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July 10, 2025 32 mins

Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy tells us about his dream - spoiler alert - it would be a nightmare for the rest of us.. - Randy bought an airhorn - mayhem ensues.. - With all of the problems of late with airline travel - we think it is time for another “Airport” movie and Lipless is our pick for leading man.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players are “At the Zoo”.. - and we’ll wrap up with a vintage call from, now retired professional WWE wrestler Mick Foley…

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is George W.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Bush, former President of the United States of America. And
uh to the Republic for Richard Stance and uh, let
me just say this, John Boy and Billy forgot what
they're on or something.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Listen to them the end, and good morning. The Big

(01:04):
Show is back on the radio where there is lovely.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Show right down.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's a good morning. The Big Shows back on the radio.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
Over the Let's draw this, you mean like we do
yours when you get the computer for.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Hey, was that me?

Speaker 5 (01:25):
You guys?

Speaker 7 (01:26):
I'll tell you what it is. He's not really asleep,
he's just forgotten what morning it is.

Speaker 8 (01:30):
It's Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Good morning, It's Thursday morning. See, the Big Show is
on the radio. I dreamed I was neked at work
earlier this morning. Oh my god, you are, But you know,
I mean that used to be a dream. You know,
you have your neked in school taking the test. Maybe

(01:53):
you're not prepared for the test. I had the dream often,
but actually work, you know, I have actually been naked
at this job. So I'm pretty much a face my
fears and met Bill.

Speaker 9 (02:04):
No is this when when the ac was off that
time and no, it's when race when we were interviewing Jackie.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
No, no, we had a yeah, the AC was off
and yeah no.

Speaker 9 (02:16):
Our general manager decided to be a good idea if
we were to do the show naked, so all the
TV stations would.

Speaker 7 (02:21):
Mine you guys, a shock, shocks, frank, phone calls, whistles,
let's go.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Dud the best part of that morning.

Speaker 9 (02:29):
And it's a true story, although we would like to
believe it was a dream.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Rayford had the fan on in his.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
The fan if you know.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
What I'm talking about, Holy Pete, and the mic was on.
We heard.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Good time.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I can't say all right, yo, I need a cup
of golf. I'd love to sit here and talk y'all
about three and a half more minutes.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
No you wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I'm don't get me a cup of call? Is every
by wake a couple of meet back here. He's just sickty.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Good morning is big show on the radio for this
Thursday morning, July to tend Let's give you legs fs
alburtst Game.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
We getting ready to play on us date July tenth.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Inventor of Nicola Tesla would have been one hundred and
forty seven. He's a guy who harnessed alternating current AC.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Now this story is really more for pillars than anybody
a I've read several books.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
On tentha All right, well, Tesla ride in America in
eighteen eighty four, which is four cents in his pocket.
In less than ten years, he invented several devices, including
the poly phase alternating current dynamo.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
Yeah, man, cool car.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
It made possible today's modern distribution of electric power. Tesla
sold the patents to George Westinghouse in the age of
electricity began. He moved to Colorado Springs in eighteen ninety nine,
where Tesla made what he regarded his most important discovering
something called terrestrial stationary waves. All right, Tesla thought the

(03:58):
Earth could be used as a conductor and would respond
to electrical vibrations of a certain pitch much like a
tuning ford. Using the waves, Tesla claim he could split
the Earth like an apple. He Houso claim he invented
a death ray capable of destroying ten thousand airplanes from
a distance of two hundred and fifty miles and.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I want one thousand dollars.

Speaker 10 (04:22):
He sold it to mister Hippie that's mister hippie versus
the airplanes came from glads and notes concerned.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
The men of Tesla's eventions mysteriously vanished after his death
in nineteen forty three.

Speaker 11 (04:34):
Wasn't this the guy?

Speaker 7 (04:35):
He had some kind of a scheme to broadcast electricity
like you broadcast radio waves where it was like you
would get your power through you know, like a like
a dish, like a like getting satellite TV or cell
phone service.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
The electric company stole his stuff, yeah, so they could
stow it.

Speaker 12 (04:51):
He died in events longstorm, but he died under very
mysterious circumstances and all this stuff like the death ray.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
And the pulse pulse weapons.

Speaker 12 (04:58):
What was it?

Speaker 7 (04:58):
He was a chevelonie s feet across carve it and
they touched the doorknobs you disappear.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
Yeah, completely weird.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
It was on a state in ten to forty Lady
Godiva rode horse back through a Coventry while naked. According
to legend, she rode as part of a bargain to
get her husband laforic Earl of Mercia to ease taxes
on the people of Coventry.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Well that's a drunk now, isn't now. Her husband was
an earl.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
He said he would lower taxes if she would ride
through the city next.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Doe you what I'm making to do with?

Speaker 6 (05:31):
You want that bad enough, you'll do it?

Speaker 8 (05:37):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
We always take a lady Godiva beautiful, you know, long
blond hair. But that's just you know, covering her negadness
on the horse. She just probably just an ugly thing.
Oh she looked like me and one of them big
old stretch wigs.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Up to be. But they made me take it down.

Speaker 9 (05:55):
They ever seen any oil paintings of people from the
ten forties?

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Have you ever seen anything with ten forty on it?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
You were happy to see, oh man.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
And that's where the peeping Tom came from, because Tom
wanted to peep.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
And then he died. He said, holy pepe, put your
hair down, and he.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Went blind, looking at the sun through a telescope.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
All right.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Finally, on this day in nineteen seventy nine, band leader
conductor violinist Arthur Fiedler died. He was with the Boston
Pops for half a century. Shortly after his death, of
far side cartoon caption The Conductor Goes to Hell depicted
the devil showing a conductor to his place in hell.
Through the open door, you could see an entire orchestra
of nothing but banjo player.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
Boys one.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Dunas.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Gary Larson denied that the illustration had been inspired by
Fieldler's death and that the timming was just an unfortunate coincidence.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
And aren't we familiar with that?

Speaker 8 (06:55):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
That's your legs up.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
You want to play for Goodness grows in North Carolina.
Prize package. I'm picking the phone right now down one
eight hundred, Big show you call it now, we'll do
it next.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
The way Joes on the radio.

Speaker 13 (07:31):
Here Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone
can win. John Boy and Billy, we give you prizes
from the big prize being. Let's go contested number one.
This should really be a lot of fun when you're

(07:55):
playing Outburst. Have a hurry up and guest time you
have the best time you want, little big shirts.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
And I welcome stay well. I'm Belfort South.

Speaker 8 (08:09):
We shot.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
You better come here?

Speaker 8 (08:17):
What you doing?

Speaker 5 (08:18):
See me? Good morning. I'm driving to work and enjoying
the Big show boy, just.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Like you do every morning. No, it's the first morning
I've ever enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Actually all Stave, Well, let's jump on in here, buddy,
see if you can win.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
All right, all right, sounds good.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
All right, say give me three things that run on electricity.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Ready go a light.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Bulb, coaster, microwaves.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, alright, Steeves, think hard, you might have to pull
offside the road.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Give me three women ready, go her.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Mom, my wife, my girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Did I say that out loud? All right, Steve for
the wind. Three musical instruments.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Go a guitar, man, Joe and ukulelely.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh yeah, I think it. Stay riding, thinking winning, getting divorced.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
I lately to serenade my girlfriend. My wife gets the band.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yes, alright, Steve, were down to South Carolina. Seon your
goodness grows in North Carolina. Prize back all buddy.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
All right, man, you have a good damn beautiful people
South Carolina. Moving down round coach. All right, thanks all right, Dan,
hold on, Jackie, get your information. We'll get it to you.
Then we're gonna call Hoyt and Delbert.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
God God, hang on, it's a big show on your radio.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Thanks for joining us this morning.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
This is former President Bill Clinton.

Speaker 9 (09:52):
Let me just say it has been an honor to
uh spend some time with Marcy feeling shot.

Speaker 8 (10:00):
Just make this last I little think.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio for
this Thursday morning.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Say what else going on?

Speaker 6 (10:44):
I got?

Speaker 8 (10:45):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Let me say we get had two lottery winners? Is
that the deal? I have not heard?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I heard one from sorry and one from maybe it's Illinois.

Speaker 8 (10:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
We'll get you ran to look into that. So it
just wasn't Randy. That's the only thing that kept me
up all night. Well what if Randy went to hund
sixty million dollars, I ain't gonna be able to get
him to do nothing?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Now you know that's before taxes.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
Keep that.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, oh good, So you didn't win, Sorry, but maybe
your ship will come in on John Boord Jeopardy in
about thirty minute.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Here you go.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
It's coffee and kicked in on me. Yet boys, por
it over your head.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
That's why I do so okay, especially if it's right
out of the pot ah.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Bam bam bam, and it was something in my head.
I came in with what it was. So I'll just
wait until it till it comes back in again. I'll
just blurt it out whenever it is, haven't it?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, that's a deal.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Alright, good we all hang out, John Boord, jeopard is
gonna be played, The winner will be made ten minutes.

(12:02):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Let's see
we can get it. The boys for to go to
work this morning.

Speaker 14 (12:08):
Man, Hello, hey's hoyt all a lie for a fighter man?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
No man, John boy been a head?

Speaker 14 (12:14):
Hey, Hey you beg on? Hey, no driving nose taking
mater manger and he hall looking for now?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
I air wild man? What's new at casad double wide house? Delbert?

Speaker 14 (12:26):
You mean mister ged.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
G e ed Delbert is finishing high school?

Speaker 14 (12:32):
No, in this case, ged stands for generally eat up
with Doug. Hey, I got me another fan letter the
other day.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Oh, let me.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Get it's another marriage proposal from a woman who's already married.

Speaker 14 (12:44):
Oh this here come from a college educated fellow.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Ah, marriage proposal from a man that's already married.

Speaker 14 (12:49):
No, Stavid, this boy enjoins me on a purely potonic
and intellectual level. Hey, check this out, dere big show gang.
I've been enjoying your programs, sn't you guys? Hit the
air here in Birmingham, and one of my favorite characters,
is how it? In my college years, I spent a
little time studying classical English literature while perusing a copy

(13:11):
of Henry the fourth Part one. Recently I came across
a bond mow that's French for a real goodurn in
a two scene four. It made me think of how it.
During an exchange in the Boar's Head tavern, Prince Henry
delivers this line thy leather jerkin, crystal button, nodding, painted
agate ring puke stuck in cattish garter's smooth tongue Spanish pouch.

(13:37):
Now doesn't that sound like one of holt snow driving
knuckle dragon insult? Is this good old boy more educated
than he's letting on? Are his humorous escapades inspired by Shakespeare?
Inquiring minds want to know Jim Dunn, Birmingham, Alabama. Here's
my reply, Dear Jim, what is me? My greatest fair

(13:58):
has been realized? My colorful collection of backwoods antics have
been revealed as a carefully constructed facade that they are
tis true. Good Sir. Though I strove mightily to present
myself as the leader of a league of dem yet
genial country bumkins, I actually have a Bachelor of Arts
degree in English literature for my years as a Rhodes

(14:20):
scholar at Oxford in the early nineteen seventies, when I
roomed with al Gore and Tommy Lee John. Since you
have discovered the leather jerk and Spanish pouch soliloquy, you
have no doubt identified the Shakespearean roots of other famous
moments in Hoyden Delbert history. For example, Richard the Third's
pro covity for younger members of the fair Sex, which

(14:42):
became Delbert's daddy and his well known attraction to underage
women in general, and the Olsen Twins in particular, not
to mention Romeo and Mercutio's memorable face off in Act
one of Romeo and Juliet, which later became Holyyt and
Delbert in the Deer Costume from Much Ado About Nothing,
the classic question what ho sets the wind in that corner?

(15:06):
Later adapted as at Tim Delbert let loose a big
fart with his girlfriend in the truck. In short, each
of our comic misadventures rests on the principal advance by
Macbeth in the closing moments of Act five, Scene five.
I quote. It is a tale told by an idiot
full of sound and fury signifying nothing. I hope this

(15:27):
startling revelation doesn't tarnish your enjoyment of our occasional comedic
presentations regards.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Let me guess you're just kidd about being college educated,
right you?

Speaker 14 (15:38):
Thank hey? Our big literary influences is Jerry Kleer and
brother Dave Garden. All thing I know about Shakespeare is
they make a pretty good fishing rum, doesn't I got
a run here? Men, Professor Bassniker says, fixing to go
to art, good that you tell him I said good night,
good night? Pardon is such sweet thorough that I shall

(16:00):
say good night till it be tomorrow? Or in modern terms, dahah,
He don't know what you mean. Y'all came straight upright.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Did right here?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
What's up, fella, bibes.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
It was this child two hundred pounds of twisted steel
and sex o kill the American dream.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Don't get us doing North Caklaki, North Caklaki. Good morning

(17:02):
to big shows on the radio.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
You know about Talboty Hour coming up, John Boy Jeopardy
It will be played, another one that will be made.
And for all of you who been wondering when Lipless
and mister Pesto will get together in another film after
Lipless in Seattle.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
It was bound to happen.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yes, that's coming up in about forty five minutes from
right now, says, try not to be far from your
radio over that.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
I'm all getting ready to hit the weekend. Go hurt
some fish, rain and you get my boat numbers? Yesterday
I did.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Oh and you know when I bought something for Jackie,
I bought your present. Yes, see how quick she got
off the phone. Yes, I'm the office and good it.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
You'll love it, Jackie.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
There he is.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
But they three inch numbers. They got to be three
inches A big legal off for friddy boat. Yeah, who
are you gonna have paint the name on the back.
I think he's got somebody down at beach. It does
really good job. Some wine on here, rest. Let you
get this.

Speaker 14 (18:00):
All right?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
You got my numers, you got Jackie, so come here.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
You're gonna love this. She's talking to some of your.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Talking to Johnny friends.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
Look look in you sare I bought an airhorn.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm gonna have fun. Yes, Randy has finally gone nuclear.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh my gosh, oh man, I wish we had to
take Jackie's face.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
That was worth that. We've been waiting an hour to
sit you out.

Speaker 9 (18:39):
And you notice that the package of numbers I bought
for you to say do it yourself looked. I couldn't
find one that said have Randy do.

Speaker 14 (18:45):
It for you.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
As well.

Speaker 8 (18:48):
Get it.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
That's the royal We of course, leave me alone, Randy,
my friends said, leave her alone.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Wow, and good morning is big show on a radio
less than thirty minutes away from Lipless and mister Pesto
Murray secretary together again on the big screen. Alright, and
now here it is John boy Jepary time. Well every
house has one now at least one, we hope. But

(19:19):
the state of Virginia used to levy a thirty dollars
luxury tax against homeowners who had one installed.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh what is big mouth Billy Butler?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
No good guess Well, y'all think one eight hundred big show.
You tovery line across America. We'll start calling one. Go
do we get a winter, let's do it? Good morning,

(20:07):
it's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
I'm moving toward the bottom of the how yea that
is time? Yes, sl cross on my rock. I had
Jerry Kilocome Jeff Perdy.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
I know your host, the sweatiest name in modern I'm sorry,
the sweetest name in modern radio.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Today. Peace John Moore. Hey to Mark Ala Leonor in
North Carolina.

Speaker 14 (20:37):
Good morning, Mark, Good morning John Boyce.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
How you doing today?

Speaker 14 (20:41):
You're doing this spine? You're doing all right?

Speaker 15 (20:42):
Good?

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (20:43):
Ye?

Speaker 8 (20:44):
Well good Mark.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Well every house has one now, but the state of
Virginia used to levy a thirty dollars luxury tax against
homeowners who had one installed.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
What you got?

Speaker 14 (20:56):
How about a mood show?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Lost the tilet?

Speaker 8 (21:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Mark, thanks for getting this going o buddy?

Speaker 14 (21:07):
Okay, John, have a good.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Barry out of Summrset, Kentucky, is up. Hello old Barry,
Hey John boy you know what man, Barry?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
What are you thinking?

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Television show?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Us a TV, not a television, But thank you for
playing Barry.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Dan Bill out of Greenville, South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Hello Bill, Hey Mike, what'd you think about it? H?

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Well? I was taking toilet bok uh?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Gets your mind at the toilet?

Speaker 8 (21:40):
Man?

Speaker 5 (21:44):
How about a shower? How about backup?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
How about a bathtub? You got it man?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
A bathtub? That's probably them snooty people in Ridge. Gonna
you're gonna use it one night a week. That's rough, wasteful.
You can't hide money.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Ah Bell, you did it, buddy, got the goodness girls
in North Carolina prize pack.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Thank you, job boy, right man, you earned it.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
What's happening? Whw's guy? The Rabbi shlowba here listen there.
Then I'm in the kitchen ripping up some crip locks.

Speaker 16 (22:29):
Oh shouting, get filthy fish on a big part of those.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Hurt and slapping, shaking. Nothing keeps a.

Speaker 16 (22:37):
Smile on my face like listening to my favorite schlameel
and schlumodles, John Boy and Billy down Regular Hush and
Fee Incorporated.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
See you guys on herdecks. Huh what's that like? Good morning?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's big showing already over this Thursday, July the tenth,
let's say, talking about the big show dot com, the
new streaming we've had. Then hearing a lot of praise,
but here's oh, here's the first negative.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Listene.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I get to work at six am and immediately get
on my computer and listen to your show. I just
subscribe to your site and it sounds great. The only
problem is the dead air. I'm at work and I'm
trying to stay awake. This usually in the problem as
long as I'm listening to your show or the music
you play. But when there's dead air, I find my
eyelids getting heavy and fighting the urge to nod off.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Hey, welcome to our world. Help me about.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Please help me keep from getting fired by fighting the
urge to nod off. I mean, please help me get
fired by falling asleep at work. I don't care what
you put in there. For example, you could have someone
read the sports section of the newspaper, have John Boyd
recite his favorite nursery rhymes.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Anything would be good.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
It's getting hard to explain all the keyboard indentations in
my forehead. Thanks loyal listener, now a loyal subscriber, Terry
Sarah Zoda, Florida.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
Well there's good news. Randy just brought a new piece
of equipment that's going to help us fill those holes.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Randy, which demonstrate.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
There, Yeah, there you go, keep you awake.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:39):
The explanation of that is that the Internet artists royalties
that are involved the music that's played as filler music
for royalty free music, so occasionally that royalty free music
doesn't pop in where it's supposed to it's something they're
working on, trying to make the smoother.

Speaker 8 (25:00):
Birthday.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, man, I'll tell you what that dang on the internet.

Speaker 7 (25:06):
Mane just going on there and point and click getting
in there talking about ww dot.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Dont call me. You got naked chicks on there, man.

Speaker 14 (25:12):
You go clickicklyicklickick click click click.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
What morning to make shows on the radio? Been show
buds here having birthdays. Glenn yos with signed designs. Happy
birthday Glenn. His picture of dub and Lisa hanging in
our studio here, Happy thirty eight birthday, the Donald Phillips
out of Dublin, Georgia and Katie Cara Best's sister is
twenty four All older sister.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Birthday KD.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
He came back that little intern only twenty one. That's
why our t shairs wrangled. You don't iron T shairs
win you twenty one? We drive day.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Where's price? She's wearing one? All right here? It is
what we've been waiting for.

Speaker 11 (26:17):
Listen to this twenty verse Century Fox presents the Summer's
Ultimate thrill Ride. Airport two thousand and three.

Speaker 15 (26:26):
Shot Flight seven eleven. Can anybody up to hear.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Me Lucille de Pesto is the rookie flight attendant.

Speaker 15 (26:35):
We just ran into another plane the whole flight Crison
west out. Can anybody tell me what to do?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Lipless is the rookie air traffic controller. Right are hot
hell hair? How are over here? Wire horn? Oh you
are hoo heart. I'll haul you out hood hair ho?
Whilere you out at here?

Speaker 14 (26:55):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (26:57):
I'm sorry I didn't content you.

Speaker 17 (27:00):
How hard are you halk a ground over? How hard
are you on the right?

Speaker 11 (27:06):
On the stars of Lipless and Seattle together again, depending
of course, on how you define the word together.

Speaker 17 (27:14):
And you're all old Holliday gay over? You're all old hollow?
How long the holl who no?

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Hang all away?

Speaker 14 (27:22):
What are you?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Hell?

Speaker 8 (27:24):
Over?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Airport two thousand and three.

Speaker 11 (27:28):
Roger Reberts says this movie has disaster written all over it.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Why you're ours over? Your ours?

Speaker 8 (27:36):
Way you are?

Speaker 2 (27:37):
How high the hammer are hang going? Those things? Won
you won't das hanging over whever I else is going along?
And right now?

Speaker 15 (27:51):
How we not? Are we not?

Speaker 8 (27:52):
Will them?

Speaker 17 (27:54):
That everybody has gone on?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Run over over? Araport P thirteen opens Friday, Got theaters,
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.

Speaker 12 (28:13):
Hey, horses and hawse sets. That's your old Pelgarcy. And
I'm not working a lot over abusing Nissan or working
the friar over abusive burgers. Colin Gaylord Sartaine two in
the morning to sing Buddy Hollo tunes. I'm listening to
my favorite fellow head injury patience. John Block doesn't every

(28:33):
morning on the Big Show Man, When was the last
time I had hand.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Good morning this big show on the radio? Coming up
on the easiest way for you to win, that'd be
the current events quiz h check up on some correspondence.
If it is a John Woy and Billy show, why
does everybody at the station go out of their way
to please John Boy and pay no attention to Billy,
asked John heydu out of new Burn, North Carolina.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
Well, I can answer that it's because John Boy is
high meeting.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
I was just gonna say, because Billy is low maintenance.

Speaker 6 (29:33):
Yeah, Billy's needs are simple. Is there coffee made?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yes, he's happy. Do we have cups and sugar?

Speaker 8 (29:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Look there, and I'm happy. There's a cocaine the fridge.
I'm a happy man.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Yeah, let's see.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
On August twenty six amailed you a copy the original
Moonshine Kills public service announcements produced by the US Treasury
Departments Bureau of Alcohol tobac On Firearms. The PSA's were
producer in the early sixties to up the manufacturer and
sell the moonshine throughout the South. Spots featured Andy Griffith,
Robert Stack, Louis Armstrong, Walter Bremen, David Jansen, Steve McQueen,

(30:08):
Ernest Tubbs, Ed Eames, Dan Blocker, Raymond Burr, and NASCAR's
Fred Lorenza. If you never received this day before I
heard the play, you have missing important and nostalgic peace
sub Americana. The intels where he can be reached at
Joe Ooliery. It was a retired ATF Special Agents.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
All right, any of touch it is. I'd like to
hear those.

Speaker 13 (30:29):
See.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Of course Billy don't want to, but.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
I do know.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
I was just saying the other day, you know what
would make me happier some moonshine announcement.

Speaker 16 (30:36):
No.

Speaker 9 (30:36):
See, now here's a good example. If Billy wanted to
hear them, Billy would go look at.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
Himself.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Uh, my husband mentioned a website you allaly mentioned, but
I can't locate us something about.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Who'd buy that? Who'd buy that?

Speaker 6 (30:49):
Now, it's who would buy that?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Who would buy that?

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Dot com?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
LEAs pass it on? Said Jennifer. All right, so there
it is who who would who would buy that?

Speaker 6 (30:57):
Dot com?

Speaker 9 (30:58):
Oh, there's a bunch of stuff collected from various websites
across the Internet that deal with auctions. People sell things
like their toenail clippings and things like that, And there's
a bunch of those sorts of listings there.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
It's pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Is there a way?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Gary Mason says, is there a way to find out
the date of a show that has the Weenie Whacker
song is the classic bit of the day.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
No, but listen, it'll be coming up soon, I'm sure.
Oh yeah, good morning gang.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I agree with John Boy that it is stupid to
waste one's money on lottery tickets. However, I bought ten
dollars worth of tickets yesterday and spent thirty dollars in
beer at the golf course. My question is this, which
one was dumber?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Well, neither.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
I think I gave ten dollars away to have a
chance at two point five million, and I had fun
at the golf course shot ninety one. Enjoyed the day, Sincerely,
Gary Mason. So what about the lottery?

Speaker 9 (31:48):
Huh Yeah, there were three winners, and I've look this
morning trying to find the states. I know they're listed somewhere,
but North Carolina South Carolina wasn't one of those states.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
They needn't win nothing.

Speaker 10 (32:00):
I told you should have stayed here and work. I
believe I was sent to buy tickets for and you
didn't win. You weren't one of the hundred thousands.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Tickets away.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Y'all.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Hang on, who your ship's gonna come in? If you
can get through and take Sea on the curn Events
Quiz in minutes. Good morning, this big show on the radio.
All right, let's get on in this Curne Events quiz.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
And we had a loser yesterday. By that's your heart,
don't think y'all. Just take Sea, all right? So what
we're gonna deal with Bidlett Elmo gets thrown out of
Central Park.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
We'll tell you what one eight hundred big show you
told free line across America.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
You take Sea c see he will win next
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