January 11, 2024 • 39 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, the Crocodile Stalker hunts down the FaceBook Bully.. - Marvin Webster notes something ironic about MLK Day in his hometown.. - and Mad Max has been thinking way too much about “smart” ovens..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Do you see as the weirdest dream?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The other night I was duct taped to an examination
table while a bunch of metal patients were mumbling gibberish
into my ear.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
What y y'all?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Turns out it weren't no dream. I was just listening
to wordy word on the Big Show with John Boy
and Milly. Someone needs to heard those losers into the
not Okay corral. H got a noodle do upping out
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on them.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
It is Thursday, January eleventh.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Then Tater's still in quarantine.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Hey, Marsy Hello, feeling great, sounding good, looking good?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Mithers still out sick bear bear Yeah, getting over to COVID.
I'm feeling better than I have since my last duck hunt.
I set out in the cold rain for three hours.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Dang those ducks. Ducklick is kind of weather.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I hope y'all made it through the storm that happened yesterday.
A couple of days ago. We had some sunshine yesterday. Yeah, man,
that was bad windy wey have y'all be in Charlotte,
North Carolina? They called off schools this is the first
time we were talking about have they ever canceled school
because of a thunderstorm?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Well, it was it was more of a weather event,
and was that surrounding areas. Yeah, I think it was
more for the threat of tornado.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
To be quite honest.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I always go back and listen to QUT our station
there is one of my favorites in WSFL, and they
were all canceling school.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So it wasn't just here.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
As well, it was all out well, I know the
eastern part of the state of North Carolina where we're
on WSFL, and of course QUT of Bristol, Johnson City
with the kid.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
They just sent you to school and you did your
tornado drill where you just your head down in the hallway.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
That was the same thing when there was a nuclear bomb,
you get under your desk.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, so you're in school.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
When we were kids, Johnny, you remember, our schools were
the evacuation station.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So that's right.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
So if severe weather happened, we're going to the school.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It was the most sturdy building we had in our community.
Is all right, Well we all made it through there.
Everything will be all right. Then, let's see National Milk Day.
It's National step in a puddle and splash your friends Day, which,
well there's still some puddles around here. We know we
did get a bunch of inches of rain, that's for sure.
Uh see National Arkansas Day. We salute our fine listeners
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in a great state of Arkansas, the nature state, the
twenty fifth state to join the Union.
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Oh right.
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Three days. In history, it was.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
January the eleventh, in eighteen seventy eight, the world's first
bottled milk home delivery service began started in Brooklyn, New York.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Are we getting milk on your front porch?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I don't think we ever did.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
We never had milk delivered.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Oh we did pet milk, pet milk. Well, it wasn't
in the bottles, I'm adallo, it was in the cartons.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah. And then I remember begging whenever it was up
and the milk mint was coming, Mama, can we get
some chocolate milk? Can we give some jocking mil Mom? Please?
Speaker 6 (04:41):
I'm sure she let you have it because she loved me, Yes,
more than anything we were up to.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Nineteen fifty eight, Lloyd Bridge has starred as Mike Nelson,
the Next Navy Frogman who became an underwater troubleshooter. That
was Sea Hunt on CBSTV. How long did that last?
Four years? It was on right And finally on this date,
three two year old Elliot O'Sullivan, who wanted to build
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a snowman, was upset when no snow fell near his
home in Taught in England. So his dad, Sean, who
was working one hundred and ten miles away in snow
covered Kent, filled his Mercedes Sprinter with snow and drove
the whole way home with a heater off to keep
the snow from melting.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
A good dad.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
The dad, mom and the son built him a snowman
one hundred and ten miles.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well, there you go.
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There's our categories one eight hundred. Big Shows, she told
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Good morning This.
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Wig Show on the radio, Thursday, January eleventh.
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You love a big shots.
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Let's say hey.
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From Jacksonville, North Carolina.
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Good morning, Nick.
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Hey, Hey John Boy, how you guys do it?
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Hey?
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Yah man, we are doing all right, buddy, glad you
made it in here had a beautiful Jacksonville.
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All right, buddy, you in the service. Uh you a city. Yes, sir,
United States Marine Corps O.
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Oh wow, man, Nick, thank you for your service, buddy,
my rid you're the man that but good.
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and Baywatch.
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All right, SpongeBob, can they drill you on that in
book camp?
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Uh for the wind? Three things you used to build
a snowman? Ready go? No car? And uh carrot? Yeah
you need a car.
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Don't use it like Rodney Carrington used to know. Don't
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Shout out to my wife and all the boys Advanced
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Thank you.
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Now, when he was a young man, he always thought
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Up in Washington, d C.
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King Trump got a Bible from his Mammy, Holy Trump.
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His hands are small and clammy boarded in New.
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York City, hair like Conway.
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Troughing rob me.
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He says he's smart as hell from robbing. He danced
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His foods ain't got no smell. I got more ex
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Here is olivery.
Speaker 14 (12:56):
Well, well, well, I was already with another little adventure
into the fish white underbelly of the entourage. When lo
and behold the prodigal son returner and none too soon, brother,
talk about kicking a man when he's down. From the
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way they've been talking about you around here, your ears
should be ringing like the bells of notre freaking dome.
Oh sure they're all smiling now because the boss is here,
but you should have heard these Jibbroni's bad mouth you
while you were gone. You couldn't have gotten more verbal
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abuse of you to join the Taliban.
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Oh it's true.
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As you lay in your sick bed, fighting for your
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the ones who had to hear you in the throes
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of some vile virus, your judgment blinded by fever, calling
out for chicken wings and baby dolls, and asking you
a poor put upon wife where she was going. Later,
they should have been pacing ruts in the floor, praying
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that the good Lord would see fit to give you
just one more day.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
But did they? What do you think?
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They sat here in the big comfy studio, making their
catty little comments like have you noticed how much cleaner
and drier the bathroom is when he's not here? And hey,
look at all the food that's left, and wow, this
is what the studio really smells like. Well, as hard
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as it may be for some to you'd believe John
Boy is only human, or at least close, he is
subject to the same ills and sicknesses.
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As the rest of us mere mortals.
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A virus took over his body so intense that it
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Randy John Boy never gets sick. He only pretends, even
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friend John Boy. But did Randy share that concern? Oh no,
Why he was too worried that he wouldn't have a
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in the studio, And from the tales I've heard this morning,
that would have been the last place I'd ever want
my note. Why Jackie even threw in an occasional you know?
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And whatever? Billy over here was too busy hitting on
a lane from Seinfeld and Pillars he lit a candle. See,
some people care, others just care about themselves. But now
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he's back, still weak, still frail, but with the heart
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was from Pillars of Money.
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I stand on a hill, but not for a thrill,
but for the breath of a fresh kill. And never
mind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates.
He stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent from
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the heat of the laundra back then.
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Leaving his soul.
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And then, like in poetry, I go dot dot dot,
you know.
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Kind of horse center.
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I go leaving his soul parting the waters.
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O'velong gotta of.
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You like that job? By guy, Good morning.
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Fun with the Crocodile Stalker First, here we go.
Speaker 16 (21:25):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife than annoying a crap out
of them. Now here Steve.
Speaker 13 (21:38):
Fight you loving Gooday, you're old pal Stevie, and today
what hot on the trail of a brand new species.
It's only been around for a little ever a decade,
but apparently they breed like rabbits because the aetia. Bloody
planet is run over with them. The scientific name is Cyberust.
Facebook as Bullius or the Facebook Tough Guy, It's still a.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Park if possible.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
Pump doesn't courage the indoors and off the street.
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Cuckoo is extremely dangerous.
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Cuckoo was last seen in the vicinity of the Trouble
Street Park.
Speaker 13 (22:14):
Sorry, let me shut that off. While everyone knows they exist,
no one has ever seen one in person. They talk
big online, but when it comes time to put up
a shut up, they're a no show. But today I
think I've managed to lure one of these cowards out
from behind the keyboard and into the open. I've arranged
a meeting and maybe a showdown right here at Elm
Street Park. Don't worry, folks, Old Steve is in no danger.
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The only place the Facebook Tough Guy is really dangerous
is in their own imagination. But I think I really
got his goat by insulting all the stuff on his page.
Judging by his profanity laced response, I pretty much guarantee
he'll show up who will guess who? He doesn't even
dare to meet me head on. He's got to sneak
up on me through the underbrush. I see you in
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the bushes there, Jocko, show yourself.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh brother, look at this job.
Speaker 13 (23:07):
He's afraid to show his bloom and face dressed up
in the worst gorilla costume I've ever seen. Oh, spare
me the patrics here, Dandy gillispit, I'm onto you. So
you fell for my little trape? Which insult got your lad?
Speaker 5 (23:21):
How bet it was?
Speaker 13 (23:21):
How you use your telescope as a substitute for your manhood?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
I knew it, Kragie.
Speaker 13 (23:27):
Did you really think you were going to give me
the jinkies with that moth eating Halloween cast off? I've
gone toe to toe with the worst of Mother Nature's worst.
The jiggies up, mate, be a man and shuck that
mask on outfit. Let's get a look at you. I
can't understand a thing you're saying under that mask. I'm
gonna pull it off so I can see your face
before you run away again. Huh Unless I miss my guess,
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that's either on there pretty tight? All this is real,
of course it is. Look mate, this is a simple misunderstanding.
What's going on here? Careful, mate, stay back. This guy's
a monster. I don't care what kinky stuff you freaks
her up to. Just tell me which one of you
bozos is the wise guy that made fun of my
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telescope on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Oh so it's you.
Speaker 13 (24:23):
You think you're gonna scare me dressed up like the
keyboard player at show Biz Pizza. I knew you wouldn't
have the ko jonis to show your face. I'm not
just some rube. It's go time, bro, just as soon
as I finish this banana. Oh hey, hell hey, not
the face.
Speaker 11 (24:43):
Not the face.
Speaker 13 (24:46):
You know, it's kind of fun when you're on this
end of it my health.
Speaker 16 (24:50):
Tune in again next week for another episode of The
Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 13 (24:55):
What are you gonna do with that telescope?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Let's play John boyd jivity All review yesterday's question. Not
that you'll ever need it, but a basic way to
individually identify the animated chipmunks Chippindale from one another. Chip
has one of these? Dale has two? Yes, they're teeth,
all right, you'll notice that next time and get back
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to us Today's John Boy jepardy. According to a recent survey,
this item is consistently the most complained about items sold
in the American grocery stores and Oh, here's a hint
for you.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
It's found in the produce section. What are these nuts?
Killer bees?
Speaker 3 (25:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
She said d's.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Oh no, I guess there could be a killer d's somewhere.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Never mind, let's move on. What y'all got one ain't hundred?
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Speaker 6 (27:03):
And now a man whose biggest grocery store complaint is.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Hey, when are you gonna get some more wiggies in
these pley He's John Boy made me sound angry about
I know dous that head of Steve out of Dandridge, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Good morning, Steve, morning, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Hey you do hey man, we are all.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Good making it back here.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
So uh Steve, you got the first shot this morning
of the big Old Southern East Friday back. So, according
to that recent survey, this item consistently the most complained
about items sold in American grocery stores. Giving you a hint,
it's found in the produce section. Taylor was all confused
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about nuts while ago, So forget that. What have you
got there, Steve.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
I'm gonna say, ahead of lettuce?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Okay, is it lettuce? I guess letters? You can figure
it up and feel it and look at it.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
Yeah, you can pretty much do that with all the problems.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You can't at least at the store. I go through
behind glass. All right, well today we appreciate you playing, buddy.
You have a great day.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
You did the same, John Boy, thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
All right, my man, let's go to Tommy. He's up
in Radford, Virginia. Good morning, Tommy, Hey body. All right, Tommy,
rule out ahead of letters in the produce section. What
you got to see most consistently complained about item there?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
My man?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Is it bananas?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Yeah, day I come. I want to go home. I
was singing along with that banana song and I just
figured it out. His own a banana boat. So he
was saying, tally man, tallly me banana. He wanted to
buy one.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Uh, he wanted to count it so he could you
get all tally That's well I thought I understood it.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Never mon But hey, good news for you, Tommy. You
got big old Southern ease for Rioty pack will get
it to you. Bradford, who got it?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Buddy? Hang on, tally man, tally me banana?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Right, Yeah, that makes more sense than I thought. He
just wanted to buy banana when he was owned a
banana boat.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
He bentually he was selling them.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
He's gathered them up, and he wants the man to
count them so he can get paid.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I got it doesn't count the song one that.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
You're right?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
They sure does. All right. Now I'm caught up from
that song back in when was it? I say, welcome
to fifty four.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
My good deal?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah, I like it all right. I'm gonna go bananas
in the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Good luck.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Let's talk about catching up on your knees. Talk about
this bananas there?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Right? H h.
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Good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
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Questions, yes you can play, we have two more contests
to go. I talk back to the music as a
it's a disc jockey get anybody else loves as much as.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Bush I love it.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
God we love us and willing pay the pride of
Knockados's Texas. Let us say them get on somebody else's
nerves right there?
Speaker 11 (31:14):
Moving.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Uh, yes, ma'am, it's this the peoples who moves houses.
Speaker 11 (31:17):
Yes it is.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Well, yes, ma'am, Well I needs to get a house moved. Yes, sir,
and uh, I was wondering how much do it costs
to get one move?
Speaker 11 (31:24):
Well, it depends on the size of the house and
the distance that you need it move.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yes, ma'am. Well it a two bedroom house. It ain't
a real big house, and I needs to move with
about five miles out here in the country. Uh. Do
y'all move houses during the day or the night time?
Speaker 11 (31:39):
They're almost during the daytime.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yes, ma'am. Well that'll be good cause they'll be worked
then when you move it that work.
Speaker 11 (31:45):
Whose house is this you wanna move?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Well, it'd be my neighbor's house. See. They real bad
people have parties nearly every night, get drunk. They're crazy
over there near the runt of us crazy over here,
and people's coming and going all hours of the day
night over there.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
Well, did I you're gonna move their house?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Not really, But I just keep staying to stay next
door to them no more. We keep sleep or care on,
no kind of normal life of her on around here
with all that.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
Going on, Sir, You can't just move somebody's house without
their permission.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Well, I talked to their daughter about it. She stay
over there every day while they work, and she should
it be all right with her and would move the house.
She don't like around here, know how? Too many cars
right here at night and all that stuff get on
her nerve.
Speaker 11 (32:26):
You know, you can't move their house without their permission.
We're in the moving business, that's what we do. But
a neighbor just can't call and have somebody's house moved
just because they're not happy living next door?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Why keep it?
Speaker 11 (32:41):
You just can't. How would you like it if somebody
moved your house while you were gone to work?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Well, they couldn't do that to me cause I don't
work no where. I stay right here at the house
all that.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
You know what I mean? You wouldn't be too happy
if your neighbors had your house moved without your permission?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Just man, Well, what do you think we could do
about all this? Ragging around here.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
You could call the police. Have you talked to these
people about cutting down the noise?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Well, yes, ma'am. I don't talk to him a hundred
times about it. They don't pay no attention or nothing.
We say that at last time I talked to him
when they bought over there, pulled the knife on 'em
and act like he was gonna cut and excuse me
to death.
Speaker 11 (33:18):
Well, y'all to just comp police, they can stop it.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Well, see, so y'all, uh won't come out here and
move the house from 'em? No, sir, Well, what if
I would just go over there while they were gone
and moving myself? My son got a log truck out here,
and I could just tie some change around it, you know,
drag it on. How to wait around here show cut MM.
Speaker 11 (33:37):
I wouldn't try that. You might get into some trouble.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
You think so sure?
Speaker 11 (33:42):
Do you need to try to handle this through either
the police or the shift.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Fine, Well, I don't talk to them about it. Several time.
They act like they scared of these people. Theyself and
old men stay over here there and been in the
penitentiary several times for shooting and hurting people. Last time
he was in there. They said he killed somebody while
he was off up in there. Yeah, so the polices
ain't too crazy about coming out here and trying to
do nothing. A bautist here they own self.
Speaker 11 (34:06):
Well, we just can't come move someone's house unless the
owners ask us to.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Well they ridk from my old ladies stay over here
about a mile or two, and I'm gonna just go
over there tonight and aks her for if I pays
for it myself, can it be moving?
Speaker 11 (34:20):
Well, you need to have the owner contact us. We
can't move it without her permission.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Well, I'm gonna go see her a seating and if
she say it's alright. I was wondering, can y'all move
while all them kids is in there? They probably you know, uh,
probably enjoy getting the ride. Any Why the people move
that o't man just kind of tookle me show would
be surprised, you know, if he got home and it
wasn't nothing else they put it, hmpty A lot would house.
Speaker 11 (34:45):
Now, So we can't move a house people inside.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Well, I sure do appreciate your help. And I tell
you what, I'm gonna call you after I go over
down there at night and talk to that old lady
and uh that owns the property. Okay, thanks for calling, alright,
I sure appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Honey, by bye, got a plan like that she tried
to raise. How would you like it if somebody would
come move your house when you were out on work?
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Good Thursday morning, Big shows on the radio. And now
a few minutes with Marvin Webster.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yoh, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Hey man, did you see well?
Speaker 8 (35:47):
Captain Kangaroo had another one of them angry press conferences
the other day. Yeah, he's talking about how video games
are too violent. All he was wringing his hands and
getting all bent out of shape. He says, they need
to pass that's a law and start like a rating
system for video games, kind of the one they have
for like movies and stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
You know.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
He's talking about this new video game, Mortal Combat.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 9 (36:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Pretty violent game, you know, But the captain says, if
you're playing this game, you have to choose violence. If
you don't, you don't win, your captain, the name of
the game is Mortal Combat. You ain't gonna win by
dropping ping pong balls on some dude's head, you know,
I mean, what is with this guy. Remember when Captain
Kangaroo was like the.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Happiest guy on TV.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Oh, he'd walk into the treasure House, be smiling, real
big bunny rabbit. Good to see you, sad five o'clock,
how's it going? The only person mellow and the captain
was mister green Jeans. Remember there's a green Jeans never
in a bad movie. May do you want to what
he was working on out there on the South forty,
you know? But nowadays every time you see Captain Kangaroo
on TV, he's like bad mouthing somebody. You know. The
(36:56):
cartoons today just one long toy commercial. Barney the Dinosaur
is a big purple idiot as opposed to who mister Moose. Yeah,
there's a real Rhodes scholar for you. Cavin Gangaroo has
turned real bitter since he lost his TV show. If
you knowed that, I mean he's turned into like the
Robert D. Rayford of children's television. You know, she'spake to
(37:19):
see him climb up on stage during the daytime Emmy Awards.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
You know, he's had got a snoop for his hairs,
all messed up.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
The big bottle of mad Dogs sticking out of one
of them.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Big coat pockets.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
He goes.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
He let me tell you something.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
The Kneinja turtle couldn't carry dancing bears jock strap.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
See.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
I think the Captain needs to get up with mister
Green Jeans real soon.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
If you know what I mean, y'all think about it.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
I'm ivin website.
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All that's hog wash. It's all perfectly legal, just like
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How do y'all do that? Moving around?
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Like to listen to us on different radio stations and
that works all right. It's exciting to live in this
technocracy age of give and give, never take. Thank you, Mars,
you're welcome, and Minut's see usual slot for our man
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Let me get back in.
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The NASCAR season, kicking things off in the coliseum out
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got a little something special filled in for Douggy here
coming up in a minute, at least in my mind.
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Let's see what it is when it make show rolls
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Dear Diary, this is Gary.
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Do you see as the weirdest dream?
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The other night I was duct taped to an examination
table while a bunch of metal patients were mumbling gibberish
into my ear.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
What y y'all?
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Turns out it weren't no dream. I was just listening
to wordy word on the Big Show with John Boy
and Milly. Someone needs to heard those losers into the
not Okay corral. H got a noodle do upping out
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on them.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
It is Thursday, January eleventh.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Alright?
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Then Tater's still in quarantine.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Hey, Marsy Hello, feeling great, sounding good, looking good?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Mithers still out sick bear bear Yeah, getting over to COVID.
I'm feeling better than I have since my last duck hunt.
I set out in the cold rain for three hours.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Dang those ducks. Ducklick is kind of weather.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I hope y'all made it through the storm that happened yesterday.
A couple of days ago. We had some sunshine yesterday. Yeah, man,
that was bad windy wey have y'all be in Charlotte,
North Carolina? They called off schools this is the first
time we were talking about have they ever canceled school
because of a thunderstorm?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Well, it was it was more of a weather event,
and was that surrounding areas. Yeah, I think it was
more for the threat of tornado.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
To be quite honest.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I always go back and listen to QUT our station
there is one of my favorites in WSFL, and they
were all canceling school.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So it wasn't just here.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
As well, it was all out well, I know the
eastern part of the state of North Carolina where we're
on WSFL, and of course QUT of Bristol, Johnson City
with the kid.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
They just sent you to school and you did your
tornado drill where you just your head down in the hallway.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
That was the same thing when there was a nuclear bomb,
you get under your desk.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, so you're in school.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
When we were kids, Johnny, you remember, our schools were
the evacuation station.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So that's right.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
So if severe weather happened, we're going to the school.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It was the most sturdy building we had in our community.
Is all right, Well we all made it through there.
Everything will be all right. Then, let's see National Milk Day.
It's National step in a puddle and splash your friends Day, which,
well there's still some puddles around here. We know we
did get a bunch of inches of rain, that's for sure.
Uh see National Arkansas Day. We salute our fine listeners
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in a great state of Arkansas, the nature state, the
twenty fifth state to join the Union.
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Three days. In history, it was.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
January the eleventh, in eighteen seventy eight, the world's first
bottled milk home delivery service began started in Brooklyn, New York.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Are we getting milk on your front porch?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I don't think we ever did.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
We never had milk delivered.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Oh we did pet milk, pet milk. Well, it wasn't
in the bottles, I'm adallo, it was in the cartons.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah. And then I remember begging whenever it was up
and the milk mint was coming, Mama, can we get
some chocolate milk? Can we give some jocking mil Mom? Please?
Speaker 6 (04:41):
I'm sure she let you have it because she loved me, Yes,
more than anything we were up to.
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Nineteen fifty eight, Lloyd Bridge has starred as Mike Nelson,
the Next Navy Frogman who became an underwater troubleshooter. That
was Sea Hunt on CBSTV. How long did that last?
Four years? It was on right And finally on this date,
three two year old Elliot O'Sullivan, who wanted to build
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a snowman, was upset when no snow fell near his
home in Taught in England. So his dad, Sean, who
was working one hundred and ten miles away in snow
covered Kent, filled his Mercedes Sprinter with snow and drove
the whole way home with a heater off to keep
the snow from melting.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
A good dad.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
The dad, mom and the son built him a snowman
one hundred and ten miles.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Right.
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Well, there you go.
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John Boy, Billy to give the prizes from the big
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
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From Jacksonville, North Carolina.
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Good morning, Nick.
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Hey, Hey John Boy, how you guys do it?
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Hey?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yah man, we are doing all right, buddy, glad you
made it in here had a beautiful Jacksonville.
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All right, buddy, you in the service. Uh you a city. Yes, sir,
United States Marine Corps O.
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Oh wow, man, Nick, thank you for your service, buddy,
my rid you're the man that but good.
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TV shows centered around water. Ready go, Outer Bank, SpongeBob
and Baywatch.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
All right, SpongeBob, can they drill you on that in
book camp?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Uh for the wind? Three things you used to build
a snowman? Ready go? No car? And uh carrot? Yeah
you need a car.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Don't use it like Rodney Carrington used to know. Don't
use it for the nose. Nick, good work, sending you
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Shout out to my wife and all the boys Advanced
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King Trump.
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Now, when he was a young man, he always thought
he'd be sitting on a throne.
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Up in Washington, d C.
Speaker 12 (10:22):
King Trump got a Bible from his Mammy, Holy Trump.
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His hands are small and clammy boarded in New.
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York City, hair like Conway.
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Twitty Now people love to listen to his speeches. He
calls folks losers and lions sons of beaches. Things that
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Trump likes bragging about his pickle.
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Boarded in New York City, hair like Conway Twitty Kat Trump.
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Troughing rob me.
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He says he's smart as hell from robbing. He danced
on its in hell from a bit common sense, mere well,
trouble trouble.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
His foods ain't got no smell. I got more ex
wives that Sinatra.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
He trouble coming.
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Problem rob rob from from swimming pools, from from from from.
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I know he's probably crazy, but I'm voting Buckin't trouble,
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He trouble even when he's flipping flopping. Born in New
York City. Hairline Conway Twitty.
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He was born in New York City and his hands
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I am looking forward to an orderly election which will
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Speaker 14 (12:56):
Well, well, well, I was already with another little adventure
into the fish white underbelly of the entourage. When lo
and behold the prodigal son returner and none too soon, brother,
talk about kicking a man when he's down. From the
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way they've been talking about you around here, your ears
should be ringing like the bells of notre freaking dome.
Oh sure they're all smiling now because the boss is here,
but you should have heard these Jibbroni's bad mouth you
while you were gone. You couldn't have gotten more verbal
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abuse of you to join the Taliban.
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Oh it's true.
Speaker 14 (13:46):
As you lay in your sick bed, fighting for your
life and the control of the remote, your big show
family here was rolling their eyes and snickering that you
were faking it. Oh why the very ideas? They're not
the ones who had to hear you in the throes
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of some vile virus, your judgment blinded by fever, calling
out for chicken wings and baby dolls, and asking you
a poor put upon wife where she was going. Later,
they should have been pacing ruts in the floor, praying
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that the good Lord would see fit to give you
just one more day.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
But did they? What do you think?
Speaker 14 (14:39):
They sat here in the big comfy studio, making their
catty little comments like have you noticed how much cleaner
and drier the bathroom is when he's not here? And hey,
look at all the food that's left, and wow, this
is what the studio really smells like. Well, as hard
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as it may be for some to you'd believe John
Boy is only human, or at least close, he is
subject to the same ills and sicknesses.
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As the rest of us mere mortals.
Speaker 14 (15:17):
A virus took over his body so intense that it
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Randy John Boy never gets sick. He only pretends, even
when acting. Buddy Jeff Peller's noticed the week before that
John Boy was looking peaked and told him so, his
only concern being for the continued welfare of his dear
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friend John Boy. But did Randy share that concern? Oh no,
Why he was too worried that he wouldn't have a
place to put his nose if John Boyce Butt wasn't
in the studio, And from the tales I've heard this morning,
that would have been the last place I'd ever want
my note. Why Jackie even threw in an occasional you know?
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a lane from Seinfeld and Pillars he lit a candle. See,
some people care, others just care about themselves. But now
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I stand on a hill, but not for a thrill,
but for the breath of a fresh kill. And never
mind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates.
He stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent from
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the heat of the laundra back then.
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Leaving his soul.
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Speaker 3 (20:52):
Scar?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Can't you read my blind man? All right?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
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Fun with the Crocodile Stalker First, here we go.
Speaker 16 (21:25):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife than annoying a crap out
of them. Now here Steve.
Speaker 13 (21:38):
Fight you loving Gooday, you're old pal Stevie, and today
what hot on the trail of a brand new species.
It's only been around for a little ever a decade,
but apparently they breed like rabbits because the aetia. Bloody
planet is run over with them. The scientific name is Cyberust.
Facebook as Bullius or the Facebook Tough Guy, It's still a.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Park if possible.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
Pump doesn't courage the indoors and off the street.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Cuckoo is extremely dangerous.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Cuckoo was last seen in the vicinity of the Trouble
Street Park.
Speaker 13 (22:14):
Sorry, let me shut that off. While everyone knows they exist,
no one has ever seen one in person. They talk
big online, but when it comes time to put up
a shut up, they're a no show. But today I
think I've managed to lure one of these cowards out
from behind the keyboard and into the open. I've arranged
a meeting and maybe a showdown right here at Elm
Street Park. Don't worry, folks, Old Steve is in no danger.
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The only place the Facebook Tough Guy is really dangerous
is in their own imagination. But I think I really
got his goat by insulting all the stuff on his page.
Judging by his profanity laced response, I pretty much guarantee
he'll show up who will guess who? He doesn't even
dare to meet me head on. He's got to sneak
up on me through the underbrush. I see you in
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the bushes there, Jocko, show yourself.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh brother, look at this job.
Speaker 13 (23:07):
He's afraid to show his bloom and face dressed up
in the worst gorilla costume I've ever seen. Oh, spare
me the patrics here, Dandy gillispit, I'm onto you. So
you fell for my little trape? Which insult got your lad?
Speaker 5 (23:21):
How bet it was?
Speaker 13 (23:21):
How you use your telescope as a substitute for your manhood?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
I knew it, Kragie.
Speaker 13 (23:27):
Did you really think you were going to give me
the jinkies with that moth eating Halloween cast off? I've
gone toe to toe with the worst of Mother Nature's worst.
The jiggies up, mate, be a man and shuck that
mask on outfit. Let's get a look at you. I
can't understand a thing you're saying under that mask. I'm
gonna pull it off so I can see your face
before you run away again. Huh Unless I miss my guess,
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that's either on there pretty tight? All this is real,
of course it is. Look mate, this is a simple misunderstanding.
What's going on here? Careful, mate, stay back. This guy's
a monster. I don't care what kinky stuff you freaks
her up to. Just tell me which one of you
bozos is the wise guy that made fun of my
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telescope on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Oh so it's you.
Speaker 13 (24:23):
You think you're gonna scare me dressed up like the
keyboard player at show Biz Pizza. I knew you wouldn't
have the ko jonis to show your face. I'm not
just some rube. It's go time, bro, just as soon
as I finish this banana. Oh hey, hell hey, not
the face.
Speaker 11 (24:43):
Not the face.
Speaker 13 (24:46):
You know, it's kind of fun when you're on this
end of it my health.
Speaker 16 (24:50):
Tune in again next week for another episode of The
Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 13 (24:55):
What are you gonna do with that telescope?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Let's play John boyd jivity All review yesterday's question. Not
that you'll ever need it, but a basic way to
individually identify the animated chipmunks Chippindale from one another. Chip
has one of these? Dale has two? Yes, they're teeth,
all right, you'll notice that next time and get back
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to us Today's John Boy jepardy. According to a recent survey,
this item is consistently the most complained about items sold
in the American grocery stores and Oh, here's a hint
for you.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
It's found in the produce section. What are these nuts?
Killer bees?
Speaker 3 (25:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
She said d's.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Oh no, I guess there could be a killer d's somewhere.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Never mind, let's move on. What y'all got one ain't hundred?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
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John boyd Jeopardy in next Good Morning, it's a big
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Speaker 6 (27:03):
And now a man whose biggest grocery store complaint is.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Hey, when are you gonna get some more wiggies in
these pley He's John Boy made me sound angry about
I know dous that head of Steve out of Dandridge, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Good morning, Steve, morning, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Hey you do hey man, we are all.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Good making it back here.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
So uh Steve, you got the first shot this morning
of the big Old Southern East Friday back. So, according
to that recent survey, this item consistently the most complained
about items sold in American grocery stores. Giving you a hint,
it's found in the produce section. Taylor was all confused
(27:49):
about nuts while ago, So forget that. What have you
got there, Steve.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
I'm gonna say, ahead of lettuce?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Okay, is it lettuce? I guess letters? You can figure
it up and feel it and look at it.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
Yeah, you can pretty much do that with all the problems.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You can't at least at the store. I go through
behind glass. All right, well today we appreciate you playing, buddy.
You have a great day.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
You did the same, John Boy, thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
All right, my man, let's go to Tommy. He's up
in Radford, Virginia. Good morning, Tommy, Hey body. All right, Tommy,
rule out ahead of letters in the produce section. What
you got to see most consistently complained about item there?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
My man?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Is it bananas?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Yeah, day I come. I want to go home. I
was singing along with that banana song and I just
figured it out. His own a banana boat. So he
was saying, tally man, tallly me banana. He wanted to
buy one.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Uh, he wanted to count it so he could you
get all tally That's well I thought I understood it.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Never mon But hey, good news for you, Tommy. You
got big old Southern ease for Rioty pack will get
it to you. Bradford, who got it?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Buddy? Hang on, tally man, tally me banana?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Right, Yeah, that makes more sense than I thought. He
just wanted to buy banana when he was owned a
banana boat.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
He bentually he was selling them.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
He's gathered them up, and he wants the man to
count them so he can get paid.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I got it doesn't count the song one that.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
You're right?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
They sure does. All right. Now I'm caught up from
that song back in when was it? I say, welcome
to fifty four.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
My good deal?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah, I like it all right. I'm gonna go bananas
in the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Good luck.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Let's talk about catching up on your knees. Talk about
this bananas there?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Right? H h.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Questions, yes you can play, we have two more contests
to go. I talk back to the music as a
it's a disc jockey get anybody else loves as much as.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Bush I love it.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
God we love us and willing pay the pride of
Knockados's Texas. Let us say them get on somebody else's
nerves right there?
Speaker 11 (31:14):
Moving.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Uh, yes, ma'am, it's this the peoples who moves houses.
Speaker 11 (31:17):
Yes it is.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Well, yes, ma'am, Well I needs to get a house moved. Yes, sir,
and uh, I was wondering how much do it costs
to get one move?
Speaker 11 (31:24):
Well, it depends on the size of the house and
the distance that you need it move.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yes, ma'am. Well it a two bedroom house. It ain't
a real big house, and I needs to move with
about five miles out here in the country. Uh. Do
y'all move houses during the day or the night time?
Speaker 11 (31:39):
They're almost during the daytime.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yes, ma'am. Well that'll be good cause they'll be worked
then when you move it that work.
Speaker 11 (31:45):
Whose house is this you wanna move?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Well, it'd be my neighbor's house. See. They real bad
people have parties nearly every night, get drunk. They're crazy
over there near the runt of us crazy over here,
and people's coming and going all hours of the day
night over there.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
Well, did I you're gonna move their house?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Not really, But I just keep staying to stay next
door to them no more. We keep sleep or care on,
no kind of normal life of her on around here
with all that.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
Going on, Sir, You can't just move somebody's house without
their permission.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Well, I talked to their daughter about it. She stay
over there every day while they work, and she should
it be all right with her and would move the house.
She don't like around here, know how? Too many cars
right here at night and all that stuff get on
her nerve.
Speaker 11 (32:26):
You know, you can't move their house without their permission.
We're in the moving business, that's what we do. But
a neighbor just can't call and have somebody's house moved
just because they're not happy living next door?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Why keep it?
Speaker 11 (32:41):
You just can't. How would you like it if somebody
moved your house while you were gone to work?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Well, they couldn't do that to me cause I don't
work no where. I stay right here at the house
all that.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
You know what I mean? You wouldn't be too happy
if your neighbors had your house moved without your permission?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Just man, Well, what do you think we could do
about all this? Ragging around here.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
You could call the police. Have you talked to these
people about cutting down the noise?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Well, yes, ma'am. I don't talk to him a hundred
times about it. They don't pay no attention or nothing.
We say that at last time I talked to him
when they bought over there, pulled the knife on 'em
and act like he was gonna cut and excuse me
to death.
Speaker 11 (33:18):
Well, y'all to just comp police, they can stop it.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Well, see, so y'all, uh won't come out here and
move the house from 'em? No, sir, Well, what if
I would just go over there while they were gone
and moving myself? My son got a log truck out here,
and I could just tie some change around it, you know,
drag it on. How to wait around here show cut MM.
Speaker 11 (33:37):
I wouldn't try that. You might get into some trouble.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
You think so sure?
Speaker 11 (33:42):
Do you need to try to handle this through either
the police or the shift.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Fine, Well, I don't talk to them about it. Several time.
They act like they scared of these people. Theyself and
old men stay over here there and been in the
penitentiary several times for shooting and hurting people. Last time
he was in there. They said he killed somebody while
he was off up in there. Yeah, so the polices
ain't too crazy about coming out here and trying to
do nothing. A bautist here they own self.
Speaker 11 (34:06):
Well, we just can't come move someone's house unless the
owners ask us to.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Well they ridk from my old ladies stay over here
about a mile or two, and I'm gonna just go
over there tonight and aks her for if I pays
for it myself, can it be moving?
Speaker 11 (34:20):
Well, you need to have the owner contact us. We
can't move it without her permission.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Well, I'm gonna go see her a seating and if
she say it's alright. I was wondering, can y'all move
while all them kids is in there? They probably you know, uh,
probably enjoy getting the ride. Any Why the people move
that o't man just kind of tookle me show would
be surprised, you know, if he got home and it
wasn't nothing else they put it, hmpty A lot would house.
Speaker 11 (34:45):
Now, So we can't move a house people inside.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Well, I sure do appreciate your help. And I tell
you what, I'm gonna call you after I go over
down there at night and talk to that old lady
and uh that owns the property. Okay, thanks for calling, alright,
I sure appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Honey, by bye, got a plan like that she tried
to raise. How would you like it if somebody would
come move your house when you were out on work?
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Good Thursday morning, Big shows on the radio. And now
a few minutes with Marvin Webster.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yoh, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Hey man, did you see well?
Speaker 8 (35:47):
Captain Kangaroo had another one of them angry press conferences
the other day. Yeah, he's talking about how video games
are too violent. All he was wringing his hands and
getting all bent out of shape. He says, they need
to pass that's a law and start like a rating
system for video games, kind of the one they have
for like movies and stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
You know.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
He's talking about this new video game, Mortal Combat.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 9 (36:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Pretty violent game, you know, But the captain says, if
you're playing this game, you have to choose violence. If
you don't, you don't win, your captain, the name of
the game is Mortal Combat. You ain't gonna win by
dropping ping pong balls on some dude's head, you know,
I mean, what is with this guy. Remember when Captain
Kangaroo was like the.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Happiest guy on TV.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Oh, he'd walk into the treasure House, be smiling, real
big bunny rabbit. Good to see you, sad five o'clock,
how's it going? The only person mellow and the captain
was mister green Jeans. Remember there's a green Jeans never
in a bad movie. May do you want to what
he was working on out there on the South forty,
you know? But nowadays every time you see Captain Kangaroo
on TV, he's like bad mouthing somebody. You know. The
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cartoons today just one long toy commercial. Barney the Dinosaur
is a big purple idiot as opposed to who mister Moose. Yeah,
there's a real Rhodes scholar for you. Cavin Gangaroo has
turned real bitter since he lost his TV show. If
you knowed that, I mean he's turned into like the
Robert D. Rayford of children's television. You know, she'spake to
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see him climb up on stage during the daytime Emmy Awards.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
You know, he's had got a snoop for his hairs,
all messed up.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
The big bottle of mad Dogs sticking out of one
of them.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Big coat pockets.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
He goes.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
He let me tell you something.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
The Kneinja turtle couldn't carry dancing bears jock strap.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
See.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
I think the Captain needs to get up with mister
Green Jeans real soon.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
If you know what I mean, y'all think about it.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
I'm ivin website.
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shows have accused John Boy and Billy of creating a
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Speaker 10 (38:03):
All that's hog wash. It's all perfectly legal, just like
the Big Show with John Boy and Billy. Good morning,
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of hours. Up next John Bony Billy is Late Risers podcast.
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Speaker 2 (39:14):
How do y'all do that? Moving around?
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Like to listen to us on different radio stations and
that works all right. It's exciting to live in this
technocracy age of give and give, never take. Thank you, Mars,
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Speaker 2 (39:38):
Let me get back in.
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The NASCAR season, kicking things off in the coliseum out
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got a little something special filled in for Douggy here
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