good
out the ball.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Good morning. That's a big show on.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
The radio, right man, big big.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Day in history. All this from these days.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
There it is determined eighteen. I know it was during
football season. The National Football League was formed on this stage, yes,
the very first time ever. It was professional football season
nineteen twenty. All right, Tember eighteen, nineteen twenty. Can't no
high of course, that's where the Hall of Fame is.
(35:20):
Because you wondered why you can't know hiold hall of Fame.
That's where it all started.
Speaker 8 (35:25):
Now this was like leather helmet days or is this
back before that when they wore cardboard box?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, we'll go through there outfit sometime for you. There
so there, right now we're celebrating the in that fell.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
How are we gonna do that.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
Check it out, and now it's storytelling with your host.
Carl childs ain't young boy?
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Hey go hello Fuller, Hey, Carl Orner, mister Anson, Hey.
Speaker 11 (35:58):
J Hey, you can't tell me like the girl in there.
We have heard she isn't.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
He Me and Malinda we decided to since that last
bunch of jokes we did on the college football went
over so well, we feel like we pretty much nailed it.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 11 (36:20):
So.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
We we got some professional football jokes for you, and
you want to hear them.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah, not professional jokes about football, but jokes about professional football.
Speaker 11 (36:31):
I think they got it.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
Okay, I let to Why don't you set over our
next to little fella? I think she plump? Sweet on you,
little fella.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Hi, billy, I hope you don't mimmy sitting here and
I'm not sweet on you. I like you, all right,
that's all right. The Carl and I are connor an item.
I think most people already know they did you understand
the part about us telling jokes about professional football, not
(37:00):
the other way around. I just wanted to be clear
in case some folks got confused.
Speaker 11 (37:07):
That happens.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
I know, I get confused sometimes. I get real confused.
Like when we change the clocks for daylight savings, I
can never remember which way to change the clocks. I
kind of always fall forwards instead of backwards. I think
it's something to do with my fate hurt. Did I
(37:29):
ever tell you about my fate hurt? My faith hurt?
Speaker 11 (37:33):
Now?
Speaker 4 (37:35):
I think my faith hurting helps me get confused.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
She can get confused sometimes. I hope it don't spill
over in our little skid here. You ready, yeah, all right?
Then go ahead, yohn boy, you can do the introduction.
You don't call her that big girl.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
That's bringing your headliners?
Speaker 11 (38:00):
And Melinda? All right?
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Tim?
Speaker 6 (38:07):
What's upon a time? M seven doors? He's in marching
through the forest. One day they tripped and fell into
a deep dark hole. Some folks calls it a chance,
and my cause it a hole.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Snow White laned over the edge and called out to him,
say something so I know you're live.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
One of them little door voices, hollered back. The Carolina
Panthers are Super Bowl contenders.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Snow White yelled back, dopey, did anyone else make it?
Speaker 11 (38:46):
Melinda? Why did New York Jets missed their flight for
the Big Game?
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Because they got stuck on a broken escalator.
Speaker 11 (38:57):
I think you didn't tell that one run.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
I think I was supposed to say they got stuck.
I got confused.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
If you see a New Orleans Saints fan on a bicycle,
why shouldn't you swerve to hit him?
Speaker 4 (39:12):
I don't know why.
Speaker 11 (39:14):
It's probably your bike.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Maybe he's just confused.
Speaker 11 (39:21):
Start it again.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Hey Carl, what do you get when a Pittsburgh Steeler
fan is buried up to his neck in sand More sand?
Speaker 11 (39:34):
Here's the good.
Speaker 6 (39:37):
You trapped in a room with a hungry lion, grizzly
bear and a Dallas Cowboys fan and your gun only
has two bullets?
Speaker 11 (39:46):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Shoot the Dallas fan twice? The others can be raising
we Why doesn't Nebraska have a professional football.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
Team because in Chicago and Denver want one to two?
Speaker 4 (40:09):
Why doesn't Los Angeles have a football team yet?
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Because all the rabbit crazy fans go to the Church
of Scientology?
Speaker 4 (40:23):
Hey Carl, what do you call a Jacksonville Jaguar with
a Super Bowl ring?
Speaker 11 (40:29):
A thief? Mulliner?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (40:36):
How do you keep a Washington Redskin player out.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Of your yard painted like an end zone? I don't
think they like.
Speaker 11 (40:45):
That so much for that return to dominance.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Hey Carl, where do you go in Atlanta in case
of a tornado? I don't know where the Georgia Dome.
I ain't never get a touchdown there, And.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
I reckon that's enough right now. I got to pick
up breakfast from mister Bill Cox over to the Frosty.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Cream Is that the one with the big Chief burger
or the Bongo Burger?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I'll get confused, I know.
Speaker 11 (41:21):
Come on in along, John Boy, my little feller.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Bye, Billy, thanks for letting me use the chair.
Speaker 11 (41:29):
I told you she's sweet on you.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Good morning, baby, sho's on the radio. A revn go
in the house, I says, one dude.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
Good morning, Don John Boy, Billy, Randy, Hey Jackie, you
know earnestly since hey here, want a salute. Irvin Lee Sampson,
the son of Miss Aretha Sampson, who's been a member
of the Blessed Whole Baptist Church for over fifty years.
Irvin just got out the Marine Corps, just got home.
He recognized him at the services past Sunday. Irvin asked
(42:23):
me to tell y'all to keep all the military people
in your thoughts and prayer. Irvan's the second generation Marine,
says he learned a lot from his daddy.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Most important lesson when.
Speaker 7 (42:33):
You're away from home behave yourself. Say if Marvin got
sent to Vietnam back in the late sixties before him
and Miss Aretha got married, see and she says when
Marvin was overseas, she was always worried about him, you know,
messing around with them what you call professional women over
there in Vietnam. So he wrote a letter one time.
Here's what Saint said, Dearest Aretha, I miss you a
(42:55):
whole lot. There's not a whole lot to do here
during the downtime, and we are constantly surrounded by the
working girls here insiegone. I'm trying to find me a
hobby to occupy my time so I won't be tempted.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Hope you can help.
Speaker 7 (43:09):
Love always, Marvin, and mister Wreatha sent him a learned
to play the harmonica kit and little letter that said, deal, Marvin,
here's a little something to help you feel your empty time,
and maybe you can entertain your buddies too, Love you forever,
hope to see you soon, always, Aretha. So about a
year later, Marvin finish his tour flew back to America.
(43:30):
Misterretha met him at the airport.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
They hugged and kiss for.
Speaker 7 (43:33):
A long time. Marmy said, Sweetie, this has been the
longest year of my life. I can't wait to get
home and spend a romantic evening alone with you. And
she said, me too. And we'll get to that. But
first things first. Let me hear you play that harmonic
now lit and gentlemen, keep it going for your headliner.
Yeah he's good, Hi boss.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
These three guys sitting round the bar, what ty best
talk about their wife's first guy said, I buried a
GalF of Joe lords you. Day we got married, I
told her from now all, she's responsible for all the
cooking and cleaned. When I got off work next day,
the house is clean. I had a big dinner on
the table.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Await for me.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
That's what I'm talking about, said guy. I said, Well,
I married a girl from Florida. Day we got married,
I told her she's down responsible for all the cleaning,
all the cooking, and taking care of the animals. Well,
the first day when I got home, there wasn't anything done.
Now the second day I saw a little change. And
the third day when I came in. I saw the
house clean, dinner on the table, and the dogs were
(44:31):
fat and asleep.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
That's up. Third man said, why I married a Yankee girl.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
On the day we married, I told her she was
responsible for all the house cleaning, all the cooking, and
keeping the yard mode and deep. On the first day,
I didn't see anything. Second day, I still didn't see anything.
On the third day of swelling was down a bit
and I can see out on my left eye. Ne
to pull us up something, clean the house and fight
the law board left. I didn't want to let it
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