May 8, 2025 • 44 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll talk with our buddy and legendary guitarist, Gary Hoey about his new album “Avalanche” - and we’ll give the title cut a spin.. - Astronerd slipped in through the service entrance again.. - Gary Busey is planning a Hollywood Prom Night - and spills the details in an entry into his diary.. - Doug Rice has the story on how to make enemies in Texas and how Karma really can be a bitch - and some predictions for Kansas this Sunday.. - Hoyt and the Jr. Nation Band scrub off their hit single, “Leave Me Alone”.. - and we’ll wrap up with a John Boy & Billy Playhouse entitled, “The World’s Oldest Mom”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got the Big show on the radio.
More chances you to.
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Win coming up after your news. Wedthers Barts.
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Up leaving his soul, parting the waters of the Medulla.
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Speaker 6 (00:46):
You like that one, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Dogging do to do up and out on It is
Thursday morning. May the age a good start on this
Monday we're here. Don't have a good old show? Oh hole,
good morning everybody. We all said I good mornings. Let's
say I'm on the radio. Okay, good mornay morning.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Okay. Uh Looking at about an hour from right now,
our boy Gary Hoy gonna get up and join us.
He's got a brand new rock and roll album. You know,
Gary Ho ho Hoy. Always at Christmas time we talked, boy.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Got to say he is outdone himself. Yeah, he has
really gotten into the rock and roll roots where he belonged.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And uh new tune Avalanche. We're gonna play that. We're
gonna premiere it right here on the big Show. And
then we got a music video to go along with
that too. You can look it up. Find out where
we can pull that up turn, I'm sure on YouTube.
It's easy. Gary Hoe, he't you too, boy good. We'll
get him here in about an hour and man man bam.
Then man, he was getting in the sittle inn here.
(02:27):
Made the eighth special National.
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Days y'all looking at.
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Never mind, I'll do who I can't show my National
Days and a half? Oh there wasn't they think important?
National Third Shift Workers Day? All right, y'all getting ready
to get off work? Yeah, man, I think it's good
of everybody. We're in the graveyard shift. Sometimes sometimes it
works great. You know, I kind of enjoyed a little
bit when I was in disc jockey overnight.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
Make that schedule, yeah, because he could go off format,
play whatever so you wanted, and you know the PD's asleep,
he ain't calling, so yeah, he enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
National Student Nurse Day. We've had some nurse Day and
school Nurse Day. Now student nurse Day. Gotta start appreciate
your own national have a coke Day and this national
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three days in history where we'll get our categories. Eighteen
(04:14):
forty seven, Robert Thompson patented rubber tires he called air wheels.
Get it, you're filled with air. Let's just stay with
the wheels the tire, all right. Move up to nineteen
forty four, The World's first eye Bank opened in New
York City, sharing human coronas for use in operations. What
(04:38):
does that part of ornias corneaws? It is for use
in operations.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
Oh so it's an eyebank and not like an Apple
I bank first, That makes.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You more sorry.
Speaker 10 (04:49):
When he first said iBank, I was like, like iPhone.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Oh, okay, I'll stay over here.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'll tell you all right, as long as you're gonna
explain them. It's okay, okay, this thing about eyes okay
for that category. And finally, twenty twenty one, Tesla Chief
executive Elon Musk hosted Saturday Night Live. That was before
he turned evil, according to trying to save money from
(05:15):
the government. What's wrong with him? In his Little Boy
Geniuses dog gonet. Okay, there's our three categories. I was
being sarcastic.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I want to overhear traits.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Now you're gonna be quiet. AI. Oh there you go.
Let's play one eight hundred Big Show you told free
line outbursts his neck. Good morning, there's a big show
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on the radio. Thursday morning, May eighth. Our future track
from The Big Show, Big Box and Playhouse entitled.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
The World's Oldest Mother key words.
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Oldest mother, hit the bid box app the Big Show
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Let's play uppers. It's the game that anyone can win,
John Boy and Billy. We give the prizes from the
big Prize being.
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Let's go contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun in your
playing uppers.
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Have a lurry up and guest time you love the
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Pay it from Morocco, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
We have the shots doing like I did. Donna.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Hey, good morning, Donnie, Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome you
ready to get through these three categories? Always asset. I'm
assuming you are because here you are. Well not to you,
but I'm just yeah, all right, good morning, the morning read.
Let's do it the five seconds. Three things that have
(07:27):
rubber tires ready.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Go, cars, trucks, and motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
All right, Donna. Now three eye colors ready.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Go green, blue, and brown.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And for the win. Three people who've hosted Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Ready go, uh, Tom hank Elon Musk and Steve Mark.
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in your jail. That's it, time capsule, Please make something
(08:25):
up money, I got to sit here.
Speaker 11 (08:30):
H m. This is the award winning Joh Boy and
(08:59):
Billy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
The South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
Clippery cloppery, clank clank clue. I'm old and I hate television.
Speaker 12 (09:18):
In my day, we didn't have no five thousand channels
direct sadielite tbo recording, high definition flat screen boob tubular brain.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Poisoning television shows. We made our own entertainment.
Speaker 12 (09:33):
After a nice day of struggling to survive, we killed
something for dinner, and while it was cooking, we'd play
a game like five finger Charades, where you'd close your
eyes and grope your next to kin.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
How About a rousing.
Speaker 11 (09:52):
Round a pin the tail on the dumbass, where you
took a real animal tail and a tenpenny nail and
try I had to hammer it into the lower spine
of any of your stupid shirt tear relation who were
too slow to move out of the way.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Or my personal favorite, Name that.
Speaker 11 (10:10):
Cousin, where you'd get Jay Bird naked and greased up
with bacon fat. Then you'd go into a dark room
and name the cousin you were getting jiggy with, which
was not as easy as it sounds, since they all
had so much body hair.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
Pop hippity hop. Look at me, I'm a cousin humpin'.
Speaker 11 (10:36):
Peltstrokeing goober, sticking up pork fat and carrying on the
glorious Southern tradition of inbreeding.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
Behold as I embraced my heritage. Yippy whippy, zippy zoo.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's how we rolled.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
Sometimes we'd enjoy a good book, so we tracked down
ball Neck Philbert.
Speaker 12 (10:58):
Haskins, who got his name from a gigantic goiter on
the side of his neck. He was horrible to look at,
but he was the only person in town who could
read what the Tinker's Damn? So you'd sit with your
back to him to keep from losing your lunch, and
you didn't know what what. I didn't know that he
was dyslexic, so it seemed normal when he read a
Zan of the Tars.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
And the Ozon of Whiz.
Speaker 12 (11:25):
And my personal favorite, the sama Kutra, where he single
handedly turned twenty eighth sexual positions into fifty six. And
all of a sudden, you were talking like Philibert, switching
letters every witch away and you'd wander into a nearby
town where they'd mistake you for some strange foreigner and
chase you with pitchforks and torches, and your pathetic cries
(11:46):
of play play were ignored, and you were skinned and beaten,
all because you were.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Too stupid to learn to read.
Speaker 10 (11:58):
Wow, Dora, look at me.
Speaker 12 (12:00):
I'm an ignorant, skinless bumpkin listening to some swollen frea
creat stories in big Latin and begging for mercy in
unintelligible gibberish. Kill us, all the world will be a
better place jibbery g And we loved it. Or we'd
enjoy a sing along. We'd gather around the church organ
with Reverend Oakley Snodgrass. He had great, big buck teeth
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that made him look like a brayon jackass when he sang,
and he was a miserable drunk, and even though he
thought we didn't see him, we knew he was blott
Oh by the time he got to amazing grace, and
the more he drank, the more entertaining he got. Pretty
soon he'd start singing the dirty songs he learned in
the navy, songs about swimming with bowlegged women and making
(12:44):
whoopy with them loose Filippino goals. Pretty soon, Sunday Nights
sing Along became the two am show at the Sahara
with the dirtiest jokes you ever heard. Then he'd sober
up until you were all going to hell, But you
didn't care because you knew he three times to pervert.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
You can ever hope to be.
Speaker 11 (13:05):
Slippery, slippery slw Look at me, I'm a down home degenerate.
I held bound him singing hate seed. Tell me more
about the Haitian houchie, Mama's pastor pervy. Who needs an
idiot box? We've got the Reverend Red Fox and we
liked it.
Speaker 10 (13:22):
We loved it. Flibberty flu I hate television, John Boy
and Dilly.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The television a medium so called because it is neither
rare nor well done. How about that morning radio done.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Right, good morning, And that's a big show on the radio.
(14:09):
And our boy Gary Hoy got a brand new album.
We're gonna talk to Gary usually hit them around the
ho ho Holy Holidays. We're gonna playing you two and
he's got rocking out here in just a second as well,
So hey for that right now?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, let him in.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well, our oldest fan is around there somewhere. His first
stops always at free coffee and cozying up to the
snack girl. So hell here he is.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Welcome back to the big show, the man, the myth,
the legend, Nerve o Tea Wheeler.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Hey, John boy, you almost got that right. I'm not
a myth. I'm a mythter. I'm my mistake. You'll be
the first to know if I ever decide to do
that transition thing. So why will I be the first note?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Well?
Speaker 11 (14:55):
Hell, I need some women's clothes and the triple X
T shirts A yearn to make good dress.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, I was a mom. So what are you out
about for today, Nerve?
Speaker 11 (15:05):
Well, normally around this time of year, you know, I
being sprang and all, I'd be getting my my mower
blades sharpened or the tractor tires replaced.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You got a pretty big place out there, right, Yeah,
twenty steven acres.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
All open land. That's got to be tough to mow. Yeah,
well you used to be until I got my secret
weapon neighbor kid to do the mowing.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
No, sir, goats goats goats nature is lawnmowar.
Speaker 11 (15:30):
They don't take guys their batteries you ain't got to
feed them, and they don't make a mess. And it's
a hoot watching them fire them little button berries out
of there.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Hind end like a gottling gun.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
How many you got butt berries?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Or goat the goats? Twenty seven? One? Free Chaker and
brother man. Let me tell you they get that job
done well.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
But they do.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
So what made you decide to get goats?
Speaker 11 (15:53):
Well, I've always liked the goat. You don't goat got personality.
I'll never forget my first goat. My buddy Carlyle Fincher
and me, we was coming home from the beach and
his Mustang and we just had a big barbecue lunch
and Carlyle's toot tunnel was getting the workout, and I
was cussing him out right and left about the smell,
(16:13):
and right about then, this this big old goat and
he stepped right into the road and Carlyle hid it.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Oh that's not good, that's what the goat said, And
I was upset.
Speaker 11 (16:23):
I got out of that car and I went over
to check on him, and it was just knocked out,
but he was still hurting pretty good. I told Carlyle,
I said, now you come and help me, and we're
gonna put that goat in the back seat and I'm
gonna take him home with me.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Carlyle says, well.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
What about that terrible stinking smell in my car? And
I said, well, hell, if it means that much to you,
I guess I could reach back there and hold his
nose for it.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
So yeah, yeah, sure did did?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Did you name it?
Speaker 11 (16:49):
Billy Vanilly? They was popular back then. All well, listen,
I I'm gonna get head out for about to eat
with a snack.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Gal.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
You got to keep your bread butter, so well, behave yourself,
said John Boy.
Speaker 11 (17:04):
Well listen, you keep your saddle old and your gun grased,
and holler if you need.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio,
more chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports. Mama.
Speaker 11 (17:18):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Why do I have to listen to that John.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
Boy person and Billy whoever on that noisy big shoe button.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Mama, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(18:12):
I guess Gary ho Ho ho Way will join us
in minutes. First, want to play the new single off
his album Gerrigan, back to his rock and roll roots.
This tune is called Avalanche.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Cotton on my Arm.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It's ration.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
My coss Man's lies, broken bone. I hear that sound,
come out to take my home.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
It's not an.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Ass left.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
All of its crash and die. It's not anna ask.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
No day like to move.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
It's back bruising broken.
Speaker 9 (19:34):
I can't feel a thing.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Do the devastation. It's gonna stay life as well, blackened eyes.
I hear the sound, come out, dig my life. It's
not gonna as all love it, squash it down. It's
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like a.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
No day.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Let you be fay.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's not gonna a.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
Little halloa. This is grass and die. It's not gonna
ave no day I to be fine.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
He's not gonna a iload.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Its crash and die.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
It's not gonna.
Speaker 11 (21:44):
Have a little.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
No day to be fine.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Good morning, make shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play John Boy Jepardy, somebody will win. The LS Tractor
Prize pack includes a cool hat, stainless steel insulated tumbler
in a keychain O to LS Tractor USA dot com
find your local dealer. Learned why customers start blue and
stay blue. Well, we just heard the Man single that
will be released on all digital platforms tomorrow May ninth.
(22:29):
He is Gary Ho ho hoy. It ain't Christmas time.
We were usually talking to Gary, but dog going it.
It feels like Christmas because he's got a new album,
first new album in six years. He's on the line now.
Good morning, mister HOI.
Speaker 9 (22:45):
Good morning, my friends.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
How are you Man? We are awesome, Gary, We are
awesomebody right off the bat. Congratulations man. That Avalanche tune
that is awesome. And y'all you can see the video
at YouTube and well, Gary's this way to go Man,
that's away. Appreciate you shared it with us.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
Man oh man, I can't thank you guys enough. I
appreciate it so much. And Avalanche is six years in
the making. Right before COVID hit, I was taking care
of my mama and took a couple of years off
the road. And then she passed a couple of years ago,
and then my sister passed, my young sister from cancer
a few months before my mom. So my life was
(23:24):
in a bit of a tail spin. And I came
back from that and then and I felt like I
got hit by an avalanche, but I'm back.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
That's awesome. Gary. We were keeping up with you, Jackie
tell us about you had some rough times there, but
so hits you like an avalanche. So that explains the
title of the tune Avalanche And the man that guitar
work is awesome.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Is that your boy on stage with you?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Tell you Gary?
Speaker 9 (23:48):
Yep, that's my son Ian twenty three now playing guitar
with me, just really bringing it home. He also played
on a song called Dio Mama, which is on the record.
We did as a tribute to my mom, and my
niece played with us and chief sang vocals, and she
was the daughter of my sister who passed away. So
it was just a nice family affair and the record
(24:11):
has just been a lot of people have been really
loving hearing the stuff live. We've been doing some of
the songs.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
That is awesome. The new album, Avalanche, CD and vinyl
copies can be ordered now at Garyhoy dot com. Gonna
be available digitally on all streaming platforms beginning tomorrow. As
we said tomorrow Friday, May ninth, and the video for
the album's title track see Gary is Singing and Shredding
(24:38):
is on YouTube right now, and man, Geary, I can't
believe it, buddy, look into this. This year, twenty twenty five,
will mark the thirtieth anniversary of your very popular Ho
Ho Holy Holiday series, which includes your tour and of
course you give away guitar every Christmas. Our longtime big
show listeners used to hearing your round this time it's
(25:01):
so awesome. Now we get to celebrate a new album. Man,
you just turn it loose.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I don't believe you lost the staff every buddy.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Nope.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
Oh, thank you guys so much. Man, you know I
appreciate it. I can't believe it's been thirty years. Will
be the Ho Ho Ho, and we're going to have
a new record out this year, a brand new holiday
album to go with the thirtieth ann FIRS three. So
I can't wait for you guys to hear some of
the fun, fun things and surprises I'm gonna pull out.
It's gonna be really fun.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's awesome because I know last year you had the
holiday single Angels We've Heard on High and then the
year before that, in twenty three, you had the Nutcracker,
the Sugar Plumb Fairy Peanuts. So Charlie Brown Christmas still
one of my favorites of Wald tod Way rock on
Nappa Boy.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
I'm surprised that the folks that Trans Siberian Orchestra haven't
approached to you, Gary.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
You'd be such a great match with them.
Speaker 9 (25:51):
Yes, I think that would be great. You know, I
know Al Patrolli, and I know Joe Holstra, and you
know Alan my radio agent, he works with them sometimes.
So yeah, we got to make that happen. Man, it
would be so fun.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Oh, you'd be perfect for that.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, he ain't doing to bad right now?
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well, we all get you a copy of Avalanche available
now Garyhoy dot com. It's the website, Facebook, Gary Hoey
Official page, Twitter at Gary Hoy Band and Instagram at
Gary Hoy. All right, good luck, let's touch base again.
Let's not wait till Christmas this year, all right, buddy?
Speaker 9 (26:29):
All right man, you guys are the best. I can't
take you enough.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Love you guys, Thank you, love you man, Thank you
so much. There's Gary Howy. Check out the video YouTube
is the lead us all I know you just heard us,
so you like it? All right, good man? Well let's
play John Boygeofardy let's review yesterday's question, h Superman's first
supper power.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I'm tried.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I know, I'm trying to have those, all right. Superman
first Bear comic books in nineteen thirty eight. He didn't
have the superpower, and now he.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Does to get flying. All right, YadA, YadA, YadA. There's
John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Advertisements for this feminine product first appeared on TV in
nineteen fifty one with live models. Weren't allowed to show
them until nineteen eighty seven. What is the ordorance for
the unvuneables?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I wish it was?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
No. I don't no, no, don't make me think about
it yet.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
What y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Come on and play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Thursday
(27:58):
Morning's Big Show on the radio. We got our feature
track from the Big Show bit box billing you that
al before you, Mama, there's a playhouse entitled the World's
Oldest Mother.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Key words Oldest Mother.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
When you hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot com. Right now, let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
It's John boyd jepla and now a man who sends
attention Loomy whole bodied deodorant.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
We get it. Women's butt cracks a stink too.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Stop interrupting the ball game to remind us he's John boy.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I just tell why we're at things that annoying me
watching DV well, Will Ferrell, will you sit down and
shut up? It was mildly amusing when you were in
elf and you're running around like that, but singing, oh yeah,
come on loud and the noxious is not the same
thing as funny, says all right, let's get.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Back to our job.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Need to be there.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Hey, my gott a Syneca, South Carolina. How are you, buddy?
I'm gonna how about you? Joah boy Well, I don't
know you've been listening to me rave a little bit.
I think I'm gonna be all right. If that's all
I got to complain about. I guess I'm doing pretty good. Yeah,
that's true. First world problem, says it. All right, damn well,
let's see what you got for the John boyd Jepardy
(29:34):
Mike first shot at it advertisements for this feminine product.
I know. They first appeared on television in nineteen fifty one,
but live models were not allowed to show him until
nineteen eighty seven. What you got there, Mike.
Speaker 9 (29:55):
Fifty one?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
That's a day or two for my time at all.
Women hadn't changed that much up there. Bra. Okay, well
maybe that is it. Let's see advertisements for a bra.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yes it was the old.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I know you well enough to know that.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
If you're channel surfing and you hit upon a BRA commercial, yes, stop.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah saying that new sports brot.
Speaker 10 (30:39):
No, you're not watching the right show.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Hick connects in the back. Oh okay, yeah, well you
don't worry about happens watching.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I know it's one well, I know it's It's just
like I could do everything in it.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
I could run it.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
I could do that commercial.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
We're right if you these guys batching TV when you
couldn't even see a brawl TV, like you said, go
take that spray and sprayed down the CAUs you a steak?
Speaker 7 (31:10):
You kidding me?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
You already covered that right very much.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
So here's the part against me. It lasts seventy two hours.
Who in the hell ain't gonna watch them much in
seventy two hours?
Speaker 10 (31:21):
That's my thing.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Well, I don't know there have been times if you
watching seventy two hours, you've got bigger problems.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Right, Well, Mike, Hey, it's worked out for you, buddy,
the big old prize back head down the Seneca.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
Oh, I appreciate it, buddy.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I don't believe I'm little showered about seventy two hours
run bugging me the can. That's bright right, Okay.
Speaker 10 (31:55):
I'm gonna wear this brack.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
One of these were playing, Eh morning, that's a big
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shawn a radio. All right, Yeah, we're gonna let astro
learn have a few minutes here. Because the famous insult comic,
the best of all time, Don Rickles, would have been
ninety nine years old today. There he was the voice
of mister Potato heading toy story for you younger one.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh, he was so good on those roasts.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Insult comic. Not for everybody. Let's find out what I'm
talking about. Well, you gotta give him credit for not
giving up. Thank God, give him extra credit if he did.
Here's what you handle this time, nerd, that's dunk?
Speaker 10 (33:20):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 13 (33:21):
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soop and poop
a better introduction than that?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
What are you hooked on? Illiteracy? Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Not bad?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Huh?
Speaker 13 (33:30):
I decided that my comedic niche is insult humor. I'm
billing myself as Don Rackles. Don Rackles really too Jewish? No,
it sounds so much like Don Rickles. Who Don Reckles
the greatest insult comic in history?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Who hoo hoo? Do you poot thoo feathers?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Huh like an ow poot thoo feathers?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
That's good? Can I.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Here is?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, your name of Spencer Rackley?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I get it. Enjoy the insult comedy stylings.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Of Don Rackles. Thanks, hockey stick what.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Light down?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I'm working here? Hockey stick puck?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
What puck?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Hey, this is the family show.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Hockey puck, not hockey sticky idiot, I'm a hockey puck.
Speaker 13 (34:26):
Congratulations? Can I do my stuff now?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I don't know?
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Can you? Hey, Jethro, don't you have to get home
and clean the themet pond? Larry the cable gut called.
He wants his act back.
Speaker 13 (34:41):
Along with his shirt? Where'd you get that thing? Did
a lesbian have a.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yard that does?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Not? Man? What about Hermie Sadler?
Speaker 11 (34:49):
That's what Raiths fans always say after everyone else has
crossed the finish line, And what's with that haircut?
Speaker 13 (34:57):
It's like the Green Mile special barber must work it
not so great clips.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Try Billy, Billy Billy. Where is he?
Speaker 12 (35:09):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (35:09):
There he is behind that grain of rice boom roasted. Hey,
I love you in that commercial? Does it take you
long to get into that Gecko costume?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Hanson?
Speaker 11 (35:22):
Hey, Hanson, are you waving at me? I can't see
your hands from three feet away. He's the only guy
I know that has to buy the winter kendle to
get a new paramittes. Hey, I've got one aspirin in
the bottom of this bottle. Could you reach in and.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Get it for me? Now?
Speaker 13 (35:44):
Jackie Jackie, who can insult Jackie? Everybody loves Jackie. Let's
give her a hand. Oh never mind, looks like she's
got plenty. It's like King Kong became a costume jewelry model.
She high five the guy put him in the hospital.
I get Tater, take a number. Seriously, Tater, you look fantastic.
(36:08):
You've lost so much weight. Look behind you you'll find it.
And that balcony, Wow, it's like a blonde bumper. Cards
loosening the studio. This guy notes what I'm talking about.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but you may be
onto something.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yes, choke on that you hate her? I'm a hit.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
I just hope you got thick skid.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
What do you mean? Well, some people aren't going to
like this.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
They might talk back, you know, say things like, Hey, Astronaud,
I'm teaching Pearl to be cadaver dog. Will you help
her practice? The pyramids? Called your due back in the
saragophagus by nine? Hey, have you ever talked to a
woman without having to give a credit card number?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Who told you about that?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
We know you got a telescope, but your head is
always up your butt? So do you have colonoscop scope too?
Speaker 10 (37:10):
You think you're a hit?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Look around the room, asra A nerd is a who's
who of who cares there? You're right? This is fun,
astro Nerd.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
What's wrong?
Speaker 9 (37:22):
Well?
Speaker 10 (37:22):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
What my feelings are hurts.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
If you're gonna dish it out, you better be able
to take it. Well. I can't.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I won't. I'm emotionally delicate.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
So what are you gonna do? Quinn?
Speaker 11 (37:35):
Yes, finally, maybe I'll try my hand in prop comedy
or political humor. Hey, I'm no quitter. I'll find something.
It's a work in progress. Good look se you losers.
Next time big show audience, best audience in the world.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Come on, Morty, good morning, there's a big show on
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the radio. And now an entry into the diary of
Gary Busey. Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Beauty Well Diary.
Speaker 11 (38:36):
I'm just checking in to gloat on another incredible, amazing, fantastical,
inspirational beauty accomplishment. No I didn't get another Oscar nomination.
No I didn't get a call to star in another
installment of Big Girls from the planet Hillbilly. There was
something much more fulfilling the first annual Big Bash. Do
(39:00):
you see Hollywood Senior pro You can rock and you
can roll in, play cord hole at the prom. You
can eat little winters and dance within between ers at
the prom. Don't be surprised if you catch me making
out with your mom. Put it as a bunk bag.
(39:21):
The idea come to me because so many stars and
starlets of a certain age missed their proms due to
their work obligations.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
But when Old.
Speaker 11 (39:30):
Magnanimous abuse his sense is in need, he does his
dad gum best to rectify crazy Frankie and I found
the perfect venue. Now, when you're looking for a place
like that, it's important to have somewhere the most Hollywood
knew about and had been to. And this was an
abandoned warehouse in West Hollywood where they used to make
(39:50):
pink pucker pets, butt beads and booty paraphernalia.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah yeah yah yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Goes and weasel a thrill that's cheaper than a gallon
of diesel. Pull the cord and get a treat. It
can't be beat at Pink Punker Pete's.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
If your world.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Will be different, Come the dog? Is that a farner?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Just to y'all get it?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Got it good enough?
Speaker 11 (40:19):
As anyone who's ever been to a prom knows, the
theme is a big deal. Crazy Frank you suggested a
return to Epstein's Island, but we realized that most of
the gals attending would be over eighteen, so that was
a wash. We throw it around has beans and Lisbans,
(40:39):
but it felt like we was leaving some folks out.
Maybe we needed to be edgy. So two girls, one
cup almost made the cut, but then we prized to
go and rate for barf buckets and it just didn't
make dollars and cents.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Get it hard, hardy, har hard.
Speaker 11 (40:59):
In the end, Late and Safe with Promie Wood the sequel,
Get your tickets, don't be late couple one don't need
a date, a passel full of straits and fruits. One
morning comes, he'll be knocking boots.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Push pull, push pull, just like riding up Brahma bull Men.
Speaker 11 (41:19):
As far as food went, we had little meatballs and
pigs in a blanket, and the food weren't bad neither,
but the food were nearly as impressive as the amenities.
I got a hold of some of my buddies that
got this classic car club and they set up a
dozen vintage cars around the perimeter of the dance floor. See,
(41:39):
so when these horn dogs had the mood hit them,
they had a back seat they could retire to so
they could do.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
What comes naturally.
Speaker 7 (41:47):
And boy was at a hit.
Speaker 11 (41:49):
Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor Flee rekindled their romance in the
back seat of a vintage Caddy. New Odd couple Caitlyn
Jenner and Tanya Harding wound up in the back of
a Chevy Van and that's all right with me. Share
kidnapped one of the teenage Valet Parkers into an old
Chevy Impala.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
That didn't last long.
Speaker 11 (42:13):
After about five minutes he come out of that car
Scoreeman like a banjay. Oh it's a shame really, that's
probably the first time he ever saw a naked woman.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It'll be scarred for life.
Speaker 11 (42:32):
And Dayton Nathan Lane for it's all set and down
seeing all that gray and Wrinkley gives a fellow the
shrively shrinkies them giant teeth Audentery or the date a
girl born in this century?
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Robin Gary wins again.
Speaker 11 (42:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a night of wonders and
miracles Diary. A record producer was there and the band
we hired, Whistling Bungholes, got a contract.
Speaker 10 (43:03):
But no regret all.
Speaker 11 (43:05):
Robert de Niro went home with a white woman and
Sydney Sweeney landed a big movie and she doesn't even
have to take the hooters out for a walk. By
the time the night was over, about five hundred folks
at the time of their lives, and they owe it
all of me. On the way out of the door,
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we handed out fifty percent off coupons to the West
Hollywood Freaklinic. We even gave one hundred percent off coupons
to Andy Dick and Kathy Griffin on account of they
were in charge of cleaning the back seats. Gary Busey says.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
You're welcome e.
Speaker 11 (43:43):
All well, Diary, I got a ski daddle, Me and
Kathy Bates are going for our monthly Bukini wax and
let me tell you, brother, it's an all day fine
until next time. Extras and O's Gary
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Beau
Good morning. You got the Big show on the radio.
More chances you to.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Win coming up after your news. Wedthers Barts.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh kill. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the heat of the
Launderman fan leaving this soul and then like in petrygo
dot dot dot, you know, kind of host set.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Up leaving his soul, parting the waters of the Medulla.
Oblong goha with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
You like that one, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Dogging do to do up and out on It is
Thursday morning. May the age a good start on this
Monday we're here. Don't have a good old show? Oh hole,
good morning everybody. We all said I good mornings. Let's
say I'm on the radio. Okay, good mornay morning.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Okay. Uh Looking at about an hour from right now,
our boy Gary Hoy gonna get up and join us.
He's got a brand new rock and roll album. You know,
Gary Ho ho Hoy. Always at Christmas time we talked, boy.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Got to say he is outdone himself. Yeah, he has
really gotten into the rock and roll roots where he belonged.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And uh new tune Avalanche. We're gonna play that. We're
gonna premiere it right here on the big Show. And
then we got a music video to go along with
that too. You can look it up. Find out where
we can pull that up turn, I'm sure on YouTube.
It's easy. Gary Hoe, he't you too, boy good. We'll
get him here in about an hour and man man bam.
Then man, he was getting in the sittle inn here.
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Made the eighth special National.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
Days y'all looking at.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Never mind, I'll do who I can't show my National
Days and a half? Oh there wasn't they think important?
National Third Shift Workers Day? All right, y'all getting ready
to get off work? Yeah, man, I think it's good
of everybody. We're in the graveyard shift. Sometimes sometimes it
works great. You know, I kind of enjoyed a little
bit when I was in disc jockey overnight.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
Make that schedule, yeah, because he could go off format,
play whatever so you wanted, and you know the PD's asleep,
he ain't calling, so yeah, he enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
National Student Nurse Day. We've had some nurse Day and
school Nurse Day. Now student nurse Day. Gotta start appreciate
your own national have a coke Day and this national
coconut cream pie. Yes, you bigpies for the pie fight. Yeah,
we got three days in history that'll get the winning beginning.
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Of course, styling and Sturgis again this year gonna be
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name is in the hat at braying you Harley, we're
giving away later as well. All right, let's do the
three days in history where we'll get our categories. Eighteen
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forty seven, Robert Thompson patented rubber tires he called air wheels.
Get it, you're filled with air. Let's just stay with
the wheels the tire, all right. Move up to nineteen
forty four, The World's first eye Bank opened in New
York City, sharing human coronas for use in operations. What
(04:38):
does that part of ornias corneaws? It is for use
in operations.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
Oh so it's an eyebank and not like an Apple
I bank first, That makes.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You more sorry.
Speaker 10 (04:49):
When he first said iBank, I was like, like iPhone.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Oh, okay, I'll stay over here.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'll tell you all right, as long as you're gonna
explain them. It's okay, okay, this thing about eyes okay
for that category. And finally, twenty twenty one, Tesla Chief
executive Elon Musk hosted Saturday Night Live. That was before
he turned evil, according to trying to save money from
(05:15):
the government. What's wrong with him? In his Little Boy
Geniuses dog gonet. Okay, there's our three categories. I was
being sarcastic.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I want to overhear traits.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Now you're gonna be quiet. AI. Oh there you go.
Let's play one eight hundred Big Show you told free
line outbursts his neck. Good morning, there's a big show
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on the radio. Thursday morning, May eighth. Our future track
from The Big Show, Big Box and Playhouse entitled.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
The World's Oldest Mother key words.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oldest mother, hit the bid box app the Big Show
dot com Utters.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Let's play uppers. It's the game that anyone can win,
John Boy and Billy. We give the prizes from the
big Prize being.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
This should really be a lot of fun in your
playing uppers.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Have a lurry up and guest time you love the
best time.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You have a big shot.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Pay it from Morocco, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
We have the shots doing like I did. Donna.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Hey, good morning, Donnie, Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome you
ready to get through these three categories? Always asset. I'm
assuming you are because here you are. Well not to you,
but I'm just yeah, all right, good morning, the morning read.
Let's do it the five seconds. Three things that have
(07:27):
rubber tires ready.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Go, cars, trucks, and motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
All right, Donna. Now three eye colors ready.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Go green, blue, and brown.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And for the win. Three people who've hosted Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Ready go, uh, Tom hank Elon Musk and Steve Mark.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Alright, Donnie, you did it, buddy, big old Lord Tiger's
prize pack head down rock Hill for you. All right,
thank you, you got it, buddy, right hour, tell me
in your jail. That's it, time capsule, Please make something
(08:25):
up money, I got to sit here.
Speaker 11 (08:30):
H m. This is the award winning Joh Boy and
(08:59):
Billy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
The South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
Clippery cloppery, clank clank clue. I'm old and I hate television.
Speaker 12 (09:18):
In my day, we didn't have no five thousand channels
direct sadielite tbo recording, high definition flat screen boob tubular brain.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Poisoning television shows. We made our own entertainment.
Speaker 12 (09:33):
After a nice day of struggling to survive, we killed
something for dinner, and while it was cooking, we'd play
a game like five finger Charades, where you'd close your
eyes and grope your next to kin.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
How About a rousing.
Speaker 11 (09:52):
Round a pin the tail on the dumbass, where you
took a real animal tail and a tenpenny nail and
try I had to hammer it into the lower spine
of any of your stupid shirt tear relation who were
too slow to move out of the way.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Or my personal favorite, Name that.
Speaker 11 (10:10):
Cousin, where you'd get Jay Bird naked and greased up
with bacon fat. Then you'd go into a dark room
and name the cousin you were getting jiggy with, which
was not as easy as it sounds, since they all
had so much body hair.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
Pop hippity hop. Look at me, I'm a cousin humpin'.
Speaker 11 (10:36):
Peltstrokeing goober, sticking up pork fat and carrying on the
glorious Southern tradition of inbreeding.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
Behold as I embraced my heritage. Yippy whippy, zippy zoo.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's how we rolled.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
Sometimes we'd enjoy a good book, so we tracked down
ball Neck Philbert.
Speaker 12 (10:58):
Haskins, who got his name from a gigantic goiter on
the side of his neck. He was horrible to look at,
but he was the only person in town who could
read what the Tinker's Damn? So you'd sit with your
back to him to keep from losing your lunch, and
you didn't know what what. I didn't know that he
was dyslexic, so it seemed normal when he read a
Zan of the Tars.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
And the Ozon of Whiz.
Speaker 12 (11:25):
And my personal favorite, the sama Kutra, where he single
handedly turned twenty eighth sexual positions into fifty six. And
all of a sudden, you were talking like Philibert, switching
letters every witch away and you'd wander into a nearby
town where they'd mistake you for some strange foreigner and
chase you with pitchforks and torches, and your pathetic cries
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of play play were ignored, and you were skinned and beaten,
all because you were.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Too stupid to learn to read.
Speaker 10 (11:58):
Wow, Dora, look at me.
Speaker 12 (12:00):
I'm an ignorant, skinless bumpkin listening to some swollen frea
creat stories in big Latin and begging for mercy in
unintelligible gibberish. Kill us, all the world will be a
better place jibbery g And we loved it. Or we'd
enjoy a sing along. We'd gather around the church organ
with Reverend Oakley Snodgrass. He had great, big buck teeth
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that made him look like a brayon jackass when he sang,
and he was a miserable drunk, and even though he
thought we didn't see him, we knew he was blott
Oh by the time he got to amazing grace, and
the more he drank, the more entertaining he got. Pretty
soon he'd start singing the dirty songs he learned in
the navy, songs about swimming with bowlegged women and making
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whoopy with them loose Filippino goals. Pretty soon, Sunday Nights
sing Along became the two am show at the Sahara
with the dirtiest jokes you ever heard. Then he'd sober
up until you were all going to hell, But you
didn't care because you knew he three times to pervert.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
You can ever hope to be.
Speaker 11 (13:05):
Slippery, slippery slw Look at me, I'm a down home degenerate.
I held bound him singing hate seed. Tell me more
about the Haitian houchie, Mama's pastor pervy. Who needs an
idiot box? We've got the Reverend Red Fox and we
liked it.
Speaker 10 (13:22):
We loved it. Flibberty flu I hate television, John Boy
and Dilly.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The television a medium so called because it is neither
rare nor well done. How about that morning radio done.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Right, good morning, And that's a big show on the radio.
(14:09):
And our boy Gary Hoy got a brand new album.
We're gonna talk to Gary usually hit them around the
ho ho Holy Holidays. We're gonna playing you two and
he's got rocking out here in just a second as well,
So hey for that right now?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, let him in.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well, our oldest fan is around there somewhere. His first
stops always at free coffee and cozying up to the
snack girl. So hell here he is.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Welcome back to the big show, the man, the myth,
the legend, Nerve o Tea Wheeler.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Hey, John boy, you almost got that right. I'm not
a myth. I'm a mythter. I'm my mistake. You'll be
the first to know if I ever decide to do
that transition thing. So why will I be the first note?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Well?
Speaker 11 (14:55):
Hell, I need some women's clothes and the triple X
T shirts A yearn to make good dress.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, I was a mom. So what are you out
about for today, Nerve?
Speaker 11 (15:05):
Well, normally around this time of year, you know, I
being sprang and all, I'd be getting my my mower
blades sharpened or the tractor tires replaced.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You got a pretty big place out there, right, Yeah,
twenty steven acres.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
All open land. That's got to be tough to mow. Yeah,
well you used to be until I got my secret
weapon neighbor kid to do the mowing.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
No, sir, goats goats goats nature is lawnmowar.
Speaker 11 (15:30):
They don't take guys their batteries you ain't got to
feed them, and they don't make a mess. And it's
a hoot watching them fire them little button berries out
of there.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Hind end like a gottling gun.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
How many you got butt berries?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Or goat the goats? Twenty seven? One? Free Chaker and
brother man. Let me tell you they get that job
done well.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
But they do.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
So what made you decide to get goats?
Speaker 11 (15:53):
Well, I've always liked the goat. You don't goat got personality.
I'll never forget my first goat. My buddy Carlyle Fincher
and me, we was coming home from the beach and
his Mustang and we just had a big barbecue lunch
and Carlyle's toot tunnel was getting the workout, and I
was cussing him out right and left about the smell,
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and right about then, this this big old goat and
he stepped right into the road and Carlyle hid it.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Oh that's not good, that's what the goat said, And
I was upset.
Speaker 11 (16:23):
I got out of that car and I went over
to check on him, and it was just knocked out,
but he was still hurting pretty good. I told Carlyle,
I said, now you come and help me, and we're
gonna put that goat in the back seat and I'm
gonna take him home with me.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Carlyle says, well.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
What about that terrible stinking smell in my car? And
I said, well, hell, if it means that much to you,
I guess I could reach back there and hold his
nose for it.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
So yeah, yeah, sure did did?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Did you name it?
Speaker 11 (16:49):
Billy Vanilly? They was popular back then. All well, listen,
I I'm gonna get head out for about to eat
with a snack.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Gal.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
You got to keep your bread butter, so well, behave yourself,
said John Boy.
Speaker 11 (17:04):
Well listen, you keep your saddle old and your gun grased,
and holler if you need.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio,
more chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports. Mama.
Speaker 11 (17:18):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Why do I have to listen to that John.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
Boy person and Billy whoever on that noisy big shoe button.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Mama, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(18:12):
I guess Gary ho Ho ho Way will join us
in minutes. First, want to play the new single off
his album Gerrigan, back to his rock and roll roots.
This tune is called Avalanche.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Cotton on my Arm.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It's ration.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
My coss Man's lies, broken bone. I hear that sound,
come out to take my home.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
It's not an.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Ass left.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
All of its crash and die. It's not anna ask.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
No day like to move.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
It's back bruising broken.
Speaker 9 (19:34):
I can't feel a thing.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Do the devastation. It's gonna stay life as well, blackened eyes.
I hear the sound, come out, dig my life. It's
not gonna as all love it, squash it down. It's
(20:04):
like a.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
No day.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Let you be fay.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's not gonna a.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
Little halloa. This is grass and die. It's not gonna
ave no day I to be fine.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
He's not gonna a iload.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Its crash and die.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
It's not gonna.
Speaker 11 (21:44):
Have a little.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
No day to be fine.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Good morning, make shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play John Boy Jepardy, somebody will win. The LS Tractor
Prize pack includes a cool hat, stainless steel insulated tumbler
in a keychain O to LS Tractor USA dot com
find your local dealer. Learned why customers start blue and
stay blue. Well, we just heard the Man single that
will be released on all digital platforms tomorrow May ninth.
(22:29):
He is Gary Ho ho hoy. It ain't Christmas time.
We were usually talking to Gary, but dog going it.
It feels like Christmas because he's got a new album,
first new album in six years. He's on the line now.
Good morning, mister HOI.
Speaker 9 (22:45):
Good morning, my friends.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
How are you Man? We are awesome, Gary, We are
awesomebody right off the bat. Congratulations man. That Avalanche tune
that is awesome. And y'all you can see the video
at YouTube and well, Gary's this way to go Man,
that's away. Appreciate you shared it with us.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
Man oh man, I can't thank you guys enough. I
appreciate it so much. And Avalanche is six years in
the making. Right before COVID hit, I was taking care
of my mama and took a couple of years off
the road. And then she passed a couple of years ago,
and then my sister passed, my young sister from cancer
a few months before my mom. So my life was
(23:24):
in a bit of a tail spin. And I came
back from that and then and I felt like I
got hit by an avalanche, but I'm back.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
That's awesome. Gary. We were keeping up with you, Jackie
tell us about you had some rough times there, but
so hits you like an avalanche. So that explains the
title of the tune Avalanche And the man that guitar
work is awesome.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Is that your boy on stage with you?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Tell you Gary?
Speaker 9 (23:48):
Yep, that's my son Ian twenty three now playing guitar
with me, just really bringing it home. He also played
on a song called Dio Mama, which is on the record.
We did as a tribute to my mom, and my
niece played with us and chief sang vocals, and she
was the daughter of my sister who passed away. So
it was just a nice family affair and the record
(24:11):
has just been a lot of people have been really
loving hearing the stuff live. We've been doing some of
the songs.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
That is awesome. The new album, Avalanche, CD and vinyl
copies can be ordered now at Garyhoy dot com. Gonna
be available digitally on all streaming platforms beginning tomorrow. As
we said tomorrow Friday, May ninth, and the video for
the album's title track see Gary is Singing and Shredding
(24:38):
is on YouTube right now, and man, Geary, I can't
believe it, buddy, look into this. This year, twenty twenty five,
will mark the thirtieth anniversary of your very popular Ho
Ho Holy Holiday series, which includes your tour and of
course you give away guitar every Christmas. Our longtime big
show listeners used to hearing your round this time it's
(25:01):
so awesome. Now we get to celebrate a new album. Man,
you just turn it loose.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I don't believe you lost the staff every buddy.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Nope.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
Oh, thank you guys so much. Man, you know I
appreciate it. I can't believe it's been thirty years. Will
be the Ho Ho Ho, and we're going to have
a new record out this year, a brand new holiday
album to go with the thirtieth ann FIRS three. So
I can't wait for you guys to hear some of
the fun, fun things and surprises I'm gonna pull out.
It's gonna be really fun.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's awesome because I know last year you had the
holiday single Angels We've Heard on High and then the
year before that, in twenty three, you had the Nutcracker,
the Sugar Plumb Fairy Peanuts. So Charlie Brown Christmas still
one of my favorites of Wald tod Way rock on
Nappa Boy.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
I'm surprised that the folks that Trans Siberian Orchestra haven't
approached to you, Gary.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
You'd be such a great match with them.
Speaker 9 (25:51):
Yes, I think that would be great. You know, I
know Al Patrolli, and I know Joe Holstra, and you
know Alan my radio agent, he works with them sometimes.
So yeah, we got to make that happen. Man, it
would be so fun.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Oh, you'd be perfect for that.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, he ain't doing to bad right now?
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well, we all get you a copy of Avalanche available
now Garyhoy dot com. It's the website, Facebook, Gary Hoey
Official page, Twitter at Gary Hoy Band and Instagram at
Gary Hoy. All right, good luck, let's touch base again.
Let's not wait till Christmas this year, all right, buddy?
Speaker 9 (26:29):
All right man, you guys are the best. I can't
take you enough.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Love you guys, Thank you, love you man, Thank you
so much. There's Gary Howy. Check out the video YouTube
is the lead us all I know you just heard us,
so you like it? All right, good man? Well let's
play John Boygeofardy let's review yesterday's question, h Superman's first
supper power.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I'm tried.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I know, I'm trying to have those, all right. Superman
first Bear comic books in nineteen thirty eight. He didn't
have the superpower, and now he.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Does to get flying. All right, YadA, YadA, YadA. There's
John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Advertisements for this feminine product first appeared on TV in
nineteen fifty one with live models. Weren't allowed to show
them until nineteen eighty seven. What is the ordorance for
the unvuneables?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I wish it was?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
No. I don't no, no, don't make me think about
it yet.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
What y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Come on and play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Thursday
(27:58):
Morning's Big Show on the radio. We got our feature
track from the Big Show bit box billing you that
al before you, Mama, there's a playhouse entitled the World's
Oldest Mother.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Key words Oldest Mother.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
When you hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot com. Right now, let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
It's John boyd jepla and now a man who sends
attention Loomy whole bodied deodorant.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
We get it. Women's butt cracks a stink too.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Stop interrupting the ball game to remind us he's John boy.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I just tell why we're at things that annoying me
watching DV well, Will Ferrell, will you sit down and
shut up? It was mildly amusing when you were in
elf and you're running around like that, but singing, oh yeah,
come on loud and the noxious is not the same
thing as funny, says all right, let's get.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Back to our job.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Need to be there.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Hey, my gott a Syneca, South Carolina. How are you, buddy?
I'm gonna how about you? Joah boy Well, I don't
know you've been listening to me rave a little bit.
I think I'm gonna be all right. If that's all
I got to complain about. I guess I'm doing pretty good. Yeah,
that's true. First world problem, says it. All right, damn well,
let's see what you got for the John boyd Jepardy
(29:34):
Mike first shot at it advertisements for this feminine product.
I know. They first appeared on television in nineteen fifty one,
but live models were not allowed to show him until
nineteen eighty seven. What you got there, Mike.
Speaker 9 (29:55):
Fifty one?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
That's a day or two for my time at all.
Women hadn't changed that much up there. Bra. Okay, well
maybe that is it. Let's see advertisements for a bra.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yes it was the old.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I know you well enough to know that.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
If you're channel surfing and you hit upon a BRA commercial, yes, stop.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah saying that new sports brot.
Speaker 10 (30:39):
No, you're not watching the right show.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Hick connects in the back. Oh okay, yeah, well you
don't worry about happens watching.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I know it's one well, I know it's It's just
like I could do everything in it.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
I could run it.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
I could do that commercial.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
We're right if you these guys batching TV when you
couldn't even see a brawl TV, like you said, go
take that spray and sprayed down the CAUs you a steak?
Speaker 7 (31:10):
You kidding me?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
You already covered that right very much.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
So here's the part against me. It lasts seventy two hours.
Who in the hell ain't gonna watch them much in
seventy two hours?
Speaker 10 (31:21):
That's my thing.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Well, I don't know there have been times if you
watching seventy two hours, you've got bigger problems.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Right, Well, Mike, Hey, it's worked out for you, buddy,
the big old prize back head down the Seneca.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
Oh, I appreciate it, buddy.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I don't believe I'm little showered about seventy two hours
run bugging me the can. That's bright right, Okay.
Speaker 10 (31:55):
I'm gonna wear this brack.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
One of these were playing, Eh morning, that's a big
(32:33):
shawn a radio. All right, Yeah, we're gonna let astro
learn have a few minutes here. Because the famous insult comic,
the best of all time, Don Rickles, would have been
ninety nine years old today. There he was the voice
of mister Potato heading toy story for you younger one.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh, he was so good on those roasts.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Insult comic. Not for everybody. Let's find out what I'm
talking about. Well, you gotta give him credit for not
giving up. Thank God, give him extra credit if he did.
Here's what you handle this time, nerd, that's dunk?
Speaker 10 (33:20):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 13 (33:21):
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soop and poop
a better introduction than that?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
What are you hooked on? Illiteracy? Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Not bad?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Huh?
Speaker 13 (33:30):
I decided that my comedic niche is insult humor. I'm
billing myself as Don Rackles. Don Rackles really too Jewish? No,
it sounds so much like Don Rickles. Who Don Reckles
the greatest insult comic in history?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Who hoo hoo? Do you poot thoo feathers?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Huh like an ow poot thoo feathers?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
That's good? Can I.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Here is?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, your name of Spencer Rackley?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I get it. Enjoy the insult comedy stylings.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Of Don Rackles. Thanks, hockey stick what.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Light down?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I'm working here? Hockey stick puck?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
What puck?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Hey, this is the family show.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Hockey puck, not hockey sticky idiot, I'm a hockey puck.
Speaker 13 (34:26):
Congratulations? Can I do my stuff now?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I don't know?
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Can you? Hey, Jethro, don't you have to get home
and clean the themet pond? Larry the cable gut called.
He wants his act back.
Speaker 13 (34:41):
Along with his shirt? Where'd you get that thing? Did
a lesbian have a.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yard that does?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Not? Man? What about Hermie Sadler?
Speaker 11 (34:49):
That's what Raiths fans always say after everyone else has
crossed the finish line, And what's with that haircut?
Speaker 13 (34:57):
It's like the Green Mile special barber must work it
not so great clips.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Try Billy, Billy Billy. Where is he?
Speaker 12 (35:09):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (35:09):
There he is behind that grain of rice boom roasted. Hey,
I love you in that commercial? Does it take you
long to get into that Gecko costume?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Hanson?
Speaker 11 (35:22):
Hey, Hanson, are you waving at me? I can't see
your hands from three feet away. He's the only guy
I know that has to buy the winter kendle to
get a new paramittes. Hey, I've got one aspirin in
the bottom of this bottle. Could you reach in and.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Get it for me? Now?
Speaker 13 (35:44):
Jackie Jackie, who can insult Jackie? Everybody loves Jackie. Let's
give her a hand. Oh never mind, looks like she's
got plenty. It's like King Kong became a costume jewelry model.
She high five the guy put him in the hospital.
I get Tater, take a number. Seriously, Tater, you look fantastic.
(36:08):
You've lost so much weight. Look behind you you'll find it.
And that balcony, Wow, it's like a blonde bumper. Cards
loosening the studio. This guy notes what I'm talking about.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but you may be
onto something.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yes, choke on that you hate her? I'm a hit.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
I just hope you got thick skid.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
What do you mean? Well, some people aren't going to
like this.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
They might talk back, you know, say things like, Hey, Astronaud,
I'm teaching Pearl to be cadaver dog. Will you help
her practice? The pyramids? Called your due back in the
saragophagus by nine? Hey, have you ever talked to a
woman without having to give a credit card number?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Who told you about that?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
We know you got a telescope, but your head is
always up your butt? So do you have colonoscop scope too?
Speaker 10 (37:10):
You think you're a hit?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Look around the room, asra A nerd is a who's
who of who cares there? You're right? This is fun,
astro Nerd.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
What's wrong?
Speaker 9 (37:22):
Well?
Speaker 10 (37:22):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
What my feelings are hurts.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
If you're gonna dish it out, you better be able
to take it. Well. I can't.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I won't. I'm emotionally delicate.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
So what are you gonna do? Quinn?
Speaker 11 (37:35):
Yes, finally, maybe I'll try my hand in prop comedy
or political humor. Hey, I'm no quitter. I'll find something.
It's a work in progress. Good look se you losers.
Next time big show audience, best audience in the world.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Come on, Morty, good morning, there's a big show on
(38:20):
the radio. And now an entry into the diary of
Gary Busey. Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Beauty Well Diary.
Speaker 11 (38:36):
I'm just checking in to gloat on another incredible, amazing, fantastical,
inspirational beauty accomplishment. No I didn't get another Oscar nomination.
No I didn't get a call to star in another
installment of Big Girls from the planet Hillbilly. There was
something much more fulfilling the first annual Big Bash. Do
(39:00):
you see Hollywood Senior pro You can rock and you
can roll in, play cord hole at the prom. You
can eat little winters and dance within between ers at
the prom. Don't be surprised if you catch me making
out with your mom. Put it as a bunk bag.
(39:21):
The idea come to me because so many stars and
starlets of a certain age missed their proms due to
their work obligations.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
But when Old.
Speaker 11 (39:30):
Magnanimous abuse his sense is in need, he does his
dad gum best to rectify crazy Frankie and I found
the perfect venue. Now, when you're looking for a place
like that, it's important to have somewhere the most Hollywood
knew about and had been to. And this was an
abandoned warehouse in West Hollywood where they used to make
(39:50):
pink pucker pets, butt beads and booty paraphernalia.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah yeah yah yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Goes and weasel a thrill that's cheaper than a gallon
of diesel. Pull the cord and get a treat. It
can't be beat at Pink Punker Pete's.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
If your world.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Will be different, Come the dog? Is that a farner?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Just to y'all get it?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Got it good enough?
Speaker 11 (40:19):
As anyone who's ever been to a prom knows, the
theme is a big deal. Crazy Frank you suggested a
return to Epstein's Island, but we realized that most of
the gals attending would be over eighteen, so that was
a wash. We throw it around has beans and Lisbans,
(40:39):
but it felt like we was leaving some folks out.
Maybe we needed to be edgy. So two girls, one
cup almost made the cut, but then we prized to
go and rate for barf buckets and it just didn't
make dollars and cents.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Get it hard, hardy, har hard.
Speaker 11 (40:59):
In the end, Late and Safe with Promie Wood the sequel,
Get your tickets, don't be late couple one don't need
a date, a passel full of straits and fruits. One
morning comes, he'll be knocking boots.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Push pull, push pull, just like riding up Brahma bull Men.
Speaker 11 (41:19):
As far as food went, we had little meatballs and
pigs in a blanket, and the food weren't bad neither,
but the food were nearly as impressive as the amenities.
I got a hold of some of my buddies that
got this classic car club and they set up a
dozen vintage cars around the perimeter of the dance floor. See,
(41:39):
so when these horn dogs had the mood hit them,
they had a back seat they could retire to so
they could do.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
What comes naturally.
Speaker 7 (41:47):
And boy was at a hit.
Speaker 11 (41:49):
Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor Flee rekindled their romance in the
back seat of a vintage Caddy. New Odd couple Caitlyn
Jenner and Tanya Harding wound up in the back of
a Chevy Van and that's all right with me. Share
kidnapped one of the teenage Valet Parkers into an old
Chevy Impala.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
That didn't last long.
Speaker 11 (42:13):
After about five minutes he come out of that car
Scoreeman like a banjay. Oh it's a shame really, that's
probably the first time he ever saw a naked woman.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It'll be scarred for life.
Speaker 11 (42:32):
And Dayton Nathan Lane for it's all set and down
seeing all that gray and Wrinkley gives a fellow the
shrively shrinkies them giant teeth Audentery or the date a
girl born in this century?
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Robin Gary wins again.
Speaker 11 (42:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a night of wonders and
miracles Diary. A record producer was there and the band
we hired, Whistling Bungholes, got a contract.
Speaker 10 (43:03):
But no regret all.
Speaker 11 (43:05):
Robert de Niro went home with a white woman and
Sydney Sweeney landed a big movie and she doesn't even
have to take the hooters out for a walk. By
the time the night was over, about five hundred folks
at the time of their lives, and they owe it
all of me. On the way out of the door,
(43:25):
we handed out fifty percent off coupons to the West
Hollywood Freaklinic. We even gave one hundred percent off coupons
to Andy Dick and Kathy Griffin on account of they
were in charge of cleaning the back seats. Gary Busey says.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
You're welcome e.
Speaker 11 (43:43):
All well, Diary, I got a ski daddle, Me and
Kathy Bates are going for our monthly Bukini wax and
let me tell you, brother, it's an all day fine
until next time. Extras and O's Gary
Speaker 1 (44:08):
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