August 21, 2025 • 42 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll get into Saddam’s Love Shack.. - then run over to Doodle’s Hair Salon.. - Cadillac was on our Date In History list for today - so we’ll dig up the Cadillac On Guard predictions we accidentally made.. - Ike Turner responds to a letter regarding the Pros and Cons of girlfriends.. - Our man with the NASCAR plan, Doug Rice will get us On Track with a recap of last weekend’s race in Richmond - and a look ahead to this weekend’s run at Daytona.. - and we’ll save the last dance for Rev. Sincere and Goober with a store of theft and redemption called, “The Preacher’s Bicycle…
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shin extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry but a brain
transplanted a little lot of my league. But I'll take
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Ah?
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Molded like moldy.
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A couple of wild and crazy detectives. What kind of
car did they drive?
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Oh?
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Man, I can see it, am I, and they got them.
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four hundred and seventeen million dollars to a woman who
developed ovarian cancer after using their talk based products. Was
it the powder stuffn't put up their wood?
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Wow?
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Well four hundred.
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Seven things just in the region, but yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, A whole lot of talk products went away right
after that. Quietly even I used a deodorant name from
Sure that was powder Fresh Gone.
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At the gone.
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And you can still see Late Night on TV. The
lawyers are still like, have you who are you affected?
Did you use powder?
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Yeah? Oh right? Well let's move up to twenty twenty three,
where Charles Martinette, the voice of Mario in Nintendo's video games,
retired after twenty seven years. Yeah, it's a bottrio about that.
You know, Peta has a new thing underway. They're all
against there you go, Yeah, yeah, I got it. Right here,
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Dada got that PENA urges Nintendo to remove Mario cart
World Col's nose ring. Okay, dog, Now what is the
deal with that? Mean? Because because there's a cow in
the game and we got a nose ring in it,
or are you supposed to.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Drive the cart like you can pick your avatar to
be in the car. And so one of them is
a ca and they've got a ring in their nose
and they think it's mean because it's it's propelling the
you know, cruelty to animals where the players are like, now,
they're just cool.
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He's got a piercing I'll.
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Tell you what. Yeah, what what's that all about? Why
do you worry about humans? Right?
Speaker 10 (05:16):
I say that cow can take that ring out of
his nose when I get mine.
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Now before that nowhere, Well there you go think about
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This should really be a lot of fun.
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three video games? Ready go?
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August twenty first first thing this morning, This up Nick.
(08:54):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one ex sports Good morning, make Shaw's
on the radio. Oh so, Olive Gardener explains some bread
sticks in your pocketbook. I'm gonna have to tell myself
(09:19):
a minute. Me and my wife put a red lobster
out of business on Park Road in Charlotte, North Carolina. Billy,
you know to depart when I first moved here to
the apartment right across the street. Sure when they would
have all he could eat crab? N oh man, I
could eat some crab. So even had a whole pocket book.
I just call it the get you crab pocketbook. Just
(09:40):
bring an old one. So I need the legs. I mean,
it wasn't like I was stealing because the knuckles. You know,
after you break the legs off, I'm put the knuckles
in her pocketbook because take them home and when you
got some time and pick them out. But when you're
sitting there, you know I'm cracking them legs. You want
to see me. I'm a machine like that. And then
the knuckles and pocket book. It was funny calling should
(10:02):
have to keep the pocketbook outside. Yeah, yeah, get your
crab person.
Speaker 12 (10:09):
I there it comes eve and that, ladies and gentlemen,
is a sign of true love.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
She knew what he meant when he said, go get
your crab pocket.
Speaker 13 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I was worked out in my life when I went
out of business. She said, say what you do?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
I'm sorry.
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Sure, we're all We're all out of crab legs. Oh
and no fill up on sides hotel. Let them fries
and slow and puppies go get on the crab jaun
boy and Billy. I'm the Kidden five.
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It was making a rain in four B.
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Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning BEG Show's on
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the radio. Hook us up on talent agents here. Who's
on the desk this morning?
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Hello, Red Hot Turn Incorporated, Tensil Town Gleams. It's shining
teeth waiting to devour the unsuspecting innocence, the glam flashball,
or perhaps another career flaming out in that consuming fire
of the crew mistress known as shame. How many I
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direct your call?
Speaker 12 (11:46):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Is this mister Pasto?
Speaker 14 (11:49):
No?
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This is yeah see O. Not your usual happy go
lucky phone greeting poetry today.
Speaker 13 (11:56):
Oh my new boyfriend wrote that for.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Me new boyfriend. Huh so uh, I'm.
Speaker 13 (12:00):
Trying some of those different I'm dating a college guy.
He's one of those brooding bohemian types, you know, almost
completely broke. But he's got a real poet's soul.
Speaker 14 (12:10):
You know.
Speaker 13 (12:11):
We've been hanging out at Starbucks a lot, drinking lattes
and read and beat nick poetry.
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If you're hanging out of Starbucks all the time, I
can tell you why it's almost completely broke.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (12:22):
All, wait, here's one I wrote you.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (12:25):
Tears stained my face as I beheld the broken dreams
of hundreds of creative souls crushed beneath the reels of
the monster truck known as celebrity.
Speaker 11 (12:39):
Is that better?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Still?
Speaker 5 (12:41):
A tad dart?
Speaker 13 (12:42):
Okay, Okay, I know what you want. Frogs or snack
kittens are furry. If you needn't act, please half a merry.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You can't beat the classics? Is a head soul sucker
in Sorry.
Speaker 13 (12:55):
Babe, he's out in La closing a deal with George Clooney.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Really no, not.
Speaker 13 (13:01):
On a second, Hey, may Good, Roses a red violence Er,
Blue Jimbo and Bobby you're holding on tu see, he chuckled,
let's tell you guys are perfect for each other.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Hawky, Hello, Jimbo.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, hey, just call and see if you got any
gigs lined up for us.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Let me see it. Wow, I actually have several things
marked with your names on them, including, get this, a
couple of TV shows.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Wha really?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Well like what let's see. ABC's got one in the works.
They're having trouble casting for it. Apparently it's called Extreme
Makeover Full Bodied Dermabration Edition.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
They will pass on that one.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Oh okay, how about this queer eye for the cable guy.
I think Larry already turned him down.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Now when he give him your name? Thanks, but no thanks.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Oh, here's one that's got Jimbo written all over it.
VH one. They've already lined up a deal with Taco
bell as the primary sponsor. Well, what's it called Celebrity
Fart Club? Come on, tell me you're not perfect for
that one?
Speaker 9 (14:10):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I think you need to take our career a little
more seriously.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Booah, I beg to differ you do. Yes, I need
to take your career a lot more serious.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Any idea when that might kick in?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
As the magic eight ball might say, not clear, Ask
again later Murray.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You've never once come through with a big.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Deal for Ooh, back it down a notts babe. You're
never gonna land the big time gigs. You're always looking
that doc pitched off at the world.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It's not the world. It's just one person in particular.
Oh really who uh see if you can guess, all right,
it's the person who's made a living for years trading
on my good name, the one who's supposed to have
my best interest at heart but lets me down every time.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Oh, I get it, Bobby, huh you know, just be
cween and me. I knew that guy was gonna in
trouble from the beginning.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Date.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Let's do a private meeting later. We'll hash it all
out in the meantime, just to act like nothing wrong.
What so Yeah, I'll get back to you on that. Hey, listen,
let's do the Lynch thing later. Have you a machine
called my machine and give my love to my best now, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
That's Billy, Him, Joe and Jimbo.
Speaker 13 (15:21):
Why call me?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Good morning, everybody. The big show is on the radio. Hangout,
we're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 15 (15:30):
I'm not an actor, damn you, I'm a movie Stop
I did what play in summer stuff. I have one line.
I thank god I can write down old my bees.
I'm the dump boy and Billy Big Show.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for you.
August twenty first. It was on this date twenty three
years ago to President Bushtow reporters at this Texas ranch
housting Iraq Saddam Hussein was in the interest to the world.
But then the catered the US was in no hurry
because we knew it was gonna get them. We spent
I sent our special lops over there. They chased them
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across the country. Memories where I got some marble from
one of his palaces bathrooms. Ye say, he had like
twenty palaces. And then yeah, then they came upon this
one palace. They said they used it as his love shot.
Oh yeah, I was just begging for a song here
for the big show. And this is what we came
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up with.
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If you see a faded sign by the side of
the road that says fifteen miles to.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
The shack, racky.
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Looking yeway, I got me a hot tubby says Biggers
away and the head and one down to the love shack.
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I got that ja goozzy.
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It seats about twenty soul.
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Hurry up and bring that hot new honey.
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He's a little love placement. Yes, free gay.
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Shot baby, love shack baby.
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Shack shack, un shot shot, un shot shot, un shot shot.
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Sign says stay away, fools, shaddam rules at the love
of shot, and it said right.
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Smack in the middle of my rack. It's a funky
old shack and your better stay back. Soldiers on the
front hole.
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Snigger's in the driveway, thistles in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
She's in a hot shot place where we shack.
Speaker 19 (19:07):
He love shack baby, freaking and rubbing dad. He needs
some loving right.
Speaker 16 (19:20):
Next to nothing because it's hot as an oven. The
full shock chimmy, the full shack chimmy. The full shot
jimmy is when cluster bomb starts dropping around, then the
brown then the doll folks lighting up outside just to
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get down, freaking little shock.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Shin.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Yeah, hey girl, you got it going on with your
fine shaf I.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Mean you are thick.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Oh so damn, it's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh day he getting my card.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
He did keep in my card detailed listen to you.
Speaker 16 (20:06):
Hopped in my Hoptopics and figures a well, and it's
about to say I got a jack oozy. It's it's
about twenty so come on and bring that part new bonny.
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That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 16 (20:32):
Love shot baby shah.
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Shure.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
That's why it's up.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Hey girl, who do you like better? Oo day or
KHUSEI I like the daddy?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
No you did?
Speaker 13 (20:53):
Dom he fine? Yeah he old to yo.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
You need a cord one.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I do me too, I f right?
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Bang bang on the door. Hey, did anybody else hear the.
Speaker 9 (21:11):
Bang on the door?
Speaker 6 (21:13):
No?
Speaker 7 (21:14):
No, no, listen, dere is again, bang bang bang on
the door. Now dorn who you telling me you didn't
hear the text?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Time stang bang bang on the door.
Speaker 20 (21:27):
Ben.
Speaker 16 (21:28):
Oh, look it's the US money bang bang bang on
the door.
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Baby bang bang bang on the door. Baty bang bang.
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They're at the door baby bang bang.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Don't right downside.
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There's nobody bang he s domday what you are soul mustard?
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Shut shut.
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Sure weather. So that's well, it's time.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Rub and not the Lord.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
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coming up, and go play john Boy Jeopardy. Somebody will
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I got this. We got it up on the John
Mooremilly Facebook page. Y'all check out there every once in
a while. We've had some good stuff on that lately.
We're talking on earlier this week about Randy's hairstyle when Doodles,
(23:04):
his wife started cutting his hair. It was October twenty twenty.
Having to walk behind my head? Have you seen the
back of your head? So we took a picture so
you can see it as John Boy and Billy facebook page.
Have you got anyone who put the glasses on it?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Town?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
All right, y'all enjoy that. And then if you say, hey, man,
I kind of like that style, well you might be
interested to book a reservation at Doodles Hair salon.
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Bring your on tequila, get your hair cut anyway you
want at Doodles Hair So Lime. Get your hair cut
any way you want at Doodles Hair So Lime. Will
give you a perm or shorten the back, even trim
the hair at the top of your crack. Get your
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hair cut any way you want at Doodles Hair Salon.
Speaker 11 (24:01):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert bird here and I'm
pleased as punch to be the new spokesman for Doodles
Hair Salon, Millsburg's newest boutique where the shekh go to
get on fleek. Doodle's Hair Salon isn't one of those
mass production haircutteries with two dozen stylists and only six
different haircuts to choose from. Doodles herself does each and
every single haircut, right, Doodles.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Get in the chair and I'll get trail each one.
Speaker 11 (24:27):
With Doodle's trademark personal touch just a little off the top.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
What the hell is this?
Speaker 11 (24:35):
The next and Doodle's Hair Salon is fully liquor licensed
by the state and the bar is always open.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You are you are a little.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
No, thank you?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Oh, I'll just have word more second?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Uh all right, Oh, I'm.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
Still are you okay to do this?
Speaker 14 (25:05):
You shut your mouth.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
My ear. That is the d go all the kids
are getting that.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
How about that we do perms, palms, mullets, scullets, roosters, afros, whole, froze, mohoff,
bro hof, ho hoff, high fade, low fade, bowl cut,
buzz cut, grew cut, butch, cut, butch, cassidy butch, Patrick, Patrick, Stewart,
pie and tight low and loose bob bob nob page boy,
choir boy, chorus boy, Bufont, jufont, ductail, schmucktail, pixie cut,
dixie cut, flat top, round top, tippy top, comb over
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comb under, beehives, burn nest, Princess Leah, and even that
stupid flock of seagulls hairdoo that you used to wear
and get your ass kicked by girl scout droop forty
three and you had to buy a lifetime supply of dosy.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Nose in order to get your retainer back. Nice haircut
dickey boy.
Speaker 11 (25:59):
Ha ha, And how friends, Doodle's hair salon is unlike
any place you've ever been. We cater to your every whim.
We even have our very own masseusean staff. Just ask
for old man hands curry hold on now, nah, go ahead,
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so come on, down to Doodle's Hair Salon, just off
Sweeney Todd Boulevard, across from the offices of James S.
Murray Pet Cremation and Grandparent Divorced Doodle's Hair Salon.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Put your head in her hands, Ah Daria.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
Remember the name friends, Doodle's Hair Salon. This is your
old pal Bertfern saying I'll see you there.
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Get your hair cut anyway you walk and Doodle's Hair Salon.
Get your hair cut anyway you walk. Doodles Hair Sole Lime.
We'll give you a perm or shorten the fact, even
trim the hair at the top of your crack. Get
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Oh, right, there you go, worker way. Let's play John
Boy Jeopardy for this Thursday Morning Review. Yesterday's question, we
found out airline travel still by far the safest mode
of transportation in the world. Today. We were looking for
number two on that list, and we found it buses, buses,
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and then trains, boats or ships, and then a car. Okay,
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. During the nineteenth century, a popular
place for a portrait of Napoleon was at the bottom
of one of these.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Where's the bottom of a boot?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Bottom of a boot walking out? No, he's famous for coats.
If you're going to what you all got one eight
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Speaker 21 (29:16):
Well he may not know how to post on Instagram
and well a lot of things that you young people
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He's John Boy. Like it as they had a Tyler
out of Charlotte, North Carolina. Good morning Tyler, morning John Boy.
Hey man, you got the first shot at John boydjevity
this morning must be living right, I must be well, Tyler,
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say if you know it. It was during the nineteenth
century a popular place for a portrait of Napoleon was
at the bottom of one of these.
Speaker 13 (30:01):
Is it a toilet?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Well, let's see, is it a toilet?
Speaker 13 (30:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Actually, back then it was like a chamber pot. Right
the hell you didn't have a pot to pay in
like that? Yeah, they did death, So yeah, Napoleon. It
wasn't very popular there for some reason. Okay, apparently not. Well, Tyler,
you got the blue EMU Prize pack headed over your house?
(30:33):
All right, Boddy, all.
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Right, tell you job.
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Bottom of the hour, top of your news. I like
on this state in the history back in nineteen o two,
what could it be? Good morning, It's a big show
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on the radio. Thursday, August twenty first, on my Cadillac. Yeah,
this date, August twenty first, nineteen oh two. Assembly began
on the first Cadillac automobile. Cadillac didn't start out in
the luxury car market. It was the company's only product.
Although it was of high quality, it was moderately price
when compared to other cars of its day, selling for
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seven hundred and fifty dollars. How far Cadillac has come.
Speaker 12 (31:56):
Last year, Cadillac introduced you to the on Star System,
our exclusive in car motorist assistance program. If you need
help while on the road, just press the Star key
on your Cadillac cellular phone. A live operator is standing
by to assist you with traffic updates, directions, and weather
information anywhere twenty four hours a day. Now, Cadillac introduces
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the next generation in motorist assistance, the on Guard System,
a state of the art artificial intelligence system that monitors
your trip from start to finish.
Speaker 14 (32:26):
Good morning, Dave. Before we proceed, I believe your driver's
side door is slightly a jar.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Huh oh. Thanks.
Speaker 12 (32:34):
The exclusive on Guard system monitors all your new Cadillacs
mechanical and electronic systems and adjust them for your safety
and convenience.
Speaker 14 (32:43):
Dave, your current speed is forty eight miles per hour.
The posted limit is thirty five.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, I'm so, I'm running a little late for work.
I gotta get there.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
Better to be a few minutes late than risk an accident.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Yeah, but I've got a big presentation to make it
nine thirty. It is really important.
Speaker 14 (33:00):
If the presentation was that important, perhaps you should have
planned ahead and.
Speaker 9 (33:04):
Left a few minutes earlier.
Speaker 14 (33:06):
Yeah, but I'm lowering the vehicle speed to the posted limit.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
It's for your own protection.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
No detail of your journey is too small for on guard.
Speaker 14 (33:16):
Dave, are you staring at that attractive young woman in
the car next to you?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Huh No, No, I was watching the traffic light to
see what.
Speaker 14 (33:23):
Dave, I think you were looking at her. I'm activating
the roof mounted public address system. Attention, attractive funeral artist.
The driver of this car is married. Please is ignoram
and on your way?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Hey? What'd you do that for?
Speaker 9 (33:43):
Perhaps you'd like to call your wife now and apologize.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Dave, apologize.
Speaker 14 (33:49):
It's not healthy in a relationship to keep secrets from
one another. I'm activating the cellular telephone and dialing your
home number.
Speaker 12 (33:56):
Now on guard even as this is jew and making
informed decisions behind.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
The wheel, we can I thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, give me the ham and egg breakfast biscuit plays, Dave.
Speaker 9 (34:09):
The fat and cholesterol counts of the Mister Griger ham
and egg.
Speaker 14 (34:13):
Biscuit are well above the recommended levels set by the
National Heart Associations. Say what might I suggest a healthier
alternative attention to cashier to ignore previous disorder. We like
one low fat apple muffin.
Speaker 9 (34:32):
Hey, it's for your own protection.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
On Guard looks out for you even when you won't
look out for yourself.
Speaker 14 (34:39):
Dave, My sensors detect elevated carbon monoxide levels inside the vehicle.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Are you smoking a cigarette?
Speaker 14 (34:46):
No?
Speaker 9 (34:47):
No, no, Dave. I thought you told your wife you
quit smoking last week.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I did.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I was having a couple of quick puffs, Dave.
Speaker 14 (34:55):
Medical research has clearly shown that cold turkey is the
most effective method of quit smoking.
Speaker 9 (35:01):
I'm activating the end dash combustion control system.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
I'm bling.
Speaker 9 (35:08):
I can't save, I can't save. It's for your own protection, protection.
Speaker 12 (35:21):
Protection, on guard, the electronic consisted that may be too
smart for your own good.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Exclusively from Cadillac.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Good morning, it's a big sea on the radio. Here
we go. It's time to atche, Yo.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
What's up?
Speaker 11 (36:06):
Welcome to Axe, Iike, the place to golf for all
the far one one you need for all yo?
Speaker 6 (36:12):
U uh uh?
Speaker 7 (36:13):
What you call intro perspirational relations?
Speaker 11 (36:15):
Shrimp sy dig this, dear Ike, I just got divorced
and I'm looking for a girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
If this is signed astro nerd, I'm getting the hell
out of.
Speaker 11 (36:28):
I just got rid of a real beast this last
time and don't want to make another mistake. What kind
of girlfriend do you think I should look for? Thanks
divorced Dave from bat Cave. I have a feeling he
might be related to astro nerd.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Did Dave?
Speaker 11 (36:45):
I gotta be honest my brother at some time or another.
They all a mistake, ayes Like they say, no matter
how good she looks, someone is tired of putting up
with all her mess. Now, despite what you might see
on them, into nethical ads, they ain't no perfect women's.
Speaker 7 (37:03):
If they was, they'd be men's. But you got to
know you look at me like that table? What the
hell is boot? Your boot puppets?
Speaker 11 (37:16):
But I'll tell you, Dave, you can narrow it down
a little and work with them annihilating their perfections later on.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 11 (37:24):
Now. Here's the different types of girlfriends that I personally
have come across me. Is nice guy sells stuff like
tickets to the wet t shirt contest for me?
Speaker 7 (37:35):
Oh, darling, you shouldn't have.
Speaker 11 (37:38):
Also known as the doormat advantages, always happy, nice to
your friends. Lets you call the shots in the boudoir
disadvantages she might wise up some days old yeller selling
stuff like you low down, spineless, good for nothing, drag ass,
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no talent, sob can't you see your ruin in my life?
Speaker 7 (38:03):
Also known as the Hilary.
Speaker 11 (38:08):
Advantages, pays attention to you disadvantages pays attention to.
Speaker 7 (38:16):
The patient.
Speaker 11 (38:18):
Says stuff like, oh, my head, my feed, my crambs,
my cell, your life, I'm so cold?
Speaker 7 (38:24):
What's that bright light? Also known as prognosis negative.
Speaker 11 (38:35):
Advantages, predictable disadvantages, contagious.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
The boss says stuff.
Speaker 11 (38:44):
Like stand up straight, put on a different tie, get
a hair cut, change your job, make more money, don't
give me that look.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
There's a whole lot more than Also known as the
sage advantages.
Speaker 11 (39:01):
Often right, the whiner says stuff like turn up the heat,
I'm cold. Do we have to watch this channel? This
tile's too scratchy, Also known as the buzz killer advantages,
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easily soothed disadvantages even easier to piss off. Wild woman
says stuff like let's get drunken dude in the front lawn.
I did that last week with your brother. Also known
as john girl advantages a lot of fun. Disadvantages, drives
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off clips and shoots squirrels at the bus stop. I
said that for man, the bitch Tata Jack, you too
want to leave the room while we talked about says
stuff like I don't see anything funny about that. Your
friends bring out the worse than you. I'm better than you,
I'm smarter than you, I'm richer than you. Also known
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as Nancy Pelosi advantages, Your friends will feel sorry for you. Disadvantages.
You ain't gonna have no damn friends. Oh the chowhound
says stuff like you gonna eat that, I'm gonna make
another run at the ribs? Who ate all the ice cream?
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Oh that's right idea, also known as the land shark advantages,
never have to clean out the fridge, disadvantages, spend a
whole lot of money on bacon. And finally, the dream
girl says stuff like I am totally happy when you
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just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend.
I think it's time for us to get busy till
we get dizzy. Also known as Hello gorgeous advantages, the
perfect woman disadvantages. She ain't gonna have a damn thing
to do with.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
So that's the list. Dave, my brother picked.
Speaker 11 (41:15):
One and have it as long as she heats up
to Vienias.
Speaker 7 (41:18):
And keeps that great punker in stock. You on the
right track.
Speaker 11 (41:22):
And remember, if it don't work out your foot there
ass is some assembly required.
Speaker 7 (41:27):
This is I peace out.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Your the axe, like Mail the ax, like John Boynville
and pill Box seventy six sixty three. Charlotte, don't see
two eight two four one.
Speaker 7 (41:37):
All right, Let the bitches back in the room now.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Yet morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 15 (41:47):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
The younger Lea is my home.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
I will show the world that.
Speaker 7 (42:04):
I am its master.
Speaker 11 (42:06):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
And here are the first two John Boy and Billy
from the Big Show
Good Morty Big Show's on the radio, and more Big
Show right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
A good morning, This is Big Show, Plastic Surgeon, Doctor
Holland p Wins, I fixed Jackie Twins, Randyth Butt and
Smarty Marty's Massive Man Hooters. Next up on the John
Boy and Billy Big Show Life Oh for John Boy
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shin extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry but a brain
transplanted a little lot of my league. But I'll take
a whork at it.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I mean, what could it?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
He?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Cognoodle doo loving Adam helloading your Thursday? Whoever's around you? Hey, everybuddy,
how are you doing? I do nothing shabby for In
August the twenty first, twenty twenty fivesday National Days, National
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Spoo money, Spoom money, spoo money. Was that the mold
of Italian Oh? Molded Italian ice cream?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Don't that sounds great?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Molded like moldy.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
I think it's like in a show.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, probably keep you mold.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
If you're doing it right.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What is this? Hazy? Ip a day?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
I p a here Indian pail al. I don't know
why it's called hazy. Maybe it's cloudy.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's those designer beers. Okay, hazy, I pa, all right,
find somewhere taste.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
That you stick to your paps?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Do that all r here go We're identify National Senior
Citizens Day. There it is a right that is old
buddy mine. Old preacher David Jackson uses to call when
you when you pass away go to heaven called it graduating.
Let me see of that are ever seniors and next
we graduate? I like that. That's pretty cool. All right, Well,
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I got three days in this. You're saved up. That'll
get our winning beginning. Hopefully it'll be with you if
you awake, you are eligible. We're awake. Big Joe's on
a radio. Good morning, Big Shows on a radio. Get
that first prize back out as one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bull Snout cleaning products made in the USA.
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Listen up right here. We'll just ship you some to
you door. How about that? It was August twenty first,
nineteen seventy nine Starsky and Hutch last aired on ABC
(03:20):
A couple of wild and crazy detectives. What kind of
car did they drive?
Speaker 8 (03:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Man, I can see it, am I, and they got them.
I'll see them. They got a new model out of it. Yeah, OK,
help me grand Tono.
Speaker 9 (03:36):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Right. Twenty seventeen, Johnson and Johnson was ordered to pay
four hundred and seventeen million dollars to a woman who
developed ovarian cancer after using their talk based products. Was
it the powder stuffn't put up their wood?
Speaker 8 (03:55):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well four hundred.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Seven things just in the region, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (04:00):
Yeah, A whole lot of talk products went away right
after that. Quietly even I used a deodorant name from
Sure that was powder Fresh Gone.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
At the gone.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
And you can still see Late Night on TV. The
lawyers are still like, have you who are you affected?
Did you use powder?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah? Oh right? Well let's move up to twenty twenty three,
where Charles Martinette, the voice of Mario in Nintendo's video games,
retired after twenty seven years. Yeah, it's a bottrio about that.
You know, Peta has a new thing underway. They're all
against there you go, Yeah, yeah, I got it. Right here,
(04:39):
Dada got that PENA urges Nintendo to remove Mario cart
World Col's nose ring. Okay, dog, Now what is the
deal with that? Mean? Because because there's a cow in
the game and we got a nose ring in it,
or are you supposed to.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Drive the cart like you can pick your avatar to
be in the car. And so one of them is
a ca and they've got a ring in their nose
and they think it's mean because it's it's propelling the
you know, cruelty to animals where the players are like, now,
they're just cool.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
He's got a piercing I'll.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Tell you what. Yeah, what what's that all about? Why
do you worry about humans? Right?
Speaker 10 (05:16):
I say that cow can take that ring out of
his nose when I get mine.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Now before that nowhere, Well there you go think about
video games and that'll do for our categories one eight
hundred Big Show, as you told, Free Line across America
will play out Birds next me Nursey Morning Big Shows
(06:02):
on the Redio.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Let's go home.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
You know, Uppers, Let's play Uppers. It's the game that
anyone can win. John Boy and Billy to give the
prizes from the Big prize being.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
When you're playing uppers, having urry up and guest time,
you have the best time.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You know, a big shots shot from bakers where Jeu.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
We have shots.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
The morning path when we are all good wide away
from here you are. It's perfect. Let's get you through
these three categories and get the bulls not rolling this morning.
What do you say, Let's do it. Let's do it
in five seconds. Three partner TV shows, Ready to.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Go, It's Starkney Hutch, Mark and Mindy Labern show.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
All right, Mark and Mendy. All right, Pat, give us
three things that have talk in them. Ready go, paint
eyeshadow and diega. Really, man, that's why you knew that
that was hard. I was never won this prospect. Okay
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for the win. Nobody's sitting here. Surprise name three video games? Pat,
three video games? Ready go?
Speaker 11 (07:52):
Yes, all right, Supermarto brothers call it a duty.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Bam bam bam.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
A'm surprise, part you got your prize back. Head up
to bed. Congratulations, Buddie, appreciate you. Wat about the hoords,
how about your news? Let's get that time capsuled for
(08:20):
August twenty first first thing this morning, This up Nick.
(08:54):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one ex sports Good morning, make Shaw's
on the radio. Oh so, Olive Gardener explains some bread
sticks in your pocketbook. I'm gonna have to tell myself
(09:19):
a minute. Me and my wife put a red lobster
out of business on Park Road in Charlotte, North Carolina. Billy,
you know to depart when I first moved here to
the apartment right across the street. Sure when they would
have all he could eat crab? N oh man, I
could eat some crab. So even had a whole pocket book.
I just call it the get you crab pocketbook. Just
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bring an old one. So I need the legs. I mean,
it wasn't like I was stealing because the knuckles. You know,
after you break the legs off, I'm put the knuckles
in her pocketbook because take them home and when you
got some time and pick them out. But when you're
sitting there, you know I'm cracking them legs. You want
to see me. I'm a machine like that. And then
the knuckles and pocket book. It was funny calling should
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have to keep the pocketbook outside. Yeah, yeah, get your
crab person.
Speaker 12 (10:09):
I there it comes eve and that, ladies and gentlemen,
is a sign of true love.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
She knew what he meant when he said, go get
your crab pocket.
Speaker 13 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I was worked out in my life when I went
out of business. She said, say what you do?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Sure, we're all We're all out of crab legs. Oh
and no fill up on sides hotel. Let them fries
and slow and puppies go get on the crab jaun
boy and Billy. I'm the Kidden five.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
It was making a rain in four B.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning BEG Show's on
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the radio. Hook us up on talent agents here. Who's
on the desk this morning?
Speaker 13 (11:20):
Hello, Red Hot Turn Incorporated, Tensil Town Gleams. It's shining
teeth waiting to devour the unsuspecting innocence, the glam flashball,
or perhaps another career flaming out in that consuming fire
of the crew mistress known as shame. How many I
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direct your call?
Speaker 12 (11:46):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Is this mister Pasto?
Speaker 14 (11:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
This is yeah see O. Not your usual happy go
lucky phone greeting poetry today.
Speaker 13 (11:56):
Oh my new boyfriend wrote that for.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Me new boyfriend. Huh so uh, I'm.
Speaker 13 (12:00):
Trying some of those different I'm dating a college guy.
He's one of those brooding bohemian types, you know, almost
completely broke. But he's got a real poet's soul.
Speaker 14 (12:10):
You know.
Speaker 13 (12:11):
We've been hanging out at Starbucks a lot, drinking lattes
and read and beat nick poetry.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
If you're hanging out of Starbucks all the time, I
can tell you why it's almost completely broke.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (12:22):
All, wait, here's one I wrote you.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (12:25):
Tears stained my face as I beheld the broken dreams
of hundreds of creative souls crushed beneath the reels of
the monster truck known as celebrity.
Speaker 11 (12:39):
Is that better?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Still?
Speaker 5 (12:41):
A tad dart?
Speaker 13 (12:42):
Okay, Okay, I know what you want. Frogs or snack
kittens are furry. If you needn't act, please half a merry.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You can't beat the classics? Is a head soul sucker
in Sorry.
Speaker 13 (12:55):
Babe, he's out in La closing a deal with George Clooney.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Really no, not.
Speaker 13 (13:01):
On a second, Hey, may Good, Roses a red violence Er,
Blue Jimbo and Bobby you're holding on tu see, he chuckled,
let's tell you guys are perfect for each other.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Hawky, Hello, Jimbo.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, hey, just call and see if you got any
gigs lined up for us.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Let me see it. Wow, I actually have several things
marked with your names on them, including, get this, a
couple of TV shows.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Wha really?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Well like what let's see. ABC's got one in the works.
They're having trouble casting for it. Apparently it's called Extreme
Makeover Full Bodied Dermabration Edition.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
They will pass on that one.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Oh okay, how about this queer eye for the cable guy.
I think Larry already turned him down.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Now when he give him your name? Thanks, but no thanks.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Oh, here's one that's got Jimbo written all over it.
VH one. They've already lined up a deal with Taco
bell as the primary sponsor. Well, what's it called Celebrity
Fart Club? Come on, tell me you're not perfect for
that one?
Speaker 9 (14:10):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I think you need to take our career a little
more seriously.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Booah, I beg to differ you do. Yes, I need
to take your career a lot more serious.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Any idea when that might kick in?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
As the magic eight ball might say, not clear, Ask
again later Murray.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You've never once come through with a big.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Deal for Ooh, back it down a notts babe. You're
never gonna land the big time gigs. You're always looking
that doc pitched off at the world.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It's not the world. It's just one person in particular.
Oh really who uh see if you can guess, all right,
it's the person who's made a living for years trading
on my good name, the one who's supposed to have
my best interest at heart but lets me down every time.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Oh, I get it, Bobby, huh you know, just be
cween and me. I knew that guy was gonna in
trouble from the beginning.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Date.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Let's do a private meeting later. We'll hash it all
out in the meantime, just to act like nothing wrong.
What so Yeah, I'll get back to you on that. Hey, listen,
let's do the Lynch thing later. Have you a machine
called my machine and give my love to my best now, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
That's Billy, Him, Joe and Jimbo.
Speaker 13 (15:21):
Why call me?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Good morning, everybody. The big show is on the radio. Hangout,
we're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 15 (15:30):
I'm not an actor, damn you, I'm a movie Stop
I did what play in summer stuff. I have one line.
I thank god I can write down old my bees.
I'm the dump boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for you.
August twenty first. It was on this date twenty three
years ago to President Bushtow reporters at this Texas ranch
housting Iraq Saddam Hussein was in the interest to the world.
But then the catered the US was in no hurry
because we knew it was gonna get them. We spent
I sent our special lops over there. They chased them
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across the country. Memories where I got some marble from
one of his palaces bathrooms. Ye say, he had like
twenty palaces. And then yeah, then they came upon this
one palace. They said they used it as his love shot.
Oh yeah, I was just begging for a song here
for the big show. And this is what we came
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up with.
Speaker 16 (17:16):
If you see a faded sign by the side of
the road that says fifteen miles to.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
The shack, racky.
Speaker 17 (17:36):
Looking yeway, I got me a hot tubby says Biggers
away and the head and one down to the love shack.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I got that ja goozzy.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
It seats about twenty soul.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Hurry up and bring that hot new honey.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
He's a little love placement. Yes, free gay.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Shot baby, love shack baby.
Speaker 18 (18:13):
Shack shack, un shot shot, un shot shot, un shot shot.
Speaker 16 (18:27):
Sign says stay away, fools, shaddam rules at the love
of shot, and it said right.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Smack in the middle of my rack. It's a funky
old shack and your better stay back. Soldiers on the
front hole.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Snigger's in the driveway, thistles in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
She's in a hot shot place where we shack.
Speaker 19 (19:07):
He love shack baby, freaking and rubbing dad. He needs
some loving right.
Speaker 16 (19:20):
Next to nothing because it's hot as an oven. The
full shock chimmy, the full shack chimmy. The full shot
jimmy is when cluster bomb starts dropping around, then the
brown then the doll folks lighting up outside just to
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get down, freaking little shock.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Shin.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Yeah, hey girl, you got it going on with your
fine shaf I.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Mean you are thick.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Oh so damn, it's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh day he getting my card.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
He did keep in my card detailed listen to you.
Speaker 16 (20:06):
Hopped in my Hoptopics and figures a well, and it's
about to say I got a jack oozy. It's it's
about twenty so come on and bring that part new bonny.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 16 (20:32):
Love shot baby shah.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Shure.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
That's why it's up.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Hey girl, who do you like better? Oo day or
KHUSEI I like the daddy?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
No you did?
Speaker 13 (20:53):
Dom he fine? Yeah he old to yo.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
You need a cord one.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I do me too, I f right?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Bang bang on the door. Hey, did anybody else hear the.
Speaker 9 (21:11):
Bang on the door?
Speaker 6 (21:13):
No?
Speaker 7 (21:14):
No, no, listen, dere is again, bang bang bang on
the door. Now dorn who you telling me you didn't
hear the text?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Time stang bang bang on the door.
Speaker 20 (21:27):
Ben.
Speaker 16 (21:28):
Oh, look it's the US money bang bang bang on
the door.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Baby bang bang bang on the door. Baty bang bang.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
They're at the door baby bang bang.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Don't right downside.
Speaker 16 (21:47):
There's nobody bang he s domday what you are soul mustard?
Speaker 17 (21:57):
Shut shut.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Sure weather. So that's well, it's time.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Rub and not the Lord.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Good morning. I got the big show on the radio
coming up, and go play john Boy Jeopardy. Somebody will
win a blue em you prize pig. This is a
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It's fast, safe, itchery Leief now available without a prescription
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other fine retailers. So let's see what's talking about this?
I got this. We got it up on the John
Mooremilly Facebook page. Y'all check out there every once in
a while. We've had some good stuff on that lately.
We're talking on earlier this week about Randy's hairstyle when Doodles,
(23:04):
his wife started cutting his hair. It was October twenty twenty.
Having to walk behind my head? Have you seen the
back of your head? So we took a picture so
you can see it as John Boy and Billy facebook page.
Have you got anyone who put the glasses on it?
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Town?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
All right, y'all enjoy that. And then if you say, hey, man,
I kind of like that style, well you might be
interested to book a reservation at Doodles Hair salon.
Speaker 20 (23:34):
Bring your on tequila, get your hair cut anyway you
want at Doodles Hair So Lime. Get your hair cut
any way you want at Doodles Hair So Lime. Will
give you a perm or shorten the back, even trim
the hair at the top of your crack. Get your
(23:56):
hair cut any way you want at Doodles Hair Salon.
Speaker 11 (24:01):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert bird here and I'm
pleased as punch to be the new spokesman for Doodles
Hair Salon, Millsburg's newest boutique where the shekh go to
get on fleek. Doodle's Hair Salon isn't one of those
mass production haircutteries with two dozen stylists and only six
different haircuts to choose from. Doodles herself does each and
every single haircut, right, Doodles.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Get in the chair and I'll get trail each one.
Speaker 11 (24:27):
With Doodle's trademark personal touch just a little off the top.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
What the hell is this?
Speaker 11 (24:35):
The next and Doodle's Hair Salon is fully liquor licensed
by the state and the bar is always open.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You are you are a little.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
No, thank you?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Oh, I'll just have word more second?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Uh all right, Oh, I'm.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
Still are you okay to do this?
Speaker 14 (25:05):
You shut your mouth.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
My ear. That is the d go all the kids
are getting that.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
How about that we do perms, palms, mullets, scullets, roosters, afros, whole, froze, mohoff,
bro hof, ho hoff, high fade, low fade, bowl cut,
buzz cut, grew cut, butch, cut, butch, cassidy butch, Patrick, Patrick, Stewart,
pie and tight low and loose bob bob nob page boy,
choir boy, chorus boy, Bufont, jufont, ductail, schmucktail, pixie cut,
dixie cut, flat top, round top, tippy top, comb over
(25:38):
comb under, beehives, burn nest, Princess Leah, and even that
stupid flock of seagulls hairdoo that you used to wear
and get your ass kicked by girl scout droop forty
three and you had to buy a lifetime supply of dosy.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Nose in order to get your retainer back. Nice haircut
dickey boy.
Speaker 11 (25:59):
Ha ha, And how friends, Doodle's hair salon is unlike
any place you've ever been. We cater to your every whim.
We even have our very own masseusean staff. Just ask
for old man hands curry hold on now, nah, go ahead,
(26:27):
so come on, down to Doodle's Hair Salon, just off
Sweeney Todd Boulevard, across from the offices of James S.
Murray Pet Cremation and Grandparent Divorced Doodle's Hair Salon.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Put your head in her hands, Ah Daria.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
Remember the name friends, Doodle's Hair Salon. This is your
old pal Bertfern saying I'll see you there.
Speaker 20 (26:49):
Get your hair cut anyway you walk and Doodle's Hair Salon.
Get your hair cut anyway you walk. Doodles Hair Sole Lime.
We'll give you a perm or shorten the fact, even
trim the hair at the top of your crack. Get
your hair cut anyway you want a Doodles hairs Limes.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh, right, there you go, worker way. Let's play John
Boy Jeopardy for this Thursday Morning Review. Yesterday's question, we
found out airline travel still by far the safest mode
of transportation in the world. Today. We were looking for
number two on that list, and we found it buses, buses,
(27:42):
and then trains, boats or ships, and then a car. Okay,
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. During the nineteenth century, a popular
place for a portrait of Napoleon was at the bottom
of one of these.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Where's the bottom of a boot?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Bottom of a boot walking out? No, he's famous for coats.
If you're going to what you all got one eight
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Get new We'll call you.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Let's play Yes Live across America. It's Jean Boy, Jevilin
and now your host.
Speaker 21 (29:16):
Well he may not know how to post on Instagram
and well a lot of things that you young people
can do, but he can write in cursive and he
can tell time on a clock with hands.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
He's John Boy. Like it as they had a Tyler
out of Charlotte, North Carolina. Good morning Tyler, morning John Boy.
Hey man, you got the first shot at John boydjevity
this morning must be living right, I must be well, Tyler,
(29:49):
say if you know it. It was during the nineteenth
century a popular place for a portrait of Napoleon was
at the bottom of one of these.
Speaker 13 (30:01):
Is it a toilet?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Well, let's see, is it a toilet?
Speaker 13 (30:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Actually, back then it was like a chamber pot. Right
the hell you didn't have a pot to pay in
like that? Yeah, they did death, So yeah, Napoleon. It
wasn't very popular there for some reason. Okay, apparently not. Well, Tyler,
you got the blue EMU Prize pack headed over your house?
(30:33):
All right, Boddy, all.
Speaker 13 (30:34):
Right, tell you job.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Bottom of the hour, top of your news. I like
on this state in the history back in nineteen o two,
what could it be? Good morning, It's a big show
(31:27):
on the radio. Thursday, August twenty first, on my Cadillac. Yeah,
this date, August twenty first, nineteen oh two. Assembly began
on the first Cadillac automobile. Cadillac didn't start out in
the luxury car market. It was the company's only product.
Although it was of high quality, it was moderately price
when compared to other cars of its day, selling for
(31:48):
seven hundred and fifty dollars. How far Cadillac has come.
Speaker 12 (31:56):
Last year, Cadillac introduced you to the on Star System,
our exclusive in car motorist assistance program. If you need
help while on the road, just press the Star key
on your Cadillac cellular phone. A live operator is standing
by to assist you with traffic updates, directions, and weather
information anywhere twenty four hours a day. Now, Cadillac introduces
(32:16):
the next generation in motorist assistance, the on Guard System,
a state of the art artificial intelligence system that monitors
your trip from start to finish.
Speaker 14 (32:26):
Good morning, Dave. Before we proceed, I believe your driver's
side door is slightly a jar.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Huh oh. Thanks.
Speaker 12 (32:34):
The exclusive on Guard system monitors all your new Cadillacs
mechanical and electronic systems and adjust them for your safety
and convenience.
Speaker 14 (32:43):
Dave, your current speed is forty eight miles per hour.
The posted limit is thirty five.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, I'm so, I'm running a little late for work.
I gotta get there.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
Better to be a few minutes late than risk an accident.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Yeah, but I've got a big presentation to make it
nine thirty. It is really important.
Speaker 14 (33:00):
If the presentation was that important, perhaps you should have
planned ahead and.
Speaker 9 (33:04):
Left a few minutes earlier.
Speaker 14 (33:06):
Yeah, but I'm lowering the vehicle speed to the posted limit.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
It's for your own protection.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
No detail of your journey is too small for on guard.
Speaker 14 (33:16):
Dave, are you staring at that attractive young woman in
the car next to you?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Huh No, No, I was watching the traffic light to
see what.
Speaker 14 (33:23):
Dave, I think you were looking at her. I'm activating
the roof mounted public address system. Attention, attractive funeral artist.
The driver of this car is married. Please is ignoram
and on your way?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Hey? What'd you do that for?
Speaker 9 (33:43):
Perhaps you'd like to call your wife now and apologize.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Dave, apologize.
Speaker 14 (33:49):
It's not healthy in a relationship to keep secrets from
one another. I'm activating the cellular telephone and dialing your
home number.
Speaker 12 (33:56):
Now on guard even as this is jew and making
informed decisions behind.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
The wheel, we can I thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, give me the ham and egg breakfast biscuit plays, Dave.
Speaker 9 (34:09):
The fat and cholesterol counts of the Mister Griger ham
and egg.
Speaker 14 (34:13):
Biscuit are well above the recommended levels set by the
National Heart Associations. Say what might I suggest a healthier
alternative attention to cashier to ignore previous disorder. We like
one low fat apple muffin.
Speaker 9 (34:32):
Hey, it's for your own protection.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
On Guard looks out for you even when you won't
look out for yourself.
Speaker 14 (34:39):
Dave, My sensors detect elevated carbon monoxide levels inside the vehicle.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Are you smoking a cigarette?
Speaker 14 (34:46):
No?
Speaker 9 (34:47):
No, no, Dave. I thought you told your wife you
quit smoking last week.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I did.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I was having a couple of quick puffs, Dave.
Speaker 14 (34:55):
Medical research has clearly shown that cold turkey is the
most effective method of quit smoking.
Speaker 9 (35:01):
I'm activating the end dash combustion control system.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
I'm bling.
Speaker 9 (35:08):
I can't save, I can't save. It's for your own protection, protection.
Speaker 12 (35:21):
Protection, on guard, the electronic consisted that may be too
smart for your own good.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Exclusively from Cadillac.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Good morning, it's a big sea on the radio. Here
we go. It's time to atche, Yo.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
What's up?
Speaker 11 (36:06):
Welcome to Axe, Iike, the place to golf for all
the far one one you need for all yo?
Speaker 6 (36:12):
U uh uh?
Speaker 7 (36:13):
What you call intro perspirational relations?
Speaker 11 (36:15):
Shrimp sy dig this, dear Ike, I just got divorced
and I'm looking for a girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
If this is signed astro nerd, I'm getting the hell
out of.
Speaker 11 (36:28):
I just got rid of a real beast this last
time and don't want to make another mistake. What kind
of girlfriend do you think I should look for? Thanks
divorced Dave from bat Cave. I have a feeling he
might be related to astro nerd.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Did Dave?
Speaker 11 (36:45):
I gotta be honest my brother at some time or another.
They all a mistake, ayes Like they say, no matter
how good she looks, someone is tired of putting up
with all her mess. Now, despite what you might see
on them, into nethical ads, they ain't no perfect women's.
Speaker 7 (37:03):
If they was, they'd be men's. But you got to
know you look at me like that table? What the
hell is boot? Your boot puppets?
Speaker 11 (37:16):
But I'll tell you, Dave, you can narrow it down
a little and work with them annihilating their perfections later on.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 11 (37:24):
Now. Here's the different types of girlfriends that I personally
have come across me. Is nice guy sells stuff like
tickets to the wet t shirt contest for me?
Speaker 7 (37:35):
Oh, darling, you shouldn't have.
Speaker 11 (37:38):
Also known as the doormat advantages, always happy, nice to
your friends. Lets you call the shots in the boudoir
disadvantages she might wise up some days old yeller selling
stuff like you low down, spineless, good for nothing, drag ass,
(37:59):
no talent, sob can't you see your ruin in my life?
Speaker 7 (38:03):
Also known as the Hilary.
Speaker 11 (38:08):
Advantages, pays attention to you disadvantages pays attention to.
Speaker 7 (38:16):
The patient.
Speaker 11 (38:18):
Says stuff like, oh, my head, my feed, my crambs,
my cell, your life, I'm so cold?
Speaker 7 (38:24):
What's that bright light? Also known as prognosis negative.
Speaker 11 (38:35):
Advantages, predictable disadvantages, contagious.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
The boss says stuff.
Speaker 11 (38:44):
Like stand up straight, put on a different tie, get
a hair cut, change your job, make more money, don't
give me that look.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
There's a whole lot more than Also known as the
sage advantages.
Speaker 11 (39:01):
Often right, the whiner says stuff like turn up the heat,
I'm cold. Do we have to watch this channel? This
tile's too scratchy, Also known as the buzz killer advantages,
(39:22):
easily soothed disadvantages even easier to piss off. Wild woman
says stuff like let's get drunken dude in the front lawn.
I did that last week with your brother. Also known
as john girl advantages a lot of fun. Disadvantages, drives
(39:50):
off clips and shoots squirrels at the bus stop. I
said that for man, the bitch Tata Jack, you too
want to leave the room while we talked about says
stuff like I don't see anything funny about that. Your
friends bring out the worse than you. I'm better than you,
I'm smarter than you, I'm richer than you. Also known
(40:11):
as Nancy Pelosi advantages, Your friends will feel sorry for you. Disadvantages.
You ain't gonna have no damn friends. Oh the chowhound
says stuff like you gonna eat that, I'm gonna make
another run at the ribs? Who ate all the ice cream?
(40:33):
Oh that's right idea, also known as the land shark advantages,
never have to clean out the fridge, disadvantages, spend a
whole lot of money on bacon. And finally, the dream
girl says stuff like I am totally happy when you
(40:53):
just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend.
I think it's time for us to get busy till
we get dizzy. Also known as Hello gorgeous advantages, the
perfect woman disadvantages. She ain't gonna have a damn thing
to do with.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
So that's the list. Dave, my brother picked.
Speaker 11 (41:15):
One and have it as long as she heats up
to Vienias.
Speaker 7 (41:18):
And keeps that great punker in stock. You on the
right track.
Speaker 11 (41:22):
And remember, if it don't work out your foot there
ass is some assembly required.
Speaker 7 (41:27):
This is I peace out.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Your the axe, like Mail the ax, like John Boynville
and pill Box seventy six sixty three. Charlotte, don't see
two eight two four one.
Speaker 7 (41:37):
All right, Let the bitches back in the room now.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Yet morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 15 (41:47):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
The younger Lea is my home.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
I will show the world that.
Speaker 7 (42:04):
I am its master.
Speaker 11 (42:06):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
And here are the first two John Boy and Billy
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