February 20, 2025 • 48 mins
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I like listen to John Boy and Billy and they're
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ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I've figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started the morning.
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Ain't gotten the gaze.
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Making the sound of the roosters? Yes, I've and greet
the day. It is Thursday, February twentieth, twenty twenty five.
How's embody?
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Yeah?
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So you're doing okay? I wasn't, Tater, just genuinely cares.
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muffing Day, look at it, National cherry Pie Day. Here's
all the national love your pet day. Well, why else
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would you have I don't know. I guess some people
have their pets so they can just get them born
and sell them to make money. Okay, you know what
they do. That's why we have to rescue some of them.
Puppy mills like a puppy meal work. You gotta have
a lot of mamas, I guess, just to keep.
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Them using the same mom over here.
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I would to love them all. I know you're doing
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is a foster home for for many dogs over the years.
Have you got in no?
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I currently no, thank you?
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state struggled to cope with the aftermath of a crippling
winter storm. That's when all the propellers froze up. That
where they were trying to get energy from the.
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Green New Deal.
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Oh well, I mean, I don't know if that's part
of it. It's just one of the parts. I know
they were frozen up. You know, winners will get cold
in Texas. Don't think that out. Oh right, Lisey here,
that's old Biden. He was on top of it.
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But toty twenty one or man who can argue.
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With twenty two, Britain's ninety five year old Queen Elizabeth
is second tested positive for COVID nineteen.
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They were worried.
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We're worried about the queen.
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Huh right.
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man was Beyonce when she put on her little chaps
and stuck her butt out there and her little flat
cowboy hat. Yeah yuck. Her country single Texas Hold Them
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was number one on the country music charts, and Beyonce
was the first black female artist to top Billboards country charts.
That's what she set out to do. She did it. Congratulations,
Now sit down, shut up and quit herning my life.
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Just turned the station, Johnny turning.
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No, I just seen what they did, man fingering bown.
We were arguing about what they were doing the country
music back in the eighties. What did I think was
gonna happen here by the time we got the toy
twenty five?
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If ya'll know anybody that's so, say man, John will
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that I was.
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Waiting for when we got out in that deer blind.
You can just.
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But it hey, John bo, Hey, we miss hearing you
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you guys will be tuned in on the iPod now,
Thank you very much.
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in beautiful Dismal secret South Mala. And here to tell
us all about it is the Mayor himself, the Honorable
Merwin co fiddle Swoop.
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Good morning, mister Mayor. Good morning John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners. So what's coming up for Dismal Seepage
Succinct and to the point, John Boy, I'm proud to
announce that this weekend will be the second annual Dismal
Seepage Snakes Alive, Reptile Expo and Convention, a weekend to
celebrate the world's vast array of slithering, scampering, scaly superstars. Wow,
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that sounds interesting. That's the whole idea, John Boy. As usual,
the weekend kicks off with the big parade down Main Street.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
The Shriners will be on hand.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
All those little cars have been connected nose to bumper
and painted in the snake motif. They'll be slithering along
like a long gas powered python.
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Well, I bet that's something to see.
Speaker 11 (13:51):
Your vivid imagination is always on point, John Boy, the
Kathy Griffin She Serpent Academy Marching Band will be providing
the jams and bringing up the rear will be a
fifteen hundred pound deadly lethal Komodo dragon ridden by local
DJ Uncle Boobs, sponsored by Dismal Seepage Emergency Animal Bite
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Clinic and Exotic Florist.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Well, this DJ sounds like he could be in a
lot of danger. He'll be just fined. Well, then why
aren't you riding it?
Speaker 11 (14:20):
The weekend is jam pack with all sorts of activities
for all ages. We'll have a fashion show presented by
Lizard Tailor Lingerie delicate unmentionables in various snake and lizard patterns,
plus sizes available.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I bet you love that.
Speaker 11 (14:37):
For the kids, we've got lizard races. Gerdie Grundles Galloping
geckos will be running around a little obstacle course.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Kids can cheer on their favorites.
Speaker 11 (14:47):
If your gecko wins, good for you.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
No prizes.
Speaker 11 (14:52):
Well, that insurance company was going to but backed out.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Ah, I guess they didn't want to make the check
out to you. Us girkins.
Speaker 11 (15:01):
Grappling Gators will be putting on a show Gator wrestling.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh school, I like it.
Speaker 11 (15:06):
Really old school. The Gators wrestle each other. Wow, Well,
so what appenson losers? That's a great looking question, John
Boy introducing Lefty Flunkerton's Gator Q. We'll be there with
their famous food truck with Gormet Gator goodies and don't
mess out on the health food options at Googo Gomez
Snake and Bake, which is pretty much what it sounds like.
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The big closing night concert will be one to remember.
Snoop Snaky Dow will be doing all his raptile hits,
Julio Iguana will be crooning all of his Latin love songs,
and our headliner Neil Diamondback will rattle off all his
chart toppers and hang around afterwards to see who wins
the car given a car away.
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That's more like it.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
Yes, it's called popcorn surprise entrance said with a bucket
of popcorn on their lap, each with a snake in
the bottom. Whoever eats the most popcorn without getting bitten
wins the car laying. Oh John Boy, that wouldn't be seemly.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That's too bad, because I'm sure it wouldn't be the
first time you had a snake filled popcorn bugging on
your lap. So come on down.
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To the big dismal Sepid Snakes Alive Festival.
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You'll be saying fangs for the memory. Oh no, this
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for
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Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, We
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Com hang on playboard in minutes where right now from
the desk, Tatertainment News, What to what Shere's our girl,
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Marsie Tata Mary.
Speaker 14 (19:58):
We're gonna take a look and see what everybody was
watching over President's Day weekend. Coming in first place, Captain America.
Brave New World opened up at eighty eight point five
million dollars millions, lots of millions. There it scored the
fourth best President Day launch, behind Black Panther, Deadpool, and
ant Man and the Wasp.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
That it just started on Monday.
Speaker 14 (20:21):
It debuted on Friday, and they counted it all the
way through Yeah, President's Day through Monday, got it all right.
The sequel Paddington and Peru opened up in second place
second place. Heart Eyes dropped from second to third place.
Last week's top movie, dog Man, fell to fourth place.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
The Adult Movies pushed it out.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Killed It.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
And fifth.
Speaker 14 (20:47):
Fifth place was a movie that debuted Unaiza two n
E second word z h A, then the number.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Two za too.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
It's a Chinese animated fantasy.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Love those Johnny's Fantasy Anime short list in the World
of entertainment this week.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
I mean it did well, did seven point two million,
so some people anime's bach.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Go ahead?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Have you all right? All right, you old folks. But
Monkey comes out this Friday.
Speaker 14 (21:23):
This is starring Elijah Wood, Oz Perkins and Theo James.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
It's a horror The Monkey, The Monkey. It's a horror movie.
You're thinking real Monkey like a you like King Kong? Right, Nope.
Speaker 14 (21:34):
It's based on a short story from Stephen King back
in nineteen eighty.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
The Monkey's about two.
Speaker 14 (21:39):
Brothers who find a mysterious wind up monkey that plays
cymbals up in their dad's attic.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Creepy Yes, yes, hit it.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
On the head and then we'll go with its teeth right.
Speaker 14 (21:56):
Well, they find it apparently, get it to place, and
a series of gruesome depths start right after they do.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So hard come true.
Speaker 14 (22:07):
Yeah, you're like, you knew that monkey was after you
and my younger brother had one, and I don't know
where it went.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
So now I'm scared to go dig it up. Okay,
some things are gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You would like grow? No, that would you in the
middle of the symbols. Wow, that is one there.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
You should have done the rewrite.
Speaker 14 (22:29):
Also opening up Friday, The Unbreakable Boy. It's a drama,
but it stars Zachary Levi and Patricia Heaton.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
It's about a.
Speaker 14 (22:37):
Young boy with both a rare brittle bone disease and autism.
But what makes him truly unique is his joyous, funny,
life affirming worldview and that transforms and unites everyone around him.
So it says it's a drama, but it must have
some comedy and it's some bright spots, so family movie.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Streaming streaming, I'll start.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I watched The Gorge. It's on Apple TV.
Speaker 14 (23:02):
Plus it's a movie, so it's not a series of
stream but it's a movie to stream and it has
Miles Teller, Anya Taylor Joy and Sigourney Weaver in it.
And it's about two highly trained operatives, like great shots,
and they can kick butt. And they're assigned to posts
to guard and guard towers opposite sides from each other,
the east and the west, and they are watching over
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a classified gorge. They're protecting the world from like this
mysterious evil that lurks within. They don't know what's in
they're not allowed to talk to each other, but somehow
romance ensues and they got to keep whatever's in the
gorge in the gorge.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
No, I just let you know.
Speaker 14 (23:41):
There is a little love, a little love thing part
of it. But yeah, I mean they're there for a year,
so you know.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
That's right. So it's Dark Ranger.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
This week is the series?
Speaker 11 (23:55):
John?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Yeah, third season started, while starts tomorrow Thursday whenever.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
What's it on on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
On Netflix?
Speaker 11 (24:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
All right, all right, let me say The Night Agent
watching That Night Agent. The first season was better than
this season. Yeah, we're trying to go slow. It got
really slow.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Is this about the agent that is that.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Room just watching in the White House. Yeah, so that
was the first season. So now he's out on the streets.
He's out for about Yeah, he was on the streets,
so that is it's a little slow now it is.
The first season was great. That's hell on wheels, Hell
on wheels. Who was on Paramount? Plus? That must be
a Taylor Sheridan deal. It's like when they're laying track
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and making the railroads across America. Town that travels with it.
And yeah, he's an ex Confederates. Get some good, ye,
some good watching. The wife won't watch it, so yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
And I apologize, I misspoke. Rich Reacher is actually on Prime.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, all right, and then the Severn Steal. Had to
go back and watch the severance the first season. Let
my wife, I try to get her watchings over. Now
she's all lost, so I just gotta get a start over.
Speaker 9 (25:12):
I'll come over and watch the first season again with
her because I'm lost and I saw it.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
It's tough, all right, Right, there's the list.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
All right, good work there, Marshall, thank you. Right, Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play john Boy Jeopardy.
All right, let's jump on in here. Shadow. We won't
review yesterday's question. We found out Lots of people say
they want to do this, but only a few of
them actually do. Some even die trying. On average attempting,
it'll set you back around forty five grand.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
What is climbing Mount Everest?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Mount Everest? Man, it's just starting off. You need to
spend about five to seven thousand dollars on gear because
they hear it gets cold up there. Need more information,
give us a call.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Now.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Today? Is John boyd Jeopardy statically speaking, unless that's supposed
to be statistically that Teddy's been having trouble with static electricity.
Statistically speaking, you are more likely to get sick after
visiting one of these than any other public facility.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
What is the infield porter potty at Daytona?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I like you've been there? No what y'all got one?
Eight hundred bikes? Show you told free line?
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We go?
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Do we get a winner? We play John Boy Jebtey Next,
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Good Morning? It's a big sean alradio. Really do you?
Thursday February twentieth Our ficture track from the Big Show
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It's John Boy jefli wo and now a man who
doesn't need to climb Mount Everest to prove anything.
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Heck, he's happy if he can get his legs through
his underwear without losing his balance.
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He's John Boy may success.
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It's true. Keith out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Good morning, Keith,
John boy, buddy, our Keith, you got first shot at
it this morning. Statistically speaking, you're more likely to get
sick after visiting one of these than any other public facility.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
I have young kids, and I would guess it was
a school.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Ah, so let's see. Is it a school of young
kids that had been my guess? Right?
Speaker 11 (28:17):
There?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Does have Nheith, You will be careful them kids. Bring
it home, all right, buddy, appreciate you. Let's go to
Joel in Timpton, Oklahoma. Good morning, Joel. Good morning, Hey buddy.
So uh you're up, Joel? What do you think public
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facility liable to come home sick? Number one on the list?
You think a hospital? You're it? Okay? Is it a hospital?
Speaker 14 (28:49):
Yes? It is.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I Your odds are one in fifteenth. If you wondered
about that hack y'all. Look at you, buddy, We're sending
you one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not
cleaning products your place in Tipton, Oklahoma.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
You're welcome. All ride now it is your news. Right
on the other side, grumpy old man, promise that good morning.
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I got a big should the radio looking about twenty
minutes in a call. The hoots want you to be
around for that right now. All right, let's new this.
Speaker 11 (30:19):
Ah p libberty flu. I'm old and I hate old people.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
That's right.
Speaker 11 (30:26):
I done turned on my own kind. I hate myself
and I like it.
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I love it.
Speaker 11 (30:34):
In my day, we didn't have no wrinkly, rankly, grouchy, grisly,
mothball smelling jerreton guzzlin rock and chair hogging, prostrate swelling, hairline,
receiving false teeth, chattering, wheezing, wobbly know it all senior citizens.
We were young, and we were stupid, and we were
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living the dream. We didn't need a pig ignorant paradise
added by the so called experts with all their life
experience and boring stories about how they grew up in
simpler times. Simpler times, we were eating our young and
drinking out of.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
The open air toilet.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
You can't get much simpler than that.
Speaker 11 (31:17):
And the last thing we wanted was some babbling geezer
jaw boning about ancient history and killing our buzz. So
we decided to take matters into our own hands. When
somebody got old enough to tell us how things were
in the good old days, we'd kill him with a
shower of boulders and feed his coccas to the wolverines.
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Even if he promised to keep his big mouth shut
and go off and live in the.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Hills, we figured, why take the chance.
Speaker 11 (31:45):
We'd bury him up to his neck in the mud,
paint his head like a watermelon, and let the mule
have him. I knew Billy would like that. It was
like living in that movie Logan's Run. You hit the
ripe old age of thirty and it was Nai Charlie
before you got start harping about how that music is
just a bunch of noise, and the way them young
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and is dressed nowadays, and getting up with a rooster.
You got whacked like one of the sopranos. The way
we saw it when we pushed them over a cliff,
and a barrel and nails. We were doing them a favor.
You couldn't wait till the day when you could blow
out those birthday candles and throw yourself into the wood
chipper and do something useful for the community.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Empty dangledoo.
Speaker 11 (32:28):
Look at me. I'm a thirty year old baby, eating
backwards backwards moron with my head painted like a watermelon,
then living on barren time. Somebody please kill me before
I start telling total strangers about the horrors of nine
tens of percent on a gallon of gas and stealing
battery from the five and dime. Here I come, Lord,
Here I come, Hallelujah.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
And we liked it.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
We loved it, And there weren't no exceptions to the
rule neither. But one fellow was smart enough to sneak
Pastor Golie. His name was Larry Shinkelfelter, and he was
nearly eighty years old. He wasn't born in our town.
He was from up north. When he come to town,
he told us he was twenty years old. And then
all Yankees looked all wrinkly on account of the rain
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and a four pack of they habit. When we called
him on it, he showed us his birth certificate that
lucky bastard was born on the leap Heer, and he
rubbed our noses and and every chance he got, so
when we figured we couldn't kill him legally, we used
our noodles. We took him to the saloon to see
the girly show, and when them gals started doing Huchi coucie,
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he started to sweat, and he pounded down a passel
of pickled pig's feet and halla penies. He sweat a
little bit more. He was holding his own till one
of them boobies popped out. His head burst like a
full tick. He grabbed his chest and started turning blue.
When people tried to rush her to help him, we
helped him back, saying, oh, he's only twenty years old.
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He's just playing around, and we laughed to beat the band.
At his funeral, we all sat around crying crocodile tears
and saying he was so young. Then we got to
lick it up and ransacked his house. Boogle Dee bag
of the bongo, look at me, I'm sir, Jack, asked
the Geezer slayer. Behold the polpy noggin of leap Ye
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Larry the lion Yankee. I killed him with pickled meats
and perky teats. Hurry up, let's get him in the
ground so I can go steal his woodstove. What a
glorious society we've created, Uh, libberty flu I hate old people.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Good morning. That's a big shawn alradio. But twenty minutes
Doug Rice. Yes, he retired last year from the grind
of traveling on the weekends to go to the races.
We still got him here on the big show on.
Ain't gonna let him ride off when the sunset.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Hang on with Dougy right now.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Man, Hello, hey, it's heart all my life on a
fight about it?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
No, man, John bon Beetle here, we stay there.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
You they old Harry knuckle driving. I was sorry, Hoss,
I ain't got one in me today.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
What man, you sound kind of weird.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
While I'm trying to hold it down. Some half of
us is still asleep here in the motel room.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Motel room. But we called the trailer.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
Well, I got the trailer number, call forwarded to that
track phone. Y'all give me for Christmas? Yeah, men, Debora's
hold up with a big bunch of boys down days. Whoa, oh,
I ain't told y'all yet. Delbert's uncle Buck died.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Oh man, sorry to hear that. So y'all down for
the funeral.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
Shooting now we're not here for speed Week?
Speaker 11 (36:10):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (36:10):
Can afford it this year? Because Uncle Buck left Delbert
a whole bunch of money.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
How much?
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Twenty thousand dollars? Man, that's what Devert said. Man of
him closed up the body shout for the month and
brung the whole crew down here for a little four
week celebration.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Four weeks.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
Wow. Yeah, we figured we'd need some time to sober
up before we drive back home. It's been running kindly hard.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Oh how you feeling this morning?
Speaker 14 (36:33):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Too good?
Speaker 8 (36:35):
Hadn't hurt me a little bit?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Who all you got with you?
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Well? It's May and Delbort, Twitch, Gooch, Ward Hog, Tigger Party,
Marty and Bondo bas Well.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Y'all have some colorful nicknames on a man, won't you.
Speaker 15 (36:49):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (36:50):
You should hear some of the ones in this bunch
we hooked up with from Hueytown, Alabama down here. In fact,
by half of them is landing on the floor here
right now. I see there's the one that called Teeney.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Let me get us. He's probably a good size boy.
Speaker 8 (37:02):
Yeah, six eight clocks in about three fifty. This cat's
a monster. Oh and there's old g Hall g Haul.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
For some reason, this old boy just loves in some
rap music. All that Fitty sent mass But he said, dumbest,
why is looking goober? You've ever seen you live? Loo's
just like old Junior samples, So they named him g Hall.
He can be kindling with Jackass too, so it works
on more than one level. And landing right next to him,
it's his brother p did he does?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
He like rap music too.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
He's got him a little blighter control rout. Oh and
there's old skid Mark.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Whoa, I hope that's a drives real fast thing.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
No, it's underwear. Who's that under coffee table over? Oh
that's old loan Nut loan.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Nut huh kind of crazy, he keeps to himself.
Speaker 8 (37:49):
No, we is all lit up. One night last week
they throwed us out of the track for fight. This
boy blue Hot tried to climb back over the fence
and whoop the security guard when he got there. The
front of his breeches hung up when he was going
over the top.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
There, and I think we get to So where's Delbert?
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Oh he's down the hall with this wild little unity
hooked up with the other night.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Oh yeah, well who is she?
Speaker 8 (38:11):
I can't remember her real name? And old Teeney from
the Hugetown Boys calls her butterface.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Butterface? Now why is that?
Speaker 8 (38:18):
He says? Everything better looks good? Butterface? Hit it again?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Man, I gave blieve you're awake talking to us as early.
Speaker 8 (38:27):
Oh it ain't no big deal. I had to get
up anywhere to throw up again. Hey, listen, you're gonna
se grub later on. Yeah, well, well you telling him?
I said, you know what you mean?
Speaker 1 (38:36):
I don't.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
Y'all came straight up, barn I got you.
Speaker 16 (38:42):
Good morning, rolling through the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
The Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
(39:39):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. First
Cone Tight with our man Doug Rise for the twenty
twenty five nice Gar season coming up in minutes. It
is ready imout. I raise songs from the late grade.
Tim Wilson, She ain't.
Speaker 15 (39:56):
Me the older a Walter, Richard Petty, Rusty, Awesome, Bill
Old Van Gordon, Earnhartsmith, Johnson Junior.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
How as you could.
Speaker 15 (40:03):
Say, Mama was a NASCAR fan. I was born in Talladega.
In the stands, the fans all cheered the second tier,
and the loud speaker said, the boys born to drive.
We didn't have money for a pace of fire, so
I sucked on the valve off a good year tired,
A seven pound eight ounce son of the South, born
with a taste for racing in Mama. She named me
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tell Darral, Waltrip, Richard Petty, Rusty, Awesomeville, Irving Gordon, Earnhartsmith,
Johnson Junior.
Speaker 8 (40:30):
Come in down.
Speaker 15 (40:30):
I got my first real stalk car when I was nine,
had on when Mama bought off of Jeffrey bow died
the Winston cut. People said, the boy is too young,
telequalified second out Darlington.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
How in the world cut a nine year old child
hit one.
Speaker 15 (40:44):
Hundred and ninety seven min a time trial, the man said,
and Mama all to be ashamed.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
But by the way, son, tell us, what's your name.
I told him tell Darrow.
Speaker 15 (40:52):
Watrip, Richard Petty, Rusty, Awesomeville Irving, Gordon, Earnhartsmith, Johnson Junior.
I got a toys Rus sponsor and a new crew
Dayton and love to who the junior high school girls
are all cheering for me. I'm out there intimidating for
three but I ain't got room on my car. Darmaccaps
for the helmet I'm driving with to right down, Hodoro, Walter,
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Richard Petty, Rushed the awesome Beale, Norton, Earnhirshman, Johnson Junior,
Travis Tran Are you here?
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Yeah, good morning b shows on the radio. Coming up,
we'll play Beat the Blonde. But right now, the recently
retired Doug Rice. He didn't retire from life. What's part
of Doug's life is this wonderful sport of Nascar, and
now you have more time to enjoy it. But main thing,
(41:51):
let's not make this all about me enjoying you after
you're retired. I'm just thankful that you are gonna remain
with us on the big show. We will still have
you in your brain weekly here for this year. Thank
you so much for doing that. Dog It is on
loan such as it is the big show.
Speaker 17 (42:10):
And I'm truly grateful Johnny that I have not retired
from life.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
I think that would be a negative. The fact that
I'm still living. I feel great about that. Yeah, so
I thought out the speech a little further, but the
heart right. Well tell you, buddy, Well, I was talking
about we started this year like we started last year.
I don't I can't remember exactly what happened, but I
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do know William Byron won as well. In that twenty
four car.
Speaker 17 (42:39):
William Byron drove a decent race, kind of rode around
in the top third all night and DAYSNA has become
wildly predictable that you know you're going to have a
big crash in the last lap or two. Byron, fortunately
for himself, was out of the way when it got
triggered and it took out. Looked like the people that
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were going to win the race. Looked like Denny Hamlin
had a really good shot to maybe win his fourth
Daytona five hundred. He crashes, a bunch of other cars
crash out, apparently because Cole Custer's spotter mistook his car
for William Byron's car and thought he was telling Cole
to do something, but he was looking at the wrong car.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Wow, you know he's Doug. You're surprised that doesn't happen
more often. Man, I can see it happening. I mean,
especially you're at Daytona. The cars were probably a mile
and a half away from you while you're trying to spot.
But that was one of the things that triggered the
last crash. And William Byron did a great job, got
through traffic, went on and won it. Tyler Reddick finished second,
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and Jimmy Johnson, who in his return to racing after
he retired full time is it's been disastrous, hung on
and got a third place finished so that kind of
let people feel good.
Speaker 17 (43:55):
And his two team cars finished inside the top twelve.
That's the best day ever for the Legacy Motor Club.
So good, good on them.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Wow, So is that a deal. Jimmy's going to be driving,
like just picking some races this year. Yeah, he'll cherry pick.
Speaker 17 (44:11):
I think maybe the next one he's going to be
in it'll be the Coca Cola six hundred. It's good
for him to get some feedback about the cars. And
I think also that's probably something that the sponsors on
that team. Really relish is having a seven time champion
out there tooling around in one of their cars.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
We're talking to our man Doug Rice, recently retire. We're
talking about retired people still working for This is kind
of crazy head works.
Speaker 7 (44:36):
This will be a theme here.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
What about Martin Truex Junior were talking about?
Speaker 17 (44:40):
Well, Martin Truex showed back up in a tricon Motorsports
Toyota crashed out again, once again, denied a Daytona five
hundred victory.
Speaker 7 (44:49):
He has never won that race.
Speaker 17 (44:51):
And Kyle Busch was in his twentieth Daytona five hundred
running pretty well and he got caught up in a
crash near the end and took him out. So, you know,
there's been so many great drivers that finished up and
never got that opportunity. Mark Martin never won the five hundred,
Tony Stewart, Rusty Wallace, and looks like we might have
a couple of other great big names that may never
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get a Daytona five hundred win.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
That's wild. Martin Truex, is he gonna just some cherry
pick a few races this year?
Speaker 7 (45:22):
I think so. I think so.
Speaker 17 (45:23):
I mean he retired. I believe you'll probably see him
show up in some Infinity races down the road this year.
He's not really announced the schedule, but I think we'll
see him around. It is so hard for these guys
to just go cold Turkey and hang up the helmet.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
So Dale Junior's team makes his debut in the Cup Series.
Speaker 7 (45:44):
That's right, Dale Junior for the first time.
Speaker 17 (45:46):
He and his sister Kelly put together a NASCAR Cup
Series ride and went to Daytona with Justin Ahgeyer, the
defending Exfinity Series champion, their driver driving it. They qualified,
they got in the race. Junior was like Junior was
like a guy with a new puppy. Every time you
saw the car, Dale Earnhart Junior was right next to it,
and they raced smart. He got through the qualifying races,
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they got in the race. I think he got spun
out all guar did one time, but rallied back and
finished ninth. So a great debut for Justin Augeyer in
the number forty car for Junior Motorsports.
Speaker 7 (46:23):
I cannot imagine what the.
Speaker 17 (46:26):
Die cast sales are for that car and the T
shirt and all the merch that went out the door
for Dale Earnhardt Junior's team car with Justin Ageyar driving,
it has to be just incredible.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
All right, that might be helping there. Yeah, one more thing.
Doug louda chatter about Dodge returning to NASCAR.
Speaker 17 (46:45):
Yeah, we've been flirting with another manufacturer coming back into
the sport, and now we're starting to hear fairly concrete
reports that it looks like it's going to be Dodge.
That Dodge will probably first come back in the NASCAR
Truck Series with their RAM trucks, and then follow that
up by coming back into the Cup Series. Don't know
what they would race yet, but that's that's what we're
(47:07):
looking at right now. And the sport needs a fourth manufacturer,
and I think the ideal one would be Dodge. We'll
see if that plays out.
Speaker 7 (47:15):
It's got to be the Challenger, I mean, that would
make a great car.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
That is a good looking race car.
Speaker 17 (47:19):
It's good looking car period. I've always I've always liked
the design of the Dodgers. I feel like that those
cars you know what they are when you see them.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah, that's it, and uh, great kick off to the
race season. I love President Trump taking a couple of
laps in the Beast man, that thing looks pretty good.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (47:37):
I think he holds the record now for a presidential
lap at Daytonas. Yeah, good on him. And you know
it's nice. And I don't care where people's politics lies.
If the sitting president of the US decides to show
up at your event, that lends something to it. So
good on him.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yeah that's it, buddy. All right, No, well, thank you
so much. Man, can't wait to see. Oh, what happens
in Atlanta? Give me a couple of drivers, buddy.
Speaker 17 (48:00):
What happens in Atlanta? That that is another one of
these crazy places that races a lot, like Daytona and Talladega.
The Fords from Penske were so good. Joey Logano's car
was light years better than anybody at Daytona. So I
like the Pinske Fords led by Joey Logano in Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
All right, buddy, thank you so much. We'll talk to
you all right, guys. I love it, Hi, my boy, Ahi, y'all,
let's play Beat the Blonde. Come on one night under
Big Joe. We'll get a goodness and do it next
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Speaker 5 (09:59):
But it hey, John bo, Hey, we miss hearing you
guys on the local radio station. But thanks for Jackie,
you guys will be tuned in on the iPod now,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Gotta damn buddy. All right, we jump out. Let's get
you jump on you news so we can get our
time capsule for saying. It is Thursday Moon.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
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Thank god they got to be that easy, because it's
all one is use the badges. It live in the
living room. Good morning radio done right, Thursday morning Big
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shows on the radio. Well, there's always something exciting happening
in beautiful Dismal secret South Mala. And here to tell
us all about it is the Mayor himself, the Honorable
Merwin co fiddle Swoop.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
Good morning, mister Mayor. Good morning John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners. So what's coming up for Dismal Seepage
Succinct and to the point, John Boy, I'm proud to
announce that this weekend will be the second annual Dismal
Seepage Snakes Alive, Reptile Expo and Convention, a weekend to
celebrate the world's vast array of slithering, scampering, scaly superstars. Wow,
(13:31):
that sounds interesting. That's the whole idea, John Boy. As usual,
the weekend kicks off with the big parade down Main Street.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
The Shriners will be on hand.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
All those little cars have been connected nose to bumper
and painted in the snake motif. They'll be slithering along
like a long gas powered python.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Well, I bet that's something to see.
Speaker 11 (13:51):
Your vivid imagination is always on point, John Boy, the
Kathy Griffin She Serpent Academy Marching Band will be providing
the jams and bringing up the rear will be a
fifteen hundred pound deadly lethal Komodo dragon ridden by local
DJ Uncle Boobs, sponsored by Dismal Seepage Emergency Animal Bite
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Clinic and Exotic Florist.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Well, this DJ sounds like he could be in a
lot of danger. He'll be just fined. Well, then why
aren't you riding it?
Speaker 11 (14:20):
The weekend is jam pack with all sorts of activities
for all ages. We'll have a fashion show presented by
Lizard Tailor Lingerie delicate unmentionables in various snake and lizard patterns,
plus sizes available.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I bet you love that.
Speaker 11 (14:37):
For the kids, we've got lizard races. Gerdie Grundles Galloping
geckos will be running around a little obstacle course.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Kids can cheer on their favorites.
Speaker 11 (14:47):
If your gecko wins, good for you.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
No prizes.
Speaker 11 (14:52):
Well, that insurance company was going to but backed out.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Ah, I guess they didn't want to make the check
out to you. Us girkins.
Speaker 11 (15:01):
Grappling Gators will be putting on a show Gator wrestling.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh school, I like it.
Speaker 11 (15:06):
Really old school. The Gators wrestle each other. Wow, Well,
so what appenson losers? That's a great looking question, John
Boy introducing Lefty Flunkerton's Gator Q. We'll be there with
their famous food truck with Gormet Gator goodies and don't
mess out on the health food options at Googo Gomez
Snake and Bake, which is pretty much what it sounds like.
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The big closing night concert will be one to remember.
Snoop Snaky Dow will be doing all his raptile hits,
Julio Iguana will be crooning all of his Latin love songs,
and our headliner Neil Diamondback will rattle off all his
chart toppers and hang around afterwards to see who wins
the car given a car away.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's more like it.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
Yes, it's called popcorn surprise entrance said with a bucket
of popcorn on their lap, each with a snake in
the bottom. Whoever eats the most popcorn without getting bitten
wins the car laying. Oh John Boy, that wouldn't be seemly.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That's too bad, because I'm sure it wouldn't be the
first time you had a snake filled popcorn bugging on
your lap. So come on down.
Speaker 11 (16:14):
To the big dismal Sepid Snakes Alive Festival.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
You'll be saying fangs for the memory. Oh no, this
ain't no more popcorn. Good morning, A big shows on
the radio.
Speaker 11 (16:27):
Hangout all right, listen to you, mog It's time to
button your yaps. Say I'm trying to listen to these
two o clowns, John Boy and Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
It's big.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
Sayin't bigger than big? It's your normal? Say he's adorable.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for
your Thursday and February twentieth man look at her. About
one week from tomorrow, Big Show listeners in the Knoxville,
Tennessee area, you got in tendency jibe, Mother Mary, my
new favorite sounded rock band, The Shed in Maryville, Tennessee,
would be playing one week from tomorrow. Twenty Tema said,
(17:39):
uh huh, I definitely know what you mean. As here
I gotta heard from my girl. Bridget from Wisconsin formed
the United Special Sportsman Alliance on the Big Shows some
twenty five years ago, thanking all y'all that we had
kids and veterans some successful hunts the last time we talked.
(18:03):
Let me see notably three of the hunters of Purple
Heart recipients will Bear hunts that we had this year
had three more group pheasant hunts. Fifteen disabled veterans participated.
EA's got birds, man, that's awesome. We're looking for some
stuff coming up. If you got kids and veterans to participate.
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We need kids eight to seventeen years old and veterans
with a disability to participate in our free turkey hunts
that's coming up this spring. Man spring turkey season. We
got you covered in Alabama, Illinois, Tennessee, Virginia, and Wisconsin. Additionally,
we needed children six to eighteen years with disabilities for
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our group fishing trips. We got them all over as well,
in Alabama, Kentucky, New York, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Wisconsin.
More details than flyers. To see if this will work
for you, veterans or kids, go to child's wish dot
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and flowers and thank you all for everybody for donating.
The hunts and the fishing trips is always just so cool.
The only thing we look for are the kids and
the veterans to make their days to put on these
free hunts and fishing trips. Good stuff, Child's wish dot Org.
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, We
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Com hang on playboard in minutes where right now from
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Marsie Tata Mary.
Speaker 14 (19:58):
We're gonna take a look and see what everybody was
watching over President's Day weekend. Coming in first place, Captain America.
Brave New World opened up at eighty eight point five
million dollars millions, lots of millions. There it scored the
fourth best President Day launch, behind Black Panther, Deadpool, and
ant Man and the Wasp.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
That it just started on Monday.
Speaker 14 (20:21):
It debuted on Friday, and they counted it all the
way through Yeah, President's Day through Monday, got it all right.
The sequel Paddington and Peru opened up in second place
second place. Heart Eyes dropped from second to third place.
Last week's top movie, dog Man, fell to fourth place.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
The Adult Movies pushed it out.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Killed It.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
And fifth.
Speaker 14 (20:47):
Fifth place was a movie that debuted Unaiza two n
E second word z h A, then the number.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Two za too.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
It's a Chinese animated fantasy.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Love those Johnny's Fantasy Anime short list in the World
of entertainment this week.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
I mean it did well, did seven point two million,
so some people anime's bach.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Go ahead?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Have you all right? All right, you old folks. But
Monkey comes out this Friday.
Speaker 14 (21:23):
This is starring Elijah Wood, Oz Perkins and Theo James.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
It's a horror The Monkey, The Monkey. It's a horror movie.
You're thinking real Monkey like a you like King Kong? Right, Nope.
Speaker 14 (21:34):
It's based on a short story from Stephen King back
in nineteen eighty.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
The Monkey's about two.
Speaker 14 (21:39):
Brothers who find a mysterious wind up monkey that plays
cymbals up in their dad's attic.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Creepy Yes, yes, hit it.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
On the head and then we'll go with its teeth right.
Speaker 14 (21:56):
Well, they find it apparently, get it to place, and
a series of gruesome depths start right after they do.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
So hard come true.
Speaker 14 (22:07):
Yeah, you're like, you knew that monkey was after you
and my younger brother had one, and I don't know
where it went.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
So now I'm scared to go dig it up. Okay,
some things are gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You would like grow? No, that would you in the
middle of the symbols. Wow, that is one there.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
You should have done the rewrite.
Speaker 14 (22:29):
Also opening up Friday, The Unbreakable Boy. It's a drama,
but it stars Zachary Levi and Patricia Heaton.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
It's about a.
Speaker 14 (22:37):
Young boy with both a rare brittle bone disease and autism.
But what makes him truly unique is his joyous, funny,
life affirming worldview and that transforms and unites everyone around him.
So it says it's a drama, but it must have
some comedy and it's some bright spots, so family movie.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Streaming streaming, I'll start.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I watched The Gorge. It's on Apple TV.
Speaker 14 (23:02):
Plus it's a movie, so it's not a series of
stream but it's a movie to stream and it has
Miles Teller, Anya Taylor Joy and Sigourney Weaver in it.
And it's about two highly trained operatives, like great shots,
and they can kick butt. And they're assigned to posts
to guard and guard towers opposite sides from each other,
the east and the west, and they are watching over
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a classified gorge. They're protecting the world from like this
mysterious evil that lurks within. They don't know what's in
they're not allowed to talk to each other, but somehow
romance ensues and they got to keep whatever's in the
gorge in the gorge.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
No, I just let you know.
Speaker 14 (23:41):
There is a little love, a little love thing part
of it. But yeah, I mean they're there for a year,
so you know.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
That's right. So it's Dark Ranger.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
This week is the series?
Speaker 11 (23:55):
John?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Yeah, third season started, while starts tomorrow Thursday whenever.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
What's it on on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
On Netflix?
Speaker 11 (24:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
All right, all right, let me say The Night Agent
watching That Night Agent. The first season was better than
this season. Yeah, we're trying to go slow. It got
really slow.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Is this about the agent that is that.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Room just watching in the White House. Yeah, so that
was the first season. So now he's out on the streets.
He's out for about Yeah, he was on the streets,
so that is it's a little slow now it is.
The first season was great. That's hell on wheels, Hell
on wheels. Who was on Paramount? Plus? That must be
a Taylor Sheridan deal. It's like when they're laying track
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and making the railroads across America. Town that travels with it.
And yeah, he's an ex Confederates. Get some good, ye,
some good watching. The wife won't watch it, so yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
And I apologize, I misspoke. Rich Reacher is actually on Prime.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, all right, and then the Severn Steal. Had to
go back and watch the severance the first season. Let
my wife, I try to get her watchings over. Now
she's all lost, so I just gotta get a start over.
Speaker 9 (25:12):
I'll come over and watch the first season again with
her because I'm lost and I saw it.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
It's tough, all right, Right, there's the list.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
All right, good work there, Marshall, thank you. Right, Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play john Boy Jeopardy.
All right, let's jump on in here. Shadow. We won't
review yesterday's question. We found out Lots of people say
they want to do this, but only a few of
them actually do. Some even die trying. On average attempting,
it'll set you back around forty five grand.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
What is climbing Mount Everest?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Mount Everest? Man, it's just starting off. You need to
spend about five to seven thousand dollars on gear because
they hear it gets cold up there. Need more information,
give us a call.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Now.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Today? Is John boyd Jeopardy statically speaking, unless that's supposed
to be statistically that Teddy's been having trouble with static electricity.
Statistically speaking, you are more likely to get sick after
visiting one of these than any other public facility.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
What is the infield porter potty at Daytona?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I like you've been there? No what y'all got one?
Eight hundred bikes? Show you told free line?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
We go?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Do we get a winner? We play John Boy Jebtey Next,
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Good Morning? It's a big sean alradio. Really do you?
Thursday February twentieth Our ficture track from the Big Show
bit Box Mister Haney's Hilipinos School. There's for keywords, Hainey's
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Speaker 9 (27:19):
It's John Boy jefli wo and now a man who
doesn't need to climb Mount Everest to prove anything.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Heck, he's happy if he can get his legs through
his underwear without losing his balance.
Speaker 11 (27:32):
He's John Boy may success.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
It's true. Keith out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Good morning, Keith,
John boy, buddy, our Keith, you got first shot at
it this morning. Statistically speaking, you're more likely to get
sick after visiting one of these than any other public facility.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
I have young kids, and I would guess it was
a school.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Ah, so let's see. Is it a school of young
kids that had been my guess? Right?
Speaker 11 (28:17):
There?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Does have Nheith, You will be careful them kids. Bring
it home, all right, buddy, appreciate you. Let's go to
Joel in Timpton, Oklahoma. Good morning, Joel. Good morning, Hey buddy.
So uh you're up, Joel? What do you think public
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facility liable to come home sick? Number one on the list?
You think a hospital? You're it? Okay? Is it a hospital?
Speaker 14 (28:49):
Yes? It is.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I Your odds are one in fifteenth. If you wondered
about that hack y'all. Look at you, buddy, We're sending
you one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not
cleaning products your place in Tipton, Oklahoma.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
You're welcome. All ride now it is your news. Right
on the other side, grumpy old man, promise that good morning.
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I got a big should the radio looking about twenty
minutes in a call. The hoots want you to be
around for that right now. All right, let's new this.
Speaker 11 (30:19):
Ah p libberty flu. I'm old and I hate old people.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
That's right.
Speaker 11 (30:26):
I done turned on my own kind. I hate myself
and I like it.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I love it.
Speaker 11 (30:34):
In my day, we didn't have no wrinkly, rankly, grouchy, grisly,
mothball smelling jerreton guzzlin rock and chair hogging, prostrate swelling, hairline,
receiving false teeth, chattering, wheezing, wobbly know it all senior citizens.
We were young, and we were stupid, and we were
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living the dream. We didn't need a pig ignorant paradise
added by the so called experts with all their life
experience and boring stories about how they grew up in
simpler times. Simpler times, we were eating our young and
drinking out of.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
The open air toilet.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
You can't get much simpler than that.
Speaker 11 (31:17):
And the last thing we wanted was some babbling geezer
jaw boning about ancient history and killing our buzz. So
we decided to take matters into our own hands. When
somebody got old enough to tell us how things were
in the good old days, we'd kill him with a
shower of boulders and feed his coccas to the wolverines.
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Even if he promised to keep his big mouth shut
and go off and live in the.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Hills, we figured, why take the chance.
Speaker 11 (31:45):
We'd bury him up to his neck in the mud,
paint his head like a watermelon, and let the mule
have him. I knew Billy would like that. It was
like living in that movie Logan's Run. You hit the
ripe old age of thirty and it was Nai Charlie
before you got start harping about how that music is
just a bunch of noise, and the way them young
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and is dressed nowadays, and getting up with a rooster.
You got whacked like one of the sopranos. The way
we saw it when we pushed them over a cliff,
and a barrel and nails. We were doing them a favor.
You couldn't wait till the day when you could blow
out those birthday candles and throw yourself into the wood
chipper and do something useful for the community.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Empty dangledoo.
Speaker 11 (32:28):
Look at me. I'm a thirty year old baby, eating
backwards backwards moron with my head painted like a watermelon,
then living on barren time. Somebody please kill me before
I start telling total strangers about the horrors of nine
tens of percent on a gallon of gas and stealing
battery from the five and dime. Here I come, Lord,
Here I come, Hallelujah.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
And we liked it.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
We loved it, And there weren't no exceptions to the
rule neither. But one fellow was smart enough to sneak
Pastor Golie. His name was Larry Shinkelfelter, and he was
nearly eighty years old. He wasn't born in our town.
He was from up north. When he come to town,
he told us he was twenty years old. And then
all Yankees looked all wrinkly on account of the rain
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and a four pack of they habit. When we called
him on it, he showed us his birth certificate that
lucky bastard was born on the leap Heer, and he
rubbed our noses and and every chance he got, so
when we figured we couldn't kill him legally, we used
our noodles. We took him to the saloon to see
the girly show, and when them gals started doing Huchi coucie,
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he started to sweat, and he pounded down a passel
of pickled pig's feet and halla penies. He sweat a
little bit more. He was holding his own till one
of them boobies popped out. His head burst like a
full tick. He grabbed his chest and started turning blue.
When people tried to rush her to help him, we
helped him back, saying, oh, he's only twenty years old.
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He's just playing around, and we laughed to beat the band.
At his funeral, we all sat around crying crocodile tears
and saying he was so young. Then we got to
lick it up and ransacked his house. Boogle Dee bag
of the bongo, look at me, I'm sir, Jack, asked
the Geezer slayer. Behold the polpy noggin of leap Ye
(34:19):
Larry the lion Yankee. I killed him with pickled meats
and perky teats. Hurry up, let's get him in the
ground so I can go steal his woodstove. What a
glorious society we've created, Uh, libberty flu I hate old people.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Good morning. That's a big shawn alradio. But twenty minutes
Doug Rice. Yes, he retired last year from the grind
of traveling on the weekends to go to the races.
We still got him here on the big show on.
Ain't gonna let him ride off when the sunset.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Hang on with Dougy right now.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Man, Hello, hey, it's heart all my life on a
fight about it?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
No, man, John bon Beetle here, we stay there.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
You they old Harry knuckle driving. I was sorry, Hoss,
I ain't got one in me today.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
What man, you sound kind of weird.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
While I'm trying to hold it down. Some half of
us is still asleep here in the motel room.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Motel room. But we called the trailer.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
Well, I got the trailer number, call forwarded to that
track phone. Y'all give me for Christmas? Yeah, men, Debora's
hold up with a big bunch of boys down days. Whoa, oh,
I ain't told y'all yet. Delbert's uncle Buck died.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Oh man, sorry to hear that. So y'all down for
the funeral.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
Shooting now we're not here for speed Week?
Speaker 11 (36:10):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (36:10):
Can afford it this year? Because Uncle Buck left Delbert
a whole bunch of money.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
How much?
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Twenty thousand dollars? Man, that's what Devert said. Man of
him closed up the body shout for the month and
brung the whole crew down here for a little four
week celebration.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Four weeks.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
Wow. Yeah, we figured we'd need some time to sober
up before we drive back home. It's been running kindly hard.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Oh how you feeling this morning?
Speaker 14 (36:33):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Too good?
Speaker 8 (36:35):
Hadn't hurt me a little bit?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Who all you got with you?
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Well? It's May and Delbort, Twitch, Gooch, Ward Hog, Tigger Party,
Marty and Bondo bas Well.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Y'all have some colorful nicknames on a man, won't you.
Speaker 15 (36:49):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (36:50):
You should hear some of the ones in this bunch
we hooked up with from Hueytown, Alabama down here. In fact,
by half of them is landing on the floor here
right now. I see there's the one that called Teeney.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Let me get us. He's probably a good size boy.
Speaker 8 (37:02):
Yeah, six eight clocks in about three fifty. This cat's
a monster. Oh and there's old g Hall g Haul.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
For some reason, this old boy just loves in some
rap music. All that Fitty sent mass But he said, dumbest,
why is looking goober? You've ever seen you live? Loo's
just like old Junior samples, So they named him g Hall.
He can be kindling with Jackass too, so it works
on more than one level. And landing right next to him,
it's his brother p did he does?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
He like rap music too.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
He's got him a little blighter control rout. Oh and
there's old skid Mark.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Whoa, I hope that's a drives real fast thing.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
No, it's underwear. Who's that under coffee table over? Oh
that's old loan Nut loan.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Nut huh kind of crazy, he keeps to himself.
Speaker 8 (37:49):
No, we is all lit up. One night last week
they throwed us out of the track for fight. This
boy blue Hot tried to climb back over the fence
and whoop the security guard when he got there. The
front of his breeches hung up when he was going
over the top.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
There, and I think we get to So where's Delbert?
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Oh he's down the hall with this wild little unity
hooked up with the other night.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Oh yeah, well who is she?
Speaker 8 (38:11):
I can't remember her real name? And old Teeney from
the Hugetown Boys calls her butterface.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Butterface? Now why is that?
Speaker 8 (38:18):
He says? Everything better looks good? Butterface? Hit it again?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Man, I gave blieve you're awake talking to us as early.
Speaker 8 (38:27):
Oh it ain't no big deal. I had to get
up anywhere to throw up again. Hey, listen, you're gonna
se grub later on. Yeah, well, well you telling him?
I said, you know what you mean?
Speaker 1 (38:36):
I don't.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
Y'all came straight up, barn I got you.
Speaker 16 (38:42):
Good morning, rolling through the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
The Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
(39:39):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. First
Cone Tight with our man Doug Rise for the twenty
twenty five nice Gar season coming up in minutes. It
is ready imout. I raise songs from the late grade.
Tim Wilson, She ain't.
Speaker 15 (39:56):
Me the older a Walter, Richard Petty, Rusty, Awesome, Bill
Old Van Gordon, Earnhartsmith, Johnson Junior.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
How as you could.
Speaker 15 (40:03):
Say, Mama was a NASCAR fan. I was born in Talladega.
In the stands, the fans all cheered the second tier,
and the loud speaker said, the boys born to drive.
We didn't have money for a pace of fire, so
I sucked on the valve off a good year tired,
A seven pound eight ounce son of the South, born
with a taste for racing in Mama. She named me
(40:24):
tell Darral, Waltrip, Richard Petty, Rusty, Awesomeville, Irving Gordon, Earnhartsmith,
Johnson Junior.
Speaker 8 (40:30):
Come in down.
Speaker 15 (40:30):
I got my first real stalk car when I was nine,
had on when Mama bought off of Jeffrey bow died
the Winston cut. People said, the boy is too young,
telequalified second out Darlington.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
How in the world cut a nine year old child
hit one.
Speaker 15 (40:44):
Hundred and ninety seven min a time trial, the man said,
and Mama all to be ashamed.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
But by the way, son, tell us, what's your name.
I told him tell Darrow.
Speaker 15 (40:52):
Watrip, Richard Petty, Rusty, Awesomeville Irving, Gordon, Earnhartsmith, Johnson Junior.
I got a toys Rus sponsor and a new crew
Dayton and love to who the junior high school girls
are all cheering for me. I'm out there intimidating for
three but I ain't got room on my car. Darmaccaps
for the helmet I'm driving with to right down, Hodoro, Walter,
(41:15):
Richard Petty, Rushed the awesome Beale, Norton, Earnhirshman, Johnson Junior,
Travis Tran Are you here?
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Yeah, good morning b shows on the radio. Coming up,
we'll play Beat the Blonde. But right now, the recently
retired Doug Rice. He didn't retire from life. What's part
of Doug's life is this wonderful sport of Nascar, and
now you have more time to enjoy it. But main thing,
(41:51):
let's not make this all about me enjoying you after
you're retired. I'm just thankful that you are gonna remain
with us on the big show. We will still have
you in your brain weekly here for this year. Thank
you so much for doing that. Dog It is on
loan such as it is the big show.
Speaker 17 (42:10):
And I'm truly grateful Johnny that I have not retired
from life.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
I think that would be a negative. The fact that
I'm still living. I feel great about that. Yeah, so
I thought out the speech a little further, but the
heart right. Well tell you, buddy, Well, I was talking
about we started this year like we started last year.
I don't I can't remember exactly what happened, but I
(42:35):
do know William Byron won as well. In that twenty
four car.
Speaker 17 (42:39):
William Byron drove a decent race, kind of rode around
in the top third all night and DAYSNA has become
wildly predictable that you know you're going to have a
big crash in the last lap or two. Byron, fortunately
for himself, was out of the way when it got
triggered and it took out. Looked like the people that
(43:00):
were going to win the race. Looked like Denny Hamlin
had a really good shot to maybe win his fourth
Daytona five hundred. He crashes, a bunch of other cars
crash out, apparently because Cole Custer's spotter mistook his car
for William Byron's car and thought he was telling Cole
to do something, but he was looking at the wrong car.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Wow, you know he's Doug. You're surprised that doesn't happen
more often. Man, I can see it happening. I mean,
especially you're at Daytona. The cars were probably a mile
and a half away from you while you're trying to spot.
But that was one of the things that triggered the
last crash. And William Byron did a great job, got
through traffic, went on and won it. Tyler Reddick finished second,
(43:44):
and Jimmy Johnson, who in his return to racing after
he retired full time is it's been disastrous, hung on
and got a third place finished so that kind of
let people feel good.
Speaker 17 (43:55):
And his two team cars finished inside the top twelve.
That's the best day ever for the Legacy Motor Club.
So good, good on them.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Wow, So is that a deal. Jimmy's going to be driving,
like just picking some races this year. Yeah, he'll cherry pick.
Speaker 17 (44:11):
I think maybe the next one he's going to be
in it'll be the Coca Cola six hundred. It's good
for him to get some feedback about the cars. And
I think also that's probably something that the sponsors on
that team. Really relish is having a seven time champion
out there tooling around in one of their cars.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
We're talking to our man Doug Rice, recently retire. We're
talking about retired people still working for This is kind
of crazy head works.
Speaker 7 (44:36):
This will be a theme here.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
What about Martin Truex Junior were talking about?
Speaker 17 (44:40):
Well, Martin Truex showed back up in a tricon Motorsports
Toyota crashed out again, once again, denied a Daytona five
hundred victory.
Speaker 7 (44:49):
He has never won that race.
Speaker 17 (44:51):
And Kyle Busch was in his twentieth Daytona five hundred
running pretty well and he got caught up in a
crash near the end and took him out. So, you know,
there's been so many great drivers that finished up and
never got that opportunity. Mark Martin never won the five hundred,
Tony Stewart, Rusty Wallace, and looks like we might have
a couple of other great big names that may never
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get a Daytona five hundred win.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
That's wild. Martin Truex, is he gonna just some cherry
pick a few races this year?
Speaker 7 (45:22):
I think so. I think so.
Speaker 17 (45:23):
I mean he retired. I believe you'll probably see him
show up in some Infinity races down the road this year.
He's not really announced the schedule, but I think we'll
see him around. It is so hard for these guys
to just go cold Turkey and hang up the helmet.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
So Dale Junior's team makes his debut in the Cup Series.
Speaker 7 (45:44):
That's right, Dale Junior for the first time.
Speaker 17 (45:46):
He and his sister Kelly put together a NASCAR Cup
Series ride and went to Daytona with Justin Ahgeyer, the
defending Exfinity Series champion, their driver driving it. They qualified,
they got in the race. Junior was like Junior was
like a guy with a new puppy. Every time you
saw the car, Dale Earnhart Junior was right next to it,
and they raced smart. He got through the qualifying races,
(46:10):
they got in the race. I think he got spun
out all guar did one time, but rallied back and
finished ninth. So a great debut for Justin Augeyer in
the number forty car for Junior Motorsports.
Speaker 7 (46:23):
I cannot imagine what the.
Speaker 17 (46:26):
Die cast sales are for that car and the T
shirt and all the merch that went out the door
for Dale Earnhardt Junior's team car with Justin Ageyar driving,
it has to be just incredible.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
All right, that might be helping there. Yeah, one more thing.
Doug louda chatter about Dodge returning to NASCAR.
Speaker 17 (46:45):
Yeah, we've been flirting with another manufacturer coming back into
the sport, and now we're starting to hear fairly concrete
reports that it looks like it's going to be Dodge.
That Dodge will probably first come back in the NASCAR
Truck Series with their RAM trucks, and then follow that
up by coming back into the Cup Series. Don't know
what they would race yet, but that's that's what we're
(47:07):
looking at right now. And the sport needs a fourth manufacturer,
and I think the ideal one would be Dodge. We'll
see if that plays out.
Speaker 7 (47:15):
It's got to be the Challenger, I mean, that would
make a great car.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
That is a good looking race car.
Speaker 17 (47:19):
It's good looking car period. I've always I've always liked
the design of the Dodgers. I feel like that those
cars you know what they are when you see them.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah, that's it, and uh, great kick off to the
race season. I love President Trump taking a couple of
laps in the Beast man, that thing looks pretty good.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (47:37):
I think he holds the record now for a presidential
lap at Daytonas. Yeah, good on him. And you know
it's nice. And I don't care where people's politics lies.
If the sitting president of the US decides to show
up at your event, that lends something to it. So
good on him.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yeah that's it, buddy. All right, No, well, thank you
so much. Man, can't wait to see. Oh, what happens
in Atlanta? Give me a couple of drivers, buddy.
Speaker 17 (48:00):
What happens in Atlanta? That that is another one of
these crazy places that races a lot, like Daytona and Talladega.
The Fords from Penske were so good. Joey Logano's car
was light years better than anybody at Daytona. So I
like the Pinske Fords led by Joey Logano in Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
All right, buddy, thank you so much. We'll talk to
you all right, guys. I love it, Hi, my boy, Ahi, y'all,
let's play Beat the Blonde. Come on one night under
Big Joe. We'll get a goodness and do it next
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