October 30, 2025 • 52 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Lipless has even more Halloween Jokes to workshop.. - We’ll get another update on Operation Christmas Child - collection week will be here before you know it - so get to packing those shoeboxes.. - We’ll get Mary Jane in on a Zoom call to get her latest Deep Thoughts.. - We’ll get back On Track with Doug Rice as he heads to Phoenix Raceway for the NASCAR Championship Race this Sunday.. - Carl Childers has a colonoscopy - by request.. - Count Dracula makes an entry into his diary…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You got the Big Show on the radio. More chance
for you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports. Mama.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug. Why do I have to
listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever on
that noisy big shoe button, Mama, walk.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Up and have them.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It is Thursday, October the thirtieth halloweeny I featured track
from the Big Show bit box, The Diary.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Of Count Dracula.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh Dracula. It's very popular this hour of the year
here and there, Yo, we'll be dealing with angry Dracula
in the South a little bit about two hours. Living
down the time before this hour is okay, and say, okay,
(01:40):
we got the door, we got okay, we got the
gout settled. I'm kind of getting things ready in my mind.
Can you tell this National candy corn days? So if
you don't have it, he's supposed to go out and
buy some. I'm gonna give it to kids, whether they
like it or not. I leave it's candy corn.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Barbara loves candy corn.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, Nationale, Good Day and the honors.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
That musical about the Green Witch.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It was a Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Deal with it before the movie kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Pretty frequel.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not gonna go oh.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's the longest running musical, one of the Broadway's longest
running music. I've seen it.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Have you you can catch It'll be on NBC okay
this week. Yeah, you can watch it before the.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I'd rather watch it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's a great pumpkin Charlie Brown again.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good in the same way.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We're gonna deal with that maybe a little bit later
this morning ourselves.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
All right, we want me to be happy.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
We got three days in this are saved up. That'll
get outside categories and we're gonna get to winning. Begin Hey,
sounds like.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm waking up.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Big Shoe's on a radio. Good morning, Big Show's on
a radio. First prize pack this morning, one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of Bullsnot cleaning products made in the USA.
We're gonna meet the main man of Bulls Nott here
this week. Well, thank him for all his support over
the years, Big Show fan, and of course love him.
(03:06):
Truck drivers. You all keep America moving. Bullsnot make sure
you look good doing it. But I can find that
the truck stops across America. Click on that bullsnot banner
when you hit the Big Show dot com. Listen to
us right now with our three days in history where
we're going to categories. When you one hundred twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Worth eighteen eighty eight, October thirtieth. The ballpoint pen was
patented by John L. Loud. You go, John Lyle, I've
been good dis jogging there. It's joh Lyle.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
All right, I'm moving up to eighteen ninety four. Employers
love it, but employees hate it. Inventor Daniel M. Cooper, Rochester,
New York, received a patent for a time clock. The
stamp the exact start in stock times of employee.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
You ever work anywhere there was a time clock you
had to punch in on. No, I have what's not fun? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't guess.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
So, yeah, you have to cut that off that we
didn't have them.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I never made Oh, you would have been fine. You'd
have had one of the girls clocking in for you.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Let's get one here.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
For the last couple of months, you're thinking of the
most fun things. Uh well, final, let's finishes up in
six passing drivers got a shock on the night before
Halloween when a truck spilled two tons of pigs heads
on a road. But I was in Western Germany. Welcome
(04:36):
police said it took firefighters an hour and a half
to load the heads by going to the truck.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Why'd that become their job?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
That's what I wanted to know.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Yeah, I would like a round the corner, take a tree.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh right, y'all, Well there you go. I had to
work for our three categories one eight hundred. Big show
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radio running through your Thursday, October thirtieth, Our feature drag
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Speaker 7 (05:46):
Winning Uturst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone
can win. Jon Boys buy give you prizes from the
Big Prize BA.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Let's go me contested number one. This should be a
lot of fun. You're playing uppers, have them Mary up
and guest time you love the best Time you have
a big shot.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Let's say, head Joshua from Sandersville, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
We have shot.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Good morning, josh you want to come on in here, buddy,
morning morning.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
How you doing awesome man? Welcome?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
All right, Joshua, let's get you to get this win
and begin and get that prize pack on his way
to your path down Sandersonville.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You ready to go?
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, I didn't, Joash. Give me three things you can
right with?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Ready to go?
Speaker 10 (06:55):
At ain't paying the puff on the crayon baby boom.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Now I'll give us three jobs. You clock in, ready
to go, old.
Speaker 10 (07:06):
House keeper, old bartender down there, no waiter, I like, uh,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Down there? Joshua for the win? Three Halloween decorations ready
to go?
Speaker 10 (07:18):
Uh Jack o'lanas part of web By the Skeletons.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Up personality showing through.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
It's just a few words there, Bunny, you got the
bull snot headed down to Sandersonville for you.
Speaker 11 (07:33):
Thanks.
Speaker 10 (07:34):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yes, sir? Go ahead, yes, sir.
Speaker 10 (07:37):
I'd like to give a shout out to the Lord
first for doing all these hugh for me in my life,
to my family, and I'll talk to you guys and
girls on the big shows. For all the tears of
after over the years. We're gonna miss y'all.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Man, thank you, Joshua, appreciate that, buddy. Will you hang on,
Jack you hook you up?
Speaker 10 (07:52):
Thank you, sir?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Why would you coming out?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Catching you up on your news in about twenty minutes,
angry Dragler, it's been Halloween in the South.
Speaker 12 (08:08):
It should be good.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Wellil. Life used to be so simple when you were
a kid. You were encouraged to live and let live.
Nowadays it's a much different story. Yes, our country is
in decline and political correctness has run amok. The moral
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fabric of our society has become frayed and threadbare. We've
given into the persnickety demands of the few. And it
seems everyone's skin is thinner than Obama's resume. And you
know what, I understood every word I said. I've been
(09:42):
here too long. And if you want a perfect example
of how drastically things have changed, just look at the
difference between high school in the fifties and high school
in this era. Of modern enlightenment. Let me pre Johnny job,
I didn't understand a word about. Jackie goes squirrel hunting
(10:08):
before school and then pulls into the parking lot with
her shotgun in the truck's gun rack. Now in the fifties,
the principal notices Jackie's shotgun and gets his shotgun to
show her. Today, the school goes into lockdown. The FBI
is called. Jackie has hauled off to jail and never
sees her truck or gun again. Counselors help traumatize students
(10:31):
and teachers. Jackie falls in love with a four hundred
pounds cell mate, Croatian. In the fifties, Johnny gives his
Muslim friend Ali a Christmas card. Ali thanks him and
they build a snowman. Today, Johnny gives his Muslim friend
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Ali a Christmas card. A nosy teacher sees this and
takes Johnny to the counselor's office. The police are called
and Johnny is charged with a hate crime. The school
board calls a special meeting and arranges a special prayer
room for the Muslim student. All decorations and references to
Christmas are removed. They now celebrate the winter festival, the
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other Muslim students behead the snowman Ah. Billy won't sit
still in class and disrupts other students. In the fifties,
Billy is sent to the principal's office and gets the paddle.
He goes back to class and sits still brother when
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he gets home, as father tells him he had it
coming today. They put Billy on ridlin and he becomes
a zombie. He's tested for add and the school gets
extra money from the state because of his disability. Billy
later sues the school for an undisclosed six figure which
(12:00):
he squanders on a trip to occupy Wall Street. Marsi
breaks the neighbor's window when her father gives her a
whipping with the belt. In the fifties, Massie is more
careful next time. She grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful business woman. These days, Marsie's father
(12:23):
is arrested for child abuse. Marcie is sent to foster
care and joins a gang. The state psychologist determines that
Marsie was abused, and her father goes to prison. Her
mom shacks up with the psychologist's boy Randy falls while
running on the playground and scrapes his knee. He's found
crying by his teacher, Nancy, who gives him a hug.
(12:45):
Now in the fifties, in a short time, Randy feels
better and goes back to talking down to the other students. Today,
Nancy is accused of being a sexual pre and loses
her job. She faces three years in state prison. Randy
undergoes five years of therapy where he discovers that he's gay.
(13:13):
Pedro fails high school English. In the fifties, Pedro goes
to summer school, passes English, and goes to college. Today,
Pedro's cause is taken up by the state. The liberal
media says teaching English is a requirement for graduation is racist.
The ACLU file suit against the state and the school system.
(13:35):
English is banned as the core curriculum. Pedro is given
a diploma anyway because he cannot speak English. He ends
up mowing lawns for a living. You get the idea.
I think it's time to take our country back. But
to the rest of you who might embrace the way
our society has descended into this ridiculous state, to you,
(13:58):
I say, Obama Biden twenty twelve, that I understood.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
John Boy and Billy shut up.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning Big Joe's all radio.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Alright, here we go. Let's welcome our special guests.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
Greeting, I am Caldracula.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
All.
Speaker 11 (15:01):
In the good old days, that simple phrase would have
the villagers peeing their burlap. I was heared, respected, obeyed.
Humans lived in constant dread that they would be the
next victim to slake my unholy thirst.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
But that centuries ago they not so much.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
I am the king of the undeaddammit, not some jabbroni
from the visiting world of Harry Potter. I've worked lifetimes
for the respect that.
Speaker 12 (15:41):
Is do me.
Speaker 11 (15:42):
But oh, how this world has changed. There's no manners,
No one appreciates.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Oh I am.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
No one understands history, what I've done, what I'm going
to do, and I'll tell you what. It chaps my ass.
So I left the rat race, forced to live in seclusion.
So I chose the quiet state of North Carolina, the
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American South.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
How's that going?
Speaker 11 (16:14):
No, gold, I'm not saying they're all stupid, but when
someone tries to kill you with a steak and they
bring a ribbi not too bright. So here from the
home office in the supply closet of Abby Normal's brains
and such. Next Door to Frankenstein's firebad battery powered torches
(16:37):
comes today's top ten list. The top ten things that
really pisses me off about leaving in the South. Number
ten when the damn Baptists keep knocking on the castle door.
Number nine when punk kids you you suck? Number eight,
(17:01):
people asking me to say blah bleie bleah. Number seven,
you don't like the cross hah? What is you mouslam?
I can't do the exit? Number six? Nice Kate Homo?
(17:24):
Number five, Hey, can I have your autograph?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Nick Cage? Number four when the.
Speaker 11 (17:34):
Girls say that's the first time I Hicky ever bled?
Are you sure we are related? Tastes like Marlborough lights
and Budweiser Number three, all those calls about my horse's
extended warranty. Number two for the last time, I don't
(18:00):
drink shine. And the number one thing that really pisss
me off when I turn into a wolf and they
throw a ball and say get it, boy?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Am I a clown to know who I am? Whose?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
You good? More than everybody? If my big show family yours?
Thank you for listening, Your listen news what Sport's coming out?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Listen Ricky Bait sharp bro Oh you pot lickers are listed.
A couple other pot liquors noted John boyd Billy on
The Big Show. You know, I just a guest star
on the Playhouse and the official mascot from mister Popular
Pizza Run.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
That's just a tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
But this note from John Boy keep it short, shut
up up.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
A morning.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Let's make Sean the radio day before Halloween. How a
malcome Halloween Hidays. We're a leveless. Let's welcome our special guests.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Greeting.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
I am Calndracula.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh.
Speaker 11 (19:55):
In the good old days, that simple phrase would have
the village vers peeing their burlain. I was heared, respected, obeyed.
Humans lived in constant dread that they would be the
next victim to slake my unholy thirst.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
But that centuries ago. Today, not so much.
Speaker 11 (20:24):
I am the king of the undeaddammit, not some jabbroni
from the visiting world of Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I've worked lifetimes for the respect that.
Speaker 12 (20:35):
Is do me.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
But oh, how this world has changed. There's no manners.
No one appreciates, oh I am. No one understands history,
what I've done, what I'm going to do, and I'll
tell you what it chaps my ass. So I left
(20:57):
the Red Race, forced to live seclusion, so I chose
the quiet state of North Carolina, the American South.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
How's that going, gold.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
I'm not saying they're all stupid, but when someone tries
to kill you with a steak and they bring a
ribbi not too bright. So here from the home office,
in the supply closet of Abby Normal's brains and such,
next door to Frankenstein's firebad battery powered torches, comes today's
(21:32):
top ten list, The top ten things that really pisses
me off about leaving in the South. Number ten when
the damn Baptist keep knocking on the castle door. Number
nine when punk kids you you suck? Number eight, people
(21:56):
asking me to say blah blee bly ah. Number seven
you don't like the cross hah?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
What is you mooslam? I can't do the accent?
Speaker 11 (22:11):
Number six, Nice Kate Homo?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Number five, Hey, can I have your autograph? Nick Cage?
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Number four when the girls say that's the first time
I hecky ever bled? Are you sure we are related?
Tastes like Marlboro lights and Budweiser number three, all those
calls about my horse's extended warranty, number two for the
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last time, I don't drink shine and the number one
one thing that really pisces me off when I turn
into a wolf and they throw a ball and say
get it?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Am I a clown to you?
Speaker 7 (23:14):
Do?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I am noose you? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Big shows on a radio coming up we play John
boyd Jebinary for a big old blue EMU prize.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Pack. Hang over that well, y'all.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You know it is Operation Christmas Child Time uses a
simple shoebox gift as an opportunity to share the love
of Jesus Christ. And anybody can pack a shoebox. Want
to give that to you, whether you do one just
by yourself, a couple, or your church gets together. Neighborhoods
is all about how many boxes that you want to pack.
(23:46):
Our goal this year is twelve point six million. It
was always point out, don't get hung up.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
In the numbers.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
One shoe box, one child that can make a difference
to who knows how many people that life will touch.
Right now, proud to have Matt Katrell on the line now,
Matt Katrell is the director of Field Ministry and Discipleship
for Operation Christmas Child International, and we got him on
the line.
Speaker 13 (24:13):
Good morning, Matt, Hey, good morning, it's great to be here.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Thank you well, thank you so much for being here. So, Matt,
of course, we've been talking about Operation Christmas Child coming
up on Collection Week begins in November seventeenth, and wanted
to get you to kind of explain to our listeners
maybe you can do this online. You know, a lot
of people get together, you know, in person and do
it like that, but if maybe you can't make that
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happen online, is a great way to build a shoe
box for yourself.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Correct about that, Matt, Yeah, yeah, you're exactly right.
Speaker 13 (24:47):
I mean, it's very easy to pack a shoebox and
pray over that box and we get that to kids
all over the world. And yet there is this even
more simple way of packing a box that you just mentioned,
build a shoe box online. So this is an option
where you can actually go onto the Samaritan's First website
and you can click through and you can choose items
(25:09):
to put into a box right.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
There online from home, from the office wherever you are.
Speaker 13 (25:15):
Is for people who maybe can't get out to do
the purchasing themselves, or they have run out of time
to make those purchases. But you go through online, you
choose items to put into this box, and then our
team sort of gets those orders and we go ahead
and build those boxes for the person that selected them.
There's even an option online to put in your name
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and a photo and even write a little letter to
the child, and so you can do all that online
and then we get the boxes packed, and we get
them prayed over, and we send them out just like
we do all the regular boxes.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
So so, Matt, of course, these shoe boxes all over
the world. I was just wonder the shoe boxes built
online go to specific areas or countries.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, it's a good question. In fact they do.
Speaker 13 (26:02):
They in fact go to some of the most difficult
and challenging parts of the world because the items in
these shoe boxes are a little bit more tailored and standard.
We can get these boxes through customs and through importation
in some very challenging countries around the world, and then
places you know, we're talking in South Asia, Southeast Asia,
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parts of the Middle East, North Africa, where culturally, once
in the country we want to be very careful and
protect our partners, and so these boxes allow us that
opportunity as well. So, yeah, they go into certainly some
of if not the most challenging and difficult countries and
parts of the world.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
So they're really a valuable part.
Speaker 13 (26:48):
Of our of our ministry here to get these boxes
into really the ends of the earth to children who
would never otherwise have the opportunity.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
To receive a gift.
Speaker 13 (26:56):
And so they're they're valuable resource for us.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
And that's so Matt because online you mentioned, you know,
you can write a little something to the child that'll
get the box, and maybe like that because like they
give this, and like you said, these children probably never
had a gift before, much less coming from someone they
don't know. But then use that as an opportunity to
share the true love what love is all about. Of
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course we're talking about Jesus Christ.
Speaker 13 (27:23):
Yeah, it really becomes a tangible representation of the love
of Jesus Christ and the gospel message that Jesus lived
on earth, that he died for our sins, and so
we want to share that message of love and forgiveness
with children. Give him an opportunity to respond with as
many boxes as possible. We follow those up with our
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local partners with a discipleship program, a twelve week discipleship
course that we really see many kids deep in their
faith in Jesus and make lifelong commitments to Him through
that program. And so it's a really it's an impactful
ministry for these loves local churches all around the world
to partner up.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
All right, y'all, and it is time to go National
Collection Week November seventeenth through the twenty four you're getting
out and packing the boxes. You just hit it locations
to pop up right around you no matter where you are,
or go online and build that box from the comfort
of your home or wherever you are. Right now, we
got it set up easy the Big Show dot Com.
You can click on the operation of Christmas Child banner
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and it'll take you right there. Matt, Thank you so much, buddy,
Get back to work man, busy time and shared the love.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
Thanks y'all, y'all have a great day.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Thank you so much, Matt. Thank you very much, Matt Catrail.
Pray for these people that we have on the air
too that are doing this. You know, they're always talking
about praying boxes. That's of course that's what you want
to do. But Matt and Randy and we're gonna talk
to the man, Franklin Graham tomorrow show. It looks like
we're going to get up with Franklin. All right. The
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leader of Samaritan's Purse, of course, said his Operation Christmas
Child is from that. And we always talk about when
disaster happens to aridis first on the ground, away where
they are. So just what a wonderful bunch of people
here in our home state of North Carolina where it
all started. All right, Dan, y'all, well, let's play John
(29:15):
Boy Jeopardy. Let's uh just jump right in here. Don't
worry about yesterday's question. It was about horses being well,
I was worrying about it. Forget it to today's John
Boy Jeopardy. Until last year, it was legal for teenagers
as young as thirteen to do this in the state
of New Hampshire, as long as they had parental consent.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
What is be an influencer?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I since you're making fun of me, you consent?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I think they should up the age actually be you.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
But no, what y'all got one eight hundred big show?
You told free line ago?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Do we get a winner?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
We'd play John Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, that's a
(30:22):
big show on the radio. We're rolling through your Thursday morning.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Day for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
We got our future track from the Big Show bit
box A diary of Count Dracula.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Any word Draculave. It's a mid box at the Big Show.
Dot com head.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Could they got on their contest button while you're there,
you gaget due, We'll call you all right, let's play Yes.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Live across America.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
It's John Boy jepany oh and now man with many warm.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Memories over the last forty five years, like the first
time he met Jackie.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
He gave her a great big hug and she said,
get away from me. You hurting that? Well, not everything
you start getting mean? Aything this forty five years A well,
here we are.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Let's say hey to Clayton out of Opalaika, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Good morning, Clayton, Good morning, Hey Boddy.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
All right, Clayton, you got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning. Let's see what you got. Until
last year, it was legal for teenagers as young as
thirteen to do this in the state of New Hampshire,
as long as they had parental consent.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
What'd you think, Clayton.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
I almost like get hitched, get.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Married, get hitched married up. Let's say.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Claim you got the blue EMU to pb CEO TC
entry leieve cream.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
We're gonna take care of you, boy. Let us know
how it goes.
Speaker 10 (32:03):
I Shore will probably them to the scratch places.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Right, had a boy, you got it, Claydon speaking of that,
that's Jackie's nickname in high school.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
So you hang over.
Speaker 10 (32:15):
I'm first time calling. I get a shout out.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
I'd like to give a shout out to all my
friends and family and all my people I work with
at the Kyo Motor manufacturing plant in West Point, George.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
We'll let you go, Clayton, frisade you on your buzz
and family, listen to the big show, buy a many
hours top of your news only on the sign all
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Halloween visited with Olivers.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Good morning it it makes you on the radio and
were about twenty minutes away the man you hear.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
More Halloween.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Right now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 6 (33:38):
Well, well, well, it's fall, the leaves are changing color,
it's getting dark earlier, and Panthers fans are always disappointed.
Ooh but the true sign that fall is here. Is Halloween,
a joyful time for children to overdose on sugar and
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for the parents to consider selling them to the gypsies.
But let's not forget that Halloween is also a time
of sheer, unrelenting terror, when beasts roam the foggy night
looking for prey to satisfy their monstrous hunger. In other words,
it's time to take my wife's family shopping for Halloween goodies.
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Let me preach on it when people tell me about
what scares them spiders, snakes, zombies, vampires, werewolves, I laugh
in their face. Being locked in a closet with Freddy Krueger,
leather Face and Jason would be a vacation compared to
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a trip to the Walsmot with the full figure gals
in search of a sugar rush. Oh, it's a whole
big production. First, I have to rent that flatbed truck.
I tried fearing them in a hummer next year, and
it broke the axle. Broke the axles. Then once there,
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I have to suffer the lookie lose. As I unload them.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
They draw a crowd.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
Like Sophia Virgara doing new jumping jacks with more disappointed faces.
Camera phones filled the air so their friends can't call
them liars when they tell them about it. It's like
a circus parade. Then, once the arduous task of dismounting
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is conquered, there begins a furious war of the wattles
as they battle for position to get to those motorized carts.
And when they settled in and caught their breath from
that enormous twenty five foot race, they unplugged the power
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cords and off they go. It's like someone drop the
green flag on the fat tone of five hundred. God
help anyone who gets in their way, Oh the humanity.
They speed off in every direction looking for sweet deals
like death Race two thousand if it was set at
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Willie Wonkers. All three of them on cell phones, conference
calling so they can alert the others to discovered bargains.
And don't think for a second that this quest is
spontaneous or unplanned. These gals do the math. They take
the number of trigger treatis from last year, add another
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fifty to it. Then they add a little for themselves.
Oh yes, you can forget the old one for you,
one for me. Method of divvying up the booty. It's
more like er maybe one for you and absolutely thirty
for me. They quickly fill up the carts with bags
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of every sort of candy you can imagine, and when
they run out of cart space, they meet and draw
straws to see who has to go back to the
front of the store to get another cart, which is
hooked to the back of the Rascal like a trailer.
They put candy everywhere. One year, at the last moment,
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they found a stash of popcorn balls. With no room
in the carts, they began stuffing them in their cheeks
like big fleshy chipmunks storing food for a very long winter.
It's a veritable sweet tooth SmackDown, a showdown at the
empty Calorie Corral. But the one place they never ventineer
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in the entire store is the costume section. It brings
back too many bad memories, namely kids pointing and hollering, Mommy,
I wanna be that for Halloween. The horror, the horror.
Upon returning to the homestead, the preparations begin for Halloween night.
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Because I'm the only one who can climb a ladder.
I decorate the house, usually like the Witch's cottage, in
Hansol and Gretel seems somehow appropriate. Then the gals start
the ritual known as the separation, a grueling, detailed process
of dividing goodies by class and strata and its impeccable
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fun sized candy bars in this bowl, smarty sweettars nerds here,
caramel taffy there, hard candy here, Pails and buckets and
bowls and barrels of every type of sweety imaginable more
than they'll ever give away, right, so what would be
the harm of having one? Or two, or ten or twenty.
Before you know it, they've engaged in an orgiastic feast,
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like big Norwegian white sharks. Once they taste chocolate in
the water, the feeding frenzy begins. Melted chocolate covers their
hand and faces until they look like three Ralphie May's
doing a minstrel show. You want Halloween horror nights? Brother,
here it is. I have the unpleasant task of opening
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the front door to display the nightmare scene to the public.
Children and adulter alike weep weep at the sight of
the devastation. Three behemoths sleeping off their feed like a pack.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Of saated kraken.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
It's Monster Island in Moo moos, a wash in a
rainbow sea of empty candy wrappers, not a morsel left
in sight. The children, the poor children. But it's Oliver
to the rescue a carefully hidden stash of full size
Snickers that I secreted away months ago, only surviving the
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gluttony by hiding them in plain in slim fast boxes.
And when at last it's all gone, I'll go the lights.
Nothing left to do except let the sugar bears hibernate.
The next day, the real work begins, taking the bagged
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up candy wrappers to the recycling center, usually three trips
with a truck and help, and the gals well, they
finally get some R and R with a nice bubble bath,
which for them is working up a sweat by walking
ten feet and then rolling in some pop rocks. Try
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getting that picture out of your head. I can't happy Halloween.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Good morning, that's a big showing a radio.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Do your Thursday morning, Allah, turn on the zoom he
will go.
Speaker 14 (41:34):
And Now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend,
Mary Jane.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
You Mary Jane, it looks like you're really old.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Liz up br.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
Let's crack a lacking man.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Y'all good?
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Yeah, yeah, well I'm doing okay. Y'all thinks for checking
in and appreciate your care. I've just been sitting around
the house, you know, and thinking about stuff.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Y'all want to hear something out that?
Speaker 4 (42:10):
Yeah, of course you do. Did you know that when
you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you actually become a
vacuum cleaner? And I don't know if you realize this,
but even if a bear wears socks and shoes, he
still has bear feet. If poison is past his expiration date,
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is it more poisonous or less? And that it would
take you longer? What if my dog only brings the
ball back because he thinks I like throwing it. Every
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time you clean something, you make something else dirty, so.
Speaker 9 (43:05):
I don't do it.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
No y'all ever notice when you intentionally lose a game
of rock paper scissors, it's just as hard as trying
to win a game of rock paper scissors. How many
animals need glasses and no one knows it?
Speaker 6 (43:34):
Poor babies.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
If you rip a hole in a net, there are
actually fewer holes in it than before. Thinking about stuff,
If you replace the W with a T in what
where and when you get the answer to each of them. Yeah,
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I think on that, jonb.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
Here there, here there.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
No, you got it wrong?
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Okay, good.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
If becomes back there and when then okay, one more
and then like I got it, scoot. I have plans
to become an influencer. There are only two things you
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need to worry about. Either you're well or you're sick.
If you're well, then do There's nothing to worry about.
But if you're sick, whoa. There's two things to worry about.
Either you'll get well or like you'll die brou. If
you get well, there's nothing to totally worry about. But
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if you die, there are two things to worry about.
Either you'll go all right, you're gonna go to hell.
And if you go to heaven, sweet, there's nothing to
worry about, right. But if you go to hell, dude,
you'll be so dang busy shaking hands with friends like
you won't have any time to worry. Yo, this girl
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does what talking about?
Speaker 1 (45:21):
What was at the high Port?
Speaker 7 (45:25):
Now?
Speaker 4 (45:25):
I'm gonna stay y'all your duds keep rocking. I keep
thinking later, bro.
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Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
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This is professor moment handed Day, head of e ah, oh,
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To be history, dog Boy and on the Big Show.
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Yo.
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When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
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Hey yeah, Batman, Loretta.
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Good morning.
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You got the Big Show on the radio. More chance
for you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports. Mama.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug. Why do I have to
listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever on
that noisy big shoe button, Mama, walk.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Up and have them.
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It is Thursday, October the thirtieth halloweeny I featured track
from the Big Show bit box, The Diary.
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Of Count Dracula.
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Oh Dracula. It's very popular this hour of the year
here and there, Yo, we'll be dealing with angry Dracula
in the South a little bit about two hours. Living
down the time before this hour is okay, and say, okay,
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we got the door, we got okay, we got the
gout settled. I'm kind of getting things ready in my mind.
Can you tell this National candy corn days? So if
you don't have it, he's supposed to go out and
buy some. I'm gonna give it to kids, whether they
like it or not. I leave it's candy corn.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Barbara loves candy corn.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, Nationale, Good Day and the honors.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
That musical about the Green Witch.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It was a Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Deal with it before the movie kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Pretty frequel.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not gonna go oh.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's the longest running musical, one of the Broadway's longest
running music. I've seen it.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Have you you can catch It'll be on NBC okay
this week. Yeah, you can watch it before the.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I'd rather watch it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's a great pumpkin Charlie Brown again.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good in the same way.
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We're gonna deal with that maybe a little bit later
this morning ourselves.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
All right, we want me to be happy.
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stamp the exact start in stock times of employee.
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You ever work anywhere there was a time clock you
had to punch in on. No, I have what's not fun? Yeah?
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I don't guess.
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I never made Oh, you would have been fine. You'd
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Let's get one here.
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For the last couple of months, you're thinking of the
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six passing drivers got a shock on the night before
Halloween when a truck spilled two tons of pigs heads
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police said it took firefighters an hour and a half
to load the heads by going to the truck.
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Why'd that become their job?
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That's what I wanted to know.
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Yeah, I would like a round the corner, take a tree.
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Let's go me contested number one. This should be a
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Let's say, head Joshua from Sandersville, Georgia.
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We have shot.
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Good morning, josh you want to come on in here, buddy,
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How you doing awesome man? Welcome?
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All right, Joshua, let's get you to get this win
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to your path down Sandersonville.
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You ready to go?
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Oh?
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Yeah, I didn't, Joash. Give me three things you can
right with?
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Ready to go?
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At ain't paying the puff on the crayon baby boom.
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Now I'll give us three jobs. You clock in, ready
to go, old.
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House keeper, old bartender down there, no waiter, I like, uh,
what are you talking about?
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Down there? Joshua for the win? Three Halloween decorations ready
to go?
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Uh Jack o'lanas part of web By the Skeletons.
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Up personality showing through.
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Thanks.
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Can I give a shout out?
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Yes, sir? Go ahead, yes, sir.
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I'd like to give a shout out to the Lord
first for doing all these hugh for me in my life,
to my family, and I'll talk to you guys and
girls on the big shows. For all the tears of
after over the years. We're gonna miss y'all.
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Man, thank you, Joshua, appreciate that, buddy. Will you hang on,
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Thank you, sir?
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Why would you coming out?
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Catching you up on your news in about twenty minutes,
angry Dragler, it's been Halloween in the South.
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It should be good.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Wellil. Life used to be so simple when you were
a kid. You were encouraged to live and let live.
Nowadays it's a much different story. Yes, our country is
in decline and political correctness has run amok. The moral
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fabric of our society has become frayed and threadbare. We've
given into the persnickety demands of the few. And it
seems everyone's skin is thinner than Obama's resume. And you
know what, I understood every word I said. I've been
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here too long. And if you want a perfect example
of how drastically things have changed, just look at the
difference between high school in the fifties and high school
in this era. Of modern enlightenment. Let me pre Johnny job,
I didn't understand a word about. Jackie goes squirrel hunting
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before school and then pulls into the parking lot with
her shotgun in the truck's gun rack. Now in the fifties,
the principal notices Jackie's shotgun and gets his shotgun to
show her. Today, the school goes into lockdown. The FBI
is called. Jackie has hauled off to jail and never
sees her truck or gun again. Counselors help traumatize students
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and teachers. Jackie falls in love with a four hundred
pounds cell mate, Croatian. In the fifties, Johnny gives his
Muslim friend Ali a Christmas card. Ali thanks him and
they build a snowman. Today, Johnny gives his Muslim friend
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Ali a Christmas card. A nosy teacher sees this and
takes Johnny to the counselor's office. The police are called
and Johnny is charged with a hate crime. The school
board calls a special meeting and arranges a special prayer
room for the Muslim student. All decorations and references to
Christmas are removed. They now celebrate the winter festival, the
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other Muslim students behead the snowman Ah. Billy won't sit
still in class and disrupts other students. In the fifties,
Billy is sent to the principal's office and gets the paddle.
He goes back to class and sits still brother when
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he gets home, as father tells him he had it
coming today. They put Billy on ridlin and he becomes
a zombie. He's tested for add and the school gets
extra money from the state because of his disability. Billy
later sues the school for an undisclosed six figure which
(12:00):
he squanders on a trip to occupy Wall Street. Marsi
breaks the neighbor's window when her father gives her a
whipping with the belt. In the fifties, Massie is more
careful next time. She grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful business woman. These days, Marsie's father
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is arrested for child abuse. Marcie is sent to foster
care and joins a gang. The state psychologist determines that
Marsie was abused, and her father goes to prison. Her
mom shacks up with the psychologist's boy Randy falls while
running on the playground and scrapes his knee. He's found
crying by his teacher, Nancy, who gives him a hug.
(12:45):
Now in the fifties, in a short time, Randy feels
better and goes back to talking down to the other students. Today,
Nancy is accused of being a sexual pre and loses
her job. She faces three years in state prison. Randy
undergoes five years of therapy where he discovers that he's gay.
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Pedro fails high school English. In the fifties, Pedro goes
to summer school, passes English, and goes to college. Today,
Pedro's cause is taken up by the state. The liberal
media says teaching English is a requirement for graduation is racist.
The ACLU file suit against the state and the school system.
(13:35):
English is banned as the core curriculum. Pedro is given
a diploma anyway because he cannot speak English. He ends
up mowing lawns for a living. You get the idea.
I think it's time to take our country back. But
to the rest of you who might embrace the way
our society has descended into this ridiculous state, to you,
(13:58):
I say, Obama Biden twenty twelve, that I understood.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
John Boy and Billy shut up.
Speaker 9 (14:14):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning Big Joe's all radio.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Alright, here we go. Let's welcome our special guests.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
Greeting, I am Caldracula.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
All.
Speaker 11 (15:01):
In the good old days, that simple phrase would have
the villagers peeing their burlap. I was heared, respected, obeyed.
Humans lived in constant dread that they would be the
next victim to slake my unholy thirst.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
But that centuries ago they not so much.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
I am the king of the undeaddammit, not some jabbroni
from the visiting world of Harry Potter. I've worked lifetimes
for the respect that.
Speaker 12 (15:41):
Is do me.
Speaker 11 (15:42):
But oh, how this world has changed. There's no manners,
No one appreciates.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Oh I am.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
No one understands history, what I've done, what I'm going
to do, and I'll tell you what. It chaps my ass.
So I left the rat race, forced to live in seclusion.
So I chose the quiet state of North Carolina, the
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American South.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
How's that going?
Speaker 11 (16:14):
No, gold, I'm not saying they're all stupid, but when
someone tries to kill you with a steak and they
bring a ribbi not too bright. So here from the
home office in the supply closet of Abby Normal's brains
and such. Next Door to Frankenstein's firebad battery powered torches
(16:37):
comes today's top ten list. The top ten things that
really pisses me off about leaving in the South. Number
ten when the damn Baptists keep knocking on the castle door.
Number nine when punk kids you you suck? Number eight,
(17:01):
people asking me to say blah bleie bleah. Number seven,
you don't like the cross hah? What is you mouslam?
I can't do the exit? Number six? Nice Kate Homo?
(17:24):
Number five, Hey, can I have your autograph?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Nick Cage? Number four when the.
Speaker 11 (17:34):
Girls say that's the first time I Hicky ever bled?
Are you sure we are related? Tastes like Marlborough lights
and Budweiser Number three, all those calls about my horse's
extended warranty. Number two for the last time, I don't
(18:00):
drink shine. And the number one thing that really pisss
me off when I turn into a wolf and they
throw a ball and say get it, boy?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Am I a clown to know who I am? Whose?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
You good? More than everybody? If my big show family yours?
Thank you for listening, Your listen news what Sport's coming out?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Listen Ricky Bait sharp bro Oh you pot lickers are listed.
A couple other pot liquors noted John boyd Billy on
The Big Show. You know, I just a guest star
on the Playhouse and the official mascot from mister Popular
Pizza Run.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
That's just a tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
But this note from John Boy keep it short, shut
up up.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
A morning.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Let's make Sean the radio day before Halloween. How a
malcome Halloween Hidays. We're a leveless. Let's welcome our special guests.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Greeting.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
I am Calndracula.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh.
Speaker 11 (19:55):
In the good old days, that simple phrase would have
the village vers peeing their burlain. I was heared, respected, obeyed.
Humans lived in constant dread that they would be the
next victim to slake my unholy thirst.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
But that centuries ago. Today, not so much.
Speaker 11 (20:24):
I am the king of the undeaddammit, not some jabbroni
from the visiting world of Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I've worked lifetimes for the respect that.
Speaker 12 (20:35):
Is do me.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
But oh, how this world has changed. There's no manners.
No one appreciates, oh I am. No one understands history,
what I've done, what I'm going to do, and I'll
tell you what it chaps my ass. So I left
(20:57):
the Red Race, forced to live seclusion, so I chose
the quiet state of North Carolina, the American South.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
How's that going, gold.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
I'm not saying they're all stupid, but when someone tries
to kill you with a steak and they bring a
ribbi not too bright. So here from the home office,
in the supply closet of Abby Normal's brains and such,
next door to Frankenstein's firebad battery powered torches, comes today's
(21:32):
top ten list, The top ten things that really pisses
me off about leaving in the South. Number ten when
the damn Baptist keep knocking on the castle door. Number
nine when punk kids you you suck? Number eight, people
(21:56):
asking me to say blah blee bly ah. Number seven
you don't like the cross hah?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
What is you mooslam? I can't do the accent?
Speaker 11 (22:11):
Number six, Nice Kate Homo?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Number five, Hey, can I have your autograph? Nick Cage?
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Number four when the girls say that's the first time
I hecky ever bled? Are you sure we are related?
Tastes like Marlboro lights and Budweiser number three, all those
calls about my horse's extended warranty, number two for the
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last time, I don't drink shine and the number one
one thing that really pisces me off when I turn
into a wolf and they throw a ball and say
get it?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Am I a clown to you?
Speaker 7 (23:14):
Do?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
I am noose you? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Big shows on a radio coming up we play John
boyd Jebinary for a big old blue EMU prize.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Pack. Hang over that well, y'all.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
You know it is Operation Christmas Child Time uses a
simple shoebox gift as an opportunity to share the love
of Jesus Christ. And anybody can pack a shoebox. Want
to give that to you, whether you do one just
by yourself, a couple, or your church gets together. Neighborhoods
is all about how many boxes that you want to pack.
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Our goal this year is twelve point six million. It
was always point out, don't get hung up.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
In the numbers.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
One shoe box, one child that can make a difference
to who knows how many people that life will touch.
Right now, proud to have Matt Katrell on the line now,
Matt Katrell is the director of Field Ministry and Discipleship
for Operation Christmas Child International, and we got him on
the line.
Speaker 13 (24:13):
Good morning, Matt, Hey, good morning, it's great to be here.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Thank you well, thank you so much for being here. So, Matt,
of course, we've been talking about Operation Christmas Child coming
up on Collection Week begins in November seventeenth, and wanted
to get you to kind of explain to our listeners
maybe you can do this online. You know, a lot
of people get together, you know, in person and do
it like that, but if maybe you can't make that
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happen online, is a great way to build a shoe
box for yourself.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Correct about that, Matt, Yeah, yeah, you're exactly right.
Speaker 13 (24:47):
I mean, it's very easy to pack a shoebox and
pray over that box and we get that to kids
all over the world. And yet there is this even
more simple way of packing a box that you just mentioned,
build a shoe box online. So this is an option
where you can actually go onto the Samaritan's First website
and you can click through and you can choose items
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to put into a box right.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
There online from home, from the office wherever you are.
Speaker 13 (25:15):
Is for people who maybe can't get out to do
the purchasing themselves, or they have run out of time
to make those purchases. But you go through online, you
choose items to put into this box, and then our
team sort of gets those orders and we go ahead
and build those boxes for the person that selected them.
There's even an option online to put in your name
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and a photo and even write a little letter to
the child, and so you can do all that online
and then we get the boxes packed, and we get
them prayed over, and we send them out just like
we do all the regular boxes.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
So so, Matt, of course, these shoe boxes all over
the world. I was just wonder the shoe boxes built
online go to specific areas or countries.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, it's a good question. In fact they do.
Speaker 13 (26:02):
They in fact go to some of the most difficult
and challenging parts of the world because the items in
these shoe boxes are a little bit more tailored and standard.
We can get these boxes through customs and through importation
in some very challenging countries around the world, and then
places you know, we're talking in South Asia, Southeast Asia,
(26:26):
parts of the Middle East, North Africa, where culturally, once
in the country we want to be very careful and
protect our partners, and so these boxes allow us that
opportunity as well. So, yeah, they go into certainly some
of if not the most challenging and difficult countries and
parts of the world.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
So they're really a valuable part.
Speaker 13 (26:48):
Of our of our ministry here to get these boxes
into really the ends of the earth to children who
would never otherwise have the opportunity.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
To receive a gift.
Speaker 13 (26:56):
And so they're they're valuable resource for us.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
And that's so Matt because online you mentioned, you know,
you can write a little something to the child that'll
get the box, and maybe like that because like they
give this, and like you said, these children probably never
had a gift before, much less coming from someone they
don't know. But then use that as an opportunity to
share the true love what love is all about. Of
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course we're talking about Jesus Christ.
Speaker 13 (27:23):
Yeah, it really becomes a tangible representation of the love
of Jesus Christ and the gospel message that Jesus lived
on earth, that he died for our sins, and so
we want to share that message of love and forgiveness
with children. Give him an opportunity to respond with as
many boxes as possible. We follow those up with our
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local partners with a discipleship program, a twelve week discipleship
course that we really see many kids deep in their
faith in Jesus and make lifelong commitments to Him through
that program. And so it's a really it's an impactful
ministry for these loves local churches all around the world
to partner up.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
All right, y'all, and it is time to go National
Collection Week November seventeenth through the twenty four you're getting
out and packing the boxes. You just hit it locations
to pop up right around you no matter where you are,
or go online and build that box from the comfort
of your home or wherever you are. Right now, we
got it set up easy the Big Show dot Com.
You can click on the operation of Christmas Child banner
(28:24):
and it'll take you right there. Matt, Thank you so much, buddy,
Get back to work man, busy time and shared the love.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
Thanks y'all, y'all have a great day.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Thank you so much, Matt. Thank you very much, Matt Catrail.
Pray for these people that we have on the air
too that are doing this. You know, they're always talking
about praying boxes. That's of course that's what you want
to do. But Matt and Randy and we're gonna talk
to the man, Franklin Graham tomorrow show. It looks like
we're going to get up with Franklin. All right. The
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leader of Samaritan's Purse, of course, said his Operation Christmas
Child is from that. And we always talk about when
disaster happens to aridis first on the ground, away where
they are. So just what a wonderful bunch of people
here in our home state of North Carolina where it
all started. All right, Dan, y'all, well, let's play John
(29:15):
Boy Jeopardy. Let's uh just jump right in here. Don't
worry about yesterday's question. It was about horses being well,
I was worrying about it. Forget it to today's John
Boy Jeopardy. Until last year, it was legal for teenagers
as young as thirteen to do this in the state
of New Hampshire, as long as they had parental consent.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
What is be an influencer?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I since you're making fun of me, you consent?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I think they should up the age actually be you.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
But no, what y'all got one eight hundred big show?
You told free line ago?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Do we get a winner?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
We'd play John Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, that's a
(30:22):
big show on the radio. We're rolling through your Thursday morning.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Day for Halloween.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
We got our future track from the Big Show bit
box A diary of Count Dracula.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Any word Draculave. It's a mid box at the Big Show.
Dot com head.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Could they got on their contest button while you're there,
you gaget due, We'll call you all right, let's play Yes.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Live across America.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
It's John Boy jepany oh and now man with many warm.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Memories over the last forty five years, like the first
time he met Jackie.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
He gave her a great big hug and she said,
get away from me. You hurting that? Well, not everything
you start getting mean? Aything this forty five years A well,
here we are.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Let's say hey to Clayton out of Opalaika, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Good morning, Clayton, Good morning, Hey Boddy.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
All right, Clayton, you got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning. Let's see what you got. Until
last year, it was legal for teenagers as young as
thirteen to do this in the state of New Hampshire,
as long as they had parental consent.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
What'd you think, Clayton.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
I almost like get hitched, get.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Married, get hitched married up. Let's say.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Claim you got the blue EMU to pb CEO TC
entry leieve cream.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
We're gonna take care of you, boy. Let us know
how it goes.
Speaker 10 (32:03):
I Shore will probably them to the scratch places.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Right, had a boy, you got it, Claydon speaking of that,
that's Jackie's nickname in high school.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
So you hang over.
Speaker 10 (32:15):
I'm first time calling. I get a shout out.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
I'd like to give a shout out to all my
friends and family and all my people I work with
at the Kyo Motor manufacturing plant in West Point, George.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
We'll let you go, Clayton, frisade you on your buzz
and family, listen to the big show, buy a many
hours top of your news only on the sign all
right free.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Halloween visited with Olivers.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Good morning it it makes you on the radio and
were about twenty minutes away the man you hear.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
More Halloween.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Right now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 6 (33:38):
Well, well, well, it's fall, the leaves are changing color,
it's getting dark earlier, and Panthers fans are always disappointed.
Ooh but the true sign that fall is here. Is Halloween,
a joyful time for children to overdose on sugar and
(33:59):
for the parents to consider selling them to the gypsies.
But let's not forget that Halloween is also a time
of sheer, unrelenting terror, when beasts roam the foggy night
looking for prey to satisfy their monstrous hunger. In other words,
it's time to take my wife's family shopping for Halloween goodies.
(34:23):
Let me preach on it when people tell me about
what scares them spiders, snakes, zombies, vampires, werewolves, I laugh
in their face. Being locked in a closet with Freddy Krueger,
leather Face and Jason would be a vacation compared to
(34:44):
a trip to the Walsmot with the full figure gals
in search of a sugar rush. Oh, it's a whole
big production. First, I have to rent that flatbed truck.
I tried fearing them in a hummer next year, and
it broke the axle. Broke the axles. Then once there,
(35:09):
I have to suffer the lookie lose. As I unload them.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
They draw a crowd.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
Like Sophia Virgara doing new jumping jacks with more disappointed faces.
Camera phones filled the air so their friends can't call
them liars when they tell them about it. It's like
a circus parade. Then, once the arduous task of dismounting
(35:37):
is conquered, there begins a furious war of the wattles
as they battle for position to get to those motorized carts.
And when they settled in and caught their breath from
that enormous twenty five foot race, they unplugged the power
(35:59):
cords and off they go. It's like someone drop the
green flag on the fat tone of five hundred. God
help anyone who gets in their way, Oh the humanity.
They speed off in every direction looking for sweet deals
like death Race two thousand if it was set at
(36:20):
Willie Wonkers. All three of them on cell phones, conference
calling so they can alert the others to discovered bargains.
And don't think for a second that this quest is
spontaneous or unplanned. These gals do the math. They take
the number of trigger treatis from last year, add another
(36:41):
fifty to it. Then they add a little for themselves.
Oh yes, you can forget the old one for you,
one for me. Method of divvying up the booty. It's
more like er maybe one for you and absolutely thirty
for me. They quickly fill up the carts with bags
(37:02):
of every sort of candy you can imagine, and when
they run out of cart space, they meet and draw
straws to see who has to go back to the
front of the store to get another cart, which is
hooked to the back of the Rascal like a trailer.
They put candy everywhere. One year, at the last moment,
(37:23):
they found a stash of popcorn balls. With no room
in the carts, they began stuffing them in their cheeks
like big fleshy chipmunks storing food for a very long winter.
It's a veritable sweet tooth SmackDown, a showdown at the
empty Calorie Corral. But the one place they never ventineer
(37:45):
in the entire store is the costume section. It brings
back too many bad memories, namely kids pointing and hollering, Mommy,
I wanna be that for Halloween. The horror, the horror.
Upon returning to the homestead, the preparations begin for Halloween night.
(38:08):
Because I'm the only one who can climb a ladder.
I decorate the house, usually like the Witch's cottage, in
Hansol and Gretel seems somehow appropriate. Then the gals start
the ritual known as the separation, a grueling, detailed process
of dividing goodies by class and strata and its impeccable
(38:29):
fun sized candy bars in this bowl, smarty sweettars nerds here,
caramel taffy there, hard candy here, Pails and buckets and
bowls and barrels of every type of sweety imaginable more
than they'll ever give away, right, so what would be
the harm of having one? Or two, or ten or twenty.
Before you know it, they've engaged in an orgiastic feast,
(38:52):
like big Norwegian white sharks. Once they taste chocolate in
the water, the feeding frenzy begins. Melted chocolate covers their
hand and faces until they look like three Ralphie May's
doing a minstrel show. You want Halloween horror nights? Brother,
here it is. I have the unpleasant task of opening
(39:15):
the front door to display the nightmare scene to the public.
Children and adulter alike weep weep at the sight of
the devastation. Three behemoths sleeping off their feed like a pack.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Of saated kraken.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
It's Monster Island in Moo moos, a wash in a
rainbow sea of empty candy wrappers, not a morsel left
in sight. The children, the poor children. But it's Oliver
to the rescue a carefully hidden stash of full size
Snickers that I secreted away months ago, only surviving the
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gluttony by hiding them in plain in slim fast boxes.
And when at last it's all gone, I'll go the lights.
Nothing left to do except let the sugar bears hibernate.
The next day, the real work begins, taking the bagged
(40:20):
up candy wrappers to the recycling center, usually three trips
with a truck and help, and the gals well, they
finally get some R and R with a nice bubble bath,
which for them is working up a sweat by walking
ten feet and then rolling in some pop rocks. Try
(40:45):
getting that picture out of your head. I can't happy Halloween.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Good morning, that's a big showing a radio.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Do your Thursday morning, Allah, turn on the zoom he
will go.
Speaker 14 (41:34):
And Now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend,
Mary Jane.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
You Mary Jane, it looks like you're really old.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Liz up br.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
Let's crack a lacking man.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Y'all good?
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Yeah, yeah, well I'm doing okay. Y'all thinks for checking
in and appreciate your care. I've just been sitting around
the house, you know, and thinking about stuff.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Y'all want to hear something out that?
Speaker 4 (42:10):
Yeah, of course you do. Did you know that when
you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you actually become a
vacuum cleaner? And I don't know if you realize this,
but even if a bear wears socks and shoes, he
still has bear feet. If poison is past his expiration date,
(42:40):
is it more poisonous or less? And that it would
take you longer? What if my dog only brings the
ball back because he thinks I like throwing it. Every
(43:01):
time you clean something, you make something else dirty, so.
Speaker 9 (43:05):
I don't do it.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
No y'all ever notice when you intentionally lose a game
of rock paper scissors, it's just as hard as trying
to win a game of rock paper scissors. How many
animals need glasses and no one knows it?
Speaker 6 (43:34):
Poor babies.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
If you rip a hole in a net, there are
actually fewer holes in it than before. Thinking about stuff,
If you replace the W with a T in what
where and when you get the answer to each of them. Yeah,
(43:57):
I think on that, jonb.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
Here there, here there.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
No, you got it wrong?
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Okay, good.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
If becomes back there and when then okay, one more
and then like I got it, scoot. I have plans
to become an influencer. There are only two things you
(44:33):
need to worry about. Either you're well or you're sick.
If you're well, then do There's nothing to worry about.
But if you're sick, whoa. There's two things to worry about.
Either you'll get well or like you'll die brou. If
you get well, there's nothing to totally worry about. But
(44:55):
if you die, there are two things to worry about.
Either you'll go all right, you're gonna go to hell.
And if you go to heaven, sweet, there's nothing to
worry about, right. But if you go to hell, dude,
you'll be so dang busy shaking hands with friends like
you won't have any time to worry. Yo, this girl
(45:19):
does what talking about?
Speaker 1 (45:21):
What was at the high Port?
Speaker 7 (45:25):
Now?
Speaker 4 (45:25):
I'm gonna stay y'all your duds keep rocking. I keep
thinking later, bro.
Speaker 14 (45:32):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by hard grains potted
meat thrush because it's four twenty somewhere.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't see you.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
This is professor moment handed Day, head of e ah, oh,
head of Big Show Science in History division.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
And you're listening to two boys who are destined.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
To be history, dog Boy and on the Big Show.
Speaker 7 (46:08):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
to by a negative.
Speaker 6 (46:12):
I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Good morning as a big John already Thursday morning coming
up in minutes, own track with dog Rice. Now's go
boys in the playoff. It is set for one more race.
Who's gonna win a championship? But twenty five Phoenix this
weekend here and right now, last chance gives some deals.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Taggy Jackies.
Speaker 6 (47:17):
Hello friends, your old pell Bertford here for taggy Jackies,
close for hose. It's that time of year, neighbors. The
leaves have changed, the days are shorter. Tampa Bay already sucks,
and soon the ghosts and gouls and the living den
we'll be roaming the streets knocking on your door and
begging for handouts.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
No, it's not free roaming democrats.
Speaker 6 (47:34):
It's just Halloween, and what better way to celebrate thanksgivings?
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Ugly Nephew, finish shopping.
Speaker 6 (47:39):
The Big Tacky Jackie Skanktacular Halloween Sale. Don't settle for
another stale and boring Halloween. Let Tacky Jackie hope you
put the horror back in horror. You know, do you
(48:02):
want to look like your favorite celebrity skeezer but can't
afford the botox?
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