December 11, 2025 • 46 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, more our our favorite Christmas Songs, plus we’ll listen in on the failed TV show, “Cooking with Raiford”.. - We’ll listen in on Gary Busey’s Cousin Mary as she jots another entry into her diary.. - There’s a few of those Grunt and Gripe Raiford Dolls left in our warehouse.. - Long time listeners will remember our long running series of call ins from Monroe Fisher’s “Talk about the World” - we’ll take one more call from him and recap his voyages.. - Ike Turner responds to a listener’s letter.. - and we’ll hear the promo for John Boy’s Lyrichosis TV Special…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning. It's a big shower radio.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Helly you Lindsey premise here. When I'm on this side
of the pond, I get my daily dose of culture
and edification every morning from these two delightful lads, John
Boy and Billy right here on.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
The Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Who will? I thought it was Buddy.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Halftime c crack know, not far you saying that, Hey, uh,
good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
In an hour, Ike turners up on the rooftop, a
special big show Christmas Horror.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
It's even crazier, yes, and then nice.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
He hates it?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
No, damn that I got a new words such a
rock star.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, I thought I'd just wake up and be perfect.
Dog got it, aren't you?
Speaker 7 (01:32):
Though?
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So when you came in and said you had a
trick up your sleeve, that.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Was just a dryer sheet.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
But I smell fresh, you do?
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Oh y'all, don't shut up.
Speaker 8 (01:44):
I'm gonna go out of my mind.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Nothing we got four hours ago. So I hang on, baby.
It is Thursday, December the eleventh, and the big shows
on a radio.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Right quick, A happy birthday Jackie's mama, Mama Curry ninety
years old today.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Ah, happy birthday.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I med she has spawned more NBA superstars than anybody
on earth.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
True thing about.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That man that some good.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Generation, Well that's o Needa.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Jackie's mama is here, you know, moved down from Groudo's
and here in Charlotte, close to her daughters and son,
and she loves more than all they all put together.
Speaker 9 (02:33):
His decision to love mama down here and we ain't
seen him since, but she still asked.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
How's my son?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Where is my son?
Speaker 8 (02:44):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (02:44):
You know that one that brought you down here and
threw you off on me and Brenda? Yeah, I love
you exactly. That's how it ends. But happy birthday, mama.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I guess the Curry with the most money can can
take care of her. Have you figured out who that is?
Speaker 9 (03:01):
Stephanie is one of my favorite people in this world.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Keep preaching.
Speaker 9 (03:06):
Yeah, he is so wonderful. He is one, such a
giving grandchild. I love that little boy.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
My nephew was mowing lawns this summer and nephews meta Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Wow, that's expensive, comments it is.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
That's what I say, pay for it.
Speaker 9 (03:33):
Stephen will take care of my mama. But I still
can't get a subway gift certificate. Nephew takes me to subway.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
That's right. Yeah, well good well, Happy birthday, mama girl.
We love you all right.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Let's get our first prize back out here, one hundred
twenty dollars worth of bullets, not cleaning products.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Let's get you ready to win it on out murs.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Three dates in history where we're got our categories. It
was the summer eleventh oh one, Federal agents computers in
twenty seven US cities to gain evidence against an international
software piracy. Almost the word agents seized computers. Ah yeah,
so they got piracy horing. A lot of that going
on these days. I think about a computer. Twenty eleven,
(04:19):
Jeopardy hosts Alex Trebek' suffered a minor heart attack in
his home. Was admitted the Cedar Sinai Medical Center. How
long ago he passed away? I was thinking about that.
I looking at the little Jeopardy with that boy who
wanted all that is now hosting Ken Jennings. Yeah, Ken Jennings.
Alex treebec actually got to meet him, spent some time
with him. He played in our John Woy and Billy
Celebrity golf tournament. What a neat guy.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Alex has been gone five years, passed in November eighth,
twenty twenty US.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, he had a good friendly personality. Really a real
approachable guy. Well let's move up.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Twenty twelve, British physicists Stephen Hawking won the three million
dollar Fundamental Physics Prize, the most lucrative academic prize the world.
I thought he would to scratch off or something. Tell
you're real smart, figured out how to rig it.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
He's very popular on The Big Bang Theory too. Yeah,
they had him on there.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
A couple of times. Yeah, all right, well there you go.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Science will be that color one eight hundred big shows
you told free line, come on play out birds next, Good.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Morning, and this is a big show on the radio. Thursday,
December eleventh, twenty five.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Alright.
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Feature track from The Big Show, Big.
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Hit it bowsing girl right now, let's use your brain
and where upburst.
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Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the big.
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Prize be Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 10 (06:45):
This should be a lot of fun. Win your playing Upburst.
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Having any up and.
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Gainst time the best time you have a big shots.
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Let's say had a stunt from sardist ten, I say.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Good morning sentence.
Speaker 11 (07:13):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Nobody, welcome, Ahi boy.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Let's get you through these three categories and get the
bull snot on the way to you. You ready, alright down, ready, Well,
give us three things stored on a computer ready go.
Speaker 11 (07:32):
Picture password documents by bam.
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Bam now sending. We need three TV game shows ready
to go.
Speaker 11 (07:40):
All right, Jeopardy, Family Few Practice Rack.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
And for the wind. Three sciences ready to go.
Speaker 11 (07:51):
Physics, biology, chemistry, Well.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Sat just got up ruling this morning? What's out?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
What that was?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
It's that in good impersonation.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Buddy, you got the bull snon cleaning products, headed over
the sardest for you.
Speaker 11 (08:11):
All right, First I'll give a shout out.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Of course you can.
Speaker 11 (08:14):
I'd like to give a shout out to my girlfriend
and sardist down on Midland. And then I'd like say
held over to my brother Tim Tubbs and his family.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Well there go stand winning surprises. I know you friends
and family getting bull snap for Christmas.
Speaker 11 (08:28):
All right, all right, I'm gonna handle it. Thank y'all.
Listen to show all time.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You got it, buddy, hang on with jacket.
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white dog looks like a rat been out awhile better
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used on snowy days. Two wire mesh butchering gloves one
five finger one three finger pair fifteen dollars. Tickle me
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eight Mustang sl Auto Excellent Edition sixty eight hundred bucks.
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gay bull for sale. Full size mattress twenty year warranty
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If it's in stock, we have it here.
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You go.
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eighty nine cents a pouf, nice parachute, never open, used once.
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Slight urine smell.
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cents per hour. We offer profit sharing and flexible hours
starting pay seven to nine dollars per hour. Exercise equipment
Queen size mattress and box springs one seventy five bucks.
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Our sofa will seat the whole mob Italian.
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Leather a joining nudist colony selling washer and dryer three
hundred bucks. Open house body Shapers, Toning Salon, free coffee
and donuts, and finally for sale by owner, a complete
set of Encyclopedia Britannica forty five volumes, excellent condition, one
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thousand dollars for best at offer, no longer needed. Recently
married wife knows everything.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
There You go very much, Andre, John Boy and Billy
and now cat Stop, Big Surprise.
Speaker 13 (11:51):
Good Morning Radio dumb right, Good.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Morning makes shows on the radio in minutes.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Christmas caw from Ike Turner.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Right now, let's turn our attention to the Christmas gift.
Speaker 14 (12:28):
The holiday season is here, the year's biggest gift giving occasion.
The gift you give your wife at Christmas is the
most important gift you'll give her all year long. In
these uncertain economic times, you may be searching for a
way to make it well less expensive, which is exactly
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the wrong thing to do. When the chips are down,
the right gift makes even more of a difference. What
do you have in mind? Is a gift this year? Clothing, shoes, gold, diamonds? No,
this Christmas, give your wife a timeless gift, a gift
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that shows her exactly how you feel, A gift that
own me. You can give her this year give her
your money. I know, I know that might seem extreme
or maybe even a bit crazy, but consider this, whether
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you have hundreds, thousands, or even millions, chances are you
have that because of your wife, The woman who's been
by your side every step of the way, telling you
when you're making another huge mistake, the woman who said,
what that's the stupidest waste of money I've ever heard of.
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You are an idiot, and you know she's right. You
are an idiot, especially when it comes to money. So
wouldn't it be easier to just turn it over to her?
And we're not talking one hundred dollars or even one
thousand dollars, we mean fifty percent of your whole net worth.
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That's right, half half of everything you own. After all,
she's earned it, half of everything you own. It's a
gift that says, here, I'm done, take this and leave
me alone. And once you give it, you'll be free,
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free to start all over again, free to reach out
and claw desperately to that last feigning chance of happiness
on the back nine of your life. Half of everything
you own. Yes, it's an expensive gift, but she's going
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to get it anyway. Would you rather continue doling it
out one moronic MasterCard purchase at a time, or all
at once, and just get it over with half of
everything you own. The gift that says fine here whatever, goodbye.
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This holiday message brought to you by the law firms
of Dootes and Capra call Us before as she does,
because a divorce is forever.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Good morning. It's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Oh right, it would go, I Turner singing so Christmas song.
Speaker 15 (16:30):
Up on the rooftop, drunk as hem flipped in some
pingeon crapping down. I fell, not trying to hang up
Christmas lights, had no to tried that high as a kit.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Oh hell no? Where's that hold?
Speaker 7 (16:50):
Old?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Hell no?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Where did she go.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Off to the liquor store?
Speaker 16 (16:56):
Boy one class k ride lane with a busted.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
As hearty damn sure.
Speaker 15 (17:03):
That my leg is broke. I'm freezing to death. Then
that just my croak laying on the sidewalk. Oh a loane, wish.
Speaker 9 (17:14):
I didn't land on my cell phone.
Speaker 15 (17:18):
Oh hell no, where's that home? Oh hell no? Where
didn't she go? Oh I'm having lunch with the damn
girlfriends going up?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
But my foot in her beg rear.
Speaker 15 (17:34):
Crawl to the door, but the damn things locked. It's
getting dark going in too shock.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
No one will help me.
Speaker 15 (17:44):
And that's not good. I hate this damn white name buck.
Oh hell no, where's that home? Oh hell no? Where
didn't you go? If she don't get here fast, she
can kiss my dead.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Merry Christmas, Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up.
We played John Boyd, jebinay Horn, ls tractor Prize, pat
clues hats you'll steal insulated tumbler in the keychain. If
you go to lstractor USA dot com you find your
local dealer. Learn why customers start blue and stay blue.
Hang on playboard in minutes. But first, the original is
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a classic, and request it all the year long. It's
very special at Christmas time.
Speaker 10 (18:37):
And now it's time once again for Cooking with Rayford
with your host Robert D.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Rayford.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
No contributing.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Hold on, I've been working here and all that time,
and you don't know me to contribute?
Speaker 13 (18:51):
All right, I got you.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Impty's stalking right here, hoy all doing This's Rayford and
time for my holiday fruitcake recipe.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
Here's what you need.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Be sure you get your ingredients here.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
We need a cup of water, a cup of sugar,
four eggs, two cups of dried chopped fruit, a teaspoon
of baking soda, two and a half cups of flour,
a cup of brown sugar, one and a half teaspoons
of vanilla, a cup of chopped nuts, some lemon juice,
and of course, a bottle of your favorite whiskey. That's
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the most important ingredient, all right. Now, the first thing
you need to do is sample the whiskey to make
sure that it is fresh and of all the finest quality. Yeah,
I think I'll do fine. All right, I'll say we
need a large bowl. Get your bowl right there. Now,
(19:46):
let's be sure to check out whiskey again. Make sure
you've sold the highest bowler. All right. First, take a
whiskey for one level cup of whiskey. Now drink.
Speaker 13 (20:05):
I'm good.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
Let's repeat that one more time. All right, longing were
in business. Now now it's electric mixer. Turn it on,
and then we want to beat one cup of butter
in the fluffy little bowl and add one teaspoon of
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sugar and beat again. Let's make sure the whiskey is
all right.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
That'd be good, all right now.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Now let's turn off the mixer, all right, I'll break
four legs and add to the bowl. And then we
wanna chuck in a cup of dried fruit. Then you
mix on the turner again, and it's the fried group
gets struck in the beaters. You need to pry loose
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with a juice grabber and ju sure to sample of
whiskey and make sure it ain't going over. Don't work
all right? Now I want to sift two cups of
salt or something.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Who cares.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Just make sure the whiskey is all right, and then
we want to sift the lemon juice.
Speaker 11 (21:25):
Play me one second.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
And strain your nuts. Then I had one table spoon
of sugar or whatever you can find. Now you want
to a grease the oven and turn the cake three
hundred and fifty degrees, and don't forget to beat off
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the turner. That's very important, all right, Well by us,
I'll clean this up tomorrow. Now the most important part
finished the whiskey. Turn off to light and go to
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bed raf harp your holidays. See me after the first
of the years.
Speaker 10 (22:24):
Cookie with Rayford was made possible in part by a
grant from the Jack Daniels Distillery of Lynchburg, Tennessee, providing
sour mash whiskey to Rayford's for over three generation.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Oh right, Hi, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's review
yesterday's question. We found out when the world's first Christmas
card was issued in eighteen forty three, there was a
public outcry to ban it because these stoops featured a
depiction of people doing.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
This, what's drinking alcohol?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
And then they're handing like a kid a glass of wine.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
For the Christmas card.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
I want to see.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Go for today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well, it was during
the sixteenth century Turkish citizens who were caught drinking this
were sentenced to death, But today Turkey is one of
the world's largest importers and exporters of it.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
What was the early version of the John Billie Billy
gruin size?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Tim Wilson's brother is the only one that we knew
that ever drank it? All Right, what y'all got one
eight hundred Big show you told free line across America.
We play John Boy Jeopardy next. Good Morning, That's a
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big show on al Radio. Roll it to you Thursday.
Our feature track from the Big Show, Bid Boxing John
Boy's chronic lyricosis Christmas TV special, Hey Words Christmas TV
and hit the midbox at the Big Show dot com
and right now jells live across America.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
It's Don Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Wah wah, and now your host.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
His wife didn't buy an advent calendar this year, so
he's just going around in the kitchen, opening cabinet doors
one at a time and eating whatever's in there.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
He's John Boy Another word Thursday.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Let's say, hey a Jennifer out of Tunnel Hill, Georgia.
Good morning, Jennifer, Good morning, Hey babe, you got the
first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So Jennifer,
think back to the sixteenth century, Turkish citizens who were
caught drinking this were sentenced to death. But look today,
Turkey is one of the world's largest importers and exporters
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of that.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
What could it be?
Speaker 8 (25:06):
I'm gonna say alcohol alkey Hall.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
No, that was yesterday's answer.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Brandy would never do two answers in a row like
that during his research, or would he. Jennifer, we appreciate
you playing baby. I hope you have a great day.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Thank you you too.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
We let's go to Tim in Jacksonville, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Good morning, Tim, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Hey buddy, you got a shot now, So Jennifer guest
alkey Hall that Shaw's answer for.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Everything here, Lady, what do you what do you think
it was?
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Tim? I'm gonna go with coffee.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Coffee, Let's say.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yes it was.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
I listen to thing about it man down was you know,
fishing going to Costa Rica, coffee all over them and
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
But Turkey doesn't grow coffee. I didn't think they don't.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
But it says they're a significant importer of green coffee
means and have developed specialized methods for processing and roasting them.
They then re export to the world, give them a
strong role in the global coffee supplies that they inserted themselves.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yo, ain't turkeys smart?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Damn good work on you and buddy biggohell that's tractor
prize back.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Head over to Jacksonville for you.
Speaker 11 (26:30):
Thank you, weg.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Good morning, make shows on the radio, all right, boy
out and Christmas albums.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Dusty stacks of golden wax as we call it in
the bo.
Speaker 16 (27:15):
I wanna date the Big show girls ca Chris Mos
hook up with awfully not one or two. I want
Babs Peter and Jackie. I give him a wink, a
couple of drinks and jump right in the sackie.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I wanna date the.
Speaker 16 (27:33):
Big show Girls for Chris Mims. I know exactly what
I gonna do. No holding hands. I want hanky panky.
I know they'll go a wrong with it because they
are skanky. I just can't wait. Give Christmas Morning magic in.
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Imagine all the shocks when they open that box and
find the naked Asian standing there. I want to date
the big show girl book list mon get myself a
nice hickey or two. I don't want preystation or stupid
ex boxes. I just want to get it on with
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all that big show boxes. Dirty girls are going to
rub me too. Bab said she thinks that I'm lude include.
I don't care what she say, as wrong as she
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is nude. I got reve oil and a big porastic sheet.
I take a rod of picture that I probably going
to peak on Ris Musky Eve. I'll be so horny,
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so much rough douche, and if I have my way,
they'll already have a range lai, the kind that leaves
the best hots bere we. I want to take a beach,
so Bob for Lstmas, and I've gone to horror Whoop
dee doo. Once upon a time I told Santa's Elf
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I want to have six whole boobies to myself. And
this year my Christmas wish came to.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Good Morning.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
It's a big showing the radio. Alrighty'll gather around. It's
time for an entry into the diary of Mary Bucy,
Gary's cousin.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Dear Diary. This is Mary Becie well Diary. Before we
get too deep in the weeds, I need to give
a shout out to cousin Gary Mucy. He came back
to Tulsa, all the way from La to Bell Me
out of the pokey this time, but it worked my
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fault m I had a Black Friday fever, slippy slippy,
slippy flappy. My day went from great tye crapead, a
shopping trip, turn death match fight, boom boom.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
This not the beast, not the beet.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Oh it was terrible. Wake up, little Susie, Wake up.
That was a doozy. It's what you get for taking
that last carrot top coozy. I mean, I ain't snotty.
It's high karate all gotcha got you get you get
you get you, so let me preach on it. It
was hard getting up early after chewing down about twenty
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pounds of turkey the day before, but this is where
the great ones dig deep. I got up at three
m suited up in my extra roomy yoga pants, my
knee pads, elbowguard's mouthpiece, headgear, and them leather gloves with
lead weights in the pond. You gotta be prepared, brother,
if you want them. Wicked dolls, electric scooters and store
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brand liquor too too. Hey, you gotta treat yourself sometimes,
don't you. I decided to go to Targia, which is
really just a Walmart for people who think they're bougie.
You know, the line was already one hundred people long.
They weren't ready for the classic bucy strategy on. I
know there'd be blood if I tried to cut in lines,
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so I just tossed out a couple of them strings
of firecrackers. They were all like.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
From the front line.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Don't mind if.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
I do pop pipe collar, kype. That girl doesn't jumped
out of her type. It's ever read for herself a
woman too. You'd have done it if you thought of
it too. Holy cow, but you know that you didn't
because you're stood bad be So the doors popped open
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at five am, and Diary, it was a good game
on elbows flying, hair pulling, earrings falling off, shoes dropping,
and I don't know what tall And that was just
in the greeting card section. I set my sights on
a big plush blanket with Taylor Swift on one side
and Travis Kelcey on the other, you buddy, And just
(32:57):
as I got to it, this big old galger grabs
a hold of it with both hands. I looked up
and straight into the face of evil Diarist. She had
a unibrow and a Freddie Mercury mustache match. She had
a gap in her teeth that you could drive a
Ford Bronco through. She had so many double chins she
needed a bookmark to find her mouth. She roared up
(33:25):
into my face and I could smell her Starbucks order
Grand half Cafe, quarter Calf dcalf no calf pumping spice,
triple Latte, shaking Nott's Third You. But this was Taylor Swift.
We're talking about.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Swifties in the horse.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
Jake shake, shake it off, Jake, get off, shake off
my blanky he aw ever, boy, so I just did
a quick little chop chop roynehouse kick if she was
a guide, kick her in the teeth. You thought I
was on the same.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
It's cores.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
Well, diary. This may be the only time in the
history of Black Friday shopping that everyone actually stops stuffing
their carts with one hundred dollars flat screens. In cases
of you who and watched the fight, I've seen enough
John Wick movies to know I couldn't whip her face
to face, so I distracted her by throwing a pack
of Raspberry's Singers, and when she turned to run after it,
I jumped on her back. Huh, that big old gal
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bucked and kicked like a.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Wild right ho woo woo.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
I saw an opening that got my arm into TwixT
two of those swinging chins, and I sinched up on her.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Boy.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
She charged down the aisle, trying to scrape me off,
first against the display of those cheap Dutch butter cookies
and then into those many kids a diet vanilla caffeine
free cook of colers. But I held on tight. She
busts through the door into the parking lot, ram in
and overturning cars that were in her path. Right know,
my rear neckd choke finally took hold of head down.
(35:08):
She went victory was mine? Take that tubby blanket, Bowgarder,
you just lost in the damage you did as a
terrible cost. I think I should have won a trophy.
I reckon because I stayed on for longer than eight seconds.
If I see your tail again, repeat, no one gets
my tay tab blanket. Yeah, get you, you, get you,
(35:30):
get you some.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Harm is my boyfriend?
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Well, Diary, I think I need a drink, Me and
my T and T blank He got to skidaddle. This
thousand hours of community service ain't gonna do itself now
until next time, Diary x's and o's. Oh Mary badass,
you see.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
A good morning.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
That's a big show on the radio coming up next week.
Getting in touch with Monroe Fisher. You all remember Monrose
talk about the world. Well, turn him loose here for
a few minutes. Hit up with him the jungles of Belize. Yeah,
I'm pretty sure we'll catch up with what he's been up.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
I'm sure he will fill us in.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Right, and then we'll beat the blonde. Has some fun
doing that.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Right, now hold look few ray for dolls left over
for this Christmas.
Speaker 10 (36:49):
First it was tickleney Elmo, then singing snore Ernie. Now
comes the latest toy sensation from Fishy Price. It's grut
and gripe, rayfert jewel pest.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
Christmas bah just an excuse to pick a man's.
Speaker 10 (37:05):
Pocket and ask me he's the holiday buddy that teaches
your kids about the real world.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
I ain't shaking your hand that spreads germ.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
I don't know where that.
Speaker 10 (37:14):
Hand's been grunt and gripe reefing. Whenever you want some
more crap out of him, just squeeze his head.
Speaker 6 (37:20):
Tickle me Elmo.
Speaker 8 (37:22):
Why didn't somebody just step on him?
Speaker 9 (37:25):
I love you, Rayford.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Leave me alone your snot nose.
Speaker 10 (37:28):
Little rat, grunt and dripe rerief.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
You don't know where your daddy keeps a key to
the liquor cabinet.
Speaker 13 (37:33):
Do you new from Fishy Price?
Speaker 11 (37:36):
Who says that? I say that?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play Beat the Blind for a blue EMU. Prize back
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Speaker 1 (37:59):
A'm on other finerytailers.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
Well been waiting on to talk to the man, your
longtime Big Show listeners, No Monros Monro's talk about the world.
We sent him out with a piece of facts paper
saying yes, if if y'all call up with him, we'll put.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
You on the show.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
And he turned that into what a life actually is
now residing in the country of Belize, well in the jungle,
and we have him online now.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
Good morning Monroe Baites Wheenest, Dear John Boy, he and
Billy to quote the one and only great Uncle Hugheye,
welcome back to my world. Big guy, you talk about
I mean, I'm serious, this is I'm pretty emotional talk
(38:50):
about you know, someone's life that was one hundred percent
redefined by connecting to you. I first met you, John
Boy in nineteen four in the back corner booth one
night at the Moorhead Longhorn Steak House and Charlotte. We
bonded really quick there. Doug Monrose talk.
Speaker 11 (39:12):
About the world.
Speaker 8 (39:13):
In nineteen ninety six, I pitched Johnny and Randy on
the idea to throw my career in hotel management away
out the window and travel the world, calling in collect
reverse charges weekly to the Big Show. I did so
from nineteen ninety six to two thousand and three. I
was forty one years old when I started. Although I
(39:37):
would occasionally check in, you know, after those years, the
bulk of it was the amazing years. Twenty nine years
ago this month, I first connected from my first call
in that Randy had approved and yes, he gave me
a fact civily. Back when they were faxes. I got
some illegal, fake documents in Bangkok that told that I
(39:59):
was a journal But I took off twenty nine years ago,
Big guys this month and arrived to the fishing village
of Placentia. Belize it didn't stop. You know, Johnny, do
recap what you did to me. The famous faces I
(40:21):
personally encountered because of my affiliation with the Big Show.
I met sixth presidents, including Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabi, and I've
been eye to eye with a cun in my back
as I spoke to President Daniel Ortega and niic Rod.
We're still president. The great train Robber, Remember Ronnie Biggs.
We chased him down in Rio. Lots of Nascar legends,
(40:45):
Michael Walter, Ernie Irvin, Beannie Parsons, General Tom Saddler. I
put him in that category. Kenny Pancho Cunnings, you remember
he's Skeenny Kenny Marion. Johnny the musician turned me on
to direct the Robert Earl Keene. Tom Petty, you once
gave me big show tickets for an entire row section
(41:08):
and some outdoor coliseum there, Lindsey Buckingham. I also wanted
to to show live with James Brown and Augusta Georgia
for the Big Show. You see that right, I had
lost you.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
No, yeah, I got you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
I'm enjoying going down memory lane with you, man Goues.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
We've been coming up with that.
Speaker 8 (41:27):
Good Over the original seven years, I traveled to over
one hundred and fifty countries. These are some of the
places I called in live live and remember back then
there was no delay. I went live and boys, that
got us in trouble couple times, but anyway, I called
in live from the Panama Canal, Tierra del Fuego, the
(41:49):
tip of South America, Moscow, Madrid, Rio de Janeiro. I
did a show live from the Siberian Railroad going across Russia.
I did one live the Great Wall of China, from
the Amazon River, from the Nile River, from the Maykong River.
I did it with the seaming distance of Mount Everest.
I remember calling you that, uh, the mountains of the
(42:11):
Moon and Uganda. I called you live from the hard
Rock Resort in Bali. I called you from Bamacco. I
even called you guys live from timbuck To and Molly
near death experiences seven times during those years. The closest
(42:32):
involved a gun being shot, so he shot up the
house I was in in Honduras. Somebody put a gun
in my chest, pulled the trigger, the gun jammed in
El Salador. Uh. Then there was a knife fight I
got into in Laos, but that that all ended up, okay.
I escaped the hotel fire with one shoe in a pillow,
(42:54):
remember that in La Fortuna, Costa Rica. As I said,
I mean, the show probably changed my world in my
life more than any anybody that's been affiliated with it.
I think you know you remember I met along the
way the Austrian tour guide. Not only did we fall
in love exploring the globe, we later had two children,
(43:17):
Charlie and Panama, both proud college students excelling there. We
lived in Austria for years, and after twenty years together,
yes well, we had a bitter divorce and I came
back to where it all started in Belize. I am now,
Johnny the largest high biscus surreal fruit grower in the
(43:41):
entire country. I have a juice company called Yellow Jaw
Jungle Juice. Someday it's going to be up there. I
don't know. We might be the next Red Bull. I
know you might want to say something, but before I go,
now that you're retiring, I really think that you ought
to take the opportunity to come down here and pick
(44:03):
fruit with us next season. I think they do a
lot better for you than that job you're gonna get
at Walmart being a greeter. Johnny, from all the heart,
I love you, Billy, Randy Making and all the moys, Jackie, Cookie, Marshy, Officer,
Donnie Presley, Twisted Brother, TC, Tom Carey, Doc Brewer, Chris McKee,
(44:28):
Jeff Kent, Jeff Pillars, the late Henry Cato. Two listeners
that have listened and followed me all my life, Mike
Patterson in Virginia. I love you, brother Brett Wilburn and
Myrtle By South Carolina. Johnny, what you got about it?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Brother to Boddy Well say one, yeah, man, I enjoyed
that going down that memory lane.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Man, you did, you did a good job there.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
Remember I told these girls, I said, hey, y'all, write
down every name that has been in the show for
the last years, then you'll remember.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
So we got to go start with you like that.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
The wildest, longest hold, buddy, hold, we we are. We
are short now, but I just wanted to say that
when when I met you there, that's when I also
met Terry Hansoon Monroe was he's been pretty sharp. It
was general manager of Dunhill Uptown Charlotte, North Carolina, and
(45:23):
when Hanson moved here to take over Raycom Sports, he
lived out of there for a while. So that's the
way we met Terry Hanson and Monroe the same time
at the old Longhorn Steakhouse close to our old studios
of town.
Speaker 8 (45:37):
Yes, goney, good luck to all of you in the future.
You've had a wonderful life and you only have the
best of the world ahead of you. Bless you all.
Thank you for doing everything for me. Thank you for
all the listeners. We all love you. You've You've been
a part of our life and by God, you ain't
never gonna leave us.
Speaker 11 (45:56):
We love you.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
We needed Monroe. Love you, buddy, you know. So we'll
keep up with you. Y'all want to keep up with
Monroe on the Facebook? And uh, Monroe, what's your what's
your call sign there on Facebook?
Speaker 8 (46:08):
Julian Monroe Fisher, you can find me yellowjow dot com.
I really want you to come down here. Now.
Speaker 11 (46:14):
Hey, what am I gonna say?
Speaker 6 (46:15):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (46:16):
Hello?
Speaker 16 (46:17):
Love you?
Speaker 8 (46:17):
All right?
Speaker 11 (46:19):
Well?
Speaker 6 (46:19):
Was he?
Speaker 1 (46:19):
What's happening?
Speaker 8 (46:20):
Then?
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (46:21):
I told you I'll relaxed first in the year before
I go to belize, all right, I know you made
hey bring back memories? Alright, man, I go love you, Boddy,
talk to you, zay Man. Keep up some boy billing
Facebook page as well. Ali, y'all, Well, well, let's play
that beat the Blonde game while we're hot.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Huh, go ahead and get a contestant. I'll finish up
with Monroe off air.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
One eight hundred Big show. You told free Line we'll
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Boy and Billy right here on.
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You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
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Who will? I thought it was Buddy.
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Halftime c crack know, not far you saying that, Hey, uh,
good morning.
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In an hour, Ike turners up on the rooftop, a
special big show Christmas Horror.
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It's even crazier, yes, and then nice.
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He hates it?
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No, damn that I got a new words such a
rock star.
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Yeah, I thought I'd just wake up and be perfect.
Dog got it, aren't you?
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Nothing we got four hours ago. So I hang on, baby.
It is Thursday, December the eleventh, and the big shows
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Right quick, A happy birthday Jackie's mama, Mama Curry ninety
years old today.
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Ah, happy birthday.
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I med she has spawned more NBA superstars than anybody
on earth.
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True thing about.
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That man that some good.
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Generation, Well that's o Needa.
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Jackie's mama is here, you know, moved down from Groudo's
and here in Charlotte, close to her daughters and son,
and she loves more than all they all put together.
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His decision to love mama down here and we ain't
seen him since, but she still asked.
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How's my son?
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Where is my son?
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Oh?
Speaker 9 (02:44):
You know that one that brought you down here and
threw you off on me and Brenda? Yeah, I love
you exactly. That's how it ends. But happy birthday, mama.
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I guess the Curry with the most money can can
take care of her. Have you figured out who that is?
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Stephanie is one of my favorite people in this world.
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Keep preaching.
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Yeah, he is so wonderful. He is one, such a
giving grandchild. I love that little boy.
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I ain't gonna lie to you.
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Wow, that's expensive, comments it is.
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That's what I say, pay for it.
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Stephen will take care of my mama. But I still
can't get a subway gift certificate. Nephew takes me to subway.
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That's right. Yeah, well good well, Happy birthday, mama girl.
We love you all right.
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twenty dollars worth of bullets, not cleaning products.
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Let's get you ready to win it on out murs.
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Three dates in history where we're got our categories. It
was the summer eleventh oh one, Federal agents computers in
twenty seven US cities to gain evidence against an international
software piracy. Almost the word agents seized computers. Ah yeah,
so they got piracy horing. A lot of that going
on these days. I think about a computer. Twenty eleven,
(04:19):
Jeopardy hosts Alex Trebek' suffered a minor heart attack in
his home. Was admitted the Cedar Sinai Medical Center. How
long ago he passed away? I was thinking about that.
I looking at the little Jeopardy with that boy who
wanted all that is now hosting Ken Jennings. Yeah, Ken Jennings.
Alex treebec actually got to meet him, spent some time
with him. He played in our John Woy and Billy
Celebrity golf tournament. What a neat guy.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Alex has been gone five years, passed in November eighth,
twenty twenty US.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, he had a good friendly personality. Really a real
approachable guy. Well let's move up.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Twenty twelve, British physicists Stephen Hawking won the three million
dollar Fundamental Physics Prize, the most lucrative academic prize the world.
I thought he would to scratch off or something. Tell
you're real smart, figured out how to rig it.
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Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
He's very popular on The Big Bang Theory too. Yeah,
they had him on there.
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A couple of times. Yeah, all right, well there you go.
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and family getting bull snap for Christmas.
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All right, all right, I'm gonna handle it. Thank y'all.
Listen to show all time.
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Christmas caw from Ike Turner.
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Right now, let's turn our attention to the Christmas gift.
Speaker 14 (12:28):
The holiday season is here, the year's biggest gift giving occasion.
The gift you give your wife at Christmas is the
most important gift you'll give her all year long. In
these uncertain economic times, you may be searching for a
way to make it well less expensive, which is exactly
(12:53):
the wrong thing to do. When the chips are down,
the right gift makes even more of a difference. What
do you have in mind? Is a gift this year? Clothing, shoes, gold, diamonds? No,
this Christmas, give your wife a timeless gift, a gift
(13:16):
that shows her exactly how you feel, A gift that
own me. You can give her this year give her
your money. I know, I know that might seem extreme
or maybe even a bit crazy, but consider this, whether
(13:36):
you have hundreds, thousands, or even millions, chances are you
have that because of your wife, The woman who's been
by your side every step of the way, telling you
when you're making another huge mistake, the woman who said,
what that's the stupidest waste of money I've ever heard of.
(14:01):
You are an idiot, and you know she's right. You
are an idiot, especially when it comes to money. So
wouldn't it be easier to just turn it over to her?
And we're not talking one hundred dollars or even one
thousand dollars, we mean fifty percent of your whole net worth.
(14:26):
That's right, half half of everything you own. After all,
she's earned it, half of everything you own. It's a
gift that says, here, I'm done, take this and leave
me alone. And once you give it, you'll be free,
(14:47):
free to start all over again, free to reach out
and claw desperately to that last feigning chance of happiness
on the back nine of your life. Half of everything
you own. Yes, it's an expensive gift, but she's going
(15:10):
to get it anyway. Would you rather continue doling it
out one moronic MasterCard purchase at a time, or all
at once, and just get it over with half of
everything you own. The gift that says fine here whatever, goodbye.
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because a divorce is forever.
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Good morning. It's a big showing the radio.
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Oh right, it would go, I Turner singing so Christmas song.
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Up on the rooftop, drunk as hem flipped in some
pingeon crapping down. I fell, not trying to hang up
Christmas lights, had no to tried that high as a kit.
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Oh hell no? Where's that hold?
Speaker 7 (16:50):
Old?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Hell no?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Where did she go.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Off to the liquor store?
Speaker 16 (16:56):
Boy one class k ride lane with a busted.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
As hearty damn sure.
Speaker 15 (17:03):
That my leg is broke. I'm freezing to death. Then
that just my croak laying on the sidewalk. Oh a loane, wish.
Speaker 9 (17:14):
I didn't land on my cell phone.
Speaker 15 (17:18):
Oh hell no, where's that home? Oh hell no? Where
didn't she go? Oh I'm having lunch with the damn
girlfriends going up?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
But my foot in her beg rear.
Speaker 15 (17:34):
Crawl to the door, but the damn things locked. It's
getting dark going in too shock.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
No one will help me.
Speaker 15 (17:44):
And that's not good. I hate this damn white name buck.
Oh hell no, where's that home? Oh hell no? Where
didn't you go? If she don't get here fast, she
can kiss my dead.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Merry Christmas, Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up.
We played John Boyd, jebinay Horn, ls tractor Prize, pat
clues hats you'll steal insulated tumbler in the keychain. If
you go to lstractor USA dot com you find your
local dealer. Learn why customers start blue and stay blue.
Hang on playboard in minutes. But first, the original is
(18:31):
a classic, and request it all the year long. It's
very special at Christmas time.
Speaker 10 (18:37):
And now it's time once again for Cooking with Rayford
with your host Robert D.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Rayford.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
No contributing.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Hold on, I've been working here and all that time,
and you don't know me to contribute?
Speaker 13 (18:51):
All right, I got you.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Impty's stalking right here, hoy all doing This's Rayford and
time for my holiday fruitcake recipe.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
Here's what you need.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Be sure you get your ingredients here.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
We need a cup of water, a cup of sugar,
four eggs, two cups of dried chopped fruit, a teaspoon
of baking soda, two and a half cups of flour,
a cup of brown sugar, one and a half teaspoons
of vanilla, a cup of chopped nuts, some lemon juice,
and of course, a bottle of your favorite whiskey. That's
(19:24):
the most important ingredient, all right. Now, the first thing
you need to do is sample the whiskey to make
sure that it is fresh and of all the finest quality. Yeah,
I think I'll do fine. All right, I'll say we
need a large bowl. Get your bowl right there. Now,
(19:46):
let's be sure to check out whiskey again. Make sure
you've sold the highest bowler. All right. First, take a
whiskey for one level cup of whiskey. Now drink.
Speaker 13 (20:05):
I'm good.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
Let's repeat that one more time. All right, longing were
in business. Now now it's electric mixer. Turn it on,
and then we want to beat one cup of butter
in the fluffy little bowl and add one teaspoon of
(20:28):
sugar and beat again. Let's make sure the whiskey is
all right.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
That'd be good, all right now.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Now let's turn off the mixer, all right, I'll break
four legs and add to the bowl. And then we
wanna chuck in a cup of dried fruit. Then you
mix on the turner again, and it's the fried group
gets struck in the beaters. You need to pry loose
(21:02):
with a juice grabber and ju sure to sample of
whiskey and make sure it ain't going over. Don't work
all right? Now I want to sift two cups of
salt or something.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Who cares.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Just make sure the whiskey is all right, and then
we want to sift the lemon juice.
Speaker 11 (21:25):
Play me one second.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
And strain your nuts. Then I had one table spoon
of sugar or whatever you can find. Now you want
to a grease the oven and turn the cake three
hundred and fifty degrees, and don't forget to beat off
(21:52):
the turner. That's very important, all right, Well by us,
I'll clean this up tomorrow. Now the most important part
finished the whiskey. Turn off to light and go to
(22:14):
bed raf harp your holidays. See me after the first
of the years.
Speaker 10 (22:24):
Cookie with Rayford was made possible in part by a
grant from the Jack Daniels Distillery of Lynchburg, Tennessee, providing
sour mash whiskey to Rayford's for over three generation.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Oh right, Hi, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's review
yesterday's question. We found out when the world's first Christmas
card was issued in eighteen forty three, there was a
public outcry to ban it because these stoops featured a
depiction of people doing.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
This, what's drinking alcohol?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
And then they're handing like a kid a glass of wine.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
For the Christmas card.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
I want to see.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Go for today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well, it was during
the sixteenth century Turkish citizens who were caught drinking this
were sentenced to death, But today Turkey is one of
the world's largest importers and exporters of it.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
What was the early version of the John Billie Billy
gruin size?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Tim Wilson's brother is the only one that we knew
that ever drank it? All Right, what y'all got one
eight hundred Big show you told free line across America.
We play John Boy Jeopardy next. Good Morning, That's a
(24:01):
big show on al Radio. Roll it to you Thursday.
Our feature track from the Big Show, Bid Boxing John
Boy's chronic lyricosis Christmas TV special, Hey Words Christmas TV
and hit the midbox at the Big Show dot com
and right now jells live across America.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
It's Don Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Wah wah, and now your host.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
His wife didn't buy an advent calendar this year, so
he's just going around in the kitchen, opening cabinet doors
one at a time and eating whatever's in there.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
He's John Boy Another word Thursday.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Let's say, hey a Jennifer out of Tunnel Hill, Georgia.
Good morning, Jennifer, Good morning, Hey babe, you got the
first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So Jennifer,
think back to the sixteenth century, Turkish citizens who were
caught drinking this were sentenced to death. But look today,
Turkey is one of the world's largest importers and exporters
(25:02):
of that.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
What could it be?
Speaker 8 (25:06):
I'm gonna say alcohol alkey Hall.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
No, that was yesterday's answer.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Brandy would never do two answers in a row like
that during his research, or would he. Jennifer, we appreciate
you playing baby. I hope you have a great day.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Thank you you too.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
We let's go to Tim in Jacksonville, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Good morning, Tim, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Hey buddy, you got a shot now, So Jennifer guest
alkey Hall that Shaw's answer for.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Everything here, Lady, what do you what do you think
it was?
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Tim? I'm gonna go with coffee.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Coffee, Let's say.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yes it was.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
I listen to thing about it man down was you know,
fishing going to Costa Rica, coffee all over them and
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
But Turkey doesn't grow coffee. I didn't think they don't.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
But it says they're a significant importer of green coffee
means and have developed specialized methods for processing and roasting them.
They then re export to the world, give them a
strong role in the global coffee supplies that they inserted themselves.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yo, ain't turkeys smart?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Damn good work on you and buddy biggohell that's tractor
prize back.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Head over to Jacksonville for you.
Speaker 11 (26:30):
Thank you, weg.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Good morning, make shows on the radio, all right, boy
out and Christmas albums.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Dusty stacks of golden wax as we call it in
the bo.
Speaker 16 (27:15):
I wanna date the Big show girls ca Chris Mos
hook up with awfully not one or two. I want
Babs Peter and Jackie. I give him a wink, a
couple of drinks and jump right in the sackie.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I wanna date the.
Speaker 16 (27:33):
Big show Girls for Chris Mims. I know exactly what
I gonna do. No holding hands. I want hanky panky.
I know they'll go a wrong with it because they
are skanky. I just can't wait. Give Christmas Morning magic in.
(27:57):
Imagine all the shocks when they open that box and
find the naked Asian standing there. I want to date
the big show girl book list mon get myself a
nice hickey or two. I don't want preystation or stupid
ex boxes. I just want to get it on with
(28:19):
all that big show boxes. Dirty girls are going to
rub me too. Bab said she thinks that I'm lude include.
I don't care what she say, as wrong as she
(28:41):
is nude. I got reve oil and a big porastic sheet.
I take a rod of picture that I probably going
to peak on Ris Musky Eve. I'll be so horny,
(29:02):
so much rough douche, and if I have my way,
they'll already have a range lai, the kind that leaves
the best hots bere we. I want to take a beach,
so Bob for Lstmas, and I've gone to horror Whoop
dee doo. Once upon a time I told Santa's Elf
(29:27):
I want to have six whole boobies to myself. And
this year my Christmas wish came to.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Good Morning.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
It's a big showing the radio. Alrighty'll gather around. It's
time for an entry into the diary of Mary Bucy,
Gary's cousin.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Dear Diary. This is Mary Becie well Diary. Before we
get too deep in the weeds, I need to give
a shout out to cousin Gary Mucy. He came back
to Tulsa, all the way from La to Bell Me
out of the pokey this time, but it worked my
(30:36):
fault m I had a Black Friday fever, slippy slippy,
slippy flappy. My day went from great tye crapead, a
shopping trip, turn death match fight, boom boom.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
This not the beast, not the beet.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Oh it was terrible. Wake up, little Susie, Wake up.
That was a doozy. It's what you get for taking
that last carrot top coozy. I mean, I ain't snotty.
It's high karate all gotcha got you get you get
you get you, so let me preach on it. It
was hard getting up early after chewing down about twenty
(31:13):
pounds of turkey the day before, but this is where
the great ones dig deep. I got up at three
m suited up in my extra roomy yoga pants, my
knee pads, elbowguard's mouthpiece, headgear, and them leather gloves with
lead weights in the pond. You gotta be prepared, brother,
if you want them. Wicked dolls, electric scooters and store
(31:33):
brand liquor too too. Hey, you gotta treat yourself sometimes,
don't you. I decided to go to Targia, which is
really just a Walmart for people who think they're bougie.
You know, the line was already one hundred people long.
They weren't ready for the classic bucy strategy on. I
know there'd be blood if I tried to cut in lines,
(31:56):
so I just tossed out a couple of them strings
of firecrackers. They were all like.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
From the front line.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Don't mind if.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
I do pop pipe collar, kype. That girl doesn't jumped
out of her type. It's ever read for herself a
woman too. You'd have done it if you thought of
it too. Holy cow, but you know that you didn't
because you're stood bad be So the doors popped open
(32:33):
at five am, and Diary, it was a good game
on elbows flying, hair pulling, earrings falling off, shoes dropping,
and I don't know what tall And that was just
in the greeting card section. I set my sights on
a big plush blanket with Taylor Swift on one side
and Travis Kelcey on the other, you buddy, And just
(32:57):
as I got to it, this big old galger grabs
a hold of it with both hands. I looked up
and straight into the face of evil Diarist. She had
a unibrow and a Freddie Mercury mustache match. She had
a gap in her teeth that you could drive a
Ford Bronco through. She had so many double chins she
needed a bookmark to find her mouth. She roared up
(33:25):
into my face and I could smell her Starbucks order
Grand half Cafe, quarter Calf dcalf no calf pumping spice,
triple Latte, shaking Nott's Third You. But this was Taylor Swift.
We're talking about.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Swifties in the horse.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
Jake shake, shake it off, Jake, get off, shake off
my blanky he aw ever, boy, so I just did
a quick little chop chop roynehouse kick if she was
a guide, kick her in the teeth. You thought I
was on the same.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
It's cores.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
Well, diary. This may be the only time in the
history of Black Friday shopping that everyone actually stops stuffing
their carts with one hundred dollars flat screens. In cases
of you who and watched the fight, I've seen enough
John Wick movies to know I couldn't whip her face
to face, so I distracted her by throwing a pack
of Raspberry's Singers, and when she turned to run after it,
I jumped on her back. Huh, that big old gal
(34:29):
bucked and kicked like a.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Wild right ho woo woo.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
I saw an opening that got my arm into TwixT
two of those swinging chins, and I sinched up on her.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Boy.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
She charged down the aisle, trying to scrape me off,
first against the display of those cheap Dutch butter cookies
and then into those many kids a diet vanilla caffeine
free cook of colers. But I held on tight. She
busts through the door into the parking lot, ram in
and overturning cars that were in her path. Right know,
my rear neckd choke finally took hold of head down.
(35:08):
She went victory was mine? Take that tubby blanket, Bowgarder,
you just lost in the damage you did as a
terrible cost. I think I should have won a trophy.
I reckon because I stayed on for longer than eight seconds.
If I see your tail again, repeat, no one gets
my tay tab blanket. Yeah, get you, you, get you,
(35:30):
get you some.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Harm is my boyfriend?
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Well, Diary, I think I need a drink, Me and
my T and T blank He got to skidaddle. This
thousand hours of community service ain't gonna do itself now
until next time, Diary x's and o's. Oh Mary badass,
you see.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
A good morning.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
That's a big show on the radio coming up next week.
Getting in touch with Monroe Fisher. You all remember Monrose
talk about the world. Well, turn him loose here for
a few minutes. Hit up with him the jungles of Belize. Yeah,
I'm pretty sure we'll catch up with what he's been up.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
I'm sure he will fill us in.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Right, and then we'll beat the blonde. Has some fun
doing that.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Right, now hold look few ray for dolls left over
for this Christmas.
Speaker 10 (36:49):
First it was tickleney Elmo, then singing snore Ernie. Now
comes the latest toy sensation from Fishy Price. It's grut
and gripe, rayfert jewel pest.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
Christmas bah just an excuse to pick a man's.
Speaker 10 (37:05):
Pocket and ask me he's the holiday buddy that teaches
your kids about the real world.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
I ain't shaking your hand that spreads germ.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
I don't know where that.
Speaker 10 (37:14):
Hand's been grunt and gripe reefing. Whenever you want some
more crap out of him, just squeeze his head.
Speaker 6 (37:20):
Tickle me Elmo.
Speaker 8 (37:22):
Why didn't somebody just step on him?
Speaker 9 (37:25):
I love you, Rayford.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Leave me alone your snot nose.
Speaker 10 (37:28):
Little rat, grunt and dripe rerief.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
You don't know where your daddy keeps a key to
the liquor cabinet.
Speaker 13 (37:33):
Do you new from Fishy Price?
Speaker 11 (37:36):
Who says that? I say that?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play Beat the Blind for a blue EMU. Prize back
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Speaker 1 (37:59):
A'm on other finerytailers.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
Well been waiting on to talk to the man, your
longtime Big Show listeners, No Monros Monro's talk about the world.
We sent him out with a piece of facts paper
saying yes, if if y'all call up with him, we'll put.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
You on the show.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
And he turned that into what a life actually is
now residing in the country of Belize, well in the jungle,
and we have him online now.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
Good morning Monroe Baites Wheenest, Dear John Boy, he and
Billy to quote the one and only great Uncle Hugheye,
welcome back to my world. Big guy, you talk about
I mean, I'm serious, this is I'm pretty emotional talk
(38:50):
about you know, someone's life that was one hundred percent
redefined by connecting to you. I first met you, John
Boy in nineteen four in the back corner booth one
night at the Moorhead Longhorn Steak House and Charlotte. We
bonded really quick there. Doug Monrose talk.
Speaker 11 (39:12):
About the world.
Speaker 8 (39:13):
In nineteen ninety six, I pitched Johnny and Randy on
the idea to throw my career in hotel management away
out the window and travel the world, calling in collect
reverse charges weekly to the Big Show. I did so
from nineteen ninety six to two thousand and three. I
was forty one years old when I started. Although I
(39:37):
would occasionally check in, you know, after those years, the
bulk of it was the amazing years. Twenty nine years
ago this month, I first connected from my first call
in that Randy had approved and yes, he gave me
a fact civily. Back when they were faxes. I got
some illegal, fake documents in Bangkok that told that I
(39:59):
was a journal But I took off twenty nine years ago,
Big guys this month and arrived to the fishing village
of Placentia. Belize it didn't stop. You know, Johnny, do
recap what you did to me. The famous faces I
(40:21):
personally encountered because of my affiliation with the Big Show.
I met sixth presidents, including Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabi, and I've
been eye to eye with a cun in my back
as I spoke to President Daniel Ortega and niic Rod.
We're still president. The great train Robber, Remember Ronnie Biggs.
We chased him down in Rio. Lots of Nascar legends,
(40:45):
Michael Walter, Ernie Irvin, Beannie Parsons, General Tom Saddler. I
put him in that category. Kenny Pancho Cunnings, you remember
he's Skeenny Kenny Marion. Johnny the musician turned me on
to direct the Robert Earl Keene. Tom Petty, you once
gave me big show tickets for an entire row section
(41:08):
and some outdoor coliseum there, Lindsey Buckingham. I also wanted
to to show live with James Brown and Augusta Georgia
for the Big Show. You see that right, I had
lost you.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
No, yeah, I got you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
I'm enjoying going down memory lane with you, man Goues.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
We've been coming up with that.
Speaker 8 (41:27):
Good Over the original seven years, I traveled to over
one hundred and fifty countries. These are some of the
places I called in live live and remember back then
there was no delay. I went live and boys, that
got us in trouble couple times, but anyway, I called
in live from the Panama Canal, Tierra del Fuego, the
(41:49):
tip of South America, Moscow, Madrid, Rio de Janeiro. I
did a show live from the Siberian Railroad going across Russia.
I did one live the Great Wall of China, from
the Amazon River, from the Nile River, from the Maykong River.
I did it with the seaming distance of Mount Everest.
I remember calling you that, uh, the mountains of the
(42:11):
Moon and Uganda. I called you live from the hard
Rock Resort in Bali. I called you from Bamacco. I
even called you guys live from timbuck To and Molly
near death experiences seven times during those years. The closest
(42:32):
involved a gun being shot, so he shot up the
house I was in in Honduras. Somebody put a gun
in my chest, pulled the trigger, the gun jammed in
El Salador. Uh. Then there was a knife fight I
got into in Laos, but that that all ended up, okay.
I escaped the hotel fire with one shoe in a pillow,
(42:54):
remember that in La Fortuna, Costa Rica. As I said,
I mean, the show probably changed my world in my
life more than any anybody that's been affiliated with it.
I think you know you remember I met along the
way the Austrian tour guide. Not only did we fall
in love exploring the globe, we later had two children,
(43:17):
Charlie and Panama, both proud college students excelling there. We
lived in Austria for years, and after twenty years together,
yes well, we had a bitter divorce and I came
back to where it all started in Belize. I am now,
Johnny the largest high biscus surreal fruit grower in the
(43:41):
entire country. I have a juice company called Yellow Jaw
Jungle Juice. Someday it's going to be up there. I
don't know. We might be the next Red Bull. I
know you might want to say something, but before I go,
now that you're retiring, I really think that you ought
to take the opportunity to come down here and pick
(44:03):
fruit with us next season. I think they do a
lot better for you than that job you're gonna get
at Walmart being a greeter. Johnny, from all the heart,
I love you, Billy, Randy Making and all the moys, Jackie, Cookie, Marshy, Officer,
Donnie Presley, Twisted Brother, TC, Tom Carey, Doc Brewer, Chris McKee,
(44:28):
Jeff Kent, Jeff Pillars, the late Henry Cato. Two listeners
that have listened and followed me all my life, Mike
Patterson in Virginia. I love you, brother Brett Wilburn and
Myrtle By South Carolina. Johnny, what you got about it?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
Brother to Boddy Well say one, yeah, man, I enjoyed
that going down that memory lane.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Man, you did, you did a good job there.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
Remember I told these girls, I said, hey, y'all, write
down every name that has been in the show for
the last years, then you'll remember.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
So we got to go start with you like that.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
The wildest, longest hold, buddy, hold, we we are. We
are short now, but I just wanted to say that
when when I met you there, that's when I also
met Terry Hansoon Monroe was he's been pretty sharp. It
was general manager of Dunhill Uptown Charlotte, North Carolina, and
(45:23):
when Hanson moved here to take over Raycom Sports, he
lived out of there for a while. So that's the
way we met Terry Hanson and Monroe the same time
at the old Longhorn Steakhouse close to our old studios
of town.
Speaker 8 (45:37):
Yes, goney, good luck to all of you in the future.
You've had a wonderful life and you only have the
best of the world ahead of you. Bless you all.
Thank you for doing everything for me. Thank you for
all the listeners. We all love you. You've You've been
a part of our life and by God, you ain't
never gonna leave us.
Speaker 11 (45:56):
We love you.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
We needed Monroe. Love you, buddy, you know. So we'll
keep up with you. Y'all want to keep up with
Monroe on the Facebook? And uh, Monroe, what's your what's
your call sign there on Facebook?
Speaker 8 (46:08):
Julian Monroe Fisher, you can find me yellowjow dot com.
I really want you to come down here. Now.
Speaker 11 (46:14):
Hey, what am I gonna say?
Speaker 6 (46:15):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (46:16):
Hello?
Speaker 16 (46:17):
Love you?
Speaker 8 (46:17):
All right?
Speaker 11 (46:19):
Well?
Speaker 6 (46:19):
Was he?
Speaker 1 (46:19):
What's happening?
Speaker 8 (46:20):
Then?
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (46:21):
I told you I'll relaxed first in the year before
I go to belize, all right, I know you made
hey bring back memories? Alright, man, I go love you, Boddy,
talk to you, zay Man. Keep up some boy billing
Facebook page as well. Ali, y'all, Well, well, let's play
that beat the Blonde game while we're hot.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Huh, go ahead and get a contestant. I'll finish up
with Monroe off air.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
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The Brothers Ortiz is the story of two brothers–both successful, but in very different ways. Gabe Ortiz becomes a third-highest ranking officer in all of Texas while his younger brother Larry climbs the ranks in Puro Tango Blast, a notorious Texas Prison gang. Gabe doesn’t know all the details of his brother’s nefarious dealings, and he’s made a point not to ask, to protect their relationship. But when Larry is murdered during a home invasion in a rented beach house, Gabe has no choice but to look into what happened that night. To solve Larry’s murder, Gabe, and the whole Ortiz family, must ask each other tough questions.