August 15, 2024 • 49 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Killer Beaz and Corporate (his wife) visit us in studio for the first time since the pandemic.. - We’ll get details on JD’s 24-Hour Stores Back to School Sale.. - PRN’s Doug Rice reports on Austin Dillon’s controversial win at Richmond.. - Oliver takes the big girls to the Golden Corral..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Eyes talking doodle doo moving at them? Say hey to Thursday,
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August fifteenth, twenty twenty four. I didn't hear you finish
up though. Okay, maybe Tater in a sexy voice would
work better to wake us up.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Here shut up? Yeah, hi, y'all, welcome, good morning about God.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, go baby. Let's see what special about this August fifteenth.
We should be right in the middle of this month,
and I believe we are thirty days that September, aby, June, November. Yeah,
thirty one days this month. Okay, National Days, National lemon
meringue pie Day. That's one of the things that Mama
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lets see a little. You know, I really your fan
of lemon, you like it? I do.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'm not a big fan of meringue.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Lemon pie frowning got the meringue part.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I'm too facial. I thought, I really thought I was.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, you know, I'm starting to look up there. You
know you've been telling me your eyes up there for
for years now, so they're very expressing.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I just don't like all that, the fluff, the fluff sluff.
I don't like that. I'd rather whip cream.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, my sister, she comes closer to it than the
wife does. And my mama's lemon meringue. It is man,
good old paper. Let's see what today is a National
leather Craft Day, and there's the rich heritage, artistry and
skill of leather crafting it. Minds, we have a Andy
(02:46):
Griffith episode. You know exactly what it was. I remember
they had three guys in the sale. Barney was going
to rehabilitate them. He said, I have a mister leather
craft set, a metal craft set, and a mister Potato set.
Go ahead, doesn't matter to me which one you pick.
(03:06):
I'll take the mister Potato set, the big dumb one
set and then he got that, and then the guy
who got the metal craft made a key and they escaped. Yeah,
that was a big payoff. I didn't see that one coming.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
All right, that show it gets on.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No, that's one of the blessings.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Of my life.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
You know, that's you, that's your skill.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, it's just that show has been on since I
was a kid about Opie's age, so ever, since like
sixty three sixty early sixties. Yeah, watching that show like
probably every day of my life. I mean, it's been on.
It's one of those shows that's still on, of course,
and you see it wherever. I mean, my favorite show
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of all time, and I've got to watch it my
whole life. I know every word, I know the scripts,
I know it, but I don't care and I get
on people's nerves. But knowing that I can tell by
the face of expressions.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Again again look over.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Here for me and Jackie like it. I'm going to
take pictures of it so that I just don't worship it.
I'm not worshiped it. I know, I know, I mean,
but I don't have to sing level Yeah. Oh right,
well anyway, happy National Leather Craft. We got three days
in this re saved double, get our first prize, back out,
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Paralympics in Paris. The Paralympics in Paris. That's next up.
Uh see what arts August twenty eighth, eight days from
right now, All right, three days in history where we'll
get our category. It was August fifteenth, nineteen eleven, Procter
and Gamble of Cincinnati introduced Chrisco hydrogenated shortening. Is that
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Lard's cousin?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, I mean it's in place of lard? I think
it was probably Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's it's a cooking oil, but it's not lard. It's
in solid form. Nice, nice learn of stuff. Nineteen sixty two,
for the first time in history, the US national dead
exceeded three hundred billion. It's just stopped it. Right after that.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Then when it was so low.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Two authorities in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, charged with thirty year old
man for public drunkenness after the slowest police chase on
the record. The man was cruising down the street at
three miles an hour on a child's Fisher Price power
wheels tower. He was doing Fred Flintstone trick. By the way,
there you go. There's our three categories. One eight hundred
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big shows you told free line, come on, play outbursts. Next,
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Good Morning is a big show on the radio. No,
it's this tighter wearing her sweater. I'm gonna come up
with some quick come on, let's go away and again more.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Outs.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Let's play outburst. It's the game that anyone can win. Shon,
boy Billy, he gave you prices from the big prize.
Be let's go contested number one.
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This should be a lot of fun playing out. Have
a hurry up and guess time you love the best
time you love a big.
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Shots to say, Hey a rolling from Broadway, Virginia.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
We have shots.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Good morning rolling.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
More than camp bird. How you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Hey? All alive and cat burd alright rolling, Let's roll
to these categories. Buddy gets you to be going mount
Olive pickle prize pack. Are you ready?
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I'm ready.
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I'll take your word for it. Now I'll prove it.
Give us three reasons you'll use Crisco. Ready go?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Uh, I say, make some biscuits. Uh, seizing a pan
and greasypan.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Get out a boarding all right, Roland. Now give us
three debts you gotta pay off. Ready, go.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Well, my gambling debts, my credit card debts in my car.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Okay, in that order, A rolling for to win. Three
children's outdoor toys.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Ready go, yard darts, big wheels, and I say power
car long dar first time calling man?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
All right there, rolling way to make the most of it.
Body mine out of pickle prize pack, head up the
Broadway for you right on.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Thank you. Hey, if you ever need to win on
a tournament, take me with you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Now what kind of tournament we talking about, Roland?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Were talking about fishing or shooting or whatever whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You want to do. Anything's right over, al right, man,
many talents odd, hang on the rollers, undress air Jackie
might need him. Hey, where y'all going? Later I'll go.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
We'll find out your tournament. All right, let's jump out.
Catch you up on your news on the other side
our time capsule for this August fifteen, ain't gonna worr
in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Laugh.
Speaker 11 (09:54):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
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Speaker 12 (10:11):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode boodrows
Christmas parrots. As our story opens, Woodrow Boudreau enters Antoine's
pet shop in downtown Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
Speaker 13 (10:28):
Well, now look here, what the cat done drug in juice?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
An look like?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
What does Sam hell?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
You don't work in here.
Speaker 13 (10:36):
I'm doing some part time filling in to make some
holiday cash. What can I do you for my friend?
Speaker 14 (10:41):
Well, since all the kids growed up moved out, let
me gets kind of down the dumpster this time of year.
I thought i'd get a little pet my make you
feel a little more better Christmas.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
You gotta keep puppy dog getting there.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
Puppa dog, you shuit does a good idea, you know,
a new puppet cute as a bug, but they also
dumb as a board, run around chewing up your shoes
and whatnot. And don't forget about all that housebroken you
gotta did to him.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
Man, I ain't even talk about that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Maybe you're right. How about a cat? A cat?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Do?
Speaker 13 (11:11):
What hey, boodo, You don't want no cat? Cat, don't
pay no tention to you, let your time to.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Eat we but cats is born house broke.
Speaker 13 (11:20):
Uh huh, which means you got to deal with that
littering box. And trust me and my friend, a literan
box might be full of sand, but it ain't no
dad to me.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
Don't get Lizabeth, no cat.
Speaker 14 (11:32):
Okay, what about one themn little bitty hamster over there, Hamster,
please please please, hamster got no personality, don't do nothing
no day but sit on that cat you run around
on that little bit of wheel.
Speaker 9 (11:48):
Might as well be watching him on TV. Okay, damn,
what kind of pet you take? All the guy I got?
Just the one right over here? Ain't here a beauty Boudreau?
This here his chat? The Christmas parrot?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Parrot?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Do he talk cause he do? Ain't that right?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Chet Ah marry.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Christmas rock ain't not bad.
Speaker 13 (12:13):
Look at the way his eyes go two different ways,
all right? He walked like a crab too. And he
can do something much more better than that old chat.
Here can sing some old time at Christmas Carol, dude,
What hey, boodo, that's my line. We watch what happened
when I hold a lit match under his left foot.
Speaker 15 (12:36):
Shine amazing, huh he on key and everything, and that
ain't all.
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Watch what happened when I hold this lip match under his.
Speaker 16 (12:53):
Right up tempo, slow temple.
Speaker 13 (13:05):
He got them all? Now tell me that ain't that?
That ain't some remarkable hunker bird.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
He's something, all right? How much?
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Five hundred dollars? Five one hundred dollars? I don't I know?
Let me handle lift yet.
Speaker 13 (13:21):
I know that sounded tad high, But just imagine Lizabeth's
faith when she heard this beautiful sound on Christmas morning.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
He'll love me a little rascal. I'm gonna bought me
that bird.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
There you go, let me pick it up for you.
She's gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
And so on Christmas morning.
Speaker 17 (13:48):
Hoo wee.
Speaker 9 (13:50):
That was some fine bacon and eke breakfast.
Speaker 13 (13:52):
Listenbeth, I sure you appreciate y'all asking me to spend
Christmas morning with y'all.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Ain't no big tang juice down you family?
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Ain't that right?
Speaker 18 (13:59):
Let we but ugly did bro and all this time
sponging on somebody else sound like family to me?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But is present?
Speaker 9 (14:10):
Opening time?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
And I want you to go first.
Speaker 14 (14:13):
Get ready for the most amazing present you ever gotten
your whole entire life.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Is he showing some big bunks?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Who's mine? And you standing here? Help me pick it out?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
So what's it?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
You are gonna love it? Wow?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Merry Christmas?
Speaker 17 (14:31):
Rye, I'll be dipped a tucking bird.
Speaker 14 (14:35):
We that dad is Check the Christmas Parent, and he
ain't just talk.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Watch what happens when I do this?
Speaker 16 (14:42):
Good row?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
What you holding a lit up?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Next?
Speaker 17 (14:44):
That birch footfall?
Speaker 15 (14:46):
Raw shine halling ha, I know that knock your hat
in the creek?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
That bird?
Speaker 13 (14:54):
He loved him some Christmas music. That's why they call
him Check the Christmas Parent.
Speaker 15 (15:01):
And here's what he do for Uncle whinging.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
Ain't that a blink and juic?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Stand?
Speaker 14 (15:11):
Reckon what he do if I hold that match under
boat feet at the same time?
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Huh, he's me. Let's find out.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Chats not rous.
Speaker 12 (15:24):
Where we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse the.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Whole way and blew the bunch life? Who is chat?
The parents?
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Stupid? They grow up so fast?
Speaker 16 (15:47):
Don't they remember where I was going?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Chat?
Speaker 19 (15:55):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Anyway? Tune again next time.
Speaker 12 (15:58):
We heard the crusty old mina bird at Antoine's pet
shop say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 9 (16:06):
Yeah, Randy, what's wrong with you? Why can't you pay attention?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay, I get it now, Okay, Jun Boy and Billy.
I'm sorry, but the number you've reached has activated their
call blocking.
Speaker 17 (16:22):
If you see you've reached this.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Recording in the error, please hang up and try your
call again. Good morning radio, done right, Good tourday morning,
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big shows on the radio. Well it's always a big
three ll fours when our next guests stops by. He
is a true living legend of the silver screen. Please
welcome back, Sir, Alan Swan.
Speaker 20 (17:14):
Keep going, Lad, Dry Lad can't be more than fifty
miles away. Rest if you must buck for the love
of God, Kate Swibbing, mister Swan, what deviltry is this?
Speaker 9 (17:27):
This boy speaks? What are you possessed by?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Speak?
Speaker 7 (17:31):
Da? Have you?
Speaker 9 (17:33):
Swad?
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Is me?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
John Boy?
Speaker 9 (17:35):
Good heavens? John Boy? What are you doing in the ocean?
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
You're on the big show.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Ah, so I am.
Speaker 21 (17:43):
I must have flashed back to my time filming Pirate
Treasure of the Dry tortugas well.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
You did a lot of those types of swashbuckling movies,
you know. Or are you comfortable in the water.
Speaker 9 (17:54):
As long as I don't have to drink it? Yes?
Have you seen what fish doing it next? Yes, I'm
quite a good swimmer, do it daily.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Well where did you learn to swim?
Speaker 9 (18:05):
Oddly enough? The water?
Speaker 21 (18:08):
My father would throw me into the local lake. It
wasn't an easy task to learn that way. The harness
part was getting out of the sack.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Well, that's called the hard way.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Indeed.
Speaker 21 (18:20):
But once I was well versed in the aquatic arts,
I couldn't get enough. I'd beg my mother to let
me swim in the ocean. She would decline, the sea's
too rough. There's a ripped tide and a dangerous offshore current,
and the water is infested with sharks and jellyfish. I said,
but mother, you'll let father swim in the ocean. She said, yes,
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but he has better insurance than you.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Kind of payback for the whole sack thing.
Speaker 21 (18:45):
Indeed, swimming has been very good to me. In fact,
swimming is where I met my third wife, Beryl. You see,
have you got a minute? You see I was dating triplets.
This was back when I was at my peak stamina.
They were all vying for my affections. So I proposed
a challenge. They would race across the English Channel in
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a breaststroke competition. The winner would be my bride. I
had my heart set on the blonde. The race began
and I took a boat to the shore in France.
A few hours later, Beryl the brunette came ashore, my
future wife. Shortly thereafter, Margaret the redhead, strode from the serf.
Stella the blonde was missing. We stood vigil many hours,
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and finally, just as the sun was setting and we
were about to give up hope, Stella appeared exhausted. I
ran to her as she still held my heart. Stella,
my love, I am to wed. Beryl.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
You told me you were.
Speaker 21 (19:43):
Proficient in the breast stroke, she replied, gasping for breath.
I am, but I think those other two were using
their arms.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh, Marcy might want to look into someth you.
Speaker 9 (20:00):
Had my mind.
Speaker 21 (20:03):
Now, if you excuse me, the fat tater and I
are off to enjoy your day of water sports going swimming.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
No ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor.
Speaker 9 (20:16):
Damn Yo, I my movie stuff.
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It's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 9 (20:23):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
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Whoa no monum, you're lift back, walk over for your
lip back.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
the Lander this morning, ma'am, manage just a couple of minutes.
Call EV's gonna make the scene in our big show studio.
He finally found out where we moved to you Killer,
Lovely Bride Terry in here Tay Killer's gonna be playing
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the Gibson Theater in Shelby, North Carolina this Saturday. They
all moved around Shelby, around, poking from the mountains. I
get to see Killer the Gipson Theater Wednesday, August twenty eighth.
The Grand Old Opry in Nashville. Yes, the Grand Old
Opry Friday and Saturday, September sixth and seventh. The Wonders
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Theater in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Friday September twentieth, The
high Point Theater in high Point, North Carolina, about out
about all his moonshine and activities going on in the
mountains too. Killer makes the seed find out when it
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Speaker 5 (23:23):
This is right where we left off last time.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I swear I haven't been into the jar yet. Drop
the jar over your killer Vies, Apple Legend Ambrosia. We'll
get into that a little bit later. You Moonshine and Rascal.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
You number one. I love y'all. I am so tickled
to be up in here. Man. They said, did you
know the front doors of this building were open? Did
you under did you realize it in the old luck. Yeah,
I made a divining rod out of a coat hanger
so I could find y'all. And it took me right
up here to the what's.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
This twenty eight floor wind southside of shar the colt
loadso some parts of it. The jie says, wearing the
hood because anywhere you got a boost mobile, you know,
wearing the hoods.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Oh really, yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah. Wow, if you need a burner, I know. Terry
Corporate is with you. Terry, good to see you, baby.
He's so sweet.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
She's wearing wedges. So I've been getting tall sugars this morn.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I was just telling everybody where you're gonna be this Saturday,
the Gibson Theater and Shelby next Wednesday? Or is that
a week from Wednesday? The Grand Old Ivy Right.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Dude, that'll be my twenty fourth appearance. Man, isn't that nuts?
That is so My wife has been so blessed, dude.
I spent so many years with my head up my butt.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
But yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Remained gifted the entire time. Yes and so and so,
and have I seen all since I had heart attacks
and all.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That we've talked to you no saying okay, forty years.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Of being on tour eating road food, you know, so
I got little stints and stuff and now so and
I milk it. Oh my god, corporate to be like,
oh honey, that grass is getting tall out there. You
let me get that. Oh wait a minute, I gotta
sit down. Let mean, I'm gonna have to eat a
couple more than ribs.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Get my So, how did you find out were you
were you hurting? Did you feel some pain?
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:26):
I did, man it up, and in my case, the
it started in the pads of my thumbs on each hand.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
I would feel a dull kind of a tooth ache
nerve pain. Not a sharp stabbing, but a dull ache pain.
And it would feel like I wasn't getting blood into
both of my arms. It was both of my arms
that really were affected by it. And so I, you know,
I would move my arms. I go, man, I'm not
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getting enough blood, and so then I'd catch myself kind
of gasping and stuff like that. Well, here's how that happened.
This corporate sits there's giving me an icy sca. Come
to find out allegedly it had happened three or four times,
and I hadn't said anything, and I just thought to him,
I said, yeah, I need to get in shape. I
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need to start working out or something. So then one
morning corporate saw it going down and then it was
like ill asked to the hospital listening to her chew
me out there entire time, and I'm like, if I die,
I hope this is in the last stuff out heard.
I hope I don't be an eternity. What were you thinking?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
How come this do?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
But this thing?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
You know why my daddy's in life because he went
to the heart that when he had his eighteen heart attacks.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Language supposed to be your last words, not the WIF.
But it'll probably work out though.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Yeah, it's just such as the world we live in.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
My friend, Well good, I'm glad you all right?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Well, and I didn't do damage. They the e K
Jesus stuff show that there was really no damage. They
were mild heart attacks, but it was like between fifteen
and twenty of them in a twenty six day period.
It took them a long time to get the stints
in because the vessels involved and I had one hundred
percent blocking just and stuff. The vessels were the same
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size of the smallest stint, and they were afraid they
would rupture the vessel. So they sent me home for
twenty six days, taking vasco dilators and whatnot, and told
me to walk every day so they could try to
get the vessels DILATD to know, and I was scared
to walk around the block. I thought I'd fall over
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somebody's fower bed and they wouldn't fire me. And they'd
been like, look how big those plants got them here.
So so anyway, so I would have to go home
and walk, and just taking a shower and brushing my
teeth would set off these heart attacks. So they had
me taking time release nitro glycerin twice a day. And
(27:59):
on top of that, I had the little emergency you know,
but you know on the movie so somebody else having
hard and they cramed appears from so and I would
take those when I would walk. So I went through
I can't even tell you how many doses of nitro
in that twenty six days. And Terry Corporate tells me
that that there would be nights where I would wake
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up having a heart attack and take some nitro and
go back to sleep, and she'd be sitting there going
whats happened is a breathing that's wow.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Man.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Yeah, so she'd she'd jump up running there, check make
sure the insurance is paid up.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
That's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
You didn't try flying dr this time to set off all.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
The man that well. As we get older, you know,
you feel something go ahead and you get to take
care of you know what. With me, it was just
a check with my abdominal order deal to replace them.
I didn't feel the thing. I mean, I thought I was,
I was great. It's just showed up in the ultrasound.
I had that aneurysm go in place. So you never
(29:02):
really know, man, So both of them blessed man, that's
something getting older and.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
That isn't this amazing? Because I can remember sitting in
the studio with with y'all and us saying stuff like, man,
did you say those hoodahs girls at the track the
other day? And now fast forward four decades later, man
on my order.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Let me tell you, man.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
No, I can't eat that. I get my butcher got.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
You on deloquiest.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
No, I got a great idea for a bit I've
been working on. I'm just gonna go ahead, bullet. Maybe
maybe you can help. I've been putting it out that
the new songs from the truck well used to have,
you know, when we go to racetrack, turn it up
like that. I got a brand new album. I'm gonna
have the jarniant song.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
I'm looking at a spit tape.
Speaker 9 (29:55):
What's the other.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Songs on the drug? And then the dance one is
everybody damper d that's just mold in the house, you know.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Look, and I'm helping out here. Then at a track
of those sleep sounds for people, some white noise, the
calm app kind of like people would hear from this
show when I say something inappropriate back in the day,
y'all to hit that button.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
And stuff? All right, God, what kills hanging out with
us here this morning?
Speaker 5 (30:38):
It's wonderful. I love y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Well, let's play some John boyde over to here and
spread the love for the big old Fishing Cycles prize package. Here,
let's review yesterday's question, see me get this killer. According
to culinary tradition, on authentic chef's hat will have exactly
one hundred pleats representing the one hundred ways to cook
one of these anything pop in your head? You know
(31:01):
what that was? Ostrich egg an egg, that's where the
carrig is. Can we Today's John Boyd Jeopardy, Do not
shout out the answer if you know it? On What
We Got for Today? In the first season of the
Beverly Hillbillies, they featured what they called their fancy eating table,
(31:25):
which was of course located in the Mansions Billiard's room.
And this is what is unusual about that table.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
I ain't got no legs, Lieutenant.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
What y'all got about the fancy eating table? One eight
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He has the patience of Jed Clampett, the discipline of
Granny Ellie Made's love for animals and the ciphering skills
of Jethro. He's John boy. Why do I do my gazentas? Hey,
(33:01):
we got Travis out of Columbus, Georgia up first. Good morning, Travis,
Good morning. How are you, hey, buddy? We're all good. So, Travis,
you got the first shot at it. First season of
the Beverly Hillbillies, they had what they called their fancy
eating table, which was of course located in the mansion's
billiard's room. Well, this is what is unusual about that table.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
I believe it didn't have no pockets.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
You say didn't have no pockets.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
I believe though, Well, you.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Are absolutely right. Yeah, noticed that. Of course there was
a billiard table the pockets. But you know, you remember
they had the fancy of the pot passers. That's right, well, acousticks, Yeah,
and Jed carved little notches in them, so they handles
from the pots.
Speaker 10 (33:57):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
And what state were the hill being He's from?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Uh ha'd be Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas. Argan killer. I did that, well,
he knows because he bought the old house.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
It was a fixer upper, but man, I had a
fancy table in there.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Good work, Travis, you've got big old fish and cycles
prize back head down to Columbus for you man. That
is awesome. I'm a first time caller too. That is awesome.
You know we still got it after old don't work,
still works.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
That's an actual calf, the first one.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
By a man of hour top of your news. I
still always think about you. There's that music you get
there that's gonna happen. Good morning. It's a big show
(35:31):
on the radio. We got Killyb's in a big show
studio Lovely Corporate traveling with him. Gonna be playing the
Gibson Theater and shall be North Carolina this Saturday, making
sure he gets you take and see Killer. And then
a week from next Wednesday, August twenty eighth, the Grand
(35:53):
Old Opry. How many apparents did you had, Keller? That'll
be number twenty four, twenty four.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
That's a cool gig. When it's full up, they have
over four thousand people in there, and they that is
the best audience in the world because it's a bucket
list thing, right, you know, and they come from all
over the world. Dude, they want every word out of
everybody's mouth to to just crush man. But I've done
it with Trace Atkins and Jelly. I've done twice with
(36:21):
Jelly Roll on the opera. Yes, so it's really cool
to get out and do that stuff. Man.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
And the Nashville has got going on on, Julie. You
know the balls of Premiere Network on the move to Nashville.
They're always a shutdown in New York because of the
COVID and they just quit going. She moved to Nashville
so loves it right there.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
It is a fantastic city. Man, it is so much fun.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
And and you and your Moonshiners, Man, that just tickles
me what you have done with this. Of course, you
know Martin Digger we met them before.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Says, hey, you talk to him a little while ago.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Man, Yeah, cool, Josh. Of course, Mark Rodgers, I've got
to honk fish with him a few times, right.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
They say Mark Rodgers is the most authentic mountain man
on that show. That cat is the real deal.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
He will go off by himself for a weak bear hunting.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Got you And if any of y'all are unfamiliar with
what we're talking about, it is on the Discovery Channel
a show called Moonshiners where they follow groups teams if
you will, of moonshiners cooking up illegal hoot out in
the woods and then selling it hiding from the police
on camera. So what could go long?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
This show was made for you.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
So the filming is currently already filming for season fourteen.
It'll be season nine for me. So it has really
been And they have taught me how to make freaking moonshine.
That blows me away.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
That's a deal killed that that's just what tickles me.
It ain't just they're just tending like they got you
out there for some comic relief.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Man.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
You you have learned.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
This right, It's been an amazing you know. There's a
competition show that they have called Master Distiller, which comes
on the tail end of the Moonshine episodes, and it
is a legit competition from people all over the country. Well,
this Appalachian ambrosia moonshine that I brought you, which is
(38:21):
available from Moonshine International dot com legally, by the way, legally,
but this is what I made on Master Distiller a
couple of years ago when I won my episode, and
so uh, and the way this came about man Corpora
and I toured the country and we know, people all
over America and they would come to our hotel or
(38:42):
we would go to their homes and mix our ingredients
for this. And this is the moonshine that I made
on the show. So I called my distiller. We were
gonna do stinging Honey, killer Bee, Stinging Honey, but we
ended up making that on the show, and I knew
it was gonna air on international TV. So I call
a guy, go, man, look, let's do this, Ambrosia, because
(39:04):
it's you know, that'll be air and coming up in
some months. So we went with that, and it is
really a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Man, this is need.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
It's kind of for the female demographic.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
If you will. Well, well that's what I was gonna
ask you about, because a nice picture of you there. Moonshiner,
killer bees, Appalachian Ambrosia says she shed approved.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Correct, man. We signed our deal with the distillery. You know,
I went and looked in the in the stores and
stuff and it was all high proof, you know stuff,
and I thought, well, there's nothing for the female demographic.
So that's what this is. On the sides, you can
say I put stuff like night your Nano's moonshine.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah, it's my party, then I'll shine if I want
to on the Star.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
I also put makes thirty percent of husbands look hot again,
and get this, the FEDS kicked my license out of
the system, and Scull did me and told me, you
can't prove it makes thirty percent. So it was I
had to remove that line from the label before they
(40:10):
gave me my PREMI evidently some guy that was forty
five percent ugly I was going to do working my case.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Imbout. Never sleep with an ugly man again. You might
wake up with one.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Like what, that's not bad because moonshine goggles or a.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Thing there's need. But by South Mount just telly comy.
And what's the website again for the Moonshine International.
Speaker 5 (40:45):
Moonshine International dot com. There you go, and so what
and this also now this is in stores in North Carolina.
I believe North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama's on the
ABC stores at the Hall.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Good stuff. Buddy, all right, killobees dot com. Course keep
up with them right there. Big show rolls.
Speaker 17 (41:06):
On Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
It's a Big Shawn the radio special Guys killo Bees,
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left less.
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Pop honey is no Noah, God.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
I'm coming up every need No I know, oh.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
What yeh, good morning. It's a big Sean radios. Killer
(45:02):
Bees Corporate hanging out in our corporate spot in a
little bit, uh. Killer playing this Saturday the Gibson Theater
in Shelby, North Carolina. A week from next Wednesday, the
Grand Old Opery. If I want to get near you,
go to killer Bees dot com.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
In minutes, Doug Rice is gonna be joining us. Let's
see Austin Dylan knocked a couple had the way in
one Richmond. He's still keeping up. Dear buddy man. We
had us in times Sharlotte Motorspaces.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
Yeah, we did. Billy legends call.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
I don't think the statue of limitations has run out
on everything.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
She might want to just you know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Good times, good time?
Speaker 9 (45:50):
Were you there?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Killer? Remember when we're talking about Carolina Panthers, when was
hanging out with Mark, when they were going around trying
to get people to buy ps ls. This was yah.
That's and Margaretchardson. Yeah, and we would take him to
the race track, you know, and introduce him around and.
Speaker 19 (46:06):
Get the nobbing. Yeah yeah, with with our people. Luckily
y'all can't see his hands right now. I don't know
why memory popped in my mind.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
Let me see your hands nobbing?
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah. That that was later when uh, when corporate said
I was heavy.
Speaker 5 (46:27):
Get John boys heavy that nineteen eighty nine, nineteen ninety nine.
Whey was that I was in Nashville and what's that hotel?
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Grove Parking, Parking common Corps come to.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
Me them boys heavy.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
We were just talking about that. We had a bus
made out of lard and was there Iowa governor, Wisconsin
government had one made out of cheese.
Speaker 5 (46:58):
Lord, we went we went Grove Park in a month ago,
I think it was a month ago. You went by there,
just went and had lunch and this sating went. Man,
I remember all that stuff. So so anyway, hey, I
have a flamethrower fast, No, it's not. This is an
exothermic is the brand I've seen.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
They even make them that you can mount to a drone. Man,
imagine come across that killing PRIs.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
We squirted it in the parking lot at the church.
And Wednesday night at Bible class, we were we were
in there and Pastor Bryant, Pastor Brian goes, here's what
I want you to do next week for Bible class.
Right down on a piece of paper, stuff that's holding
you back in your life, stuff you need to just
let go of, you know, write it here. If we're
not gonna read it out, not letting bears people bring
(47:52):
it in, we're gonna wide it up and put it
in that metal can and we're gonna take it out
to the parking lot and say the prayer of it
and burn the notes and see if people can get delivered.
So there's a good idea. A guy on the other
side of the church goes bees has a flamethrower, So
I go, I'm a flamethrower. And Pastor Brian goes flamethrowing
(48:14):
the parking lot. Next Wednesday, Hugh, just turn out for
Bible study they have ever had in the history of
that church. It was. And I'm showing Randy, there's Pastor
Brian squirting the flamethrower in the church parking lot.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Ain't not a squirre that's throwing that volume.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
And that little flame thrower will fit. It will fit
on those rails that go on a gun like you
put your flash right on. Yeah, it only holds a
quart of gasoline or gasoline diesel mixed.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
You charge it with the Wallboart has USB port.
Speaker 10 (48:54):
And you have to charge it up.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I gotta have one him.
Speaker 19 (48:59):
That's Game Company makes them that you can mount on
the bottom of a drone.
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio,
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Eyes talking doodle doo moving at them? Say hey to Thursday,
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August fifteenth, twenty twenty four. I didn't hear you finish
up though. Okay, maybe Tater in a sexy voice would
work better to wake us up.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Here shut up? Yeah, hi, y'all, welcome, good morning about God.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, go baby. Let's see what special about this August fifteenth.
We should be right in the middle of this month,
and I believe we are thirty days that September, aby, June, November. Yeah,
thirty one days this month. Okay, National Days, National lemon
meringue pie Day. That's one of the things that Mama
(01:58):
lets see a little. You know, I really your fan
of lemon, you like it? I do.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'm not a big fan of meringue.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Lemon pie frowning got the meringue part.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I'm too facial. I thought, I really thought I was.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, you know, I'm starting to look up there. You
know you've been telling me your eyes up there for
for years now, so they're very expressing.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I just don't like all that, the fluff, the fluff sluff.
I don't like that. I'd rather whip cream.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, my sister, she comes closer to it than the
wife does. And my mama's lemon meringue. It is man,
good old paper. Let's see what today is a National
leather Craft Day, and there's the rich heritage, artistry and
skill of leather crafting it. Minds, we have a Andy
(02:46):
Griffith episode. You know exactly what it was. I remember
they had three guys in the sale. Barney was going
to rehabilitate them. He said, I have a mister leather
craft set, a metal craft set, and a mister Potato set.
Go ahead, doesn't matter to me which one you pick.
(03:06):
I'll take the mister Potato set, the big dumb one
set and then he got that, and then the guy
who got the metal craft made a key and they escaped. Yeah,
that was a big payoff. I didn't see that one coming.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
All right, that show it gets on.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No, that's one of the blessings.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Of my life.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
You know, that's you, that's your skill.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, it's just that show has been on since I
was a kid about Opie's age, so ever, since like
sixty three sixty early sixties. Yeah, watching that show like
probably every day of my life. I mean, it's been on.
It's one of those shows that's still on, of course,
and you see it wherever. I mean, my favorite show
(03:52):
of all time, and I've got to watch it my
whole life. I know every word, I know the scripts,
I know it, but I don't care and I get
on people's nerves. But knowing that I can tell by
the face of expressions.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Again again look over.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Here for me and Jackie like it. I'm going to
take pictures of it so that I just don't worship it.
I'm not worshiped it. I know, I know, I mean,
but I don't have to sing level Yeah. Oh right,
well anyway, happy National Leather Craft. We got three days
in this re saved double, get our first prize, back out,
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get the win and begin and oh we got to
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Uh see what arts August twenty eighth, eight days from
right now, All right, three days in history where we'll
get our category. It was August fifteenth, nineteen eleven, Procter
and Gamble of Cincinnati introduced Chrisco hydrogenated shortening. Is that
(05:17):
Lard's cousin?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, I mean it's in place of lard? I think
it was probably Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's it's a cooking oil, but it's not lard. It's
in solid form. Nice, nice learn of stuff. Nineteen sixty two,
for the first time in history, the US national dead
exceeded three hundred billion. It's just stopped it. Right after that.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Then when it was so low.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Two authorities in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, charged with thirty year old
man for public drunkenness after the slowest police chase on
the record. The man was cruising down the street at
three miles an hour on a child's Fisher Price power
wheels tower. He was doing Fred Flintstone trick. By the way,
there you go. There's our three categories. One eight hundred
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big shows you told free line, come on, play outbursts. Next,
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Good Morning is a big show on the radio. No,
it's this tighter wearing her sweater. I'm gonna come up
with some quick come on, let's go away and again more.
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Outs.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Let's play outburst. It's the game that anyone can win. Shon,
boy Billy, he gave you prices from the big prize.
Be let's go contested number one.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
This should be a lot of fun playing out. Have
a hurry up and guess time you love the best
time you love a big.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Shots to say, Hey a rolling from Broadway, Virginia.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
We have shots.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Good morning rolling.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
More than camp bird. How you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Hey? All alive and cat burd alright rolling, Let's roll
to these categories. Buddy gets you to be going mount
Olive pickle prize pack. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I'll take your word for it. Now I'll prove it.
Give us three reasons you'll use Crisco. Ready go?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Uh, I say, make some biscuits. Uh, seizing a pan
and greasypan.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Get out a boarding all right, Roland. Now give us
three debts you gotta pay off. Ready, go.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Well, my gambling debts, my credit card debts in my car.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Okay, in that order, A rolling for to win. Three
children's outdoor toys.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Ready go, yard darts, big wheels, and I say power
car long dar first time calling man?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
All right there, rolling way to make the most of it.
Body mine out of pickle prize pack, head up the
Broadway for you right on.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Thank you. Hey, if you ever need to win on
a tournament, take me with you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Now what kind of tournament we talking about, Roland?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Were talking about fishing or shooting or whatever whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You want to do. Anything's right over, al right, man,
many talents odd, hang on the rollers, undress air Jackie
might need him. Hey, where y'all going? Later I'll go.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
We'll find out your tournament. All right, let's jump out.
Catch you up on your news on the other side
our time capsule for this August fifteen, ain't gonna worr
in the morning.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Laugh.
Speaker 11 (09:54):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 12 (10:11):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode boodrows
Christmas parrots. As our story opens, Woodrow Boudreau enters Antoine's
pet shop in downtown Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
Speaker 13 (10:28):
Well, now look here, what the cat done drug in juice?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
An look like?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
What does Sam hell?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
You don't work in here.
Speaker 13 (10:36):
I'm doing some part time filling in to make some
holiday cash. What can I do you for my friend?
Speaker 14 (10:41):
Well, since all the kids growed up moved out, let
me gets kind of down the dumpster this time of year.
I thought i'd get a little pet my make you
feel a little more better Christmas.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
You gotta keep puppy dog getting there.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
Puppa dog, you shuit does a good idea, you know,
a new puppet cute as a bug, but they also
dumb as a board, run around chewing up your shoes
and whatnot. And don't forget about all that housebroken you
gotta did to him.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
Man, I ain't even talk about that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Maybe you're right. How about a cat? A cat?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Do?
Speaker 13 (11:11):
What hey, boodo, You don't want no cat? Cat, don't
pay no tention to you, let your time to.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Eat we but cats is born house broke.
Speaker 13 (11:20):
Uh huh, which means you got to deal with that
littering box. And trust me and my friend, a literan
box might be full of sand, but it ain't no
dad to me.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
Don't get Lizabeth, no cat.
Speaker 14 (11:32):
Okay, what about one themn little bitty hamster over there, Hamster,
please please please, hamster got no personality, don't do nothing
no day but sit on that cat you run around
on that little bit of wheel.
Speaker 9 (11:48):
Might as well be watching him on TV. Okay, damn,
what kind of pet you take? All the guy I got?
Just the one right over here? Ain't here a beauty Boudreau?
This here his chat? The Christmas parrot?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Parrot?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Do he talk cause he do? Ain't that right?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Chet Ah marry.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Christmas rock ain't not bad.
Speaker 13 (12:13):
Look at the way his eyes go two different ways,
all right? He walked like a crab too. And he
can do something much more better than that old chat.
Here can sing some old time at Christmas Carol, dude,
What hey, boodo, that's my line. We watch what happened
when I hold a lit match under his left foot.
Speaker 15 (12:36):
Shine amazing, huh he on key and everything, and that
ain't all.
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Watch what happened when I hold this lip match under his.
Speaker 16 (12:53):
Right up tempo, slow temple.
Speaker 13 (13:05):
He got them all? Now tell me that ain't that?
That ain't some remarkable hunker bird.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
He's something, all right? How much?
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Five hundred dollars? Five one hundred dollars? I don't I know?
Let me handle lift yet.
Speaker 13 (13:21):
I know that sounded tad high, But just imagine Lizabeth's
faith when she heard this beautiful sound on Christmas morning.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
He'll love me a little rascal. I'm gonna bought me
that bird.
Speaker 9 (13:42):
There you go, let me pick it up for you.
She's gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
And so on Christmas morning.
Speaker 17 (13:48):
Hoo wee.
Speaker 9 (13:50):
That was some fine bacon and eke breakfast.
Speaker 13 (13:52):
Listenbeth, I sure you appreciate y'all asking me to spend
Christmas morning with y'all.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Ain't no big tang juice down you family?
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Ain't that right?
Speaker 18 (13:59):
Let we but ugly did bro and all this time
sponging on somebody else sound like family to me?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But is present?
Speaker 9 (14:10):
Opening time?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
And I want you to go first.
Speaker 14 (14:13):
Get ready for the most amazing present you ever gotten
your whole entire life.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Is he showing some big bunks?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Who's mine? And you standing here? Help me pick it out?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
So what's it?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
You are gonna love it? Wow?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Merry Christmas?
Speaker 17 (14:31):
Rye, I'll be dipped a tucking bird.
Speaker 14 (14:35):
We that dad is Check the Christmas Parent, and he
ain't just talk.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Watch what happens when I do this?
Speaker 16 (14:42):
Good row?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
What you holding a lit up?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Next?
Speaker 17 (14:44):
That birch footfall?
Speaker 15 (14:46):
Raw shine halling ha, I know that knock your hat
in the creek?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
That bird?
Speaker 13 (14:54):
He loved him some Christmas music. That's why they call
him Check the Christmas Parent.
Speaker 15 (15:01):
And here's what he do for Uncle whinging.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
Ain't that a blink and juic?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Stand?
Speaker 14 (15:11):
Reckon what he do if I hold that match under
boat feet at the same time?
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Huh, he's me. Let's find out.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Chats not rous.
Speaker 12 (15:24):
Where we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse the.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Whole way and blew the bunch life? Who is chat?
The parents?
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Stupid? They grow up so fast?
Speaker 16 (15:47):
Don't they remember where I was going?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Chat?
Speaker 19 (15:55):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Anyway? Tune again next time.
Speaker 12 (15:58):
We heard the crusty old mina bird at Antoine's pet
shop say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 9 (16:06):
Yeah, Randy, what's wrong with you? Why can't you pay attention?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay, I get it now, Okay, Jun Boy and Billy.
I'm sorry, but the number you've reached has activated their
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Recording in the error, please hang up and try your
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big shows on the radio. Well it's always a big
three ll fours when our next guests stops by. He
is a true living legend of the silver screen. Please
welcome back, Sir, Alan Swan.
Speaker 20 (17:14):
Keep going, Lad, Dry Lad can't be more than fifty
miles away. Rest if you must buck for the love
of God, Kate Swibbing, mister Swan, what deviltry is this?
Speaker 9 (17:27):
This boy speaks? What are you possessed by?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Speak?
Speaker 7 (17:31):
Da? Have you?
Speaker 9 (17:33):
Swad?
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Is me?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
John Boy?
Speaker 9 (17:35):
Good heavens? John Boy? What are you doing in the ocean?
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
You're on the big show.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Ah, so I am.
Speaker 21 (17:43):
I must have flashed back to my time filming Pirate
Treasure of the Dry tortugas well.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
You did a lot of those types of swashbuckling movies,
you know. Or are you comfortable in the water.
Speaker 9 (17:54):
As long as I don't have to drink it? Yes?
Have you seen what fish doing it next? Yes, I'm
quite a good swimmer, do it daily.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Well where did you learn to swim?
Speaker 9 (18:05):
Oddly enough? The water?
Speaker 21 (18:08):
My father would throw me into the local lake. It
wasn't an easy task to learn that way. The harness
part was getting out of the sack.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Well, that's called the hard way.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Indeed.
Speaker 21 (18:20):
But once I was well versed in the aquatic arts,
I couldn't get enough. I'd beg my mother to let
me swim in the ocean. She would decline, the sea's
too rough. There's a ripped tide and a dangerous offshore current,
and the water is infested with sharks and jellyfish. I said,
but mother, you'll let father swim in the ocean. She said, yes,
(18:40):
but he has better insurance than you.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Kind of payback for the whole sack thing.
Speaker 21 (18:45):
Indeed, swimming has been very good to me. In fact,
swimming is where I met my third wife, Beryl. You see,
have you got a minute? You see I was dating triplets.
This was back when I was at my peak stamina.
They were all vying for my affections. So I proposed
a challenge. They would race across the English Channel in
(19:06):
a breaststroke competition. The winner would be my bride. I
had my heart set on the blonde. The race began
and I took a boat to the shore in France.
A few hours later, Beryl the brunette came ashore, my
future wife. Shortly thereafter, Margaret the redhead, strode from the serf.
Stella the blonde was missing. We stood vigil many hours,
(19:30):
and finally, just as the sun was setting and we
were about to give up hope, Stella appeared exhausted. I
ran to her as she still held my heart. Stella,
my love, I am to wed. Beryl.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
You told me you were.
Speaker 21 (19:43):
Proficient in the breast stroke, she replied, gasping for breath.
I am, but I think those other two were using
their arms.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh, Marcy might want to look into someth you.
Speaker 9 (20:00):
Had my mind.
Speaker 21 (20:03):
Now, if you excuse me, the fat tater and I
are off to enjoy your day of water sports going swimming.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
No ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor.
Speaker 9 (20:16):
Damn Yo, I my movie stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
It's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 9 (20:23):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 18 (20:25):
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Speaker 9 (20:37):
Jack John Boy and belly job Boy Betty. I had
only two white men ever made me more.
Speaker 22 (20:48):
Whoa no monum, you're lift back, walk over for your
lip back.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
the Lander this morning, ma'am, manage just a couple of minutes.
Call EV's gonna make the scene in our big show studio.
He finally found out where we moved to you Killer,
Lovely Bride Terry in here Tay Killer's gonna be playing
(22:04):
the Gibson Theater in Shelby, North Carolina this Saturday. They
all moved around Shelby, around, poking from the mountains. I
get to see Killer the Gipson Theater Wednesday, August twenty eighth.
The Grand Old Opry in Nashville. Yes, the Grand Old
Opry Friday and Saturday, September sixth and seventh. The Wonders
(22:25):
Theater in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Friday September twentieth, The
high Point Theater in high Point, North Carolina, about out
about all his moonshine and activities going on in the
mountains too. Killer makes the seed find out when it
been near you Killer Bees ba z Killerbees dot Com.
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Speaker 5 (23:23):
This is right where we left off last time.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I swear I haven't been into the jar yet. Drop
the jar over your killer Vies, Apple Legend Ambrosia. We'll
get into that a little bit later. You Moonshine and Rascal.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
You number one. I love y'all. I am so tickled
to be up in here. Man. They said, did you
know the front doors of this building were open? Did
you under did you realize it in the old luck. Yeah,
I made a divining rod out of a coat hanger
so I could find y'all. And it took me right
up here to the what's.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
This twenty eight floor wind southside of shar the colt
loadso some parts of it. The jie says, wearing the
hood because anywhere you got a boost mobile, you know,
wearing the hoods.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Oh really, yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah. Wow, if you need a burner, I know. Terry
Corporate is with you. Terry, good to see you, baby.
He's so sweet.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
She's wearing wedges. So I've been getting tall sugars this morn.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I was just telling everybody where you're gonna be this Saturday,
the Gibson Theater and Shelby next Wednesday? Or is that
a week from Wednesday? The Grand Old Ivy Right.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Dude, that'll be my twenty fourth appearance. Man, isn't that nuts?
That is so My wife has been so blessed, dude.
I spent so many years with my head up my butt.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
But yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Remained gifted the entire time. Yes and so and so,
and have I seen all since I had heart attacks
and all.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That we've talked to you no saying okay, forty years.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Of being on tour eating road food, you know, so
I got little stints and stuff and now so and
I milk it. Oh my god, corporate to be like,
oh honey, that grass is getting tall out there. You
let me get that. Oh wait a minute, I gotta
sit down. Let mean, I'm gonna have to eat a
couple more than ribs.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Get my So, how did you find out were you
were you hurting? Did you feel some pain?
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:26):
I did, man it up, and in my case, the
it started in the pads of my thumbs on each hand.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
I would feel a dull kind of a tooth ache
nerve pain. Not a sharp stabbing, but a dull ache pain.
And it would feel like I wasn't getting blood into
both of my arms. It was both of my arms
that really were affected by it. And so I, you know,
I would move my arms. I go, man, I'm not
(25:54):
getting enough blood, and so then I'd catch myself kind
of gasping and stuff like that. Well, here's how that happened.
This corporate sits there's giving me an icy sca. Come
to find out allegedly it had happened three or four times,
and I hadn't said anything, and I just thought to him,
I said, yeah, I need to get in shape. I
(26:15):
need to start working out or something. So then one
morning corporate saw it going down and then it was
like ill asked to the hospital listening to her chew
me out there entire time, and I'm like, if I die,
I hope this is in the last stuff out heard.
I hope I don't be an eternity. What were you thinking?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
How come this do?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
But this thing?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
You know why my daddy's in life because he went
to the heart that when he had his eighteen heart attacks.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Language supposed to be your last words, not the WIF.
But it'll probably work out though.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Yeah, it's just such as the world we live in.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
My friend, Well good, I'm glad you all right?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Well, and I didn't do damage. They the e K
Jesus stuff show that there was really no damage. They
were mild heart attacks, but it was like between fifteen
and twenty of them in a twenty six day period.
It took them a long time to get the stints
in because the vessels involved and I had one hundred
percent blocking just and stuff. The vessels were the same
(27:14):
size of the smallest stint, and they were afraid they
would rupture the vessel. So they sent me home for
twenty six days, taking vasco dilators and whatnot, and told
me to walk every day so they could try to
get the vessels DILATD to know, and I was scared
to walk around the block. I thought I'd fall over
(27:36):
somebody's fower bed and they wouldn't fire me. And they'd
been like, look how big those plants got them here.
So so anyway, so I would have to go home
and walk, and just taking a shower and brushing my
teeth would set off these heart attacks. So they had
me taking time release nitro glycerin twice a day. And
(27:59):
on top of that, I had the little emergency you know,
but you know on the movie so somebody else having
hard and they cramed appears from so and I would
take those when I would walk. So I went through
I can't even tell you how many doses of nitro
in that twenty six days. And Terry Corporate tells me
that that there would be nights where I would wake
(28:20):
up having a heart attack and take some nitro and
go back to sleep, and she'd be sitting there going
whats happened is a breathing that's wow.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Man.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Yeah, so she'd she'd jump up running there, check make
sure the insurance is paid up.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
That's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
You didn't try flying dr this time to set off all.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
The man that well. As we get older, you know,
you feel something go ahead and you get to take
care of you know what. With me, it was just
a check with my abdominal order deal to replace them.
I didn't feel the thing. I mean, I thought I was,
I was great. It's just showed up in the ultrasound.
I had that aneurysm go in place. So you never
(29:02):
really know, man, So both of them blessed man, that's
something getting older and.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
That isn't this amazing? Because I can remember sitting in
the studio with with y'all and us saying stuff like, man,
did you say those hoodahs girls at the track the
other day? And now fast forward four decades later, man
on my order.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Let me tell you, man.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
No, I can't eat that. I get my butcher got.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
You on deloquiest.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
No, I got a great idea for a bit I've
been working on. I'm just gonna go ahead, bullet. Maybe
maybe you can help. I've been putting it out that
the new songs from the truck well used to have,
you know, when we go to racetrack, turn it up
like that. I got a brand new album. I'm gonna
have the jarniant song.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
I'm looking at a spit tape.
Speaker 9 (29:55):
What's the other.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Songs on the drug? And then the dance one is
everybody damper d that's just mold in the house, you know.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Look, and I'm helping out here. Then at a track
of those sleep sounds for people, some white noise, the
calm app kind of like people would hear from this
show when I say something inappropriate back in the day,
y'all to hit that button.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
And stuff? All right, God, what kills hanging out with
us here this morning?
Speaker 5 (30:38):
It's wonderful. I love y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Well, let's play some John boyde over to here and
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let's review yesterday's question, see me get this killer. According
to culinary tradition, on authentic chef's hat will have exactly
one hundred pleats representing the one hundred ways to cook
one of these anything pop in your head? You know
(31:01):
what that was? Ostrich egg an egg, that's where the
carrig is. Can we Today's John Boyd Jeopardy, Do not
shout out the answer if you know it? On What
We Got for Today? In the first season of the
Beverly Hillbillies, they featured what they called their fancy eating table,
(31:25):
which was of course located in the Mansions Billiard's room.
And this is what is unusual about that table.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
I ain't got no legs, Lieutenant.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
What y'all got about the fancy eating table? One eight
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He has the patience of Jed Clampett, the discipline of
Granny Ellie Made's love for animals and the ciphering skills
of Jethro. He's John boy. Why do I do my gazentas? Hey,
(33:01):
we got Travis out of Columbus, Georgia up first. Good morning, Travis,
Good morning. How are you, hey, buddy? We're all good. So, Travis,
you got the first shot at it. First season of
the Beverly Hillbillies, they had what they called their fancy
eating table, which was of course located in the mansion's
billiard's room. Well, this is what is unusual about that table.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
I believe it didn't have no pockets.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
You say didn't have no pockets.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
I believe though, Well, you.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Are absolutely right. Yeah, noticed that. Of course there was
a billiard table the pockets. But you know, you remember
they had the fancy of the pot passers. That's right, well, acousticks, Yeah,
and Jed carved little notches in them, so they handles
from the pots.
Speaker 10 (33:57):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
And what state were the hill being He's from?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Uh ha'd be Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas. Argan killer. I did that, well,
he knows because he bought the old house.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
It was a fixer upper, but man, I had a
fancy table in there.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Good work, Travis, you've got big old fish and cycles
prize back head down to Columbus for you man. That
is awesome. I'm a first time caller too. That is awesome.
You know we still got it after old don't work,
still works.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
That's an actual calf, the first one.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
By a man of hour top of your news. I
still always think about you. There's that music you get
there that's gonna happen. Good morning. It's a big show
(35:31):
on the radio. We got Killyb's in a big show
studio Lovely Corporate traveling with him. Gonna be playing the
Gibson Theater and shall be North Carolina this Saturday, making
sure he gets you take and see Killer. And then
a week from next Wednesday, August twenty eighth, the Grand
(35:53):
Old Opry. How many apparents did you had, Keller? That'll
be number twenty four, twenty four.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
That's a cool gig. When it's full up, they have
over four thousand people in there, and they that is
the best audience in the world because it's a bucket
list thing, right, you know, and they come from all
over the world. Dude, they want every word out of
everybody's mouth to to just crush man. But I've done
it with Trace Atkins and Jelly. I've done twice with
(36:21):
Jelly Roll on the opera. Yes, so it's really cool
to get out and do that stuff. Man.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
And the Nashville has got going on on, Julie. You
know the balls of Premiere Network on the move to Nashville.
They're always a shutdown in New York because of the
COVID and they just quit going. She moved to Nashville
so loves it right there.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
It is a fantastic city. Man, it is so much fun.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
And and you and your Moonshiners, Man, that just tickles
me what you have done with this. Of course, you
know Martin Digger we met them before.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Says, hey, you talk to him a little while ago.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Man, Yeah, cool, Josh. Of course, Mark Rodgers, I've got
to honk fish with him a few times, right.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
They say Mark Rodgers is the most authentic mountain man
on that show. That cat is the real deal.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
He will go off by himself for a weak bear hunting.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Got you And if any of y'all are unfamiliar with
what we're talking about, it is on the Discovery Channel
a show called Moonshiners where they follow groups teams if
you will, of moonshiners cooking up illegal hoot out in
the woods and then selling it hiding from the police
on camera. So what could go long?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
This show was made for you.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
So the filming is currently already filming for season fourteen.
It'll be season nine for me. So it has really
been And they have taught me how to make freaking moonshine.
That blows me away.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
That's a deal killed that that's just what tickles me.
It ain't just they're just tending like they got you
out there for some comic relief.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Man.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
You you have learned.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
This right, It's been an amazing you know. There's a
competition show that they have called Master Distiller, which comes
on the tail end of the Moonshine episodes, and it
is a legit competition from people all over the country. Well,
this Appalachian ambrosia moonshine that I brought you, which is
(38:21):
available from Moonshine International dot com legally, by the way, legally,
but this is what I made on Master Distiller a
couple of years ago when I won my episode, and
so uh, and the way this came about man Corpora
and I toured the country and we know, people all
over America and they would come to our hotel or
(38:42):
we would go to their homes and mix our ingredients
for this. And this is the moonshine that I made
on the show. So I called my distiller. We were
gonna do stinging Honey, killer Bee, Stinging Honey, but we
ended up making that on the show, and I knew
it was gonna air on international TV. So I call
a guy, go, man, look, let's do this, Ambrosia, because
(39:04):
it's you know, that'll be air and coming up in
some months. So we went with that, and it is
really a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Man, this is need.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
It's kind of for the female demographic.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
If you will. Well, well that's what I was gonna
ask you about, because a nice picture of you there. Moonshiner,
killer bees, Appalachian Ambrosia says she shed approved.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Correct, man. We signed our deal with the distillery. You know,
I went and looked in the in the stores and
stuff and it was all high proof, you know stuff,
and I thought, well, there's nothing for the female demographic.
So that's what this is. On the sides, you can
say I put stuff like night your Nano's moonshine.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah, it's my party, then I'll shine if I want
to on the Star.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
I also put makes thirty percent of husbands look hot again,
and get this, the FEDS kicked my license out of
the system, and Scull did me and told me, you
can't prove it makes thirty percent. So it was I
had to remove that line from the label before they
(40:10):
gave me my PREMI evidently some guy that was forty
five percent ugly I was going to do working my case.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Imbout. Never sleep with an ugly man again. You might
wake up with one.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Like what, that's not bad because moonshine goggles or a.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Thing there's need. But by South Mount just telly comy.
And what's the website again for the Moonshine International.
Speaker 5 (40:45):
Moonshine International dot com. There you go, and so what
and this also now this is in stores in North Carolina.
I believe North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama's on the
ABC stores at the Hall.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Good stuff. Buddy, all right, killobees dot com. Course keep
up with them right there. Big show rolls.
Speaker 17 (41:06):
On Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
It's a Big Shawn the radio special Guys killo Bees,
Moonshiner KILLO be hanging out with us this morning portion
un of the broadcast brought to you by JD's Howdy Friends.
Speaker 23 (41:45):
Well, it's finally that time of year once again when
them young is run back off to school, and y'all
know what that means. It's time to get a night
job and spend all day long wrinting skin flicks off
in a digital cable box. Now the ten little snot
Lakers are gonna be out and you here for a while.
It's time to run on down to JD's twenty four
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gift bait and Tackle discount cigarette outlet.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
I heard that.
Speaker 23 (42:03):
It's right, friends, we got all you and the littlands
need to make this your fall the best and ever
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Fully digital fourteen megapixel spy camera disguised as an EG
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photos of that hot new sixth grade teacher. Good Lord, Now,
now the tim youngins are out of the house. Now
it's a good time to stock up on JD's all
new gut splatter homemade strawberry wine guaranteed to knuck you
flatter than one of them new age vegetarian girls. We
got launch of letters, can Cozy's melt buckles, buffered aspern handcuffs, radiators,
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JD's is proud toing out some several work out of
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Four styles of coffin blueprints made entirely out away for board,
and if you act right now, get a free drain
holding six gallons for hell to hide. And what better
way to keep the life occupied than JD's bedroom Help
her grocery bags feature in the faces of some of
the hottest women known to man, including Dolly Parton, Tracy Lords,
Liz Hurley in That Hot Little Pharmacist, Chick alley On, Andy.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Griffith, Oo, Sure Daddy, and while.
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You're down here, check out the new releases in the
video department, including the blockbuster documentary film John Boys Mader
Plant narrated by Caterpillar Dutch driver Ward Burton.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
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From the Food City, and then some fellers dope got
red up and took a big steaming.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
So why is a leading fir turn off at TV?
Speaker 23 (43:39):
And gets you hiding on down to JEDD's twenty four
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back and tackle discount cigarette Outlo Coompies at our new
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Speaker 1 (43:50):
Good Today, Yay, j D's wat a Southern boy.
Speaker 8 (43:55):
Name all wait here my live, don't hunt well her
ho it's home, I Ho hond I was hond o God, Hey,
everyone knows that's lad listen. It is laud listen, it's
leud listen my j horadios fixt it's loud lest it's
(44:15):
left less.
Speaker 9 (44:16):
Pop honey is no Noah, God.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
I'm coming up every need No I know, oh.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
What yeh, good morning. It's a big Sean radios. Killer
(45:02):
Bees Corporate hanging out in our corporate spot in a
little bit, uh. Killer playing this Saturday the Gibson Theater
in Shelby, North Carolina. A week from next Wednesday, the
Grand Old Opery. If I want to get near you,
go to killer Bees dot com.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
In minutes, Doug Rice is gonna be joining us. Let's
see Austin Dylan knocked a couple had the way in
one Richmond. He's still keeping up. Dear buddy man. We
had us in times Sharlotte Motorspaces.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
Yeah, we did. Billy legends call.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
I don't think the statue of limitations has run out
on everything.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
She might want to just you know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Good times, good time?
Speaker 9 (45:50):
Were you there?
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Killer? Remember when we're talking about Carolina Panthers, when was
hanging out with Mark, when they were going around trying
to get people to buy ps ls. This was yah.
That's and Margaretchardson. Yeah, and we would take him to
the race track, you know, and introduce him around and.
Speaker 19 (46:06):
Get the nobbing. Yeah yeah, with with our people. Luckily
y'all can't see his hands right now. I don't know
why memory popped in my mind.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
Let me see your hands nobbing?
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah. That that was later when uh, when corporate said
I was heavy.
Speaker 5 (46:27):
Get John boys heavy that nineteen eighty nine, nineteen ninety nine.
Whey was that I was in Nashville and what's that hotel?
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Grove Parking, Parking common Corps come to.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
Me them boys heavy.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
We were just talking about that. We had a bus
made out of lard and was there Iowa governor, Wisconsin
government had one made out of cheese.
Speaker 5 (46:58):
Lord, we went we went Grove Park in a month ago,
I think it was a month ago. You went by there,
just went and had lunch and this sating went. Man,
I remember all that stuff. So so anyway, hey, I
have a flamethrower fast, No, it's not. This is an
exothermic is the brand I've seen.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
They even make them that you can mount to a drone. Man,
imagine come across that killing PRIs.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
We squirted it in the parking lot at the church.
And Wednesday night at Bible class, we were we were
in there and Pastor Bryant, Pastor Brian goes, here's what
I want you to do next week for Bible class.
Right down on a piece of paper, stuff that's holding
you back in your life, stuff you need to just
let go of, you know, write it here. If we're
not gonna read it out, not letting bears people bring
(47:52):
it in, we're gonna wide it up and put it
in that metal can and we're gonna take it out
to the parking lot and say the prayer of it
and burn the notes and see if people can get delivered.
So there's a good idea. A guy on the other
side of the church goes bees has a flamethrower, So
I go, I'm a flamethrower. And Pastor Brian goes flamethrowing
(48:14):
the parking lot. Next Wednesday, Hugh, just turn out for
Bible study they have ever had in the history of
that church. It was. And I'm showing Randy, there's Pastor
Brian squirting the flamethrower in the church parking lot.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Ain't not a squirre that's throwing that volume.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
And that little flame thrower will fit. It will fit
on those rails that go on a gun like you
put your flash right on. Yeah, it only holds a
quart of gasoline or gasoline diesel mixed.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
You charge it with the Wallboart has USB port.
Speaker 10 (48:54):
And you have to charge it up.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I gotta have one him.
Speaker 19 (48:59):
That's Game Company makes them that you can mount on
the bottom of a drone.
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