August 22, 2024 • 46 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Comedian Dusty Slay checks in from his current tour.. - Hoyt and the Jr. Nation Band perform “Infield Idiots” as they head for Daytona.. - We’ll spend some quality Storytime with Carl Childers as he relates the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.. - PRN’s Doug Rice previews this week’s race in Daytona.. - We’ll watch a trailer for a failed Spiderman movie starring Elvis Presley.. - and The Mayor of Dismal Seepage competes with DNC convention..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got the big show on already, all
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Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they
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make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids.
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That's where the comet hits.
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Talking to to do coming at him? Greet your Thursday,
August twenty and second, twenty and twenty four. Everybody look good.
We are all thankful for jobs. We ain't gonna go
on and bother people and always up and get you going.
Okay there, let's see what national days might want to
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celebrate National Bio Day, all right, Scott Bio. Oh it's bail,
I mispronouncers got bail you and I always thought that
Chauchi was way far better actor than Joni. Of course,
when Jonie loved Chauchi following happy Days. That was what
he spent off. You'll remember that, I do.
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on your nerves.
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Huh. So let's say what you're supposed to do. You're
supposed to eat an ancient Chinese steamed bun. Wait a minute,
this isn't bay a. Oh yeah, those ways spelled bio.
That is an ancient Chinese steamed bun.
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There could Have you ever had a pork belly bunu?
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I have pork belly, but.
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Have you had it on that bun?
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Oh?
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It's a it's it's a fluffy spongy and it's steam,
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Of fluffy sponge.
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It's kind of tacky. I wouldn't say tacky. It feels wet,
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You've described everything. I'll just eat my way down there.
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I'll have to get you something.
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Is a National Tooth Fairy Day. We're all familiar with
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Yes?
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On collegious Yes, And that is a surgeon who specializes
an abolishing cancer.
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There you go.
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It is.
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How about this, He went to go like twenty minutes
where I was born.
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Oh lord, I thought you were going to stop there
she went minutes.
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But it's so true.
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I mean, you know, I'm glad there's people that have
the capacity to look inside bodies and do that. You know,
I can hardly stand when I see somebody with a
bad cut.
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That is awesome. So using your talents and in brains.
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All right.
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We had a pecan pile of some sort of pekan time.
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We're doing all right, man. We stuck up here in uptown,
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Yeah.
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I'm eighteen years old. I've been listening since twenty fourteen.
I mostly started listening when my buddy Crup well, my
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Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning, it's a big
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show on the radio, and man, we gotta trade abashm
Early morning comedian Dusty Slave, Big show listener and now
very popular comedian. It's gonna be joining us. He's got
Netflix one hour comedy special, is gonna be playing at
Charlotte this weekend. He's gonna go down to Myrtle Beach.
(15:44):
She would have got playing down there on this Sunday.
Dusty Slave twenty minutes. Well, I thought we might make
it through the summer without seeing them. But like they say,
but I didn't have bad luck.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
God have no luck at all.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
So here he is the artist formerly known as that
stro nerd. Joke Nerd, way to sell the sizzle.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
They're shaky.
Speaker 10 (16:06):
Hey, I've decided to cater this set especially for your audience. Really, yeah,
I'm using small words.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
This show is gonna be like that.
Speaker 10 (16:15):
Yeah, it's about time somebody sorted out these rudes.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Okays your funeral disclaimer. The Big Show does not subscribe
or endorse our presenter's material. Ladies and gentlemen, joke Nerd,
Hey man, what a great crowd. I love the redneck
food in the South. It's the first time I ever
had possum. You know how many rednecks it takes to
eat possum too, one to eat it and the other
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one to watch for traffic. I was talking to this
redneck farmer the other day. I said, hey, man, you
know there's lots of folks who think you all redneck
farmers get it on with all kinds of animals, cows, goats, pigs, chickens.
The farmer cut me off the chickens.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
What kind of weirdo gets it on with a chicken.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
AnyWho?
Speaker 10 (17:11):
To be fair, not all rednecks are dumb. The brain
trust at the University of Gastonia has found another use
for sheep wool. That's too I knew a redneck who
swung both ways. It's true he had both sheep and goats.
(17:34):
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep
under each arm?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
A pamp? I think we've had an up with the
livestock Jones.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
That's what the sheep said.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Moving on, Hey, john boy, remember that time that friend
of yours stole that cow and he made it with
the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. I
got a few more me Hey, there's lots of rednecks
in the arts too. Did you see the Redneck Star Wars?
It is with the line Luke, I am your father
(18:09):
and your uncle. I was reading an article about the
poorest person in West Virginia. His name is the tooth Fairy.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
These jokes are kind of cruel.
Speaker 10 (18:21):
They'll only get mad if someone explains it to him.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You know, how is a what you call redneck? Well
maybe they are and they just don't know it.
Speaker 10 (18:29):
You know, you might be a redneck if taking your
wife on a cruise that's circling the Walmart parking lot,
or if your Halloween pumpkin's got more teeth than your girlfriend,
you hang up the missiletoe and wait.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
For your sister to walk by.
Speaker 10 (18:49):
That's the applause I wanted on the puppy shell line.
If you ever mowed your lawn and found a car,
if your parent knows the phrase open up police, if
you've been on TV more than three times describing the
sound of a tornado, you could possibly be a redneck.
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Seeing a sign that says say no to crack reminds
you to pull your prants hand pants up. We can
go back and fix that. In post can't we rent?
The UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
Bigfoot's friends don't believe you exist when you walk the dog.
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You both use the same tree. Jawn Boy, our biker's
afraid of your mom? Redneck if you've ever been on
the radio for more than four decades and your legacy
is just checking to see if you're listening, red neet,
Now I've got some material on endbreeding. Get it straight, fire, Yo, you.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Are definitely out of time.
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All right, you dude? Did it?
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I think?
Speaker 10 (20:00):
Goodbye in your native language, Dude that thank you for
that one.
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Jackie, it's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Good day.
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Hey, what's this wife for? Good born man? There's a
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Right there.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
So yeah, that's at the Bigshow dot com. We will
give it away tomorrow. Entering the final hour of the
Big Show, all right, I wondered a little palate cleanser
after Astronerds comedic sit Yeah, when Dusty Slay is coming
over here.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
A little stronger.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, this government is that's next. Big Show rolls on.
Good Morning, I got the Big Show on the radio.
Hang on, big shoe buddy, Dusty gonna join us just
a second. Let me tell you the price back you
can win if you play John Boy Jebary, get the
correct answer, hat, t shirt, tumbler and a twenty five
dollars gas card from law Tigers Motorcycle Lawyers said ride
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that will register you. I got it to win that
one of the a cond Big Show Motorcycle at Low Tigers. No, no, no,
we got our own website for it. I'm sorry, I'm on.
I got Dusty on. Hold, I'm so excited. Big Show
Bike dot Com is the website. Why don't I just
bring Dusty in while I'm trying to explain. Hey, Dusty,
(22:51):
are you there? Buddy? All right, I'm here.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
I'll got to be here.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Okay, good buddy, good. Big Show Bike dot Com. You
can look that up too. We've seen registered to win
our custom motorcycle. Buddy, I'd love a custom motorcycle. Awesome. Well, man,
we got you on the Big Show not to talk
about our wonderful motorcycle, but celebrating your debut one hour
Netflix stand up special, Working Man. If you hadn't seen it,
(23:17):
we urge our listeners to go check it out. In
good news our hometown of Charlotte, North Carolina, Dusty is
playing the Night Theater this Saturday night, and then he
gonna run on down to Myrtle Beach at the Greg
Rolls Legacy Theater play Myrtle Beach on Sunday. All right, Dusty,
I feel like my job is done. Buddy. Welcome.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Well, I'm so pumped.
Speaker 14 (23:40):
You know you've been my favorite radio session since childhood.
Shout out to all my people in Opalac, Alabama. And
but you know, Charlotte is where I got started in comedy.
I mean really, they gave me my first club dates
and I haven't been there in a long time. I
pumped about it. I used to sell pesticides in Myrtle
Beach and uh, I blocked out a couple of times.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
In the mittle Beach.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Who hasn't I know?
Speaker 14 (24:06):
All right, And I'm pumped to go back and try
to remember some of it. But I but you know,
I got I got a whole hour on Netflix, and
then if you come see my show, it's a whole
new hour. So I'm still I call my special working man.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
But I never I didn't even talk about.
Speaker 13 (24:25):
All the jobs I had, And uh, I got.
Speaker 14 (24:27):
All new uh you know, blocking out jokes. I got
new jokes about throwing up in my car.
Speaker 10 (24:33):
Man.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
It's great, That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So you know, we know, you know, growing up in
a trailer park wasn't a fun community for you, Dusty.
I mean, of course, you know you've got a lot
of humor out of it, but just overall your childhood.
Speaker 10 (24:49):
Well it was great.
Speaker 14 (24:50):
You know, it was a good community. We had the
trailer with We had like one of the only phones
in the trailer park, I think, so people would come
over and use our phone, and it's one of those
long corded phones, you know. So people are like outside
in the yard on the phone, man.
Speaker 10 (25:06):
Like they're borrowing.
Speaker 14 (25:07):
They're borrowing our phone, but they still want some privacy,
you know what.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I'm listen to their conversation. You've got the loan, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeah, I'd like to step Could you close the door please?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
You know, well that was a big deal for for
me in Graham, North Carolina, when we got one of
the long cords at the kitchen, you could walk to
the to the den, you know.
Speaker 13 (25:33):
And that's right.
Speaker 14 (25:33):
But yeah, yeah, and if you're in a trailer, I
mean you walk the whole trailer with it, you know.
And then what eventually my dad got a bag phone
in the truck.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
You remember those bags.
Speaker 14 (25:48):
Yeah, yeah, you make a call just to say, hey,
cost you forty bucks.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Through the same stuff you did just a little earlier.
I'm just a little older than you. But and here
you are, man being can we claim you as a
big show kid? You know, we got somewhere very proud
of the cords, you know, Stephen Curry, Jackie's nephew. He's
a pretty good basketball player. Yeah, yeah, sound like that.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Yeah, I'd like to be I'd like to be in
that class.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
Yeah, Like, if I do comedy like he plays basketball,
I'll take him.
Speaker 15 (26:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
And two, and we had old budd Killer Bees talking
to him, and he was tackled about going to the
Grand Old Opry for he's keeping count twenty fifth time.
And Dusty, you have been on dozens of times and
you were the youngest ever median on the Grand Old
Opry stage. I wish I knew that before I could
kill her. Yeah, that's awesome, buddy.
Speaker 14 (26:46):
Well, you know, I don't want to I'm not trying
to one up Killer Bees out here.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I love that guy, but you know I've done it.
I've done it pretty.
Speaker 14 (26:52):
Close to forty times, so I'm not trying to one
up him.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
He's a legend. He's a legend out here.
Speaker 13 (26:58):
But I'm just saying, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Don't worry, we will use that. Yeah, yeah, okay, that
we have fun with you.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Yeah, hear what we'll say about you?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yes, awesome, y'all. Well, I know you picture in Dusty
Sligh in your head right now. It's got that truck
or hat, long hair, mustache, flannel shirt. Are you still
looking the same? Are you cleaned up any Dusty?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I still look the same. I don't think I'm allowed
to clean it up at this point.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I will do not good. That's what I was hoping,
all right.
Speaker 14 (27:29):
But speaking of clean, if you don't mind, I do
like to tell people the show's relatively clean. You come
see me, bring your parents, bring your kids.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
It's a good time.
Speaker 14 (27:37):
Not small kids, but bring adult kids.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Right right. That's also that's what we love about you too, Dusty.
This Saturday, Charlotte, North Carolina, the Night Theater, the Night
Shift Tour, and then Myrtle Beach on Sunday. Uh, make
some memories that Dusty will remember in Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 15 (27:55):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Yeah, that's what I need memories to remember, you know.
Speaker 14 (27:58):
And I'm also going to be in making George, North Charleston, Knoxville,
all coming up, all areas you're.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
In an awesome of course. Yeah, we're ruling in Knoxville.
And that's where your Netflix special working Man was filmed.
Was it the bee right in there?
Speaker 13 (28:13):
Yeah, the Beju the beesu. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Well, check Dusty out on Netflix as well and get
him when it comes to your town. Thank you, Dusty,
Dusty Sleigh dot com by the way, love you buddy,
be careful out you too.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 14 (28:23):
I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
All right, my boy? All right, then, well let's play
our John boyd jeopardy game. It's a good man right.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
There, Like that was rich you saying, have you cleaned up?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
All right? Well, let's review yesterday as John Boy jeopardy.
Rock legend Phil Collins is obsessed with the Battle of
the Alamo. In fact, he owns one of the world's
most extensive collections of Alamo memorabilia. One of his most
price possessing possessions is the musket ball sacked once owned
by this famous frontiersman. Yes, Yes day, Davy Crockhead suspense
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looking at yes all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy weird.
According to a book published in eighteen sixty nine, wood
and coal were so scarce in Egypt during the late
nineteenth century.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
How scarce was it?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Well, many ancient Egyptian tombs were robbed and these were
used as make shift fuel for locomotives.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
What are hord pockets?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
No, you are going to be right?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
One of these days one eight hundred, Big Shaw you
told Free Line, Come on and play John Boy Jeopardy Next.
(30:03):
Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio world.
To do you Thursday. Today's feature track from the Big
Show bit Box The Mayor of Dismal Seepage. Political Convention
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It's John Boy, Jeffy and now your host.
Speaker 9 (30:33):
He believes being a politician is sort of like being
a t ball coach. You gotta know him just enough
to understand the game, but be dumb enough to think
it matters.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
That.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Hey, Jimmy Outawa, Tumka, Alabama. Good morning, Jimmy. Hey, how
you doing that? Hey we doing good. Jimmy at Alabama
coming in hot. Good morning. Well Jimmy, you got the
first shot at it. Here we go. We're saying weird.
But according to a book published in eighteen sixty nine,
(31:08):
wood and coal were so scarce in Egypt during the
late nineteenth century that many ancient Egyptian tombs were robbed.
These were used as makeshift fuel for locomotives. What are
you thinking, Jimmy, Man, I'll tell you what. I was
born at a very early ape, but not that early.
(31:28):
How about how about whale oil oil? You say fish oil,
them tombs, Well, let's see, they're very fish.
Speaker 9 (31:41):
Well, you know, whales are usually in the ocean, Wales,
this tombs here.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
In the Jimmy, Jimmy was born in the early age, man, Jimmy,
we appreciate you playing buddy.
Speaker 18 (31:58):
Try again time, Hey, can I get Can I.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yes? Yes, sir?
Speaker 13 (32:04):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Democrats, Hey, stopped trying to do your best to make
things worse. Man, It's hard.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
To let hurt already.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
They definitely doing their best make things worse. But anyway,
God bless you all best America. Hanging here, guys, all right,
thank you, Boddy. We appreciate you. Down with Tom all right,
then let's go to Chris. Oh, he's over in Bryant, Alabama.
Good morning, Chris, Hey, Boddy, So, uh, Jimmy thought it
might be Wales that would rob out of the Egyptian too,
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heard that, But what do you think in there, Chris?
You say the mommies. Well, let's say, let's say, whatever
do you mean down?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Maybe you ought to read the footnote on this question.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh okay, So the book was Mark twentys, The Innocence Abroad,
and the story was intended as a joke. What Nevertheless,
Twain's made up fact is still cited as the truth
by many news organizations worldwide.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I found many instances of it.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
That's there about internet, And here you go perpetuating that
same license.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I just said, according to a book.
Speaker 13 (33:24):
Yeah you did it all right.
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Well, kind of a shock ending there, Chris Buddy working
out for you, buddy, Big Old load, Tiger's motorcycle name
and the hat fire, Big show Bike.
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Appreciate it, man, that's awesome.
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Good dear buddy, hang on.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
First time, car Oh goy, hit it.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Alright about about the hour, tell me your news, ben Hood.
The boys in Daytona Hall week getting ready for the
races Saturday.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
We go.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Hear from the boys right after the there's a letter
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from Hoyt Hey perverts. What the Junior Nation band is
in Daytona for the week. We got all kinds of
gigs lined up. Just last night we played a bonfire
outside turned two. Well, now, if you're running around the infield,
keep an eye out for us. This year's Diddy is
a tribute to our dirty fingernails friends in the infield
at Daytona and wherever fine races are run, y'all keep
(34:59):
them straight of our hoy. That's it.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
We'd like to send a shout out to our friends,
the infield idiots, folks we meet in fields racetracks across America,
coming all shapes and sizes, young and old, big and tall,
drunk and very drunk. Listen goes out to all of
y'all camping in infield inside the speedway, waiting further race
(35:35):
to begin.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Here to watch them.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Run through the gears, drink us some beers and make
us some noise.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Me and the boars.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
Will get right to night. You know, maybe it's me,
but one of us is a little off.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
And when I say maybe it's.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
Me, I don't mean it's me. All right, here we are. Well,
we met a big boy from Rocky and Ham. He
had a jug of shine and some really good country ham.
(36:28):
Hitch up his britches cause its.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Time to cham ouie ooee.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
And there's some wild gown from Colking. No, no, they're tattooed
up and they're putting on vida shoulder.
Speaker 18 (36:43):
That little red he is looking good to go to
me ooh wee because race week and the tricks to beef,
we got bus higher, but we.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Don't even care come to rock and roll, rop the ragging.
Let's go, Whoa, we'll be there. The money's still off.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
In my new World heartshirt.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
I'm preparing to flirt with a q ted.
Speaker 19 (37:22):
Cause she's here with a fella who strikes me as
just a tad fruit tad. It's my duty to follow
this beauty wherever she goes.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Talk her out of her clothes.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
And then tain't sure right square on her bouta.
Speaker 13 (37:41):
Bot bot.
Speaker 7 (37:46):
Y'all remember her. Wow, the Junior Nation standing proud and
tall might be the year that we finally win it all.
Speaker 8 (37:59):
As in it they got a tie and gnaw for me.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
Because it's race week and we're fixing the peak. We
got bushired, but we don't even care time to rock
and roll, rap the ragon. Let's go, We'll be there, but.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
We ain't near you.
Speaker 8 (38:26):
You're gonna keep working on it.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Race week and we're fixing the peak.
Speaker 13 (38:30):
We got bushired.
Speaker 18 (38:33):
We don't even.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
Care time to rock and roll, rap, the ragon Let's
go calls.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
It's race week.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
And I'm feeling weak. I'm just a tad green if
you know what I mean. I'm about to fass out. Everybody,
look out and go to be sick heart.
Speaker 13 (38:54):
Wait up and turn time.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. About twenty minutes,
All Things Nascar on Track with Doug Rice. Gonna have
us a Saturday night raising Daytona this weekend, all right,
well right.
Speaker 20 (39:37):
Now and now it's storytime with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 15 (39:48):
I hear some young uns talking about a story I
kindly liked. It's got creditors in it. I reckon, everybody
likes your creditor got a girl in it. Two If
and you like that sort of thing, I can tell
you about it if you.
Speaker 13 (40:03):
Want me too. I got him in there. Watched upon
a time.
Speaker 15 (40:11):
There's these three bears. A mama a daddy had a
little young and he was only a cub. He was
spoiled a good bit. They lived out in the wood's arm.
They didn't live in a cave and sleep in a
whole cover of quilts like old Yogi and Booboo. They
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had them a cottage. Some folks calls it a cabin.
I called her a cottage.
Speaker 13 (40:37):
They doing all right. I reckon one morning Mama Bear.
There she made up a big old pot old meal.
They all building up to the table.
Speaker 15 (40:46):
There he's about to dig in with that old meal
to dang hot had a little bear wanted to go
play his video games, but Daddy Bear said, no, let's
go off Summer's let her cool down a mite.
Speaker 13 (40:59):
So they went off. Not in another part of the forest.
There's this girl.
Speaker 15 (41:05):
I think they said her name was Goldie Hawn a
long time ago. She is a pretty little thing, no
beer and a squirrel. Now she'd kindly old and give out,
well sir, that goldiehorn gal. She got in a fight
with her boyfriend. She wandered off Somemmers into the woods.
(41:25):
She found a bear's house, the doors wide open. I
reckon sole the breeze and cool off fat oatmeal.
Speaker 13 (41:33):
Well sir. She was a mite hungry.
Speaker 15 (41:36):
From all that man walking she's doing, so she thought
she'd help herself to some.
Speaker 13 (41:41):
Of that breakfast.
Speaker 15 (41:42):
She tried to Daddy Mary's bowl and then too dang haunt,
Mama's bowl air was too cold, Dad little fan Baby
Bear's old meal.
Speaker 13 (41:51):
He'd just right, so she wolf fan down.
Speaker 15 (41:55):
She wore out from her trip, so she feared she'd
take a load off one of them chair the living
room there, maybe watching little TV. Daddy's chair is too big,
Mama's chairs too dang hard, but a little bear's chair
just right.
Speaker 13 (42:11):
I reckon. That feedback she tied on.
Speaker 15 (42:12):
Must have pushed her over the ends because she plumped
squarsh that chair tomits well, sir, She reckoned. She had
to get some resk, so she went nosing around upstairs,
found some beds.
Speaker 13 (42:24):
She tried.
Speaker 15 (42:25):
Daddy bears, he's too soft. Mama's bed kindly lumpy. That
little boy bear, she got his bed it just right,
So she laid down there and gets me shut eye
while she is sleeping. Them bears come home. See someone
been into their old meal. That little fat bear boy,
he plumb had a conniption seeing his is all gone.
(42:48):
He said, what's emmeal firm? What's em'meal firm? They start
checking out the place, see that someone been sitting in
their chairs. Little fat bear boy bust out cry and
see in his video game playing chairs busted the pieces well,
So they went upstairs, seeing them beds messed up and.
Speaker 13 (43:08):
There was an old goldie hon still sleeping in that
little bear to bed. Little bear was in.
Speaker 15 (43:13):
A bad way. He'd just seen red. He's feeling like
she would just have to get him. He went over
Pope tatnter, saying, watch you sleeping in my bed, fur.
Watch you sleeping in my bed fur. She jumped up, screaming,
trying to run, but that baby bear is just too
fast for took his big old Paul knocked her to
(43:35):
the ground. All them bears circled around her, played with
her like a cat playing with a mouse. She started screaming.
That set little fat baby Bear over the edge. He
went for a throat, killed her, but I reckon it
was a happy end. And moral of the story. It's
(43:59):
all right to visit oaks, but if you eat all
their vitals and bust up the furniture.
Speaker 13 (44:04):
I bear my kids.
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Story time is brought to you by Hard Graves, potted
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Speaker 13 (44:16):
You go finish your old mill o Feller.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Good morning, a big shows on the radio.
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Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
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Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
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Good morning, It's a big show on the radio for
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I want to give heads up. Got Big Show listeners
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You're gonna love it.
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I love it.
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Saturday night at the Shed. The gavel out there
Good morning. You got the big show on already, all
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
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Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they
(00:28):
make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
That's where the comet hits.
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Talking to to do coming at him? Greet your Thursday,
August twenty and second, twenty and twenty four. Everybody look good.
We are all thankful for jobs. We ain't gonna go
on and bother people and always up and get you going.
Okay there, let's see what national days might want to
(01:35):
celebrate National Bio Day, all right, Scott Bio. Oh it's bail,
I mispronouncers got bail you and I always thought that
Chauchi was way far better actor than Joni. Of course,
when Jonie loved Chauchi following happy Days. That was what
he spent off. You'll remember that, I do.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Oh yeah, like forty year old TV show We got
on your nerves.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Huh. So let's say what you're supposed to do. You're
supposed to eat an ancient Chinese steamed bun. Wait a minute,
this isn't bay a. Oh yeah, those ways spelled bio.
That is an ancient Chinese steamed bun.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
There could Have you ever had a pork belly bunu?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I have pork belly, but.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Have you had it on that bun?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
No, I don't even know what what kind of bun
this is? So how do I look for it?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
It's a it's it's a fluffy spongy and it's steam,
so it's kind.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Of fluffy sponge.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
It's kind of tacky. I wouldn't say tacky. It feels wet,
but is not wet.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You've described everything. I'll just eat my way down there.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I'll have to get you something.
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Is a National Tooth Fairy Day. We're all familiar with
that concept, all right, National Being Angel Day Deeds encourages
good deeds too and kindness. Yeah, so do that anyway,
but go ahead. National Surgical on a college just on
collegious day, hows it?
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
On collegious Yes, And that is a surgeon who specializes
an abolishing cancer.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
There you go.
Speaker 8 (03:14):
It is.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Way to go. Man. Yeah, I'm glad. Y'all smart people
are putting your talents, your gifts to work, you know,
go to meet you know, my surgeon there, doctor Kelzow.
How about this, He went to go like twenty minutes
where I was born.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Oh lord, I thought you were going to stop there
she went minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
But it's so true.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I mean, you know, I'm glad there's people that have
the capacity to look inside bodies and do that. You know,
I can hardly stand when I see somebody with a
bad cut.
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That is awesome. So using your talents and in brains.
Thank you. All right, and it's National Pea Contort Day.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
We had a pecan pile of some sort of pekan time.
All right, good well, we got three days in this
or saved up. We'll get a first prize pack out
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just you. Nineteen eighty four, the last Volkswagen Rabbit rolled
(04:36):
off the assembly line uh Westmoreland, Pennsylvania's where they were
producing the Rabbits. Over eleven million of the economical cars
had been produced.
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It was my wife's first car and it sobbed.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah, it was such a terrible car.
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So it's Volkswaggen now that they just They've got lots
of models, but the Rabbit.
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Oh we Volkswaggen is now a very high line product.
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I mean all of their cars are in the Lexus
BMW high end European.
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Cars have the Beatles. The Beatles still around.
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Harry Poker, that was my first on first car. Yeah yeah, okay,
here we go O seven. Bill Murray has stopped by
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a golf cart. Well, he refuses to take a breathalyzer test,
but signs of document admitting that he was under the influence.
(05:30):
He's playing tightness. Twenty twenty two, doctor Anthony Fauci announced
he will step down as Chief Medical Advisor to the President. Yeah,
as Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.
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It's too much for me.
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Luckily that lab in Wuhan, China paid him enough money
so he can he can just walk away. And he's okay, Yes,
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of eight hundred big shows. You're told free line, come on,
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Being, let's go contested number one. This should really be
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President.
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I hate you. Well, you got to be in the
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Oh yeah, I'm over here, you know, on Third Avenue.
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Whatever.
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How's y'all's morning going.
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We're doing all right, man. We stuck up here in uptown,
the uptown on the hill in Charlotte, North Carolina. Man,
oh yeah, but this is is nice weather, nice weather.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
I'm eighteen years old. I've been listening since twenty fourteen.
I mostly started listening when my buddy Crup well, my
dad's friend across the street from the trailer park. He
was usually played rock one O one, uh you know, I.
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Love it loud were heard across the street. All right,
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another generation, awesome pressing. All right, we pulling for you, buddy,
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A boat flagen bug and then you got a Minnie
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Alrighty golf course and then a campground and then a
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Did it, works all right, Preston for the wind three
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Oh oh, speech writer, keep keep stabbed, and.
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Yes he did.
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You did it, Preston.
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You got man, You got the Southern East pets back,
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Then we're some hard questions.
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You want to give a shout out you gotta you
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And I want to give a shout out to my father.
He has all the comers and I just love him
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A good deal, and.
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Put out our first ever booty call?
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Good word press of good luck?
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Now, Buddy bottom of the Hill, come on, he has.
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Been listening for a while.
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I once again, that's Preston and Steve, South Carolina at
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and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
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What's up?
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How y'all doing? And they're reading up on the big
new diversity program NASCAR started up. So far I like it.
In fact, I'd like to get in on it. So
I wrote a racing song from the perspective of my people,
the so called untapped urban demographic. Huh, don't worry. I
picked a R and B song from the sixties to
(12:10):
make it less threatening to the Caucasian community. Let me
know how much y'all think I might be able to
pull out of the diversity stack. Y'all think about it.
I'm Marvin Webster. All right, lits listen. Do you like
(12:32):
good racing?
Speaker 12 (12:34):
That NASCAR racing crack is bump bens, creep.
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Ben, Oh yeah, ooh yeah.
Speaker 11 (12:43):
Spot Light Jimmy Johnson Oo doo Bolson, he the five
time chip and oh yeah oo spot light Oh Kyle
Bush y'all, woo doo a bush y'all love speeding and
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chill dress ball, don't.
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Saying, y'all, hole majority.
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Rare spot light.
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Don't ride Newman.
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He don't even humor.
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Oh yeah, oh yeah.
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Y'allah spot light y'all. He the king of them all, y'all.
He the king of them all, y'all. Oh ayah ooh yeah.
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Do you're lot good racing that white boy racing.
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It's all right amazing.
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Oh yeah yeah.
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John Boy and billy ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Mister James Browner.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, he doesn't want to tell the people, you know,
Thank god.
Speaker 15 (14:43):
They gotta be that easy because it's all One of
the usually badges of living on his in the living room.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning, it's a big
(15:21):
show on the radio, and man, we gotta trade abashm
Early morning comedian Dusty Slave, Big show listener and now
very popular comedian. It's gonna be joining us. He's got
Netflix one hour comedy special, is gonna be playing at
Charlotte this weekend. He's gonna go down to Myrtle Beach.
(15:44):
She would have got playing down there on this Sunday.
Dusty Slave twenty minutes. Well, I thought we might make
it through the summer without seeing them. But like they say,
but I didn't have bad luck.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
God have no luck at all.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
So here he is the artist formerly known as that
stro nerd. Joke Nerd, way to sell the sizzle.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
They're shaky.
Speaker 10 (16:06):
Hey, I've decided to cater this set especially for your audience. Really, yeah,
I'm using small words.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
This show is gonna be like that.
Speaker 10 (16:15):
Yeah, it's about time somebody sorted out these rudes.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Okays your funeral disclaimer. The Big Show does not subscribe
or endorse our presenter's material. Ladies and gentlemen, joke Nerd,
Hey man, what a great crowd. I love the redneck
food in the South. It's the first time I ever
had possum. You know how many rednecks it takes to
eat possum too, one to eat it and the other
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one to watch for traffic. I was talking to this
redneck farmer the other day. I said, hey, man, you
know there's lots of folks who think you all redneck
farmers get it on with all kinds of animals, cows, goats, pigs, chickens.
The farmer cut me off the chickens.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
What kind of weirdo gets it on with a chicken.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
AnyWho?
Speaker 10 (17:11):
To be fair, not all rednecks are dumb. The brain
trust at the University of Gastonia has found another use
for sheep wool. That's too I knew a redneck who
swung both ways. It's true he had both sheep and goats.
(17:34):
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep
under each arm?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
A pamp? I think we've had an up with the
livestock Jones.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
That's what the sheep said.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Moving on, Hey, john boy, remember that time that friend
of yours stole that cow and he made it with
the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. I
got a few more me Hey, there's lots of rednecks
in the arts too. Did you see the Redneck Star Wars?
It is with the line Luke, I am your father
(18:09):
and your uncle. I was reading an article about the
poorest person in West Virginia. His name is the tooth Fairy.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
These jokes are kind of cruel.
Speaker 10 (18:21):
They'll only get mad if someone explains it to him.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You know, how is a what you call redneck? Well
maybe they are and they just don't know it.
Speaker 10 (18:29):
You know, you might be a redneck if taking your
wife on a cruise that's circling the Walmart parking lot,
or if your Halloween pumpkin's got more teeth than your girlfriend,
you hang up the missiletoe and wait.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
For your sister to walk by.
Speaker 10 (18:49):
That's the applause I wanted on the puppy shell line.
If you ever mowed your lawn and found a car,
if your parent knows the phrase open up police, if
you've been on TV more than three times describing the
sound of a tornado, you could possibly be a redneck.
(19:13):
Seeing a sign that says say no to crack reminds
you to pull your prants hand pants up. We can
go back and fix that. In post can't we rent?
The UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
Bigfoot's friends don't believe you exist when you walk the dog.
(19:33):
You both use the same tree. Jawn Boy, our biker's
afraid of your mom? Redneck if you've ever been on
the radio for more than four decades and your legacy
is just checking to see if you're listening, red neet,
Now I've got some material on endbreeding. Get it straight, fire, Yo, you.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Are definitely out of time.
Speaker 13 (19:58):
All right, you dude? Did it?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I think?
Speaker 10 (20:00):
Goodbye in your native language, Dude that thank you for
that one.
Speaker 16 (20:05):
Jackie, it's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Good day.
Speaker 17 (20:19):
You're old pal Stevie, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bones of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this knack of studio.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Hey, what's this wife for? Good born man? There's a
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big show on the radio. Man, were rolling through this month? August?
Ain't we already? August? The twenty second John Boy's Wonderful
Thing give Away number one hundred and fifteen and were
slacking on. We're picking up the face. Check out the
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d W Thatt, HM, you're thinking, boy, it's a good
man right there, love us indeed.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Right there.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
So yeah, that's at the Bigshow dot com. We will
give it away tomorrow. Entering the final hour of the
Big Show, all right, I wondered a little palate cleanser
after Astronerds comedic sit Yeah, when Dusty Slay is coming
over here.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
A little stronger.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, this government is that's next. Big Show rolls on.
Good Morning, I got the Big Show on the radio.
Hang on, big shoe buddy, Dusty gonna join us just
a second. Let me tell you the price back you
can win if you play John Boy Jebary, get the
correct answer, hat, t shirt, tumbler and a twenty five
dollars gas card from law Tigers Motorcycle Lawyers said ride
(22:30):
that will register you. I got it to win that
one of the a cond Big Show Motorcycle at Low Tigers. No, no, no,
we got our own website for it. I'm sorry, I'm on.
I got Dusty on. Hold, I'm so excited. Big Show
Bike dot Com is the website. Why don't I just
bring Dusty in while I'm trying to explain. Hey, Dusty,
(22:51):
are you there? Buddy? All right, I'm here.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
I'll got to be here.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Okay, good buddy, good. Big Show Bike dot Com. You
can look that up too. We've seen registered to win
our custom motorcycle. Buddy, I'd love a custom motorcycle. Awesome. Well, man,
we got you on the Big Show not to talk
about our wonderful motorcycle, but celebrating your debut one hour
Netflix stand up special, Working Man. If you hadn't seen it,
(23:17):
we urge our listeners to go check it out. In
good news our hometown of Charlotte, North Carolina, Dusty is
playing the Night Theater this Saturday night, and then he
gonna run on down to Myrtle Beach at the Greg
Rolls Legacy Theater play Myrtle Beach on Sunday. All right, Dusty,
I feel like my job is done. Buddy. Welcome.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Well, I'm so pumped.
Speaker 14 (23:40):
You know you've been my favorite radio session since childhood.
Shout out to all my people in Opalac, Alabama. And
but you know, Charlotte is where I got started in comedy.
I mean really, they gave me my first club dates
and I haven't been there in a long time. I
pumped about it. I used to sell pesticides in Myrtle
Beach and uh, I blocked out a couple of times.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
In the mittle Beach.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Who hasn't I know?
Speaker 14 (24:06):
All right, And I'm pumped to go back and try
to remember some of it. But I but you know,
I got I got a whole hour on Netflix, and
then if you come see my show, it's a whole
new hour. So I'm still I call my special working man.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
But I never I didn't even talk about.
Speaker 13 (24:25):
All the jobs I had, And uh, I got.
Speaker 14 (24:27):
All new uh you know, blocking out jokes. I got
new jokes about throwing up in my car.
Speaker 10 (24:33):
Man.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
It's great, That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So you know, we know, you know, growing up in
a trailer park wasn't a fun community for you, Dusty.
I mean, of course, you know you've got a lot
of humor out of it, but just overall your childhood.
Speaker 10 (24:49):
Well it was great.
Speaker 14 (24:50):
You know, it was a good community. We had the
trailer with We had like one of the only phones
in the trailer park, I think, so people would come
over and use our phone, and it's one of those
long corded phones, you know. So people are like outside
in the yard on the phone, man.
Speaker 10 (25:06):
Like they're borrowing.
Speaker 14 (25:07):
They're borrowing our phone, but they still want some privacy,
you know what.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I'm listen to their conversation. You've got the loan, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeah, I'd like to step Could you close the door please?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
You know, well that was a big deal for for
me in Graham, North Carolina, when we got one of
the long cords at the kitchen, you could walk to
the to the den, you know.
Speaker 13 (25:33):
And that's right.
Speaker 14 (25:33):
But yeah, yeah, and if you're in a trailer, I
mean you walk the whole trailer with it, you know.
And then what eventually my dad got a bag phone
in the truck.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
You remember those bags.
Speaker 14 (25:48):
Yeah, yeah, you make a call just to say, hey,
cost you forty bucks.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Through the same stuff you did just a little earlier.
I'm just a little older than you. But and here
you are, man being can we claim you as a
big show kid? You know, we got somewhere very proud
of the cords, you know, Stephen Curry, Jackie's nephew. He's
a pretty good basketball player. Yeah, yeah, sound like that.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Yeah, I'd like to be I'd like to be in
that class.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
Yeah, Like, if I do comedy like he plays basketball,
I'll take him.
Speaker 15 (26:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
And two, and we had old budd Killer Bees talking
to him, and he was tackled about going to the
Grand Old Opry for he's keeping count twenty fifth time.
And Dusty, you have been on dozens of times and
you were the youngest ever median on the Grand Old
Opry stage. I wish I knew that before I could
kill her. Yeah, that's awesome, buddy.
Speaker 14 (26:46):
Well, you know, I don't want to I'm not trying
to one up Killer Bees out here.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
I love that guy, but you know I've done it.
I've done it pretty.
Speaker 14 (26:52):
Close to forty times, so I'm not trying to one
up him.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
He's a legend. He's a legend out here.
Speaker 13 (26:58):
But I'm just saying, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Don't worry, we will use that. Yeah, yeah, okay, that
we have fun with you.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Yeah, hear what we'll say about you?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yes, awesome, y'all. Well, I know you picture in Dusty
Sligh in your head right now. It's got that truck
or hat, long hair, mustache, flannel shirt. Are you still
looking the same? Are you cleaned up any Dusty?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I still look the same. I don't think I'm allowed
to clean it up at this point.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I will do not good. That's what I was hoping,
all right.
Speaker 14 (27:29):
But speaking of clean, if you don't mind, I do
like to tell people the show's relatively clean. You come
see me, bring your parents, bring your kids.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
It's a good time.
Speaker 14 (27:37):
Not small kids, but bring adult kids.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Right right. That's also that's what we love about you too, Dusty.
This Saturday, Charlotte, North Carolina, the Night Theater, the Night
Shift Tour, and then Myrtle Beach on Sunday. Uh, make
some memories that Dusty will remember in Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 15 (27:55):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Yeah, that's what I need memories to remember, you know.
Speaker 14 (27:58):
And I'm also going to be in making George, North Charleston, Knoxville,
all coming up, all areas you're.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
In an awesome of course. Yeah, we're ruling in Knoxville.
And that's where your Netflix special working Man was filmed.
Was it the bee right in there?
Speaker 13 (28:13):
Yeah, the Beju the beesu. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Well, check Dusty out on Netflix as well and get
him when it comes to your town. Thank you, Dusty,
Dusty Sleigh dot com by the way, love you buddy,
be careful out you too.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 14 (28:23):
I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
All right, my boy? All right, then, well let's play
our John boyd jeopardy game. It's a good man right.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
There, Like that was rich you saying, have you cleaned up?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
All right? Well, let's review yesterday as John Boy jeopardy.
Rock legend Phil Collins is obsessed with the Battle of
the Alamo. In fact, he owns one of the world's
most extensive collections of Alamo memorabilia. One of his most
price possessing possessions is the musket ball sacked once owned
by this famous frontiersman. Yes, Yes day, Davy Crockhead suspense
(29:05):
looking at yes all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy weird.
According to a book published in eighteen sixty nine, wood
and coal were so scarce in Egypt during the late
nineteenth century.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
How scarce was it?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Well, many ancient Egyptian tombs were robbed and these were
used as make shift fuel for locomotives.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
What are hord pockets?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
No, you are going to be right?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
One of these days one eight hundred, Big Shaw you
told Free Line, Come on and play John Boy Jeopardy Next.
(30:03):
Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio world.
To do you Thursday. Today's feature track from the Big
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Speaker 4 (30:29):
It's John Boy, Jeffy and now your host.
Speaker 9 (30:33):
He believes being a politician is sort of like being
a t ball coach. You gotta know him just enough
to understand the game, but be dumb enough to think
it matters.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
That.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Hey, Jimmy Outawa, Tumka, Alabama. Good morning, Jimmy. Hey, how
you doing that? Hey we doing good. Jimmy at Alabama
coming in hot. Good morning. Well Jimmy, you got the
first shot at it. Here we go. We're saying weird.
But according to a book published in eighteen sixty nine,
(31:08):
wood and coal were so scarce in Egypt during the
late nineteenth century that many ancient Egyptian tombs were robbed.
These were used as makeshift fuel for locomotives. What are
you thinking, Jimmy, Man, I'll tell you what. I was
born at a very early ape, but not that early.
(31:28):
How about how about whale oil oil? You say fish oil,
them tombs, Well, let's see, they're very fish.
Speaker 9 (31:41):
Well, you know, whales are usually in the ocean, Wales,
this tombs here.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
In the Jimmy, Jimmy was born in the early age, man, Jimmy,
we appreciate you playing buddy.
Speaker 18 (31:58):
Try again time, Hey, can I get Can I.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yes? Yes, sir?
Speaker 13 (32:04):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Democrats, Hey, stopped trying to do your best to make
things worse. Man, It's hard.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
To let hurt already.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
They definitely doing their best make things worse. But anyway,
God bless you all best America. Hanging here, guys, all right,
thank you, Boddy. We appreciate you. Down with Tom all right,
then let's go to Chris. Oh, he's over in Bryant, Alabama.
Good morning, Chris, Hey, Boddy, So, uh, Jimmy thought it
might be Wales that would rob out of the Egyptian too,
(32:35):
heard that, But what do you think in there, Chris?
You say the mommies. Well, let's say, let's say, whatever
do you mean down?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Maybe you ought to read the footnote on this question.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh okay, So the book was Mark twentys, The Innocence Abroad,
and the story was intended as a joke. What Nevertheless,
Twain's made up fact is still cited as the truth
by many news organizations worldwide.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I found many instances of it.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
That's there about internet, And here you go perpetuating that
same license.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I just said, according to a book.
Speaker 13 (33:24):
Yeah you did it all right.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Well, kind of a shock ending there, Chris Buddy working
out for you, buddy, Big Old load, Tiger's motorcycle name
and the hat fire, Big show Bike.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Appreciate it, man, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Good dear buddy, hang on.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
First time, car Oh goy, hit it.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Alright about about the hour, tell me your news, ben Hood.
The boys in Daytona Hall week getting ready for the
races Saturday.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
We go.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Hear from the boys right after the there's a letter
(34:35):
from Hoyt Hey perverts. What the Junior Nation band is
in Daytona for the week. We got all kinds of
gigs lined up. Just last night we played a bonfire
outside turned two. Well, now, if you're running around the infield,
keep an eye out for us. This year's Diddy is
a tribute to our dirty fingernails friends in the infield
at Daytona and wherever fine races are run, y'all keep
(34:59):
them straight of our hoy. That's it.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
We'd like to send a shout out to our friends,
the infield idiots, folks we meet in fields racetracks across America,
coming all shapes and sizes, young and old, big and tall,
drunk and very drunk. Listen goes out to all of
y'all camping in infield inside the speedway, waiting further race
(35:35):
to begin.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Here to watch them.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Run through the gears, drink us some beers and make
us some noise.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Me and the boars.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
Will get right to night. You know, maybe it's me,
but one of us is a little off.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
And when I say maybe it's.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
Me, I don't mean it's me. All right, here we are. Well,
we met a big boy from Rocky and Ham. He
had a jug of shine and some really good country ham.
(36:28):
Hitch up his britches cause its.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Time to cham ouie ooee.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
And there's some wild gown from Colking. No, no, they're tattooed
up and they're putting on vida shoulder.
Speaker 18 (36:43):
That little red he is looking good to go to
me ooh wee because race week and the tricks to beef,
we got bus higher, but we.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Don't even care come to rock and roll, rop the ragging.
Let's go, Whoa, we'll be there. The money's still off.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
In my new World heartshirt.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
I'm preparing to flirt with a q ted.
Speaker 19 (37:22):
Cause she's here with a fella who strikes me as
just a tad fruit tad. It's my duty to follow
this beauty wherever she goes.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Talk her out of her clothes.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
And then tain't sure right square on her bouta.
Speaker 13 (37:41):
Bot bot.
Speaker 7 (37:46):
Y'all remember her. Wow, the Junior Nation standing proud and
tall might be the year that we finally win it all.
Speaker 8 (37:59):
As in it they got a tie and gnaw for me.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
Because it's race week and we're fixing the peak. We
got bushired, but we don't even care time to rock
and roll, rap the ragon. Let's go, We'll be there, but.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
We ain't near you.
Speaker 8 (38:26):
You're gonna keep working on it.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Race week and we're fixing the peak.
Speaker 13 (38:30):
We got bushired.
Speaker 18 (38:33):
We don't even.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
Care time to rock and roll, rap, the ragon Let's
go calls.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
It's race week.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
And I'm feeling weak. I'm just a tad green if
you know what I mean. I'm about to fass out. Everybody,
look out and go to be sick heart.
Speaker 13 (38:54):
Wait up and turn time.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. About twenty minutes,
All Things Nascar on Track with Doug Rice. Gonna have
us a Saturday night raising Daytona this weekend, all right,
well right.
Speaker 20 (39:37):
Now and now it's storytime with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 15 (39:48):
I hear some young uns talking about a story I
kindly liked. It's got creditors in it. I reckon, everybody
likes your creditor got a girl in it. Two If
and you like that sort of thing, I can tell
you about it if you.
Speaker 13 (40:03):
Want me too. I got him in there. Watched upon
a time.
Speaker 15 (40:11):
There's these three bears. A mama a daddy had a
little young and he was only a cub. He was
spoiled a good bit. They lived out in the wood's arm.
They didn't live in a cave and sleep in a
whole cover of quilts like old Yogi and Booboo. They
(40:31):
had them a cottage. Some folks calls it a cabin.
I called her a cottage.
Speaker 13 (40:37):
They doing all right. I reckon one morning Mama Bear.
There she made up a big old pot old meal.
They all building up to the table.
Speaker 15 (40:46):
There he's about to dig in with that old meal
to dang hot had a little bear wanted to go
play his video games, but Daddy Bear said, no, let's
go off Summer's let her cool down a mite.
Speaker 13 (40:59):
So they went off. Not in another part of the forest.
There's this girl.
Speaker 15 (41:05):
I think they said her name was Goldie Hawn a
long time ago. She is a pretty little thing, no
beer and a squirrel. Now she'd kindly old and give out,
well sir, that goldiehorn gal. She got in a fight
with her boyfriend. She wandered off Somemmers into the woods.
(41:25):
She found a bear's house, the doors wide open. I
reckon sole the breeze and cool off fat oatmeal.
Speaker 13 (41:33):
Well sir. She was a mite hungry.
Speaker 15 (41:36):
From all that man walking she's doing, so she thought
she'd help herself to some.
Speaker 13 (41:41):
Of that breakfast.
Speaker 15 (41:42):
She tried to Daddy Mary's bowl and then too dang haunt,
Mama's bowl air was too cold, Dad little fan Baby
Bear's old meal.
Speaker 13 (41:51):
He'd just right, so she wolf fan down.
Speaker 15 (41:55):
She wore out from her trip, so she feared she'd
take a load off one of them chair the living
room there, maybe watching little TV. Daddy's chair is too big,
Mama's chairs too dang hard, but a little bear's chair
just right.
Speaker 13 (42:11):
I reckon. That feedback she tied on.
Speaker 15 (42:12):
Must have pushed her over the ends because she plumped
squarsh that chair tomits well, sir, She reckoned. She had
to get some resk, so she went nosing around upstairs,
found some beds.
Speaker 13 (42:24):
She tried.
Speaker 15 (42:25):
Daddy bears, he's too soft. Mama's bed kindly lumpy. That
little boy bear, she got his bed it just right,
So she laid down there and gets me shut eye
while she is sleeping. Them bears come home. See someone
been into their old meal. That little fat bear boy,
he plumb had a conniption seeing his is all gone.
(42:48):
He said, what's emmeal firm? What's em'meal firm? They start
checking out the place, see that someone been sitting in
their chairs. Little fat bear boy bust out cry and
see in his video game playing chairs busted the pieces well,
So they went upstairs, seeing them beds messed up and.
Speaker 13 (43:08):
There was an old goldie hon still sleeping in that
little bear to bed. Little bear was in.
Speaker 15 (43:13):
A bad way. He'd just seen red. He's feeling like
she would just have to get him. He went over
Pope tatnter, saying, watch you sleeping in my bed, fur.
Watch you sleeping in my bed fur. She jumped up, screaming,
trying to run, but that baby bear is just too
fast for took his big old Paul knocked her to
(43:35):
the ground. All them bears circled around her, played with
her like a cat playing with a mouse. She started screaming.
That set little fat baby Bear over the edge. He
went for a throat, killed her, but I reckon it
was a happy end. And moral of the story. It's
(43:59):
all right to visit oaks, but if you eat all
their vitals and bust up the furniture.
Speaker 13 (44:04):
I bear my kids.
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meat product chock full of peckers and lips since nineteen
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Speaker 13 (44:16):
You go finish your old mill o Feller.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Good morning, a big shows on the radio.
Speaker 17 (44:26):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the diet.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show Hunt they won.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio for
you Thursday morning, August twenty seconds. All right, then said
I want to give heads up. Got Big Show listeners
in Knoxville and Eastern Tennessee on Big Show Rules. Will
(45:39):
my favorite Southern rock band, Jive Mother Married my boys
taking it to the next generation. They're gonna be forming
live at the Shed with driving and crying this Saturday,
seven thirty pm. Guy to check them out. Tell me
we said, uh huh. You stream their latest single save
My Soul on Apple Music, Spotify or wherever you you
(46:00):
get your music. Keep up with upcoming toward days at
Jivemothermary dot com. Give them a follow on Instagram and
Facebook at jib Mother Mary. Special shout out to Jay
and Indy of the Shed for taking care of our
boys down there. Good folks at the sheds O this
You're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Saturday night at the Shed. The gavel out there
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Billy James
Johnny "John Boy" Isley
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