December 5, 2024 • 41 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we found some more of those “Grunt & Gripe Raiford” dolls.. - We have a Top 10 List that drills down deep into Tater’s impersonation talents.. - Mary Jane shares some thoughts from deep inside her stoner brain.. - John Boy performs his favorite Christmas song.. - and the Drunken Chipmunks perform theirs…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
And a big o.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Holy or COCAOI I'm trying to put ho ho ho
and my normal.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Cock a doodle doo yell out to wake up.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And I did not think about it until this moment
right here all show. I mean, you know a lot
of times I just over my mouth and engage my
brain limit and it just spews out wonderfulness.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That's the magic of you.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Wow, thank you, mar I didn't know the brain was
involved that.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh yeah you do. It's still no, it's it's like
Calypso music.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
You know that kind of thing that's nine points.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's a pokemon christ Calypso music.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Yeah, it was generated by artificial intelligence. I typed Christmas Calypso. Yeah, no,
there it is.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Yeah, it's it's it's a wonderful website.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Let me make tell folks who like to play with
such Okay, I think of the word audio, but take
the A off, so it's audio, all right, udio dot
com and you just describe the song you want to
hear and it makes it.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I'm not kidding, alright, Artificial intelligence can't even spell.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
He's got me.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You don't need that.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's pretty cool though, all right, we all play with
a little bit there.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Thank you, by y'all.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I go to the John Boy and Billy Bitbox and
get you a story Tom of Carl Childers about the
nuts Christmas that was our That was our bit box
special feature track from yesterday.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
What he said, hunting for me to change the whiteboard
less complicated?
Speaker 7 (02:40):
Tell me? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Right, So we all wagging in here, heading to a
Christmas on this December the fifth. By the way, we'll
get the first prize pack out with real intelligence, not
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Speaker 2 (03:17):
Check it out? Is it up there?
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Three days in history? You win this outburst and I'll
get your prize pack.
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Here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
It was on this date, Decem fifth, eighteen sixty eight
a fellow subpedie riding school opens.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
In New York. Was I close?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Nope, to teach the art of writing bicycles, fellow subpedi.
Is that like a technical neighbor or a bicycle is
a lots of pet or something lots of peed?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Is that it? Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I know he agreed, right right? I know, yeah, mister
know it all agree. He doesn't know flat.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Here's the thing, mister, I don't have a clue. It's asking.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
I have no way of knowing it, and I just
thought I would end it for everything, Thank.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
You very much.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Have just moved on right there, Well, let's do it.
Nineteen ninety two is where we're at now. One year
before the John Boy Billy syndicated radio show hit the airwaves,
the Denver Post quoted a Department of Energy memo showing
that a vital safety system at the Rocky Flat's nuclear
weapons plant required forty three workers to change a light bulb.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Joke there, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
I've never I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
You wouldn't catch me working in a plant like that,
so wow, I imagine they got to be.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Very wi safety system. Okay, light me a little over
over three.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I don't know how big this light bulb is.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
By the way, veloci pet I had to look at
it in duck.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, finally on this ain't no two Actor Richard Gear
were moving on again. Actor Richard Gear won Plain English
Campaign's Foot and Mouth Award in Britain.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
I ain't got no place.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That came for the.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Year's most baffling celebrity quote. Let's see what it was?
Gear one award after telling a Sunday newspaper that let's see,
I know who I am. No one else knows who
I am. If I was a giraffe and somebody said
I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually, I am
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a giraffe.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
When you take it out of context like that, of
course it's gonna sound bizarre.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Do you know, as our entertainment reporter Marcy, do you
know what Richard was talking about?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
There?
Speaker 10 (05:49):
So it's a velasipt Can we tell.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Tomato?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Well, we got our three categories right here. We're looking
at bicycle look a little.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Light bulb and some weird actors. We got it. What
ain't a hundred big show? You told?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Free line, Come on and play out birds next, Good morning,
(06:33):
it's a big show on the radio running to your
Thursday Do December the fifth our feature track from the
Big Show, Big Box. Alright, it's the Chipmunks at the
office Christmas Party. There's Riggie Words Chipmunk, the Big Show
Classic at the Big Box, at the Big Show Dot
coming out.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
Uppers.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Let's play Uppers.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
It's the game that anyone can win, John Boy Bully
to give.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
The prizes from the Big Prize be Let's go contested
number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun playing out
have them Murrie up and guest time you love the
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You love a big shots.
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Let's say hey to Rowing Oak from Rowing Oak. Where Yeah,
that's how both thou was looking over to Jackie.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Did you mess up here?
Speaker 11 (07:38):
Like?
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Sorry?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
See this is why I get the reputation for being
mister nose.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
You got a room full of I don't know nothing. Well,
let's say who we got on the line from Rowing Ok.
Speaker 12 (07:52):
Hello, Hello, how are you doing?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Good?
Speaker 13 (07:56):
Now?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
What is your name?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Hey?
Speaker 12 (07:59):
Ronnie?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
High, Ronnie. Okay, Jackie had you down.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Up?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Do you not read stuff after you right now?
Speaker 14 (08:08):
Of course?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
That it's like to listen to what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That we are fast face here.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Ago said, I just opened my mouth and it balls.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Ronnie. I'm young boy, Yeah yeah, buddy.
Speaker 12 (08:30):
You and your crews worth a million pounds of goal
be cause y'all do a great job. And you you
the only reason I'll listen. It's ninety six forty three.
It's your show. Y'all show you the morning. Well, I
listen to it from time it comes over, it goes off.
Y'all do great.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
You win.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Thursday.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
We're gonna give Jackie more time to get your correct
as to get your prize bag. And still you Ronnie,
I'm serious all right, Buddie. Congratulations, Thank you so much
for listener, first.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Winter this morning.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You are it, buddy, hid Jackie back on you baby.
Oh by the way, Jackie said Ronnie from ROWINGO, first
time caller, So dar's.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
To move for you, Ronnie. I've always wanted to meet
the tonah from the coda know I was close.
Speaker 15 (09:34):
Thank your good work, baby.
Speaker 16 (09:35):
Time can.
Speaker 17 (09:38):
H this is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(10:07):
Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Happy Anniversary.
Because our story opens, Dub is at the Big Show studio,
finishing his morning cup of coffee.
Speaker 18 (10:32):
Well, well, folks, I reckon, I'm going to head over
to the golf course.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Hey, dub B, before you go, your son's on the phone.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
Thanks, Johnny. Hello, Hi Dad, I.
Speaker 16 (10:42):
Just wanted to call it remind you before you left
that today's your anniversary.
Speaker 18 (10:45):
Hold in mood, I completely forgot you.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Better stop buying the way home and pick up a
little something for mom.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Thanks for calling, son, I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 19 (10:54):
All right, everything okay?
Speaker 18 (10:56):
Daw Yeah, Hey Jackie, can I talk to you for
a second. It's my wedding anniversar and I need to
buy a present for flossing.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Got in the audis an anniversary present?
Speaker 18 (11:06):
Huh yeah, I've been spending a lot of time away
from home later, so I need something really spatial. Hey,
what kind of present would your husband buy for you?
Speaker 19 (11:15):
Well, if you really wanted to get back on my
good side, he might go buy me some of that
sexy lingerie at Victoria's Secrets Place. Over at the mall.
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Oh yeah, say that might work?
Speaker 7 (11:27):
You really think so?
Speaker 8 (11:29):
Sure? That's perfect? Thanks, Jack, can see you later.
Speaker 19 (11:31):
Bye, dub Hey, Johnny, you know what I think, O
Dove might be a little freaky.
Speaker 9 (11:39):
Dumb. Drive us over to Brushywood Mall and makes his
way into Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Holy Moling, Good morning, sir.
Speaker 10 (11:50):
Welcome to Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Hid ma'am. I was just looking at that big post
over there. You know, if I was about ten years younger,
I might go out to her.
Speaker 10 (12:01):
That's Stephanie Seymour. She's one of the models from our catalog.
So how may I help you today?
Speaker 8 (12:07):
I need to buy an anniversary gift for my wife?
Speaker 10 (12:10):
Okay, what sort of gift were you interested in?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Uh?
Speaker 18 (12:14):
How that little sea through numbers that Steffan is wearing
over there?
Speaker 10 (12:18):
Ah, the Ultrasher body suit. That's one of our best sellers.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
I can see why.
Speaker 10 (12:26):
Well, it's on special this week for thirty nine ninety five.
Do you know what size your wife wears?
Speaker 9 (12:31):
Gee?
Speaker 8 (12:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Well how tall is she?
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Well, she's about your height.
Speaker 10 (12:36):
Do you know what her bra size is?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Say size as my pant says forty too long?
Speaker 10 (12:48):
Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
That was a joke that was a punchline of a joke.
Speaker 10 (12:57):
I see, I see, well, why don't I just guess
you can always exchange it later?
Speaker 8 (13:02):
Sounds good to me. Can you put that in a
gift box?
Speaker 10 (13:05):
Certainly, sir.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
I'll be right back A few minutes later, Dub arrives
at home.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Dah, is that you?
Speaker 20 (13:12):
I don't you gonna play golf after you left the
radio station.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
I couldn't play golf on a space of day like today.
It's our anniversary.
Speaker 20 (13:20):
Oh Dub, you remembered, for sure you'd forget? Say, is
this victorious secret wrapping paper?
Speaker 8 (13:28):
Sure is?
Speaker 18 (13:29):
Why don't you take that upstairs or unwrapping and meet
me in the den.
Speaker 20 (13:33):
Right here in the middle of the day.
Speaker 18 (13:35):
Yep, I put that Jim Nabors album on the stereo.
Speaker 20 (13:41):
Up I think you might be a little bit.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Of a freak.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Be right back.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Flossie runs upstairs to the bedroom to unwrap her gift.
Speaker 20 (13:53):
Land sakes this thing so sre I can see right
through it.
Speaker 9 (13:57):
Oh well, here goes nothing.
Speaker 21 (14:02):
Off of Pete's sake.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
There's no way I'm gonna be able to fit into
this thing.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's two sizes too small.
Speaker 21 (14:08):
Whatn't No, Well am I gonna do?
Speaker 20 (14:10):
He's waiting for a hot little sex part to come
walking down those stairs. Oh well, I guess the only
thing to do is go down there completely naked that
all to get his motor running.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
Okay, wobbin, I'm in They're sweetie. I couldn't find the
Jim Nabors album.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
That's okay, sugar pie.
Speaker 20 (14:32):
Maybe you'll find this a little more entertaining.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Uh, well, I'll be dog gone. I can't believe it.
Speaker 20 (14:39):
What's wrong, sweetie?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Uh?
Speaker 18 (14:40):
The woman at them all charged me forty bucks for
that thing, and she didn't even iron it.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Tune
in again next time when we'll hear Dubbs.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
Hello, sign is dad?
Speaker 18 (15:00):
Any chance I might be able to sleep over at
your house tonight, Shaun Boy and Billy?
Speaker 16 (15:08):
We may have to nip this thing in the butt.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Good morning, radio, dumb right, Good morning. That's a big
(15:40):
show on the radio. Well, I'm pretty sure we're the
only radio show with their own resident poet, Lauriat, and
he's popped in for a visit this morning. Please welcome back,
Colonel Hamilton Brewster how are you, colonel?
Speaker 14 (15:53):
Well, I haven't had my morning coffee and no one's
got hurt yet, so I say, so far, so good.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
You never come through that door without a poem. So
what have you got for today? Will John boy?
Speaker 14 (16:06):
With summer in the rearview mirror, and we're smack dab
in the middle of the holidays. I thought i'd recall
a tail from my youth. It's called the Clarksville Brothel.
Thanksgiving go something like this. When I was a lad
in rural Alabama and Thanksgiving rolled around, all the kin
folk in shirt tail relations showed up like hungry hounds.
(16:29):
It was a big old orgy of gluttony on such
a massive scale. By the time we was done, it
looked like SeaWorld with greasy redneck whales. But I'll never
forget that special year when the economy took a dive,
jobs were scarce and wages were low. Folks struggled to
stay alive. So when Thanksgiving time came, the mood was gloved.
(16:54):
We all were quite aware there'd be little to be
thankful for this time round. The dinner tables all lay bare,
but miracles happened when they're needed the most. To lift
folks up when they're down, and this Thanksgiving was positive
proof when the brothel fed the whole town. The one
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place that thrived when the times got tough was the
brothel near the old Jenkins place. So the gals paid
their good fortune forward and invited all to come stuff
their face.
Speaker 8 (17:26):
Well.
Speaker 14 (17:27):
The women folk went pale look the very thought, what
do trollops know about cooking? But the men folk were
tickled plumb to death that their food might be as
good as they're hooking. The aromas that flowed from those
windows that day were different than we could recall, Turkey
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and ham and taters and stuffing instead of cheap perfume
and stale pall malls. Folks didn't know quite what to expect.
The women all had jangled nerves. Would there be whips
and adult types of toys? Would they be eating next
to some pervs. The ladies were clean and dressed to
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the nines, no black corsets, all trimmed in red. They
weren't ladies of the night, just ladies that day, and
they presented a different kind of spread. Nearly fifty hungry
folks bullied up to the trough all the trimmings and
gravy by the vat The pastor went pale when he
found a hare in his ham, but was relieved to
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learn they had a cat.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 14 (18:34):
The pastor led all in a Thanksgiving prayer, and the
reverence that moment evokes it's important to remember at the
end of the day, no matter what, folks is just folks.
As they ate their dessert, it was like Old Home Week,
the ladies swapping recipes and joking. They forgot all about
what the girls did for a living, and they were
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the gals that their husbands were poking you like boy
ha ha.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, good morning, there's a big shower radio.
Speaker 22 (19:09):
Hell are you Lindsay premise here and when I'm on
this side of the pond, I get my daily dose
of culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 21 (19:28):
Who will? I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Morning.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
It's been shown the radio. The Little Football weather Man
got Thursday Night football in NFL Green Bay. The Packers
nine and three Detroit is eleven and one is to
pack at Detroit.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I think they're playing side. They got the dome, Detroit.
That'd be all right, my man.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Tom Sorson went fourteen and two last week. He talked
by going to winning track picking the games.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I'm sorry to tell you what you and Sanny I
just said, lucky because I've seen that Bills game. I
don't think Detroit.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I love snow game.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Maybe we'll get to see a snow game somewhere this weekend.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
The Buffalo man, that's Buffalo.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
So here we are Thursday morning, and I'm still about
half hot at my new hated this guy in the NFL.
Remember I came in Monday hot about it. A z
Alsha ear with that, with that class slick class class list,
thank you, I said, like Trevor Lawrence.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Trying to get up.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
That was terrible. That was terrible, man, what it was.
It was chicken crap what it was. So luckily he
did get suspended for three games. I think on Tuesday
did suspend him for three games. Z Alsha, who is
that terrorist? Let me find out about that idiot? Okay,
his mama, thank you for Tait's research.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Na you know raw Lennon.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, it was last name, first name.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, no, his daddy's so he's thinking that that's what
I was doing. You know, a lot a lot of people,
you know, convert to Muslims something like that, Islam. So
I was wondering about this, what about a ze here?
So his daddy's name is James Totally Jr. Yes, So yeah,
and so I think what you found out his parents
(22:04):
converted to Muslims before, before he was born.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Before he got the name. Okay, yeah, but it.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Just yeah, I mean, you know if that was like
his first time doing that, but you you came in
and reported that this is kind of his m O.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Right, Yeah, Jack was talking him about three.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I think he's been fine like three times so far
this season for bad hits like that. So he is
gave him out of a three game, man, I was
just get him out of. Oh you just hate to
see that, man, Yeah, I mean I s and then
some Texans win by three and had you look up
his name and you said it means son of and
I stopped you right there, said, yeah, that's pretty much
(22:44):
what I called him.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
A poet. Okay, well good luck. Why don't you try that.
Speaker 9 (22:53):
Look at the time.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
All right, I'm done.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Now a new weekend sort pick every game tomorrow. Hopefully
he stays hot. All right, man, Big Show rolls on
Good Morning, Got the Big Show on the radio coming up?
We played John Boy Jeopardy. We got an LS tractor
Hunting Season prize pack includes some cool stuff like uh,
blaze Orange Beanie? Who doesn't want to blaze Orange Beanie?
(23:19):
This on the season? How about a T shirt for
your dog man like that scream cleaner and key chain
when you get inside, go to lstractorusa dot com and
find your local dealer. Hell why customers start blue and
stay blue?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Hang?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
I won't play for in minutes. But first see what
Big Show toys we got left over for the holidays.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
First it was tickleney Elmo, then Singing Snore Ernie. Now
comes the latest toy sensession from Fishy Price. It's grut
and Gripe Raefert, the virtual pest.
Speaker 16 (23:51):
Christmas Bah just an excuse to pick a man's pocket.
Speaker 9 (23:55):
And you ask me, he's the holiday buddy that teaches
your kids about the real world.
Speaker 16 (24:00):
I ain't shaking your hand that spreads germ. I don't
know where that hand's been.
Speaker 9 (24:04):
Grunt and gripe riefing whenever you want some more crap
out of him.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Just squeeze his head, tickle me elmo.
Speaker 16 (24:12):
Why didn't somebody just step on him? I love you, Rayford,
Leave me alone. Your snot nose, little.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
Rat grunt in dripe rerief.
Speaker 16 (24:21):
You don't know where your daddy keeps a key to
the liquor?
Speaker 12 (24:23):
Captain?
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Do you new from Fishy Price?
Speaker 16 (24:26):
Who says that? I say that?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Running out of those that know?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
All right, let's play John Boy jevieny y'all, let me
see yesterday's question. We found out after starring in the
title role of dozens of successful movies and a popular
TV series less than twenty season, this female character is
also Hollywood's most famous female impersonator of all time.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Who is Lassie?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, the little curved there is a dog, Lassie. There
were actually eight male colleagues that played Lassie. Okay, Today's
John Boy Jeopardy. Despite popular belief, out of the five
hundred and seventy one episodes of the Emmy Award winning
TV show Lassie, this was the only main character to
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ever fall down a well and need rescuing.
Speaker 9 (25:19):
Wah pee wee herman.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I don't think it was a guest star. Lassie y'all
figured this out. Lassie always bargaining about somebody phoned down
to well, who was it? One eight hundred big show
you told free line. We played John boyd jeopardon next
(26:00):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Or
to do your Thursday, December the fifth, got our feature
track from the Big Show, Big Box, the chip Monks
of the Office Christmas Party. There's the keywords chipmunk here
the Big Box at the Bigshow dot comy Right now,
let's play ye s live across America.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
It's John Boyce Kell.
Speaker 15 (26:23):
And now a man who has an idea for a
horror movie called Psycho Lassie. It's about a killer collie
that tears its victims legs off and then runs get help.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
He's John Boy Thank you, i'd say.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Hey the Andy out of Macon, Georgia, Good morning Andy.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
What he said? Morning?
Speaker 11 (26:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Hey, we got that George accident. Let me catch up
with you.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
HER's coming from you, don't Yeah, that's everything with you
so far, Andrew?
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Pretty good, pretty good?
Speaker 11 (27:01):
Stay warmed the boy?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Well, Landy, you got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy
this morning, so let's a few more seconds. Despite popular belief,
out of the five hundred and seventy one episodes of Lassie,
this was the only main character to ever fall down
a well and need rescuing.
Speaker 11 (27:23):
All right, well, I didn't really didn't remember when I
talked to the Jackie on the phone, but I thank you.
Timmy was the only one I remember that was the
dog's owner.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, yeah, little little little Timmy.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
So all right, well let's see if Timmy was the
only one to fall down a well.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
We'll sound like I said whale.
Speaker 13 (27:46):
I mean, well, yeah, Timmy never fell in a well.
Timmy never fell in und was none of the episode. Okay, well, Andy,
who the suspense grows? We shatet you playing with us, buddy,
hope you have a great day.
Speaker 11 (28:03):
All right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
You'll have a great one too.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
All right, buddy, Well let's go to Ken. He's over
in Flora, Mississippi. Good morning, Ken.
Speaker 18 (28:13):
Morning, John Boyd, Hey time, first time callers.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right, get at there, there you go?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Ange alright, alright, well, we know it wasn't Timmy. He
was not the only character to fall down the whale.
Who was it, Ken?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Well, I'm a dog lover, I'm a dog glover. It
was Lassie.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
You say it was the last Lassie himself. Let's say, yeah,
it was Lassy.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
I wonder I didn't think.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
So we are just imagining all embarking times. Yeah, people
fell down the whale.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah yeah, keim My boy, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Hey.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Cedar Hills Bluegrass Band listening to the song Pearl about
the dog Pearl. I know your dog's named Pearl. You're
gonna love that, oh.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Man, kid, Yes, if that's the one I'm thinking about, Yes,
the dog Pearl.
Speaker 7 (29:11):
Cedar Hill, Ye, Cedar Hill, she was here in Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
Afternoon down man, y'all.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Some hundred rascals down there for you. Well, can you
be you be careful out there, buddy. I hope you
have good luck. All right, all right, you hang on
with Jackon alright, hang before we get the news and
we're talked about Lassie the only main character ever fall
down the well on the show. But uh, Lassie had
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her paws full with the accident prone Timmy.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
He might not have.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Fell down a well, but he did fall off cliffs
between two railroad cars into rivers lakes quicksands on a
badger hole and two abandoned mine shafts. But well, one
blessed Timmy never fell into in fact that the actor that.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Played Timmy actually wrote a book and called it Timmy's
in the Well, and that's where it arrives.
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You came up.
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Already, did all I did? I guess we're going in.
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Wow, thank you, mar I didn't know the brain was
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I'm not kidding, alright, Artificial intelligence can't even spell.
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It was on this date, Decem fifth, eighteen sixty eight
a fellow subpedie riding school opens.
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In New York. Was I close?
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Nope, to teach the art of writing bicycles, fellow subpedi.
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a lots of pet or something lots of peed?
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Is that it? Yes?
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I know he agreed, right right? I know, yeah, mister
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Here's the thing, mister, I don't have a clue. It's asking.
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Have just moved on right there, Well, let's do it.
Nineteen ninety two is where we're at now. One year
before the John Boy Billy syndicated radio show hit the airwaves,
the Denver Post quoted a Department of Energy memo showing
that a vital safety system at the Rocky Flat's nuclear
weapons plant required forty three workers to change a light bulb.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Joke there, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
I've never I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
You wouldn't catch me working in a plant like that,
so wow, I imagine they got to be.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Very wi safety system. Okay, light me a little over
over three.
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I don't know how big this light bulb is.
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By the way, veloci pet I had to look at
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Yeah, finally on this ain't no two Actor Richard Gear
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I ain't got no place.
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That came for the.
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Year's most baffling celebrity quote. Let's see what it was?
Gear one award after telling a Sunday newspaper that let's see,
I know who I am. No one else knows who
I am. If I was a giraffe and somebody said
I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually, I am
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a giraffe.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
When you take it out of context like that, of
course it's gonna sound bizarre.
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Do you know, as our entertainment reporter Marcy, do you
know what Richard was talking about?
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There?
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So it's a velasipt Can we tell.
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Tomato?
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Well, we got our three categories right here. We're looking
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Light bulb and some weird actors. We got it. What
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Free line, Come on and play out birds next, Good morning,
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it's a big show on the radio running to your
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Uppers.
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The prizes from the Big Prize be Let's go contested
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You love a big shots.
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Let's say hey to Rowing Oak from Rowing Oak. Where Yeah,
that's how both thou was looking over to Jackie.
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Did you mess up here?
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Like?
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Sorry?
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See this is why I get the reputation for being
mister nose.
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You got a room full of I don't know nothing. Well,
let's say who we got on the line from Rowing Ok.
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Hello, Hello, how are you doing?
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Hey?
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Good?
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Now?
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What is your name?
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Hey?
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Ronnie?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
High, Ronnie. Okay, Jackie had you down.
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Up?
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Do you not read stuff after you right now?
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Of course?
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That it's like to listen to what you're saying.
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That we are fast face here.
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Ago said, I just opened my mouth and it balls.
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Ronnie. I'm young boy, Yeah yeah, buddy.
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You and your crews worth a million pounds of goal
be cause y'all do a great job. And you you
the only reason I'll listen. It's ninety six forty three.
It's your show. Y'all show you the morning. Well, I
listen to it from time it comes over, it goes off.
Y'all do great.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
You win.
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Thursday.
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We're gonna give Jackie more time to get your correct
as to get your prize bag. And still you Ronnie,
I'm serious all right, Buddie. Congratulations, Thank you so much
for listener, first.
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Winter this morning.
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You are it, buddy, hid Jackie back on you baby.
Oh by the way, Jackie said Ronnie from ROWINGO, first
time caller, So dar's.
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To move for you, Ronnie. I've always wanted to meet
the tonah from the coda know I was close.
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Thank your good work, baby.
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Time can.
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H this is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Happy Anniversary.
Because our story opens, Dub is at the Big Show studio,
finishing his morning cup of coffee.
Speaker 18 (10:32):
Well, well, folks, I reckon, I'm going to head over
to the golf course.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Hey, dub B, before you go, your son's on the phone.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
Thanks, Johnny. Hello, Hi Dad, I.
Speaker 16 (10:42):
Just wanted to call it remind you before you left
that today's your anniversary.
Speaker 18 (10:45):
Hold in mood, I completely forgot you.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Better stop buying the way home and pick up a
little something for mom.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Thanks for calling, son, I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 19 (10:54):
All right, everything okay?
Speaker 18 (10:56):
Daw Yeah, Hey Jackie, can I talk to you for
a second. It's my wedding anniversar and I need to
buy a present for flossing.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Got in the audis an anniversary present?
Speaker 18 (11:06):
Huh yeah, I've been spending a lot of time away
from home later, so I need something really spatial. Hey,
what kind of present would your husband buy for you?
Speaker 19 (11:15):
Well, if you really wanted to get back on my
good side, he might go buy me some of that
sexy lingerie at Victoria's Secrets Place. Over at the mall.
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Oh yeah, say that might work?
Speaker 7 (11:27):
You really think so?
Speaker 8 (11:29):
Sure? That's perfect? Thanks, Jack, can see you later.
Speaker 19 (11:31):
Bye, dub Hey, Johnny, you know what I think, O
Dove might be a little freaky.
Speaker 9 (11:39):
Dumb. Drive us over to Brushywood Mall and makes his
way into Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Holy Moling, Good morning, sir.
Speaker 10 (11:50):
Welcome to Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Hid ma'am. I was just looking at that big post
over there. You know, if I was about ten years younger,
I might go out to her.
Speaker 10 (12:01):
That's Stephanie Seymour. She's one of the models from our catalog.
So how may I help you today?
Speaker 8 (12:07):
I need to buy an anniversary gift for my wife?
Speaker 10 (12:10):
Okay, what sort of gift were you interested in?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Uh?
Speaker 18 (12:14):
How that little sea through numbers that Steffan is wearing
over there?
Speaker 10 (12:18):
Ah, the Ultrasher body suit. That's one of our best sellers.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
I can see why.
Speaker 10 (12:26):
Well, it's on special this week for thirty nine ninety five.
Do you know what size your wife wears?
Speaker 9 (12:31):
Gee?
Speaker 8 (12:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Well how tall is she?
Speaker 8 (12:34):
Well, she's about your height.
Speaker 10 (12:36):
Do you know what her bra size is?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Say size as my pant says forty too long?
Speaker 10 (12:48):
Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
That was a joke that was a punchline of a joke.
Speaker 10 (12:57):
I see, I see, well, why don't I just guess
you can always exchange it later?
Speaker 8 (13:02):
Sounds good to me. Can you put that in a
gift box?
Speaker 10 (13:05):
Certainly, sir.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
I'll be right back A few minutes later, Dub arrives
at home.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Dah, is that you?
Speaker 20 (13:12):
I don't you gonna play golf after you left the
radio station.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
I couldn't play golf on a space of day like today.
It's our anniversary.
Speaker 20 (13:20):
Oh Dub, you remembered, for sure you'd forget? Say, is
this victorious secret wrapping paper?
Speaker 8 (13:28):
Sure is?
Speaker 18 (13:29):
Why don't you take that upstairs or unwrapping and meet
me in the den.
Speaker 20 (13:33):
Right here in the middle of the day.
Speaker 18 (13:35):
Yep, I put that Jim Nabors album on the stereo.
Speaker 20 (13:41):
Up I think you might be a little bit.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Of a freak.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Be right back.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Flossie runs upstairs to the bedroom to unwrap her gift.
Speaker 20 (13:53):
Land sakes this thing so sre I can see right
through it.
Speaker 9 (13:57):
Oh well, here goes nothing.
Speaker 21 (14:02):
Off of Pete's sake.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
There's no way I'm gonna be able to fit into
this thing.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's two sizes too small.
Speaker 21 (14:08):
Whatn't No, Well am I gonna do?
Speaker 20 (14:10):
He's waiting for a hot little sex part to come
walking down those stairs. Oh well, I guess the only
thing to do is go down there completely naked that
all to get his motor running.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
Okay, wobbin, I'm in They're sweetie. I couldn't find the
Jim Nabors album.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
That's okay, sugar pie.
Speaker 20 (14:32):
Maybe you'll find this a little more entertaining.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Uh, well, I'll be dog gone. I can't believe it.
Speaker 20 (14:39):
What's wrong, sweetie?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Uh?
Speaker 18 (14:40):
The woman at them all charged me forty bucks for
that thing, and she didn't even iron it.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Tune
in again next time when we'll hear Dubbs.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
Hello, sign is dad?
Speaker 18 (15:00):
Any chance I might be able to sleep over at
your house tonight, Shaun Boy and Billy?
Speaker 16 (15:08):
We may have to nip this thing in the butt.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Good morning, radio, dumb right, Good morning. That's a big
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show on the radio. Well, I'm pretty sure we're the
only radio show with their own resident poet, Lauriat, and
he's popped in for a visit this morning. Please welcome back,
Colonel Hamilton Brewster how are you, colonel?
Speaker 14 (15:53):
Well, I haven't had my morning coffee and no one's
got hurt yet, so I say, so far, so good.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
You never come through that door without a poem. So
what have you got for today? Will John boy?
Speaker 14 (16:06):
With summer in the rearview mirror, and we're smack dab
in the middle of the holidays. I thought i'd recall
a tail from my youth. It's called the Clarksville Brothel.
Thanksgiving go something like this. When I was a lad
in rural Alabama and Thanksgiving rolled around, all the kin
folk in shirt tail relations showed up like hungry hounds.
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It was a big old orgy of gluttony on such
a massive scale. By the time we was done, it
looked like SeaWorld with greasy redneck whales. But I'll never
forget that special year when the economy took a dive,
jobs were scarce and wages were low. Folks struggled to
stay alive. So when Thanksgiving time came, the mood was gloved.
(16:54):
We all were quite aware there'd be little to be
thankful for this time round. The dinner tables all lay bare,
but miracles happened when they're needed the most. To lift
folks up when they're down, and this Thanksgiving was positive
proof when the brothel fed the whole town. The one
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place that thrived when the times got tough was the
brothel near the old Jenkins place. So the gals paid
their good fortune forward and invited all to come stuff
their face.
Speaker 8 (17:26):
Well.
Speaker 14 (17:27):
The women folk went pale look the very thought, what
do trollops know about cooking? But the men folk were
tickled plumb to death that their food might be as
good as they're hooking. The aromas that flowed from those
windows that day were different than we could recall, Turkey
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and ham and taters and stuffing instead of cheap perfume
and stale pall malls. Folks didn't know quite what to expect.
The women all had jangled nerves. Would there be whips
and adult types of toys? Would they be eating next
to some pervs. The ladies were clean and dressed to
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the nines, no black corsets, all trimmed in red. They
weren't ladies of the night, just ladies that day, and
they presented a different kind of spread. Nearly fifty hungry
folks bullied up to the trough all the trimmings and
gravy by the vat The pastor went pale when he
found a hare in his ham, but was relieved to
(18:29):
learn they had a cat.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 14 (18:34):
The pastor led all in a Thanksgiving prayer, and the
reverence that moment evokes it's important to remember at the
end of the day, no matter what, folks is just folks.
As they ate their dessert, it was like Old Home Week,
the ladies swapping recipes and joking. They forgot all about
what the girls did for a living, and they were
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the gals that their husbands were poking you like boy
ha ha.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, good morning, there's a big shower radio.
Speaker 22 (19:09):
Hell are you Lindsay premise here and when I'm on
this side of the pond, I get my daily dose
of culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 21 (19:28):
Who will? I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Morning.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
It's been shown the radio. The Little Football weather Man
got Thursday Night football in NFL Green Bay. The Packers
nine and three Detroit is eleven and one is to
pack at Detroit.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I think they're playing side. They got the dome, Detroit.
That'd be all right, my man.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Tom Sorson went fourteen and two last week. He talked
by going to winning track picking the games.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
I'm sorry to tell you what you and Sanny I
just said, lucky because I've seen that Bills game. I
don't think Detroit.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I love snow game.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Maybe we'll get to see a snow game somewhere this weekend.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
The Buffalo man, that's Buffalo.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
So here we are Thursday morning, and I'm still about
half hot at my new hated this guy in the NFL.
Remember I came in Monday hot about it. A z
Alsha ear with that, with that class slick class class list,
thank you, I said, like Trevor Lawrence.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Trying to get up.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
That was terrible. That was terrible, man, what it was.
It was chicken crap what it was. So luckily he
did get suspended for three games. I think on Tuesday
did suspend him for three games. Z Alsha, who is
that terrorist? Let me find out about that idiot? Okay,
his mama, thank you for Tait's research.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Na you know raw Lennon.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, it was last name, first name.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, no, his daddy's so he's thinking that that's what
I was doing. You know, a lot a lot of people,
you know, convert to Muslims something like that, Islam. So
I was wondering about this, what about a ze here?
So his daddy's name is James Totally Jr. Yes, So yeah,
and so I think what you found out his parents
(22:04):
converted to Muslims before, before he was born.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Before he got the name. Okay, yeah, but it.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Just yeah, I mean, you know if that was like
his first time doing that, but you you came in
and reported that this is kind of his m O.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Right, Yeah, Jack was talking him about three.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I think he's been fine like three times so far
this season for bad hits like that. So he is
gave him out of a three game, man, I was
just get him out of. Oh you just hate to
see that, man, Yeah, I mean I s and then
some Texans win by three and had you look up
his name and you said it means son of and
I stopped you right there, said, yeah, that's pretty much
(22:44):
what I called him.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
A poet. Okay, well good luck. Why don't you try that.
Speaker 9 (22:53):
Look at the time.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
All right, I'm done.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Now a new weekend sort pick every game tomorrow. Hopefully
he stays hot. All right, man, Big Show rolls on
Good Morning, Got the Big Show on the radio coming up?
We played John Boy Jeopardy. We got an LS tractor
Hunting Season prize pack includes some cool stuff like uh,
blaze Orange Beanie? Who doesn't want to blaze Orange Beanie?
(23:19):
This on the season? How about a T shirt for
your dog man like that scream cleaner and key chain
when you get inside, go to lstractorusa dot com and
find your local dealer. Hell why customers start blue and
stay blue?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Hang?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
I won't play for in minutes. But first see what
Big Show toys we got left over for the holidays.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
First it was tickleney Elmo, then Singing Snore Ernie. Now
comes the latest toy sensession from Fishy Price. It's grut
and Gripe Raefert, the virtual pest.
Speaker 16 (23:51):
Christmas Bah just an excuse to pick a man's pocket.
Speaker 9 (23:55):
And you ask me, he's the holiday buddy that teaches
your kids about the real world.
Speaker 16 (24:00):
I ain't shaking your hand that spreads germ. I don't
know where that hand's been.
Speaker 9 (24:04):
Grunt and gripe riefing whenever you want some more crap
out of him.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Just squeeze his head, tickle me elmo.
Speaker 16 (24:12):
Why didn't somebody just step on him? I love you, Rayford,
Leave me alone. Your snot nose, little.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
Rat grunt in dripe rerief.
Speaker 16 (24:21):
You don't know where your daddy keeps a key to
the liquor?
Speaker 12 (24:23):
Captain?
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Do you new from Fishy Price?
Speaker 16 (24:26):
Who says that? I say that?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Running out of those that know?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
All right, let's play John Boy jevieny y'all, let me
see yesterday's question. We found out after starring in the
title role of dozens of successful movies and a popular
TV series less than twenty season, this female character is
also Hollywood's most famous female impersonator of all time.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Who is Lassie?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, the little curved there is a dog, Lassie. There
were actually eight male colleagues that played Lassie. Okay, Today's
John Boy Jeopardy. Despite popular belief, out of the five
hundred and seventy one episodes of the Emmy Award winning
TV show Lassie, this was the only main character to
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ever fall down a well and need rescuing.
Speaker 9 (25:19):
Wah pee wee herman.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I don't think it was a guest star. Lassie y'all
figured this out. Lassie always bargaining about somebody phoned down
to well, who was it? One eight hundred big show
you told free line. We played John boyd jeopardon next
(26:00):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Or
to do your Thursday, December the fifth, got our feature
track from the Big Show, Big Box, the chip Monks
of the Office Christmas Party. There's the keywords chipmunk here
the Big Box at the Bigshow dot comy Right now,
let's play ye s live across America.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
It's John Boyce Kell.
Speaker 15 (26:23):
And now a man who has an idea for a
horror movie called Psycho Lassie. It's about a killer collie
that tears its victims legs off and then runs get help.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
He's John Boy Thank you, i'd say.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Hey the Andy out of Macon, Georgia, Good morning Andy.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
What he said? Morning?
Speaker 11 (26:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Hey, we got that George accident. Let me catch up
with you.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
HER's coming from you, don't Yeah, that's everything with you
so far, Andrew?
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Pretty good, pretty good?
Speaker 11 (27:01):
Stay warmed the boy?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Well, Landy, you got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy
this morning, so let's a few more seconds. Despite popular belief,
out of the five hundred and seventy one episodes of Lassie,
this was the only main character to ever fall down
a well and need rescuing.
Speaker 11 (27:23):
All right, well, I didn't really didn't remember when I
talked to the Jackie on the phone, but I thank you.
Timmy was the only one I remember that was the
dog's owner.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, yeah, little little little Timmy.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
So all right, well let's see if Timmy was the
only one to fall down a well.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
We'll sound like I said whale.
Speaker 13 (27:46):
I mean, well, yeah, Timmy never fell in a well.
Timmy never fell in und was none of the episode. Okay, well, Andy,
who the suspense grows? We shatet you playing with us, buddy,
hope you have a great day.
Speaker 11 (28:03):
All right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
You'll have a great one too.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
All right, buddy, Well let's go to Ken. He's over
in Flora, Mississippi. Good morning, Ken.
Speaker 18 (28:13):
Morning, John Boyd, Hey time, first time callers.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right, get at there, there you go?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Ange alright, alright, well, we know it wasn't Timmy. He
was not the only character to fall down the whale.
Who was it, Ken?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Well, I'm a dog lover, I'm a dog glover. It
was Lassie.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
You say it was the last Lassie himself. Let's say, yeah,
it was Lassy.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
I wonder I didn't think.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
So we are just imagining all embarking times. Yeah, people
fell down the whale.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah yeah, keim My boy, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Hey.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Cedar Hills Bluegrass Band listening to the song Pearl about
the dog Pearl. I know your dog's named Pearl. You're
gonna love that, oh.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Man, kid, Yes, if that's the one I'm thinking about, Yes,
the dog Pearl.
Speaker 7 (29:11):
Cedar Hill, Ye, Cedar Hill, she was here in Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
Afternoon down man, y'all.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Some hundred rascals down there for you. Well, can you
be you be careful out there, buddy. I hope you
have good luck. All right, all right, you hang on
with Jackon alright, hang before we get the news and
we're talked about Lassie the only main character ever fall
down the well on the show. But uh, Lassie had
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her paws full with the accident prone Timmy.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
He might not have.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Fell down a well, but he did fall off cliffs
between two railroad cars into rivers lakes quicksands on a
badger hole and two abandoned mine shafts. But well, one
blessed Timmy never fell into in fact that the actor that.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Played Timmy actually wrote a book and called it Timmy's
in the Well, and that's where it arrives.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
You came up.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Already, did all I did? I guess we're going in.
Here's a botom Many hour. Get to tell me the
way last see the fourth longest running scripted show in
US Prime comment.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
How about that?
Speaker 17 (30:27):
R R.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Right?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
And good morning. There's a big Jona radio.
Speaker 12 (31:08):
Oh yeah, hang on.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Fun with Tater get ready to happen first. I won't
tell you when.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
You match of deep thoughts coming out of Mary Jane
in a big zoom in the studio less than twenty minutes.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Well, she's shot to the top of the big show
batting order just like a bottle rocket. There you go,
and she's here to help us out with This Morning
with Tater. Moran's Top ten celebrity impressions. Number ten The
Funniest man in America James Gregory.
Speaker 23 (31:41):
Oh loo, I'll think all right too much?
Speaker 9 (31:51):
Number nine, comedian Phyllis Dillar. Number eight The Godfather.
Speaker 11 (32:05):
On My housebo Botta blah, I love me for one
one more.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
Number seven John Travolta.
Speaker 20 (32:18):
Is this right?
Speaker 7 (32:19):
Is this right? Obasuth?
Speaker 21 (32:20):
Oh my god?
Speaker 9 (32:24):
Number six rom Sling Blade Carl Childers knocked.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
You get your boy, I ain't got no guy.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (32:36):
Number five Diva Whitney Houston. Shut up, shut up, shut up,
shut up my bed. Number Number four Cartman from South
Park as a kid.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
That's that and the boat get the Big Nick Path.
Speaker 9 (33:00):
Number three actor al Pacino O.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yeah, some of these are more fully formed than other.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Who yeah.
Speaker 9 (33:16):
Number two Casey caseum.
Speaker 10 (33:22):
And now a long distance of case I'm not that.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
No, that's a patina.
Speaker 10 (33:30):
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching with the.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Star apparently don't star helping now home again?
Speaker 9 (33:39):
And Tater Moran's number one celebrity oppression John Madden. We
got pressent over here and then annoying noises over here.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
Harm some star. Good morning, and.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
It's been showing the radio twenty minutes away from my
special Christmas song.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I'll look forward to it every year, though I'm sure
y'all do too.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
Where are you going?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Yeah, not yet, I'll warn you listen for a minute,
but right now, let's gather around, turn on the zoom.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Whatever beauty do, let's crack a lacking. Y'all cool, I'm cool,
I'm doing good like I've just been sitting around thinking
about stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Oh you want to hear something.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
Sweet?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
What DIDs teeth taste like? And does everyone's teeth taste differently?
Been thinking? Go ahead, I'll wait for you to taste
Yours is the s or is the c silent? And
the words scent?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Why is it a penny for your thoughts? But you
have to put your two cents in? I mean somebody,
somebody's making a penny.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
I can do.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
What if COVID is the point one percent of germs
that lyesol can kill? On the other hand, you have
different fingers. After our Thanksgiving meal, I asked Zach to
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clear off the dinner table. He had to get a
running start, but he made it. I was like, I'm
in bread, You're my man. I bought a fake koyfish
for my Koi pond. It's my decoy. I hate it
(36:48):
when I meant to buy seedless grapes and instead I
accidentally grabbed oreos. Speaking of grapes, I've been making wine
at home, but I make it out of raisin so
it'll be aged automatically. Think about this one. Technically, the
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brain named itself, right, all right.
Speaker 21 (37:28):
How did you come up with the name?
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Brain named you?
Speaker 5 (37:36):
You're going to keep We're not going to get.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Everywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. Okay,
I can tell that you're still a little hungover from Thanksgiving.
One more idea and then like, I gotta go, because
you know, I had stuff to do. I've been getting
(38:05):
into astronomy, so I asked Sack to install a skylight.
The people who live above us are so tipped off
a look at the time. That's it for now, y'all.
I'll keep rocking and I'll keep thanking later.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
Dude, Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hargraves Potted
Meat Crocks. Because it's four twenty somewhere.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Good money, y'll big shows on your radio.
Speaker 23 (38:39):
Hello, you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumpy the John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me.
Speaker 17 (39:03):
Wah wah.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
See what I mean. H oo morn And it's a
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big shaw on the radio.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
When I'm in Robert Earl Kenes on his holiday tour
Lights Camera Christmas the Saturday, will be playing the Singer
Theater Mobile, Alabama this Sunday in the variety of player
House at the Atlanta Georgia Next Tuesday, Princess theud the
Cater Alabama Next Thursday, Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, Tennessee the
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Robert Earl Keane dot com, more tour info.
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Or r e K.
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Combo como.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Sure loves that my Christmas song coming up?
Speaker 5 (40:27):
The boys a t s O huh.
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Trans Iberian Orchestra on tour right now as well and
find out when they're gonna be near you at trans.
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Dash Siberian Orchestra dot com.
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There Charlotte's on December fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
That's it. Man, got to tell you the Nighttime show Man.
Speaker 12 (40:45):
He loves them.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Man so good.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
We got it all going on here, but can't spoil
it with my Christmas song. In minute, Big Shoe Rose
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