September 19, 2024 • 43 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Rabbi Myron Bernstein hits our Karaoke booth for, “Hell with Hollywood”.. - Legendary Movie Star Alan Swann tells us how to live a long life.. - Hoyt fills us in on Delbert’s latest blind date.. - Doug Rice from the Performance Racing Network looks ahead to this weekend’s playoff race at Bristol - where a non-playoff driver is poised to really shake things up.. - Tater recaps this week’s Tatertainment report.. - Rev. Sincere and Goober stop by for a quick story of motherhood.. - and we’ll finish up with Carl Childers impressions of the movie, “Deliverance..”
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, A lot more Big show coming.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Up, John Boy, Big Big Show goes picky on. Matthew, Oh, Marcel,
you picked an awful time to call. Well, listen to
the radio. We're right in the middle of a new intro.
You boob, No, no not, you're racing, fat boy, pull
up a couple of chairs and cut down.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as John
Boy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Carry on straight, people, God do to do? Love it
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at them? Y'all is Thursday, September nineteenth, and you got
the Big Show on the radio. We hope you wake
up like this every morning. You're gonna do a couple
of setups, get some exercise, hit the snooze a few times.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
They can't hear you now, they don't know what to
do next.
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They don't do it. How about you? You let's see hey, everybody?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Hey, you know hey?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Why that looks good? Yeah? Talk like a pirate day.
Here's one of them stupid days, probably invented by this
jockey somewhere.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Actually was that right? Yep?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Pick out the stupid ones? So, uh do you know
which which one? Who is at this jockey that I want.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
To say in Florida, But I'll have to look at it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
R you say, are a lot. See when you tell
you we are shiver me timbers? You know what the
shiver and the timbers are all about? The pirates saying
there'd be something to look up and maybe it will
keep you from talking like a pirate, just for a
little that'll work. Hey, what about you get excited about
(02:15):
National Butterscotch Pudding Day?
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Really all right?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Pudding Day? Spanky is one of whose greetings They are
tired of pudding day at home? When somebody walks in
this barn the old yellow rode. Yeah, another one, another one?
Of course? How long did doctors say he had to
wear them shoes?
Speaker 8 (02:38):
He had like six go tos, and you knew them
all by heart, but he always seemed to know which
one and when, and it was still funny.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Red Red room hogget I always say all the gay
bars closed, No, this one's open. Oh, one more's National
Paul Paul Day. Oh it ain't like a Paul Paul
and a mall mall of Paul Paul is an American fruit.
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You're uh Taylor Joe. Y'all familiar with the Paul Paul only.
Speaker 9 (03:21):
From the Disney movie The Jungle Book.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Other than that, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 9 (03:23):
Oh god was Big Bear was thinking about it?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Featured in The Big Bear.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Okay, can hear that last part? We'll translate later.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh right, Well, way up, we up. We got to
go in here. Three dates in history coming up. I
got the first prize baggage. We'll find that and get
that winning begin to prove that we're away. Beg, Joe's
on a radio. Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
Let's look at our three dates in history. See what uh? Well,
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first prize pack day? Do you the prize bag? Ready?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
That's all right?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I got it right here, baby, Okay, all right, come on,
it's a.
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Up.
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Yeah, it's just eighteen for the fo they dog gummies. Okay,
all right, Dave Well, last luck in our three dates
in history and next time. Sixteen forty eight, Canada's first
tavern open in Quebec City, featuring a powerful brew called
Spruce Beer. Customers who drank much were said to be
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all spruced up. Oh right, I've heard that before. Don't
come up to twenty eleven. Ashton Kutcher debuted on Two
and a Half Man, replacing Charlie Sheen. We want Charlie
back at so he was on for four years until
the show ended and tooking four years to kill it all.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
It was under life support there at the end.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Finally, on this date in twenty nineteen, North America has
lost three billion birds. That's twenty nine percent since nineteen seventy.
This according to an analyst published in Science Wait to go.
A lot of birds missing here.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
You know what they say is the biggest culprit for
the bird population getting dwindling.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
No cats, is that right?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Cats can't resist jumping and eating a bird or killing it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wow, very billion of them huh, well, that's use those
for our three categories. We got it going hundred big shows,
your toll free line. Come on, we'll play Outburst next.
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Good morning, this big show on the radio, man I
featured track from the Big Box. Carl Childers explains the
movie Deliverance. You need to explain to you there it
is keep work Deliverance. Hey, and this person of the
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Speaker 5 (06:52):
Let's get that winning again.
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Uptors.
Speaker 10 (06:56):
Let's play Uptors. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy really gave the prizes from the big prize being.
Let's go contested number one. This should be a lot
of fun when you're playing outs. Have a lurry up
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and guest time you have the best time, you.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Have a big shot. Let's say I a Paula from Bristo.
Can I say we have a shot? Good morning, Paula,
good morning, welcome to my space. Nice glad to have
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you in here in hours too. All right, absolutely, all right, Bobby,
let's get you through these three categories and get that
Southern East pets back. Have you got a pet? Paula.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Absolutely, he's called a husband.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yes, you take care of your two legged that's right.
But but I have four legged.
Speaker 11 (08:10):
Even though he's yelling me three legged, I don't want
to know.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
All right, then we go, Paula. Let's go in five
seconds name three beers, Ready go? Blood Miller comes for Risen.
They good, Aye, Paula, give us three TV shows, ready go,
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Gray's Anatomy too, and I Half Been and some friends
and for the win. Three birds ready go? Yes, the
Big Eagle, Big Bird and throws. All right, when you
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hang on, Jack can hook you up. All right, all right,
let's jump out, cut you up on your news.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Got a time.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Capsule fire in the morning, Risers, get that laugh from
the box up on this morning.
Speaker 12 (09:29):
M This is the award winning Joh Boy and Billy
(09:57):
Big Show, the South's number one exports. Yo, man, what's up?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Hey? How ya doing? Already?
Speaker 13 (10:11):
I was in the waffle house other night about two
o'clock in the morning. Of course, I mean that's when
most people end up in the waffle house.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 13 (10:19):
I mean it's like they got this thing on the menu,
says call ahead and your order will be ready when
you arrive. But like, nobody ever plans to go to
the waffle house. It just kind of happens, you know.
I Mean, it's not the kind of thing you think
about when you're having like a big dinner party for
somebody's honey. I was thinking about having waffle house kDa.
That big cortillion we got coming up. We in the
delivery area, Like that sign they have on the door
(10:40):
says we have menus in braille. You ever think about that?
I mean, the only people in the world that need
to see that sign can't see that sign. You know,
what is it with the coffee in the waffle house?
Who Who's the last fresh part of coffee? They brewed
this place when they were welcoming home the troops on
V Day. Tastes like some truck pulls up pumps it
(11:01):
in there, big underground tanks like they got at the
gas station. You know, they got it in bulk. I
mean even Elieme Clampt wouldn't drink this stuff, you know
what I mean? Fool because Wabblehouse is like soul food
for white people. I mean, white people go in there.
But I think I'm the only black dude ever been
in this one, you know, even though it's never any
black people at the waffle house except maybe that brother
in the paper hat behind the counter with the bad attitude.
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Of course, if I was working at the wabble House,
I might have an attitude too, you know. And then
there's Bernice. I love her, the three hundred pounds waitress.
Saure's always working in there. You know, she got that
hairdo look like somebody stuck a funnel up a button
blew up her head. She kept trying to shoot the
breeze with me, so she knew me thought I was
somebody named Sweetie. I don't even know you ever noticed
that They like assign your nickname while you're there. If
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you don't have one, they'll let you borrow one for
a little while, as you're sweetie, sweety as this and
sweety of that. I mean, I kind of felt like
an outcast in there anyway, because like I was the
only dude in there, didn't know everybody else in there
by name. I guess when like when you hang out
at the waffle house, you people had to stick together,
you know. I mean, I'm sorry to me going in
the waffle house. It's kind of like going in an
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adult bookstore or something. You know, It's like, look, baby,
I'm embarrassed enough about just being in here. Don't make
me talk to you too. And I think they only
got six people that work for the entire company at
the waffle house, and they just like move them around
from location to location. Because I was in the other night,
I swear the same waitress waited on me. They waited
on me at the one in Myrtle Beach like three
months ago, you know, because I guess it's kind of
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hard to recruit people for the waffle house. And it
was like, your career got to be in sad shape
if you think waffle house would be like a good
move for it. Oh but here's the kappa about the
whole trip. I went in this one, I said, give
me two waffles. Bernice looked at me like I was crazet.
She said, we ain't got no waffles.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Huh.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
She said, the waffle line have been broke for two years.
And I started to thinking about it. Yeah, you don't
never see nobody go in the waffle house and actually
order waffles, you know, I've never seen that. I was like,
why did they even call it the waffle house. What
was like the runny eggs, burnt hash browns, and toxic
coffee house was like too long to sit.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
On the sign on the front of the building. So mine,
y'all think about it. I'm my West Joan boy and Dilly.
Oh there you are, Dolly. I thought you'd never get here.
Speaker 14 (13:16):
Good morning radio, done right, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It's big show on the radio. Thursday, September the nineteenth.
Let's get this call Hello, big show, go on, belly,
how's it go?
Speaker 7 (13:56):
How you think I'm matter of mud?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Wait? That's how I love anyway. Boys, it's time for
another lightning round of nerve revenues. I call the mad mix.
Sorry world updates item number one. Yet another little piece
of America has been fokerrized. Remember that movie Meeting the
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Fokkers where Ben Steelers parents had all his trophies and
ribbons up on the wall. Old Robert de Niro says, Wow,
I didn't know they made a ninth place ribbons against Grandpa.
Foker says, oh yeah, they got them all the way
up to tenth place. Well, that's how we do excellence
in America nowadays. It don't matter if you ain't any
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good or not everybody gets a trophy. We can't recognize
the best of the best because it might hurt some
losers feeling. So first, the public schools started doing away
with awards night because everybody can't had perfect attendance or
win the science fire. Now the high schools are doing
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away with valiedictorians. What a schoolboards voted the outlaw schools
letting the kid with the highest grade point average be valedictorian.
They're gonna use to come law plan where three groups
of students could recognize like they do now in colleges,
because as we all know, colleges don't do anything idiotic.
(15:27):
Now what a schooboard says they gotta do it cause
kids are taking some courses just to raids their grade
point average so they can win the validictorian two which
may I say, yeah, that's how validictoria were. But see
this way the students can quit worrying about their grade
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point average and take classes their interested in. Uh huh, well,
I'm a parent. I could give a rip if they're interested.
I just want them to move out of a rumpest
room and get a jaw. They just want to give
out as many trophies as they can at an end
of the year. Remember, kids, you're special, just like everybody else.
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But wait, it gets worse. Item at number two. Middle
schools have put in a no zero policy. Now the
school board passor rule that says you can't give a
kid a zero on any school assignments, even if they cheat,
copy somebody's paper, or don't turn their homework in at all.
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From now on, the lowest grade is a sixty one.
Now that's still a failing grade, but it's a long
way from a zero. The one parent says the child
doesn't deserve a sixty. They need to be prompted to
get their grades up and be held accountable. Yeah, we
know that's what a zero is sold. So not only
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are we giving kids a war for not having the
highest GPA, now we're giving them a sixty one. We're
not having a GPA at all. Big over the glare.
There's a lot more news, But my butter's tied it up.
Go out, stop her, I said for the sedation A
sorry world up day till next time there's mad master
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minding here to set out.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Shut up and went running.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
In my life, John boy, Billy, y'all, have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Good morning, the big show is on your radio.
Speaker 15 (17:32):
I'll tell you I never seen that you thing like
it in my life. The suns belly up, there's full different.
We're flying through the air, flates and bullets and hands.
People eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
It's unbelievable. With the sprints. You can't I mentioned chicken
and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
That's what it's like at the Junk Boy of Bully
Pig Show. It's a buffet from stuff to finish. There
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should be a cover charge.
Speaker 16 (17:54):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 15 (17:55):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for your feet. The drake, oh my head,
you can eat that.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio for
your Thursday, September the nineteenth. I'm I'm gonna in the
summer this Sunday. I think it the old Equinox deal
changes there Riday? Is this okay? Tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (18:55):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Well, we're getting close to giving away our summer give ways.
Make sure your name is in a hat. One We
got that one of a cond custom motorcycle build by
renowned bike builder Rick Bray or RKB Customs registered to
win that. Got our own website Big Show Bike dot
com for that, and of course you click on the
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link at the Lord Tigers link at the Big Show
dot com and Big Show Bike dot Com. We got
that gamekeepers LS Tracker giveaway our boys from Mauseo gotta
fine LS tractor with load or tailor byke on Midmound.
More Big Show listeners and win that bad boy. Check
that out as well when you hit the Big Show
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dot Com. Good morning, I got a big show on
the radio where we learned yesterday and Taylor Tainment News
about the Emmys, and we got the Rabbi. Our movie
reviewer is gonna comment on Hollywood through song here in
just a second. But first, did y'all figure out when
the last day of summer and the first day of
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fall it is? Because you're about to drive me crazy.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
It's complicated because you're asking which you know summer ends
and fall begins?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Okay, so right, what what twenty second? That was the
first half? That's what I thought it was the twenty second,
But Randy's fall last day.
Speaker 9 (20:14):
Of summer, because what are the two days then in
between if you are the last day of Summer's the
twentieth of fall is the twenty second.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Randy's taking an astro nerd approach of the equinox. Yes,
the vernal right weather purgatory. Okay, well so anyway, uh
happy fall? All right? And now something uplifting from my
Rabbi movie reviewer, hit It.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Hell that Holly bo it might be different if that
stuff's good. Everything is just a boots or Sikh folks
that have equal the fecet fun they ever did that
garbage right and is totally frightened.
Speaker 16 (21:07):
It's no surprise. The whole town is on the skits.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
The Help with Hollybook, that preachy suns up beachy Hollywood,
where it's always part of their are genders, to makeup genders, moralities,
not under storm.
Speaker 16 (21:24):
You're not going mad. It really is that bad.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
The Helpt holy Wood.
Speaker 16 (21:35):
The Hell with Holly Book, the place that tells you
that your God's no good. I'll tell you that it's
also worth some.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Noting the way you're voting makes them all kinds of man.
Speaker 16 (21:50):
They care of his and throw his seat.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I guess they think that we should feel bad. That
Helpt Holihood, that damn bony baloney hollyfood. It's where they're
close auspanex and the elastic damp boots are plastic with
their heads are made out of wall.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Go on and take a nap because watch you're watchings.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Helpt hollyfood. No, hell of it, hollyfood. They wouldn't kind
of fix it if they could. They think you're stupid,
and they think it's funny you spend your money on garbage.
They never watch the story's gotten no plotting. It's great, granted,
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but at least you're getting close up up sun Gyl's crutch, not.
Speaker 16 (22:41):
Helping Holy food.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That place said the mandic giants stood, But nowadays it's
just a bunch of losers and dope, the boozers who
wreck your children's childhood.
Speaker 16 (22:55):
I missed the good old days.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Jimmy Cagney now he was an actor instead of body.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Ways except Rogan.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I'm gonna puke.
Speaker 16 (23:04):
It's by commies. Hell hell, who can't be topical?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Uh, let's play some John boyd Jeopardy here. Okay, review
yesterday's question. When we found out we all got to
do this. But in Iceland, the popular slang term for
it is playing chess with the pope. That's right, it's
it's it's the poopy. It's a feeding fish. Go number two, green, mister,
gotta go, even a hannah, uh, even a havannah, killing
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the cobra, launching the torpedoes, land cable, laying down some
wolf bait, lamb pipe, all right, letting loose, letting the
dogs out, play pipe, and then there's the to do
it around breakfast time. So we'll just move on with
today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to the experts, this is
the dirtiest, most bacteria laden thing passengers come in contact
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with on a commercial airplane. What are other passengers? What's
you all?
Speaker 7 (24:20):
God?
Speaker 6 (24:20):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Eight hundred Big shows? You told? Free line across America?
Speaker 16 (24:23):
We go?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Do we get the winter?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
We play John Boy Jeopardy?
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Next?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Good Thursday Morning, Big Show's on the radio. Today's feature
track from the Big Show bid Box Carl Childers explains
the movie Deliverance sergeby keyword Deliverance. It's brought you by
the Bank of America Road full four Hundredsunday, October thirteenth.
It shot him motor Speedway and right now, let's.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Play Yes Live across America.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
It's John Boy JAPLI.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Oh wow, And now a man who wonders, you know,
when you get sick after traveling through an airport, shouldn't
that be considered a terminal illness?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Man as they hated Tyler out of Charlotte, North Carolina.
Good morning, Tyler, morning John Boy. Hey buddy, you a
Carolina Panthers fan.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Yeah, but it's tough this year.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, we gotta stay with thirty thirty years, Tyler, that's
what we're celebrating here. And don't you forget second morning.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Have you mentioned the ticket price for the hot dog?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
No, so you get in with the same price as
a hot dog combo?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yeah, seventeen bucks.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
So you go pick up some lunch on Sunday.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah, well, now you're gonna double it.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
They're in Vegas as we get we'll see what happens
for her. Well, well, Tyler, let's see if you can
get some winning coming out of Charlotte this morning. According
to the experts, this is the dirtiest, most bacteria laden
thing passengers come in contact with on a commercial airplane.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Is it the air mask?
Speaker 16 (26:29):
Is that dropped down?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Well, let's let's find out show us that drop down
air masks. Yeah, I guess hopefully they don't drop down
every time.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
If you're flying enough for have contact with that, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Stop. Well, Tyler, we appreciate you playing, Boddy. You have
a great rest of your day. A man. Let's go
to Debbie. She's in Hot Springs, Arkansas. Good morning, Debbie,
Good morning by were real good, welcome in here. All right,
you got your shot at John Boy Jeopardy. The most
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bacteria laden thing passengers come in contact with on a
commercial airplane, it's gotta be the trade table. Well, let's see,
is it the trade tables? I don't I don't guess
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they wipe them down after every flight.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Well they do, just not very well.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
All right, And I saw I sit next to me
one time asleep on the trade table.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Well, Daddy worked out for you. You got the big old
Lord Tiger's prize pack. Head over to Hot Springs for you.
You got a baby. Hang on, alright, let's jump Out'll
catch you up on your news. America they would, actually
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it's not from America. The greatest actor up, knight, good morning.
(28:40):
It's a big show on the radio. Well, from time
to time we have the honor of being visited by
a true legend of the silver screen. Please join us
in welcoming, Sir Alan Swat.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I've found your last doctor, pretorious. I've touched the world
for you. Hand over that immortality serum and I'll let
you leave. Is me, John Boy, Dear God, a faith
worse than death? You poor bastard preetorians.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Those Why as John Boy, you're on the big show?
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Oh so I am Senor Boomberatelle. I was under the
impression we were going to the health facility.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Health facility is everything? Okay?
Speaker 16 (29:26):
Right?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Is rain my lad? You'll see I go to a
specialist in long life.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Well, must be working. You look great, man. Well, what's
the secret to a long life?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Well?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
I discovered the secret years ago. The answer is surprisingly simple.
What is I lie about my age? No matter where
I've traveled, someone has always had a secret to long life.
When I was shooting hot lead in Amarillo, there was
an old woman who worked catering. She told me an
old cowboy actor told her that the secret to long
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life was putting a pinch of gold unpowder in her
oatmeal every morning.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Wow does that work?
Speaker 11 (30:03):
Well?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
She lived to be one hundred and three. She left
behind fourteen children, thirty grandchildren, forty five great grandchildren, twenty
five great great grandchildren, and a forty foot hole where
the crematorium used to be.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Boom goes Anna Mide. What a way to go?
Speaker 15 (30:21):
Are?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
The secrets of longevity are elusive? To be sure, I
asked my grandmother well into a nineties what her secret
was to long life. She said, I'm just waiting until
I can afford the burial.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
You gotta have principles. Indeed, so what do you think
the secret is?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Well, John boy, let's examine the facts. Selly. German billionaire
Klaus Albrecht used to play golf a lot. He owned
a private club because he loved it so much, and
played sometimes four times a day. Lived to ninety four.
He did. American investor Krekorian also loved sports. In his eighties,
he was rated the top three tennis player in his
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age bracket. He lived to ninety eight. Warren Buffett also
enjoys sports all his life, including golf in his nineties.
Now you see the secret to a long life? Stay active? No,
my ball capped, young friend be rich.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Makes it it smile.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
If you'll allow me, I'll bid you a jewel signor
boom Battelle and I are off to the offices of
doctor Vinnie Boombots.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Is he rich?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
No idea, but his nurse is hot and there's a
bar in the office.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor actor,
damn you my movie star. Good morning. It's a big
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show on the radio. Ain't getting up with the boys?
A temptation trailer?
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Hello is ho it?
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (32:15):
My life on a fight about it?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
John'm on bitter here?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Well, well you saying there? You beg old Harry, no
driving knuckles, draggon bucks, scrutching, bugger picking, popping the mode,
hugging boot like looking firm.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Gee, Hoyd, that seems kind of harsh.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Okay, you're right. For the record, you're driving ain't near
as bad as it used to be.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I scorp like you. Hey man, wasn't you over Cassaday
double Wide?
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Oh no, it ain't Cassaday double White no more. We're
changing the name again.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Alright, what is it this time?
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Manufactured manor.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Up scaling the neighborhood again?
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Yeah, oh man, we'll we're putting down a fresh load
of gravel up at the top of the driveway. Planted
some new monkey grass around the mailboxes, even bought new
letters for the sign out front.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Ooh you guys moving on up.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Well not so much as you might think. Weber still
won't unblock the good neody channels on the community satellite this. No,
one ain't happy about that niature. We gonna become a
modern upscale community if we're scared of the natural beauty
of a human body.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Well, I never knew was such a fan of high culture.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
He ain't, but he likes him some skinner. Max.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Well, you probably just answer my next question, but I'll
ask you anyway. How's he doing in the romance department?
Speaker 9 (33:28):
Not?
Speaker 6 (33:31):
He actually went on a blind date the other night
on Twitch at the body shop. Fixed him up with
his cousin that just moved to town.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
So was she actually blind?
Speaker 6 (33:40):
No, but that might have helped. Everyone was sweating it
out before it happened to waste a home. I'm going
out with a woman I ain't never seen before. What
was I thinking? I says, not too much? But you
never know. She might be a fox? He says, yeah,
Well what if she ain't a fox? What if she's
a hound?
Speaker 4 (33:59):
I'll be stuck.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
The old ugly woman all night, like, I ain't never
been with an ugly woman. Yeah, so I says, well,
just be ready to bail out early. He says, well,
how am I gonna do that? I said, well, if
you get there and she turns out to be a
little ugly, just start rubbing on you forehead, you know,
and then put on a real pitiful voice and say all, honey,
(34:21):
I sure hate to do this to you, but I
think I'm coming down with one of my migraine headaches.
Oh it's a bad and too. I think I'm gonna
have to go back home and lay down. Then you
get the heck out of there.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Well, let me guess he had to bail out, no, believe.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
It or not. We got to the house, she comes
to hers she was a haughtie, tall, brown and just
stone cold beautiful. Debert smiles real big. He says, well,
that's a real pressure to me, too, great thing, you're
ready to hit the road. She starts rubbing her forehead,
puts on this real pitiful voice of all honey.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Sure Desserts goes on, That's why I won't skin a
max unscrambles for bad laying around here man Delbert Einstein
is fixing to go to work.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
You gonna see it? Letterun he Well, well you tell him,
I said, Hell know what you mean? Y'all keep him straight?
Ufied hod B.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Good morning, there's a big shoulder radio. Helly you Lindsey
premise here.
Speaker 17 (35:31):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily do some culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you, boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees. Who will I thought it?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. Well, it's
been a few days since we've had a national day
honoring women. I'm kind of looking around, kind of worried
about y'all not getting enough attention here. Will y'all hear
about this? A new Taliban law bans women from speaking
in public, you know, not all of their up amounts.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Now, I got to clear the email. No, thank you,
Solid you canna get behind what you're trying to.
Speaker 8 (36:56):
No, No, he's not a favorite that at all.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I'm just saying, man, we could you know, just oh right?
Hell oh right? What about scientists using actual human. They're
(37:26):
growing human skin to put faces on robots.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 9 (37:32):
Let's get it right so that we can have.
Speaker 8 (37:37):
Some pervies are behind me. Oh there's no doubt. I
mean yeah, you are spot on with that. The first
robots that are like anatomically correct, it will be for
that purpose.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Well yeah, ah right, good.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
I hope it gets wrinkles.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Also.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Somebody once said that.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
If they got rid of all the porn on the internet,
there would be one website left and it would be
bring back for it.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Y'all try to use it for good out here, alight.
I'm in Doug Rice. We racing in Bristol this weekend.
He'll lay it out for us. Big Shoe Rose on
Good Morning, got the Big Show on the radio, and
it is on track with Doug Rice. He taking his
victory lap this year before he hangs up a wonderful career,
(38:28):
Performance Racing Network going out on top. I mean not
just on top, I mean on top. Doug. We're so
proud of you, buddy, all these many years and proud
to call your friend. Thank you for taking time with
us and bringing us the NASCAR that we love every week, Buddy, appreciate.
Speaker 11 (38:44):
That John Boy.
Speaker 18 (38:45):
I vividly remember when I first started at PRN trying
to sneak into y'all's big racing shows over at Sandwich
Construction Company.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Wow, A well.
Speaker 18 (38:57):
Dog, that was the thing for you and you guys
packed them in there by the thousands.
Speaker 11 (39:02):
I remember that vividly.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
That is something man, Thank you, Bud. It's sure it was.
That was a time. Uh well, Uh, Doug, I did
a little research the starter us off this morning. I
know you're going to be hitting Bristol here in a
little bit be called in the Saturday night race. But
I look back, Doug, we were talking earlier this year
about one of the Ford's gonna win a race. So
it was like fifteen races in to this year. When
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Kazlowski won. It was May the twelfth in Darlington and
then they started clicking them off a little bit in
Christma Bell, Toyota, Cendric and a Ford band ban. But
I was looking the last ten races. Here we are
in the playoffs. Fords have won six out of the
ten and the last four in a row, with Chris
Busher jumping up surprise win at the Glenn. What do
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you think about that?
Speaker 18 (39:52):
That's that's pretty I'm impressed your numbers are correct, thank you.
If they got their motor program, they worked with the
Yates people that supply all the engines for all the
forwards and they found something and ever since they have,
they've just been a lot more competitive and they've really
come to life and been up at the front. And
so it's it's no surprise now to see the Blue
(40:13):
Ovals running better. That seems to be the general conversation.
And they had maybe more room to improve than the
Chevrolets and the Toyotas, and so they found that room
to improve and they're right in the mix. And you
talk about Chris Buscher, what a win last week at
Watkins Glenn late in the race, had a restart with
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him and Shane Van Gisberg and up front, and once
SVG got the lead, I'll be honest, I thought, well,
it's over, he'll just drive off and leave Chris, and
he didn't.
Speaker 11 (40:45):
He made a slip up in a turn.
Speaker 18 (40:47):
Busher pounced, got the lead, held on, got the first
his first win of the year, not soon enough to
put him in the playoffs, but nevertheless a really you know,
everybody wants to win during year and now I think
we have had sixteen different winners this year.
Speaker 11 (41:06):
That's pretty amazing.
Speaker 18 (41:07):
So we had fourteen get in to the playoffs by
winning two on points. Dylan didn't get in because he
did win a race, but it didn't count, and now
Busher won. So seam different winners this year and we
could get one or two more before the end of
the year.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
So in this Saturday night racing Bristol, this is a
cutoff race, isn't it?
Speaker 18 (41:27):
Absolutely the first one here and we'll whittle it down
to the round of twelve.
Speaker 11 (41:32):
There'll be twelve contenders left to go.
Speaker 18 (41:34):
The people below the dreaded cut line a pretty illustrious
group of drivers. Denny Hamlin minus six points, Brad Keselowski
a pass champion, minus twelve, Martin Truex Junior another pass
champion minus fourteen, Harrison Burton minus twenty. Now, if any
of those four win, they advance on. I think there's
(41:58):
a really good shot that out of those three of
those guys could win up there. Denny Hamlin has won
a lot of races, he's very good. He won the
spring race at Bristol, so.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
He'll be a threat.
Speaker 18 (42:09):
Kezlowski is good there, trueex I don't see much of
a way for Harrison Burton to get up there just
above the cut line, Ty Gibbs plus six, Chase Briscoe
plus six. I really feel like everybody else that's in
the playoffs is in pretty good shape. Byron Larson, Blaney,
Chase Elliott, Tyler, Reddick, Daniel Suarez.
Speaker 11 (42:30):
Gotta give him a lot of credit. He's plus thirty six.
Speaker 18 (42:33):
I didn't see that happening. And Alex Bowman is plus
forty one. The biggest surprise is the guy that's in
third right now in the championship points, and that's Austin Sendrick.
He's plus forty five, and it's Bell Joey Lgano right
now is the only one locked in to go to
the playoffs.
Speaker 11 (42:49):
So got a tight little racetrack.
Speaker 18 (42:51):
You got guys battling to try to get it into
the playoffs that are below the cut line.
Speaker 11 (42:56):
Should be a good show.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
I think your last call for the Last the Night
Racing Bristol is gonna be awesome. I hope you have
a you have a good race in front of you, Doug.
We'll be watching you, buddy.
Speaker 11 (43:06):
All right.
Speaker 18 (43:06):
As we like to say, we hope they're three wide
and backwards when they cross.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
That's it. Alright, Doug beg you buddy. Travel safe. We'll
talk to you next week.
Speaker 11 (43:15):
Guys, talk to you next week.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Got my boy? You follow Doug on Twitter at Riceman
sixty one. Alright, well, let's play. I Beat the Blonde
Game one eight under Big Show. You told free line
how bad you want your man out of pickles. Prize back,
get inside Tater's head and little work. We play next
Good morning, A lot more Big show coming.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Up, John Boy, Big Big Show goes picky on. Matthew, Oh, Marcel,
you picked an awful time to call. Well, listen to
the radio. We're right in the middle of a new intro.
You boob, No, no not, you're racing, fat boy, pull
up a couple of chairs and cut down.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as John
Boy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Carry on straight, people, God do to do? Love it
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at them? Y'all is Thursday, September nineteenth, and you got
the Big Show on the radio. We hope you wake
up like this every morning. You're gonna do a couple
of setups, get some exercise, hit the snooze a few times.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
They can't hear you now, they don't know what to
do next.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
They don't do it. How about you? You let's see hey, everybody?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Hey, you know hey?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Why that looks good? Yeah? Talk like a pirate day.
Here's one of them stupid days, probably invented by this
jockey somewhere.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Actually was that right? Yep?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Pick out the stupid ones? So, uh do you know
which which one? Who is at this jockey that I want.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
To say in Florida, But I'll have to look at it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
R you say, are a lot. See when you tell
you we are shiver me timbers? You know what the
shiver and the timbers are all about? The pirates saying
there'd be something to look up and maybe it will
keep you from talking like a pirate, just for a
little that'll work. Hey, what about you get excited about
(02:15):
National Butterscotch Pudding Day?
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Really all right?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Pudding Day? Spanky is one of whose greetings They are
tired of pudding day at home? When somebody walks in
this barn the old yellow rode. Yeah, another one, another one?
Of course? How long did doctors say he had to
wear them shoes?
Speaker 8 (02:38):
He had like six go tos, and you knew them
all by heart, but he always seemed to know which
one and when, and it was still funny.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Red Red room hogget I always say all the gay
bars closed, No, this one's open. Oh, one more's National
Paul Paul Day. Oh it ain't like a Paul Paul
and a mall mall of Paul Paul is an American fruit.
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You're uh Taylor Joe. Y'all familiar with the Paul Paul only.
Speaker 9 (03:21):
From the Disney movie The Jungle Book.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Other than that, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 9 (03:23):
Oh god was Big Bear was thinking about it?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Featured in The Big Bear.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Okay, can hear that last part? We'll translate later.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh right, Well, way up, we up. We got to
go in here. Three dates in history coming up. I
got the first prize baggage. We'll find that and get
that winning begin to prove that we're away. Beg, Joe's
on a radio. Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
Let's look at our three dates in history. See what uh? Well,
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first prize pack day? Do you the prize bag? Ready?
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in history and next time. Sixteen forty eight, Canada's first
tavern open in Quebec City, featuring a powerful brew called
Spruce Beer. Customers who drank much were said to be
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all spruced up. Oh right, I've heard that before. Don't
come up to twenty eleven. Ashton Kutcher debuted on Two
and a Half Man, replacing Charlie Sheen. We want Charlie
back at so he was on for four years until
the show ended and tooking four years to kill it all.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
It was under life support there at the end.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Finally, on this date in twenty nineteen, North America has
lost three billion birds. That's twenty nine percent since nineteen seventy.
This according to an analyst published in Science Wait to go.
A lot of birds missing here.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
You know what they say is the biggest culprit for
the bird population getting dwindling.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
No cats, is that right?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Cats can't resist jumping and eating a bird or killing it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wow, very billion of them huh, well, that's use those
for our three categories. We got it going hundred big shows,
your toll free line. Come on, we'll play Outburst next.
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Speaker 5 (06:52):
Let's get that winning again.
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Uptors.
Speaker 10 (06:56):
Let's play Uptors. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy really gave the prizes from the big prize being.
Let's go contested number one. This should be a lot
of fun when you're playing outs. Have a lurry up
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and guest time you have the best time, you.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Have a big shot. Let's say I a Paula from Bristo.
Can I say we have a shot? Good morning, Paula,
good morning, welcome to my space. Nice glad to have
(07:45):
you in here in hours too. All right, absolutely, all right, Bobby,
let's get you through these three categories and get that
Southern East pets back. Have you got a pet? Paula.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Absolutely, he's called a husband.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yes, you take care of your two legged that's right.
But but I have four legged.
Speaker 11 (08:10):
Even though he's yelling me three legged, I don't want
to know.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
All right, then we go, Paula. Let's go in five
seconds name three beers, Ready go? Blood Miller comes for Risen.
They good, Aye, Paula, give us three TV shows, ready go,
(08:35):
Gray's Anatomy too, and I Half Been and some friends
and for the win. Three birds ready go? Yes, the
Big Eagle, Big Bird and throws. All right, when you
(09:02):
hang on, Jack can hook you up. All right, all right,
let's jump out, cut you up on your news.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Got a time.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Capsule fire in the morning, Risers, get that laugh from
the box up on this morning.
Speaker 12 (09:29):
M This is the award winning Joh Boy and Billy
(09:57):
Big Show, the South's number one exports. Yo, man, what's up?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Hey? How ya doing? Already?
Speaker 13 (10:11):
I was in the waffle house other night about two
o'clock in the morning. Of course, I mean that's when
most people end up in the waffle house.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 13 (10:19):
I mean it's like they got this thing on the menu,
says call ahead and your order will be ready when
you arrive. But like, nobody ever plans to go to
the waffle house. It just kind of happens, you know.
I Mean, it's not the kind of thing you think
about when you're having like a big dinner party for
somebody's honey. I was thinking about having waffle house kDa.
That big cortillion we got coming up. We in the
delivery area, Like that sign they have on the door
(10:40):
says we have menus in braille. You ever think about that?
I mean, the only people in the world that need
to see that sign can't see that sign. You know,
what is it with the coffee in the waffle house?
Who Who's the last fresh part of coffee? They brewed
this place when they were welcoming home the troops on
V Day. Tastes like some truck pulls up pumps it
(11:01):
in there, big underground tanks like they got at the
gas station. You know, they got it in bulk. I
mean even Elieme Clampt wouldn't drink this stuff, you know
what I mean? Fool because Wabblehouse is like soul food
for white people. I mean, white people go in there.
But I think I'm the only black dude ever been
in this one, you know, even though it's never any
black people at the waffle house except maybe that brother
in the paper hat behind the counter with the bad attitude.
(11:24):
Of course, if I was working at the wabble House,
I might have an attitude too, you know. And then
there's Bernice. I love her, the three hundred pounds waitress.
Saure's always working in there. You know, she got that
hairdo look like somebody stuck a funnel up a button
blew up her head. She kept trying to shoot the
breeze with me, so she knew me thought I was
somebody named Sweetie. I don't even know you ever noticed
that They like assign your nickname while you're there. If
(11:46):
you don't have one, they'll let you borrow one for
a little while, as you're sweetie, sweety as this and
sweety of that. I mean, I kind of felt like
an outcast in there anyway, because like I was the
only dude in there, didn't know everybody else in there
by name. I guess when like when you hang out
at the waffle house, you people had to stick together,
you know. I mean, I'm sorry to me going in
the waffle house. It's kind of like going in an
(12:08):
adult bookstore or something. You know, It's like, look, baby,
I'm embarrassed enough about just being in here. Don't make
me talk to you too. And I think they only
got six people that work for the entire company at
the waffle house, and they just like move them around
from location to location. Because I was in the other night,
I swear the same waitress waited on me. They waited
on me at the one in Myrtle Beach like three
months ago, you know, because I guess it's kind of
(12:31):
hard to recruit people for the waffle house. And it
was like, your career got to be in sad shape
if you think waffle house would be like a good
move for it. Oh but here's the kappa about the
whole trip. I went in this one, I said, give
me two waffles. Bernice looked at me like I was crazet.
She said, we ain't got no waffles.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Huh.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
She said, the waffle line have been broke for two years.
And I started to thinking about it. Yeah, you don't
never see nobody go in the waffle house and actually
order waffles, you know, I've never seen that. I was like,
why did they even call it the waffle house. What
was like the runny eggs, burnt hash browns, and toxic
coffee house was like too long to sit.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
On the sign on the front of the building. So mine,
y'all think about it. I'm my West Joan boy and Dilly.
Oh there you are, Dolly. I thought you'd never get here.
Speaker 14 (13:16):
Good morning radio, done right, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It's big show on the radio. Thursday, September the nineteenth.
Let's get this call Hello, big show, go on, belly,
how's it go?
Speaker 7 (13:56):
How you think I'm matter of mud?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Wait? That's how I love anyway. Boys, it's time for
another lightning round of nerve revenues. I call the mad mix.
Sorry world updates item number one. Yet another little piece
of America has been fokerrized. Remember that movie Meeting the
(14:21):
Fokkers where Ben Steelers parents had all his trophies and
ribbons up on the wall. Old Robert de Niro says, Wow,
I didn't know they made a ninth place ribbons against Grandpa.
Foker says, oh yeah, they got them all the way
up to tenth place. Well, that's how we do excellence
in America nowadays. It don't matter if you ain't any
(14:42):
good or not everybody gets a trophy. We can't recognize
the best of the best because it might hurt some
losers feeling. So first, the public schools started doing away
with awards night because everybody can't had perfect attendance or
win the science fire. Now the high schools are doing
(15:04):
away with valiedictorians. What a schoolboards voted the outlaw schools
letting the kid with the highest grade point average be valedictorian.
They're gonna use to come law plan where three groups
of students could recognize like they do now in colleges,
because as we all know, colleges don't do anything idiotic.
(15:27):
Now what a schooboard says they gotta do it cause
kids are taking some courses just to raids their grade
point average so they can win the validictorian two which
may I say, yeah, that's how validictoria were. But see
this way the students can quit worrying about their grade
(15:49):
point average and take classes their interested in. Uh huh, well,
I'm a parent. I could give a rip if they're interested.
I just want them to move out of a rumpest
room and get a jaw. They just want to give
out as many trophies as they can at an end
of the year. Remember, kids, you're special, just like everybody else.
(16:12):
But wait, it gets worse. Item at number two. Middle
schools have put in a no zero policy. Now the
school board passor rule that says you can't give a
kid a zero on any school assignments, even if they cheat,
copy somebody's paper, or don't turn their homework in at all.
(16:35):
From now on, the lowest grade is a sixty one.
Now that's still a failing grade, but it's a long
way from a zero. The one parent says the child
doesn't deserve a sixty. They need to be prompted to
get their grades up and be held accountable. Yeah, we
know that's what a zero is sold. So not only
(16:58):
are we giving kids a war for not having the
highest GPA, now we're giving them a sixty one. We're
not having a GPA at all. Big over the glare.
There's a lot more news, But my butter's tied it up.
Go out, stop her, I said for the sedation A
sorry world up day till next time there's mad master
(17:20):
minding here to set out.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Shut up and went running.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
In my life, John boy, Billy, y'all, have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Good morning, the big show is on your radio.
Speaker 15 (17:32):
I'll tell you I never seen that you thing like
it in my life. The suns belly up, there's full different.
We're flying through the air, flates and bullets and hands.
People eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
It's unbelievable. With the sprints. You can't I mentioned chicken
and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
That's what it's like at the Junk Boy of Bully
Pig Show. It's a buffet from stuff to finish. There
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should be a cover charge.
Speaker 16 (17:54):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 15 (17:55):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for your feet. The drake, oh my head,
you can eat that.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio for
your Thursday, September the nineteenth. I'm I'm gonna in the
summer this Sunday. I think it the old Equinox deal
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How about that?
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All right?
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dot Com. Good morning, I got a big show on
the radio where we learned yesterday and Taylor Tainment News
about the Emmys, and we got the Rabbi. Our movie
reviewer is gonna comment on Hollywood through song here in
just a second. But first, did y'all figure out when
the last day of summer and the first day of
(19:59):
fall it is? Because you're about to drive me crazy.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
It's complicated because you're asking which you know summer ends
and fall begins?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Okay, so right, what what twenty second? That was the
first half? That's what I thought it was the twenty second,
But Randy's fall last day.
Speaker 9 (20:14):
Of summer, because what are the two days then in
between if you are the last day of Summer's the
twentieth of fall is the twenty second.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Randy's taking an astro nerd approach of the equinox. Yes,
the vernal right weather purgatory. Okay, well so anyway, uh
happy fall? All right? And now something uplifting from my
Rabbi movie reviewer, hit It.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Hell that Holly bo it might be different if that
stuff's good. Everything is just a boots or Sikh folks
that have equal the fecet fun they ever did that
garbage right and is totally frightened.
Speaker 16 (21:07):
It's no surprise. The whole town is on the skits.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
The Help with Hollybook, that preachy suns up beachy Hollywood,
where it's always part of their are genders, to makeup genders, moralities,
not under storm.
Speaker 16 (21:24):
You're not going mad. It really is that bad.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
The Helpt holy Wood.
Speaker 16 (21:35):
The Hell with Holly Book, the place that tells you
that your God's no good. I'll tell you that it's
also worth some.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Noting the way you're voting makes them all kinds of man.
Speaker 16 (21:50):
They care of his and throw his seat.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I guess they think that we should feel bad. That
Helpt Holihood, that damn bony baloney hollyfood. It's where they're
close auspanex and the elastic damp boots are plastic with
their heads are made out of wall.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Go on and take a nap because watch you're watchings.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Helpt hollyfood. No, hell of it, hollyfood. They wouldn't kind
of fix it if they could. They think you're stupid,
and they think it's funny you spend your money on garbage.
They never watch the story's gotten no plotting. It's great, granted,
(22:37):
but at least you're getting close up up sun Gyl's crutch, not.
Speaker 16 (22:41):
Helping Holy food.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That place said the mandic giants stood, But nowadays it's
just a bunch of losers and dope, the boozers who
wreck your children's childhood.
Speaker 16 (22:55):
I missed the good old days.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Jimmy Cagney now he was an actor instead of body.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Ways except Rogan.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I'm gonna puke.
Speaker 16 (23:04):
It's by commies. Hell hell, who can't be topical?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Uh, let's play some John boyd Jeopardy here. Okay, review
yesterday's question. When we found out we all got to
do this. But in Iceland, the popular slang term for
it is playing chess with the pope. That's right, it's
it's it's the poopy. It's a feeding fish. Go number two, green, mister,
gotta go, even a hannah, uh, even a havannah, killing
(23:48):
the cobra, launching the torpedoes, land cable, laying down some
wolf bait, lamb pipe, all right, letting loose, letting the
dogs out, play pipe, and then there's the to do
it around breakfast time. So we'll just move on with
today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to the experts, this is
the dirtiest, most bacteria laden thing passengers come in contact
(24:12):
with on a commercial airplane. What are other passengers? What's
you all?
Speaker 7 (24:20):
God?
Speaker 6 (24:20):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Eight hundred Big shows? You told? Free line across America?
Speaker 16 (24:23):
We go?
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Do we get the winter?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
We play John Boy Jeopardy?
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Next?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Good Thursday Morning, Big Show's on the radio. Today's feature
track from the Big Show bid Box Carl Childers explains
the movie Deliverance sergeby keyword Deliverance. It's brought you by
the Bank of America Road full four Hundredsunday, October thirteenth.
It shot him motor Speedway and right now, let's.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Play Yes Live across America.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
It's John Boy JAPLI.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Oh wow, And now a man who wonders, you know,
when you get sick after traveling through an airport, shouldn't
that be considered a terminal illness?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Man as they hated Tyler out of Charlotte, North Carolina.
Good morning, Tyler, morning John Boy. Hey buddy, you a
Carolina Panthers fan.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Yeah, but it's tough this year.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, we gotta stay with thirty thirty years, Tyler, that's
what we're celebrating here. And don't you forget second morning.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Have you mentioned the ticket price for the hot dog?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
No, so you get in with the same price as
a hot dog combo?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yeah, seventeen bucks.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
So you go pick up some lunch on Sunday.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah, well, now you're gonna double it.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
They're in Vegas as we get we'll see what happens
for her. Well, well, Tyler, let's see if you can
get some winning coming out of Charlotte this morning. According
to the experts, this is the dirtiest, most bacteria laden
thing passengers come in contact with on a commercial airplane.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Is it the air mask?
Speaker 16 (26:29):
Is that dropped down?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Well, let's let's find out show us that drop down
air masks. Yeah, I guess hopefully they don't drop down
every time.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
If you're flying enough for have contact with that, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Stop. Well, Tyler, we appreciate you playing, Boddy. You have
a great rest of your day. A man. Let's go
to Debbie. She's in Hot Springs, Arkansas. Good morning, Debbie,
Good morning by were real good, welcome in here. All right,
you got your shot at John Boy Jeopardy. The most
(27:03):
bacteria laden thing passengers come in contact with on a
commercial airplane, it's gotta be the trade table. Well, let's see,
is it the trade tables? I don't I don't guess
(27:24):
they wipe them down after every flight.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Well they do, just not very well.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
All right, And I saw I sit next to me
one time asleep on the trade table.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Well, Daddy worked out for you. You got the big old
Lord Tiger's prize pack. Head over to Hot Springs for you.
You got a baby. Hang on, alright, let's jump Out'll
catch you up on your news. America they would, actually
(28:00):
it's not from America. The greatest actor up, knight, good morning.
(28:40):
It's a big show on the radio. Well, from time
to time we have the honor of being visited by
a true legend of the silver screen. Please join us
in welcoming, Sir Alan Swat.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I've found your last doctor, pretorious. I've touched the world
for you. Hand over that immortality serum and I'll let
you leave. Is me, John Boy, Dear God, a faith
worse than death? You poor bastard preetorians.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Those Why as John Boy, you're on the big show?
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Oh so I am Senor Boomberatelle. I was under the
impression we were going to the health facility.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Health facility is everything? Okay?
Speaker 16 (29:26):
Right?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Is rain my lad? You'll see I go to a
specialist in long life.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Well, must be working. You look great, man. Well, what's
the secret to a long life?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Well?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
I discovered the secret years ago. The answer is surprisingly simple.
What is I lie about my age? No matter where
I've traveled, someone has always had a secret to long life.
When I was shooting hot lead in Amarillo, there was
an old woman who worked catering. She told me an
old cowboy actor told her that the secret to long
(29:58):
life was putting a pinch of gold unpowder in her
oatmeal every morning.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Wow does that work?
Speaker 11 (30:03):
Well?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
She lived to be one hundred and three. She left
behind fourteen children, thirty grandchildren, forty five great grandchildren, twenty
five great great grandchildren, and a forty foot hole where
the crematorium used to be.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Boom goes Anna Mide. What a way to go?
Speaker 15 (30:21):
Are?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
The secrets of longevity are elusive? To be sure, I
asked my grandmother well into a nineties what her secret
was to long life. She said, I'm just waiting until
I can afford the burial.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
You gotta have principles. Indeed, so what do you think
the secret is?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Well, John boy, let's examine the facts. Selly. German billionaire
Klaus Albrecht used to play golf a lot. He owned
a private club because he loved it so much, and
played sometimes four times a day. Lived to ninety four.
He did. American investor Krekorian also loved sports. In his eighties,
he was rated the top three tennis player in his
(30:59):
age bracket. He lived to ninety eight. Warren Buffett also
enjoys sports all his life, including golf in his nineties.
Now you see the secret to a long life? Stay active? No,
my ball capped, young friend be rich.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Makes it it smile.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
If you'll allow me, I'll bid you a jewel signor
boom Battelle and I are off to the offices of
doctor Vinnie Boombots.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Is he rich?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
No idea, but his nurse is hot and there's a
bar in the office.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor actor,
damn you my movie star. Good morning. It's a big
(32:05):
show on the radio. Ain't getting up with the boys?
A temptation trailer?
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Hello is ho it?
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (32:15):
My life on a fight about it?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
John'm on bitter here?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Well, well you saying there? You beg old Harry, no
driving knuckles, draggon bucks, scrutching, bugger picking, popping the mode,
hugging boot like looking firm.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Gee, Hoyd, that seems kind of harsh.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Okay, you're right. For the record, you're driving ain't near
as bad as it used to be.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I scorp like you. Hey man, wasn't you over Cassaday
double Wide?
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Oh no, it ain't Cassaday double White no more. We're
changing the name again.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Alright, what is it this time?
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Manufactured manor.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Up scaling the neighborhood again?
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Yeah, oh man, we'll we're putting down a fresh load
of gravel up at the top of the driveway. Planted
some new monkey grass around the mailboxes, even bought new
letters for the sign out front.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Ooh you guys moving on up.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Well not so much as you might think. Weber still
won't unblock the good neody channels on the community satellite this. No,
one ain't happy about that niature. We gonna become a
modern upscale community if we're scared of the natural beauty
of a human body.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Well, I never knew was such a fan of high culture.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
He ain't, but he likes him some skinner. Max.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Well, you probably just answer my next question, but I'll
ask you anyway. How's he doing in the romance department?
Speaker 9 (33:28):
Not?
Speaker 6 (33:31):
He actually went on a blind date the other night
on Twitch at the body shop. Fixed him up with
his cousin that just moved to town.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
So was she actually blind?
Speaker 6 (33:40):
No, but that might have helped. Everyone was sweating it
out before it happened to waste a home. I'm going
out with a woman I ain't never seen before. What
was I thinking? I says, not too much? But you
never know. She might be a fox? He says, yeah,
Well what if she ain't a fox? What if she's
a hound?
Speaker 4 (33:59):
I'll be stuck.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
The old ugly woman all night, like, I ain't never
been with an ugly woman. Yeah, so I says, well,
just be ready to bail out early. He says, well,
how am I gonna do that? I said, well, if
you get there and she turns out to be a
little ugly, just start rubbing on you forehead, you know,
and then put on a real pitiful voice and say all, honey,
(34:21):
I sure hate to do this to you, but I
think I'm coming down with one of my migraine headaches.
Oh it's a bad and too. I think I'm gonna
have to go back home and lay down. Then you
get the heck out of there.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Well, let me guess he had to bail out, no, believe.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
It or not. We got to the house, she comes
to hers she was a haughtie, tall, brown and just
stone cold beautiful. Debert smiles real big. He says, well,
that's a real pressure to me, too, great thing, you're
ready to hit the road. She starts rubbing her forehead,
puts on this real pitiful voice of all honey.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Sure Desserts goes on, That's why I won't skin a
max unscrambles for bad laying around here man Delbert Einstein
is fixing to go to work.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
You gonna see it? Letterun he Well, well you tell him,
I said, Hell know what you mean? Y'all keep him straight?
Ufied hod B.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Good morning, there's a big shoulder radio. Helly you Lindsey
premise here.
Speaker 17 (35:31):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily do some culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you, boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees. Who will I thought it?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. Well, it's
been a few days since we've had a national day
honoring women. I'm kind of looking around, kind of worried
about y'all not getting enough attention here. Will y'all hear
about this? A new Taliban law bans women from speaking
in public, you know, not all of their up amounts.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Now, I got to clear the email. No, thank you,
Solid you canna get behind what you're trying to.
Speaker 8 (36:56):
No, No, he's not a favorite that at all.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I'm just saying, man, we could you know, just oh right?
Hell oh right? What about scientists using actual human. They're
(37:26):
growing human skin to put faces on robots.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 9 (37:32):
Let's get it right so that we can have.
Speaker 8 (37:37):
Some pervies are behind me. Oh there's no doubt. I
mean yeah, you are spot on with that. The first
robots that are like anatomically correct, it will be for
that purpose.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Well yeah, ah right, good.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
I hope it gets wrinkles.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Also.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Somebody once said that.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
If they got rid of all the porn on the internet,
there would be one website left and it would be
bring back for it.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Y'all try to use it for good out here, alight.
I'm in Doug Rice. We racing in Bristol this weekend.
He'll lay it out for us. Big Shoe Rose on
Good Morning, got the Big Show on the radio, and
it is on track with Doug Rice. He taking his
victory lap this year before he hangs up a wonderful career,
(38:28):
Performance Racing Network going out on top. I mean not
just on top, I mean on top. Doug. We're so
proud of you, buddy, all these many years and proud
to call your friend. Thank you for taking time with
us and bringing us the NASCAR that we love every week, Buddy, appreciate.
Speaker 11 (38:44):
That John Boy.
Speaker 18 (38:45):
I vividly remember when I first started at PRN trying
to sneak into y'all's big racing shows over at Sandwich
Construction Company.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Wow, A well.
Speaker 18 (38:57):
Dog, that was the thing for you and you guys
packed them in there by the thousands.
Speaker 11 (39:02):
I remember that vividly.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
That is something man, Thank you, Bud. It's sure it was.
That was a time. Uh well, Uh, Doug, I did
a little research the starter us off this morning. I
know you're going to be hitting Bristol here in a
little bit be called in the Saturday night race. But
I look back, Doug, we were talking earlier this year
about one of the Ford's gonna win a race. So
it was like fifteen races in to this year. When
(39:28):
Kazlowski won. It was May the twelfth in Darlington and
then they started clicking them off a little bit in
Christma Bell, Toyota, Cendric and a Ford band ban. But
I was looking the last ten races. Here we are
in the playoffs. Fords have won six out of the
ten and the last four in a row, with Chris
Busher jumping up surprise win at the Glenn. What do
(39:51):
you think about that?
Speaker 18 (39:52):
That's that's pretty I'm impressed your numbers are correct, thank you.
If they got their motor program, they worked with the
Yates people that supply all the engines for all the
forwards and they found something and ever since they have,
they've just been a lot more competitive and they've really
come to life and been up at the front. And
so it's it's no surprise now to see the Blue
(40:13):
Ovals running better. That seems to be the general conversation.
And they had maybe more room to improve than the
Chevrolets and the Toyotas, and so they found that room
to improve and they're right in the mix. And you
talk about Chris Buscher, what a win last week at
Watkins Glenn late in the race, had a restart with
(40:35):
him and Shane Van Gisberg and up front, and once
SVG got the lead, I'll be honest, I thought, well,
it's over, he'll just drive off and leave Chris, and
he didn't.
Speaker 11 (40:45):
He made a slip up in a turn.
Speaker 18 (40:47):
Busher pounced, got the lead, held on, got the first
his first win of the year, not soon enough to
put him in the playoffs, but nevertheless a really you know,
everybody wants to win during year and now I think
we have had sixteen different winners this year.
Speaker 11 (41:06):
That's pretty amazing.
Speaker 18 (41:07):
So we had fourteen get in to the playoffs by
winning two on points. Dylan didn't get in because he
did win a race, but it didn't count, and now
Busher won. So seam different winners this year and we
could get one or two more before the end of
the year.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
So in this Saturday night racing Bristol, this is a
cutoff race, isn't it?
Speaker 18 (41:27):
Absolutely the first one here and we'll whittle it down
to the round of twelve.
Speaker 11 (41:32):
There'll be twelve contenders left to go.
Speaker 18 (41:34):
The people below the dreaded cut line a pretty illustrious
group of drivers. Denny Hamlin minus six points, Brad Keselowski
a pass champion, minus twelve, Martin Truex Junior another pass
champion minus fourteen, Harrison Burton minus twenty. Now, if any
of those four win, they advance on. I think there's
(41:58):
a really good shot that out of those three of
those guys could win up there. Denny Hamlin has won
a lot of races, he's very good. He won the
spring race at Bristol, so.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
He'll be a threat.
Speaker 18 (42:09):
Kezlowski is good there, trueex I don't see much of
a way for Harrison Burton to get up there just
above the cut line, Ty Gibbs plus six, Chase Briscoe
plus six. I really feel like everybody else that's in
the playoffs is in pretty good shape. Byron Larson, Blaney,
Chase Elliott, Tyler, Reddick, Daniel Suarez.
Speaker 11 (42:30):
Gotta give him a lot of credit. He's plus thirty six.
Speaker 18 (42:33):
I didn't see that happening. And Alex Bowman is plus
forty one. The biggest surprise is the guy that's in
third right now in the championship points, and that's Austin Sendrick.
He's plus forty five, and it's Bell Joey Lgano right
now is the only one locked in to go to
the playoffs.
Speaker 11 (42:49):
So got a tight little racetrack.
Speaker 18 (42:51):
You got guys battling to try to get it into
the playoffs that are below the cut line.
Speaker 11 (42:56):
Should be a good show.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
I think your last call for the Last the Night
Racing Bristol is gonna be awesome. I hope you have
a you have a good race in front of you, Doug.
We'll be watching you, buddy.
Speaker 11 (43:06):
All right.
Speaker 18 (43:06):
As we like to say, we hope they're three wide
and backwards when they cross.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
That's it. Alright, Doug beg you buddy. Travel safe. We'll
talk to you next week.
Speaker 11 (43:15):
Guys, talk to you next week.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Got my boy? You follow Doug on Twitter at Riceman
sixty one. Alright, well, let's play. I Beat the Blonde
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