November 27, 2025 • 42 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got a special Thanksgiving Day show for you from our archives. - This show was rescued from a dead backup drive from years ago - Unfortunately, we couldn’t retrieve the time/date stamps so we have no idea what year it originally aired.. - Regardless, we’re still serving up leftovers BEFORE Thanksgiving! - Another first! - Pass the gravy and enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving weekend. It's a new world record.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We've been in the building less than two minutes and
we're already at each other's roops.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
It's the holidays.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Shut your whole four.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes, it's the most wonderful time of the ying dog.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
I need some ding dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Let me write that down. We've got another record.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Why don't you rule your ding dong's into a little
ball and crown.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
All right, I'll kill y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's the most wonderful time of the with celebrations and
at the vacations and of good cheer.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
We ain't got no ding dog. But there's a whole hole.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Way behind.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Millers.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Shut she's goings.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We have ruined a perfectly good black woman.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Pillars is a black woman, David Fillers. Let me guess, Pillers,
you got family on the farm. It's it's getting close.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
I've already had to throw the grits against the wall
to keep the sister in laws guts. Keep that sister
in law's French Muslim boyfriends.
Speaker 8 (01:28):
Will come to town, French Muslim.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
But it can't get no worse.
Speaker 7 (01:33):
They't get no worse for a heim. This is pillars sister,
not mad I hate her enough. She got to bring
a French Muslim might be doing it just to take
you off.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh you think, oh man, well Christmas is coming to
the Muslim celebrate Christmas probably not.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Got that what you call ramaalama ding, no thing going on.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, oh yeah, they probably they probably do celebrate. I
mean some, I'm not talking about all. And we say Muslims.
It's kind of like a big show intoqutries.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, it's not, it is. That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Was the original king of isn't neither guy tried to
fly too close to the sun.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's a totally derogatory term that came up accidentally one day.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well Mario, when Mario was living here, uh he uh,
he was quizzing my boys when he drove carpool one afternoon.
AMERI decides, you know, he gonna learn what the boys
are learning in school. And this was and this was
how many years what were they seventh, eighth years ago? Yeah,
and Mary was doing just a little pop questions stuff
(02:43):
from drives here and say, y'all.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Know which country got the most Muslims?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
And I believe that'd be Muslimia.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So so that's just what we call it another one
in men's ideals, that that we do just for our
pure amusement, not all about y'all.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Need something for us?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
All right, wait away, Happy holidays, good morning, the big
(03:31):
shows on the radio, heavy Thanksgiving weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Let's go back we live for Thanksgiving moment.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
This is the place, Cadbury, let's go Why are we
doing this again, sir well? I thought that by giving
one of our listeners the opportunity to have me over
for Thanksgiving dinner would be good.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
Pr I see, so your family is out of town
then has nothing in the fridge bingo.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Good plans.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
At least you don't have to cook, and thankfully neither
do you.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
That breakfast you prepared has left my nudge in a
tumult spicy pork, brains and eggs are in acquired taste.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
Ew.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
And who are these people again?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Let's see, mister and missus kleidus clump. Now just do
me a favoringe. Don't cause any trouble at least until
I finished eating simple meal with an average American family.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What could go wrong?
Speaker 9 (04:28):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Look at you, john boy.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
John boy, John boy.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
You're adorable. Look at those boys apple cheeks.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
I'm Catberry, Madam, mister busman servant, I'm John Boy, but
you're right. I am adorable and you must be missus Clump.
You could just call me mama. Pardon me, mama? Could
you let go of my cheek?
Speaker 10 (04:51):
Now?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Oh, come in, Come in, my precious angels. Yo, just
in time.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
We're just sitting down to eat.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Hey, who the hell comes ringing a dog bell on
Thanksgiving Day? Hey, mister clumb, white boys hit the deck. Woman.
It's a home invasion. Son, Cleadas put your nine aways.
This is John Boy and Cad Barrett. These boys are
our guests, John Boy from the radio.
Speaker 11 (05:18):
Yes, sir, the Hoky's got a damn butler and he's
got to come by and moot your meat off.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
The working Man.
Speaker 10 (05:23):
I ended a contest on the Big Show and I won,
so I got to have them over for Thanksgiving. Wait wait, wait,
wait a minute, let me get this straight. You won,
but they get to eat for free. What the hell
context to say?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
You behave?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
John Boy is our guess. Look why why can't you
listen to one of them skinny little gay fellows on
the low end of the die. Look at the size
of these two mules. Damn Hey, where billy did you
eat it on the way over? I spaking forget.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
About the leftovers?
Speaker 9 (05:50):
Lead us?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Well, then perhaps we've come into bad time.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, mama clump, maybe we better go. No, now, don't
you mind kleads. You boys sit down and fix you
a nice big plate of home mate thanksgiving deliciousness.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, if your sure's no trouble, ooh, how could you
ever beat trouble?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Let me count the ways, madam.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Just don't expect any damn doggie bags? Am I too?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Or eight? Or then cleate us eat it all?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Well, looks like we have enough aft all. Now we
got two tough old birds at the table. I'd like
to throw hot grease on you here, god, old fool,
I'm strapped. I got my rais on me. I'll cut
you into cat fifth bait.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
We'll just pick something up on the way home.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah, certainly so.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Some of those petrol station sandwiches should suffice nonsense.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Here you go eat up now?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Oh, looking beef too fine?
Speaker 8 (06:48):
Young man?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Put me in a mine, a couple of a lumberjack.
You boys bring any wood this day? Just let them
eat so they can get the hell out of here.
I plan on so a few lugs of my own
later on, and I don't need homo and Jeff throw
hogging the cat.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Oh did he just called me a homo?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Easy?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Big and just eat your cranberries?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Yeah, fruit for fruity now I'll see Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oh, how is everything just awesome?
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Positively scrumptious? Madam grumptious? Who are you, Willie Walker? It's
damn god woman, and now's the seal of approval?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Lead us?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Somebody call my name?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, your name is.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
A disgusting habit. Who should be more respectful of your families?
Speaker 9 (07:35):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (07:35):
He can't help it. Cletus is so full of it.
If he didn't do that, he'd explode. Thank you, Cadbury, Cletus, you.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Act like a gentleman. He ain't looking here, mister nanny.
This is my house, and in my house is how
a real man says thank you?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Really be cool? I'm almost done with my pie.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Don't wear is hunh? I think I understand our hourst
Now they suggest you take cover what your special breakfast
has kicked in at the most opportune time.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You don't mean you've been one son?
Speaker 11 (08:07):
Oh live a roche? How of your people say thank you?
I dare say, ain't nothing as feebly as you? For example, Yeah,
that's good, but not as good as this bravosa. I
should never have held back. Wow, man, like somebody burnt
(08:33):
the collar. Green tat right back at you, Mama, Mama
helped me open the windows.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Too late for that abandoned ship. Oh lord, I.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Can't reade about ladies. I think the golden growl is
open my dream.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
What about your friend.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Bring it?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I think it's too late.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Good, it's already, jack I'm trying to find a perfect
question from my IF book.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I get finding. Okay, just this one. I'm just landing
on this one.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
If you were to have only one of the prime virtues,
which one would you want to possess?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
She didn't know what any of them are?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Cold, you move on to another question that she may
be better verse than answering.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
Hey, it's culturally biased.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh but I'm gonna let y'all look again. That was
a trick question for Jane.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You know why, because he doesn't know.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
Later, Jackie one, sleepy, sneezy, grumpy.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's the dwarfs that hango another wood rope, food row
playhouses coming up next. Good morning to make show he's
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on the radio, you know, like faith, Oh, Cherity, just
time me Tellier Cherry, Tiffany.
Speaker 12 (10:24):
Bubbles, Lexis Mercedes.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Honesty and speaking.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Right, we'll work on that.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Right now, it's time.
Speaker 13 (10:45):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode last
of the Red Hot Cajuns. As our story opens, Justin
LeBlanc visits the home of his best friend Woodrow Boudreau and.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Boudreau where you all at?
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Well?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Now look what the cat dog in old.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Juice stand a blank?
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Big life man?
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Twice that long. I'm there, Elizabeth as usual. You're looking
fine as frog had split three ways.
Speaker 12 (11:14):
You can knock off all that sweet talk.
Speaker 14 (11:16):
Jockass already got one worthless kids and learning around here.
Speaker 12 (11:22):
I surey looking for another one.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Well, now, excuse me for being fun of the joy
of living.
Speaker 12 (11:28):
You for something that for sure?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Hey man, how was your tripping New Orleans went right?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Good?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
My friend?
Speaker 12 (11:34):
How come you went to New Orleans?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Boss Man sent me down there to pick up some
new equipment. Hey, Boudreaux, I met me a wild second
woman while I was down there, that right. I got
to town about eight o'clock PM. After I check into
the motel, I went down to this nightclub on Bourbon
Street and had me some of that fine cajuon whiskey
by mister Jacques Danniet. So I'm sitting there talking to
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the bartender when this fine look on woman girl come and.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Said right beside me.
Speaker 12 (12:00):
She did on purpose wee.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
She said, you one of them Caju man. Ain't you?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
I said we My family is four blead cajun as
long as they've been around. She said, I hear cajamin.
There's a ball of fire when it comes to romance.
I said, you got that right. It ain't nothing for
a Caju man to ride that space mountain tree or
two times in one night.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
And she said, well, then took me straight to Didney World,
big boy.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
Oh come on, ain't no woman said that to you.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Sure didn't hush, Elizabeth. So they will happen. But the
same hell do you take happened me and her.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
We slide off back to the motel and we get
all hot and babbled, no, I ain't no.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Emmy went up, But that girl said, juice done. I
never know the man like you before.
Speaker 14 (12:50):
Oh this starting to sound like one of them them
science fiction stories to me.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
You have right, and she was a big girl. It
was pope, So I said, hold on, dollar, show it
over here. Let me take her for about thirty minute
and we'll pull the curtain on act too.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Slide that chair beside the bed here, set yourself down,
and I take both your hands and clap them onto
my ears.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
And just hold on just like that while I'm napping
your ears.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
You hurt me. We so I sleep for about thirty minutes.
She waked me up, and we go again. That girl,
she said, ooh, you's done. That was even better than
the second time. I said, share you think that one
was good? Let me nap again for about one hour
and I'll give you a story you can tell about
for the rest of your lafe.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
So I make her sit on the bed and hold
on to my ears again.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
She waked me up in one hour later. It's chapter
three or Paradise. K just don that girl, she said,
had old might. Did you stand that was the best
one yet? Wheez like you had a wild job.
Speaker 14 (13:56):
Hey Romeo, let me ask you a question. How come
you made it skill sit there and hold on to
your ears while you were napping?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Because the last time I hooked up with a wild
Gun in Orleans. As soon as I went to sleep,
she stole my wallet.
Speaker 13 (14:15):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse kind
of kind of one took my kid.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Did look at this.
Speaker 13 (14:20):
Coun again next time where the christial old bourbon street bartenders.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold the dollar.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Coome on to the big show was on the radio
all right now, continuous uh seial bit.
Speaker 13 (14:35):
Is what we call them because a lot of people
eat cereal while and these are like in a row
as well.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It works out all the way around. Reverend Billy Ray Collins,
it's his time's up next. Good morning, a big shows
(15:02):
on a radio. Let's welcome Reverend.
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Billy ray Welded. Morning there, John Boy and Billy, and
good morning to all our beloved friends out they're in
radio land.
Speaker 15 (15:12):
VI.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent full gospel penniccostal assembly just off State Road twenty
three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, the orgyistic fourth
quarter frenzy of naked consumerism and chronic alcoholism is upon
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us once again. Yes, it's Christmas time when we all
come together as one to kick the Lord Jesus to
the curb and replace him with jolly old Satan claws
sliding down the hill on the back of electric razors.
Of course, that's just the world we're living in today. Friends,
(15:56):
mention the name of the Lord on what's supposed to
be is birth. Why we can't have that no more
in America, some thin skinned atheist type might get his
feeling hurts. We gotta be broad minded and inclusive. And
if that means kicking Gentle Jesus, sweet and mild out
(16:17):
of the manger to make room for a new Xbox, well,
as the fan goes, you will have that on you
bet yash. And we always see the atheists put up
an anti Christmas billboarder twelve this time of year, with
an uplifting message like God is a myth, Christmas is
for everybody. Yay. You know for a bunch you don't
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believe in the Lord. Y'all atheists sure are heart to
get in on his birthday party, ain't you. That's what
you get for signing up for a religion and they
ain't got no holidays. Yeah, I know, right about now,
some of y'all are out there saying, yeah, you tell them, preacher,
give them hell bound sinners to what fair We need
to get back to the true meaning of Christmas. And
(17:03):
of course you're absolutely right. However, keep in mind that
for most folks, getting into Christmas spirit means turning your
car radio to the station that starts playing Crust to
the Storeman twenty four to seven all the day after Halloween. Oh,
you think the Birth of the Lord is a fine
thing when you're looking for a good deal on a
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fat screen TV so you can watch the gimp that
stole Christmas all but the rest of the year. The
only time you got to heart the heart with somebody
named Jesus lined up is when the Mexican yard man
misses a spot out by the water meters. That's right,
I'm talking to the successful, high minded church people here too.
(17:47):
This morning, Honey, the Lord didn't come down from heaven
so you could have a Lexus December to remember. He
came to open the door to salvation for a bunch
of ungrateful not heads that live like you don't exist
three hundred and sixty four days out of the year.
Oh okay, Pritch, if you're so smart, what should we
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do to fix all the mess that's going on. Well,
the Bible says, and I quote my help comes from
the Lord who made heaven and earth. And trust me, y'all.
That strategy works a whole lot better than getting indignant
when some wormy looking white bull with dreadlock says Happy
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Holidays instead of Merry Christmas when he's henning you a
gluten three half calf lockey you get at the starbus.
And now I will attempt to downshift my rhetorical gears
for a special Christmas activity note like to invite whosoever
will come on out for our annual Sword of Joshua
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Old Time at Christmas celebration. We'll have a live Nativity
seen in the parking lot with the critters provided by
the Good folks at Pets and Things in the Brushywood
Outlet mall. Then head on in the family Activity center
for our annual holiday pageant slash object lesson walking in
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a worldly Wonderland. The Sword of Joshua Youth Choir Or
performed their rib tickling roundup of broad minded and all
inclusive holiday favorites like joy Too at most thirty percent
of the world. Good Facebook friends, Rejoice angels. We only
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thought we heard on high Grandma got runned over by
an intolerant religious secretarian, and of course it's beginning to
look a lot like coincidence. I'll wrap up all the
festivities with a soldier income to Jesus message designed to
edify the faithful and put brown in the breeches of
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the unnat Come be with us nightly at six o'clock
PM now through Christmas. That the halls with bowls of
holiness at the Sword of Joshua Independent full Gospebell Pennecostal
Assembly just off State Road twenty three on the Friday Road.
That there's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you it's
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time to turn, so you don't burn Yon boyn Billy.
You all have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
You wanted to make show's song your radio. One of
my buds, avant Lana, got a special thanks Hiving song.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
We're here every year. You ready for it?
Speaker 9 (20:45):
You?
Speaker 16 (20:46):
I Oh, gobble gobbles shot shine, Mom look's tired. Grandma's fat,
gobble gobble drank drinking. Uncle Jim heaves in the kitchen
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a seke Thanksgiving of my house.
Speaker 17 (21:11):
Everybody's got his babies but me.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Thanksgiving of my house. It's just the way it was
man to be a home.
Speaker 16 (21:23):
Gob gobble me, of course, haven't seen Dad since the divorce.
Goble gobble stuff stuff A forty pound turkey's more than nothing.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Thanksgiving at my house. Everybody's making more money than me.
Speaker 17 (21:40):
Thanksgiving to my house. I don't want to beat here,
can't wait.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
To leave.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
A hole.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
It used to be so much fun.
Speaker 17 (21:53):
Remember Thanksgiving when you were young? Real cook again. You'll
see when you can start. Shown family.
Speaker 16 (22:02):
A god with goble smash smash my girlfriend thanks my
family's trash job.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Goble talk talking.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Why aren't you married?
Speaker 16 (22:11):
I think I'll take a walk Thanksgiving to my house,
A couple more whole house then and I'll be free.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Thanksgiving my house is this the wind was meant to be?
Thanksgiving to my house.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Everybody's got to beat.
Speaker 16 (22:28):
It but me.
Speaker 17 (22:30):
A Thanksgiving to my house, Thanksgiving my house, Thanksgiving to
my house.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Thanksgiving that man, Good morning, and the big show is
on the radio Holiday weekend. Happy Thanksgiving. Everybody head towards
Christmas time. Uh, we're still talking about weather. We're gonna
be a big show Christmas party this year.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
You might just gonna save the money and doing on
something else.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I wonder who came up with this let's just save
the money and spend it on anything else idea.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I don't know whoever did is a Jesus.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
I'm still not sure about this Christmas fort.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I've heard that we're gonna revert back to our childhoods
this Christmas. All right, it's gonna be the best Christmas ever.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Billy almost bout it. The Big Show Christmas Party. I
guess we're gonna look back at a one we had
in the pass. Huh. I don't know what the hell
I can do about it. Good morning, The Big Show
is on the radio. Happy Thanksgiving weekend, everybody.
Speaker 15 (23:47):
Man.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
It's one thing about this.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Year I love. We'll get to go back and experience
things we've been through before, like the old proverbial traveling
time capsule.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I told you this is a good show. You should listen.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
The more thanks change, the more they stay the same.
Let's go back to last year, all right?
Speaker 9 (24:02):
Now?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yes, take us back there they We're less than a
week away from Christmas.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
If I got a Christmas spirits so far, I wish
you knock it off.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
For our big Company Christmas Party is tonight. Well y'all
have all right. Yeah, I've already offered pillars out the
babysit for some of the staff because I know he's
not coming.
Speaker 9 (24:24):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
We packed Randy's fifties diner in his basement out during
these holiday get togethers and about.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
This time of year. Every year I keep thinking, what
was I think?
Speaker 16 (24:35):
You?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Why would I do this? Every year the Christmas Christmas
party at my house ends with somebody bleeding. No really,
Raypern fell down the hill in my backyard.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
We didn't bleed, he just got muddy. I told him.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
He bled, He scarred his I mean his elbow and bled.
But the muddy fell down in was the same color
as duty. So Raver's been gone like for about fifteen minutes,
and I tell him, well, just go out back Hughs
bathroom out there, it's too crowded.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, it looked like he had well. As I was saying,
goes crapped and fell back in colors.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
You need any help with that babysit anything swing by.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
My legs got tired.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
And then and then the year before last it was
John Book Because the house I've only had this diner
three years. This is the third Christian.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, and I'm still out standing lawsuit. I don't know
if you want to discuss this.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
And no, it's okay because my lager thinks I got
a good chance of getting all of your money this way.
I've got these little benches on the back patio one.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Then little you know them little girly benches that you know,
you really can't sit down on. So they're just they're
made of steel. You know, they're steel. Actually there wood there,
wood and steel.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Well, the steel is what cut me on my leg.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, somehow he cut the calf of his leg and
trailed blood all over the place.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
It was like oj going home from nicolell.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
And at some point somebody finally went, man, you're bleeding.
He went, really, he didn't even know. And then last year, oh, Alan, Alan,
somebody brought a guy that wasn't invited. And so we're
clearing out the house around two in the morning, because
(26:18):
that's when John Boy finally decides, you know, I'm tired,
I'm gonna go home. Thanks.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
You know, we we were playing on going to bed,
so you could do that. But so I go up
to turn off all the lights. I mean, we're actually
doing the sweep of glasses, picking up, throwing people out
of the house. Everybody's gone. We find a guy laying
on the floor in a pool of his own blood
in our in our den. He had hit it had
fallen and hit his head, But not in the den
(26:45):
where he was collapsed. It happened somewhere else in the house.
You know how we know because once again there's a
trail of blood all over the house. I mean, now
it goes from the bathroom. We figured it must have happened.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
He wasn't he was supposed to be upstairs. No, nobody
Randy's house.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yeah, so how long did it take you to find
William Holden's body?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Really?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
We figured it must have happened in the bathroom, but
the trail leads. I mean, there was blood in the garage,
like he went have to check out the cars while
he was bleeding.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I had have taken my shoes off and rubbed him
on my head and put him back on, just walked all.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Over and I couldn't wake him up. He was so drumb, man,
get him out.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Is this the way it's gonna be again?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
We're gonna have to listen to you to wine about
the last party for a year until you have another
one play.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, probably, I know it is.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Anybody gonna bleed more than what?
Speaker 7 (27:33):
Al Right, So pillers, what time y'allt me to meet y'all? Hey,
that suits me, pal, because you can ride with me
and Eddie.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
It was about sixty percent of the one hundred and
ten people on the guest list coming with John Boy.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
All right, let's see our goal today.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
He's Randy's bitter attitude for this holiday season.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
All right, I see Yogi's not going spank, he's not
going rash.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
I'm not going that's a good start.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I'm he's already.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Good on everybody. Big shows on the radio, y'all say, Hey,
John a minute, Hey.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Dime of the.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Who was singing ying Yang yin yang? Yeah that was
that French Muslim fellow. This go up next. I can't
make decisions or a fist.
Speaker 9 (28:25):
Or can you?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yeah, Arcana, we'll find out next. Good morning, the Big
(28:55):
Show is on the radio. Well what are you leaving?
Speaker 9 (28:58):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
You know, don't you try to check the subject?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I heard you Big show grill guys are out there
cooking the John Boy far better than that. It's got
this long.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Keep asking you that.
Speaker 15 (29:13):
Coming in the door He's been out in the parking
lot with carl the cook, so Dave over here, who
runs the morning show here, and Charlotte says, Johnny, would
you like for me to close this door or do
you want me to leave it open for the guys
in the parking lot?
Speaker 6 (29:24):
He said, I don't know.
Speaker 15 (29:26):
I can't make decisions about the door closing, and you want.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
To be our sheet slitter.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
This is why I know my job is secure.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Once again, I'm trying to put this time management idea
out there front.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
If y'all could grasp me.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
You don't see the vision, don't take your time up
with little things like closing the door or not.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
You know, going down the hall, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I might go in, but the park chops are not
ready and the heat, you know, excuse me, the typical business.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Jackie.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
I can't make decisions, Jackie.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Going going Berry's office and in the top right hand
drawer there's a hammer.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Don't get it and bring.
Speaker 18 (30:13):
It to me.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Save Tayler's watches my management style and he just wants
to beat me up.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
That saves the rest of us a lot.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
It takes a whole lot longer for you to say,
I don't know. I can't make decisions. Then it would
for you to go yes or no or no. I
just can't make snap decisions that affect other people.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
He has to do the any meaning.
Speaker 8 (30:37):
And that could take it.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
It's a door. They can open it again, all right.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
But no, no, say you got concentraight right here?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
This is it.
Speaker 6 (30:46):
This is what we get up for.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
This is why we're here, this big show right here.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
Say we've blown all that time that you say it's
this Coady's put on like this.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
It is a cool leather duster.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
That's a Timberlin Johnny, Yes, Herbert, that's the name brand. Jackie,
I know the type idiot, okay.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Me and Jackie.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
No, I'm just taking up for you.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Oh boy, somebody left to somebody else.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
It couldn't make a decision.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
No, I got four or five years ago, a boy
out on the farm came across and left it in
the truck.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
A good deal. No, you got a good deal. Yeah,
I did pay with this. Matter of fact.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
I just remember.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
It was like a deal.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
It was only like like one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Oh, this was one of Jackie's people.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yes, it was where you got the car wash, and
it had these speakers that were from the factory.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
In my world, it fell off the truck.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
And by the way, attention police officers.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
If you want to catch.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
The crooks who are selling the stolen stuff, go to
the car wash. Have you never noticed that. I don't
mean the nice car washes where they drive you car through.
I'm talking about the ones with the wand the one
you take the four wheelright carwash. If you're wanting to
buy some stolen property, just go to the car wash.
You can't be there more than five minutes before somebody
ask you if you want to buy a wristwatch or
you know, a vc R.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
This has been another big show shopping tip.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
You know it's on the right.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
What what other stuff did they have? I got it
out in the car beautiful.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Give morning the big shows? Y Hey Patrick, Patrick, hepany
this morning? Uh you better straighten up. Ike's coming in
next we go axe Ike.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, don't you like it?
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Next?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Good morning to big Show. It's on the radio. Villas
a gang.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Patrick are number one fan in the studio. Heay, we
are going through a series of our axe Ikes all right.
We premiered it last Saturday morning. I'm sure you heard that. Patrick,
well the number two.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
This is it, yo, what's up?
Speaker 6 (33:18):
I can turn it here with my new partner Carl Childers.
Speaker 18 (33:22):
Lady to meet all you pimps and hose King and.
Speaker 19 (33:26):
We want to advalue down for the grand opening of
I can Carl Ebony and Ivory, Castle of Funk and
Pimpshack all new happening, Dad's Glovey and a Heart of Millsburg.
Speaker 18 (33:36):
And they're never a cover charges either.
Speaker 6 (33:38):
It's plumb off in the shizzle. That's right, freaks.
Speaker 19 (33:44):
Don't spend another baring not in your crib watching dirty
movies on DVD inspank revision.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
I can carse Ebony and Ivory, Castle of Funk and Pimpshack.
Speaker 18 (33:53):
Is here true that hold on your fly th reds
and your new Chucks and come on down Blurmack's and
news sounds to our DJ.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Doctor l O Cool Cooter.
Speaker 18 (34:03):
I'll be spending the baits little cure everything from the
worst case of bugget favor dang near terminal belt with
rhyme disease and.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Get on down with your bad self to the sounds
of gangsters like Pushwick Meal and Diddley Eskimo Skank and
our house bad fat boy Patrick and.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
The garbage men.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Don't be heating.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
Get the giant writing on an old fashioned light of
disco dance floor.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
It's the bomb, yo.
Speaker 18 (34:33):
Be getting jiggy with it, busting the move and dropping
it like it's hot in no time.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
And don't forget Budamus Maximus contest on the first Monday
every month.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Tell them about a car all.
Speaker 18 (34:46):
Right then ipping your baby got back some junk in
or drunk or just a big old but duncle dunk,
go yours. Jordan and her ghetto flying on in air
throw down her booty popping skills up and her milkshake
brings all the board to the yard. You might just
go home with one hundred dollars grand prize.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
Word on the.
Speaker 12 (35:07):
Cash equivalent ear food stamps.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Can you digg it?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I knew you good?
Speaker 7 (35:13):
And when you and your peeps need a freak from
getting your swazie on, billy up to the bar for
your favorite crunk juice made with real crunk that stopped.
Speaker 18 (35:21):
By that snack bottle for an ice, what long snoop
chili dog and a refreshing coolio aid, I get it.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
You get to representing y'all. Calm down to the grand.
Speaker 19 (35:34):
Open eight of I could cost ebony an ivory cassul
of Funk and pimpshack this Monday night. Take Kanye West
to keenan ivory waist and take a left eye to
the Ie can cause ebony an ivory castle of funk
and pimp.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
Shack in the old Nervous Hospital, Mills Bucks knew his
dis go help.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
If Mills bugs.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Only this go, you hurt har shit on my nizzle
all off.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
I like the way he talked.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 13 (36:26):
Welcome to John boyn Bill a Playhouse. Today's episode the
First Thanksgiving. Our story opens in November of sixteen twenty.
After a grueling two month journey through treacherous seas, the
Mayflower is approaching the shores of the New World.
Speaker 20 (36:43):
Land ho a last day refugee where we can practice
our religion with our fear of prosecution.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Let's go ashore and get the lay of the land.
Speaker 20 (36:52):
Cabin boy, wish you please hand me my big black
hat and the shiny buckle on it.
Speaker 13 (36:58):
You know, going thinking art thou sure it was our
religious beliefs we were being persecuted for. Of course, why
I was thinking it might be something else, like what
like the fact that we wear big black hats with
shiny buckles on them.
Speaker 20 (37:15):
Don't be ridiculous. How are there, captain the yo hellover
next to that big rock that looks like a plymouth?
Speaker 10 (37:27):
Aye?
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Aye, sir.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
The colonists go ashore and survey the terrain.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
What thankst thou mister standish.
Speaker 13 (37:35):
Well, it's a rather barren landscape with poor soil and
harsh winters, and it would appear to offer very little
chance of survival.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
Yes, it's perfect, isn't it, sir?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
The leader of the native people have come to speak
with thee.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Pilgrim, My god, my good man. What is thy name,
squat though? Oh yeah, well same to you, buddy, Take
a chill pill chief.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
That's my name, Squanto honusa. What does it mean?
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Well, you see, my people have a tradition.
Speaker 7 (38:12):
When a child is born, the father walks out of
his tent and names the child after the first thing
he sees. If he sees a rushing river, he names
the kid rushing river. If he sees a deer running,
he names the child running deer.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
So what is squanto.
Speaker 7 (38:25):
Well, that is what my father stepped in when he
walked out of the camp. Unfortunate but true.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
I have brought my son with me.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
He will, he will help you set up a camp.
Two dogs humping, come over here, help our no friends
with our belongings.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
The hospitality overwhelms may swantoe.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
I know, it just rolls off. The thun doesn't mean.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
At least that's what my dad said. Listen, you will
need food if you are surviving this land. Come on
and we're gonna prepare a meal of corn and beans.
That's what that smell is that we won't help you
build a shelter against the coming winter.
Speaker 13 (39:09):
The colonists endure a harsh and punishing winter in the
New World.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Man, what a harsh and punishing winter, you know who?
Speaker 20 (39:21):
It was even worse than the weather, being cooped up
in a small space with a bunch of people that
eat a lot of corn and beans.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
Friends, Hello again, squanto, See how'd you.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Hold that up over the winter there?
Speaker 20 (39:33):
Well, starving and disease have wiped out half of our
paper where thousands of miles from our homeland, and we
still have no clue house tooseil survive in this hostile environment.
Speaker 6 (39:46):
This calls for a celebration.
Speaker 13 (39:50):
The colonists and their Native American neighbors prepare a huge banquet,
great thread e Captain dub.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeah, who's that little girl in the he it' skirt
over there? That's daughter, smiling faun. You know, if I
was about ten years younger, I might have to take us.
Speaker 6 (40:08):
Out after her.
Speaker 20 (40:11):
Well, gentlemen, you have endured a terrible ordeal at great costs.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
But without the General.
Speaker 5 (40:16):
Rosstev Squanteau and his people.
Speaker 20 (40:19):
He would never have Subbut what should have we do
to repay the debt we owe to them?
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Say?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Have you been drinking?
Speaker 15 (40:27):
I know?
Speaker 8 (40:29):
Why don't we take that land away and wipe out
all traces of that culture?
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Excellent idea.
Speaker 20 (40:34):
Let's take the weekend off and just darted on that
first thing Monday morning, Captain dub could I pass the stuffing?
Speaker 13 (40:46):
We hope you've enjoyed the John Boy and Billy playhouse
much better you again next time when we'll hear Captain dubbsay.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Squad squanto, squat seat quack, hey, two dogs humping.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Go over there and get you daddy.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Coome on to the big shows on the Radio. Welcome
to our three of our Thanksgiving holiday weekend.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Am I doing good? Look like a chilled out a
little business.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
We first gathered this morning, the stress of the holiday season,
reaching trying to reach toward Pillar's house with us? Is
his sister in law? Yes, that's a law dating a
French Muslim.
Speaker 8 (41:33):
He must be the only one that's like something you
would have on Whose line?
Speaker 10 (41:37):
Is it?
Speaker 9 (41:37):
Anyway?
Speaker 8 (41:37):
It all out the scenario.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Oh oh, we're laughing with you. You're laughing near us?
Bad enough?
Speaker 4 (41:49):
I got to put up with her.
Speaker 7 (41:50):
I feel like Gregory Peck and Moby Dick every time
I see her coming up the driveway.
Speaker 6 (41:54):
Terminable, quite wad, Hate's sake, I spiped my last breath
of things.
Speaker 7 (42:04):
I can just see me getting accidentally tangled up with
her and falling into the hot tub and just keeping
every time I roll over, that arm keeps swinging.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Look, he beckons to us for help.
Speaker 8 (42:15):
For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath. Isn't that
con from Wrath of Conon?
Speaker 4 (42:19):
No, it's actually Moby Dick, and he took it from.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
So is that what Moby Dick really said? No, Mobby Dixon,
she sounds like in the hot tub. Oh yeah, he
was a whale.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
Right, yeah, all right, captain, captain ahab, what's the tar out?
Speaker 3 (42:41):
All right, that's funny, Stuf, I don't here who you
all right there?
Speaker 15 (42:44):
Uh?
Speaker 18 (42:45):
Paper?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
We like sick when I say is coming up next
here on the show. I'd been mister Huey Lewis stopping
by on the way there port when it was in town. Good,
we'll talking to Hugh Lewis next
Good morning, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving weekend. It's a new world record.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We've been in the building less than two minutes and
we're already at each other's roops.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
It's the holidays.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Shut your whole four.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes, it's the most wonderful time of the ying dog.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
I need some ding dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Let me write that down. We've got another record.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Why don't you rule your ding dong's into a little
ball and crown.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
All right, I'll kill y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's the most wonderful time of the with celebrations and
at the vacations and of good cheer.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
We ain't got no ding dog. But there's a whole hole.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Way behind.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Millers.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Shut she's goings.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We have ruined a perfectly good black woman.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Pillars is a black woman, David Fillers. Let me guess, Pillers,
you got family on the farm. It's it's getting close.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
I've already had to throw the grits against the wall
to keep the sister in laws guts. Keep that sister
in law's French Muslim boyfriends.
Speaker 8 (01:28):
Will come to town, French Muslim.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
But it can't get no worse.
Speaker 7 (01:33):
They't get no worse for a heim. This is pillars sister,
not mad I hate her enough. She got to bring
a French Muslim might be doing it just to take
you off.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh you think, oh man, well Christmas is coming to
the Muslim celebrate Christmas probably not.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Got that what you call ramaalama ding, no thing going on.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, oh yeah, they probably they probably do celebrate. I
mean some, I'm not talking about all. And we say Muslims.
It's kind of like a big show intoqutries.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, it's not, it is. That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Was the original king of isn't neither guy tried to
fly too close to the sun.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's a totally derogatory term that came up accidentally one day.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well Mario, when Mario was living here, uh he uh,
he was quizzing my boys when he drove carpool one afternoon.
AMERI decides, you know, he gonna learn what the boys
are learning in school. And this was and this was
how many years what were they seventh, eighth years ago? Yeah,
and Mary was doing just a little pop questions stuff
(02:43):
from drives here and say, y'all.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Know which country got the most Muslims?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
And I believe that'd be Muslimia.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So so that's just what we call it another one
in men's ideals, that that we do just for our
pure amusement, not all about y'all.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Need something for us?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
All right, wait away, Happy holidays, good morning, the big
(03:31):
shows on the radio, heavy Thanksgiving weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Let's go back we live for Thanksgiving moment.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
This is the place, Cadbury, let's go Why are we
doing this again, sir well? I thought that by giving
one of our listeners the opportunity to have me over
for Thanksgiving dinner would be good.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
Pr I see, so your family is out of town
then has nothing in the fridge bingo.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Good plans.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
At least you don't have to cook, and thankfully neither
do you.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
That breakfast you prepared has left my nudge in a
tumult spicy pork, brains and eggs are in acquired taste.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
Ew.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
And who are these people again?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Let's see, mister and missus kleidus clump. Now just do
me a favoringe. Don't cause any trouble at least until
I finished eating simple meal with an average American family.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
What could go wrong?
Speaker 9 (04:28):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Look at you, john boy.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
John boy, John boy.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
You're adorable. Look at those boys apple cheeks.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
I'm Catberry, Madam, mister busman servant, I'm John Boy, but
you're right. I am adorable and you must be missus Clump.
You could just call me mama. Pardon me, mama? Could
you let go of my cheek?
Speaker 10 (04:51):
Now?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Oh, come in, Come in, my precious angels. Yo, just
in time.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
We're just sitting down to eat.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Hey, who the hell comes ringing a dog bell on
Thanksgiving Day? Hey, mister clumb, white boys hit the deck. Woman.
It's a home invasion. Son, Cleadas put your nine aways.
This is John Boy and Cad Barrett. These boys are
our guests, John Boy from the radio.
Speaker 11 (05:18):
Yes, sir, the Hoky's got a damn butler and he's
got to come by and moot your meat off.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
The working Man.
Speaker 10 (05:23):
I ended a contest on the Big Show and I won,
so I got to have them over for Thanksgiving. Wait wait, wait,
wait a minute, let me get this straight. You won,
but they get to eat for free. What the hell
context to say?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
You behave?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
John Boy is our guess. Look why why can't you
listen to one of them skinny little gay fellows on
the low end of the die. Look at the size
of these two mules. Damn Hey, where billy did you
eat it on the way over? I spaking forget.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
About the leftovers?
Speaker 9 (05:50):
Lead us?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Well, then perhaps we've come into bad time.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, mama clump, maybe we better go. No, now, don't
you mind kleads. You boys sit down and fix you
a nice big plate of home mate thanksgiving deliciousness.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, if your sure's no trouble, ooh, how could you
ever beat trouble?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Let me count the ways, madam.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Just don't expect any damn doggie bags? Am I too?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Or eight? Or then cleate us eat it all?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Well, looks like we have enough aft all. Now we
got two tough old birds at the table. I'd like
to throw hot grease on you here, god, old fool,
I'm strapped. I got my rais on me. I'll cut
you into cat fifth bait.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
We'll just pick something up on the way home.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah, certainly so.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Some of those petrol station sandwiches should suffice nonsense.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Here you go eat up now?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Oh, looking beef too fine?
Speaker 8 (06:48):
Young man?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Put me in a mine, a couple of a lumberjack.
You boys bring any wood this day? Just let them
eat so they can get the hell out of here.
I plan on so a few lugs of my own
later on, and I don't need homo and Jeff throw
hogging the cat.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Oh did he just called me a homo?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Easy?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Big and just eat your cranberries?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Yeah, fruit for fruity now I'll see Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oh, how is everything just awesome?
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Positively scrumptious? Madam grumptious? Who are you, Willie Walker? It's
damn god woman, and now's the seal of approval?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Lead us?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Somebody call my name?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, your name is.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
A disgusting habit. Who should be more respectful of your families?
Speaker 9 (07:35):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (07:35):
He can't help it. Cletus is so full of it.
If he didn't do that, he'd explode. Thank you, Cadbury, Cletus, you.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Act like a gentleman. He ain't looking here, mister nanny.
This is my house, and in my house is how
a real man says thank you?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Really be cool? I'm almost done with my pie.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Don't wear is hunh? I think I understand our hourst
Now they suggest you take cover what your special breakfast
has kicked in at the most opportune time.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You don't mean you've been one son?
Speaker 11 (08:07):
Oh live a roche? How of your people say thank you?
I dare say, ain't nothing as feebly as you? For example, Yeah,
that's good, but not as good as this bravosa. I
should never have held back. Wow, man, like somebody burnt
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the collar. Green tat right back at you, Mama, Mama
helped me open the windows.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Too late for that abandoned ship. Oh lord, I.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Can't reade about ladies. I think the golden growl is
open my dream.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
What about your friend.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Bring it?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I think it's too late.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Good, it's already, jack I'm trying to find a perfect
question from my IF book.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I get finding. Okay, just this one. I'm just landing
on this one.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
If you were to have only one of the prime virtues,
which one would you want to possess?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
She didn't know what any of them are?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Cold, you move on to another question that she may
be better verse than answering.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
Hey, it's culturally biased.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh but I'm gonna let y'all look again. That was
a trick question for Jane.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You know why, because he doesn't know.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
Later, Jackie one, sleepy, sneezy, grumpy.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's the dwarfs that hango another wood rope, food row
playhouses coming up next. Good morning to make show he's
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on the radio, you know, like faith, Oh, Cherity, just
time me Tellier Cherry, Tiffany.
Speaker 12 (10:24):
Bubbles, Lexis Mercedes.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Honesty and speaking.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Right, we'll work on that.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Right now, it's time.
Speaker 13 (10:45):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode last
of the Red Hot Cajuns. As our story opens, Justin
LeBlanc visits the home of his best friend Woodrow Boudreau and.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Boudreau where you all at?
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Well?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Now look what the cat dog in old.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Juice stand a blank?
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Big life man?
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Twice that long. I'm there, Elizabeth as usual. You're looking
fine as frog had split three ways.
Speaker 12 (11:14):
You can knock off all that sweet talk.
Speaker 14 (11:16):
Jockass already got one worthless kids and learning around here.
Speaker 12 (11:22):
I surey looking for another one.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Well, now, excuse me for being fun of the joy
of living.
Speaker 12 (11:28):
You for something that for sure?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Hey man, how was your tripping New Orleans went right?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Good?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
My friend?
Speaker 12 (11:34):
How come you went to New Orleans?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Boss Man sent me down there to pick up some
new equipment. Hey, Boudreaux, I met me a wild second
woman while I was down there, that right. I got
to town about eight o'clock PM. After I check into
the motel, I went down to this nightclub on Bourbon
Street and had me some of that fine cajuon whiskey
by mister Jacques Danniet. So I'm sitting there talking to
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the bartender when this fine look on woman girl come and.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Said right beside me.
Speaker 12 (12:00):
She did on purpose wee.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
She said, you one of them Caju man. Ain't you?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
I said we My family is four blead cajun as
long as they've been around. She said, I hear cajamin.
There's a ball of fire when it comes to romance.
I said, you got that right. It ain't nothing for
a Caju man to ride that space mountain tree or
two times in one night.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
And she said, well, then took me straight to Didney World,
big boy.
Speaker 12 (12:28):
Oh come on, ain't no woman said that to you.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Sure didn't hush, Elizabeth. So they will happen. But the
same hell do you take happened me and her.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
We slide off back to the motel and we get
all hot and babbled, no, I ain't no.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Emmy went up, But that girl said, juice done. I
never know the man like you before.
Speaker 14 (12:50):
Oh this starting to sound like one of them them
science fiction stories to me.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
You have right, and she was a big girl. It
was pope, So I said, hold on, dollar, show it
over here. Let me take her for about thirty minute
and we'll pull the curtain on act too.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Slide that chair beside the bed here, set yourself down,
and I take both your hands and clap them onto
my ears.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
And just hold on just like that while I'm napping
your ears.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
You hurt me. We so I sleep for about thirty minutes.
She waked me up, and we go again. That girl,
she said, ooh, you's done. That was even better than
the second time. I said, share you think that one
was good? Let me nap again for about one hour
and I'll give you a story you can tell about
for the rest of your lafe.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
So I make her sit on the bed and hold
on to my ears again.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
She waked me up in one hour later. It's chapter
three or Paradise. K just don that girl, she said,
had old might. Did you stand that was the best
one yet? Wheez like you had a wild job.
Speaker 14 (13:56):
Hey Romeo, let me ask you a question. How come
you made it skill sit there and hold on to
your ears while you were napping?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Because the last time I hooked up with a wild
Gun in Orleans. As soon as I went to sleep,
she stole my wallet.
Speaker 13 (14:15):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse kind
of kind of one took my kid.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Did look at this.
Speaker 13 (14:20):
Coun again next time where the christial old bourbon street bartenders.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold the dollar.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Coome on to the big show was on the radio
all right now, continuous uh seial bit.
Speaker 13 (14:35):
Is what we call them because a lot of people
eat cereal while and these are like in a row
as well.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It works out all the way around. Reverend Billy Ray Collins,
it's his time's up next. Good morning, a big shows
(15:02):
on a radio. Let's welcome Reverend.
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Billy ray Welded. Morning there, John Boy and Billy, and
good morning to all our beloved friends out they're in
radio land.
Speaker 15 (15:12):
VI.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent full gospel penniccostal assembly just off State Road twenty
three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, the orgyistic fourth
quarter frenzy of naked consumerism and chronic alcoholism is upon
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us once again. Yes, it's Christmas time when we all
come together as one to kick the Lord Jesus to
the curb and replace him with jolly old Satan claws
sliding down the hill on the back of electric razors.
Of course, that's just the world we're living in today. Friends,
(15:56):
mention the name of the Lord on what's supposed to
be is birth. Why we can't have that no more
in America, some thin skinned atheist type might get his
feeling hurts. We gotta be broad minded and inclusive. And
if that means kicking Gentle Jesus, sweet and mild out
(16:17):
of the manger to make room for a new Xbox, well,
as the fan goes, you will have that on you
bet yash. And we always see the atheists put up
an anti Christmas billboarder twelve this time of year, with
an uplifting message like God is a myth, Christmas is
for everybody. Yay. You know for a bunch you don't
(16:41):
believe in the Lord. Y'all atheists sure are heart to
get in on his birthday party, ain't you. That's what
you get for signing up for a religion and they
ain't got no holidays. Yeah, I know, right about now,
some of y'all are out there saying, yeah, you tell them, preacher,
give them hell bound sinners to what fair We need
to get back to the true meaning of Christmas. And
(17:03):
of course you're absolutely right. However, keep in mind that
for most folks, getting into Christmas spirit means turning your
car radio to the station that starts playing Crust to
the Storeman twenty four to seven all the day after Halloween. Oh,
you think the Birth of the Lord is a fine
thing when you're looking for a good deal on a
(17:25):
fat screen TV so you can watch the gimp that
stole Christmas all but the rest of the year. The
only time you got to heart the heart with somebody
named Jesus lined up is when the Mexican yard man
misses a spot out by the water meters. That's right,
I'm talking to the successful, high minded church people here too.
(17:47):
This morning, Honey, the Lord didn't come down from heaven
so you could have a Lexus December to remember. He
came to open the door to salvation for a bunch
of ungrateful not heads that live like you don't exist
three hundred and sixty four days out of the year.
Oh okay, Pritch, if you're so smart, what should we
(18:09):
do to fix all the mess that's going on. Well,
the Bible says, and I quote my help comes from
the Lord who made heaven and earth. And trust me, y'all.
That strategy works a whole lot better than getting indignant
when some wormy looking white bull with dreadlock says Happy
(18:30):
Holidays instead of Merry Christmas when he's henning you a
gluten three half calf lockey you get at the starbus.
And now I will attempt to downshift my rhetorical gears
for a special Christmas activity note like to invite whosoever
will come on out for our annual Sword of Joshua
(18:52):
Old Time at Christmas celebration. We'll have a live Nativity
seen in the parking lot with the critters provided by
the Good folks at Pets and Things in the Brushywood
Outlet mall. Then head on in the family Activity center
for our annual holiday pageant slash object lesson walking in
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a worldly Wonderland. The Sword of Joshua Youth Choir Or
performed their rib tickling roundup of broad minded and all
inclusive holiday favorites like joy Too at most thirty percent
of the world. Good Facebook friends, Rejoice angels. We only
(19:34):
thought we heard on high Grandma got runned over by
an intolerant religious secretarian, and of course it's beginning to
look a lot like coincidence. I'll wrap up all the
festivities with a soldier income to Jesus message designed to
edify the faithful and put brown in the breeches of
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the unnat Come be with us nightly at six o'clock
PM now through Christmas. That the halls with bowls of
holiness at the Sword of Joshua Independent full Gospebell Pennecostal
Assembly just off State Road twenty three on the Friday Road.
That there's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you it's
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time to turn, so you don't burn Yon boyn Billy.
You all have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
You wanted to make show's song your radio. One of
my buds, avant Lana, got a special thanks Hiving song.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
We're here every year. You ready for it?
Speaker 9 (20:45):
You?
Speaker 16 (20:46):
I Oh, gobble gobbles shot shine, Mom look's tired. Grandma's fat,
gobble gobble drank drinking. Uncle Jim heaves in the kitchen
(21:07):
a seke Thanksgiving of my house.
Speaker 17 (21:11):
Everybody's got his babies but me.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Thanksgiving of my house. It's just the way it was
man to be a home.
Speaker 16 (21:23):
Gob gobble me, of course, haven't seen Dad since the divorce.
Goble gobble stuff stuff A forty pound turkey's more than nothing.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Thanksgiving at my house. Everybody's making more money than me.
Speaker 17 (21:40):
Thanksgiving to my house. I don't want to beat here,
can't wait.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
To leave.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
A hole.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
It used to be so much fun.
Speaker 17 (21:53):
Remember Thanksgiving when you were young? Real cook again. You'll
see when you can start. Shown family.
Speaker 16 (22:02):
A god with goble smash smash my girlfriend thanks my
family's trash job.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Goble talk talking.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Why aren't you married?
Speaker 16 (22:11):
I think I'll take a walk Thanksgiving to my house,
A couple more whole house then and I'll be free.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Thanksgiving my house is this the wind was meant to be?
Thanksgiving to my house.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Everybody's got to beat.
Speaker 16 (22:28):
It but me.
Speaker 17 (22:30):
A Thanksgiving to my house, Thanksgiving my house, Thanksgiving to
my house.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Thanksgiving that man, Good morning, and the big show is
on the radio Holiday weekend. Happy Thanksgiving. Everybody head towards
Christmas time. Uh, we're still talking about weather. We're gonna
be a big show Christmas party this year.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
You might just gonna save the money and doing on
something else.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I wonder who came up with this let's just save
the money and spend it on anything else idea.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I don't know whoever did is a Jesus.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
I'm still not sure about this Christmas fort.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I've heard that we're gonna revert back to our childhoods
this Christmas. All right, it's gonna be the best Christmas ever.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Billy almost bout it. The Big Show Christmas Party. I
guess we're gonna look back at a one we had
in the pass. Huh. I don't know what the hell
I can do about it. Good morning, The Big Show
is on the radio. Happy Thanksgiving weekend, everybody.
Speaker 15 (23:47):
Man.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
It's one thing about this.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Year I love. We'll get to go back and experience
things we've been through before, like the old proverbial traveling
time capsule.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I told you this is a good show. You should listen.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
The more thanks change, the more they stay the same.
Let's go back to last year, all right?
Speaker 9 (24:02):
Now?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yes, take us back there they We're less than a
week away from Christmas.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
If I got a Christmas spirits so far, I wish
you knock it off.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
For our big Company Christmas Party is tonight. Well y'all
have all right. Yeah, I've already offered pillars out the
babysit for some of the staff because I know he's
not coming.
Speaker 9 (24:24):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
We packed Randy's fifties diner in his basement out during
these holiday get togethers and about.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
This time of year. Every year I keep thinking, what
was I think?
Speaker 16 (24:35):
You?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Why would I do this? Every year the Christmas Christmas
party at my house ends with somebody bleeding. No really,
Raypern fell down the hill in my backyard.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
We didn't bleed, he just got muddy. I told him.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
He bled, He scarred his I mean his elbow and bled.
But the muddy fell down in was the same color
as duty. So Raver's been gone like for about fifteen minutes,
and I tell him, well, just go out back Hughs
bathroom out there, it's too crowded.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, it looked like he had well. As I was saying,
goes crapped and fell back in colors.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
You need any help with that babysit anything swing by.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
My legs got tired.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
And then and then the year before last it was
John Book Because the house I've only had this diner
three years. This is the third Christian.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, and I'm still out standing lawsuit. I don't know
if you want to discuss this.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
And no, it's okay because my lager thinks I got
a good chance of getting all of your money this way.
I've got these little benches on the back patio one.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Then little you know them little girly benches that you know,
you really can't sit down on. So they're just they're
made of steel. You know, they're steel. Actually there wood there,
wood and steel.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Well, the steel is what cut me on my leg.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, somehow he cut the calf of his leg and
trailed blood all over the place.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
It was like oj going home from nicolell.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
And at some point somebody finally went, man, you're bleeding.
He went, really, he didn't even know. And then last year, oh, Alan, Alan,
somebody brought a guy that wasn't invited. And so we're
clearing out the house around two in the morning, because
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that's when John Boy finally decides, you know, I'm tired,
I'm gonna go home. Thanks.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
You know, we we were playing on going to bed,
so you could do that. But so I go up
to turn off all the lights. I mean, we're actually
doing the sweep of glasses, picking up, throwing people out
of the house. Everybody's gone. We find a guy laying
on the floor in a pool of his own blood
in our in our den. He had hit it had
fallen and hit his head, But not in the den
(26:45):
where he was collapsed. It happened somewhere else in the house.
You know how we know because once again there's a
trail of blood all over the house. I mean, now
it goes from the bathroom. We figured it must have happened.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
He wasn't he was supposed to be upstairs. No, nobody
Randy's house.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yeah, so how long did it take you to find
William Holden's body?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Really?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
We figured it must have happened in the bathroom, but
the trail leads. I mean, there was blood in the garage,
like he went have to check out the cars while
he was bleeding.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I had have taken my shoes off and rubbed him
on my head and put him back on, just walked all.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Over and I couldn't wake him up. He was so drumb, man,
get him out.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Is this the way it's gonna be again?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
We're gonna have to listen to you to wine about
the last party for a year until you have another
one play.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, probably, I know it is.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Anybody gonna bleed more than what?
Speaker 7 (27:33):
Al Right, So pillers, what time y'allt me to meet y'all? Hey,
that suits me, pal, because you can ride with me
and Eddie.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
It was about sixty percent of the one hundred and
ten people on the guest list coming with John Boy.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
All right, let's see our goal today.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
He's Randy's bitter attitude for this holiday season.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
All right, I see Yogi's not going spank, he's not
going rash.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
I'm not going that's a good start.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I'm he's already.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Good on everybody. Big shows on the radio, y'all say, Hey,
John a minute, Hey.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Dime of the.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Who was singing ying Yang yin yang? Yeah that was
that French Muslim fellow. This go up next. I can't
make decisions or a fist.
Speaker 9 (28:25):
Or can you?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yeah, Arcana, we'll find out next. Good morning, the Big
(28:55):
Show is on the radio. Well what are you leaving?
Speaker 9 (28:58):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
You know, don't you try to check the subject?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I heard you Big show grill guys are out there
cooking the John Boy far better than that. It's got
this long.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Keep asking you that.
Speaker 15 (29:13):
Coming in the door He's been out in the parking
lot with carl the cook, so Dave over here, who
runs the morning show here, and Charlotte says, Johnny, would
you like for me to close this door or do
you want me to leave it open for the guys
in the parking lot?
Speaker 6 (29:24):
He said, I don't know.
Speaker 15 (29:26):
I can't make decisions about the door closing, and you want.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
To be our sheet slitter.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
This is why I know my job is secure.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Once again, I'm trying to put this time management idea
out there front.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
If y'all could grasp me.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
You don't see the vision, don't take your time up
with little things like closing the door or not.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
You know, going down the hall, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I might go in, but the park chops are not
ready and the heat, you know, excuse me, the typical business.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Jackie.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
I can't make decisions, Jackie.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Going going Berry's office and in the top right hand
drawer there's a hammer.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Don't get it and bring.
Speaker 18 (30:13):
It to me.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Save Tayler's watches my management style and he just wants
to beat me up.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
That saves the rest of us a lot.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
It takes a whole lot longer for you to say,
I don't know. I can't make decisions. Then it would
for you to go yes or no or no. I
just can't make snap decisions that affect other people.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
He has to do the any meaning.
Speaker 8 (30:37):
And that could take it.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
It's a door. They can open it again, all right.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
But no, no, say you got concentraight right here?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
This is it.
Speaker 6 (30:46):
This is what we get up for.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
This is why we're here, this big show right here.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
Say we've blown all that time that you say it's
this Coady's put on like this.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
It is a cool leather duster.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
That's a Timberlin Johnny, Yes, Herbert, that's the name brand. Jackie,
I know the type idiot, okay.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Me and Jackie.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
No, I'm just taking up for you.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Oh boy, somebody left to somebody else.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
It couldn't make a decision.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
No, I got four or five years ago, a boy
out on the farm came across and left it in
the truck.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
A good deal. No, you got a good deal. Yeah,
I did pay with this. Matter of fact.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
I just remember.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
It was like a deal.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
It was only like like one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Oh, this was one of Jackie's people.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yes, it was where you got the car wash, and
it had these speakers that were from the factory.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
In my world, it fell off the truck.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
And by the way, attention police officers.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
If you want to catch.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
The crooks who are selling the stolen stuff, go to
the car wash. Have you never noticed that. I don't
mean the nice car washes where they drive you car through.
I'm talking about the ones with the wand the one
you take the four wheelright carwash. If you're wanting to
buy some stolen property, just go to the car wash.
You can't be there more than five minutes before somebody
ask you if you want to buy a wristwatch or
you know, a vc R.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
This has been another big show shopping tip.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
You know it's on the right.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
What what other stuff did they have? I got it
out in the car beautiful.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Give morning the big shows? Y Hey Patrick, Patrick, hepany
this morning? Uh you better straighten up. Ike's coming in
next we go axe Ike.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, don't you like it?
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Next?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Good morning to big Show. It's on the radio. Villas
a gang.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Patrick are number one fan in the studio. Heay, we
are going through a series of our axe Ikes all right.
We premiered it last Saturday morning. I'm sure you heard that. Patrick,
well the number two.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
This is it, yo, what's up?
Speaker 6 (33:18):
I can turn it here with my new partner Carl Childers.
Speaker 18 (33:22):
Lady to meet all you pimps and hose King and.
Speaker 19 (33:26):
We want to advalue down for the grand opening of
I can Carl Ebony and Ivory, Castle of Funk and
Pimpshack all new happening, Dad's Glovey and a Heart of Millsburg.
Speaker 18 (33:36):
And they're never a cover charges either.
Speaker 6 (33:38):
It's plumb off in the shizzle. That's right, freaks.
Speaker 19 (33:44):
Don't spend another baring not in your crib watching dirty
movies on DVD inspank revision.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
I can carse Ebony and Ivory, Castle of Funk and Pimpshack.
Speaker 18 (33:53):
Is here true that hold on your fly th reds
and your new Chucks and come on down Blurmack's and
news sounds to our DJ.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Doctor l O Cool Cooter.
Speaker 18 (34:03):
I'll be spending the baits little cure everything from the
worst case of bugget favor dang near terminal belt with
rhyme disease and.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Get on down with your bad self to the sounds
of gangsters like Pushwick Meal and Diddley Eskimo Skank and
our house bad fat boy Patrick and.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
The garbage men.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Don't be heating.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
Get the giant writing on an old fashioned light of
disco dance floor.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
It's the bomb, yo.
Speaker 18 (34:33):
Be getting jiggy with it, busting the move and dropping
it like it's hot in no time.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
And don't forget Budamus Maximus contest on the first Monday
every month.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Tell them about a car all.
Speaker 18 (34:46):
Right then ipping your baby got back some junk in
or drunk or just a big old but duncle dunk,
go yours. Jordan and her ghetto flying on in air
throw down her booty popping skills up and her milkshake
brings all the board to the yard. You might just
go home with one hundred dollars grand prize.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
Word on the.
Speaker 12 (35:07):
Cash equivalent ear food stamps.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Can you digg it?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I knew you good?
Speaker 7 (35:13):
And when you and your peeps need a freak from
getting your swazie on, billy up to the bar for
your favorite crunk juice made with real crunk that stopped.
Speaker 18 (35:21):
By that snack bottle for an ice, what long snoop
chili dog and a refreshing coolio aid, I get it.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
You get to representing y'all. Calm down to the grand.
Speaker 19 (35:34):
Open eight of I could cost ebony an ivory cassul
of Funk and pimpshack this Monday night. Take Kanye West
to keenan ivory waist and take a left eye to
the Ie can cause ebony an ivory castle of funk
and pimp.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
Shack in the old Nervous Hospital, Mills Bucks knew his
dis go help.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
If Mills bugs.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Only this go, you hurt har shit on my nizzle
all off.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
I like the way he talked.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 13 (36:26):
Welcome to John boyn Bill a Playhouse. Today's episode the
First Thanksgiving. Our story opens in November of sixteen twenty.
After a grueling two month journey through treacherous seas, the
Mayflower is approaching the shores of the New World.
Speaker 20 (36:43):
Land ho a last day refugee where we can practice
our religion with our fear of prosecution.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Let's go ashore and get the lay of the land.
Speaker 20 (36:52):
Cabin boy, wish you please hand me my big black
hat and the shiny buckle on it.
Speaker 13 (36:58):
You know, going thinking art thou sure it was our
religious beliefs we were being persecuted for. Of course, why
I was thinking it might be something else, like what
like the fact that we wear big black hats with
shiny buckles on them.
Speaker 20 (37:15):
Don't be ridiculous. How are there, captain the yo hellover
next to that big rock that looks like a plymouth?
Speaker 10 (37:27):
Aye?
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Aye, sir.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
The colonists go ashore and survey the terrain.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
What thankst thou mister standish.
Speaker 13 (37:35):
Well, it's a rather barren landscape with poor soil and
harsh winters, and it would appear to offer very little
chance of survival.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
Yes, it's perfect, isn't it, sir?
Speaker 4 (37:47):
The leader of the native people have come to speak
with thee.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Pilgrim, My god, my good man. What is thy name,
squat though? Oh yeah, well same to you, buddy, Take
a chill pill chief.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
That's my name, Squanto honusa. What does it mean?
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Well, you see, my people have a tradition.
Speaker 7 (38:12):
When a child is born, the father walks out of
his tent and names the child after the first thing
he sees. If he sees a rushing river, he names
the kid rushing river. If he sees a deer running,
he names the child running deer.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
So what is squanto.
Speaker 7 (38:25):
Well, that is what my father stepped in when he
walked out of the camp. Unfortunate but true.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
I have brought my son with me.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
He will, he will help you set up a camp.
Two dogs humping, come over here, help our no friends
with our belongings.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
The hospitality overwhelms may swantoe.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
I know, it just rolls off. The thun doesn't mean.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
At least that's what my dad said. Listen, you will
need food if you are surviving this land. Come on
and we're gonna prepare a meal of corn and beans.
That's what that smell is that we won't help you
build a shelter against the coming winter.
Speaker 13 (39:09):
The colonists endure a harsh and punishing winter in the
New World.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Man, what a harsh and punishing winter, you know who?
Speaker 20 (39:21):
It was even worse than the weather, being cooped up
in a small space with a bunch of people that
eat a lot of corn and beans.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
Friends, Hello again, squanto, See how'd you.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Hold that up over the winter there?
Speaker 20 (39:33):
Well, starving and disease have wiped out half of our
paper where thousands of miles from our homeland, and we
still have no clue house tooseil survive in this hostile environment.
Speaker 6 (39:46):
This calls for a celebration.
Speaker 13 (39:50):
The colonists and their Native American neighbors prepare a huge banquet,
great thread e Captain dub.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeah, who's that little girl in the he it' skirt
over there? That's daughter, smiling faun. You know, if I
was about ten years younger, I might have to take us.
Speaker 6 (40:08):
Out after her.
Speaker 20 (40:11):
Well, gentlemen, you have endured a terrible ordeal at great costs.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
But without the General.
Speaker 5 (40:16):
Rosstev Squanteau and his people.
Speaker 20 (40:19):
He would never have Subbut what should have we do
to repay the debt we owe to them?
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Say?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Have you been drinking?
Speaker 15 (40:27):
I know?
Speaker 8 (40:29):
Why don't we take that land away and wipe out
all traces of that culture?
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Excellent idea.
Speaker 20 (40:34):
Let's take the weekend off and just darted on that
first thing Monday morning, Captain dub could I pass the stuffing?
Speaker 13 (40:46):
We hope you've enjoyed the John Boy and Billy playhouse
much better you again next time when we'll hear Captain dubbsay.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Squad squanto, squat seat quack, hey, two dogs humping.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Go over there and get you daddy.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Coome on to the big shows on the Radio. Welcome
to our three of our Thanksgiving holiday weekend.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Am I doing good? Look like a chilled out a
little business.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
We first gathered this morning, the stress of the holiday season,
reaching trying to reach toward Pillar's house with us? Is
his sister in law? Yes, that's a law dating a
French Muslim.
Speaker 8 (41:33):
He must be the only one that's like something you
would have on Whose line?
Speaker 10 (41:37):
Is it?
Speaker 9 (41:37):
Anyway?
Speaker 8 (41:37):
It all out the scenario.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Oh oh, we're laughing with you. You're laughing near us?
Bad enough?
Speaker 4 (41:49):
I got to put up with her.
Speaker 7 (41:50):
I feel like Gregory Peck and Moby Dick every time
I see her coming up the driveway.
Speaker 6 (41:54):
Terminable, quite wad, Hate's sake, I spiped my last breath
of things.
Speaker 7 (42:04):
I can just see me getting accidentally tangled up with
her and falling into the hot tub and just keeping
every time I roll over, that arm keeps swinging.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Look, he beckons to us for help.
Speaker 8 (42:15):
For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath. Isn't that
con from Wrath of Conon?
Speaker 4 (42:19):
No, it's actually Moby Dick, and he took it from.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
So is that what Moby Dick really said? No, Mobby Dixon,
she sounds like in the hot tub. Oh yeah, he
was a whale.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
Right, yeah, all right, captain, captain ahab, what's the tar out?
Speaker 3 (42:41):
All right, that's funny, Stuf, I don't here who you
all right there?
Speaker 15 (42:44):
Uh?
Speaker 18 (42:45):
Paper?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
We like sick when I say is coming up next
here on the show. I'd been mister Huey Lewis stopping
by on the way there port when it was in town. Good,
we'll talking to Hugh Lewis next
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