October 16, 2025 • 42 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Noah Webster’s birthday, so we’ll look at some of the words he left out of the dictionary - with our Redneck Language Labs.. - the Holidays will be here before you know it and Randy Riddle from Operation Christmas Child reminds us to get those boxes packed!.. - Ike Turner responds to a letter from a listener who is searching for a Nubian Princesses.. - Doug Rice is counting down the races left in the 2025 NASCAR Championship - and tells us the drivers to watch this weekend at Talladega.. - and we’ll save the last slot for Mr. Rhubarb…
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from Melissa, Virginia.
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I'm just kidding.
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Melissa from Pocahonta, Virginia. She believe we got you there, Melissa,
I'm here that girl, all right. PoCA Honta. Nice Pocahonta.
So it is an ass on the end of it, Yeah, like.
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Pocahontas. All right.
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I thought for sure after me getting on jagg As,
you would make sure Pocahonta. Is it named after you
know that, uh that congressman that claimed to be all right,
I'm letting the career Virginia Warren.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
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Yo, man, what's up?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I was in the Waffa House other night about two
o'clock in the morning. Of course, I mean that's when
most people end up in the Waffa House, you know
what I mean. I mean it's like they got this
thing on the menu says call ahead and your order
will be ready when you arrive. But like nobody ever
plans to go to the waffle house. It just kind
of happens, you know. I Mean, it's not the kind
of thing you think about when you're having like a
big dinner party for somebody's honey. I was thinking about
(09:08):
having waffle house Kate of that big cotillion we got
coming up. We in the delivery area, Like that sign
they have on the door says we have menus in braille.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You ever think about that? I mean, the only people
in the world that need to see that sign can't
see that sign.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
You know?
Speaker 7 (09:24):
What is it with the coffee in the waffle house?
Who who was the last fresh part of coffee they
breweded this place when they were welcoming home the troops
on V Day. Tastes like some big truck pulls up
pumps it in the big underground tanks like they got
at the gas station. You know, they got it in bulk.
I mean even Elim Clampitt wouldn't drink this stuff, you
know what I mean? Because waffle house is like soul
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food for white people. I mean, white people go in there.
But I think I'm the only black dude ever been
in this one, you know, even know, it's never any
black people at the waffle house except maybe that brother
in the paper hat behind the counter with the bad attitude.
Of course, if I was working at the waffle house,
I might have an attitude.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Too, you know.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
And then there's Bernice. I love her, the three hundred
pounds waitress, saureus always walking in there. You know, she
got that hairdo look like somebody stuck a funnel up
a button, blew up a head. She kept trying to
shoot the breeze with me, so she knew me. Thought
I was somebody named sweetie. I don't know you ever
noticed that. They like, I signed your nickname while you're there.
If you don't have one, they'll let you borrow one
(10:23):
for a little while. As you're sweety sweety of this
and sweety of that. I mean, I kind of felt
like an outcast in there anyway, because like I was
the only dude in there, didn't know everybody else in
there by name. I guess when like when you hang
out at the waffle house, you people had to stick together,
you know. I mean, I'm sorry to me going in
the waffle house. It's kind of like going in an
adult bookstore or something, and it's like, look, baby, I'm
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embarrassed enough about just being in here. Don't make me
talk to you too. And I think they only got
six people that worked for the entire company at the
waffle house, and they just like move them around from
location to location. Because I was in the other night,
I swear the same waitress waited on me. They waited
on me at the one in Myrtle Beach like three
months ago, you know, because I guess it's kind of
hard to recruit people for the waffle house. And it
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was like, your career got to be in sad shape
if you think the waffle house would be like a
good move for it. Oh but here's the kappit about
the whole trip. I went in this one, I said,
give me two waffles. Bernice looked at me like I
was crachet. She said, we ain't got no waffles. Said huh,
she said, the waffle line been broke for two years.
And I started thinking about it. Yeah, you don't never
see nobody go in the waffle house and actually or
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the waffles. You know, I've never seen that. I was like,
why did they even call it the waffle house? What
was like the runny eggs, burnt hash browns and toxic
coffee house was like too long to fit on the
sign on the front of the building and something y'all
think about it.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I'm out of West John Boy and Dilly. Oh there
you are, darling. I thought you'd never get here morning.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
We'd yell dumb right, good morning, big shows on the radio,
(12:21):
mere ago.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 11 (12:31):
I don't reckon. There ain't no such thing as a
time machine, but I sure didn't feel like i'd been
in one. Mister Bill Cox tolded me along to something
called the Renaissance Festival. I can tell you about it
if you ought me to. Oh yeah, all right, then,
well sir, For folks that ain't never been to one,
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this Renaissance Festival Shindig is supposed to make you feel
like you're buying your co Colon Wainer and Mary old England.
They did all right, I reckon. They's pretty proud of themselves.
Them tickets was twenty dollars apiece. You can buy an
awful lot of potted meat with twenty dollars. But I
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was game for it. We walked through the gate there
we met some fella they called the court Jester, walking
around jawing at folks. Mister bill Cox says, court Jester
is a fella that the King would hire on to
make him laugh, kind of like having his very own
mister Tim Wilson. He was funny all right. Mister bill
(13:36):
Cox was saying how food was mute scarce a way
back then, but you'd never know it by looking at
their women. Folks partner as big as Melender. They're showing
a good bit of bosom too. Some folks call them boobies.
I call them. They had them all pushed up right
up under their chins. They's trying to sund like he
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was from England. They wound up sounded like Miss Marcy
in the playoffs. There's all sorts of stuff to do there,
so Old Gal and I could read you fortune by
looking at you. Tea leaves these gypsy dancing girls and
didn't give you a dirty luck if you didn't put
a dollar bill in the drawers. They were doing something
called billy dancing. From the looks of them, they picked
(14:23):
the right gals. You could even ride an elephant if
and you had a mind too that elephant. He was
a hard worker. He didn't even stop giving rides when
he had to go to toilets. Mister bill Cox said,
you don't see that kind of work ethic, no more
baking it on the toilet. That's where they sortady drawn
(14:45):
the line on being authentic. They had a pistol of
portage John's. Mister bill Cox said they should have dug
a big old trench out back, set a bushel basket
of leaves and corn husks and critter pounts for cleaning yourself.
I put that in a suggestion box for next year.
(15:05):
We hearing a commotion of going on summers. We went
over to say what it was all about. There are
some feller with his headsticking through a hole. He was
saying hurtful things to folks who was chucking tomateres at him.
He had it coming to he was no count.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Now.
Speaker 11 (15:22):
I never did find out who started it, but neither
side let up on another. Seemed to me they could
have put a stop to it by chucking rocks at
him instead of the maters. I put that in a
suggestion box too. They even had a fellow there he
could put a sword down his throat. Yep, he put
(15:42):
two or three or four down there, right into his gullet.
I don't reckon. That's satisfied him none. And he took
out a hammer, this big old tenpenny now tapped it
right into his nose. Mister bill Cox said he'd rather
just use his finger. I told him, if he'd ask
him NiFe, maybe let him well sair. We finished the
(16:08):
day up watching something called Jouston. That's where these fellas
called knights, they dress up and these old antique iron
man outfits. Said on a horse trying to run another
fellas through with a big old cane pole. Mister bill
Cox and me sitting the stand there like we were
watching pee wee football.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Good night. He tried to play by.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
The rules, but that bad night he was no count.
He cheated like him wrestler's on TV. He went by
the handle with the Black Knight him and that good night,
Well sir. They couldn't get the job done with them
cane poles, so they took off after one another with swords.
Weren't long before the old black Knights she Nana gets
caught up with him. Good Night, give him one in
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the gut, killed him. He had a little squire there,
no bigger than a squirrel. He running around there screaming,
watch kill a black knack furm watch chill, black haired firm.
Good Night didn't like that none. He wasn't gonna do
him in, but he decided just to push him down
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in some horse manures.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
The end. More of the story.
Speaker 11 (17:18):
If and you want to see a big girl with
a turkey leg, go to the Golden Coral, leave a
time traveling to.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
The movie shows story Time.
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This was brought to you by Hargraves Potted Meat Products,
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Speaker 11 (17:38):
I like a big girl with a turkey leg, A
little feller.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon.
Speaker 12 (18:05):
The cookies of discontent, by the heat of the laundromat
event leaving their soul and then like in Portrago dot
dot dot, you know, kind of host set up leaving
their soul hearten the waters of the Medulla oblong Goha
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with John Boy and Billy on the Big show.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Like that one, John Boy, you have mornan.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
It's a bish on a radio Thursday, October the sixteenth.
If you haven't a bird day to day, you're sharing
one with Noah Webster. He would have been two hundred
and sixty three years old, who passed away in eighteen
forty three. Noah Webster, Yes, the dictionary author, Noah Webster.
(19:29):
Don't be afraid to learn a new language.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
You can do it.
Speaker 10 (19:34):
When you add two numbers together, you get what a sum?
And where do you go on vacation to the beach?
Now put them together some beach in redneck, that means
an unpleasant individual.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
He's a mean some beach. Hey, redneck is easy, and.
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Send me them tapes you some beach, Good Morning, Big
shows on the radio. Coming up, we play John boyd
jeb Day for Blue Emu Prize pack. Also a tube
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vailable without a prescription. Hang on for that. But right now, y'all,
it is Operation Christmas Child season. We're back with Randy Riddles,
(20:29):
Senior director for Operation Christmas Child. Randy oversees the project
in the US and has served in his current role
as Senior Director of Operation Christmas Child for more than
twenty years. He's seen the project grow from thousands of
shoebox gifts collected in the US to a goal of
twelve point six million globally. Wow, I know man here
(20:50):
on the Big Show, which is blessed to be able
to be a part of this. We've been encouraging listeners
to pack a shoebox and reached children for over twenty years.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
And here it is. Merry Christmas, Randy Riddle.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Now, don't get mad at us for talking about Christmas
so early. Merry Christmas to you guys.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Marry Christmas to you, yeah, ma'am, because you know there's
a lot to do. Twelve point six million think about that.
Twelve point six million children can hear the gospel of
Jesus Christ and accounts you just knew one or two boxes.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
That's one or two kids. I mean, you got to
look at it like that, right, Ray, you have to
look at it.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
The individual child receiving the shoebox gift will also hear
about a God who loves them and wants a relationship
with them through his son Jesus Christ. And we start
talking about Operation Christmas Child so early because it takes
a lot of effort, a lot of people, a lot
of big show listeners to pull together such an effort.
(21:49):
This movement of God really to reach more than twelve
million children living in more than one hundred and ten
countries around the world. It starts with big show listeners.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
So if you could just maybe some new listeners hearing
about Franklin Graham your organization for the first time an
Operation Christmas Job probably seen on the ground when disaster happens.
You guys are usually the first on the scene like that.
And notice even Billy Graham's rapid relief relief team because
of that bomb explosion in Tennessee's. Yeah, just so much
(22:23):
stuff happening these days. But Operation Christmas Job, this is
something we look forward to every year.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Buddy, Well, thank you so much, and we're deeply grateful
for big sure listeners. Operation Christmas Child, of course, is
a project of Samaritan's Purse. Samaritan's Purse is an evangelical
relief organization headed by Franklin Graham. He's our president, and
as you said, wherever there's a disaster, whether that's man
(22:49):
made or natural disaster, we want to be there to
help people, helping in Jesus' name in every effort. Many
of your listeners responded to our relief work with Her
King Helene last year, and as you mentioned, we've got
counselors on the ground with our partner, Billy Graham Evangelistic
Association in Tennessee around this horrific explosion. Operation Christmas Child
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is an annual event with Samaritan's Purse, one of our
largest programs where we reach children each year with a
simple Christmas gift inside shoeboxes. So we're asking your listeners
to go to the back of their closet, find an
empty shoebox. You want to fill it with simple items
like hygiene items, school supplies, and we like to call
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it a wow item, some kind of toy that's just
gonna wow this kid, and a personalized letter and a photograph.
Samarda's Purse will do the rest. We're asking for a
ten dollars contribution with your shoebox gift that's going to
fuel it all the way to the child and include
the opportunity for each one of these children to hear
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about the love of God through his son Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
And we talked about National Collection Week is November the
seventeenth through the twenty fourth, so we're just about a
month away and you've got the website as a good
place for our listeners to go Samaritanspurse dot org slash
occ and that will give you all the information there
as well right, Randy.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
That's exactly right. November seventeenth through twenty four, five thousand
churches across the United States will open up their doors
for the week for Big Show listeners to deliver their
shoebox gift. This is a way that any Big Show
listener can get involved and reach a child living a
world of way. Most of these children living in second
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and third world countries around the world, many who have
never heard about God's Son, Jesus Christ, and we want
to be there to tell them that they are loved,
they are not forgotten, and Big Show listeners are always
annually a big part of our effort.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
All right, Well, time to get going, y'all, and we
will have on the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You can click on the link, it'll take you right there.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
And some aridispurs Operator Christmas Child, also the John Boy
and Billy Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Anyway you can get the judge with us. You will
have it right there.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
So it's time to get some action, Randy, And we're
looking forward to h to a meeting the special guests
who got lined up this year. Always exciting when we
talk to a kid who received a shoebox a gift
I understand you got somebody out of Rwanda gift.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
We do. We have children now living in the United
States that once received shoebox gifts. These guys are now adults.
They can no one can tell the story about what
the Gospel has done through a shoebox gift like a
child that received one. And this one is very special
to us for sure.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
That's it, all right, Randy. We'll talk to you next week, buddy.
Time to get going. Merry Christmas, my.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Boy, Mary, Christmas one month away till National Collection Week.
Thank you guys, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
God bless you. My boy.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
There it is all right, So click on Operation of
Christmas Child link at the Big Show dot com, oh,
the John Bobilly Facebook page and get going. All right, Well,
let's play some John Boy Jeopardy here for that big
old blue EMU prize package. Let's see jump right in here.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Let's just do it here.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
We found out about a flat universe yesterday Today's John
boyd Jeopardy. When Milton Bradley first introduced this game in
nineteen sixty six, it was banned for most retailers for
being vulgar and inappropriate for children. One reviewer even called
it sex.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
In a box? What Yes, what is the game of
Titdley wings Ti. It sounds like it could be what
you all got?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
What eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
We played John Boyd Jeopardy Next, Good Morning, this will
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make show on the radio.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
We'll to do you.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Thursday, October sixteenth. Visure tracked from the Big Show bit box.
Mister Rubarb's news nuggets from March twenty eighteen. What a
month for nuggets? He word twenty eighteen at a bit
box at the Bigshow dot com.
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Right now, let's buy yales live across America.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's John Boy, Jeffery and now your host. He got
an email with the subject knock knock, but it was
no joke.
Speaker 9 (27:41):
It turns out it was from a Jehovah's witness who
is working from home.
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He's John Boy. Ay, you get matters. Let's say hey
to Eric out a Dole, Indiana. Good morning, Eric Morton, John.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Boy, I we're doing the sale, not thold ely.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
I'm trying to read Jackie's right.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Looked like she was in a hurry fairs right, I
know what you're doing list and we were talking pineapples
earlier this morning.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Oh look out, okay, that but all right, we'll good.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Eric, glad you're in here, buddy. You got the first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy will win. Milton Bradley first
introduced this game in nineteen sixty six. It was banned
from Osh retailers for being vulgar inappropriate for children. One
reviewer even called it sex in a box?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
What could it be?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Eric, Well, I'm just gonna take a guess, after maybe
seeing a few of these games in my twenties there
under the influence of alcohol, I'm gonna say twister. Twister
a game under the influence of alcohol, you could hurt yourself.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Well, let's see, is it twister? Will you nailed her?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
There?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I'm missing. You did your twins as well. But sex
in a Box?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I was doing it wrong, as we always talk about
that with Johnny cars Who did he have playing Twister
on the Delight.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Show of the Kobor Sisters. Okay, that's right, and then
like they debut it there or something that idea. Well,
they played it live on the air and that really
saved the game. You got Ja Jahabor playing twister. You
don't want one of them? There you go all right, Hey,
we're good. Work on. You're in there.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Eric, you got a big old blue EMU prize pack
headed to your place. We'll turn you back over to Jackie.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Good luck.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
All right, appreciate and give a shout out, of course
you can.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, my buddies Chad, Jean and Jeff over.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
There around the Taylorsville area.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Well there you go. Appreciate you y'all boys listening to
the big show.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Bottom of the hour on top of your news ride.
We had not a good old Halloween's home holding.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
The Junior Nation Band. They excel around this time.
Speaker 11 (29:50):
Of the year.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Good morning, it's a big shaw on the radio in
the Junior Nation Band with another sound.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Of the season.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Ladies and gentlemen, the Junior Nation Band would like to
share a special sound.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Of the season. And when I save the season, I
mean the go to hell season known as Halloween.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
And nowhere does it go to hell faster or harder
than Cassidy Double Wide World, Headquarters of the Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
This is another one based on all our experiences.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
And it goes exactly like this.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
These nerve wrecking youngins live.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
And then the trailer park.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Are about to make me.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Lose my mind. Halloween night they dress up and back
for candy with troubles more what they got in mind?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
They used to beat cuter in.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Their little costumes back before they turn fifteen. Now there's
underage drinking and you can't tell what they're thinking. It's
a trailer park Pleoween, trailer park, Halloways, trailer park Palowas
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with all this randalism, they just mind end up in prison.
Trailer park pal Aways. Now the irony of the Junior
Nation man complaining about somebody running around wild and Trump
is not lost on us.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
However, that does not.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Mean these kids ain't wild.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
We're drunk, which they are.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
They make a lot of noise, raise a lot of.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Ruckuses, giving folks qriet.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
There when they picked the wrong guy, he runs out.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
The door to chase them and kicks them in the dairy.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Are they like the pull of caper with the roll
of toilet paper making feed down? Right?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Mean they're crewising for some trouble and we're about the
bustard bubble on.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
The trailer park Halways, trailer Park hal Aways, trailer park
Helo weeds too old.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
For trick or treating.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Some of them could use a beating trailer park hel Aways.
It's a trailer park hell Aways. Trailer park hall Aways.
Read all this, Fando, Lissam.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
They just might end up in prison trailer park pal Aways.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
And there you have it, our cautionary tail of the
season for all the pumpkinheads in the audience. Y'all act
like you got some smarts. I have a safe and
handy Halloween, and quit running my life.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio for your Thursday morning.
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It's time to axe Yo. What's up?
Speaker 4 (34:04):
Welcome to Axite, Patrick, I'm sorry, Jack, I'm sorry, Teddy.
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You gotta take a picture of their feet.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
He got a foot thing going on.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Now.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
You know what's gonna be bad When he starts taking
pictures of John Boy he gets imposed.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Up that Amito, he's gonna think ice. Welcome to axe Eite,
the place to.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Golf for all the fall one one you need for
all ya what you call intro persponal relations? As he
dig this, Dear Ike, I live in Mississippi, home to
some of the most beautiful Nubian princesses in the world. Unfortunately,
I'm wider than Casper's enter thighs in the winter time.
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How does someone like myself entice such beautiful women without
getting the holy water thrown on me. Signed melanin lover
in Carthage, DMN mail. I have helped a lot of
white boys in my life, but Dee, you is white,
Rice White, Snow white, Jeff Foxworthy white, and you as
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interested in Nubian princesses. When I first of all, see
when you use big words, I don't know. I take
that as a sign of disrespect. See I's been around,
but not around the world was not like that anyway, right,
Jackie wink wank. So I had to look up that word,
and since I didn't know how to specificate it, it
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took some time. Allow me to elucidrate Nubian an inhabitant
of Nubia. Then I had to look up two bore words,
inhabitant and nubia. Well there's two things that live in Nubia,
people and goats. I'm hoping to hell you asking me
about people, because if you've got to thank for goats,
(35:55):
give Bill Angvalla call.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
But next time just saying how do I get a sister?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
That's gonna see it's both a lot of time your
damn big word using cracker. So you wanna be a cocoaholic,
you have come to the right place. Let me preach
on it now. Now, getting a sister is a tricky
prop to position, even if you is a brother. First
of all, you got to uh decidify if you're looking
(36:23):
for a grabbing grouse situation or you looking for something
long terminal. Now I suggest on the one nights all
right optionary see as opposed to a steady thing see.
In a lot of ways, sisters are just like white women,
crazy with one big differentiation femail. If you in a
relationship and cheat on a white girl, oh she gonna
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let the air out of your ties, or say bad
things about your dog, or call and hang up on
your new squeeze. Now, if you cheat on a sister,
she will cut you. Let me repeat that. She will
cut you even if you don't see it. She is strapified.
Sometimes she got a switch play, sometime a straight raiser. Hell,
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I knew one woman carry a butter knife.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
She was the worst. She'd hurt you as bad as
the others. It just took a loan speciality.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
If she is cutting off something, you might want to
keep me. Now, if you want to score points or
just playing score. A good rualification of thumb is to
take them to the trough. All sestas like to eat
a lot, a lot, a lot, not just the big
nlcotta types, but the skinny little ray Dong chong type too.
(37:40):
Tell them you got an unlimited gift card to the
red blobster. And when she finally gets done eating, ha ha,
you is next. Whatever you do, don't ask if she's
a vegetarian. If she wanted vegetables, she date bugs Bunley.
So you think strolling herd of the salabar is gonna
get those boots knocking eight? He will cut you.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
All sisters are beautiful, that.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Chockorriffic complex in them, full lip, that booty.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Somebody give me somebodyce water to spill on my lap.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
And sisters love, love, love it. When you complimenterate their appearance.
You can't see it, but trust me, ha ha, they
is blushing. But that is uh what you call worder
rating signs to look for now. I ain't sure why
it is, but if she got them big fake giant
eyelashes that look like kitchen curtains, she's got psychrolophical problems them.
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Last year so long it got cretits living in there,
and when she starts blinkerating, looks like one of them
what you call ain'tus fly traps gets too stepping personally,
I think ink stinks.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Now, why would you put graffeatle on a holy temple? Baby?
Speaker 4 (38:55):
But this is life in the twentilth first centrifuge, Lots
of sisters have tattooified their body.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
No biggie.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
As long as she got to butterflies or Chinese words,
that's cool. If she got a bunch of names, the
dead people she knows ease on out of their chances
are she is saving a spot for you. And finally,
if she got fingernails, long as the four inches run,
there's only one reason why she.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Got them things. She will cut you.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
The last thing I'll leave you with, Mail is this.
Don't talk over her head. Don't try to guesstimate her
educational level. Just use small, polite words and you'll eventually
figure out if she's high Q or low Q. But
if you go around using words like nubian, she gonna
cut you. So there you go, my brother, Mail a
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one way ticket to sister Hell. You might find a
winner or make a duddy. Just wear something you don't
mind getting bloody. Were good running shoes In case you
got a split, she could scare you so bad you
just might throw mud. But no matter how why she
has treated with class is if you put your boot
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in her booty, she will cut your ass.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
This is ike peace out.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
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Oh look at Patrick run.
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He saw John Boys Anito run. Good morning, you got
the Big Show on the radio. More chance for you
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Mom, All I wanted to do was have a let
us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 9 (40:52):
Why do I have to listen to that John Boy
person and Billy whoever.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
On that noisy Big show button?
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Mom, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio
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for your Thursday, October sixteenth, twenty and twenty five, We're
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I'd like to curl up with a good dictionary, learn
new words, he too.
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Accents. How about learning a new language?
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Where in the hell busa Northerners, welcome on down here,
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And to cool down a drink, you might add some ice.
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I can do to new ming at them. They had
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Yes, uh.
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Oh, let me turn your microphone on. If you're gont
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that way.
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opening Boston. The Tremont Hotel featured one hundred and seventy
luxurious rooms, featuring washbowls in each room, eight bathrooms in
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Well, Martha, it was the first to have indoor plumbing,
as I was so modern. Of course, he hadn't paid
two dollars a day. But it did include four meals.
Oh well, I meet you in the basement of the bathroom.
Didn't say they were good meals. Move up to nineteen
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It is man pill of work, three categories to play
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Upburst.
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Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone.
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Can win, John Boys and really to give the prizes
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This should really be a lot of fun your playing upburst.
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We have shots?
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What do you know?
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What do you do?
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You don't know?
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Now, all right, I just want to make sure Jack
didn't mess us up. So let's say hey to Pocahontas
from Melissa, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Melissa from Pocahonta, Virginia. She believe we got you there, Melissa,
I'm here that girl, all right. PoCA Honta. Nice Pocahonta.
So it is an ass on the end of it, Yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Pocahontas. All right.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I thought for sure after me getting on jagg As,
you would make sure Pocahonta. Is it named after you
know that, uh that congressman that claimed to be all right,
I'm letting the career Virginia Warren.
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That was yeah, cheek bones. You know, I thought I
had a little Indian in me.
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Okay, but anyway, let's I'm sorry, Melissa, you just threw
me all off where you're living there. Let's let's get
you through these three categories and and get that bull
snot to you.
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How about that?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Alrighty?
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Okay? Five seconds? Name three hotels, ready go Hentry in
Holiday Ian Hampton. Well, now give us three Disney characters.
Ready go Nikki, Minnie, goofy big many good.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
For the win.
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Three n b A players, pastor President, Ready to go.
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Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Michael Jordan's.
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I was just holding you up with.
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My Nate ramblings.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Whatnot?
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You got it going on? Turn you back over to Jackie.
Get that prize pack to you.
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Up to Pocahontas, Virginia with numbers on your house. So
hold on, whytim when they go were.
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Taboo and news?
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I would like to get our time.
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Capsule out first thing in the morning on Thursdays. That's
what we'll do.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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Yo, man, what's up?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I was in the Waffa House other night about two
o'clock in the morning. Of course, I mean that's when
most people end up in the Waffa House, you know
what I mean. I mean it's like they got this
thing on the menu says call ahead and your order
will be ready when you arrive. But like nobody ever
plans to go to the waffle house. It just kind
of happens, you know. I Mean, it's not the kind
of thing you think about when you're having like a
big dinner party for somebody's honey. I was thinking about
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having waffle house Kate of that big cotillion we got
coming up. We in the delivery area, Like that sign
they have on the door says we have menus in braille.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You ever think about that? I mean, the only people
in the world that need to see that sign can't
see that sign.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
You know?
Speaker 7 (09:24):
What is it with the coffee in the waffle house?
Who who was the last fresh part of coffee they
breweded this place when they were welcoming home the troops
on V Day. Tastes like some big truck pulls up
pumps it in the big underground tanks like they got
at the gas station. You know, they got it in bulk.
I mean even Elim Clampitt wouldn't drink this stuff, you
know what I mean? Because waffle house is like soul
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food for white people. I mean, white people go in there.
But I think I'm the only black dude ever been
in this one, you know, even know, it's never any
black people at the waffle house except maybe that brother
in the paper hat behind the counter with the bad attitude.
Of course, if I was working at the waffle house,
I might have an attitude.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Too, you know.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
And then there's Bernice. I love her, the three hundred
pounds waitress, saureus always walking in there. You know, she
got that hairdo look like somebody stuck a funnel up
a button, blew up a head. She kept trying to
shoot the breeze with me, so she knew me. Thought
I was somebody named sweetie. I don't know you ever
noticed that. They like, I signed your nickname while you're there.
If you don't have one, they'll let you borrow one
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for a little while. As you're sweety sweety of this
and sweety of that. I mean, I kind of felt
like an outcast in there anyway, because like I was
the only dude in there, didn't know everybody else in
there by name. I guess when like when you hang
out at the waffle house, you people had to stick together,
you know. I mean, I'm sorry to me going in
the waffle house. It's kind of like going in an
adult bookstore or something, and it's like, look, baby, I'm
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embarrassed enough about just being in here. Don't make me
talk to you too. And I think they only got
six people that worked for the entire company at the
waffle house, and they just like move them around from
location to location. Because I was in the other night,
I swear the same waitress waited on me. They waited
on me at the one in Myrtle Beach like three
months ago, you know, because I guess it's kind of
hard to recruit people for the waffle house. And it
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was like, your career got to be in sad shape
if you think the waffle house would be like a
good move for it. Oh but here's the kappit about
the whole trip. I went in this one, I said,
give me two waffles. Bernice looked at me like I
was crachet. She said, we ain't got no waffles. Said huh,
she said, the waffle line been broke for two years.
And I started thinking about it. Yeah, you don't never
see nobody go in the waffle house and actually or
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the waffles. You know, I've never seen that. I was like,
why did they even call it the waffle house? What
was like the runny eggs, burnt hash browns and toxic
coffee house was like too long to fit on the
sign on the front of the building and something y'all
think about it.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I'm out of West John Boy and Dilly. Oh there
you are, darling. I thought you'd never get here morning.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
We'd yell dumb right, good morning, big shows on the radio,
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mere ago.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 11 (12:31):
I don't reckon. There ain't no such thing as a
time machine, but I sure didn't feel like i'd been
in one. Mister Bill Cox tolded me along to something
called the Renaissance Festival. I can tell you about it
if you ought me to. Oh yeah, all right, then,
well sir, For folks that ain't never been to one,
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this Renaissance Festival Shindig is supposed to make you feel
like you're buying your co Colon Wainer and Mary old England.
They did all right, I reckon. They's pretty proud of themselves.
Them tickets was twenty dollars apiece. You can buy an
awful lot of potted meat with twenty dollars. But I
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was game for it. We walked through the gate there
we met some fella they called the court Jester, walking
around jawing at folks. Mister bill Cox says, court Jester
is a fella that the King would hire on to
make him laugh, kind of like having his very own
mister Tim Wilson. He was funny all right. Mister bill
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Cox was saying how food was mute scarce a way
back then, but you'd never know it by looking at
their women. Folks partner as big as Melender. They're showing
a good bit of bosom too. Some folks call them boobies.
I call them. They had them all pushed up right
up under their chins. They's trying to sund like he
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was from England. They wound up sounded like Miss Marcy
in the playoffs. There's all sorts of stuff to do there,
so Old Gal and I could read you fortune by
looking at you. Tea leaves these gypsy dancing girls and
didn't give you a dirty luck if you didn't put
a dollar bill in the drawers. They were doing something
called billy dancing. From the looks of them, they picked
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the right gals. You could even ride an elephant if
and you had a mind too that elephant. He was
a hard worker. He didn't even stop giving rides when
he had to go to toilets. Mister bill Cox said,
you don't see that kind of work ethic, no more
baking it on the toilet. That's where they sortady drawn
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the line on being authentic. They had a pistol of
portage John's. Mister bill Cox said they should have dug
a big old trench out back, set a bushel basket
of leaves and corn husks and critter pounts for cleaning yourself.
I put that in a suggestion box for next year.
(15:05):
We hearing a commotion of going on summers. We went
over to say what it was all about. There are
some feller with his headsticking through a hole. He was
saying hurtful things to folks who was chucking tomateres at him.
He had it coming to he was no count.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Now.
Speaker 11 (15:22):
I never did find out who started it, but neither
side let up on another. Seemed to me they could
have put a stop to it by chucking rocks at
him instead of the maters. I put that in a
suggestion box too. They even had a fellow there he
could put a sword down his throat. Yep, he put
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two or three or four down there, right into his gullet.
I don't reckon. That's satisfied him none. And he took
out a hammer, this big old tenpenny now tapped it
right into his nose. Mister bill Cox said he'd rather
just use his finger. I told him, if he'd ask
him NiFe, maybe let him well sair. We finished the
(16:08):
day up watching something called Jouston. That's where these fellas
called knights, they dress up and these old antique iron
man outfits. Said on a horse trying to run another
fellas through with a big old cane pole. Mister bill
Cox and me sitting the stand there like we were
watching pee wee football.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Good night. He tried to play by.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
The rules, but that bad night he was no count.
He cheated like him wrestler's on TV. He went by
the handle with the Black Knight him and that good night,
Well sir. They couldn't get the job done with them
cane poles, so they took off after one another with swords.
Weren't long before the old black Knights she Nana gets
caught up with him. Good Night, give him one in
(16:52):
the gut, killed him. He had a little squire there,
no bigger than a squirrel. He running around there screaming,
watch kill a black knack furm watch chill, black haired firm.
Good Night didn't like that none. He wasn't gonna do
him in, but he decided just to push him down
(17:12):
in some horse manures.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
The end. More of the story.
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The cookies of discontent, by the heat of the laundromat
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Speaker 1 (18:30):
Like that one, John Boy, you have mornan.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
It's a bish on a radio Thursday, October the sixteenth.
If you haven't a bird day to day, you're sharing
one with Noah Webster. He would have been two hundred
and sixty three years old, who passed away in eighteen
forty three. Noah Webster, Yes, the dictionary author, Noah Webster.
(19:29):
Don't be afraid to learn a new language.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
You can do it.
Speaker 10 (19:34):
When you add two numbers together, you get what a sum?
And where do you go on vacation to the beach?
Now put them together some beach in redneck, that means
an unpleasant individual.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
He's a mean some beach. Hey, redneck is easy, and.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
That's just one of the ways you can learn to
speak Redneck with a new fake your Way through a
foreign language series on audio cassette. In just thirty days,
you can learn to speak Redneck, Georgia, Cracker, Trailer, Trash,
and thirty others Southern Alex the Easy Way call one
eight hundred, I'm a fake. That's one eight hundred, I'm
a fake, And say what.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Send me them tapes you some beach, Good Morning, Big
shows on the radio. Coming up, we play John boyd
jeb Day for Blue Emu Prize pack. Also a tube
of pbcogc Itch Relief Cream Fast Save Itchry Leaf now
vailable without a prescription. Hang on for that. But right now, y'all,
it is Operation Christmas Child season. We're back with Randy Riddles,
(20:29):
Senior director for Operation Christmas Child. Randy oversees the project
in the US and has served in his current role
as Senior Director of Operation Christmas Child for more than
twenty years. He's seen the project grow from thousands of
shoebox gifts collected in the US to a goal of
twelve point six million globally. Wow, I know man here
(20:50):
on the Big Show, which is blessed to be able
to be a part of this. We've been encouraging listeners
to pack a shoebox and reached children for over twenty years.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
And here it is. Merry Christmas, Randy Riddle.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Now, don't get mad at us for talking about Christmas
so early. Merry Christmas to you guys.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Marry Christmas to you, yeah, ma'am, because you know there's
a lot to do. Twelve point six million think about that.
Twelve point six million children can hear the gospel of
Jesus Christ and accounts you just knew one or two boxes.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
That's one or two kids. I mean, you got to
look at it like that, right, Ray, you have to
look at it.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
The individual child receiving the shoebox gift will also hear
about a God who loves them and wants a relationship
with them through his son Jesus Christ. And we start
talking about Operation Christmas Child so early because it takes
a lot of effort, a lot of people, a lot
of big show listeners to pull together such an effort.
(21:49):
This movement of God really to reach more than twelve
million children living in more than one hundred and ten
countries around the world. It starts with big show listeners.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
So if you could just maybe some new listeners hearing
about Franklin Graham your organization for the first time an
Operation Christmas Job probably seen on the ground when disaster happens.
You guys are usually the first on the scene like that.
And notice even Billy Graham's rapid relief relief team because
of that bomb explosion in Tennessee's. Yeah, just so much
(22:23):
stuff happening these days. But Operation Christmas Job, this is
something we look forward to every year.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Buddy, Well, thank you so much, and we're deeply grateful
for big sure listeners. Operation Christmas Child, of course, is
a project of Samaritan's Purse. Samaritan's Purse is an evangelical
relief organization headed by Franklin Graham. He's our president, and
as you said, wherever there's a disaster, whether that's man
(22:49):
made or natural disaster, we want to be there to
help people, helping in Jesus' name in every effort. Many
of your listeners responded to our relief work with Her
King Helene last year, and as you mentioned, we've got
counselors on the ground with our partner, Billy Graham Evangelistic
Association in Tennessee around this horrific explosion. Operation Christmas Child
(23:12):
is an annual event with Samaritan's Purse, one of our
largest programs where we reach children each year with a
simple Christmas gift inside shoeboxes. So we're asking your listeners
to go to the back of their closet, find an
empty shoebox. You want to fill it with simple items
like hygiene items, school supplies, and we like to call
(23:34):
it a wow item, some kind of toy that's just
gonna wow this kid, and a personalized letter and a photograph.
Samarda's Purse will do the rest. We're asking for a
ten dollars contribution with your shoebox gift that's going to
fuel it all the way to the child and include
the opportunity for each one of these children to hear
(23:55):
about the love of God through his son Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
And we talked about National Collection Week is November the
seventeenth through the twenty fourth, so we're just about a
month away and you've got the website as a good
place for our listeners to go Samaritanspurse dot org slash
occ and that will give you all the information there
as well right, Randy.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
That's exactly right. November seventeenth through twenty four, five thousand
churches across the United States will open up their doors
for the week for Big Show listeners to deliver their
shoebox gift. This is a way that any Big Show
listener can get involved and reach a child living a
world of way. Most of these children living in second
(24:40):
and third world countries around the world, many who have
never heard about God's Son, Jesus Christ, and we want
to be there to tell them that they are loved,
they are not forgotten, and Big Show listeners are always
annually a big part of our effort.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
All right, Well, time to get going, y'all, and we
will have on the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You can click on the link, it'll take you right there.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
And some aridispurs Operator Christmas Child, also the John Boy
and Billy Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Anyway you can get the judge with us. You will
have it right there.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
So it's time to get some action, Randy, And we're
looking forward to h to a meeting the special guests
who got lined up this year. Always exciting when we
talk to a kid who received a shoebox a gift
I understand you got somebody out of Rwanda gift.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
We do. We have children now living in the United
States that once received shoebox gifts. These guys are now adults.
They can no one can tell the story about what
the Gospel has done through a shoebox gift like a
child that received one. And this one is very special
to us for sure.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
That's it, all right, Randy. We'll talk to you next week, buddy.
Time to get going. Merry Christmas, my.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Boy, Mary, Christmas one month away till National Collection Week.
Thank you guys, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
God bless you. My boy.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
There it is all right, So click on Operation of
Christmas Child link at the Big Show dot com, oh,
the John Bobilly Facebook page and get going. All right, Well,
let's play some John Boy Jeopardy here for that big
old blue EMU prize package. Let's see jump right in here.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Let's just do it here.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
We found out about a flat universe yesterday Today's John
boyd Jeopardy. When Milton Bradley first introduced this game in
nineteen sixty six, it was banned for most retailers for
being vulgar and inappropriate for children. One reviewer even called
it sex.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
In a box? What Yes, what is the game of
Titdley wings Ti. It sounds like it could be what
you all got?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
What eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
We played John Boyd Jeopardy Next, Good Morning, this will
(27:12):
make show on the radio.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
We'll to do you.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Thursday, October sixteenth. Visure tracked from the Big Show bit box.
Mister Rubarb's news nuggets from March twenty eighteen. What a
month for nuggets? He word twenty eighteen at a bit
box at the Bigshow dot com.
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Right now, let's buy yales live across America.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's John Boy, Jeffery and now your host. He got
an email with the subject knock knock, but it was
no joke.
Speaker 9 (27:41):
It turns out it was from a Jehovah's witness who
is working from home.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
He's John Boy. Ay, you get matters. Let's say hey
to Eric out a Dole, Indiana. Good morning, Eric Morton, John.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Boy, I we're doing the sale, not thold ely.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
I'm trying to read Jackie's right.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Looked like she was in a hurry fairs right, I
know what you're doing list and we were talking pineapples
earlier this morning.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Oh look out, okay, that but all right, we'll good.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Eric, glad you're in here, buddy. You got the first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy will win. Milton Bradley first
introduced this game in nineteen sixty six. It was banned
from Osh retailers for being vulgar inappropriate for children. One
reviewer even called it sex in a box?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
What could it be?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Eric, Well, I'm just gonna take a guess, after maybe
seeing a few of these games in my twenties there
under the influence of alcohol, I'm gonna say twister. Twister
a game under the influence of alcohol, you could hurt yourself.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Well, let's see, is it twister? Will you nailed her?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
There?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I'm missing. You did your twins as well. But sex
in a Box?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I was doing it wrong, as we always talk about
that with Johnny cars Who did he have playing Twister
on the Delight.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Show of the Kobor Sisters. Okay, that's right, and then
like they debut it there or something that idea. Well,
they played it live on the air and that really
saved the game. You got Ja Jahabor playing twister. You
don't want one of them? There you go all right, Hey,
we're good. Work on. You're in there.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Eric, you got a big old blue EMU prize pack
headed to your place. We'll turn you back over to Jackie.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Good luck.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
All right, appreciate and give a shout out, of course
you can.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, my buddies Chad, Jean and Jeff over.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
There around the Taylorsville area.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Well there you go. Appreciate you y'all boys listening to
the big show.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Bottom of the hour on top of your news ride.
We had not a good old Halloween's home holding.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
The Junior Nation Band. They excel around this time.
Speaker 11 (29:50):
Of the year.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Good morning, it's a big shaw on the radio in
the Junior Nation Band with another sound.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Of the season.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Ladies and gentlemen, the Junior Nation Band would like to
share a special sound.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Of the season. And when I save the season, I
mean the go to hell season known as Halloween.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
And nowhere does it go to hell faster or harder
than Cassidy Double Wide World, Headquarters of the Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
This is another one based on all our experiences.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
And it goes exactly like this.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
These nerve wrecking youngins live.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
And then the trailer park.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Are about to make me.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Lose my mind. Halloween night they dress up and back
for candy with troubles more what they got in mind?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
They used to beat cuter in.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Their little costumes back before they turn fifteen. Now there's
underage drinking and you can't tell what they're thinking. It's
a trailer park Pleoween, trailer park, Halloways, trailer park Palowas
(31:45):
with all this randalism, they just mind end up in prison.
Trailer park pal Aways. Now the irony of the Junior
Nation man complaining about somebody running around wild and Trump
is not lost on us.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
However, that does not.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Mean these kids ain't wild.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
We're drunk, which they are.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
They make a lot of noise, raise a lot of.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Ruckuses, giving folks qriet.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
There when they picked the wrong guy, he runs out.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
The door to chase them and kicks them in the dairy.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Are they like the pull of caper with the roll
of toilet paper making feed down? Right?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Mean they're crewising for some trouble and we're about the
bustard bubble on.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
The trailer park Halways, trailer Park hal Aways, trailer park
Helo weeds too old.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
For trick or treating.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Some of them could use a beating trailer park hel Aways.
It's a trailer park hell Aways. Trailer park hall Aways.
Read all this, Fando, Lissam.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
They just might end up in prison trailer park pal Aways.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
And there you have it, our cautionary tail of the
season for all the pumpkinheads in the audience. Y'all act
like you got some smarts. I have a safe and
handy Halloween, and quit running my life.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio for your Thursday morning.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
It's time to axe Yo. What's up?
Speaker 4 (34:04):
Welcome to Axite, Patrick, I'm sorry, Jack, I'm sorry, Teddy.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
You gotta take a picture of their feet.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
He got a foot thing going on.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Now.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
You know what's gonna be bad When he starts taking
pictures of John Boy he gets imposed.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Up that Amito, he's gonna think ice. Welcome to axe Eite,
the place to.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Golf for all the fall one one you need for
all ya what you call intro persponal relations? As he
dig this, Dear Ike, I live in Mississippi, home to
some of the most beautiful Nubian princesses in the world. Unfortunately,
I'm wider than Casper's enter thighs in the winter time.
(34:47):
How does someone like myself entice such beautiful women without
getting the holy water thrown on me. Signed melanin lover
in Carthage, DMN mail. I have helped a lot of
white boys in my life, but Dee, you is white,
Rice White, Snow white, Jeff Foxworthy white, and you as
(35:11):
interested in Nubian princesses. When I first of all, see
when you use big words, I don't know. I take
that as a sign of disrespect. See I's been around,
but not around the world was not like that anyway, right,
Jackie wink wank. So I had to look up that word,
and since I didn't know how to specificate it, it
(35:32):
took some time. Allow me to elucidrate Nubian an inhabitant
of Nubia. Then I had to look up two bore words,
inhabitant and nubia. Well there's two things that live in Nubia,
people and goats. I'm hoping to hell you asking me
about people, because if you've got to thank for goats,
(35:55):
give Bill Angvalla call.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
But next time just saying how do I get a sister?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
That's gonna see it's both a lot of time your
damn big word using cracker. So you wanna be a cocoaholic,
you have come to the right place. Let me preach
on it now. Now, getting a sister is a tricky
prop to position, even if you is a brother. First
of all, you got to uh decidify if you're looking
(36:23):
for a grabbing grouse situation or you looking for something
long terminal. Now I suggest on the one nights all
right optionary see as opposed to a steady thing see.
In a lot of ways, sisters are just like white women,
crazy with one big differentiation femail. If you in a
relationship and cheat on a white girl, oh she gonna
(36:45):
let the air out of your ties, or say bad
things about your dog, or call and hang up on
your new squeeze. Now, if you cheat on a sister,
she will cut you. Let me repeat that. She will
cut you even if you don't see it. She is strapified.
Sometimes she got a switch play, sometime a straight raiser. Hell,
(37:09):
I knew one woman carry a butter knife.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
She was the worst. She'd hurt you as bad as
the others. It just took a loan speciality.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
If she is cutting off something, you might want to
keep me. Now, if you want to score points or
just playing score. A good rualification of thumb is to
take them to the trough. All sestas like to eat
a lot, a lot, a lot, not just the big
nlcotta types, but the skinny little ray Dong chong type too.
(37:40):
Tell them you got an unlimited gift card to the
red blobster. And when she finally gets done eating, ha ha,
you is next. Whatever you do, don't ask if she's
a vegetarian. If she wanted vegetables, she date bugs Bunley.
So you think strolling herd of the salabar is gonna
get those boots knocking eight? He will cut you.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
All sisters are beautiful, that.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Chockorriffic complex in them, full lip, that booty.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Somebody give me somebodyce water to spill on my lap.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
And sisters love, love, love it. When you complimenterate their appearance.
You can't see it, but trust me, ha ha, they
is blushing. But that is uh what you call worder
rating signs to look for now. I ain't sure why
it is, but if she got them big fake giant
eyelashes that look like kitchen curtains, she's got psychrolophical problems them.
(38:39):
Last year so long it got cretits living in there,
and when she starts blinkerating, looks like one of them
what you call ain'tus fly traps gets too stepping personally,
I think ink stinks.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Now, why would you put graffeatle on a holy temple? Baby?
Speaker 4 (38:55):
But this is life in the twentilth first centrifuge, Lots
of sisters have tattooified their body.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
No biggie.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
As long as she got to butterflies or Chinese words,
that's cool. If she got a bunch of names, the
dead people she knows ease on out of their chances
are she is saving a spot for you. And finally,
if she got fingernails, long as the four inches run,
there's only one reason why she.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Got them things. She will cut you.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
The last thing I'll leave you with, Mail is this.
Don't talk over her head. Don't try to guesstimate her
educational level. Just use small, polite words and you'll eventually
figure out if she's high Q or low Q. But
if you go around using words like nubian, she gonna
cut you. So there you go, my brother, Mail a
(39:48):
one way ticket to sister Hell. You might find a
winner or make a duddy. Just wear something you don't
mind getting bloody. Were good running shoes In case you
got a split, she could scare you so bad you
just might throw mud. But no matter how why she
has treated with class is if you put your boot
(40:08):
in her booty, she will cut your ass.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
This is ike peace out.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
If you want a Axey like mail to ix Big
Show peel box one nine one Charlotte didn't see two
eight two one nine or email anybody but me at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Oh look at Patrick run.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
He saw John Boys Anito run. Good morning, you got
the Big Show on the radio. More chance for you
to win coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Mom, All I wanted to do was have a let
us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 9 (40:52):
Why do I have to listen to that John Boy
person and Billy whoever.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
On that noisy Big show button?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Mom, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio
(41:36):
for your Thursday, October sixteenth, twenty and twenty five, We're
down you earlier, celebrating these birthday of Dictionary author Noah Webster,
I'd like to curl up with a good dictionary, learn
new words, he too.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Accents. How about learning a new language?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Where in the hell busa Northerners, welcome on down here,
speak our language.
Speaker 10 (42:08):
The world famous country comedy show was named he Haw
And to cool down a drink, you might add some ice.
Now put them together haw ice. In Redneck, that means
to hurry to do something.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Hey, I'm gonna be late. I better haul ice. Hey,
redneck is easy.
Speaker 10 (42:24):
And that's just one of the ways you can learn
to speak Redneck with a new fake your way through
a foreign language series on audio cassette called one eight
hundred I'm a fake. That's one eight hundred, I'm a fake,
And say what.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Send me in mare tapes. And if you see the mailman,
tell that some beach to hawll ice.
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